A Lot On Your Plate - S6 Ep28: New Boobs, Accidental Nudes & Confessions Of Love

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

This week Zoe spills all the details on her breast reduction - from the hospital menu to post-surgery bloat, recovery, and deciding whether to keep your pants on under your hospital gown 👀We’re also chatting about the scarily real AI videos Jess’ mum keeps falling for, plus some local food recs - including Jess’ mind-blowingly good night at Crossbasket Castle.And it’s a wiiiild one for listener stories this week... you guys never disappoint!! From accidental nudes to aubergine emojis, and an unhinged 3AM love confession from a married coworker 😳Remember you can sign up to Patreon for an extra episode every week, plus bonus vlog-style content, competitions, group chat, early access to tickets and looooads more! See you there piggies 💖 patreon.com/ALotOnYourPlate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy it's day Hey, yeah How are we all Did you all have a lovely week? Lovely weekend Mm-hmm It's chilly All of my being to come here today

It really did Yeah, it really did I'm sorry guys I appreciate it I was Gas lit by my child From the sleep of 12 hours the night before And he woke up multiple times last night

and it was a tragic morning so that's me that's why I'm literally in a hoodie and my hair scrape back with leggings on I know Brian by the leggings by the way I know I feel the fault didn't do that these days but what happened there

who knows nothing would settle them no teething probably but I said positive attitude because I've been having some good sleep so shut the fuck up

Take the good with the bad That's it How are you? I'm fine thanks What you've been up to? No much I just get out to sleep by my life Tell us more Guys I got my boob production Wow

Can you tell Everyone's staring at my tits on YouTube Now I feel uncomfortable There's no tits to stare at I've still got my dressing on and my compression bra which is quite suffocating I would say but it's fine

so whilst I'm not getting any sleep you've been getting a lot of sleep is what you're saying I was assisted sleep you were zonked baby and funnily enough not to rub it in actually I'm sleeping quite good considering I don't need sleep on my back

but I don't know if it's just exhaustion from like painkillers anything that I'm doing tires me out you know like I'm tired right so we all want to know tell us everything from start to finish. Not a problem.

Do it with bells on, right? So I would in at half, six of the morning to Ross Hall Hospital. Great place, by the way. Honestly, I'd go back. I'm just trying to think what I could go back for. I could give you a few things I could go back for. Two for one, Russell? Come on.

I'd let's go once a year, I think. So I went there at 6th the morning, and I had my pre-op the week before, and I was shaking like a leaf at my pre-off, and I thought, this isn't going to be good. Like, I'm going to struggle. to like get in the right mindset and be like we're here for a reason.

Yeah. I thought it was going to feel costful but darn like once I'm in here I'm in and I'm stuck and I can't get out. Anyway, I actually don't feel like that at all. I was absolutely fine. I think I just knew it's something that I wanted for years

and also there's only one way to get it done. So either get it done or you don't. Yeah. Simple as that. Anyway, went up to my room at like quarter to seven. My operation was at eight by the way. So I knew I had like an hour and a half to just gather my thought.

I guess, but I had no time to gather my thoughts. I was getting measured up, filling out loads of forms. The nurseries were asking you loads of questions. Just obviously cross-check everything I'd guess. And then our nurse was walking out. She was like, you can put your gown and stuff on, by the way. And I thought, oh, what's happening? I don't know how, I mean, I know you see it in films and that, right,

but I don't know how to do it. Like, is it just as simple as tying it at the back? Do I keep my pants on? Yeah. Which was really a big question of my mind. I asked everyone. Am I having surgery on my vulva? Well, the thing is, that was the issue.

I was like, is it weird to take them off because they were like, right, when I'll touch your fanny freak, get them back on. But then I know for maybe like health, safety reasons, you maybe don't want anything that's like digging into them in case you need to try to get blood flow up or, I don't know, right? Yeah.

But I asked a few of times, and I got to keep my pants on just to let everyone know. So nobody seen my fanny, so we're fine. That's good. And then I just had like my gown on, my compression socks. Tough getting them over those cuffs, I've told you. that for none. They measure your ankles to give you what size

and I thought, extra large men's not a problem. And then I had like more comfy socks that had wee grips on them to walk because I was walking down so I didn't slip. It was like Pilate socks. Anyway, then the test came in and told me what he'd be up to.

My surgeon came in and drew on me like measured me all out. It was just to confirm what kind of size I wanted and blah blah blah. So it all went really quick. I was down. in the room before I knew it. I must have peed

12 times. Of nerves? I think so. Yeah. And they did say I could sip at water in the morning, not eat but sip away at water which I actually feel like they were about like shouldn't have been doing that but it was fine.

So I think just because I'd been sit in my way any time I fell a wee bit like just a wee bit nervous I thought I'll just feel a wee sip of water and then I'll go to the toilet. So I peed loads and I kept saying to the guy as well like what if I pee myself? It was like that never happens. and that you won't.

I thought, but I'll have no control that you won't pay yourself. Like, do you peer yourself in your bed? And I thought, well, sometimes. But no. So anyway, he then put the thing in my hand but not with anything in it yet, just like the wee thing.

And then just chanced me about, like, what do you do? And I was asking him, like, do you always work here, blah, blah, blah. And then before I knew, he never even told me to put anything in. Or, like, he didn't do 10, 9, 8, 7, whatever, which I'm glad about now

because I didn't really have to think about it. I just, my eyes just shut. I just remember. my eyes shutting, and that was it. Like a movie. Yeah, like when the screen starts to go small in a movie because someone's eyes are shutting, that's exactly what it was like.

And then I woke up and had new tits. And were you in agony? Yeah, it was really sore then. At that moment it felt like the wound was open and the bra was in it. Like, that's what it felt like. Like, it felt agonising under where you're mainly cut.

And then when I get back to my room, I just dialed up. I was like, one, I need a tissue because I'm greeped my eyes out. And she was like, are you overwhelmed? I went, no. Like, I'm reduced to tears with the pain. Oh, my God. Are you overwhelmed?

Because I think a lot of people do get... I love my new tears. I mean, yeah, I suppose you would. I think it's more... They think that way when they get the dressing off and they show them, like a nose job or something or... Yeah. I think there's a lot of different things that people get

that you would maybe be overwhelmed, that you'd maybe, like, really struggled with, or it has actually caused, like, issues to your life. It is obviously mine's more just an aesthetic thing in ways. Yeah. But I was like, no, I just need a tissue, like, I'm crying. And then I just got pain killers and stuff, and I text everyone being like, hi, I'm alive. And then I think I had toast and tea.

And then I went to sleep for a bit because I was, like, done in. Because you obviously wake up, but you've been, it's like, when you wake up from a deep sleep, we're not wide awake. Yeah. Like you feel a bit, like groggy. Tea and toast, perfect. Loved it. And then just family and stuff started to come and see me. And then I got my dinner at menu, unbelievable.

I know, you sent me that state. You ever state? It was like a beef, you know, when you get like a cube of beef? Yeah. What'd you call that? Like a beef cheek or short rib or something? When it's really like tender and just breaks away. Wow.

It was that on Doffin Watt Potatoes. And then like, I think it was like sweet potato. Fucking nice sauce and all that. I had melon to start. We're not at wish your hospital around. No one fucking wish you anymore. I had melon to start. Then I had that for me and then I had a wee bowl of custard from a dessert.

What? But there was cheesecake and all that. on the menu I just I felt like heating but not you know what way when you've got a full menu but you don't want any of that What's your room like? Just like in a normal hospital room

but your own room with like your own bathroom and stuff in it Well a shower shower room Like loads of space It had my jammies and that laid out But I didn't put them on until like nighttime Jason came at night And he helped me put like my jammies and my cosy socks on

Because I didn't really feel They were having to still take blood pressure all the time and stuff so I don't want to make things difficult and then they wake you up through the night obviously if anyone's had it and done you'll know that like to take your blood pressure give you more pain killers but I didn't find that annoying I think you're kind of you don't expect to get a good sleeping hospital whereas in between I actually was yeah so I was fine and then I ordered scrambled eggs and toast for my brecky my god cup of tea I didn't want to leave to be honest quite enjoyed it because I think I convinced myself like I was just going for

like a wee retreat, like, to kind of like settle my mind. So I was actually happy to be there. Because I did also think, is it going to come tonight? I'm going to be so uncomfortable and in pain that I'm going to wish I was at home. Yeah. Like in my own space, but I didn't at all. I think, as you know, you can just buzz them if you need something.

Yeah. I definitely prefer being at the hospital when I was there. You're just been in safe hands, don't you. And also you don't need to do anything. Everything's set up for your comfort. So, like, the bed, obviously, you can move up and down. The table comes right across. So, like, you don't need to.

There was a TV but I took my iPad I downloaded like a few things to watch I took my Kindle and a book but mys were not clear enough to read they were fuzzy for quite a while but yeah then I just got out the next day the drive home was a tough one every bump I was like

and then I would actually say the pain has been the least annoying thing it's been more taking loads of tablets make you feel sicky but you need to eat to take tablets but I don't want you because I feel sick and then a lot of them cause

like constipation or just like really bloated heavy stomach which I don't have the best of times done there anyway so then I was having that so lying about it I was just uncomfortable I think we need to just talk about the unspoken thing after surgery we need to try and pinpoint what it is but we were discussing the farts

post surgery I think it's the constipation I think it's that you're not I don't really know if I've ever been constipated right and I still don't know if I was because I didn't go days without going. Yeah. But I think it's like you've got a bubbly tummy the way you do if you've got like

poor diarrhea coming, you know what I mean? Like you feel it bubbling up and you're like fuck I wear get the toilet. It's like that constantly but nothing comes of it. Apart from you get, like it's like a trumpet. I was just like a hot air balloon. Yeah, like deflating. It's just gas but you didn't smell. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like

what is this? Like is it a drug I've taken? Was it the what's it called the spinal or the epidural or what was it? Or was it? Or was the fact that Did you ever get morphine? I don't know. I was drugged up to the nines with everything for five days. Did you ever get like a syrup into your mouth?

Plenty. Isn't that laxid? No, that's how I got morphine in my mouth through a syringe. Isn't that a green liquid? That's a laxative, laxatose or something. I can't remember now. Today's. But yeah, no, I was like a trumpet bomb.

Madness. No one ever speaks about that. So weird. But it's when you said it to me. I was like maybe it's just something that we've had. I wonder if it's all... No, because obviously I wasn't put to sleep, was I? Interesting.

It must be the drugs. Yeah. Because I never... This is what I was saying as well. Anesthetic works so different on everyone because the recovery, I must say, has been harder than I expected. You know when you woke up from it, did you feel good? No, I was quite, like, bloody and dazed.

It felt like a bit of a high? No, I could feel like... No, I could just feel excruciating pain instantly. Oh, God. That's horrible. And also when they're wheeling me back to my room, I know that it's like quite unavoidable but I was just getting whacked off things

like at the lift doors and stuff and I just was like, can you be a bit more gentle? Like I've just been cut open. Did you know that? Oh my God. It's quite sore. Getting whacked off things. So what did you actually have done then?

Have you just had a reduction, a lift? Right, so I've had a reduction and a lift. Okay. So it's such a weird way to describe it, but my surgeon described it as he created new pockets. Oh, that sounds intense. If you think about your boob as a pocket,

he's created completely new pockets for me. Oh my God. And that's why the feeling that I have now, I'm still really numb across my chest. I've had my dressing change. Couldn't really feel much, although it did make me squirm, and I'm not like that.

What made you squirm now? The feeling of... It ripping off or seeing it? Ripping off. Oh my God. It's just big plasters. Yeah. But I think because, I think it was almost worse in a way that I couldn't feel much.

Because what I could feel, see when you're numb, it's weird to touch your skin. Yeah, you can still feel yourself touching it. Yeah, but you can't really feel it at the same time. It's just on a surface level. Yeah. So I think because I could feel that, but it wasn't like a pain. It just made me feel iffy. And then when they were actually over where I've actually been cut,

there was like an extra layer of, you know, you know, just that white stuff that kind of goes over stitches, like a thin that was on it and are peeling that off of the actual cut made me feel funny. Sorry for Shkweemies, you were probably just sick

in your fucking breakfast. No, but I think this stuff's so interesting because not many people talk about surgery like that and it's interesting, I think, having it done. What I will say is, I think because they give you so many painkillers and then if you make sure you take them and you go home, which I did,

I got home the Tuesday We're still doing it maybe the Saturday Maybe Sunday In the last couple of days I've only been taking the codey Before I got to bed To try and help me Like get a painless sleep

Like quite a decent sleep Because like I'm kind of back doing stuff But if you keep on top of that The physical pain from your wounds I don't ever feel It's more for me Across my chest is numb But it's as if I've been doing like chest

At the gym for five years straight When you're days off Oh my gosh It's like muscle bruising Sort of pain when you press But the actual wounds are actually fine Yeah And how are your nips?

Naps are fine I think Do they take your nips off? Naps don't come off But they get cut around Okay So some surgeons take your naples off From the nerve Detached from the nerve

That's why you maybe don't get feeling back in them Or couldn't breastfeed Or anything like that but mine have just been cut around to help obviously movement. Yeah, and you've not had an implant. No implant, just so natural, but it looks like I've got an implant, didn't it? It does, yeah.

Because they're swollen because they're so in position. Yeah, they look great. But no, they do look so good. Yeah. I'm happy with them. I have no regrets. Well, of course you don't have any regrets. But I knew I would never have regrets.

Literally since probably 18, 19, I've hated having boobs. So, like, what would I regret? Why would I think I wish I had boobs again? Yeah. When I say boobs, I'm obviously not flat-chested now either. I just mean big boobs, like the boobs I had. There'll be a lot of people that hate the boobs. I hate my boobs.

I've hate my boobs since I was a teenager, but it's only recently that I think I've started to like them probably because they're being used for a purpose. Completely different. And they are fuller. But I know for a hard fact that when I do stop breastfeeding, I will, or if I ever have another child, I will 100% be having a boob job, I think. What that is, I don't know, but when you see what we're left with.

Yeah, we'll see. Because I've always been in that sense of, and I guess you have made a good point. Mine was like, oh, there's no point in me having it done when I was younger because what happens if I ever do have children or whatnot. And then, and also for the fact that it costs a lot of money. Yeah.

But then I guess, I don't know. Now it's like, well, now I've done it. I have to wait and wait and wait, but you're in the sense of, look, I'm at a prime time of my 20s and what's the point of waiting another five years when I could have five years of being a lot happier? Yeah, I know. I'm never going to feel as young as free as I do right now. Exactly. So I would rather feel young, free, when eight hits. Yeah. For a few years, at least. If not forever, if I never have kids. Yeah, exactly. So, well, that's what they say. They obviously ask you a few questions. Have you been thinking about it for a while? you shouldn't be making a rash decision on surgery like that. Yeah, of course. Which I have, like, literally 10 years.

Then do you want kids, if you want them within maybe like two or three years, you would maybe say, why do you just hold off and do it after? Or if it's going to be longer than that, why not have it now and have a good few years of just... Because see, if you have kids, right? You'll obviously know better than me. Like, if I got this, or I waited, then had kids, then it's just going to be

on it the next thing but now I don't like my stomach but now I don't like that my hips have widened or whatever it's like if you don't do it now I was never going to enjoy anything else because even if that got done

I'm going to go on to the next thing so I just would never base my decision around the kids thing but only because that's not like my goal in life either whereas I know it's people's goals and ambitions to have a family right now it's not mine so that wasn't a factor for me

no and I even think the breastfeeding thing, no one could tell me right now anyway if I'd be able to breastfeed or not. Exactly. So see if it comes to, if I do ever have kids and I want to and it doesn't work,

it doesn't mean it's not because of this. Yeah. It could have maybe impacted it, but you're never going to know that. Exactly. Not every, like, people just can't do it regardless. So I just think if you really want something

unless you've got plans of having kids, like in a year or two, I would just go for anything. It just depends on what's important to you, isn't it? Well, exactly. And what's the priority? And I just moaned about it every single day.

Yeah. Yeah, you did. Like, every single day. Hated. Sway and me, here I am, when he's it. Thriving, baby. Thriving? And, yeah, I definitely think it's important to say that if you are considering surgery,

that you do your own research. Absolutely. And have a look at, well, I don't really know, because I've never had surgery, but I would definitely do your own research. And I have heard that Facebook is a very good place to go. Like forums? Yeah, forums, Facebook. but you absolutely should never copy a surgeon

from somebody else that you've seen online. You should 100% read everything up before you make a decision yourself. Also, if you ever go to a consultation just to find out more information, that's fine. Like, I went and I was like, and I had a list of questions. If any of those questions were a hard,

no, we can't guarantee that or whatever, I wouldn't have done. Yeah. Like I had to make sure the answers were right to all 10 questions I had, say, for me to be like okay I'm up for this whereas at that point I was going to basically decide

unless I speak to a professional I'm never going to know if I'm going to want this or not but I knew I wanted it but if I would be willing to take the risk or whatever it was so even if you're not sure then you can still go and speak to someone doesn't mean you need to get it done and also with you you had

didn't have anything foreign like put into your body no I can tell it was of an implant and there was a lot of talk about the type of implants and things lasting like 10 years and getting replaced. So definitely look into that as well. Yeah, I think there's a lot more to maybe consider if you're doing that because you want to make sure there's a lot more that could maybe go wrong with an implant.

Yeah. I mean, I guess things go wrong with what I got done if you maybe just weren't happy with where they sat or whatever. But if you've had really big boobs and you're going smaller, I don't imagine you'd ever not feel happy because where they sat before, you're going to change that. So why would you then be like, oh, I should be a wee bit higher? you don't know what higher feels like.

Yeah. You're nothing to compare it to. Whereas if you're getting something in, you maybe think... It's like, I wish it was bigger or they're too... They're maybe too much at the sides or too much at the front or too high or stick out too much. You definitely need to, like, go to someone that you can see examples to say

that's exactly what I want them to look like in terms of, like, shape or... Yeah. It's almost like prominence. Majority of my friends back home have boob jobs and they've all said that they wish that they listened to the surgeon and went bigger because over times when the swelling goes down they love them when their first son they're like wow they're swollen

and then they go down and they're like oh I kind of wish they stayed like that yeah and anyone that's had a nose job it takes a good what year or two for the swelling to actually properly form in here I don't even think I'll know exactly what size I am and what I'll look like day to day probably probably up to a year as well

yeah because you've got loads like right now even my like my chest in between that's swollen so everything in my chest is like risen at the moment yeah so one day that'll go down but like my actual boobs won't go down as much as that so you'll be able to see them

they'll be a bit more prominent probably yeah maybe I don't know but you're not going to know for a while so yeah but I'm just glad to done it because I feel like there's so many things people want to do and never do it especially big things like that because one it's expensive and two

it's risky and obviously there's a lot of recovery yeah but There's no going back would you do it? No. But I didn't even, and that's a control thing for me as you know, but I didn't even feel that way. Because you really wanted to do. Yeah.

So, why I didn't want to go back when I hated it. Yeah, exactly. So love it guys. Welcome to me and your tits. Well done. Hello, new titty. Welcome to the group chat. Maybe we'll get them out one day.

Yeah, please do. You'll be getting them out all the time now when you're pissed. But yeah, I don't. I'll style dress last Sunday. No, I agree, yeah. So you were saying you wouldn't have wore a top like this before? Well, I probably would have, but I would have hated it on me because it just would have been so tight at my chest and just not being what

I think it should be looking like or what I want it to like on me. So I just think different things like that. The other thing is I can't be red and it's over my head right now. What do you mean? Everything needs to button up. Oh, okay, got you. Because I can't really fully lift my arms up. I washed my hair this morning. Oh, did you? For the first time that was tough. Oh shit, I didn't wash your hair. You asked me to do that for you the day and I forgot. I know, I forgot as well. Um, tough because I can't get my chest wet. In the shower. So my arms, I can lift high enough to do stuff like that.

It's just like they get tired. But it was more, how do I do this without getting like the front of my body wet? And obviously there was a few drips but it's literally unavoidable. Yeah. Like I had to wash my hair. It'd been 10 days. And how are your scars? That's another question that I'm sure people want to know.

Well, when I was getting my dress and changed, that's when you would really see them for the first time. But she didn't have a mirror in the room and she was happy to go and get one. But I actually was fine. And they anchor scars. Yes, but I'm down my apple. Yeah, but that will go, that will fade. All of it will fade and what I will say is I just don't care.

Yeah. I don't, I'm never, why would I care? I'm not going to be topless. I'm not going around topless. The only people that will see it is me and Jason if he's lucky. I know. Do you know what I mean? Honestly, I think scars, if you look after them properly, they can go to nothing.

My scar now, I mean, they cut through seven layers of my skin. And it's next to nothing. Mm-hmm. Well, obviously you can see I've got a scar there, but because I've taken good care of it and use good creams and I'm doing scar massaging as well. Yeah. Which is free. All you need to do is literally rub over the scar. Yeah, well, no, you actually rub your finger over the scar.

So you're like pull and push like that. If you're looking on YouTube, you do that. A few couple of people that went to see told me to do that. And then small circular motions over your scar. And then you've got a lot of tissue around it and just making sure that you're doing lymphatic. So it's not like raised on the skin. and then creams as well if you want to reduce the appearance of it

but I've heard from breast scars you can barely see them yeah I just honestly I'm not that bothered yeah like I just it's not even something that was ever going to change my mind like I asked what sort of cutty does

just out of curiosity so that I could if you asked me I would know the answer but the scar thing just doesn't bother me at all I just think your whole body's get like freckles and stretch marks and shit all over it. What difference is I fucking skirmick? Nothing. She had our red mark in it? Yeah. I'm red. Anyway.

I'm red everywhere. But yeah, I didn't. I've not really seen them without dressing. Yep. But I was lying and was like looking down so I could obviously see like I couldn't see underneath but I do think it is quite thick because I feel like I can see an edge out of a plaster at the moment. But I could see that it was cut around my nipple and I was like why is my nipple's cut? Yeah. And she was like, that always happens. And I kind of said,

oh, I just thought it was up to the nipple and she was like, no, but it does just mean that they also go around. Like, that's the only way you can get a lift and a reduction because you need to, your nipple would still stay down there

if you didn't move it. Yeah. Well, surely what they're doing is they're cutting it up, cutting skin away and then closing it back. Closing it back together, exactly, yeah. So, yeah, I'm just not bothered. Because if I squeeze the bottom

of my boobs like that, right? Mm-hmm. They go higher. Yeah. So that's where your scar is. So you're squeezing that skin up. Pulling it all together. Yeah.

Yeah. But, yeah, honestly. What a time. I would actually like to have nipple reconstruction. Some people get new nipples put on, like fake nipples put on. One that's down here. One's here. One's absolutely bigger than the other.

And I feel like, because I don't mind not wearing a brass sometimes. But that's your boobstretching that? No, I know because I've got one bigger than the other. I mean, we most have, haven't we? But see if you got a reduction, like your boobs, your nipples would change size. That's what I mean. No, but one's actually just bigger When it's

But I think if they made your boobs equal The nipples would become equal Because your nipples kind of moved by Maybe Your boob stretching I think Yeah Because But I needed one lifted higher

But so did I Yeah My left was ever so slightly bigger Like eyebrows The sisters, not twins But it's very common Oh so common So they just

They'll just lift the both the same But just make them equal it's just part of it so they can do that no bother but you are right like it's funny because

I guess you're really really get your boobs out to your partner and he bloody loves them but I hate them I know but they just love boobs so it's like

well what's a shame but it's not about what they think it's about what we think isn't it I know because I had a few moments of

this was never going to change my decision by the way so it's no as deep as it sounds but just thinking like that's probably part of the reason

that like someone's attracted to you Yeah, of course. You love some bumps. Not in the cat's just a sexually attracted to do you pay by anything else, but it's just part of everything. I love her eyes, I love this. It's okay to say I love her boobs.

Of course. Like, it doesn't just mean they only want to shag you. Like, they still love other things about you. So I was kind of thinking, like, I really am taking away. Something that you really love. That means something to men, really. Like, it does. That's just facts.

But you're not doing it for men. You're doing it for you. I'm basically doing the opposite of what a man would want. definitely know for men but yeah I was just kind of like sorry about that you didn't really sign up

for a week did he kiss them goodbye and I remember being like that's the one last shot of these I felt he kind of had to

that's brilliant because it kind of hit me I'll just not have these again by the way like they'll just not be here again they are going I wonder about your tits are

we'd have kept for someone else are new tinnies Well I actually thought You go back in six weeks To see your surgeon rinks It's only your enough you see For the two weeks after you get your dress

And I haven't changed Because I go back to get it off next week And you still wear your You wear your compression bra 24 shriven by the way Everyone doesn't come off Stinking Stinks

And I was actually stink Anyway and I thought Maybe they keep them in a bag In case you go back and say I'm no happy with these No just go right up to you then Go and get them put back in When did you sit them on the black market tech tasha

I was thinking that about like I was saying that to you about placentas like all the people that don't give the fuck about them that's worth its weight in gold where do they go you're telling me you put them into a black disposable bin and it goes outside the hospital

no fucking way that shit is getting sold somebody's bathing in it I need to know if somebody actually messages that works in a hospital or works on a maternity ward like where do placentas go where do people's tits go

where where even like if you got lip or whatever like where does it go they're not getting rid of your breast tissue and fat stupid of me but like even fat transfers that people have or BBLs they actually take the fat

from elsewhere on their body and put it into their ass it's your own fat that you're putting back in I actually think surgery's amazing it is clever it's very it's been so interesting to be a surgeon I think like just the stuff that you can do but also

even just like all the different things you see on people Yeah. I said this before, but you know my stepdad, he had surgery to get rid of his lymph node cancer by a machine. That's amazing. One of the first people, well, he was the first person to have cancer removed by a robot. At Leicester, Lloyd Infirmary. So, that's wild. This actually moves me on quite nicely, actually, to something I was thinking about before we got here and about how AI is completely, taking over the world. But did you see that there was a Channel 4 documentary and it was all about

AI taking over? Right. And it was a woman, a BBC presenter. BBC was Channel 4 I'm talking about. She was walking around the streets and she was talking as they do to the camera. And at the very end of the documentary, she was saying, and this whole time you've watched a documentary, you've not realize I'm AI. I'm not a real person. And it actually makes me quite concerned that there are so many people's jobs that are void now and I was thinking about this Spotify ad came on and the voice of the man that was an ad was so AI and I was thinking about all the people that do voiceovers for adverts they their job is non-existent like if you're thinking you could pay somebody now 500 quid let's say for it to be a voice over for an ad I highly doubt people and businesses are

going to use that expense they will probably just use an AI voice now you could even even get, you can be like, hi, get me a voice that sounds like Alan Carr, and then there'll be one, and you can put it on an advert. I just don't like it. I really, really do think that we need to stop it. My mum keeps sending me videos of, like, cats running around a house, and they're causing an absolute carnage, and they're jumping up to a TV, and it falls off the wall, then they jump off. I'm like, that's AI. That is not real what you've just seen. The cat, the TV just exploded. And does your mom not see AI or not? No, she hasn't got a clue. There's ones about going around loads at the moment

with cats saving babies' lives when tigers and things come on I'm surprised you're not seeing it They're all they are you know I've seen the ones that the dogs are running towards the camera and gets the camera and sticks its finger up Yeah but I mean obviously that's baby

I know I just think they're funny But there's people like my mum and lots of people on the internet that are extremely gullible They look so real I get quite about it too How on earth How are we going to stop this

How are we actually going to stop this? But that's like what we were saying about like you could literally fake someone like cheating on a partner or some and you wouldn't know if you'd learn on one day. Like that's what's going to come to. That's terrifying, isn't it? I know.

And I saw a funny meaning of the day it was like, why is it like 16 degrees in the end of October? That's because you can't make a grocery list without asking chat GBT. Like the whole world is on chat GBT asking for their nightly dinner and you're wondering why we're having a crisis of global warming

like fucking madness I honestly hate it stop AI cancel AI cancel chat GBT although I love it I love it I think people get

confused when we slag chat GBT because we actually do love it but we just we find it funny when people make it so obvious that they use it it's more that it's such a helpful it's just a very good Google now

like just a much better version of Google with a bit more like emotional support yeah and also like can create just more visual things but I would just like it to stop there talking to visual you could ask it to make you a piece of artwork

well have you not seen the I was actually talking about this on the job yesterday the woman who does like if I was if I was to launch a cookie brand this is what it would be and it's all chat cheap and it's literally all AI of like packaging models holding it

like full branding everything but like her ideas are unbelievable but there's so many people sit and thinking I'd love to have a business like what could I do and then these people just bashing them out but none of them are real obviously businesses but they're actually great ideas that people should steal for a business

it was like an oat milk called goat but not goat as animals greatest oat Yeah, I love that I saw one for a Pilate studio as well and that looked really good like embossed branding

and it was like the colour palette was gorge So it's so helpful to like help you If you're shivering right now No I know But I do think you can actually tell You can, you can tell It's got a sort of

Like fade Do you know what I mean Like a bubble writing-esque Yeah I know what you mean But yeah I do think There's some people that are probably thinking fuck will I not be needed one day

but I think everyone's sitting it to an extent yeah but get it to like your social plan it'll do it no bother it's my job I know I think that about recipes though everyone's Googling recipes now but it still doesn't mean that somebody doesn't like an original idea though

it doesn't it will never ever change and it does always need fleshed out we're capable of doing the ideas that they give you or like concepts or whatever they give you you still need to put like a human touch to it always you always need to give it some information to get it back. Yeah.

So, Stel's get involved. Oh, for sure. But yeah. But it won't be long until Will Smith said it. I robot, until an AI person comes in and you've got them living in your gaff. They're doing everything and they turn on you. It's going to happen. I say it now.

And do you know what else? I've realised, God lover, but now I can't stand her. Alexa, you're shit. You need to get some sort of AI. The questions that I ask her. The questions that I ask her are so basic and she does not know the answer to anything and I'm like, chat GBT would tell me this.

So chat GBT now needs to bring out an Alexa. Yeah. That will be amazing. Also terrifying. But imagine that having that in your house. Maybe that, is that a thing? It can't be. That's a great idea.

No, I don't think it is a thing yet. Who owns chat GBT? But can you ask Alexa to ask chat GPT or not? Good point. Like, could you say to her ask... No, because it's an app. yeah God there's a lot of

think about I think we should do think of a list and get our listeners to send us in a list of jobs that you think are going to be extinct because of AI

yeah but then also we've already got like robot hovers and you think about it you just don't realize it because it's all just happening as we evolve

but that's basically a robot who on your floor I don't personally have one but they do exist Yeah Terrifying And some of them actually clean the floor as well

Didn't it? Fuck knows So it's just going to get more and more advance Stress, Zoe No, I'm stressed But also don't need work, perfect How we go out of money? Well if they take away all our jobs

Then we'll just need to get paid There'll be AI podcast presenters soon Well, they absolutely will be See, sheer looks They've got like an AI Staff member In fact I think she actually did a podcast She sat on the podcast

Have you got nothing to tell us? No, sorry guys, I'm just going to let you know that I've got a full call to tell you I just need to shout out to someone Because my car broke down Okay Slash didn't start slash Fuck knows

It was a technical difficulty It was a glitch in the system right And I just need to shout out to Craig who helped me He was, I phoned up mini assistance And Craig came And he knew who we were Oh did he? His girlfriend watches the podcast

I think I know who his girlfriend is actually. Yeah, you do. It was like, I didn't know I'd be working when I celebrate at the day and I thought, fuck, said, here we go. But then it was actually closer connection than just someone hearing of us before, but he managed to sort me out and get me home.

By the way, you were stuck for hours. Eurs, but thanks to Craig. That's a shame for you. Appreciate you. I don't think I have any updates for you guys, to be honest with you. Well, I do, but I just haven't really got the brain space to think about it right now.

But I went to the Clarence last night. um shock for their christmas dinner preview and it was excellent same as their sunday dinner but they're offering the snacks that i had in the bar area for drinks think pigs in blankets just as a snack gorgeous um and then the actual christmas dinner so it's definitely worth shouting out about but what i previewed was what they're going to offer for office parties or department parties so like beggar bookings No. So it is, well, yeah, essentially, but it needs to be from nine people. So, and it's not a huge venue. So you could do like a department, let's say, of your nine. It can be more than nine. But yeah, three courses. I think it was 65 pounds for three courses. And when you get all the mains, like you get all of them, you get the turkey crown, you get the beef, you get the monkfish. I feel like that's quite a good place for that, do you? Yeah. I mean, don't quote me on that. I do think it is that, but I'll maybe check it and we'll put the link into our newsletter. But you guys know that I love the parents for a Sunday roast. But yeah, they are now offering Christmas dinner for parties bigger than nine.

So if you are looking at the market for that, also, as I was at dinner last night, somebody was saying that, oh, I want to go somewhere for Christmas dinner. Where can I go? And I was like, fat chance, honey. Like, I tried at the exact same time this year, last year, sorry. I tried to find the podcast episode for her, but we definitely said it on a podcast around a year ago. And I listed all the places you can eat in Glasgow. go. So if you're thinking about that as well, check that out and book it for next year. Yeah, you'll get nothing for this year. That's true. I tried my best and I didn't. So you might

do, but. People must be so organised for that. Yeah. The clarity is an open Christmas day by the way. I'm talking this is for Christmas parties. Yeah. I'm trying to think where else I went to eat recently. I went to, oh, Wilson Street pantry. I haven't been there for ages, had a nice brunch. Can I just say something? I don't think I've ever been there. It's nice, but you'll come out to stink in a bacon every time. I know. I've heard. I've heard. and I don't like baking. It's the open kitchen. So if you're going there

and you're going to go somewhere after, I wouldn't recommend it because you do smell. We also went to Magnetic. Oh, fuck, yeah. Megan McGorrie's event. That was amazing.

I cried from start to finish. I was so overwhelmed. I just love it. It was the music though and it was her aura. I just think we were saying this is Megan who had on the podcast,

by the way, who's my life coach. She was doing an event for you kind of to get like a snippet of what you can achieve if you can change your mind. set and work for her and whatever and it's just

it's like it's emotional because everyone's a wee soul in that room everyone wants to change everyone wants to like be better and like get better or just be like a better parent or a better business woman or a better friend or just in general like feel better about life and themselves and I'm like that's a soul that you've came here to get better sounds like we're at EA but you know what I mean

like just better yourself and it was just cute It was really good vibes. She's in another one in January, so if anyone saw it and thought, I'd like a bit of that. I'd definitely recommend people to go to that, by the way. Yeah. Oh, 100%. It was so good.

And it does make you realize that, yeah, things, obviously everyone's circumstances are different with what you're maybe, like, experiencing or if something's happened to you or in business or whatever. But you really do just need to change your mindset. And it will all start to improve. Yeah. That's the sort of as easy is that? It is.

positive mental attitude. PMA. There's obviously a lot more to it than that, but that was the... The gist of it is like, nothing's going to be good, it's going to happen for you if you're just set and feel sorry for yourself.

What was I go it again? Is it think again or... Choose again. Choose again. There's a list of positive affirmations or positive words and then negative words. Like today I'm angry or today I'm happy. So there was a lot more to it than that.

Like love, passion. Yeah. Like they would be in the... Failure. the good side of things or comparison would be in the negative. Yeah. And if you are waking up one day and you're thinking, right, I'm, I hate, I hate the way I look today or God, she looks so much better than me.

Choose again. Choose that mindset again. Keep going and choosing again until you come around to the column of the positive words. Exactly. Just choose again, do you what I mean? Yeah. Look at yourself and say, actually, no. Yeah, I might look at it.

a little bit of shit, but actually my eyes look gorgeous today on the hair looks good. But I've said that to you before. It's all about the zoom out. The zoom out method. We're zooming out again. What did we say in the last week's episode? Realise how insignificant you are on this hair. Fuck off. We'll zoom out so much. We'll have fell off the face of the earth and never sees again.

Because we've zoomed it. Yeah. It was really good. Also, we went to Crossbasket Castle. Well, I did. Mm-hmm. That was amazing. I stayed overnight there. So good then.

I cannot believe that. People aren't talking about trocaderoes more. Because that restaurant is so cool. You were right, it's a bit of a speakeasy vibe. It's like a big jazz club. It's giving Gatsby. I walked in like, what the actual fuck? This is in just in Blantyre in flipping Glasgow.

Because when you walk through the kind of carton at the door, you don't expect that, don't you not? No. You're kind of like, whoa. And then all of a sudden, I'm sat there having, by the way, I had the whole place to myself because it was a Wednesday night. They are clothes on Monday's shoes now going forward because I would imagine it's just not as busy yet because the spa's not there yet.

So they're opening, they're opening Fovarans, which is why I was there. Michelle Roooo, Jr. has designed the menu for both of them, but he was designing like a more of a lunch menu. And the curtain started open and there was a whole band there. And I was like, I didn't even know that would be, I thought it was just Saturdays and he just played me Chris Stapleton, Paul Weller. And I was like, oh my God, this is amazing. Jensen was sat in his high chair and his lip in Tendency and Broccoli. Like, woof, woof, this is all for me. It was so good.

I went into the private room next door and I thought, nah, this is just so chic that the furniture, they open up the bifold doors and there's somewhere you can have all of the outside for weddings. I'm 100% having my 40th birthday there. Love that. Remember I said I wanted a 35th birthday that never happened, but I want a 40th birthday there. I want to hire out the whole place.

But I've got an idea. Right, okay. God's fucking hell We need to do a huge incredible think black tie Gatsby Christmas event there next year

Black tie fucking hell let's do it What I'm picturing is Obviously there's all the round tables It's like an office Christmas party But with us Yep

It's going to be our Christmas party Right It's going to be It's going to be not many What you can probably see Probably 200 So it's not going to be Mega

Right We're going to have all the round tables We're going to have all of dancers, the band. We could even hire out the ballroom. And then in the private room, we can have all of our patron girlies in there.

So they could have all the big table on the road. They could open the door so they could still join in. Charlotte Talbury doing makeup touch up. No, that's my vision. They've got the bar area. And then everyone can stay in the castle afterwards and then spa the next day. Wow.

We're going to book that. We're going to make that happen. We're going to make that happen. Let's do it. Why not? And the spa opens in, I think, spring next year. year. There was a little bit of a hold on something, but it's happening. That would be amazing to have a spa there

by the way. I can't believe there's a castle and a spa going to be what, 20 minutes from, what is? It's five minutes from me, but I mean, for most people that live in Southlandishshire, like you're going to be buzzing and Texas. Or even Glasgow. It's 20 minutes from Glasgow, really? Love it. Let's do it, why not? And I'd stayed in Crossbasket before, but only in the castle

and this time it was the new building, which is amazing. I really didn't even knew that. I feel like when you go to these things before me, you need to be a bit more passionate about it. Because I can't believe how good that was. I think I was very passionate. I can't even remember. So you couldn't have been?

No, I think you just don't remember things. Maybe. I think I was passionate. I had a really great time. I know you were really passionate about Mahal and I'd imagine that I'm going to go there and probably ship my knickers because it's going to be that good.

All of these places have just had like total upgrades. They're all like to be somewhere that folk will go when you're quite local to like little towns. Yeah. You need to bring something

or else it's like, why am I going an overnight five minutes up the road? it feels kind of daft because I even think that about an overnight in Glasgow even though it's 20 minutes up the road but like if you can get

like entertainment at your dinner everything's the one place especially when a spa out of them it's worth it so my leaving thought is if you're looking for a big girl dinner or a girl dinner

date night or you want a fancy Saturday night out and you don't want to go into town or you can go into town it's not even far book there truckereros not for other but we just don't do stuff

at that, why? Why don't we do that as our girl Christmas dinner? Why do you not just going there for dinner? Sunday roast they do as well. What the fuck? We don't go out enough. Why didn't I know this? The food was so good. I'm pissed on myself. The breakfast was great. You don't need to be annoyed. You've experienced it now. I know, but I want to, I know, but obviously it's not going anywhere. It's not going anywhere. We can do it again. Very true. Very true. We can do it again.

We've got so much to talk about sex. and stories. Maybe we can actually continue this on to next week's episode as well because we've got so many good topics. Right. We've got a couple that we need to speak about on Patreon only because we have been sworn to secrecy that they have to be said over on the bonus. So we're going to do that. Fear. Okay, fair.

So we asked you, tell us the office goss and we also asked you some questions about sexting from last week's episode. And we've had so many messages actually. I just fucking love that people do that shit. I fucking love it. When we asked

for something you deliver, and you deliver well. So well, actually. Not my story, but my mum's. Oh, okay. I don't know if I had what I know that. A few years ago after her divorce, my mum started texting this guy from her work. Things got flirty and she came to me all concerned

saying that he started sending her loads of dick pics. Hmm. I later realised this was because when he asked her what she was having for dinner, she sent him two aubergine emojis with the tongue emoji. Oh my God. Not knowing what this meant and telling him she was having grilled obergines for dinner

safe to say the meeting the next day was very awkward Boomers He thinks that you're saying sucking dick Oh my God And you're just having grilled obergines No bless your mum Do you know what I've just had a thought Bless her wee mum what

You know if you want to send a dick pick Send the picture into chat GBT and say Can you make my dick bigger? Can you unsag my tips? Would that work? I don't know about it. Fucking probably. Oh my God, brilliant.

Probably. Giving them all the tips. Okay. Was helping a pal through a breakup and sent her a scuddy instead of the guy I was texting. What would you do if you'd opened your phone and it was scuddy for me?

Legs wide open. What's a scuddy? Is that a skid mark? A naked picture. Oh. In the scud? In the scud. Say that to me again, you...

Was helping a pal through a breakup and sent her a scuddy instead of the guy I was sexting, right? So, that's like me texting you. So it's like me saying you were nude of me? Getting out on my phone expecting just like I text from you because you're like giving me advice and whatever and your legs are wide open when I can see right up your fanning. I would die.

I would have to put my phone away and just like, I couldn't do anything on my phone until you know sometimes you open your phone and the same thing's still there but if you leave it not long enough you open it's your home screen the cab would just need to wait until it was definitely going to be the home screen

so I didn't need to see it again and I would message you on a different platform seeing you need go in and delete that message before I look at that again I think I'd make it my display pin Oh yeah Wackbank I think it totally depends

If you said me that I'd be like zoom in but it depends on it I think if you were just standing in the manor like manor selfie but you were naked I would just be like oh wasn't it for me and laugh it off but I see if it was like very sexual

and like your legs were open or something no why would anybody do that that's what people do but I just couldn't look at you again see what you got for breakfast no enjoy your waiting back time oh my god or imagine you'd a wee dangleberry

what's that you're clear no look at you when a wee bit of A poo is hanging off your poops Ha ha ha ha ha ha Dangleberries I don't have dangleberries by me I think it's a male thing

Just to confirm Dangleberries Boys call it dangleberries You heard of that money Money's heard of it He's got dangleberries Guys I've not got any hair around my asshole I have had it

I don't think I think it's definitely guys are so much hairier so I think it's probably quite difficult to get that area clean so dangleberries well imagine that should put off your berries if you're eating in the night oh my god

back in the day I sexed my now boyfriend and was showing my dad a photo on my phone and I accidentally showed his dick pick to my dad I'm still mortified to this day to my dad that's not you showing your dad Jason's dick Both people would need to go out of my life But she's still with him

She's still with him No, so you're at Sunday dinner And all he's saying is I've seen your dick Not Oh my God But do guys I think the dad would be more bothered That your boyfriend sending you a dick pick

Yeah Like guys see each her dicks all the time at toilet But I think it's I mean obviously it's still I'd still die But I think I don't think he is looking at the boys thinking I've seen your drink at I think he's annoyed. You've sent a dick back to my wee girl.

Yeah, my baby girl. Yeah, I think it's a different rage. No. Not really a sexting story, but I sent my husband a photo of me in sexy underwear before. I headed out for my work Christmas party. Later on, after a few drinks, I went to show a woman in my office a photo of my son.

Oh my God. And when I unlocked my phone, it was open on that photo I'd sent to my husband earlier. I quickly picked on the photo, but I know she'd seen the pick. That would have happened loads, by the way. Well, I even, like, I was showing someone something earlier and my screen froze on my camera album.

Like, I was trying to zoom, fast forward a video, so then I clicked off it. But my camera album right now is a lot of, like, me taking pictures of my chest, my boobs before, whatever, that I've been, like, documenting. Of course. So every time I want my camera, all my tits are on it. Oh, my God, Zoe.

You could do a lot of albums, you know? No, I think I should. would do that because that's sort of weird, isn't it? Like, my boobs are in the clouds. Yeah. Just floating about ether. Someone else was saying to us as well from last week about deleting photos of your ex

about just doing the recognising the people in the album. Oh, that's a good idea. And then just click on the person and then just delete them all. Remove? Yeah. Dead to me. I didn't even think about that, to be fair. Porn is impossible to view now.

Guys, why are you stopping me watching porn? Did you like that in the chat? or was that one of my other pals recently? Probably one of your other pals because they make it impossible for you to watch porn now. And the thought process behind that was, Richard said to me before. You were trying to watch porn and you couldn't.

No, no, no, no, not even, but yes. But if you watch porn and there's so many pop-ups that come upon your browser. Yeah. So if you are going on a webpage and you're showing someone, a porn pop-up will be on there, by the way. Right, okay. So be careful with that.

But, yeah, you absolutely can't watch it. It's brilliant what they've done. They've obviously put an age range on it and you have to sort of submit yourself to Porn Hub, right? Fucking hell, who can be asked? But you can't just go on and Google like Porn Hub, Lesbo Porn.

Shame for me. When did you work this out? Like yesterday. No, I've known for a while now but I'm fuming. And do you know to the point now where I don't watch porn now? Well, you've no got the time

to be submitting an application, do you know what I mean? I've not. Also, it's quite in the moment, I would imagine. I can't even think why, but I've heard a few people speak about it as well. That's a shame for us all. I get, is it to protect the people that are in it as well, do you think? I think it's to protect young people getting access to it.

Yeah, which is fair, but... You could literally just googled Porn Hub and you can watch any video you want to. Couples who watch porn together, like they won't be now because that is a buzzkill. Yeah. I'd imagine it being a buzzkill even just try to Google it and getting it up, so I'm up quick, but now you're having to log in and all that. So I don't really want to put my details in and people know that you watch porn. Like, I don't know.

Having a porn account. There's just so much of our identity being put out there now. It's just like, can we just keep something to ourselves and let's just watch a little bit of scissoring or what? I love myself. Don't you dare make that clip, Hannah. I couldn't stop laughing at this week's episode. Love you girls in this pod so much. By the way, we had so many people say that they love last week's episode.

What did we say? That's funny. Do you know what it is when we do a double episode that we're a high as a kite? Oh, we're delirious. Delirious, bonkers. Yeah. Yeah.

In an odd situation, currently sexing a guy who started messaging me on LinkedIn, but still living with my partner. Ooh, don't judge has a story there. It's gotten so hot and steamy. The descriptions are so detailed. It's honestly giving 50 shades. Cricky, girly, we need to have more.

The thing for me, and I did mention this, is trying to like make something sound good word wise that would be such a struggle that like my buzz is gone yeah like I'd be able to sound like and then I would just it wouldn't come naturally to be to text it quick enough to like keep in the moment yeah I'd be checking for like grammar mistakes and all that that's just me yeah I'm just not very good at that no I'm not which loves it sexting yeah

Like with he text you when he's at work, being like... Maybe we'll save this for Patreon. Can't wait to touch you, baby. No, no, no. Not so much like that, but... Yeah. He can be filthy and I'm just like, oh, okay, then.

That's nice menu, home for dinner. We've got a good one. So one of our patron girl is right in the chat, something that she's had. So we'll end on this one. Okay. I won't say her name. Hi.

So she had this... message, she's text. All right. This is office scandals. Oh, right. Okay. I hope you had a good night. I hope you don't mind me messaging you,

but I need you to help me out with something. I don't know how to say what I want to say without sounding creepy as fuck. I'm pretty sure you already know that I'm crazy about you. This is the worst kept secret in. Beep. Obviously that office. And it's not exactly controversial.

So I'm just going to hope that you can tolerate me enough to hear what I've got to say because, let's face it, I haven't got the balls to say it to your face. I've turned up to two Christmas parties now and don't know what to do. Oh my God. I've been crazy about you for years. I sit 20 feet away from you,

five days a week, and I'm not sure how I can carry on pretending to be what I've been pretending to be for years in brackets, which is a carefree, married guy who just happens to think you're cute. The truth is I spend a crazy amount of time I have thinking about you

for the last two years. I can't really describe it. You're just amazing. What the flag. I really hope that I could talk to you face to face about the way I feel at some point. But honestly, unless I took a shitload of really strong drugs, red flag, I can't see how that is ever going to happen. And so I'm resorting to sending you this, totally pathetic message,

in the hope that you will feel sorry for me, red flag. Hold on. I hope I don't see a red flag it managed. Sorry, I think that's a given. And tell me that it's okay to feel the way I do. Oh, we're trying to guilt tripper now. And to burden you with it. Maybe the easiest way out for you is to tell me to get to fuck

or totally ignore what I'm saying. I'll live with whatever you want, including us not speaking to each other at work, if what I'm saying makes you feel uncomfortable. But I can honestly, can't carry on pretending to think of you like you're just another colleague when you are so much more than that. Okay, I think I've probably said enough I hope I haven't ruined your night

and I hope you got home okay Green flag This is officially the worst drunk text I've ever sent And I'm so, so sorry I can't believe I'm going to ends I can't believe I'm about to hit the send button But here goes Want to hear a response?

Oh my God, what? We love a savage queen You need to be realistic here I understand you might have feelings But for me, they aren't mutual You have a wife and two kids at home And I have a boyfriend This is a really awkward situation to put me in

And I don't want it to cause any tension Between our working relationship I am happy to forget that this message was sent Hope you understand Full stop Oh my God Did he ever reply? He did

He did Saying what He replied at 3am This is short and sweet I know it's really awkward And I'm really really sorry I should not have sent that message And I appreciate the fact that you even replied

I just wanted it to be partly because I feel like it had maybe got to you from other people talking. I was worried that much would have made things more awkward. But I realised now I shouldn't have said anything. I'm sorry. I really am. Text again. 12 the next day. The fears hit.

Dumb, dumb, don't. Seeing what. I know I already said sorry last night for that message. But I just wanted to say again, now I'm sober. I read it back about 630 this morning and wanted to claw my eyes out. I can't imagine how awkward it must have made you feel. especially about making work awkward for you. Not even going to try and explain myself.

I was being a dick. I promise I'll do my best to keep out of your road at work. She replied, don't worry about it. Let's just forget it ever happened. And apparently he left. He left the business. Oh my God. That's the most passionate message I've ever heard from someone in my whole life.

You know when I read it, is it bad that I felt sorry for him. I felt sorry for him. Until I guess he's married, but I know we've said before, you can't help who you catch feelings for. I think he loves her deeply. And the stuff he was saying about her was quite nice, was it not? Yeah. And it was quite well written considering he was pissed as a far.

It was very well written. I could only dream of writing like that. But yeah, let us know what you think, guys. Oh my God, what? I can't believe he left. I would have replied saying hand your notes in right now. See you. Especially if he didn't fancy him.

Imagine if he just gave you the egg. I know because that whole... And embarrassed. Yeah. You would just be like, ooh. It's never going to happen with a... me like what made you think it would because you know like this is the thing

we have no idea what these people are like they could be like worlds apart yeah in terms of age like what they're like what they're into whatever so she might be like why the fuck do you even like why have you even mess with me when you know there's no chance yeah that's a shame that's a scandal

but he shoot his shot and got a shot down not fair folks with the wife he deserved to get shot down but fair fucks for trying yeah yeah I wonder if he's still with the wife No I know That is a valid point

Anyway Should we go Let's go over to Patreon Because we've got a few juicy ones over there I'll see you there Yeah? Yeah, meet you there in five See you there in five guys

See you there with five guys I could hammer a five guys I'm starving I'm starving Right bye Bye Bye