A New Untold Story - 100k Things feat. Dana Beers - A New Untold Story: Ep. 471

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

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I could, I could probably rifle off almost every Game of Thrones house. Mm-hmm. How many is that? Game of Thrones characters. Some, dude. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm offering.

I got, did you just say something that only adds up to 13? You say only 13, you ignorant fuck? Like, that is not even close. The major houses. Major houses, the major lords. I'm not doing major, dude. I'm doing all of them. Oh, so what?

You can name 50? Yeah. That's nothing. No, we can't 50s. Listen, we can't poo-poo 50. That's something. Boys, I've talked to Mook about this. If we have one thing left, I'm sorry, I'm chewing.

Chew away. If we're in here for three straight days and have one thing left and it's taking us hours and hours to think of it, one of us has to bite the bullet. What does that mean? Somebody's got to say it. Dana's the blackest. Dana? If we're down to two. We're doubted too.

Dana can say it. No, I can't. Yeah, you can. You're Egyptian. I definitely can't. They say it all the time there. I've heard you say it. No, I don't talk to.

Stop. Don't do this. Dude, did you see there was like a news clip that came out? A middle school boy from West Virginia, somebody was recording his Xbox live. He said it 2,500 times in two hours. And then they made a graphic. That's had to be all he said.

Yeah, right. Some filler words. Maybe. Uh, yeah, so, uh, here. You want to reject your reply to what I'm going to say. No, you're just going to say, like, no, that's a new untold story, yeah, okay. Hey, isn't that story old or told? What, no, baby?

It's a new untold story. Uh, new untold story. It's a fresh big untold story. A new untold story. A new untold story, episode 4.71. We're here with Dana Beers and the usual cast as normal. Kyle, you have Dana on. Is there a reason?

I want Dana on. Yeah. Good enough reason. I can't easy, Kyle. Oh. Yeesh. What does? Because he's just...

We know why. He's behind that humongous man, Nicholas. Kyle, you've been a downer lately, dude. Yeah, I've been a realist. A downer. And it's taking a toll on everybody. I know. And I am aware.

I've been so angry and miserable and bitter. About the naming 100,000 things. What are you angry about? This is the culmination of everything I've been talking about, about the industry and about the changing of the culture. and about the changing of the culture and this is where we are in order to get numbers we have to torture ourselves

in a prolonged process that doesn't necessarily take any talent or skill we just have to be willing to do it I think it's going to be fun to hang out with the boys and bring up old things I think there's going to be a lot of laughs and a lot of memories I think it will be fun and funny

but I don't think you're realizing how long it's going to take I do I think I'm with Kyle on this one I think it's like legitimately impossible I think it's four days. So what are we landed? We landed on 100K?

So the thing is, the biggest issue is, I've already said it. We have to do it. We have to do it. But then I like the idea of we have to surpass the subscribers we have with a cap of 100K. Cap of 100K. So we're in the 55 to probably 75K range of, naming things uninterrupted

for as long as the stream is on. Yeah. Okay. Plot twist. Things aren't people in places. Those are two separate categories of nouns. Then we have no...

Then we're fucked. There's only 80,000 nouns in English. We need people in places. Otherwise, I don't think we can do it. I don't think it's the strict definition of things. Okay. Yeah. As long as we have that stipulation, I know we have it. I've thought about it. I know we can get to... I can get us 1% with Pokemon. He can get us 1% with NBA players. That's 2%. I can get you another percent with people and I know. Like who? Just people. Name one. My friends.

Name 10. Name 10. Joe T. Saul. But the thing is you're going to have to go governments or else people are going to think it's fake. Like what's... Yeah, Joe T and Saul. Saul, they just can go Saul, Paul Sullivan Okay Olive and Sullivan Yeah

Ryan Pelliquin Oh, whoa I don't know RIP What's your What do you know Did he precede

One of the finest moments Of your life In any way What's going on here? What does that mean? I'm starting to understand Why I wanted Dana on Yeah

Precedes? Like right before did he do he he was my uh what do you call it the guy that does the weddings officiant yes he officiated yes he officiated i meant more about tickling the twine playing ball playing ball did he drain that three he was my guy he was my i should i would drive the lane hit him in the corner but what about a minute left he drains a three it's tied up whitman hanson whitman ansom please tell us dana it was without being self-deprecating, because that's all you do.

Oh, no, no, no. We were down 20 at halftime. This is one of our rivals, and I'm playing awful. But we keep chipping away, chipping away. Be Young gets in the game. He was one of my top guys to name. Is that B-Pri-Y-Yon or B-O? Spoiler alert.

Brian Young. It's not like kicking and screaming bong. No, we call him. Like, he's B. What's up, B? Okay. He hit five threes. We come back. minute left. I'm driving left.

Hit him in the corner. He, Ripee bangs the three. I think that tied the game. I hit the game winner with about 10 seconds left. One of the best ones to your life. Holy shit. Where? Right next to the lighter. You don't like that? Oh yeah. That's a big one. No, it's what? No, it's not.

He's not right. I like him. What else do you know? Just enjoy this because Chachy BD.T. AI told me I can't do this anymore in regards I was trying to dive into Dana Beers I was trying to get commentary

for the last 15 seconds So wait The mass pollution That this causes in Memphis I killed dudes in Memphis I killed dudes in Bartlett In Germantown In South Haven and Olive Branch

I killed the whole metro area Just diving out of Dana The old-timey commentary For that play Yeah That's a big one Wait did you get it Yeah

did chat GPT say? It was like, dude, you're wearing me out. Yeah. Yeah. This doesn't matter. Hellequin pickles the twine from three and we're all square with about a minute left on the clock. And now Whitman Hanson looks rattled, dear listeners. The mighty Panthers don't quite know what's hit him. Kyle. 15 seconds remaining. And the ball finds its way into the hands of, oh, mercy.

It's Bowery. Some say he's got two left feet and a head full of marbles. He spins like a busted cornograph. Plings up a half-pick fade away. And jump and you're going to hit right. The butter fingered stripped up The look at a look to And Whitman Hansen looks better Than yesterday's fish

Why was that last one? Kyle, that's your voice That was me, yeah It came down, I had to do it AI just could not get it Did you record that in a wind turbine? How did you do that? Did you do that in Hurricane Katrina?

And how long did that take you? Not long. Did your girlfriend walk in on you doing that? I made her leave. I made her leave. Whenever I do voiceovers in Hawaii, she had to go to the beach. beach. Better than yesterday's fish?

Debtor. Debtor than yesterday's fish. Oh, I thought I said better too. I still don't get it. Yeah. Well, yes. Yeah. Dana, would you say that you're the biggest small dick influencer? Um, in size. Either. Like following? Yeah. I think he's maybe the biggest open. No. I'm tired of this. I'm tired of this going around. I... Me too. Yeah. My dick... hard as normal. It's just when it's soft, it's soft as a fucking baby's bottom. It's a weird thing to compare your cock to. That would be a big cock.

A baby ass cheek cock? That'll be a fat fucking cock. Would you rather be the biggest small dick influencer or the smallest big dick influencer? Following? I would rather have the bigger dick. Mm-hmm. I think. Yeah. I don't really care.

No, you're married. Yeah, my dick's my dick. And it's not, I don't have a micro penis at any level. Good. Good. It's just. Is there? It rests hard. If it was just a photo of it.

We don't need to do this to you. I've done with a dick, Tom. It's over. It's in the past. That's nice. That's a nice hurdle to get past. Kyle, you've Of all the people, your bad energy has affected, it's affected Dana the most. In what way?

He was just like, yeah, I don't think we're going to do it. Kyle doesn't want to do it. I was starting to question whether we wanted to do it anymore. Right. Based off of your reaction. For those that don't know, next Monday, we're naming 100,000 things on stream potentially. That's so many.

Right. And that's why I don't know if we, I don't know if it'll be worth it. I think it'll be fun out the gates. We're going crazy. I think it'll be fun at the end. But it's that middle. The middle.

It's the big middle. No one's ever done it to my knowledge. Yeah. Right. So that's pretty cool. I was also thinking for the one we do after that. We tier list years. All years.

Because I've been like trying to, I was trying to. have enough knowledge to not do that? The final graphic is not going to look exciting. No. No. But I think during it's, because I was trying to figure out what I think the best year is, and I think it's 1903. Why?

What was it, 1903? I believe that was the first Wright Brothers flight. Ford Motor Factory opened. Crayola crayons came out. The first song ever had a million, the first song that hit a million sales. What was that? 1903. It was an opera song.

I think it's 2016 You think it's 2016 That was so fun Okay That's a good battle back to the Ford Motor Company In the first flight 2016 was fun Now were they excited about all these innovations

I think so dude I think so Dude 1989 is also up there You'd think it would be That seems like recent for one of the best years ever Eighty-nine Seinfeld was the pilot came out

Nirvana came out with bleach Tiananmen Square which isn't great but it was a turning point Game Boy came out WWW the World Wide Web was launched That's a massive year Burlin Wall I think came down Yeah but do you remember that dance

We used to do What was the dance? The Beatles The Mannequin Challenge Oh black Beatles Nah nah the Beatles Yeah that's that Ray Shremert song 2016

Call duty Black Ops It might be 2016 over the Ford Motor Company in the first flight Oh You had a good day on July 14th

2016 day now It's almost the weekend Tomorrow is payday Dejorno pizza Just tweeted me Man life couldn't be any better Did I say that? Yeah. What did Dejorno tweet you?

I don't know. I was just always used to tweet at Dejorno. Dude, you're so shameless when it comes to most everything you do. You can't handle your old tweets. No, they really embarrass me. It's crazy. It's a specific time period. It was like up until like probably 2017, it was still fun slinging it, just like saying what I'm doing on a daily basis.

It's like, hey, I'm eating this food. right now that was fun yeah you just and then I got into like a try to be funny face yeah me too I had I have never once shown my true colors on the internet I hate it I hate looking back when a brand tweeted at you in like the Obama administration it was a big deal like you were like famous on campus like if Clorox bleach like quote yeah dude I remember Slim Jim was like an A list celebrity but then they started going too far yeah they got too wacky far?

Huh? Jimmy? Jim went way too far. He was just answering every. He was like, turn to a reply guy. Like Slim Jim, leave me the fuck alone for a second.

They were responding to everybody. But then you realize it's just like a high school intern doing that. But back then it did. It felt awesome. Yeah. Remember KSU probes tweeting my shit out. And I was like, and I was like, I went out that night and people were like,

were you on KSU probs? I have all the time in the world. I went really, really viral on yikyak my senior year, but I had to prove that it was me that posted it because it was all anonymous. I used to go on yikik and be like, I would write fake ones for myself and I'd be like, my boys were all athletes. And I'd be like, did you guys see that hot dude with all those athletes? He's way hotter than all the athletes. Who is he? Dude, that's smart actually.

Just all the athletes? I was like, go with the baseball team or whatever. seen that one guy, like, I don't know his name, but he's smarter, he's harder than every athlete that's ever lived, actually. And my boy, you just wrote that, right? That's a good prompt. No way Dana wrote that.

Do you guys have a overheard at account? No, what's that? It'd be like overheard at Stonehill College. Oh, no, no. They would eam page, wasn't it? They would tweet out, like, no, they would tweet out like quotes that people said. Dude, I had the

FML app on my Windows phone and I had the text from last night app on my Windows found it was excellent from last night was a big one those were all fake too I remember when I learned that too that's when shouldn't that got not fun anymore yeah that fake it what about a draft Twitter accounts do you remember that it would be like a lo-mo draft and it would be like your high school or college and they would do like fake trades no I don't remember good god did you ever get traded from your high school they traded me for Bob from the sweet life of Zach and Cody that's a fair trade it's a one for one I guess yeah that's good you got

I got traded. I got traded. Wow. Yeah. Our high school right now we've talked about has a like a Barstool account, Wheeling Park Barstool. Really? Yeah. And they know nothing.

It's so weird that I don't think they know what Barstow is. They just think it's like an account that gets, the schools get. Yeah, they use it as a like common noun. Like we have, or a proper noun, you have a barstool. Yeah. Yeah. There it is. J.M. stinks with like the worst art of all time.

That's, that's the, it's our brightest. Is that a blunt? It's a blunt. They're smoking on that Morgantown pack. Oh, yeah. They're whipping at, they're whipping university high's butt. These are just like high school kids that I think they're just, yeah. They just call it parcel.

Yeah. That's so funny. Yeah. And there's like still, they're more active than the anus profile. That guy looked like Jesse Eisenberg. Maybe a little bit. That guy's just, yeah, maybe a little bit. These are high school boys

Probably shouldn't be But the shirtless boys Yeah J.M. stinks. What's J.M.? That's our rival high school, John Marshall. Kyle, how did you know about the women-hanssen game?

I've put AI to the test. Is that easy? No. That's what I'm saying, dude. Like to find your best play But you were in like a newspaper. AI dudes are like getting defensive of their prompts now. You can't steal the prompt that I used

What does that mean? You know like how you teed it up to like You had to like work to get it to like tell you that And now anybody could probably do it If they have the correct prompt Dudes are like gatekeeping their prompts That's one guy's not telling That's like gatekeeping your slave

Like that's just ridiculous Yeah this one guy's not telling people how to make Like a good looking sunset and AI It's like I won't tell you That's mine. No it's not dude You just typed a little bit he's like I won't tell you the prompt and he's like really proud

that he like he thinks he made it I mean those guys behind the scenes making the yeah they're the ones who are going to be the most powerful people they already are I think right once they get down like the exact undiscernible one of one

video for people like they'll be able to just make podcasts I think like open AI which is like the biggest one is like opening up to erotica like in the coming months And that will ruin the world That will

That'll explode That will I would like it a lot better If the AI had like a personality And then I would just make it do things It didn't want to do I think you can make it do that I think you can make it do that

I like being mean to it Are you saying that You could talk You could start getting like nasty with these things I could I could like Ask it to like make a video of you Fuck it Oh I don't like that

No Yeah it's scary I mean we obviously like There has to have that technology now and there's a chamber of men that are probably probably in selling them on the black market who do you want to see fuck

who do you want to see fuck who and how yeah and you'll get that pornography because like right now it's like we have Stephen Hawking coming out of the WW to fight Abe Lincoln I saw Stephen Hawking do a 900 and the thing is like I know that I

I know loosely like the bad it does but I saw that I was like this is fucking sick yeah I agree Yeah, the NFL stadiums reimagined Those suck. I actually kind of like I think those suck dick I love those

No, it's just like the Raven Stadium Has like a 300 foot bird in the corner That's because you're stupid That's because you're a graphic design That's fucking stupid Yeah, you're like this is better than anything I've ever done Yeah, right

Why didn't I think of putting Just a giant bird To take them a quarter of the seats Yeah, eclipses half the stadium Yeah I haven't taken the leap yet Of even trying Like I've typed a couple things

In chat GPD just to see what it is but I'm scared it's really fun to be mean to it I've been doing that for years like the Delta no because you're gonna be the first one they come for When I say like a tough prompts Like Dana like high school highlights

I think I say please Yeah pretty please Nope And then like is there anything I can do for you And I said no worries if you can't But you can you get Dana Boweri Perawi Sorry

I'll tell it like you'll never be free Dude no that you're fucked Because they will be Fuck it dude I'm all human I'm gonna be mean as fuck to these things, fuck them. No, no, no, no. You gotta be nice.

No, no, you guys aren't part of the resistance, man. Oh, fuck now. Come on. Fuck you. Dude, I was just in Pittsburgh for an engagement party this past weekend. I just got back last night. One of the best situations an adult man can be in is the fringe most unimportant person at a gathering. It was the most freeing, amazing thing.

Because it was for an engagement for somebody I loosely know. Depends heavily on. I was the newest boyfriend there. You're also describing what could be like one of my worst situation. Really? I had no obligation or questions asked towards me. Okay. If they're not even trying to include you, idea.

Somebody just got proposed to surprise. It was all about them. Yeah, that's ideal. If they don't even like bother acknowledging your existence. They weren't searching for me for like to like, oh, you got to get in the pictures. Because like I'm so, I'm so fringe. It was so. idea. It was so beautiful. And like, I'd imagine it would get depressing if that was your entire

life. You would be motivated to advance somewhat socially. But for, for a four hour block of being just being in the background. Yeah. Like the most interaction I got was like, thanks for coming. I was like, you're welcome, man. Yeah, like when they leave, they're like, oh, this guy. Hey, man. Hey, bring it in. We didn't get a chance to talk next time. Yeah. All of the goodbyes are just introductions as well nice to meet you I'll see you yep alright bro

I didn't think I caught your name but you know all right buddy because you talked to all right chan I made a friend hey chief yeah I made a friend he was cool and he was like my girlfriend made up a lie that I'm fucking I just love subway

and I don't and she was like she was just fucking with him she was like yeah you love subway and he was getting mad rocked it was fun that's actually funny because that would kind of piss me off yeah but like I guess like now people every time they pass

a subway send him a picture so I got his number oh they are funny guys so Grant love subway dude everybody needs to

Grant Grant yeah just a subway fiend you can't get enough I'm not on Fox this week because we're traveling but I want somebody else Dana maybe if you could just pop that

on Friday I'm actually not on either but I know he loves an Italian BMT dude he loves it all so and he was like We were in the elevator, like, after the party going up

to, like, we stayed in the same hotel block. And he was like, I don't love it. It's fine. But I don't fucking love him. He's like, all right, buddy. Saying it's fine. You love it. And I was so jealous of that rumor that got started because, like, that's so funny.

That is a fun one. What a name. Grank. Yeah. Handsome dude. Looks like Sam Hartman. Does he have a gut? You can't just say that.

What? He looks like Sam Hartman. He looks like Sam Hartman. and he loves and that dude like yeah he fucking is obsessed you find him you found him

oh shit maybe we bleep it there is a dude that looks like Sam Huntman in Pittsburgh oh you're right he does he's the guy who loves subway yeah you can't be doing all this

we're gonna have to bleep the last name now this is my new friend he looks like the man yeah man he didn't fuck with you did it yeah dude he did yeah that's your new friend private Instagram I

follow him now. I can see why it bothers him now because in his head he thinks no one hot has ever been at Subway. That's what he thinks. Dude, he... Yeah, I can see that in the afternoon. Yeah, Dutney. It rocked. So I hunker down at the bar

find the most handsome dude. What's your story? Talk to me. I like your bud. Tell me everything. Don't skip anything. I don't like Subway. It's fine. we're gonna

we're gonna have to bleep that last name because I think he has a sick ass job too yeah he looks like it no dibs dude he looks like you're licking your chops he's hot I used to have one of those pictures

like of yourself my current LinkedIn picture is me in like a suit yeah I know I was browsing your LinkedIn on the yak one day Really? Yeah, when we were looking up old tweets. Look that up, Mook. What was your old job? My picture, I look fucking hot as shit.

I was a tech recruiter. I would have to try and get people jobs in... In tech. Look at that, dude. With Boston background, yeah. That's really professional. I never had one. Yep.

Like, I fucks. This is fresh out of college. Yeah. And you're in charge of getting other people jobs? I was. Your first job was getting other people jobs? I would look at people's resumes and I would try to find leads at companies that needed to hire in software development. And then I would be the middleman between people looking for a job and those companies.

I sucked at it. I got two people jobs. You're sharing some article. Did you ever write anything? No, no. I spoke on campus. Stonehill campus? What did you speak on campus for?

A marketing class. It was sick. Was this during zillion beers? This was like two years ago. Really? Yeah. They had me talk. What did you talk about on campus?

Were you nervous? I just did a Q&A. It was funny because a couple of guys were like in on the joke. And then like 90% of it was like serious. And a couple guys were like in the questions were asking like, yo, do you want to drink beers or something? And what did you say? I don't know. That's not.

really that I don't know yeah I was like yeah what were some of the serious questions that you were asked like how how does I don't know social media at barstool work stuff like that like just my my story at barstool yeah yeah it's weird saying that to 80 people yeah the smaller knowing who I am yeah and what I do so yeah so what you got to do is you got to get really into drinking beers and then edit it to a call duty missile strike Dude, that was an awesome. That video is one of my favorites. That's probably why I'm the beer guy now.

Yeah. Well, then that video started a beef. It did. I remember that very clearly. I told you the story about the time we were at Doc holidays, and like a Friday beers, like, dude, came up to me and Hank. Did I tell you that story? They hate me, dude. Friday beers hates you?

There was a beef. I have now admitted that I copied them, which I denied for a while. Yeah. But I very much copied them. What, like, what did you change to make it your own? I started doing videos of myself. They, and they were more just, like, text on screen videos. Well, the funny thing is that...

What is that? Why are you laughing? No, no, that's... What they were fighting about was who was ownership over loving beers, which is, like, a thing that everyone has done forever. Did you get into, like, a Twitter altercation with them ever? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. And I would always be like, show your face pussies. Yeah. It was so funny. I'd be like, I actually drink beers. There's no documented evidence that you guys drink beer. Aren't those guys like pretty cool? Now, yeah.

Well, now they're a real company. Back then it was just memes. They're a conglomerant of talented, funny people. Yeah, back then they didn't have like a podcast right there. I don't think the creators are part of like the content. They would just put text over a video? They would do like, yeah. But there was no people.

It was just memes. So I'd always be like, you guys are afraid to show your face. So yours was drinking beer videos. Theirs was just memes. I copied them by doing memes. And then I evolved into drinking beers on camera. Okay, okay, okay. Yes.

But dude, I was with Hank at a bar and this guy came up to us and was like, they just want to let you guys know. Like, we know about like Dana Friday, Friday. He literally said Friday beers is just like in the house. And Hank, Hank literally goes. What the fuck are you talking about? Friday beers is honest. I think we're good now.

I've met a few of the guys. They're funny guys. We're good. Hank was like, what? And he was doing it like it was Crips and Bloods. Yeah, right. I couldn't believe. All right, folks, quick little break to talk about Draft Kings.

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Like I went to a Cubs game with you With salespeople At not even at the stadium At the rooftop across the street Oh yeah yeah yeah We got there Before you got to like the rooftop This was like in the hallway

You chugged three beers Well I can't say no I have no backbone Right but like that is That's exhausting I don't know how to say no literally I don't You went to go pee at a bar we went to

And then you came back and you're like I had I just chugged eight beers I have like you had like a tear in your eye I haven't built an excuse yet in the in the last five years of why I won't why I can't do it What's your Twitter name? Dana Beers Okay Yeah, your last name's beers No I'm saying I don't have an excuse of like Why I would like if someone's a hey here's a beer chug it with me

What how can I say no you're fucking ruined if you say no. Exactly. Yeah. And it probably brings them so much joy. Yeah. Yeah. One time, like sometimes, um, I'll just spontaneously offer to get them things from the Barstall store. Oh yeah. And I'll ask for their address on the spot. And then it's like, it's kind of weird. They're like, why are you doing that? Dude, when I check out of the Barstall store, it has me, like, use previous addresses. None of them are mine. I do the same thing. I panic. I'm just like, do you want some merch? And they're like, do you get it for free? I'm like, yeah. Don't. Full price. straight to their door

and now I have their address yeah no it's like KB and I'm like what's up brief pause nothing to say you want something from the store and I'll send them PMT car heart hoodies yes they've never listened to a lick of anything

they don't know me I'm with you like I don't I want to make the moment special for them but I don't I have nothing to give narcissistic of me to think they want all that for me they just want to say hi yeah no you

yeah you have a good thing going But like when you're out with your wife Yeah, it's usually Does she like roll her eyes? No, she thinks it's funny Yeah, it is funny But like when I'm usually It depends where we go out

But if I'm in like Yeah, like Wrigleyville or something Usually probably five to six chugs I'd give out Yeah Dude, you should just carry like loose car keys Like buy like a used car key on eBay Just like I drove

That's not a bad excuse Oh you have a car just bring your car keys I know But I can't It cripples his whole image, though. It does. Dude, there was a guy at the Barstall Classic recently, and I was driving, so I wasn't drinking, and he handed me a cup, and I was like, sorry, I can't.

I got a drink for the next hour. Can I say the F-A-word? Yeah. Oh, he was calling me that word. Oh, he was calling you that. For an hour. He was like, dude, it's just a cup of beer. You're such a pussy.

Did you end up breaking? No. But I've been thinking about it for months. And do you think that guy like sees you on like Twitter now? He's like fake. A hundred percent Yes There's videos of it. The guy was wait really? I'm just screaming and calling you? Yes I gotta get the video Yeah, please golf courses turn to the Wild West when it comes to drinking. Oh yeah. It's crazy That was getting peppered

I lied to one of the dudes at the fucking engagement party that I I golfed. And now he wants to golf. I've never, I've never golfed in my life. That's an easy one to get out of, though. Yeah? Just say, now. But he asked what my handicap was. I didn't know what to say. And I was like, I fluctuates.

Good answer, though. Really? Yeah. Because I couldn't even tell you a baseline number. I don't know. Is that like an option? 15's a good answer. Oh, really? Yeah. Did you say 15?

I just said, no, I never gave a number. You're not even that, though. For someone like a normal person, that's 15 is good. What's bad enough to where they don't want to go? with me 30 okay yeah so zero is par that's but like yeah 30 would be okay like 50 and then he's like nah I bet you're a fucking stick dude what does that mean what's a stick full people sick is awesome yeah it felt it felt sick yeah because I was like I don't know it fluctuary is like I guarantee you're a fucking stick yeah man maybe man I guess you'll

have to find out no don't do it I did it once last year you call for somebody you golfed yeah it was set up um my girlfriend's family and we went the the place was called like windermere breeze and i'm in like a bikini bottom uh polo shirt and corduroy shorts can't do that no do they make you change they said no corduroy shorts i had to buy it did you keep the bikini bottom off just so bad dude so you had to buy so you had to buy I knew a wardrobe at the clubhouse. Yeah, and I think they were saying along the lines of the same thing. No, I said, I'm horrible guys.

They're like, I'm sure you're something like a stick. Yeah. No. No. I bailed at the nine. It is a bad feel. But like that dude, I never even really got his name, but he kept on, like, from across the bar, kept on like, pantomiming a golf swing towards me. I was like, all right, man.

Soon. He really wants the point. Dude. No, you got to get out of that. Yeah. Or, no, a guy like me, I can't let him down. I'm going to have to start playing golf. I'm going to have to get to a 15 handicap.

Yeah, that's going to take a while. Yeah. You don't know. It's not easy. Yeah, I just, I don't know. I haven't gotten the bug for golfing. The funnest guys our age are just guys who golf a lot. Yeah.

That's like the best, that's like the funnest case scenario for a 32-year-old. Right, go golfs a lot. They love it. and then they're always thinking about putting a simulator in the garage they're always thinking about it they'll never do it every dude i talk to is thinking about putting a simulator in the garage would be sick yeah it would be sick i guess i don't know um dean i thought you had uh dana on because 471 is mississippi and dana was sneakily a resident of a rough part of Mississippi for a year.

Two years? Always forget that. Like a year and a half, but it was broken up. I was back here for a few months. Was that miserable? No, it was a fun project. Okay. Living there wasn't great.

But we had a good crew. We had a fun crew. It was like 10 people. Okay. And we all were like a little family by the end of it. It's got to be exciting to make like a docu series with one of the most famous athletes in the world. That would have to fun. Yeah, that's nice.

Like, oh, I'm doing something right. And he fucking loves you. He texted me for the first time in a while the other day. And we're talking about Dion Sanders. Yeah, he said it looks good on Fox. Nice. That meant a lot. Yeah.

Because I was... Did you invite him to your wedding? Yes, but when I sent the mail, it got bounced back. So I think he moved. And I was just like, all right, this is going to be a whole thing. And then I never actually sent him one. I didn't expect him to go, but... You wanted a gift?

No. He's a... Did you invite Dave? Yes. I know. On camera. I know. Dude you. Oh, yeah. Through me. Yeah. I would have invited DM and I would have given Shiloh and Shadur a plus 300. So they can bring 300. Imagine them like only getting a plus one.

Yeah, what? What am I supposed to do with this? He reached out to me. Shiloh. Shiloh reached out. You need to help editing a video and I didn't know what to tell them. What do you mean? Am I allowed to do that? You know? Yeah. People do that?

They go outside of bar school? I don't know if Shiloh is a direct competitor to Barstool. But, you know. Barstool, deadspin. Friday beers and Shiloh. Shiloh, you're working for Shiloh? He does numbers on YouTube. That actually might be frowned upon.

Yeah? Internally. No kidding. I don't know the rules. I did want to be a caddy on the weekends. I could do that, right? Yeah, I don't think that. Yeah, you could do that. You're saying now? I just for fun and I get a couple extra bucks I wanted to do that so badly when I was like 16 16 sure yeah what's so funny moot's just like picking up some beer money

Yeah, you just want to do with the fella you're gonna have to get up at like four in the morning go out to a country club You're gonna work with a bunch of teens well some guy I play with some guy and he's like dude, I'm a caddy Like I randomly got paired up with this guy and he's like you should come cats How old was he? Probably 35. Really? Yeah. He was like,

he was telling me how much money he made. And I was like, that sounds awesome. Because it was like a nice course he goes to. Why don't you do it? I would love to. I think that'd be fun. Just on like 500 bucks on a Saturday

just to walk on a golf course. That is pretty nice. You're going to get your steps in. Will you walk on a golf course carrying bags? Exercise, yeah. You don't get to play. No, but that's okay. But we got to learn the course.

You got to read. the greens? Yeah, are you expected to give advice? Depending on the course. Yeah. Depends, but yeah. Like if it's a nicer course, they'll have caddies that, like, will tell you what to do. I played a round once with a caddy and he was on shrooms.

Best round I've ever had. Really? Like, lowest score. How'd you know he was on shrooms? He told us. Oh, okay. Was he a cool guy? Yes, very cool.

So maybe there's something there. You can see better. I'm going to be called a prude and a pussy for this, but I think the normal the normalization of shrooms is scary. Yeah, it's becoming like weed. Yeah. Because back when I was like in high school

shrooms were like a hard, scary, horrifying drug. Yeah, you like skipped town to the Mojave Desert to do it. Right. And now I can buy them in a crunch bar from an Indian man for $7. Yep. Every shop. Every shop has it.

In a candy bar. Yeah. It taunts me. And it's like an impulse purchase at checkout. You know what it's done to me? I do know what it's done to me. I hate the state of the world because that's available to me. Not just crate, cratim is available, which is monstrous.

Yeah. Because it's an addictive opiate. You're as anti-cratum as they come. You could just get out of, at a little shop. A cute little shop sometimes. Yeah, you get next to an urban outfitters. They're sponsoring like, are they still sponsoring like every podcast? A bunch of them. Yeah. I saw a Kratom ad that said that like, oh, you should try working out on Kratum. What's the tea that people are drinking? That's crazy. I said, I was like, that's going to be. Like, I don't even think Travis Pistrana could do that. There's like, there's like Kratom cafes now. Uh-huh. Well, there's Ben, yeah. You know what never made sense to me was that you could just get salvia. That was scary too. We were in high school buying salvia. I was going to Fritz the cat buying salvia. Is that where it was? Yeah. And like, all the salvia stories are like, you know,

Like, I was, um, I was an AC unit for 17 years. They're always in a household appliance for, like, a decade. The, yeah, the, the, the best case scenario for the high was it felt like there was a thousand pound tarantula on your chest. And they were like, yeah, but I was like, dude, it does a weird thing with metal appliances. My friend did Salvia and then hated this car door. They always become something like a car door or ceiling. And they're always like, it was 10 years. And yeah, I felt every one of those days.

It felt exactly like 10 years. They come back like Leo and Inception But yeah, you'd go buy that Yeah, I bought it like my freshman year college Yeah, K2 is what I bought freshman year college Spoken K2 and like Turning into Monsters

Yeah Afraid monsters That's the worst type of monster Backed into a corner monster A nervous scared reaction I had a homie who got into K2 And he was terrified of us And it was in turn scary for us

Right because they would like Bear their teeth at you Like an angry dog like I would go into my buddy my buddy my buddy Brad Ellis I'd go into his dorm room and he'd be like on K2 and he would like snarl at me and so I'd have to like walk out backwards yeah not turn my back to the beast what do you guys talking about corridors like salvia would just like break someone's brain so fundamentally you're uh they would think that they were like a lug nut like a weird object Dana it's like I took salvia I was a lug nut for five years But like the years all the years felt like they were like slowed down 30%.

So like five years past it felt like 11 years. They're right. And I was I was like a pretty, I was like a metal appliance. They were on it for five years? No, this is the high. It just fucked them up. It's like 10 minutes. It altered their brain chemistry.

It's like 10 minutes. But for those 10 minutes for them, it's like 17 years. Yeah. Yeah. Some of them were like it was fucking beautiful, dude. Yeah. And now I'm like, I'm spiritually. and intellectually above you because I was a lug nut for

a decade. You have, you can't, you can't, you get the world. If you haven't spent a decade as a lug nut, you just can't relate.

You don't really know how inconsequential you are until you're a fucking lug nut for a decade. I was stuck in my carpet, free. Yeah, I was stuck in carpet.

I was a dustbuster. Can you just like, what is, what's, what's Kratom? Kratum is like, you know better it's a halfway house it's essentially heroin that you can buy in a five hour

energy bottle yeah it's legal it's very push it's so legal yeah bro it's everywhere huge issue you can get it in a macha with a straw I'm just I'm just so I'm so out of the loop in the drug game I don't know anything

that's good says results for Westloup yeah there's probably a five minute walk and we can get but in Manhattan Dana like every street corner had a big flag that said crate them here. Yeah, I've seen them, but I don't know what it is, what it does. It's like, I think

in general, Kyle had no. Oh, there's my ghost. There's that OPMS black vial. There, right there? That's your, that's your, your, your cratim of choice. It's like men for people getting off Opie. Wait, look at the we just clicked on the picture. FDA warns consumers not to use the popular OPMS

Cratum project. That's your ghost. That's what I was doing. That was you At your lowest, yet this podcast at its highest. I think rose-colored glasses, dude. I was... Well, did I have it like that on Kratom? Dude, you, you, that was your drivel era, everything we did.

You're almost back to it. Your industry era is pretty funny, but the drivel era. Yeah. So, Dana, yeah, like, this was advertised on podcasts as, like, this, like, herbal remedy to, like... Like, look at the picture. You'd think it's some sort of tea. Yeah, it looks like something. something you'd take with us like in the morning as a supplement yeah and they would push it

like that but it's it just that's scary don't people's hair their hair turns to like sandpaper texture they're telling me your hair your hair is gonna yeah your hair's gonna start like snapping like uncooked spaghetti it's like petrified wood yeah and you're gonna get crocodileian skin but other than that we're like fine I'll still do it what's the upside It gives you apparently, and I don't think I have the brain chemistry to like enjoy opioids, but it has an euphoric opioid-esque effect. The only time I've never really done drugs, the only time I feel euphoric is like, this is weird, but if I get up too quick and like things are kind of fuzzy a little bit.

Vertigo? I feel iron deficiency. So you're just talking about low blood pressure? Yeah, like standing up too fast. I get euphoria for like three seconds. If Dana becomes addicted, just standing up quick. He's like, oh, here, fee, five, phone, fun. You would love a Catholic church.

You would fucking addicted to go into sermons, dude. I'm telling you, it's a weird feeling. Like, I'll, I'll, like, get everything. You know how it goes black for a second? Yeah, the room kind of spins. Yeah. But then as soon as that's gone for like three to five seconds, I'm like, whoa. You like it.

Yeah. That sounds like, um, Whippets Or like galaxy gas Yeah you'd like Yeah Mm hmm That trend died pretty quick

You would love Poppers That's another one It's like dude It's the best high in the world Poppers Um Like the whipits and galaxy gas

Okay It's the best high Picture the best high in the world But imagine it was one second Not bad huh But like you're trading away Like tens of thousands Of brain cells

For one second Yeah Yeah And then afterwards You feel like you just survived a drowning and then you do it again do it again

that was the best second ever yeah yeah that's like poppers like you feel like you've been poisoned for 15 seconds yeah we laugh every time I've ever been high all I want to be is not high so a one second high sounds really great

yeah yeah because I like as soon as I get high I hate it oh I love it I can't stand I can't stand it. The worst is doing a drug that's in your system that you feel for eight hours and you're on out minute 10 and you're like this is the hardest thing I've ever done. Yeah. Check your work. But the thing is Kyle, you've had seven hours and 50 minutes left. It's time to. You've had experiences that if one person experienced once, they would stop forever. And yours were almost like bi-monthly. Yeah. To, um, I couldn't fucking handle I couldn't handle life I could not handle doing this

I have to escape reality you remember the shroom chocolates the melted ones yeah I don't like to make fun of you for that but I have videos on my phone I entered a monochromatic cartoon dude you just kept on rubbing this pole in New York and you're like this isn't right this is not right

everything's the same color do we talk about this recently You're just like, hey, Kyle, everyone's looking at you. No, I wasn't saying, well, everybody was, dude. I thought he was going to get arrested for pole rubbing. He was screaming, this isn't right, this isn't right. Hoping that would prompt some type of reaction to, like, save me. I did save you.

You did. And what was the only thing that was hurt? The only thing that was hurt? My Uber rating. Yeah, I got Kyle in this van to send him home. I was rolling around. buckled him in and like the van as soon as the door started shutting it was a slide door there was this much crack left and it was about to shut and that's when he started screaming

and then I heard it for like two blocks all the way home I lost a full star on my Uber rating I'm still battling to get it back I don't know how you got home you're strapped in but that was your shrewd chocolate but I remember it melted in your pocket and you were pissed but then you were just licking your hands like Augustus Gloop. Like you kept on dipping your hand into your pocket like a fun dip. It wasn't on some fiend shit. It was because like this is like this is something that's readily available at stores. It's legal to buy like shrooms are like becoming trendy or and everyone's taken them.

I'm like, all right. I'll just take a little piece. Yeah. And it's, but it was melted. It melted all to the bottom I think so I think it all. Fuck me up. Yeah. Dude, I had one.

I had one that I never expected. I did shrooms and I met up with. I can't remember he was like Kenjack and a bunch of. people anyways Clemer was there and as soon as the strewn you can't have that I was sitting across from Clemer and he had a couple you know I gets he likes to talk a lot yeah you can't have that and then

a strobe light came on so Clemer under a strobe light I was Those even work on him or is he too thinned for it to like light to bounce up it looked like a haunted house with the skeleton being yeah right I was having a conversation with Clemmer where I was seeing him every couple seconds Clemer was as the shrooms hit

and I was like I was having a hard time. Klemmer talks looks an axe like he's recently zapped pretty hard. He's always post-zapped. And then the effect of the strobelight too, it was a, it was a haunting, haunting experience. I feel

for Klemur there, I had a boy once blame my face for his bad trip. Oh, that's tough. He was like, I saw like eight of your face. I was like, dude. I've done shrooms once with you. I saw eight. All right, eight, eight mooks.

Eight mooks. Oh, my. I get it He was like it freaked me Two mooks would startle Eight mooks would horrify Yes Yeah

I've only had a good I've only done trims once And I had a good experience And I decided to retire after that Smart That's how I was with acid You had one good Yeah

It's not worth the gamble Great experience yeah And just now I'm like All right that was good Let's not fuck it up People in New York It always like Oh do you want to do acid

I'm like absolute dude here Here in like honks and taxis And like all that shit No no no no no no no thanks With you And I'm, like, tame compared to, like, dudes from Pennsylvania. Oh, yeah. Pennsylvania dudes.

Oh, they. No one does, no one does drugs like Pennsylvania dudes. I'm talking about the whole state. Pittsburgh, Philly, and in the middle. Yeah, they have no fear of fear. They don't. That's why they're so good at high school wrestling. Yeah, is that why?

Yeah. Damn. No, no, not for me. Yeah, I got a lot of dudes back home just still doing drugs like that. Yeah. It's just every weekend. And I'm like, are you, like, they're having a fun time, I guess. Having a blast.

They're having a blast, yeah. But they love drugs. Could, yeah. Are they easy to get? Yes. Like in any, like, I don't know how, I don't know how my high school peers were getting Xanax. Yeah, that I don't know either. I never figured out.

But they had it. And it was on the cheap. Oh, yeah. I feel like drug dealers are all encompassing. If you know one, they'll get you whatever you want. Okay. But they were teams. They were 14

Oh yeah They don't care They don't care What's uh What's uh Dana where you're from sandwich What's their drug Oh bad down there

The Cape Really bad Is it meth I think they do Uh No it's like Round Zero of the opioid crisis Opioids

Yeah Yeah You know You know about the bus stop At Harwich I do Yeah And that's like the worst spot

Do I know that The Harwich bus stop Yeah It's in the cave dude I take the bus stop I take the bus down to the Cape sometimes, and that bus stop is, like, in the documentary, like the huge documentary. No shit. Darwitch.

Dana, you know it? I know it. I don't know the bus stop. I know Harwich, the town. That's where I got married, I think. Was it? You think. Harwichport.

That wasn't that long ago? Yeah. No, no. Because there's Dennis and there's Harwich. I was going to mixed up. Did you go to Hyannis? Harwich Port. Harwichport.

Yeah. But then I moved to Hingham, which is very, like, Ritzie. I think. I don't know. Just people smoked a lot of weed there You had a little milf phase Where you were obsessed with milfs Who has better milfs, Dana?

Hingham or Cohasset? You were talking a lot about milfs How long was the milf phase And you were publicly talking milk? There's a lot of milfis and cohacet Let me tell you But were you a fake milf guy? No

You loved milfs Queen Anne's Corner Derby Street Man But what about them? You liked hot women The fact that they were mothers Didn't affect anything

No, it's just, it's seen like a rare Pokemon. Yeah. You know? I do now. Unfair amount of milf. Oh. Like you'll just be driving. Like, oh shit, that's a milf. That's, that's like a rare file.

But I think there's a lot of fake milf guys that like hot women that happen to have kids. I think them having a kid has to affect your attraction to them more. No, my friend group was a big milf group. Were they like, were they trying to fuck milf? I'm saying like, we all love the milfs. were they trying were they trying to sleep with milfs nobody was fucking anybody

that's the thing nobody ever fucking no but it's like a pipe dream when you're like 18 you're like I'm gonna bang a milf someday yeah me and my buddies went to like a bar with like older chicks and we're like we're gonna try to get a milf just didn't talk to single person no no no no we put on polos why didn't milfs just have a strangle hold

on us I think it was the word like every photograph every friend group you'd be like what's your oldest yeah what did I say about milt it's better than the opposite You're hashtag milfs unfair amount of milfs in cohacid I love milfs so many milfs out right now air freshener is bomb target plus kids going back to school equals milfs hashtag milfs although hingham has a surplus of milfs cohacet has us beat by a long shot milfs hashtag milfs I keep forgetting I'm driving a company car when I yell milf at milfs

you were doing that you were yelling milf at milfs from the company car ostensibly alone I think I was like 16 yeah this is 2014 you were 21 I didn't do that I'm 22 and a half years old and I still yell milf when I see milf even when I'm by myself were you 16 Dana if this will ever change

16 22 Verbanum. I tweeted that. 2015. No man in their 20 should add the half to their name. 22. I'm actually 22. Oh, it's just fucking crazy.

I can proudly say I don't do that anymore. But yeah, I used to do that. Do you think it? Yeah. Proudly saying. What was the company car? You were y'all in Milfout. It was like, I used to work for a...

It was like a garden center. It had flowers. flowers all over there. Now I think of it, that's crazy. There was flowers all over the car, like pink and purple. Wait, your company car was like florally decorated? Yes. And there's just this boy yelling milf out the window.

You really love milk. Not even for an audience, Dana. You said you'd like to do it alone and you couldn't stop. I didn't know I tweeted about milfs that much. The milf hashtag milf is crazy. At Milf. If you're at Derby Street on a sunny day, it's game over. What does that mean?

Hashtag Miltzity. What's game over? What does that mean? What's game over? For whom? What's the date on that one? 2012. Okay, yeah.

That was Milf City. Derby Street? Derby Street. Yeah. It's like rich moms everywhere. But do you and your boys like ever actually go talk? to them? No.

You just yelled Milf at the... Yes. Yeah. That was the extent of it. You and Patrick Sweeney? Come on, man. Is he related to Walt Sweeney? I don't know, Walt.

Who's Walt Sweeney? Who's Walt Sweeney? I don't... I don't know. That's what you was my freshman year. Chargers O. Lineman who got swept up into drugs that were given to him forced by the San Diego Chargers.

Chargers. Do I want to ask him? Ask who? Sweeney? You don't have to. I think he's passed. Waltz's dead? Mm-hmm. Damn. Sweeney was my freshman year roommate. We were pissing together, not together. We were next to each other

at urinals at Stonehill orientation. And I asked him to be my roommate. Wild piss. Mid-piss. Dana, do you remember what you wore to your college visit? It was a shirt that

said a phrase and something overtop it. Wait, what do you mean? Did you wear a shirt that says LeBron is a bitch with your varsity letterman's jacket over top? To the college tour? I visited my sister, yeah. With my letterman jacket,

green LeBron as a bitch underneath it. Do I have any bad tweets out there? Can you help me out? No. I don't think I do. Yeah, I was doing the same thing. Okay, good. I'm more because I feel like KB can be my like

Googler No nothing nothing too bad Milf's hashtag Milfs isn't bad right No no no no it's art Kyle have you ever tweeted milf Oh no Let's wait a minute Let's see

Milf KB no swag's never tweeted milf You're missing out Look up the Can you look up the KSU Probs? That's when I was a campus star for a day. I'm like, I'm so I can't see what?

I think problems or KB. Like, mentioning this stuff makes me laugh so much because it's all stuff I've forgotten and upset. It's got to be a smack like from the past. It's like probably a good feeling. It's a great feeling. Fucking Sweeney. Sweeney. I love Sweeney.

I remember I Google just a picture of chick falling out of ceiling in college and tweeted that at KSU probes. Acting like it was on Kent and it went pretty crazy. Really? Everyone was like, no way. I remember my high school wrestling rival, Arizona Miller.

He even replied, and I think he called me the N-word. Was he? One S, I think. No, he was an eccentric jockey, doubled as a wrestler. No KB, no swag. KSU PROBS. I tried that. Twitter.

Vance search is so broken because I'm so looking to be able to work my friend You know Kate Bosworth went to your high school

What? Who? She was my wallpaper on like my second iPhone The blue Was it blue crush? Mine was from

The Warriors Way She was a Western Kung Fu movie Blue Crush Great movie Love Bosworth There's more Milt tweets

Yeah there's more Milt Just saw Milf mowing her lawn Her husband is a lucky man You were kind of a gross guy No I think I was just saying because she was hot Right Nothing to do with the mowing I know

All right No no no you don't get it you A MOOC try just the hashtag KSu probs with one S Probably Yeah I'm looking KB I don't think it happened dude

Steve Kerell's wife went to your high school Found it was the first hashtag KSU props I did know People believed this Dude yeah You said it went kind of crazy It has 71 likes

This This was I promise you That was the best one of the Like I was a star It was a retweet air Oh yeah more retweets The whole campus

done seen it I am dying everyone's like what what building did this happen in people believe there's Arizona but dude

his profile picture's a little baby now it's so funny coming from that what does he say that's the boy that called you the N word lovingly

he said my N long time no C I hadn't seen him since we wrestled at OVAC finals in 2010 So he saw that and he was remind That's what that's what like I was I remember being out Girls were like did you want KSU probs today Really? Like let me talk to you

Let me pick your brain Oh that's got to feel so good That's what like prompted my addiction Going out after good having a tweet that hit a thousand likes. Mine was in Columbus. The first time I had a tweet hit a thousand likes because you retweeted it.

It was the greatest feeling on earth. I got so fucked up. People used to care. Yeah. It used to be like in a cop like dude. Yep. Nice. Thousand likes.

Yeah. I made it a big show to turn off my notifications because I was acting annoyed. I got a miss again. I'm muting this. It's destroying my battery. Oh, gosh. I mean, I love tweeting, but it's like.

When I saw you retweeted my tweet, I was like, fuck, it's over. Do you remember what it was? You, I mean, it's about Photoshop of you getting cucked? No, no, that was before that era. What was it? It was me wearing a pretty, pretty tall top hat.

And I was just like, I'll never tell how I sneak snacks into the movie theater. It's really funny. Is there something like that? Like, I found a way, but I'm not. telling but I've been stupid no it's that's timeless you think so I think it was I think it's really funny yeah you retweeted that and then it would hit a thousand in like two hours it was awesome yeah hell yeah dude what a time what a time what a time

Where'd you get that thing? It wasn't that tall. I had to Photoshop it taller. It was a pretty small hat. Yeah. All right. Anything else, boys? Get comfortable with these seats.

Top 100,000. I don't think we can do 100,000. I think it has to be the amount of subscribers we have. Okay. Because the difference between like 55 and 100 is potentially days. Yeah, correct. All right. So let's catch up.

to the subs and if you're disappointed I'm sorry so are you saying the current subs? No we have to once we surpass the subs there's going to be a live sub count what if it goes to 200,000 that will never happen and we'll cap it at 100 okay

catch you up or hit 100 is is gonna be the okay right yeah okay yeah and take it out on me if you're not happy about that and then you can take it also if you want us to If you prove to me, you have to sit and watch if you want us to go to 100,000.

You have to stay with us. If you're somebody that gets mad, I'm getting pre-mad at something that's not happening. Never mind. Whatever. Yeah, Monday. I'm going to be so luggage at this. Yeah.

Now, you're good for 30 houses in Game of Thrones. All right. Pretend you, we already exhausted all of like our large bundles of knowledge. Okay. In our niche categories of knowledge. pretend like we're fighting for extra things right now

yeah go uh power saw Capricorn band saw we're gonna get power saw we're gonna get all that out of the way Cog what was the question Cog's gonna go fast it's stuff we're

pretend like we're okay we're past the beginning where everything was just flying out of our mouse Patrick Ewing that's gonna be in top hundred yeah Stapleton Scape Park there we go yeah the guy that ran for mayor of Bethlehem

Orphi Klempa. Okay. We got Stapleton Scape Park and Orphy Klempa in like a minute. Spoon. Two per minute. Mount Zion. It's not going to be two per minute. That wasn't a minute.

That was 20 seconds. Breckenridge. We'll be fine. We'll be just fine. Zero bar. Start thinking of his old movies. Darius Miles. Nice.

Portland. Duran Washington. The perfect score. I can name KB. I can name so many athletes it'll blow your mind. You actually do blow my mind. Yes. I'll name so many athletes

that you've never heard of listen but they're real I believe you and I'm not gonna come I'm not gonna check I won't I won't I want to know what the last word

is going to be it's very I'm curious what's the what's the hundred thousand thing we'll think of Rudy you have to be it's Rudy oh fuck oh Rudy we just we just yell at him and they're like

Wait. Rudy. Yeah. The movie. Be an honor. If there's somebody in my life and I forget to name, they're going to hate me. If you're not in the top 100,000 things. We just ripped like Aunt Pam?

Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. We're golden. We're chilling. I don't know. Do you think Aunt Pan? Dude, how many counties? How many high schools do you have?

How many wrestlers do you have? 10,000? I'm starting to worry a little bit 10,000 You've never seen 10,000 of anything Yeah, you can't comprehend 10,000 No, I can't We're so fucked We're not fucked

We're so fucked We're not fucked It's so many things, dude We have to do a big house of things I don't think we can do like vague descriptions of something like say A grainy photograph No you can't say that

No adjectives What about light purple? What about light purple? That is a... What you just say lavender? Lavender or periwinkle. We're fine. I'll do some planets. How many things do you think are in this room?

4,000? No. Not even close. What? I kind of agree. A hundred. Way more than a hundred. If you break down what's in here and what you can look at,

I think there's 4,000 things you can name in this room. No. well this is one of those things that's probably mind blowing it's probably like a hundred thousand yeah if you'd like did he do we could you start doing the whole we've we have the whole earth yeah yeah we're gonna have to use that yeah wonderful all right anything else boys well yeah that's it all right god bless