A More Civilized Age: A Star Wars Podcast - 35: The Obi-Wan Undercover Arc Pt. 2 (Clone Wars 83-84)
Episode Date: May 18, 2022Everything is going swimmingly for Moralo Eval's dastardly plan. Along with certified killers Cad Bane and Rako Hardeen (shh), he's escaped Coruscant, evaded his Jedi pursuers, and arrived on Count Do...oku's homeworld of Serenno. Now it's time for the real plan to begin: Everybody get into the box! What? Did you not imagine that the remainder of this arc hinged on a callback to a 1997 indie horror premise? Well don't worry, it doesn't. It was all a fifth dimensional chess ploy anyway. All according to plan. NEXT TIME: Episodes 85 & 86 ("Massacre" & "Bounty") You can support the show and gain access to a monthly Q&A cast by going to patreon.com/civilized Show Notes Bounty Hunter Deaths: Bulduga, Onca, Kiera Swan, Sinrich, Jakoli, Mantu, Sixtat The Cube Trailer Cad Bane Fancam Hosted by Rob Zacny (@RobZacny) Featuring Alicia Acampora (@ali_west), Austin Walker (@austin_walker), and Natalie Watson (@nataliewatson) Produced by Austin Walker Music by Jack de Quidt (@notquitereal) Cover art by Xeecee (@xeeceevevo)
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Let us return once more to a more civilized age, a Clone Wars podcast.
I'm Rob Zakney, joined by Ali Akampora, Austin Walker, and Natalie Watson.
So the last time we saw Obi-Wan Kenobi, he was deep undercover with a deadly band of criminals to infiltrate a plot to kidnap Chancellor Palpatine.
He'd been forced to fight his friends, to take part in murder and mayhem, and had to convince a suspicious
Confederate like Cadbane, that he wasn't a cop.
But now we hit the most iconic part of the classic undercover story that we all remember
from movies like Donnie Brasco and Infernal Affairs, the part where the hero has to prove
themselves by winning a contest that is a mix of American Ninja Warrior and Portal.
It's maybe no surprise that things get a bit weird here in the denouement of this plot
because the scheme has to fail, but fail in such a way that really leaves.
no mark on the story whose absence would seem odd in Revenge of the Sith.
So we get an action-adventure, it might be kind of a filler episode called The Box,
in which Count Duku and mastermind Moralo of all choose their kidnapping team by forcing
a bunch of bounty hunters to do battle inside a giant escape room slash Quake 3 deathmatch
map, with the winners getting a huge payday to join the kidnapping mission against Palpatine.
obi i cannot believe how much time they've set aside for this for this draft basically uh for
for this combine day uh obi won emerges as the mvp and this makes mara wall really weirdly jealous
prompting him to try and kill obi one but cadmaine saves him as a mark of their growing respect
as a reward obi won in surviving bounty hunters head off to the kidnapping job that we see in crisis on naboo
Crisis on Nebou
and we'll just cover the remainder of the arc
I think here up front
Crisis on Nabu features the Jedi and their allies
preparing to defend Palpatine
during Nabu's iconic
festival of light
while Obi-1 is made part
of the kidnapping preparations and attempts
to leak the details to the Jedi
but there are of course schemes within
schemes and as the Jedi play
cat and mouse games against the kidnappers
and red herrings abound
eventually the plot is foiled
but maybe it was foiled
a bit too easily
and we get the final reveal
which is that the plot was designed to fail
so that everyone would let their guard down
and they could kidnap Palpatine
out of a moonlit castle at night
and we get some of the weirdest vibes
from Palpatine that we have seen so far in the series
I cannot believe no one is noticing the expressions on his face
and we start to get
more signs of how easily
Anakin is nagged
toward the dark side
but eventually
they do manage to drive off
Duku and save Palpatine
and Obi-Wan
and Anakin
the super friends are reunited
and seemingly once again at peace
yeah
that's these episodes
do you just talk about
the box first. Let's talk about the box first.
Let's talk about the box.
There is an incredible sequence in the beginning of the box.
I mean, there's a number of incredible sequences.
I don't actually, let me slow down.
Because the box does open up with like everybody going to Serrano and meeting
Duku and all of that.
But actually, maybe the most important scene in the episode is not the funny one I want
to talk about or the other funny one I want to talk about.
It's when Yoda straight up says to Anakin, Skywalker, a powerful Jedi you are,
you're unpredictable and dangerous you can be to both your friends and enemies, which is what he
tells Anakin when he goes to talk to, uh, to Yoda to be like, yo, what the fuck? Actually,
no, he doesn't do that. He gets summoned by Yoda, doesn't he? Yeah. Yoda summons him and he
shows up and says, you summoned me master. And then he says to, Toyota, oh, we want, still alive.
And he's like, is like gesturing towards like, bro, what's up? And Yoda's response is to be like,
yeah you're you're very unpredictable you're very hard to track and you know obiwan needed to depend
on patience in this situation and i think that that's like it drills down like that's what
these episodes end up being really about especially the end of the next one is like oh
this is about Anakin slipping further from the Jedi and towards palpatine and in fact
I think I think the next episode is about palpatine shooting a shot and it missing
it's just
kind of presaging
everything that's going to happen
in the beginning of return
to the Sith
and it gets derailed
at the last possible second
but I think that's probably the most important
thing
what were our Yoda vibes
during this conversation
he's straight up with him
he is not wrong
that Anakin is unpredictable and dangerous
but there's no
and so
or like
yeah
because like
there's no it's just like
the fact that
people constantly talk at Anakin of like you are this way this is you are this thing you are
this unpredictable you are this like you know chaos agent and then Anakin's just like left to
sit with that and there's no there's a war on Natalie you know he's a grown man he's a Jedi he's a
Jedi knight he's not a paddle on okay but what's not dangerous and unpredictable
about what the fuck Obi-Wan's doing right now.
That's a different thing.
That's a different thing.
They're talking, like,
Yoda is made, like, Yoda's correct.
This is an accurate assessment of Anakin.
What Anakin's supposed to do here is reflect on this.
This is as close to, like, a straight-up, like, real talk.
This is why you are treated this way.
Like, this is why you feel like people do not trust you.
It is because they do not.
Yeah.
And it is because you have not earned that trust.
When it has been extended to you, you have fucked it up and failed it.
Anakin is supposed to sit there with that and maybe act on it and learn for it.
Like, this is a case where I am so on Team Yoda for this, where it's like, what are you supposed to do?
Like, this is, this is, this is the job, kid.
You know, like, you need to, like, learn to be one of the Jedi.
and like you will be included on these plots
but you're a little you're a little dark-sighted my friend
you're a little bit you freak us out just a bit
and also kind of fuck things up so
we killed your best friend but not real okay maybe that's part
that's the part where it starts to sound works yeah that's bad
I will say the context where all of this is like you know what I take it back
this is a great real talk conversation to have outside the high
heightened circumstances of so we killed your best friend and it depended on his like anakin
was a crucial point in this entire plan because it was on a hit on the validity of his emotional
reaction your unhinged dip shittery what's key to this entire listen if you don't want your unhinged
dip shittary to be part of the plan don't be an unhinged dipshit shit uh the thing of i think about
a lot of the last week is like they probably could have brought him in
on this plan, if they had been like, yo, we just need you to act dark-sighted as hell.
Yeah.
He'd probably be like, I don't know.
Or do you think he would have been like, no, because I'm not dark-sighted as hell.
I wouldn't ever do that.
This is Natalie's point that this is like a mentorship moment.
And like being honest and being straight up is one thing.
But to be like, well, you have to, like, he's not the only like flighty Jedi.
Like, has Yoda not
have to, had to pull people in before?
There are thousands of Jedi.
I think he's one of 20
who is like this.
But, like, why can't,
why doesn't he have the,
the, the vocabulary to say
also, you know,
I think that other things
that might help you.
I think that they're bad at it
because they truly don't deal
with people like this.
Sure.
Do you know, like,
who else is he dealing with who is like this?
Because Quinlan Voss is like this,
but he just doesn't do this.
he goes off and deals with his own shit
I mean we don't I haven't read those comics
It sounds like he does go off and do some
Like he has like a big undercover arc also basically
Right so like but I think that I think that in most cases
They're like all right you're a Jedi knight
You're kind of independent in a way
What will change is whether or not you like lose your Jedi ship
Which happens very rarely
Or you get brought up to being a master
Or you get retired to the archives or whatever
But like there's a lot of Jedi just on their own recognizance
like the one who recruited Asage Ventress, right, out there on the fucking wild.
So I think that there's a degree to which you're kind of like licensed to kill out there, you know?
Which is a problem.
This is not a way to run an organization.
Yeah.
I mean, but like you, but you can't, you can't, you can't use Anakin's own history against him in that way to say, you're dangerous.
We don't trust you.
We didn't trust you from the start.
You became, you were in this position.
Because, like, I mean, they didn't want Anakin to be a night in the first place, right?
Hold on, though.
Hold on.
You can't use Anakin's own history against him when the thing that issue is his track record.
You cannot use past behavior to predict future behavior and explain to people why they're their concerns about future behavior.
You can't do that, but you can't, like, you've had those feelings about him from the start.
And to not be able to be like...
And they've been right every time.
But what has Anakin really done that they know about?
He's moved.
That's a really good point.
It's like...
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, he's the like, give me your badge and your gun.
You're too wild, right?
People do keep ending up dead where other Jedi would not...
Would have brought them in.
You know what I mean?
Krell.
Alert.
Krell has been fucking killing.
Yeah, and he's dead now, so they don't have to worry about it.
Now, like, this is like, there's a episode of Seinfeld where Elaine, you know, fit.
She is, like, put on coat check duty at someone else's party and flings an expensive coat out the window out of spite.
And the host is like, you have to pay to replace that coat.
But she's like, but they don't know that I destroyed the code.
They don't know that I did that.
So where did they get off making me pay to replace the coat?
And I think maybe this is, this is the word thing.
there is a degree, there's a warped, like, sense in which that makes sense, where it's like,
and he was like, they don't know about that village full of sand people.
They can't hold that against me.
This is, I mean...
But that's why they just keep saying the vibes are off, and they are, and their power is
knowing if vibes are off.
Yeah, but they're so bad, and even think fucking Palpatine's right next to them, and they
don't know the vibes are off.
No, but this whole episode is about how they know that Palpatine's vibes are off, because they
don't tell him anything.
This whole episode is them being like, this whole arc is them being like, we cannot even tell
Palpatine about this shit because there's
shit just keeps getting back somewhere
I mean is the solution they should have just Truman showed
Anakin where like right after the funeral
everyone's like hey great job
Anakin you really sold the fact that you really think
Obi-Wan is dead but of course with your
extraordinary Jedi sensitivity you know that he's alive
on a secret mission for the Jedi yeah we didn't tell you
because we of course knew that you knew yeah and he'd be like
Yeah. Yeah, of course I knew. That's, yes.
That's true. I mean, I did get to the end of this five-episode arc feeling like, oh, this was all for the last five minutes of the last episode.
Like that, it was, everything felt like just a way in which to get to the beginnings of this.
of the tenuous relationship that we will see in Revenge of the Sith.
Like, this was the first time, like, the end of the next episode was the first time I was like,
oh, shit.
Like, we are getting to the point where Revenge of the Sith stuff is going to start.
It's about to happen.
Yeah, is influencing the relationships that we see going forward.
I, like, I felt like there was a heist done on me at the end of this episode, of the end of
the next episode, in which, like, I got halfway through the episode and was like,
this episode's over.
What the fuck is happening?
And then realizing, oh, okay, no, they have not forgotten this plot line about Anakin being pissed
and, in fact, are going to just do the beginning of Revenge of the Sith.
It was like, I appreciated that a lot.
And I'm mad at Star Wars.com for a thing about this.
I'm just going to read it now and get mad about it briefly, and we'll get back to the box.
I'm going to read you the summary from foiling a from Crisis on Nabu on their rewatch.
And I want to say up top, maybe it's written this way because it's part of a full chronological.
rewatch of the five original seasons of the show before the sixth season came out and maybe
they're like people might be watching everything in star wars chronologically so we can't reference
revenge of the Sith because it hasn't happened yet maybe that's why it's written this way
but this is also the person who wrote the episode recap that was like and mace windu had a lot
of wisdom for young boba fed at the end of da da da da so this person writes synopsis the chancellor
travels to nabu to preside over public ceremony guarded by Jedi Knights duku and his
hunters, including an undercover Obi-Wan,
launched their kidnapping plot.
Analysis. It turns out, Count Duku's plot
has a plan B and a plan C.
Layers to be peeled back to reveal
his final confrontation with Anakin Skywalker
in the banquet hall. The individual
Jedi's ability to save Chancellor Palpatine's
life twice in the same day, and
the deception of the Jedi Council by separatists
highlights both their greatest strength and
greatest weakness. Defenders of the Republic,
the former peacekeepers, are skilled
warriors and strategists, cutting soldiers
on the battlefield, as well as in more unique scenarios, like counteracting the political
assassination plot.
But they didn't foresee the way Duku would manipulate the situation, a sleight of hand
that allowed the Jedi's attentions to be diverted away from the real kidnapping taking
place, or his next move to strike when their guard was down, the security detail
satisfied that the plot had been foiled.
The end.
They don't mention at all the stuff with Palpatine and Anakin at the end of this episode.
They don't mention at all that, like, you know, that, like, you know,
The whole thing that is happening here, the actual heist, the thing being, the thing being stolen is not Palpatine. It's Anakin. This whole thing is rule of two. We're seeing it happen. Palpatine's, this whole thing, this whole four-parter is about getting Anakin and Duku in the room so that he can do the rule of two thing. And be like, all right, time for me to get a new apprentice. Anakin's going to kill Duku right here, right now. And if he does, he becomes Palpatine.
Apprentice right there, I guarantee it.
That's like, he's two steps away from saying, do it.
He's all the shit that, if you go back to listen to us talking about, Rwinter the Sith,
I want to say Rob maybe said, talked about the positioning that Palpatine had in that,
in that beginning of that movie when he was like being, you know, guarded by droids,
but really very clearly like standing like arms crossed very comfortable among, among them
because they're his droids.
All of that same blocking is all done here in that episode.
and it drives me crazy that the Star Wars.com recap mentions none of this.
There is not even one little nod to the fact that this whole arc ends up being about
Anakin's eventual slip to the dark side and the ways in which Palpatine is like puppeteering
the entire thing towards that end.
So that's my rant against Star Wars.com.
We can talk more in depth about those scenes when we get there.
Okay.
The box.
Funny scene number one about the box.
Is it the scene I'm thinking of?
You tell me, you tell me.
They land on, they land on Sereno.
Yeah.
Duku welcomes them is like, I see you have Cadbane here.
Hello, Val.
Who is this guy?
And of all's like, this guy killed Obi-Wan with a sniper, but, you know, it was, he killed
open one, whatever.
And then they're like, okay, we're going to do this little game and we're going to go in.
And then both Cad-Bain and like, it's.
and Obi-Wan, like, walk past Eval
and just, like, shoulder him, like, both at the same time
as they, like, walk past him?
I actually missed that.
It's very funny.
He's picking up on the fact that the power dynamic is shifted
because they're, like...
Oh, they get shit done, the two of them.
They're actually out there busing their butts,
and Eval is just sitting in the back, you know?
It's so funny to me.
It's, like, Cadbane does it first,
then you can kind of feel like,
Obi-Wan's like, yeah, fuck you, too.
That's so funny.
I did miss that.
Oh, boy, just going full in-character bounty hunting.
That actually, you know what?
That makes me feel a little bit better about his shift in this episode.
Yeah, me too.
I didn't pick up on that because so much of it is about the fact that, like, he isn't
shit as a mastermind.
He does not live up to the reputation at any point during the escape.
And so he starts to pick up on the fact that, like, the two guys who were like his
underlings, even though they were his henchmen, have reached the conclusion that he's an empty
shirt.
Yeah.
100% that's really fun
he's the last one to walk in behind all
the droids yeah the funniest
the funny scene that I the first funny scene
the one that I stopped watching this podcast at
was this episode at so we could
do this podcast with me watching it fresh
was a nice hat
where'd you get it says Cadbane
to one of the other bounty hunters gathered here
moments before shooting him in the
face and taking his hat
and then looking at Obi-Wan and going
what are you looking at it's a nice
hat
Was that his original hat, or is he just upgrading hat?
I thought that before, but...
Hold on, I need to look at...
Yeah, we need to...
We need Caddane hat comparison.
I think that is his original hat.
Are the implying it's his actual hat or like an identical make?
Who could say?
I think it's his actual hat.
I think it's his actual hat.
Because he lost his hat because he went to jail, right?
Right, right, exactly.
So, you know, it probably went up on like...
Bounty Hunter, eBay.
Or this guy screwed him over.
Yeah.
Took his hat.
They were doing a job together.
Then the second funny scene is the scene that just will not end where they start introducing the bounty hunter names.
I love this one.
I was like, time to write this down.
All right.
Kyrus Swan, two-time winner of the obsidian sphere.
Got it.
Derrone, known simply as the exterminator.
Sixthal, the outlands butcher.
Enbo, your bounty hunter tallies are second only to one last season.
Cad Bain, who needs no introduction.
Rocco Hardine, the marksman
of the marksman of Concord Don.
Jekoli, not for never bringing anyone back
alive. Unka,
or Onsa, you and your brother
have been a legendary team.
This challenge, the guy's, yeah, the brother is the one
who got shot. They got to the sad brother.
This challenge made proved difficult for you alone.
Twazi, your acrobatic is
what's there and you prays from Chancellor of Valorum.
Sinrich, Inventure of the
the holographic disguise matrix
and finally meant to
your people were once a peaceful
race how far they have fallen
what the fuck
this is the point of the episode where I was like
do we need to do a brother check it
because like why are you keeping
track of all these people why are these facts
in your head
the sneezing thing is so funny
like are there leaderboards
right yes I guess so
I guess so he just drops that
Everyone's like
Elo like
Resets at the top of each season
A hundred percent
DeCadbean by the Battle Pass
That's why everybody likes him more
He prestige that hat
Nobody else gets that fucking hat
That's why
Yeah 100%
It's just so funny
Because you've to understand that the camera
Is just switching between all of the littlest freaks
You've ever seen
Actually all of the biggest freaks you've ever seen
It's incredible
One little freak
Yeah there's one little freak
There's a motherfucker who just looks like
what if you did a human different in here?
Sinrich just looks like he's human too.
You know what I mean?
We got people with face tattoos.
We got people who are doing acrobatic tricks.
We got people wearing bandanas.
We got people with big old noses.
The thing is, this is Ocean's 11.
It is.
It's literally 11 bounty hunters.
And everyone gets introduced.
It's like, okay, who do we need for the job?
We need the acrobatics guy.
we need a hundred percent but then danny ocean goes and now you'll step into my murder box
because even though you would all help for this plan i actually'm going to kill you down
until we have less of you to work with but i so desperately want the the the the show of about
these 11 uh bounty hunters just doing heists and like i don't know ransacking that casino
at the end of uh that's in the sequel sequel movies like i just want i want I
want that. I want them in cahoots together, doing little adventures so badly.
It also helps, again, reestablish that, like, what's a bounty hunter and what's a criminal
in this world? There's, like, very little divide. Because they're all bounty hunters. That, like,
that season information is public, and what they do is bounty hunters is perfectly legal, right?
They work with the bounty hunters' guild. They're going after legal bounties. But, like,
they're signing up to, they're all willing, including Enbo, who last we saw defendants.
saving Asoka from
Trent Ocean killers
basically doing this
and then before that protecting that village for money
back in when we first met Embo
Now he's going to kidnap the chancellor
This is a big step between
their day-to-day bounty hunter stuff
and what this job is about
But it does make a lot of sense where it's like
if you view it as
like
it's a place where
the frontier is like actually limitless
and the state is not an inevitability
and so you're over here
you can be a bounty hunter
working for the law
you go over there
you can be an international terrorist
and over there a bank robber
and everyone's just aware that you're up to that
And it's like, yeah, you know, like, yeah, you're racking up, you're racking up mission counts.
You're grinding XP in these various contexts.
It's so wild.
And, like, you know, our real frontier story equivalents obviously have some overlap.
You think about people like Wyatt Earp who are like, yeah, like they did some law manning.
There's also like bounty hunting.
Like some dirt.
Yes, exactly, 100%.
Right.
And so that's kind of, there is, that does exist.
So I don't mind it.
And I do just love being with a weird mushroom-headed motherfucker.
I love that guy.
Who can walk through lasers or whatever the fuck his power is.
He's just floating.
Like, he just floats.
It's so cool.
He's a mushroom.
Yeah, I want more of, like, people were acting like I would hate these episodes after
liking the first two.
They're like, oh, yeah, you got to watch the next ones, though.
It's like, yeah, they're not the film noir thing that I loved about the first two.
Like that, or the face-off bit from the first one.
but like it's still a bunch of fucked up
little freaks in Star Wars doing
Bounty Hunter shit and this is my vibe
So yeah I think for me it's just like
If I'm Cadbane
No I'm not going your fucking box
Yeah I agree like I'm not like I don't think
I'm Cadbane
Yeah right
Like you've got my CV
Like you know my rate
You know
Like you can put the rest of these guys in the box
If you're serious about this
Like call me after
But don't wait
It's the thing
They're all like, well, I guess we got to, I guess we got to play along with the, with the dumbass murder game.
It's, no, you don't.
Yeah.
Also, is this what Morale Eval evolve does is build murder boxes for a living?
When did he have time to design this big murder box?
I don't know.
We should be clear.
It's just in jail.
Like, it's, yeah, it's a giant, like, multi-story box in the middle of Serrano that they load into, they get into, and then go from, like,
like little fucked up room to little fucked up room and do saw games.
It's, it's, it's like, it's like, also, uh, Evol shows up on the screen, like on the walls
as a screen like a fucked up jigsaw figure doing, introducing squid games episodes.
Like, it's so fucked up.
It's so funny.
You could invest those resources into just killing, though, Chancellor.
Like, what's, and is it like, did Aval design this and was like, hey, Duku, you want to see
this really cool thing that I have?
Or did Duku commission it because he's just, like, gone off of the rule of two
and, like, is missing Ventress and, like, the mall stuff didn't work out?
And he's like, I got to put people at a box and see who's the strongest because I don't know how else to function.
This is TV, I think.
Like, this is just, like, a funny little, like, fun time for Duku.
Like, I think Duku, he appreciates the theater, the theater of it all.
Like, he's watching the performance.
I think that entertains him.
Like, I do think there's a little bit of a.
just like
this is how they're going to spend
the afternoon
watching a bunch of
From Dugu's standpoint
none of it's real
so I guess
to an extent
does make perfect sense
that he's like
you know what
this kidnapping it's not real
the war not real
I'm just going to sit here
on Serrano
and commission a murder cube
and see everyone
run around it
and make ominous noises
about like tut tut
they're doing too well
with your cube
and make everyone nervous.
Like, none of these tasks have anything to do with kidnapping the chancellor.
They're all just funny little games.
None of them are like, oh, can you like convincingly trick a clone?
Or can you do, you know, anything directly useful to the mission we're about to do?
No, they're just funny little fun games.
And nobody, like, Obi-Wan is the one.
one who solves every single puzzle.
Yeah.
Every single puzzle.
Like, that's why I think I buy Cadbane being here because I feel like Cadbane's just like,
all right, I'm just going to vibe my way through this.
And like, I'm not going to lift a finger essentially, except for when he suddenly becomes
bros with Obi-Wan and saves him.
But I feel like, Obi-Wan, this was the part that was confusing to me.
Obi-Wan figuring everything out first
and then being like, hey guys, I figured out
helping people was like the dead giveaway in my mind.
Super giveaway, yeah.
I get it in the sense that like,
I think this is the problem with the conceit at the end of the day
is that like on one hand you're supposed to want to kill other people here
or let them die so that you get to be one of the five who goes on the job.
On the other hand, five people have to live to go through the job.
And so it's like, you do need to get some people forward.
I almost wish there'd been more like survivor style, like team building.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, like alliance making and breaking, where like he and Bain clearly by the end of it have decided to be like a pair.
But like, and obviously if the brothers had lived, they would have been a pair too.
But like it would be funny if there was like, oh, the acrobat and the and, you know, one of the other brother or like the acrobat and the and the weird.
mushroom guy like decided to be buds and like try to like team up to take people out or something then that would have made more sense to me and then it would have been obiwan like trying to save as maybe the people who aren't trying to kill him or whatever but instead it's just he's always in save everybody mode and you could have fun with the save everybody mode like i just flash back to uh one of my favorite um dormunder uh novels are familiar with the series there's a series of um like
comedy caper novels by Donald Westlake that started this like thief named Dortmunder
and the thing is like he's a master thief but everything goes wrong it's like what if
everything Danny Ocean touched like turned to legit shit and at the end like usually the book
ends with like lots of people going to jail you know the the the loot going to a third party
gets stolen but doesn't have their hands but there's there's a there's a story where he ends
he's like robbing some like robber baron ends up falling into the middle of this guy's like fucking coup attempt with like international mercenaries and to get out of it he starts like trying to unionize the mercenaries and he starts like just poking all sorts of holes in the plan of like we're going to get killed if we got here and do this and everyone's like yeah you know this guy makes some really good points like yeah fuck this is bullshit this whole plan sucks but it is the moment that he suggests like and you know what we're
We shouldn't even go.
We shouldn't even work for these guys.
It's the record scratch moment where everyone realizes this guy is not who he says he is.
Because if you're in this room, you're the type of dip shit who's like, and for all of that, I want that money and I want this job.
That's why you're there to begin with.
Yeah.
And it is, it is Obi-Wan being like, got to save everybody.
It should have raised some flags.
And instead, he just ends up being, yeah, the generous bounty hunter.
I think it does with Duku, surprisingly with no one else.
Right, well, like, the thing that ends up being revealed is almost that, like, it's clear that by the end of this, it's, it's, to me, it seems as if Palpatine knew that something was fucked with Duku's plan or that there'd be a Jedi involved in this.
He didn't know who the Jedi was, but Duku was basically on the lookout for someone who was in on it, which is why he gets the tracer and the,
the microphone in the next
episode, right? He literally does know that
it's that something's up with it. But the
thing that I just realized
in re-watching this
scene that follows
where
the gas scene
no. After the gas
scene when they're in the lightsaber room
yeah
it cuts to
Aval and Duku in the
observation room and Duku's like I
sent something different about that one and it's like
Obi-Wan looking straight at the camera
And he was like, oh, yeah, that's, that's, you know, whatever his name is.
That's Raco Hardeen, the one who killed.
Yeah, the one who killed Obi-Wan Kenobi.
And Dukha goes, Obi-Wan Kenobi, did Duku not know that Obi-Wan was dead?
Yeah, he didn't.
So the whole thing about it, depending on Anakin's reaction, literally doesn't, didn't, was not.
Not at the Duku level, no.
But that's what they said.
They said that it had to be real to sell it to Duku.
Well, Duku's not watching the news like they thought that they would.
It convinces Evol.
It convinces the people in, you know, the prison or whatever, you know?
Mm-hmm.
But not Duke.
Yeah, Evald thinks he's the guy who killed.
But not because of Anakin.
I think it helps sell it.
The word is out there that Anakin's busting heads, you know, breaking into bars.
I guess so, maybe.
Yeah.
Was it that they needed to make the sniper think that.
he really did it so that he could be like, I really did it in the bar, remember?
Yeah, it could be that.
You're right, though, that it doesn't make sense.
And I feel like the force maybe needs like a patch or something that you're, you're, you're,
Obi-1 is there doing force tricks the entire time and you're not like, hmm, that's
this is curious.
I actually, I actually thought he was holding back his force powers a little bit here.
Because he's like, there's jumps he could be making that he is not making.
here. I did, I did, when he's like jumping from the
lightsaber, uh, yeah, the second room is that there are pillars
pushing in from all around the room that have yellow lightsabers to
stab you with or orange lightsabers to stab you with. And Obi-Wan figures out that you
got to like platform the platforms. He realizes it's Sonic the
hedgehog, yeah. And he definitely could be doing like bigger flips and stuff. Like he
the way he moves from platform or platform is much more human-like.
than
he doesn't skip any
platforms for any of us.
He's clambering.
Watching him do it,
it felt like such a thing of like,
oh,
being a Jedi is living your life
on this weird cheat mode
because like,
not only can he like
sense which ones
are going to come out on time
and be like,
watch my rhythm or whatever,
but like he also had access
to an education
that let him be like,
well,
you could take the blood serum
or whatever.
He did.
He did.
He absolutely.
activated Safari Obi-Wan mode in that sequence.
Oh, that's a species that has this blood property.
Right.
But like, as Duku is someone who like knows, who should know that Hardin shouldn't have access to like that library, but maybe a Jedi would.
Like, why aren't you in that, especially when your face is on the fucking thing watching the fight?
Because I genuinely think that like at this point, he's been primed to just let the Jedi through.
That's why his gun only has one.
bullet and he has the recorder on him at the end.
No, his gun only has, wait, which gun?
His sniper rifle is only given one charge, one shot at the end of that thing.
Like, it's a setup on Obi-Wan.
Yeah, was that, yeah, I guess that was Dugu doing it.
Hmm?
Isn't that a VAL who does that to Obi-Wan and not Duku?
No, no, no, not in this episode, the next episode.
The next episode when he has the recorder in his, in his suitcase, it's so that, it's so
Duku and Palpatine, not Palpatine directly, but that side, the separatists can hear what is being reported back to the Jedi because they know that he's...
So, like, they want one of these people to be a Jedi because they want that intel so that this plan goes off without a hitch, basically, you know?
It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, give us a spy so we can bug your spy so we know what you're reporting back so we can play against you.
My feeling in the scene where it's like, and that's the one who killed Obi-Wan and Duke is like, Obi-Wan, I feel like that's the one of the game is given away.
Like Duku's like reaction to me at that moment suggested like he's not dead and I know he's not dead.
And now as I look at that guy, I'm increasingly convinced that's Obi-Wan.
It's true.
Because in the next observation cut we get, he's like, I'm thinking, you know, Hardin is really good.
I'm thinking Hardin should be the one to lead this mission.
So I think he's kind of singling out the fact that Obi-Wan should make it to the next.
next, like, to the final round.
Like, Obi-Wan should absolutely be a part of the mission.
But...
Instead, it sends Zvall Joker mode even more so than normal.
He's jealous.
He's jealous little bad.
We don't even need to go beat by beat here, but, like, there's a weird puzzle where
there's, like, a laser grid that's going to kill them, but the mushroom guy can inject
a serum to make him...
They keep saying calling him a gas bag, and the Wiki, or the Star Wars.com thing also said that
he's, like, a gassy person.
he's like a gas-filled, like, flesh monster, but he just looks like a spore person to me.
He just looks like a mushroom person to me.
Anyway, he, if he takes this juice, if he injects this juice, I guess, he can walk through
laser grids or laser walls without dying, and so he does it.
They get through that one.
And then the last one that we already kind of gestured out was, like, it's a sniper rifle,
or it's a shooting gallery thing.
And Obi-Wan steps up to do it after it, after it revealed that it's like, if you miss,
you die, and he does it, but then he runs out a bullet.
or energy shots or whatever, and, uh, and that is where he's like,
aha, you're gonna fucking die, Obi-Wan.
And everyone else is like, no, boo, boo.
Even if he was like, bro.
Yeah, stop being a punk.
Like, go fight him one v-one him, one-v-one him.
And then they one-v-one each other in like a maze and Obi-Wan can't pull the trigger
on, on Eval and let's another tell for sure.
Another tell.
And that's when Bain gets the job instead of Obi-Wan to be the leader, right?
Save him.
Bain does save him.
It's good.
It's like a, it's a rare, when do we ever see Bain saving people?
He's earned his respect.
And he saved Bain like four times this episode.
That's true, that's true.
But yeah, he's about to fall into some fire and Bain does the grappling hook to save him.
I think this is one of the things that doesn't work for me.
It's just like, I don't think the box is cool.
I just don't.
Like, the reason I bring a portal is the entire thing looks like less characterful.
like aperture science sets where it's like it's all like um like
cute like it's it's all cubes and uh like rectangles topped with like little geometric
shapes that just like roll out and redeploy uh this is this is a game tutorial like the first
test is how to crouch the second test is how to jump and the third test is uh you
item and then Fortess is is targeting is like yeah and then like melee fights yeah
have you all seen Cube the movie Cube from 1997 no have you seen the trailer for
cube no all right oh okay okay y'all so y'all don't know that that's just is there a reference
here this entire thing a reference this whole thing is just one big oh no here I'll link you
just the trailer to the movie cube it's a horror movie from 1997 in which people get
locked into this cube, like down to the mosaic work on the walls and the color work
and the way that it's like a bunch of people who have to try to like, I mean, it leans into
do you trust the people you're with and all of that? But like all of the traps, all of the
fire, all of the like crawling through little holes to get from place to place. It's all just
cube. Like it's 100% just cube. The whole movie of Cube, by the way. It's absurd. Yeah, yeah,
yeah uh-huh yeah the whole movie's just on youtube how it's even the same guy
which guy are you saying is the same guy the the baldy here is the same as a bald guy in clodores
they are the same they're very similar they are very similar uh you know it's a little bit
more like it's a little bit more fucked up because they're willing to like kill people in gruesome
ways because it's a horror movie um but this is what this episode was missing right
agree like it needed to be like these should have been yeah these should have been like way more difficult
fucked up like these were very I feel like the the knowledge that obi won had to figure this out
just within seconds of entering each like they just moved through them so quickly like there should
have been when the serum thing happened somebody should have taken the serum first and died
and then and then they were like okay well who
Who else is going to...
You know, like, that's the set up.
That's the horror movie version of it.
But, yeah, I just think...
They don't do that.
They don't do that.
These could have been cooler...
It's called between horror and heist in a way that they can't really work out what they want to do.
Yeah.
100%.
Um, I do have one more thing before we leave this episode.
Yeah.
Because I don't...
I stumbled into something.
You may have seen my face contort moments ago.
I'm going to screen share, but I'm not going to screen share the thing that I'm actually looking at.
I'm just going to use this.
screen share to hear audio. I was going to make sure really quick, can you hear, can you hear audio now?
All right. That's funny. Yeah. Is that? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So I'm going to do two things. First,
I'm going to read, I'm going to read how I found this. I went, I was on the Moralo Eval Wikipedia page.
There's a quote here from Stephen Stanton who voiced Maraulovall. He says, like I said,
Dave Filoni is one of those directors, and most good directors do this. They let the actor give you
what they come there with, and then they start fine-tuning the performance if it's going awry.
Morali Reval was much like that.
He's really this insane madman, but he's trying to contain it.
That was the way I did it.
If you were watch my body language while I was doing this character, my shoulders were scrunched up,
my hands were all curled in.
My body was contorting, which you have to do.
You have to get into the character physically.
Otherwise, it just doesn't play right.
Then, there's a whole big long thing that kind of repeats a lot of that,
but from the third person
where it's like,
Stan enjoyed portraying Evol
and focused on the unhinged
and psychotic character.
It was one of his favorite
Star Wars performances, blah, blah, blah, blah.
At the bottom of this behind-the-scenes section, it says.
Throughout 2012,
Stanton served as a frequent guest
on The Force Cast,
where he voiced Eval
in a recurring segment called,
and I'm not going to read you what it's called,
I'm just going to hit play on the first of these.
Masterworks Theatre presents
Bedtime Stories with Moralo Evol.
Hello, kiddies. This is your old friend Moralo Evol with another bedtime story.
Well, this is one of my favorites. It's called Little Miss Muffet.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuft, eating her curds and way.
Along came a spider, and she ate him too.
You have to admit it makes you hungry, doesn't it?
God, where's my dinner?
Well, until next time, kiddies.
Oh, my God.
This is Moralo Evol saying, good night, and don't let the bedbugs bite.
This has been bedtime stories with your host Maraolo Evolve and cell block 23-inch.
This video
Is that
So many
Is that actually
The Morello of all voice?
Yeah that's him
It feels off
It feels off
Yeah well
He's doing it
And do a podcast mic
You know
No post processing
This video is 30 minutes long
He does six of these
Including the things I don't
I've never heard
Why is it doing
Nightmare before Christmas
Oh
Well
And Jim
I
Well you know him as Moroll
of all we call him Uncle Moralo.
I don't.
But, you know, he's the kind of character.
He just want to crawl up on his lap and hear a good story.
No, no, he's not.
No.
Well, actually, we have...
Is this the number one?
Star Wars podcast?
The latest Uncle Malo
bedtime story right here.
I think it might be.
And this is Christmas 2012 edition.
So let's everybody, everybody get together around the fire.
2012.
All right?
Everybody there.
Get your egg dog.
Uh-huh.
Get your fuzzy slippers.
and let's listen.
We're not going to listen to this whole one because it's long.
Did they do this?
Once a year ever.
Masterworks Theater presents.
No, I think they did it six times in one year.
The night before Christmas with your host, Uncle Marallo.
Greetings, younglings.
Your old Uncle Marlowe is enjoying some quiet time on this very special evening.
Is your Christmas yet?
Just Santa Claus come.
Can we open our presents?
Come down, Jubby.
It's still the night before.
Why is churned up yet?
That's debatable.
Why don't you all sit down?
Pour yourselves a hot cup of cinnamon, old spice,
and I'll tell you the story of the night before Christmas.
Well, hold on.
R2D, joy, get over here.
Uncle Moe's telling a story.
Examinate.
All right, we're ready.
It was the night before Christmas.
When all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
I hope this doesn't get twisted.
Bring me a genuine Darth's mole lightshaber with motion-sensure action.
Oh, you'll put your eye out.
He's right.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar-plice.
This isn't the voice.
He's lost the voice.
And Ma in her kerchief and I in my cap had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
I didn't know there was a Mrs. Moralo.
Okay, I'm done.
Okay, this is literally, I don't know if y'all have been to Disneyland in Christmas time
and gone on the haunted mansion ride, but this is literally the V-O while you're going through
because it's Nightmare Before Christmas themed.
And that, it's like that, that is, the morale of all voice he's doing here is the voice.
And they talk about sugar plums and they do the night before Christmas whole thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, this is why we don't get voice actors or, or Clone Wars people on the pod because we don't, we don't let them do bits where they tell bedtime stories.
I was going to say instead of rebels, are we doing a starcast, listen to a long podcast after this?
Maybe, honestly, because if they're getting voice actors doing bits, missing out.
Anyway, yeah, he would read children's stories and nursery rhymes and he follows voice,
often with humorously dark commentary or rewording.
This is the TikTok where somebody turns around to someone's like,
hey, do you mind if I play some, like, you know, bedtime sounds before we go to sleep?
And they're like, yeah, of course, of course.
And they're like, okay, I'm just going to start playing morality.
It's the
Marlon ball
Pass the ox cable
Yeah
Uh huh
Anyway we have one more episode to talk about
The last thing
The last thing I want to say about this one
Very very briefly
Is I think the most
horrifying part of this whole
The Box episode
Was in the fight between
Obi-Wan and Moral
Um
Moral's face is like
Super bloodied
Yeah
And it's really like
It's freaky
It's like it's fucking
up. And I appreciated that
they did that. Yeah, it was a unique one
100%. I have a couple of
other pieces of bad trivia. The character
Kira Swan is a nod
to Kira Knightley's Elizabeth Swan
character from the Pires
in the Caribbean movies. Her accolade two-time
winner of the Obsidian Sphere
is of course a reference to
the Black Pearl, the ship
from that movie.
And then
is there anything else here worth saying?
Yeah. Oh, that
That gas chamber was supposed to be water
and not gas, but they didn't know
how to do water yet. They couldn't figure out
water was just too expensive, or they didn't. They hadn't
solved water, is the quote.
So, fair enough.
Fair enough. Yeah.
They do the whole season, the whole season
opener on water, but maybe it's different
if the whole thing is underwater. Yeah, then you're not
seeing air
and water. You're just in
water. Yeah.
Wow. I do
I want to give a shout out to one
question asker on our Patreon
we had a question a while ago that was like
isn't it weird that Obi-Wan can shoot so good on Concord Don when he hates
guns and he sure does consider himself the marksman of Concord Don
doesn't he?
Wait, what is Concord Don?
It's the, isn't it, it's the planet that they were on?
It's like an offshoot of the Mandelaar planet.
I think it's like a one of theirs and I think that's where
the Death Watch
base was, yeah.
Right, sure.
Anyway, someone in the writer's room
was also thought that was funny.
That's very funny, yeah.
Crisis on Dubu.
Crisis on Nabu.
What?
Okay,
and this is the thing that keeps
being like, what is
happening in this arc of being
like, how much
of the Jedi, like,
general, like, seat of power of the war here is involved in this issue and, like, very, very
concerned about the festival of light on Nabu going smoothly?
It's like a C.W. show where it's like the big party has to, obviously, we can't postpone
the big party.
Yeah.
It's wild that they commit to go.
They're like, well, we didn't stop evil morale, but we're still going to slit Palpatine.
Palpatine's not going to go do this.
We know that he's going to hit, for sure.
We know it.
We could just have him appear by holograms.
No.
Holograms exist.
Holograms exist.
They literally already had this whole thing with Padmae.
They did this thing with Padmae.
Yes.
Not only do holograms exist, but shadow holograms exist, whatever the actual name of those
things were, the thing that the guy invented.
Oh, yeah.
The holographic disguise matrix matrix.
exists. The Jedi should have gotten one of those, put a Jedi in one of them, and have
him go as Palpatine. They can't have Mace Windew go in the Palpatine force thing that
apparently about to like bounty hunters have access to, but the Jedi could not even consider.
Okay, so to be fair, Sin Rich, the guy who gets the big nose guy last episode, invented that.
So maybe that's the thing that they say. That's like that's his little line when they introduce him.
He's like the inventor of the holographic disguised matrix.
Yeah, they took his shit.
They were like, yeah, you have to give us five of those for the mission.
But, uh...
And then go to our funny little game.
And then go to her cube.
He invented the thing that the mission relied on, but they were still like, funny.
You're not on the mission.
You got to go into the box.
You're going to prove yourself.
I already proved to myself.
That's fucked up.
It's fucked up.
It's fucked up.
It's fucked up.
The people who end up going on the mission, the, the crew.
crew ends up being Obi-Wan, Cadbane, Daron, the gas bag guy.
Who else is, like, on the mission?
Mar-A-M-A-M-O-O-W-A-V-L, and Embbo.
And the Afrobatz.
Oh, is she on this, too? Yeah, so she makes it, yes.
Embo has, like, the hat that he can throw, and it makes, like, a cool noise.
It makes, like, a springy, sordy, new-type-y sound.
It's good.
I love that gas bag when they're starting to, like, infiltrate.
Nabu and
get into like the back
warehouse rooms or whatever
like he just goes like
and scares
he just scares people
yeah it's so funny
and then Cadbane drops
well hello there
which that's an Obi-Wan reference
that's an Obi-Wan reference
I caught one of those finally
and I was like
I'll take it fine
since it's good one's all right
that one's there's a little twist on it you know what I mean
That's a reference to a little bit of lemon, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll take it.
I don't have much about the plan intro where everyone's standing around the hologram.
It's just like...
Well, especially because it all gets discarded for the most part.
Yeah.
And I think this is, again, like, maybe one of the things that makes it less satisfying is the heist, the heist episode, the heist movie, the, like, almost satisfying ritual.
in how it unfolds.
And here it's just not constructed that way
and because they're also doing a bit of
like wheels within wheels,
but it's in the format of we have 22 minutes
to get all this across.
So it ends up pretty vague.
I think, you know, question one is like,
why, like, Duke who's leading this mission himself?
Like, so why is, why do any of this
if you're just going to, like, show up
and handle it all personally?
But obviously the real reason
is he's got to make sure this entire,
red herring endeavor goes off.
But yeah, it's, like, there's just not a lot of satisfaction of, like, seeing the plot
laid out and then questioning how it's going to be foiled, because it's all very hand-wavy
in terms of how it's going to go.
They're each given an iPad that has, like, that will update with their mission as they go,
and you don't really get to follow anybody else's stuff.
And also, there aren't, it isn't like a big multi-step thing.
They set it up and just like, okay, step one, you're going to do this.
Then step two, your iPad will tell you.
And it's like, no, not really.
The plan is, Obi-Wan stands up there with a gun, everybody else goes to the event, and they do a body swap.
That's the whole plan.
Yeah.
They like set a bomb off or they blow up a thing.
They blow up the ray shield by using the guy who can step through lasers to like reach his hand through the ray shield and like hit the blow it up button, I guess.
Then why wouldn't he have just been auto on the team?
He should be on the team.
Right.
Like if that was a like when did they solidify this plan?
because it feels like every person...
I think after the box, right?
Maybe.
I mean, again, that only supports more my theory that this was just funny little TV time for Tuckoo and...
Yeah, 100%.
But it's weird when it's like, why'd this get an episode, you know?
And the plot is like, it's all...
They're big like, man, we need the best bounty hunters in the galaxy to abduct this sectarian
off a balcony.
That's basically it.
The big gazebo job is coming, gang.
We need to get ready to hit that gazebo.
Also, he wants to be kidnapped.
Yeah, he's like, oh, no.
They don't know that.
It's got to look good.
But Duku knows that.
Duku should have just hired whoever the fuck he wanted.
Yeah.
Duku should have hired a bunch of slubs.
Paid them less.
I guess they don't get paid in the end anyway, right?
Well, he wanted to witness the box.
You're right.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was his own pleasure.
He's got a...
Palpat didn't even know about the box.
Yeah, he's got a black card.
Yeah, exactly.
With no supervision.
No, I was just going to say, I guess Natalie's right because, like, it is a tutorial
in that Duke who needed to be like, I need to know that this guy knows that he can reach
through lasers.
And I'm going to put him in the boss.
So he can do that.
Or maybe it was the thing that, that Obi-on said, where it's like 50% chance if you've
got the right blood type, so they're like, all right, let's see if this one's got the right
blood test. Although they could have just done a blood test, I guess. He could have done a blood test.
He's an alien species that if he has the right type of blood, he can take an injection that
lets him breach through ray shields. It's very silly. 50-50 chance. There's a line early on
in this when Palpatine arrives flanked by his normal people, like the big guy with the
horns, and then Mace and Anakin, and Asoka is there. And he's like, I think the amount of
security that's accompanied me is overkill, which is like, one, it's very funny to hear Palpatine
say overkill, this very, like, colloquial English term. But also, it's like three Jedi.
You're the president of space, my guy. There's like no security. People are just in the background
walking around in this scene going about their business. They don't even paying attention to you.
There's no security here. Right now. Right now. Right now. It would be done.
Also, just the weird thing, I am now curious that they're on attention to it twice here.
the red-armored oh god of these
is this the forerunner
to Palpatine's red-cloaked personal guard
Oh maybe that's what they are
I've been wondering what their deal is
It's a bit underwhelming because we also saw them
As prison cops
Right
In the pre-like I can't remember if the guys actually
In the prison were wearing the red armor
I know the guys who took custody of
Of Obi-1 were in the red armor
No they were in the red armor in the prison too
The ones who, like, came to evolve.
Apparently, these are shock troopers.
But, yeah, they also performed duties as bodyguards and Republican officials.
You can't water down the mission like that.
They're not going to, they're not going to be ready to roll on the big missions.
Yeah, here we go.
They were trained as elite shocktroopers specifically for deployment on the planet at Corrassant
and to provide security aboard Republic starships there as well as in a few other select core worlds
the clone shocktroopers, so primarily a security police for a public government buildings
and his prison guards.
So it's literally the same group.
So they're not, they're not like shocktroopers, like, elite, like, private soldiers.
It's like, it's like Bortak in the United States or something where it's like, yeah.
Though I do wonder, is there a sort of like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we need some shocktroopers for home,
just in case some stuff happens.
So I bet they're really useful during Order 66.
I bet they're real useful for like putting down rebellion very quickly.
No,
I mean,
this is like customs border patrol is like we,
of course we need a paramilitary force that's heavily armed.
Like obviously we got,
you know,
we need commandos.
So yeah,
I guess that's what they're sort of alluding to there.
I think the other thing is,
it's just obviously it's important.
Like we go to Naboo because Nabu is one of the places we go.
You know what I mean?
And it's from there.
Right.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
Why is it important?
It's pretty.
I like Theid a lot.
I think all this stuff with Theid is really pretty.
I think that it's funny that we get all this shit about the history of Nabu, and there's
like a total of three Gungans at this event in the background.
There are more Namoidians from the Trade Federation in the middle of this event where
the speech is being given than Gungens.
There are zero Gungens at the actual speech.
It's so funny to hear them talk about like the bright past of the bright future of Naboo after
there used to be a plasma mining city or whatever.
And, like, you didn't invite, you didn't invite Jar Jar to this?
You didn't invite boss, whoever, Boss Leonie didn't get to come out to this?
Yeah, I thought they were like a united planet now.
No, apparently not.
Well, I mean, Nabu, I mean, the Gung-Gins did almost revolt, like, a few episodes ago.
And rightfully so.
Rightfully so.
But maybe, maybe, I don't know, maybe the Nibu Queen.
caught whiff of it and was like
they just don't fuck with the festival of lights
that's on our holiday yeah yeah it's true there true true true
that dude is here the dude with the beard from episode one
which guy he has a name but no one knows no not of us know his name you know what I mean
a gungan no no the human dude there's like a human dude who's like an attache to the queen
oh right he has like the purple on you know I wrote his name
Because I was like
Who's this guy?
He's in those
Sometimes you can see
A Clone Wars design though
And be like
They design this off of a person
In a movie
They didn't design this whole hog
Yes
His name is C.O. Bibble
So feel free to Google
C.O. Bibble
at your own recal
on your own recognizance
So
I think the next
Like big sequence is the whole
Like what's going on with the plot
Like Obi-1 calls in
like on the DL
about like I'm you know they got me up
on the sniper's perch here I'll you know
here's what the game is
but again like I just
I think the scene just doesn't have much
dramatic tension with the whole like
he's trying to figure what's going on
through the rifle scope and like we've seen
like there's a bit of rear window there
there's like it's trying to get
you know try to see the horrible thing
before it happens but again
all of this is taking place
in a location
the size of a post stamp
Like, literally it is, oh, man, like, what are they going to do?
The entire plot hinges on them being a few stairs down below the eye line of the people on the balcony.
Like, it's just, it's very silly in terms of like...
It's very playing a hitman level and being like, if I stand right here, no guards can see me.
And I can, like, if I just jiggle my joystick, just right, I can reach the interact button without breaking the plane, you know, and activating the next thing or whatever.
But they really left the shield generator, like, just on the side.
Like, it looks like some little battery on the side of the, like, it unprotected.
That's video games, baby.
That's like dishonored where it's like, don't leave the whale oil tank next to the security fence.
I hope nobody can get to this.
It is very funny, the degree to which is just like a big, a big, portable Jenny.
Yes.
Like, the most, you know, as long as this ray shield.
up. He's safe as can be.
Nothing can penetrate it.
It's a Dyson vacuum, basically.
It's like a dirt devil.
It's bright yellow, too.
That's his weak spot.
It's so funny.
It could have thrown like a camo over it or something.
I don't know. I just, I simply would have like, or a case, like a box around the box.
I don't know.
We already had the box. That was last episode.
The shot, the shot a little flipper, though, tentacling toward the, is very funny, though.
that the entire, their entire plan to keep Palpatine safe is just undone by the fact that we just didn't think somebody could reach far.
We just really didn't think someone's being able to just like sort of push through and waggle toward the switch.
God.
I mean, what if, what if, if they really wanted to do like an attack on Nabu, what if a ship just landed and threw bomb on?
They would have, they would have probably busted that up, right?
they would have gotten, like, there's anti-aircraft shit around Nabu.
They would have gotten shot down, presumably.
Yeah, that's right.
You got to be on the ground.
You got to be on the ground.
You got to get there.
I did, I did, however, want to shout out, not shout out, but I found interesting during his speech.
First of all, they make him, they make him activate his own fireworks.
Palpatine has to hit the fireworks button after he delivers his speech.
But then the fireworks go up, and they're this, like, wild, multi-step thing of, like,
big explosive
some of it
is literally like
just regular fireworks
but some of it shows
like the history of Nabu
over a period of time
and the thing that that is
is I'm going to read these
because I'm sure other people listening
were kind of curious
the fireworks
the fireworks and holographic display
were meant to describe
the history of Naboo
images from left to right
symbolize the crash
of the Grismalt colony ship
which is that symbol that keeps showing up
that almost looks like a Florida Lee
that's a colony ship on its side
Quilon's discovery of the world
a nomadic tribe venturing into the Gallo mountains
and then the second set is
like them finding a farmland
and the farmland being you know
turned into a farm and a village
and then the village turning into the feed
so it's interesting to see the way that they conceptualize
their own history here you know
they do think about themselves as like
survivors of a colony ship crash
that then colonized this place
or like settled in this place after this crash
800 years ago or whatever, you know.
They had it rough.
They crashed landed into a land-a-lake's box,
and only the heartiest survivors
could have made it go of it in this river basin.
Where are the Gungans in the story?
Who are Gungans?
What's Gunga? I've never heard of it.
By the way, I feel like throughout this,
there's so many different characters here.
They've used different sets.
they haven't used before
that like
facial models
and the way they're lit
is really inconsistent
but I do think
in the crowd shot here
we do just hit
rock bottom
with the clothing texture
on some of these characters
there is
there is what I swear to God
looks like a
a nutcracker
outfit
the character
like a character
just got to paint it on
nutcracker outfit
that he's wearing
in the background
yeah
I think I saw
that same person.
It's some rough stuff in here.
Though I guess, you know, it does help.
Why were they so vulnerable to hollow projected, like, outfits?
Because this is what they're wearing to this.
This is what they're wearing, yeah.
Yeah, we should say that all of the bounty hunters have on, like, fake Senate guard uniforms,
basically, the blue, the blue guards.
Or they don't have those on.
Because getting those would have been not cool enough,
so they have holographic projected versions of them.
I didn't pick up the inventor of it was murdered in the box episode
so that they don't have to deal with the ramifications of
they created the deadliest stealth impersonation.
Like this technology is like a grenade tossed into the Star Wars setting.
Like if this exists,
absolutely bonkers shit is possible you can literally get away with anything.
Unless the guy who invented this masterpiece of Descartes.
guys just randomly eat shit before he can ever make device number six he do too much this is
actually how they made the box the episode of the box they were like we know we want to use
these holographic disguise matrices matrices for the final episode but what do we do because we
can't have those exist what if we do the whole other episode where that guy just eats it
he can't be the one who got shot for wearing a hat though like you got to do a whole
episode about you got the whole episode yeah uh-huh oh it's when does you
He gets got in the lightsabers.
It's like a very uneventful getting.
I'd say they're all pretty uneventful.
No one cares about those people.
He's the first one with the sniper though, right?
And he gets in that shot wrong.
Oh, that's what it is.
Is that what happens?
And then he gets dropped into the fire.
Damn, they burned that dude alive.
He invented the shit that they needed for this whole thing.
Yeah, and they burned him to death?
That's fucked up
That's fucked up
Don't invent stuff
And tell people about it
No
Don't post it
No
No invention says Natalie
Oh no that's not him
That's not him
That's not him
That's six tat
The guy who's six tattoos
I suspect
The guy who invented it
Is the dies earlier than this
Is the short king
It's the short king
With the big nose
And the big face
Sinrich
Sinrich
name I keep thinking is the same as the
Mission Impossible guy, Kitrich,
which is different. But
shout-outs to the first Mission Impossible movie
slept on. I know they made like six more
after that, so you'd think maybe that wasn't slept
on, but it's actually deeply slept on. Yeah.
I think this dude dies in the gas
because I don't see him throughout most of this
movie. But no, everyone survives the gas. That's what they said.
Does everybody survive the gas? Oh, you're right. You're right.
You're right. You're right. Dugu's like,
what the fuck, man? Like, everyone survived
the first one. It's not very impressive.
Like...
Yeah, right.
He's like, well, not everyone's going to survive this.
Oh, I believe he says,
your box has not appeared to be
as much of a challenge as we thought.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Uh-huh.
He dies before room three.
I don't see him in room three.
I think he has a very uneventful death in the
lightsaber room.
Like, I think...
The box gets him.
Yeah.
The snail man.
Oh, holy shit.
What?
Okay.
Go back to the box.
Everybody go to the box.
Everybody go to the box.
Everybody go to the box immediately.
I'm going.
Are we on the box?
Hold on.
Give me a second.
Holy shit.
Okay, give me a time, Sam.
We're going back to the game tape.
We're going back to the game tape.
You know.
Okay.
I did.
Okay.
Go to 11.
I would you go to 1114.
Okay.
All right.
And then I want to go.
want you to play until 1117 and pause at 1117 okay what's happening in the background
someone describe what you see in the background wait what that's embo lifting sin rich by the throat
and holding him up it was an inside job it was an inside job he got choked out by embo
I don't think he shows up after that shot.
Is that him ragdolled on the floor in the...
That's him ragdolled in the floor on the back.
Oh, wait, is that him climbing again on the bottom weight?
Maybe that's him climbing again.
But I did see Embo choke him.
No, hold on. I don't see him again.
No, I don't see him again.
I think he got choked out.
He didn't even die of the box.
I mean, like, psychologically, in a sense, he died to the box because the box is what drove a wedge between Embo and Sinrich.
Yeah, I don't see him again in this whole...
Mabo was paid to kill him.
I cannot believe they hid that.
This episode wasn't about this?
You didn't get two box episodes where like the tensions were like, why do we even hear
Obi-Wan talk in this episode at all if like we could have been doing this, right?
Like who gives a shit about Obi-W-W-W-Kin-O-B.
Yeah, I just want this as a standalone.
He should run the box.
Run it back.
Run it back.
Box season two.
Let's go.
Where's the box of the director's cut?
Like, come on.
That's it. He fucking chokes him out. He doesn't show up again at all. That's wild.
And they, like, hide it in the chaos of the moment. Like, it's not like, and this is, it's like immediately somebody runs past them and gets got by another light.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, that's also where the, somebody, wait, who does get stabbed there? Who's the person jumping at? Cad?
Let's see. Three people die on this stage. That's wild.
The snail dies.
Here's him.
Oh, it's the, it's the, the, the Hondo guy.
Oh, it's, it's, that's Kira Swan.
The, yeah, yeah, yeah, the weekway pirate.
Yeah, okay.
Kira Swan.
Yeah.
Oh, that's why they did it, because she's a weak way.
She's a pirate.
Yeah, she's a pirate.
Yeah.
Okay.
I cannot believe.
Wow.
What a cat.
It's so funny.
It's so, I'm so glad I went back to look.
I can't believe you saw that.
I can't believe.
I was, my eyes, let me tell you.
Yeah, I was zoomed in.
I was breaking down the game tape.
I was trying to find, you know, details.
I was scouting for next week when we're all going to go to the box.
A lot of other patrons, they'll say, hey, give us money so that we can go to a premiere or whatever.
Just don't do this bit because of all the YouTubers who were like, come and do squid game with us.
Oh, you're right.
Those people fucking suck.
What if Mr. Beast got away into Clone Wars and did Clone Wars content?
I would just destroy these box
Okay
Congrats
We should finish up
The crisis that we're having
On Naboo
And internally
And internally
The
Tensical guy seems a little
OPE, I got to say
He
Zaps the fuck out of Anakin
Yeah, Anakin gets worked.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
Anagan just loses a one-we-one against a squid guy.
Speaking of Squid Games, he just gets owned by the mushroom head gas bag, zaps him.
And that's after he got shot in the back by Obi-Wan and had to, like, do a crash landing because his jetpack got shot.
So he was already, he should have been disoriented.
And even with, oh, no, sorry, is it the other way around?
He beats Anakin and then he tries to gas, he tries to jet pack away.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway.
The point is, this heist is kind of boring, and they swap a body.
They make it seem as if they're there.
They do the hologram on one person to make them look like it's Palpatine, and then the real
Palpatine gets swapped into the body of, or a hologram of the guard, right?
Yeah.
And then Acrobat's becomes Palpatine.
And then punches Anakin in the face like four times, which is so funny.
Yeah.
And then they get away.
and they go out to like the rendezvous point and Duku isn't there and everyone's like
where's the money it's Bain and Moral and where's Duku and then Anakin shows up or not
Anakin sorry Obi-Wan shows up is Rocco Hardine and they fight a little bit it becomes clear that
Rocco Hardine is you know wants his cut and wants to kill everybody else so to speak and then the
Jedi show up and it becomes clear that the whole thing was a setup and they arrest
Cadbean get out?
How does Cadbane gets arrested?
No, he doesn't get out. He gets arrested here.
Oh, yeah. It's only Duku that survives this.
Because Duku wasn't here at all. Duku never showed.
Yeah. He's, he's waiting.
Yeah.
And so everyone's like, job well done.
Congratulations all around. The security measures are being lifted.
Everyone's like, we nailed it.
and
Annegan's going to
hang out with the chancellor
hanging back on Nebu
and Obi-Wan
before
They're like
Before we get the Anakin
Obi-Wan
Breakdown first
Right
Where
Where that's where
Obi-Wan says
I made this decision
It was don't blame the council
Blame me
It was my decision
To keep the truth from you
Do you notice
How they're just walking in place
During the scene
Two
The way they're animated
Is they're walking
Oh yeah
they're, oh, that's weird.
I hate that.
Wait, I'm looking.
Look at, so go to like 15 minutes on the, on the dot.
There's a shot that like sort of dollies past Palpatine and Mace Windew.
And then the idea is they're supposed to be walking toward the camera and follow them as they walk over the spaceship.
But I guess they just don't have enough set to, digital set to work with.
Oh, I hate that's weird.
They just.
It looks like they're walking the wrong way.
on an airport conveyor
about all the thing.
Oh, that's rough.
Yeah, anyway,
Anakin gets very mad at
Obi-W-W-W-W-W-W-Ws like,
I know I did some questionable things,
but I did what I had to do,
which is an Anakin line if I've ever heard one.
And Anakin is like,
you lie to me,
how many other lies have I been told by the council?
And how do you even know
that you have the whole truth?
Which Obi-Wan listens to
because he loves his brother.
True.
And also, this man is lying habitually to the Jedi Council.
Yeah.
This is, he's living a lie.
He's not lying, he's just omitting information.
That's a lie.
If someone out there, if any of you were secretly married and we were part of a monastic group that disallowed marriage, I would say you maybe are lying to me.
Well, is that your business?
Yes, we're part of the same monastic order about not having wives.
It's the corneous monastic order in history.
Don't get me wrong.
Look, we all know we've got a princess stash somewhere.
Like, that's just a fact.
But you can't marry her.
You can't marry her.
And you can, but you got to leave.
And that's cool.
do that why can't you is it what if you just commit like verbally like they're not
to not being attached to your wife is it a law thing like you may as well be with the
Jedi I think I think you're not allowed I think it's just like listen you know it's like
we know Jedi be doing well it's like maybe Anakin can play the whole like it's like Emerald
Justice type thing or where fuck it is where it's like look I know this love
looks like attachment, trust
me. It's all
I'm all good with it. I'm all like
I'm Jedi righteous. God.
This is the things like
Mr. Conehead has like eight wives
right? And he says it's not
because of attachment. I forget
his name. What's his name? Big head.
Don't tell me, don't tell me.
Fucking, I always bring him up. Nope, I don't
got it. I was going to say the wrong name.
I got it. Do you want it?
Yeah. It's Kiari Mundi.
Yeah. I almost said Idi Amin.
And that's a different person.
Yeah, very.
Very different.
Yeah, he gets it because his species is dying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what if Anakin made the case?
This is the thing, is Anakin should have brought Obi-Wan in on this.
Because Obi-Wan and him could have crafted the argument.
And the argument is, do you know how I'm a little fucked up and twisted?
That's because I have a secret wife that I haven't been able to love in the open.
And she's going to bring me balance because I want to be able to share all that I am with another person in a way that actually.
brings me to balance.
I can be a prototype.
I'm not saying change the laws for other Jedi.
I'm saying, listen, I know the council
loves to keep secrets. I'll keep it a secret
from everybody but you, but you need to know
that I'm in love with this person. We can make it work.
Let's give it a shot. It's a time of war.
You're going to get rid of your best general?
Right. That's exactly it.
He has leverage right now. He's Anakin Skywalker.
He's a great general.
Now is the moment to try it.
That's true.
Yeah, but that would be seeking balance within another
person, and I don't think you can do that.
No, because he's seeking balance among the force.
Right now, he's torn between his love for all living things and his commitment to protecting
them and his deep love for his wife.
He can just, he, he has the power to renegotiate his rookie contract.
I agree.
Like, he can walk into the GM's office and be like, I know you got that fifth year option.
What I'm saying is, you don't.
You don't have it, actually.
Yeah.
I'll walk.
Yep.
It's me and Padmay or it's nobody.
I will miss the rest of this season.
And you know what?
I won't be sad at all.
Oh, my backs hurts a little bit.
I have to sit.
I can't play tonight.
My back is just killing me.
Just in them Ben Simmons fits.
Just Anakin on the sideline, looking fly as hell playing zero games.
Oh my God.
Now I'm imagining the Jedi Council as inside the NBA.
Uh-huh.
And basically 100% tracks.
It's 100% tracks.
A hundred percent tracks
Is Mace Shack in this scenario?
Yes
Yeah I think so
No no actually
Chuck is
Abrasive enough and judgmental enough
That I do actually
We're like Mace is cool
And Shack is cool
But the morally
Pocoon is Shack
Yes
Yes
Right
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I got there.
Yeah, go ahead.
That's me yelling.
Ah!
Classic tweets.
Hall of Fame.
Hall of Fame tweets.
They should give the Jedi Twitter IMO.
Anyway.
So Anakin, his final birth.
on Obi-Wan, how do you know
you even have the whole truth?
It's one of those things that
what Anakin is saying, it doesn't remotely
lead to where Obi-Wan takes it, which is
like, how do I know that I have the whole
truth about this plot we
just foiled and not about the genetic
counsel's relationship with me
or the chancellor? So he goes
and he investigates his sniper's nest and realizes
that, yeah, they were onto
him. This is not
what he thought.
And so the plot is still in
action, but it is too late to do anything about it, except by himself, because it's pop it's
popping off. We cut to Anakin now turning to Palpatine for like guidance. Palpatine being like,
oh, it must have been your plan to put Obi-1 under skies and he's like, oh.
Palpatine's such a little fucking manipulator. It's so juicy. And then it's like, no, actually, I didn't
They didn't tell me anything, actually, about it.
And he's like, I thought the Jedi always worked as a team.
Oh, that's hard to hear, Anakin.
And then, of course, he walks him just into the dining room, the unlit dining room.
No lights are on in the palace.
And Duku's already in the dining room with droids, easy access.
We didn't have to even see how he got in because we know Palpatine just let him in the back door.
And we get, again, we, they.
stage it just like the Revenge
of the Sith stuff where like Palpatine
goes from being quote unquote a captive
to being kind of just overlooking
this duel between the two of them
and nobody's picking up
the just
evil horniness radiating
off Palpatine like
he is just like
yeah
and it is also again in the like
placing lots of bets
I feel like the thing that you do
see hit him here
is
Anakin might actually be the best long-term play here.
It moves from, like, pocket option
and, like, informant on, like, among the Jedi
to, wait a second, hold on.
I might want to tap this guy as my apprentice, like, long-term.
I fully think that this, my read on this truly is
that the whole thing is about pushing Anakin over.
There's all these little signal moments of, like,
he gets the four uh duku uh force throws like a bunch of silverware at anigan it sticks in his
arm to remind you that he has robot parts which of course is their big signal about him becoming vader
uh he almost stabs duku or yeah ducu through the chair and like ducu has to hold him back
from from being stabbed and that's the point at which we get that good close up of horny
palpatine just grinning with the with the droid standing next to him like an honor guard
instead of like a prison guard.
It's like it's gotta happen.
Anakin is going to kill Duku here
and that is going to be the moment
that it all comes together
and then and then
Obi-Wan shows up
and like I love that
as the sort of like
spoiled
you know, Obi-Wan taking Anikin's word
the wrong way, you're right Rob
but then showing up to stop this from happening
Anakin literally has the thing of like
reaching out his hand to choke
Duku to death at one point.
Palpatine grinning
from eye to eye over it
and the other thing is like hey if the
outcome is that Duke who kills Anakin
then yeah he loses Anakin but
you know that's still a win
that's one more Jedi off the table and he's proven
himself that he can be his apprentice still
but here's the thing I don't think
like
Palpatine doesn't know how it's going to play out
because the thing is like Duke who does
win the fight like he loves it he sees
that he sees that Anakin's got the stuff
he's the dark side of
Jedi. But Duku is still
he's still the big dog here, right? He's still got those moves that
like, Anakin has yet to develop. But I think this is the
other thing. Duku doesn't seem to realize how close this game.
That's exactly right. He's so arrogant at the end of this where he's
like dissing Anakin like at the end. No, I think that was, I think that was
strategic on Duku's part. I think he was pushing
like pushing Anakin. Yeah, just being like, that
wasn't even a real fight, even though I think
he knows that that was
a pretty well
played fight, but
I think that's like fostering
more negative feeling, fostering
more, like, now Anakin's like, you know,
feeling bad or whatever. I think that was...
But when you do you realize that that's like,
unless he's casting
about for another prentice,
you know what I mean, to like beat his new massage?
Like, because he has to know, like, that
if he see, if he's
being pushed to push Anakin
toward the Siff.
Yeah, he knows.
Palpatine is the guy who'd want, you know,
Palpatine's the guy who'd want that relationship.
God, I want to split where,
because what he ends up saying to Obi-Wan is he, you know,
he says that Obi-Wan had kind of, like,
done well during all of this.
And he kind of compliments Obi-Wan's play for the whole,
the whole arc.
And I want the version of Star Wars,
where I know I invented a new AU every time we talk,
but where Palpatine,
where Duku makes Obi-Wan fall, and he becomes Duku's apprentice, just as he was once
Quagin's apprentice, because Quigone was Dukes' apprentice.
And then Palpatine does get Anakin.
And we got like a Sith civil war between Duku and Palpatine.
With Duku and Obi-Wan being the sort of like upright, you know, cultured beard havers.
Oh, yeah.
And Anakin and Palpatine being chaos agents.
Yeah, uh-huh.
I love that.
The Sith cause needs you out there.
You need to stop working on your monograph about this.
Exactly.
I'd love to help you, Count, but I think I've almost explained how this race got so debased,
and once peaceful people became ignoble savages.
That's my line.
I really need you to fight, Obi-Wi won.
Well, if the Jedi make it to the...
the stacks, my dear account, then rest assured, I will hold them to the end.
We must protect our Sith knowledge.
So that's that.
I want to give Duku just play of the game here, sorry.
For when he does the behind-the-shoulder lightsaber block when Anakin jumps onto the...
He's like going onto the ship ramp to get away and it looks cool.
It's so fucking cool.
It's wild.
Yeah.
So yeah, I like this.
I like the end of this.
arc a lot in terms of setting the stage for what happens in the future. And I think it
pulls, it recovers it for me. I, I still like this arc more than I think a lot of people do
because this first two episodes are so strong. And like, even the box being goofy and like not
make any sense at like a, we're doing a heist, you know, version. Well, now we've unearthed this
fucking deep plot with the stringlations. So like, kudos to the box, I guess. Some,
some animator must have been told, we have to get rid of one more person in this scene,
figure out a fun way to make it happen and just roll with it it's so funny I think it was like
fuck we can't have the maker of the thing exist so we need to find a place to kill him and they
just sneak it into the fucking midground of that little tidbit it's so funny magnificent
so are we finishing season four next episode I think so I think so like it's possible
Well, like, we're going to watch all four.
Maybe we'll be like, these two are so dead.
I don't think so.
I think we're finishing the season next time.
Hey, everybody.
It's awesome from the future here to say that we were wrong about that.
We are not going to finish this season in the next episode.
Instead, we are going to do the next two episodes, 85, 86, season 4, 19, and 20, massacre, and bounty next time.
And then we are going to do the end of the season after that, Brothers and Revenge,
and then the first episode of season five, revival.
So we're going to do the next two in the next episode,
the next three in the episode after that.
You know, you can draw a line of the next four being adventurous arc,
but then it ends up getting into a really tricky situation
where we would have to start season five with a five-parter
or else break up another four-part arc.
And season five is basically all big arcs.
And so we wanted to try to keep those together.
And so again, next episode is going to be
Massacre and Bounty
And then the one after that will be Brothers, Revenge, and Revival
All right, back to the end of this episode
The end-ish of this episode anyway
I'm excited for it
I've seen one of these episodes because one of them has Dengar
And I had to watch it as prep for what I wrote that story about Dengar
Because I was like, well, what's Cam and Dengar at this point?
A manoroo in there, huh?
I don't think that that's...
sadly, no.
I'm sorry, we don't get any manner.
She's not, yeah, yeah, she would, they wouldn't have met yet.
Oh, by the way, I just have a shout out with the whole, like, uh, Cadbane, like,
coming to respect, uh, undercover Obi-Wan, uh, again, reminds me of, um,
when Michael Stackpole and Timothy Zahn wrote a Star Wars novella about their two OCs,
meeting, like, and becoming best friends on undercover mission without ever,
Bros. What if Grand Admiral Thrawn went undercover as JodoCast, the renowned bounty hunter who's mostly renowned for biting Boba Fett style and being discount, discount Boba fat? And it makes Boba so mad.
Canonically, this is why BobaFat hates JodotCast, is Jodokast is just running around wearing Mandalorian armor and being like, I'm an elite bounty hunter on that level.
And Boba Fett's like, you're a fucking cosplayer.
But in this story, it is not Jodokast.
It is Grand Admiral Thron, pretending to be a bounty hunter and working with everyone's favorite second-generation Rogue Squadron pilot, Coran Horn, star Michael Stackpole's Xbox series.
That'd be great.
And they're all like, we're both awesome characters.
One of them is.
it is nice that, it is nice that Stackpole and Zon both, like, they were both, they were both, like, S-tier characters who would, like, have a game moment.
Yeah, I love that.
I still want more.
I want, I want, people, I think some people were like, I can't wait for Austin to get to this, to this arc, because I previously said that I really wanted Obi-Wan and, and Obi-Wan and Cadban and forced to work together arc.
And, like, that's not what this was, because he doesn't get to know it's Obi-Wan the whole time until the very end.
Does he ever really learn it's Obi-Wan?
Yeah, he does.
He does.
He does. Say, Kenobi or whatever.
But I want, I still, now I need it more.
I need the two of them, like.
Yeah, now you need two of them shipwreck.
Shipwreck.
It's a shipwreck art.
They have the memories of being in the prison.
They know that they can work together.
Like, thank you, Alan.
The midnight run.
100%.
Yeah.
Hands down.
I want it off.
What if he just shows up in the Obi-Wan show and they have to, they have to hang?
That'd be great.
I would do anything to see Pad Bain again.
Like I
Feel like shit
Damn, she's down bad
Down catastrophic
I love that man
Catastrophic
I love him
I am a I am a
What did I call it the other day
Hold on I wrote it down somewhere
She's opening up her dubs folder
It's just screenshots of Cadbane
Oh, I said
I posted something
Somewhere
Probably in a Discord
And I said
And it was a picture of Cadvane
And I was like repost
If you're if you're a fellow
Caddy
Like a Caddy
Like a Caddy
I love it
A Caddy
Sorry I had to post this Cadbean fan cam
Yeah
There might be spoilers in here
But it's good
I don't care
I'll watch it
It's him shooting to
Toto!
No!
It's so fucked up!
Two phones down.
But the sparkle effect is fantastic.
He's so hot.
Sparkles are killing me.
It's so good.
Yeah, I think that is his hat.
I love seeing him give instructions to bounty hunters.
Yeah.
Well...
He is a leader.
He is.
It's true.
note uh i'll link this in the in the show notes so i don't think we're going to get the midnight
run of star wars where obi one and cadbane are on the run from assassins or something i don't
think we're going to get that but what patreon backers will get next week uh will be us discussing
this this deep cover arc and a friend in need so if you like to hear that or just want to
support the show you can do so at patreon dot com slash civilized uh
Oh, and last week's Patreon, if you haven't checked yet, last week, we will have released the Patreon bonus of us watching Filoni and three other producers of the show, or three other people who work on the show, talking about the Umbara arc for like 25 minutes, plus the behind-the-scenes footage of the voice actress Ashley, what's her last name?
X-Dene for Asoka, going behind the scenes and interviewing people at the studio where they make the show.
And then also us reacting to Obi-Wan Kenobi.
There's a video of us doing it.
I mean, we're not in the video.
The show, not just the show.
Abstractly.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, exactly.
We do that enough on this podcast.
100%.
So go watch that.
That was a blast to record.
So enjoy that.
Until next time, please rate and review us on your podcast platform of choice, especially Apple.
We love them.
Apple reviews. We're starting to get a little love back from Apple, so we'd love to keep that
momentum model. Let's build this relationship.
We got a tweet, Rob.
Let's see. Let's see if we can get Apple a little bit dark side. Well, they're pretty
dark-sighted, honestly, like real talk, like extremely dark-sided company as most large tech
giants are. But anyway, you know what? Wherever you listen to us, rate and review.
And remember, sometimes if people tell you hard truths about like why you get treated a certain
way, just listen, Anakin.
Just meditate on it and reflect.
Give people constructive feedback, okay?
That's what I'm saying.
But also...
It was constructive.
No, it wasn't.
But also, you got to know that you're...
Come on. You killed all those same people.
You know. You know what you did.
Yeah, but he doesn't know that.
But you do.
Sometimes a third party can say something extremely right about you.
And you got to be like, they read me.
You got to.
That's growing up.
It's what Blinkwini 2 said.
Twitter.com, V-C-V-Vo, for designing a good enough cover that we got on that Apple tweet, by the way.
Yes, shout-outs.
Absolutely.
We were killing it, honestly.
Like, you know, I'm not trying to throw anybody else under the bus.
But, yeah, Z-C-V-V-O, people don't know that they did our cover.
I mean, it's in the show notes, but nobody read show notes.
if you read show notes
shout out to Jack to Keaton who does the music
by the way not quite real on Twitter
and band camp etc
all right
you know that theme song sounds like to be the theme song
to the Cadbane show
it does it would
didn't realize I didn't even realize
Jack and I had
but now it's like it's there
but now you do Jack and I had a conversation
about how much this should feel
Clone Wars Troopsie
versus like Mandalorini
Mandaloriany and
and we did bring it back from
Mandalorian a little bit from like the earliest sketches
but I was like you know what this is so good
let's keep that vibe here because there is going to be some
frontiersy stuff there are some
Wild Westy characters we're going to get to
Mandelorian eventually hopefully we'll see
so kept some of that vibe
all right well is that a podcast
that's a podcast
Bye
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I'm going to be.
I'm going to be able to be.
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