A Lot On Your Plate - S5 Ep5: The chicken ick
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Hi guys, and welcome back to a lot on your plates.
We're on location.
We're on location.
We're in a very gorgeous bedroom in our very fancy Airbnb.
be in Nashville baby, you ha!
Woohoo, you ha!
It's always a bit of a hugover.
Correct.
I actually felt fine when I woke up though
and all day until we had something to eat.
And we had plans for tonight and we've cancelled them
because so he made a very good idea in Trader Joe's.
Let's have a night in.
I feel like we were always going to do it
but we just hadn't put it in at the plans and I thought if we do it tonight
A Wednesday.
It's better now we've got the Thursday Friday Saturday.
To go, wow.
wild yeah quite wise decision for me as as they always are as always um so after this we're
going to record our Patreon episode our side dish which is over on Patreon FYI and our three
friends are waiting for us the living room as we speak and silence heavily earwigging and they are
going to come on and answer lots of our listeners dilemmas so I think it would be quite nice
to have like a different range of different views and opinions because we've got all sorts of walks
of lives and experiences between us, I would say.
Correct.
And we're also going to continue a dilemma which, if you are on Patreon, you'll know
that we discussed something, a scandal last week.
It's probably the biggest scandal I've ever seen in a message to us.
So it's basically somebody's best friend faked their full pregnancy.
We're talking up until full term.
42 weeks to be in Zach.
42 weeks which
it's crazy
and we had a lot of questions
to ask this listener
and she's replied
and told us more so we're going to continue that
over in Patreon because that's where we initially discussed it
yeah so if you do want to meet us over there you absolutely
can for Friday and we're going to
give you a full vlog tour
of this trip this Airbnb
and Zoe's been really good with the
vlogging yeah
and we're going to use that as a monthly special
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we were meant to have a professional setup
please tell them
it was
500 odd dollars
for
half day and that didn't even include
video so YouTube you guys who are watching
wouldn't have this shit
this is recording on a
wish we could show you the professional setup
We'll take a picture of it.
You'd be recorded on a phone landscape in a very wonky tripod with a light that wouldn't rest in it because it would fall over on four haunted books.
On a bed.
You think this Airbnb is slightly haunted.
Everything that we've just described is on a bed with a wonderful set up behind it with two wall lights, like massive.
What do you call that?
I don't know.
Big curtain.
I keep saying, you know, when like a hotel or an Airbnb or whatever's, it got really cool decor, but it's like old furniture and like edgy lights.
and all that, I love it, but it's itchy.
You're saying, this is itchy vibes.
Like, touching, you know, like shower curtains and that.
Even though they're cute, it's itchy.
Zoe danced with a lovely old guy with one tooth yesterday
in a bar called Robert Weston's World,
and she actually went to the toilet straight afterwards
and washed her hands and used hand sanitizer
because she was like, no, itchy vibes.
To be fair, he was a little bit.
He had one tooth, and it was green.
He was so sweet, but he was just,
even all the women,
that were regulars in this bar were trying to grab Zoe away from him because I think he's
just like the local tease by the way I know this probably isn't going to shock anyone but I didn't
volunteer to dance for this guy like he approached me we'll have to well we'll send you the video
we'll show you the story I didn't want to do you know what I mean also we've gone and done a
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what's been a lot on your plate jess then
kick it off
give us a kick start
so
in LA
at et well
I'm sure you've all seen this by now
ate very well
then we came over here and
we've been in quite a bit of free don't we
we try biscuits
which is like a southern
unbelievable unbelievable
they're like a southern
I would say
a scound
I call them a scone
I don't even know
it's more like a layered
Very cool as them a scorn
Like layered potato scone
Versus a cakey scone
To me
Yeah
It wasn't bread like at all
It was flaky
More potatoey flaky
Filo pastry layered
Yeah
Rather than like a cakey scone
Agree
But it did come with
Sausage gravy
which was unbelievable dip it into that.
Mind-blum.
Then there was just like a berry jam.
An apple one?
Apple butter.
That was good.
And then what was the good one?
Like a spicy mango.
I think like a hot honey.
Like consistency of honey.
But it was like a mango thick, sticky, jammy with a spice.
Unbelievable.
They should call it something.
But yeah, we try biscuits and we love them.
We've had waffles.
And guys, I'm so disappointed to say that I tried the Nashville hot fried chicken.
We gave ourselves a chicken ick.
It was vile.
It was hotly bees.
It was the worst fried chicken I've ever eaten in my life.
And I don't know why.
We're going to post the...
I've recorded my reaction on it, right?
And it's quite something.
Please explain why.
I know, right.
I struggle to explain the thing I don't like about.
chicken and it's hard to explain right see when you bite into chicken it shouldn't just cut do you
get what I mean by that like see like you would bite into what's something hard like an apple
saying it was like your teeth do like a clean cut yeah chicken I don't think should be a texture
that you can get a clean cut with a bite it should be like flaky shredded uh-huh like do you know what I mean
Like it shouldn't feel that you can get...
Oh, even talking about it's making me want to vomit.
And that's what that, when chicken doesn't feel cooked for me,
it's that rubbery, you can get a clean cut out of it,
and it shouldn't be like that.
For me, it was how I would imagine eating a raw chicken.
It was that...
I think what people love about Nashville chicken,
from what I'm gathering, gathering,
it's a lot of chicken.
So you got a little fucking chunky, meaty piece of chicken.
fried which isn't that crispy it's not like Kentucky fried batter it's an it's a bit more
greasy but the grease felt like to me it has seeped all the way through to its core
so when you chewed into it it was just like a juicy wet like vom rom rom rom
and you know you get that stringy bit when you eat a chicken fillet so we've given ourselves
the chicken ick's a thing that's a thing we've given ourselves the chicken ick maybe that
can be the title of today's episode.
The chicken egg.
Anyway, what else you've been up to?
And how was your flight?
Yeah, good, to be fair.
The flights were actually not bad.
You need to tell the listeners
your vegan situation.
Your seating palava.
So, me and Heather
got the flight from Edinburgh to London
and then we met Molly in London.
So it wouldn't let us check in
for whatever reason the day before,
so we just had to do that at the airport.
That then obviously meant
that none of us were sitting together
on either flight because we were obviously late checking in as well so me and Heather were not
together at all even on the first one so anyway we were basically saying like we can't go a nine-hour
flight not sitting next to each other and it wasn't a night flight either so you didn't really want to
sleep and I think it's all right being that way when it's your way home from holiday but on the
way there you want to be excited together I know and I like as I've discussed I'm like that
courseful week flyer thing which actually I felt totally fine being here being on the plane everything
I think I was just buzzing enough to, like, not care.
But I'm like, it wouldn't help me if I was, like, in the middle of randoms.
Yeah.
Like, no.
And then what if they were, like, smelly or, like, got, like, cheese and onion crisps out or something?
And you know, I'm like, my app, get my wipes out and all that.
Like, Ami does all wipe.
Anyway, we've been there before.
So we got on the flight, and me and Heather were, like, both the middle seat, but three rows apart.
On the same, like, number, if you like, we're both.
like seat B, so we're at the same side. Molly was then the middle of the middle four.
So we were then also thinking like none of our seats are really appealing. Yeah, to try and ask
to swap, yep. But it turned out that hers was, you know, the first row behind the wall.
So you've got extra leg room. Oh, nice. And the TV comes like up and over rather than
obviously in front. So like maybe that's appealing. Anyway, we get on and it was the row I was
meant to be in and straight away there was a guy in the window seat and Heather just said, do you
mind swathing so I can sit next to my friend and he was like yeah no bother so that was us together
we're like maybe this will be easier obviously I didn't ask because I'm too scared and then the
woman who was in the aisle seat was like no I need an aisle seat I was like we're fucked like this
it was too good to be true but then what I said to Molly was if you asked the guy in the aisle
next to you if he wouldn't mind swapping and then when he says yeah he can say what's not
actually for me it's for that woman over there
which happened in any luxuration
and we think maybe he
I mean he wasn't like a young attracted man in him but he was
like not much older probably
I think we thought he was
then like getting him next to this girl
yes
obviously that didn't happen so then we moved that
woman over to the aisle
in the middle so we were playing
bloody musical chairs with airplane
but Molly is a vegan which I think
we might have mentioned
so she obviously had a vegan meal
so then we had a vegan meal so
then we had to say to the a hostess, like, oh by the way, I've moved, I've got a vegan meal
just in case there's any hoo-ha, but that turns out the other woman who we swapped was also
a vegan. So it was like, the vegans unite. And apparently she looked like a classic vegan,
didn't she? No, she did. She was up doing stretches in the flight, by the way. But not just
like a wee, I'm stretching my legs, it was like a, she was doing squats. See, because she had
that extra space. She was like, it was after she was performing.
she was doing squats and then she had her arms up against the wall and was like pure leaning
and you know when like you're trying like reach as high as you can and all that it was that much
anyway it was fine Monday what did you even do I forget
Monday we went to East Nashville which was a rookie mistake because a lot of things are shut on a Monday here
yeah look that down guys we ended up in a weed bar to start with yeah we were like
just for a quick drink but then we did find out I was huddling is weed safe in pregnancy
I'm tempted
but we're like it's all natural
so probably
it didn't happen guys
just FYI
and then we went to a place
for tacos which was really good
yeah that was really good
it was called
pie town tacos in East Nashville
and we were meant to go east
tonight which is lots
of lots of locals
have recommended that to us
quite cool edgy vibes
more of a
let's think like a Glasgow
East End Southside maybe vibe
like when the locals go
yeah so we go in there
tomorrow
because these two
well not these two but us and some of the girls got in very late last night and tore the
ass out of um Broadway which was so much fucking fun but it was so quiet yesterday so
I think we should save ourselves for Thursday Friday Saturday yeah I'm actually got quite a bit
of energy in me to be fair so I'm excited for this weekend but I think it's just it's a mix
of not a good sleep when you've been drinking obviously jet lag we're out and about wandering all day
so everything's just
that exhausting
so we just need
to chill tonight
yeah
I've got to take it easy
but I've actually expanded
how fucking big of my now is
that compared to what I was
a few weeks ago
I think the neat comment
we made previously
might not be long lasting
I hope so
no kidding on
I actually do think
that woman in Sfora does
say like from the back
you wouldn't know
my mum actually
messaged me yesterday
actually in that video
we posted
my mum was like
where's my grandchild
I was like
when I sent her selfie back
like
she was like whoa
yeah it's from the front we're still
neat as well it's just from the side
but it's a nice bump you've got
starting to get lower back pains now
but I'm not letting
quite a lot of walking around though
I'm not letting anything stop me though
like I've gone on a fucking 10 hour
flight I went kayaking I went
like a little mini hike I want to say a hike
it was like a trail walk
I'm not do you know what I'll be honest with you I keep forgetting
I keep forgetting that I'm pregnant
and then all of a sudden I think
fucking how I feel exhausted
head.
Yeah, like Donan.
And then I'm like,
and I touch my stomach
and it's rock solid.
Do a big fart and I'm fine.
And I'm like, oh,
Reminder.
Oh, yeah, there's a baby in there.
Oh, yeah.
But no, I do feel like
I'm actually looking in an okay shape.
It's just...
Absolutely.
It might...
Do you know what they say
that some people get quite big
soon and then they remain the size?
Yeah.
And then there's other people
that you can't tell at all
until certain weeks and then it's like boom just pop so i just can't imagine me going massive massive
out there you can only go so far yeah you can't like too far's like detached and some of the
girls in the patreon chat was sending me all different recommendations for like things to rub on my
stomach and stuff and thank you so much to everyone that sent me stuff in as well but i bought
the whole mamma meo collection from look fantastic it was like six pounds three pounds i bought the
nipple spritz cream the body butter i've not got it with me i ordered it from look
fantastic and it's at home as we speak I got some bio oil out here so I've been smothering my body in
that I bought that BB hug me pillow and did you hear Richard on face-time to me this morning
what was I saying it was good said he's had the three best nights sleeps ever had in his life
well a bit 150 fucking pound that cost me and he said he's actually been lying on it as a pillow
and Owen's on the other side of it I was like great that's fantastic managers so he's been
lying on it like a pillow and he said it's the he's not even woke up for the cats to feed him
Right, that is.
So I said, do you need to have it length, for he's rich.
And, yes, I'm looking forward to going home to that
because my nights are becoming a little bit restless.
But apart from that...
When you're not in your own bed, though, it's hard as well.
Like, I do think you don't ever get amazing sleeps when you're away.
Yeah, very true.
So you've probably got a mix of both, which hasn't helped.
Yeah.
And maybe you'll feel a bit more relaxed and relieved.
When I get home, yeah.
So that's the pregnancy update, but I'm alive and kicking and thriving, baby.
Being good.
We had a really nice dinner last night.
Rolf and daughters?
Correct. I keep forgetting.
But it was really good.
That's the best food we've had.
So far.
The brunch of buttermilk ranch was really good with the biscuits.
Yeah, that was good, but the problem was,
we thought we were going to wait half an hour for a table.
We were starving, so we thought we'll get some pastries.
So we got a pistachio one, duh.
And...
Almond croissant, duh.
And what was the other one?
What was the other one?
An orange.
Like an orange blossom sort of thing, yeah.
That came home with us in the box.
But then as soon as we received said pastries, our table was ready.
So we had a wee bite at them to keep us going.
Then we got the biscuits and then we all got a meal, so we were a bit.
Bit stuff.
I feel like I didn't fully enjoy my actual dish because I was already a bit done in.
I think our eyes have been massively bigger than our belly on this trip.
Maybe not mine, but everyone else is.
I don't think that ever changes.
No.
But you just, we like to.
to try bits.
Yeah.
You have to try.
When you're in a new country, you've got to try everyone's dishes.
Especially if you're going to like highly recommended places.
Well, we're staying in this Airbnb, which is in a place called, well, it's not far from
a place called Germantown.
So if you are coming to Nashville, it's a really nice area of so many restaurants.
I've pin loads on my map that I will share eventually.
So there's different cool areas like South Nashville.
You've got Broadway.
You've got Printers Alley, which we'd look down on Monday, but it was a lot on Monday, but it was
bit dead at the time, wasn't it?
We've also went down to where Centineo Park is, where any Swifty's listening, I'm sure there's
many, that's where her bench is and the tree that she sings about the Willow tree or
something.
Fuck knows, we've got a Swifty with us and she's telling us all.
Sounds cool.
Yay.
And she...
We also went to the...
Says me who was saying a love story and the pop thorn night.
Word for word.
We went to the country museum.
Yeah, quite interesting.
And it appears at Swifty putting a lot of money to that place
because there was an awful lot of memorabilia there of hers.
And Haley was surviving.
So if you are a big Taylor Swift fan, you're going to love it here.
You're going to love it here, y'all.
It's so good.
It's so good.
What else?
Oh, also, we're going to have to try and whisper slightly
because I think we're a wigging,
but it's our friend Heather's 30th birthday on Friday.
On Friday.
And we've bought a hot.
like a honky tonk bus tour down Broadway where they're playing like all those lab music
as like a bar on it we didn't get it private because that was so expensive but also there's not
enough of us to have it private because you want it like and also we like we like dealing with other
people so absolutely well depends who they are but yeah you're really great at that we might write
that um so we've got that on friday at 6.30 two hour tour honky tonk and then we get on
and then we'll go around Nashville.
Before that we've booked a really nice restaurant at 4pm,
like a late lunch, again on Broadway.
Cannot remember what it's called, but it's booked.
So that's what we're doing.
And then Saturday, we've booked tickets for the grand old opera.
I don't need to whisper anymore.
We've booked tickets for the grand old Opry,
which, again, if you're a country music lover or you know anything about it,
it's like an iconic music venue here.
Yeah.
Massive.
4,000 seats I think
It's kind of where country
Not started but became bigger
It's kind of like
If you perform in the hydro and you're Feglesge
You'd be like I've made it
Yeah but when you say it's a bit more like something more iconic
Like the grass market
Or
What's another really iconic music venue
What's the one where it's?
Barrowlands
Yeah the Barrowlands
I'd say it's something a bit like that
Where
It's got a bit of history about it
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we're doing that on Saturday.
Basically, we were going to go tomorrow night
because Shania Twain is hosting
the People's Country Music Choice Awards.
But the tickets was extortionate.
We felt like we could only get seated
at the top of the auditorium
and we felt like it was giving BAFTAs.
For me, it was more,
I know there's going to be so many good stars there.
But who's performing?
You don't know who's actually going to physically perform.
and the only people that I really know are like the typical country
like Luke Holmes
Chris Stapleton, yeah
or like Dolly P
and I think in between performances
like would that be of interest us
I'm sure like speeches of people that most likely
let's say 8% we don't know who they are probably
and then like the actual physical award given
we just weren't sure that it's going to be enjoyable
yeah I thought there's two different types of country
here as well you've got the sort of pop country
and the more mainstream country
Yeah. And then that Robert Weston's well-roomed last night was more like they had a piano, a violin.
Can they get me all about, like yordland?
Yeah, it was folk music is how originally it started.
So I think it's giving two different bars. You're really into country because that was a lot of older people there as well.
Yeah.
We were the younger people and then. You go to somewhere like Jason Aldeens, which is like a rooftop bar here, which turned into a sort of club.
Lil John started playing
I was in my fucking element at this point
I'm sick of country
I've only been in here two days
and I was loving it
but it was more like a student mix
and then it would burst into
Taylor Swift and then it would burst back into
like
yeah yeah
when you get our band there at one point
you were thriving at that point
so I just think it's got a bit of everything
for everyone here
depending on your sort of crowd
because there's a lot of staggedoos
and there's a lot of bachelorette parodies
yeah we also went to
Polly Parton's bar. White limousine. But annoyingly, it's actually really stormy here this week,
which the waitress said last night, it's like the worst week we had in a while. So that was
really good. So the outdoor bit was shut, which is shame, because it's got like a pull on it
and it's got like a big, like her head. Yeah. Like massive, like statue thing. That's right.
But it was nice to be wonder about. It's a cool wee bar. Another thing we definitely
recommend if you come to Nashville is get a car it's been a life saver yeah I understand it's
different if you're all drinking wanting to drink because we're not necessarily saving money at all
because you're paying for the parking yeah and the car was cheap but you're then willing to fuel it
blah blah blah but the convenience of getting from a to be and all the short little journeys
it's been brilliant I think if you were only going to drink like when you're out at night then it would still
definitely be worth it because you would then only probably be getting one taxi there and back
at night, wouldn't you? Yeah. During the day, like, we're in and out that car, like, to different
shops, different bars or different, like, museums or rooftops, whatever, just places that you want
to see. Yeah. It's not necessarily sitting, like, booze and booze and booze and all day.
And I'm finding it really easy to drive here as well. It's really nice. All the cars are
automatic, I think they have been for years in America. Driving on the other side of the road is not
an issue. There's also a lot of cars around you, so you are just,
following what someone's doing. That's it, yeah. So it's easy to just be like, oh, so that's
the line I'm meant to be in. I always remember, this is my biggest tip, is I always remember that
wherever I am sat in the car, my body needs to be in the middle of the road where the line
splits the road. As long as if my body is sat next to that, I'm on the right side of road.
And there's a lot of parking here as well. I keep saying that because everywhere you look,
there's a P sign, like there is. And there's on street parking, which you wouldn't expect. Yeah. But even
down Broadway so you could literally park on the street next to it basically but guys it's
expensive just America and general I found LA the same do you know what it is it's the it's the
tipping it's the tap they don't add tax until you pay I don't know if that's necessarily
in restaurants or yes it is they add the tax after don't they and then they've got the suggested
tip which minimum is like 18% and when when there's like six of you and it's like
$100 per head, which is probably like, what, 80 quid?
That's like another fucking $120 on top, and you're like,
Jesus Christ.
And the homelessness, it was so bad on the West Coast.
I've never, ever in my entire life, seen anything as heartbreaking and as tragic as Skid Row.
We went down there when we were downtown L.A.
And we drove down there, and I genuinely was gasping, like, this cannot be real life.
And then we've come here to Nashville.
It's nowhere near as bad, but...
You do see still quite a lot of people, though, don't you?
Me and Heather walked back to the car last night,
and you know the...
when you've got an underground rail system,
and you know the sort of fans, like the grid
that are on the floor, and it's had the air coming up.
There was just guys just lying on each one of them
because they wanted to be cool, and I just thought...
No, I can't get over that.
I'm fucking paying $30 for a drink around the corner,
and you're homeless.
How? How is the system that fucked?
Why are we still in 20204 and, like, people are still home?
almost it's tragic anyway America's just fucked in general but apart from that
it's really great we're having a great same the bar that we really enjoyed the
first day we went which I think has better during the days Morgan Wallins bar yeah
that's cool there okay but dead last night wasn't it but then again the whole thing
the whole thing was dead last night so maybe we need to get it as no shot yeah we'll
go and I think they'll remove all the tables at the weekend so that's a dance floor
agree but it's just cool how like when you walk in the bars there and then the stage is obviously straight ahead
but then it's got like a you know when the upstairs doesn't have a middle so you're still looking down
like over the balcony at the stage i just quite like that kind of vibe by atmosphere so that's our
national trip so far i'm sure we'll update you on more next week um of what we've done and if those
things that we're saying that we're doing we're good and if they happened
things can change
because the weather is absolutely
diabolical guys
anyway should we show you a couple
of Sothor goodies
or you want to pick one each
right
and then we'll go into our dilemma
our dilemma
let me think about a good one
wait no I need to do too
unfortunately sorry about that
also I've been living off
Humantra hydration tablets
and the liquid IV
hydration tablets because you get them out here
and they're so fucking good guys.
We've been really hydrated on this trip.
We've had gallons of water in the fridge.
We've been sticking those things in our drinks.
Never pissed so much.
My way has never been so crystal clear I could drink it.
And also, we've been drinking as an alcoholic beverage.
Not obviously all day.
Oh, yeah.
But, you know, when you've had your few cocktails or beers or whatever
and you move on in the spirits,
we've been drinking these things called, is it like neutral?
It's not spelled at that, but it's like N, I think it's not.
N you.
T-R-L. It's like an American's version of a...
Whiteclaw.
They're called seltzers. Seltzes, yeah.
Yeah, so it's like, there's a pineapple flavour. We've had watermelon as well.
You can get like strawberry and all that, I think.
But it's basically the alcohol, I think it's vodka.
Then you've got the flavour and you've got a sparkling water.
So I actually don't think they're that bad in terms of then getting a hangover.
Yeah, because it's been a lot of soda, isn't it?
Yeah, and as much as we have drank, I know we've felt.
Me is meaning the girls, by the way, not me, not us too.
As much as you of us have drank those two nights, you would be really hung over with that,
but I think that's been the same grace as those drinks.
Because it's keeping you hydrated.
Yeah, I think so.
Anyway, don't speak too soon, right?
So first product, you're not really going to be able to say this, so apologies, but it's the lineage,
let glowy bam, which I do like the one in the pot, the sleeping mask, but I like the
purple one of that there's a jelly bean or something like that great um I just like
how it's easier to squeeze out the tube when you're out and about but this is the
candy cane one for Christmas I'm assuming so it's like really minty and it's like
minty the pot was very satisfying it was like red and white swelled stripe as it's
nice I mean the actual yeah stuff does it come out striped as well no just like
clear white but it's minty I like that so I think
thought I'll get one of them.
So you watch on YouTube if you're listening,
apologies for the rustling.
It's the bag of goodies.
And then I got the house labs by Lady Gaga Foundation.
And I'm excited to try that because you know something?
We then realized in the next shop,
I got that Mac Foundation months ago and I've never seen that since.
Gone with this?
I forgot that was ever in my ownership.
Oh, my.
I just do like true match and it just does the job.
Yeah.
And do you know what else makes me not wear as much foundation?
Because I'm not, I don't wear a foundation kind of girl.
Like, I'm just fucking wearing it.
But the Vieve concealer is quite foundationy.
Yeah, it's quite thick.
Like I kind of put that enough that it actually gives me like a certain coating of a coverage on top of flaws filter.
Anyway, I'm excited to try this and what shade do you get?
190 light cool.
And fun fact, I got someone to come and help me.
pick a shade but before I did so I tried to do it myself and I thought no I should really get
this done because you had this before it was a wrong shade and I picked the exact right one
love it that's a talent for you right there we bought some masks for the girlies just to say thanks
to them this is a really shit thank you present for getting them to come on the pot but we bought
the doctor jar um what are they called sheet masks sheet masks these are very extra but um
they weren't the bad price actually I have no idea how much they were
Well, they're around between $8 to $16 depending on which one you got.
I'm just going to let everyone know we will not tell you how much this bag costs.
Like that looks like, that's not like a pure large bag, right?
But when I tell you...
No, but Zoe, it's not a lot when it's two of us.
We spent just under £200 each.
We did.
Once it's £7, right, okay, fair.
That's not a lot of money.
It was more when it says...
Well, it is a lot of money, but it's not a lot of money when you've gone into Sephora
and you need literally everything.
No, but see, to be fair, not when you've got like a foundation,
a lip product, we've both got, like,
foundation.
A good few things, some skincare, that masks, like clean masks.
I mean, that would have cost, that's going to cost us about $60.
True, very true.
I think it's more than you see on the till $600.
Yeah, I was right.
But then that was because they added the tax on top of it.
And I was like, oh my God.
The price you see is not the price.
No.
The price was right.
Anyway, that is an extortionate amount of money,
and we were very aware of that.
So we got, so I bought a brand new bottle of the Charlotte Tilbury setting spray, full size as well.
Molly asked to borrow it on this trip and I was like, yeah, no worries, cannot fucking find it for love and non-money.
So I think I've left it in LA.
But if you were on Patreon a few weeks ago, you would have heard me say that I want to try the new OS.
Which I think is Patrick Starr's brand.
It's the matifying waterproof setting spray, which is all over tiki-tocky.
So I've got the mini size because of...
Got to try it first.
Yeah, well, I love it.
And I don't know if I love matifying things.
I always normally like glowy.
But we're trying to do that down a little bit.
I've tried to de-go for the podcast.
Yeah.
And then I'll also show you that I got a foundation as well.
But I went for Patrick Tar.
When I was in New York back in last May, I bought the Patrick Tar compact.
Oh, yeah.
Do you remember?
Yeah.
And it was like skin.
but the shade is actually wrong for me
I feel like my skin tone's really changing at the moment
but he's brought out a new foundation
that's called Major Skin Hydra Lux
luminous skin perfecting foundation
and breathe
that's a bottle as well by the way
yeah if you're looking on YouTube look at that
and she matched me so I'm going to try that
because I ran out of my luminous silk which is the Holy Grail
and I don't use Flores Fill too much anymore
and Molly got me onto true match
which I do like but I don't think
it lasts very long on me without a setting spray.
Yeah.
So that is that.
And the rest will save for over on Patreon.
Guys, buying your own house and flat can be so stressful.
So stressful.
And I feel like as adults were just supposed to know all this stuff.
Did you know that it's considered one of the most stressful things you can ever do in your life?
I can believe that, by the way, all the paperwork, lawyers and all that.
It's too much.
It's a total minefield.
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Not quite Lizzie.
But they'll definitely take care of everything
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Do you know what we forgot to mention, by the way,
yesterday,
what was that area we went to?
12th Avenue.
Wow, that's amazing.
So we went to
have breakfast and that
Butter Ranch.
Butter Ranch.
Butter milk.
Buttermilk branch, yeah.
Yeah.
And then there was nice shops around there.
We went for a wander.
And we went into it, it was just like, you know, bits and bobs and that, just jewelry and all that.
And you just got like carried the way I'm.
What is my jewelry like?
Insane.
There's a table in one of the bedrooms, you know, a round dining table that can actually fit four people around and it's covered jewelry.
I just like bits and bobs.
Anyway, these rings I got.
Madewell?
What?
Didn't you get them from Madewell?
I have no idea.
I think I saw you going in that store.
that store.
I haven't...
When you went off on your own
and you came back
and we were in Book Mason
and you came back
and you were like
we thought you bought
a bangle but you hadn't
it was these wee rings
it's just a wee band
with some perils on
and like a second band
it was a wee pack
and then I got
just these wee gold hoops
which I actually think
really nice
okay so that was from a store
called Made Well
and it's an amazing shop
here in America
I didn't have like
just wee you know
like day to day
gold hoops with me
and I actually don't really
have a good pair of them
they're either too big
or like tiny wee ones
yeah
I didn't really have a good middle
or they've got so
him on them.
Yeah,
I just wanted playing.
Anyway,
and then we went into a fragrance shop.
We nearly fucking walked past it.
It was called Ranger
Ranger.
Ranger fragrances.
Ranger something,
but it's a local
to make my bag in here,
but I can't see.
It's a local Nashville
sort of fragrance house.
We told them that they need
to come to the UK
because it was so fucking good.
And all the upcoming country stars
or even like legendary
country stars,
they've done like a collaboration
with them and their
bottles were like in the window
and then their main collection
candles, diffusers and
perfumes were so good
the sandal was amazing. It smelled very similar
to La Labre Santile 33 but it was more
vanillae and you and Molly
basically we were enticed into the store by a scent
we walked past and completely missed it
and we love that shit and then we were like
what the fuck is that smell
and then we realised it was a fragrance store
and we walked in we were like whatever that is
We want it.
We need...
But it was a pine candle.
And it's so cute because the candle's in a glass, like...
Jar?
As they always are.
And it's got a wee cowboy hat on it.
Like a little illustration.
Yeah, like an outline.
The tattoo.
Yeah.
We should get that.
Yes.
And then you can get it like at home later.
Or we'll come back.
But then what they say to do is when you're finished with it, use it as a whiskey glass.
So they had like a glass next to it with some fake house cubes in.
And the cutest box of matches.
you got with it as well with like a little illustration on it you get them like included in the
box that attached to the box nice gorgeous little details we love it and where's your hoodie
phone because we've been we've had a few requests that you listeners need to know where our clothes are
from and I mean I'm in my pajamas right now where's your hoodie from this is actually um Zara
it's like a foamy cotton it's a good it's good quality I got it with the match and joggies but
they um were too tight on the ass the thighs yeah um and I want them loose so I'm going to
to turn them but I thought I'll keep this because it's actually quite a good size this is a large
large and in charge make it a large um so yeah that is zara and then I've just got I kept my black
trousers on from today which are just linen from h-num gojeanah this is from ASS it's really soft actually
but it's like a double zippy so I thought it'd be quite comfy because you know everything's
getting a little bit tight up so I thought I can just undip it and yeah and then I've got these
really comfy you complimented these this morning but the um
Just some lounge you wear, very thin.
I think they are pyjamas, but they're from H&M anyway.
And these glasses are my friend Heather's.
There's exact same prescription of mine from Iola.
I'm pretty certain they are Iola.
You get someone else's glasses on me?
Yeah, I put mine in the bathroom, tried hairs on.
I was like, ooh, I actually like these if it my face better.
So I'll wear them.
You put the same prescription?
Yeah.
Did you know that before now?
No.
I looked at it.
I was like, oh my God.
In fact, I think I can see better in this.
Then my own.
Anywho, right, so let's quickly talk about a little dilemma that we had this week and then we can carry them on into Friday's episode because we've had a few and we've had one to do with a best friend's boyfriend, we've had one to do with a toxic marriage, a wedding dilemma and dilemma with moving in with their partner, we've also got the pregnancy dilemma.
We were actually in the country museum yesterday
And when we put the question box up
We love it when you guys send us our responses
But this one came as a full DM
And we thought we'll save this for the main
Because it's fucking good
And we need to know what you would do it
And also, we cannot believe how many of you responded
To us about being a backdoor family
No, I know, but we've got loads
And loads of responses
The main sort of reason behind it is parking
Is it?
It's where like...
Or dogs?
Yeah, it's where
You know how a lot of kind of house in the States have like a bay in a few houses used like the one bay?
Right.
I think it's like where that's positioned.
Okay, get it.
If the driveways, like, you know, down the side that the back door's on the side, you would just go.
Because Haley was a backdoor person and her, you parked around the back to get to her house in a shared bit.
You're not going to walk by, I don't want to walk to a front door like CBA.
Oh my God, my hips are really hurting me.
Right.
Let's go.
So here we go. So my friend has recently split with her boyfriend of seven years.
She came over to stay with me a week after they split.
We went to a gig where she met some of my boy mates and fell in love with one of them.
It's been a few weeks now and they've spent every weekend together and she's constantly saying how much she likes him.
But boy has got issues.
Oh no.
Issues in capital letters.
No, no, no.
He's one of those lads you have a good night out with but would never have gaining capitals.
be boyfriend material he gets recklessly drunk massively massively into drugs terrible with money
etc etc the list goes on all my girlmates agree and i can't believe i'm letting a friend date him
knowing it's going to end in tears i don't want to ruin their fun she's just come out of a long
relationship and deserves a bit of fun but he's just not the one help me please so i then replied to her
and was like, okay, we need to discuss.
And then she just said, thank you.
And to add, he also got mugged last week, in brackets,
drug related, and is currently recovering from jaw surgery,
and she still wants to fucking marry him.
What the hell would you do in this situation?
Because you would want your friend to have a bit of fun.
No, I know.
But these type of people are fuck boys, and they are, like,
I don't know how old this girl is, but.
it's all about the chase and the excitement especially to come out of a long-term
relationship oh absolutely 100% what i was going to say was before the second like before her
responds to her question about the mug and drug situation i was going to say like you just kind
need to let them ride it out yeah because people do need to make their own mistakes like i think
you can show your concern and say look i don't think he's the one for you the party's never going to stop
he's in with the wrong people
he's not nice
when he's drunk
or whatever the issue is
but it's kind of
then up to your pal
but the mug
jogging situation
that's like a
huge dangerous
yeah
yeah so it's different
I feel that you can't
just let them go
with the floor with that one
but equally
let's play devil's advocate
him
and let's pretend
that this guy
is just lost
he's a lost soul
he's got him
with the one crowd
and when you meet
someone that
that helps you
and brings you out
of that fucking hard
picked of hell that you've got yourself into
she might be like you know what
yeah you are shit and you're troubled but
not necessarily you need someone like me
but sometimes you do
need somebody that can help you see the light
in certain situations and she might
like him that much that
he doesn't want to do that life anymore
you're like you know what yeah so
we can't always just be like well
fucking run for the hills because he'll never meet
anyone in his life if every woman
had that outlook on him
but equally you've got to tread care
I know. I know. I've had friends in this situation and I do think, and I don't want
the stereotype here, right, but I do think a lot of single guys are on, like, that wrong
path when they're single because what's keeping them not?
True.
Like the only thing, like, girls, like, go to their pals for a couple or, like, go out shopping
or go for a spadi or whatever. Not many guys do that. Most of their socialising is at the
pub. Yeah. So see if you've not got, like...
Oh, on their own? Yeah. Or see.
if you've not got a partner to do things with that is a bit more wholesome or less drinking involved
or just like sitting in and watch a movie or whatever I do think a lot of single guys go down
like they're just constantly partying because what else is that they do? Yeah no I do agree with you
especially depending on their age as well yeah so I feel like a lot of them do that until they've met
someone so if you were to never go by a guy because of that you're right you would never find
someone and neither would they so maybe to answer this girl's dilemma then
I think she's been a really good friend, obviously, having these concerns.
But I would, I don't, by the sounds of things,
I don't think she's voiced her opinion to her friend
because she doesn't want to sort of, like, be the fun sponge
and dampen the spark that they've got at the moment
with this new exciting, you know, situation she just found herself in.
But I do think, let her have her fun for a couple more weeks,
especially if she's said she's been spent every weekend together since,
which, you know, they might be having a really fucking lovely time.
So has he actually been bad or disrespectful or anything to the friend?
Because if he's not, then yeah, his lifestyle, maybe he has an ideal.
But if he's treating your pal, okay, what's really there?
And also, she must know that he got mugged last week.
If they spent every weekend together since, that sounds like they've been seen each other for a while.
He got mugged just last week, drug-related.
So she must know unless your friend is getting into a situation where she's being roped into doing these things.
things or maybe doing drugs or you know you're seeing a different side to your friend then
I'd be like wait a minute he's not good for you he's not good for you you're changing um yeah
so I would definitely text them to say hey how's things going um I heard about so and so
getting relate mug last week um how does that make you feel uh has things been good is he being
good to you. I just want you to be careful. I don't want you to get hurt. I know things
are exciting when you get out of a relationship, but I just want you to know that I'm here
for you. But equally, as your friend, I feel like it's my responsibility just to say to you
as much as I like him, because he's my friend too, that I want you just to be careful.
Yeah. Don't you agree?
You do just like, I think unless there is major, major red flags like the drug thing,
you do just kind of need to let
as we're adults here
yeah exactly you do kind of need to let them
make their own decisions and I do have
pals at the start I was like no
no no no no like he's not
good like he's
pissing his money up against the wall on drugs or gambling
or whatever it may be like quite kind of like
typical things that people
suffer from doing all the time or whatever
but then as I said
once they actually have just followed through with it
and then they're in a serious situation
like they turn it all around
because their priorities are different now.
Some people can really turn their life around, can't they?
I've got loads of people from back in Leicester
that I knew that when I was grown up, they were
an absolute, not so much a mess,
but you would always think,
oh God, I would never want to go out with them.
Yeah.
Now they're happily married and they've really changed their life around.
They've turned themselves, their addiction
of gambling or drugs or alcohol
into something like fitness or hiking or their family
and they've started new business from something that they're passionate about
and they're completely different yeah you're always going to look at them and think
oh that was the guy from school or college that was a right pest but you you've got to
give people a chance in life I think not everyone's going to be bad forever also see if you're
still in like you're even your 20s I'm like you're still young and you're living and
learning aren't you and guys typically don't really grow up unless they've got a partner
yeah I mean that's very stereotypical of us but it is no I know but it is it is
is true. Just in terms of like, as I said, like the social side of life. Yeah.
For guys, maybe like football, sports, involves pub, involves drinking, whatever. Like,
there's less for them to do. It's just wholesome. Or there's not less to, but I don't want
to do it. They just don't find it as wholesome as we do. Yeah, exactly. So, like, there's just,
why would you be stopping all that unless you'd a reason to? Agree. And you don't stop
your life or a partner, neither, but you know what I mean? No, it's facts. You're speaking facts.
Anyway, we hope you enjoyed that episode with our Nashville on tour.
Hopefully there's more in the future.
I'm sure there will be.
Hopefully the sound quality is good.
We'll move back to normal.
We're in the studio next week.
Like we've said,
join us over on Patreon for a monthly special of Nashville
and our episode with our lovely gorgeous friends
that are about to record because we're starring Marvin
and we've got some good lots of spit or swallows to speak
as well as a whole and they're going to help us with dilemmas.
We love you very much.
Thank you always.
Thank you always for your really gorgeous kind messages
over the past week.
We see everything and we love you very much.
Big heartless.
Do we joint heart hair?
Cute, we're so genzy.
We're quite close.
Like, we're close in this.
Usually we can only do like a touch your finger.
Beep-beep.
Jess is probably going to go get our feet massage now by one of other girls.
Not me.
Would never, could never.
But good luck to them.
Guys, I had two fat, two foot massages last night.
From my friends, how nice today.
And Zoe said she can, you can get fucked.
I'm never touching your feet.
I wouldn't even want to massage my own.
Fairfox.
Right.
Love you.
Bye.