A More Civilized Age: A Star Wars Podcast - 85: A Princess on Lothal, The Protector of the Concord Dawn, & Legends of the Lasat (Rebels 27 - 29)
Episode Date: May 1, 2024As we return from the midseason finale, we get a trio of episodes that represent the three major emerging categories of Star Wars Rebels stories so far. One is a story driven by a cameo from the large...r Star Wars universe. Another is a big swing at some brand new worldbuilding and an exploration into tone and style that is totally brand new for the show. And the third is, unfortunately (and of course), a lackluster Sabine episode that doesn't even have the decency to give her credit for her own good ideas. Ah well, maybe next time! Support the show by going to Patreon.com/civilized! Show Notes Journey into the Star Cluster by Kevin Kiner Hosted by Rob Zacny (@RobZacny) Featuring Alicia Acampora (@ali_west), Austin Walker (@austin_walker), and Natalie Watson (@nataliewatson) Produced by Ricardo Contreras (@a_cado_appears) Music by Jack de Quidt (@notquitereal) Cover art by Xeecee (@xeeceevevo)
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Let us return once more to a more civilized age, a Star Wars podcast.
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This week, we get three adventures that revolve around new alliances and old affiliations.
and if you're about to say that's the entire fucking show
copy some slack I'm trying for a pithy topline summary here
anyway a princess on Lothal picks up where we left off
with the white loth cat of sadness leaving Ezra behind
while the gang meets Princess Leo
she's there replenish Phoenix Squadron's depleted ranks with new ships
but the only way she can do that is by running an insurance scam
in which she has the rebels stage hijackings
of all trainian ships
and that's how they end up being transferred
over to rebel control.
Channeling its best Hogan's heroes
the gang commit their crimes almost in
plain sight of a watchful imperial
commander during which Ezra and Leia
connect over the burdens they're shouldering as
young fighters and what can feel like a hopeless
cause and Ryder Azadi
recommits himself to that
same cause.
I actually kind of wish it, like
it's funny, the show opened so abruptly
I kept backing it up being like
it cut off the start of the episode.
Right.
The audio was so odd.
I literally rewinded.
It doesn't feel like a good.
It feels like it just picks up
from the end of a shot at the last episode.
It's real abrupt.
But it isn't like a...
I guess there are ways
I want you to more direct continuation
than I expected.
There's a great scene in the middle
where Ezra gets back to the ship
and they like found the time
for a 15, 20 second beat
where Zeb and Sabine are like,
man sorry about your parents and like I was shocked that they found the space to recognize that
yeah these characters would say something to Ezra about that but there are other ways
which is like it doesn't at all feel like an immediate continuation um mostly because like
it's a big cameo episode you know it's like it's a it's you don't do the big moving midseason finale
and that normally and then like the next episode is like and guess who this we want it had
But it does have that very special episode energy of this week on Rebels.
Ezra is visited by.
He loses his parents.
Yeah.
And he's comforted by someone Star Wars fans know very well.
And it's like Princess Leia.
And it's a bit like after school especially, but they don't really address it.
Like she only touched on, like she only engaged with it a bit.
It's really funny you say that because the voice actor for, for, for,
Princess Leia here actually has a lot of background in after-school specials. Like, that is
one of the spaces she is. That's very funny. Practiced in. This is Julie Dolan. She also
was Leia in the Star Tours. She's the Star Tours Princess Leia voice. I'm going to see her.
For years and years. And she's done Star, or she's done Leia in like Star Wars Lego and some other stuff.
I think from this point forward, maybe, something like that.
She was in five episodes of Gilmore Girls.
She was, she's like a real, like, been in your show at least once, right?
If you're a Dexter person, if you're a, if you're a, you know, without a trace person,
if you're a whatever, like, she's like does the one episode.
A lot of soap operas, a lot of, you know, she was in an episode of Angel.
She was in an episode of, et cetera, you know, so.
She's, also she's Ayrrith's mother in Rebirth and, yeah, she's Elmira at Gainsborough.
So, right.
Wow.
Wow.
In the presence of royalty.
Yeah.
Is what you're saying.
I don't know that I like her performance here.
That much.
Her, yeah.
It's pretty muted.
It's like she's speaking from the back of her mouth.
Yeah, well, because she's doing a character.
Fischer.
Yeah.
But Carrie Fisher has that voice.
So not Princess Leia, Carrie Fisher, I think is the other problem.
Her voice changed a lot.
Yeah.
She sounds a little bit more like Carrie Fisher.
Today.
Not very much like Princess Leia in A New Hope.
She doesn't sound 16.
No, she does not.
She's supposed to be 16 at this?
Yeah, she's 16.
They're both 16.
They're the same age.
She feels like his mom.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
It does not work.
There's really about 16-year-olds.
Wait, that's so weird.
weird. Remed to the Sith is 19 years BBI. We're now three BBI. She's 16. She's born a day or two. Why does she have adult face? She has grown face. She is all the way grown. She has 32-year-old pays taxes face. That's the other half of this is when she and Ezra are in the same scene, it's like seeing like Cinderella in an episode of Zeta Gundom. Like they are not from the same show. No, no. It's like iPhone face.
Exactly, yes.
Ezra has looked at an iPhone.
Princess Leia has never seen an iPhone before.
And they cannot be in the same room.
It's weird.
She's so, she's so smooth and like.
Well, they cheaped out on the character model.
Because also, it's all like form fitting clothes.
Oh.
So that like once you've done the, like basically you rig it, you texture it and you're done.
And you're done.
But like Princess Leia is,
walking around in those heavy like terry cloth toga type shit outfits yeah and look only one
person gets the budget for draping fabrics and that's dark vader in this show only one person
gets to have nice billowy clothes everyone else uh here's your here's your uts art the um supposedly
it is based on this outfit from a ralph mccari uh ralph mccary piece let me find
Let me drop it.
Yeah, you can't pin everything on Ralph.
You know, it is this piece.
It is this drawing.
It is that.
It's just not good.
I just don't think it's good, you know.
But it has the stuff, you know.
They took all the youth out of this drawing, though.
This is what people are horny for in the 70s.
That is what I see how you get this picture.
Yes.
But then their rendition of Princess Leia is not horny.
That's right.
Well, good.
Because she's 16.
She's 16.
But her face is 30.
for sure she has like young soccer mom energy in yeah yeah so which is where the whole scene of
them like connecting over like hey we and i understand what you're going through i think if they've done a
better job of like making it feel like they are contemporaries i think the scene probably works a bit
better but the problem is also the other reason she seems like she's 32 is because she's she already
feels like she's so deep in this that all the rebel stuff just comes second age she's she's she's done
she's very practiced at it and so it seems like she's been doing rebel stuff for oh i don't know like
30 years because that's how long star wars has been a thing and we want to see like oh it's
princess lay in she's already in full like get this walking carpet out of my way mode yeah and
i think the the thing that's kind of missed here is like one suspects even though you know a new hope
would only be, what, a little ways down the road?
Three years from here.
How many?
Three, three years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So she's 19 there, like Luke.
Right.
But then you, like, the thing, because you're kind of not allowed to show the
character as anything other who they are in the films, that's right.
You can't see a, an uncertain.
Well, now we, that I was going to say, it's the only, we're a little baby
Leah has to be like, she's always got to be exactly the person we
met in a new hope and onwards.
Yep.
Totally.
I do like her plan.
Her plan is fun.
It's a fun plan.
I thought like I generally liked
Leah being here as much as it was,
it felt kind of inserted.
I was like, oh, okay, well, I'm glad that like we're going to hear about what's going
on with her.
What is she up to?
Like, if this show is actually going to get into, like, what Leah's up to as a young resistance member, you know, kind of, um, uh, masquerading as, uh, you know, imperial senator, I'm into that. Like, I want to hear what's going on with her. But if it's always going to be from the, like, from the rebels group perspective, it could,
end up being a little, I don't know, it could just be, that perspective could be too limiting
to really dive into what's, what could be interesting about what Princess Leia is up to.
I wonder how much more of her we even get because it's, oh, God, is this it?
I would bet.
I don't know.
I truly don't know.
That would make this so much worse for me, because I feel like if this is setting up
future cool plant, yeah, like an arc of, um, an arc of, um,
You know, the Phoenix Squadron working with Leia to do more resistance acts across the galaxy.
Like, that's cool to me.
But if this was just the Princess Leia episode, that is not as fun.
That is not as fun.
Mon Mothma in that role instead.
Because we can't, you can't, you can't touch her, right?
You can't have her be shitty.
You can't have her be wrong.
You can't have her be.
And she's not a protagonist, right?
So, like, there's, there's, it feels like she's a little hands off.
Whereas I think, I bet we get Mon Mothma playing some of that role, Alderani and Senator who,
or Shandrylian senator, but like, you know, off-world senator who wants to make right and
who's part of the quote-unquote mercy missions and which I like, again, the idea that, like,
oh, what Leia has figured out is she can pretend to want to go help people on planets where
there has been rebel activity in military action, go give them food or whatever, give them
supplies, and then actually what her plan is is have the rebel steal her own ships out from
under her is really fun.
Like, that's great.
Whether or not we get more of that as we go forward, I just don't know.
Well, and I think kind of what makes this episode work, honestly, is poor lieutenant list
who knows the minute she shows up what she's out.
He's a baby, first of all.
He's a little child.
They gave him a spaceship.
he looks younger than Leah
yeah
he should have gotten the touching scene
with Ezra
yeah hey I know what it's like man
like listen
I just graduated middle school
and I'm running a blockade
yeah exactly
hey you lost your parents
I've killed a bunch of parents
and that's been hard too
maybe I killed yours
something to connect over
but the thing I like here is that he knows what she's up to
Like, he's put two and two.
Everyone's put two and two together.
She always shows up.
Her stuff gets jacked by the rebels.
And then, you know, that's, then, you know, it happens again.
And so I love his solution for this, too.
And I can't believe this never came.
I can't believe we've never seen the Millennium Falcon get booted.
They got booted.
They rolled out on there.
Yeah.
He boots the spaceship.
I've never seen this in Star Wars.
It's so good.
It's really funny.
You're gravity locking my ships?
Yeah.
She's like, no, you can't do this.
that because like she doesn't have a good answer they should gravity lock her ship so that's what
they should do yeah it's very funny and then like also brings in some ATAT walkers and you know
it's it's which by the way later i'll have some thought i'm just gonna say it now canaan cuts
through the legs of these things later look Skywalker ain't shit look Skywalker ain't shit
imagine being princess lea and you're on hawth and everyone's like I don't what are we supposed to
do and in her mind she's like canaan just
jumped up and cut through two of the legs of these things.
Like, it was nothing.
Luke, can you not do that?
Fire the toe cable.
Give me the radio.
Let me talk to Luke.
Look, get out of the ship.
Get out of the ship.
Do a double jump.
Cut through the legs.
One hit.
It's one hit.
We got the wrong Jedi.
There's got to be a Faloni zone where Pablo's like,
this is the Mark 1, AT ATAT locker.
There's a cortosis or alloy.
They added to prevent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh.
He just didn't have it like that.
Let's be real.
I mean, he didn't.
I mean, Luke wasn't trained by even blabba or whatever.
He didn't go to the Jedi school.
He's the first Jedi we see in the movies, too.
So every later one's like, we got to see some even more Jedi shit.
So unfortunately, poor Luke Skywalker, like the second coming of Anakin, like a massively powerful like Jedi in his own right.
On film, we're like, this is pretty mid.
It's pretty mid.
And every other Jedi, it's like, you want to see some epic Jedi shit?
I mean, I think, you know, the thing is, could Canaan have talked Vader back to the light side?
Probably not, is my guess.
But Luke could.
So Luke was like a duck's in many ways and really pumped up that charisma for the big endgame confrontation.
That's what I think.
I don't think Kane could have gotten the Death Star kill shot.
That's true.
Yeah, Asver could have too.
I believe that.
Yeah.
But I think it's the emotional stuff.
The ghost crew gets aboard the Death Star.
They don't need secret plans to bust that thing off.
Like, it's Dunzo.
The second the ghost is inside the Death Star, it's curtains.
It's going to be like baby Boba fat aboard that Republic Cruiser.
I guess it has to go bad.
It has to go bad for our crew at the end, huh?
Because otherwise, everything's different.
Why wouldn't they be there?
Yeah, exactly.
There's something terrible is going to happen.
happened to them.
Yeah, because otherwise, they would have changed all this shit.
It's okay.
They were just busy.
I think Rogue One implies they're just off screen, having a great time.
No way.
We get a really good, they're just off screen moment later in one of these episodes.
We'll get there.
The other thing that's remind me of, it reminds me a little bit of Grand Budapest Hotel.
Hear me out.
Okay.
I'm listening.
You know how, there's two encounters that sort of bookend the film with fascism and
Grand Budapest Hotel and the first one they're able to get out of through like let me speak
to your superior let's let's go over my paperwork my papers are in order this is a disgrace
and the second time they try that they just stand someone outside the train and shoot him
yeah the world has changed yeah and I think lieutenant list is in that first mode of like the empire
is still bringing order to the galaxy right I'll put a boot on the ship new hope arrives
Bader's like, fuck that.
This ain't no mercy mission.
Right.
I'm boarding.
I put these people in an airlock.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think you're totally right.
Yeah.
Which is a fun thing to see.
Yeah.
I hope we get some of that in the rest of the season or the rest of the show.
And then I hope we get more of that in Andor would be very fun too.
The sort of like, okay, how do I mean, this is the Saw Guerrera school of thought.
No, it's the Luton School of Thought, right?
It was, is like, we have to provoke them into revealing who they really are to
people where you have to make them squeeze the
gauntlet closed because they're
going to, that's what they're going to do eventually and they're going to do
it quietly and softly until
it's totally gripped or we can make them do it
in big showy ways and then people will...
And they want to. Right. And they want to.
They're not doing it. They want
to close their jobs. Yes. Totally.
The other thing
I dig here is that
you know,
part of the arc is that
Ryder's going to be like, no, you know, it turns out
you have some fight left in me, but I do like at the
opening he's like guys support what you're doing i can't do prison i just did it i'm out i'm out
yeah i get a lay low and like you watch andor and you can't fault anyone just knowing about
prison right you can't fault anyone who like does hard time who's like i can't wrist back in
i would rather gotten killed he gets arrested off screen right he just he's in the first scene
and then the next time we see him he's been arrested i don't
Were they part, like, was that a no-parking canyon or something?
I don't know.
It's just getting booked.
It's so funny.
I don't know how they got him, but they did.
Maybe I missed it.
Maybe I missed it.
It's very funny.
Yeah, were they being tracked last episode?
I don't think so.
The implication is that, like,
Canaan and Ezra led the, the, uh, imperial's there.
I guess so, yeah.
And now we got to save him.
Well, they do.
You know, it's fun to see him around.
again, but he's another character where it's like, seeing him on screen with this Leia model
makes my brain bend in, like, they're not from the same show.
Because he has the most weird cartoonish proportions.
His face is like long and wide up top and cartooning.
You know, like they're really, all of the main characters are built like cartoon characters.
Their proportions are changed in ways to help sell some big, you know, idea about who they are
personality-wise. And then Leia is
young Carrie Fisher. A replica. Yeah.
It's like, this is not
it's like having different types, like having
action figures from different shows on your shelf
at the same time. It just doesn't.
Or like they change the action figure company.
Right. Yes. Yes.
Like, oh, I miss the, I miss the old ones.
Like, Mattel really had this shit together
or something. Yeah. Yeah.
It's very funny.
And so there's lots of hijinks.
We get a little, we see
after their escape from
writer and chopper being
booked
Leah and as I have this conversation
she sees him sort of coming to grips
with the loss of his parents
he stares at the photo
but then we also see her in girl boss mode
where everyone's like
sorry there's just no way we can steal ships
that have got boots on them
and she's like
I hear a lot of problems
and not a lot of solutions
and everyone's like damn
here's some solutions boss everyone's like damn i'm with her i will say like they need a bitch like her
like she is just putting it to to them straight like she
yes and like how do we move forward not not knows not not you know the thing is like her would
do that normally it's in this moment she can't do it so that lea yeah yeah yeah yeah it that's
a really good point. She does fulfill
very much like the role that Hera typically does
when
when everyone else is like, well, can't do anything.
Yeah, when Heron gets to be around, exactly.
They get a lot of
Yeah.
Well, it's basically
make sure this guy doesn't turn around until it's maximally funny.
Shoot the shit out of the ATATs.
Yeah.
Profit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We get our first, uh, weedanism here, unfortunately.
Oh, yeah.
Did you notice that?
I was wondering if that was a Star Wars reference or a, it's just, because it really stuck out.
It's, they're taking prisoners.
They do that now.
We get that, that hit.
And then in a lot of the later, like two episodes or now, we get, we're taking prisoners now again.
And it's like, wait.
Did you not notice that?
Wait.
Yeah.
They hit it twice.
Oh.
They hit it in this.
episode and then when it's yeah they did yep i forget the second time it's the second time was
uh hera when they bring fen row right um into on board when she wakes up from her coma
we're taking prisoners now yeah it's it's just that format which is the like they fly now
famously which is not which is not weed right it's just that it's the rise of skywall
or script, but it has that, that, like, mid-2010s, Avengers, Buffy style, bantery, quality.
And it's interesting to see, you know, at the time we're watching this, or at the time that
this comes out, Force Awakens has just come out, which is the very beginning of that style of
dialogue starting to dip into Star Wars a bit, right?
I'm very curious to see if we get more of it as we go forward.
Not in any sort of, like, you know, destroy this show reactionary way.
but like in terms of just like taking the temperature of media we are in mid 2010s we are hitting
this era of genre writing how long how much will it penetrate how long will it stay
well and there's a bit of like i will say this not to defend like not to defend the honor of
joss weden but i think what made a lot of his stuff work is that it particularly played well on
television where it's it's a lightweight of fourth wall breaking it is the creeping awareness on
all the characters that like this feels increasingly like things that happen to characters
in story and not necessarily like in reality right and this shows begin to inhabit that space
of like everyone's a little bit aware that they're in this like heightened or dramatized reality
the thing that makes weed nest writing really grating is it starts popping up everywhere
in places where characters,
it doesn't feel right
that characters have that sort of awareness.
It doesn't feel right in Star Wars.
Star Wars is heightened in a different way.
Mytho poetic or tragic or whatever,
but nobody's going to turn and be like,
well, that just happened.
Right.
That doesn't feel right.
Like, Han Solo might make a weird crack.
But he's not going to say,
like, they destroy planets now or something like.
Right, exactly.
Buffy has watched Star Wars is the thing, right?
In the universe of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, they have television and they have the sort of reference points that allow the sort of like meta humor to work in that way.
Star Wars doesn't, you know, the guy watching, you know, and again, I'm not, I don't have a, this is not, has not ruined the series for me.
I want to be 100% clear, but in terms of voicing why it doesn't work for me, it's a really goofy thing to say when you see someone who you're supposed to be protecting be pulled away into a fighter, an enemy, you know, ship or whatever.
And maybe there's a way to deliver it that's actually kind of interesting.
Because like if the premise is, oh my God, the rebels normally just kill people.
They don't take prisoners.
That's something you could hang something on.
But it's not really.
It's just meant as a quick gag.
And then it's just meant as a quick gag again next episode, which is like, it's funny.
Doing it back to back is bizarre, is a bizarre choice.
I get the, like, the, you know, being kind of culturally referential, I guess.
Like, I don't prefer it.
I'd prefer it not be in Star Wars because Star Wars is not like, Iron Man takes place in this world.
technically, like Star Wars is a galaxy far, far away, and a long time ago.
But also, do they not take prisoners?
Have we, we've seen them take prisoners, haven't we?
The rebels have never taken, why would Harrow be surprised?
They have knocked people, they have knocked people out.
Yeah, have they not brought someone into interrogate somebody?
Yeah, yeah, maybe that's true.
Which I think, which I think if, if we offer a charitable reading, it's the stormtroopers
are surprised because this doesn't happen, like legitimate armies.
take prisoners but terrorist groups
they just kill people
and later
when her wakes up there's a bit of like
oh wait we've got a prisoner now
this doesn't like you could argue that
I could argue
I feel like they put somebody in
in someone's bedroom as a
you know what I mean like we I think we've seen this happen
maybe I'm wrong I think we
I think we've seen this happen but
it's not about the sentiment like
yeah it's yeah it's it's the
delivery like it's it's I like Rob just like the fact that the stormtroopers are like oh this is a new like we haven't known this rebel contingent to take prisoner prisoners which actually I thought was going to be like revealing their ploy at first I was like ooh and they're going to figure out they don't they don't take prisoners
Leah's layas in on it but they can't do that because Leah has to keep doing it for three more years yeah yeah yeah so I mean
it's not it's i i could i could make the argument for why either hera or the stormtroopers
would make this observation it's just it's all in the delivery that is just so like did did that
just happen like exactly that that's the that is the it's like the whiteboard version of that line
was like i can't believe is i did that just happen is exactly that you know yeah i hate it it's
fine it's it's again i'm mostly interested in indexing how that style of writing shows up in this
space and if it continues to because that's the era where it's from you know yeah for what it's
worth this is i think that's a good point because i think a lot of my fatigue with that type of
humor comes from it us being in the year 24 and like it just have been it has been used to death
And, like, I, it's, it wasn't as grading at the time.
Like, I think there, like, there's a jovialness to it that I can appreciate in the right context.
But I think, and I think it's worth kind of forgiving rebels for this because, like, yeah, like you say, it's, this is the time in which, like, people are trying out that style of humor in different contexts.
and especially in like superhero fantasy so yeah and this is this is written by stephen melching
who's written a ton of stuff that we watched from the jump i think wrote the first i think
wrote yeah wrote clone wars one wrote ambush the yoda with the with the three troopers
wrote rookies wrote the malevolent stuff wrote bomb bad jedi wrote zillow b strikes back
wrote a sphere of influence, wrote supply lines, wrote the Academy, wrote slaves, the
slave queen arc, has written a ton of it, has written a ton of bangers.
I mean, you know, there's some stuff in here.
Memorable episodes. All memorable. All memorable. I look at the list of this list of
episodes and I think I know what almost all of them are, basically, right? And then it had
wrote Relex of the Republican Wings of the Master this, on Rebel so far, and a bunch of stuff to
come. Relics was the Boys Are Back in Town episode with the, with, with the, with the, with, the, with, the, with the, with the, and then, yeah, we know. Yeah. And then, Wings was the B-Wing episode. So it's like, totally, and, and I say that because I wouldn't, a joke like that would not have popped up in those previous episodes. So, again, I didn't mean to have a 10-minute discussion about it. I was just trying to be, ooh, interesting fact. But it is interesting. And I'm, and I'm, as a writer, I'm curious to see if it sticks, you know,
Um, notably I am now in the, on the IMDB, uh, do you know what he was working on at the
same time?
The Guardians of the Galaxy show.
Okay.
Yeah.
Right.
So like, there's drift.
Yeah.
This is how it happens.
It's interesting, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fascinating.
Yeah.
So the other, other thing we should keep track of, speaking of drift, maybe drifts to the dark
side.
Oh.
Passes over very quickly, but there's a moment where they need to beat up
some stormtroopers, uh, who are about to intervene in the fight against writer and chopper.
And Canaan knocks one of them out. Uh, and then Ezra jumps on one's back, rips his helmet off,
drags him to the ground. We see this from behind. He's straddling his neck and just like hammers him
in the face. And the guy goes slack. And both Canaan and Leah in the reaction shot, particularly
Leia, look a bit concerned.
And it feels like whatever happened may have been more violent than necessarily we see.
Interesting.
And it just did feel like yet another moment where it's like Ezra does something at some point in there, it starts to feel a little nastier than maybe you want to see from a Jedi in training.
I mean, it makes sense, I suppose.
He's in a pretty, I think the fact that a through line through this episode is his continued grief over the realization of his parents' fate.
Like, we are just coming off of that.
So I think I like that we have hints towards him being in a more heightened emotional state through doing like actions like that, like being more heated in a fight or whatever.
and I'm here for just like more rough how like you know I want to I want to see Ezra back I want to see
Ezra ignite a lightsaber through someone's back at one point eventually we'll see I don't know
we'll see if it'll happen it feels like the version of the scene they really wanted is he rips that helmet off
and then full Tarantino just pulverizes somebody's face with that oh with his own or with the helmet
with the helmet
just like
ridiculous like spatters of blood
going everywhere and everyone
and just be like whoa
Ezra
well calm down
yeah
um
yeah let's keep paying attention
dark side Ezra
where are you
who will bring you
who will bring you to us
yet again
I do love the sense of scale
of an almost like
animalistic qualities
the ATATs have
in all this
um
the fact that initially
you're like
these things ain't shit
because the missile fire, like, knocks them down,
but then they get up and each time are more dangerous.
But it does feel like, like, Canaan knocks them out way too easily.
It's like too easy.
Bad booking.
Well, it's the quintessential, you have to be really careful about what you say a
lightsaber is allowed to do.
Yeah.
Once you depict it doing that, you're going to have questions about, like,
well, if you could just carve through,
what can't you just cut through that,
Why can't you just cut through the wall of the Death Star?
Why can't you just cut your way through the star destroy reactor?
Don't give people ammunition.
You know, again, the thing I always say about stuff like that, when I get frustrated
with continuity errors or stuff, it's because something about the storytelling isn't
working and it's giving my mind time to wander.
And then you've also given me something continuity-wise to latch on to and complain about, right?
So, like, if a season from now, they're up against an ATAT and they're like, we can't do anything.
And it's a bad episode.
My mind is going to go, well, what about that time Canaan just cut through its legs?
Like, no big deal.
Like two of them at once in a single motion.
Why can't we just do that again?
And if it's a good episode, that won't enter my mind at all, right?
You know, they've sold it in some other way.
But you're giving bad Austin ammunition.
You're giving frustrated Austin the excuse to be.
mad when I'm already frustrated on something else, you know, which, which again, I will kind
of, uh, we're about to do a Sabine episode and I'm going to say that like I'm frustrated with that
episode, partly because it's a part of a pattern of them missing on Sabine. And if there wasn't
the pattern, I bet I'd like that episode more, you know, sometimes you give me the pattern and it's
not great. Um, Rob, to your point on scale, I just want to shout out, there's a shot
towards the end of this episode of the ships taking off. And there's like, they're lit from
below and you see like the whole little
base and it's just great. It's just really
really pretty. They know
how to shoot ships. Or it's like the moment Sabine looks down
to see what's happening and you get her PO
V shot and it's like so steep
and everyone is so small down there.
It's like oh yeah, she's at the top of like a multi-story
building and that
is how tall these ships are. Yeah.
They do scale and perspective like that
so, so, so well.
Have we seen
these ships before? No.
these are new and will they'll be in the philoni zone i show for the next episode there's an
answer for where they came from which is interesting so because they have they have
they have logos on them that i was like are those are these like clone war era relics like
have these seen action somewhere have we seen chips like this before we have we have seen ships like
that but i it we from a very unique place you know we just tell you or because it's not a big
thing it's the pablo it's the pablo little one-off thing in the in the second philoni zone of the
the set of episodes.
They, in universe, they're just a Clone Wars era ship we haven't seen before.
Or pre-Clon Wars era ship, right?
Because they're from before a time that we've seen.
They're from Cotor.
They're Cotor ships.
Oh, yeah, of course, yes.
These are the sort of like, the ships that you're describing are, they're almost like
the Tantif Four blockade runner style ship, except on its side so that instead of having
the, like, hammerhead front thing, it's a vertical-like.
um tall block and then a long corridor you know center um and they're based on some
co-tor style ships some republic yeah yeah okay now now that definitely i remember seeing those
yeah totally um so the heist doesn't go out without a hitch it has lots of hitches but they
they they do bring it off uh and at the end uh writer is decided he's going to stay behind on lowthall
and continue to work to liberate the planet.
I forget, do they have any sort of interesting sentence?
They just stun Leia and she's like, make it look good.
It's really funny because Ezra doesn't get that that's what he's supposed to do.
She like takes his hand and is like, come on, like, you got to make it look good.
He's stealing my transport.
And he's like, oh, right, we got to make it look good.
And then she steps back and does a little bow to him and is like, you have my permission.
And then he stunts her and then gets.
away, you know.
Damn, I wish I could get stun blasted.
Just go to...
Damn.
Doesn't that sound nice?
It kind of, you know, I bet it hurts.
When you throw in the towel on therapy, I don't, I don't see my therapist anymore.
Just give me the stunblaster, like, once a week.
Way cheaper.
Yeah.
And honestly, like, you're just, you just, you're just stunned.
Yeah, uh-huh.
I don't think that's a good idea.
No, you don't, that's not, you don't like that.
Just like once a week.
it gets sunblasted for a little bit.
It's like when you watch like a mortal combat fatality
and someone's bones all break, you're like, damn, I need that.
I just someone please just.
Someone just fuck me up.
Do that to my neck.
Do that, please do that to my neck.
Scorpion, scorpion, scorpion, just real quick.
Yeah, spin it 360 for me.
Thank you.
I need it.
I need it.
I have to make a confession about this episode.
I kind of love Ezra after seeing him be so sad.
And then when he, Austin's disappointed.
I'm not disappointed.
I couldn't figure out your way in.
And then I, then you said sad.
I don't want, how could I not?
You're not engaging with his Stormtrooper Academy.
How could I not see that that's where I was here.
That's how he was going to get you?
When he, when he was sitting in, in the cockpit.
looking at the of the hologram photo just being so sad I felt I was like damn I'm sad for him I
care about him being sad now and when he come and the part the moment you mentioned earlier
Austin when he like returns to the ship and you know Sabine and everyone are like consoling him
and like we you know we care about you we're here for you I'm said we
here for you
from it
I wish that was me
I wish I could have been there
not really
like not in that way
more so in like
just I care about this kid
like he finds his way
and I hope he figures
his stuff out
like yes
I guess he's 16 now
like he can be kind of
annoying
but like most
16 year olds are
But, you know, I mean, I love teens.
I'm a teen ally.
Don't come for me teens.
Yeah, please don't.
I love teens.
Telling teens not to come for you famously.
That will do it.
If you don't want teens to come own you, you just tell them.
Please, I can't.
I'm just sunblast me and said, please, I can't get owned.
I can't handle it.
But I do feel myself like I'm hopeful that.
And in the next two episodes, he didn't, like, ruin it.
So, you know, I still have this sort of fondness for, for Ezra that I just, yeah, now that he's sad.
Yeah, exactly.
All right.
A lesson for all you, all you young fellas out there.
You want people to really start to warm up to you just shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
And, like, people will be like, people project virtues on to you.
Yeah, it's true.
I thought, oh, yeah, it was this moment.
It was the moment where he's like, oh.
Oh, we got to make this look good.
I wrote, oh, we got to make this look good, quote unquote.
This kid stinks.
Allie's right.
So I had the opposite reaction to this episode, Natalie.
He's in like a slightly like a few, you know, he's in an emotional place right now.
Allie's out of face.
He's skeptical.
He's bonded with Leah a bit and he's resist.
Like he doesn't, his first instance.
instinct isn't a harm isn't to do harm so that's the bar the bar is at his first instinct
isn't to do harm most people just like punch the shit out of that lady just
so yeah so I'm I'm on team Ezra now like I'm like I'm like half of half of my foot is on team
Ezra like like what half of your foot?
You're towing you with one foot in?
Is that the phrase that you're towing in?
This is yours.
Dig up, stupid.
It's a simpsis card.
I'm not calling Natalie Steele.
I like Ezra.
I think I'm generally with you.
If Ezra was a pool, I've got a tow in.
Okay, I see.
Yeah.
Yeah, testing the waters.
Testing the waters.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. All right. So next up, we have protectors of Concord Dawn, needing a secret route around the Imperials. Sabine suggests the Mandalorian system of Concord Dawn. However, while trying to gauge the allegiance of these Mandalrians, Hera and Sabine learned to their cost that they are already serving the empire and Hera is wounded in the ensuing dogfight. While Sabine wants revenge on the Mandalians and their leader, Ace Pilot Fenrao, Canaan still wants to pursue diplomacy.
He managed to make a connection with the disillusioned Rao over their shared experience at a particularly bad battle in the Clone Wars.
But then Sabine is caught while sabotaging the airfield as a backup plan and calls out Fenrow.
She wins their duel non-lethaly to everyone's surprise and blows up their ships.
Then Canaan wing walks his way into Fenrao's face as the Mandalorian attempts to flee the planet aboard his fighter.
Reluctantly, Rao agrees to Grant the Rebels' safe passage, and Sabine and Canaan both.
both end up having made a point about their respective methods.
Now, who could have, who could have foresaw that we, so soon were to get another Sabine
backstory episode.
Who could have foreseen this, uh, this, this, this happening?
Was it you?
It's sort of, a Sabine.
I'm not saying it was a good one.
I'm just saying.
There's parts I quite like
You were like we're going to get more
I like this episode fine
I didn't think we were going to get
it so soon
because we just we were
Just complaining
Yeah we were just complaining
About how bad
Sabine's background
With Ketsu Ketsu Ono
The right right right
Yes
The bounty hunter
Yes
That episode maybe told me more
About Sabine's background than this one
Outside of like a lore drop
We got like a sentence
That means a lot to us
because we're nerds,
but like if we were just watching this show,
that sentence would have meant nothing to us.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but counterpoint.
Yeah.
We got to know a lot about
our new favorite supporting cast member,
Fen Rao.
I hope we get tons of this.
Why do you both,
everybody on the show keeps thinking
these characters are going to come back?
This is a huge introduction for this guy.
What are you talking about?
There's no way.
What, you think they just introduce
an awesome Mandalorian pilot?
maybe he's like
got a cool connection with Canaan
they're not going to
they're not going to investigate that further
I thought he was going to be a part of the crew now
maybe you're right
they're going to be broing the fuck down
like get ready
yeah okay
they do have a background connection
you're right
his
his designated bro is Rex
he's not allowed new bros
we've pros at home is what you're saying
to Canaan right out here
it's not my rule
it's not my rule
I'd love I would love it
I was gonna say I would love an ironcloth
situation for her
for but I don't want an ironcloth situation
I want like the first
like the beginning
and then it stops
and everything's happy
just brothers
I want brothers for
for Caden in general
yeah agree that's fair
yeah
so
So where this all takes off is
It's the real
The thing the episode is about
The tension in it at least is
A question of method
When it comes to reaching out to these Mandalorians
No one knows really what they're up to
No one knows how to like
Reach out to them
Commander Sato
That they're not
We're told that Mandelor is occupied by the empire
But this system
The Concord Dawn system
is not, that this is a Mandalorian system, which is interesting.
Yeah, it feels like an outpost, right?
Like sort of a forgotten outpost, like some, like, also a mercenary company is still
out there.
As a reminder, which we've seen of the Mandalorians.
Right.
Rako Hardeen was supposed to be from here, from the cover story, the cover identity
of Obi-Wan in the Cube, the box arc.
Yeah.
Wow.
So, Commander Sato offers up this opinion, which is that the only thing, the way you talk to the Mandalorians is through violence.
They're warriors and they respect warriors.
You don't come at them with diplomacy.
They'll think you're weak.
Now, there's a bit of essentialism happening there.
I think, Commander, I think if, I think, I think the diplomatic part of building the Rubble Alliance is maybe not Commander Sato's bag.
And we should keep him.
we should maybe not bring hey thanks for waiting waiting in on this one uh commander but you know what
your lane over here yeah we will uh take your advice into consideration and we'll let you know
what we decided to go with but then sabine is like you know that's true my mandoloreans
do think diplomacy is for cowards and do respect violence she says some weird shit here
where she says stuff like um she says stuff like uh
The Mandalorians or like, I know the Mandalorians.
And like, I don't, I don't, she doesn't say I'm a Mandalorian ever.
Yeah.
And maybe that's because she has a, I don't know.
Maybe we'll get more eventually about what her relationship is.
It sounds like she is not down with the cause the way her mother was, exactly, which we'll get into in a little bit.
And so maybe she's like, I know them, but I'm not one of them in that way.
But I expected her to be like, I know firsthand.
how Mandalorians work. You're like, I, I grew up with
Mandalorians. I am a Mandalorian. We value blank, but
she ain't we. She is, she is I
who knows they, you know, and that's
an interesting, that was an interesting departure from
my expectations. Yeah, she, yeah, go on.
She, she does a lot, a lot to
separate herself from
like outside of identifying Mandalorian as
her, where she came from, she definitely does not continue to identify as a Mandalorian,
which is interesting because, I don't know, I'm so confused, yeah, I just, we need to know
more.
I'm so confused as to what being a Mandalorian means right now in the world and how that
will change, like trying to, trying to paint a map.
or paint a path from the Mandalorians of the Clone Wars
through to the Mandalorian?
The Mandalorian TV show.
What, it feels like it starts here a little bit.
Obviously, things like the Dark Sabre predate that and show up in the Mandalorian,
but like, and Death Watch and stuff and, like, the idea of different sects and cults.
But, like, this is where it feels like Faloni has said,
aha, finally, it's time to start talking about the,
various subsects of the besides death watch because before all we had was there's death watch
and then there's peaceful mandolian peaceful mandolian excuse me um and now it's like oh there's also
this other group called the protectors which i don't really know what they are outside of like
they have cool ships you know yeah i yeah um who is this faction right they clearly have very strong
opinions about Death Watch
which
yeah well we'll get to that because
there's sort of a pivotal exchange there
but the thing about the scene
that also kind of bugs me or that they
don't get at is
Sabine's like yeah no diplomacy's
not going to work with the Mandalorians
and then everyone's like
nah I think it will and if we're
going to lean on the fact that like Sabine's the
mandolarian in the room yeah yeah
like to me if someone's
like you know basically
you got to go in there, and it's like the cliche about prison, you know, you just walk,
you got to walk up to someone and punch him in the mouth, right?
You got to start a fight first day.
If that's the rules you're dealing with, with the Mandalorians, and she's telling you that,
then you think people take that a little more seriously.
Instead, Harris, like, no, we'll try to talk.
I mean, the thing is that's kind of confused here is, what she's saying is that is
that is diplomacy for them.
Yes.
We are, the way you communicate is through a show of physical force.
Yeah.
Is communication.
That's not.
That is the negotiation.
Exactly.
And let me tell you, that is what wins the day in the end.
They don't convince them via talking, despite the fact that the end of this episode is them being like, I guess we negotiated.
No, you fucking didn't.
Yeah, but yeah, exactly.
But through ass kicking.
Yeah.
Through mediated form-wise ass-kicking.
Yeah, I mean, it's episode one shit.
It's, what do the Jedi always talk about?
not hostile negotiations
whatever that phrase is the Jedi use and the prequels
that'll kill me
aggressive negotiations
so instead their plan
the trying to diplomacy is they go in
with we're just going to fly in there
and our A-wings
we're going to ask them nicely to join us
and it's very
corny like Harris pitches
we are those who would stand with Concord Don
and they're like
now we work for the empire
and then everyone gets killed
like it's such a bad
like her leads a squadron of fighters in there
and like three pilots get killed
because they sort of just stake it all
on this coin flip of like well maybe
they want to be rebels
and the answer is no they work for the empire
they are they're being used as
basically state troopers
or guardians of this bridge effectively
by the Empire
and also they're really good at this
Fenrow and they're flying these
cool Mandalorian ships
doing the B-wing thing again
like big wing rotating around a central cockpit
pretty cool
and they just they slaughter the rebels
there's this great sequence where there's no music playing
it's just the sound of the ships and the laser blasting
stuff happening and speaking
the B wing, where's the B wing?
You know what you should have brought to this thing?
The B wing or the phantom or the ghost.
It doesn't fit its mission profile.
The mission profile is just jump here and communicate.
I guess that's, they're like, let's not risk the B wing.
Let's just go out there in a wing.
It's fine.
If they did this to A wings, the B wing's not going to, you know what I mean?
It's like, the B wing's a bummer.
Yeah, you're not wrong.
I just think that the A wing was not the, showing up with three A wings to do the negotiation was
not the play. They talk a big game about how like if we brought the whole fleet, we would
have gotten our shit wrecked. Like, I don't know that that's true. Like, they crushed you with
three ships. Like, maybe if you've had 30, it wouldn't have happened. I don't know.
Bring all the A-wings, all the gunships. Yeah. And be like, so we can do this or not?
It's really pretty. By the way, Concordaun has these, like, it's like a giant fucked up planet
that has been like torn to shreds. And then there's two moons. And it's like increasingly, it's like,
like deep like low saturation purple than big bright purple than blue so is a really fun part of
space here has this really great color flow to it that's that's just really pretty so great skybox
oh yeah great skybox uh so harris saves the day through ace piloting but before she can jump out
her ship gets shot and the controls fry out and we cut to Canaan aboard the rebel flagship.
Sabine comes in first warning him that it went bad and Harrah's hit bad and we see Harris like
knocked unconscious in her in her crippled away and they get her out she is in the ICU bed basically
of the rebel flagship.
And now the question becomes, what do we do?
Sabine's like, I want revenge.
Gotta, got to make these,
got to make Fenrow and his,
his gang pay for what they did to Hara.
And Canaan's like, no,
let's try diplomacy some more.
We do get a good line.
Which, uh,
which is that or no, it wasn't the,
uh, when it,
is it right if they make planet fall?
The,
you know,
your diploma.
Your Jedi philosophy stuff.
Oh, yeah, she says, that's why we're at war.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it?
Is that one we're at war?
It's just so, like, I think it shows the narrowness of the Phoenix Squadron in general's perspective as a whole.
And I mean, especially Sabine's here.
I respect that the Jedi philosophy stuff doesn't work for everyone.
I appreciate that.
I respect that.
I don't think it's why the galaxy is at war currently.
It's very funny.
It's very funny that she's like,
this shit sucks, actually.
We have to have a different way of doing it.
And just, again, like,
that's a way in which she does get to feel like a Mandalorian,
even if she isn't saying that that often.
And also, there are times in this episode where she says,
like my people are blah blah blah so it's all she never says it it's just that sometimes she
seems like she skirts away from it and sometimes she is more direct um uh but but yeah that is that is
i'm glad that she is on that side of it and like that's part of what makes this team work is
is is you know you need someone who's just here to blow stuff up sometimes you could not have a
team of four or five canons it would not work i guess there's a weird there's a weird thing
happening here that what you just said made me realize is that like the reason why Sabine
keeps feeling undersold is that like she doesn't get to be the one who provides the
Mandalorian perspective because like all of that Lauren stuff is going to be coming from
the MPC of the week.
She has like this backstory that's being hinted at but like in theory she should be the one
running this mission.
Right.
Like the fact that everybody is.
like, oh, well, let's just do it a different way, and you should stay home is weird,
especially when, like, she hasn't been utilized in the show.
Right.
This is what I mean before when I'm like, it's a pattern.
This, she goes on this mission twice.
She doesn't get to, it's not her mission, you know?
And it feels like it would be better, an episode would be better suited to let her own the mission
than to be along for the ride twice and need to get saved from it the first.
time and then like sort of screw it up the second time without it being up it's not from her
perspective right she's in the camera but canaan is the perspective character in the most of the
episode and hera is in the beginning and that's kind of like it's it's a it's a weird thing i don't
know i it just doesn't quite i we'll talk about the next episode which is the zeb episode
and the zeb episode is like all in on zeb and i wish we had gotten an all in on sabine episode
this episode, where we really, I don't know, it's, it's, so far we had two Sabine episodes
this season and both of them leave me going, are you holding back on Sabine? Because you
know there's a lot more coming later. Are you trying to drip feed it for us? Like, what's how,
what is the strategy here? Because it's not landing for me right now. Yeah, and there's a really
good point there are characters that like you can leave them so ambiguous like hinted they're
being an inner life or something like make them sort of a mysterious figure on the show and build
suspense and mystique around them for a while doing that but they haven't done that because the
problem is we don't know very much about her but she's not a closed book she doesn't feel like a
closed book I mean that's the other problem like it feels like character who's always more than ready
to volunteer her opinion or volunteer something about herself.
But then we just don't know very much about it
because there hasn't been much interesting to say
when that occurs.
And so we're kind of left wondering,
where does she fit here?
And I don't think it helps that we get a much more compelling character
in this.
When Canaan goes and infiltrates the base,
like we've had a lot of characters get like,
You know, we've got a lot of no-cell interactions on this show.
Fenrow being there with two bowls to sit down and break bread with Canaan before he even walks in the room.
Yeah.
Is awesome.
The guy is just cool.
And like immediately, like, start, like, they do the thing where they sit down at the table.
It's, this is a Michael man type moment, right?
It's, it's like, you do it.
you do best. I shoot down Ripple pilots. Exactly. And they realize they, I mean, they have
an overlap, which we, I don't know that we mentioned exactly, but Canaan's final,
Canaan lost his master at the battle of Megito III or something like that. And while there,
uh, or in that big battle, uh, maybe that wasn't where she, maybe that wasn't where,
no, that's right because that's also where Keati Mundi dies actually. No, but I think it's a
Clone Wars battle, not a, not a, not a, or a 66 battle.
But those are the same, remember?
That's the whole point, is Kiyadi Mundi was surrounded by dudes in a battle, and then they
turned on him in the middle of that battle.
That's that battle.
I'm 90% sure.
But he's there, and he at some point in that ongoing fight, his squadron saved
Canaan and Canaan's master.
So they have this fun overlap.
They're both old soldiers.
They both lived through that war.
They both can connect on that level.
also all of this stuff is
I don't know how much
it works for me but there's a real like
they're going for Western here
there are some like musical twangs
there's a lot of like the way
the stuff is shot and eventually there's a firefight
where they like hide behind cover in a real
Western way
it doesn't not
it feels a little out of place for me
but it all works
and there's a sort of like two old gunslingers
at the bar
but then they do the gunslinging
because the the
The call it moment comes with Sabine.
Right.
And so there's a little bit of like,
we got to get Sabine in here somehow,
so she's going to be the gunslinger here.
Right.
And that's where it kind of,
you have like two big confrontations
happening back to back
that feel a bit clumsily thrown together.
And me being me,
I'm always going to prefer the one where like people are talking, right?
Like she gets the part where we just get to,
I think this is the other thing.
the the the the the duel uh the the quick draw duel the showdown right she only works if
it's properly framed by some like two guys two characters drawing pistols is not inherently
interesting the whole reason the the motif works is because you feel a sense of stakes you don't
feel the stakes were built up with different character and now it's kind of like all right well
now something else is happening right right so being
wants to kill this guy, and she's going to draw and shoot at him.
And there's no extra emotional leverage there.
The emotional stuff comes from Canaan would like not to kill him and like to work something out.
But the dual, I'll be honest, like, she invokes the sort of like, I'm a Mandalorian.
I invoke the rule of, you know, personal combat.
I forget the exact name of it.
It's like she said, invoke the code to seek justice by single combat.
There we go.
And so challenges their leader, basically, to a one-on-one fight.
And because of how it's delivered, and it feels when she delivers it almost like a gag,
or not a gag, but like a gimmick to try to, like, get ahead.
RPG, role knowledge of Andoran culture.
Right, exactly.
Their duel doesn't even feel like a duel because it doesn't resolve like a duel.
She shoots the guns out of his hands.
and then it turns into a rolling gun fight, right?
It's not the showdown at noon, you know?
It's not the shootout at the OK corral or what.
I mean, it is.
It's a shootout.
It's not a duel.
And so it turns into a big rolling fight.
And I don't know.
Yeah, it's bizarre that it's, I think, one, a couple things threw me off in this encounter.
One was the fact that one of the one of the protective.
kind of responds to Sabine invoking the code
and says, like, oh, we haven't done that
since the Clone Wars, or we haven't done that
since the empire, since we started working
with the empire or something, and Sabine responds
it is like, well, is the empire in charge
or is Mandelor?
And that is like what convinces them to allow her
to do the duel, I guess.
But I thought that was like, I'm, again, like, where is Mandalorian culture at right now?
Not just that.
For me, like right before that, there is a, she makes a reference to family.
And the rest of them are like, oh, yes.
Oh, well, that's pretty fucking rich.
Yeah, they ask her who she is and she's like, I'm family, family ren.
But the implications they don't have family names that mean anything, which makes me feel like we're dealing with a different brand of Mandalorian here.
Well, when they, when she says that she's from House Vizla, they say, oh, so you're from Death Watch, you're a traitor.
And she's like, I don't.
My mom was.
Yeah, she's like, I don't, you know, abide by whatever my mom did or whatever.
So, wait, did we know that Sabine was Vizla?
No, this is the reveal.
It feels like it should land hit harder.
But again, the ways this is fumbling with it is like.
yeah that it's it's kind of thrown in there like oh yeah well i'm
you know what it is it's like it's it's a either sabine is convinced
she's a very big deal and not pulling it off or the show is like man
sabine's such a big deal and we're still sitting there being like
why though like you need to like give us a reason like why is
why is destiny attached to this character yeah uh it's time to go to the
Lonely zone. Yes. We can talk a little about some
Mandalorian stuff. Here. Let's
let me screen share. If Discord will let me
let me. Discord. Please
work for me. Okay, here we go. Rebels recon
212 starting at 104.
Three, two, one, go.
See more of Sabine's story in Protector of
Concord Don. Is there anything else you can tell us right now?
What I love about Sabine's story, it's unfolding. We're getting more and more bits about her
history, where she comes from, and kind of why she left the Imperial Academy and her connection to
larger Mandalorian factions we've heard about. These are all the questions I have.
We wanted to get more into the story of who she is and where she comes from. This episode kind of
starts us down that path. You start to understand where Sabine's mother's affiliation was.
I would argue that Sabine's mothers in the throne room
when Previsla gets killed and Darth Mall takes over.
You would argue?
You could just say she was.
She's there, just out of frame.
Of exploration that Dave and I did back during the Clone Wars.
He had this rather elaborate tapestry in mind
of how the various Mandalorian clans connect to one another
and what the tensions may have been in the timeline leading up to the
It's all here.
A rather elaborate tapestry.
Can you explain more about exactly what House and Clan represent within the Mando
culture. It's all structured, kind of like a pyramid structure to me. There was a ruler of
Mandelor. The ruler of Mandelor has for themselves the protectors, and they make up these
King's God. This is important. Oh my God. This man has bringing so much money to make headcan real.
Yeah, dude. Houses are like the big faction. There would be house Crees, which is Sateen,
house Vizla, and beneath them, they have clans. Multiple clans will work under a house. So they're
like smaller families.
Wren is one of these families that has actually
allied with Vizla.
We learned that Sabine is House Ren, Clan Vizla,
and that's really important for fans of the Clone Wars.
Have you gotten a chance to see me?
Not, is it?
I mean, not press me on this.
He's like, you gotta do your homework.
I was like, no, tell me.
Like, what can I watch to sort of have a better understanding
before we record this?
So he told me which episodes would serve me well to watch.
I realize, I understand the importance
of that Vizla name.
A lot happened with the Mandalorian.
in the Clone Wars.
But this is the first time we've seen them in this era.
What has happened with them since we last saw them?
Great question.
The untold story of the end of the Clone Wars would have centered on the tensions on Mandelor
and would have left the planet in a certain condition.
After the end of the Clone Wars,
Mandelor was very likely occupied by the Republic.
And that became the Empire.
And because Mandelor has a lot of political power in the Senate and also are known as a military power,
the Empire probably has like a soft occupation, meaning they probably
probably found someone that could control
within Mandalorian society or leadership
and put them in charge.
We're thinking how does Mandelor deal with the Empire
and how does the Empire deal with Mandelor?
And that's something that we're gonna get into.
I hope so.
Sorry, Chopper's here now watching videos.
We're just watching Deroid Splats, Lull.
No, it's not cool to watch videos when you're supposed to be working.
You should probably turn it off.
That's like watching Snuff film.
Yeah.
MOLBOLS.
I forgot my notebook.
Chopper, dude, you're still watching it.
Chopper's such a liar.
We're still going.
If you don't do it three times, the bit is not done.
That's right.
Roll of three.
But when I emailed him this morning, he said he was out of office.
That's not stopping me.
Right now we are on here.
We are angry at the Skywalker Ranch
and see, we can track him down.
Let him have a day off.
This is a Sunday.
Herolo finally found you.
Hey, I thought a question.
So Darth Cinema wants to know.
Relays ships from the newest episode.
Hammerhead cruisers from Knights of the Old Republic.
There we go.
Nice callback.
Well, there's two ways to answer there, right?
From the perspective of the universe, what are those things?
We think they are more or less modern ships,
but they were deliberately designed in an old style
to throwback to a different time of shipbuilding.
But then from the outer universe perspective, yeah, they were absolutely a callback to Knights of the Old Republic.
There's a lot of fans of that game involved in production.
So whenever we can kind of make a nod to that, and it makes sense.
Don't be surprised.
There we go.
Nice.
Thanks, Pablo.
Even by Pablo standards, he works with too many fucking nerds.
That's true.
That's true.
All right, what's this?
Another Cotaur callback?
Yeah, okay.
Sure.
Yeah, if you got to do it, fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
I would need you to know that there is.
The next episode, we're not going to watch the next Rebels Recon, but on the next Rebels Recon, they continue the gag about him being out of office.
And she calls him on a video phone while he's on a boat.
And the question that gets asked comes in from, let's see here, from Quarks Rilsma, who says, is Sabine's father, Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Is Ray Sabine's daughter with Ezra?
and he goes, no, and the video cuts out.
That's very good.
That's really funny.
It's very good.
They're having fun.
They're having fun.
They're having fun.
So, I think we just got some insight, though, on why this ain't working, which is there.
So, throw all this.
Everyone's trying to make a show about Star Wars shit.
And Filoni has an elaborate tap.
that the lore master of Star Wars is like trying to find kind words around like, this is a lot.
This is a lot to take in.
I think he might be in on it, Rob, because he, I think he said, maybe he said, he said, didn't he say
Faloni and I had a lot of conversation?
Dave and I had a lot of conversations.
Yes.
Okay, I guess you could read that different ways.
You get lots of conversations you don't want to have.
I'm not letting Pablo off the hook.
These boys wanted to make the Mandalorian.
And they said, we've got to start feeding information about what's up with land in the back into this show.
And that's important.
Sabine's mom was probably right there in the throne room.
She just didn't have any lines.
We didn't see her.
And we never heard of her.
And then like, here's all the stuff about Mandalorian culture and society that we're going to start.
Like, we've got it all mapped out, folks.
And I feel like some of the stuff ain't landing in part because they're like, we're going to, we're slowly.
parceling out, like, where she fits in all this.
Right.
But without that context, we're sitting there being like, I, I struggle to see, like,
this ain't resonating.
And it's not, doesn't feel like it's building toward a grand reveal.
At most, it's stuff that kind of makes you go, huh, which is kind of how I reacted to the
exchange between her and the other Mandalorians was like, huh, that's an odd interaction.
Like, they didn't know, didn't know that about her mom and feels like they, like they, like,
Like, it feels like, even though they were both Mandalorians, they define that differently and see that differently.
But it doesn't feel illuminating.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're doing a very slow walk and to hear them be really excited about like, ooh, we're leaving these little crumb trails is like, where in the second half of season two?
Yeah.
I, you know, I have a good sense of the rest of these.
characters. That's it, yeah. And part of it is like, for instance, I know a big Hara thing
is coming, right? What Hara's backstory is has not been fully elaborated for the show yet.
And nevertheless, I feel like I have a good sense of who Hara is as a person, as a character.
Her episodes have not been all timers, but they've given me a sense of who she is, where she's
come from, why she believes what she believes in.
Maybe part of this is down to character acting, too.
Hara's just so well delivered constantly.
I'm not taking shots at Sabine's voice actor necessarily either, but just like,
Hara really has it, has that energy on screen where like she can own a scene.
I don't know that Sabine's ever owned a scene.
Sabine's been in some cool scenes.
Sabine's done some cool actions or whatever.
But again, we've talked about Sabine a lot on the show as
being a really busy character in terms of like, what's her deal?
Well, she's an ex-mandelorian who went to the Imperial Academy and she's into explosives
and also she does graffiti and art.
She's a big artist.
And that's just like a lot to, it's a lot of, that's a lot of shallow water.
Yeah.
Like, what about character qualities?
Also, she was a bounty hunter briefly.
Right.
What about like shy or confident?
Like, let's break it.
down because I generally like the thing with Sabine is I don't I could give you like a mock situation in which like I could I could write like a Phoenix squadron adventure you know and this is Harrah's role and this is Zeb's role and this is you know everyone and when you say role there you don't mean does explosions you mean narrative characterological role exactly for the story
Hey, this is the character who's going to prod at someone's weaknesses and try to get them to change what they believe or, you know, get them to explode in a fit of rage.
And this character is going to be their support structure and da-da-da-da.
Exactly, exactly.
And Sabine, I don't have much to go on beyond is going to mounts up explosives somewhere.
And that's just, like I said, we're too far into the show for this to still be a question.
Sabine has affiliations and, like, an inventory, a character inventory, but is like,
is like Bethesda protagonist coding.
We haven't found her logs yet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It feels like there's, there's like a writer disinterest here even, because, like, the fact that, like,
Sabine has to sneak onto the ship to get into the second part of this episode, and there's
no like, you know, with what you did last time, I can't let you do this. Like, you know,
there's no like, there's no reason for Canaan not to trust her. There's no like digging into
why that decision would be made. It's just like, oh, I guess it would be funny, which I, you know,
maybe she smells bad. Have we considered that she smells bad and no one wants her to be around
and it doesn't come through visually? Like maybe in season four. She didn't seem like she's not bad.
But we're always talking about how Zeb smells. It's a way to.
They're disinterest, but if they were to be smelled, I would know about it.
It's true.
Everyone hates how that smells.
You're right.
You're right.
I don't want to fly with the Batman.
Sorry.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
Oh.
So it is, there's a little bit of, you know.
But the last, are we at the end?
There's the big fight.
She bought, so they do the duel.
They do the gun duel.
First of all, why is it a Western standoff to, like,
I said, I don't know where that themeing comes from here because the rest of the episode doesn't
feel like a Western in any way. I mean, it's like, it's really tortured because the idea is
we need to get our caravan through the wilderness. But the wilderness is patrolled, but I don't know
why I'm doing this voice. The wilderness is patrolled by the Mandalorians. And so we got to make
peace with the Mandalorians, right? That's the premise that's sort of westerny, if that's what
you're going to, if you're going to, but they don't dress it up enough until the Barcy.
The bar scene is like a classic two old duelists in the saloon pour on each other drinks and then there's the gun duel and then it turns into a Western firefight, but like, it's out of nowhere.
The other thing is like, and sorry, this is like, Fen, we learn a lot about him.
Like, good, good pilot was a war hero.
Doesn't believe in anything anymore.
Right.
Just wants to take the money and also doesn't like the empire, but if the money is,
on the table right now, let's live
well while we can before like the
curtain gets brought down on all of us. And
classic cynical position
you're not going to win this fight against the
empire. You guys aren't.
You're not strong enough to win that fight.
Why would I ever side with you?
Prove it to me. Right?
And again, this is the wild thing
is Sabine's right. That
is the way that he thinks. She knew
that from the beginning of the episode.
And then the story,
the episode pretends it the lesson
is that she was wrong
and that
you're like again she doesn't kill him
but there's the part that I wanted to talk about is the is the end
is the is the is the
moral of the story so yeah big gunfight
they the
uh ral tries to get away
canaan climbs on his ship
and like there's some like daring
do you know
he he ends up stabbing into the ship
with a lightsaber which is sick and then like
it grabs him and jumps into
the other ship that that Sabine is
piloting, really fun high wire actiony stuff that mostly works for me. Natalie, do you want to
set up this, this finale, the end in the conversation and whatever, whatever you want to talk
about here? No. Oh, you don't. You don't want to? No, I just, it's so disappointing.
Oh, okay. So disappointing. No, I mean, it's, so what happens, I'm like, all, all I,
all I can say is that Sabine and Kane or first they come back in and
and hera's woken up right and she and that's when this like we take prisoner's now line
happens which is just we already yeah we discussed that and then
I think I forget exactly like what led up to. Does anybody have the conversation before the raised right point? Yeah, I mean, I mean, what happens is so the beat here that we're missing is they, so they've captured Rao and he calls back and said, they call him rather, his men call him. And Canaan lets him answer and he says, hey, I'm okay. From now on, let the rebels through. Let them through. Don't interrupt them.
don't attack them. It's fine for now, right? And the idea that gets explained between Ezra and
Canaan and then a little bit through, through Hera and Sabine, is the empire is not going to come
rescue him. If they know that they've lost the Mandalrians here, they're just going to come
wipe everybody out, right? So for now, he'll be a prisoner and play along and let them all
go through because the alternative is he loses the ground he has and he loses his people.
And so then she goes in to, Sabine goes in to talk to Hara and is like, hey, we captured him.
You know, I hear we're taking prisoners now.
And Sabine says, it's better than the alternative.
You know, we're not at war with the protectors.
And we didn't need to take their lives.
There's no reason to take their lives if we didn't have to.
And Hara says, you're sounding more like a Jedi than a mandolone.
And then Sabine says, I guess I was raised right, which the thing for me there is that-
Who were you raised by?
I thought you were raised by, oh, who the fuck?
What are you talking about?
Weren't you raised by Mandalorians or are you talking about the Imperial Academy?
No, I'm just talking about her mom and dad.
That's a way to tell your parent figure that you accept them as your parent, right?
That is a like, you're my mom.
Not having to do that.
She was a bounty hunter
She was paying rent
She was paying rent
You know
We keep going back to
You are also my parents
I'm some glad I found you
After those years
Of working as a bounty hunter
Oh
No remember it was like
A year is what Pablo ends up saying
He's like well there was like a year between
To me that's enough though
How many bounties did you bring it
That's a real question
Is it like you call yourself
Like, is it like, yeah, wow, true.
I worked as a writer for a while.
It's like, well, where did you get public?
I didn't.
I did.
But I really wrote a bunch of tweets that year.
Yeah.
I mean, for me, the thing that's interesting is the goalpost moving, right?
Because at the beginning of the episode, the conversation is, do we use force or diplomacy?
And at the end, it's did we kill them or capture them?
Those are two different sets of stakes, right?
And in fact, again, Sabine's original point and Sado's was the Mandalorians respond to force.
Mandalorians respect power.
So we should go in and clown on them and then that's how we do it.
You know, I think maybe Sato is all the way to conquest, right, is all the way to we should go in, see what we're up against, attack them, right?
And then Canaan is like, we should go talk to them.
And Sabine is the one who has it right from the jump, which is, no, they don't respond to quote unquote diplomacy.
They respond to force.
And so for her to now, like, you know, I was just raised right.
And I believe in diplomacy now.
I believe in the Jedi way, actually, a little bit.
It's just, it's weird.
They couldn't let her have the dub, you know.
It's so weird.
Especially because I think you could, you could spend the episode as, to accept both their approaches are vindicated, right?
Right.
Like that.
Right.
That's the classic children's cartoon ending is we needed, we need a little bit of your plan and a little bit of my plan.
We couldn't have done it without you, Sabine.
She doesn't get that.
Well, I think the other, like, the weird thing for, and part of this is just sometimes the script doesn't get refined, right?
Again, the Clone Wars version of this is an arc.
I know.
And instead, we had it happen.
in 23 minutes.
Yeah.
Because think about how differently
this goes if instead of
Sabine making the escape
with Hera.
Hair gets captured.
No, Sabine gets captured.
Sure.
And we have the conversations
with Rao being between
like then you can do your
Mandalorian exploration shit.
You can do all that.
You have the space to have
Rowe.
Because Rao doesn't say
shit about Death Watch really, right?
It's the other guy say you're a traitor.
We don't know what he believes
about Death Watch.
I mean,
it's actually kind of weird
that he was flying cover missions
for the Republic back in the day
because Mandelor was demilitarized
and it's kind of weird that it went that way.
Yeah.
But again, I just want to know more about Fenrow.
But the other part of this is...
You're so on board.
You are the number one Fenrao fan.
He's so cool.
Like, what do you want me to say?
I do hope we get more of him now
because you're so...
You love him so much, you know?
He reminds me of like, you know,
the first season of Sanson.
There's that really hot British aristocrat dude
He's so mean, mysterious.
Sanditin is the adaptation, Allie's looking confused,
of an unfinished Jane Austen novel
that is about a, like a British seaside resort town
that's trying to be built with lots of investment money.
It doesn't go great.
But Jane Austen startup culture type.
I've only seen the first season,
but I really like the first season.
First season whips.
that actor does not reprise his role
in the second season is kind of the problem
with season two is that they can't
he moves on but the good news is he's on
Netflix as the gentleman doing the same
dark mysterious omnacompetent presence
so good times
point is y'all didn't follow this
there was a much of controversy about Sanditin because there was a
hand job in like episode two or three
and everyone was like there's not
hand jobs and Jane Austen stuff
let them in hand jobs
that's what I'm saying
so you're telling you're telling me that
era where like everything is about people getting married or not there wasn't a little like yeah
out on the lawn damn anyway it's good people should watch it it's like it's i think the pitch i gave to
you rob was like it's like jane austin meets deadwood which is a kind of a self-perity yeah it meets
deadwood yeah uh-huh because it's like it's this little frontier town it's just the frontier town
in england you know and it's like dusty and dirty and they don't have a shitty is a shitty part of the
coast, and they're like, we're going to build a city of dreams here.
And so you have all these rich people, part of it from, that's like, Deadwoody is, you know, part of the best bits of early Deadwood.
I mean, throughout, but it's like, people showing up to Deadwood and being like, oh, I am rich.
I don't belong here.
This is not a place I should be.
Time to get rolled.
Time to get fucking rolled.
And like, you know, it's a lot of rich people out in Sanditon being like, oh, we're going to, this is going to be a great place to live one day if this weird, you know, real estate venture comes through.
but if it doesn't, and until then,
I don't get to have a bath, you know?
Also, I'm just going to say this.
Oh, my God.
You can't argue, like,
Jane Austen wrote Lydia Bennett.
Yeah.
There's 100% hand jobs in Jane Austen.
Like, 100%.
You tell me, Lydia Bennett.
Come on.
No, I don't think so.
Come on.
Keep up, you know, grow up.
Grow up.
So, anyway.
But I think, like, imagine how different this episode is.
If, like, if the other part is,
maybe because it's their children's cartoonie.
The thing they've had, a bomb is not a super subtle weapon is the problem.
Like a bomb going off is not like, ooh-hoo, good fun hijinks.
And they've tried to do that with the art bomb thing where it's like her bombs go off and it's showers of color.
Whoa, what happened to my tie fighter?
But I do feel like the where this would kind of fit is like the willingness to be like,
it's kind of, it is kind of compelling watching her go under command of thing.
I think they undercut it by the fact she just bongs her head.
blows her cover and like hangs on the side of his ship to hide they can't give her a win but
you can imagine her like basically you know bending fenrow's arm back by by saying like I've wired
this whole place to blow like we either do it my way or this whole place is going up either way so
you can imagine various versions of this but it has to lean in on the fact that Sabine is the kind
of person who will blow a lot of shit up yeah and the kind of
a person will blow a lot of shit up is, I think, by definition, going to be okay with a little
morally gray outcomes. And I think that's maybe the thing they're missing with this character
is like, Canaan's always going to be on the side of the angels. He's trying to raise
Ezra the same way. Hair is a bit more of a realist about the nature of the world.
Zeb and Chopper are kind of down for whatever. But like, if we're going to say like,
especially about a show about the like the nascent rebellion where you would see sabine's
ability kit sort of slot in is like I'm willing to be a little less precise in my violence
I'm willing for things to be a little more definitive as far as the outcome but they have to
keep sort of shoehorning it into nobody dies except the odd stormtrooper in full armor who just
goes down yeah yeah we don't get um and maybe we'll get
there. Maybe we'll saw Guerrera's in the picture. Sabine can be a big saw booster, you know.
But yeah, let's blow some shit up. Maybe that'll work out. We'll see.
Fingers, fingers crossed. But either way, that is, that is protectors of Concord Don. We move on to
Legends of the Lestat.
No. Ezra. Legends of the Lassat.
Yeah, Lestat has not showed up. We have, we have not moved into the Anne Rice averse.
We do not have a hot vampire rock star.
That would be great.
Yeah.
More vampires and Star Wars, please.
The crew of the ghost is thrown into chaos when a mysterious and compelling stranger shows up.
I mean, you know, there are some mysterious strangers that you show up.
There sure are.
Ezra surprises the ghost by leading them on a rescue mission based on a tip from Honda and their targets turn out to be.
Hondo apparently is now just farming,
diming people out and then betraying.
It's actually the best,
it's the best scheme we've seen how Hondo come up with.
It's like crop rotation.
He sells people out to the empire,
then sells the empire out to the rebels
to rescue the people Hondo sold out,
and he's just kind of rolling it.
It gets paid four times off one job.
Anyway,
I can't believe we already have another Hondo episode this quick.
Their targets turn out to be a pair of Lassat,
one of which is an exciting new Cron edition.
Lassat. The crone is a Lassat seer, Chava the Wise, who tells Zeb he has a destiny to lead
them to a new home for the Lassat. Her companion, Gron, is a former subordinate of Zebs in the
Honor Guard, but in the wake of Lassan's fall has renounced violence. Ezra, frankly,
loves this shit, and he wants to get down with Lassat's groovy way of connecting to the force.
Zab is much more resistant, seeing Gron and Chava reflections of his failure as a warrior and his
lost faith in the ways of his people.
Fortunately,
Hondo, and of all people, Agent Callis,
show up to force Zeb into a kind of religious revival,
as he must trust in prophecy and his role in it to guide the ghost through treacherous black hole cluster.
On the side of it,
Zeb finds not the grim refugee camp for the few surviving Lassots he expected,
but the legendary world of Lirassan, the original home world of the Lassat.
just off screen
my people are great
what do they look like
what's the world like that don't worry about that
you the camera is no cameras
we spent half a season creating
crone we basically turned
we basically made bam bam big
from the Flintstones
it's big bam bam
but purple with white hair
but we're not allowed to go to the planet
we spent all our budget on these new characters
so no going to the planet
It's a really beautiful episode
The ghost can come back any time
Do you say that?
Yeah
We got a Zep episode
This is the first Zep episode
This season, like real
Do we get any other Zabaps?
Yeah
You can count the first
Season episode
Where like
Callis almost kills him
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah I think that that's right
Yeah but I meant this season
I guess some of the Zeb
The Zeb have beef
Had beef with like the
The sort of had beef with
clones on the first
with the second arc or whatever
and we just haven't like a Zeb episode
until now this season though
yeah
I'm happy to have one
yeah
that's cool
happy to have one we get a new word
for the force
oh yeah
ashla
which is apparently from
George's original or some book of
George's some notes of George's
George once wrote that the
There are words for
The Force are
I want to say it's like Ashla
and Bogan or something like that
Which is like the dark side
So those are just random
Like he was just like
Al-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-hla
I mean I think the way it's presented
Here is that they are
tied to
This other cultures
understanding of the force, right?
So, yeah.
You know.
It's an episode.
I like when I get to see another culture have some relationship to the force and they get to do stuff that the Jedi don't do.
I like that Zeb gets to do some weird force mysticism shit where he reveals that his gun actually extends all the way out to like a wizard staff.
And it can like interact with space and space map.
magic and guide them into like a weird galactic Philip Glass concert like yeah I wasn't I if you
would have asked me like what is Zeb's backstory gonna be like what do you think what do you
think he's hiding I would not have guessed he's a oh a secret warrior wizard yeah I don't
One of them is a warrior wizard.
I think he, I think he, I read it as him being like part of a prophecy.
And so in this moment he can do some warrior wizard shit.
But I bet once this episode's over, he doesn't actually get to keep doing it.
This is a different, this isn't Uncle Zeb.
This is like a different Zeb.
No, no.
Now listen, here's the thing about an uncle.
An uncle always has some time unaccounted for.
And you're like, wait, where was it?
Where was Uncle during?
Where was Unk at?
Unk was gone from 97 to 99.
What happened?
And sometimes Unk had gone on, you know, a world tour and like was with Greenpeace trying
to like, you know, do some environmentalism.
Sometimes Unk had gotten into some like local underground racing circuits.
Sometimes Unk went to get his electrician's license but then got banned as an electrician.
And I think like what we learned about about.
about Zeb is that Unk had been the captain of the Royal Guard.
Which he says he forgot, which is a lie.
Wait, I think we already knew that, though.
We knew he was a member of the Royal Guard, but no one knows that he was the captain.
Yeah, that's true.
I think everybody thought, oh, yeah, you were like a, you were like a soldier.
You were like a house guard.
You're part of like the Royal, whatever.
But he's like, the guy.
He was like the guy in his culture.
and now he's just a guy
which is the most uncle thing there is
because that's why he's around
if you're the uncle who's around
the core family unit
that's because you're not
you've decided I want to be part of this family
I'm not off going to be my own thing
you know like
Unc belongs to the crew now
because he ain't busy doing hero shit
you know right right he's retired
from
His former life.
Right, when he was a drag car racer or whatever.
Exactly.
And now he's, he's, he's just, it's about spending time with his nieces and nephews.
With his nieces and nephews.
He's just around.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I hear that.
I hear that.
And for him it was, oh, I was part of this prophecy that I never told you about, I guess.
That's the thing for me is like he, he knew he was a part of it.
I don't think he.
It's not just that there was a problem.
prophecy that's like, oh, so the prophecy is basically, there is a warrior, there are three
people that will find the way to, uh, the land of the Lassat, like the, the, the, Lera, something,
Lira, I didn't write down, I should have written it down, Lera Saan, Lera, yeah, and, um, there
is the warrior, uh-huh, the child, uh, and the fool.
Yeah. And the, and the child must save the fool and thereby save the warrior as well.
Yeah. But it's also weird because the way that it's, the thing that she says is the child, and then there's the child to destroy him, to destroy the warrior? What are you talking about? And then she says, then the warrior, the child has to save the warrior and the fool. So there's a lot of classic, strange prophecy talk that contradicts itself.
in ways
and they're like
drawn stuff
and chalk on the ground
I you know
none of the stuff
super hits for me
but like
you know
it's a Zeb episode
and I can tell you
a lot about
what Zeb's deal is
again in contrast
to the last episode
that we just saw
we get lots of Zeb
you know
the thing that you're talking about
happens
the high level again
Hondo has sold out
these Lassat
they rescue the
Lassot, Hondo gets captured, everybody escapes, and then they begin doing this ritual.
And like you said, the ritual is the child, the fool, and the warrior, they draw it out.
They start doing some chanting.
Like you said, Ezra likes to do the chanting.
Yeah, he hops in.
He hops in.
Zeb leaves, and Ezra goes and talks to Zeb, and we get the heart to heart.
Zeb being like, well, I'm a fuck up is the thing.
You need to understand Ezra.
I don't have the belief that we're going to find anybody.
They're all dead, you know.
I was there.
This is my big burden to carry.
You know, I fought, I did the best we could.
I held the palace, but there was a bomb.
The bomb went off.
And then when I woke up, you know, I'd been rescued by Canaan and Hara.
And then that's that, you know?
And so the, the, we get at least Zeb's pouring.
out his soul, you know, and in some ways it does feel like, we'll get more, I'm sure. We'll get
more of something. Maybe we will get to Lear-San on a future episode and get to see it. Maybe we'll
get further development of Zeb and his relationship to his people. We know that, remember,
Callis has some relationship to his people that we know we'll get developed out at some point.
I don't know if you all remember that from season one. It was a while ago. Well, isn't the gun that
that Zeb has taken off
Callis? Yeah, Callis had
I don't know if, I think they maybe both had one.
I don't remember exactly.
I thought he like exterminated them.
I thought he was like part of the genocide or whatever.
Yeah, that sounds right.
So I bet that comes back up, right?
But it feels like in contrast to the Sabine stuff,
they're more willing to be like, yeah, okay, here it is.
Here's Calis' deal.
He was part of a prophecy.
He found the home world.
All right, we're done with that.
here. And I actually think that might be better because now that's been done, we can build from that instead of it being like hung over our heads for another two seasons while they slowly develop it. Maybe I'll eat all these words and say I'm wrong because they'll have stuck the landing with Sabine. I'll be really happy that they slow rolled it. But we are watching three episodes a week. I cannot fucking imagine watching this week to week with huge breaks between seasons and be like, is Sabine ever going to get to be a person? You know?
Yeah, I'd like
Like I liked this one
It's it's cute
Like I like the the hijinks with
Hondo
The Honda hijinks
Yeah like you know
It's it's good like him like
Leaning in on his uncle relationship with Ezra
Like wow like this kid's a real piece of shit
Just like me I'm so proud
And just sort of gleefully selling everyone out
Basically to their faces
But the other part I did like was that
the thing I like that they handled here
Zeb could be a tricky character to give a meaty episode two
because Zeb is so often used for comic relief
and it's such a
again like the dirtbag uncle character
that to have him sort of express real shame and doubt
like this could strike as discordant
but the weird thing is I think they're dialed in enough on Zeb
that you totally buy that like outside the persona he has on the ghost
there's this other life he led that went real real bad
And not just that, but like to a degree the, I don't know, the lack of seriousness, everything is sort of protective of like this really profound disillusionment, this sort of sense of shame and the fact that everything he dedicated his life to was kind of lost.
I think this episode sort of carries that off pretty well.
And the other thing is this, of epic things we've seen this season, they deliver the goods again.
The pursuit into the, the maw cluster is incredible.
stars that have collapsed inwards
um is incredible
it's really beautiful the music that's playing during the scene yeah i actually grab
that drop i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna here it is for all of us to play in the background
uh kato feel free to put this behind us maybe as we as we go um a little bit this is journey
into the star cluster it's kevin kiner who does i believe most of the the rebels music you
might recall from a episode or season one philones own a rebels recon um
it's so good
and I actually think the full version
gets to a climactic point
that's better than
the, where it gets in the show.
Like there's a, it gets, it goes
even bigger here in the
full cut of it, um, that it did in the full show.
But it's beautiful.
Um, again, the sense of scale of the ships,
like pinpricks of light heading into the cluster.
Uh, and then
I love when,
I love when the
Empires confronted with powers in excess of their technology.
Yeah.
And the moment of the ship getting too close to the cluster and watching huge sheets of
armor plating just ripped off like tin foil.
And that moment of fear you see from Callas and Hondo where it's like, we're going to die.
Uh-huh.
It's beautiful.
It's really gorgeous.
They know, you know, there's the bit where the, uh, the tie fighters just literally get
shredded by the gravity well of it all.
and their wings all like...
This was so well done.
I was like,
this is like the dry run
for Aldani in some ways, right?
Like this is a similar sort of
you're gonna watch the empire
fly into the teeth of the natural
of the profound.
And a thing that's happening
during the sequence
as they're giving chase is like
they're shooting at the ghost
and the bolts, the blaster bolts
are being curved away.
Which gives the whole thing
this sense of
of sanctity and like this is, they have reached a point of galactic protection, right?
The force works in many ways, here is one such way, like improbably the gravity well of this
place is at the last second pulling the blaster fire away from them and protecting them.
And again, part of what I, we say a lot, hey, I wish we could see other, other belief systems
and other instances of force worship and how do people relate spiritually to the force?
And how does, how do those things bubble up as abilities and as, as, you know, forces in the world?
And we, I did not expect to get it from the Zeb episode, I will say.
And so, even to the degree that, like, Zeb seems kind of oddly placed here in some ways,
or it feels like really, like, front-loaded Zeb-wise, it's, it's still, it's still checked that box for me in a way that was just incredible.
So, you know, I'm here for the track.
It's such a good track.
It's so good.
You just hit the big.
moment, it's great. I hit like 2 minutes
30. Yeah, 2.30 goes.
It's just
and again, I love when
they're not doing
Williams. They're not covering Williams.
They are engaging with
the world Star Wars in a different way.
And that is matched
musically as well.
Yeah, I mean, they start passing through this thing and the
colors start coming in like it's
2001, you know, it's wild.
Yeah, and Zebs like got his
like staff, you know,
raised and electric yellow static is jumping off and surrounding the...
God, that is really cool.
Nobody's flying the ship.
His dowsing rod is basically like working through him.
It's cool.
I don't know.
Let him be a wizard.
And the whole ship is like electrified.
And it's Ezra and Canaan have their hands on his back, right?
So they are working together in an unspoken way to navigate this thing with the force and support him.
It's sick.
Damn, that's his sense.
Again, they would never give this one to Sabine or maybe they will later, but they will
later, but they're not doing it, and you're driving me crazy. Let her cook.
Well, the other thing is, I remember, I think I might have talked about this first season
where, like, I sort of had a feeling that there are, like, Calus is a figure again who, like,
seems dedicated to order rather than sort of like the nihilism of the SIF project. Right.
And like that from the first, he had kind of an odd interaction with Ezra, because he takes
Ezra Prisoner in those opening episodes
and like there, I don't know,
there's something between them, like the calluses
of sympathy or empathy for being in Ezra's shoes.
But something comes up here is that Chava
assigns a role in the prophecy.
Now, Chava's doing the prophet thing
of, well, look, we're all,
we can all be represented by these three archetypes
at different times. It's real hand-wavy.
Yeah, we're all the fool, the child,
and the warrior at different parts of our life.
But right now, callus is the warrior.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And part of that is callous as the impetus to force them through the maw, certainly.
But is there also, this is twice now we've brought him out in connection to the Lassan.
And like, well, and what, what's the, the actual prophecy is that the child has to save the warrior, right?
Oh, shit.
I thought the warrior, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And if the warrior is callous.
But how is.
Oh, but.
Oh, Natalie, did you think the prophecy was over just like that?
What do you mean?
Maybe there will be more.
Maybe we're going to get the child who is.
We already got to what's it called, though?
But maybe that wasn't the end of the prophecy.
Maybe we're going to get some.
Here's what I'll actually tell you is I looked at the thumbnails for the next set of episodes.
And one of them is the honorable ones, Zeb and Callis get stranded together on an ice plant.
it. What?
Yeah.
Is there only one bed?
You know, maybe.
But at all points, I just need us to remember, maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe we're misremembering, but I'm pretty sure Calist did the genocide, which of course, by the time out.
He was like 100% I killed a bunch of Lassan.
Is it a genocide still now that we've learned that it, meanwhile, the whole planet of the Lassat.
just didn't know that basically it was like sieve you wiped out every city but they had like
their capital on an island it still counts i feel like you still did it agree i agree i agree but i see
this thumbnail and i go oh buddy here we go i don't like that i don't like it either i don't
but i mean to your point rob i think that sorry you were going somewhere with that with with
callus part of what we see here is callus gives way if callus is callus is
let's let them go and let them be destroyed by this thing as what he says.
But his delivery is almost like he is in all of the universe.
And there is a sort of, he sees this too.
He can't deny the incredible power of, you know, this is the force, even if it's not calling it the force, right?
It is the rare example of the force being so powerful and visible even to a non-force using person.
and the kind of sublime nature of reality has revealed itself.
And he is in awe of it in that religious sense in this moment and sees them.
You know, he's going to see them again.
He's going to see that they survived to this thing that he thought would destroy them, right?
He says, let them go.
And someone says, what?
And he goes, to their destruction, let them go.
And here we are.
you know, let's see where it goes.
Let's see where it goes.
Is God.
I mean, that's going to be the question.
Like, I, I'm curious to see where, how they continue to develop both them and
callus after this.
They, but, you saw the thumbnail.
I'm real fucking curious.
I mean, yeah.
We're not so different, you and I.
I could not think of, we both like the big gunstick.
We do both like the big gunstick.
That's true.
And we do both have to.
sleeping his bed.
We are both tired.
We are both
what if we're both cold.
We could also find like secret
Uncle Energy and Calus right
like oh man what's this
what's this escape pod?
What's it got what do we got here
in the survival shelter? A pair of dice
right. Let's start rolling dice.
Let's start shooting them bones.
I don't believe Calus
got it like that.
Yeah.
Why couldn't we go to the planet and see the land of the Lassat?
I would love to have gone.
I don't know how you make this episode.
What if it's real fucked up?
What if it's like?
It's so crazy that everyone is just sitting on the Phoenix Squadron.
It's so funny.
While Zeb is on the planet that we just spent this whole episode trying to get to.
And then he just comes back and is like, yeah.
Actually, everyone's there.
Actually, like, all of the LaSot, they've already found it.
So also, so what happened to Ron and Chava?
Were Gras and Chava just missed the bus?
No, no, no, no, no.
This is the thing.
This is the fucked up thing.
He wasn't, this is where his people are originally from.
Right, right.
His planet was a colony.
He thought that was their home planet.
But he's wrong.
They're originally from.
This is Eden, right?
Like, they found their species Garden of Eden, where it's just a bunch of them, which
actually raises a bunch of other different questions to me, which is like, did they even
know who you are?
Like, do they even fuck with you?
You know?
Like, are you even cool like that with them?
Because it's not like you're from this place, you know?
That is true.
That is true.
Yeah.
What's the vibe going to be?
I mean, he seemed like the vibe was pretty, I don't know.
He was happy.
He seemed cool, right?
He came back and he came right back up.
Maybe it didn't go well.
He was like, no, guys, I'm so glad that, like, they're all fine here.
But let's go back to, let's go home.
Yeah.
Let's get back to work.
Yeah.
Could be real awkward when the rebel starts trying to stage, like, factories and, and, like, fleet facilities out of Lerison.
It's like, nobody knows it.
It's here.
I mean, you know, wasn't this whole thing?
We need a new base of operations.
Like, hey, hook us up.
You found an entire civilization.
Yeah, and they can't get, the other guys literally can't get here
because they need the special wand to guide the spaceship through the maelstrom.
Just make your base here.
Go get everybody.
Put Zeb, like, you could do like a taxi system or something.
Like Zets can just go
Or you can make
Like a public storage unit
As Alan pointed out
They say we can always come back
Because we've been here once
Right
Hera's like
It's charted now
We have the charts
We can get here
Oh my God
Probably no Sith taint on it
Yeah
Maybe yeah maybe
They got it all
They all got it all figured out
On Lear Sahn
That's
Oh wow
that's that's an episode yeah it was it was good i think it's surprise surprising for an episode
that opens on hondo hijinks and like features features zeb as the central character but it does
hit that height of like wow something profound happened here and potentially all the characters
are somewhat altered in its way except hondo who does not see move but profundity of it all i mean
but that is hondo i feel like hondo is going to be like oh yeah i've been here before like somehow right
has already gone through
a bunch of mystical shit
over the years just off screen
that I feel like he's unflappable in that way
so yeah
yeah
so I guess
next time we'll figure out what happens
with Callis and Zeb
and just that one bad
yeah that's only one of the three episodes though
we have two other episodes we're staying on threes
right is my understanding yep what else we got
we got the call the crew
I'm not going to read the
I'm not going to read the summaries
the call
homecoming
and the honorable ones
and I think these are
Ezra, Hera and Zeb episodes
so
from the screenshots anyway
you know
this is going to be a big
hero one so get ready
put your hair
put your hair
put your goggles
and headphones
yeah
that's right
I'm ready
we finally
to talk about
Harris Heritage
Honda's heritage
Honda hijinks, Harris Heritage
We're just throwing out segments
That you could do with Pablo here
Oh, I want Pablo to come on the show so bad
We have fun
But we have fun
You just never need to never hear it is the problem
Right
Yeah
No
I mean the worst he's going to say is no
Right
To a question we ask
To be on the show
Yeah
Yeah, yeah.
I still feel like we exist in a weird space, you know?
You'd be like, I was quite proud of the work we did on Obi-1.
Exactly.
And we're like, and you should be.
Right, but that's the thing, right?
You'd always be proud of your work.
You can always be proud of your work.
It could always be worse.
And someone says, no one couldn't.
They're wrong.
It could always be worse.
Damn right.
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