A More Civilized Age: A Star Wars Podcast - 38: The Onderon Arc (Clone Wars 90-93)
Episode Date: July 20, 2022After some time away, we're back to our old tricks. And hey, so are the Jedi, if by "up to their old tricks" we mean "refusing to help people in need because they prioritize an abstract code over live...s." Watch as Anakin invents the Rebellion and the CIA in the same fell swoop. Cheer as a future revolutionary makes his (admittedly mixed) first appearance. Shrug as Ahsoka and Lux Bonteri continue to vaguely orbit one another. Clone Wars is back baby! NEXT TIME: Episodes 94 - 97 ("The Gathering, "A Test of Strength," "Bound for Rescue," "A Necessary Bond") You can support the show and gain access to a monthly Q&A cast by going to patreon.com/civilized Show Notes Rebel Deaths: Dono, Hutch, Steela Gerrera Shitty King Deaths: Sanjay Rash Kish (Saw's Voice Actor) - I Rhyme the World in 80 Days Hosted by Rob Zacny (@RobZacny) Featuring Alicia Acampora (@ali_west), Austin Walker (@austin_walker), and Natalie Watson (@nataliewatson) Produced by Austin Walker Music by Jack de Quidt (@notquitereal) Cover art by Xeecee (@xeeceevevo)
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Let us return once more to a more civilized age, Clone Wars podcast.
I'm Rob Zakney, joined by Ali Akampora, Austin Walker, and Natalie Watson.
We're back after a short hiatus, though, between our board game night in New York
and our very important investigation into the Khyber Crystal situation, the cover-ups
that our friend Keith Carberry is getting to the bottom of,
the Patreon Q&A, it does feel like it hasn't been that long since we've
tackled this, though obviously your mileage may vary.
We are back to examine the Andron arc,
which is an ideologically and narratively wild ride
through the Jedi Council's attempt to back an anti-separatist insurgency
against a newly installed puppet regime somewhere in the Republic.
Along the way, we're going to see what appear to be the first foundations laid for the future rebellion against the Galactic Empire.
The Jedi reckon with the possibility that the morality of ends might actually be relevant to the morality of means.
We'll see the Clone Wars attempt to understand revolutionary politics.
And yes, we'll finally answer the question.
The entire audience has been asking ever since a friend of need, where is Lux Buntary?
Oh, my God.
These are dense episodes, so I'm going to paint in broadstroke.
up front here before we go episode by episode. So start this out, the Jedi receive a request
from rebels in the Anderon system who are fighting a sort of kisling government that joined
the separatists. Because Anderan was formally neutral at the war's outset, the Jedi do not
want to send in a republic task force to forcibly eject the separatists and bring Anderon into
the republic. Instead, they adopt Anakin's suggestion to train, equip, and advise the rebels on how to fight
the separatists.
Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Asoka go to Anderan to start the training.
When they get there, they find the resistance is led by three major players.
Luxman Terry is there.
He is joined up as a kind of itinerant freedom fighter, serving with the rebels
while fundamentally advocating for political settlement and diplomacy as a means to achieving
victory and seeking to make the military strategy subordinate to their movement's political
objectives.
He is from Anderon.
We should say, I've, like, joked, but he is from there, technically.
I needed him to say it.
I'm glad he did at that one point in the episode, because I was like, what the fuck is going on right now?
He's just the same planet where his mom had her little.
He was on, he was on Raxus Prime because that's D.C. for the separatists.
His mom has, like, a congressional townhouse.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And so that's where he grew up.
He didn't grow up on Anderan.
He's from Anderan.
She's the senator from Andoran.
He's like a diplomat kid.
Exactly that.
That's literally it.
Anyway, continue your good summary.
So he is opposed by Saw Guerrera, who sees, yes, very excited.
We're meeting Saw Guerrera.
Yeah.
Who sees direct military action and victory as the necessary precondition for any kind of political settlement in the rebels favor and advocates for an insurgency that treats the destruction of separatist forces as its chief aim.
between them is Saw's sister, Steela, who believes the approaches have to be synthesized
and that the first and foremost priority of the resistance is to make sure it just continues to exist
and grow in strength and legitimacy.
Ultimately, Stela is chosen as the leader of the movement just in time for the struggle
to reach its climax in a series of raids and street fights in Andron's capital city of ISIS.
This was made before the Islamic State took root in,
in Iraq and Syria.
So if that name brings you up short,
it is just a little historical misfortune
that in a couple of years,
ISIS would have very different connotations.
Anyway, they're capital city.
But to be clear, this arc is 100%
you'll get there.
Yeah.
Let me tell you, Americans are in this.
It is not, the U.S. Army is in this.
It is just not the rebels.
As the insurgency gained strength, the puppet king Sanjay Rash moves to execute the previous king, Ramsey's Dendup, as he has become the figurehead of the resistance.
Saug gets caught trying to rescue the king and is scheduled for execution alongside him.
Stealing the rest of the rebels launch a daring rescue during the public execution but are overwhelmed and then rescued by Anderan's loyalist military rising up against the separatists.
With Rash and the separatist leadership on the planet at their mercy,
The rebels retreat into the hills and move the conflict to a final conventional military phase.
This proves a poor idea, as the separatists bring in gunships that completely massacre the rebels and their loyalist allies,
as the situation unravels and with the Jedi unwilling to rescue them,
Anakin conducts a black market arms deal.
One could say a contra with Hondo to rush deliver an arsenal of basically Stinger missiles.
They're Sinar anti-air missiles.
They turn the tide against the separatists,
but in the final stages of the battle,
through a comical series of misfortunes
that reminds me of the death of Maud Flanders in The Simpsons.
Stila is killed.
In the end, the old king is restored,
and Anderan joins the Republic as Lex Bonteri
is sent to Coruscant as their new senator.
So...
What an arc.
What an arc.
I just, wow.
Wow is a wow, wow.
Okay, but it does open with Anakin Skywalker inventing the rebellion.
It's an incredible scene.
I transcribed the whole thing because it's that important because of a thing we talked about before.
Months ago, I don't remember what the episode was, we talked about how when Anakin becomes Vader, part of the reason he is sort of so effective.
at tracking down the rebels
is that he taught them all their shit
and he did that shit
when he was a Jedi in the Clone Wars
in terms of like
you know
the key example of the very beginning
when everyone is like
well this is just a medical frigate
why would Leah be on it
Vader is like
could we hide people on medical frigates
that's what we do
and it's a we
because he's the one who like
green lit all this shit
and kicked it all off
which is like
I love it
I love that
this is the moment he makes an impassioned plea that we could get local he like uh it's it's the best
and the worst at the same time let's because yeah it starts out with the jetic counsel receiving this like
a message from anderan with the i didn't even recognize lux by the way lux is in that hollow call
and he gives us a soka a little wink he gives her and we're like hey yo what's up how you i literally was
like who the fuck is this me too i was like who is this rando
Eventually, Osoca's like, Lux.
And I was like, oh, okay, it's Lux.
That fuck boy, right.
That guy.
Why the fuck does he matter?
But okay.
So, yeah.
Here's the...
Yeah.
So they call up and they're asking for help.
Right.
And the answer is basically no.
The answer is you're a separate estate.
Like, you're in a separate estate.
We're not going to go like, your dude was not elected, but is the king.
And the king decided to...
We should be clear.
The previous king...
As we learned this later, I shouldn't spoil this.
The current king decided, yo, I'm with the separatists.
And that means, unlike on Ryloth, for example, where there was just an occupation and there was a scheming, shitty senator who was a republic senator.
Yes?
Hang on. I think you're – I have a slightly different reading on this.
Okay.
So, Obi-Wan refers to the king had a neutrality policy.
He did. Yes.
That's the end up.
That's the previous deposition.
That's what I'm saying.
He didn't, that's the thing I didn't want to spoil because that they kind of frame that
as like a revelation towards the end, but you're right.
Does he just say it up top that he was neutral?
He says it right at the front.
This is why there's a bit of like, hey, they made their bet.
They made their bet.
Yeah, exactly.
100%.
They weren't an actual republic place, so fuck him.
Anyway, they hang up the call basically.
They're like, well, we can't do shit.
And Anakin's like, whoa, wait a second.
And he says, there are pockets of rebels on many of these planets that just need guidance with
training and resources they could attack soft.
targets while the Republic
continues to engage them on the battlefield
and Obi-Wan says that sounds
like terrorism Anakin
and Anakin says I think of it as an
insurgency to help
realign these planets with the Republic
again neutral planet not a planet
that was with the Republic
I mean it was a Republic planet that stayed
neutral in the conflict right because all of the planets
are on the separatist side
it's a separate movement so
Anakin says
why I think of it's insurgency to help realign the planets with
Republic. Mace says, we can divide the separatist forces and press them on two fronts.
Yoda says a means to an end. Fear cannot be. Stop those who spread terror. The Jedi must.
All right, catch up, Yoda. You got to keep up the security.
Yeah, what's the fuck are you talking about, Roby Watt says, indeed, what you're suggesting would open up dangerous possibilities.
We must not train terrorist. And he goes, uh, rebels.
Obi-Wi Wyn says
How we conduct war is what distinguishes us from others
Funding rebels to overthrow a legitimate government
puts innocent lives at risk
And Anakin goes
We can minimize collateral damage by using arms
That mainly affect droids
Love mainly effect
I know mainly affected so much work there
Just completely
Yes absolutely
By the way these episodes
Also written by the person who did
Who wrote on the wire and Sons of Anarchy
And it shows
And this is it
It's these two arcs
And then never again
I know it's so sorry
It is not all of the past arc
It's the upcoming Mal
Savage arc
That that first episode was taken away from
There's a three-parter coming up
So we still have one more set of episodes
By this arcs writer coming
Which is exciting
Chris Collins
Chris Collins yes correct
So again we can minimize collateral damage
Then May says the least we can do
Is help them defend themselves
Test the tactic while we're at it
Anakin says, this could be a great new weapon for us.
And Yoda says, hmm, train and observe.
Send advisors, we will.
And it's just real CIA vibes.
It's so delicious.
What an asshole.
He's right, but what an asshole.
Mace loves him some shatter points.
Yes.
Yeah.
I feel like Anakin's operating from a place of like, I know how to sell this.
Yes.
I know how to say the right thing to get what I want,
which is to, like, help people defend themselves
and to, you know, protect innocent people or whatever.
So I'm going to say what I need to say in order to accomplish that.
But, and everyone else just eats it up, like delicious jello.
They're just like, yum, yum, yum.
I love to do.
I'm surprised Obi-Wan decided to go with it.
But at the end, it is like we're trying to help people,
and that's a good way to get a Jedi to agree with you.
Yeah.
I suppose that's correct.
Do you think they just, do you think Yoda and
Obi-Wan just realized they didn't have the votes?
Probably, yeah.
I mean, especially with Mace being on Anakin's side here,
being like, let's just test it out.
It's like, so, that specific phrasing is like, oh,
what's going on here?
This is an important thing, because I actually just remembered something from,
I want to say it came up in Duku loss,
but I only really looked it up after during something else,
which is there are actually two,
heads of the Jedi Order, of the High Council.
There is what Yoda is, and there is what Mace Windew is.
I think Yoda was also briefly master of the, so there's Master of the Order,
which is also known as Master of the Council, or Grandmaster of the High Council.
And then also there is a second thing, which is like, I want to say it's like head of the temple or something like that.
And they basically end up having equal power, but not, like, slightly different jurisdictions, basically.
The point being that at this point, I believe Mace Windu is the head of the high council, and Yoda is like a separate head of things.
So Mace saying he's down is a big vote.
I want to just get introduced because it's like, we need somebody who doesn't live for a thousand years to also.
have a boy that could be you know if it just feels less like a council these days am i the only one
it feels like the jedi council feels more like yodas gang of friends like exactly i so the other thing
that i think comes across here too is that it's a small stakes thing it's also very easy for yoda
and to sort of acquiesce too because ultimately what they've been handed is a viable insurgency on a
plate, and all they have to do is, like, give it a little bit of investment to help maybe see
what it can pull off. And so, like, it just seems like it's not worth the fight for Yoda to,
like, put its foot down on this. I've remembered this wrong, and it's so much worse, and it says
everything. There used to be two Master of the Order and Grand Master. Master of the Order was
appointed by members of the
High Council by unanimous vote.
Grandmaster was the
leader of the entire order.
So that means like there's a council leader
and then there's an order leader.
Which is bestowed upon
the oldest and wisest Jedi.
Does the oldest guy gets it?
The fun?
He's the oldest and wisest.
Once the war was heating up,
Yoda got both positions.
Before the war was hot.
Like, through the beginning of the war, it was Mace as leader of the council and Yoda as Grandmaster.
And then, like, by the time that we're at where we're at, it's all Yoda, baby.
Yoda demand.
That's it.
How did that come about?
I wonder.
Did someone have to pull Mace aside and be like, like, brough?
Yeah, did Mace, like, step down?
Was Mace like, I'm not going to, I'm not, this is not going to be able to my.
I'm too busy whipping ass on the battle.
I can't.
Maybe.
That might have been it, right?
That's wild.
But he isn't on the field that much.
Like what?
Yeah, but like, he's mostly sitting in the council room.
But what if every time he's not, he's doing, he's like launching those ultimates that we've seen where it's like, Mace just shows up and like wins a campaign and then goes back to like build meter back at base, basically.
I think that that's probably right.
Yeah.
I can't.
I'm sorry.
I can't, I cannot fulfill my duties.
I'm building meter, master yoga.
Meter you must build.
So the other thing bugs me here, though, is that the Jedi are so, again, like, they don't see the politics of this war in this meeting.
This is one of the few cases where, like, the argument for helping these people is basically ironclad.
The separatists are behaving as an invading empire, and they're encountering resistance, and the Jedi, all they see is, well, the legitimate government of Anderan was, like, chill staying out of this war.
we have to honor that and also
hidden run attacks and raids and such
that's just terrorism and we don't
do that it's
like it really does see
it really does showcase the degree to
which the Jedi
are ideologically and politically
at sea when it comes to understanding the war
and like what it will take to win it
because this is this is a path to winning it
is you take the separatists
all the bad blood the separat
the separatists are sewing, and you start
turned against them, and
Yoda and Obi-Wan basically can't
see it as anything other than
the tactics make us uncomfortable.
We'd rather do something honorable,
like send our slave armies
into frontal assaults.
Yeah. Uh-huh. Yep. That's it.
So,
they go there, right?
The rest of this episode is, like,
training montage and try out,
and you meet, you see some
techniques on how to kill droids, you meet
saw guerreras, stela, stela, stela, and, and you've already know Lux.
There's a love triangle.
That's happening weird, weird vibes.
Oh, man, okay, I need to, okay, so the other thing is, it's just they can't stop giving
Lux bad vibes because during the training montage, one of the first things that happens,
by the way, the writing on Saw, not there yet, we're looking to take in the fight to the
scrap and droids.
Also, the voice isn't, the actor.
is, you know...
This was made before Rogue One, right?
It was made well before Rogue One.
So they don't know.
It's...
Yeah, they don't know it's going to be Forrest Whitaker.
It is not a black actor.
It is an Asian actor who was a rapper from Toronto.
Hello?
Who made a...
Who made a song.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, no.
God, where did I put the...
Where did I put it here?
I've seemed to...
Oh, here it is.
It's Andrew Kishino.
also known as Big Kish, formerly known as Kish, who made us who did a song.
His claim to fame was called Rime the World in 80 Days, which is from 1991 and sounds like it's from 1988.
And it fully is like a fake version of Rob Bass and DJ Easy Rocks It Takes Two, like a house infused, early, late 80s, like, you know what I mean.
I'm just going to link it to you
You can listen to this yourself
I'm not going to put that on my own time
This is for you later
And people at home can do the same
If they'd like to
My point being
And then he got into voice acting
And I
He's like doing like a
Sometimes it's like a New York accent
Where he's like hey commander
How about helping me practice
And it's like or like a Boston thing
Maybe a little bit
And it's just wrong
And he's Stala's brother
And Staley just sounds like
a black woman, like a black American woman, because that is who is voice acting her,
and that is like how she has been directed to do it.
They don't sound related.
They don't sound like they grew up together.
It's very weird.
It's also so weird that they really try and sell you on, are they in a relationship for a while before.
Okay, I was asking about this too.
Why is it a revelation when, when Staley's like, he's my brother?
And everyone's like, oh.
And I was like, why are you going, oh?
It's so weird
They like color picked
They look like twins
Like it shouldn't be like a shock
Right
But okay so I thought that
I was like oh maybe they're related
I don't know
But then they like keep selling
Like saw getting jealous
As like Stella is
Steela is like
Like you know
Like tending to Lux and shit
And like he just hates Lux
They're trying to sell
I know
this dude thinks Lux is a prissy punk
and what they're selling instead is
or like get away from my sister
but what they're really selling is
him feeling like he
why isn't anyone intending to me
I need attention
which he then gets from Asoka
so
for a little while
the bit where
so they're learning how to droid
the grenades
throw the grenades
under the droidicas
shields
and Stala just can't get it.
Lux will help.
And he does the fucking like creep macking on a girl at a bowling alley or a mini golf.
Yeah.
Where it's like, I'll help you.
Let me just mold my fucking body against you and have you go through the motions.
And I'm like, and Lux does it in every scene, by the way.
He's the touchiest motherfucker on the show.
This is a show where people do not touch each other that often.
Yeah, you're right.
And every scene is just like, hey, hey.
And it's like, Lux, boundaries.
Just boundaries.
God, that's so funny.
But, like, they want us to read it as, like,
Asoka is getting jealous about the attention that Lux is showing stela, you know?
Yeah, exactly.
I do have to say while we're on this,
Asoka takes a massive L, the first conversation that they have,
because she's like, hey, how are you?
It's good to see you again.
have you reconsider joining the Republic Senate
within a minute of talking to him
you sound like you're an occult
like just say how are you
last time I saw you we were escaping from Mandalorians
and then you like separated the ship
Yeah you were about to get assassinated
and then before that your mom got merged
like below are you how you been
are you all right? You good? Well like I guess it's
interesting and important to say that Asoka
begins this arc in the
room where Anakin is pitching the insurgency.
She's watching it all.
She's like, eyes open, this whole arc.
I think she's in a different place by the end of this.
I don't think her next conversation would be asking if someone was like ready to join
the Republic.
She quite readily at the end is like, well, good luck not being in the Republic.
And Lux is like, but wait a second, what if we did join the Republic?
And she's a little like, all right, I guess.
So.
Was this the first time that Asoka has been called?
called Commander Tano, because that felt significant to me, because they kept referring to...
We had that episode where she was in charge and no one wanted to listen to her.
Remember that one back in the season one or two?
I feel like maybe we got it there at the end, but you don't hear it often at the very least to write.
It felt like significant in this episode that they kept referring to her as Commander Tano, and I was like, damn, maybe she like moved up in ranks, I don't know, like went a while without killing some clubs.
so got the promo got the promo yeah the um I want to shout out the base is kind of cool
you know they're the rebels yeah the Anderan Andorani rebels like are in the woods around some like
an old ruin from like pre whatever the current moment is like you know on Anderon and they you know
it's all jungly and it's very indoor rebels they very much clearly were working off of some
you know, concept art from Return of the Jedi Rebellion
and a small note that will come up in one of the clips I'll play today
is their logo, which is like sort of stylized mountains,
these kind of three red stylized mountains,
was based on the kind of tip of that, you know,
the Rebel Alliance bird symbol or like the wings?
Yeah, the last time is like a stylized almost like anchor types of like.
It's interesting.
So the very top of it,
this is based on the very like the highest point of the rebel thing to indicate that there is direct lineage from this group to the eventual rebel alliance which I think is really neat so and also like speaking like connective tissue the way they're being fought is going to echo like the probe droid is deployed here from the from the capital they are aware of the ship entered atmosphere and touched down so they send probe droids out to figure out you know what what has
happened here. And the probe droids
find the camp.
They see the training and they sort of
send a small task
course out to wipe out these rebels.
And they sort of interrupt right as
Radistale's
sort of having her
a big character arc moment
for her. She realizes
that she's a sniper.
And she's not going to fuck with these grenades anymore.
Rolling grenades is stupid.
She hates it. You know what she's good at?
Killing fools.
from a kilometer away
and so right as she demonstrates
that she's their ace shot
she's looking through the
sniper scope
sees the like behind
the droid target they're using
sees like live droids moving
through the trees
and the assault gets underway
and immediately Anakin's like
we got to you know what let's pan out let's flank them
let's help and Obi-Wan
walking the line
We're going to see the Jedi walk this entire episode is like, fuck them.
Fuck them kids.
He says, we can't fight their war for them.
All we in is like, by the time for them to escape, but we can't win this battle for them.
We can only protect them.
We can't fight this war for them.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Anakin wants to make a move to, like, advance on the, on the droids or whatever.
And Obi-1's like, stop.
We cannot fight them.
or whatever.
And I'm just like, bro, you are being attacked.
You are being attacked right now.
Multiple people are getting shot right this minute.
And you're saying, like, we must retreat.
We must.
And I'm just like, you're in war.
You're in war.
Am I crazy?
Like, what are we talking about here?
You're going to just, like, self-restraint right now and not fuck up some droids.
These are droids that would not be.
attacking you like yeah
go fight them
and do and literally do right
they literally do get attacked
yeah it's just
goober gooberness
goberino well it's this weird
like that on some level
you know what it is it reminds me like the fucking naturalist
aspect of Obi-Wan where it's like
no no the rebels must get out of their
Chrysalis under their own strength they will not be capable
of flight if we help them
we will actually make them unable to
to exist in nature
and it's like that's
how he's approaching this
but it is this massively paternalistic
like I actually just kind of want to see
how they handle this
and if that means watching from the tree line
while they all get massacred
just all interesting notes for the report
yeah
it really does feel like
Obi-Wan is I mean I guess
Anakin did say this is a test
let's see how this anti-droid
technology goes
and Obi-Wan's like an observation
mission? Absolutely.
And, like, just really takes that all the way for him until he gets ejected,
well, not ejected, but until he gets, he has to leave the planet,
and then Asoka can do what needs to be done.
But it is interesting, right?
Part of it does wonder, like, is Obi-Wan's hope here that this fails miserably,
and we can put an end to this whole thought, that we're not going to support other rebel
cells on other planets because on one hand this is obviously like you know these people are trying
to win their freedom blah blah blah blah but also like the the entire thing is does this work as a
strategy are we adopting this strategy across hundreds of planets or something do you know what I
mean again Anakin when Anakin says at the beginning is not like oh this is a good opportunity for
us to punch the separatists he says this could be a new weapon for us there are pockets of rebels
on many of these planets that just need guidance and so it's like this is the test
case. And then the next version of this is that like Kit Fisto is going to be going to do this
on some planet. And, you know, every other minor Jedi we've ever seen is going to be out there
doing this shit because this works. And so, and so like that is, in some ways, I do wonder,
does Obi-Wan, like, want to scuff it? You know what I mean?
Well, yeah, I think because, like, after this point when they start doing better,
he's like, like, proud father-esque about it. So I think you're right. You're right.
him, like, he's the one who's like, oh, I have to babysit Anakin. I'm going with
Anakin because I think he has a good idea, but I don't want him to fuck it up. And like,
he says as much to Anakin when they leave, I think. Um, so I think for him, it's like maybe
like a, well, me and Anakin aren't always going to be here. We do have to prove this thing
while also being a little bit like, well, if I win a war, but I lose my idealism, will I win
the war? And like, he just has to be the person who's like, dad mode, I guess. Yeah.
you bring out a good point
there's a version of this word
if it's just Anakin though
Anakin does fight the entire battle
for them he just goes fucking
like yeah
just goes like
Super Sam 3 and then he goes
Windy mode yeah
and then files the report and it's like
the insurgents nailed it
the strategy is totally viable
we can reproduce this on every planet
and what the report doesn't mention is
as long as there's like an Anakin
caliber Jedi on the planet
like you get an S rank
pool on your on your squad
you can do it yeah
but for
Unfortunately, so as Obi-Wan's like, you know what we're going to do is we're just going to pull this entire force out, the Jedi will cover.
Steel is like, nope, absolutely not.
What we're going to do, you came here to teachers to fight, we're going to show you what we learned.
And the rebels sort of organically using the tools and tactics they've just been taught, like quickly win a victory.
They wipe out the first wave, and then they assault a tank just as they were taught.
and the only place where it almost goes wrong
is rather than drop the grenade
into the commander's slot
Lux tosses the grenade to the droids
who begins monologuing while holding the grenade
and Asoka comes along and snaps the lid
shut so that the detonation
doesn't collect lots
the droid was just in a silly goofy mood
you know yeah I wanted to do a little comedy bit
with the grenade yeah
I will say I was very glad how quickly the Lux and Saw Guerrera stuff like moved past it like all right they got a little bit of like your water and on fire and so like we're going to have some natural heat again you know we're going to have some natural tension but it's just like it's done by the end of this episode they worked together in that tank they both love your like stela you know I love is probably right for both of them and and are unified by her presence and are generally like.
like, realize what the other one has to offer and, like, working together by the end of this
arc, or by the end of this episode, because I was, like, not, I was dreading four episodes
of these two just sniping at each other and being insufferable, and they still have disagreements,
but they're disagreements about strategy and about, like, where weight should go, and they don't
feel as, like, the very beginning of this episode, it really feels like they dislike each other,
and they're, like, looking for an excuse to jab.
Man, it occurs to me, like, it's, there's danger here.
of Feloni stumbling into the Jet stuff from Avatar.
Because, like, Saw is basically Jet,
who was the charismatic and sexually threatening rebel leader in Avatar,
who's like, guitar is like, ooh, a boy my own age,
who like is trending towards bloodthirsty terrorism,
Devoid Strategy.
She's like, sign me up.
And like, but there's no, there's nothing to Jed.
The reason, like, his arc is not particularly,
it's not an episode that comes up a lot.
is because that character who's just like,
what if Peter Pan joined the Mujahideen?
Like, that's not actually a compelling character.
Right.
And so you need to do something else with it.
Yeah, I'm glad they sort of put paid to this notion of like,
Saw's just going to be there being like,
I'm just so angry, I want to blow up some scrapheads.
Now, do I think we're going to get that Sao Guerrera in the future?
Yes, I do.
I do.
my suspicions. I think we're going to get
he's right but too much, Saw Guerrera
by the time we were done this project.
Oh, I mean, that's who he is in Rogue 1, right?
A hundred percent. That's how they're framing him
in Rogue 1. They're already framing him
as that in this, by the time we get to, like, the election
you know, point or whatever. So we'll get there. He does
make some bad decisions that we'll get to. Yeah.
I did, did anyone else feel like the lighting in this
episode was super off and weird? Like,
Everything was so brightly lit this whole episode.
There was a weird, for me, it was like sometimes shots look kind of weird and unfinished,
like grainy.
Almost like there's two sources that they scanned in for the show.
Clone Wars looked this way to me before, too, where it's like one shot will look great,
and then the other looks really artifacted to shit.
It looked like season one Clone Wars, honestly, outside of, you know, the models looking a bit better,
but the lighting was, like, really flat and, like, very bright when we're, like,
And, like, interiors and stuff like that.
I don't know.
It was enough to make me write it down.
I was like, huh, this looks bizarreo.
I think they're trying to go for something with, like, oh, the atmosphere in Anderan has this purple pink hue that, like, diffuses the light in a weird way.
And it just doesn't work.
Mm-hmm.
I think it looks alien.
It doesn't look alien.
It looks uncanny.
It doesn't look like, ooh, I'm on a weird alien world.
It looks like, like you said, kind of unfinished.
I agree.
Well, and it seems like maybe they were at the limits of what they could produce for this, because like we're going to get to it, but every episode opens a within attack on the same market.
We are going to see the same market used in every single episode, and we're actually about to meet it.
So the next step is Obi-Wan and Anakin are now completely bought in.
They're like, it's time to go on the offensive.
Weirdly, they're like, let's move this insertion from the countryside into the city, which is like a real gear shift for,
What Obi-Wan was saying earlier where it's like, I don't want to do terrorism.
And now it's like, what if the most terrorism?
What if we went to do like, what if we fully started just like bombing crowded markets, which is what they're going to do.
That's going to be their primary strategy.
It's still wild.
I mean, Anakin said, don't worry, we'll just hit soft targets.
Exactly.
Which is like, oh, okay, like specifically you're going to do things that are near civilians then.
You're going to be hitting targets that regular folks can walk up to.
You're not talking about, you know, in the past, we've really focused on hard targets.
Because, like, that's what Jedi can do is, oh, I can, I'm only one person, but I can slip behind enemy lines and blow up the anti-aircraft, or I can take out the munitions facility or whatever.
The fact that Anakin, in the premise of this argument was, oh, we'll just hit soft targets is like, all right, like, you're really.
This is an insurgency.
You are talking about doing things that these people might feel is terrorism, including
the people, the civilians nearby, because it'll be happening on their way to work.
Yep.
And so, yeah, I guess, yeah, we moved to the city.
It was surprising that, like, neither Obi-Wan nor, well, primarily Obi-Wan, nobody, like,
did, like, a homie check-in on Asoka throughout this of, like, hey, we see.
said not to do terrorism
stuff
and Assoc is just like
doing things with
the squad or whatever
and nobody like calls her out on
it. She ain't see it.
I know but it's just like for how
much that was prefaced it's just
surprising that like she
they just do that they just do
like she's all
the way helping them like she's
just fully in it and like
yeah but what if it's like you're not allowed to do
Jedi stuff.
Maybe that's the middle ground they came to.
She does do Jedi stuff.
By the end, she does Jedi stuff.
Go ahead, Allie.
Anakin checks in on her, like, three different times in these episodes, though.
How about the Luxwich?
Well, it keeps being like, are you focused?
And, like, that is a wide question.
You know what I mean?
Like, we didn't know what he met in that scene.
We knew what the fuck he was talking about.
I mean, I think the interesting part of the scenes is every time of us.
lies to him um like we've watched a lot of clone wars and we know why she's doing that but like
i was really happy to see all the attempts from annikin at least to be like there's a lot happening here
do you want to talk about it no but for sure that that's fair that's fair if he does check in
in that way but yeah i guess she just doesn't but it doesn't even feel like she's hiding
something you know what i mean like typically i feel like we'd feel like we'd feel like
like, oh, she's hiding the truth of what's going on in Anderon from the Jedi Masters
because she doesn't, because she knows that she's not supposed to be doing this.
But it just felt like very nonchalant.
Well, so I think that, I think there's a couple things.
We'll get to it more where Asoka stands and all this.
I think what ends up, she needs more check-in on is like, hey, the Jedi Council views this
entire movement, your friends now, your comrades, as instruments.
uh of policy uh in their hands and meanwhile you're there seeing them as people uh and so like
the other big part of this is they're telling her like you know how like the Jedi always like
don't get too attached but in this case they mean really do not get too attached to these people
because we will give this entire thing the hook the minute becomes inconvenient and they just don't
check on how that's going to go down or where she how she feels about this this mission uh at all
I think the Anakin check-ins, I think you're really beautiful because she and Anakin lie to each other, but both from like the exact same place of Anakin being like, I understand what it is to be like tempted by the idea of interests and lives outside the Jedi Order.
But of course, you really should stay focused on the mission.
And she's like, yeah, you're right, master, I should.
I'm okay.
And he's like, great.
Glad we had that talk.
She even goes like, you do.
You do understand that.
He's like, yeah, of course.
But I just stay focused.
I just keep my head in the game.
I was like, oh, my, this fucking...
Actually, he couldn't even hit it.
From a certain point of view, he's the master of part mentalization.
You're right.
That's true.
You know, that should have been his play.
He reveals that, like, Padmae's pregnant and everything, and he's just like, hey,
from a certain point of view, I've never been married when I'm doing business for the Jedi Council.
I have no attachments when I'm in the office.
Nine to five, I'm the same Anakin you've always known.
God.
Go ahead.
I was just going to say, I thought it was silly the way that Asoka was so shook by Anakin being like, I understand.
She was like, really?
I was like, bro, come on.
Come on.
Keep up.
You're spelling weak with his wife.
You spent the time and enough time to see.
what the fuck is going on
like you know
what the fuck is going on
you don't need to do this
what
I was just like
come on
it would have been funnier
if it was like
and so it was like
oh
master I've noticed
I don't know
it would be just
oh you mean like
the Padme situation
yeah
yeah you and Padme
you're like you live together
you have the apartment together
you all have parties
you invite people over
all the time
you get
You'll fucking, yeah, which, by the way, that fruit shows up here.
And the new evil king repeatedly, like, will take a bite of one bite of fruit and throw it away.
I hate him.
What's my fruit bit?
He's like, it's, you know, a terrible hedonistic ruler who doesn't know the value of things.
And it's like, a real person would have eaten the entire fruit.
But he's living in a lap of luxury and is willing to take one bite of fruit to satiate a little taste.
and then not finish it, you know?
I'll bite my pair once, and then I don't even need the rest of it.
Well, I just think it's overdone to the point where it's like, I'm going to bring my fruit to the assassination.
He does then bring it to the guillotine.
Yeah, really quick.
We go back to the Asoka thing of like, why does she help versus why does she stay active?
What does she report back?
In the scene where, so first of all, it's weird that Obi-Wan and Anakin, I was surprised.
they stuck around for the beginning of the second episode.
They like go in with them
into the city and set up the shop, set
a base and all that. I was like, damn,
I thought y'all would have bounced and like let them deal
with that. But they do stay for that. And then they get ready
to leave and
have their leaving behind
who, Rex and DeSoka. And that's it.
By the way, Rex is undercover in Rebel
Gear and he looks sick. It's so good.
I wish that they were like,
I could watch these episodes that I could
go to Star Wars.com and read Rex's
blog. I need to know. I would be so good.
what was going through his head about all this.
Yeah, totally.
His, the symbol that he has on his head on his helmet normally is on his chest piece now.
It's like a silhouette of an animal or something.
I love that.
Anyway, so, Obi-Wan is like, all right, Annick and I are leaving.
They need us to go do other Jedi war shit.
But we think that y'all can do this.
And so we're going to leave Asoka behind just to watch.
You know, we're going to give you supplies.
We're going to give you credits.
You have to operate on your own.
And that's what he tells Asoka.
He's like, listen, we're going to keep resourcing them, but they have to learn how to operate on their own.
Their survival depends on it.
And he walks away.
And then Anakin crosses his arms and, like, leans forward and says, remember your purpose.
And walks away.
And Asoka, like, kind of, hmm, looks away.
And this is a master of student thing where I think she is like, that's right.
My purpose is to beat the separatists.
My purpose is to advise, but to make sure.
they win. And so I think that's part of why you get that. She's not really involved. She's not
out here with her lightsaber every day, but she's going to help put out the hollow generators.
She's going to toss a grenade or two. You know what I mean? She's going to make sure people,
she's going to help people up when they fall. That's just, that's what a good advisor does.
She's demonstrating and they're learning from example. You know, like the Jedi told them how to
roll those grenades. She's doing the same thing, just out on the streets. So I think it's a real
letter of the law versus spirit
of the law thing and she's learned how to find that loophole
in her mind.
So, I think Anakin would approve.
100%.
100%.
So at the end of the episode,
they sneak into the city. By the way,
I want to say a defense of the droids here.
The droids aren't stupid. They've just been giving a very hard job.
Everyone's like, the droids are too
dumb to, like, defend the city.
The droids are actually actually in the right questions.
They're like, hey, did you register this hunting expedition
that you bring all the shit into the city?
Like, do you have any documentation of this, like,
existing and is just like all like all like overwhelmed uh like border forces eventually they're
just like look there's a lot of people we need to get through here today i do not have time to
solve every mystery of why like the droids are being surprisingly adept at like being a security
force it's just they've been handed impossible task but everyone's like droids are stupid yeah it
really fucked me up that it was framed as as droids are stupid when what it was was droids
act to social pressure?
Like, there are, like, so many emotional cues and, like, manipulation here in terms of being,
like, we got to get in there that the joys are like, fine, whatever.
Okay, God.
Like.
I don't want to get in your fucking way, I guess.
You said the shop is closing or whatever.
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's interesting.
Yeah.
Because what you're saying, really, is, like, the droids are, like, people.
The droids are people.
That's what it is.
It's not that they're dumb.
It's that they have personalities.
Yeah.
And they're also just overwhelmed, like,
squatties here given an impossible task that's like if you do it wrong by the way you might
die in a terrorist bombing uh good luck and if you don't die in the terrorist bombing they'll just
deactivate you or mind wipe you and replace you so it's like it's lose lose for a droid out here
oh 100 percent so they get into the city and they sneak into the market that we're going to see
right at the start of the next episode uh which is that the insurgency now is underway uh it is it is
it is doing
insurgency stuff in the city
we see them all doing their little
special moments like Steelers sniping people
saw is just like
running around getting headshots
basically
droids is bombed in the market
we hear one of the droids sort of comment
this is like attack number five of the day
before they're...
Droids are shook again
droids are not they're not feeling good about it
the intro fills in a bit of
context that the episode I don't think does a great job, but the intro, the narration says that in the absence of civilian, despite the absence of civilian casualties, public fear has ensued. Again, getting at this notion that this arch doesn't have the bandwidth for, which is that even a good insurgency scares people. This, I understand they're not going to make Battle of Algiers here for the Clone Wars. I get it.
it. Yeah. I wish though.
At the same time, they keep trying to be like, you know, the people are, if we don't do something
to reassure the people, our movement will lose pocket with support. And then all we see are
like absolutely bloodless, like flawless attacks on droids. And the thing, though, is, like,
they are, like, jumping out in the middle of populated streets, shooting droids next to
people. So, like, and you have to read this city. Isis is, first of all, visually,
is really interesting because it's sort of classical, you know, very clearly supposed to be
Roman Greek or like Eastern Roman.
It feels very Byzantine to me in some ways.
That kind of blend of Mediterranean, really like truly Mediterranean, right?
And the streets are filled with people, just like going about their days.
And many of the opening attacks we see are bloodless.
They're not showing civilians getting caught up in the crossfire.
They are only using the EMP weapons and stuff, but it is straight up saw bouncing out of a fucking alley, like basically doing a kick flip over a person and then shooting a droid in front of them.
And it's like, bro, I'm on my way to the bank.
This is not.
And I think part of it is based on the way they show what this occupation looks like, it's not an occupation, right?
There are, it is framed as if this is just the way things are now and people have reached somewhat of a equilibrium with the Fed.
that there are dozens or hundreds of droids walking around their city, it can't be good,
but they don't spend a lot of time showing people being distraught.
But they do say it a lot.
They do.
I do kind of wonder if there are a lot of like fence sitters here who are like, well,
it was this or the Republic occupying us.
So we're going to make do, I guess, you know.
And I feel like there's a, they don't necessarily, I don't necessarily believe that at the
beginning of this arc, and maybe a better way to have framed this, would have been
the Andoranians are not necessarily for a rebellion because it seems risky and dangerous.
And they would rather live their lives at a five out of ten where they're occupied or pseudo-occupied
than risk lowering it to a three out of ten if they resist, right?
And instead, we just get fed the line that people are afraid and distraught.
But, like, we don't ever see regular people in that way.
Yeah, not quite.
I mean, the one time where somebody's like, I feel like there's a.
like a couple walking by and they're in like an alley or something and saw as like shh you know
like yeah yeah yeah but by then it feels like they're on board you know what i mean they're like
yeah we're rebellion looks good in the third episode we see a tweeluk kid be like they blew up
droids in front of me but then ever but then she sees some propaganda and she's appropriately
radicalized and reassured yeah exactly so uh after these after the attacks in this market
we get a brief interlude with King Rash, who is here on loan from Shrek.
It's sort of a younger, a younger shitty king.
And when he hears that the royal carriages was ambushed during one of these attacks,
he wasn't in it, but he's convinced the rebels are now gunning for him.
He demands to see the guy he deposed, King Dendup.
And King Dendup basically puts the marker down where it's like, well, I couldn't possibly
be involved in this
insurgency, since you've had
me in isolation since you deposed
me, who do you think I'm in
contact with? This was the most
ridiculous shit to me of this
whole arc, was this whole
like King
nonsense.
Just him constantly
being like, I know you
are doing this. And he's like, I am
literally in a fucking
box.
Not speaking to Jack
anyone.
And he was, I know.
And he's not.
That's the thing.
There is no late reveal.
No.
It's just actually not doing shit.
And the other king is constantly like, I know you've been.
It's just like, oh my God, this part like just, it just was, they wouldn't let it go.
They just kept coming back to this.
And I hated it so much.
Yeah.
So we go back to a rebel council of war.
and Obi-Wan and Asoka both sort of note that the insurgency is scaring the people
and Saw being a schmuck is like, that just means we need to increase our intensity.
And Stela and Lux both say, no, what we actually need to do here is something that
accomplishes a bit of public outreach.
And Lux and Stela us sort of collaboratively figure out that what they need is another major
attack, but it also needs to be the sort of attack
that makes a statement that the rebels
can actually win this fight.
At this point,
one could say the most pivotal moment of the insurgency,
Obi-Wan
and Anakin
peace out.
Yeah.
Anakin's like, hey, Snips, you want to stay here, or you want to just
hang out with the, like, or you want to come back to
Coruscant, your call.
She votes to stay,
and Obi-1 reiterates.
This is the bit where she's, this is where
just talked about, right?
Yeah.
This is why I think she ends up sticking, like, actually doing shit, is because
Obi-Wan says, don't do shit.
And Anakin says, but remember why you're here.
I like, I like that positioning that Anakin is secretly being, like, sort of winking and
nodding to, like, we both know what's important here.
I do want to shout out the rebel base that they have with, like, the peeling away
wallpaper. It's like a mid-century unit, you know, I think probably it's a first floor unit,
so it's going to be a little bit cheaper because you have the street noise. The lighting isn't
great, but there is some sort of weird skylight, like from a Ridley Scott movie. It doesn't make
any sense. It seems like there shouldn't be a skylight because there seems like there's other
floors on this building, but somehow there's a skylight. And lots of room to host. Everyone has
drinks. You know, it feels like, you know, I bet it's a little bit of an investment, but it's worth
it if you're going to have people over.
So that's my review of this space.
No, it is a terrific safe house.
Because if your safe house can also be a place to have a little cocktail party.
Exactly.
Now you can do, like, that's, you know, it's the, just as a rebel movement sort of has
a saw and a locks at its extremes, a rebel hideout also has extremes that it has
to sort of like synthesize here, which is that ammo boxes,
where you can serve up, like hors d'oeuvres.
That's really the goal.
So they're going to hit the power station.
And the way Staley's sort of lays it out, so it will, this isn't going to turn off the droids,
but slowly it will cause them to be unable to recharge, and eventually the droid army will
just run out of juice, basically.
I guess, yeah, which was an interesting element.
I was like, at first I was like, yeah, people love it when they get their power knocked out.
This is going to win hearts and minds, but they're like, oh, I guess the droids have to
plug in and recharge.
That makes sense.
We just don't ever see it happening, so, like, it didn't come to mind.
But they only have, like, a 10-hour battery life?
Like, that seems it efficient.
I guess, yeah.
Yeah, I feel like they could have come up with something, like a backup of some sort.
I don't know.
Maybe what if they were on a plug?
What if they were on a planet with no outlets?
Right.
What happens?
Well, you're using the ship battery.
Your ship battery.
What if ship battery dies?
Well, then everybody's fucked.
Then your stuff on planet.
Then you do what the separatists do and immediately send it more joints.
Like, we're like, I'm going to show you some batteries.
It does imply a lot here about, like, wait, the droid army then would have some huge drawbacks, right?
Like, you just got to always be dropping, like, huge things to jenny's, and, like, the droids have to rotate back to their big power strip to, like, plug back in.
Maybe it's really quick.
Maybe they supercharged quick, but you still got it to plug it in.
You know what I? You need the power on.
They have, like, USB, like, F.
They're, like, way past USBC.
And I was before, because it's a long time ago.
You get what I'm saying.
And it's just supercharge as quick, but you still need the power.
Got, I'm just imagining it.
It would be so funny if you made like a tactics game or something where a balance thing is your droid armies slowly lose charge and also rechargeability, the longer they are out.
So like you're better in droid now only holds charge for like a third of the turns that like the fresh blood does.
The thing it actually makes me think about is like it inverts the way I think.
about these units because if droids need to be recharged often, and that's like a drawback,
then they're actually probably really good at, better at defense than at assaults, right?
Because in defense, you'll always be around power resupply, right?
But that's not how we think about droids.
We think about droids as, and they show droids as dropping from the sky to go fuck shit up,
they're assaulting things, they're attacking all the time, versus, like, you know, dug in
the rookies right where like the clones are trying to hold a place or whatever it feels like
it's flipped from what this suggests to me so i don't know it's uh either way the the other part
that they get at here is that they need to get intel and the intel lives in the droid's heads
so so it goes and just bodily rips a head off a droid and they crack it open and they get the
they get the schematics and they figure out
basically
an IED lead
like attack.
Yeah. This literally is an excom mission.
You have to use the skull jack
to get the droid brain
and then analyze it back at base to find
out where the next story mission is. We've done this, Rob.
Yeah. And it unfolds like a really smooth tactics
mission. I don't have a lot to say
here except that they blow up a convertible. They use
They use the sweetest ride on the planet to blow up a bunch of a bunch of droids.
That lures out the tank that they need to breach the walls to the power station.
You know, we steal.
It's like a GTA thing happening, right?
Because they're like, oh, we have to get a five-star wanted level so we can get the tank so we can do this mission.
Yeah.
So let's blow up a car.
It'll get the cops on us.
Then we'll deal with the level three, which are the Dredecus.
or whatever, the super droids that show up, and then we'll get the tank.
Also, they use cheat codes, so it's more fun.
I will say, Allie, I know you were defending the droids before, and they were called dumb.
I agree with you.
However, if I were a platoon of droids and I just saw a random car parched sideways in the middle of the street,
in the middle of a terrorist attacks, in the middle of terrorism season, I would not have just been like,
We'll just like walk past it, around it a little bit.
I would have taken a different road.
Or I would have sent one dude up to be like, hey, is there anything in there?
Because it's not, to be clear, that car does not have like a bomb stuck underneath it.
The back seat is filled with TNT, like cartoon dynamite sticks.
Yeah.
I feel like you could just peek in the window briefly.
Do you not have like a droid to fly up and be like, oh, shit?
they have
fucking probe droids
yeah just send a probe droid
real quick
oh sure
damn well they walk forward a lot
you know what do you do
also
I can't stop being annoyed
by the fact that the
heavy droids the big
like just the ones that are all
like look like medieval knights
now they have a weak spot
where you just shoot the big like red bullseye
on there where a breastbone would be
where people think the heart is
that you can just do that now
and they just drop dead
that just continues to
like it is the way
the characters get nerfed over time
where it's like these things are now
just basically like a different flavor
of like useless droid
and like it is cool
like you know
Steela can
ace an entire squad like in seconds
but also it's like
these things don't
don't pose a problem
Originally, like, yeah, they were supposed to be kind of a thing that the clones and the Jedi would have to figure out.
Now it's like, fuck it.
Not season five.
Time to level up.
The, um, I do say, I do want to say saw has a sick maneuver here where he does like a running slide and drops a grenade underneath a bunch of their legs.
That's very fun.
Uh, stalin is the same thing to save.
Uh, isn't that her?
Yeah.
Uh, she, she does the.
Oh, that's a separate, that's the Doredeca one.
Yeah.
Yes.
That one's very cool also.
Like, that is.
Like, that's being shown on NFL films for, like, 30 years.
You know, the, uh, the reach or something.
Yes.
You know, everyone remembers where they were when the reach happened.
Uh, as she like hurls herself across the goal line, flips over midair, uh, puts a grenade under a Droidaca to, uh, to, to save Lux.
Um, Lux and Saw are still at odds a bit.
Uh, also, Saw is a bit of, uh,
a vain asshole
he's like I'll drive the tank
and we get a bit of
hang on sweetie like this needs a woman's touch
stela's one to figure out how the tank works
hot wires it
and then they go and they blow up the power station
oh man speaking of
droids being nerfed
also some of the commando droids
come boiling out of the power station to defend it
and suddenly Lux
is just like
absolutely dropping these things
like he and stela win hand-to-hand combat against the droids whose whole deal is to be like
Jedi good at hand-to-hand combat it's yeah it's a you know they're they're really pushing this
rebellion they really want us to know these are not this is not a fly-by-night operation they're here
for real you know yeah if I get it I do uh but yeah and the minute the the the power is
knocked out immediately all the people are so thrilled they're like
Like, yay, long live the rebels.
Clone Wars does not do good with crowdwork.
Like, every time Clone Wars is trying to get a notion of, like,
the way a populated space sounds or, like, a city sounds, they can't do it.
They're completely lost.
It does not.
There's some other good sound work here, and one of the two videos I've brought today is about sound work,
but it's not.
We're going to watch that later.
We're towards the end of the fourth episode,
because it's about some vehicles in that one, partially.
I do like their night vision goggles.
They go Sam Fisher mode and use the dark to just, like, knock out a bunch of droids, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is Sam, they've got the three-eyed night vision goggles.
Yeah.
Which is weird because they don't have, why do they, why is it like that?
What's the pitch on the Sam Fisher three-eyed goggles?
Why is it that way?
Oh, like, why the night vision goggles have more, like so many eyes?
All night vision goggles have three.
Tons of them have, like, eight eyes.
I believe because a lot of them are, like, they are gathering a ton of, like, light and info,
and then they're projecting it on the interior displays.
So I think it is partly that you can get more...
That makes sense.
You can get more visual data with, like, multiple lenses.
I see.
Yeah.
Yeah, wow, I'm looking at ones with, like, four lenses that look at all directions.
This is wild.
Okay, sure.
I don't go here, so...
Yeah.
Also, it does, it does bother me.
The first time we see them busted out is Asoka putting them on to stare at the burning power station.
It's like literally the thing not to do.
She's the ones to blow these babies out.
So it all goes smoothly.
The people now see that the rebels are awesome.
The rebels have another council of war back there, their sweet hideout.
Rex says what everyone is thinking, which is that Stela is absolutely hand.
Hands down, the best leader in this group.
Soka is jealous of Stala again, and Anakin is once again doing the homie check-in, but only the homie check-in about like, hey, so you're kind of hung up on this rando, huh?
I was once the rando that someone way out of my league was hung up on, but it was all worked out.
She said she was ready to die, and then we got married.
I wish he'd come clean.
Me too.
I mean, maybe this is the setup, right?
Like, maybe this is like the little crumby, crumb-crum that we get before we get something real.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Anagan spins the chair around, sits down backwards.
Like, so I'm married.
If that happens, I wouldn't put it past the show to do some shit.
This thing is, like, they could do it.
Right?
It's possible that they could do it.
Yeah.
And she just keeps the secret.
I don't know.
Maybe, I don't know, we got, what, two, three seasons left?
Two seasons left.
I guess most of this one, too.
Yeah.
Tons.
Two and a half.
Plenty of time.
It's possible.
Well, those next two seasons are short, remember.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're only like 12 episodes or something.
And one of them's probably about, so Anakin's Darth Vader now.
So we'll see how it all lands.
Season 6
Anakin reveals
I'm a happily married man
Season 7
My name is
Darth Vader now
I am the Joker
So
somebody
Like some rando who becomes
Later
the token
Emotional sacrifice
Is like
Hey
we should vote
on a leader, I'm voting for
Steela. Anyone with me? And everyone's like
yeah. Well, first, okay, first, for some reason
both or all
saw
Lux and Steel are like, this is what I think we should do next.
Like, unprompted. Just for some reason. They're just like, I'm going
to make a speech about why I should be
the fucking president of the Rebel Alliance.
And Saul is like, we should fight harder.
We should do more violence.
And then Lex is like, we should use our words and do more politicking.
And then Steele is like, we should do both.
And then someone's like, let's vote for Stela.
Like, I'm with her.
And.
Don't do Steela like that.
I'm glad we're spared.
what actually happens in revolutionary politics
where stela has to have saw killed
at a certain point
where she's like
rejoining the republic
and he's like, what? No, I was fighting
for a free honor and bam.
Sorry, we can't. Well, and actually,
Anakin eludes to this.
Anakin gives a really interesting speech
to set up the election.
He says, now you must rally the people.
You will need their support.
Your ability to influence them will determine your
capacity to represent them. Not only
on the battlefield, but off of it, against your enemies and even within your own ranks.
And like, it is maybe one of those trenchant things Anakin has said in this entire series about
like, yeah, actually you're going, like, the ability to be like, have credible popular
support is useful not just to win these things, but also to shut down rivals who might
crop up in a revolutionary movement. And it's true. They're spare of the ugly.
of what's going to ensue because, yeah, the rando who's going to be sacrificed later,
sort of boozily stands up and is like, hey, am I the only one feeling staler right now?
Everyone's like, yeah, we are.
Again, this is why it's so good to choose a good safe house because the vibes, that's how you get
a leader by information.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's what they do the weird, like, what's going on with Saw and Steela, or at least
Assoca is completely whiffed on the undercurrents there.
Because he storms out.
He's like, well, I guess nobody wants to, nobody supports my unhinged terrorism plan.
And storms out into the night.
And Lux is like, eh, fuck him.
And Stela says, no, I have to go after him.
Soca's response is just, why?
It's so mean.
And she's like, because he's my brother.
And like, it feels like a reveal.
Like, it feels really hard.
Like, Lux is jealous that Stila's, like, going after Saul.
Like, it feels like this, like, love fucking square thing where Asoka's pining after Lux and Lux's pining after Stila and Stila's finding after Saw.
It's like a whole thing.
And she's like, he's my brother.
I was like, the fuck is going on, right?
And then the next episode,
Stela Guerrera is the leader of the rebels now, whatever.
I'm just like, oh, my God.
But it's just such a weird thing.
Why make it a secret?
Like, who gives-
I don't think it, I feel like I knew it was that they were siblings right away.
Same.
But it does feel like this was a reveal to-
But the show is trying to, yes, the show is trying to, like, be like,
it they you can't deny that it it feels like a reveal moment like I think that I just think that
they're trying to hit that like he's my brother like I have to I have to make a hard decision I have to
go help him even though he's being an asshole we're close we're you know I feel that family family
first that's the way I read it but then why have Asoka be like what she says it like she
it's not Assoca's finest moment like I think we know I think the weird vibe
around this or Asoka badly misread
a situation and then we're all like
why does the show think this was going on
and the show doesn't but Asoka did
it's like wow
Saw it's really moving in on Lux's girl
but hey more for me
and like it's just all
it's all bad
yeah it does end with like a weird
close up on Asoka like really trying to
piece together what just happened so
maybe you're right maybe this is just like a
Luke and Leia reference like
let's make this rhyme
It's like when Han was like, I won't get in your way.
I will, I'll let you and Luke be together.
And so, yeah, it's like, you know, this happens in rebel movements where sometimes somebody is like, I will let you and your brother get married.
And it's like, no, wait.
Set them straight.
But that's my brother.
Oh, my God.
I feel like you're probably right and that makes this so much worse for me.
I'm like 10 times more mad that this happens.
thank God this episode this arc is made and it's a children's cartoon coming out when it does
because prestige TV in like five years the tension would be that Stalin saw our thing
once game with Thrones heads it's it's over true true true uh so we cut back so things have changed
on the rebel side and we we check in on rash and things are also changing over there rash is
like well I wouldn't be getting my ass kicked you sent me a better army I wouldn't take that
attack with ducu but there he goes
and ducu is like fine
I'll send you better troops and I'll send
you this awesome tactical
droid Kalani
and
yeah that droid's bad news
that that droid
that droid's got like an eagle head
and like fucked up
markings and the name
yeah yeah right yeah
not a number
not a number
so you got to know
interesting
If Duku is going to send you a droid with a name and a cape and all that, you're done.
You've already fucked up.
You just got on the-you-you-you-you-ha.
You've got to get on the transport now and be like, I'm going to be the legitimate king in exile.
Yep, yep.
Bye-bye, Bozo.
Let me know when this campaign is over.
I'll do whatever you want.
I just, you know what?
All done.
Yeah.
He's out.
But he doesn't.
He does not really cede to Kailani at all.
Um, and continues to go up against, they go up against each other throughout the next two episodes.
Um, I have to say, vibe, vibe check on the, on the Twilic child.
Poor.
Oh, this initial attack?
Yes.
Poor. Poor. Terrible vibes from the Twilight Child.
Like, uncanny valley.
Yeah.
Territory.
I felt like what, they were just, the.
most unsettling character
I've ever seen in Star Wars.
It's the teeth?
The teeth were well executed.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't like it.
It's like, why's that baby got dentures?
We'll probably like just have different teeth.
You know, it's a different situation.
We'll fly like.
Sure.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Yeah, it's
also, it's just not great that like the only, like,
how do we illustrate that the
rebels are also
scaring people a little bit
well we'll just bring in
the Twilac because they are
they are our shorthand for like
pathetic
like hapless occupied people
even though this isn't their planet
right like we've only seen them
like in we've seen them in two modes
refugee mode
because their planet's been taken over or like
rebel mode where they're like
fighting to reclaim their planet
but the show has gotten this habit of like
twilex more than any
anyone else are like the subaltern in Clone Wars.
I actually wonder if, truly, if they don't have other children models of this age.
And they're like, pull out the Twilac.
What about the younglings?
Baby Mando's.
Yeah, they had all those kids.
They're too young.
They're too young.
Sorry, they're too old.
Those are teenagers.
This is a little baby who's being held by a hand who still has all her baby
twilight teeth.
We don't have, this is like a, this is like a four-year-old or a three-year-old.
We've seen a lot of those in Twylex.
We've not seen a lot of like humans at that age.
That is a good point.
But I think it, I mean...
It should have made a new one, but I suspect this is like, well, we have those
twilight bodies.
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
In the back, it's a pull them out.
I do love that they, so yet again, they have another huge attack where they blow up a
shitload of droids, one of the big, heavy droids.
There's an explosion that is, like, the biggest grenade explosion I think we've ever seen in Clone Wars.
There's probably, like, there's basically, like, a column of, like, 20 droids, and Steyl throws one grenade, and it wipes them out.
We've never seen anyone use a grenade this well.
Like, perfect.
She should be, they need to recruit her.
She should be a general.
They got to get her out of here.
They need a metaclion test, because this is, like, Anakin blowing up the, like, command ship.
by accident, like.
Yeah.
But then, like, so it freaks people out,
but all that is required is an inspiring speech.
Stela's like, people of Anderon.
She starts.
And then the little projectors they've put all around this marketplace pop up.
And they're, like, projecting battle mech-sized pictures of Stela as she delivers the speech.
And that brings us.
as that's unfolding, we go back
to Rasha's little
council of war, and
Kalani,
Kalani's here to kill.
Kalani's like, this is not a problem.
We're going to wipe out
everybody.
And so, the more they come at us,
the more we're going to kill them.
And this introduces a
complication, which is that
Anderan had a military. Before this,
we meet General Tandon.
Is that the guy's name?
Yeah, Tandon, yeah.
Tandon.
And there's tension between him and Kalani, because Kalani has argued that all of this feels like there's inside help, that Tandon and his Anderan forces are not reliable, and it permitted things to get this far.
It offends Tandon.
All of this convinces, though, rash that this is really all Dendom's doing.
and he brings him out once again
to this time tell him
I don't care if you're in isolation
I know it's you
and that's why we're going to kill you
and we're going to publicly execute you
and that word immediately goes to
the rebels who
are all
kind of stunned by this announcement
and need to figure out what to do
saw doesn't need to figure out what to do
rescue mission time
that's rescue mission time what are we doing
just to make a rescue mission.
But it seems like nobody else is in agreement with that.
Everyone's like, well, he had a good run.
But we got shit to do over here.
I don't think it's like he didn't have a good run.
He didn't do shit.
But the king especially didn't do shit.
He literally didn't do shit.
He was just fucking locked up.
And then the rebels are like, well, fuck.
Damn, sad to see him go.
But, you know.
And even Asoka's like,
yeah, I got to agree with
the homies on this one. And she's right?
I don't know.
Is she, though?
I mean, I've seen people.
You have to take me into the house of someone from Anderan
that has the picture up.
You know what I mean?
Of the old king.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's what I needed to know because like,
oh, do people care about the old king?
Because I didn't see that they did until the end.
Yeah, definitely not.
That's the thing that really feels missing from this arc
is that like I wish we had more contacts of like
how the first power flip happened
and like how this evil fruit guy
got into power
and like if people
if that's why like people are afraid to fight back
or like if that created such like
insecurity for people in the streets
that they're not supporting the rebels
and also in Steela's defense
like she's not even like
we're not going to save him
she's like let's go save him
when they take him out of the palace
instead of like going behind castle walls.
We would get into the palace.
We would get into the palace and kill the fucking evil king.
Also later they showed they're not ready to kill an evil king
because they're cowards or whatever.
But still, they would do it.
If they could get in there safely, they would have done it by now.
Yeah.
Star Wars has a royalty problem.
Like if Star Wars were a person, it is clearing out the magazine racks at every grocery store.
Every time there's a Queen Elizabeth,
her reign in pictures.
And it's just like, hell yes.
Give me that.
I love it.
Oh, we're memorializing Prince Philip and just like throwing that shit in the bottom of the
shopping cart.
You got royalty in Star Wars.
Star Wars wants to like restore them to power.
Yeah, it's true.
It's so wild because I, I mean, the context given is basically, like, Saw meets up with
him and it's like, we are.
saving you and we are doing this rebel shit and we're gonna take back on around and you're the true king
and he's like bro like i chose not to do anything um i was given a choice join the republic or join
the separatist and i said neither and then i got usurped and a separatist became in charge
and now we're with the separatist like that's what happened he really doesn't he's not like
giving fighting words like you know what on or on's my fucking planet he calls him a medler he says you're
one of the ones creating disorder yeah he's like stop it i'm like you're such a shitty king what the
fuck the thing is like his so that whole exchange is interesting because yeah it's like first
saw gets in there really easily by the way that just is disconcerting yeah he's batman grappling
hooks up there and that's it maybe he was right uh this wasn't bad there's it's a trap
It's a trap.
Sort of.
I don't know, but imagine like 20 people up there with grappling hooks and guns.
Yeah, exactly.
But Dendup, yeah, is like, oh, I never wanted this whole insurgency.
But yeah, his speech is, this was all my doing.
I opened the door.
That's why the separatists are here.
I was faced with a difficult choice to join the Republic or the Confederacy.
Both are corrupt, but I had to pick aside before one was chosen for me, except I chose neither.
And then what brings him around, this is.
This part I do find interesting.
Saw tells him that the Jedi are helping us,
that the Jedi are back in this insurgency.
And Dendup is like, yes, I have waited for this.
And so like,
why is he so geeked on that, though,
if he literally did it,
he chose not to join the Republic.
You could have just joined the Republic and the Jedi would.
But what if he doesn't want to join the Republic,
but does he want to join the Republic?
The Jedi military dictatorship.
Yes.
Like, if, like, I think there's a little part of him that here's this and, like, direct role from the Jedi Council, this I can get behind.
I think he, okay, well, do you want to hear what Dave Filoni thinks?
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is a very, this is a very, this is a very, it's a five-minute video.
Okay.
It's not very goofy, but I think it's very insightful.
for this episode and broader.
I've never heard Faloni speak
as directly about some of the
things he speaks about here.
This video used to be on Star Wars.com.
It is not anymore.
This video has 34 views.
It's on YouTube.
It was put on YouTube
by someone who also added
Spanish subtitles to it.
It's called Secrets of the Clone War
Season 5 front runners.
It is, I think,
a video recording
of the video. So the sound
quality is not great. It took me
forever to find it. I was like, there has to be
flowing talking about these episodes
somewhere. And this is the only
this is it. I cannot find this video
anywhere else. Now, is it on the DVD
features? Maybe. I don't have
the DVD features. I can't just go look
at, you know, maybe that exists
there somewhere, but it's not ripped
anywhere else as far as I can tell.
So I'm going to link this now.
What did he say?
It's not a story in Star Wars.com
would like to tell.
I would like you just would like to tell it's not it's literally not and it used to
again it used to be on starwors.com so okay are we ready yeah yeah right camera
de los holochronis that's right love it you know it's for the people all right ready
three two one go hey star wars fans my name's david collins and you're at star wars
I'm with Supervising Director of the Clone Wars, Dave Filoni.
We just took a look at the third episode of Season 5, The Front Runners.
Dave, how are you doing?
I'm really good, really good.
Good.
Well, let's talk about And Dron.
Let's talk about that planet and what the people are going through and sort of the
what seems to be the beginning of a rebellion.
Yeah, basically, when we were doing Anderan and George brought in the ideas of these rebels,
the whole thing started with wanting to say that the Clone Army, the Army of the Republic,
these, you know, troopers coming in everywhere, all looking at the same, very menacing.
Even when they're trying to do good as the Jedi and the clones,
that some of the planets felt it was too aggressive,
that it was too dangerous, that it was imperialism.
You know, some planets felt that way.
So he said the word.
Lux von Terry, who's a friend of Socutano, obviously,
it was his idea to say to the rebels, well, I know a Jedi,
I think we need their help.
This begins an idea where Anikin says, we can train these insurgent groups.
We can train up the local freedom fighters to fight for the Republic
to get what we want out of this and we'll back them.
Ultimately, this is now a group of rebels.
If it's successful, they will do this on O'Dron.
They'll do this on a bunch of planets throughout the galaxy.
And when everything falls apart and the empire takes over,
you still have these little structures out there
of these militias that were created by the Jedi
and they say, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?
I think so.
These clones now, this is exactly what we were worried about
because they were so militant.
This is imperialism.
This is an empire now.
So they're not in favor of this.
So you see that before the empire takes over,
we already had these little groups out there.
And what they do is they need a way to come.
come together and that's really where your bail organas and your mon mothmas come in they're the way
that you can galvanize these rebels and you get a rebel alliance you look at the symbol of the
androonian rebels they have like a piece else a rebel alliance logo as part of their logo their outfits
are very inspired by early ralph mccory drawings i think some of the indoor troopers that we
saw in return the Jedi we use. So there are just little ways that we start to say not only is this
getting closer to the Sith, it's actually getting closer to, you know, the Star Wars of the 70s and
the 80s, the Civil War that's going to come and we're setting all these things up. This is also a
civil war. We're doing it politically, we're doing strategically through the military, we're doing it
through the emotions of the characters. And season five really catapults us, you know, pretty far in that
direction. Where are the Jedi at in terms of the ideal of the Jedi order versus being put in the
role of generals, which is, of course, a natural role for the Jedi to be in? How much of that has
really corrupted the order? Is that just sort of a natural byproduct of having to lead this massive
army? It's both. It's both. It's both. It's both. It's a natural byproduct, which is exactly
what city is once. It's, uh, you know, they are, it splits their focus. It splits their focus. It compromises
their morals. They should not be fighting this war. They should not be. Because it makes them not
peacekeepers. It makes them soldiers. And I'm not saying that that's a bad thing. And we make
that clear in the episode. I mean, we've shown with the clones that they are truly brave
soldiers doing great deeds and heroic deeds. But that doesn't mean that that's the role for
everyone. And it's not, that's not the role for the Jedi. The Jedi were supposed to be
the negotiators, the peacekeepers, the one that, you know, the ones that bring balance to
arguments that make you put your weapons down, not ignite your weapons and rise up and
fight.
Like a lightsaber.
You know, they've compromised themselves.
That was going to be a job for the clones.
But once you understand that, you see how easy it was for them to let go of control of that
military establishment for guys like Tarkin, guys like Yilarin, who came in at the front of it
and said, okay, so you don't want to be the generals, will be the generals, will establish
a hierarchy for the clones, we'll establish a military, a grand army of the republic.
You can lead them and we'll follow your strategies for now.
But since you are peacekeepers, ultimately we'll take this over.
So Tarkin, you know, we brought him in the series to know that ultimately this is his big move
to really gain control for what he hopes is the coming empire.
Well, it's fascinating.
It's really interesting to watch and certainly it's been a great ride so far.
We can't wait to see more out of season five of the Clone Wars
and see where this goes.
Thanks, nice.
Yeah, thanks so much, Dave.
We've been with Dave Filoni, the supervisor director of Star Wars, the Clone Wars.
Stay tuned here to Star Wars.com for more episodes and more behind the scenes.
Nope.
We'll see you next.
You're going to erase this.
Nope.
You are.
You don't do a race, Dave Polone is saying that the Jedi have been corrupted.
I'm like, how are we in season five and we're just now getting some real fucking, talking
real shit from Dave Filoni?
Real answers.
Real answers.
I do think the thing of him being like the Jedi didn't want to be generals,
and that is part of how Yalarin and Tarkin and others slip in and become like kind of load-bearing support for what the military ends up being.
It's really interesting when it comes to.
And we still have to get to what Order 66 looks like.
But why doesn't the whole military fall apart when Order 66 happens?
Because there are these other human generals ready to take up command.
Right.
Right.
Right, right.
Which is interesting.
Yeah, I've never thought about how did they get there.
Yeah.
But it makes total sense that in the absence of the Jedi and, yeah, I guess, yeah, I mean, you, it's fascinating that a clone doesn't, you know, there's no clone that assumes a higher position.
No one gets promoted out of, out of the Jedi is getting murked.
Like, it's.
But that we've seen yet anyway.
I can imagine we'll get a story like that, maybe?
I wonder.
I don't know.
I don't know what Badbatch is like about about.
So. Yeah.
But I do think it's interesting him talking about the, it's very funny to hear Dave Filotti say the word imperialism.
To say that like, gesture at the fact that this king looks at the Republican says,
seem kind of imperialistic to me.
It's fascinating.
It's so wild.
It's like.
I mean, for over a year now, we've been like, do they know what they are, like, do we, do they know?
Do they know what they're saying in this episode, in that episode?
Like, do they know that this is what is coming across?
And like, maybe they do, question mark?
Like, I mean, this is pretty, pretty, you know, solid evidence that Filoni is thinking about these kinds of things.
and it really begs the question of what the combination of like this material and it getting deleted
like scrubbed off the internet is so fucking wild to me because I'm just like was that just
something that was never supposed to be said but it's in there but it couldn't be I think it
probably just got purged but because there's also another another another thing that got
there's another thing from the same arc that's missing
that is literally just like
behind the scenes
like talking about Asoka
at Asoka's position. Rob, you were
like on the precipice of...
Well, just, I think something interesting here is that
well, George is in the background
also pushing the church and hard.
Like, Faloni is alluding to the fact
that this arc, he
does know what the arc means and like
where it's going, but also it's being
pushed by George who's trying to
establish a continuity
of events and a series of like
this is very
once you sort of know this
like of course this is how Lucas likes to have these things
sort of like nesting layers of irony
in these things where it's like oh yeah
the Jedi actually like
plant the seas the turn into the rebellion
that Anakin is fighting
as Vader
but yeah that like this is not
necessarily Faloni's arc
or what he would have done with this
but it is it is Lucas
in the background being like
no, so the fact that
the clone army is
fighting on all these fronts of the behest of the Jedi
is alarming the people
and should be seen
as an alarming movement.
Mm-hmm.
Two other things I'll note there,
they call the third episode of the fifth season,
which isn't a thing
because they're run order.
That's why they pulled it. It changed.
Oh.
Because it isn't, oh, wait, no, sorry.
Is this the third or is this the fourth?
This is the fourth.
Because the first, because it leads off.
This is the third episode of the Ark.
You're right.
The first episode is the Saw, uh, the Star, uh, the Darth, uh, the Brothers.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Also, why would you not want to start the season with this arc though?
I know, bro.
This arc is a movie.
I know.
Do this one.
It's good.
Like, I have some, like, I don't know that it's like perfectly paste.
And I think it looks kind of bad in certain places.
But like, I think it's a solid.
Yeah.
We haven't like weighed in or what if we like it or not.
And I, you have some, again, I have some issues with it.
But I'm both, basically, I'm like,
Yeah, hell yeah.
Like, we're seeing the foundations of the rebels.
We're seeing, you know, Anakin going to CIA mode multiple times.
He's about to do it again in the next episode.
We get like, I don't like Lux Monterey.
Like, I don't.
And this is his final arc.
This is it.
We're done with Lux Monterey.
Oh, wow.
The only other time Lux comes up is in the novelization, I think, of Battlefront
2, the video game as like a grandpa.
That didn't have a plot.
A great grandpa?
Oh yeah, it did.
The second Battlefront, the second Battlefront, yeah, sorry, the second Battlefront, too, Rob.
Yes, the Eden Verso that, that, that, from a few years ago.
But he's done after this.
But this arc is the arc we kind of wanted him to have last time.
And we were like, show us Lux, go through some shit.
Show us, Lux, grow as a person and, like, make some decisions and, like, try to do something.
I still think he comes out like a herb, but, like, that's a character arc.
You know, he goes through something.
era. So I don't understand why they don't open with this arc. I guess because people were
hot off that mall, Savage stuff, but like to break that arc up and put that first episode of a
later arc, which you're going to get to in weeks and weeks now, it's just like, yeah, I don't
know. This might be the most I felt like that. You know how I am in terms of production order
versus, you know, release order versus people wanting to watch in terms of chronology. I don't
mind watching stuff out of chronological order.
But this feels like a miss to me because this is such a cohesive.
There's a unity of effect here that's like, if we just rolled into season five like this,
it would be great.
Yeah.
Agreed.
I also do think, like, again, the fact that the king here is identifying that, like,
hey, the Republic has nothing to recommend it.
That, like, these are two corrupt forces in the galaxy that you're sort of being pressed to
choose between.
is, is a, I kind of wish I'd, I kind of wish Asoka had heard of a version of that sentiment, though I think she's going to get, she's going to see it firsthand. She's going to get a taste of that corruption as this, as this arc unfolds. But, yeah, Saw goes to bat grappling hook out of the house arrest the king is under and the laser fencing is up and they can't make their escape. And so we see him,
The word gets back to the rebels that he's been captured and he'll be sort of added to the execution lists.
And then we see Kalani, well, just kind of torturing the shit out of a saw.
And again, here's something else that kind of surprise me.
Tendon speaks to Kalani like a person.
Yeah.
Like the militia leader, they have a conversation between two professionals.
And there is no weird, like, he uses a word calculate, but it's, I think it, like, it goes here because he's trying to get at.
Kalani sees things as these like cold mathematical, like butcher's bills that we're going to pay.
And he interrupts the interrogation and says, you can control the people of Anderon, but you won't sustain it against their will.
What you are doing guarantees more will take his place.
And Kalani basically replies once again with, yeah, and we'll kill them too.
And Tannin's just sort of like sighs and says, you have strong tactics, but it is unfortunate you cannot calculate a different approach and leaves it there.
But it's like also.
Rob, this is my shit.
You know this is my romance in the three kingdoms, is my legend of galactic hero shit.
I love it when two generals, two tacticians are like on the same side clearly disrespect each other and like are having it out in polite terms.
It's so different from the interactions
most people have with droids.
Yeah, totally.
I guess because Kalani is sort of given a name
and the proper, like he occupies a position
as a character in this, but Tan engages with him
on that level.
And then he has sort of a moral debate with Saw
in the interrogation room where they both
kind of accuse each other of being traitors,
but all Saw's shots.
land, and none of Tandon's do.
And so it sort of ends with Tandon protesting that, no, he remains free and an independent
actor as he beats his head against the table next to his martini glass.
Yeah.
I do think this was like one of the higher beats for me in this arc, because the worst thing
that it could have done is not given Saw the development to have the win here and instead
have the audience be like, well, I wish Lux was there with the right words.
whatever like being able to have sob make this argument and like succeed in making this argument was like okay good yeah you did not fuck this up you could have really fumbled this and it makes sense because i don't think lux would impress this dude right like it makes sense for both of these characters that you know uh it is not just that uh this is a person from on duran who's making a claim about like the people needing to be free it's someone who has been out there getting his hands dirty doing the work of getting it done
which is part of what appeals to like this version of the old soldier right like he can there's a real
you can see that tandon sees himself and saw a little bit you know it's like one of those things
happening um and he gets under his skin in the right way you know and that's that's good to me
that's the stuff yeah i think um well locks would have been he would it would be poorly written
regardless because that's what they do with locks but uh
The world is simple for Saw in a way that it's simple for this general.
And sort of the direct, like, imperative of here's the situation.
Of course, this is how you have to act.
I think cuts through a lot of what's the fog that the tannin has been in.
The execution sequence is pretty wild because they basically repeat it twice is kind of how it feels.
Like, we have the lead up to the first execution, and then we're going to have a lead up to a second execution.
execution.
Real quick, I just want to hit this lines.
I have to double-check the exact thing.
At the end of that exchange, the line that really, like, wins the case is, it's not
when he says, I'm not a terrorist, I'm a patriot, and resistance is not terrorism.
That bit, okay, like, I get it.
We've seen the rest of the show.
King Dendup chose his people instead of taking his side in the intergalactic war.
Separatists have taken over Anderan because we let them.
And the reframing of what Dendip did as being about protecting his people instead of being about being a coward and being afraid to choose.
And instead saying, we, it was then on us to step up and keep the separatists out and we didn't do it.
And now we have to.
It is like such an effective way to position how Saul sees the world to this general.
I think that was like, they did it.
They did the damn thing.
They could have really fucked up Saul here.
And they didn't.
So I'm very relieved with that.
I dig their little laser guillotine
Yeah, that shit's cool
I'm sad it wasn't actually a guillotine though
It was just like a
Holding the
Well
So it's like you know
We should describe it
Because for people who haven't seen it
It is
Imagine there's like a frame or like two
You ever seen a liar
Sure
Yeah
Like the instrument
and there are red laser beams
that are going left to right
from one of the kind of posts to the other post
and it isn't that they cut things
there's just energy there all the time
and they demonstrate this by like hovering another piece of fruit
in the middle of it they toss a piece of fruit into it
it hovers in the guillotine
then they charge it with electro-sticks
and when the charge hits it like activates the laser
to become cutting lasers instead of just light lasers and it cuts the thing.
So it's a weird, it's not like, when I say laser guillotine, you might think a guillotine,
but instead of a blade, there's a laser beam.
And it's not quite that.
Right.
But the theatrics are there.
They are.
A hundred percent.
Yes.
Yes.
I will say, the Colin Trevereaux script for the episode nine did have a real-ass laser guillotine
in it, and there is concept art of it.
And that one, if I remember right, is like a true-ass.
laser guillotine so
y'all can just search for that it's
you know I'll put it in the episode notes
I'll put it in the show notes there we go
so anyway
the fact that the thing has to be stabbed
with the two electrospeers is also very funny
I love it yeah to work
and then
speaking of like a bit of theatrics
it's very important the rebels
not attack to the last possible
second yep at which
point Lux fulfills his destiny
of being on the cheer squir
That's the base of the pyramid.
He does it.
Yes.
It 100% is a cheer squad maneuver.
They pop stela up on their shoulders so that she can get the shot.
But they do it in smooth choreography.
You could set this to any pop song you want, and they won't hit the beat.
Let's get ready to double.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
It would be great.
Anyway, she does hit the shot.
Uh, yeah, and the, the attack, uh, the attack goes well.
They, uh, Lux tosses smoke bombs onto the, uh, onto the stairs.
They overrun the droids who were there.
Uh, but as they are about to escape with the king, the heavy droids show up and they kill the lady who was like, I vote.
Stela as our, she just gets nailed, uh, as she's like, let's get out of here.
And so places please, we're redo.
doing the execution, but now
all the rebels are here, and
we're going to execute all of them.
So,
so Rash wins.
And Asoka
is staying there being like,
okay, well, no, I'm not, this is not.
I can't stand by for this one,
and begins to move through the crowd, but
Tandon is also up there
in the palace looking down.
And so just
before Asoka can strike,
Tandon interrupts the execution
with his
I guess we'll call them now like the loyalist militia
and basically takes them all into custody
Kalani, the king, everybody
and here is where I would just
I would simply maybe win the war here
I would win the war here
it feels like if you just do this you win the war
do the damn thing
yeah
also how did none of those droids shoot anyone
outside of the one person they killed
there's a huge crowd of people
they didn't miss and hit somebody yeah i don't know yeah like they don't give a fuck
king doesn't give a fuck but yes they should have just killed the king rob this is what you're saying
yeah yeah and the king i agree i agree all he's got i guess i guess the idea is once the king
and kalani were killed the droids would simply kill everybody um and so what tandon does is like
you guys go and i will i'll all hold rash hostage
until you've made your escape.
And this is where Asoka intervenes,
knocks the droids over with the force,
and this is enough to discombobulate everybody enough for her
to get tanned into safety,
and now they all head for the hills as rash is like,
God, seize them!
And once again, we get that great Clone Wars crowdwork.
I'm like, no, we love the rebels!
And the droids, to your point, Natalie,
again, this seems like a moment where the droids just start bashing
people aside and opening fire to get the
fleeing rebels. And instead
the big droids are like, well,
damn, I'm out of ideas.
All these people are mad.
They're mad at us. We can't do
anything about it. Yeah, this feels like a moment
where Kalani would have ordered them
to just start shooting. A hundred percent.
Right? 100%.
But, alas.
Yeah.
So that leads us
to, by the way, the people
turning on the droids. And
rash that that's revisited at the start of the next episode with yet another market attack uh this
time this time it's a new propaganda message from dendup endorsing stela and the rebels as the
true sons of andron little like given the stela's woman i don't know like maybe we could
have found a different word than sons but sure we'll go with it appeal those traditional value
sure uh i'm can dendip and i support this message
people see this message, they're so
like pissed at the droids
that they start hitting them with more
fruit. One gets his head
stuck in melon.
Leave the droids alone.
They're, I mean.
Are they an Ivy Party Force? Yes.
But they're just doing their jobs.
But they're just, they're chilling.
They're just like standing around being like
beep boop, pop. And you're just going to get
sticky. Like what do you do? Right. You're going to
get shot is really the thing.
Don't want that. You know what I mean?
like yeah if that giant
if you want to sign up sign up
like get go fight these guys like yeah
don't like be like pew
with your little
fruit
your bogan fruit or whatever it is
again like we're spared a Boston
massacre type situation by the fact that a
giant dinosaur is there
that's true the dinosaur helped because if the giant
dinosaur hadn't been there they just like shot
those people
comrade dinosaur was here to help to sit on the
droids yeah
So, also, yeah, the propaganda message was dropped off by Asoka, and Lux, the rebels have dragon, dragons now?
Yeah, this is the-teradactyls.
They had them right away, because that's, um, uh, Saul shows up on one in the first episode.
That's how he makes his big arrival.
He like swoops in and hops off one of the seradactyls.
And it's like, I'm Saul Guerrera, and I'm cool.
his voice wasn't as good as mine there
I don't think the voice actor is bad
I just think he got bad direction here
and probably wasn't the right casting for this dude
but they fly back
to the rebel hideout
which is now in like these craggy cany cany
and
this part bugs me
stale is like
we can't
everyone acknowledges this war might be in its final stages
actually
And Stato's like, we can't fight in the Capitol.
If we fight house-to-house, there's too much damage.
Tons of people get killed.
We need to fight outside the city.
And everyone's like absolutely dend up.
Asoka, everybody is like, correct.
We need to fight a stand-up battle outside the city.
And I feel like they're kind of asking for what happens to happen.
Like, I don't know.
You've done really well in the city.
You did pretty good in the city.
Yeah.
Like we need to have is just a big, big old dust up.
The people are with you there now, too.
And there's a lot of things that droids, it's a lot of things that the droid army has,
so they can't really use in that situation.
You get a lot of advantage from being the people inside of these houses.
They got to use all the main thoroughfares.
You can shoot down at them.
They gave all that up.
Yep.
Yeah, weird choice.
Also, of an interesting.
thing about the scene is that the former king and the former general both like well
Steela whatever we're doing it's your decision like don't you all have like years of experience
in the military you're just going to put this all on her so if it it fucks up it was like well it was
Steela's plan it felt to me like the king was making a decision there to be like all right general
your time is done it's stayless time now like you work for her as like a way of I don't know what
his long-term plan was there, but I did sense a little bit of, not tension, but I don't know
what the general agrees with that decision necessarily.
There's an undercurrent here of the king recognizes that the rebels are going to be an important
political force, and Stela is going to be basically his prime minister while he's head of state.
Oh, sure.
You're right.
And so I think that's the move here is to legitimize the force and also give Stela like a
peer position
to the king
but first they got to win
this battle and that's not a given
especially because Kalani
his dumb we probably should have expected which is
unleashed giant
weapon that's going to
absolutely own the rebels in
a field battle. What he's got
is one of the hunter killers from
Terminator but
now it's working for
him on this planet.
It's a big old
like flying saucer gunship
that's like made of machine guns
and it is a droid
it's one of these situations where it is a droid
it has a big droid face
it has these kind of like
it talks the guns
feel like they're coming out of its cheeks
which is very funny to me
and it has like infinite missiles
it has like missiles the way like
an ace combat game plane has missiles
just doesn't just constant
I mean, it's like a gunship versus a plane, you know, and it just keeps shooting.
That is the thing that I have sound behind the scenes on, if people want to hear how they make the sound for that weird thing.
And also, there's another little, there's a little, there's a little falloty in here, too.
I'll let you know the very beginning of, just a little nibble.
the very beginning of this video
the video kind of like
freezes for a second
and so that's not your
that's not the video being broken
your internet being bad
that's just the way I made it
made it bad for a second
this isn't the whole video
this isn't the whole video
it's just part of the video that I thought
was the funniest
it goes on for like four more minutes
and they get more serious after it
but let me know when you're ready
right
three two one go
Hey guys, I'm Matthew Wood, and this is David A-Cord.
We're here at Skywarker Sound working on Clone Wars.
We're working on the sound part of it.
Dave A-Cord is the re-recording mixer and sound designer of the show.
I'm the supervising sound editor.
And we thought we'd take you through some of the sound processes we did
to create the Anderon arc for Clone Wars.
This arc was really fun for us because it was the first time we get to see Andron
had new creatures, new enemy ships, new droid processes.
That's the kind of fun episode for us.
and we get to like add new things.
Is that what they mean?
Is that like what you call people?
So new to the Star Wars franchise introduced
in this Andron arc is the droid gun ship.
There's sort of a flying droid that's armed to the teeth.
It's got lasers.
It's got rockets.
Now when you make spaceship noises,
you don't want to just make the one engine
and have it sort of Doppler by
every time there's a ship passes by.
It has a sort of devolve as it passes by.
Good sound.
Yeah.
So in this particular shot here, the gunship's hovering over the fortress.
It's going to fly above us and attack the cave.
At the root, we have the engine.
Yeah, okay.
Believe it or not, that used to be a buzz saw.
We've pitched it down considerably, added sort of an oscillating filter on it to sort of give that sort of choppy feel to it.
I'm also going to add in a diesel engine from a truck to give it a nice little beef,
giving a nice little beefy rev.
And then just a hint of a scream as it goes by, a human scream.
That's a pitched up human scream.
And the end result is...
Just a hit, just a dash of a human scream.
And that is the gunship.
That's cool.
Another fun thing that we do in the show is Dave and I are actually actors as well,
and so we do voices for the show, typically with a lot of the droids.
Uh, hey!
Roger, Roger.
Oh, we forgot that.
It's coming from there.
Saul rips off a second head in this art.
Most of the characters we do don't have mouths that are animated,
so it makes it really easy for us to drop in lines.
If Dave Filoni wants to change a line at the very last minute, we can change those.
So sometimes we take a little liberties with those.
Yeah, drink.
There's a really serious scene in the first episode here.
There's a droid that I've always loved.
What do we call those bunny bots?
Servant droids.
Servant droids.
And we went ahead and did our own take on that with Dave Acord as the bunny bot.
One-born twist.
Here, quick.
Love y'all.
Will that for y'all?
We'll give you strength.
The syprits have very little compassion or patience for things that stand in their way.
Oh, yeah, those things, you know, you have two weeks to do the show, so sometimes we throw those in there to make it fun and exciting for us.
But yeah, we show that to the day following, we like to get a laugh for him.
We usually don't even tell them until he gets to the mix and he sees them.
and seize them and I'd like to surprise
I think. Can you imagine you're Dave Filoni
and it kicks off and it's a serious
interrogation slash debate scene
between Saw and the old general
and then the fucking join
Start singing the imperial theme
George leaning over, why do they keep doing this?
Why do they think this is funny?
This is my life's work, Dave.
Tell them to stop it.
I bet George loves it.
They're putting in jokes for their guys.
They're putting in jokes to their guys.
You're right.
Because it is easy for them.
Like, here's the real one.
It's so funny.
Also, I double-checked.
I went back like three times.
I think what they serve.
He's like, here's your orange whip, which I guess is like some sort of little orange
whips, you know, shake drink.
That sounds good to me.
That sounds delicious.
I'm saying.
I forgot to mention by the.
way a little trouble in paradise remember the previous episode they're planning the raid on
the execution yeah still was like i'm getting bad vibes from lux which indeed she was getting
them bad vibes because he he was like man i'm so into this girl she's trying to describe how
we're going to rescue her brother and the king from the executioner's axe and all i can think is
like how pretty she's just staring her down and she's like can you not look at me like that you
You know what?
Fuck off.
Just go do something else.
There's probably some rebel ship.
But here at the end of the meeting where she is sort of appointed leader in waiting for Anderon,
she does like do the Han Solo thing, just walks over there, plants one on Lux and is like just in case.
And so, boy, it seems like things are really poised to go well for Lux after all this is over.
Oh, for sure.
I've never seen one raise a death flag so high.
I'm just ready to go, ready to just, about to retire.
You know, this is it.
Yep. Yep. Yep.
Lux, what are you going to do after the war?
Well, what are you going to do, Steylon?
Oh, I just have so many plans.
But the first thing I'm going to do is I'm going to, oh, man, I've been, I just want to go have a nice burger, a pteradactyl burger in a place.
I just been dreaming of that since the war started.
Yep.
Oh, I just remember there's another thing at the beginning of this episode that's worth saying that I didn't
realize, which is during the voiceover for this, they explicitly say that Anderan is in the
inner rim, which I did not realize, which changes a little bit. It's like, it's literally
the guy goes like, war in the inner rim. It's like, oh, that's, it's wild to me that they
let it get taken over by separatists or even stay neutral. I'm shocked the Republic didn't
just land troops there for their own protection right away. You know, quote, unquote.
for their own protection.
So, uh, anyway, there's a little extra detail that I think adds some color.
So as you might expect, the initial rebel attack on the, uh, separatist advance goes
really smoothly.
They ambush the columns in the, in the, uh, narrow canyons in the forest and, uh, to start
whipping ass.
And then the gunship show up and immediately it all flips and turns into an outright massacre.
And, uh, like,
They have nothing you can bring them down.
Saw go so far as to ride one of those teradactyls, like on top of a gunship, drop a grenade onto it.
No effect.
And so as the rebels are retreating in disarray and being overrun, Asoka gets on the comms and begs OB-Wan and Anakin for help.
And, man, Obi-Wan is at his absolute fucking coldest here.
Yeah.
Obi-1 is, first of all, just completely detached and ironic about the entire thing.
So let me guess, you have Duku's full attention now.
But then exactly what he says, when Asoka is begging for help, he says,
even Master Window would be wary at this point.
The council will not engage or involve the republic in an internal affair.
I am sorry, Asoka, they will have to find a way.
Do not stay there if their failure is certain.
and so yeah
Asoka is basically just cut loose
and is told like you're going to have to watch all your friends
get massacred here
sorry
just make sure you don't get killed in the middle of it
and also back in the council chambers
Anakin is also like having fits
part of it is
he calls out Obi-Wan quite justly on the fact
that this whole non-involvent thing is bullshit
Like, this is a fig leaf.
Why are we still,
why are we still, like, making decisions about this?
I don't think,
Obi-Wan doesn't have a good answer.
He's just, like, this is what the council wants.
That's what the council is.
He literally says,
I don't disagree with you here.
But it would defeat our purpose
because, I guess the argument is,
this is the point.
If they can't do it,
then we can't adopt the strategy.
If they need a republic government ships
to come in and topple the,
to do the final win,
then it's not worth it.
And I think that that's, like,
very short-sighted. The idea that if you could get rebellions up on multiple planets to where
they're able to get things to this degree, that lifts so much of the weight off of your back.
Why wouldn't you want that aid in pushing the separatists out on those planets? Why like seed
the planet entirely? It doesn't make much sense, which is why he ends up giving up and letting
Anakin Invan Operation Cyclone, the US CIA program wherein they just
gave arms to the Mujahideen during the war with the Soviet Union in the 80s.
So, you know, Anakin two for two on CAAOPS in this arc.
Not looking good for my boy.
Well, and he's right.
This is the thing that's so fucked up, right?
And this is the way that, like, this is what's good about this arc to me.
It's like, Anakin represents the, a secretive monastic order inside of a vass.
Galactic Hegemon.
By controlling the arms trade, by controlling the access to resources, T is in a unique
position to be a sort of kingmaker and to interfere in local politics.
Also, these people need help.
They need to kick the shitty king out of here and get their territory back, their, you know,
planet back.
And T comes up with a way to do it because the...
government will not do it for him.
And even if they did, you don't want the Republic.
You don't want to owe the Republic that they saved your ass here.
I mean, with Lex Monterea is your eventual senator, it doesn't matter that this was
back-channeled.
He would have joined.
He's such a schmuck anyway.
But you don't want to end up in the pocket of this group that you wanted to stay neutral to.
So, you know, this is the complex situation that Anakin finds a solution to.
And that solution just happens to be the same solution that.
that American Hedermons came up with in order to extend control.
The CIA, you know, operatives came up with, you know?
What were you going to say?
I was going to say, Hondo.
I was like, I didn't know.
Oh, the answer is Hondo.
I mean, the answer is Hondo because that was, again, also the answer with Operation
Cyclone, right?
It was like using third party smugglers to get arms.
So specifically, I'm just going to, I should say it the way, Rob, what was that
video that I linked the other day?
Oh, it was the biggest Easter egg in the clone wars that we all missed.
Oh, my God.
And it's about how this arc is basically about the, or not about, but isn't it, you know, is an adaptation of the war between the Soviet-Afghanistan war in the 80s.
It's very funny that it's called an Easter egg.
But that, you know, Operation Cyclone was a system by which, in order to fight.
the USSR's Heinz,
the helicopter gunships
that completely overwhelmed
the folks there were fighting in Afghanistan,
the CIA provided
Stinger missile launchers,
which you've mentioned already,
Rob.
And like,
that's just what the rest of this episode is,
except they tag in Hondo
to be their delivery person.
What was everyone's reaction
to seeing Hondo?
I was like,
I was on my,
standing on my couch being like,
go to the boy!
I have two reactions, and that was my first one.
And then, unfortunately, I had a second one of deep regret.
Oh, no.
Well, we'll talk about the good one first, right?
Which is...
Yeah.
They go to Hondo.
They...
Hondo has his arms crossed, and he's like, all right, what's up?
And he's like, oh, business.
Yeah, I understand business.
We can do business.
What's going on?
And Anakin explains the situation.
It's like, you know, Hondo's very fun and poking at him.
I was like, oh, why would the Jedi need me?
Little old, you can't handle this?
I love that.
And I'm going to have to pay him enough so he doesn't ask any questions.
That part's great.
You know.
Also, he does say, as long as you're not paying me Republic credits.
Yes, loved that bit, too.
That part, that's good Honda, too.
Oh, so you don't like it when your delivery man sexually harasses you?
Is that what you're getting at, Austin?
I do just want to say when he gets off the plane, he brings his whole ass ship to drop off two crates.
Yoss that was abandoned there.
It's the abandoned yacht.
Yeah, uh-huh, 100%.
And the first thing he comes off,
Staley goes over to pick up their missiles.
And what Hondo says out loud, like as a pickup line to her is,
oh, you could be my new favorite spice.
Are you kidding?
I thought he said spies.
No, it's spice.
He says spice?
Yes, S-P-I-C-E.
Spice.
Oh, shit.
I watch with the subtitles on
Y'all knew he was corny when you were cheering for him
Don't be like, oh shit, I can't believe he says that
This is so of a thing
Which is like, you're in college, there's a dude you don't like, right?
Yeah
And then you have two weeks or a weekend
Where for whatever reason he ends up in your group
And it turns out like, okay
He's like, bro, Bob was cool
Bob was cool the whole time I didn't realize
We should have been kicking it with Bob for
For time
Like we should have been
You know what
We gotta invite Bob out again
And then the next time
You bring Bob in and he says some gross shit
And you're like
Shit
God damn it Bob
That's why you can't come out with us anymore
You can't come out
Bob gets you kicked out of the club
Yeah Bob's like
Start something at the club
And he gets escorted out
Yes
And you're like well do we have to go with Bob now
Take him home
We're going to keep staying at the club?
Like, turn up. I don't know. Maybe Bob.
I don't know. This is the thing.
He's just like, you're a weed dude. That's the thing.
You, like, fucked up and hung with your dealer.
Yes, that he has a purpose.
Yeah.
He has, there is a use.
Stay with the purpose.
Focus on the purpose. Keep, keep it there.
I will say, but before he, sorry, but before he shows up also when Asoka breaks the news,
the no help is coming, she's also very much like,
well guess the Republic says fuck you
and they're not going to do shit
and like this is Asoka also taking
first step to like I don't like the people I work for
yeah yeah
yep
that part's great and she's right
loved that
anyway they get these missile launchers
they get the missile launchers
the rebel Alamo situation
turns into a we're going to blow up
all these gunships they're going down right and left
but then
via a comical series
of misfortunes.
It's unbelievable.
There's a mousetrap
situation that unfolds
with a gunship
trying to kill the king.
Stila protecting the king
but also shooting down the gunship,
the gunship crashing.
No, Saul shoots the gunship.
It's important
that Saul shoots the gunship
because he blames himself.
Gunship goes down.
Stila is
knocked to the edge
of a cliff
Lux is like
I will save you
and begins to scrabble down
the fractured boulder
to try and reach her
she's too far down
he overbalances
falls Asoka now runs over
catches him with the force
lifts him to safety
I'll handle this is a job for me guys
I'll handle this
just done it five seconds earlier
before Lux put his foot in it
the history of Andron is very different
This is the great one, if of star.
History of space is all different.
Yeah.
Stela being out there, leading on Duran, could have changed the whole war.
Friend of the Jedi has their own military.
This is, you know?
This is like Michael Collins doesn't die in a meaningless ambush somewhere.
That's exactly it.
It's all different.
Yeah.
This is basically the, yeah, uh-huh, yes.
So, Luxmondary is the Devalera of Star Wars.
No, he kind of is, though.
Um, so
Lux is carried to safety
and then Asoka's like
And now I've got you
And she begins to haul
Stela up and see Stela's relief
But then the droid that crashed
The Guncha
Remember they're mean people
Uh
In its death throws
Its eyes open
And it's a little transformer
And it's like from hell's heart
I stab at thee
And thee in this case is Lux
It like sort of shoots the rock
near, no, Asoka.
It shoots. No, it shoots Asoka.
So, like, to be fair. I thought it just blasted
like near. No, it hits her in the arm.
She gets shot. She gets shot
in the shoulder. By it, like a gunship. I don't know how
she lived. Yeah, and I figured it was
just like splashed. She was like, ooh.
Yeah, she gets hit the back left.
Well, she gets walloped. Her concentration
breaks. And
Stela's dropped
you know,
200 feet to her death.
And lands right by
her brother.
Who is alive, unlike her.
Yikes.
And so that is how things wrap up with the war.
And the next thing we sort of see is the victory dedication of like the memorial and
the start of the new regime as Andron joins the Republic under Dendup's leadership.
Lux tells Asoka that he's going to go to Corson as the,
like, Senator for the planet.
I can't believe that, like, no more Lux, though.
All this trouble was setting up that he would now be on Corrassan
near, like, Jedi HQ, and he's gone.
He's done.
Yep.
Very weird.
But, and Asoka is, like, not, you know,
Lux is like, I believe the Republic's the right side to be on.
And Asoka's like, uh, uh, look, I may have ever sold the Republic.
you weren't on all the calls I was on
I was on
oh yeah
I do think it's pretty clever
and I don't often like the show being clever
but to immediately cut from the
conversation with Lux of being like
I'm going to join the Republic
and then the wide shot of the king being like
we're finally free I was like
damn okay true
this is being laid on thick because that is not
true yeah the only thing
missing, we had that similar thing happened
with the Merecats forever ago.
They weren't joining the thing, but the thing
that they did have was the thing of being like, well, we're
finally free, and then the Republic
cruisers zipped in.
Oh, yeah.
It's like basically
this freedom. This is freedom.
But it's the same vibe. You're 100%.
That's exactly what's happening here.
Yeah, I mean,
naturally, now there will be
like a clone base there,
probably, right? Yep.
Totally. There has to be.
Have Rex Day.
Yeah.
So, I mean, it sounds like, I mean, Austin, it sounds like you're pretty overall, like, taken with the dark, though.
Yeah, it's fine.
It's a good, it's a good, I think it does the, I think it's, it gets us a lot of the things that we are interested in, like the birth of the rebellion and seeing Jedi push up against the limits of what the Republic's financial and, you know, resource interests are.
That stuff's, that's juicy to me.
Um, I don't know that the beat by beat stuff is like, especially good.
I don't like the fights are like really exciting.
Yeah.
If it's going to be four episodes, I wish it would have gone a little bit more into what life was like on Anderon and like what things were going on instead of like another fight in the marketplace.
Um, but I don't know.
I think it was a good, solid two hour, four episode arc.
Consumable.
I'm pro.
Yeah.
agreed i think if if anything it is worthwhile for the for the redacted feloni zone we got out of it
because wow wow wow wow wow and also i think it just being such a close analogy to you know real
american politics and stuff like that um like them really just doing that is
interesting um even if it's you know the execution is what it is but at least i don't know maybe
we're in the the the realm of star wars saying shit i don't know could be we're getting to the end
of of things and i don't know maybe they'll just be like bolder now that they're like towards
towards the end i don't know yeah i feel like if we keep seeing arcs with
With this much focus, we're going to stop having some of the claims that we've really had.
Like, when I said that it feels like a movie, I really felt like that because, like, the setup is very short and sweet, but we get it.
And then there's the conflict and then you meet these characters and then you understand the dynamics between the characters and those dynamics grow.
We don't have the situation of like, oh, I wish there was another conversation between these two.
Or like, oh, I wish Osoka, like, didn't have the same opinion that she had in the first episode of this arc.
Like, we actually see that sort of development being developed alongside the ideas of, like, the actual war and things like that.
So I was like, okay, Clone Wars, keep doing this.
It does feel, I think that you're right about the movie thing with it feeling cohesive, right?
Like, a joke about their repeat joke of the dude eating fruit and throwing it away unfinished.
But, like, that's a repeating, they're doing the callback to that joke throughout the entire thing.
And that's not a thing that would have shown up in season.
one through three at the very least because you would have arcs that were thematically or
like locationally connected and there might be big plot things but they did not feel cohesive
as if they were one story with one with a set of arcs narrative or narrative acts we're like
okay here is the bit in which you know there's rising there's a rising build here that we're
moving towards something across the entire story you know we're not just they're not just
stuff contained episodes that are chronological, there's actually a larger through line that
feels like a single story.
I think here it does.
So, I think we got, again, it's been a slow push towards this, you know, it's, I'm not saying
it didn't exist at all until season four, and that season five is not much more of a leap than
four, but like, I do think if you go back and think about stuff in, even in, in season
three, where you're getting stuff like the, um, the, uh, the original Savage or,
arc. Those Savage episodes were
there's chronological events happening in order, but each
one was a completely standalone story in a way that
felt like you could watch it, you know, not
not sequentially, but each one really stood alone. And here it
feels like way more like one big story that they wanted to present. So
I don't know, I suspect that that's the mode that we're going to be in going
forward. I think like I wouldn't put it
I think because of some execution issues, it
fall short of like the umbara level umbara level like hits thematically but also every episode is
like tour to force yes uh here because they're like shoestringing it in places like the same
market popping up again and again uh but like the story they tell and the themes they draw out
are pretty good one last thing that i meant to bring up a couple times because this is so much
about us like foreign policy something they do well here as well is hey actually when is it right
to let a rebel movement twist versus intervene because this became like this
This was the issue from like, well, it perennially it's an issue ever since you have the interventionist U.S. policy.
But in particular, going back to the original decision not to intervene at the end of the first Persian Gulf war to intervene against the rebels on behalf of the rebels who were fighting Hussein.
But then that happens again.
Notably around the time this episode is coming out, you have the decision to go into Libya and provide rebel groups there with air support to help them topple a dictator.
And then that proves to not go well.
Like the piece, the new political settlement that exists there is not a settlement at all.
The entire country unravels in the wake of that, that it turns out we didn't really accomplish very much though it was positive.
And then that is looming large as Syria unravels.
And once again, the question is, do we intervene?
Do we provide the rebels we like with air support and change the balance here?
At that point, the answer is no.
But I think what it gets at here is that, hey, the decision to withhold support from people you might otherwise, like, sympathize with and want to support is an ugly and painful one.
But if you're always being like, you know, these people seem cool, let's just go.
It really is a issue of where it is then.
This is not a slippery slope argument because it's about how you judge decisions that are really hard to actually see into the heart of and like the underlying reality.
and I think this gets at that pretty well
which is like
from the first
Anakin is like
let's just go into everything right away
and help these rebels
before they're really ready
to win this final fight
but then when Asoka's here
and they're getting wiped out
on the verge of having liberated their planet
the Jedi Council's neutrality
seems morally monstrous
and it's like
no we're just going to let you die
because of principles
but looked at from different perspectives
you can sort of see how
there is a
consistency there that's also worth considering.
I mean, we should also say that, like, and you just gesture at this by talking about
how things were going in Libya around when this came out.
This is not something that was only tied to wars in the, you know, the 2000s.
This is our support of Saddam Hussein in the Iran-Iraq War.
This is, has nothing beyond America.
Totally.
But even further back, right?
This is like, okay, how much are the allies supporting the French resistance in a world
2 versus supporting resistance movements other places, versus spending those resources
internally or using those resources internally, how do you know that a cell isn't going
to be wiped out and you're going to provide support for them and that support's going to be
wasted? Like this, you know, the Soviets had this issue across the world when they were
supporting various movements, especially in like decolonial movements, right, and anti-colonial
movements. The question of Group A has a lot of power and resources to give, where
do they use it? How do they use it best? There's a lot of drama in that and that it has a lot of resonance even outside of the American imperial mode. I think it resonates really well here because of how well this maps to the American imperial system, right? The fact that these people clearly have been deposed in their own country and potentially, the thing that I really love about this as like a tragic ending is, again, there's some qualms in the execution of it. But
they get the glimpse of a world where they leave the monarchy behind, and they don't get that world, right?
Stela could have become the prime minister.
The entire system was about to fall over, and we already know that that king is going to roll over
for whoever the next powerful person is who comes knocking, because that's what he did last time,
and he's going to keep doing it, because he was going to do that again, but for Stela this time,
and he'd be happy that it was Stela and not the separatists, right?
That would have been a good ending for him.
He doesn't want to fucking lead in a big way anymore.
But they don't get that.
Stela loses or stela dies.
The republic's going to come in and own this place.
The king is still a king.
There is no, like, democracy has not arrived on Anderan.
The, the, whatever the revolutionary energy of this rebellion is, is not going to stay for, I mean, I don't, I don't know literally in Star Wars.
But the way this stuff happens historically, this is one of those moments, right?
Where, like, all that possibility of the revolutionary core is going to be re-subsumed,
by the state and then just
diminished. I mean, and this is why I'm excited
to see the next time we see Saul, right? Because
Saul's going to come out of this, knowing how
to build revolutionary movements, and I'm excited
to see, I'm excited to be mad at the show
for when it ends up them going like,
and he's too violent.
Yeah, I know. I mean,
they really were starting
to hammer that in already.
Like, everything,
his, like, almost every single
line he had to say was like,
we should be going harder, we should do more,
action, more violence, da-da-da-da, like, when the people see us, like, defending, you know,
uh, like killing droids, they are going to like applaud us. And it's like, and then everyone's
like, no, they're going to be scared. They're going to be scared. And it's just a lot. But I am
very curious, um, if Saw leaves here and like, does he go to another planet to free them?
Or, like, what is his path from here on out?
Obviously, it doesn't seem like Anderon will have much for him at this point with a
Republic occupation and a king.
Like, he, even though he was so supportive of, like, like, it's interesting just getting
this first, you know, introduction to this character that we come to know in Rogue One, at least
that's my only, you know, knowledge of him in Rogue One, of being, like, this, like, super, you know,
anti-
anti-
establishment
like anarchist essentially
the way they paint him or whatever
but
the
for him to just be such a
like I want the king back
like he's the true king and he should be
restored to
power is just an interesting
place for this character to come from
yeah i think um i i hope
i hope they do at least do some justice to the arc because it could go it could go a lot of
interesting places from here um from what we know of him and and what the state of play is
uh on on on d'ron at the end of all this uh and plus like you know it's it's sort of
hard to avoid thinking about like you know the sands are running out of the hourglass uh at this point
in this story.
We don't have that long before Order 66, really.
I know.
We're like,
it feels like we're getting there.
Yeah, so like, I think it might,
I could see this actually being really explanatory as an origin story for Saw
because he's going to see this whole thing turn upside down within like, what,
a year or two of the settlement.
They can press time weirdly,
but like it does not seem like there's going to be a long piece in Anderon before
things are completely turned.
And like his fear,
you know, his fear was always
that at the outset,
basically he took a line
that once we achieve military
victory, we dictate the terms of the political
peace. And here he was
in part because Stalo was
gone and so like he didn't
have her credibility.
They are going to get subsumed
by this like weak monarchy.
And that weak monarchy is not built
for this moment. It is
certainly not built for the moment. Palpatine
declares his
kind of like chancellorship for life.
Yeah.
But we'll see where it goes
from here. I've completely lost track of what the next
arc is. We've got a little
bit of a tease from one, Keith
Jay Carberry, who was a guest
on a little special episode.
This next episode, or this next arc,
I believe, is
all about Asoka and
lightsabers and younglings
and getting
crystals. It's the
Khyber Crystal Arc. I don't know what's actually called
the Khyber Crystal Arc, but it's
does I have an arc name? It must have an arc name. Let's
see. This is called
the Young Jedi Ark, according to
the Clone Wars Wiki.
And it's the next four episodes. The Gathering,
a test of strength, bound for rescue,
and a necessary bond.
I was getting field trip vibes.
That's also what I get.
Asoka the Explorer.
Yeah.
Well, it's like, why are we getting a two Asoka in a row?
Right.
Yeah, that is interesting.
And also for Asoka to be, like, talking to younglings about the Republic after this moment.
Like, I'm wondering if they're going to, like, really let the baton get past between these arcs.
I hope so.
I hope that just comes out more in these next few seasons.
Like, less arcs.
I mean, yes, arcs, but more carrying over between arcs.
like just in terms of
I want to feel like
there is a
there is a past
there is like something that's happened
and now we're in a different
you know place from it
but
that's my
my one wish
they got really far with the mosaic approach
in some ways to like telling the story
of like filling in the gaps between
but it does feel like now
it's satisfying to see these character beats
like set things up
and pay off
but also the ultimate fate of some of these
like threads now, we do need to start tying them towards Order 66 and beyond.
This is going to be the season of some stuff coming.
That's all I'll say.
I'm excited for basically, there's, I don't know anything about this arc.
I don't know anything about the next arc.
I mean, I know who's in the next, I know that we're coming up on a delicious droid arc
that I don't know anything about, but I think we're getting a whole droid arc soon.
Yum, yum.
I don't know what's going on in that one, but I do know about what comes after that,
and that's like the rest of this season
and I am excited about
the back half of this season.
I hope the droid arc is about
an uprising as J-bo.
Just they check back in
the planet and like J-bo's
guts are just like strung across
the landing pad
and like this is a droid
commune now.
That'd be great. I don't know
what the, I truly don't know what this arc
is going to, that next arc after this one is
going to be. So I'm excited.
We're excited to learn about.
Apparently, the next arc after this one is called D-Squod.
D-Squod.
That sounds like a clone arc.
Yeah, we'll see.
Or, yeah, I guess, droid squad.
It's droid squad.
Oh, wow, droid squad.
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