A More Civilized Age: A Star Wars Podcast - 42: The Rogue Jedi Arc (Clone Wars 105-108)
Episode Date: September 14, 2022Do you remember when, in one of last arc's Filoni Zones, Dave said something like "...it's the best fight that we've ever done... until next episode's." Well, that might be true for in a broader sense... for this arc, too. Somehow, after the low lows of the middle of this season, we've hit an absolute golden pair of arcs to close it out. This week's material isn't perfect—the mystery has an unfortunate Scooby Doo quality, for one—but it's damn close. And remember what Star Wars Dot Com said: [REDACTED] is 100% right. NEXT TIME: Episodes 109 - 113 ("The Unkown," "Conspiracy," "Fugitive," and "Orders") Show Notes Hosted by Rob Zacny (@RobZacny) Featuring Alicia Acampora (@ali_west), Austin Walker (@austin_walker), and Natalie Watson (@nataliewatson) Produced by Austin Walker Music by Jack de Quidt (@notquitereal) Cover art by Xeecee (@xeeceevevo)
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Let us return once more to a more civilized age, a Clone Wars podcast.
I'm Rob Zakeney, joined by Ali Akampora, Austin Walker, and Natalie Watson.
And I don't know where to begin.
I was pretty confident.
At the end of the last arc, I was thinking, boy, that would have been an amazing place for this season to end
because I don't possibly see how this could be topped.
And yet here I am thinking I might have liked this set of episodes even more than the last set.
And this might be the most solid run of episodes.
If you count the previous arc, the most solid to incredible run of episodes of Clone Wars that we've seen.
I'm overcom.
Is that true?
That might be true.
I think it might, I think it might be, we broke our rule.
It's like seven bangers in a row, right?
Seven bangers in a row.
Wait, what was our rule?
We don't talk to each other.
Oh, we broke the rule.
It doesn't, it doesn't count if it's saying I'm pissing and screaming and scromiting.
Yeah, I, I, I immediately after recording the last episode, watched these, and I DM, I posted in our, in our, or it wasn't after the last episode.
It was after the Q and A.
It's important because it means that we do record the Q&A knowing any of this.
This is why we do not watch ahead before the Q&A.
I am so glad it would have ruined the Q&A.
Oh, 100%.
Yeah, we can we that is that is a rule.
That is a definite rule.
But I just.
What did you say in the chat after you watch it?
Let me go back.
Let me roll the tape.
Hold on.
I said,
uh, this first app.
We need to record this week.
week. We need to record this week. I'm actually losing it. I cannot believe DeSquod was like three episodes ago. We are all going to piss and shit on this podcast. Yeah. Yeah, okay. That is it. Yeah. So, and I stand by that. I still, even like going over my notes right before this podcast again, I was like, I can't believe that fucking, I can't believe we got that.
that that this type of story finally in this show it's just you know it was a neat little
surprise we feasted let me say that no morsels here no crumbs yeah full meals i am going to go back
i am going to say i think season two might have a better run okay but not no peaks anywhere near as
high, but a longer, these are decent episodes run.
Because it starts with the Cadbane arc, and then it goes right into the genosis,
the Second Battle of Geonosis arc, and then it goes into, like, the deserterter, and then
the Mandalorian arc.
So it's like, there's a great series.
It's a good run.
Like, it's a good, we didn't know at the time.
We thought better things were ahead of us.
I don't know, though, but this is like, but this is all, like, max volume.
100%.
I'm not saying that it's not.
You're saying total number of episodes strung together good.
But that's probably longer.
Yes, what I'm saying is, I have not healed from D Squad and Younglings yet, is really what I'm saying.
Is it like, when I think about season five, I'm always going to be the person.
It's like, it's like when someone has a really stellar beginning of a season and then they're like, they're really good in the playoffs.
And it was like, that's the best season ever.
And you're like, dog, look at the averages to the rest of the season.
The whole season, he was trash.
Like, they barely even made the playoffs.
And so that's kind of how I've, this season barely made the playoffs.
They came in on, it came in on a while.
card and it happened to get it the highlight reel go crazy it goes crazy it do go crazy but I don't
know what's the win loss record I don't want to talk you know what I mean like we're getting it
yeah the stats the stats it's dirty it's bad yeah it's messy yeah yeah yeah they might
win the championship but they lost them games by 50 points like you can't be proud I mean
you should be proud of these episodes these are great
I love it.
It's so good.
I just wanted to defend the integrity of season two.
Anyway.
I respect that.
Season two-truther out here now.
Did the show look like dog shit?
Absolutely.
I'm here to make everybody mad.
If you worked on the show at any point,
I want to say your shit was trash,
but also that I loved it.
That's the point.
So what do we start?
So I'll just take you through the summary real quick,
because we're going to go through some detail.
Again, go watch these.
If you haven't watched these, go watch these are a watch.
These are a watch for sure.
We've only ever said that about this in the previous arc.
Isn't that right?
Again, that's because in the context of everybody, I know so many people who got through either D-Squod
or barely through younglings or other way around got through younglings but couldn't
get through D-Swad or barely got through younglings and we're like, I'm done watching
the show.
And so this is me being like, I need you to know they actually, this is again why I'm
rating the season mid-disquered.
No, it's not in mid.
It's a good season, but it has...
It almost breaks you.
It almost breaks you.
It almost breaks you.
Yeah.
It rewards Faith.
It goes in the line from the last arc.
Oh, God.
Faith has been the greatest...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something like that.
Only when it's been broken.
Do, da, da, da, da, da, that.
Okay.
All right.
So, summary.
Yeah, so it starts off with all the episodes we sort of pointed out.
All of them are named after Hitchcock films.
And for once, it's not entirely.
a whiff in terms of like trying
to call their shot. In
sabotage, Asoka and Anakin
are called away from fighting
to the Jedi Temple to investigate
a bombing that occurred
there and it is feared that a Jedi
might be the culprit. And
along the way they learn that
even their presence as part of the investigation
might be inflammatory because like people are
turning against the Jedi. The
public perception of the Jedi and the war
is looming large in the background
of this episode. They do
unmask the bomber, a dissident turned terrorist, but in short order she is taken by Tarkin
to be tried under Republic law at the start of the Jedi who knew too much.
Before she goes to trial, she makes her quest to see Asoka and reveals that actually she didn't
do this alone.
She was aided by a Jedi, and now she's afraid she is in grave danger.
And naturally, just before she can say the name, as As Soka is standing there being like,
was it?
She is force choked and killed.
Asoka is immediately accused of the crime and arrested.
And then after being in herself for a bit, she wakes up from a nap and she finds someone
who's left herself basically unlocked.
There's an access card right outside.
And thinking it's Anakin, she begins to make her escape and finds the halls littered
with dead clones.
At that point, it is like, she,
is caught making this escape, and a massive manhunt ensues for what everyone now believes
is a rogue, a rogue Jedi.
Anakin and Rex arrived just in time to join the hunt, trying to make sure she is not killed
by any of the guards.
Anakin does eventually corner her, and they do the whole fugitive scene at the mouth of
a sewer grate over a bottomless pit, and Anakin begs her to come in and trust the legal process.
She asks him to trust her and vanishes into the lower depths of Corrassant to conduct her own investigation in to catch a Jedi.
The Jedi Council has rapidly become convinced that there has to be fire behind all the smoke.
They dispatch Plokoon and, with some controversy, Anakin as well, to continue trying to find Asoka in the lower depths.
Asoka stumbles across, well she's caught by, Assange Ventress, who thinks she might be able to net a nice bounty for Asoka, but in about 30 seconds of conversation, no Jedi mind trick required.
Asoka plays the, we're not so different, you and I card.
And Assange immediately says, damn, I never thought about it that way, and becomes Asoka's partner for this stage of the investigation.
Asoka calls up
Berris Offi, her old
Padawan friend, to ask for
help investigating the crime, and
Barris comes through with a tip about
where the bombing materials
from the attack might be
located. Ventress
and Asoka split up.
Asoka goes to investigate the place
alone, and as
Ventress is leaving, she gets her
ass kicked by a mysterious
figure. Okay, so
this arc has a problem, which is
that it's the guest casting problem.
Whenever you see a character that it's too big to do nothing,
like I will admit,
it's kind of like just blaring throughout all this.
So there's some suspense that maybe isn't really fully realized
because there's one teeny little issue.
Anyway, someone,
after beating up Ventress and stealing her lightsabers
and the cool little mask she started wearing,
does the same to Asoka.
And once again, Asoka, he's called,
by Anakin and the clones in the now surrounded by the equipment used to conduct this attack
and sent to face trial in the wrong Jedi.
In the wrong Jedi, she is so that she can be tried by the Republic.
She is expelled from the Jedi Order.
And Anakin requests that Padmay be her advocate during the tribunal process at the Senate.
While the Senate is convening to consider, or at least this tribunal of the Senate is convening to hear Asoka's case,
Anakin continues his investigation, and in short order, figures out that, of course, it was Barris.
He finds Ventress, who immediately tells him that the last person Asoka talked to was Barris Offey.
He confronts Barris, who immediately gives the game away.
They have a big fight, and he perp walks her into.
to the courtroom just as a guilty verdict is about to be read, uh, sentencing Asoka.
The end, right? That's it. Then she goes free and joins the rejoin. No? No. Turns out. Offie gives
her, gives her speech of, uh, you know, you're out of order. The entire system's out of order.
And then the, the, the, I'm going to jump ahead for one second is T. So we, for people later. The star
Wars.com trivia
section about that speech
says the following words.
Barris'
rebuke against the Jedi Order
though they led to dark
actions is a hundred percent
true. What?
Star Wars.com.
Wow.
Star Wars.com, welcome.
I didn't know you were listening
Star Wars.com.
Hello?
Search the patron.
Search the patron.
There is a real, we're going to get into it when we get into some Poloni zones.
There was a real, like, the prestige moment in the way they talk about these episodes, which is very funny.
So go ahead and finish Rob.
But my point is, it literally says that about the things Marizofi says.
Anyway.
So with Asoka now cleared, we get a truly, and we'll discuss this in detail, we get an amazing scene with the Jedi Council as they offer to reinstate Asoka.
Asoka refuses and walks out of the Jedi Council.
Anakin chases after her and asks her to come back
and says that the Jedi, the order is her life,
she's throwing it away.
And she again reiterates that she is not coming back in.
She has to do this herself.
And Anakin reveals that he too often thinks
about wanting to walk away from the order.
And the Soca, with a final look at him, says, I know, and leaves the Jeddah Order behind.
And again, you should have walked with her.
Grap away with her.
What are you doing?
Go on. Go find Ventris.
Go get Ventris.
Go into the sunset.
Go to the sunset.
The end.
Oh, wow.
Star Wars ended here.
This is such an interesting one thing for the series.
It would be so awesome if it did.
Also, I do appreciate a correct understanding of what I know.
means in Star Wars, which is the most important thing you have to tell me.
Of course I already know.
Of course I already do that.
We're friends.
We're tight.
We know each other.
Like, I'm not.
It's I know.
It's I know.
But it's not a bad I know.
No, it's not good.
I know.
It's like, I know.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
So, I mean, you know, do we want to get into it?
Yeah, I guess so.
All right.
So first of all, opens with the Nemoidians finally got it.
This day happens in passing.
It opens.
It's not it bad.
The separatists are just like, we're done playing footsie with these fucking turncoats.
Now we're bringing the hammer.
And so Cato Namoidia is just getting obliterated by like a fleet of separatists.
Dog, the trade federation is you.
What you do?
Like, we, I mean, we've talked about the, there is a distinction there, but it really does feel like the separatists have finally been like, all right, we got to go mask off.
We have to lay siege to the trade federation's HQ, quote unquote.
So that we can all just, like, be on the Zoom and, like, have cameras off.
Like, we just need to all, like, be able to, like, meet up and not, you know, worry about it.
So.
We're going to stop pretending we all hate new gun ray.
We all love new gun ray.
We love this guy.
We need him here.
It looks great.
Yeah.
It's incredible they found time in this arc to just sneak in a sick opening act space battle thing.
Entirely different architectural style to the, uh, to the, uh, to the, uh, to the, uh, to the, uh,
the cities they're fighting over.
Yeah, this is, I think we've been to Canada Namoidia once, which was Clovis, Rush Clovis, was here.
This is where they came to meet Rush Clovis, Padma's X, because we talked about the cities are built on these, like, hanging, like, bridges between these mountainous backdrops, basically.
It's very cool.
It's like there's a terrace between these different things.
But yeah, all new architectural style.
we get the buzz droids that will show up in Revenge of the Sith.
And, and I guess this is, like, this becomes increasingly obvious throughout all this,
but it was, like, the first thing I noticed, which is that suddenly Anakin is piloting a ship
that looks a lot like a Thai fighter.
And this is literally the ship he will pilot in Revenge of the Sith, too.
And you're not wrong.
There are other, there's another, there's a police vessel later, Rob, that literally has
tie fighter wing.
Oh, yeah, the transports they're using.
The transports literally have the tie wings on it.
yep so yes we're in that design we're the the subtext of this is not subtext but like the the
the B story of this the B plot of a lot of this stuff really the kind of like design B plot is oh the
empire is here again and again and again and again all of the architecture all of the musical cues
all of the the red crib the crimson guard for Palpatine like it's empire time Tarkin is here
for real so yeah definitely there's a great gag here the like
Anakin can't tell how bad his own ship is.
He's like, yeah, I guess I'm having some,
there's some more some buzz droids on me.
I don't know.
I can't see them.
And Asoka asks her two to like tilt the ship up so that she can get a good look at how many there are.
And it's like, it's like pulling a log up and there's just a billion bugs under there.
It's so funny.
It works really well.
The thing about this whole arc is there's a lot of one, there are a lot of comedic moments.
But as well, this arc in a different tone is like a goofy Scooby-Doo, like Rut-Roe, like Zoinks arc.
But because Star Wars takes it so seriously and we know the like, especially the final, final act of the arc, I think really puts it into like a, you know, a very significant and meaningful place.
But without that, you could see how you'd be like, all right, that was a wacky couple days or whatever.
And then you move on.
But, yeah, I really enjoyed that ship moment.
And this will come up in a philoni zone.
It's a tough situation where it's like, I want to show all the phallone zones, and I might just trim them down in the edit.
We'll see.
But in the one of the pheloni zones, he does talk about how they, this is really, this is,
The person who wrote this is Charles, Charles Murray, who comes to Clone Wars from a long history of doing procedurals.
This is the first thing Charles has written for Clone Wars before that.
And he goes on to write out, like, one more arc and maybe some rebel stuff.
But besides that, he both wrote and produced on, I mean, he cut his teeth on third watch,
I kind of like mid-low, late 90s, early 2000s, like cop and firemen and EMT procedural.
But then we'd go on to also work on Sons of Anarchy.
Again, there's a big Sons of Anarchy crossover with the show at this point, which is interesting.
Tassel, Criminal Minds, Daybreak.
And then we go on to write for and actually executive produced the entire season of Luke Cage.
And then I think he also did some production on Inhumans, I want to say.
So he's now in that Marvel system in a real way.
So, you know, the thing that he ends up saying in this, in the, in the Falloni zone is basically like, hey, George wanted to do this as a procedural.
I don't know how to write a procedural.
Thankfully, we hired this guy who knows how to write a procedural, and he does.
It has all that, that has that rhythm that is the, like, there's a comedic undercurrent to everything because there is banter and there is interviewing and there is all of that.
that and that it's like the third time they've tried this i think too like we like there was
the if if not more yeah uh so i was like that's the other thing i'm sort of stunned that like
oh you guys finally figured out how i like do a good like detective story in clone wars uh without
it being because when they introduced that shitty little uh gendarmery detective can divo yeah yeah
he was such a clown it just didn't like the mystery wasn't very good and was playing it for
laugh so often that it just wasn't it wasn't coming together but you know in fairness they have
four episodes to work with here. And I think that's the other thing that hit me is like,
okay, this justifies the switch to these longer arcs is they can set the table and then
like play around with the like scenario and the cast of characters in a way that like
they had to introduce and do an investigation and resolve it with Handivo in the space of like
24 minutes. Like that's just not like even the decisions they were making aside that was
not going to work. I guess the Sunubei stuff was not bad. That was a kind of a fun. Yeah, that was
fun. This episode does have its
gimmick joke
detective also. He's just not as
annoying. Oh, Rousseau?
Yeah, Rousseau's not a joke. We're standing Rousseau.
You were standing Rousseau?
Oh, yeah, no, I'm a S.I. Miami joke.
He's a S.I. Miami joke, Rob.
Yes, he does. Yes, he drops the sunglasses.
And his name is Rousseau. It's David Caruso.
It doesn't matter. Okay. I think it's
corny. He doesn't know who David Caruso is. I'm on Team Corny, too.
I don't know.
Rob?
Rob doesn't know who David Caruso is?
No, no, no, no, the robot, the droid.
He's living in a different life.
He should not be barred by these things.
I don't know.
David Caruso, Natalie, David Caruso is an actor whose final kind of claim to fame, I guess I would say, is being the lead on CSI Miami, where he famously in the 2000s would end every opening sequence with a bad pun, and then he'd put on or take on
off his sunglasses dramatically and then the who's who are you or one of the other who songs
that was all the different c s i things would start playing and it was like a big dramatic swell
but like very corny like procedurally corny right like purposefully a little corny he doesn't do
it here he does the the sunglasses flip but he doesn't really do puns which i think was a smart
decision that's why i don't just i don't hate him why not just go all the way why not just go all the way
Well, no, so because I think the cool thing here is, so, like, Asoka rescues Anakin from this plane crash, basically.
Also, fun little gag here.
R2, waiting until he's out of sight to eject and ride back onto the plateau, and, like, clearly just decided to give them all a scare.
And Asoka's pissed when he comes back out of the cloud cover and just sort of lands, and she had that beat where she thought, like, he was dead.
and he clearly is really delighted by that.
I love it.
But they can't even stick around to finish watching the separatists
just like obliterate Cato Namoidia
because they get the call that whatever you're doing,
we got a bigger thing here,
which is that someone just bombed the hangar at the temple.
And we need you to come back.
And they explain that they need Anakin and Asoka
to lead an investigation, which I'm kind of like,
Anakin, really?
Like, I couldn't pick.
Everyone kind of knows he just don't have it up here
like that, you know?
I didn't, and then, of course, the reason it has to be him
is because he wasn't there.
Like, they know that too, but he's the only one
who cured and planted the bomb.
And so he and Asoka have to do this investigation,
and they are partnered with a little droid
named Rousseau, who
I kind of dig him because he's just like,
Let me run the investigation, especially because he's the one to break it to them that nobody likes Jedi anymore.
Yeah, but he's kind of being, like, slightly herbie about it.
Say more.
I just feel like he doesn't have to be all that.
Like, his whole vibe is just the vibes are off.
I don't like him.
Like, you could come to this with, like, an air of collaboration.
operation like we let's you know put our heads together and get to the bottom of this a lot of
people died let's figure out what went down and he's just like I'm gonna handle this one if you
don't mind if you're a droid you got to handle the Jedi like that yeah I guess if you're
one of the rare droids who has that ability who is allowed to talk to a person a human in that way
I mean make make use of it yeah talk shit to the Jedi ever go for that every time like
Like, if you, if you've got the, like, social protection, go for it.
Go do it.
I do like that he has his own little crew of other smaller versions of himself.
That's very fun.
Yeah.
It's very good.
So, wait, I have a question.
Who, when they first announced that someone had bombed the Jedi Temple, who did you think it was?
Did you have, like, a gut instinct?
I've known about this arc first.
Right.
And I've known.
And I've known, sadly.
Which is, like, my most interesting thing about this has been the...
Seeing it flushed out.
Seeing it flushed out, but I was really curious to know if y'all knew who it was, like, when you knew who it was.
Which is a separate question.
The answer of Natalie's first.
I, right here, wrote down Cadbane.
Oh.
Because if somebody goes, who could successfully bomb the Jedi Temple?
Yeah, Bain could have done this.
I was like, I have one answer to Cadbane.
Cadbane.
Cadbane.
Good.
100%.
More Jedi would be dead, but, yeah.
Cadbane could have done this.
Sure.
I was truly just on the edge of my seat
I was in a roller coaster by
You were hands up
Yeah
So I couldn't
Because I'm pretty sure
Do we see Luminara
Die in
Revenge of the Seth?
We must
Can't remember in that montage
But like she did occur to me there
Because the thing that this sort of held out
Is the war is becoming more unpopular
There are people
even the Jedi Council
that are increasingly convinced
that all of this is a huge mistake.
We shouldn't even be doing this.
And so I had a moment
when I was thinking like
that I could most easily associate
with Luminara
but like that's,
you know,
which I guess maybe is my subconscious
being like,
ah, but that's going to be bearish.
You know,
it's going to be bearish
and not going to be able to sit
with that feeling
I was going to act on it.
But that's where my thoughts went.
I just couldn't actually,
I also just couldn't believe.
that Luminara would do it.
So I was more like, I was more with Allie there
where I was like, oh man, like, who could this be?
Who could have?
And I'm glad it wasn't someone introduced.
I also had an inklet, I, like, had a brief moment where I thought it could be Sivo Diaz.
Oh, interesting.
That'd be fun.
I was like, oh, are we finally going to get some, like, Duku, like, people, you know,
leaving the order for Duku kind of vibes.
Maybe.
Maybe, no?
I mean, Sevo Diaz is in the wind right now, right?
Remember?
No one knows where he is.
He made that order for those clones, and then he died, right?
Isn't that the thing?
Siobo Dias died a year ago.
I don't know that I don't think, right?
It's like Duku, like, found him and, like, killed him on this lie.
No, when, we've had this conversation before, when Obi-Wan goes to buy, it goes to not buy.
When he goes to Camino to hunt down, uh, Fet, uh, Jango, he has to be like, uh, master Cipos Diaz died a year ago.
That's right.
So, anyway.
I mean, I mean, Quinlan Voss.
Quinlan Voss.
Okay.
Yeah, that'd be great too.
He would have just Samson at the Jedi Temple.
Yeah.
He doesn't need a bomb.
He is a bomb.
You know?
I did love the sort of walk-through sequence and hearing Anna can talk about, like, I can still hear the screams.
Then they go into this conversation where Assook is kind of like, how, like, how,
How could somebody, you know, bomb a place for this sacred?
Like, how could this have happened?
And it's Anakin, right, that says not every Jedi agrees with this war, Asoka.
There are many political idealists among us.
And then Asoka goes, but a traitor?
And he says, one can easily become another.
Huh.
Just a curious little comment from my boy, Anakin.
But he does add, remember Count Duke?
Duku and General Krell.
I just want to note, I don't think Krell was much of an idealist as we saw.
Duku, definitely.
But it's interesting that Anakin thinks of Krell as an idealist,
because does that mean that's how people talk about Krell in the Jedi Order?
He was always such an idealist.
He got driven to the dark side.
Maybe that's an easier, you know, justification for his turn than...
A big unanswered question is, like, how much anyone knew what Krell was like.
Because, like, Annikin is intimidated by him and overawed by him.
But, like, did any of the way we saw him interact with the clones ever come through to, like, his peers?
Because that's, like, that's the thing.
You'd easily imagine Crowell was, like, your quintessential, like, abuser, right?
Where it's, like, just completely different face to, like, victims.
And then a face that makes anything they say completely, like, impossible to credit.
when revealed.
So, like,
Crow, we just don't,
we just don't know enough.
Like, I could imagine,
yeah, maybe there was a face
where it's like, man,
he was just too good,
and that's probably why he went bad.
Yeah, that's it.
And not that his ideal was
he thought clones should lick dirt off our shoes
for forever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then we do get the protest, right?
Like, they track down, like,
okay, there's this one guy
who seems like he's tied to this in some way.
It's like a big penis.
It looks like a big penis.
He looks like a bunch.
He looks like some flesh in bad shapes, is what I guess I'd say.
We don't ever see his, I guess we see his face briefly on that data pad, right?
Yeah, on the data pad.
And we find his hand, which is how they know it's him.
They find a hand.
It's like, ah, this guy.
That seemed like a funny little gag for Anakin.
It is.
You think you got it bad.
This guy's just the hand.
and they go outside on their way out and see a row of clones with riot shields in the red and the white
and then a Jedi overlooking them and a group of these new Jedi like guardian defender temple guards
bro obsessed with the uniform with the mask with the like this is the most co-tor shit we've seen ever
in terms of design you know it's so good my new we don't even see that
there are light sabers yet and then we will later
we're gonna say you're new. They're so good
but my new answer to like all of the like
if you were a Jedi who you would be. If you were
a Jedi what would you wear? What kind of light saber would
you have? One of these motherfuckers. I'm a prison
guard I'm sorry to say.
They're so they're so good.
And then so
Anakin just goes out there and is like
interviewing the Jedi who's guarding
this protest. Anakin's not slick.
What Anakin does is approach
this approach to the guy and be like
here's who we're looking for.
Here's who we're looking for
Here's a photo of him
It sure would be good
If you or anyone else
Could give us information
It's not
But I mean maybe Anakin
Was doing that on purpose
It was like, you know
I think that was his play
And his wife
His wife appears
I mean we have to say really quick
The protest
People with holographic signs
Of clones with no
With like the no symbol
through them. People chanting
stop the violence. And I do have
translations of some of these
signs. The signs say things like
the Jedi are corrupt and
stop cloning violence.
Stop cloning violence is so good.
That's such a good
line, bro. I need
a bumper sticker with that. I know
that person. I know that person for sure.
It's like someone who's like politics are good
but they're like running for like state
Senate and they've kind of gotten a little corny.
You know what I mean?
Like, politics ruins everybody.
Like, politics makes you talk in hashtags.
It does.
I mean, you're right.
Yeah, stop clothing violence, but also.
Stop being corny.
So good.
Mm-hmm.
Well, and yeah.
Yeah, so, like, she's like, that's my husband because, you know, yeah, he flashes the
big hollow, like, up there for everyone to see.
And, you know, she has no idea.
There's no idea where he is.
And that's when that's when Rousseau finds the hand.
Because at first, though, just like, you know where your husband is.
Oh, right.
And they just let her go.
And then they, Rousseau explains that actually, this isn't true.
They question her right after this.
They question her immediately after this.
Yeah, but then she leaves.
That's why she's back at her apartment later.
They just go, Rob, it goes right from that scene to, oh, you're right.
That's not her apartment.
You're right.
You're right.
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
So how do they get your car to begin with?
that someone, there's a tip.
That's what it was.
Someone was just like, oh, I bet it was Jekar.
Yeah.
They're questioning, like, maintenance people who were in the blast.
Well, yeah, that's the first thing.
That's how they get on to him.
Okay.
And then it's when Rousseau finds the hand that he figures out what the bomb delivery method was,
which was, um, jacar was covered in nanodroids.
Uh-huh.
A technology we'd never really heard of before, but, and this is weird, he just happens to
been like a foremost authority on nanoweaponry for the republic as he worked as a munitions
expert for the for the for the for the temple so they go to his house and we get a really
cool tense like hey you ever seen a fincher movie we get we get that whole like tense creepy
like mundane but like really spooky environment as they go through it they're
finding, like, literature, like, about, like, protest literature.
Um, we get a great slow, like, Asoka, see, is it, who is it who finds the remains
of the, like, nanobots down the, uh, down the disposal.
Yeah, it's Assoca.
Yeah.
And Anakin's finding the campaign lineage.
Yeah.
And Anakin's just like, there's a bit where he's, like, lifting up the painting to check
if there's, like, a safe behind it or something.
I just, it's such a small detail.
It doesn't go anywhere.
But it's just like, all right.
Here's the type of art that is in these people's house.
And now it's military art.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
It's like geometric shapes.
It's like abstract star cruisers, you know, which is so good.
Or Star Destroyers, rather.
Big fan.
We have skipped over some important stuff because I do want to say during the first
questioning scene before they let it go.
Beres is walking in the background behind Anakin.
I don't know if you'll watch this twice and caught this.
It's so good because she looks at the camera as the door closes behind Anakin as a way to, like, intimidate Leda.
Uh-huh.
It fucking rules.
If you know she's guilty, it's a joy to watch because she is constantly doing the shit, the entire arc.
And it's just a little treat for a rewatch.
This is also where we get good lines like, do you have any idea what someone has to go through to work at your Jedi Temple?
not just anyone can walk into your precious temple
yep it's really good
Asoka also notes when they're like
walking into this rundown apartment
you would think that working for the Jedi would pay better
I was like dude shut the fuck up
like you're the Jedi bro
but it's the Padme thing
like none of the surface dwellers on Coruscant have any idea
no clue what is happening it's like no
this guy works at the temple where does he go
after work I don't know and I don't care but I don't care two other small things here
one is there's that scene with the Jedi like counsel basically being like hey we're getting
lots of pressure on from the Senate about investigating this and we are doing our best to like just
handle it as an internal matter which becomes a recurring thing here which is a great one because it's
like they're wrong about this like this should be a public investigation lots of civilians die
I think what's great about this is they're wrong and they're very right.
And this is the way.
I mean, they know what's going to happen.
They're right about what the consequences will be, for sure.
Well, and also, like, there is no legitimate civilian oversight at this point either.
And that's what we like, it's like, we'll get there.
But like, the thing is, it's not a, like, it's not a criminal proceeding.
It's already a military.
Everything now is a tribunal.
Everything is a military affair.
Right. Right.
And so, like, the interesting thing now is, like, there are now basically two illegitimate.
armed power grabs happening inside the Republic.
And one of them feels very bad about it
because they have built themselves up a mythology
about what good guys they are.
And the other one is like extremely ready
to just take the world by the throne.
Right.
Like, who do you think is going to win?
Well, the second very small thing is
on the way down to Lett is at home,
there's just a very brief transitional shot
of them in the coop
going from higher up to lower down.
and the sunset is hitting and it's like it's them in their film noir mode and it's just
I love it so much night is drawing in the sun is setting behind them yeah lose the the sight of
the sky behind them as they get deeper into the like yellow energy light source deeper into
corassan I love it it's great corson never been better than this arc honestly I'll note really
quick they developed a lot of this stuff along with the 1313 video game team because that was in
production at a similar time.
Yeah, because I was sitting there, I was like, yeah, 13, 13.
That, man, if only we could have gotten that, because this is tight.
Yep.
And so, like, a lot of the things in terms of visual design and places were literally
co-developed with that team or were drawing out work that they'd already done.
And that game just never came out.
And so this is, like, the closest we get.
You'll note later on, all of the deep underground action takes place in 1312 to 1350.
Flores, 1312, or levels, 1312 to 1315.
And it's like, yeah, it's supposed to be that's the same place that game took place, and you're going to be able to be like, oh, shit, there's that train, there's that, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Like, that was the intent the whole time, and, like, that game just didn't.
One more Star Wars project that never came out.
It's astonishing how often they fucked up making a Star Wars game since the prequels, really.
Just the, like, just go, just take the shot.
Just take the shot.
But no.
Yeah.
Yeah, so as they conclude the search, Leto walks in and asks, the wife of this guy walks in and asks what they're doing.
Anakin tries to not be super-menacing, kind of, but still is like, you should come with us and explain what's going on.
And I thought she was going to run right then.
She plays it smart.
She waits until their guard is down and they get out on the street, and then she bolts.
And we get a quick foot chase through this neighborhood.
She's cut off, she's captured, and ominously warns the Jedi.
They have no idea what is going on before she's led away.
Running means you know more than you're telling us.
Famous last words.
Nobody ever said he was dead.
That's like where they get her.
That cracked me off.
Yeah.
You said that he turned it to a bomb.
The Star Wars.com trivia is so defensive about this.
Really?
It straight up has a thing where it's like, I'm going to find the exact words because
it was that funny for me to be like, all right, y'all, y'all are...
The message boards must have been lit up.
This is exactly what I think, Allie.
I fully believe that the message boards were, like, trying to hold them on this one, because
the example, okay, here it is.
It's the last trivia entry on czarwards.com for this episode.
When in snaring letter with her own words, Anakin points out that no one said that,
that no one said to her that Jacar was dead, and he, dot, dot, dot, and he's right.
What Asoka said was, quote, someone made Jakar the bomb.
Unless you were tipped off that the nanodroids were in Jakar's bloodstream,
that phrase would ordinarily mean that someone created a bomb for Jakar.
Okay.
Actually, so I will say, I didn't think they got in it wrong.
Like, listening to it, I was like, but it was the confidence of the statement was ridiculous.
Exactly, yes.
Of course he's dead.
We all know he's dead.
He's missing after a bombing.
Yes, exactly.
But the, the, I need to go back and listen to here.
Does she say, someone made Jakar the bomb?
Or does she say, someone made Jakar the bomb?
Because if it's the latter, you don't get off scoffrey on this one.
You do not beat the charges, Star Wars.
Well, it's just the most, like, Anakin's been reading his encyclopedia Browns to get ready for this case.
And so he's like, I know how to catch someone in a lie.
I'll reveal a piece of information that only the true killer could know
so yeah he goes nobody ever said he's dead running proves it was you
people were killed because of you and then there's an interesting interaction between
uh-huh anakin and isoko in which anikin's like uh this war is becoming less and less popular
every day
it persists
and then
Asoka's like
what if it had been a Jedi
Oh I want to stay back
on the actual
The actual arrest
Okay
Because the two other
Very interesting things
One is
Asoka puts her finger
In Lett's face
And let it grabs her wrist
And pushes it down
Which I think is like
I don't respect Jedi at all
I don't
I'm not afraid of you
You've lost whatever
fucking mindshare you had
And the second thing is
Both Anakin and Asoka
go dark side mode in this little alleyway interrogation.
Both of them, like, get scowly.
They start yelling with like yelling voices, like frighten somebody yelling voices.
And it is, they're in sync.
They, you know, this is it.
Like, Asoka is Anakin's Padawan in all the ways that we're about to see that to be true.
And isn't in the one way that's different, which is, we've already mentioned, she will
fucking walk away.
he never could um so i i just i think that arrest scene is very convincing at being like here is how
these two people have wound up very similar so but yes i wish we had more glimpses of that like a lot
like i i i get how we're here now i do i just i do wish i felt this coming a little bit more
along the way in terms of like seeing more reflections of him and her i mean i think the the the
full the most extent of that is like her being you know somewhat impulsive or kind of like going off
but but it's always within like a military strategy vibe it's always within like you know trying to
solve it's not as emotional it's way more like in terms of how they approach problem solving
it feels like they're kind of similar she echoes him doesn't she force choke somebody not that
long ago when was that did she do that she definitely had some
episode where she was the one maybe it was a while ago was that with um that was back in season two
wasn't it that was um sometimes you force rags all somebody which is good i mean right that's allowed
obviously um no going back to uh it might have been new gun ray when they were transporting new gun
right oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but that was like that was like early so you know that was
they drop it for a long time more than anything.
Yeah.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Isn't the whole deal there?
That's where Luminara is like, Asoka, what the fuck are you doing?
And she goes in undertone, I wasn't actually going to do it.
I wasn't actually going to do anything.
So I think she stopped short of actually, like, conducting the assault.
She just does the, like, you know, puts the phone book on the table, basically.
But for Luminara, like, there's not enough daylight between those two things.
Oh, you know what?
It wasn't a force choke.
It was a lightsaber.
the throat and a
all fucking gut you type maneuver
meanwhile Mace is like
I'm going to loot this person's mind
vault using the force
anyone to get in on this
God
like fucking psychonaut style
just like
trapezing right on in
so any of their notes on this one
what else was what else
there's a small
there's one other small thing that I mean
one Anakin has the worst
the worst argument ever, which I think Natalie you were about to talk about, was their final conversation in this episode.
Yeah.
Which was him saying, I think it's him.
He's the one who he says, I think we can guess her motives easy enough.
Is that him or is that Osoka?
He said, I think it's him.
He says, I think we can guess her motives easily.
Oh, no.
This is Mace saying this.
I think we can guess her motives easily enough.
Public opinion is swinging against the Jedi.
that is becoming clear.
The war is becoming lessenless popular every day.
It persists.
And that's when Asoka and Anakin walk away like you were saying.
And Asoka's like, what if it was a Jedi?
That would be bad.
And his answer is, they're going to be Jedi who disappoint us, Isoka.
But as long as we know there are a good Jedi who fight for what's right, it makes it all worthwhile.
If you say so.
Think about all the good apples.
Think about all the good apples.
and there's the tiniest detail that again like I think that the animation has just gotten so good
and there's such a devotion to like how can we sneak a little bit more in as they zoom out
from this like walk and talk in this broad Jedi hallway one of the last things you see
is just a Jedi youngling showing off or demonstrating lightsaber technique in the middle
of the hallway and be at Kiyadi Mundi and another it might be Kit Fisto I don't remember
who the other Jedi is
are just like watching him
swing his lightsaber around
and he's like a child
he's like seven
and it's like
I mean that kid's gonna die
but also
here it is this is what the Jedi are
is like show me your lightsaber technique
in the middle of the hallway
you're a warrior
Rob
and just everything here
is that like
the last rays of the golden sun
like falling on the Jedi temple
throughout with this entire arm
it's like again
it is it is golden hour
for the Jedi
It's like in Revent of the Sith.
Yeah.
If rock star, if the rock star teams that are like obsessed with like the L.A. Noron Redded
Redemption style rock rock star teams, like, ah, the end of an era made any Star Wars thing, it would be this arc.
It would be this.
Oh, the part where he confronts Barris and like, yeah, a hundred percent doubt.
I need the most dramatic blind in.
People of Star Wars don't even have blinds like this that off.
And she's like, oh, here's my prayer room.
I want to face the fading sun and throw light.
across my face.
Oh, my God.
So the next episode
opens on
a really cool scene.
It almost feels, again,
so many things feel like the last of these.
It is a state funeral for the fallen Jedi
who were killed in the bombing.
And there's Palpatine.
There are all the Jedi we know,
and we know most of them will be dead soon, right?
It's just a gallery
people are going to eat it during Revenge of the Sith.
And the six, the six caskets are arrayed above, like,
their little, their cool little incinerator thing where the bodies are turned
into beams of light that fly up toward the...
Is that what was happening?
Yeah.
I thought it was just like a light effect.
They fucking...
What?
Wait, hold on.
They did not do live cremation.
They did it.
They did it right there.
They just put lighter fluid over Quigon.
they're like well quigon's dead
you're right they did they did incinerate
quigon right yeah but that's because they were out and about
and because the body's just a vessel you're not really dead like that's the
that's the other part of Yoda's whole eulogy
is don't be attached to the corporeal
right luminous beings we are
it's an awesome ceremony
cost of fortune could have housed
could have housed that
Beaumani for for years
what they spent on this effect but but still
it's a hell of an effect
and Barris is like oh damn
One of my friends was killed there
That's that's Tutsu Mara
He taught me how to hold my lightsaber
When I watched this for the second time
I was like you're fucking kidding me
You were out of your mind
It's so good
What actually happened
Tutsomara mansplained to Barris
How to
No you're doing it wrong
And Barris is like
Some bad
Yeah I'm gonna remember that
I will kill you
I'm going to
commit murder against you
God
so
yeah
live for the living Jedi
we must
live through us
forever they will
always good to take that
six more months
yeah
and then
Eularen
sorry not you Lauren
Tarkin
Barris
Tarkin Barris
Anakin and Asoka
go for a little jaunt out of the funeral.
And Tarkin seems to think that this is a military matter.
This is not a Jedi matter, actually, because clones were killed.
And because clones were killed, the Senate and the military need to get involved.
And he says something also interesting where he says,
an attack on the Jedi is an attack on the Senate.
And I was like, is it now?
Uh-huh.
It works that direction.
It's like what he's saying is, we've enveloped you in a really, like, and that means that you're, you're an organ of the body of the state.
Right.
Which means the state has ultimate jurisdiction, exactly, which I love.
I like Anakin coming in here saying it's not right for us to be judge a jury over a citizen of the Republic.
Are you kidding me?
I loved it.
If you say so.
Now, if these were non-citizens, like, for instance, Tuscan Raiders off a tattooing out of rim world, then it's okay to be judge and jury.
Yeah.
And executioner, if you're going to be.
If you feel like it, if it's like the vibe.
You learn from your mistakes.
Right.
In one time in his life, he was judge and Jerry.
And now he thinks to myself, maybe that was a bad idea.
Uh-huh.
We'll see where he is in six months.
Anyway, remember, uh, Soka, revenge is not the judge.
I weigh because Asoka
Asoka says if let is guilty she's guilty
She's guilty and she should be dealt with
Which is again
Yeah, Asoka's with her whole chest
She's edgy
She's
She's spent
I don't know
I don't know where she's been
But she's
She's just
In a
It's just such a fascinating thing
Like to a degree
Like the weird thing is
Again in different context
wow this is actually good
the Jedi are being made accountable to the Senate
the state has like authority over
them they are not just a law unto
themselves cool but it is all being done
through the guys of Tarkin as an extension
of Palpatine and so when Asoka's
like fuck that we're the Jedi
like we have our own criminal proceedings
we will deal with this you're also sitting there
being like you're damn right everyone listen to
Asoka they're the law around here
this is a Jedi business get the fuck
out of here Wilhofe
meanwhile
Now, Barris, again, like, not the most subtle thing.
Barris is like, don't you get it, Asoga?
Or something that nothing's going to change around here.
She's so goth.
She's so.
But also, again, watch her eyes during this whole conversation.
If you know she's guilty, she is like, hmm, okay, I'm going to look over here.
Yeah, what should happen to whoever did this?
I couldn't say.
Yeah, like, what would you do if you would.
found the person like what would you say um there's a brief a brief uh comment that the that tarkin
makes where he says that the chancellor feels very strongly that the jedi be removed from as many
military matters as possible you yourself said that your peacekeepers not soldiers and then he and
anna can have this little aside where Anakin goes in ways she's still very young like
excusing Asoka's behavior
for like her being
you know still a teen
or whatever and being a
Padawan still essentially
Um
There's also that Asoka pushback to Tarkin right
Which is why I think
Anakin's apologizing for her
Where she's just like
I hope Chancellor Palpatine knows what he's doing
And Tarkin is like
I assure you
Chancellor Palpatine doesn't do anything
Without a strategy
Which is true
it's pretty true
we've asked that question of how much does he know
and it feels increasing like he knows a lot
also he was like doing spit kicks last week
and now he's like in the black courtroom robes
I was like I'd love to see you
thank you for coming to the scene
I love when he's there at the scene
so
in short order
Asoka is called to have this interview with Leta
as the only person. The Jedi are trying to talk about their next move in the war
and Asoka is summoned to interview Letta
and she goes to this military headquarters slash prison
and it's like one of these things where like that comment the Tarkin made
about like the chancellor wants you increasingly out of military matters
You look at this, and it's basically like a Wolfenstein-ass fortress meets, like, feudal Japanese.
It's very, actually, like, kind of Blade Runner in some ways, like the Zigurot style, you know, Tyrell headquarters thing.
But the entire thing is, like, huge, like, giant scale statues of clones, monumental walls, et cetera.
And you look at this thing and with what Tarkin has just...
said, and it does kind of feel like while we've been away, like hanging out with the Jedi
children and the droids like in the void, this has gotten really out of hand and really out
of control of the Jedi. They've got a weird red flag flying over the base. Those red prison
guard clones we saw. They're everywhere now. It's looking pretty fashy at the prison
right now. We're in the transformation for sure. I do, I did just realize that.
that we did not, in fact, go to the first Filoni zone.
And I'm going to skip, like, half of it, because I already summarized the stuff about
working with Charles Murray on the writing.
Charles Murray is the writer for this, and he's the person who came out of, like, doing
lots of TV procedural stuff.
But what I do want to go into as we start talking about Jedi public perception
and the turn of militarism, et cetera,
we should watch the end of the Theloni zone
because this is where I really think we start to see
the beginning of the prestige happening,
the big, very proud of how they've taken their story
in different directions, let's say.
So, okay.
Three, two, one.
Over the years in the Clone Wars,
we've shown that there are,
groups of people that question
what the Jedi are doing. Why are they fighting a war?
The Lurman do this.
Stop it now.
The Tweed of Champsendula does this.
Camson Dula does this.
Ceteen does it.
Queen.
Well, all these things kind of slowly setting up
those were the three times. Yeah.
This is why are the Jedi fighting this war?
Knocking back martini's like
Betty Draper.
Being like pacifism.
God, Satine with the rifle shooting first.
For the first time in the series, we show within the Republic,
a group of people protesting the Jedi Order, protesting the war.
Why is this going on?
Why hasn't it ended?
Why did you create the clones?
Great questions.
When you see the protests outside the Jedi Temple,
you really realize that, wow, even within the citizens,
there are people that aren't happy with the Jedi.
I need you to come with me.
I thought it was great that George was willing to go that far and let us show.
Maybe our heroes can't be painted with such a bright brushing.
Maybe they have been compromised.
Okay, Russo, you and Asoka should begin the interviews.
I would rather interview the witnesses alone.
Why?
Many of the wounded...
I do like this in grace.
A Jedi was behind this explosion.
There will be ill will toward you.
They'd rather talk to me.
So really, we're laying the groundwork and have been throughout the entire series
for how you vilify the Jedi order in the minds and the hearts of the people of the Republic.
Did this woman say what her reasons were for attacking us?
Not yet, but we're working on that.
I think we can guess her motives easily enough.
Public opinion is swinging against the Jedi.
That is becoming clear.
This is a big development, and it's something that as we move forward,
you'll see not only a change in the public's perception of a Jedi,
but a change in the military that the Jedi have governed.
And you start to see in this story arc more than any other we've done
the rise of the empire
and visuals
that will be what you see
the might of the empire
being in a new hope
and Empire strikes back
well waiting
you see the end of this one
he's got someone better at these
the show has grown
and so is Dave's
high band's persona
ability to pitch
yeah uh-huh
it's so good
so talk to us about Rob
describe you know
the visuals of this entire place
more than just
so the outside
of this. We see this facility a lot, right? That's like this whole arc is just going to be around this facility. But like it's out front, it's like a staging place, but the interior is also feels unlike anything we've seen in the Republic before. Fair to say? Yeah. I mean, maybe if we wanted to say we've seen something like it, it is the Jedi prison. Was it the Citadel? Citadel. Yeah. Uh-huh. Sure. And we explicitly in that point talked about the Citadel.
now feeling like the Death Star.
And this is the same.
Really, really well is we approach this thing through Asoka's eyes.
And she has to get checked in to talk to the prisoner.
And they do a scan.
And they identify she's got a com link and two lightsabers.
And it's weird immediately because it doesn't feel right.
And of course, it makes sense.
You can't just take weapons and gear and talk to a prisoner.
But this is a clone demanding a Jedi yield all their equipment before they're allowed to go
to this facility.
And it's like, the Jedi are respected here.
They're guests, but they're not in command, which is also new.
It's like all of this is now, this is independent and apart from the Jedi.
This was their army, and now it is not.
Also, Doug, why are people doing, like, marching maneuvers outside?
Bro.
You're on Khoris.
That's the, that's all you think, like, why are heavy vehicles out there?
Why is there, like, why are they, like, regiments?
I mean, yes.
They are playing.
March. This is also true.
So part of it is they just clearly they want the tableau of like sinister, terrifying military facility,
but also you have to think about it as like these are forces for a coup being marshaled.
Like these are people under direct command outside the Jedi Order's command who were being like
slowly built up on Coruscant.
And if they're, you know, the whole like red armor thing, again, originally that was just they
were like the prison guards and that still appears to be like technically what they're doing,
but now they're everywhere.
And they have like full military formations.
And so Asoka goes through this series of like gates and like twisting corridors to go see
the prisoner.
And, you know, obviously we know how this episode is going to go, the arch she's on, but like they capture
really well the sense, anytime you've ever been in a place where they're sensitive facility
or there's like a controlled access place, you always have sort of a weird moment where
you're like, wow, it feels like almost I couldn't get out now
if I wanted to, right? Like passing through
into the secure area. You don't feel
like even if you're supposed to be there, you've transgressed
some kind of boundary, and
you have a moment where you're like, can
I get back? Will I be able
to recross
back to where I was safe and
not in the power
of these people? And that is very
palpable as Asoka goes in there.
And the guards are even
sort of joking around like
everyone's kind of
kind of hoping that someone
just like wax this prisoner
and
Asoka
asked the guards to leave her
and talks to
you know
talks determined and
yeah I mean we get the
classic Hitchcockian
I have something very important to tell you
I didn't do this by myself
it was a Jedi
but I'm afraid to tell you who it is
because like I'm so scared
And, like, literally, this is the man who knew too much.
Like, literally someone trying to, like, tell the hero an important piece of information,
and then, like, blood starts fountening from their chest.
It's great.
Yeah.
Curiously, though, she does say that she was told that if she ever needed help,
Isoka was the Jedi to contact.
Mm-hmm.
And I have to wonder.
I have to wonder if that is a part of the setup.
Yes.
or if this was like maybe a bearis extending a hand saying come with come with me can i tell you why i don't think it is
i would i wish i could but why would let it also because maybe you'd answer this from yawson too
why would let uh in this context go to the person that barris told her that like she might be able to
trust because barris is is is mega minding it and and
being and just like orchestrating the whole thing and saying okay in other words setting her up right sorry
when you say do you believe that barris mind tricked her into believing she could she could trust us or do you
think that do you think that leta still trusts i don't think she just the question is where did where
did leta hear this about asoka because i just i have a hard time imagining that she heard it from
barris and then thinks that that is information she can act on because she's scared of barris
She's like that's the one she's afraid of
She is right
So then why go to the person who
I want
You know
It feels like
Someone else could have told her that
But at least they do
But Barris and even though Leta is afraid of
Barris they do have a common cause
Like they do both hate the Jedi
Baris is just the one
With you know
I think physical
Like physical and
Power and can
intimidate her into
into doing, but at the end of the day
they have the same end goal, which is
fuck the Jedi. Like, let's
you know, bring it down there. Oh, sorry.
I mean, sorry. Yeah,
they have the same goal and I think
the key
here is that
she thinks that
Asoka will
yeah, I don't know. I thought I had it untangled
a little bit, but I don't.
Because you're right. If she's afraid of Barris
hurting her, which she is. Is she afraid of
bears hurting her? Yes.
she's afraid of being, she's afraid of being,
of betraying whoever it is she's been working with.
She's afraid of exactly what happens.
She's terrified of that.
And she's hoping that if the minute she tells Assoc,
she can brought in, like, protective custody
and, like, protected from Barris.
Unless Barris has been pretending to also be another person,
but we don't see that enough to,
she does a little bit of that later, but, like, not really.
I mean, the thing that's been,
the thing that's been said is that there are Jedi,
plural that feel this way.
So I do think there could be other Jedi working, you know, is the thing I have a hard time
believing is that Barris is the sole mastermind of this entire attack.
Like this feels like an orchestrated.
To me it doesn't.
To me, this feels like I think Barris could do because Barris is Luminara's, Padua.
So everything about this is like, she's the best one.
She's the one who, she's the one who's ready to graduate and like could manipulate everything
everything to this exact perfect degree.
She has the training for it.
What has Barris seen really that we know about that would drive?
Maris saw half the shit that, that, I mean, here's the real thing about Barris is she's
luminara's pupil.
She was not raised by one of the, she was not raised by Ploucun or Anakin or one of these
corner cutters.
She was raised by someone who was a very particular idea of what the Jedi are supposed to
be.
Right.
Which is honorable peacekeepers, mediators, not soul.
And she doesn't have a life of personal connections like Luminar does to be where, like, Luminar is like, I wish we weren't doing it this way.
But that's Plow Coon.
Because Lumara knew a new world pre-the-clone work.
Exactly.
And saw these people that way.
But she raised Barris as a perfectionist.
And also, remember the way the, like, what was that?
The enemy within is that?
at the one where they're escorting
the one where they're escorting
the prisoner in Luminar
Adventress comes aboard the ship
and Luminarra faces her down and
Assook is like you can't, you're not ready to
face Ventress and the end of that
it's sort of like, do you ever see
the end of, do you ever watch the first season of Fargo
the TV show? Yeah, of course.
So there's a great bit there where the sheriff
who sort of has taken over the town has been a real
thorn in our actual hero's side,
Deputy Salverson.
he's been just unbearable to work with unhelpful narrow-minded at the end of that season he sort of turns to solverson and sort of admits that like he knows he's fucked up but also he's just not meant to be a sheriff in a time like this he's like i just didn't think that people like things like this would ever happen here i didn't think people like this existed and that's kind of what luminaura ends up telling asoko which is that i am not like i am not made for these times a member of the jadai order but i am not
made for the Clone Wars
and yeah you can imagine
also imagine how frustrating that must be
to be apprenticed
to that and your job is like full time
be on the front lines and
you're like
you're right like Plow
takes to it like a duck to water he loves the camaraderie
of being being at the front
Anakin loves the action
like Anakin lives for the juice
and Luminara doesn't want to
be there
so where
is Luminara and all this
though.
Great question.
I would love to know where she is right now.
It's so weird that she's not here.
Do you know where your Padawan is?
I mean, do we even know is, is.
How is she not in the, at least in the, at the very, you know, at, how is she not a part of a single count, like, council moment or any, like, she, she, it's literally her Padawan that has.
Wait, is Barrett still a Padawan?
I think so.
Or is she a knight?
Did she make it to knighthood?
I don't, she doesn't have any, she doesn't have a.
bead. She doesn't have a...
I don't know. I don't
know.
My of a second,
she was a Jedi, she was a Jedi Knight.
She was beyond Paduan at this point.
Damn. Okay. So I guess that
explains it. But still, I don't know.
Yeah, I know. Luminar should have been in these episodes.
This is why you've got to make me present a thesis.
You just got to be like, hey, what do you think
you got from this whole? I'm just curious.
Like, sit before the board. We just got to want to wrap about like, what
Do you learn?
Yeah.
The thing that I wanted to point out where I was like, I actually think this whole thing is her manipulating Assoca in is there's that bit while they're doing the walk and talk earlier where Barris specifically talks about how like, you know, they're reminiscing about the time on geonosis and how they can get past things.
And Barris says like, you know, that's the thing about you.
you always know how to see things clearly
you give me confidence
and I did not mean to grab this exact screen shot
but it's I think that this is a telling
set of facial expressions
in terms of who is leading who
down the garden fucking path
you know Asoka is saying I you know
it was so hard not to be afraid in geonosis
but still you and I got past it
and right before she gives this expression
which is looking away from Asoka, like looking at the camera where Asoka cannot see her face gleefully.
She says, you've always been capable of seeing things clearly.
And that is, and she kind of like, you know, squintes her face together.
And Assook says, I guess I have you fooled just like everybody else.
And nope, she is setting you up to go walk into a trap,
to trust your instincts at the worst possible time that you can connect to another person
and bring them out of it just like she brought
Barris out of it
and it is I think she's 100% setting up to table.
And also we haven't talked in a while
but of course we have this intimate connection.
Wow, you mean so much to me, Asoka.
Yeah.
Yeah, y'all were in one class together freshman year.
Admittedly it was like wait for death
in the buried in the entombed in the tank class
but you know.
Yeah, I mean, to be fair,
they trauma bonded pretty.
Yeah, yes.
Pretty significant.
I would have loved to have.
more bad.
I mean,
one of my
complaints about this
arc is the
same complaint as
last year or last
arc, which was
just do this
but more.
This could have been
a whole season too.
Just give me
the Barris offy season.
Give me the mall.
Oh,
just that maybe
you need a season
like mystery
in the background
of all of this.
Like,
turned fully
into an FX crime drama.
Yeah.
I would have loved
instead of fucking
Lux Bon Terry,
we could have had
Asoka calling
Barris.
Like being like,
yo,
yeah.
You need to look
on the bright side.
Do you think
there's any chance
in the world that at one point they were not thinking
how cool it was going to be when
Lux was her advocate in the trial
do you think there is any way
that they weren't like
pointing the bat into the grandstands
and then Lux is going to be on
Corrassant and you know how good he is with the words
because everyone on Anderon was like
you're the best at the words Lux so
like I agree we spent way too much time with him
but on the other hand
we are spared the falling in love
of your defense lawyer
arc that I would bet.
I would have been livid.
It was bad enough having Padme do it.
But Lux is like the single
worst option.
I mean, of course it was going to be Padmae.
It's just like, you know, that of course.
But.
Okay.
I'm wrapping back around to how could Barris
have convinced Leta to turn to
Asoka
And you have to imagine it's a long arc
And it begins with Barris bonding with Leta
They go out for drinks
They start to meet each other
They tell stories
Barris tells the story about Giannosus
Talks about how good Assoca is
How honorable Assoca is early on
And then at that point
That like gets drilled into Letta's head
Like okay Assoca is one of the good ones
Assoca is someone who I can trust
And that's like four months before
Barris is like
All right now feed your husband to these bombs
And by then she's like
Oh my God
I have fucked up
I am hanging out with
Like a psychopath
Why would letta feed her husband bombs
She loved him
Because she hates the Jedi
She's about that life
But she loved him
We don't know that
Hang on when did they get married
Wait a second
Is he a patsy
Did she marry a guy with access
To the Jedi Temple
Yeah
And
To feed a bomb
You know what
You know what
She did say
That she was like
When she was going on her whole
do you know what it takes to work in the Jedi temple?
She was like, Jekar dedicated his life to serving the Jedi.
Like, okay, so maybe you're not getting as much attention at home
because, you know, Jekar's at the temple all the time.
It had been his dream.
His dream was being at the temple, not being with her.
Not just anyone can walk into your precious temple.
Maybe she applied for a job at the temple and got rejected.
Because Jekar went to his marriage with.
Because Jekar passed all the entry tests that were needed with flying colors.
and maybe Letta couldn't make it through the first interview.
That's what I'm saying.
Wow, that went from he's not taking care of business at home to also
he was like not helping her land a job.
Uh-huh.
Both could be true.
Fuck to be true.
Fucked your car.
I'm just imagining them like sitting on the couch and he's like, look at this cool
meme from Instagram and it's like the Jena are defenders and it's like
He hung Star Destroy Art on their wall
And she's like
Let me go get you another bowl of ice cream
She got the salt shaker on it
But it's bomb
Hang on
This is also
This is a right now
Now it's a pattern
Because this was the lightsaber loss thing too
Where like the the mafia
The dude with the piece
And the little like
Yeah
His wife killed him too
You're right
The wife did kill him too
him.
Yeah.
We have some unsatisfied wives.
That's true.
And all the Jedi not allowed to marry.
Damn, man.
This is the most pro-Jedai show, actually.
This is, like, see, they're right, though.
They're right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, we get an incredible cut.
Sorry.
Anyway, she gets choked to death.
She gets choked to death.
She's about to say who it is.
She gets lifted up off the ground and force choked.
And Asoka does the wrongest thing you could do in the situation.
it's a frantic situation she doesn't know she's not so fair what's going on what i do i go i look at
the camera and i go not me hands hands out stepping away yeah a person is dying in front of you and
you're thinking to yourself i'm i'm or just even just like wave at the camera right you could be
like hey clones open the door open the door open the door there's clones outside the door open the door
Open the door, be like, oh, my gosh, I'm choking her.
But the audio was off.
She was saying help, but the audio got lost.
Assoca turns left when she showed her to turn right a lot of times in these middle two episodes.
By the last one, she comes along, and I agree with her.
Well, to note, in that Zoom out, where she is, so they're watching her on security footage,
and she's like, oh, no, help, help, help.
And it looks like she's forced choking.
You can see three other people in the prison on the,
the footage.
Did anybody see who the other people were?
I noticed the feed cutting, which was also interesting.
Yes.
That like enough is seen and then nothing more is seen.
The emir Wat Tambor in this prison.
Amir from Ryloth, the guy who was in charge of Ryloth in season one.
Poggle the lesser, the guy who went down to the Queen's Chamber from Geonosis,
the head of the Geonosons from season two in this prison.
and General Worm Lothsome, who was from the Clone Wars movie,
the guy who Obi-Wan did the fake surrender to it.
Worm, I forgot about him.
In this prison.
Wow.
This is where they put Lita at.
They put Lita in the Supermax.
Yeah, uh-huh.
And is it because, I don't know, do you think Tarkin, this is the real question?
Yeah, we're getting to it now.
The question is, to Natalie's point of Barris couldn't have done this by herself, is this a sheave maneuver?
Was Tarkin ready to lock up Asoka?
I think Tarkin is jazz to lock up any Jedi.
I mean, yes.
But I mean, sorry, I just mean, was he prepared, not emotionally ready?
Is he in on it?
The way he grabs her chin?
Well, the show can't help.
That's a reference.
That's a reference?
Wait, does he do that to Leia?
It's a reference.
He does it to Leia.
Oh, come on.
Is it Scrantge up her?
Hand gestures or references now?
No, it's also immediately after Star Wars.com is calling it a reference.
Star Wars.com is calling the way he goes into the room in the composition of the shot
as a reference to the way Vader does it to interrogate Leia.
And then the hand scrunch is like a direct reference.
Yes, they're calling both of those references.
Not me.
But if Star Wars.com is calling it a reference.
No, I know.
I know, I know.
I'm just that they pulled this.
I'm so mad.
I wrote it down.
I mean, they do, he does squunch it.
He does do the same maneuver.
Here is their comparison.
It's similar.
Except that Leia.
Yeah, Leia is like, get the fuck off me.
I'm gonna break your fucking neck.
And it's okay, it looks scared.
Leia is hard as fuck.
Leia is about to just like drop this dude.
Kick your fucking ass.
Yeah, 100%.
I love Leia.
God, real one.
The weird thing about the way that the clones arrest Asoka is like the line that the clone gives,
Asoka's like, hey, kid, can't say I blame you for killing this lady, but got to arrest you.
But the way he says it seems like this will be over and, you know, this is a formality.
At that moment, it's a cop talking to another cop.
It is.
It is.
Okay, buddy.
Like, you know what, you know, you just say, and by the way, if Asoka just said,
she lunged for me, she walks out of that place, immediately.
The clones like, yeah.
I thought she had some micro bombs on her.
I saw, yeah, I smelled nanoboms.
It's like fentanyl.
Yeah, exactly.
But then we get this incredible cut from Asoka being arrested first to the outside facility again,
which again are just so many great establishes.
shots of Star Destroyers over Corrassat here, and then to Tarkin just walking through the
hallways of this place in a way that is just...
He's made it.
The expression, yes, he's made it.
He's like, it's all coming up.
Like, everything is falling into place.
He isn't, he isn't jubilant or anything, but he has this sort of like...
Very comfortable.
Very confident.
Exactly.
Is that, here we go.
I'm walking down the halls of my facility.
my tea.
Yep, 100%.
I'm doing my rounds.
But I do think it's, this is a great question.
It's going to come up a lot as we go through this.
To what degree is this just the happiest accident for Palpatine and Tarkin?
And to what, to what degree, if any, are they stage managing all this?
Because Tarkin sure comes in.
And, Natalie, I think you're dead on.
He is, he has.
A massive boner for arresting a Jedi.
He's just like, I want to put one of these in cuffs.
And, like, really, like, we're already, like, in terms of statutory authority, we are already, like, asserting our power over them.
But to really drive the point home, we're going, not just going to subject someone who attacked them to our justice, we're going to subject a Jedi to our justice.
And so, like, it is tough for me to.
parks. Like, he's ready to pounce on it, and I can't tell if it's because, like, he's on some
level in on it, or if he's just like, oh, I've been blessed by the heavens.
I think it's, yeah. I think it's, I think it's a ladder. I think it's a ladder as well.
Like, I, I, thinking about Sheave, sheave is an opportunist. Like, I do think it can be, I,
I like it better if there are Jedi who are, don't fuck with the Jedi and are trying to do their
own thing. This is a separate thing.
It's not a separatist thing. It's not
a republic thing. And Barris doesn't
do that. We've seen this before that like
Krell gives the big speech about how he wants
to go join in. Yeah, no. Baris is like...
That's not what Barris' thing is.
Barris' whole thing is like this is
we're a part of
a hypocrisy. Like we're
you know, we're
preaching one thing and doing another
and we are judge and jury and
who the fuck are we to be those people?
So yeah, I'm going to make a fucking statement about it.
I love that Tarkin and Sheave are able to exploit that for their own gain.
This is sometimes like Sheev is the master puppeteer, but in general I think like his pattern is he subjects the system to stress.
And when subjected to stress, some things become more likely.
It doesn't mean you necessarily cause them directly to happen, but it does mean that inevitably something like this will happen.
And I think he and his people are poised for that.
We're years into a war.
The Jedi have been at war for ages.
A lot of them are dying.
A lot of them are like far in a way, like from what they thought they were signing up for, from what they, how they conceive of themselves.
And so eventually, yeah, you're going to get, you're going to get your pawn growls.
And you might get, you know, your barrises.
And they're sort of poised for that, too, where, like, Jedi are going to start to crack under the strain.
There is something else, too, about him.
which is that he is a delegator, and he's a particular type of delegator, which is that he puts people into positions who can self-operate, and he can come in and tinker or make certain demands.
We know he does that with Duku.
We know he does that with his own people.
We just saw him go kill Savage, right?
He will get involved personally sometimes.
But when you think about things like every fucking episode, Nufo Vindy, we talked about this.
I don't think she was calling up Nouveau Vindy, and it's like, well, how?
How's it going, Vind?
He's saying, all right, go develop some stuff.
Go do this.
Go do that.
There's a communications theorist, Canadian communications theorist and political economist, Harold Innes,
who has this theory of empire and theory of kind of communications and history where he kind
of divides.
He says basically that cultures can be time-based or space-based, and time-based places
do things like build monuments, and they have lots of delegation.
There's not like a single strong active executive.
Instead, there's a core set of rules that get spread across a vast amount of space.
Sorry, that get spread across, yeah, that do get spread across space.
Maybe I'm getting these time and space flipped up.
Well, you know, if you're an empire that spread stuff around space, you can't necessarily cross space quickly.
And so you need individuals in those places ready to act instant.
Whereas if you, and like, the example of this is like, your, your laws are etched in stone.
You have directives, not lots of little objectives, right?
You've broad, here's basically what we do as a culture.
And then there's other types of cultures that are fast acting.
They use paper instead of stone, right?
They're able to rush orders out from a central hub and get things changed quickly.
And sheave is way more the former.
Sheave is someone who is like, I'm going to put a bunch of stuff out there and spin it and see what comes.
back. Oh, Zillow Beast. Okay, let's talk about Zillow Beast today. Okay, you're going to be over here doing
this. Grievous is going to be over here doing this. Everyone's going to be pursuing a general goal that is
that is in line with my ideology. I don't need to be hands on in that way. I need to count on those people
being loyal, being religiously loyal to my vision. And I'll drop. And I can, I'll drop in and have
some fun when I want to. What I want to. Here or there. Yeah. Like on Mandelaar. I'll take a little,
you know stop by
I can confirm I'm right time-based media
favor stability space-based media
stuff that moves quickly through space instead of lasting
a long time in time
facilitate rapid change
all that schooling didn't
just dip out my ear
anyway yeah so I'm with y'all I think
realistic if I had to make a guess
in terms of what the writers believe
this is not a sheev machination
this is bear a sophy
making a decision
of being disenchanted with the Jedi because of years
of working with Luminar
and then
and then
sheves
she's up
she was you know
lieutenant in
Tarkin
taking the opportunity
not even
I bet she've
only got to call
later you know what I mean
I think this is a
Tarkin goes home
tonight and is like
bring the bottles out
bring the bottles out
bring them out
I had
you're not going to believe
it
and and sheve
being like
I need to get
Anakin under control
hearing that
He got the fucking paddle on the underlocking key?
Because no matter what happens, that's more power over Anakin.
Yeah, yeah.
He's only going to be able to continue pushing Anakin closer and closer.
Damn, like, this is why Assoca's not in Revenge of the Sith, though.
Like.
I think, so what's interesting here is,
actually, but this almost,
but I think this almost causes the plan to hang by a thread, too.
because if she gets convicted
and like
Max sentenced by Palpatine
like there is like
there is pressure building up with Anakin
throughout this arc and like
he like you're you almost have a moment
where he's like he demands to see
Asoka when she's in this prison and there's a moment
you're like that's about to happen he's just going to come through that
fucking glass like he's just going to come through the glass
100 but but this is the thing
if he does that Palpatine is a
oh I can protect you my boy yeah
right or he
Palpity, if he goes to jail,
I think if he is the jury in executioner of Asoka, I think he's...
He just reads the card, though.
It's the Jedi counsel who turns against him.
But his plea is so obvious.
He's sprinting to do it.
It's so clear.
He's voiced by Tim Curry now.
I know.
It's just like...
Curry has a line in here that is, I think, the most Tim Curry shit.
We've, you know, he's been doing the voice now for some of the season.
but he goes, take her away.
And it's like, oh, that's Tim Curry.
Tim Curry is here.
Tim Curry's swag.
Like, it's so good.
Also good.
Rob, you're talking about Anakin coming to see her here.
Not being allowed in, which is wild.
Yeah.
Which is wild.
And what do they do to them?
Who shows up?
Allie.
Well, I think it's very interesting that there are two clod guards who make sure to activate their, like, laser shit before even a
approaching him.
They put on the electro staffs.
Who uses these electro staffs?
Who do we know who uses these electros?
Sephirus, like, killer droids.
The grievous guards.
The guys that grievous, fucking grievous is about to fight with these against Obi-Wan in like a week.
Not against Anakin because he never meets Anakin until Revenge of the Sixth Months for now in Rends of the Sith.
Do you think there's some clones that are getting like some cross-training?
Like, do you think there's like a small, like a tiny little like poison of the pool?
I would love to know.
And armies come to resemble each other, right?
Like, the longer they fight, their tactics begin to converge.
Unless there's, like, major asymmetries in, like, their means and material, which is not the case here.
Eventually, you start seeing.
They're all getting it from the same people, in fact.
Like, that's the thing is whoever makes this electrow staff is calling both sides of this war,
we're like, yo, we've got to sail on right now.
Electro staff's half off.
We have a surplus.
Lipinson manufacturers are very new.
they just make the weapons you use them however you'd like to use them yep so no one comes to see
asoka well asoka did get a visitor but they just decided not to wake her up from her nap and they
left the red key card from doom uh hanging just outside uh the little force field and she's like
wow thanks anakin and just because that's an Anakin move oh i'll just i'll just leave this
subtle little escape device near her. I definitely wouldn't carve through the entire bulkhead
to get at her. Yeah, Anakin, known for subtlety in general. You know, here's the thing that
Zark makes clear. Asoka thinks really highly of Anakin more highly than we do and thinks that he is
the sort of man who could do something like this. We know he wouldn't. But she's like, I will just
use the force and float the little keycard out and unlock my cell. And this is also extremely
normal and it's going to be awesome and then she comes out in the hall and there's nothing but
like clones just broken bodies littering the hall none of them are dead yet everyone's like oh
and she's like oh that's weird come back to your cell and then she's correct yourself
right then instead she picks up her weapons and her com language which have been left on the ground
interestingly enough why didn't she at least okay she should go back to her cell but barring that
she should have looked at the clone whose helmet was already off and be like hey are you okay
yeah someone let me out of my cell what happened to you but what happened yeah well i'll go back to
myself at this point but use com link hello anakin thanks for she does she do that yeah she's like
because she's getting a phone call when she picks up the calm link so she's like answering and
being like who's calling me and that's when the clone walks it was like she's escaping she's on
the phone it's like she like gets set up he's on the phone
And so we get the whole chase sequence, and it's a long part of the episode, it's the balance of the episode.
And it's a terrific, her on the run through this facility being pursued by ever-increasing numbers of the red armored clones.
And she runs past literally one of the Death Star droids, by the way, that droid that looks like a fucked up bug C-3PO.
Yes, I wanted to bring him up.
Yes, that is an RA7 protocol droid, which is just the, it's the protocol.
quadroids they keep on the Death Star, full stop.
Damn.
I said, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,
Asoka on the loose of this alien motherfucker is here.
Someone is setting her up.
And if that was not clear enough,
when she gets, she gets, like,
to safety temporarily,
she managed to seal herself off from,
or she gets through a bunch of barriers
as they are being sealed.
And finds herself in a room now with,
now there are dead clones.
Like, actually.
And with lightsaber.
Light saber.
Lightsaber slices.
That's right.
It's fresh.
Fresh.
Hot.
Hot off the press.
Hot.
Yeah, they're cooked.
And, oh, God.
Okay.
So is this the point at which Anakin like sees her or something?
So Rex comes up on the dead clones, right?
and he says
And Anakin's like
Everyone make sure your shit is on stun
Like we need to find her
Like we need to do not shoot to kill
I mean the thing is commander Fox
Who is one of the
The clone
He's the clone
Like prison commander or whatever
It's like all right
Shoot to kill
And Anakin's like
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Belay that order
And Rex is also like there's no way of Sokid
Something like this
Yeah
No, but, but Rex does say in the fucking, after Anakin walks away, in his fucking, what is it called, walkie-talkie?
Com link.
Com link.
She's killed three clones and should be considered armed and dangerous.
And I was like, how are you?
You know she, you know, you don't know now.
Like, I don't know you.
Who are you, Rex?
I don't know you.
You don't know her now.
apparently and you you don't know that she would never do this like I feel like
whatever the brains I don't I know we don't know what's going on with their brains yet and like
with the whole order 66 thing like we don't know but if if if if if order 66 is some sort of like
micro dosing like propaganda thing I it started this is I think the anti- Jedi trip is
I think one
I guess I'll give this to Rex
He does have to pass along the fact there's dead clones
And they don't know to look for anyone else
And so he says she's killed three clones
He didn't say there are dead clones
Right
Or she has suspected to have killed
Yeah like no he doesn't have
He does say she's killed
He does say she's killed them
Like they she murk these fools
And he's not a lot with his brothers though
Like there's what he says in front of Antiquid
And then he's what he has to say to his guys
And be like, watch out for this person
I'm trying to not get y'all killed
Y'all my boys
But it's not her that's like
He doesn't know that
He just so hot on top of some
That's why the micro doses started
Like use your relation
You're pre
They haven't been flying all over the galaxy
Together for the past five seasons
This whole sequence is also like
It is cribbing
It's time shot for shot the fugitive
and actually they continue this in the next episode
where she goes to space Chicago
and the reveal is ultimately
she gets on an L train and fights people there
but a thing George Lucas fought for
the inclusion of that train
was a good fight well chosen George
he always knows where to draw his lines
but I think in the fugitive
one of the infuriating things is there's all this
accumulating evidence of the marshals pursuing
Harrison Ford that like doesn't make a lot of sense
that he would like actually be the killer
that he was, like, convicted for.
But also, it's not our jobs to care about that.
Our job is to bring him in.
And so while we're in, like, cop mode,
we're just going to, like, hunt him down,
shoot, to kill if need be.
We have no further questions.
And it's only, like, when things get really far along,
they start to, like, question,
they finally start allowing themselves to ask,
okay, what is actually going on here?
But, like, they're definitely in this mode of,
to some extent, finding out the truth
is not of interest to us.
Like, we're here to catch her.
There's something else here, which is, what was the last Rex arc?
Oh, was it the Crowell?
The Carnage of Crowell?
Oh, my God.
He knows a Jedi will kill a clone.
Was that the last time we saw Rex?
Not the last time we saw Rex, but it was a Rex art.
It was last Rex arcs.
Was he not there for, for AWOL clone?
No.
For Eamnesia clone?
Sunny Day in the Void, no.
Oh, no, they're all droids, duh, those days.
squad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Rex knows a Jedi can break back.
I think after Krell happened,
there was a little retreat.
The whole squad
went to Camino
for the weekend. And I bet he said
never Anakin and never
Asoka. What they said to him was
yeah, but if it happens,
promise me, you do not beat around
the bush. You do not defend
them. Like, it's us.
you know what I mean it's us so if it happens to oh yeah plow coon could never okay but if
plow coon does it us not a plow coon I'm not plos bros bros I'm bros bros right I guess yeah you also
have to think about like how tense things must be on chorus on right now like we talked a little bit
about let it getting put into like the hyper prison and it's like obviously they want to make an
example of someone who attack the Jedi temple the clums
are already feeling like some type of way because people are in the streets are saying don't make clones anymore like don't do this more and there's just general anti-jeti sentiment like to that to your point alley like even some of the like the fact that clones died from a Jedi attack at the temple doesn't bode yeah I can see why Rex would be like yeah she just killed three Jedi are killing people now like right and left
they're killing clones
yeah
yeah
anyway we get my favorite
one of my favorite beats
on this entire thing
is
Anakin and Asoka
talking from
different parts of this facility
oh yes
loved this
their voices like echoing
through the hallways
as he's like
it's me
Anakin stop running
and it
and they end up
this is the thing
where she ends up saying
like
no one will believe me
she says I believe you
and she's like
you're the only one like it's no one else will you can't help me um and i just the decision to make
them have this conversation at a distance where they can't make eye contact where their voices
are echoing around while aniken is flanked by two clones they've no privacy there's no way to like
it's just so good and just like it's it's it's it feels in some ways and it doesn't have like
the romantic overtones of the kilo and ray stuff in last jedi but the like talking
at a distance has that same sort of
affective mode of like
we can't like we at once
are closing a distance between us because
we're communicating but we can't fully close it
is it's so good
I'm a big fan of this
this exchange and it sets up
an awesome pursuit like
now she is sprinting across the grounds
of the facility we meet
I guess clone
canine unit they've fucked up
and their helmets
It's mere the beasts.
I know.
They're wearing like helmets with like giant like pit bull jaws.
Don't like it.
Yeah, they're super creepy.
Don't like any of it.
There's a lot of like Batman the animated series here.
I mean, partly because it's like a stormy night and she's like up on giant art deco
statues of clones in this case, which is wild to see.
We are in fascism mode at this point, folks.
She runs across this.
There's a bit where she's on top of this.
wall, this big brown wall.
Did anyone have feelings on what that might be?
I wonder what the legend on it was.
Okay, so there was this huge brown wall that she ends up sprinting across, it's like
out front of this entire facility, and it has like the Imperial logo, sorry, it has the Republic
logo, not the Imperial logo, which is very similar, but I actually looked at, I, it finally
clicked on me, clicked for me how to understand the difference between the two, which is
the imperial logo is just the cogs with eight or sorry with six kind of it's six
congs in a circle basically the republic logo is eight and at the heart of it is the circle is
the sunburst the circle with the rays of the sun coming off of it which is the Jedi logo
that's also in the Jedi lightsaber logo that is like the exploding star with the beam coming
out of it which is like it's both of those things together anyway
the wall the monument at the center of the republic military base plaza is an enormous slab of geonotion rock that list the name of clone troopers that fell in action during the first battle of the clone wars
great love it would have loved more detail on it but love it have a moment like that's that's cool shit like if you're gonna put cool shit in the fucking show that we're watching call it out like that is interesting that that the world
itself, like inside the world
of Clone Wars, that they're doing these
clone memorials, whatever. I would love to know if Jedi
names are on this thing. I would love to know.
Good point, because when this all starts,
were they just the Jedi that they were
conducting that ceremony for? What happened to, like, the grounds
crew died? Yep. It is who
memorializes who, right? And it is part
like, did the clones memorialize themselves
as they construct this facility?
is the Republic.
Like, it's a really interesting...
Yeah, why are there these huge clone statues?
Like, what is the...
Who are they?
Are they meant to be specific clones?
Are they just clones in general?
Right.
And who is it for?
And the answer is, it's not for the public.
This is a closed facility.
Like, the public does not see this monumental architecture.
It is for the consumption of the clones who work there.
It's for the clones.
100%.
It is both to, and it is both to, like, remind them of, like, I think, who has their interest
are like who like who is uh you know who's the benevolent leader for them but also to sort of
again very cop like also remind them that they are the true pillars of this society like literally
the giant statues that are there are like on like built their relief statues on this like giant
column and like the metaphor is pretty clear right like you're the pillar on which the foundation
now rests
um
we get an awesome chase
across the ground
it's so great
it looks it
camera work is unreal
she's the most
like she is the
peak performance
looking the coolest she's ever
looked deflecting
like the choreography
everything
she she is so highly
capable
she is a threat
she feels like a threat
she feels competent
in a way where she does not feel like,
like as much as she's on the run,
she doesn't feel backed into a corner at any point.
Like she's always moving.
She's like got a really like nice flow to her movement in general.
She's reflifting, not reflecting.
Yeah, she's deflecting the, yeah,
she's deflecting the stun blasts that are coming in.
which is such a cool effect.
We see these stun blasts once in a blue moon.
They're these kind of like blue rings that come out of blasters
instead of the normal blasts.
And when she hits them with the saber,
they don't get reflected.
They get kind of dispersed.
Like they get kind of like just kind of diminished into the atmosphere.
And all of her maneuvers like doing that stuff are so acrobatic and like beletic.
It's so good.
also just
the wide shots of this whole facility
it reminds me a little bit of the facility
where
from the cat
the undercover Obi-Wan arc
the fueling station
because it's these like long pipes
that they're running down
and they do
they almost box her in a number of times
and they just can't do it
well the sense of speed
is dizzying they shoot her in a lot of places
with like layered parallax
effect in the background as she's sprinting
through plus you've got the gun
Chips drawing up alongside her again, like
reminding us that she's moving at like superhuman
speed here.
And yeah, like they
capture her on a
like a landing
for a bunch of stairs and
it looks like she's cornered and
she jumps out of that situation I think
makes it to one of the pipes,
cuts her way into the pipe and begins running through.
With a circle. Perfect circle.
Yeah.
And now the clones can find her
but Anakin
begins. Oh, that reminds me. There's one thing I want to
to go back to you from the previous episode.
Sorry, but this is just...
No, you're good. I do the shit all the time.
The bit about Anakin's saying he'll still hear the screaming as they do the crime scene
reconstruction.
Oh, yeah.
I think it's a sympathetic portrait.
They're sort of setting up a...
If this is how Anakin experiences this period in history, this is how experiences the world.
Like, think about the amount of death that surrounds him, that is, like, clinging to him.
like an oily smoke
right he can't get it he can't wash it off
he can't get it off
yeah um
and that moment it was
it was this little throwaway line
but it was kind of a terrifying line
because the other Jedi don't make reference to that
like obi one hears like the screams
when like aldron is destroyed
and then it falls silent
like
Anakin
experiences like the emotional blood stain
of violence
and so it's like one of those things
where it's a thing
that he says
and nobody seems to
you know
we know where this is going
this is a really bad sign
like if this is how
experiences
the world
he is in the wrong
line of work
and it is dangerous
to leave him
in this line of work
but you know
he's just pushing on
with it
and so but he uses
that comes up here too
he's so
the clones are trying
to like track her down
and he has to
keep sort stopping
and like
listening to his heart
basically about like
where is she
try to figure out
Like, in all this noise, where is she?
Where did she actually go?
And he homes in on her as she comes to the end of the pipe.
And again, tries to talk her into, look, you know, I know you're innocent.
We'll prove your innocent together.
If we just go back, you have to come back.
And then we can fix this.
And I like that, like, she turns it around and makes it about him trusting her.
It's not about her trust in him.
she does trust him.
They just can't trust the system.
And so he knows that too.
He does know it too.
Yeah.
Well, you know, I don't think he fully does until the next episode.
I really, I think he does.
Because the interaction is they're, you know, standing at the edge.
And he's like, Asoka, what are you doing?
She's like, you didn't even try to come and help me.
And he's like, they wouldn't let me in to talk to you.
You could have if you've tried.
And then he's like, how would that look, Asoka, forcing my,
way in would have made you look even more guilty.
And she's like, I'm not guilty.
And he's like, all right, I know that.
We have to go plead the case.
We have to go do the jurisdiction.
And she goes, I'm not going to take the fall for something I didn't do.
She has no faith in that process turning out in her favor.
I think Anna.
She's right.
Yeah.
I hear what you're saying, actually, now that I'm saying.
Yeah.
Anakin believes that going through the process will end up with her.
here's the thing. I think
also he thinks that process is going to have way more
Jedi counsel in it than it does.
I think this, like he doesn't, no.
It has, let's get to the next episode. It has
Jedi counsel in it. Okay. The next episode
is like where like fully in scales
drop. But Natalie, you mentioned
something of it, but again, I like this episode is doing
a lot, which is in normal
times, like, what she's like, you didn't even
try. What that would mean
is, if you really wanted to get me out of jail,
you would have come through the glass.
You would have smashed through those
clone patrols. And dealt with the repercussions. Right. And he is right that like that's not how we
operate and I'm still subject to laws. I am still like bound by like this. He means that's not
how we operate here. But he would do that on another plant. He would do that in Mandelor in a second.
Yeah. In a second. But he's not, but he's not like sworn up to protect Mandelor the way he is.
I think he would do that on, I think that he would do that on any Republic planet except this one. I
I think he would go through the fucking window on Rodea to free her.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
Well, hang on.
That's not the Imperial Corps.
Whatever, but on Nabu, I mean, you know what I mean?
He would do it in the second.
Here, under Tarkin's nose, this boy that he wants to impress under Sheave's nose during the crunch.
I think it's a different thing.
This place where he's...
Three seasons ago, he would have.
Because who are the clones?
Like, he, the clones obey him.
He is the general.
There's no one really above him other than the Jedi Council that he respects outside of the chancellor himself.
But outside of that, he can talk, you know, manipulate whatever, get his way out of any sort of sicky situation.
But in this, now that Tarkin is a major player, I do think that like he's playing by the rules much more.
in a
in a way that he
wouldn't three seasons ago
when Tarkin wasn't a factor.
Would he do this for Yalarin?
Would he have not
gone through the window in a Yelaren run facility?
Maybe.
But I think he, yes.
With Yularen, yes.
I think he respect, like,
but my point is, like,
where I'm just going on is with the,
here's where my thought is having.
Again, like,
Like, it would be wrong for him to be like, fuck it, I'm a Jedi.
You don't imprison one of our own.
Except seeing this facility, seeing how bad things are getting, you're like, oh, actually
it turns out that respecting the law and what the chain of command here is like, that is
actually wrong in this case.
The, like, there's a real strong argument being made that like the best thing Anakin could
do morally for Isoka at this point is to go through the glass and be like, we're taking
her back to the Jedi Temple and you can take it up
with Yoda. But like... But she's already
been expelled. Not at this point.
Wait, no? Not at this point. Nope. No. Next episode.
That's why... Believe it or not, we're two hours in. We're only two
episodes in. It's dense. So then, yeah,
he still does have the protection of the Jedi Council. She still has the protection
of being a Jedi. The problem
maybe in a way, Anakin
is for some reason, hyper-sensitive
to the anti-Jedi sentiment.
in general and like that's
they all also the whole thing is but why would
but why would Anakin be like Anakin
because he grew up wanting to be a Jedi
right but I think this is part of him saying
there are always going to be Jedi that doesn't
point us but we have to be one of the good guys
and like this is his attempt to be a good guy
I think it's also like the tension of being in that
facility and like not having the
the authority that he would otherwise
like that's the season two difference versus now
Like, season two, he wouldn't have given them his lightsaber to get into there.
He would have just been like, no, I'm a master.
Well, and also, I'm sorry, who bought this army?
Was it, was it Tarkin?
I don't think so.
It didn't hit his name on the statements.
So, like, I'm taking my shit through.
But the other, yeah, the thing that fucks all of this up,
but it's so part of it, like, what makes this such a clever trap is that,
it's the fact that she has caught red-handed in a facility of the Jedi don't control.
If this happens anywhere else, the Jedi take her into custody, and we have a negotiation over this,
it is the fact that she never even got out the door.
And so, like, it is such an awkward scenario.
And this is, like, it sort of sets it on the trajectory that's going to be on where the Jedi Council is hyperreactive,
trying to figure out how we, how we, like, handle this and leaves them on the back foot.
the fact that he can't get in there is unbelievable right the fact that there is no one he can call
in that moment no one Anakin Skywalker can call to let him go in an interview his Padawan what like
the moment has turned the times have changed I do like the notion that he is reacting to that
sudden lack of authority in some in some ways his response I mean this is like what's my big
my big thesis for Anakin Skywalker is that he's attracted to power, right?
Like, that's the thing that he most likes in the world, is power because power gets things done.
And part of me is like, someone stuck their chest out further than Anakin did.
And now he's come to heal.
Like, and now he's like, okay, well, I guess if the most powerful person is saying that we have to do, I'm not allowed in anymore.
And so that means that we have to do it by the person who controls whether I'm allowed in or not rules.
And like, he's just a little boy.
He's just a little boy who is, like, constantly looking to, like, get approval from and, and hope to leverage power, right?
So, uh, anyway.
So she jumps.
She jumps.
She makes a sick jump.
A truly incredible leap.
I got to give her credit.
Like, she, like, the drama of, like, she's giving her all here.
It's a jump that you're like, you need a shoot.
You need a shoot.
It's a far jump.
Yeah.
The force is your parachute.
you know.
Yeah.
But she lands like a champ.
So, also, I just love this.
We've seen this big pipe that goes through Khorasan so many times now.
Some of our favorite little sections of the show, like when Plow Koon and her went down there many seasons ago, have been about, like, dipping down in this huge, weird hole in the middle of the planet.
And it's just so fun that they went back here for this key, key, key, key moment, you know.
I totally agree.
Before we go to the next episode
Can we Filoni's own?
Can I drag us back?
I
You know, I'm just not going to say anything about what
You're going to see Filoni yourselves
What?
Did he do?
You'll see how he's fine
What did he do now?
It's just fine.
It's just that we're going to see a new felony today
Philoni himself is
There's just a new version of the man
All right
Ready, it's a long one
It's a lot
Okay
This is a Jedi who knew too much
Right, that's the second one
Correct?
Yeah
Yeah, because the third one
Yeah, okay
To catch it
Three
Yeah
Three, two, one, go
So what happens to Leda now?
The bomber has been moved
Moved
Where?
Why should she be moved?
The Republic military
Has taken her into custody
Much better talk in this episode too
By the way
This is a Jedi matter
He knows he was rolling his arms.
Clones were killed, which makes this terrorist attack in military matter.
An attack on the Jedi is an attack on the Senate.
Tarkin really represents the military established.
What's up?
And by that I mean, what you see in the empire.
Oh, Philoics are playing the division.
Fashion is changing.
We're going into the mid to late 2010.
Right now, that arm is being run by the Jedi.
It's been a beanie and a puma puppy jacket.
of the peace with the brand
that the Jedi want to remove them
like censored the power of the
I want a list of any guests
that showed up. The chance to set up men like
Tarkin, men like
Azzell, even
Yularen to in the long run
take over the military for the
Jedi. We get a little bit of a sense of that
argument in the Citadel arc with Tarkin
and then we really show how it's
evolved this time when we see
him because we see this grand
facility for the
military, the Tarkin has had built.
We see a massive staging area.
We see the clones at this facility
answering very much to Tarkin
and less so even Anakin.
And all of this shows you
that there's this giant mechanism
in place that's very hard for
the Jedi to counter.
You don't have to tell me any more, Commander Tano.
Every time I see her hat, I think it's a
Carhart hat, by the way.
Oh, my God. It just has, like, that tag on it.
See the sound like a gesture
wrapped up in the
The strangler hands
The straggler hands
She really did that to her
We have the underlying symbolism
Of the big military institution
Which has grown up
Almost off screen
While we were rooting for it
In the form of all the clone soldiers
If we like so much
We see that they're really
The weapon of power
For a group of men
Who may not have the best intentions
for the Republican mind.
You yourself said that you're...
Remember that baby Republic officer corps
from the first seasons?
Well, it's all grown up and doing coots.
You know, Tarkin, you always wonder
how much is he aware of
the Chancellor's plans to incriminate the Jedi.
I don't know that Tarkin really cares
the Jedi or not.
He just wants power for himself.
True.
I've been saying this.
If he gets the Jedi out of the way in the military,
he has tremendously more power.
So I think that's what's at stake for Tarkin.
I don't think that...
What's on this place behind, Dave?
You know, he really...
really consider
Sith or Jedi
Looks like
Obi-Wan
Oh, that's
Obi-Wan
on...
The fire has
gone out of
the universe.
Mandelaar.
You, my friend,
all that's left
of their religion.
So,
I think he's a lot
more pragmatic
and political
and just interested
in ultimately
having power.
Oh, that's with the
Beanie I want to know.
The villains
in Star Wars.
It's not something
where all of a sudden
one episode
he's a good guy
in the next episode.
He's a bad guy.
There is definitely
a change
where we get to
find out
what is
motivations are.
Stephen Stanton
is never a good guy.
Yeah, um, bro.
Have you?
Is it his ambition? Is it something
He's a hot shithead when we meet him?
And now he's just like a Nazi.
Hopefully what we'll find out more and more as these episodes
go along.
As an actor, there's got to be
some kind of a change.
Not only just Tarkin's behavior, but I think
also in his voice too, you've got to be able
to hear that he's becoming a different
person. This is a secure facility.
We do not have just anyone.
running about. And if there was someone else, why did you not sense them?
Ew.
The chin grab.
What was going on in this arc and what Tarkin's motivations were.
So I had a pretty good idea of what Tarkin was trying to do.
And, you know, he's starting to become that guy that people don't like too much.
And we can kind of get an idea of, you know, why this is all happening.
That's crazy.
Of the clone helmet.
On the clone helmet.
And Asoka on the run is an awesome sequence.
I don't know that our show has ever felt more like Star Wars
than when all the clones are chasing Asokatano.
The Red Flags.
It just looks like Star Wars.
Instead of Jedi's slizing up battle droids,
finally you have what looked like stormtroopers chasing down a Jedi.
And that's something that I think I always picture.
the Clone Wars really to be about.
Really, when you look at it in a lot of ways,
Danica leading it, it's Darth Vader
hunting down a Jedi Knight.
It's true. He's about to do this a lot
more for this is his career.
What are you doing? In a real way.
You didn't even try to come and help me.
They wouldn't let me in to talk to you.
You could have it. And he's in the all black.
The moment between Anakin and Asoka at the end
of the pipe is one of my favorites. I mean, it's obviously
not the fugitive. You've seen the movie
The Fugitive. There's something about that
moment of this kind of
this concept of a leap of faith
where Asoka, you know,
believes in herself and her abilities to
overcome this dilemma
and asks if Anakin
you have to trust me
now. It's such a pivotal moment for
her character before she leaps into the beyond.
It's really one of my favorite moments.
It's something that I drew in the very first
story meeting we had about
this with George. She's a little like pen drawing
leaping off. From the meeting.
It's so good. It's shot in
the episode. Is that what her uniform looks like?
It was really well done.
I don't want to talk about it.
I think that Ashley's acting and Matt Lanter's acting
in that scene is some of the best
that the two of them have ever done.
And it just escalates from here into the final episode.
So it's going to be exciting when you see that one.
I love how you're signing you now.
You have to trust me now.
It's so funny.
I do trust you.
I know you do.
Wish me luck.
Boom.
we're going to get the little
there we go
okay I need a little stink
um
the bit that he says about like
this is the most it's felt like
Star Wars and like
this is the most
I mean exactly what he says
this is like this is the most
it feels like Star Wars and it feels like
you know Jedi being
Jedi running from Stormtroopers
and this is where I thought the
this is why I felt the show would be
or I thought the show would be
is so interesting in some ways
because it makes it feel like
there was a point at which for Faloni
this was going to be more
a post-order 66 show or something
you know
and my understanding is
we're not going to get that much of that
you know so
I think just the last season right
I believe just the last season
and only maybe parts of the last season
so oh my God
so but it's
it's like there it has to be an
head that it's his responsibility to
land the
to like hit the landing in some ways
like even if that's not the thing
that he's storyboarding or writing all the time
like what is it about these characters that's going to lead
them to this being
their future
and we've talked a lot about
the reparative work that
is this reparative of the prequels or isn't it
I think we've gone back and forth on that
largely because it's been
I'd say
There are huge high points throughout the whole show, but we were so down the dumps at certain points in season three, four, and five that, and even earlier than that, but earlier than I think we had hope in our hearts, but that we've said, like, I don't know that it actually repairs all that much.
This is the most, it's felt like they're really truly getting in the brain of Anakin Skywalker and be like, also he was thinking about these other things.
like this is huge
I mean Natalie you said it kind of
you know earlier just like
this this changes everything for Anakin in that movie
he's thinking about this in a real way
and he is now like it's interesting
to think about that being on
this creative team's shoulders at this point
like we're going to change what people think is happening
we're going to change the interior lives of characters
in a movie that came out 10 years ago
as of the time of this production
Like to think about Anika, like, to think about Revenge of the Sith and think about Anakin coming off the loss of Asoka and Asoka, like, having left him, left the Jedi Order is, it, it, it, it does add.
I mean, it's hard to grapple with because obviously it's being done after the fact and, you know, hating Christensen isn't acting with that in mind.
we're not directing that with that in mind like that's not you know it truly didn't exist
it did not exist at all but as far as I know I do think the Clone Wars show does a good job
of embedding it in a way that you could still read it in like almost as a post script into you
have to meet it halfway but I mean we'll see we should revisit it after the end of all this
process I do think we should I do think we should I do think we should
yeah because anyway yeah well and I like to that though I was sort of thinking to the angle of
reparative work I wonder to what degree also is like Luke is also reflecting on like what
worked what didn't and also like a lot more history the clock has run on history a lot more
like between in the intervening years between when he's making those movies and when they're
making these kinds of episodes and like it does sound like he did not take his hands fully off the
trolls for the show and like had really strong ideas about like plot beats to to bring in and so to
what degree he also like there's maybe the reason like sometimes republic politics seems so
sketchly imagined in the films is because like there's a lot of like vague unease with like
the politics of late 90s but they haven't fully crystallized into what is like what is the dread
circling and by you know
2012 when they're releasing this episode
it's pretty clear what a lot
of those dreads are surrounding
we should
so the next episode to catch a
Jedi opens with
a really terrific scene
I don't know
Austin if you want to run the
insert the audio
from this conversation that they have
in the Jedi Council but like the
politics of this room
where Anakin
It is right after Assook is escaped, and he's brought in to talk to the Jedi Council about what has gone down here.
Tarkin is on conference call.
The degree to which the Jedi Council's confidence is wavering and collapsing, and the speed at which people like Mundi and Mace, honestly, are ready to throw Asokan Akon under the bus is, like, dizzying.
You get the rain spattering against the windows.
and like the only friend
Anakin has in that room
isn't in the room.
It's Obi-Wan on remote.
Right.
And even Plow
can't quite bring himself
to like offer a full-throated defense
of Asoka.
It is a dire scene.
Like the Jedi Council,
we start talking about
how they're continually
sowing the seeds of their destruction
in a lot of ways.
And part of it is by
not answering the moment
when
their own are in trouble or in distress and this is I think like one of the clearest examples of that
where they just they don't even want to do an investigation at this point this has become an embarrassment
but I will say I there is a way to read this scene that I think is very
clever on Yoda's from Yoda's position not to join the Yoda loved Yoda pills oh god
what do you think he means when he says we believe she may have done this
I mean I why wouldn't you believe she may have done this I don't know maybe she did it
but anyway who does he who does he send he sends plow and Anakin and Anakin gets like
there's a chip someone's like not Anakin and I think there's a degree to which when you pick
plow and Anakin it's so that if Anakin gets it says if they make you take Anakin off the mission
you're still sending plow.
You know what I mean?
You're still getting plow out there.
And those are the two.
Those are the two.
Mace goes, I think this, I think it's dead.
She's dead.
She's dead.
Yeah, I do think it's a bit of a sheave move from Yoda to send Anakin and Plow because I do think that the last thing he leaves this conversation with is, first of all,
Windu is saying he's emotionally tighter.
He's probably too emotional to do what needs to be done.
And Anakin comes back at him and says,
I'd rather capture Assoca and find out the truth
and let her run because of a lie.
And Yoda says, you must prove to us that you can stay.
Wait, is it him or is it Windy that says that?
It's Yoda.
You have to prove to us that you can stay focused.
Yeah.
And Anakin's like, don't worry, I already called the cops.
That's my evidence that I'm focused.
I already called the cops on Asoka on the lower levels
to give them the run-down.
To the point of Mace, maybe not being the one for this mission,
he's clenching his jaw so tightly in this scene.
They all.
Like, he's clenching his jaw so tightly in the scene
that it forms a different plane on his face
and catches different light.
It's...
They all look so...
It's like...
They're shook.
It is shook boys club.
Like, everyone here, it looks broken down.
Everyone here is down bad
Everyone here is like
I don't want to deal with this
Can somebody else like please take this off our plate
Plow says
Like it begins with Tarkin basically delivering their investigation
And Plow says
I do not believe that Asoka could have fallen so far
And he's like head in hands
Like just in just like everyone is
Is listening to this hologram of Tarkin talking at them
Being like
The beliefs of the Jedi Council
are irrelevant, actually.
Which, which, he's hitting them on two levels, isn't he?
He's saying, the beliefs about the Jedi, they're not relevant about Asoka.
He's also saying the beliefs of the Jedi are irrelevant.
Y'all are a made-up religion.
Yeah.
No one cares.
No one cares.
And that's why we're going to ask you to expel her so that we can fucking try her on a military trial.
which is also interesting because it means that in the previous episode he's acting as if all the time he's acting as if this is not contested territory her being detained the stuff happening on the Jedi Temple he's making it seem as if like it's a done deal that's Senate business which means it's military business but the fact that he now was asking for her to get to get exiled from the council de-jetied
means that that is not as simple as he was making it seem last time.
But he had her in custody.
Yeah.
Right, but I mean, but he keeps her in custody and won't let Anakin in to see her because it's a matter of Senate business, right?
Yeah, that's true.
Even though it's a Jedi.
And now they're getting to say it's Jedi business as long as she's a Jedi.
So it's like the, it's slipped out of his hands a little bit.
A little bit, but also he's forcing them to cut the rope and put it back in.
And so the missing link in all this is
The last inkling we had something like this was brewing
Was when they recovered that information
About the secret hyperspace highway
And Tarkin's like
I'll be taking that fast
And
Yoda's like I gotta talk to him
And we'll figure this out
What happened in that conversation
Because the power dynamics flipped
Like the Jedi
Like basically
The Jedi are facing a barely polite ultimat
them, which is we don't want to try a Jedi.
You're right. We don't. We technically can't, but we will.
Or you can make this easy for everyone and just expel her.
And now she's totally subject to our law.
Those are your options.
And the fact that they can't, like, this has already slipped so far away from them,
that Yoda's not saying, I will go talk to the chancellor.
Those conversations are over.
There's little, like, you know, closed door meetings.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a really good point.
Like, in a couple seasons ago, again, like, you could imagine Yoda being like,
we shall talk to the chancellor directly and have a real, you know, have a conversation about this.
But that's off the table at this point.
There is no line of communication between the Jedi and Palpatine, like, Palpatine's talking
through Tarkin at this point.
Like, we're not really seeing Palpatine and Yoda interact as much.
And I think this is kind of what's brilliant is when do you know it's too late?
you don't right you don't like when do you know is the last moment you have to like change the
trajectory something something and the Jedi oh I think Yoda gave that shit up fucking ages ago
but did he know when he was giving it up you know what I mean like does that meeting go
and I love that we just don't see it or maybe like it just didn't register whatever this
transition was there was no like pivot moment where it was clear that like the old the old
rules were gone and new ones were in place it's just like sort of crept up on
these guys. And Asoka being
accused this way has just like
caused it to bloom into a crisis
and that they like have to
that they have to do this thing.
I think it's
terrific.
It almost feels like this is
the moment because instead of like
actually defending Asoka here they sort of do
this song of dance of like
oh we're going to have this pull aside with Asoka
we're going to question her ourselves
and we're going to decide if we're going to push her
out but they've already made the decision that
they're going to push her out because the Senate is telling them to.
And not even the Senate, the military claiming to represent the Senate.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
So, which I think that's the, that's been the missing key here.
And in a way, like, if Shiva's hands on somewhere, I think it might be with this maneuver,
realizing that by shifting the Jedi off the military, but maintaining the military,
he has all the cards.
And, and you don't even, you almost don't even.
need order 66, right?
You almost don't even need it.
This war could end with the Jedi disempowered, but Sheev wants to kill the Jedi.
Right.
So, of course he's going to order 66.
He's not just, he's not just like a politician.
He's, right.
He gets joy from seeing Jedi suffer.
Like, he physically...
He's, yeah.
And also, like, the one thing the Jedi have historically been good at is eventually
killing Seth.
and so it is true
like at a certain moment
even if he like wins politically
if the Jedi are not dealt with
they will like a homing
missile just come for him
and eventually like Yoda almost
got him like he had
he already had all the cards
and Yoda almost got him
imagine like if he doesn't like clean out the Jedi
you know you get a real ugly
47 Ronan type situation
yeah yeah
God that sounds great
Anyway,
Asoka.
Asoka's on the run.
She's just got to call her best friend.
She needs an ally.
Oh.
And if you didn't know who the killer was at this point, you do now.
The minute she calls Barris, you're like, oh, Barris, huh?
We're sure there's a lot of Barris off.
They're friends.
This is an Asoka arc.
Of course Bear should be here.
Hey, Asoka.
Hey, don't call me on this line.
But keep me apprised of your whereabouts.
I will do some investigating.
Asoka offers some money for food to a goadle who takes a ration.
No, she just offers a ration bar.
A ration.
Yeah.
And he's a goat.
He loves it.
His sick clothes.
And they have the horns too.
They have the horns too.
So the hood fits her head and has little holes.
This guy's fails.
Miserably, though.
Miserably.
Yeah, instantly.
But we get the L-Train shit.
We get these fucked-up cops.
New cops.
New fucked-up cops is dropped.
Bro, they're like from Kill Zone.
Yes.
They got the fucking hell-gast are here, chasing her through the L-train.
It's so good.
You can't quite figure out for a minute whether the people are droids.
Like whether, like.
Yeah, 100%.
I don't, are they?
Are they humans?
Are they clones?
Are they droids?
Are they?
Are they.
They, like.
It's great.
Great.
Yeah.
Long, black, rubberized trench coat thing.
Full body armor suit.
What do we think about the guy with the brain who's just a fucking cop?
Dead, you piss me off.
The guy who knocks her over?
Uh-huh.
I was like, wow, people do not give a shit about Jedi.
Yeah.
You live down here and the cops are chasing somebody.
You're going to sign with the cops.
Come on.
But Jedi are also cops.
I don't know that he can tell that she, I guess her pictures everywhere.
There's always going to be a guy who's,
Like, this could be a good neighborhood if it weren't for people like this.
You're right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, did you notice some of the other people who were on this train?
Uh, Gritos?
Yeah, I felt like it was just a gallery of all their alien character models.
It's a lot of them, my favorite thing that's on that train is that they got a snake guy.
Oh, yeah.
Is he draped over the bars?
Or he's draped over the bars.
He's draped over like the, the standy bars.
The things that you hold on top of above.
It's so good.
That's like one of my favorite little gags.
Yeah.
It's always good actually
Turns the little head
He's like
Okay I guess
Train fight is awesome
Her vaulting from one train
Like past another
Like on the platform
It's incredible
Funny gag with the elevator
What do you make of that elevator bit
With the kid?
She's just shook
She's in Anakin mode
Yeah
She's not looking for the button to hit
She's up to cut a circle
Was it actually broken?
Yeah
It gets shot or something.
No, the control gets shot, and it's like falling fast, but it's an express elevator.
He just presses the stop button because she's about to cut.
It shouldn't be making them any sparks if that's out to the door.
It's an old elevator.
They don't bring the repair droids out to this level.
He's like, this Jedi is about to save me by jumping out of an elevator going like 300 kilometers an hour.
I'm going to break like one arm at.
at least, or I can hit this button.
Nemo, Ray, or whatever he's just...
He's like, you coo-me-na, you coo-me-na, you co-me-na, you co-me-na, you co-my-na.
Hit the button stops.
Yeah, I was so distracted being like, if she, if she kills this child, and this gets added to her rap sheet.
She's getting snipped, like, somebody's, like, taking her the fuck out.
She's a danger.
She's a menace.
And she's already fallen to the crosshairs of a hunter.
because no sooner has she made her escape
than we see a shadowy figure
sort of stalking her
but someone who looks familiar
who don't recognize the armor
it's a sage ventress
wearing a cool helmet
sickest mask
my mouth dropped
I could not be
so I thought
I knew that she needed a friend
right she needed a friend
I thought it was going to be Honda
I did
after he was going to sell her
after she was imprisoned by him
for sale. Sometimes he helps them escape.
The vibes recently, I thought it was definite
like at the beginning of this episode,
let me be clear.
At the beginning of this episode.
Because they were talking about she's on the run.
Someone's doing acrobatic lightsaber.
No, that's not Honda.
Hondo, defense attorney at law.
Oh, done.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Don't bring him and his dreads into the courtroom.
No, I didn't think he'd be in the courtroom, but I definitely thought she'd hop on his ship for a minute, you know.
Like, that'd be like a little getaway moment for her.
She'd be, she'd go on a little, you know, joyride with Honda.
I bet we get him in this mode before the end of it all.
I bet we see something where he's defending somebody or giving a speech.
I can just hear him say, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
I can just, uh, it's kind of.
to be bad.
Anyway.
Better call Hans.
This also...
Better call Honda.
I also love, by the way, again, you got a crime writer writing this episode because
Asoka makes the very good point.
You can't turn me into the Jedi.
You're a wanted criminal.
She's like, I'll turn you into the bondsman.
And I'm like, we have a crime writer writing these episodes.
I understand how it works.
Yeah, 100%.
It's so good.
I also love Assoca's move here of immediately being like,
Oh, just work with me, and I'll talk to the Jedi, and you'll get a full pardon?
Huge check.
Huge check.
So many zeros.
No way.
No chance.
No chance.
No chance.
But I love that she tries that.
And I mean, Ventress must be in a tough spot if she's taking the deal.
Venture's a tough spot.
Venture's in a tough spot.
I was truly shocked for Ventris to go for this.
I think maybe Ventures didn't have a lot going on right now.
Like maybe she just cashed out big and this was just like gravy and she was like, oh, maybe I'll just like.
So this is why I'm so glad we listened to that fucking audio book because I was, all I could think about was how much richer this all is because we know that like imagine how comforting this entire development is for Ventris to find Asoka.
Even her tone of wonder when she, when she realizes who she's caught, Asoka Tano.
Because the big question mark for Assangeantris is, what if I'd gone, been a Jedi?
What if they'd taken me in?
Would I, like, I wouldn't have been, would I have still been abandoned and neglected by an abusive father figure?
Would I have been betrayed in this way?
And to find Asoka, who is, like, been the entire time, the, like, chosen reverse of Ventris's coin to have fallen into the same lot is, like,
Like, yep, all Jedi and Sith are bastards.
Like, any religious not with a lightsaber is a bastard.
I love that she says so the Jedi aren't that holy after all.
Like, I just love, like, I love, because I think a lot of the time, we, it's not as acknowledge that it is like, there is this, like, religious, like, there is a sanctity.
like we've they've been in such cop mode for so long that it's nice to have that reminder of the sort of like spirituality of you know like the sanctity of what it means to be a jadai and stuff like that and for ventures to call out that hypocrisy i think is great and and then isoka's response as she's trying to make this deal to call out the relationship with duku as you're saying like this this entire exchange was um i felt so rewarded for having to call out the relationship with ducu as you're saying like this this entire exchange was um i felt so rewarded for having
listened to Duky Jedi lost, but
her saying, I know that
Duku tried to have you killed.
What if this is his new apprentice?
I've fallen from my path just as you've
fallen from yours. We have a lot more in common
than you think. Plus,
I can get you a full pardon if
you work with me.
And, you know, the full
pardon thing, at the time I was like, how
could adventures ever buy this?
And I just realized, like, she doesn't know what the
situation is politically. As far as she
knows, the Jedi walk in and get things
done. As far as she knows, the laws don't apply to the Jedi. The Jedi show up places just like the
Sith do and take what they want and get the outcome that they go for. They are key to the
way the galaxy works. They have direct access to the Senate. Why wouldn't a Jedi be able to get
this? You don't think Ventress has any inkling of the fact that the, that, that, that, the, that, the
Republic is in control of, of separative? I don't think she, well, also, hold on. No. I don't
think she thinks it's she've obviously like but the you don't think at any point she's a
tool that gets used like she doesn't i don't think duke who brought her on any of that stuff
and all this like but i do think uh like the identity of a double agent is wildly like it is not
it is not a wild bet to think like if there's one thing that gets you maybe forgiveness is
sorry i was just an apprentice who was abducted as a child soldier
And two, which, you know, the Jedi would still probably be like, well, you could have been a good child soldier for us.
But she was trying to be that, and then she got abducted again.
But if she catches like a Jedi who's turned traitor, legit traitor, not like falling to the dark side, but is like still like as one of the Jedi bombing the temple, that is probably the one chit I can imagine being just about worth a full pardon.
Yeah
I'm so curious
What that would have been like
I mean I guess
We still have time left in the show
I know
I know no it's not what happens
But
Anyway they end up walking around the alleyways together
And Assoca makes another phone call
From a pay phone
From a hollow pay phone
To Barris
Who is like
I found it
I found the evidence
I found the place to go to
How'd you find it?
I did some research.
I told you I was looking into things.
Okay.
That is an answer to my question.
Jesus' voice.
You dumb as shit, boy!
Like, what are you talking about?
Dude.
It's so sad that she keeps calling Barris instead of once being like, yo, Anakin.
Can we have a check in?
Or Padmey.
Or, like, so she also doesn't realize that the Nate
of the show she's on has changed.
Like, because previous seasons of the Clone War
and honestly, there's tons of shows that used
where it's like
the sort of procedural like
CSI thing that we already saw referenced in this.
Hey, I like
the tech nerd will be like, I did some digging
and you never question what that info
is. The person is like, I did some digging.
It's always good. This dude has come,
the writer of this episode spent time
producing
I said it before criminal
minds. Pines.
Mines, which literally has that character, right?
The, like, the app-based character who gets, like, the quirky lady.
I don't forget what her name is.
You know who I'm talking about, right?
And, you know, Matthew Gray-Guebler or whatever will call her up, or he'll be that dude.
And be like, oh, yeah, I figured out on the computer.
Yeah, totally.
I mean, part of this actually makes me think a lot about, and, Allie, maybe, I'm curious
if you feel this way, too, it reminds me of making cred to the table in the sense that
You can only make it forward in time.
If they could remake all of Clone Wars, would Barris Offey be in 70 episodes?
Oh, sure.
Because if we could remake Counterweight, Jackie Green would be in a bunch of episodes before some key stuff happens in counterweight, right?
If we could retell that story, when you tell a story in this serialized fashion, you sometimes don't get to invest in the characters who are going to be important, like, structural down the line.
as much as you would if you wrote it all at once
and realized that a character would be important
and then realize that they could be introduced
to be load-bearing structures earlier.
Right, yeah, but I feel like,
I mean, and Clone Wars has been all over the place
in terms of where they've spent time,
but I feel like when I think about Barris in this arc,
like, she's doing so much and hurting so many people
that I wonder, like, what is it about Asoka
that made her the target in this?
Because so much of this plan is about Asoka catching this fall.
And is it like that like Asoka, especially being other Anakin,
is this like ideal of the quote unquote new Jedi.
And, you know.
This gets me quick.
Right.
Like Anakin is like the hero of the battlefield or whatever.
And Soca is the next generation in terms of being like a Jedi super soldier.
And Barris is like if I was more like Asoka or if Asoka was more like me,
I wouldn't put her in this position.
So I think you kind of need Barris to not be on screen for a little bit,
so it feels like they've grown apart.
But counterargument, we haven't seen Barris in like four seasons.
I do think we're missing a arc here with Barris and Asoka bonding again.
Again, can we trade one Luxemeterre art for a Barris-Offi-Arp.
I think that's what we're missing.
Also, I was just sort of talking about the Anakin thing earlier,
like the various Jedi, the various trauma of the Jedi are carrying with them.
Barris's fate on Geonosis.
The siege tank was not the worst thing
that happened to her there. It was the brainworm.
She has consciousness and will
subsumed by another creature and also
watches the clones turn on a dime
into being her commandos.
First, clones do it to her.
Clones, like, capture her
and assault her with this mind.
The worm in her brain.
And then she sees them
turn into, like, her clock
work soldiers and
and she fights Assoca yeah in that episode
and like
you know we come out
of that
God and remember
how that ends
is she is like
just kill me
do you remember
and Asoka leaves being like
being like
being like
hey Anakin
Barris wanted me to kill her because
of the worm and
wasn't sure that I could like use the ice stuff to get her out get her free get her free
um and if if if this failed if this had gone bad the entire medical station could get
warmed I could have made the worst possible decision I couldn't go through with doing the thing
and I think about all of that in relation to this very interesting what's going on
In Barris Offie.
I want to know.
Because that was it.
That was the last episode, I think, with Barris in it.
Oh, really?
She may be in the background.
She may have been in the background in some other stuff.
I feel like we haven't seen it, though.
Yeah, it's been ages.
No.
She was apparently in the background in the first, the first Rocco Hardine,
Obi-Wan undercover episode.
And then she was, like, in flashbacks briefly and some other stuff.
But Grievous Intrigue was the last, or Brain Invaders,
and then Gravis Intrigue.
So Grievous Intrigue is the one that's after the brainworms,
but I don't think she's like in in Grievous Intrigue.
She's just, again, briefly there.
Yeah.
So that's, and that was a long time ago.
Brain Evaders, again, season two.
Yeah, that's such a long time ago.
Oh, man.
One more arc would have been nice.
So I just had to look this up because I'm really glad you pulled that scene, Austin,
because to drive the point home,
Anakin looks over at Barris' sleeping form
and says, I'm sure she would agree
that you made the right choice.
It is just assumed that we
know how Barris is going to come out feeling
after all this, and
no further inquiries needed.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Fuck.
It's good.
Cloud Wars might be good.
Clone Wars might be good.
Anyway.
I was just going to say, like, partway through watching this arc,
the Batman, the animated series thing occurred to me as well.
And I was thinking, is this their Mask of the Fantasm?
Is this four episodes their Mask of the Fantasm?
Which is...
In terms of quality, you mean, in terms of, like, being...
And in terms of just tonal shift, right?
Like, Mask of the Fantasm is the show, like, is the story they couldn't tell.
as the children's cartoon thing
on network TV
We see a little cat, creature
Okay, they go their separate ways, right?
The Asoka and Ventrists get jumped by guards
There's a whole sequence where
Assoca's like, don't kill them
And Ventriss is like, what?
Me? Kill people? You know, I'm doing a little joke.
The fight is a shit.
It's a really great fight.
It's a really great fight.
She's like, see, I didn't kill anyone.
It's the new me.
Yeah, and they beat them up
They go their separate ways
They get to the
The location that Barris gave Asoka
Which is a watchdogs level
Which is a watchdogs level
Speaking of Chicago
Yeah, it's just like a weird foundry
Where there's a bunch of pipes
And fire and stuff and boxes
Um
Ah Saj goes to walk away
thinks that
that
um
thinks that
Asoka's following her
because she sees a shadow
that looks like her
it's revealed to be a weird cat
which I'll have more on later
and uh
and someone knocks her out
someone in a cloak and all black
and she steals her lightsabers
and her mask
she's very clearly not wearing the same outfit
but we're just hand wave that
I mean she looks dope with that mask on
when she shows up
and this strange figure
attacks Asoka and they have
incredible fight in this place that reminds me a lot of the venturous um um luminar
fight from that from that earlier arc actually that first uh ventris arc um uh because she does
like lots of throwing things at at uh asoka she does the cut open a pipe to to uh hit her with
the uh the steam trick which is like one of the first big things that we said oh yeah
about ventrists was that she was willing to use the invite
in these kind of underhanded ways.
And so to see Barris do it here is very fun.
It's just a sick fight.
This was the first scene that I was like, okay, this is Barris.
I immediately knew this was, like, at this point, I was like, it's obviously fucking
Barris at this point.
Like, it's not, it's not Ventress.
Ventress wouldn't just do all.
Well, we saw Ventriss get knocked out at this point.
So we know it's not venturous.
Right.
It's just like, what other girl, yeah, what other, like, you know what I mean, like.
Uh-huh.
This person is boobbed up.
We don't know who else that is.
Who else could that be?
Who else has titties in this arc?
Nobody.
Nobody.
Padma.
Yeah, mask comes up.
Padma on a dollar.
Honestly, better, better franchise.
That's in another AU that we don't have access to.
Yeah, we don't have that one.
We're not in that one.
Soca gets blown the fuck up.
Some cops who are harassing a random guy on the street nearby.
I don't know if y'all pick that up.
Nope.
Call it in.
It's so good.
And in his little tie fighter, like, police van, Anakin and Plocoon start to head that direction.
By the time they get there, Asoka has been beaten to, like, again, she could have gotten killed here.
Barris could have killed her probably
but she wants her to take the fall very clearly
and so she ends up getting force pushed down a pit
and surrounded by the crates of the nanodroid bombs
I can't believe he found her here amongst all these nanodroids
this proves that she did it
yeah like why would she so just
and you know it's she obviously like crashed through a fucking sea
She's covered in gravel and blood and scabs, and she's just up near death.
And they're like, oh, she's with the nanodroids that were on.
Like, does nobody have critical thinking skills?
What do you do?
She's surrounded by the fucking box.
Maybe she really cleverly fucked herself up and then threw herself through the floor down six stories and was like, this will sell it.
That's a huge brain move.
That's a huge brain move.
Snoopy had a full classic schedule
He could not be on this investigation
This is one where he's walking past the background
It's like man we need you
We need you today
We need you now
I hate to continue to go into the
Flolony zone
However I did mention a cat right
So we're gonna get some cat
Backstory here
Cat lore cat lore
Here we go
All right three two one
Go.
The Underworld is an idea that George, I think,
kind of started to develop post-revenge of the Sith.
He was very interested in the layers that make up
Coruscant.
I think he really loved the city planet
and he wanted to see more development of it.
So in season two, we see Asoka and Plowcungo down there.
That was season two.
Season two was good.
The time after that, there'd been a lot more development of that area, a lot more clarity as far as what did it look like.
Some of you've probably seen the game trailers for 1313.
We really worked quite collaboratively with the guys from 1313 with what we were doing because everybody was kind of zeroing in on how does this level work, how big is it?
If y'all haven't seen the 1313 trailers, you should just look those up after.
It's one of the logistics behind it.
So there's so much more detail in the world now down there.
This one just came in.
Looks like the Jedi are after one of their own.
These are people.
I know.
Her mugshot.
Those are toys.
Those are people.
Yeah, those are people.
Yeah.
The subway system was a big deal to him to want to include this train.
So all of that kind of gave us a greater sense of the scale and the dimension that the world of 1313 and this kind of criminal underworld hat.
This little...
I've never seen a cat in Star Wars.
I mean, you know, I know the neck suit, fine, but that's really big, and it's kind of got a rat tail.
And I've never seen like a straight-up, what I would call a cat.
So we came up with this creature called a Tuka.
Oh my God, I love it.
I love it so much.
And if you notice, these cats look a lot like the Tuka doll that Numa has in season one,
when the little girl is found on Ryle.
Oh, my, not her.
And so where everybody thought that they were originally based on Twilax because of the twin tails on the head,
really, in reality, you find out later they're based on someone on these cats, these Tukes.
And the reason they're called Tuk is because my cat was named Tuk.
Yeah, it's neat.
It's kind of an interesting thing.
They're creepy little guy.
It's so neat.
Some out of a Miyazaki influence in their photo-O-S shape.
I named them Tukes.
Yeah, cats in Star Wars.
Why not?
He's in an interesting place right now.
Two chains voice.
My cat's name Took, so I called him Tuk.
And I'm going to be the one who collects.
Fetris' role in this is something that I think we all became interested in
about the time that she wasn't being such a bad guy.
The possibility of her having some kind of run-in with Asoka.
Real shocking if that writer's ruin swore from that conception, Dave.
And we wanted to kind of follow up on the history of the two characters there
and see how they would now interact.
Oh, you kind of got into one of your major antagonists.
One major characters, yeah.
I've fallen from my path just as you've fallen from yours.
We have a lot more in common than you think.
It made a very unlikely team-up, but a very logical team-up all the same.
Ventress has changed so greatly as a character from being just kind of a one-dimensional,
you know, attacking force to this really personal dimensional character.
that has feelings and her own agenda.
Last thing we saw her doing was team,
that's better for money.
Yes. If you help me,
I'll speak to the council on the Senate on your path.
And Asoka has matured in ways that I don't know
that we could have expected when we started the show.
So they kind of really naturally fit together
as this great tag team,
much to Anakin's dismayed because he doesn't know what it means.
He's not sure why they would be helping each other.
So it's kind of surprising.
He does look jealous.
He does look jealous.
He does look at one point when.
Osoka says
I have to admit
I never saw us
doing anything together
ever
Which I thought was pretty truthful
Every now and then
I like to add lines
Which are just pretty truthful
As far as like making the show
Definitely not a week in AO3
And she kind of pays the price
I feel bad for her
But she had that really cool helmet
That gets taken from her
I wonder if by now
You guys
kind of know who's behind
the villainy in this episode.
For some of you, it's good.
You accept it now and you can deal with it.
And for others of you, it's going to be a hard Saturday next week.
But that's how something's going to clone war.
All right.
That cell was not as good.
His energy is nuts.
He's so tired.
It's going to be a hard Saturday.
Uh-huh.
I'm obsessed with the cut from him being like,
it's a cat in Star Wars, it's kind of neat
to Venture is pulling two
red lightsabers across the ground
as they spike.
Uh-huh. It's great.
It's good. I love Star Wars.
I love it. I love it so much.
I'm just going to say...
Final episode. Uh-huh.
His little, his cold weather gear that he's wearing there,
when they did that crime scene reconstruction earlier,
I couldn't get the division out of my head
when I saw that too, the way, like, you use your computer
AI assistive technology to recreate events from the past.
And I was like, even the little
Whosh,
as like the playback,
the sound effects were playback.
I was like,
this is an Ubisoft game.
And there he is,
wearing the shit that they were pushing
in all their names at that point.
You're right?
I do think that's like my favorite scene in this arc though.
Just the way that the like reconstruction is like they're like walking over these like
displays and there's these like little interactible like here's points of interest in this
explosion.
Totally.
I'd play it.
I'd play it.
They shouldn't make that game.
He's probably drawing from Assassin's Creed.
Division's 2016.
Division's not out yet.
So he's just anticipating that everyone's going to love the athleisure, fancy, like, cold weather gear is kind of...
Or maybe the thermostat was just broken in the office that day.
Well, when I was watching it, I was like, Heavy Rain Who?
I forgot that heavy rain does that same shit.
Yeah.
That would have already happened by now also, though.
Yeah.
I guess so, yeah.
Oh, sure.
So we come to the wrong Jedi.
heavy rain.
Sorry.
Uh-huh.
Well, that's why we can all be so excited for the Quantic Dream, Star Wars game.
Oh.
It's going to happen to us.
Oh, you're right.
Pain.
Oh, so much pain.
Anyway.
Yeah.
So the wrong Jedi, concluding episode for this arc,
uh, opens on, once again, the, the ongoing negotiations,
between the council and Tarkin, effectively,
over how we're going to handle this.
And Obi-Wan has returned from what we assume
is his grieving process.
He was just sort of conferencing in
while he was just sort of, yeah.
Oh, he's going through it.
Because I remember when he was on the Holocaust
or whatever, he and he's like,
we have to go the long way because we can't deal
with these neutral systems.
Who's the head of neutral systems right now?
Oh, what's going on with that?
I wanted to talk about that.
I forgot about that.
I wonder if it's still mall.
It's, I mean.
Like, I really want to know what happens.
Because the whole thing at the end of the last dark was she was being like,
you're going to still, I still can put you to a use.
And is that still being the head of Death Watch and running Mandelor?
Or it could just be Almec running for cities.
Totally.
Totally.
Totally.
Anyway.
is like, listen, you're not going to have
an internal trial. We're all very concerned. It would look biased
if the Jedi did the Jedi tradition of internal
court for a suspect.
So we want you to expel her from the Jedi
and then we'll do a trial over here. And yeah, one of you could represent her, I guess.
You decide who. And it's like, phew.
and only
Obi-Wan is like absolutely not
only Obi-Wan
is like we have to stand with Asoka
and everyone else like
the one fucking hornful is like
well she was seen at
the scene of the crime
I guess that's enough too
so that's evidence
you're a convictor
I'm like
you guys are supposed to be
the fucking wizards of the fucking place
of the whole galaxy
the fuck
you
yeah
It's
It is creating
Mace
Go ahead
Mace is ready to fold
He does
That's what I'm saying
Mace is I think
Shook about
He's like afraid
To seem soft on crime
You know what I mean
Like he genuinely
It's like
I you know
Well the Senate
We don't want to set it
To think badly of us
A thing that I kept
Thinking about
When Ever Mace speaks in this arc
Is when we found out
That
Pre-war
Technically Mace was
the leader of the council because
Yoda was sort of outside
and then it was like well Yoda's going to sit in both chairs
when he like pipes in
on these conversations it really feels like
him being like well as the
former authority here
I'm going to be the person to push back on this argument
yeah I completely
we don't want to be in the opposition of the Senate
that would be bad and remember I
have the authority from before
you know I'm not just speaking out of my ass
I used to be in charge
elder statesman type shit
and also
So the coin is going to drop at different points for these guys.
Like, Mace is also, by the time we get to Revenge of the Siff, he realizes that we're in a trap.
He realizes fully that they are boxed in.
But at this point, he doesn't realize that, like, he only thinks his hands are on the machinery.
Like, he still thinks it's the Republic.
It's still his army, to some extent.
Like, this is just an ongoing negotiation of power and not a stripping of power.
Whereas, yeah, Obi-Wan, whether he fully sees it or not.
recognizes that this is
like he is standing up for a friend
but also this is probably one of those moments where
you know if a line's going to be drawn
it's probably now and they don't
she is sent over to the Senate building for trial
well wait no no no first there's the internal
chamber of judgment the chamber of judgment
the chamber of judgment featuring these fucked up
Jedi guards again with the cool
with the cool hoods and masks and are really
intricate elevator.
A really intricate elevator.
Everyone's up in their like balcony judgment seats.
This is very last days of Krypton.
Yeah, it is.
It totally is.
And it's the Jedi Council, right?
It's like Kiadi Mundi and Plow and Yoda and Obi-Wan and Mace.
And there is a back and forth.
Kiyadi Mundi is like, you have evidence, we've evidenced the contrary that you care about the Jedi Order.
and it's bad, you know, she just doesn't have the answers she needs because she doesn't have the answers.
Yeah, Anakin down there going full general's odd, where it's like, this is a travesty, this isn't even, you already made up your minds, why are you, like, just absolutely.
And he's right that they already made of their minds, because the request from Harkin wasn't, we request that you have a trial to see if you should expel her.
It was expel her.
and they're going through the motions
Who do you think on this council
They say later
That it was not unanimous
We know Obi-Wan said
Did not say yes
Yeah
Do we think Plow said yes
Or do you think Plow said no
Oh that's such a hard question
I don't think Asoka had it in that conversation
She doesn't have it
She doesn't
Because her being like
I believe in the Jedi
And then them being like
Okay then why were you dealing with Ventris
and her being like, well, we were in similar positions.
We had an understanding is not.
Based on one thing.
The fact that he calls her.
Yeah, yes, yes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the fact that he uses a name later that we'll get to.
We'll get to that.
But I think he did have her back in this, in this.
I do.
But two four is not enough.
Two four is not enough.
and they take her little
paduan beads away they rip them off her head
they don't even say can you remove that please
they reach out and grab the braid and rip it off
so violent so like like gross I didn't like that
I don't know it feels to me like the Jedi becoming increasingly militarized
I agree I agree you can't be killing clowns in
attack of the the temple you think Yoda abstained or do you think Yoda just
abstained like he just
didn't vote one way or the other.
He has been so, he has been walking the line so much to this.
So with 3-1.
3-2-1.
3-2-1.
I believe it.
Yeah.
Anyway, she's back in jail.
Anakin and Padmey go and visit her.
Yeah, Padmae's here to save the day.
Padma is going to, Padmae has finally showed up this season in the final episode.
And she's here with a scarf on.
you know looking like a priest I don't know what the deal is here
that's her lawyerly outfit
yeah is like is that like a
is that like a pre-layer like like I don't know is that like I've never seen this outfit before
my life she looked like she's about to give a sermon at a funeral
she does which she is yeah the ear cuffs are kind of lay they had that kind of like
yeah you know the crescents kind of could remind me of the buns I guess a little bit
that's kind of fun.
Anyway, she's going to be
His Soka's lawyer, and then
Anakin is like, I'm going to go get to the bottom of this.
I'm going to go
find out the truth.
And he finds
Ventress.
And, like, important detail that
I swore he was going to point out, but he doesn't.
She doesn't have her lightsaber still.
She's trying to fight him off with, like, pipes and shit.
And he's just cutting through all her stuff.
She says that eventually.
Oh, does she? Does she say it? Out right? Okay.
Yeah, she's like, find the person who has my lightsaber.
Right. That's right. Yes. Yes.
Anyway, he force chokes her and then choke chokes her.
When he force chokes her?
And his whole face gets evil mode.
Yeah.
Yeah, I hated that too.
It's a great story beat, you know? It's just really interesting.
Yeah.
I love the narrative.
Character development.
It is character development.
It is. Super important.
Okay, and then...
Okay, there is actually a beat, though, here that is incredible, I think.
What were you going to say?
Well, Ventris goes, after he chokes her out, Ventress is like, you know, you, your
Padawan and I do have a lot in common, basically reiterating what Asoka said to her.
I don't know if this is what you were going to say.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Um, and then Anakin's like, how, how dare you compare yourself to Asoka?
And she's like, hold up.
My master abandoned me.
And that's exactly what you did to her.
You and your precious little Jedi order.
You abandoned her, which is a hundred.
Well, I don't think Anakin fully abandoned her.
I mean, he's out here doing this doing this, but he feels like he abandoned her.
But he feels it emotionally, which is not what I expected.
I expected he was going to be like, all right, well, I'm going to kill you now.
I'm going to push you off the edge.
I'm going to like.
Right, right.
I'm going to almost break you, right?
And instead, it hits him, which makes me feel like, okay, that wound is tender.
He does feel that way.
Because he couldn't protect.
This is his whole thing.
He couldn't protect her.
He couldn't stop this from happening.
Another woman in Anakin Skywalker's life, he couldn't protect.
Man.
Double wide fridge for Anakin.
God.
Oh.
So he's also, so he's trying to figure out, well, it's not her.
It was not Ventriss than who could be
because she's the only person
that So could get contact with
and that's when Ventris realizes
that's not true
and she recounts that
there was a phone call
and just talking to Barris
and now it's on
now it's on
we cut over to the trial
which is just happening
in the Death Star
like it's just all of the weird
vertical lighting stuff
weird
the Death Star stuff
the again the Crimson Guard
is here
there's Pipes
Guard happened?
So they showed up in a
Wikipedia last arc, and I was like,
I missed them last arc.
I don't know where they were.
They're here now.
Jedi.
Jedi.
Yeah.
Those are the guys.
Those are the guys.
Those are literally the guys.
Those are the emperor's guys.
The chancellor now has a personal death guard?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Sorry, a sequel trilogy voice.
They have death guard now?
Didn't they show up after the,
the guy
got assassinated
the senator
yeah yeah Uncle Ono and then they were like
we need bigger security for the chancellor
and then he was starting to
get followed around by bounty guards
I think they were weren't they in blue
at that point though weren't they just
they're sitting there
bit by bit and now these are the ones
who are in like return of the Jedi
some of these people have these robed for 40 years
You know, or whatever, 23 years.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Do you think these are humans?
You think these are clones?
I think they're humans.
Clones.
You think?
I think they're advancedly microdosed clones.
Advancedly microdosed clones.
Advancedly microdosed anti-Jedi clones.
Uh-huh.
I don't, I see, I think if you're just a clone, you don't have to be.
You're already sort of anti-Jedai.
Like, the tide is turning.
I know, but to do Order 66, like, you really got to fucking hate these fools.
Well, this is, hang on, this is one of our being, on answer questions.
And let me tell you, we're going to have answers on a lot of this sooner than later.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, so, Z plus got me again because it was like next episode.
Can I just say it's a very, it's a short sentence, but it's like, oh, my God.
So the synopsis for the next episode is
Something Something Something
Dealing with a clone with a mysterious mental illness
And I was like
Uh-oh
What?
Uh-oh
So
Mental illness
We don't know, I don't know
We're going to see what's wrong with this clone
We're going to see what's up with this clone
We're going to see what's up with this clone
So
Also just a thought that occurred
With the Crimson Guard
And the fact that like
The red armored
clone troopers are everywhere.
A thing I also couldn't get on my head is like
is part of the way this is working
is that you have all these different clone legions, right,
who are serving with different Jedi and such.
And as the way this entire thing is working
is that one formation is detached to like
senatorial duty for everything he's doing on Corrassan
and they just keep getting bigger and bigger
and more developed as an independent culture.
Because Rex is still rocking the 501st like blue
I think we saw oddball
still wearing like the gold
uniforms and such
but like everything around
this like new school clone army
it's red yeah it's red
and so the entire thing has this like
Vathan SS type characteristic
to it which is we have
siloed off part of this military
and completely change this chain of command
but the way it all begins and I love this about what the show is done
it all begins just with prison guards
it all begins with just a hey there's some
scutwork that needs to be done on
Corrassant so it would create a small
specialized attachment of clones to do
the work that nobody needs to, that nobody
wants to do. We immediately
know they're corruptible.
They don't really live up to the same
code as the other clones and
then they just keep getting cash dumped
on them and turned into
the personal army of the chancellor.
Love it.
Love it. Fuck. That rules.
Attending, I don't know if you all notice this,
attending the
Um, the trial for Asoka is like everybody who is in the Seteen click and the, the, I guess also the Padma click.
Um, it's like Mon Mothma and Baylor Gana and that Pantoran and the, the lady with a cool, like, purple.
Andor is going to be so fucking lit.
Turbin.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
I'm ready.
I'm ready for Andor so bad after the fuck.
Um, so yeah, I don't, you know, the prosecution lays in, Asoka doesn't have answers.
Like, we don't need to go beat by beat on this stuff, because Asoka doesn't have answers.
And Tarkin seems to.
Well, he, like, nobody has a good case.
Right.
But without a good case, it's defaulting to her being guilty because she's there.
Right.
Exactly.
Well, and this is the thing.
Like, the Jedi have turned her over into a non-functioning legal system.
Like, it is a military tribunal, i.e. a kangaroo court.
And, like, Padmae's like, where's your actual proof for what's going on here?
And Tarkin's like, here's some bullshit circumstantial evidence.
Need I say more?
And everyone's like, well, time to burn the witch.
But before that can happen.
She does look very guilty on the huge black and white screens they have in this place, by the way.
I love those screens so much.
The, like, it's such an on-the-nose metaphor for, like, getting rid of the nuance of a situation to just show the, you know,
the suspect in black and white, but it's, it works, it works for me.
So, we cut to Baris, uh, taking a moment to pray and meditate at her little shrine,
the light coming through the slats and the blinds, pouring across the room.
It's all so good.
And delicious food.
She is so smug and so cool, calm and collected.
And then there's the knock at the door.
And I love when it opens.
He is a black silhouette.
He's a black silhouette in the fucking dark.
Like, Darth Vader is at the door.
Yep.
He hunts Jedi.
This is the thing he's good at.
I'm so proud of him.
He plays it so cold.
The first thing he does, what is it?
What's the first thing?
He has a lightsaber.
Oh, let me just pick up your lightsaber.
He, like, force grabs the lightsaber from the shrine just to hold on to it.
You know, just like it's like a casual.
You got to do something with my hands while we talk.
He's doing the meandering, round,
about working up to...
Yeah, just one more thing.
One more thing.
He's like, oh, yes, I heard that you called.
I heard that she called you.
There's no trouble.
There's no trouble at all.
You know, what else did you tell her?
Did you tell anybody else?
Which is even better because it makes it feel like he's like, could he be in on it too?
Like, he's playing very coy around it.
Yeah.
And just the...
It was just one last thing I got to check.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
And he says, he straight up says, like, she's like, where did you hear, how did you basically get in any of this information?
They told you that I talked to her.
Yeah, yeah.
And he says outright that it was Ventress.
And Ventris thinks that somebody else is involved.
And she's like, well, you don't trust Ventress.
You don't believe Ventress.
And he was like.
I don't know.
There's only one way to find out.
ignites her own
lightsaber
and swings it
she pulls from the little vase
behind her
ventriss's lightsabers
and
let me tell you
she knows how to wield those
top tier exchange of
those are ventrists's
lightsabers you should have gotten rid of those
are funny those belong to Ventris
you should have gotten rid of those
and she goes I don't know
I think they suit me just fine
or something like that.
And then she dips out.
It's really good.
Yeah, she dips out
huge rolling fight
for the back half of this episode
while the court case is happening.
The fight is incredible.
The fight's incredible.
Also, because rare
Anakin dual-wielding fight,
because now he's got two
lightsabers for this.
And all hell is breaking loose.
The, like,
temple guards are trying to close in
and get a piece of this.
Uh-huh.
Sunube is doing,
lightsaber training with the younglings from the young
god i was like one of them's getting killed immediately
i know in that bit where she's like i thought catooney did you see catoony
ctuni was there she was doing their whole crew is there the whole crew is there
the whole squad's there the fact like i thought petro was going to try to step up
well and cunubay's ready to go too he is like he is like if she moves
towards the kids like is i will i will intervene here it'll be over um yeah it's
it's incredible scene little trivia here when they promoted the scene
or this episode, they had a photo of or a screenshot of
Anakin holding the two lightsabers.
And they changed the color of one of them to green
so that people who saw the promo wouldn't immediately know
that it was Beresofi's lightsaber.
Because they know that her color is blue.
So they made it green to make it look like it was somebody else's
lightsaber in the promo image.
There's this cool tree.
and so the fight goes like across the rooftops and then like down into this training area
etc through the hallways and eventually aniken like force throws her and holds her against
almost chokes her but then in the public he's like no no no let me hold her up against this
ancient tree is she's jumping that's my question my question is this the yoda tree
oh from dugu jedi lost from ducu jada lost it has to be right i think it is no it could be it could
not be it's not huge huge but it does seem like it's a special tree i believe it
um yeah the way that that he stops her from as she's like jumping towards him and she he
forced it's not just a throw it's like you're right it's a stop it stops yeah and then and she's
suspended in midair and then he throws her against the tree and holds her there for a second and then
approaches and it's so visceral it's like she you fucked up you are done you are like you are
completely powerless at this point and it's just like it's it's one a display of the amount of
raw power that aniken just has and often does not tap into yeah yeah like it's a reminder
Also, he doesn't fight Jedi that often, right?
There's a...
I'm not saying it's the same as Palpatine getting joy from fighting Maul and Savage.
But, you know, he gets to let the limiter off a little bit when he's up against Barris.
Yeah, that's fun.
It's true.
Also, he's angry.
So he's mad.
Because she was trying to frame his friend.
So it's all going to work up fine.
It's not going to be fine.
No.
So he walks her, he marches her into the...
trial with the with the temple guard right as the verdict is about to be read and we get
we get uh chancellor palpatine's little i hope you have a good reason for this and it's like yeah
i did i caught her and i have uh beres's little speech yeah okay so what's the please read it
okay so she her confession is as follows i did it because i've come to realize what many
people in the republic have come to realize that the Jedi are the ones responsible for this war
that we've lost our way that we've so lost our way that we've become villains in this conflict
and that we are we are the ones that should be put on trial all of us and my attack on the
temple was an attack on what the Jedi have become an army fighting for the dark side fallen from
the light that we once held so dear this republic is failing it's only a matter of time
Amen.
Star Wars.com says
Barris' review against the Jedi order
though they led to dark actions
is 100% true.
I'll reiterate.
100% true.
Star Wars.com.
You ever hate the Jedi so much
you kill like 10 people?
It might be more than that.
How many people actually died in that bombing?
It might be more.
Yeah, but for every Jedi you kill,
you're saving like 100,000 clones.
But she like cut,
clone next like she went
into that police station and
did the damn thing that was all her
those are the cop clones
though
police unions and unions
I'm just saying
but I think
I think what's so cruel
about Barris Offey's saying the shit the firefighter
from Florida this week
anyway
I think what's so cruel about this though
is that
the thing is
both sides of the conflict are villains
like the trap is complete
there is no escaping it
this is the thing you see the anti-war protesters
on Corrassan and it's like you can't
like here's the thing they can't get out of this war
the separatists when
you see what happens when like they gain control
of a world it's like both sides
here are one is being run by a Sith
Lord on the sly and one is being
puppeted by his
by him through his apprentice
but it's like
it's like the trap
of like in some ways
you do the trap of liberalism
at moments like this where it's like well
we've we have stuck our heads too far
into this machinery now
to safely extract ourselves
you know she like
the Jedi
well and I think this is kind of what a lot of this is circling
around
the Jedi maybe there is still an escape avenue
open to them it would
to do the coup right now. It's a coup.
Do the coup. Right. You have to do
the coup. You have to realize
that you've slipped and you have to
do the coup. Yep. And that's the
thing, right? It's like to save all it,
it's like the only path left
to them. You can't restore the Republic through
like its current channels. They're all
controlled by the enemy.
And you've left those channels.
You don't have, you literally
don't have any presence
in the Senate.
Yeah. So it's like you can't pass anything
to restrict Palpatine's powers.
No.
And there are people who want to do that,
and they can't do it because they've been stripped of their power.
The moment, like, and maybe this is the moment.
Al, you mentioned earlier, like, this is the moment to draw the line.
Maybe this is the moment to be like,
if they had gone, like, sorry,
this Supreme Chancellor business is cute.
We've needed a figurehead for this,
but, like, we don't answer to you.
And, like, if it's just on at that point,
that's the last chance.
Yeah, because it feels like the point at which the Senate and the Chancellor are able to make, like, employment decisions on behalf of the Jedi, like, to strongarm them so badly that, like, you have to take this person out of your order is like, is this going to be the final ground that you're going to stand, or are you going to let it fall?
And they made that decision very quickly.
Once you, you know, again, it's, it is a tough, it is a tough one to unnot because it's like, on one hand, we have the space coughs.
And on the other hand, we have an ascendant fascist military.
And I think in this moment, the space cops need to say, the fascists don't get to fire us.
Yeah.
And that's not a side I like to be on, you know.
But I don't know what the alternative, they have walked themselves into a, because again, I think the important thing here, the thing that has shifted for me is the Senate should be able to fire a Jedi.
Yes.
The Senate didn't fire a Jedi.
Tarkin got a Jedi fired.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Tarkin is running this as an authoritarian at this point.
And Tarkin keeps using the fake leaf of, well, attack on the Jedi's back on the
Republic, so it has to go to a military tribunal.
And that's where the disconnect is.
It's like, wait, no, no, no, no, no.
You mean it goes to a civil trial, not to a military trial.
It doesn't.
Exactly.
Yes, Osoc is not being tried in front of the Senate.
She's, the senators, a couple of senators happen to attend it, but it's a military
court.
It's not.
Small detail by now, but, like, I mean, this was such a,
a central issue in the 2000s is was 9-11 an act of war or was it a massive criminal attack
right and that shifts so much about what the people behind it and anybody quote unquote
suspected of it what rights they have in terms of trials and terrorists and being detained quote
and quote yes and generally in the past it was handled through courts and suddenly it was like
we're going to create a class where, like, the law does not apply.
And so we have this, yeah, like, they are, they have seen this machinery spring up,
and they've sort of let it get that far.
And now it's, like, turned against them.
Sure is a good thing that they stopped it.
And now, Asoka can come back.
You know.
Come back.
So, honestly, this meeting of the Jedi Council is embarrassing.
It is embarrassing.
It is so embarrassing.
Mace trying to be like, Mace,
really was like, this was
all a test.
You know what?
We want to give you a promotion too.
No, they don't do that.
They don't do that.
I was like, desperate for them to do it.
Maybe they'll make it.
They didn't offer that.
This is your great trial.
And if he'd been like, and now
we know you're a Jedi, you're a Jedi.
But, but he's, wait,
what?
No.
No.
He just says this is going to make you a better Jedi.
Yes.
Yeah.
I thought he says Jedi Knight.
Does he not?
They offer her Patawan braid back.
They could have been like, she could have gone to take it.
And they were like, you don't need that anymore.
You're a Jedi Knight now.
And that might have been there.
No, Kiyadi Mundi says this is the true sign of a Jedi Knight.
That's what it had it in my brain.
But they're giving her Padawan, her Padawan braid back.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, you're right.
I misunderstood it.
I misunderstood it.
I thought the way that Kiotti Mundi prefaceed.
Yeah, I thought the way that Keatty Mundi prefaced.
Maybe Keatty Wendy pushed for that.
Maybe Candy Wendy was like, and like I always say, this is what a good Jedi Knight has.
And you got, like, even, even Plow is trying to play on their connection from, like, when she was a little kid.
Oh, I always, we always knew that you couldn't do something of this little Soca.
This was what I was referring to earlier when I said that I think, I think Plow would have voted in favor of not expelling Asoka because he refers to her.
Yeah, he says, you have our humblest apologies.
I agree, but the council was wrong to.
He was not going to put it on the line and be, like, he was like, I think.
vote no. Right, because the other thing that could have happened here is he,
Obi-Wan, and Anakin could have lined in the sand in here and could have been like, no,
we're not going to do it. You're going to send her out, we're done. Right, 100%. This is the
schism moment. Oh, I wish we could have had a schism moment.
And it would have gone bad. Obi-Wanhas are anti-yota. Right, exactly.
And yeah, it's, it's, here we go. I have Anakin Officer the Braves.
I'm asking you back.
Dramatic orchestral music.
She closes his hand.
I will come to the music in a moment.
Okay, yeah.
It's because it's...
It's good all the way through.
And they were doing it differently than normal.
So, and it shows.
I like that, I like the difference between the way that Yoda frames this and the way that Anakin frames this.
Or Yoda says, back into the order you may come.
And Anakin says, I'm asking you back.
Like, Anakin is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, and is, you.
extent, like, is saying, like, I want you a part of this.
Whereas Yoda's like, um, you could come back if you, like, it's open.
To quote Lewis Crossing, it's the high hat.
It's still even now, it's the high hat.
And Anakin does recognize that, like, there's a bell that can't be on rung here.
And so he's trying to, like, take the personally cut through it.
Yes, exactly.
A hundred percent.
But that also means it hurts so much more.
when she refuses
because he understands
why someone
refused
the council's
invitation to come back
he understands
why someone
be like
fuck the Jedi Order
but it was
in the process
she also rejects him
she closes the hand
back around the braid
his hand
around the braid
as if to say
like no
you're gonna keep that
and I'm gonna leave
it's so
and then
he chases after her
like you said earlier
It's like, yeah.
The sky is beautiful and apparently based on a photo
Faloni took of the sky outside the studio
during the production of these episodes.
Stop.
I hate that.
You know he was in his feelings during this.
Yeah.
He was like, guys, guys, guys.
And I've done this.
I've been this person.
This is it.
This is the season right here.
Let me send you the photo.
This is this, to me is the whole season.
It's bright over here, but it's stormy over here.
She's walking into the stormy weather.
Asoka.
Bro, I can't with that.
That was what the drawing.
drawing, the sewer jump drawing
was kind of tits out earlier.
It was a little much.
She does have the window.
It was out of pocket.
But it was
an higher...
It was a deep line.
It went so long.
Also, wildly upset her
and not in a way
that it was just falling through the air.
It's very funny.
His little sketch.
Look, he's not a storyboarder in that way.
He's not exactly.
It's very funny to think of him
drawing that while George Lucas is like
and we need to have the
L train. Make sure we have the L train from Chicago. He's just shading in her mood.
I'm thinking about a little cat. Do you guys have a cat?
Doing a little, I'm slipping my Lucas into a, into a, um, a David Lynch. Oh, yeah, that also.
So, also, I also feel like, I, like, this is probably me over reading into it, like,
over interpreting, like the fact they might do, they, they someone's fake camera focus in the show,
But, like, as she's leaving the temple behind, the backdrop to me throughout all of this, it looks like it is all becoming, like, a painting.
It, like, not in, like, the map painting way, like, a lot of the show does, but, like, a painting you'd see a museum of, like, like, neoclassical art or something.
Like, course of empire type shit.
And almost like as she's leaving, like, the temple, it itself is, like, falling into memory.
Yeah, it's in history now
Yeah, that's lovely
I really love that
Asoka I need to talk to you
He chases her out
Their silhouettes against the sky
Why are you doing this
The council didn't trust me
So how can I trust myself
He says what about me
I believed in you
I stood by you
And she says I know you believed in me
Anakin and I'm grateful for that
But this isn't about
you. I can't stay here
any longer. Not
now. And he
says, the Jedi order
is your life. You can't just throw
it away like this. Asoka,
you are making a mistake.
Maybe, but I have
to sort this out on my own.
Without the counsel
and without you.
And then there's like the shot,
it's like, this is the shot. This is the hero's shot.
This is the one they've been building two for
five seasons of him looking
off screen right and her looking down
towards us. They're backs
to one another. He says, I understand.
More than you realize.
I understand wanting to walk away from the order.
And she says,
I know.
I'm destroyed.
Walks away.
I'm destroyed.
The show so rarely sticks to landing.
And here it completely does.
And the way like she is standing out,
in the light and he is standing like kind of in the shadow of the huge like of the
architecture but also like it is just a crushing weight that behind him like he is like
yep like the the the the pedestals he's under held up by these little like uh like
these small little platforms and the so the entire frame just looks like weight pressing down
on anakin's side of the frame and she leaves it all behind and almost like as she
descends the stairs she like the frame is just filled with clear air she she
She's walking towards light.
She's walking towards freedom.
She's walking towards open, open air.
He's encompassing shadow.
Because he's talking about himself, right?
Like, he is the one who cannot walk away from the order.
He is the one for whom the Jedi Order is his life and cannot throw it away like this.
Yeah, these are all the justifications he's told himself.
Exactly.
Every time Padmey's like, hey, he's like, well, the Jedi Order is my life.
I can't throw it all away.
you like yeah oh it's it's excruciating honestly and like she's pretty mature about it right because
like her point she is not like i'll never go back to them she's like yeah she's not i gotta do me time
i got to sort it out i got to think through it i got to not be in the july temple for a minute yeah
she's insane but she's like did you see ventrus ventures is doing okay ventures feels healthy
ventures has the aura has the glow yeah i need to go out to drinks with ventress on
not allowed to do that as long as I'm with the order.
It's true.
By the way, I forgot to mention, can you pardon her?
She would not say that.
That just dropped.
I wish she would have floated that by at some point.
Me too.
I would have loved his reaction about that.
She might have been like, eh, eh, hilarious.
Just to fuck with Dukku, yeah, uh-huh.
What if she had been like, you can take me back, but only if you take Ventress, too.
That would have been the best thing ever.
Yeah, Yoda would be like literally fuck off.
No, but that would have, I just love that for her.
Obi-Wan, I can fix her.
Obi-Wan's like, assign her to me.
Yeah, she'll be my Paduan.
I'll take her out.
I'll be good for me.
It would be good for me emotionally right now.
You all know, I need something to focus on.
Yes, I need a project.
You know I need a project.
All right, one more, one more, one more Pheloney's own for the season.
And last one, I know we can finish this podcast.
Season finale.
Season finale.
Three, two, one, go.
I'm saying the second that you didn't, like, drink ground on that thing.
You've got to be ready.
This season five finale episodes really show us that we're getting closer to episode three.
True.
It's getting a little bit darker.
Hearing her.
Anakin's getting a little darker.
You can see in his expressions that he's starting to question things a bit.
Assylke is definitely starting to question things a little bit.
You're not helping.
And she is becoming like Anakin more and more every day.
And I think that's interesting.
I am not deceiving you.
I would assume ventruses, but I can't be sure.
My sense is clouded.
Clouded by the dark side.
These things are Padawan Tano.
If she hadn't have been...
I do like that someone at that point was like...
And not just these things.
The dark side is out here right now.
Yeah, yeah.
...will be stripped from you.
And you shall forfeit all right.
and privileges within the grand army of the Republic.
Henceforth, you are barred from the Jedi order.
Fucked up.
I hate that.
This was something that in the original discussion of the episode,
we were just going to have her brought back into the Jedi at the end and be done with it.
But I thought, we have an opportunity here to do something different.
I, like, truly, some shit is about the drop.
About the structure of the show.
I don't think it's a mystery that I've always been a bit more.
or in the Asoka lives camp.
And George has been very full on in the Asoka dies camp.
I think I've said that before, if not revelation for you.
I thought expelling her from the Jedi Order
is a good movement towards that end.
And we stand on that bold new frontier for her.
You know, things have changed.
She is not the same character.
Yo.
Asoka bursts onto the scene is this snippy Padawan.
I can't look at the movie season one.
This is the movie.
You're supposed to green?
Oh, my God.
This looks like fucking shit.
It's so rough, y'all.
Rightfully so earned the nickname Snips.
She had an opinion about everything.
Like, that nickname ever made sense.
She was very green, as they would say.
You're stuck with me, Sky Guy.
What did you just call?
A lot, we haven't heard Sky Guy in forever.
Because she's hoping he will get the message and stop calling her snips.
And now, fast forward to season.
Season five, and we have this major turn,
and who knows what's next for her.
Forgive me if I'm not optimistic.
I thought I was part of that order,
but everyone, except Anakin, has abandoned me.
Her life is changing, and the Jedi Order is changing a little bit.
I think she's seen that things will never be the same.
Throughout the episode,
Throughout the episode arc with Assoca, you might notice the music sounds a little bit different.
The difference is that Kevin Kiner, our composer, went out and he's used a full orchestra to do the music,
which is something we do not normally do on the show.
It's just a very time-consuming, and it's very expensive for our TV series to do so.
But Kevin flew to Prague on his own time, on his own dime, and used the full orchestra for these final episodes.
So y'all should notice he did this in the music.
And you say, wow, this is fuller.
This is bigger than Clomber normally feels.
It's all because of Kevin Conner.
I hope he didn't pay the orchestra.
Yeah, like, Cartoon Network don't have the pockets.
Well, what if they were like, we're going to give you orchestra check
and he was like, I got to go to Prague?
The best musicians are in Prague.
Maybe.
Anakin and Asoka, at the end of it, I think you see also how close they've become.
Asoka, I need to talk to you
And this is a huge
arc for their relationship
They've become in tune with one another
Why are you doing this
The council didn't trust me
So how can I trust myself
What about me?
I believed in you, I stood by you
I think she has doubts
I know you believe in me, Anakin
And I'm grateful for that
She has to make some really
life-changing decisions and all of her education and all of her experience comes to a head
and um she has to make some choices that are tough the Jedi order is your life
but you haven't been told you're allowed to talk with spoilers Asoka you are making a mistake
maybe but I have to sort this out on my own the way he looks down when he says that he's not
delivering it to her and without you
Oh, yes, yes.
Every episode of the Clone Wars ends the same way with that ring out.
But, um, right, how many times have you been sitting at home watching the show and you get kind of, hopefully, if I've done my job, worked into a nice emotional state, and then you're just smacked right out of it by that ring out.
For years, I've been trying to, for years, I'm going to miss the shit out of the show.
Not on every episode.
I know.
And that's fine.
But just on certain episodes, I thought this arc was the arc where it had to happen.
And I knew it as soon as I read the scripts.
And as soon as George sat down and we kept the idea, I sat there and I thought to myself secretly,
this episode is going to fade out to black.
It's so hard.
I know, George, no.
And I'm like, no way I can sell this to him when we watch it in a rough cut.
It's not going to happen.
So when he watched the rough cut for the first time, I didn't put it on there.
I knew that to sell this to him right, we needed the lighting, we needed the sky,
we needed the full orchestration by Kevin Kiner.
So when he watched it in color, that's when we faded out.
The shit was so tight.
It was so good.
And they fade out the fucking
Faloni zone.
They don't do their bumah
at the end of the Faloni zone.
That's actually the best thing
he's ever done.
It's the best, yeah, victory.
Even the gold medals
were all timers around this art.
Yes, yes.
We're in the golden age.
Like, we're in it.
Finally.
Friends of the show have been saying
to a couple of us
in a chat that we're in,
like when I think of the
Clone Wars, I think of these two arcs and everything that follows are most of what follows.
There might be some, there might be some bad arcs to come here or there, a couple of bad
episodes, I don't know, but people have been telling me, like, when I, in my mind, when I
conjure the Clone Wars, it's from here forward.
And I think that that is the most Final Fantasy 14 brain shit I've ever heard.
Yes.
And it's illegal, and it shouldn't be allowed.
Well, I think that does, that does a disservice to the better arcs from early seasons.
Yes.
Like, when we, when we discussed that, like, the sheer number of, like, themes that the show in the first season is handling surprisingly adroitly, even if the show, like, pacing-wise and animation-wise is, like, nowhere near up to snuff.
Like, those first couple seasons, there's so much interesting stuff to dig into.
But this is one of the first times where, like, it all lands and it all operates at, like, a really high intensity and a high quality.
Yeah. I just don't think like any of the like beats in this arc really hit if you haven't been watching this for five seasons, right?
Like to have Barris come back and be like, oh, it's Assoca's good friend. He's going to help her and have that go away.
Or even just like the way that Rex like look so much different from the other clones that are in red in that scene where they're like in the police office about to chase her down, like without having the attachment to Rex or the history of his character.
Or like, why do you care about that beyond color choice?
I agree. I agree with that.
I do.
What I suspect they mean is, like, we would not have, those things don't cash out until now.
You know what I mean?
Like, I like those Barrasofi episodes.
I like the, you know, I like the Embara arc.
But the Embarra arc just got way better because now it exists in the continuity.
This is the problem.
Like, until the.
these past two arcs, it has sometimes felt in Clone Wars that it doesn't know that the previous
episodes have happened.
Yeah.
Yes.
Do you know what I mean?
You're right that there is an investment in the show when it introduces a character.
But, like, the Hondo stuff that we've been dealing with this season is a big part of this, right?
Where it's like, Honda is a stock character that they come back to over and over again.
They treat them like a stock character instead of the guy who just kidnapped those kits.
Instead of the guy who, like, held us capped.
Like, he's just...
He's not, like, held accountable to the antics he gets up to every week.
It doesn't bleed into his character development.
It's episodic and not serialized or whatever.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, it's as if the characters stop existing when they go off the screen.
You know, no one ever talks about how grievous, like, tortured particular Jedi to death.
No one ever talks about Eith Koff or what was the kid who got the, um, uh, Kistos.
Yeah, and Neveb, yeah, Nadar, Nadar Veb.
It's in the stupid brain now.
Like, why?
That stuff never comes up, and it could.
This could be a show where Kit Fisto, like,
has feelings about that Padawan shit that happened,
and Grievous killing that kid.
I keep calling him a kid because he was basically still a Padawan.
Yeah.
And this is the first time it feels like the show,
these past two arcs really are doing it.
There have been signs of it here or there,
but, like,
We've had to suffer through Tequito.
We've had to suffer through
Waybo, Jay Waybo.
Grysbo, Hood.
Oh, yeah, Jaybo Hood.
The lemurs, the whatever, Lermans.
Yeah.
It also, it feels like interesting context here,
and I could be wrong,
because we got a few Q&A emails about this,
but, like, didn't the show technically get canceled after this?
And then there was some weirdness with the next season?
I believe there is something like that
I was trying to also figure that out
I was trying to remember it
I'm looking for this episode yeah
last marriage massage ventress
they planned an arc
but they turned it into a novel
following the series cancellation
what the fuck yes yeah that's our disciples
and we got an email I'll
dig into what we got so we can talk about at the start of the next episode
but in terms of someone being like
imagine what it was like to watch
these episodes and think this is the
last of the clone. Wait, this was a series
finale for people?
Yes. So then
the thing that ends up happening, so the series is
canceled March 2013. As a
reminder, this season,
this season
ends on March 2nd, 2013.
So, so
later that month, two weeks later,
after the conclusion of its fifth season
as a result of the Walt Disney Company's acquisition of
Lucasfilm and the decision to remove most of the expanded universe from the canon.
Despite this, the Clone Wars was one of the few pieces of Star Wars media to remain part of the new continuity established by Disney, and the sixth season was released a year later, March 7th, 2014, on Netflix, along with additional media, such as comic books and novels based on unfinished story arcs that would have been included in the season.
A lot of people have asked us to, like, watch unfinished episodes, some of which do get finished and get put into season seven, which comes out in 2020.
right so there's a six year gap that's wild between season six and seven that's so much time
it's so much time that's too much because like this is a creative team now firing on all cylinders
and like well much of this creative team would go on to continue to produce rebels and other stuff right
because those are happening in that gap i believe i guess star wars rebels starts 2014
if we were doing this chronologically we would now be
About to watch Rebels, I think, which is so fucked up.
No, I guess we would watch season six, then we would watch all of Rebels, then we would do final season.
And I don't know what of the unfinished animatics and stuff from the unproduced season six episodes will end up watching, or where we'll end up watching them, or what.
Well, and you know we got to watch Star Wars detours.
It didn't get, that's just, it didn't get actually made, right?
The only, like...
CGA comedy series.
Uh-huh.
I hate it.
Voice by Seth Green.
Oh, oh my God.
I fucking...
When somebody first told me about this the first time, I felt like a fight or flight fear inside of me.
The idea that, like, they produced so much of this Star Wars Seth Green show.
Uh-huh.
And that, like, it got erased.
It just out there.
Like, what could possibly be in the Seth Green Tomes that they had to hide?
Wait, so, like, they just...
They were just like, no, yeah, it's great that you made that, but we're not, we're not doing it.
And I found an episode, it's like on YouTube or something.
And it, like, it isn't like funny, bad enough to actually go look into it.
It's just kind of a mid Star Wars comedy.
I also see it being like, so I genuinely, I spent a lot of times I've watched it,
but like I genuinely thought robot chicken generally was funny.
And Star Wars stuff was like some of its better stuff.
But I could also see the things that made that,
those sketches work, not really feeling like territory that, like, Star Wars, the people who
actually own the IP, would fully let you play in if it's a Star Wars show, but I don't know.
Yeah.
It's also not jokes that, you know, can carry themselves for a 20-minute episode.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I remember watching some footage from that, from detours that leaked maybe around a Star
War celebration or something, and being like, this is not it for me.
And at that point, I was probably still pro
Robot Chicken, Star Wars Robot Chicken stuff.
So I just feel like, I don't know,
maybe we don't need to dig up these 36, 39 episodes.
That's so many episodes to make of a thing
and not release.
Yeah.
This is what, is this, you know, if that gets, if that comes out,
does Seth Green still make a Bored Ape Yacht Club show?
Or is he riding high?
Yeah, you probably still.
You know.
I have I have one last clip
from the Emmys
Do we want to watch this now or do we want to save this for
If it's relevant to this right now I would say let's watch it
It's the end of yeah let's watch it now
I mean this is this is this is
Is this David Tent though or this is no
No this is when George Lucas showed up right
That's when George Lucas shows up yeah 100%
So let's let's end this podcast
It's like it's late late
it's like late late here this is a long episode it's so late that it's dark where natalie is
so i i've gone from not needing lights to needing lights yeah all right all right three
two one go spectacular spectacular now to present the award for outstanding special class animated
program i am thrilled to welcome a true star wars princess please welcome carrie fisher
Capping, clapping, clapping.
Clapping for Terry Fisher.
Queen.
Absolutely clean.
Oh.
Most epic.
The swag, the drip.
Lucas.
She's slashing the drip.
Lucas looking great.
Thank you.
Terry Fisher, getting the standing evasion.
I haven't seen you since rehab.
I don't know who that was about.
Went well, no.
Yes
Yes
Lucas is destroyed
Honestly
Okay
I'm Carrie and I'm an alcoholic
Okay
Okay
I love her
Well animation has made
Extraordinary strides
In the last 40 years
I don't care what you've heard
It seems
Anyone with a computer
thinks she or he
can be an animator
Or that they could rifle through government secrets,
which is a less interesting form of animation,
and the award show for that is on a different day.
But anyway, which makes tonight's nominees even more remarkable.
Our nominees that take us into worlds we've never seen before,
unless, like Ozzie and myself, you've taken acid,
in which case...
Absolutely.
Oh, it's Ozzy Osbourne that she was saying, I haven't seen you since rehab.
Ozzy's been loving it.
Everyone is so...
In which case, this category doesn't apply to you.
Our nominees have not taken acid, at least not with me, which really is the only way to do it.
As most of you know.
George
George had to laugh
he's hating this though
he's like to get this get off of me
now I do not want to tell you who I'm rooting for
because that would be so on the nose
right Ozzie
to the Coke joke
I won't tell you who I'm looking for
Dan versus
Who?
You know, shout out of Dan versus.
Shut us.
Oh, a thing I love about the season is,
unlike Legend of Cora,
they let the stakes be real
at the end of a season.
She really leaves.
She doesn't leave it and come back.
Well, and the daytime Emmy
for outstanding special class animated program
goes to...
What a title.
Star Wars, the Clone War!
I love her so much.
I miss her so much.
I know.
Oh, I wonder who might win.
Can you imagine if they didn't?
Oh, Dave looked so good.
Oh, Palloni's stoked.
Palloni's in the hole, the fucking three-piece.
No hat.
No hat.
Could you imagine if he was in the daytime,
Ebby's in a three-piece suit and the cowboy hat?
And the cowboy hat?
My respect levels for a one.
would go up a thousand percent.
At our creative art ceremony,
David Tennant won an Emmy
for his performance.
Oh, shut the fuck out.
I don't want to talk about him.
Do you hear what they said?
As the droid.
As a word.
I'd first of all like to thank the Academy
for including animation.
Dave, big smiles.
So, so.
We've pulled ourselves up
from the outer reaches of daytime television.
And this is especially important to me.
This is my first, well, actually, it's not my second.
I just won an NCAA award for Best Picture with...
He meant NACP.
He meant NACP.
He meant NACP.
He said NACP.
The second award I've ever won.
And I'd like to thank the Academy, but I'd also like to thank
Dave, our director.
Wow.
Dave, he's not having, peaking right now.
And the writers and the actors
and all those poor souls
that toil over their computers.
You know, at the outsource studios.
Uh-huh.
With this television series.
We've been out there for quite a while
and we're very proud to finally get an Emmy.
This was our first year.
We even got nominated for anything.
So we're very, very happy. Thank you.
I really wish to let
Dave to speak.
Oh, they hit the cue.
They hit the cue.
They hit the cue.
That, that rules.
You think, you think George asked for that specifically?
Yeah, George was like, you got to hit us, you got to hit us with that, for sure, for sure.
Wow.
That's season five.
I am, I knew we were in for a long episode.
Like, I, like, I know, like.
I know.
We took a break for a little bit, but still.
15 minutes into the second episode of this arc, I was like, well, we're fucked.
Like, this is, this is the night.
Yeah.
I was supposed to get some writing done.
It's not happening.
But yeah, that's season five.
And look, from the lowest deaths, from the darkest night of Clone Wars.
Yeah.
Came the brightest day.
It has never been as good as best.
We are like Asoka walking into the light now.
Wow, true.
The light of seasons six and seven.
No, we still have two more seasons.
Yeah.
I mean, I was.
The light is in the next two seasons.
I feel like meber gascon must have felt when you're just ready to end it all.
And then you hear the flock of birds running across the desert.
You hear the birds.
Yeah.
I forgot about the birds.
Yeah.
For sure, for sure.
So, yeah, that's season five.
We're going to figure out a schedule from here.
But one thing is that up in doubt is, I think next week is the Patreon episode for this and the previous arc.
I believe it.
I don't fucking have.
our Q&A.
Oh, I'm so ready for this question.
Watch to discuss.
If you'd like to hear that or just want to support the show.
Where do they send questions?
The More Civilized Asia at gmail.com.
There it is.
And really, that's it.
Don't send us DMs to Patreon.
That is not the place to see it.
Because I will see that like three days after we already recorded the thing.
Like, that's Allie checks the email.
That is the only place Alley checks.
So, yeah, if you want to hear that or you just want to support the show, you do so at
patreon.com slash civilized
send money there, not
questions.
Right, that's right. So next time, please rate
and review us on your podcast platform of choice
and remember, you can leave.
If it sucks, hit the bricks.
Are they going to make us
Statue to Assookin now?
As one of the lost.
She's one of the lost.
We don't have time. They can't get a commission before
everyone gets burned. They didn't fully. They didn't fully.
vest her as Jedi.
The thing that's...
Hmm.
I guess she wasn't even a knight, right?
She wasn't a night.
Although, wait, wasn't one of the most infamous
Lost Jedi.
One of them was a Padawan.
One of them was a Padawan.
No, but yes, but the last,
the Lost 20 are only Jedi
masters.
According to...
According to Elusive Man, Jr.
I believe him.
That's the man that I trust.
That's the man right there.
Or boy, Jr.,
I don't know.
That was the big baby
and the end of Mass Effect, too.
That's the elusive man Jr.
Anyway,
we did our side-off.
We did.
Oh, I had another question.
Yeah.
What?
What do y'all want the next Asoka story to be?
I want her to be out and about.
But you're doing what?
That's a great question.
I have food here, so I'm going to go.
Bye, everybody.
Let's come back to it next episode.
Bye, bye.
Wait, we have to end clap.
I'm going to be able to be.
