A Lot On Your Plate - Should I Get Revenge On My Situationship?
Episode Date: August 25, 2026This week we're catching up after our second Patreon event and giving all the goss from the Sephora Glasgow launch.We also chat phone-free wholesome activities, Zoe’s upcoming birthday plans, Jess's... low Ferritin blood results and an update on Zoe's 30 Before 30 list.Then we get into a listener dilemma about a situationship that left her wanting revenge, and whether the best way to get your own back is actually just to move on and live your best life…Got a story or dilemma you'd like to share? Pop us a DM on socials or email contact@alotonyourplatepodcast.com!And remember you can sign up to Patreon for extra episodes every week plus bonus vlog-style content, competitions, group chat, early access to tickets and looooads more! See you there piggies 💖 patreon.com/ALotOnYourPlate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Happy Tuesday, guys.
Welcome back to a lot on your plate podcast.
How are you?
Did you have a gorgeous week?
Let's clap our rings together.
Happy Tuesday.
I realized I hadn't spoken there.
How are you, Zaws?
I'm good, thanks, Jessica.
How are you?
Yeah, I'm feeling good, actually.
A wee roll of the shoulders.
My body's sore, by the way.
From...
Well, I had PT yesterday with Richard,
and then I went to Matt Plattis this morning.
And I just feel a bit.
Did you do hot mat or do you go Fosa?
No, I went to Fawrza and just did normal mat.
Yeah, but it got really quite warm in there.
Yeah.
But it was good, I enjoyed it.
I just loved that it's next to me.
I know that's so, so good for you.
I looked at the weekend and just planned out my week of what I could do each day
and I can do more when it's closer.
Yeah.
So it's perfect.
That is perfect.
But I'm just feeling a bit sore, I think I'll be soreer tomorrow.
Yeah.
We had a nice weekend, didn't we?
we had the girls over on Friday night
it was our friend's
little mini baby shower
shall we say and we did the cutest
wholesomeest thing it was such a nice evening
wasn't it? Such a lovely evening
and I think we should tell you all about it
because you can do it with your friends too
but yes we did like a little
mini baby shower I put on a bit of a food spread
just got some stuff from M&S to be honest
popped a few things in the air friar
and went in the dining room
and afterwards we all just made little bag charms
You'll see them all trending now at the moment,
but I think she just got them off.
Was it Etsy or Timi or something?
No, it was Sheen.
Oh, was it?
Sheen, yeah.
And it was just all the little, like,
block-coloured letters.
Some of them were like marbled,
the shoelace ropes.
Yeah.
With some beads.
The wee clas.
Put it on your bag.
And we just did about a million different names
we tried to utilise all the letters.
The one thing to note here is,
I think, our friend Rebecca ordered them.
I think she said that you can,
choose like combinations.
Yeah.
So maybe if you know who's involved
you would maybe choose
one that's getting more vows
or whatever right.
But see that,
see because we had a few different
bags of letters,
the amount of times that we were like,
is anyone get an O?
Who's got an A?
Is it an A?
See if I give you my,
but you give me your eye.
And it's like, no,
that colour doesn't work.
The combination's off.
We would act if I'm going to say
a solid two hours,
if not more.
And then when it got to the end of it,
I was like,
you know what,
I should do another one.
Did we manage to
spell out adversity fucking fitness
yes we did straight off the bat
yeah it all matched we've been looking for every
fucking letter note to man and we've just spelt
out the longest combination
honestly and jelly gets all
quite you know competitive with these things
and she was sitting
trying to spell grand
obviously we can spell it but like trying to find the right
combination of colours letters like still
right for so long
and then it ended up being fucking gorgeous
and I was like how did that happen I actually gave my mum hers this
Did she like it?
Yeah, she was like, oh, that's nice.
She also gave me in trouble for saying that she was flirting.
Oh, did she?
She said I wasn't flirting.
I was just responding just to make him feel okay.
Oh, we love it, Suzanne, plain hard to get.
But yeah, I did the classic block colour jensen.
And then I tried to make one for my mum, but I just was, I was not having the colour
combination.
Everyone was loving it.
I was like, nope, don't like it.
It was getting overstimulating, wasn't it?
I was not impressed.
But such a gorgeous activity.
A lovely task.
And you could do anything you could paint pottery.
Do you know what I really think we should do?
Which we can move on to about our Patreon event
that we just hosted the weekend there.
I would love to get the girlies together and do craft pottery.
I think that would be so cute.
The Patreon girlies.
Yeah, I think so actually making it or just painting it?
Do you know what?
I would love to make pottery.
But I think just painting it for now
so we can have a little bit of the option of having a bit of a booze.
Yeah, okay.
It's not too...
It's not too intense.
Yeah.
But I really want to get some nice play.
to put on one of my walls in my kitchen
so I want to try and go quite often, you know?
Build up a wee collection.
Yes.
Club pottery was really cute when we went.
Yeah, it was.
So we should look to doing that.
It was such a nice activity, guys,
and it kept us all off our phones,
we're all just having funny conversations.
We had the Alexa on playing nice music.
Bellies were full.
No alcohol was involved.
It was just a lovely, wholesome Friday night.
No booze.
But on Saturday we hosted our...
our second patron-only event at the holistic warehouse in Tradeston.
We got the girly to do classes of Legree,
hot, sculpt mat, which was solid and reformer.
We had food on from Vin 18, which are doing some beautiful outside catering,
by the way, you should check them out.
We had chicken Caesar bowls, power bowls, fruit salads,
homemade protein balls, lots of different fresh juices.
And it was a really nice,
had Chloe fan, DJ and she had some of the best house bangers I think I've ever heard.
It was very like I beat that like that sort of chill beach club thing, wasn't it?
When it's like really good tunes but you're not like, un's, un's, un's, un's.
Yeah.
But there's a wee bit unes.
Most people came alone.
And it was really nice when people came in.
So there was like a group of girls all stood together that all sing like solo.
And then I'd be like, right, those girlies are on their own.
So she'd go and join the group and everyone was really welcoming.
and, you know, had some really nice meshes from people just saying things like, you know,
they were really nervous, but the community that we've built, they just absolutely love.
And I think we should try and nourish that community even more by doing more meetups
because I think a few people would exchange numbers and it's just dead sweet, you know?
Yeah.
You know what?
I think it's really, really brave that people do that.
No, I know same.
I just don't know if I could.
Same.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm quite confident, but maybe that's probably because I don't,
I don't know.
With a podcast,
you're listening to it
with your group of pals.
Oh, it's kind of quite solo.
Yeah.
So I listen to a few pods
that I'd like,
oh, I'd love to go to all their events,
but I don't know anyone that listened
to that same podcast as me.
Yeah.
But I think those kind of events
where you're going specifically for something,
so you could have just came in quite last minute
and minute of the class.
Yeah.
And kind of kept yourself to yourself.
Yeah, of course.
So for people who maybe aren't as confident
or don't want to.
Or don't want to.
You could have avoided it.
Oh, yeah, easily.
So that's quite a good balance,
I think.
because you've got, it'll cater for people who just want to do the activity.
Yeah.
But also if you want to chat, then people were hanging about and getting some...
Oh, so you could chat with us.
Like, we were chatting to everyone.
I think I met everyone.
Yeah.
So he's like, not me.
The thing is, I'm just not going to approach in a conversation and joining in.
Yeah.
But it's not a rudeness thing.
It's shyness.
You are a bit shy, hen.
But...
Do you know what I also said to a couple of friends that were there?
I also said the thing is, if I was here,
I wouldn't want the host, let's say, which is you and I,
to come up to me.
I would happily come.
Even though you listen to their podcast week in week out.
Yeah, but I don't, or I don't need you.
You want to meet them?
No, I don't need you to come.
I would quite happily go to my class and leave and just be like that.
So if you went to Sophie Habo's event and she had a podcast,
you wouldn't want to meet her.
No, I'm not bothered with that.
Even if you pay a subscription to listen to,
like you'd be a...
Yeah, I just...
No, I'm...
Yeah, I'm not bothered by that.
I just feel like, and that's what I'm saying,
there's probably going to be people
that come to our events
that just want to enjoy the event.
Yeah, of course.
They maybe find us coming up
and, like, almost like, coron them a bit.
But then I would probably think, like,
oh my God, they didn't even come and say hi.
No, I know there's absolutely a fine line.
Yeah.
Definitely.
Whereas I would just happily go there
Go to my class
Pick up a wee ball and leave
I wouldn't care for internet
You just take the freebie and do a fucking runner
Pretty much
Don't blame you wee hen
And I do think there's both people out there
No and as you're saying
It caters for that 100%
Yeah definitely
So we're going to do more of that
So keep a close eye on socials
But we'll just keep you updated
On Patreon
It's also worth mentioning
Now that you can connect your Patreon
To your Spotify app
You may have noticed
if you do listen on Spotify that you can see some locked episodes.
Yeah.
So your side dish episode will be there in the feed,
even if you're not a Patreon member, right?
But let's say you just want to listen to the Patreon episode on your Spotify.
It's easier for you than going into another app.
Then definitely go into Patreon, connect your Spotify.
And those locked episodes will unlock and it's easy for you.
So you'll never miss out.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, guys, we went to Sephora.
We did.
And it didn't burn down when I walked in.
No, it didn't.
So, results all around for everyone, I think.
Very overstimulated store.
I have never...
Yes, I've never been more overstimulated my life, is what I'll say.
There was a lot.
There was a lot going on.
It was so busy, so hot, so loud.
Yeah, well.
And just, yeah, there was a lot going on.
Every person we possibly knew in that space was in there, which was lovely, actually.
It was so nice to catch it with lots of people.
Yeah.
But when we got a minute, we did have a little shop and there was road.
Although the blushes that we love are out of stock.
Sold out.
But Zoe, I got an email two nights ago to say tan lines is back in stock.
On the official row website, not freckle though.
Right, so but do we think freckles coming potentially?
Oh, for sure.
It's taking quite a while.
Taking such a long time.
Like, there's the demands there.
We got such a good goodie bag as well,
which we gave you a haul over on a vlog episode side dish.
It was a really good goodie bag,
like full size products in there.
Dr Sam Cleanser, full-size-wow spray hair product thingy.
What's that got, a dream coat?
Dreamcoat, that's the one.
There was also a big mass of hair mask.
What was that again?
Oh, I used that this morning.
Was it nice?
Lovely.
What brand was that again?
Can't remember.
Silver tube.
With yellow down the side.
Yeah.
Then there was flat lay makeup bag.
You had milk products.
Linage products.
Medicaid.
Medicaid.
Oh my God, a medicaid toner.
What was the BHA tonic?
The one that you don't like.
Polis Choice.
Paulus Choice.
You got a full size of that.
And by the way,
I wish I did my homework
and we probably could work it out
to work out how much that was worth.
Hundreds, Zoe.
Yeah, no, hundreds
because that toner alone,
the Polish choice
is what a good 30 odd quid or something.
Yeah, I think it's 30 quid.
And then colour wise, like not the cheapest.
That's about 30 quid at all.
So hundreds.
of pounds so I'm glad we turned up.
Yeah, same.
And when we walked in, people got a white band
and people got a black band and you get white and I got
black and I thought, am I on this list
is a plus one because I'm getting a goodie bag?
That's what I came here for.
And it turned out it was the opposite way but not
intentionally. I think there was just a mix-up.
Well, a lot of people had a white band, didn't they?
You're the only one with the black band.
Yeah, but it was the white that we're having to ask.
And it was morning up falling.
She went up and she was like, I've just been declined a goodie bag.
I'm absolutely motivated.
And I was like, oh, I'm sure you'll be a loud one.
And then there was a little bit of miscommunication anyway.
But yeah, it was good.
And I think it's nice to have it there for road purposes.
Road, makeup by Mario.
House Labs, Tarts.
House Labs.
Yeah, favourite foundation.
Merritt.
Merit is in there, guys.
I fucking love that brand you now.
I got the stick, which I've not actually used yet.
That is one of them.
Did you get Bisk?
Yeah.
I've not used any of my new products yet.
See, anytime I'm getting ready, I've not really time to like trial and error, you know.
I've been using the House Labs Concealer.
I love it. It's very thick.
Right, okay.
And I've got the merit blush on today that you got free in your goodie bag.
Okay, it's nice.
You also got the Refai.
I did get the Refai Blush.
But we then went through to Edinburgh the next day and you got the water-based Refai Blush,
which I actually saw Chinzi I talk about.
What shade did she get?
I don't know.
She didn't see the shade,
but I think it was maybe the one you got.
Lichy, mine one.
Yeah, my one is.
Not the apricot.
No, apricot was too peach on me.
But it's nice.
We spoke to a lovely girl in the space in Kane, Edinburgh.
She was an Australian girl.
I can't remember my name.
Was it Julia?
Yeah, she was so sweet.
And she just moved here.
And she was so good at the customer service.
So anyway, I ended up buying the refined water bronze,
a blush, because I'd seen it on.
I think it was Lauren Watson on Instagram.
And I thought, that's perfect because I need a blush.
And I really wanted road.
Yeah, but we can't get it.
Anyway, I ended up getting that
and then got a bloody merit in my goddy bag.
No, I know.
I actually bought the COSA concealer.
So you did.
How's it working for you?
Nice, I like it.
I'll have you.
But I also got codily eye serum.
Yes, because she said to you in Space NK,
because you were saying.
Maybe you should hydrate under your eyes
if you're feeling it's going quite creaked and dry looking,
which it was.
But that was with hourglass, but I'm over that for now.
So I got COSAS and I've been using the eye serum and it does look better.
That's good?
Because I looked 45 for a good few weeks there.
It wasn't great, it wasn't great.
But when I got home, I actually couldn't find the cordially eye serum
and I was telling the vlog about it.
And then during the night that night, well, just as I was dozing off, I could hear.
Oh, no.
Okay.
From the living room, a bit of noise.
And she'd obviously taken out my bag when I was looking for it.
it earlier on the day. And I said that.
I said she must have put it somewhere but I couldn't find it
anywhere. She wants to hit it. Then she was
ripping the box apart. Oh my God. And to
the lid of the
serum. I'm sorry. I haven't even used it yet. But it still
fits on. It's okay but I was... Thank God.
Urius. So I've got an
update about my blood results
guys. Yes. Tell us.
So I don't know where I last... What I last
updated you were all. You hadn't even had them yet, I don't think?
No. So I told you all that
the doctor called me and he was going to give me a full on list.
Yeah, I read out the list, didn't I?
And lots of people said to me,
make sure you ask for a paper copy of your result.
You're entitled to them.
Something I would have never have asked for.
I've never done that in my life.
Same.
Wouldn't even have thought.
I would have absolutely taken the receptionist word for it,
which by the way, I'm not saying they're not right,
but if you want to have a closer look at what's class as, quote, normal.
Yeah.
In, it might not be normal to you.
It might be some further investigated to look at.
Anyway, so I had my bloods and, no, yeah, then I had the phone call and she said, all looks fine, all looks satisfactory.
And I thought, I'm not satisfied with satisfactory.
That's just, I don't think that's a good word.
I don't.
In that department.
I think summer class is normal and summer satisfactory, right?
I ended up writing this in the Patreon chat because I was absolutely livid, right?
I was so lovely to this receptionist
and she was like all satisfactory
and I said please may I have a paper copy of my bloods
what do you need them for?
I've heard from a few people now
they shouldn't really ask like that either
and I was like for my own records
okay for my own records
because I need to run this past a doctor
before I can give you them
and I went why is that
that is literally what I said
because if you don't ask questions
how on earth you ever meant to understand
how things work.
Yeah.
And also,
also,
why is that?
If they're ready and finish
and they're going to be demolished
as of this point,
I,
then why you hold her my blood's hostage?
Like, what the hell?
So,
she was like,
Jessica.
The full name.
The full Christian name.
Jessica,
this is our system.
And I was like,
I went,
I'm not being cheeky.
Then she went on a full on rant,
your bloods,
no,
what does she say?
come to the surgery after 8 a.m tomorrow boom
beep beep and I was like I actually was sat in my car and shocked like what the fuck just happened
she actually hung up actually was the bouncer of the NHS or something I'm like what the actual hell
I'm asking for my blood results no I know what the fuck anyway so I went in I was actually
nervous I was texting you like I'm nervous to go to this yeah I would be nervous as well
because if she's there I don't like confrontation like all I want is my fucking blood yeah so
I went in and there was a lovely girl on reception.
She was like, oh yeah, they're here, an envelope.
I opened it up.
Obviously, it's like complete gobbledy gooch to me.
I'm like pages and pages because I had so many tests.
Yeah.
Of my results.
So I was like, what do I do here?
So I actually ended up texting Georgia from Balance Boss, who was on our episode because
she was the one that said, go and get your bloodst done before we even look at getting
additional costly tests, like the Dutch test and she had a map test.
So I was like, perfect.
She was really impressed as well by the extensive.
I mean, that's good to know at least, isn't it?
Yeah. So whilst she was actually on holiday, bless it, in Scotland, visiting her sister,
and I didn't get a response from myself, I thought, that's fine.
So I actually took a picture of it and put it in chat, GBT.
And I know that's probably not going to be correct when it tells me,
but I just wanted an idea of, like, read this to me in simple terms.
Yeah.
And it just says, based on, like, what everything says,
most things are normal, except the only thing I would flag here is your ferretin.
Interestingly, somebody messaged me from the pod after me speaking about all my symptoms,
like you should definitely look at your ferretin levels.
And I don't want to, I'm going to speak about this in a future episode
because I ain't a doctor.
I don't have a clue what I'm talking about.
You've yet to find out everything you need to know.
I think it's definitely best that I speak to professionals and stuff on this.
Yeah.
But it seems a bit of a buzzword right now and I've seen that name.
It's all I see.
Chilli came over to mine at the weekend.
She went, Jess, ferritin's everywhere on TikTok at the minute.
I was like, I've never seen this before in my life.
I don't think I had until you sent me that video being like you've got this.
Zomi, I definitely think you need to get your ferretton levels checked because of your hair.
No one all same.
And your tiredness and your can't be arsonous.
I do.
I really do.
Is that just a problem?
But so I can confidently tell you that apparently, because I had so many people message me, same thing.
Like it's very common for ferretin to be low in women because we lose so much blood.
Ferritin, don't quote me on this, but I believe it is your iron stores in your body.
body. So you've got iron available to you. So you get you get tested for iron as well. Yeah. And then you'll
also get tested for your ferretin, which is your stored iron. Okay. And there's a lot of connections
with your gut health because if your gut health, let's say you've got SIBO or you've got leaky gut,
if you're having issues absorbing nutrients in your body, it can't absorb the iron. So you need to
look at that option as well. And there's other tests in your blood counts that you should absolutely
look at against the ferretin to see a bit more of an idea.
Yeah, okay.
An indication of the root cause.
Apparently, it's one of the hardest things to increase unless you're eating
freaking steak for breakfast, lunch, dinner.
Also expensive, no?
Yeah.
You could look at the root of a iron infusion.
So my level was 27, which in women now, it shouldn't be, below 30 is classed as low.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
But what upsets me the most is that, that reset.
did say to me like that's satisfactory.
I had a GP message me and say
because I've posted it was 27
that she would have a call with me
and tell me to put me on the iron supplements.
My GP didn't even call me.
So make that make sense.
Yes, so inconsistent though which is the problem.
Yeah.
And then if you weren't like you
who was really thinking
but I'm not really happy to accept
this and you would never have known this information.
The only reason I'm not happy to accept it Zoe
is because
everything else was normal
and for me that's the only thing off
I've been telling you now for weeks
I'm not been feeling good last time that happens
I was pregnant so like I know my body
and I know that's not I'm not pregnant by the way
no I know but that's what I mean like not everyone's like that
like I'm very lack of daysco in that department
you are and that's why I try and push on these things all the time
I'm like so you should get this tested
but the majority of the time they're so unhelpful
I get it it's such a shame that we lack that
what so I'm going to go and say I've got an ear infection again
and they'll say here's three days
these antibiotics. Like I'm fed up
and I'm giving me the same fucking thing. And that'll be harrowing
you gut health, Zoe. No, I know. It's a full
rounded in there. It's no great.
Speaking of. Yeah, speaking of. I got my clonic
irrigation. Tick off the 30 before 30.
Honestly, as soon as I walked out of
the door I got my note sap up. We were saying
like if Zoe's going to do a roundup, Rhea
or carousel of her
of her 30 before that, you're going to put your raw
asshole on the photo or a shit emoji.
I should take a picture of the tube
Yeah
How was it?
It was an interesting experience to say the least
But do you know what
It was manageable
I think I found it slightly less manageable
Than I probably would the next time
Because I wasn't having a good week
In that department
And I kept feeling the sort of urgency to go
So when she
Was doing
The actual thing
Yeah
I was a bit worried
that I was actually having to go
and not just feeling the pressure
of the water.
So, because what they do is
they'll put the,
obviously they've inserted the tube
and they've put the water in
but then they clamp it every so often
so that it stays in you.
It stays pressure and it's not coming in and out
and it builds up and then you'll say
okay like...
I need to go.
Yeah, let it remove the clamp.
But because I was feeling a bit
that's basically how I'd been feeling all week
I was having a, you know, clench every so often.
Yeah.
So I was about like I'm worried I'm going to basically
shart all over you.
Which, you can't know if you've got a tree up your bum.
No, I know, but I think if it was quite an explosive,
this didn't happen by the way, so no one's stress.
But see if it was quite explosive, it, maybe would.
Do you know what I would love if that AI generating clip
farming thing on TikTok clips this post of you?
Saying that shard, she'd even know what I didn't.
Anyway, it was fine.
And yeah, I would.
I mean, there was no broccoli, like, floating down the tube.
Yours truly.
Did see.
However, there was just a lot of, like, excess wastage and gas.
Bubbles.
Yeah, bubbles.
And after it, like, I had to go a few times, probably within a couple of hours.
But since then, I've been fine.
What, your stomach's back, you think you've had a little bit of a reset?
Yeah, I think it's been a good reset.
And she said it'd be good if I went in maybe a couple of times.
over the next couple of months
just to keep it going
and try and get it back
to like 100% full health
And you're going to get yourself booked in
for some lymphatic as well
as though we?
Yeah well
because I do enjoy that
Do a course of three
But yeah
I think the chronic
I mean don't get me wrong
It's uncomfortable at the start
because something's going
in your bum hole
And if you're like me
I only have things coming out
My bum hole
In this life okay
Same
But see if you are used to things
That's in your bumhole
It's probably even be that uncomfortable
probably be quite nice
you'd probably find it enjoyable
but yeah it was actually fine
I went to a woman called Sally Cullen
are she back
she's literally just off a Canaan Street right next
to Zima
yeah so it's literally right next to Zima
it's in like a kind of
a door that you wouldn't have noticed before but it's
couldn't be more obvious to you now if you're looking for it
and she's in the top floor show up and up the stage
because I hate a lift especially like a
a wee office lift at that you know what I mean
yeah those wee narrow
And it's like when you go to Ministry of Laser in the old place, do you remember?
Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, it was, I really recommend her.
Look that.
She was very knowledgeable.
She said she would let me know anything after that she thinks would,
like if there's any signs of anything specific.
But she basically just said, why don't you try the FodMap diet
if you feel you've got symptoms of that, which I've done it before.
It's just hard.
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
And try and take a probiotic.
Oh, getting epitome.
Sick of it.
Ain't working.
And it doesn't work for me either.
Doesn't work.
But then that's a thing though.
Yeah, it's got really bad good health
and prayerbostic statement.
Yeah, I know.
So, yeah, but I'm glad I've done it.
It was a good thing to talk.
I don't know, but so many people on the same.
So many.
I feel like I've actually got a lot of friends, though,
that really don't have wishes work out
and I just can't believe they live life like that.
Same.
Do you know what I was thinking would be fantastic
for us to do on an episode,
maybe the next couple weeks,
is we collate a list because the amount of questions we get is where'd you go for laser hair removal,
where'd you go for lip blush, where'd you go for you get your bum all washed, where'd you go for
lymphatic, where's the best MUA, hair, lashes, you name it. Let's do a full list of options for you
girlies to go to people that we've tried and trusted. Our service providers.
Yeah, because let's get it all in a list. We can add it to the newsletter, which is free for everybody.
And we can maybe save it somewhere. But, yeah,
I think it's a good one.
We'd give you different options.
Not everyone just in base in Glasgow.
There's people in Edinburgh.
I've been to places in Manchester.
Yeah.
Lester, London, like dentists.
You get loads of questions about your teeth.
Dr. Andrew, my friend.
Teeth whitening.
Maybe don't post your surgeon,
but I mean,
people need to do their own research
with that sort of stuff.
But definitely, definitely a whole list of places
that we can recommend to you.
Isn't it weird that I have with surgery?
So weird.
Like, see when you see other people talk about having surgery.
It's a big deal.
It's a huge deal.
You got your tits out on Friday night.
They were gorgeous.
That was no alcohol, by the way.
If anyone wants to see them on us, I'll show you just not on YouTube.
You just get them out of the next thing.
I think just because they're not, they don't feel like mine anymore.
I'm happy to show them.
I know they are, but you know what I mean?
They're made like that.
I know what you mean, yeah.
It's not like my natural that I hate.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's weird that you've just had surgery and then it's just over.
But it actually got me thinking that if you are really unhappy
with something
and you've spent a lot of time
thinking about it obviously
then why the fuck not
absolutely Zoe
I was saying it to someone somewhere
I can't remember where it was
and I just thought
it actually makes you realise
like see if I think about now
if I didn't get that
how unhappy I would still be
with that area of my body
yeah
what would I just live like that forever
do you what I mean
I completely understand what you mean
I feel like
we've said it million times
I think everyone should be
able to do whatever they want with their body, whatever makes them feel.
Your wee clear of the throat there was so ladylike.
Why?
Is it normally?
Yeah, and like you're re-handed up.
Sorry.
No, I know I agree.
So I think, fuck it.
I mean, obviously these things cost a lot of money and you need to do your research.
The only thing on the list that we're going to be talking about that is actual surgery
if you being put to sleep is it would be breast, but we're not adding that to
because you do your own research with something like that, I'm afraid.
I mean, I told you I went to Ross Hall,
so that's all you need to know.
You can look at people there.
But yeah, that's a good idea,
because people like self-care.
I just think it just might simplify things a little bit
because you do, you know, we research a lot into this stuff
that we go to.
Well, and it's funny because when I was looking to book a clinic,
I was like, where the fuck did I go for that?
Exactly.
And I know you'd been to someone.
I went to someone on Dunbarton Road.
she was great actually.
I'd heard of like a few people talk about it,
but when I actually was Googling it,
you know,
and it's just about overwhelming.
You know,
I don't really know what to do
about all this information.
I just want someone to tell me where to go.
Yeah.
So hopefully that helps.
And what we could do as well in the list
is we could link some of the podcast episodes
from aesthetic professional nurses,
people that are a bit more qualified
in areas that we're suggesting
that you can have a little listen to.
If you like them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Georgia, Izzy, people like that
that you couldn't have a look into.
So I thought that might be nice.
Let us know if you want that.
Lovely idea.
I went to see The Odyssey, by the way.
Tell us everything.
It was a good experience, long.
Is it?
Yeah, it's but three hours long.
Is that a bit long for the cinema, maybe?
Because you're never getting a bit
sore bummed in that.
Yeah.
And the seats that we'd actually booked
when I sat down and went to put myself back,
the recliner wasn't working.
Oh my God.
our killer. But we managed
to get moved but a few more people came into that
screen because it was then fully booked
and theirs wasn't working and they just had to deal
with it. Unless they wanted to leave.
I'd be fuming. I'd be absolute furious
because I was lying back feet up.
Anyway, it was a really good film. I enjoyed
it. It was interesting.
Actors were great and Hathaway
looks 28.
Oh, she in it is she? I don't know much about it to be better.
Her, Tom Holland, Zendaya.
Oh, right.
Matt Damon.
Robert Patterson.
Wow, what a mix?
Yeah, there was a huge mix.
He's not looking great, by the way.
What, Robert Patterson?
He's not,
does he not look great for the film, though, the role?
I mean, yeah, he's just kind of needs to look like a guy in it, really,
but I just don't know that he's just a vampire.
Yeah, this is the thing with like Daniel Radcliffe.
I know.
Oh, yeah.
We won't get us how he started on Daniel.
No, don't give me starts in time.
But, yeah, it was a good film.
I enjoyed it.
my friend Lindsay sent me loads of voice notes before I went because she went to see and she gets quite obsessed with things.
That's putting it lightly.
And she was, you need to know all this information.
I didn't listen to one voice because I was like, number one, no I don't.
No one else has said that to me.
And I came out with zero questions.
Like I have zero questions about it.
In my opinion, it's clear that the Greek god is about Greek mythology.
It's the Greek gods.
That's it.
Your fate, last.
in their hands and that's what the film's about and I have no further questions.
This is a really, really stupid question potentially. Is it a true story?
I can't you tell you.
I have no idea what this is about by the way so I don't know if that's a silly question or not.
I mean I don't imagine it is if it's well do you know what? I don't know because it is about a war.
There's a war before this film that there is a film about I think.
Right.
The Trojan, Trojan.
Oh yeah.
That, that's before this.
I'm sure that's a true story.
Oh, I'm sure, right.
Guys.
But I just do really come away from these things like just...
Like meh.
Yeah, like...
You're easily pleased.
The film was the film.
I just don't now need to go video about Greek mythology.
I just don't.
It's a little bit like the really sad court case that's going on at the moment.
Lindsay Clancy, everyone's like becoming completely fascinated
but they're going away
because it's a current court case in America at the moment
but everyone's really researching into it
everybody's like, did she do it? Did he do it?
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
So I just don't think I can't see you doing something like that.
I don't do anything like that.
Really, I said this my friend Lindsay
because then she actually, so Saturday night
we went and she was out
so I think a message was saying
I don't understand what you had questions about
Yeah.
Like to me,
I can get one to learn more about things
but it wasn't confusing.
Yeah, it didn't end up confusing.
She was like, I had questions like,
who's that, who's that, who's that?
And I was like, well, I don't know anything
about the specific Greek gods they were talking about
but like you didn't need to to understand the film.
Yeah.
So I've not came out of thinking
and I don't want to know about them
because I just don't.
But she then, because she was out
and like was drinking whatever,
the conversation like was quickly over.
And she mess with me yesterday saying,
I was just about to message you saying,
can we talk about the Odyssey more,
and then realise, don't give a fuck.
And I was like, but what is there to discuss more?
It's the same when I went to see,
what was the film we loved that?
I went to see in Australia with Molly.
Oh, I can't remember that.
Jacob and Margo.
Oh, yeah.
Withering Heights.
And Molly asked me about 40 times after it.
But what else did you love?
Like, say more.
But she's a proper movie buff, though.
I know, but I just loved the film.
Like, I don't.
have anything that I want to know, Google.
She was really pushy for me to watch Marty Supreme.
Yeah.
And me and Richard watched it.
It's free on Amazon, by the way, if you want to go and watch it.
And I completely agree with her that it's a really hooks you in, fast-paced movie
about a guy that played ping pong, right?
But it ends so abruptly, I'm not going to give you any spoilers.
But I had a thousand questions after that.
Like, me and Rich looked at each other saying, like, what the actual fuck?
But then I kind of just sat at my own thoughts and I deeped it.
I thought, these sort of films are the ones that win Oscars and win awards because they are
different and they sort of, you know, the way I think you win an award is where it's like
an unforgettable movie because of its weirdness, right?
Yeah, 100%.
It's done differently.
The director's been a bit brave or something or it makes you think.
And the way it ends, I'm not going to say, but like it does make you completely rewrite the
whole story in a different sort of plot.
Do you see it and definitely.
Of like why he did what he did or it's more about his character.
Yeah.
you sort of having to be left with to think about.
It's quite interesting movie worlds.
I think I'm quite good at,
and it's maybe a positive or a negative, I'm not sure.
You're quite good at just...
I kind of say it's a positive because, like,
we've all got lives to live.
So, like, I can just leave the cinema
and be like, that was really good film, would recommend.
And, like, I'm then going home and, like,
doing shit that's important, that, like, needs to be done.
I'm not going home and, like, sitting on my phone and, like...
You just not got one.
out of passion.
Like, oh my God, like,
it was the same we were watching Stranger Things.
You all in the group chat were doing my fucking tits in
because you were like, but how did
you get into the upside down? I'm like, because it's a
fucking program.
But what started
upside down? Like, how did it just end up there?
I'm like, because the producers just decided
one day we're going to do a program but upside down.
Like, there's not, there's nothing more to discuss.
Yeah, I do get it.
And don't get me wrong. See with it when it as
documentaries and maybe like Michael Jackson, right,
Things like that, that it's about something that's maybe real.
I probably do.
I will have a quick Google about like...
True crime and things like that.
Yeah, and like, dead they've kids.
What age were they when they die?
Like, how did they kill them?
Like, I will have a few questions.
But you're talking about things that just aren't real.
When it's just a film and you're just going to see it,
just enjoy it and then leave and move on.
Yeah, I like that attitude, Zoe.
Couldn't be more.
Like, it just isn't that deep.
Yeah.
A lot of films are not deep because they're films.
for a reason because it's not real.
Yeah.
I do know what you mean, yeah.
But I suppose there are people that I really love films
that it has to all make sense to them.
But I can kind of understand it if you're a pure...
Especially stranger things though.
That's something that is being in people's lives.
But unlike us, we watched it pretty last minute, right?
Yeah, they all together, kind of.
But somebody that's been invested in it for years of their life,
they want the answers, Zoe.
But there's a difference between answers as in like,
storyline answers, you guys were like starting to get into like production.
And I was like, end it here.
Like there was, there was some cross wires with the writing from the early days.
Yeah.
They fucked up there.
And it was like, but they didn't mention fucking so.
But it wasn't just our group chat.
It was the whole of TikTok, the whole of Instagram.
Where did so and so go from season one?
I was like, they get left in season one for a reason.
Like, forget about them.
We're on season six.
Yeah.
Just leave them in the past.
You are right there, Zoe.
We should all be more like you.
I can even know that.
It's really taken a term, this whole wedding chat,
guys made chat.
Right.
I have been asked to be a celebrant for my two friends.
The vast.
Yeah, they asked me weeks ago,
but I haven't been able to say because other people didn't know at that point.
By the way, that's what I make job say more.
Yeah.
So I've been asked to officially marry my two friends, Haley and Shiv.
They have mentioned it to me honestly the longest time,
Even before they were even engaged, they were like, we would love you.
Yeah, it was always a bit of chat.
Yeah, I've always been like really pro them being together.
I think they're wonderful.
They're just perfect.
They are literal soulmates.
No, I couldn't agree more.
And just there's just been a lot in their relationship that I think I've gone through with them.
Absolutely.
So they've very much, obviously, really want me to be a special part of their day.
They've got their own bridesmaids, whatever.
And they said, we really think that you'd be amazing to marry us to be a celebrant.
I think there is a lot of like legalities around it.
So we need to look into it more
because I might just have to sort of declare their marriage
and conduct the ceremony,
but I wouldn't be legally marrying them.
So you'd need somebody to come in and do that part.
Yeah, I was going to ask what, how that, yeah.
Or I could go and do a course and be a celebrant and do that.
So it's something we can look into,
but if anyone's been asked to do that for some friends,
give me some tips on how to conduct.
I mean, I know I'll be fine.
I think the one thing that I'm going to be a little bit,
because I'm quite emotional at weddings
as we've discussed.
Yeah, I'm going to try to attach their emotions slightly
maybe a bit, but also it'll be quite nice
that you're emotional.
But I haven't seen, I've asked to not see
their wedding dresses.
So I'm like, I know when they first both walk in.
Maybe you should see them.
No, I don't want to, Zoe.
No, I know, but you've got a job to do it.
Oh, it's hard.
But I think I'd be able to compose myself.
Obviously, I would if I'm up there.
It's not like, everyone's going to be looking at them anyway.
but it's going to be extremely hard for me to be like
see them walking like oh my god you look both amazing
and will you be standing there as they walk down
yeah I guess where um
I mean I guess I suppose if they do need someone
to do it legally maybe they would do that and then you would come
yeah so then speak around about their story maybe
it's more about their story yeah
and I'd have to go and visit both sides of the family
get all the stories together that's fun by the way
It's like a storytelling day
and I'm good at that
No, you are
So I think it'll be
It'll be fun
If you want to hire me
Let me know
Yeah maybe this will be
Maybe this will be in your career for you
No
I don't know
But I am
Yeah
I'm looking forward to
Obviously marrying my two
Really good friends
That's fun
Yeah
And they're just
It's going to be such a good day
They're actually getting married
At Bridge Gardens
Which looks beautiful
venue by the way
Yeah it does look
Really gardens
They're just hiring like two food trucks
It's not going to be
A Twilight wedding
But it is
in fact they are actually all getting married there now
that's all changed they're getting married there as well
because before they were going to get married
in the city chambers I think
have a meal to have a party
but it's all going to be there
nice but there's no sit-down meal
it's going to be fun and then
this is the Hendo that I'm helping plan as well
we've picked a location
I'll tell you after the pod
most people have agreed to it
a couple of people can't do it
so this will be my first experience
of being in a big group chat of a Hendo
I'm not like
organising it solely by the way
I'm in fact two of our best friends
are really on the ball with it and have done a lot
so we'll just me and my other friend
will do something special
what she wants us to do
there was a few tick lists
she listened to this podcast
I'm trying to be careful with my wordings
but there was a few things that we have ticked
off
as she end the chat or not she was in that
she created it and she left
okay fine
because of my other friend as well
obviously I'm her friend too
I'm not going on her hand do
because it's going to be at the same time
okay so
yeah
how exciting
but what a fucking ten of events
I've been asked to be someone's bridesmaid of the yorker
now I'm going to be someone's
fucking celebrant
next we just need you married
nah
one day
one day I'll get married
I swear you have to fuck if you're coming me one day
see I get married yesterday I'll be so annoyed.
I unfortunately think that that is what's going to happen Zoe
because...
At least tell me it's happening.
You'll be there.
You're doing great, sweetie.
I'm sorry to eat in.
I'm worried I won't be is what I'm saying.
Do you know what the issue I find with getting married right?
Is the fact that I've always been quite vocal if I do it
it would be quite intimate, right?
It's then I would then get carried away.
No, I know you've said that.
If I tell you would have to do it.
I know, I just can't do it.
No, but it's more like you would want to be.
intimate before you know what you were getting married like about white wedding.
And you know what I'm like that would happen. I would be in a big ball gown by the end of it.
No, I know. I fear I would be the same. Remortgage in my gaff and all that. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's
difficult when you know we do events and stuff to not have to add like X, Y and Z on. I'd find that really difficult.
So I think just to simplify it, you're just going to have to keep it really, really. It needs to be really small.
Yeah. Yeah. One day, who knows, things change.
Things change.
Look at me now.
Opinions change, you change your mind.
It's all fucking fine.
We can do that, you know.
It's not legal.
Oh my God, but she said that one time.
Oh my God.
How dare I?
Have a child.
Before we have some dilemmas,
I want to ask you a quick question
about your 30 before 30 list.
Are we the cordial right now?
Yeah.
All right.
I want to know exactly what's left on it
because it's your birthday in literally about two, three weeks.
And I want to know what Jason's getting you.
Isn't that scary?
Because you are going on quite a few travels over the next few weeks,
so it's good because at least we'll have somebody to talk about
some new interesting things on this podcast.
No, I don't like me at all me.
I do.
Right, let me get my list up.
I accidentally deleted it the other day,
but I could get it from deleted notes.
I was on my laptop and I like,
deleted something.
Do you want to know a tip Zoe about notes whilst we're on it?
You know if you type something in your notes and you accidentally delete it?
Oh yeah, what is this again?
Shake your phone and it comes back and it says undo and you press yes.
It's literally...
What?
Yeah.
What the hell?
Good tip for you all.
Right.
So left I've got Skydive.
Which you can't get in.
I can't get in before I'm 30 so I just need to book it.
So anyone listens to us like knows a skydye company.
Get in touch with Zoe and get her on a wait list please.
If you don't say it, I'll say it.
I might just book it like for 50 years' time and hopefully I'm going to be doing that on your 30th birthday.
Oh no, we can't because you're doing something exciting.
Read 30 books. I'm on book number 29 so nobody's stress.
I'm currently reading yesteryear.
Yay!
I don't know if I love it as much as other people do.
Yeah.
But I don't think you're meant to, you know.
Yeah, I think once it's finished, I'll have.
I'll have loved it.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Like loved the process.
But yeah, it's a quite a different book, isn't it?
It's very different and I don't really know where it's going.
It's going to be a film, you know, that's one Anne Hathaway's book.
That's right.
Or is it Reese With the Spoon?
In Hathaway.
No, I think it would be a good film.
It's just hard.
Sometimes when you don't have a clue where books going, it's kind of hard to stay.
Sometimes that really makes you interesting, sometimes it really makes you kind of be like,
just get to it.
cooking or baking class but we are doing a baking class
24 hour digital detox
where you'll read your 30th book
hard copy
yeah I'll need to buy
email and make a lasagna from scratch
easy
easy work
something that I'm going to need to change
is walk with the pigs that snout about
tell us why
because they've got no availability
no availability
and Dundee's quite a far
until next year.
What?
Yeah.
And you know what?
There's a few of things
that have changed over time on this.
Yeah.
And it's not in a
can't achieve manner.
It's just in a...
You've changed your mind?
Yeah, it's like...
I decided I didn't want to get
colour analysis done
because who cares.
Yeah.
And I can't remember
what was in there before
but I changed that to something.
Whatever it was,
I forget now.
And yeah, I think that's okay.
You change your meaningful piece
So you changed your watch to something.
To buy something meaningful.
Yeah, because you didn't want that watch anymore.
You're like, I like that now.
No, I know.
And I'm not going to then.
Yeah.
I'm not going to then.
Yeah.
So there's been a few edits,
but nothing major.
All the big ones have stayed.
Yeah.
So I've got one, two, three, four, five.
I think you've done phenomenal of it, to be honest.
So, do you know what?
I'm doing well.
You're a wee hen.
And what's Jason getting you?
He's taking me to Paris.
Oh.
We, wee.
we, we for the third time together.
We love Paris. It's giving engagement ring.
Just saying, it's not because it's my 30th.
So it's not.
When does that ever stop to man?
I don't know what it should.
Have you said that to him now?
No, but I know he's not proposed. I just know.
How do you know?
I just know it's not this year. I just know.
With the too much on, I just know that.
Okay, fair.
Anyway, and I'm fine with that.
Anyway, we were discussing this on Friday that is acceptable for a man to propose
on 30th.
And we've always historically said no.
Yes.
Right. And I do still stand by that, but I think there's a difference.
For example, if that happened to me in Paris, he's taking me to Paris former 30s.
So that's my gift. Yeah. Paris is my gift. But he's using this opportunity for a special moment in a place that you love to propose.
Yeah. So if he did do that, I wouldn't be mad at that.
The ring's not your gift. Yeah. It's not instead of a 30th gift. Yeah. Plus, as you said, a place we love. And I'm already there and I'm buzzing.
because it's my 30th and I'm in my favourite place.
Yeah.
So if that happened, I'd be like,
oh my God,
it's just like an extra thing
that's made this amazing.
Whereas if you wake up
on your 30th birthday
and you go through at the living room
or you're on holiday
and you go out to the beach
and then the presents of the ring,
that's different.
I agree.
I mean, but too fair,
what did he get you for your 30th
and you'd say he proposed?
Whereas if it was in my situation,
I would say he took me to Paris.
But on the flip side,
that's people,
wish that for their birthday's Christmas is for their eternity to have a ring.
Exactly.
If that's what they like, then fine.
But I think because if Jason turned round to me tomorrow and said,
I'm never going to propose to you, I don't want to get married.
I would say, no problem, I'm fine with that.
Yeah.
Whereas if you really want it, you probably would start to take it whenever the fuck they were going to give it.
We'll fucking take it whenever.
So yeah, I'm not bothered, but what we're doing is flying to Paris on my actual birthday.
Lovely. What a special day?
I don't think I've ever done that.
No, me neither.
On my actual birthday.
and I like my birthday so I usually I'd probably not want to go on the day
but the night before I'm going to go for me with my family
wake up go to Paris and then at night we're going to Mulan Rouge
I've never been there
you can have a great time I've never been to the Mulan Rouge
I've been outside and had a pick
yeah I've looked at it and thought wow but I've never been inside
I can give you some bars around that area it's really nice
yeah please do because it doesn't start until 11
and then you've got your birthday party
the next week which I can come to
I was going to keep a surprise
but I thought I don't want to make it about me
on the night so I'll tell you before
I mean it still wouldn't I made it about you
and it would be a nice surprise but I don't know
but wouldn't it?
We'd walk in like whoa like fuck off
No but I don't care about stuff like that
but no I'm glad I know
because then we can discuss
outfits and such you know
so yeah then I've got my 30th
at CC rooftop
I'm excited because I go to Buddha Press with my mum
anybody press recommendations please send them my way
I will have my child with me
and then I fly back
and I'm coming straight
to your party on that day
Whoa, party
Me and Rich
You'll need some of those
spicy marks to keep me going
Oh, the Paloma's all the way
You like the polona's there
A little bit of both
A wee mix
Yeah
But then actually to note
So this is the timeline
For everyone interested
Yeah tell us everything
Oh five of you that probably care
Is the South of France
Is first
I keep forgetting about that
Jess and I
And our friends
Are going to South France
No child
is coming on that trip.
Yeah, it's in no-child zone.
Zuzzo, no, no.
Zzo.
Zzo.
Zzo.
It's quite aggressive,
isn't it?
So we're going to south of France
and then I return from there
on the Sunday
and then my birthday's the next weekend
and I go to Paris that weekend
and then the next weekend
is the 30th drinks night.
Yeah.
So it's a busy three weeks.
And then you're done it.
And I'm done it.
Did you mum get you my work for you better at there or not?
Well, she was going on it and I couldn't decide, so it's not, but we might change that at some point.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Because I just don't have anything that I need or want from anyone.
Yeah.
So it's difficult, like, but she would like to get me something that maybe means something.
So maybe just something I can keep.
But then, what is that?
A theatre ticket that doesn't expire ever.
No, I know, just unlimited theatre tickets.
We went to see Mamma Mia the other night.
How was it?
Okay.
Oh.
You've seen it before?
Look, we've seen it before and it's a good night.
It's feel good, it's fun.
Is it?
It's good.
Where was that?
In The Kings.
However, I love the film a lot.
You do.
And I've watched it numerous times I could say every single line in the film.
Right.
Like, you could say it, I could and see it back.
Like, I really could.
And the show is just never going to be the film because it's not getting Meryl Streep in it for a start.
And it's just not.
not, there's only so much you can do on a stage.
So I think when you're really engrossed in a film,
it's hard for the show.
It's the same as Hairsby.
I don't really like Hairsby the show.
Because it's just no the same.
Yeah.
But I still enjoyed it and I think also
when it comes to musicals,
I like a musical musical that's like musical geek.
Yeah.
Because Mamma me is a film made into a show.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's just different.
Yeah, yeah.
But we enjoyed it and I'm glad I went.
I mean, I'll always go to theatre, as you know.
So, yeah, we did that.
but I don't know what my mum could get me.
It's difficult.
It's difficult one.
We don't need nothing.
We don't need for nothing.
I don't need a single thing.
So, yeah, we are going actually to see Burlesque at the theatre.
The night before my birthday.
No, two nights before my birthday.
And we're going to doong Casanzo before it.
Sounds like a pipe.
So, like, my mum will take me out for that and she got me the ticket.
That's nice.
Which is enough.
So, and me saying that about films and saying the show is never as good,
The burlesse show was really good.
But I'm not as obsessed with burles because I'm in Mamma Mia film.
But isn't Balas more about dancing and stuff as well though?
Yes, it's more sooty to a stage than what Mamma Mia is.
Like, Miami is beside the sea on a Greek island.
So I'd like to go there.
It's Milos.
It's not Milos.
Okay.
It's because with S.
Yeah, but there's bits of Milos I think.
Is there? And a lot of it's not actually in Greece at all.
Is it not?
No.
I'd like to do more of Greece.
though I think, definitely.
I feel like I've fucking done so much of it recently.
It's like in Thos, Gavallonia.
Gavallonia.
Gavallonia.
So we, I've got three, but we'll read out,
revenge or redemption.
And then for Patreon, we'll save holiday drama
about some girlies with somebody in a group chat
who just cannot make a decision about holiday.
And they're all at the whits end.
And the other one is subject, my partner.
partner's family.
So anyway, revenge or redemption?
Hi, girlies. I never thought I'd be writing in here, but here we are.
I recently ended my year long, on and off, relationship slash situation ship, whatever you want to call it.
This was after finding out he had, in fact, forgotten to mention he was still seeing his ex.
Jen's right.
My FBI skills were used for this one, lo.
I simply told him I knew everything, asked him not to contact me again and blocked him on everything.
I was encouraged by friends to contact his ex, which I did.
Okay.
Wow.
I like it.
She didn't seem surprised though and proceeded to tell me that they had been back in contact since September.
Wow.
Wow.
This is kind of in real time.
It's like almost a year.
It's been for the majority of your situation.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everything now makes sense and it seems they are back together.
Like properly.
I am turning 32 this week and going on my first solo holiday which I feel nervous.
slash excited for any tips welcome please send whilst i feel relieved the situation is over there is part of me
that can't help but want to seek some kind of revenge right he has a massive ego and i hate the fact
that he gets to just move on with his life after treating me so so poorly and wasting so much of my
time some friends have suggested posting him on that are we dating the same guy page okay
but is this petty do i just move on with my life and enjoy what's ahead do i need clothes
you. I must admit I haven't felt
this happy in a long, long, long time.
I still have a long way to go,
but the peace I feel not having to deal with
someone's crusty, dusty sun
is second to none.
Any advice, welcome.
Look, I feel like the answer's in that.
I do as well, actually.
You're already feeling
happy. Yep.
You've already cut it off.
The ex knows that he's been doing
both of you dirty, basically.
Time to move on.
Time to move on.
move on.
We all love a bit of revenge,
but I think your revenge was tell next.
I agree.
And also your revenge is you
living a happier, better, free life.
You're about to go on a holiday.
You never know who you might meet.
This is your revenge.
You don't need this guy in your life.
Agree.
Sounds like the new lassie doesn't either,
but...
No, I know.
I also feel like considering
you feel really happy
already,
then why would you waste any more time on this prick?
I agree.
That's my opinion, you know,
I think leave him in the past.
You know, yeah, you could do all those petty things.
You could go and put some sardines in his curtain poles.
One of the most iconic revenge stories ever.
But realistically, is that actually, ask yourself,
is that really going to make you feel better
or is it going to fill you with a bit more anxiety, a bit more drama?
You're then going to potentially have to hear from him again
and the new girlfriend.
I know. I know.
Who can be asked.
Well, you're just staying involved then, aren't you?
Yeah.
Wait, is we're not involved anymore?
Also, he could then,
say like you're being bitter, you're just like a crazy ex.
You don't want to that.
Leave with your head held high.
You did the right thing.
Move on.
I understand that he's got a big ego, but that prick will get his karma.
Yeah, exactly.
So don't worry about it.
Karma works in wonderful ways.
Absolutely.
And any tips for your solo holiday?
Oh, that's a good one.
Be open to have new conversations, be open to go into restaurants and have a booking,
even if it's like a really nice place,
go to hotel bars.
That's where you meet a lot of people,
lots of sex.
I also think in terms of actually
if you're wanting to do a bit of sightseeing and all that,
what I found really helpful when I was a wee on my own at times
was to put everything you want to do.
Yeah.
Whether it's in a day or over three days or whatever it might be,
even in a chat, CHBT, and say,
when and where should I do all this?
because there's nothing more annoying than going somewhere, doing something,
going to someone else and realising something else you wanted to do
was next to the fucking place you were in the first place.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
So I feel like when you're on your own and you've not got people to bounce off off.
Map on your Google Map.
Do all that so that it makes you up a wee plan.
Because I think as well it makes you stick to things
because it'd be so easy just to wander.
Keep yourself busy, make that itinerine, chuck a block it so you...
I mean, unless you're going to just lie by a pool for five days,
that'd be bliss as well.
And also fairfax.
Wow, but.
You enjoy it, sis.
You're 32.
You are literally living the best years of your entire life
without someone's crusty, dusty sun.
So you enjoy it.
And leave him in the past.
Don't concern yourself with him any longer.
From this moment on, from when you're listening, right now,
we don't speak about it again.
And your friends are just being funny and lulls.
Like, they just probably want to laugh about it with you,
see him on the Facebook page.
But realistically, it's not affecting them.
It's only going to affect you in the long run.
So let's move on, sis.
Yeah, it's not your problem anymore.
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