A New Untold Story - 2 Grams No Heat - A New Untold Story: Ep. 346

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

Drew Blood, David Sedaris, Devon Sweeney, Magic Johnson, D Wade 0, & 2 Grams No Heat. AD: Gametime - Download the Gametime app or go to the website, enter your email, and redeem code UNTOLD for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/anewuntoldstory Want more Anus? Check out the links below https://linktr.ee/anuspodcastYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. I never learned how to dance or how to raspberry. Nobody's ever taught me how to dance. Can you guys bump your mics? Cool. Rudy? Check, check, check. Is it cool to bump the mics? Cool. Rudy? Check, check, check. Is it cool to bump the mic?

Yeah, you're popping your peas. Pop that peas. These don't provide as much as you think. I headbutted myself. Oh, right into the... It's not for padding. Yeah, I know, but I thought it was... I headbutted my microphone playing the Gollum video game

because it's so bad. And I drew blood. They're very hard, so don't headbutt. Drew Blood is a sick wrestler name. If I was a professional wrestler, Drew Blood. Drew with a D or a J? What the fuck?

Drew Holiday. It's going to be Drew. Like you drew blood. But I'm going to be an artist. That's going to be. Drew. Drew blood sounds like a gang member. Nah, nah.

No, he's a professional wrestler and he wears vampire teeth. He has a big pencil. It's sick. I'll be good. Are we good? Yeah. We use that as a cold open. Cool.

It's our first time ever doing a cold open, boys. Sick. That's your reply to what I'm going to say. No, you're just going to say, no, that's a new untold story. Hey, is that story old or told? No, baby! It's a new untold story.

A new untold story. It's a fresh, big untold story. It's a fresh, big untold story. A new untold story. Welcome back. Yeah, leave the Drew blood in there. Yeah, yeah. People are going people love that um welcome back a new untold story episode 358

346 okay that was closer to my uh typical guesses today's episode you guys know brought to you by game time it's our favorite app it's the exclusive ticketing partner barstool sports created fans for fans, GameTime's a ticketing app that makes it easier than ever to score last minute deals on tickets to sports, concerts, and shows. They guarantee the lowest, lowest price. Kyle, it wants an example of a must-see summer event. Those are the Nike Valeros. These are just Nike shorts. This is the Noyce brand.

I got it from a vendor in San Diego. Adidas hat, faux pas, whatever. So I would like to go see a Pirates game. And I'm actually going to go this Saturday. I'm going to Pirates Yankees here with my family. And listen to what people are saying about concerts. They're life changing. They're priceless. Go to something this summer.

I just bought five tickets to go see Medusa. What's that? That's one of the bands listed on here. Oh, that's a yeah. They're like tropical house. I think it's possible with the game time app.

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Enter your email and redeem code untold for $20 off your first purchase. And those terms do apply. We were going to do a weekly segment with Pilar, but, and I thought we were, yeah,

she came in here and she said she would give us once a month because her Instagram and LinkedIn went, got a little weird, I guess. Some people made some shirts specifically shouting her out. Some people have managed to send her Venmo requests. Oh, man.

Come on. But if you're watching this, those two shirts, we got an alternate skeleton and we have the MOOC shirts. Those will be live. As promised, Kyle and I will each be buying 10 MOOC shirts. Yes. and we are going to hide them throughout the city and the anus fans can go find them yeah like ukrainian

weed yeah 10 units of mook 10 units of mook that's what we'll call it and then you if you find it you have to tweet us a picture of you winnie the pooing it i like this yeah so that's what that's that but if pilar were here i had a billion dollar merch idea well let's pitch it to us all right so i was wearing socks that said usa yeah and people would like you know with the rise of cropped pants you know a little bit high water rudy you're the style guy check this out yeah i've been seeing that so this was me wearing a usa i drew it yeah right those are you wearing the usa okay yeah so the capris hold on let me see this is me wearing the usa socks right but i was thinking it would be you gave yourself dsls have you looked at my face let's suck it off

your body yeah well yeah i do i mean look what you did that that's not okay okay um but anyways i was wearing usa socks and somebody pointed at him they were like usa and i had to say yeah unfortunately so i had the idea to make socks instead of usa they're a little bit taller. And they say Medusa. Okay. So it's just like, nah, what? But they're red, white, and blue. Yeah. Is your left leg not hairy or did you just run out of time?

Is it the band you were just talking about? Oh my god. I just read it off the sheet. It was a Z. So I want to put Medusa socks in the stool. The Medusa socks will go off. Right. But it's a one-time wear, right?

Like they see them, they're just like, oh, those are your Medusa socks. And you're like, no, no, no. These are my, don't look her in the eyes. It's Medusa. Full sentence socks, dude. So it's a three pack. Look at that. Yeah.

So it would probably be longer than the legs those are pantyhose yeah i guess it's longer than his legs but look at him look at his face now he's like crying laughing because he got you oh that's a he's giggling yeah yeah so i want to get those in the store that's what i wanted to pitch pilar at least get us a pack of usa and medusa's she would she's she's gonna love that you think so yeah she's to be really all in for that. I don't know if she's going to crack up hard or just gasp at the idea. Yeah. Can you spy cam it and run up and pitch it real quick?

How? No, I think she's pretty fed up with us. And for the people on the bar stool Instagram, like whenever they post merch, she's not in charge of quality. She's not QC. She's BM. She's BM, not QCc i didn't know i would have assumed qc as well what's qc stand for quality control she's not qc no you wouldn't

have assumed qc no anyways so we got the yeah we got the we got the we got the merch out of the way that'll be up there and there's there's a lot of the discord i i we have a lot of gold in there i told the boys we'd have her back on but we have a a lot of i haven't seen and i would like to see i sent you a text you guys a text this weekend went 24 hours without a response still wasn't yeah what was it it was an idea it was an idea for merch and nobody fucking responded to me i don't want to read the text i didn't even see it i still what was it at 541 on Saturday, Nick said, we need some merch that is pussy pink colored.

Okay, moot. Yeah, that's on you. Scour the new biofilms subcategory on Pornhub. It's free. And we'll find one to your liking. Find a pussy. Pull the screenshot. Zoom in.

You choose the pussy. But why did you guys not respond? I was learning Spanish, so I have a good excuse and who else no because it's like you could have just thumbs up it like yes i i agree we need pussy imagine that like oh you're sure this is the exact color of a pussy and if guys don't recognize that you get to clown them oh you didn't notice okay we have now you're thinking outside of the box. No, I'm inside of the box. Well, I like these merch ideas. They're more than just clothes. No, they're still clothes. Okay. Yeah, but you know what I mean.

Nope. Thinkers. They're real thinkers. Imagine that you're wearing a shirt that's the exact color of a pussy. Pussy pink. Do you want it modeled after a famous porn star? No, no. You pick the pussy. You pick it. Okay. It could be any pussy. Whatever you think is the... Any whatever whatever one sinks you okay yeah whatever stops you track and say wow that's a thing of beauty all right i'll do my oh yeah whoa yeah

that fucking guy um dude today speaking of this um first off i'm off porn, but this. Wait a minute. Whoa. You said that gaily. Yeah, I did. I did. And I don't care. This dude followed me for like six blocks and onto the subway. He was a super wily Russian, I think. He was wily? He was wearing like gym clothes.

He moved like an asparagus. He was wily and giggly wearing like gym clothes He moved like an asparagus He was wily and giggly How did he move like an asparagus? He was the shape of an asparagus He was like waving but he was also sly like a fox Oh so he was probably moving like a piece of meat But he was giggly like a griffin And he kept asking me questions

He was like what sports did you play? I was like How long do you have the accolades i'll give you the cliff notes on my um then i said what sports do you play just being nice and he was like swimming i used to swim and i said um then he's like but a lot of porn too and i was like are you a porn actor and he said no i just watch a lot that happened to you yeah it's one of those things that it happened and it's like that's that was that was weird and very significant to my life but it's

but it no no one cares no nobody does so how did was he expecting you to react i don't know that that just happened it's just one of those things that i think was very weird what why are you off porn what why are you off porn oh my god the dopamine but that's like it's a isn't like getting it out a little healthy it's gonna ruin it um i think masturbation is healthy okay but pornography is horrible for the brain okay colman you know when you when you watch porn, your dopamine spikes like crazy. You're off. You're off. Yeah.

Last time we pressured you into saying you'd fuck Ellen. Last time. Yeah. OK, no, but are you? How are how is the dopamine? There is something I need to bring up about that. Horrible. You've been calling them parcels.

I think it's parsecs as units of sun. Rudy, that would be a crazy development that I'd be embarrassed to find out about. It's like semantics. Like a parcel is just like a package of something. So technically you're correct. But parsecs is a unit of measurement used in astronomy. With like the sun distance from sun. Right.

Yeah. So, I mean, maybe you have you been getting parcels i've been chronically healthy and i'm at the final phase and now i'm just so chronically healthy that i'm miserable oh no um first off i take back everything i said about abs um it's very hard and it's ruining my life. Are you trying to get abs? Yeah, it's I'm at a calorie deficit and I quit weed and now I'm miserable. Oh, so Kyle and I are both. That's ruining. It's ruining my life, ruining my life.

I am demolishing him. I am such a better sleeper than Kyle. I'm bodying you. So that was I'm an REM three and a half hours a night you're barely grazing 15 minutes rem those eyeballs are stagnant i know my sleep is horrible because i think i quit weed cold turkey i think that might be the reason but that's fine i accepted that i was like at least i have the strain my strain numbers are trash i like i've been working out i've been lifting to failure and this is a big Huberman thing

and today I'm bodying him today I woke up at 5 30 just to try to get my strain up I was doing suicides on pier 46 like a maniac trying to get that heart rate up and I still registered like a moderate score so I don't know what I got to do moderate score so i don't know what i gotta do you're running solo i was doing i started jogging and then i was like i i gotta do more suicides on the turf um people are gonna just hear the suicides on pier 46 and think there are more google layoffs that's probably mean so you got matching whoops we have matching whoops and i've been i'm i'm i'm the sleep god still calibrating i'm all calibrated i yeah so it's been a blast though this is the most interesting interested i've ever been in my own life but the least interesting i've

ever been whoa and it also like imagine if you were this interested in your life when like your body was in its peak. Yeah, I don't know. But I also think I don't regret drinking in excess and having fun in the early to mid 20s. No, no, definitely not. Now's the time. What's this?

What? Hey, what's up everyone? This is your boy, Devin. And KB has a nice fat ass that I want to fuck. I want to fuck his ass so bad. And I want to cum on his motherfucking ass cheeks. And then I want to fuck him so hard and rough that he screams my motherfucking name. And then I'm going to cum over his body.

Hell yeah. Is this guy named Dev devon or devon with an o yes because i didn't know because people were like people on my instagram were like i only here for only here because of devon i'm like my pictures from 2012 who the fuck is devon i guess that is that that's i guess he's a pretty big now was that off the cuff like no I think he's definitely reading is that a cameo he's in our discord he just posted that randomly

what that wasn't a cameo I don't know oh that was somebody paid for him to say Devin he's like big on Instagram and TikTok I don't know his deal though I have a clue of his deal I have a slight clue of his deal not a full deck and TikTok. I don't know his deal, though. I have a clue of his deal. I have a slight clue of his deal.

Not a full deck. Dude's playing Euchre. Nines, tens, and faces. He's got a bunch of old maids. He's got a pair of old maids taking care of him. Oh my god and that yeah so um there yeah that subsect is getting into cameo which is the best thing ever no um i saw the racist the racist slur that we need to stop becoming a world of t-shirts podcast oh yeah it's uh before we need to get out ahead of it and disavow i'm breaking away from that world yeah how do we do this do we say do we say we don't

fuck with him or the just the whole and we don't fuck with the whole experiment i think we just say we've always yeah no i think it has jumped the shark this past week with michael quinn see now we're just going to talk about it again yeah he's pound for pound probably the biggest loser in the lower 48 i think there's somebody up and he can't he behaves like a man who's been um trying and failing from a strategic standpoint at getting pussy since the mid-70s like this is his like desperately his last habit. His last. Yeah. Yeah. To which means you've had to turn over quite a bit to

gain to this to gain followers from this guy. Yes. I mean, I get it. You get it. I did the same thing. Yeah, man, I can place pictures of food in the outline of states get me a job um we are recording this a little early today's tuesday because kyle and i are out filming a documentary um uh for the following week. And this is part one of a three-part

traveling plan that we have. We're doing a documentary we've talked about with Clemmer on Monkey Boy. Monkey Boy was the backup mascot for the Nashua Pride, currently the Nashua Silver Knights. And Clemmer was the assistant to Monkey Boy. Monkey Boy voted the uh second most

famous person in new hampshire yeah the entire state um he and apparently he uh is like a cult legend and still is iconic in the state so second most famous in new hampshire any guesses on the first uh new hampshire adam sandler no no it's al caprellian the weatherman i need you guys to pull up this weatherman uh because at first i was like this is monkey boy one of these is a monkey boy and one of these is a weatherman how is the weatherman more popular than the monkey boy? You know, weatherman just says the weather monkey boy has hijinks. He thrusts. He has tearaway pants. The weatherman, Al Caprellian.

Can you pull up the YouTube? Rudy, are you connected to the screen? I can in a second. Cool. Thank you. I need you guys to see this and you understand why he is the most famous. What do you call somebody from New Hampshire? New Hampshireian?

Yeah, it's New Hampshire. New Hampshire, right? New Hampshire. I don't know. I don't know. New Hampshire. It's got to be about them. But while Rudy's pulling that up, we are the whole story of Monkey Boy is kind of a sad

one. He was tackled while he was performing. Got hurt. Sent him into a downward spiral. We're not understating how big of a deal this guy was in the early 2000s. Yeah. He would travel the world and get paid from teams. He wasn't just for the National Pride. Other teams would pay him to do the halftime show.

He'd fly across the country and get paid to do this. People went crazy for Monkey Boy. And then an incident happened where he was tackled as he was performing by destroyed his knees um and clemmer had to fill in and clemmer got booed it said what drove him into alcoholism stuff like that he said he would weep into his ciders after every every game um and so we are going there to learn about that area and then we're going to go down to florida to meet I don't know what to I don't know how to shorten his name because both ways are racists, but

I'm the world famous monkey boy. And so we're going to meet him and we're going to try to convince him to come back up for one last hurrah. We're going to try to find the guy that tackled him. Are we saying too much?

Yeah, we'll stop there. We're going to try to find the guy that tackled him. Are we saying too much? We'll stop there. There's a lot more that we've got. It's been a lot of prep work. We're going with Clemmer. Kyle, you're doing... Clemmer is our resource into this world. He'll be showing us around as a tour guide. Michelangelo is directing. Kyle, you're doing advanced research. Yes.

Which is what? I'm doing... putting some plus signs in my google searches oh shit different yeah like codes and stuff so kyle will be hitting these people with these hard he's almost like nard war when we're interviewing these people you're going to be you know you're going to be like nard war yeah and so we'll see where it leads and it's we're going to be traveling three times this summer to do it. Really excited for it. So this is the number one most.

Yeah. Just go up to, yeah, that one right there was probably fine. So this is the most famous man in New Hampshire. Do hijinks. Let's not do this one. I don't want any fan edits.

I want it raw. Okay. Yeah. That's a tribute video. Yeah. That want it raw. Yeah, that's a tribute video. Yeah, that one's fine. Featuring WNDS meteorologist Al Caprillion. No. Go back. Let's start that from the beginning.

Let's try that one more time. Yeah, no shit. That's the most famous man in New Hampshire. And I believe we have him for the doc. And we have to not laugh. Did he just inhale a weather balloon? We have a high of voice. That start was...

Then it kind of regresses to a Boston accent. That start was... Eww! Oh, then it kind of regresses to like a Boston accent. Nice day. Also, they're using a picture of the beach for New Hampshire. 18 miles of coast. That's nothing. Ain't nothing. That's false advertising.

But yeah, so that is the most famous man in New Hampshire. Where you get the pleasure of trying to get the second most famous out of retirement um we'll see where it leads very excited for it a lot of prep uh yeah hopefully it'll be like an hour 20 minute video right the longer the better yeah maybe it'll be four hours we'll see uh what else you got going on still i got going on i talked about that hotel check yeah um i don't know it might i don't think it's a hotel i had another freak out in the electronics section at the target and tribeca what yeah what what was the freak out were you trying to get headphones i was trying to get a speaker bluetooth speaker for the beach that i

didn't go to and they have there's no one there obviously no one's gonna work that part for sure and then there there there were stickers all over the place that press here for help but no button so i'm i'm freaking out like where's the buy yeah then so where was the button there was no button they just had stickers decoy sticker and i was just trying to make a point i knew i wasn't pressing any button but i was pressing everywhere and i was hoping people would see me and nobody saw no i got i bought a basketball instead it's too small the. The basketball's too small? Yeah. What do you mean? Do you buy women's?

It said... Maybe I don't know what a basketball feels like, but I played and it felt too small. I have that giant speaker SAS gave me you could have borrowed. Yeah, whatever. Basketball's fun. I beat my girlfriend horse to... To what? Shut her out.

What? Shut her out. Oh, you shut her you shut her out the only letters i got were in varsity wrestling i made her film it and the fucking highlight video doesn't even capture the hoop so it's just me shooting into fucking were you mad at her for that i beat her horse to nothing and i got no actual highlights out of that so yeah that was that was a little bit frustrating. Wait, let me see the highlight video. Did you post it on your story? No.

I don't do social media on the weekends. I deleted both apps. Wow. For the weekend. Oh, okay. The long weekend. Okay. Twitter is, Instagram I can handle, Twitter is the one that just fills me with rage.

Why? It's just news at this point. No, it's everything is hateful. Everything turns into a hateful debate. It was like, what was it? Someone was debating. I don't know. Were those new kicks again?

Yeah. You've been really getting into the active wear. I have. I'm trying to fuck those whoopies and whatever. It's all I got. It's all I got. No way, man. A lot of stuff to look forward to. I know.

I look forward to it. I can't. I'm at 4.30 a.m. I'm like, I need it to be 5 so I can reasonably wake up now. I'm ready to start the day. For fun, can we look at some of the merch that has been submitted right what i've been i've been wanting to do that you you just need to get in the discord i'm nervous did you lose your computer no i have it i'm just nervous i don't know

wait did you post in the discord no no, no. Someone with the name KB, who else posted in the news section? They're not allowed to do that. Rudy has my login. I think I do, but I haven't, I haven't done any fuck shit. I've been thinking about it though, because I do have your login.

Rudy spelled doodle D O D L E. That's not even true. I was playing a game on predicting games. We had to spell it really quickly in the D and the O's all look similar. I was clicking really quickly. That's your Nick. Nick couldn't even a game on Addicting Games where you had to spell it really quickly and the D and the O all looked similar. I was clicking really quickly. Nick couldn't even kill Aztec people within a reasonable time. I wasn't killing Aztec people.

He was playing Counter-Strike and it was people to kill. Yeah, my god. They couldn't kill Aztecs. You couldn't spell doodle and you tried to own me by saying I couldn't murder and extinct peoples. Moron. owned me by saying i couldn't murder and extinct peoples moron so here are some of the new posts yeah so dinga dinga is pretty good but i just

i want to go from the top no there's one i want to stop at this one i love a good meta shirt and this is the burgundy tarp that the big mayor wore with the big mayor on the back thanks look at that so it's like a picture of the shirt and use on the shirt that's fucking sick who did this i don't know oh it's pink too kyle gmk gmk oh that's pussy pink is that pussy pink also i have a sketch i want us to do uh uh tiktok video okay um remind me i was i'm getting ahead of myself see when i first started people said i had the same face as 50 cent yes you do holy shit holy fuck especially in that picture that is my face but you look like 50 cent well yeah i could see how you could see that it just blows my mind that

he was able to achieve that torso while at an old age partying getting shot yeah the abs are the hardest thing i don't know people with abs tell me the uh why should i be motivated to get them and sustain them aside from the the aesthetics which is not a motivator for me because like who's gonna see me shirtless? If you have abs, you will be so insufferable and be shirtless all the time. Yeah, shirtless playing horse.

And then, wait, let me see the highlight tape. No, because then the focal point will be my fucking body. Then, for the better or worse, then, yeah,

what is the, do you feel better? Like, the are you do you feel more testosterone what is what is the motivator there i don't feel like you can read i don't feel like that's a tight an album title you can read out loud get for the audio listeners can you say those second two letters yeah it's me uh on 50 cents body on the album get rich or die nick or die truck yeah there we go yeah hold on it's pen i can't believe you look like 50 cent pen you're gone you're fucking gone dude what's brown bag gang what was that and established next year is this guy oh my god this guy's ahead of that's a bit this guy skipped ahead episodes

he knew we probably would do something yeah brown bag gang established 2020 wait this guy what slow down okay yeah next year we should put out should have established with the year way ahead. That's a Kyle keychain? Why? Readily available at most souvenir beach shops. Yeah, but that's pretty cool. I would wear that. It's kind of cool.

Yeah, it does look cool. That says Ringa Dingas instead of Ring Dings, the snack cake. No, no, no. I'll tell you when to stop. It's time for... No. That one's good. This one's good. Read out loud, Kyle. Oh, Jesus Christ. Wake up, listen to Anus, and fuck Mook's mom.

I'm back in her good graces. She has to hate that you got this job. You used to be an accountant, dude. That's every mom's dream to have an accountant son. It's even in the moot colorway. It is in the moot colorway. That one's really good.

Ooh. Yeah. That's sick. That's really good. Fuck the other shirt, though. Dunstan KB checks in instead of Dunstan. Why? Explain all of that.

You remember the movie Dunstan Checks In about the monkey going to a hotel? Yes, somehow. Yeah, now I do. It's like along the same lines of like baby geniuses. I guess. Probably more about monkey trouble is the one I would compare it to.

But like the same. This one's great. Why have sex with my wife when I can golf and then it's just our golf line anus golf i think that's got a lot of that one's good that one's really really good that would sell really well um that one's pretty cool i just want to do this for a living now that's what sell shirts yes i'm into this now i want to get into the game i'm into the merch game so let's keep scrolling uh scroll up actually scroll up pretty far because the guys went crazy submitting after that first segment but let's like

um narrow them down for pullouts the crate implant owns okay this is the skeleton we're using for the new shirts but i talked to the lead designer upstairs he's getting it away to where he found a new uh vendor and it's going the graphics going to be the whole entire back of hell. Yes. Yes. I'm very excited. Must have or front of the shirt. I don't know.

We need to probably. It's a mini shirt. No mini. No minis. No more minis. Let's keep going. Let's keep going. Keep.

Oh, boy. I don't quite understand that one. This one's pretty fucking funny and i don't know why simple man cigarettes no punctuation but do we ever talk about cigarettes boobs and basketball we just talked about basketball for the first time ever and that's one that says i'd rather be blind than look like this with kyle with glasses yeah we're becoming too visual if it's brown it's that's a hunting shirt i guess kind of no it's kind of cool but let's keep going yeah hold on i'll tell you when to stop that one's pretty

funny that's just a shirt you could buy at walmart that guy didn't make that uh that one's pretty funny my brother called me acoustic i told him i don't even know how to play guitar but like the layout of these shirts are so dog shit so bad uh uh keep going what is that that shark one looks like an actual that's this okay yeah yeah um keep going what's eating gilbert grape but it's our faces. No, that's somebody that just bought our shirt. Keep going. That's Mr. Yuck. Now keep going. This one right here.

We out here. What do you know about Poland? I mean, that's what Poland did say. We out of here. Yeah. During the war. We are we're hard to love, but once you do love us, it's the best love you've ever experienced.

She said on Tumblr. That's the thing about us. Polo. That. Yeah. Bookmark that. Okay. i think we could remember it you got a protocol oh that's a really good one i'm the master telling you what yes yes i'm sorry for the visual episode to the listeners um keep going keep going this person i think did a microsoft word where it's really hard to get the letters to work y'all y'all broke up much just a little mini guy from

hardy's um this is a really funny one it's a bethany hamilton jersey and it's arm one that's good yeah i don't know make that more jersey galaxy isn't that an asshole that's yeah someone's workshop that is that a black galaxy like a phone okay same same vibe oh no shit we got a hip-ass chick wearing that too that's gonna get that might be a title can you let me see my i want to see my physique in this this is age 18 okay okay go on which one are? Are you the one that's on the bottom? I'm actually winning this one. It's high school. Okay.

Okay. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Shout out Villa. There's one. Okay. Yeah.

You can scroll. This one's good. This one's good. Mark Sate from KB's heat check vote for tim conway yes yeah that's a really fucking good one yeah so we just need to pick out some really uh we need to pick out the best oh boy i like this one but that's just already a real shirt this I like this colorway holy fuck well I mean that's

that tech I believe that that purple is like the color of magic from disc world that's the color that magic is in that universe totally um anyway magic is intangible that'll be the color of it when you see it

if you're keen to if you're yeah very sick shout out to all the guys making it yeah they're they're good thanks for the participation yeah and kb you gotta jump in there yuck it up with the fellow this is i'm liking what i see all right oh this they made a untell this bitch for every show at Barstool. Rassle this bitch. Bracket this bitch. Pardon my bitch. Pardon my bitch. Son of a bitch.

It actually works the worst for us. This is sick. Fire. Mook. Yeah. Right where the titties go. My end goal was to have Mook as a category on the barstool store for drop down these are not safe for work for warren we'll save that for later wait no actually pull those up

because i think it's just a guy spreading his asshole yeah it's just a guy it's it's the guy spreading his asshole okay a lucky guess oh shit rudy shakespeare in the street that's when you had a gay boyfriend oh yeah weird no it was a cool relationship you had a gay boyfriend for six months does that make you gay oh I love this one so it's mook as exodia and it says

mook zodiac yeah play play yeah these are all fucking good yeah shout out the discord man big shout out Yeah. Play, play. Yeah, these are all fucking good. Yeah. Shout out the Discord, man. Big shout out. Yeah, this is awesome.

Thank you, guys. That's a lot of words. Yeah, this is good, though. Yeah, so keep them coming. We're going to. We're going to keep firing on these. It is fun. It's very fun just to.

And when I say fun, it's mostly fun just to look at other people's ideas and then pass them off as your own right oh yeah that's been the pinnacle of all internet yes exactly all right um let me just do a second ad read oh wait psych uh-oh let's keep talking uh owned you guys you probably thought was an ad coming up what episode is this 346 one of the rarest numbers you've said that for like the past i can't and also there is rare numbers there's one of every single one but you would think these numbers would have some significance i couldn't find shit on 346 you couldn't find shit on 346 is the year in which the visigoths were converted to arianism by wolfila hats off to wolfila but 346 is the area code of houston texas oh well it's one of them i'm sure it's not the primary one i don't care

we haven't done houston it's also the area code of Sugar Land. Okay. Pearl Land in Baytown, which all sound like synonyms of the weekend albums. It also. Wait a minute. Have you gone on a weekend album rant? Because I feel like. Oh, you break up.

He has the weakest names. But Sugar Land is a synonym of Kiss Land, Pearl Land, Baytown. It's also the Woodlands League City fake names. Thoughts on Houston? land pearl land bay town it's also the woodlands league city fake names um thoughts on houston that was the absolute that was the inverse the last time i was there that was the inverse of what i am now health wise so you were nervous you don't like doing man on the street i was miserable um you liked being in uniform i was in a bad uh health spot so i couldn't enjoy anything so i maybe i would enjoy houston now you like being in uniform you thought you you took a lot of photos of yourself i did and the one you could see my tiny dick

that's that's the issue with uh putting on uniforms and baseball pants yeah baseball pants houston mayor i mean it's sylvester turner we're not going to heat check sylvester turner he's well respected not just in the houston area and in the mayoral community but by me as well why is he respected by you he has done a lot if you look at his instagram sylvester turner you don't have to right now 57 000 followers that speaks for itself he gets a lot. If you look at his Instagram, Sylvester Turner, you don't have to right now. Fifty seven thousand followers. That speaks for itself. He gets a lot of action. He plays the washboard, which I didn't know was an instrument.

I get what washboard abs mean. And so you wear it on your neck and it looks like abs. He you didn't know washboard was a thing. I never like seen it. Wash somebody playing a washboard is always an animatronic that's one of the go-to animatronics yeah city of houston mayor turner you get my approval nice and i'll say houston mayor turner sounds like a threesome that did happen probably whitney houston john mayor tina turner the funnest threesome in pop culture

history probably and imagine the vocal range and octaves of the moans the mezzo soprano the rasp and the john's baritone i think john mayer is rumored to have fucked tina turner who i was just looking up she died last week yes i didn't know that oh um but there are rumors that they already fucked so No way. There are John Mayer and Tina Turner. Tina Turner died at age 83. I don't know when they fucked, but I...

Or did you make that up? No, because I wanted to see. Whose octave range is greater than Whitney's? Kelly Clarkson's. Is this measurable? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wait a minute. Oh, no no so that was in pitch perfect too that he fucked Tina Turner

wait a minute did you watch pitch perfect too oh no I've never seen that did John Mayer really date Tina Turner so why is that why is that even a question being raised yeah I guess it says what I'm seeing is about Pitch Perfect

2. What happened to Anna Kendrick? Um, probably chilling, enjoying her wealth, not addicted to relevance. Are you? I was for a while, like chronically it's horrible what part of the job like you

kind of just professionally you need to be as relevant as possible but then you also want it for your own self too you said you're the most you're back to being miserable no i'm just like beats right now like exhausted from like working out too much, dieting and all this shit. But I feel good. Do I look tan? For you, yeah. I got hella parcels this weekend. Did you?

What'd you do? Read on my dad's roof. Read? Oh, nice. Yeah. No social media. Book. Book.

Physical book. Kindle. Yeah. That counts. What'd you read? David Sedaris. Is he the guy? Is he cormac mccarthy nope i wanted to act like i knew that is the best thing you just say a different person is that uh i couldn't think of anything

about him is he the guy who writes in that style is he wait that's the best out ever all right um sylvester turner posted a slideshow of three photographs on may 13th is it just may 14th that is the worst quality of photograph i've ever seen. This is just a side. You don't need to really look it up. Okay. It looks like someone painted watercolor on a loose leaf, not a literal loose leaf that fell from a tree, and then scanned it, and then ripped it, shredded it, and then put it back together with scotch tape it's the quality of the photo what date i also had 20 philly 25 million people have rated the app instagram which is weird rated yeah rated that's fine yeah i would never you would never rate the app so here's what we're looking at we We're looking at the city of Missouri City, Texas,

and the mayor, Robin Ellicott, he is an Indian American, handle Robin J-E-L-A-C-K-A-T-T. This guy has posted 46 times in the month of May. That is exhaustive. That's more than once a day. That is insane. And he's getting barely any likes.

Spell this out for me again. Zero comments. Robin. R-O-B-I-N-E-L-A-C-K-A-T-T. I can't even, I don't even know if I can heat check him. He needs more eyes on his page. Oh.

Needs more action. Okay. His latest pic, he's with Siho Mundoplakil, which if you know, you know. Boys. A blast from the past with Siho Mundoplakil. We all know Siho Mundoplakil. Okay, yeah, he's a good page. May 19th, he's holding up the one gesture with his finger which is a

tough look to promote his instagram on instagram to the tune of one like where's where's then it's promoting a different instagram mayor at mayor robin ellicott so he has two pages and he's posting essentially the same things getting no action the only time he's gotten a comment is when he posted his teen daughter and someone commented a flame emoji oh no you don't know what you've just done yeah so yeah yeah two grams with no heat That's like making s'mores without a fire. He's not not looking good. Armed Forces Day post. He got one like on the business, zero on the personal.

Monthly high May 6, 29. Today, while I miss my baby girl, rack up two gold medals in state championships for track and field. Our city council team and I were in a two day retreat planning future of our city. So he missed his daughter when a state championship is probably the most the biggest moment of her life to do like a sleepover camp for the future of Missouri City, which I felt to be. You could have missed that for his daughter. May 12th, he's playing Jenga in a suit with a black family.

The black people are rejoicing as they realize it was the brown man who was responsible for the tower falling. I'm good at him. He's good at keeping a stern face, but when it comes to the hands, Robin Quiver and lost he's good at keeping a stern face but when it comes to the hands Robin quivers and lost the game of Jenga

May 11th reveals that he is a manlet or everyone in that picture is very tall oh no no no because there's him behind the podium on May 11th as well his swag who's that dude next to him how would we know that

are you seriously asking us he looks like he's like 7-11 i yeah i mean his outfits aren't bad. I think he needs more love. So we'll call it a draw. What do you know about the Missouri City? Nothing. Is it missing his daughter's state championship track meet? Is it a very Indian city? I doubt any city in Texas is.

It's fair. Confirmed. I think we can confirm the height allegations here on this one. We have a second source. Yeah. I'm not making fun. Yeah, no, it's just we. Oh, as a 75,000 people.

Jesus. Okay. Well, that's Texas. That's a small city in Texas. It's like bigger than. Yeah, he is. He's a small city in texas it's like bigger than yeah he is he is a small small man i wonder if maresh knows him maresh has so many cousins every building i walk by is like my cousin lives there yeah what's up with that i don't know man

what is up with that how do we lose our ads um now save this i bought a new hoodie and it's fucking sick you want to see it a hoodie in june yeah it's on sale okay what is it kind of it's so sick the pictures won't do it justice but it's like uh it says like very long in like a death metal font why would it say that look at those sleeves dude long ass sleeves yeah i've been looking for one for a while you bought it yeah rock that i'm really excited about that um rudy you said you've been working on something yeah i just had like a little game that thought i'd be fun with you guys i kind

of came across this when i was streaming and it's basically you guys got to guess this character it's kind of similar to a dozen category and i just like got just so into this fictional character that i wrote like a little wikipedia so i'm gonna read the wikipedia you wrote the you wrote the wikipedia no it's not a real one i just wrote like a mock one but i guess i could i don't know how to i don't know how to submit on wikipedia i imagine it's not that remember when everybody was somebody tried to clown the guy that made all the wikipedia entries and that person got destroyed the best yeah that guy is the one of the he's a literal hero yeah he's wrote he's written thousands hundreds of thousands of wikipedia entries

probably the most used app for me or not used website for me. It's my most clicked website. I give that website a lot of clicks, but probably not the most used. Oh, yeah. I love it when I see a good like controversy tab. It's the best. Oh, salivating. So I'll read it. I guess you guys just try to guess it, who this is.

It's I don't want to give too much away, but it's a combo of two people. It's not. It's a fictional character, but it's a combination of two real people two real people got it technically real like one could be fictional one could be real but they're people that exist you know i mean like you'll know who they are okay uh so this character is a sympathetic villain appearing in the dc comic universe this mixed race character is the third african-american character to be introduced in the comic book slow down slow down slow is that too much trying to register yeah yeah okay no no just unless you're trying to win then you're doing a good job i'll mess up and then people will

say i can't read uh you could only read fast yes i'll try to slow down this mixed race character is the third african-american character to be introduced in dc comics behind black panther and the green lantern whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa black panther is marvel well okay i'm not a real wikipedia this is a fictional yeah it's fictional behind uh the black panther and green lantern who apparently originally was black i did not know the green lantern yes uh so they obviously went with the next obvious choice. What do you know about Green Lantern, Kyle? Nothing.

Anyways, much like the canon story, this character is an accomplice of the Joker. The two of them first meet on the 22nd episode of the Batman animated series, Birds Are Praying for a Family Feud. Steve Harley Quinn. Is that it? Steve Harvey Quinn. Oh, shit. I guess I made it too easily. Steve Harvey Michael Quinn.

Yeah. I'm going to keep talking about him. I would have been a better one. I wrote this before I really got deep into the Michael Quinn saga. Just a deplorable character makes makes harvey quinn look like i don't know about harvey quinn it's harley quinn it's harley yeah harley steve harvey quinn uh this episode the joker tricks the batman to go on a game show arkham asylum inmates feuding with imaginary families he brings batman on the show simply so he can make fun of the batman for

not having uh any bitches no family and thus no way to win this game that is based on having even one singular homie batman insists this isn't funny and the other works uh and he works better as a lone wolf but he still puts up a tony snell stat line as tears create pale s jories in his eye makeup however the joker doesn't get the pleasure he thought he would from clowning on the Batman as he soon becomes enamored with the host of the game show. You were doing this? You felt like writing this? Yeah. It's impressive. Yeah, it's fun writing fan fiction.

Bring it to life. Watch your creation become something that can be seen. Yeah. Like my Medusa socks. Yeah. The host is wearing a leather choker sporting the rare afro pigtails, has an enormous bust covered by only a form-fitting androgynous Hillary Clinton style pantsuit patterned

with pinstripe. They also have a comically large hammer that they use to bop contestants whenever they break an answer. The Joker is so enamored by this person that he falls into a, but he soon falls into a depression when he realizes that he will never be as funny as a regular black guy. This reminds me of I was thinking more about your weirdest hear me out a handful of guys

that's your weird yeah yeah that's what do you mean a handful like five or six yeah mike and ike is that because you were eating them before the show? I was, yeah. They're so good. Yeah, Mike and Ike are good. I've got a real fucking sweet tooth lately. Cut right before that. Okay. Oops.

I wish you guys knew. Sorry, I was really... That took up a lot of time, Steve Harvey Quinn. Is there a visual to go with if you're a basketball player's son you're either trans or a basketball player yeah if you're a legendary basketball player yeah it's a flip of the coin Dwayne Wade yeah right one that's balling and one that's ball-less D. Wade Zero on a scale

no dick no dick Wade Zero hype me up even if you don't know why Magic Johnson disappeared hype me up even if you don't know why magic johnson uh disappeared that was good lebron's youngest.

His dad's just got to keep on trying to barge in his room. He's trying to catch him. Stay focused on basketball. You see, Bronny brought a white girl to prom and people freaked out. No, he's a milkman. People were getting pissed. Not Bronny. They got him too.

He went to prom, dude. Oh my god. Oh, Mook, you have any housekeeping? I wish I could have gone to prom with a white girl. I was raiding Gnomeregan. My clan. None of them were white. They were orcs

and tauren. Oh my god I have a bunch of housekeeping you have a bunch of housekeeping yeah I gotta pray when the ambulance passes alright you did that in Spanish say something in Spanish

I'm not at that level yet I just learned the basics I don't want to speak Spanish I want to just understand it more does the app make you say it into the phone Oh, say something in Spanish. I'm not at that level yet. All right. Just learn the basics. I'm not even trying. I don't want to speak Spanish. I want to just understand it more. Does the app make you say it into the phone? Yeah. Yeah.

That's great. That's super annoying, and I do it really loud. What was the motivation for this? Watching 14 Peaks about this guy, Nims, who climbed the 14 peaks that are above 8,000 meters, including K2, Everest, and the most challenging summits in the world. Yeah. And I've seen, I'm familiar with, how does that? He did it in like a one summer.

Yeah. I was just saying, you know, like I've always been like, there's no, I would never even attempt to learn a different language. That is so much time and so intimidatingly difficult. So this is your 14 peaks. It's like, I can do this. Okay. I can do this. Okay.

Will I? No, but the pursuit is better than the outcome. What's like the general timetable to learn a language? I don't know. I don't know. I think I'm learning quickly, quicker than I did when I was a freshman. I just didn't pay attention right i got it's more fun now i'm like when you the more you the better you get at learning it

the more you want more addictive it becomes you got banned yeah what's that mean you got banned from duolingo from from i got like when i took spanish for eight wait how do you spell banned oh no very funny but when i got my dyslexia diagnosed apparently retaining languages is like the number one thing that your brain just like can't really oh yeah so they were just like you don't ever have to do this again it was awesome but kind of sad at the same time and i still try because i didn't know i did it's still possible i did let's all learn a different language i tried to stick it to him by learning latin i took latin in high school and that was one of the worst decisions of all time it was super hard i never it was the last period in high school so i'd always miss it

for hockey and thank god uh mr angstrom shout out mr angstrom r.i.p legend he was literally looked like he invented latin he was so fucking old and he just like kind of liked me and felt bad for me so he just passed me i had no business in any of that so technically i did learn latin but i don't i didn't retain anybody it was all about the goals we had french people yeah we did yeah seventh eighth grade really yeah yeah yeah i'll learn a language fuck it i want to learn uh russian i think i uh took russian in college really hard yeah it's impossible. I've heard. Yeah.

Apparently German's the easiest for project possible. What's project possible? That's what this dude Nims did. Oh, I'm just a little sick. Yeah. I'm still amazed that you, you landed on learning Spanish from a movie about scaling peaks.

If you watch it, you'll be inspired to do something challenging. All right. So be it. Uh, Mook, what's the house? I need more people telling me I can't do it though.

No one's telling me that. Cause that's not a real thing that happens. That's such a trope. Everybody who's ever been successful has somebody that was just like, yeah, fuck you. You'll never do this specific thing. Yeah,

no, it doesn't happen. Uh, two years ago in Juneune they told content kim she'd never fucking make cookies i need her to post that they told me i never look at me now motherfuckers look at this fresh fucking sheet cookies what do these look like sheet of cookies. What do these look like?

Scowns. Are you in any... It keeps recommending groups or teams. I made an anus group. On Whoop. Yeah. It's just me. I was waiting for you to get yours, but you're not even calibrated yet. Get to the housekeeping.

Two years ago on June 7th, you guys did the Summer of Chris. Whoa. Wow. Wow. A lot of people say that's the best pod that we've done. That hurts. Thank you. It was a good one.

It was a good one. And then one year ago shocking amount of people believed that we said that to refresh or to inform we said that our local amusement park in pittsburgh did a summer of chris which was a devotion to chris rock or no it was devotion to everybody hates chris it was like with all the theme parks getting the rights to marvel marvel and stuff we got everybody hates chris at our everything was everyone everybody hates chris do you remember the band that performed that we said was it a acd chris it was a chris d chris and then do you remember the song it was for the for the chris about to chris we chris you no not chris you we just for the for chris

about to chris chris yeah what was the kissing booth chrising the chris come on you probably figured that out when you said it yeah and then we had the celebrity lifeguards uh hurricane chris who was that he they renamed the wave pool a baby yeah that was that That was that. That was that. Go listen to that one, I guess. And then like a week later, Logan Paul acknowledged Melties. Oh, wow. What a week, dude. Imagine my dopamine during that week. That's a bad thing.

That's your first thought. No, no. Fuck. No. KB, any luck on booking Alfredo Chall challenger oh fuck didn't try no let me uh give him a call let me give him a call what's been up with you dude nothing uh good weekend in philly what's that man took out my philly queen on date oh where'd you go went to a bar uh restaurant that i frequent in philly and that i've notoriously fucked with

in the past like done like stupid pranked yeah you pranked the restaurant yeah just like you were hoping like you would walk in and people like the staff would be like this guy but they hate me oh yeah what do you mean fucking with a bar restaurant we do that every other week yeah what do you mean we put up menu items at bravo pizza oh is that what were you doing i would call him like shit just like abbreviate every menu item ask them if they had like aioli but say it like i was having like a like a seizure like do you guys have like a all like just stupid stuff good classic for the boys yeah the boys are sitting around ordering pizza elongating aioli exactly and uh it started off really hot because we we got we sat outside and we had a plate of fries and there's like a dipping sauce

how many did she have uh we three four yeah we both went light you went light too i went light yeah and uh we both went for the sauce and and as we saw like the sauce, a fly flew into the aioli sauce. Yeah. And like seizure it out and died. Seizured out. It was like vibrating. And we just watched the fly die within 10 minutes of being at dinner. You should have been like a Native American and sucked out its last breath so it could live with you.

Is that a real thing? Yeah. When they would hunt, they would run up to the deer and take its last breath. Take its breath. Wow. So did you pivot, use that as an end, or what did you do? Yeah, just be like, wow, life's so fragile, huh? Yeah, I just grabbed a napkin, covered it, and moved it to the next table.

It was like that was it. No more sauce, but. You made that call. No, that sounds like a really good date man all right dude yeah and then our entrees didn't come out and they ran out of olives and i'm convinced the restaurant was like fucking so fries we did fries and they ran out of olives for what martinis oh okay okay yeah um but we also ordered like a plate of like noodles that didn't come out like thai noodles what cuisine is this restaurant they have everything it's my favorite spot and

you were you were sipping the martinis yeah babe i fuck with this place all the time you want to go to this restaurant i prank yeah dude i thought you when you said i fuck with it, it means you liked it. No, you bully it. You pranked the restaurant. I do love the restaurant, but I have actively bullied the restaurant for two years. Oh, bully the restaurant. Gave the building a wedgie.

Yeah. I think they were fucking with me. I'm convinced. Did you guys cuss at the date? Right. I'm actually interested. Do you c cuss at the date? Right. I'm actually interested. Do you cuss on a first date? Yeah.

But like, the F word or do you like, ease in like, damn, when I say cuss, I mean like, fuck. Yeah,

I'll say fuck. You'll say, but it's, I think it's kind of, do you say it immediately or when? She already kind of knew who, like, we've been talking for a little bit.

Yeah, because you say fuck over text, right? Do you say fuck over text? I do a lot. Yeah. Now I'm like, i try to do it less because i think it's aggressive yeah the more you think about it the more you're like i'm an ass i'm a scumbag for talking like the way you gotta stop saying fuck all right yo clean podcast fuck yeah i know it's hard yeah i know it's really hard that stuff no it'll be a clean pod next episode no swearing yeah um but i also i fell in love with the bartender oh no yeah so i'm just

i'm all over the place i'm doing good though what do you mean fell in love you just see a bartender she calls you babe and i want to give her all of my money. Yeah. But like anything beyond that? No. Nothing? No insect died in front of you two? No, no. Rest of the day went well, but. Do you switch your drink order if you have, if you're attracted to the bartender? What?

Wait, why are you nodding? That's a thing? What are you doing? Why? What? You switch the drink that you want it just because you're attracted to the bartender who's probably attractive?

100%, yeah. What do you mean you switch? What do you mean you switch? You said 100%? I don't know. I think you just... I think I don't really... So the drink you're craving,

you're like, no, I got to drink something else. Whatever is a more fuckable drink. What is a fuckable drink? Old-fashioned? White Russian? No, it's... Oh, you got a belly full of milk. It's like the least fuckable drink. What is a fuckable drink? Old fashioned white Russian. No, it's like the least fuckable drink. I'm just clowning. That guy's had about a gallon of milk tonight.

I got it. When I got to have this man sleep in my bed, it's all time bad pick. When I turned 21, I thought that you had to have like a cool, unique drink that was like your go to drink. And I just watched the big Lebowski. And so I was like, oh, white Russians are cool. And all my friends were like, dude, this you're putting off a very odd vibe. And then I realized I was like, oh, white Russians are cool. And all my friends were like, dude, you're putting off a very odd vibe. And then I realized, I was like, yeah, that is really weird.

They are good, though. I turned 21 in Morgantown over the summer. And the only guy in town was my homie Roman, gay boy. He is now the creative director of the WNBA. Wow. Yeah, but he bought me a flaming shot for my first legal drink and I spilled it on the bar. He ordered a flaming shot?

That adds up. Yeah, right. Yeah. so give me an example give me a real example of what you have done like what would you pivot to um i don't know i mean i just know that that would enter my mind i don't know if i would call him one of you i just assume every bartender is out of your league she's a bartender that's like that is prime yeah you can't nobody's nabbing a bartender yeah i don't know how you do that i've never done that yeah there's no way you have who said who are you talking to who's done it and i don't know i'm looking i'm kind of looking at mook right now because he has the hots for the bartender so i'm curious everyone has the hots for the bartender

it's a position of power it is yeah but do you would you switch your drink i have yeah i've i've gone through the same phase where like out of once i turned 21 i started ordering old fashions and i didn't even like them yeah yeah just like it's like cool i look cool yeah i think if the bartender is exceptionally hot i just get real apologetic like every time i try to get a drink sorry i'm so sorry um i saw like a viral tweet saying it's a huge turnoff when guys can't get the attention of the bartender and that was that was every time oh i'll stand there with like cash out like this and i just get ignored for the whole belittling feeling average drinks that i'm able to get at a bar in a night is probably like 0.3 i started just and that's because i drink some are so hard i just get i just take myself out of the equation

because i don't want to look like that guy so So if there's women present, I just send them. I'm like, they're going to give it to you first. I don't want to stand up for you. I'll ask the guy that's hitting on the girl that I'm with to order the drink. I'll tug on the back of his shirt. Like a Superman? Yeah. Excuse me, mister?

Yeah. I think Guinness is probably the safest honestly not in the summer no but i mean like in terms of a drink like you're ordering if you find a like i feel like guinness has the most fans in general like across the board like if you order an ipa they're gonna be like oh he's this kind of guy like whatever if you order like a vodka soda yeah i don't know what's the protocol yeah he's probably that man's probably in a protocol yeah fitness freak he's in the protocol yeah he's probably that man's probably in a protocol yeah he's commiserating in discord about abs i think tommy smokes is always like what do you got yeah that was perfect

word uh we have an intern on thursday no way. Signed to us for six hours. Signed to us. Nice. Six hours. Yeah, I was thinking. Who is it? What's his name? Hold on one second.

It's like community service. His name is Ben Klein. Okay. And I was curious if you guys had any specific requests besides the. Yamaka. Yeah, you heard the man. yeah uh just email him that you have his email uh no but i think i'll get it just email him yarmulke and he can interpret that however he wants got it um so when you do that drink switch up is it the goal is that they will judge you

better yeah but it doesn't have you ever like cashed in on like something no like for the way someone judged you uh i don't think so i mean it results in nothing they don't care they're working right like they don't get and even if they did think it was super cool like that they're gonna just keep that to themselves and they'll never get to yeah i don't think that the the t ties of someone being like would i fuck this guy oh he ordered this drink he's getting fucked i don't think that is unless a drink changes my face and body i don't think what i order matters yeah yeah so no it's it's a completely nonsensical thought but it happens yeah i tried smoking a cigarette in public for that and I was like, what am I doing?

Yeah, I've done that too. I've done that too. Merch winners will be DM'd tonight. Send them the care packages. Care packages will be out by the end of the week. And one revisionist history from last episode.

When someone said my name was Connor Mucaccini. Yeah. That's just a drink from Starbucks at my queen's order. Mucaccini. Is it really? That's up to the name of a drink. It's a made up name. Like the cow.

A grande. Preventi. Yeah, like a pumpkin spice. I'm a Trenta. You're a Trenta? Nah, dude. You're grande. Okay.

Yeah. Next time an NBA star posts like them with their pregnant wife, just send the fingers crossed emoji. Anything else, boys? No. All right. Safe travels to me and Kyle. Yeah, to us.

God bless.