A Lot On Your Plate - S6 Ep6: The Pettiest Things We've Ever Done

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

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For the full economic forecast, visit calgary economic development.com. Happy Tuesday, guys. Happy Tuesday. Hope you enjoyed last week's episode. It was very freaking funny. You girlies delivered. You really did. I hope nobody's cheated on their man.

Yeah, please know. Please know. And we have asked all about petty behaviours. And to be honest, if you've had quite a bit of feedback with cheating and stuff as well. So we've got some more to tell you today. We've got some iconic peasant.

petty behaviours. You girlies are toxic. So we're going to read them out in today's episode. You've got to keep the spark alive in life. We absolutely have. And we had a little catch-up on Patreon as well. And I love that episode. It was really good. So if you miss our last week's catch-up, it's over on Patreon. On you go. Get over there. Walk on over. On you go, wee hen. So let's have a quick catch-up then zolli-z-z-z-z-z-z-h, until we get into our topic. What you went up to? Because I've been going first every single week, so it's It's time for you to go first.

Not a problem. Let's go. You ask you get in this life, right? I mean, honestly, not much, to be honest. We've not seen each other for a whole week. Today is the first day. We've seen each other since last week's episode. No, that's a week in two days then.

Oh, Jesus Christ, that's long for us. Nine days. It's emotional. You could be a whole holiday in back then that time. I didn't have a whole holiday in back, though. No, I didn't. I didn't. I've just been busy with Quinn Management, to be honest.

Bus pitch in? I've had quite a lot of shoots in the last week or so. I've been doing a lot of social content, meeting with new clients. Amazing. Yeah. It all comes at once, you see. It does. It's like a domino effect.

And you're like, no, no, no, not a minute to spare. I also forgot to mention that I started business slash life coach with Megan, who I had on Zoing Friends, Megan McGrory slash Unlock the Key. And I actually think it's really helpful. Really? Is it giving you that boost that you need? I think if you are feeling in a bit of a rut or you're not really sure what direction you want to go in life,

it's not all about business, but I just, I think a lot of people with businesses go to her or maybe people who want to start a business. But she just kind of makes you realize, like, well, this isn't going to happen without you doing this. Or if you feel that way, it's probably because of this and it's having an effect on this. So I've been quite enjoying that because I also get homework.

Right. And I'm good with stuff like that. it. Yeah. Like, see if someone needs me to do so, I'll do it with bells on. So she gives you a task to go away with? Or it's like, right, put wheels in motion to start this or start it or think about this and then I'll ask you about it next time. I do a call with her every two weeks. Brilliant. So I'm like, fuck, I better do that for my Megan, do me. Yeah, for your next call. That's probably good to try and keep you on your toes, isn't it? You've got to make sure you

do it. She's got no one to answer to when you self-employed. Well, exactly. And also, because I just work well obviously I've got like freelancers I work with but because I don't have a team and I don't have management then she's kind of like my manager in a way yeah even though she's not doing for the business it's not just about the business about other aspects of life as well yeah but I find that really helpful so if anyone it's a bit like a life coach yeah it's a mix of life and business yeah like you kind of list eight things you want to explore in your sessions with her and like Quinn management was one of mine right got it but then there's like all the other things that you want to like

help in your life or enhance or whatever love it feel like I've got my shit together when I speak to her well I come off it with my shit together I'm not sure

but she just thinks I'm hilarious because obviously I'm just like yeah fine like dead chill about everyone she's like you're complex like you're actually a complex case

but also I'm so glad you came to and I was like yeah me too yeah I think we need this yeah I think we need is that I also I'm on the second batch if you like of my Envisaline journey

so I'm on like the next set of 14 and I was like come on Andrew we're no doing another 14 weeks are we and they went aye and then you've got another 14 no way no wonder I don't think there's been much movement are you noticing much of a difference or what

no there is and I can see it on like the scan things it shows me yeah but I don't have the things on my very front teeth which is a bit bare because it's more comfortable to wear it more often whereas it's not like bulging out of my mouth right but I'm enjoying it I'm ready for the result I'm patient but you've got a while to wait love I know don't sit at the fucking edge of your seat

we'll take back in season 10 but Jason actually went to him and he's getting invasaline too yeah yeah love that for him so if you're looking for braces on you go right Dr Andrew love that me and Rachel both at the dentist today actually me there's no point Did he get that front tooth effects

Yeah he looks like a hillbilly doesn't he Yeah that's terrible He chips his invisible is composite all the time So he goes to Johnny in Udington Dental And I also went just to cause I had a chip as well And then I just said to him Look Johnny there is zero point in us coming here To have a little update on my Invisaline

Do you know it's been three years in July Since our very first episode Where the dog chew my braces And I'm still no further forward Because I'm a lazy fucker And I just And I said to him I was like Can't I just have train tracks?

And he was like, listen, Jess, like, yes, you can, but that's going to cost you thousands. And I thought, no, I'm not doing that. I would rather train tracks. Same, but I really wish somebody had told me that. So if you are a severe type C person, like myself, then get train tracks because it's just never happening. And then throwing a baby into the mix, it's never happening for me. Do you know what it is for me? Like, I feel like there's too many times you need to take them out.

Yeah. Like, every time you're eating or drinking something that's not just water, you can't have them in. Exactly. And like today, for example, I had them in this morning. came here, I've taken them out because I was having a sandwich on my way here. And then, well, I've not been able to brush my teeth because I'm here, so I'm not going to put them back in

and then I'm going for dinner straight after this. So then it's like, see, in that period of time, what's the point in having them in? Yeah. Johnny did say to me, just wear them at night then just to try and stop the movement if you can. I don't ever sleep without them in though. I have them in every night going to bed.

Oh, do you? Oh, that's good then. At least you wear them for a good chunk of the day. I've got them in at least nine hours throughout the night and then a bit throughout the day. But you wake up with your jaw is so sore, isn't it? I need to, as soon as I'm up, I need to wrap them out. It's horrible.

Honking. But I do think it'll be worth it. I mean, personally, I think your teeth were perfect. I'm unsure what we're going to see the difference here. But I'm going to be on the ride with you. We're filling out the mouth. Right. There was gaps in the sides.

Sure. I had six teeth. Right, okay. Anyway, I also booked my holiday, my summer holiday, my summer getaway. Right. So last week on Patreon, we spoke about where you guys have said you wanted to go and we discussed that you were going to Crete, right? Yeah, I've booked it.

Brilliant. Because I'm no further forward. You guys have all booked loads of places. Some really cool places, weren't there on Patreon last week? Loved it. And we were getting very inspired. But I'm jealous. Everyone's booked it.

I quite simply don't think it's ever been as difficult to book a holiday than it is now. Because of the price and... Prices, flight times. Yeah. Flights, like, there is none. like why is there no flights to places that's Scotland for you though but I feel like it never used to be as bad as that

do you know what makes me laugh actually some of the comments on our TikTok when we spoke about the press work airport thing and people were mentioning to Zoe like oh like she couldn't have booked a different airline no no we couldn't like only easy jet and Ryanair fly to destinations that we want yeah we don't have choices up here

you're just giving a time and you need to go for it time in an airport and a place but we ended up but in Crete we were meant to go in like two weeks which is sad and we're not going to mid-July now. But like the hotel we liked, that ended up. The room we wanted wasn't available because we waited to get flights and it was like any problem that could have happened, happened.

Right. And we've ended up booking flights separately, like the one in the way there, shepherd to the one in the way back. We've still no even added on luggage and it's cost us a fortune. Yeah, I remember you saying that. Everyone I've spoke to Dubai is going to Crete.

I don't know what... Is it because the hotels are quite reasonably priced for a good hotel, do you think? Well, I was looking at Crete, like I told you, and the hotels are unreal. I was shocked at the price. I was like, this is amazing,

but every single one that I love is adults only. Yeah. They are all adults only the ones that I love. That's going to be a struggle for you. Yeah. So I don't think I'm going to go creep.

Yeah. I think I'm going to go potentially roads or there's another place that people were telling me about this morning, another small Greek island which looks gorgeous and apparently really good for children because we're K?

K. K. No. Malia? party Corfu Hi and Napa Hold on

Is it a long name? Kefalonia No no That's not what I'm thinking of Yeah I asked on my stories this morning Basically for Greek Greek island

People's favourite Greek island Just saying don't give me any Uninclusive hotels Because as much as I think They're amazing in Greece Like I cast people So many people have said that to me but I am not paying £7,000 for a week.

Yes, it's all inclusive, I appreciate that. But even that, I can't justify that. And for me as a person, I just like to be out and about. Even with the baby, I still don't want to sit and rely around a pool. I think now while he is unable to crawl or walk, I think I should still act as if I don't have children. Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I'm trying to say about that?

Like still go on the holidays that we want as a couple. and then I've got all those years to come where I go to places where they've got colourful bloody water slides and that. I know that's going to happen eventually but for now I don't need to do that. Yeah, and you and Jason do that anyway without kids. Not in the hotel. We travel to that for maybe half a day and that's enough.

I mean, I lie around the pool all day every day, but at night or at lunch I go out, I walk and get my lunch somewhere. I don't want all inclusive, but I will like the pool most of the day. Half boards, all right? I think if you've got breakfast and that. I like when you get your breakfast. It's just easier. I can't get your breakfast.

Get it done. Get your sunbed ready to go. So yeah, I'm struggling with that. But I'm going to look at, tonight I need to need to need to book it because I'm going a bit sooner than you. I'm going in the matter of weeks, like two, three weeks. So I'm still waiting for Jensen's passport.

But once that's done, I think I'm going to go to Greece, yeah. Yeah. But one of these islands, there's loads to look at. I think Greek islands are confusing me. People are saying, oh, I visited there for a day. You should go there. I went for one day. Yeah, but we went from one day from what island, though?

Like, where did you... I think there's a lot of logistics going on in Greece. Like ferries to... Because you can, from Crete, you can go Santorini for a day, can't you? Yeah. I mean, it is about a three-hour ferry, I think. No, see, I can't be asked with that. Old ways?

No. I won't be doing that either. That's too long. That's a full day away. No. And I went to Micanos before, and that was extortionate, by the way. It's one of the most expensive place. I feel like once you see a picture in Mekino's you've been.

It is gorgeous, but... It's just all white buildings, isn't that? No, that's Santorini. All right, same. Can I hang on to it. Yeah, I want to go somewhere like a small little town, fishing villages, like authentic restaurants, hidden beaches. Think Miyaka vibes.

I want Miyaka, but in Greece. We also went to Maison by Glasgow. One of our faths. For lunch after the podcast last week, and we got steak frets, and it was perfect. It was a massive bit of steak. A be vet steak, to be specific. And it's a deal they do, which we must tell you about.

Sunday to French. from 12pm you're getting steak frets and a glass of wine for 15 quid that is that is actually when you think about it mental because you also get a sauce with it as well also you don't even get a meal deal in M&S for 15 pounds that's a sandwich so you can get either pepper corn cafe de paris butter or red wine juice we love we loved well we loved all three sauces because we said we need to try all three and we the red wine Jue was 100% of our five. I think I thought I was having pepper corn, you know,

when you're just, like, in the zone. And then I realized, like, what the fuck am I eating? Because that's unbelievable, and it was definitely the red wine juice. So good. And we also got some sides, because you can add on sides. Mac and cheese. Truffle, mac and cheese. Yum.

Salad. And the truffle wasn't overpowering either. It was delicious. No, because I don't love truffle. But I can deal with it if it's just a wee hint, a wee bit of flavouring. You can also upgrade it to a fillet steak, and that's 20 quid.

and they do an unlimited steak and fruit steel on the Thursday for 25 quid and they just keep bringing it keep bringing it until you're stuffed I think you need to finish your plate though do you Courtney said I think the max someone has managed

is three portions brilliant that's such a good idea though I know but after one I'm done in no yeah it was a lot but so you get unlimited chips as well yeah because that's what they do in Lentricot

yeah in Paris you just you get both you can take both yeah I think you definitely all need to go and take up that offer by the way please do because it was so good so good Richard was like please take me there I was like I literally went yesterday mate no but we had dessert what did we have Zoe

I don't have in yeah you did I don't have dessert yeah you did I didn't Zoe drank my breast milk I already wasn't expecting that. Let me rephrase that.

Force. Jess and Courtney were forcing me, and I'm not a shite bag, right? It was fresh out the tit. I was pumping as we were eating those steak freets. I need everyone to understand that I didn't even take a gulp of that. It touched the tip of my tongue. Spit or swallow. I really, really wanted her to do it on the pod, but she refused.

Courtney was actually well up for it. So I was like, go on have some. Yeah, and I'm no being a shite bag. That's just not me. So I obviously had, I was... But that was the first time I tried my own as well. I was really against it. You were, to be fair.

But I did a solid five minutes. And I said to you, look, listen, I would suck your tick. Come on, let's do it. And you're like, just what? Tell everyone what it tasted like. No, honestly, it's so sweet. It's like almond milk. It is, isn't it?

It's actually all right. It's nice. I was shocked by that because I think the only thing that was maybe a little bit gaggy was the fact that it was warm. Because it's fresh. Yeah. Right? But it does, it was ever.

sweet and it does it's like a watery almond milk i would say yeah like a sweetened almond milk and then we went for a blank street after didn't we finally by the way we got a free blank street we've made it guys so we're in there the queue was massive and how nice are the staff in there this is the blank street that were opposite central station so lovely i genuinely thought that they would be not bitchy but because they were so overworked the queue is never not down I just thought they would be like robots. And they weren't. It was so lovely.

So like I was asking all the questions about what all the syrups were because I hadn't had some of the other ones. I was like, there was one in there on the menu that's called something that you need to ask what it is. And it's like a cinnamony syrup. And she was lovely. She kept saying to me, make sure you tell me what it's like, blah, blah, blah. It's it called dream catcher or something.

Dreams. Yeah. And then this other girl looked at me and she went, you need to have a pistachio cookie. And she went, by the way, love your podcast. And we were like, oh my God. and then as she got to the till she said to the girl or put that through for free for that. That was well nice.

Shame that it tasted like the fucking arshould. And then she walked out and she went, that tastes like your fucking breast milk. Sour milk. It was disgusting. I thought you said my breast milk tasted nice. I got just the white chocolate one. I thought that I'll give it a bash.

Let's give it another try. Disgusting. It tastes like off milk. Yeah, you don't like it, do you? No. See, I loved mine. I had, that time I think I had the, I did have the dream catcher one.

Yeah, you had the cinnamony sort of one. And I've been three times now. I've tried the strawberry shortcake one, loved, and the rhubon custard. I'll give or take that one. I think I'm a strawberry matcher girly or a white chocolate girly. I then drank yours. Honestly, I'm an addict.

I love it. It's like I crave it now like coffee. It must be a thing. Because I think it's got caffeine in it, I'm sure, because green tea's got caffeine in it. Yeah, probably then. Yeah, I really love it so much. You hate it, don't you?

I do think you're either a match your person or you're not. A bit like olives. I feel like it. I can usually kind of just go with it, though. Yeah. With things, like, I don't need to love something to, like, keep eating or keep drinking it, but that was just pointless for me, like it was horrible. You just didn't like it.

No. That's fair. Anyway, what you've been up to? So I went down to Lester and Nottingham at the weekend. It was my cousin's wedding. She got married in St. Lucia, and she then got married again. Oh, you know, the ceremony here. Yeah.

So my cousin has a very rare genetic disorder called BBS. Only 900 people in the UK have it, by the way. It's very rare, but one of the main symptoms is sight. So you can lose your sight fully. She lost her sight completely as she got into probably her 20s, but she started losing it around, well, they noticed something that was wrong when she was a baby. And she's lost her sight around 12 years old. So what actually has BBS?

It is just a genetic disorder where there's lots of symptoms like overweight, diabetes. My cousin's Jan, she met her partner James at the place where they're, where everybody with the syndrome, I guess, meets in their life. They all had the same. Yeah. And they've been together a long time now, and it was actually really beautiful wedding. He's so nice.

He's so, so, so freaking funny. So it was just nice, and all of her friends were there. They'd all been to St. Lucia, and my cousin, now they've got married. My auntie's honestly superwoman. She's looked after to see Anne since she was in full care, by the way, and she's an unbelievable person. but now she's married she is potentially going to move in

with James but they are both blind so can either of them see at all you know how they can see shadows I think James is actually sight is worse than Sianz but she says that I think it's getting worse every single year every time I see it's getting worse and worse

but she is having cane training and this is something that I never knew was a thing and I said to I was like well can't she get a guide dog and apparently you need to qualify for a guide dog I guess you probably have to be quite you have to know roots, a dog would be extremely bored if they just walk the same route every single day. Can't even imagine that, by the way.

I know. Do you know what I think is terrible as well? It's terrible that they all once had sight and then to lose it. I think that's just... It's that you actually know what you're missing. Whereas if you're born blind, you don't know what you're missing. Yeah, exactly.

It's maybe easier to cope. But then I do think that maybe she can picture things as well, though, so when somebody's describing things in colours, she can imagine it. I don't know. Someone says to her, like, do you want this t-shirt's purple? She knows what it looks like. Exactly. And I do, you know, seeing them all together because they were all on the top table, all of the friends. They're really close. They're an amazing community of people. I think when one of them has a really bad day, they all lived each other up. It is lovely. And it was just, I don't know, they're just watching them, not caring the world. I was thought, you know what? Life is just so pure watching them. I was just like, oh, I just love this. It's so nice. And yeah, that's nice. And it was so, they're dead funny. But when they did like kiss the bride, obviously, they miss each other's lips and the whole, we were all pissing. But they were pissing. But they were pissing. Like, you know,

They take the piss out themselves and they love it. I think you need you be like that. Absolutely. And she's just, they're just wonderful. So I'm so happy for them. So we went down for that. And then we had a big massive party afterwards. Jensen was there.

So he got to meet all of my family. Because this is my dad's side, by the way. So he got to meet everybody. They loved him. And then we went to Lester. So I got to him to, Jensen got to meet everybody else. So bear in mind, I haven't been to Lester since he was born. So we're meeting my nan, my granddad, my uncle, all family friends,

some of my other friends as well. So blessing me was past the parcel for the past like four days. I think he was a bit like, what the fuck? Every time he napped and opened his eyes, there was someone else like, oh my God, and he was like, what the fuck? But no, it was brilliant. It was really nice. So I did that.

I think that's really all of my update. I came back late last night, like 11.30. My mom was back up with me. So she's staying for a few days. She's coming to sell a family friend's party this weekend, but she said she's going to come and help me. I think I said that on next week's Patreon. But yeah, so she's outside with Jen.

are now helping me out and I'm going for dinner with one of my friends tonight with my mom and a chill weekend so not much really to be honest oh we also went to a little event didn't we we went to Luna Loves Pilates yeah it's weeks ago it does isn't it that was really hard well that is so defraformer by the way guys it was Luna Loves in Bath Street Central Glasgow and it was an Isker event and because we love Ishka, and it was just beautiful, but it was bloody hard. It is. I think Pilates is so difficult. No one talks about it enough. No, I couldn't agree more.

Like, being that Pilates girlie that people are and want to be, right, is all very, like, aesthetic. Pilates isn't the aesthetic? No. It's hard. I could not lunge for the life of me. I can't. I've got no core strength, no core balance, nothing. Everything is shot to shit. You saw the next day? Yeah, really saw, by the way. But I'd also train with Richard the day before, and we did lay. and I was in bits. I couldn't sit on the toilet before. I've not missed this feeling.

No, I can't sit in the toilet at the moment. He made me do a burpee or a voice note you didn't I. He made me do a burpee, six burpees with skiing bike. You need to get a bit more of my action and just say no. No, hell no. I'm saying no to that. Honestly, you should have seen it. He even said to me after he was like, your boob is a massive. I was like, I don't have a good enough support bra to do this type of workout with big milky tiddies. This is too soon. And I, do you know what? What I will say is I thought that I would struggle going down on my stomach area

because I'm still a little bit sensitive down there, even though I'm fully healed. But it was actually my upper body strength to lift myself up. I'm almost a stone heavy than what I was and I've got no upper body strength. I could not do it. And I used to love a burpee, didn't I? Well, I was good at them. Anyone would love a burp. I was good at them.

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Learn more at Calgary Economic Development.com. Right, let's get into our topic because we've got some really fucking funny things. Let's do the couple of cheating stories to follow up from last week first. These are a little bit longer ones, so I love how when we read out other people's cheating dilemmas

that people feel brave enough to send in their own. Yeah, it's a bit of Dutch courage in it. Well, just listen to the part about finding out your partner is cheating and being savage about it. A couple I knew were engaged. Wedding was only weeks away and they'd recently bought a new build home together.

As you do with new builds, you have to go and pick out the interiors whilst it's being built. the guy was always busy with work so his wife to be was the one who always went to the new build house to pick the interiors except one time the guy went on his own to meet with the builders and they didn't recognize him they said his partner had already been in with her fiancee to take measurements a couple of times upon finding this out he became suspicious and asked the guy if he could check the security cameras on site no oh my god turns out oh my god turns out his fiancee was visiting with his best best friend, aka his best man. And they were in the empty new build taking measurements, i.e. shagging. They were caught on camera outside the new build kissing. The guy took screenshots of them kissing, never told either of them.

Went, oh my God. I've got shivers. Went along with the wedding. Oh my God. Went along with the wedding. And during his speech, announced there was something under everyone's seat. No. My face is burning.

A printed photo of the bride and best man kissing This sounds like a made-up story But my friend was at the wedding The bride's dad had paid for the full wedding So the groom didn't give a fuck Everyone apparently gasped in horror And the groom just got up and walked out of the room And the bride burst into tears

You couldn't honestly write it No, I've got shivers down my whole body That's iconic I think Oh my God, thank you so much for sending that in I think that's quite smart from a guy. Because he didn't care, like he said, the father of the bride paid for the wedding,

so he's like, fuck it, let's just go through with it. Yeah, I know. What ultimate, ultimate, like, revenge, but that's awful. What, what was, why did she go through with it, though? No, I know. And the best man, what a prick. I had an ex that cheated. We lived together.

I went to his work to drop off bin bags of all of his stuff. I took the laces out of every single pair of trainers and shoes and took the buttons off all of his shirts. I also packed one of each shoe. And I went to give him at his work, which was a hotel rooftop bar. I slit the bottom of the bag. So when he went to pick up the bags,

all the odd shoes just emptied during service. And there was a handwritten note from his ex about personal shit that he hadn't told me he'd done. I left it out when packing his stuff to remind me to pull him up over it. And my cat shat on the letter. He has never shat outside of the litter box either, his entire life apart from this time.

I was then too feared to give the letter back in case my ex thought I'd wipe my ass on it. Amazing. So yeah, we had so many people message as petty stuff, so let's read out some. Okay, I'm fucking buzzing. Here we go. Here we fucking go.

Can't believe I'm exposing this childish and impulsive side of me, but about four years ago I was living with my auntie, uncle and my eight-year-old cousin. It was December on the run up to Christmas, so of course my wee cousin had that daft elf on a shelf, which she absolutely loved. Around that time she started getting so cheeky

and one day I was looking after her. She would not stop being cheeky and rude to me because her wee pal was in. I got so raging that I ripped the arm off of her elf on the shelf without her knowing in an attempt to get back at her. I kind of forgot about it then later that night my auntie and uncle were raging with her when they saw the elf claiming it was just another toy

she didn't look after. She was hysterically crying saying it wasn't her that done it and they said, well who else would it have been? I never said a word but did feel loki a bit guilty. the next day when she woke up and came downstairs waiting to find her elf she instead found a note the note said i've gone back to the north pole because i've lost all my magic after hurting my arm i won't be back before christmas she was so upset to this day i've only told my pal's where because i feel so bad

but the pettiness and rage just came over me at the time i hate those little things that's a sin isn't it i don't know if the parents are going to listen to this oh it's your uncle That is so funny My partner fell asleep Downstairs on the couch I was upstairs and decided to phone him to wake him up I was so pissed off because I had postnatal hormones That instead of leaving him

I went downstairs very quietly Switched his phone off silent Krecked back upstairs and re-phoned him Smiley face Phone went off loud as hell in his ear It's the effort When you could have just like Give him a wee sugar

Yeah like Hello! May not be the pettest, but I think it was genius. I would go to my dad and step-mom to house on weekends when I was in high school and we got on really well. Only thing that riled me up was that I would record movies and episodes of stuff on the Virgin television box. This was before catch-up was super reliable.

I would get there the next weekend and my stuff was deleted even though they were sitting at 20% capacity. Like, there's no reason to delete it, is there? They would record whole seasons of TV shows so they could binge it all once available. like genuinely the full new season of Grey's Anatomy, scandal all of the fecking

international master chefs as well but my gossip girl episodes didn't make the cut anyway I was so angry one weekend so I went through and deleted random episodes of their shows not too many to raise suspicion I found it very funny deleting penultimate or final episodes they would realise at the start

of the next available episode during the recap wait we haven't seen that when did they die did we fall asleep it was hilarious witnessing them having a meltdown screaming about how shit Virgin was by not recording all episodes of a season. I just sat there silently smug as fuck. A couple years later, my dad and I weren't really on speaking terms for a year and I chum my brother to pick up stuff when they were on holiday.

So snuck in and released a few more random apps. That is amazing. That is genius, I agree. God, do you remember that when you used to record things on your TV? I know, by the way. Pettiest thing relates to the cheating stories too. I knew my boyfriend at the time had cheated on me with my best friend at the time. And we had split up for about two to three weeks, but I went back to him

because she got bored and dumped him, and I was a stupid 17-year-old girl and thought he was the best. But it was also nearly Christmas, and he was buying me nice jewelry that I had chosen, and I was gutted that I wasn't getting it, so I made sure I was still going out with him at Christmas. I got my presents, I didn't buy him anything, and dumped him in January, and then met my now husband in the march. He also asked me for the jewelry back, and I said, no. Dump the best pal soon after as well, by the way. This wasn't me, but I loved this. Someone in work kept stealing some of my friend's milk from the fridge.

So she put salt in the milk so she could figure out who it was. It was good fun watching the culprits spit their tea back out into the cup after watching everyone all day, every day. By the way, that's a good one, isn't it? That is good. People steal stuff out the fridge. It's unacceptable behaviour. But talking of work fridges, girl at work was pissing me off. She had a kind of Buena in the fridge, so I took it out, smashed it with my fist and put it back.

childish I know I would just love to win it's that I don't know I don't know what are you doing that is so funny I love that my boyfriend stayed out all night's session

when we had agreed to come home at a reasonable time. So before I left for work, I took all the juice in the house with me so he didn't have anything to quench his hangover, Druth. The worst. The worst, the worst. This one's crazy. I want to know, I need to know a bit more about this. I ran over my sister-in-law's chicken.

The trauma that woman has caused our fam. Like a roast chicken or like an actual chicken? I fucking hope it's, well, either way, it's deed into it, so does it matter? Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say I'd like I hope it's a roast check Yeah I mean either way

Yeah exactly This is this is petty petty petty petty petty Reporting my ex for not having a TV licence He was held with the new girl for four weeks post dumping me My ex was a serial cheater He would manipulate and buy me gifts to apologise So I told him I wanted him to buy me a fancy mattress That was £2,500

It was delivered I made the bed up with his bed sheets and soaked the mattress in multiple Excel bottles of mouthwash. Good luck getting that smell out your bed. Like, what, you could have done something worse. When I found out my boyfriend had been cheating, I went to his flat to get all my stuff. His flat mate let me in and I used a pair of his scissors to cut holes in all of his designer clothes. Hashtag to stay toxic. Oh my God.

I do think the cutting the clothes up thing or the burning it is a pretty toxic iconic move, to be honest. Calgary, also known as the Blue Sky City. We get more sunny days than anywhere in the country, but more importantly, we're the Canadian capital of Blue Sky Thinking. This is where bold ideas meet big opportunity, where dreams become reality. Whether you're building your career or scaling your business, Calgary is where what if turns into what's next. It's possible here in Calgary, the Blue Sky City.

Learn more at Calgary Economic Development.com. I bought a football to bounce off the floor just to annoy my noisy neighbours. I left my fiancé after five long years of him gambling, lying, etc. He moved on with someone within a month or two. That was fine. Hope it made the fucker a bit happier. But the full time, it was me trying to make the house nicer and stuff. But he made it such a fight to pay for absolutely anything due to the gambling.

So for a while, we went with no downstairs flooring. Anyway, he moved on with. his new girlfriend and immediately started going on holidays and stuff and I was fearing because how hard life had been for basic shit. So when I got the text that my flooring order was due to be booked for fitment, I immediately had to go and check. He forgot to take my number off at Tappy Carpits and it kept coming through to me. So naturally, I cancelled the appointment. They rescheduled because the fitters never turned up. Wonder why. I cancelled a further four times before he clocked my number. I hope you enjoyed French, you prick.

Also, he tried to get back together with me a few times, but being away from the crazy made me significantly happier. I'm glad he was moving on with someone irrespective of healing. You do you. So he agreed that when I bought my house and moved in, I'd get my wee cat off him, that he got me as a gift four years prior. So he would only have to be stressed out with one house move. He asked me to get back together again.

I said, no. He said, well, I'm keeping the cat. So I turned up to his house, lured her out and catniped her, accompanied by boys from my work with the work van. Me, my three big men and my wee fluffy cat sobbing my eyes out all the way home me posting dreamies through the cat flap

to get her to realize it was me oh my God, full on like kidnapped her anyway, I kept the cat and she's perfect and I got in through the window and took the cat tower too what the fuck? I found out my boyfriend wasn't actually where he said he was

and was just sleeping about he said he was at his mum's and I had a feeling he wasn't I had all his birthday stuff in my boot and stuff he had left to stay at my mum. So when I seen he wasn't there, I started throwing his shit into random gardens, drove a bit further and posted a shoe in a tree, put the remainder of the clothes in random wee in posting lockers,

and sent him some random pictures like a treasure hunt. A size 11 Jordan on someone's birdhouse was my personal favourite. That's brilliant. People are really crazy. They are, aren't there? A woman in my work was so messing. spilling her porridge in the kitchen so I scraped the porridge off the worktop onto her soup in the fridge.

Hey girls, love the podcast. While my boyfriend was away for the weekend with his pals, a girl messaged me on Instagram asking if so-and-so was my boyfriend. It turned out he had messaged her asking her out on a date and when she was seen his, and when she's seen his recent tag photos, she questioned if he was single and he said he was. She questioned the tag photos and a couple of messages later he knew he'd been caught and he unsent all of the messages that's when she messaged me I was away for work and completely ill over it

I waited five days acted normal over messages calls so I could wait and confront him in person so she did what we were talking about last week I thought about every scenario like throwing his clothes out the window like you'd see any extenders the day finally came and he came over

I handed him a beer so he couldn't get in the car and leave I said, oh, by the way, your friend so-and-so messaged me on Instagram. Would you like to tell me about her or should I? He was absolutely shell-shocked, but admitted it saying he had taken gear, made a stupid mistake and he begged for forgiveness telling me the only, he only wanted me and all the things that I wanted to hear. I loved him so much, I was willing to forgive, but I struggled to forget.

We tried to move past it. We went on holiday that we'd booked. and I noticed he changed his phone password so the trust was completely shattered a couple of days later he broke up with me the audacity I will never

I will forever be grateful to the other girl who messaged me and I wouldn't think twice about doing the same if it ever happened to me I was heartbroken for a long time but since then I've been on incredible holidays with friends and a solo trip to Can Do and I now know my worth

P.S. I told his mum what he did which was the greatest revenge I'd ever I get. Yes. Aw, I'm glad you're over it, lovely, because he sounds like a fucker. I can't believe he broke up with you. See, when you hear that, I think, you cheeky fucker.

A girl I know exes cheated on her, so she shagged his brother. Full stop. All you need to know. I bet you, that happens loads, by the way. When you spoke about petty things, I had to write this in. This wasn't me, but about 15 years ago when my sister's friend's ex

had randomly dumped her, my sister and her friends got revenge on him. They shat in a tup of wear and then using a doggie bag, shoved the shit and brackets shits under all his all of the door handles of his car. Actually screaming that I remembered this,

I would have still been in school when she told me as she's 10 years older than me. People are very creative I think that I haven't think of something like that but this is giving some fresh ideas for you toxic bitches If anyone goes through anything

Listen up When my ex cheated on me With the primark version of me I sent an email to his boss And big boss is dropping him in it For buy Oh this is iconic For buying fake yoring test

To pass drug tests at work I also sent the email confirmation Of the order So there was no wriggle room out. No. I didn't even know you could do that, by the way. No, I know.

How do you do that? If they come in cold and say, like, right, everyone do a pee test? Or do they have to give you notice? No, I don't think you need notice because that's that kind of not the point. He must have had them on them at all times. Brilliant.

Smart from both parts, to be honest. Smart, smart, yeah. My mum's neighbour kept being really rude to her, shouting and swearing at her over a prolonged period of time. A year later when I was leaving my then job at a local cafe she came in for coffee and cake. She'd never been in before and seemed like my opportunity to get even. I was overly friendly to her being careful not to be detected. She went to take a seat and I offered to take her bits over to her once they were ready. I swilled her mug in a skummy

water from the pot wash area before filling it up with her coffee. The cake eye rubbed around the top of the bin. I hated the place I was working for and it really felt like a leaving present from the higher powers. That is amazing! I love hearing stories of people doing shit like that when they rub the X's toothbrush around the rim of the toilet. See, no matter what someone did to me,

like, I feel sorry for everyone. Yeah. I just don't know if I could do it. I could do things that weren't really happening to them. Like, you know, like, egg a window or shut. I'm like, all they need to do is clean it. Yeah.

But see, watching somebody like process, a drink that I've like spat in or something I just don't think I can't. See even when Jason tells me he's winding his pals up I'm like that's a shame. Yeah. I just think everyone's a soul in this life. Rich's brothers and sisters came over not long ago

and they you know how brothers and sisters are I mean I never really grew up with many so I don't really get this sort of banter but I made all these lovely teas and then Rich's brother came in picked up a big brinch of salt and put it in Haley's tea and we just sat and I was like

what you doing? And he was like shush. And then she just got her tea, sipped it, and she went, one of those fuckers have put salt in my tea. Like she just knew, and I was like, what the fuck? No, I don't think me and Adam I really like that. No, you know, yeah. But I just thought, I'll tell us to that. And it's the fact she knew as well.

No, that's what I mean. She just knew it was just like daft things that they just constantly have done their whole youth. So we're going to move over to Patreon and talk about people's a lot on your plates. But before we move on, I thought this would be a brilliant thing for you girls to write in. But somebody has wrote in the Patreon chat, Hey girls, I'm moving into my first home and looking for recommendations regarding kitchenware, cooking, pots, pans, knives, et cetera, anything.

What brands do you rate? Also, what is a ride or die item in your home that you wouldn't be without? I like that. So I feel like, get your answers in. We'll put a question box up on the stories. Let's talk about that because I think that would be such a good help

because we have a few updates as well with regards to the mortgage, house, first-time buy. advice that we said about the other week we've had a few people messaging some great advice so we'll speak about that all in the same episode but i think mine is my Alexa you love Alexa I spoke about that and my diffuser you know my air dehumidifier sorry yeah yep I love that it's never off what's yours this is going to give you some inspo guys obviously all my kitchen all my kitchen stuff as well but if I had to pick one thing I I think I'd be running out with my legs for a fire.

I'm my cats. I'm a child. You know what I do think is a really, yeah, maybe that. Yeah, because I came first, I think. I don't know if I would say my clothes dryer thing. You love that. Like I've got one of those pods that you hang your clothes in, zip it up and it blows hot. You're kind of like a shite version of a tumble dryer.

But that is unbelievable. Yeah, you love that. But apart from that, I don't know because I'm not massive, like, into my kitchen and all that, do you what I mean? Yeah, but what's the one thing that you've bought in your house that you, you know, you love? It doesn't have to be necessarily

like on the walls. It can be something like your hoover. Do you love your hoover? If you were to buy a new house, what would be the one of the first few things that you would buy again? Probably an air fryer. Yeah, good one. Or a blender. Yeah, for your soups. Yeah, I use both of them quite often.

I'll have good to think about that. Yeah, I think that's a really good thing we can talk about. a good look about. Yeah. Because when something becomes your everyday routine you just almost forget about it. That's what I mean.

I'm struggling to kind of think about things at the moment. I think with me as well, going from a corded hoover to a cord free so much easier. Even though I live in a flat and it wasn't that difficult

and it's not... Do you have a bit of charge it though? We do. Yeah, well Richard does. Obviously I don't. But the cord is definitely more powerful, lifts things better. But I don't mind

hoovering more now because, you know, I can't be asked to plug shit in. I'm so lazy. So it's like, yeah, this is just easier for me. Well, we asked Richard the last time you hovered. Oh, it'll be a long time ago that. Anyway, right, we're going to go home to Patreon and we'll listen to you a lot on your plates. We hope you enjoy this week's episode and we'll see you on Friday.

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