A Lot On Your Plate - S6 Ep21: Things Our Partners Do That Drive Us Mad
Episode Date: September 16, 2025This week we’re diving into the most annoying things people’s partners do - those little things that drive you insane when you know they probably shouldn't 👀 You guys sent in some good 'uns!Plu...s, we're filling you in on where we've been eating recently, and reviews of our latest wellbeing experiences. Plus, we’ve got some more wedding related listener dilemmas to dive into... And remember you can sign up to Patreon for an extra episode every week plus bonus vlog style content, competitions, group chat, early access to tickets and looooads more! See you there piggies 💖 patreon.com/ALotOnYourPlate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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How are you then, Zoe? What's the chat? What's been a lot on your plate this week?
Well, I went to a new restaurant in Hamilton, a local.
Oh my God, so you did.
Sophia's.
Which is the same owner as Santa Lucia, which we absolutely buzz our little titty's off over it.
Correct. It was nice.
Was it?
Yeah. I'm not like wall blown away, socks off.
Yeah.
But it was good for a local. Like, it's a nice wee one. You can walk around to, there's a wee bar up the stairs.
You can get a wee drink.
Nice chill afterwards.
Yeah, I would recommend it
It's Italian
But also it's right next to another Italian
I thought they'll be filming
Italiano or something
Italiano
Italiano
Clever, I like that
Italiano
Yeah, that's right
So I ate there and it was nice
And I got a sausage pasta
Classic
Nothing on yours of course
And we randomly got roast potatoes
Right
Well potato
No they weren't roast potatoes
because they were just potatoes with, like rosemary on them.
They're unbelievable.
Sometimes you just need a tattie involved.
Always a tattie.
I genuinely think tatties needs to be on every meal.
As a side and amongst it, a tattie just needs to be involved.
You know, when we were at homegrown last week and we shared a photo of it
and someone was like, look at that sad, lonely tattie scar on its own.
I'm like, but that has to be a thing.
Like if there's hash browns or tattie scorn on the menu, we have to have them.
Chips, roasted, mash, mash, dotho, any sort of potato.
A doffinwa.
Wow, I know posh, but gorge.
And I have a bit of a dolphin.
Well, by the way, an adolphin was good.
Labor and love to make.
But so good.
Wow.
So went in there.
I also had a spicy mark to start.
Was it good?
That was my starter.
It was a cocktail.
Really nice.
And then I had a big fat glass of red wine.
Oof.
It's been a while.
Me and red wine.
Was it a good red?
I actually just said giving the house red and it was really good.
Mm.
Massive glass.
Then we went upstairs and I had an apparel.
Do you know what? I saw this, I thought.
She's mixing the drinks.
But three, it's only three drinks.
No, I know, but from what we said last week,
Jason said I was pissed and I wasn't.
By the way, I would be wasted on those three drinks there.
I think I was merry.
Yeah.
Wine just gets you that, like, loose airy, you know?
So I think I was just loose.
Love that.
Then we walked round the roads.
Love that because it's not too far from you, is it?
No.
It was a gorgeous wee evening, to be honest.
And that is honestly all I've put in my gub that's of interest to talk about.
retract there's another place when
I forget
I went to Angels breakfast yesterday
thoughts really enjoyed it
did you have the breakfast or the brunch
right
breakfast I think
I had the you know there's the
chili
avocado eggs
and it's
a bit of sourdough
smashed avocado
like creamy avocado I like that
two bits of Hulomi I don't love Hulomi
No, I don't love it
Fuck it, I'll take it
And it's meant to be post-eggs
But I asked for scrambled
Okay, nice
Oh, and there's a chili jam on it as well
Nice
It was really good
Sounds like the brunch menu though
Well, the only reason I
It was the same menu
But I think it's just depending what time it was
But it was 10 o'clock
It was 10 o'clock
It was 10 o'clock
Yeah, I would have been that then
Because the actual breakfast menu
That I was buzzing about
Was the Asai bottle
Because you know, I just love the consistency
I was going to get it
But you know what I'm like
I eat the toppings
And then I'm kind of done
And I'd been to Pilates
so I kind of needed like, you know, about 14, I know, God, look at me going.
And then when I went home, I ate five chocolate bars, so, you know, balance.
Balance and all that.
But I went there, I also went to Bicca.
Yeah, I was going to say you went there yesterday.
Bisa, how'd you say it?
Well, they'd just launched some phenomenal-looking matches on their Instagram.
Banana bread.
Seen it.
I'm really into that at the minute, banana bread lattes or, I just love it.
Obviously, I didn't get a matcher, I got a coffee.
I'm going to tell you something right now.
Tell me right now.
Wasn't deeuf.
Were you?
flying to the moon.
My whole body was heavy.
I was like, I did wait.
That's how it makes me feel.
It's like I'm heavy but jittery.
Yeah.
I'm kind of like there's a vibration going on.
I don't enjoy it.
Honestly, guys, I'm going to go to coffee prison,
but I instant over a machine coffee every day for me.
I just fucking love it.
I honestly would agree with you.
I don't think it gives me the jitters.
When you do go to these proper coffee places,
which can I say I do still really love and enjoy.
But it's too proper.
But they are proper.
It's giving you your caffeine fix.
Yeah.
But we did share a pistachio quasson and it was really good.
That looked delicious to be fair on your Instagram.
But honestly that is the three things I've done since we were last in here.
That's them.
Well, after we came here last week, we went to Stretch.
And that.
Yeah, but you haven't, you didn't either.
No, I know, but.
No, actually, we did.
We had a little nice, we said it on the vlog on Patreon.
So we did.
We had a salmon potato salad.
from Yusebi deli's deli counter.
I obviously have not done anything but I have.
Because we went to naked soup to go and get some lunch and you know what it's like with
naked soup at one o'clock, prime time, who can be fucked.
So we then went around to Yusebi deli and was like, okay, we'll give it a bash.
Salmon and tatties, so good.
It was good.
But anyway, we went to Stretched, which is a assisted stretching.
I wouldn't say it's like physio, but it's giving that feel but in a more trendy
cool way.
So basically, Stretched is going to be a franchise.
It's actually opening up in Edinburgh very soon, Manchester later on in November.
And I think they're just going to try and go a little bit global, to be honest with you.
I love that for them.
I think they have paths of being physiotherapist.
But anyway, you go in there and have assisted stretching.
So think yoga, all that jazz.
Somebody's doing it for you.
But they're doing it for you and the feeling feels so good.
Well, you can see what areas you want to focus on.
so I did my hamstrings because they're so beyond tight all the time
stretcher's fault
yeah from all that squatting stretchers fault yeah
so she did more lower body with me but you got more upper body didn't you
yeah because my neck's just so sore so we focused on that and it was brilliant
I really really recommend that and afterwards we went down to you
because stretch where who was at our wellness event if any of you came to bad
they were doing um squat analysis well yeah move
analysis on your body to tell you kind of like what your posture was like blah blah
anyway then we did the infrared sauna and they've got these three different ice plunge
pools at the bottom so you could hire it out to your whole self which we did you can have it for an
hour and they advise you to go into the cold plunge and then infrared and keep swapping so Zoe
hasn't done it before have you no and you did it which I was very proud of you because I didn't
think he was going to get you in there at all I went to med thigh because I don't bring a swim
suit so I had my pants on which obviously I had to wear beyond the appointment but that's the coldest
sore you were tingling I was tingling actually no it's aching it's like a tight ache that was happening
in my legs when I got out of it though I lasted like 30 seconds yeah but it's just good you know
that is good 30 seconds if you even 30 seconds I've even 30 seconds is good but I don't think you
were in there that long I think you're exaggerated we'll give it 10
But it's better than nothing
because I was like, no it's not for me
I want a hot bath
I don't want a nice bath
But what I will say is
And I don't know if this is all your head
It can't be because I have felt like a piece of dog shit
For six and a half months
I'm knackered
Right so I went into the easy
There's like different plungeable stuff
Easy intermediate
Beginner
And intermediate expert probably
Freak
So then we went into the beginner
For like a few seconds
And I was like oh my god shit
this is really freezing cold.
So then I went straight back
into the intermediate
and that was a piece of piss.
I don't know what it is
but I think once your body's already cold
and you're numb
less shot.
Going back into it,
yeah.
And I could say I was in there for ages
wasn't I?
I just don't know how you did that.
Came out, went into the infrared
and my body felt amazing.
I felt on top of the freaking world
all that day.
Slept great, restless legs.
I think there's a lot of science behind it.
No, there absolutely is.
Because what we were saying
was you feel really relaxed
that you could doze off
but at the same time
your eyes are wide awake
yeah
because I've got heavy
eyes all the every day
but my eyes were not heavy
they were light as a feather
my eyes were light
I'd really recommend it
honestly
I think it was really good
I enjoyed myself
and something else that we've been doing
well
I tried to rope Zoe
into my hot
what
hot Pilates mat class
which is a
you roped me in
no I know I do
But I've been trying to rope you in for a while to come back
But then I was like, right, come on
So you came and I was like, it's really bloody hard
Lucy's the teacher, she's great there
Well, in fact, I think all the teachers are incredible
But I do love Lucy because I've been to a few of her classes
In previous places
And it's at the holistic warehouse in Delmanic
But there's also one in Clyde Bank
The Hot Matt class there is solid, guys
You don't need to go to these reformer classes
Which again, I still love
But don't ever like
Underestimate the mat.
On mat Pilates.
What the flying fuck?
I was sore the next day.
Saw.
Yeah.
And she uses the ball,
she uses the band.
What's the other thing that she used?
We weights.
The wee weights.
They were like one KG.
We were like,
I was literally like,
she gave me 20 and I'm like not a problem.
Then you go to Mac Pilates and I can't left one.
What is that?
Because the difference.
Reformer is hard in ways because you're pushing against the resistance, right?
And guys, we're not exaggerating it. It was one KG.
Not was actually one KG. But the reformer also assists you.
Yeah. So like even though you're maybe really pushing the weight with your leg,
the rest of your body's held in a position if you're lying down against the shoulder pads,
whatever it might be, right? But with Matt Palathe, there's no support.
Your body's doing everything. It's so hard.
Reminds me of a story right. I was telling Zoe this, but I've seen a TikTok. I think it
was Grace Beverley actually and she was saying that she'd went to a Pilates class called
Legree. Oh yeah. And it's based in America but I have no words to describe this type of class
right. But all I can tell you is, you know how I've been a member of Class Pass for a good
amount of years now. When I went to New York to visit a friend that was working there, probably about
two summers ago now actually, God, that's gone fast, isn't it? Not last May, but May before.
Yeah. And went on Class Pass and I saw this class class. And I saw this class.
called, I don't know, it's called like Soul Something.
I thought, perfect.
I'll do a nice Pilates class, Reformer.
I got there, guys, I shit you fucking not.
I could not believe the abs and the fitness levels of the girlies in there.
I was like, listen, at that point, I was pretty into my fitness as well.
And I thought, I cannot do one single exercise.
No, I take that.
The guy was, I don't know what, he was on speed or something,
but he was just like, you know, and you can't understand what they're saying,
because everyone in the class has been to his classes and on time.
So I actually take stuff with that as well.
They're allowed.
What is it called?
Adderall.
Yeah.
And it's like a focus thing, but it like...
It's ADHD, isn't it?
Yeah. Maybe it was on that.
Anyway, you know when somebody goes to a class and they understand the way they speak?
Yeah.
But I was like, I can't keep up with this.
But it was amazing.
Anyway, I thought, what the flying fuck?
That was the hardest Pilates class I've ever done.
I ended up voic noting Julie after it because I know she liked all that at the time.
I was like, Jillie, I've just done a Pilates class in America.
It's a different gravy over there.
Anyway, watch Grace Beverley's TikTok.
I ended up logging into my class pass
just to check what that was.
And it was that legree.
I don't think it's actually here in the UK yet.
It might be one in London at the moment.
I think there might be one in London,
I'm sure I've seen someone at it.
But if you ever see it or anyone wants to bring that to Glasgow,
please do, because for anyone that's past the Pilates
or wants to get serious core, and they're like...
But what's the difference?
I do not know how to describe it to you, Zoe.
Is the reformer bed different?
Yeah.
It's bigger, it's wider, and it's like got grids on it.
And all I can describe it is, you know, when you do a, if you've ever done a thing on the floor
while you're moving your like a mountain climber and you've got those like slippy things under your feet.
Yeah.
Think like that for an hour.
No.
Type shit.
Sorry, it's enough for me.
Honestly, the people in the class, I was like, you guys are phenomenal women because I could never.
My court said no.
My core is tragic.
Listen out for this legris.
You might start hearing it
in the next couple years
because it is the hardest
I don't want to do it
because then we'll need to do it
and I don't want to do that.
We need to be a sheep
and do it as well.
No, I don't want to go through that pain.
No.
You're enjoyable.
I did it once and I can confirm
it was rock solid.
But anyway, the holistic warehouse
is really good.
I'm loving it.
I went on Wednesday
I go Saturday or Sunday morning
to the former Pilates
and I was sore after that
I'm actually still sore
seeing right in your leg
between your leg and your vulva
shall we say?
that's painful
we love the boba
and I was dreading going to
Richard this morning because of that
but I had to cancel him to come here early
so what a shame
but you were so sad about that
he said it's so nice
you're pretending to be disappointed
I was a bit earlier
anyway I was in Manchester at the weekend
tell us all
nothing to tell you
having a terrible time with Jensen
I'm not going to lie
perfect
so Richard was driving around
the part of
Manchester where his mom lives at 3 o'clock in the morning trying to get him to sleep,
which was tragic.
But what I will say is with that, his mum's got some that lives with him there.
So I don't think we could, I didn't really feel comfortable letting him cry for like a longer than two seconds because I didn't want to wake them up.
So that probably made us feel a bit more on edge, different place to sleep.
But yeah, I'm definitely having a really tough time the past couple weeks.
A tooth's come through.
So let's just blame it on teeth.
We'll blame everything on teething.
We're blaming to us.
But, yeah, the sleep is, it's killing me, guys.
I'm not going to lie.
I've had a really tough couple weeks, maybe weak.
He was great for me when I was solo parents in the week before last,
and then shit's hit the fan.
So, yeah, I'm a corpse right now.
Well, you don't look like one.
Thanks.
I don't know how I'm alive.
But we'll get there, we'll get there.
So that's what's probably in a lot on my plate, is a teething child.
Exhaustion.
Yeah.
But so Manchester probably was a little bit clouded with the fact that we were both really knackered.
But it was so nice to see his mom.
And actually his mom came up to us.
She sat downstairs and she came up at 12 midnight because she heard him cry, bless her.
So she actually took him downstairs, which in my head, I didn't want to over-stimulate him and keep him awake because I knew that it would fuck us the next day.
But he stayed with her.
We needed sleep.
And then she came up and got him again at 7 in the morning.
So we got a couple hours sleep there.
And honestly, cherish any support or grandparents that you have in your life because what the
fuck. I'm sad that I don't have this. I know what we're going to do about this.
I don't know. Someone needs to move here or you're going to need to leave.
I'm not leaving, no. Thank fuck. But I'm not. I just had to put two options out there.
But me and Zoe are going on a work trip next, week after next. I think week after next.
No, I've still got a few weeks. Is it? Three weeks. I think it's three weeks today.
we're going to London for two days
and then when I get back
I'm actually going on another work trip
to Copenhagen for the night
now when I saw this come through
it's obviously an amazing opportunity
and I really wanted to go
if you listen to Siders
you'll know that I am actually going to Copenhagen
with Richard the week before on two nights
so this is separate if you're confused
it only came through like two days ago
so I said it to Rich I was like
look I've got this opportunity
it's one night in Copenhagen
so I will be back after London
I really want to go
and he said
fuck it of course go
like Jensen's
fine we've got enough milk
he's on solids but he has asked his mum to
come up for that week
so his mum is coming to stay
and help because if he looks after Jensen
a week he can't work
and that can't happen
so difficult yeah so his mum's coming up for that week
then my mum is coming up the week before
for a full week and then my dad and Emma
are up the following week for three days so I am going to
feel injected with grandparents
and sleep
I'm buzzing about that.
Energy.
Guys, the hotel in London doesn't know what the fuck's coming for it.
I'm happy to stay there all day all night.
Zoe, I hope you understand that earplugs are going in.
I might even pop some sort of like,
over-dose myself on like CBD or some shit.
I'm out for the count.
I'm going to wake up at 7 o'clock and you're like,
oh yeah.
Yeah.
So I'm so excited about that.
But I had in Manchester a Sunday roast at Blacklock.
I've mentioned it before to you guys
It looked unbelievable
It's really good
It's in London
There's quite a few in London now
I opened in Manchester last year
It was relatively new
And I looked on their Instagram
When I tagged them
And they opened up in Birmingham
So if you're based down south
You've got that coming
It's coming to a place near you
Yeah
It's really nice place to go
Gorgeous unlimited gravy
Really good gravy
The cheesecake there's really good
I love a roast so much
Yeah
You don't really have them as much
in the summer
You kind of forget
about it for a while I think you do you know what I cooked last night Zoe you'd have
loved it actually thought of you I bought a beef brisket from Tesco and I slow cooked it for a few
hours in my lacrosse in my oven and I had pulled beef brisket with creamy mash broccoli and I thought
cozy Zoe season is here it's here and it's here to stay for a long time six months at least
and I'll end on this I went to Trafford Centre the way home because I thought I've got to do
something fun while I'm down in Manchester
and I went to
the new Primark
home. Yeah. I saw it on Molly May's
blog and she was buzzing her titty's
off about it. Well it replaced home sense did it
not? Oh! Now I haven't been
to that part of Trafford Centre? I've not. It's just
from her talking about it. It's sort of random
retail park? No it's in the Trafford
centre. Is it? But it's
the... Like you have to go
across a long overhead
tunnel thing to get to it and then
it's all empty spaces
there's random like burger places and a P. Louise pop up in the middle of it.
Very random.
Guys, I'm not sure what she was smoking, but it was shit.
It was so crap.
Was it bank?
Yes, massive.
But it's so big to the point of they don't have enough stock.
So there's like duplicates of, there's like 20 of the same pumpkin on a shelf.
Yeah.
But what I will say is maybe that YouTube, which is most likely what happened, went out to the masses.
and she's sold out of everything
because it was giving empty shelves
Yeah
Also it depends what you're in and because shops like that
are good at bringing out pumpkins and Christmas stuff
but if you don't really do that in your house
then there's not really much for you there is there
Yeah very true
It's quite season themed
Yeah there was a few nice bits but
Nothing groundbreaking
No but it just felt empty
And I do think that's giving influence by Molly Mae
Absolutely
Honestly Fairfuck
Sorry Perry Shan
Is that her name?
Perry Sean
Must be runs in the premarks
Why? What do you mean?
Because that's all they talk about.
It's how good Premark is.
Oh really?
Because she does those nice songs.
There's fuck all in it.
I don't see anything good in Premark.
I don't see anything good in Primark or
Zara.
However, if you go to Zara on a Tuesday day,
that's a good tip for you.
It's great.
Is that factual information?
I'm going to say it's factual information.
You think it's Delivery Day?
I think it's Delivery Day and a Tuesday's a day
where most people tend to work in office.
If you have like a long weekend, you might have a Monday or Friday, but Tuesday it's been replenished.
You're usually back in the office.
Yeah.
Maybe not at home on a Tuesday either.
But do you remember when you had Caroline on the podcast?
She told you the delivery days for, um, Carolyn, sorry, for Zara.
Did she, I don't remember that?
Yeah, she told us inside Goss that if you go on to Zara, a new in on a website, and I think it's a Thursday morning.
Wow.
She knows all the new in days for each of the good shops.
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dot com i need to share i've got two random thoughts let's hear it love it they're going to make me seem
thick as shit but what's new right i love it i was thinking about when you send someone money right
and your bank account balance on your phone or at a cash point machine
or in a bank right
where is that money
like that's not real money
no I know so what how am I
transferring you a tenor but there is no tenor
because it's get
did you get what I mean by that I do know what you mean
like how have we all got say we all have a thousand
pounds in our bank account right
where is that like look in here
there's seven people
yeah
where's that seven grand though
right so
Is it just in the ether?
Yeah.
I remember looking into this before
because it's a little bit similar
to how that crypto started.
It's not a real thing,
but it's got a value of it.
You've got to imagine
that money has started.
It's put a price on something
and the value of it goes up
the more people want it.
So it's not a real thing.
No, I know.
But it is a real thing.
But you might be able to help us here.
It feels real.
It feels real when it's a physical normal.
on your hand or a pound coin though but what
like when I send you a tenor like how does
that mean you've got a tenor now it doesn't really but
you do also have one
it's just taking that way
from my balance and put it in yours but there's no tenor
really being exchanged
yeah because you're thinking of
that's only because you're comparing it to cash
like physical notes
which if you think about it
are kind of not a thing that much
anymore
well it is but
a lot of places only accept card
if my RBS balance is a thousand pounds
Yeah.
There's not like a drawer with my name on it with £1,000 sitting in it.
No, but you could make that happen if you withdrew it.
No, I know.
It's just the connection of it's fucking weird.
Anything to input, Emory?
Well, ask the lawyers.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, let's ask the lawyers.
It's like data.
It's like data.
So if you think of it as you're having like 100, like, coins.
Like, see, like if you're playing like Mario and you've got coins,
things like that, something like that.
Yeah, but that's, it's doing like Bitcoin.
It's just a different way of currency.
It's a different form of,
I don't know how to,
I don't know how to explain that to you in a simple sense because.
No, because I know exactly what you're saying,
but I think it's weird.
Like, if you think about it,
money was never a thing at one point in the world.
Somebody had to bring it in for some structure
and to, like, fair trade-offs with things.
Like they, back in the day it would have been like,
hi, I'll give you one sheep if you give me,
I don't know.
10 donkeys
Something like that
Yeah
Everything was fair
That sheep was class
As currency
So it's just changed over time
And become this
Goal coins
Like I totally get how it works
And I get it
Yeah
But I think it's weird
It is weird
Like I think it's just weird
That one day
My band says this
But then I can top yours up
But nothing really
Actually has changed anywhere
But it has though
Would somebody like to comment
On this episode
And tell us it in simple terms
What the fuck money is
well I think the whole point is
it's not really anything as you said
yeah it's just people put a price on something
and we just to use the money
that we have to buy it
but it's the same thing that you get a gift card
like how the fucks are a tenor on that
do you know what I mean though
yeah
anyway my other thought was
see when strawberries are in season
yeah
why
right this is going to freak people out of this
right. When it's strawberry season, the date on the strawberries in the shops,
basically the day of the day you're at or the next day, right?
Right. The best before date is the day you're buying them or the day after.
They're never any further than that because they're obviously in season
and they're coming to the shops fresh. From your country.
Okay. So I bought strawberries yesterday and the date was four days from now.
And I thought... Where was the origin of the strawberries?
I don't know. I don't know. I didn't look at that.
But I thought, is that?
Is that because they're like factory made now?
Or preservatives.
Are they like fake strawberries?
Um, well, you should have looked at the origin of the strawberries for a start.
I would never do that.
Well, you should, by the way, because I'm going to say something right now.
And it pissed me off in Tesco, right?
Well, it didn't piss me off, but I pissed myself off that I don't look at this enough.
But farmed salmon, like, you know, there's a humongous farm, salmon farms everywhere.
Yeah.
And wild salmon is extremely expensive.
Yeah.
I found like if you all want to eat,
everything's getting pushed on our throats to eat better and eat more organic,
but then everything costs a million pounds.
But there was like, you know, the trays of salmon things in Tesco?
Fresh salmon.
Yeah, yeah.
And I picked one up and what I've started to do is really look at the dates
because all supermarkets push things that are out date at the front.
Then if you're doing your weekly shop, everything goes out of date tomorrow, right?
So I'll go to the back.
But I looked at the two different dates and I noticed one was Norway
and one was Scotland
from the same pack
of thing
and I'm like
that's mad
that what we should be doing
is we should be shopping
we should be picking up
the one from Scotland
not the farmed salmon
from Norway
I'm not saying
that farm salmon's better
from either places
but it's actually been
it's better for the environment
for a start
because it's not travelled as far
but also surely that's fresher
surely to fuck that's fresher
so you'd like to think so
so definitely have a little
lucky look on that
I'm going to look when I get home
where they're from
well there's strawberries in the supermarket
now bear in mind strawberry season
is probably just about over.
There's a few things that are fresh now.
Like, figs are really good in season now, if you like figs.
I wouldn't know what to do, my fag.
Put it on your porridge, you can roast them
and make them like honey-roasted figs, so good.
Air-fried them for a few minutes.
Exhausted.
That's what I've got for you.
Just eat a banana.
You could blend them.
Just put a banana in my porridge.
But I don't know if bananas.
I don't know if you can.
Bear of mind, there's a lot of things that you can't get in this country,
such as avocados.
I think I'm correct in saying that.
What, as in they don't grow here?
Yeah, like the climate's not hot enough for it.
Wow.
But if you can get British produce,
like in Scotland, for example, meat and fish is amazing.
Like, Scotch meat is incredible, so is all the fish,
some of the best.
Like Scottish salmon is an only thing all over the world.
And then, like, fruit and veg, strawberries.
You can't beat British strawberries, in my humble opinion.
I'm going to look at everything now when I buy an overthink
and then have to stand and Google it for five minutes before I can put it in my basket.
But when you go to supermarket next, actually look,
if you're looking at like a packet of salmon,
don't look, just have a check if there is one from your hometown.
But yeah, that was just a thought.
I had I thought, am I now eating like un-frozen strawberries?
I don't know.
Do you what I mean, though?
But another thing about frozen Zaz,
they do say that frozen fruit and veg is a bit better for you nutritiously
because it's frozen at the time,
so it's fresher and got more nutrients in it
because people snub at frozen veg
a lot, don't they? But actually, a lot of it is really good.
I use frozen broccoli and frozen peas.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't really know anyone that eats
non-fresh peas, thoughts?
Tinned peas, though.
Ooh, no.
That's what we've been eating for months in the flat
because I don't know why
because I've always had frozen peas when I lived at home.
And then we went to my mum's one time,
Jason was like, your peas are so good.
Oh, they're tin peas?
No, they were frozen peas.
So we now are getting frozen peas.
Oh, I've never think to get frozen, tin peas.
Tin sweet corn?
Oh yeah.
Who can be asked to scrape that off the cob?
No, I would just bite it off.
Yeah.
I would just then have a corn in the cob.
Yeah, sorry, but I mean if I was adding it into something.
No, I'd never do that.
Yeah.
But can you get frozen sweet corn?
Yeah, you can because you can get it mixed.
Yeah, of course you can.
God, you could really talk about these things all day, couldn't you?
But to answer your question, it's probably just got loads of preservative.
on it. I don't know, you can tell by the size of them. If they're really small, then
they were tiny. And I thought, are you fake? A you fay? Timmu. Yeah, but then again, though,
Timu strawberries, but then again though, you know, chicken breasts, things that are
cheaper, they are bigger because they're pumped with water and to bulk them out. Actually,
the more organic stuff is shrinker and smaller, even like vegetables and that.
I won't be second. So maybe it was a good strawberry, Oz.
I mean, I had it in my yogurt bowl this morning and they tasted absolutely fine.
I'm sure you were sound.
And I'm fine.
I'm sure it's worse, it's a point you bod.
Absolutely.
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We're going to do the topic that we asked you ages ago.
And whenever I get around to doing it,
and it is, what frustrates you about your partner more than it should?
So, like, stupid things that fucking wind you up.
I've got, I could go on all day if you like.
For example, everything I'm going to say is going to be you as well
because you're quite similar in that department.
For example.
Like, me personally or Richard?
No, you personally.
Fuck.
Why is there a basket in the shower for all of our shower things
and you put the things next to the basket
put the shampoo and dish our back in that fucking basket
it's there to hold our products
not for them to be scattered around the bottom of the shower
because you know what that does
gathers the dirt
and then it's all dirty
just put them in the fucking basket
but then you do put your drink next to the coaster
yeah
I do and I also put the nappy next to the nappy bin
Only if it's a pea nappy.
What's that all about, though?
That is because I've got a child that is liking to launch himself off his mat.
So as I'm trying to hold him with one hand,
it's kind of hard to hold him and then flick the bin up and then put the nappy
and sometimes I just, it's just too much to deal with.
Saying that, Zoe, as much as he slags me off,
did I go into the nursery this morning and find a nappy next to the changing mat?
Yes.
That's what annoys me about my partner is how hypocritical he is
when he's giving it all big licks on his high horse,
like, probably you, and then he sits there and does the exact same thing.
Yeah.
And I'm like, but the thing is, those sort of things don't bother me that much,
so I probably let them slide.
But what I should start doing is taking photographic evidence,
which I did this morning and send it into on WhatsApp, like, you're a hypocrite.
Do you ever think, well, I just start a list?
Yeah, I'd love that.
I think that quite a lot.
So petty.
Yeah, like, don't do it.
Because if they did that, I'd be like, you're ridiculous.
I'm embarrassed for you.
What else in all you should is more than it should?
the whole sniffing up
I can't
sniffing
yeah you know that
groggy thing
I'll even do it because
today and spit
no it doesn't spit
especially if he's got a cold
it's all the time
it's like unblocking your nose
but from above and not blown into tissue
yeah like
oh my God no Zoe
it actually does something to me
where it makes me twitch
last night he was eating
fruit and fibre
in cereal
and the noise
that the milk makes
and the spoon on his teeth
and the chewing
I was honestly looking at him like
I was glitching
I was like you're so irritating
and he's like I'm literally eating cereal
but that is so annoying
but you're annoying me
everything that every noise that you're making
is so beyond triggering
what my main thing is using
things that don't need to be used yet
So the toilet roll's not finished
But you've put another one next to it
And you've started using it
That's me, I do that
Why? I don't know
It's not finished
I don't know
Or the milk's not finished yet
But you're opening the new one
Because in case that's out of date
But it's not out of date though
Yeah, I probably wouldn't do that
The date's still fine
He's like it smells funny
But I'm like putting them in them
Why it's still on the fridge
That is definitely a man thing
But I'm that type of person
Oh that like if something's not exactly
In the right position
I'm annoyed about it
it. Yeah. You know?
Anyway, let's see what other people are saying.
Watching shit on his phone, it's constant, I hate that.
I want one noise at one time.
Yep. Yeah, I have to tell them to turn reels down at night
because it's just too much sensory overload.
That's an open goal for me. Open goal if you're listening.
Oh yeah, it's always on my TV.
Going to take a break?
Yeah, can we know. Why do you have 50,000 podcasts a week, open goal?
Can we get a break from this?
Cy Ferry, go to sleep.
take a day
leaves cupboard doors open
annoying
I just know you leave a door open
I do
but I'm annoyed
every single day
I do this to Jason George
my fingers
and I'm tucking whatever it is
that's stopping it from shutting
in and then I just shut it
and I'm like the sock
just needed to be pushed in
and push shut
it's as easy as that
it's as easy as that
my wardrobe's always open
But the cat's like to go in there, she's fair enough.
That's why I do do it, to be fair.
We want to trap them in there.
Leave that excuse.
Flips about like a fish when getting into bed.
It moves all the covers and pillows when it's already comfy.
Jason dives into the bed that does my tits in.
Get in gently.
Because he nearly wax me all the time.
I'm like, I'm right here.
Bed is a difficult one.
I agree.
Because it's everyone's relaxation time.
Talking of bed and relaxation time.
When your baby spoon,
and Richard tries to spoon me every night, right?
The twitching.
Yeah.
I've ever said that before.
Why do I forget every night for the past 11 years that he twitches?
And I then go, get off.
Richard, and he's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But every time I forget, but that's just so annoying.
I know you can't help it, it's your muscle's relaxing, but can we get over it?
Take some magnesium or something.
Take a bat.
It's not working your muscles so hard, just be relaxed, always.
gulps when he drinks
I hate
the swishing around the mouth
like his mouthwash
Lucasade orange
disgusting
you're rotting your teeth
rotting
wiggles his toes constantly
have you ever been in bed with someone
where they
my mum does this
where they constantly rubbed their feet together
and they're just wanting to like
feel their skin and I'm like
can you stop
be one with their skin
I don't know it's weird
I'm not really a toes person
anyway but
I think that would annoy me
I also notice
that me especially
but sometimes you do it too
when we're speaking on here
we do that we're like
we do that we're not
we're not wiggling or
like bouncing her leg
I think it's like a
remember I used to hit the mic
I used to do that
but annoys me like why am I jerking my leg up
and I don't even notice I'm doing it
yeah
pests breathes
can be like
oh so this is the awful
He is the tidiest person ever.
I love something out for two minutes and he's tidied it away.
Love that.
Have you seen the TikToks of the guys literally making like a protein shake?
No.
So it's like the cup goes down and he turns to go into the cupboard to get the protein out
and when he turns away the cups away.
And then he gets the cup back out.
He gets to the protein and then he pulls the protein out.
And then he goes to get like the scoop and he turns out and it's all away again.
And the wife's just behind him.
Is that you doing it?
That's me.
Biting his cutlery when he's eaten.
Yeah.
And only using a fork with no knife.
Cutting food with a fork
No
The teeth thing
He scrapes yoghurt
Off a spoon with his teeth
No
No
Why
I love when people swear
And their wee message does
Because you can just feel the frustration
Dries his hands with a hand towel
Then hangs it over the side of the fucking bath
Because there's obviously a handrail
Yeah
Doesn't screw the lid back on to anything
I hate that
Oh, this is all me
I know, I know it is.
Like the teeth gel with Jensen Wright
Richard, I have to admit it is so annoying
but in the middle of the night
when I'm trying to get this teeth gel on it
the little tiny lid is fat
it's gone and he sat on it in the car
and it went all over his ass
he was like that's because you didn't put the lid on us
what it is?
I did pull it out the side of your colour day
mine I said you want this in there
because I had a bag
and I said give me all your rubbish out your car
it's tactical by the way
and I picked that up and said
you want this
and you're like just leave it in there for any day
and I thought fuck's sake
I wanted to get rid of that
I wanted to get rid of that
I know always starts hoovering before dust
and drives them up though all that annoys me
there's no point hovering
when you're about to put all the dust
onto the floor correct
there's more things to life than hoovering by the way
do men know that no
no it's the answer
just leave certain items in the sink
when doing the dishes or loading the dishwasher
Jason does that
what do you mean
I've got a wee dish that I put my avocado in.
Let's see if you're half an avocado and then you put the other half in this dish in the fridge.
Yeah.
See if that's in the fridge, the sink amongst other things, or cookies lick mat.
Yeah.
Jason's unable to wash them.
He says he doesn't know how to.
The lick mat, I can, the lick mat is probably a bit confusing, but...
Well, funnily enough, I just use a scrubber and scrub it and rinse it and that's it.
Not hard.
Yeah, but with the scuba that you clean your dishes with, though?
No, it's a separate one.
Right, okay.
It's one that's get proper bits because you get rid of it.
and about it.
But why can't you wash my tupperware
just because of my food
in it and not yours?
Yep.
Fair.
It's a thing.
It's a thing.
Ask me what's in the fridge, freezer
like I have an inventory
in my head at all times.
I think the most triggering thing
that anybody does in a relationship
is asking the question
what's for dinner.
Like, I have to admit
that that must be the most annoying thing
in any relationship because it's like,
I don't know, what do you want?
I don't know. What do you fancy?
Hate it.
I don't know. What do you want?
Like, what's in the fridge?
I don't know.
Goes to the shop.
What shall I get?
You decide.
But that's every day.
Every day for the rest of my life.
I know.
I can't do that.
I mean, what a privilege is that we can eat?
But do you know what I mean?
It's just fucking.
What a privilege to have this problem.
But I hate the question when it's asked to you.
And it's like you could just tell me or say,
do you want this for dinner?
And I would say yes or no.
Why are you putting the question?
me all the time but the problem is though as a woman which i can imagine is so triggering for men
is right what do you want i don't know make anything okay i'll go to the shop then and i'll go
and get as a staff right no i don't want that yeah everything but that
i didn't say something else going i don't want that either yeah what takeaway should we get
um don't know what do you want chinese no i'm i'm not into that
like we are the drama but i do think you need options
pick from like just give me five
options and I'll tell you the one I want
because you only give me one I won't want it
because that's just life
no one wants the first thing
put socks in the washing basket rolled up
together
Richard does that but he says he does that
to keep them together though
but they can be getting washed out
no but then you
as you put them in the drum you unfold it
so he's making sure that you're not doing
two separate loads with one in one load
and one in the other I understand the logic there
okay but you need to unfold
them is what we're getting at here.
Yeah, of course.
Whereas I'm thinking he's putting the washing on,
brings them out, and then you're having it unfold them to dry them,
but they're probably not washed.
Yeah, yeah.
Jason's got a thing weird depending on with shoes he's going,
he'll maybe double up his socks.
Sorry?
Yeah.
See, if he's got especially, like, shoes you would wear with a suit.
He obviously doesn't wear very often.
Yeah.
So we were at a funeral the other day,
and he had those sort of shoes on.
So he had black socks on, but he had three pairs on.
To give him a bit of extra height,
so a few more inches.
No, I think.
It's because they rub his feet of the back, so he layers up the socks rather than putting, like, a plaster on.
Surely that must be tight on the toes?
But see, when I was bringing, yeah, I couldn't fit another sock in my shoe.
See when I was bringing them out the washing, I undid it thinking it was two, and then I realised there was three.
Like a bunting of socks.
Yeah, it looked like one sock with those three there, in, like perfectly in.
Random.
Leaves toilet roll tubes sitting about and now hides them around the house for me to find.
Make it fun, why not?
How funny are the tech talks of saying
You need to get your man off the toilet
And teach them how to walk again
Oh, because they're on there for that long
Oh my God
I think there's definitely a fair share of things
That in my house that is triggering for both of us
Like there's a lot of things that you're saying that I do
But there's also a lot of things that he does
Like the toilet roll thing and empty shower gel things
They're always in there
He'll always keep that in there
Anything that's about to be empty in the fridge
He'll keep it in there
Or if it's gone off
It's got fur or mould on it.
He'll never clean out the fridge.
There's a lot of things that really bother me with that.
It does the hoovering first before actually cleaning.
But then there's things like keeping lids off things that I do,
like more chaotic, careless things I do.
But he's just a bit more lazy with some things.
If that make sense?
Yeah.
I just think there's jobs that don't exist in the man's head.
And they never will.
Sadly for us.
Swings I pretend golf club five thousand times a day.
I hate that all sherry,
boxing. No. No, that is a dump of bull offence, I think. What about like an ear punch?
Like, yeah. Oh my God. The fact that, to be fair, the fact that we're sitting here saying that
when our men wear wrestling t-shirts and has wrestling belts on their wall is just beyond
embarrassing. No, I know. This is you. Doesn't double-click car fob, only has door opens and I'm
passenger shade like a fud
every day I'm like, hello
my car's quite annoying for that though
I know a lot of cars do that now
it is annoying
I have to press it three times for everyone again
yeah that is annoying
I wonder if you can turn that off
do you know what I need to turn off my car
that automatic radio
like traffic control thing
but I don't know how to do that
it is really annoying
there is definitely a way
does anybody actually listen to
the traffic emergency
interrupting things
not because my map tells me
are you are rich or a bad snow
No. No, we're not either, but I don't think I could cope with it.
No, that, that would be awful.
My mum is. She had to have an operation, didn't work. Poor cow.
Did she get, what's that called?
Catonite.
She actually had her, like, it's like shaved open, I'm sure.
What?
She also slept, she also had to sleep, right?
She said she was like Hannibal Lecter with this, like, big machine on her face,
and it would monitor the breathing.
She does have a problem with it, to be fair, but didn't work.
Terrible.
I feel sorry for her husband.
Yeah, that's a shame by the way
This is a big one
Shaves his head and beard
And leaves the wee hairs everywhere
Yeah, he does that, hate it
Nothing annoys me won't
It's just been cleaned
They're all over
Fucking sink
Copies every illness
I have and exaggerates
It's a bag ten
Yes
Men
I don't know if it is a real
scientific thing
But man flu is a thing
They genuinely don't know how to function
No they don't
he always speaks in a different accent
it drives me absolutely
I've heard a lot of people by the way
that they've got a parent at home
that are English
I know exactly what you're going to say
right so I live here
right I'm in my normal life
but my dad's English say
so when I go home I speak English to him
but then I speak Scottish to you
one of my best friends
Rachel if you listen to this I'm going to out you
her mom is so scouse
Rachel has the thickest lesser accent
you've ever heard, when she's with her mother, they are...
No, it is the strongest scouse accent you've ever, ever, ever heard.
And I could never get my head around it, but it is a thing.
Like, she was actually a scouse kid.
She came to move to Leicester and she had to sort of change her accent to fit in.
And, yeah, she can't help it.
It's like an automatic thing in her brain.
She just switches back.
That's crazy to me.
But it's quite weird when you're around her.
because I guess she probably doesn't know she's doing it but
so you would let she be on the way to the mum's house say
and she's talking not like
she'll talk to me English and then she'll talk back to her mom
no I would just laugh at that
it is funny but you get used to it
like that would just make me cackle
shiggles the car gear stick an excessive amount
to check the cars in neutral
see when I first got with Jason
he'd got a new car that day
I think I've said this before
and he kept kind of doing that
but then when it wasn't in the right gear
he was kind of been like
looking at it as if like
this is a nightmare
but I'm like it's you
can't drive your car
clearly
I know stop on toes of counting
no I know
I was quite okay actually
but I know what she means
why they always doing that
not if you're an automatic
choose ice
and that's enough
it's enough for me to end on
I just think everyone's annoying
I think you've made that quite a clear
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So we've had a dilemma from a girlie, and basically, in short, it's a bit of a wedding
guest dilemma that she's in.
So one of her really good friends is getting married next year, and she was invited to
the hen party.
She didn't think that she could go to this hen party.
because she is going to live in Australia.
Right.
And she actually messaged the person that was looking after the maid of honour
and just said, like, I don't think I can make it.
I also don't think I can make the wedding.
Bear in mind, she is really good friends with the bride.
Blah, blah, blah.
I'm going to be here, whatever.
So she was excluded from the list.
She was also then, I believe, excluded from the guest list of the wedding.
She's then ended up messaging the bride and basically said,
look, I'm in a position now where I can come.
I don't think I was able to do it at the time,
but because of, I guess, the cost of flights and things like that.
Yeah.
I'm now in a position to come.
And the bride has sent her a message back,
and she wants to know our opinion on it.
And I'll read out the message, okay?
Go for it.
So the bride has said this,
and she wants our thoughts on what to reply
and what we think about it.
Okay.
So I hope you don't mind,
but just so I can get it off my chest,
I really need to say how much this has hurt me.
I appreciate it may not be a big deal your end,
but for me, it's the biggest day of my life
and we're having a teeny tiny wedding.
I had to invite 15 people maximum
and it's been really hard to do that.
We've upset a lot of people, aunties, uncles, cousin, school friends.
No one's been asked to come.
So when I asked you and found out that you were a maybe, it hurt me a lot.
I appreciate you had travel plans,
but my friend is getting married next year
and so is our other friend
who has just moved back to America
and is planning a trip home so she could attend the wedding.
this was what I'd expect you to have said.
And the fact you didn't tell me,
you just said no to my hendoo without a word to me personally,
and I had to ask you why.
It's hurt me a lot.
And I hope you don't mind me saying now
because I really just want to look forward to my wedding
and have this off my chest.
So in the voice note from the girl that's messengers,
she did say like, you know,
she was comparing me to another friend that was away
and saying that she expects me to have come back
and she just really wants our thoughts on it
and what to reply
because she's really, really taken back
by this message.
Okay.
Now, thoughts?
I just feel like if one of my friends getting married
and it's a small wedding,
I'm one of 15 invited,
we must be close enough
that I would come back for your wedding.
Yeah.
Like, I think I would,
the message from the girl is what I would feel,
I think.
yeah
because if you're such a
if you're a best friend
and you're obviously so close
that you're invited to a very small wedding
but is she to know that it was a small wedding though
sounds to me she didn't know
there was 15 people invited
and she hit upset aunties, uncles and all that
but she must be close enough to be in a 15
regardless of the size of the wedding
she's obviously a really good friend
and I think my expectation
would be my friend to come to my wedding
okay
and I know she's away
in Australia or whatever she is, America or far away.
But what I find Australia is
and obviously not close enough for her to know
that she was going travelling.
And that's what the friend has said in the message.
Like, you've never said a word to me personally
that you even go and travelling.
I had to hear that from someone else.
So for me that feels...
No, I think she's saying she didn't say to her.
She couldn't go to her hand to.
She found that out through someone else.
Really?
Check it again.
Because it matters.
this is what I'd expect you said
and the fact you didn't even tell me
you just said no to my hand
and do without a word to me personally
I just had to ask you why
so yeah for me that would make
I would think that she would be like
oh okay actually
she's going to be in Australia
so she might be a no
I don't know it's a really tough one
I feel it might be a mass communication going on
yeah I
for me personally right
if I was this girl and she's waited
this sounds like it happened a long time ago
right
in the range of months, right?
Yeah.
Where she's getting it off her chest now.
I would have had to have said something at the time.
I probably wouldn't have sat on this for that long,
especially if it was a closer friend, I would have been like, right?
At the time, I'm really disappointed.
I really hope that you would have been there.
I really wanted to be part of my special day.
But I also can appreciate that everybody has their own lives
and if you are moving to Australia,
getting a flight back and be in the range of thousands of pounds.
And you can't just expect people to do that
as well as probably then all the costs that it takes at a wedding.
Yeah.
It's a really tough one, isn't it?
I just always think if it was me and one of my friends,
I would expect them to do it,
but if they really couldn't, they would tell me.
Yeah.
So I think this is the issue here.
There's a lack of communication from someone.
Well, sounds like both of them.
One of them should have said,
look, I really want to be there,
but I'm going to struggle financially,
and you know I've been wanting to go travelling for years,
and I'm finally doing it,
and I just think it's come at a bad time.
Or the other friend should have said,
I really want you there.
How can we make this happen?
Yeah.
Like it would mean a lot to me.
I've had to whittle it down to 15 people
and you are one of those special people.
I don't know.
I think I would have been like, you know what?
It just sounds to me like the, like you say,
there's some lack of honesty
and in the communication in their relationship.
I also feel there's a disconnect
if someone is getting married
and the other isn't in that position
because I don't think...
They get it.
You get it.
Yeah.
I think when it's...
We've obviously not done.
either but I can imagine it's like consumes you and it's your big day and you want everyone
there. Yeah. And you won't understand why someone doesn't get why that's so important to you.
Yeah. Or they don't get why them being there so important. Mm-hmm. Then I don't know if I feel like I do
get that even though I've not been married. Yeah. But then obviously if I was doing a massive life
change and I was so desperate to move country, that's where my focus would be. Could also be an age thing.
They might be quite young. Guys, let us know.
your thoughts on that and what you think about this dilemma for this galley
and what she can say back to her friend.
Hopefully by now she's probably replied and they've sorted it out
and she's going to the wedding and everyone's happy even friends.
But...
Happy families.
I'm pretty certain loads of people can relate to this
because there's always drama around Hindoos, weddings.
I think people feel very precious that it's like
it's taking over your life but it's not taking over mine.
Like it's not my priority for the year.
Like your wedding's not, my year's not consumed around your wedding.
And I actually do agree with that.
No, so do I.
I don't think your life can be around anyone's situation.
Like you're all living your own life here.
We're all just hustling, bustling through life together, but also separate.
Yeah.
So we had a response from our chat last week about weddings and...
Getting married at the same place.
Yep.
Right.
So a girl's messages and said...
Is this same girl or different girl?
Okay.
Just listening to today's episode.
My brother-in-law, in brackets, husband's brother,
and his new wife got married at my venue
three years later and used my photographer, my florist, my piper, etc.
I'm too chill to make a fuss, but honestly, it was so weird.
The groom thanked his new wife for planning an amazing wedding.
He should have thanked me.
I don't know, I'd find that a bit weird.
See, this is the thing about it.
I think, like we were saying, if you've had your heart set on something,
why should you change it because someone else got married there, right?
But your style can't, unless your best pals, it's still weird if everything's the same.
But there's no way that they wanted everything the same.
No way.
They wanted it.
They have just copied your wedding.
Yeah.
I think sometimes people just do copy you.
And being there, it would probably feel quite weird.
Yeah.
Like I'm at my own wedding again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Quite nice, actually.
Not intentions on you, but still, I do think that's weird.
Anyway, just thought I'd share that.
Right.
Funny story about the vulva.
go
back in the day
I used to love
a spray tan
any slight occasion
I would get one
back in the day
I used to love the vulva
I used to love the vulva
the vulva was love
love it
I used to get a spray tan
at any slight occasion
at the time
I was working part time
on the bar
at the local rugby club
one Friday afternoon
I had a spray tan
for the weekend ahead
and been casually texting
one of the players
from the club
and he invited me around
for a quick
for a quickie
I had never done
anything of the sort before
but never have
since. But my fresh
spray tan, no brat and white vulva
gave me a slight slutty confidence.
Yes. I went round to his
fresh from the tan, sticky and smelling of biscuits,
did the deed and covered him in the tan.
My tan and vulva
ended up looking like a marble worktop
so I can only imagine what he looked like.
We never mentioned the experience again.
I'm now married with children
and having a partly highly respectable career
in emergency services.
He would be marble though.
He would be.
if she didn't wash it off
sorry but you're not touched me
when I've just had a spray tan
or just put my own tan on
I'm sticky
hey she had a bit of slutty confidence
no I'm sticky
the smell
it's too much
I'm surprised he did
because guys cannot
I'm pretty certain guys do not care
but they can't with the smell
effect tan at the same time
but then if you're about to get your hole
I mean your hole's your hole in it
your hole's your hole so why
Your vulva is your vulva.
Your vulva is your vulva and your hole is your whole.
We love it.
Let's make it happen.
It's a apology lesson.
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