A More Civilized Age: A Star Wars Podcast - 83: Wings of the Master and Blood Sisters (Rebels 22 - 23)
Episode Date: April 4, 2024After Season 2's strong start, the crew of the Ghost is finally settling into a lower key rhythm, which has both ups and its down. On the plus side this week, we get a loving look at the B-Wing (an al...l time great Star Wars ship design) and some more Sabine and Hera backstory! On the other... well, that backstory ain't all that great, and we're really feeling to limits of these one-off episodes. Support the show by going to Patreon.com/civilized! Next time: Rebels 24 & 25 ("Stealth Strike" and "The Future of the Force") Show Notes The Acolyte Trailer Hosted by Rob Zacny (@RobZacny) Featuring Alicia Acampora (@ali_west), Austin Walker (@austin_walker), and Natalie Watson (@nataliewatson) Produced by Ricardo Contreras (@a_cado_appears) Music by Jack de Quidt (@notquitereal) Cover art by Xeecee (@xeeceevevo)
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Let us return once more to a more civilized age, a Star Wars podcast.
I'm Rob Zakini, joined by Ali Akpura, Austin Walker, and Natalie Watson.
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This week, we spend a little time with Heron and Sabine learning a bit more about their backgrounds
and motivations while finally satisfying
the legions of Star Wars fans
who have been clamoring
for the B-Wing Starfighter to make
an appearance. At long last
the B-wing is here, the final
character of rebels. New member
of the crew. We don't got a dream no more.
We got real shit.
We got the B-wing.
Here, I thought we were all going to be
jazz to talk about Sabine
finally having some
character backstory and
all you guys care about is
goddamn ships.
Is this a bit?
Do we care about the B-wing?
You don't care about the B-Wing.
I know you guys care about the B-Wing
because you guys are some Star Wars squadrons freaks.
I was having this moment of like,
oh, toy of the week.
Last time we got the funny droid.
This time we have a new ship.
Funny ship.
The B-wing is like a...
The B-wing is an institution.
The B-wing was in Return the Jedi
as like one of the cool new ships
then it was the toy of the week
30 years ago thank you very much
and it fucking rules
and was
you know it's been underserved by
by mainstream stuff since then
oh okay perhaps because it only really
appears in like two shots and return of the Jedi
and then we don't see a lot of the B-wing
but it plays a big role in some of the video games
but we will I'm sorry I got too hype
apparently when I brought the B-Wing because now the dogs
just going wild down there.
Why is Papa making those noises?
Battering my feet on the floor,
falling out of my chair.
It's because there's BWROWs.
Pop only makes those noises when the B-Wing comes up
when he's distressed about the lack of respect
being paid to classic Star Wars.
No, it's fine.
I'm looking at the B-Wing has a lot
of technical specifications on the
Wikipedia. I didn't even know.
that we had names for the individual hyperdrive systems.
This is video game stuff, right?
You would switch those out.
It's video game stuff, but it's also like just extended universe stuff.
It's, it's Rebel Squadron, it's not Raid Squadron.
It's not Raith Squadron.
What's the one that are what am I thinking of?
This is the X-Wing series books.
It's the X-Wing series books.
Thank you.
Sorry, those are X-Wing pilots mostly.
Race Squadron.
It's like those encycloprath, yeah, I mean, yes, yes.
And it is the extended universe like setting encyclopedias.
You know, it's the like, you know, the ships of Star Wars.
You know all about the quad-dex Cairo Master Ion engine with four thrusters and the Fabretect ANV-9Q sensor array.
Well, I'm not really a sensor array guy.
Yeah.
And the surplex
ZR 41 shield generator
The big thing is that the cockpit is gyroscopic
Which is why the whole ship moves around it
Instead of the cockpit moving
Yeah, that part was cool
Which was cool when they dreamt it up in 1981 or whatever
You know
Still got it
It's still
Mostly it's like a cool asymmetric fighter
design. And we don't get a lot of those in Star Wars. We get a lot of like this thing has
an X wings. This thing is like an arrow shaped. This thing is like a Y. And this is a B wing,
even though it doesn't look like a B, as we learned today retroactively because it's the
blade wing, I guess. And it's just neat. It's just like cool asymmetric design. I think that
it reminds me a lot of the sorts of starships you would find on.
Pulp era like 1950s, 1930s, you know, sci-fi pulp magazine covers and then Pulp Novel
covers.
There's that style of like asymmetry has a lot of dynamism to it.
It's just a classic design.
It was kind of like, you know, cheap and easy pop for me to be like, oh, we're going to do a B-Wing
episode.
And they named the fucking mechanic Quarry, like Ralph McQuarrie, right?
Yes.
That was cute.
Yeah.
And we got some hair of stuff in that episode.
which we should get to.
We should explain what this episode is.
Was there any other setup stuff?
No, we'll just get into it.
So Wings the Master, the rebels are trying to break an imperial blockade to deliver food supplies to a starving planet.
When their first try, operation...
Which is wild.
Sorry, you keep going.
We'll come back around.
Their first try, Operation Fly Freaders straight into a wall of Imperial warships doesn't pan out.
So Rex mentions there's an engineer out there with a prototype Blockade Buster on the planet's Shantapole.
so harris sets out to meet shipmaster quarry on a planet where ships lose power the moment they hit atmosphere and never come back this seems like a major problem but after harris crashed landing it doesn't really come up again seemingly either way she demonstrates the purity of her heart and motivations to the engineer who lets her test drive his new b wing in a series of images to the rocketeer and top gun armed with the b wing she rejoins the rebel fleet just in time to rec house and secure a place with the
rebellion as the new phoenix leader because you know again things didn't go well with the first
attempt to get through that blockade so there's a vacancy uh that's and also she opines
about being a kid and looking up at the stars and looking up at the spaceships from the from the
uh the clone ships we'll get to that we get to it what do we think of this model of like
what phoenix squadron is up to where it's like their wandering band of dukehers fighting a guerrilla
War, but unlike typical guerrillas, they have to come up hiding to deliver groceries to various
places under Imperial Blockade.
Well, like, an Imperial Blockade explicitly meant to starve people to, but those people are
also working in the mines for them or something?
Mm-hmm.
That's a little weird.
It's a little weird.
There's a lot of like dastardly things happening together, like it's sort of thrown in a
blender where they're starving those miners and we need to bring them their
grain and they don't let us bring the grain so they can work the imperial minds more what
is the end game here guys yeah kind of draw the plot on that one I will say a fun note
early on is they um uh what's his face is here um callous and he calls them a
rebel squadron like to their like overcoms he says rebel squadron da da da da and that feels
like they went up a tear,
like they went up a notch in respect
to be called Rebel Squadron
and not just like Rebel Scum
or Bandit.
You know what I mean?
Like criminals, they're not just criminals anymore.
Being recognized as a faction,
as a resistance entity.
Squadrons are organizations.
They're not just banned.
I would love...
And he's hailing them trying to warn them off
rather than engaging right away.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
he doesn't like direct immediately engage and go after them like I think that that's a big part of this episode for me that Callis seems to have bigger goals than just getting into like little tussles with the rebels like he's not going to chase after them every single time there seems to be a larger plan for how how to deal with the rebels I would love to
see how
our Phoenix squadron is getting assigned?
Like, I know we, we,
is it, uh, Sato, like, right at the beginning?
That's like, hey, go, like, I would just love to have more.
He's the guy. He's their commander. Yeah, Sato is definitely like the head, the head of
this band of rebels, for sure.
I'd love to just understand. But I don't know that we know who, like, Phoenix One is at the beginning
of this.
Right. Right.
I'd love to understand, like, how, how are people making contact with this particular Rebel Squadron?
How are they, like, requesting aid?
How is that network work?
Who's, who's the-
Isn't it, Asoka?
Isn't that kind of what we understand?
My read is, like, in the first season, a lot of the action was coming off of intel or requests delivered by, what's the, I'm exhausted.
What's the name?
Folkrum.
which turned out to be Asoka.
And so Fulcrum theoretically is the go-between for all these different groups.
But like, and I guess we kind of get by the end of the episode that the miners are also sympathetic to the rebellion, the burgeoning rebellion in some way.
And so maybe there's a contact there already.
But I do get your purpose.
I do get what you mean, which is like we've only gotten it in flashes.
We've only gotten the like deliberation phase, which is, hey, Minister Tua wants us to come rescue her.
Now let's all get into the war room and debate it with each other.
Theoretically, that probably happened just off screen before this episode about going to deliver wheat to these guys on this planet.
But, like, what's the step right before that when it isn't?
Minister Tua calls you from your friend's bar.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Well, and I do think that Asoka's tech, as far as we know, is off on her own mission right now, right?
Like she, the last we saw her, she said that, you know,
she had to do some of her own, her own investigating.
Investigation, yeah.
Googling Anakin Skywalker, last known location.
Anakin Skywalker dead.
Anakin Skywalker funeral.
Anakin Skywalker on Facebook.
Is this the Anakin Skywalker you meant?
Another quick note early on here that is interesting to me about
the way that they're setting a Phoenix Squadron.
And, you know, maybe this wraps back around to the thing that you set up already, Robert,
is that she takes over Phoenix Squadron in the end.
But they got faces now.
These pilots are no longer, the members of the rebellion are not faceless the way they were in episode one of this season,
with the helmets pulled over their heads, the same way that the hats are pulled low on the Imperials.
And the Thai Fighter pilots, obviously, they have on Thai Fighter masks, our helmets.
Now the Phoenix Squadron guys have, like, partially see-through helmets with their.
They're kind of glass up so you can get a little more of their individual character,
which I'm guessing means we're going to get more of them as we continue, especially with
Hera kind of taking over as like squadron leader by the end, which again speaks to some
of this like, okay, like they're starting to mesh a little bit more, you know?
They're not faceless soldiers alongside each other.
There's a couple, like, it does feel, I am curious, especially because like I'm sure
Saw Guerrera is out there and we're going to come face.
to face with like
what his whole deal is
because here's the thing
the vision of like
what these rebels get up to
throughout this series
is like very Saturday morning
cartoon vision of like
rebellion and resistance
it's like
they're doing the same shit
they're doing on Mothal
it's like
there's people who need food
we're gonna we're gonna operate
a militant food bank
which is cool
yeah
in general
not how
like
parallels to
like rural resistance movements, control of food supply does be a huge part. Sometimes they're
bringing the food, but sometimes it comes with conditions and a lot of times denial of food
as the other tool in the box. They're not going to do that here. Right. We haven't seen them
start to starve off an imperial planet, for instance. Right. Right. They're not running,
they're not running blockades on, like there's a world where they are stopping food from getting
to Lothel because Lothel is an imperial powerhouse, right?
that's the Saw Guerrera technique.
It's like, fuck it, starve the Imperials out.
And if the people on the planet get mad about that, awesome.
Good.
They should.
You know, but we have not seen that.
And we'll see if we get there.
It is very much like the rebellion as like showing up to the old lady's house with bags of groceries, you know, being like, want to make sure you get your snacks.
But the other part of this is it does kind of feel like, especially.
here it feels like what callus has realized is if they're dumb enough to just keep trying to break
this blockade i'm just going to sit here and keep killing them like they're making it real easy
like i got to say just like if i'm running an insurgency i'm probably not doing it this way
which i think is maybe what we start to get to where after after the attack completely
fails uh because literally they just hit the gas on the slowest ships you've
ever seen trying to get through it they lose a whole transport filled with food they just
it blows up in space like it's not like oh we had to retreat it's gone they lost that piece
to getting through and then they lose a bunch of fighters along the way including phoenix leader
and after that you know there's the conversation about like they've got no things are really
marginal for this for this uh this planet there is no times they have to just try again right
away and they're just going to run it again is kind of the theory and her is like this time i'll
be in the lead and i can get through and i do like at this point rex stepping and being like
hold on what about and he just happens to know a guy this is yeah this is this is he's the new
uncle yeah he's yeah he's gonna yeah he i know a guy who's got a blockade buster in his garage
you might let you fly it do you think you
Rex is just on some like old old Cone War vet like BBS
100% situation like a bullet you know what I mean he's like yeah I know a guy on this
planet he always posts about this old you know blockade runner dude it's like he's like
he's like on AV forum AVS forums or whatever yeah home theater forums uh where it's
just like poster rig hey got weird issues with like anyone anyone ever run these too
hot and he's posting about that constantly him and shipman him and shipmaster Quarry
How do I de- yeah, how do I de-goss the avionics on this thing, you know?
Oh, yeah, they got a weird, you got to kick them, you know?
That's his vibe.
There's a locked thread where he's like posting his work-in-progress B-wing builds
where he's like, just don't let, I don't want this falling into the wrong hands,
but I just want you all to see.
It's the locked thread, locked and deleted thread, where he's posting confidential
schematics to old republic ships, you know, the way that happens in, um,
Warplanes or War Thunder and stuff like that.
Is that a thing?
Oh my God.
Yeah, people constantly get banned from like the War Thunder video game forms because
they post like classified schematics or information from classified schematics and
government documents about planes and tanks and stuff.
To settle flame.
To settle like, no, the Spitfire should have high, should have faster intake and
velocity. Look at the specs, post specs that are illegal to post in the public. Like,
it's really funny. And I'm to be clear, it keeps happening. It's not a thing that happened
once. It's a thing that keeps happening. That's incredible. Is that, is that to just, yeah,
that is, wow. It is just to win arguments. It's to, it is 100% to win arguments. I respect that so
much.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
So,
yeah,
this is like this person
posted the user manual
for the B2A2 Bradley.
That's a new tank
like on the range of tanks.
It's like a late Cold War era tank.
That's not a World War II tank.
That's a still in use tank.
Shouldn't it be public knowledge though?
I,
you know,
so that's the thing.
So I will say,
I think one thing that catches a lot of these folks out is there are things
they're widely disseminated, they're technically classified.
But you can also basically say, I need the manual to this, like, aircraft, and they will just
send it to you.
But it's still technically classified.
It's a weird, it's like a lot of things in the classifications is, it's super, super weird.
And it can be murky, and I think where a lot of this bubbles up is when you're talking
about people in other countries who may work in their militaries, and they, like, have
an export, like, they're importers of, like, weapons, they might just be like, shit, I
I just took delivery at these things last week
So they had access to a lot of the stuff
But then they're not
You know, super
Savvy about how it goes
But either way, it's very funny
That it's just like
Here are the last five stories from
I'll read them in reverse
Reverse Chronological Order
I read them in I guess forward chronological order
Worth Under Player Post
This is from Eurogamer
Worth Under Player Post classified military documents
To try to convince the dev
To make a virtual tank more realistic
Classified military documents
linked on, are leaked on War Thunderform for third time.
Yet more military documents leaked on Worth Underform.
Military documents leak once again on Worth Thunderform.
Worth Thunder players leak military documents and forms, comma, again.
Fantastic.
Love that for them.
Keep doing, keep going.
Keep fighting a good fight.
They are convinced that the elves they're taking in this multiplayer game are unjust.
Right.
They're just like, that's bullshit.
That shouldn't have happened.
That's peak.
Peak cannot take the L behavior to me.
Like there is a lot of forms of not being able to take the L.
Posting government classified documents because of your inability to take the L repeatedly is a good one.
Is a good one of those.
Yeah.
More Gamer should do this instead of other shit.
Yeah, instead of taking L's in nefarious ways.
That's right.
Right. Anyway, another interesting thing about this moment is that Canaan is the one who's like, you're not, no, you don't get to run the next mission. You're going to die. And it's so rare that we've seen Canaan like veto, outright veto Hera on a mission or a decision like this. She's vetoed him a few times, right? And they mostly collaborate and bicker and argue until they come to a conclusion. But it's rare that I've seen anybody on the crew be like, no.
it kind of feels like this is the sort of arc that like they're shading in the stuff we don't get to see with Han Solo after a new hope where it's like how do you go from hey I'm just like I'm a freelance operator out here to all right general sir you know you're in charge of all this like the the steady like deeper and deeper they go getting enmeshed in this I think like part of this is Hera is desperate to take responsibility for this she doesn't want to just like watch people take this
risk and each shit like she just did like just happened but i think there's also this
recognition that she is now being pulled in two directions you know she is being pulled
toward i have to lead these rebel pilots on these missions i have to take these risks
even though you know you're kind of liaise with them but are you really of them yeah and
for her increasingly yes she is uh but i yeah i do like that canaan has this moment of like
the urge to take responsibility here is not useful it is just it is just saying that i you know i feel
bad so i will volunteer for the next suicide mission uh the only way to deal with this is to try
something new which is go prove to shipmaster quarry that you're cool
hey shipmaster quarry we're sending you a real one
um there's also a good like friction between
ability and like desire with her out here um the thing that i noticed like in the the the scene
when they they fail the transport is like she's on it she knows where all the targets are she
can call them out like she can run the team as best she can but like it's the ability isn't
there because they don't have you know the backup the ghost isn't fitted to
handle this many enemies just because she can see them on the scanners
Right.
So that the like, okay, back it up.
We can't just go do, we can't rerun this, this elder ring boss or whatever is, it was good.
I also do love, you know, these things come and go, but I do like an episode where it's not just, you're an ace pilot.
This is still a freighter.
This is not like you're not going to be able.
So I will simply drive harder.
We are not going to, we are not going to initial D our way out of the fact that this complete mismatch.
of capability
So she goes this
But we are going to
Initial DROA
into the death planet
And just own it
We're just gonna fucking crush
Our way through
No one could ever land
On this Bermuda Triangle planet
That we can do
Yeah
Uh huh
Yeah
And she takes
She takes some folks with her
She takes Zab and
Sabine with her
Right
Yeah
That was another thing that I
I realize that we keep getting
Hera and Sabine episodes
but it makes sense that you
kind of need your pilot and your tactic guy
and then you also need the muscle
and then
dad stays at home with the boys
That's right
Yeah
Todd should be
Damn
Tad posting about Star Wars
You would know
Come back to slapping
Turbo Chargers on the ghost
But this is the thing
Is the people who are going to do that
Are Hera and Sabine
And that's why
And meanwhile
Canaan and Ezra are going to talk about feelings
And light some candles or whatever the fuck
You know
Whatever Jedi get up to
Well but Rex is the wild card there too though
There is the airs could go either way
Yeah
You know it'll just turn to intergenerational bickering like we've seen
You know back in my dad
Jedi were Jedi
It's grandpa dad and
son and they're going to go fishing and chopper's there too chopper's like dad's friend who's on
the fishing trip for some reason you know what i mean yeah they'll just get super sour early on
yeah yeah yeah let the kid have a beer canaan you know he he's always hold enough to all hold a
lightsaber he's not old enough to crack a cold room with his old grandpa huh that's that's what's
gonna happen this is chopper to you no that's recs that was wrecks i was going back up to wrecks
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Chopper would agree, though.
Chopper would agree, but he would shake up the beer, like, a lot right before handing it over to Ezra without I'm seeing it.
Exactly.
So, I forget, wasn't the J-bo, J-bo, right, J-bo Hood?
J-bo hood? Yeah. Wasn't his whole deal with a plan that you couldn't escape from? Like, once you land, it was Hotel California rules. Once you land, you couldn't leave?
Yeah, that's right.
But it was because of a droid, right?
Or not like a weird space field?
It was specific.
Do you remember Natalie?
The droids were his friends.
It's a laser field.
It was a laser defense grid that they would turn on to zap anything that tried to get away.
Right.
This was, of course, the orbit of Eago, the planet of a thousand moons.
And it had all that, like, debris in the, you remember the angels there?
Remember the angel?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
What happened to an angel?
No one knows
Wild times
What was Clone Wars?
What happened?
I wish I could fucking tell you
Yeah
I don't think that we're ever going
To get any information
About that angel ever again
That's okay with me
It's okay things are mysteries
Yeah it's okay to have ambiguity
It's okay to have unsolved
Unrevisited
You know
Things and in
this franchise.
We are in the position
that Anakin was
in Phantom Menace
where it's like we know
there's angels out there
in Star Wars
but nobody will believe us.
Yeah.
True.
Exactly.
Speaking of,
is anyone
going to go see
Phantom Menace in theaters?
Wait, what?
They're doing a re-release
for the anniversary.
Oh, man.
Is it just Phantom Menace?
Or is it?
Just Fan Menace.
We all have to go.
When is it?
Oh, it's now.
It starts May 3rd.
That's today
Yeah, we have time to prepare
We got time for this
Yeah, we can do this
Yeah, we gotta do it
We gotta do this
Where are we going
Let's housey on it up
I can wear my coat
I can wear my coat
My coat that's spent good money on
It'll be May
It'll be too fucking hot to wear that coat
Be like right
You smell rank
And I'll be like by the look like a Star Wars
We go to Iceland
Yeah
We go to the, we can go to the Southern Hemisphere, where it'll be winter.
Oh, sure.
True.
Just explode the carbon footprint.
Yeah, that's right.
Good Australia.
Yeah.
Anywho, more to come on that.
So, either way, like, she hits the astronauts planet, immediately has to crash land.
It's a planet with, like, all.
like uh what do you call those types of formations where you have like the the spires of like tiny
plateaus like rock chimneys everywhere she got to land on one of what the name is yeah it's it's rough
but she's such a good pilot she can sort of she brings it in for landing uh we get a funny bit with
you know the shipping dangerously perched and having the them having to ballast uh the ship using
using their weight and they get off and shipmaster quarry is there and he's he's skeptical
of these newcomers.
He's like a little Moncal guy.
I don't think we've ever seen a moncal this
shape or size.
Yeah.
Where's he on the little freak scale?
Oh.
You know, I just thought past the freak,
but he is kind of a little freak.
He's definitely more bugged an insect, I think.
He's kind of got an insect personality,
but under the shell, he's kind of a bug, you know?
He doesn't seem like a scumbagg like Charlie Tuna.
Okay, yeah
He's a bit of a
Trickster though
Wait a second
Twice, two at a time
One of the time, one of the time
Natalie
Natalie
Was Charlie Tuna's
Comeback?
He was just a prince
He sucked
Yeah, wait
You should listen to those episodes
We did on Charlie Tuna
Yeah, I don't remember him
I have to go back
Do you remember the situation
Between the Quorum
And the Mont Kalamari?
Yeah, but didn't
He
he wanted to marry
wasn't there
like some kind of like
forbidden love situation with that? Isn't that a
Mandalorian plot line? That's where
the Mandalorians have to
bring in a runaway
Montcal prince who I think
does. Oh yeah. That is what you're
is like horny for a foreign.
Oh yes. Yeah I don't think he
had a fiancé or no Charlie Tuna
just gets deposed
Yeah
Oh right
He was like the fail
Fail son
Yes yes yes
Okay
Those evil separatists came
And they told the Quarans
You don't have to take the shit anymore
And the quorum were like wait
We don't have to take the shit anymore
Right
And we did the digging and learn that like
The Mon Cal had put court
Into like residential schools
Oh my God
That was one of the
Most unhinged Star Wars lore
discoveries we have ever made
to the state.
Yeah.
If you joined us for Andor and you'd never set up the Patreon, you never came over to
the Patreon.
There is gold in the Clone Wars era Patreon stuff.
There is.
There is.
We learned all sorts of facts about this world of ours.
Some I wish I didn't.
See, I think he's cooler than Lee Char, Charlie Tuna.
Yeah, for what it's worth this guy's name is not actually Charlie Tunes.
Lee Char is just Charlie.
he's a fish and it's like isn't the isn't the mascot of chicken of the sea charlie tuna
yes yeah okay that's what they're referencing for sure for sure that's what the whole thing is
yeah yeah yeah uh-huh for sure um but this guy's better than that this guy's this guy's fine
he's definitely better than that he has a mustache which i like it's very winning does just
straight up have like a flesh mustache it's like his top lip is a mustache
Like a big mustache.
I wanted to ask how everyone felt about it.
Rob's me a thumbs up.
Yeah, I think I'm okay with it.
I bet it'd be weird to have.
It looks like Andy Reid.
He hasn't.
He does look like Andy Reid.
Kansas City Chiefs Football Coach.
Two great innovators.
Formerly Eagles.
We're wearing a little mustache of creativity.
He should get on the Andy Reed like,
Andy always wears those
like Hawaiian shirts
for like coach day
or whatever I think this guy
could pull it off
get a little boat drink
you know what I mean
some sandals on
yeah I like that for him
there's a Lego version of him
oh I believe it
does he have the mustache
it's like
oops that's the wrong link
that's just some hand cream
that's just some hand cream
Don't worry about that.
Here he is.
Oh.
Yeah. That's good.
He looks cute.
He's cute.
Yeah.
He's good.
He's like a little rude.
He's a little, like you said, Rob, he's skeptical.
You know, I like that he has this.
He's a droid name BG, BG something, something.
It's called BG.
Oh, with the transparent head.
With the transparent head.
It's like an R2 unit.
But with, yeah, like a 1990s hard shell.
translucent head you'd see
into the brain, the drawing brain. It's great.
Yeah. He's like the iMac. Absolutely.
Yeah. It's great.
And he's talking up his ship. He's like,
yeah, my ship is the best. Like, my ship could go anywhere.
Empire can't do shit.
And of course, we learn
he hasn't piloted it
at the last possible second we learn.
I love that he says
like, Harris, like, why in the world
world would you choose such a
unflyable planet
unfliable atmosphere
planet for your testing? And he's like, well, if you can fly
here, you can fly anywhere. I was like, okay, respect, respect. And then he
was like, and I've never flown anything because I'm a theory guy.
I was like, you're... Oh, he's a theory guy. You're right. He's a theory guy.
He's a theory guy. Yeah.
And they're stuck here and their consciousness.
subscribe. They can't hear back from Canaan. There's a ticking clock. People are starving.
Like that's the kind of like the B plot through line here is that Canaan is like, we might
have to go do this mission without the B wing and also without Hara. We're just going to have to
run the same plan, the same play that got shut the fuck down last time. We might have to do that
again. But they're the transport, I think is the thing. Yes. They end up carrying the food because
they're the smallest and fastest. And like, I don't think that that was a good idea.
No, that's not going to work. And Callis knows they're going to come.
because we get the callus says the line,
which is the rebels just can't resist helping people in need,
which I like sort of think is fine when the Sith or an inquisitor says it,
but when just like Joe says it, you know what I mean?
When just like a guy says that from the empire,
motherfucker, you're supposed to believe you're helping people in need.
You're supposed to believe that these people are wrong.
Not that you're hurting people.
Yes.
It's like, ugh.
You don't have a weird ideological system about passion and pain.
the way the Sith do you know you're just a guy who's collecting a check and I don't know maybe
we'll get some follow up on that maybe he does believe some shit I don't understand that he believes
or maybe he's putting it on or something but like we don't have the convincing like cyril carne
with the like child's playroom full of like toys of the precursor to the empire utterly convinced
that the heroes wear shell armor and, you know, black uniforms, utterly convinced that, like, order and stability comes at the hand of, like, these people.
Right. And, like, again, it's a children's show. We get it. Like, they're hitting that beat because that's a beat that Star Wars heroes, that's true about Star Wars heroes, they show up to help people a need.
I, you know, I can't complain about it too much, but it does undercut Callis a little bit as an interesting person, which he can be sometimes.
Yeah, that's fair.
Um, yeah, we get the, you know, the other thing, uh, that the, the shipmaster Corey wants to know is like, he just wants to know what Harris whole deal is. You know, why is she, why is she a pilot? You know, why, why is this so important to her? And she gives us backstory about like, growing up during the clone wars, uh, on Ryloth and seeing, uh, republic ships flying overhead and just like, knowing, yeah.
She says, I was a little girl when the Clone Wars came to Ryloth.
My mother hit us below ground, but I'd peek out when the Republic ships flew over as they fought to liberate my world.
I dreamt of nothing more than to be up there with them, which is interesting.
Good to get a picture of her.
Good to remember those Ryloth episodes.
She is not that little girl from Ryloth that the two that are two.
What were they called?
What are those clones called?
Dingle and Dongle.
I think of the gesture and
Cut Up
Pryloth episode was close
One of them, wasn't it?
No, cut up was one of the rookies
Screwball.
It was like
I'm finding it, I'm finding it, I'm finding it
It's here, it's here on this page.
One of them had a name that
like gestured towards him being a bad person
It was like
It was like,
axe head
or something
was it
was it?
Clomts your axe
That's right
yeah
it was
here we go
Waxer and Boil
Okay
Boil
I feel like
Is you know
negative connotations
Waxer
I had the axe
You had the axe
Yeah
I'm always
I'm always right
Right here.
God, have you looked at these guys lately?
No, I've been here.
Is it real rough season two of Clone Wars modeling?
It's, no, I mean, it is, but it's also just like, wow, they got some, they got some,
they made some choices about how they were going to be themselves in this world of ours.
So here's Waxer with the little so, like, hard line sole patch, like the squared off soul patch.
I don't believe this is true.
This next one, maybe we never.
saw this next one because I think we would have had
more to say about
Boyle's facial hair decisions.
Nope, that's not him. No, I would remember that man.
I would remember that man.
Can you describe what we're looking at here?
He's got kind of like a biker stash, right?
Yeah, I guess so, yeah.
All the way around the top of his lip.
But it curves inwards.
It does curve inward.
Like it's going, it's biker stash
like with a accent
like with
it's moving into the chin
it's like
almost a complete circle
around the mouth
but just the bot
the chin is bare
and also his eyebrows
are threaded
the eyebrows
look like suspiciously waxed
I know that's just animation
waxer
but that's the other one is
the other one is waxer
but maybe he's waxer
because he waxed
his friends
boils
Boyles, yeah.
What's Boyle do
to wax?
Oh, no.
Generation Clone troopers
get weirder and weirder
and weirter tics.
This is like
mutton chops for your lips.
I don't like looking at it.
That's right.
That is what they are.
They hate it so much.
It's awful.
Never do this.
We get a really good
like her test piling
the B-wing sequence.
Yeah, that was cute.
Set to a sort of a
a different arrangement of the Rocketeer theme
and
we get
like the whole thing has like strong
like even this dude has like the same vibe
as the mechanic in the Rocketeer
do we have any Rocketeer fans here?
I grew up as a Rocketeer fan.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, 1991
you want to Rob,
you're probably more up on it than me.
I haven't seen this movie in probably 30 years.
Probably 25 years.
Might be better than you think, honestly.
It might be.
I remember loving those.
We're in a drought of movies like this.
No, Rocketeer, it's a, it's on Disney Plus right now.
It's well worth watching.
God, it is, it is basically, in so many words,
it is a movie about a down-on-as-luck test pilot
and his mechanic buddy who come into possession of a rocket pack
that's been developed by Howard Hughes Aerospace.
Yep.
And is being saw, as 1938, the Nazis are after it.
and they've enlisted the American mafia to steal the jetpack
so they can use their jetpack troops to conquer the world.
It is also like just a beautifully nostalgic tribute to old Hollywood and old California.
The villain in this is basically like what if Errol Flynn were a secret Nazi double agent?
Like the star of like Hollywood swashbucklers like matinee idol.
turns out to be like a
secret agent
The other thing
And it's all like this beautiful art deco design
On the helmet
And the posters and stuff
Then it has just like
Real fun rocket age pulp hero stuff going on
You know?
Also the cast is ridiculous
Yeah
This was a classic
Young Austin
You know
Jennifer Connolly
imprinting on my young, we all have that movie
with Jennifer Connolly imprints on us.
Well, what's funny is I didn't realize it was this until
literally just now. In my mind, it was Dark City.
But I'd seen this way before I'd seen Dark City, and I'd seen
this like 80 times because it was one of the movies I had on VHS, you know?
So I'll go sometime for you out there in the world.
Like, generally, it is a movie, like, it might be
damn close to perfect for being what it is.
Like, there's not really, like, I struggle to, like, pick a false note.
I think part of it is everyone is in this movie, yeah, Jennifer Connolly.
Timothy Dalton, a young Timothy Dalton is playing the villain, Neville-Sinclair.
Paul Sorvino playing the mobster character that Paul Servino played a million times.
Terry O'Quinn, John Locke, from Lost is Howard Hughes.
Yeah, it's, it is just a.
Just a ridiculously strong cast, ridiculously great production.
Marco Martindale's in it as like the one who runs the pilot diner.
It's a delight.
I think one issue here is that by making all references to Rocketeer,
a bit like the times that Clonors would be like Curisawa, am I right?
There's a bit of...
Sure.
Yeah, that was a really cool thing that probably did.
this thing you're evoking a little bit more engagingly.
Are you here talking about the big middle sequence where Hera takes it out for the test run
and like does a bunch of cool flips and flies and loop to loops?
That stuff is cool.
Yeah.
That's fair.
It is cool.
The B-Wing's cool, like we said.
Yeah.
And they reveal along the way that it has, this B-wing has a little feature you may not
remember from Return of Jedi.
it's got a Death Star Laser
Yeah what the fuck
I don't remember this
That shit is so strong
They should have made
They should have made them all with this
This should have been the production model
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
They turned it into a bomber
And they just put more rockets on it
You had a Death Star Laser
Yeah
Maybe it was too expensive for production
But like that is what happens right
We have the three of those
You're good
Maybe the supply of khyber crystal got a little tighter for some reason.
I just feel like, you know, we already got other ships that serve bombing purposes.
We have the Y wing, you know?
The X-wing in a pinch can drop off a proton torpedo.
We know this.
We do.
But we don't have another ship that has the Death Star laser on it.
Make that one.
Fill that niche.
It's real good.
It would have been too easy.
They were like, hey, let's keep, you know, we don't want to come in too hot.
It would be quite the twist if by the end of this war you're starting to feel bad for the Empire
because, like, Rebel Pilasters is coming in and like just cutting Star Destroyers in half.
I wouldn't feel bad at the Empire.
I think that would be fucking awesome.
I do kind of wish we had, you know, there's, maybe it was Allie, was it you last episode you were talking about, like,
one thing that Clone Wars did better than some of the Rebel stuff? Maybe it wasn't you. I don't
remember where this came from. Maybe it was just my own mind. But sometimes I think about Clone Wars
and go, oh, here's the thing that they maybe would have done better than Rebels. Even I think
rebels is a much more watchable show beat by beat. If this was a Clone Wars episode, this would not
have been, I mean, I guess there's a 50% chance it's exactly like this. Because sometimes
they did just do this. But there's a 50% chance that it would have been an episode about like
the banking clans trying to fund the production of this and we would have gotten to like the little episode we would have gotten to the sequence where like someone needed to be bribed and then like you know padmay filmed the person being bribed and then tried to put it on the senate floor and then the but the file got corrupted at the last second and it's like ah we know something's going on here you know there would have been like that style of the way that weapons production works is the hands you palms get greased and
you got to make deals and to da-da-da-da-da-da.
And to me, that's, like, one of the big fascinating questions of the rebellion.
Growing up, my big thing, the big interesting question was, ooh, how did the rebellion get all
the fancy ships, right?
Like, the X-Wing is just clearly a better ship than the Thai fighter in a one-to-one situation.
The empire has way more of them, but they are, but they are not as, like, efficient.
They are not as, you know, they're not as effective as weapons.
And that's like the story of the rebellion versus the empire on the screen in some ways.
It gets more complicated than the extended universe stuff.
But that's kind of like the model.
So what happens there to get them the cool prototype fighters?
And the answer that we're given here is like you had to go impress one guy.
But like that's one of those ships.
How do you get them produced?
How do you get the deal with the shipyards?
I'd love to get that episode at some point.
That might be an Andor season two times.
type of plot. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. But it does go to something that stood out for me
with both of these episodes, which is that like, these are fun, like, it's fun to learn about
Hera. It's fun to get some Sabine backstory, but something about like, Ezra and Canaan get to
feel like more main characters when we, we have these sort of moments with them, because their
issues are tied to the plot. Like, we get this sort of like, oh, I was on Ryloth, but just watching
rebels, you don't really have this context for what Ryloth was and why we should feel connected
to it. And with, with Caden stuff, it's like, oh, that's Anakin. Oh, that's the Force. Oh, that's
the Jedi. So, like, these were fun episodes, and I was glad to get these answers, but I didn't
feel like that same investment that you do out of, like, an Ezra episode. Right. Yeah. That's a
really good point. We will be getting another, we will get another hair episode this season that I'm very
excited for that will hopefully land on some of that stuff better crossing my fingers but i think
you're totally right yeah rob go ahead no like i think because it's still because it's like it's
about it's called rebels it's about like you know joining the rebellion and all this but it's getting so
it does invest so much time in the jedi stuff and like uh ezra's journey as a jenni and all that
it ends up short changing the like what what is a really interesting story which is how does
basically a group of, you know, small groups of resistance fighters, criminal bands,
end up being the sort of thing that fields a battle fleet by Return of the Jedi.
Like, where, like, how do they, how do you get from there to there?
And yeah, this show isn't as, because it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
still firmly fixed on like, well, it's the Sith that are the, the, the enemy here.
And I think the, the, the, and or, like,
I feel like if you came up to Cass in Andor, and you're like, it's all a work.
The empire is just a front for the SIF.
I think Andor would be like, that's great.
You're going to help me blow up this police station or not?
Like, that's kind of the world that inhabits.
Like, Vader is someone that, like, Andor would have to run from, but not necessarily
redefine his sense of mission or purpose or what we're doing.
And this show is constantly sort of redefined by the arrival of dark.
Dark Jedi shit in the middle of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good call.
Either way at the end.
They, they, they, she shows up with the sick ship and blows the hell out of these
Imperials.
We get a little fake out.
We a little, oh my God, is she just going to kill Callis in this moment with this
super laser?
And then he turns and looks, it's really funny.
They're doing a sort of, they're doing a sort of, it's not really a match cup,
but they're cutting between her sightline and his.
and they're lining up so that it suggests that the two ships are on a collision course as she's charging up the laser.
And it turns out that she's actually charging down at a ship just behind his, which she knocks out of the sky or out of space.
And he's like, all right, we're going to get out of here.
Actually, yikes, we got to go.
I think that's intentional to take out not Callis's ship.
Like, she could have very easily done Callis's ship, but I feel like leaving Callis with the knowledge that they,
have this kind of firepower now is maybe more of a of a like kind of play there i don't know i was
reading it's just dumb luck that he gets to live i like that i would certainly prefer to keep it a secret
that i have that firepower i would love to surprise them with my big with my big lasers often as
possible she should kill all these guys she should keep going if you haven't seen this
this episode. You don't understand that she like
one shots one of these giant
like it's not a Star Destroyer
but it's beyond an ultimate. It's
beyond an ultimate. If this game dropped and this ship had this
ultimate I'd be like whoa okay slow down
I'm not playing until y'all
Nerf this shit or you got to boost
everybody else's you're like what happened here. Yeah
I'm posting my Star Wars Technical manual the War
Thunder forum right now. That's right.
You can't do this. Exactly.
Is it the B-Wing in, what was the most recent Star Wars fighter game?
They pop up in, uh, squadrons.
In the, oh, I don't know if it isn't squadrons.
It feels like it would be, but I'm not sure it did.
It is.
I just found a 25-minute video called How Three Tifts to Dominate with the B-wing in squadrons.
So I bet it doesn't have the cool laser, though.
Anyway.
At the end of it, she is now.
appointed new head
of Phoenix Squadron, which does
feel like
Canaan, she's joined the Army,
man.
There is a bit of
well, wait, like
the ghost is now effectively
a rebel ship.
There is no...
It's Kainan's suggestion though, right?
Yeah, it is. It is his suggestion
that she become Phoenix leader, right?
He nominates her for it.
So that to me feels like,
all right we're all agreed
like we're all in
but he gets to kind of do that
via her if that makes
sense right
which is which is
how like a Jedi
his hands
how like a Jedi
I have to stay aloof from this war
but my wife
would love to be the new
Phoenix Squadron commander
so they say wife I meant
my good friend
We're just good friends
Me and this woman
Also I didn't I didn't get swore up
Don't that's right
Yeah
He didn't save
Yeah
I like the way that they drop the supplies down
To the mysterious miners who I think are gonna
Hopefully stop mining for the empire
At this point if they can I guess
Also they recruit the fishy guy right
They recruit the fishy guy
Quarry stays with them yeah
And Quarry and Zeb
do like hang out in the little in the cockpit of the fighter or whatever and he does like a little
dance he like punches him in the shoulder which is cute it's cute very cute that's they're a cute
couple i don't know that far but they're they're cute yeah fun pair it's a good duo it's a good
duo will they be a couple in a few episodes who could say i would love if they're like a post-credit
sequence where like quarry they do they cost out the b wing and they're like quarry the
Testar laser has got to go.
He's got to go.
Well, he does say there is some line about how the production model will need to change
in some way, isn't there?
Yeah.
Well, I think Harris says, like, oh, after flying it, like, I have, yeah, there's some.
I have some notes.
Yeah, it's too good.
Yeah.
It's too good.
Yeah, it's way too epic.
Yeah.
You know, I've got to be challenged more as a pilot.
I need this to be worse, you know.
It would be really funny if we got that scene of, like,
of them actually, like, budgeting the cost of the B-wing and it just being like a trillion
credits.
This is the show I want.
And they're just like, Corey, how have you been, how did you, how did you?
And he's like, I don't know.
Yeah.
And I guess we actually do learn how we're going to get more of these.
I was complaining about this before.
But there is this throwaway line at the end where they finished the mission and they come
on down and Sato was like, yeah, it seems like Senator Raganah found a ship that works.
And it's going to make them
You know, they're going to secretly manufacture them
Which at this point is still Baylorgana, right?
Leia is not a junior senator yet or anything
So, so yeah
Bail Argana, you know, bailergana mentioned
Shoutouts
Shown slapping the peaceful planet of Alderman
This baby can fit so many illicit weapons factories
Yeah, uh-huh, that's right
All right
So our subsequent episode, Bloodsisters, Sabine is sent on a mission to rendezvous with a rebel courier.
The courier's identity will surprise you.
But no sooner have they.
Who else thought it was called Blood Sisters?
Yeah, no, I was, I'm with you.
Who else among us thought that somehow the Knight Sisters would make a return in this episode?
Sure.
Or there'd be some tie-in with Blood Brothers was the mall and...
The mall, sure, sure.
Well, in Dark Sun, syndicate gets mentioned, right?
Yeah, because...
Oh, sure.
No sooner does Sabine locate the courier than she is set upon by her old friend turned enemy,
Eminemone, anemone.
She's...
Her old friend turned adversary, Ketsu Anyo.
the obligatory Gina Torres
Dark Mentor role
It's a Gina Torres
It's 100%
Fuck off
And it took me out
I was like
Gina Torres
Went to school
With Sabede
Like I can't
I just watch suits
Like I can't close that
I'm like
That's so funny
It's like she's
It's like she's
Prettending be a classmate of Mike Ross's
Yeah
And he didn't even go to school
That doesn't even work
But you get what I mean
Yeah
Even the maturity of the voice, there was just, there was not, I was not believing.
But she did a great job.
This is a fun episode.
Yeah.
Well, it's the problem.
Like, there's a reason that, like, you book her for these roles, like, delivered on time at the quality expected.
Well, and this is the thing.
Gina Torres is, like, the best TV actor.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, she's TV.
She is, but she hits it.
And you want something different from TV and film.
And she knows what that TV is, and she hits it.
And she does it great here.
So, wow, she was married to Lawrence Fishburn?
She was.
Damn.
Damn.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I gather, how are you doing?
I gather commuting to film in Toronto was not a huge help to marital bliss for the run of suits.
That was a show extensively shot in Toronto, pretend to be New York, as it often does.
which is very funny because if you know about cost of living in the two cities, Toronto's worse.
They were married during Hannibal.
I didn't realize that.
She's his wife in Hannibal.
Oh.
He's the troubled wife.
Yeah, have you on it?
Wait, I'm a boy.
I've never watched it.
Am I the only person here who's seen?
Oh.
Okay.
All right.
So, have a good one, everybody.
Yeah.
We got you ever Cotor?
Well, we're going to do that, but with Hannibal.
You've even seen Hannibal?
I haven't seen a lot of tweets about it.
The tweets don't, tweets don't show you enough.
Even the good tweets don't show you enough.
Anyway.
They put Hannibal on network television and it felt like they were getting away with something in many ways.
Oh my God, you've no idea.
Yeah.
It's wild.
It's mads, right?
It's Mads, it's Hugh Dancy is the...
Is it like even more dark and twisted than like an F-Act show airing late at night?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
You'll love Hannibal.
You should watch Hannibal immediately.
Hannibal is a TV procedural, because it is a procedural for most of it, about a profiler, a FBI profiler, Will Graham.
You know, FBI profiler, Will Graham, correct.
That's correct.
So you know the story.
Yeah, right.
Uh-huh.
It's Will Graham.
How are you not seen ahead of, what?
What are you doing?
Lawrence Fishburn is his boss.
I didn't know.
The best fight scene in television.
What were you misinformed by?
Every episode.
The way it is described on Twitter is it is a,
a gay romance about a dude
secretly feeding his body as victims.
It is also that.
It is.
Hannibal is a source.
No.
Okay.
Hannibal is someone who
ingratiates himself with the local
police and investigatory
unit
becomes a source.
He is Will Graham's therapist
because Will is going through it.
Will is a profiling.
who can, like, connect to serial killer brains because fiction.
And there's, like, a real, like, ooh, is Will slipping to the dark side?
And, of course, he's being manipulated by Hannibal, who is, of course, beautiful and brilliant and obsessed with Will Graham.
Because Will Graham is beautiful and brilliant and, like, has this connection to serial killer mindhood.
And every episode is, like, some weirdo serial killer has decided to, like, make their art.
out of human skin or whatever.
And so we're going to solve that case.
Meanwhile, all of the machinations of, like, local police and the FBI and Jack Crawford,
who is Lawrence Fishburn, like, trying to make sure that he doesn't, like, lose his,
the ability for his unit to, like, do their investigations because Will fucked up again.
And Jack getting weird vibes off this Hannibal guy, but also Jack's relationship with his wife
going to the shitter.
And maybe he could use Hannibal to repair his relationship with his wife.
It's great.
It's really good.
And they made a cookbook.
And they made a cookbook.
Every episode or nearly every episode in the first season, especially Hannibal is like,
come over for dinner.
I'll make you guys dinner.
I love that.
And it's like lots of like beautiful shots of mysterious meat being cooked, right?
So.
Oh my God.
And, you know, by the third season, there's like absolutely a run of like three or four episodes
that are like avant-garde, you know, will is high and lost in Europe.
It's, you know.
But, and it really does.
does start to center. And also, I'll be clear, it is not simply a gay love story. It's a bisexual
love story. There are lots of women in this show that the men also fuck. And maybe they're just
fucking the women because there's a little sort of like projection or substitution happening
there. There's definitely sublimation happening there. But there's a lot. Also, also,
oh my God. What's his faces in it? Um, uh, oh,
my God. What is his name? All-time Michael Pitt. Michael Pitt is in this series. Michael Pitt,
all-time character actor. One of the last great character actors in my mind, because he's from the end of
the era of character actors, effectively. And he plays Mason Verger, who is one of the biggest
scumbags in television history. Obviously, he also was in those books and in the movies, but go watch Hannibal.
I didn't know
I feel bad that I hadn't more firmly recommended
It has the best fight scene in television on it
Oh come on my new television
I mean it
Damn
I mean it
Austin how much is
And I don't know how they put it on television
How much of the energy of Hannibal is mirror
Is it mirroring like the late night phone call
Between Will Graham and Hannibal in Manhunter
Where Hannibal explains
theory of good and evil and God to
Will. Yes.
That is the vibe of the whole show, basically.
Good, because that was a scene where I was like
I could watch the entire, they could have just made the entire
movie. I cannot believe
this. Sorry for the
we should come back to this show.
And Giatoris is in it as
Jack Crawford's wife who
gets six. We learned the two used to run
together as bounty under's before Katsu
betrayed Sabin. Now Ketsu
is working for Black Sun
and this year to take the courier.
The two get in a battle between Ketsu's attack ship and the crummy space bus Sabine has hijacked
and quit thinking from Chopper neutralizes Ketsu's ship.
The stalemate forces them to have a long overdue heart to heart, but what forces them on the
same side once again is the rival of an imperial patrol ship.
They work together to make their escape.
Shame about that droid bus driver.
And Katsu has to save, Ketsu has to save Sabine when she gets knocked out.
they finish the mission
Ketsu and Sabine
say newly warm goodbyes
hinting at a possible future
with rebellion for Ketsu
if she ever shakes
free of Black Sun.
Ezra has never been more
annoying than the first six minutes of this
episode. Complete fifth wheel.
Bro.
This is
We're a year into this.
He hasn't learned
any swag, any moves, any...
But like, to the degree that I think that there might be...
I think they might be signaling that's not going to happen.
You know what? Don't even worry about it.
Sabine, Ezra, that's not a thing.
This is her ex.
You don't have to worry about Sabine and Ezra hook it up.
He has no chance.
He can't talk to her as a person.
He's weird and pedantic about shit in the opening of this episode.
And he feels like a little boy, a rancel.
And the same way that Gina Torres sounds too mature to really feel like she was in the academy with Sabine,
Ezra has never felt younger, more like the youngest member of this crew than in the beginning of this episode.
Yeah.
It comes out way worse with Sabine.
Yeah.
He's such a pick me.
Like, why are you this guy?
Please stop.
He's like, so you like to be alone?
Because you always do stuff alone.
And when I see you, you're like working on your stuff alone
And then you're hanging out alone and you're doing this alone
And she says literally nothing
She the first
She responds to the first thing he asks her
Which is you like to be alone
And she's like, not always
And then he just goes off
On his own
Run of being just so inseparable
And listen
Sir, this is an Arby's
Like, what are you doing?
He, this is a tough lesson to learn, but eventually somebody's going to need to tell him that he's being cringe.
It's true.
And it might, it might not be able to be Canaan.
Because I think Canaan, no one's ever told Canaan.
I think Hara probably told Canaan eventually.
Right?
Yeah.
The problem is, which is kind of sad.
To refer to an old Mbim Bam a bit.
Canaan has the
be extremely good-looking thing
going for him.
Like, he's very cool.
Sure.
Right?
Like, it is the things
that work for him were,
like, he's the story guy
would be like,
here's how you should be in the world.
And it would be like,
but you're Canaan.
Right.
So you're going to be able to do,
this is,
let me go,
you went to a Bim Bam,
check this out.
You remember when John Hamm
Ham was on 30 Rock?
Yep.
Yep.
It's that bit again.
She's like,
John Hamm is just hot.
And so it doesn't matter that he's an absolute idiot.
The world was going to bend around.
I was once convinced for years that I spoke perfect French when really, it was all nonsense.
Right, exactly.
Canaan can do that.
And for Canaan, it's the force.
But Ezra does not have that natural.
Not yet, maybe Ezra will grow up and grow up to be a hottie.
I think as soon as he realized he's been brutally rejected by Sabine, that'll be a huge step in him growing up.
Because right now he's in the, you're a real loner, huh?
Because you never want to hang out with me.
You must be a big loner.
It's definitely not because you can't stand me.
You just love being alone.
There goes Sabine.
Loner Sabine, just hanging out by herself.
Doesn't have any other.
Just doesn't want to hang out with people.
That's why she doesn't want to hang out with me.
No.
I can't.
It's like it's so painful to hear it.
It makes me want to crawl out of my skin.
Yeah, I agreed.
But they do find the courier, and the courier is a gong droid.
Gong droid is here.
Well, importantly, while Ezra is being the most annoying person in the world,
he keeps talking to her while she walks away to, like, check out the old friend tag on the wall.
Oh, yeah.
Like that is also, like, if you're invested, be invested.
said.
Yeah.
This is your problem.
Yeah.
He's vested in hearing himself speak, you know?
Yeah.
Anyway.
I do like he is quickly dumped from this episode.
Oh, yeah.
You're like, leave, what do we do with that sort of?
Leave him on the planet.
Leave him on the planet.
We'll go.
Harrell will pick him up later.
We don't need to see it.
It's fine.
No, need to see it.
Falls off the ship.
Yeah.
Like, Ketsu shows up.
They have a standoff.
They get in the gun battle with stormtroopers.
They jump aboard this, like, transit ship, and he falls out of it immediately and is just abandoned for the rest of the episode because he does not need to be here.
Chopper needs to be here.
Ezra, we've gotten all we need from his appearance today.
What do we think of Ketsu?
Ketsu's first appearance has a cool mask on, has like a sort of blade on her back and like a sick shooter on her hip.
what was the initial vibe
I think it wasn't
Gina Torres it's way less cool
like like this is a
Gina Torres is here to help sell
what doesn't totally feel
badass to me
right
but we haven't seen a bounty hunter in a while
we haven't heard the words black
sun in years at this point
yeah that
we co-tored
well sure but
But you're right
It was cool to hear Black Sun
It was nice to think about
Criminals and Star Wars
Yeah
We just did a pirate episode
Those are criminals
But you know
But Black Sun is an actual
Yeah organization in which
You know
I'm curious if
The introduction of Ketsu
Will bring more
Kind of
What is the role of the Black Sun
In this day and age
How is it interfacing
between.
We had no huts yet, have we?
Not a single hut.
Not a single hut yet.
Clone Wars started with a hut, and here we are.
It did.
It did start with a hut.
And you know what?
It also started with a baby hut.
Oh, the baby hut.
Where's that baby hut?
You do know that this time.
Where is that baby?
I don't know.
What happened to that baby?
I don't know.
In elementary school, that elementary school.
That teen hut.
I think the other part, just the thing that doesn't
work for me entirely about this episode, is that contrasts with Gina Torres, who obviously
sounds like a 40 or 50 year old woman, Sabine is her old friend. And Sabine reads to me as a kid,
older than Ezra, but a high schooler to his middle schooler. And that is about how it reads.
That is exactly how it feels. And so the problem we have here then is we're just two old
gunslingers. We used to run together for a time
before things went bad. And it's like
you're 16. And I know
you can have rich and varied experiences
like young, but it's like you were running from the law for like
years before things went bad. And I'm like, I just don't buy it.
And it would work. It would work
if they were both young. Because then it's like
we had that one wild year together
when we were 15. And it's like, okay,
like if you dropped out of the Imperial Academy
and became bounty hunters for a year,
like all right, like 15 is probably
too young for that. But okay.
But one of them sounds 40.
Yeah.
You know?
I feel like Ketsu should be two years.
I mean, she even is like a little sis.
Hey, hey, little sis.
She does say that.
Stop.
But yeah, she's meant to be like, she should be two years older than Sabine.
And it just, it sounds so.
She might be two years older, but she sounds 20 years older.
Right, right, right.
Right.
Yeah, and she's taller, and she has, yeah.
And I don't, because of this, just because the way Sabine's been portrayed,
I don't totally buy her as like, I was a bounty hunter and I have regrets.
It's like, I feel like Sabine's whole deal is a little too twee at this point for me to
totally buy that like I had to move on from that bounty haunting life, the things we did.
I just don't, like, I just don't see it.
Right.
And you'd have to sell me out a bit more.
sees the thing that she sees that reminds her of Ketsu and makes her realize Ketsu's around is like
a graffiti tag. It's not like someone done dirty in an execution and a particular style that
she recognizes as her friend Ketsu's. You know what I mean? Like that wild year together was them
doing vandalism or something. You know what I mean? It wasn't what did y'all get up to that was so
scary. We don't see shades of it here. It's not like Ketsu's like Ketsu doesn't come across like a
like a Cadbane here.
You know what I mean?
Not like Katoo's like about to blow up a bunch of innocents, kill a bunch of innocents.
But I'm kind of trying to sell her like a Cadbane.
But they're position, yeah, I was going to say they're trying to position her as this like,
as this storied kind of assassin bounty hunter just is going to take the gong droid.
And if you're in her way, you're, you're donezo, buddy.
And it's, you're, she's 18 years old.
Like, you are not, you are not doing that.
I don't believe, like, I, I, I'm trying to imagine what kinds of missions Sabine and Ketsu would go on when they were as, like, baby bounty hunters.
Like, what would, you would, I don't know, what were you doing?
You weren't going and getting people.
You weren't going and bringing people in.
There's no way.
and if like I just don't I haven't seen Sabine
that doesn't really seem like her personality
to me at all yet
and they haven't and you totally have a character
presents one way and then you hint it like
there's a different face here
this different aspect of the person that is just like
kept under wraps they haven't sold me
on there being that like others
you know that alter ego type
version and so yeah
Like, when we get to the, when we have these illusions to running the other as bounty
under, it doesn't quite, it doesn't quite, it's not quite convincing, which means the
whole, like, the tragedy implied by the title and the framing, we were once such good
friends, and now we've turned against each other.
I'm like, I don't know, you were kids.
You sort of, you moved away.
You're 18, you didn't know who you were yet.
You weren't, you're not, you're still not the person you are, actually.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I think that that's sort of why.
the reversal of the setup ends up working for me later in the episode.
There's this moment where the friend is saying, like, oh, you should join the Black Sun.
Like, I'm doing what we dreamed of.
And for Sabine to be like, I can't believe that I even wanted that because those are bad people.
And that's not something that I realized at the time is like, I'm way more scared for Ketsu in the position that she's in now.
Because like, that's not going to be like, I'm going to put in my two weeks and join the rebel.
situation for her like that's danger um so like her them seeming naive about the the the the like
actual jobs that they did is like the one note here that hits for me i think yeah that makes
sense i guess i just find the the whole like i find this whole concept just so
pasted on like it feels like it just sits at the very surface of Sabine's character and as well
as Ketsu's character like her Ketsu's turn happens like pretty quick like she you know and you don't
even get like this big sense of like a realization of a mistake it's just like she just she kind
of changes sides over and then everything happens so conveniently in this episode um
And the sort of like tweet comments of like, you always liked your explosives.
I'm like, okay, these are like the five things we know about Sabine.
Like these are like the most like surface level character traits that we have so far.
And it just felt like, oh, we finally get someone from Sabine's past that like has known her in a different context.
And we're only talking about the aspects of Sabine that we've over the course of.
of a season and a half already know about.
So I didn't feel like this actually afforded me any insight into,
other than the fact that Sabine wanted to join the Black Sons at one point,
and she and Ketsu left the Imperial Academy together.
That's all I got.
Yeah, we didn't get any, you know,
there's a world we're having as are around more
might have been useful in the sense of you then get the...
asking questions.
You get the asking questions.
You get Ketsu being like, oh, just imagine the, you think you know her.
Like just the, and just how, like, devastating that would be here.
You'd see it land on Ezra.
It would land for you.
Especially because Ezra has such a strong, like, interest in Sabine and, like, has made her out to be this, like, super cool, like, really capable.
person and for there to be somebody else like that's such a classic thing like somebody else from the past is like you don't know her like i know her and you know it shatters her worldview or whatever um but yeah i would love to know like what was it about the black sons that made sabine want that at one time was it right like uh right i want her to defend that actually yeah i want her to say to some to a third party you don't understand
understand what it was like. They were the only people who X, Y, Z, or, you know, I was coming out
the Imperial Academy, and this is what I wanted at the time was freedom, and they seemed
like they could promise me freedom and power and da-da-da-da, whatever it was. Like, I would love
to hear that actually expositive. And we don't even really get it from Ketsu. Like, we don't
really get Ketsu's justification for why she works for the Black Sun now. All we get is, like,
this is survival, looking out for yourself as survival, which is just bounty hunter
or shit.
Like, it's not really specific to working under the organization of the Black Sun.
Why wouldn't you just go be a bounty hunter on your own?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I do, I like the, I think it's a very important note for, like, why presenting these things doesn't work.
The fact that, like, it is a reference to Sabine, you love your, you love your explosions, you love your bombs.
like it is like the need to show that the character knows the exact same thing that we know about the character in order to demonstrate they were close and it's like but we don't know
Sabine is like she works with explosives is a skill on a character sheet but it is not it is not a character
and I think maybe sort of it sort of implies what goes a little bit awry with Sabine's character and place in the show so far is she kind of still
remains the person we saw in the shorts where it's like art bombs we don't know her that well
we really don't like we I don't think we there are any aspects of Sabine's character that we that would
qualify our closeness to her thus like thus far and I think that was kind of I was so excited
once I realized that this was going to be like a Sabine lore episode because I want to care about her more
outside of her just like looking cool and like being kind of like a cool girl or whatever
I wanted to have something to like sink my teeth into and for it to just hit all the superficial
character traits that we have we learned within the first 30 seconds of meeting her just bum me out
and maybe that maybe they're kind of holding on to that for a later date and this was just about
kind of introducing Ketsu, and I imagine she's going to be a recurring figure and looking, going
forward, because this would be, this would be such a bizarre setup.
Well, that's the other half of the difference between this and Clone Wars for me so far is
this would have been, I know I said this last week, this would have been two to four episodes
because if they are going to spend time and money making a Ketsu Onio, like, model, they're going to
fucking get four episodes out of it.
Yeah.
That's how they had to work.
for Clone Wars, right? And so, like, yes, you had occasional one-offs where there were a couple of
original assets that were often reworks of previous assets. But Ketsu is like, seems like a totally
new body, new armor, new hair, new face, new everything. And she's here for 22 minutes. And it feels
like that 22 minutes is too fast. Like, in the Clone Wars version of this would have had a whole
ass episode about Ketsu
like running and gunning
through the streets of this city being a badass
and then finally they reveal at the last
with three minutes left was oh my god
this is someone that
you know
Seveen knows
right exactly
and then you would have had the episode where they have to like
work together
yeah exactly
and I don't think that there's only one way to make a good television
show I think there are multiple ways to do this
but the compressing
this story into one episode does
two important things, which is one, it doesn't, it reduces the amount of time we have to get
into their backstory. And then two, it also kind of makes it a not very dynamic episode. Half
of the episode is spent on these two ships. And like, you kind of get some maneuvers with it and
like they try some trickery and then the imperial ship shows up. But it's mostly them talking to one
another and not talking about anything for all the reasons that Allie and Natalie Robb you've
just been talking about, right? So like, it's, it's, you really, if you're going to put two people
in a box for 10 minutes to talk
for half of your episode,
that's got to be really good
and it just wasn't here.
And I think that it would have
that 10 minutes
might have been better spent
at the end of episode three
and you would drip out
some of this early shit
in the, that's the other thing
that happens sometimes
in Cold War's arcs is
episode one, you really like
to make things go boom.
Episode three, uh-oh,
we gotta keep writing character dialogue
for these motherfuckers.
They already said you like to make things go boom.
We have to write new stuff
about who these people are.
And eventually you get into characters bumping into each other in interesting situations and needing to like, you learn new things about who they are because of whatever that new episode's, you know, plot was.
So I'm really feeling the compressed nature of these stories right now.
And, you know, I know we have a two-partner eventually this season, but like I would really love another one soon.
Yeah.
Because their best episodes have been two-parters.
Season one ends on the, like, we got to get Canaan out of there.
And then season two opens on, like, Vader's big adventure.
That's right.
But I feel like season one even had more than opens on the big two-parter.
There's the big stuff at the end with the going to save case.
I feel like, yeah, 100%.
And here they now do begin to feel like Adventure of the Week type things.
Yeah, yeah.
And yeah, like, yeah, the teleplay kind of sucks here.
Like the, where they're talking back and forth between the ships,
the suits rider's room wouldn't have had difficulty,
making Gina Torres
talking with someone interesting
but instead
it's like you can't do it
you don't know me so well I don't think you
can well your time is up
and the only thing that's making that scene work
is the fact that Chopper
because nobody wants the scene Chopper's just going to steal
it if nobody's going to pick this scene up
I am just going to take it and Chopper
does Dave Filoni
made himself the center of the scene
there's some excellent chopper shots in this way in this the way when he covers his eyes what the first time he is just like suspended in space and it's just like chopper and space behind him was it like it did something in my brain and imprinted on my in my brain in some way some special special way and then and then he's like covering his little eyes as he's getting pulled in by the trash
Reactor beam.
So good.
Chopper's great.
I love with the Gondgroid hides Shiley too.
I'm like peeks out when they're having the meeting in the tube.
They're buds.
Yeah.
I love Gondroids.
I love droids.
Unfortunately, the one droid who got the worst end of the stick was the space bus pilot.
That was pretty, that felt like murder to me.
Like that was, it was, it was, it was, the way.
that she put him to sleep
to steal his ship
and then woke him up with a barrage
of explosives around him
to execute a emergency
self-restroved to be a suicide bomber
It's so
She Arlington wrote it the dark
It was so
It felt
It was some dark-sided shit
That droid deserve better, I think.
I agreed.
Truly.
Agreed.
I need a droid arc.
Like a chopper.
Like I need D-Squad.
I need Rebels D-Squad.
I need to see a bunch of a bunch of droids hang out.
You will regret your words and deeds.
Don't put that energy in the we don't need Rebels D-Squod.
And then, like, to really drive home, this is kind of, this is kind of an episode of like a whole heaping play to nothing.
They don't get to anything about, like, reconciling.
It's just the imperial show up and literally, I think Sabine says, I guess we're friends again.
And like, yeah, who doesn't love, who doesn't love a, like, unlikely team up in the face of enemy of my enemy as my friend type things?
but here kind of the whole point is that you're like we are friends underneath all this
like we should we should get at that and we don't and so the empire shows up they just have to
work together and kill this droid to work together to kill this droid I do sort of like the
moment of maturity we get from Sabine at least like Tetsu is like trying to bully her but she's
just like you know what I forgive you this is what this conversation is about yeah this is what
you're trying to get to I'm not mad at you we don't have to fight about this I'm a better person
now um but like lacking a lot of the other context it does feel really like not very deep
um but I do at least like for for like showing Sabine's personality there um even if there's
not much to contrast it too.
Yeah, I agree with this.
But yeah, that's it.
That's the, you know.
Thanks, Katsu.
Have a good one.
Yeah.
I don't know that I'm ready to be a rebel yet.
And here's like, none of us, none of us ever are.
That's what she says.
And fucking Ezra's like, last time I saw you guys, you're pointing guns at each other.
It's like, everyone shut up.
This episode sucks.
Everyone shut up for this whole episode.
It's bad.
This is not the one.
It sucks.
It's tough, man.
They can't all be winners.
It's true.
They just filmed a plot synopsis.
That's what they did.
That's what they did.
And we had the B-wing last episode.
It was doing cool flips.
And then you follow it up with this,
with this.
Cliff Notes' ass episode?
And this is our first Sabine episode, too?
Like, what are we doing?
Disrespectful.
Disrespectful.
Look, we may have to confront the possibility that Sabine does not have the juice.
Well, yeah, there's a weird thing now.
I'm like, I don't know if it was just like they didn't develop the character or they're still sitting on stuff.
Because now there's this big thing in conflict where, like, oh, she had a shadowy or like justice reason for leaving the academy because she didn't want to be evil anymore.
And then she immediately goes into that to being like, I want to be in the Black Sun.
I want to work for slavers.
Like, what, excuse me?
Huh?
So, yeah, I.
Yeah.
I'm looking.
I feel like there are people out there that would have our heads for saying that Sabine has no juice.
Like, I feel like she's going to come around.
I look forward to being proven wrong.
It's 2024.
Yeah, listen.
everybody got shooters.
Like, it's not,
it don't impress me much.
You know?
We don't believe you,
you need more people.
Like,
I don't think that there's that.
I think that there is a,
let me,
one,
she may have been done a disservice
by the writer and director of this,
even though I'm looking.
And the director has some great episodes,
you know,
and also some bad ones.
It's a real hit or miss.
It seems like a real hitter miss team.
Bosco Ing and Kevin Hopps.
Kevin Hoffs has only written stuff for Rebels
It was not a Clone Wars writer as far as I can tell
But that included some stuff that we thought was okay
Like out of darkness
Which was the Hera and Sabine
Going to the
Planet with the one garage on it
Completely yeah
Importantly always two there are
From last time or whatever that was
Which we liked
But the and the
director had directed like brothers and some other
Clone Wars stuff that we think that we were
generally positive on. It also
direct at least one of these D-Squot
episodes. But overall,
you know, a good mix of stuff,
but I think maybe we just did Sabine
wrong. What do you mean? What did you
say? What? One of the
D-Squod episodes? One of the D-Squod episodes.
Okay, okay, okay. Yeah.
As the Googler,
can you see if
if Ketsu's coming back? Yeah.
Yeah, she'll be back.
She'll be back.
Okay.
I knew this.
I believe I had heard Ketsu stuff even before this.
So I can double check, but yeah, we'll get more.
We're going to get more cats.
If this is the start of a plot line, that's better than this being the Sabine episode for the season, right?
Well, okay, wait.
You talk about are we going to get more Ketsu this season?
Because no.
Sure, but, you know.
Maybe.
Maybe we are.
Maybe we are.
We're going to get one more Katsu episode this season, it looks like.
Okay, so that I don't understand.
This feels like a setup to this being in a...
Why would you introduce someone now to only for them to be...
I don't know.
She's not in that many episodes.
But, you know...
I thought she was going to be like a member of Phoenix Squadron.
That's what it felt like...
I was surprised at the end of episode that she wasn't like, and I'm in.
Let's join the team.
They can't afford Gina Torres for...
That's the real thing.
She's in one more episode
She bankrupted a bungee
That's right
That's right
Then there's art of her in a later season
And then there's two more episodes with her
That are both fourth season
So we'll see
Oh boy
And then they're gonna digitally deage her
For a live action show
That's oh my god
Well we'll just read past her right
We haven't talked about she should be Asoka
Right
They should find
They should fire as well.
Gina Torres be Assoca.
The problem is I'm not sure either of them was quite the correct energy for Asoka as they developed that character.
I don't know.
I still don't know who Asoka is right now anymore because my, we have this huge gap, which is the rest of this show plus the Glomor Season 7.
And so like I do not understand how we get to where we last saw Asoka to where we get Asoka to where we get Asoka in Mandalorian.
And my understanding
For my friends who have seen all this shit is like
Yeah, we don't know either
So
Great, great
Awesome
Yeah, live action Asoka
Give me that child
And stop showing it love and affection
Cool, great
That's classic Asoka
Love it
Can't wait
I was gonna say
Speaking of
Newer things
We haven't
Has anyone watched the Acoly trailer
Ah did I watch it?
I have not
I haven't watched it.
Do we want to watch it?
Should we watch it?
It's been a minute.
I could.
I'd love to.
It's not a, it won't spoil anything as far as I know.
Yeah, it's high republic stuff.
It's high republic stuff, exactly.
All right, I'll pull this up.
I'll get a screen shared.
Woohoo.
I thought it was like, oh.
What?
I thought it was like, it was like, um, Clone Wars era.
Uh-uh.
I thought it was Order 66 era.
No.
It's, uh,
High Republic, right?
It is High Republic.
I'll read a little synopsis here.
Oh, my God.
I'm already...
I'm pretty excited right now.
So at the end of the High Republic era
before the events
of the main Star Wars films
and follows a Jedi investigation
into a series of crimes.
Look at that guy.
I'm already intrigued.
Take him in.
I'm intrigued.
There's a freak on screen.
CC, I am intrigued.
Sorry, his little hide.
I'm sorry.
Highly questionable reference for you.
All right.
Are we ready to doable watch?
Are we ready to...
I'm ready.
All right.
Three, two, one, go.
Close your eyes.
Yeah, okay.
Some Jedi Padawans, closing their eyes.
Your younglings.
So like the Jedi.
The eyes closed?
Yeah.
Making kids close their eyes.
We must not trust them.
Don't trust your eyes.
Got it.
That's Star Wars.
Tell me, what comes into your mind?
Lady in a purple cloak.
Ooh.
Aliens, lots of aliens.
Lots of aliens.
I see fire.
That's not good.
Dark-sided, dark-sided.
I see Carrie and Moss.
Hell there.
Hi.
Okay.
Matrix?
Yeah.
Someone is killing Jedi.
Damn right.
It doesn't make sense.
Yeah, who'd want to do that?
What happened?
I sense to darkness.
It's like a Sith assassin type here.
Maybe not.
Not.
This isn't about good or bad.
This is about power.
And who is allowed to use it?
Oh, good question.
What is that?
All right.
Okay.
Yeah.
Two episode premiere.
Okay.
June 4th.
I'll watch that.
I'll watch it.
It'll be fun to watch a thing.
Yeah, we should watch it.
Well, it's coming out.
Because we're allowed to.
Yeah, we could watch it because it doesn't have to do with anything.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm curious.
I'm cautiously, you know, we've been, we've sat here in front of these microphones and we have shared our.
optimism for
new Star Wars
TV shows
and boy have we been
burned
and we have also been
there's no record
I think we always have
there is
there is no proof
no proof
before that show came out
nobody ever lost their minds
on this podcast
watching an Obi-Won
I did
I'm not afraid to admit it
I have no shame
I remember
distinctly seeing
the city
and was like, oh, that city
looks so sick,
it's going to be so cool
when they're in the cool city.
Nope.
Was awful.
Was fucking terrible.
It was a waste of my time.
And I'm sad for it.
But I will say,
the fight scenes made me nervous.
In this.
In this.
I like how many aliens were present.
I hope that wasn't everyone.
everyone in that like we just saw all the alien shots a lot of them jenai look like
not the little kids but like the group of like i don't know but that's star wars
yeah yeah the um maybe they were just there to be killed that scene
uh-huh mm-hmm wait why are you nervous about the fights i don't know just the way that
the one looks like second-rate wirework yeah the wirework looks yeah the wirework looks yeah
Just heavy-handed.
Yeah, I don't know.
Save the flips for animation, is what I have to say.
Like, the, it, it's not, it doesn't look, it doesn't, look at Moosephar.
You got to get actors who are like first rate, they've got like first-rate physical skills, and then you augment it with really good.
Get Taylor-Lotner, get, make Taylor-Lotner a fucking Jedi.
He will do it.
He, but it has to be Twilight era Taylor-Lotner.
I don't know if he's still got the juice
But he can do it
That's the woman from the Matrix
Yeah
She has the juice
She can do combat scenes
I'm sorry to say
Everybody else I don't know
But Carrie and Moss
Can do combat scenes
I believe her
I believe that
Okay
The
I'm reading this from Star Wars.com
An interview with Leslie Headland
Who is the creator
and director on this who also was a co-creator on Rushdoll.
That's probably the biggest, most recent claim of claim to fame.
You didn't talk about the part where she's like, we didn't use the volume.
We did not use the volume.
Oh, I was, is that in here?
Is that in this?
That is another talking point.
Talk about like the full circle of like, this is, this is what happens when you like
run into the ground, what was a really cool production technique and like a useful tool.
And then you're like, we just make the entire show.
And now, now you have to run around telling everyone the volume.
Never heard of her
We didn't use the multi-billion dollar
thing you built
No, we agree it's a piece of shit
We hate it, we hate the volume
Boom
That's so funny
No, the thing I was gonna say was that she's
You know, she's talking about like
Oh, it's interesting to do a story
At the height of the Jedi power
A quote
If Star Wars is about the Underdog
Where's the Institution and the Acolyte
The Jedi are the institution
I was so interested in a storyline
Where the Jedi are at the height of their power
And I don't mean the Phantom Medicine
because at that point there's a Sith lord in the Senate,
and they're not picking up on it,
and they're not picking up on that.
Like, a thing I've heard of...
Things real ones say.
Haddon wanted to explore further back
when seeing a Sith seem as likely as encountering a velociraptor.
Like, it's a thing I've heard of,
but it's not a thing you would ever consider
you'd be interacting with.
I saw someone get real mad about the idea
that there'd be Sith in this,
because in Phantom Menace, the Jedi Council,
but there haven't been Sith in a thousand years.
And like, yeah, dude,
because the end of this show,
is going to be them burying that the Sith are back because they're afraid of the Sith.
Like, that's the thing the Jedi are going to do.
The end of this is going to be, we can't let anyone know that there's a loose Sith lord out there.
Yeah.
You know?
Yep.
Do you think we're going to meet Darth Plagius the Wise?
No.
It's this era.
You think so?
I don't know that Star Wars can resist it.
I think we're going to either meet Darth Plagius the Wise or meet Darth Plagius the Wise's, like, master.
That, oh, interesting.
What if there's a kid?
What if there's a kid?
Hold on.
What if there's a kid in the Jedi Academy?
And it's like, and he raises his hand.
And he's like, and then the Jedi Master's like, yes, Plagius.
He just kept his name.
Oh, yeah, because you have to change it.
No, his name would be like, ages.
Agis, like, Poldre, or something like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
I want that
I want that so badly
I'm I'm very cautiously
optimistic I think
Amandaless Denberg's character design
looks really cool
I'm into it
yeah
yeah
I'm excited to see what the deal is
I'll be a few months from now
I'm excited to see what the deal is
in these next two episodes
nice job
bring it back around
there we go
Yeah.
What are those episodes, Rob?
So we have stealth strike taking the, I can only assume the rebels are going to get hold of a stealth ship maybe or, you know, who knows?
Who knows?
Sounds like fun, though.
And then this is a big check that Rebels is writing for itself.
The future of the force.
We have to find out what's going on with the force in the future.
Definitely need to find out.
I don't know anything about that.
I mean, Luke's out there, right?
Luke and Lear are out there by now.
True.
But nobody knows.
That's the, but nobody knows.
You're right.
We'll see.
Yeah.
What are your hopes for these episodes?
What if we go to?
I love this.
That looks like she's in pain.
What if we go to tattooing?
No, I refuse.
And like, visit.
Obi-Wan in the cave or something.
No. No. No. I can't do it. Can't make me.
I wouldn't be surprised if the show goes there, but I wouldn't be surprised if it happened
this early. We're going to see that kid. I know we're going to see this kid. You think we're
going to see Baby Luke? Yeah. I guess he's on a baby by now. Because he's almost, it's only a few
years. He's 15. It's going to be something silly. Like somebody is going to like check on
him. It's like something's going to happen and they're going to be.
like they're going to give him like some weird coded thing that that suggests that they know more
about him than than he could ever imagine about Luke yeah like they're going to show up and
be like I sense you have a great destiny kid or like what are they going to do what are they
going to do oh yeah like Ezra is going to race like a ship race
And who was that other pilot?
I don't know.
But he's good.
Yeah, something's something Skywalker.
This is miserable.
This is a hell world.
We're writing the worst show.
The worst episode of television of all the time.
Bolzying wamp rats.
What good is that going to be?
Exactly.
Yeah.
Incredible.
You tell me that that planet has two sons?
Wait, but isn't Lucas?
No, Lucas.
Isn't Luke racist now?
doesn't he want to be in the
Oh yeah true
He must go to the academy
Not for racism
He just wants to fly cool ships
Yeah and kill people
From the cockpit of a cool ship
Look this is how the Air Force gets you
Allie it's in like a waxer and boil way
Right
Who we're perfect and great which is fine
So it's fine
We stand
Well
But if Eversa met him, it would be like, oh, I can't follow that path.
It's getting worse.
Sorry.
Anyway, Rob, I.
With that, we've reached the end of another episode of a more civilized age.
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Yes.
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Everything that could go wrong with our production schedule for this one did go wrong.
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