A New Untold Story - 444 - A New Untold Story Ep. 444

Episode Date: April 17, 2025

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Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. Uh. You mean you're going to reply to what I'm going to say? No, you're just going to say, no, that's a new untold story. Hey, is that story over told? Fuck no, baby. It's a new untold story. A new untold story. I'm new untold story.

It's a fresh, baked untold story. I'm new untold story. A new untold story, episode 482. a No told story episode 482 hold up hold up. I got nothing yeah started over really mm-hmm a new untold story episode 482 444 okay Not an area code An angel number it is a number that holds high significance in spiritual and

numerological circles So if you're into numerology if you practice numerology It's a sign of guidance and That you're on the right path. Wow. The number 444. It's very inspiring. Mm-hmm. Okay, cool.

It's pathetic. What, why? That was really inspiring. Do you, do we have any numerologists in our circle here? Friends, family, loved ones? Yes. I do it reluctantly, like I'm like, that's stupid. And then I'll see certain competing ones yes I do it reluctantly like I'm like that's stupid and then I'll see a certain I envy it numbers and I'm like

I'm not in something I envy it because like they they'll just it's not like they'll see four four four in the sky angelically like via clouds and light forms like they'll look at their phone and see 444 p.m. yeah and be like oh I'm excited like this is this looks like it's gonna be good for me yeah which is which is an awesome blissful place except they check their phone every minute right it's getting close to five like they're almost done with work of course they're gonna see 444 but I envy it I think it's like the ninth live of naivety. I see our area code 304 everywhere.

Then do you think that means anything, or that means that you just notice? I say, oh, that's our area code. Do you think it's numerological or spiritual? No, but I did go to Steingold's, it's a bakery, to get a cup of coffee, and the black, a large black cup of coffee was 6.66. And the person working was like,

do you wanna get anything else? And I think she was kind of sketched out. I was like, okay, I'll get a gluten-free bagel. And then she was like, ugh. And I was like, what? And she looked down and it was 9.99. She's like, that's kind of the same thing. And so go to Stein Gold's, get a large black coffee.

It'll be $6.66, add a gluten-free bagel. It'll be $9.99. And then she was like, do you want cream cheese? You might as well. And I did. And so I got it and they forgot to, it wasn't a gluten-free bagel. So she was a pessimist numerologically she she was a smart one she was looking

out for me i think there's a gaggle of extremely stupid girls and dudes who just look at it for the positives yeah like i looked up 444 in the numerology database subreddit okay someone like as of late i've been dealing with some legal issues when it comes to my life today in the

morning i was researching about all this stuff until I stumbled upon a forum talking about the legal the very legal issue that I've been having and It was posted at 444 p.m. Oh Everyone's like oh, you're you're golden like you're good. You're gonna stay out of you're good to go probably not Yeah, I mean I Think it make you excited. What else is going on in the numerology subreddit girls with fat asses love numerology. Yeah Yeah, they're cheering team one worlds and then

They have this unbelievable Con like sense of confidence and then they get into numerology there's worse hobbies I don't think it's bad yeah no be nice like you can surprise your girl with with like seven Sorry, I'm late and drunk, but uh too Yeah, babe I Got you a neon sign, and I feel like you really search you can find it You can find most numbers anywhere

They're almost they're a little less common than letters Letterology would be cool I'm seeing E. I see E so much. I see E every day. More than, yeah. More than others. No. No, yeah, I'm into letterology. I respect numerology.

I think it's a fun way to live. Yeah. I agree. Just a little, what's wrong with a little fun? We've been, we're assholes and dickheads. We try to poke fun at things. This isn't hurting anybody Yeah, I believe that taking a cold shower and not listening to music. I liked would make me fulfilled and happy And I did that every day yeah, I

Don't mind numerology four four four. I do I'm a hater of the Wendy's four four four the four four four Yeah, it's uh I Think it's delicious if you have the palate and appetite of a gay, baby Because a gay baby refuses to suck on tits That too yeah, I must yeah, I just think it's like the most infantile way to consume a thousand calories What is the sorry what the four for four? It's yeah? It's for four bucks for little nuggies a junior fry and then like a little burger Chicken yeah, okay people went bananas for it. Yeah, I mean if you are on an extreme budget I get it, but well how much is a hot and ready from caesar? It's five dollars

For a whole pie and if you charm them or if you bring them like a little fentanyl they'll give you crazy bread Exactly. Yeah, um, that's the most masculine way to consume that much paying and change and getting Right. Yeah a full pizza 444 what about going 12 for 12? What's 12 for 12? Four times three. Didn't even think of that. There's way better ways to spend $12.

There probably is, but that's a lot of food. I don't know. It's like, I don't want four nuggets and a little bit of fries. Four nuggets isn't enough. Five nuggets is good. What? Little bit of fries for nuggets isn't enough five nuggets is good that the most What it is it's it's first of all that's a very photoshopped picture, that's that's not how the fries would be sitting

I told you my first internship was I was a food photographer. I was an intern to a food photographer That's right. Mm-hmm at in Wheeling yeah in Wheeling I had a... I did the TJ's menu, TJ Sports Garden. Uh, and I had to drill holes in the bottom of the cups for lights. And I was spraying the food. I was the food spray boy. What'd he spray? I was the condensation boy. Water? Yeah.

Hmm. Yeah, I was the condensation boy. But yeah, that was like, it was interesting. Cause a lot of it's fake, right? All. None of it's edible. Yeah, they use like, whipped cream and shit. A lot of Elmer fake right? All, none of it's edible. Yeah they use like whipped cream and shit. A lot of Elmer's glue. Look at that, disgusting.

That's a lot of food for $4 though man. I'd rather have 17 ring pops. No, you would not be able to have 17 ring pops. That's a cooler way to consume a thousand calories. Is 17 ring pops a thousand calories? Do you think you could have 17 ring pops? I think it would take a man to eat 17 ring pops. How many rings does Bill Russell have?

Should we do the Bill Russell challenge? Oh, okay. I think it is, yeah. Who has the most rings? Bill Russell, I think. Eleven. I think it would hurt. I think it would be painful.

It would. To eat 11 ring pops Well, they get sharp and then they get those divots that'll catch your time remember those caramel apple pops Yeah, I went through a tear of those and I remember like I had to my mouth was on the IR Oh, yeah, yeah, that you'll be out for a little bit Though your mouth now that was one of the best suckables in the world no no push pop is the best suckable No, the caramel apple Lollipop was the best it was the best. I think it was dubbed the best by whom Warren Buffett

It doesn't actually oh, no, I'm not falling. Oh yeah, those were the best. I'm not falling for those were better Those are better than Sal'sbury Steaks. No. That was the best thing you could get in a school is that caramel apple pop. Because the caramel was good and the apple was also good. Green apple is my least favorite candy flavor. Why are you looking at Rudy? Therein lies the problem.

Rudy, come help me. You can't be like, oh, I like one of the most beloved tastes in the world green apple I think it's overrated. I think it's very what's your best. What's your best lickable? My best lickable is a blue raspberry push pop you're pandering to whom the fans no I'm not I think we're going to be this is no I think you're afraid to color your tongue You don't even know what this does to your mouth. Those are the least appealing looking candies. And that's why they were so good. It's all about what's on the field. It looks like a like a nuclear like a butthole washed up in nuclear waste. Yeah, it looks

like a toxic butthole. A cartoon toxic butthole. Which makes it more impressive. It's delicious. That's how the Teenage Mutant mutant ninja turtles like they were they were some Like turtle eggs on a beach in India And a dude came Yeah, get fun dip out of here fuck fun dip I love that who is that was no aspiring doc surgeons who? Yeah, that was like tongue depressor press fuck fondant. Yeah That wasn't a good taste. No the stick was the best part. I

Think the stick was the worst part. No, no, no, no, no, no, I thought the stick it was the I would eat a pack Of sticks it was the I think the sugar was the best part the pile of flavored sugar was the dude I would have so many of those sticks. That's how I got my nickname. F***. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

No, fuck Fun Dip. Yeah, I wasn't crazy about that. If you're gonna stain your tongue, you'd go with a blue raspberry push pop. But they got they to go they they you don't push them anymore. They're spring activated. There's no sticky hole in the bottom. I wouldn't know. I don't like the face on him. He wants you to put it in your pussy. That's that's smirk of the push-pop? He wants you to put it in your pussy that come on put me in your pussy Jumbo push-pop forget the directions go to the go. Yeah, dude that reminds me of uh oh

My god. Oh, yeah Looks like blue faces, baby Looks like blue faces, baby No that reminds me The McDonald's toy from shark tail There was a toy. He was like he was met for pussy Do you guys know what shark tail? fourth one look at

Sharktail? I remember the fourth one. Look at... The jellyfish toy from Sharktail. He's like giving like a light skinned lip bite. Yeah. Oh yeah. That was a toy? Come on, put me in your pussy. You enjoy your happy meal?

What is that? When you're done with your happy meal, why don't you put me in your pussy? It's got like purple veins. You know where I belong. You done with your happy meal why don't you put me in your pussy purple veins you know where I belong yeah you're done with your meal time is it time for me to go in your pussy it looks like that dildo they got sent to White Sox day yeah dude it looks like the guar dildo I think they took that off the shelves but like you can't believe this was sold it was it was in a happy meal Oh my god. Yeah

There's like an uproar in Australia because McDonald's Happy Meal toys are cardboard now They're like like you punch out like paper. They suck that's gotta be the most hilarious count like city to council No, the Australian accent complaining about their Mac keys. Yeah, they call it Macca's is that what they do over there? Yeah, they have cardboard toys now. They're not getting this. Well shout out to me. That's shit. We got a didgeridoo change this. Well, toys are called bird. That's pretty good. I can't do Australian. Yeah.

Australians fun to do, but it cannibalizes any other accent you try to do. You can't do any others? Once you go Australian there's no going really back to anything else. There's been some shitty. I've gotten some shitty McDonald's toys as well, but I've gotten some good ones. Yeah, the beanie babies beanie babies were great Um the first time I ever felt pride was when I got the when the Little Mermaid came out and every once in a While you could get a like a gold toy, and I got a gold Like Little Mermaid came out and every once in a while you could get a like a gold toy, and I got a gold Like Little Mermaid Yeah, I think they gave out like PlayStation demo games What they nah

Burger King did that's how Rocket League came to be but McDonald's rocket League ripped their idea from a Burger King game No way yeah, their games were really good. Wait. But did McDonald's did VHS? McDonald's did everything. All right, tiny little break to talk about our friends at Game Time. I used Game Time to buy Moulin Rouge tickets. Amazing show, amazing production. It was two hours 45 minutes with an intermission and it felt like 30 minutes it was exciting There was a butthole slip somebody was shaking saw but

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Void in Ontario. Bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance. For additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see dkng.co. slash audio. 444 is the amount of calories in a large McDonald's fry. No kidding. Fry's it. Yeah, I don't know why people singularize it. Yeah, large fry. I mean, McDonald's, what can you not say about McDonald's? I think it's perfect. It is, it is the the of food of restaurants.

You think so? It's the the? I think it is the the of food of restaurants. You think so? It's the the? I think it is the word the of foods. Well, in what way? It's everywhere and it's- I think it's, I think more people in the world know McDonald's than people in the world know the word the.

Yeah, definitely because of it, yes. There's a bunch in China and India. McDonald's is more popular than the. Yeah, definitely. Because yes, there's a bunch in China. McDonald's is more popular than the it is. Yes. What's more popular than the McDonald's? Yeah. So McDonald's is even more than the the of fast food. Yeah, it's like McDonald's is. Yeah. Whether you like it or you don't, you got to respect. It's like the Michael Phelps of food. McDonald's is, yeah, whether you like it or you don't. You gotta respect it.

It's like the Michael Phelps of food. We're doing this? I don't, but it's not the best of food and it has longer longevity. No. But it's scientifically engineered to taste good. It's the Leonardo DiCaprio food. McDonald's is an experience.

How so? I mean, it's so? It's nostalgic. It's the same reason you guys like collecting cards now. Because it reminds you of childhood? A lot of that excitement reminds me of as a kid. But it's good. Like, it's good. And anywhere in the world, it tastes exactly the same.

And I think that's its most impressive feat. That's why, yeah. Yes, you know what you're getting. I mean, I legitimately love Whoppers. Like, they just taste amazing. That's Burger King. Yeah, we're talking about excuse me McDonald's Big Mac. Oh, I think they're fine. I think it's all kind of decent No, they are they are better than almost most of the best like the worst McDonald's can be as good

But I think the best it can be is good that's awesome Yeah, I mean like as a kid kid, like, oh my God, this tastes so good compared to everything else because I'm poor and I don't eat good things. Did you ever have your birthday party there? Everyone did. Yeah. Imagine not.

But yeah, there was like, there was a play place, there was like a bar fixture with bubbly. The bubble tube. The bubble tube. Yeah, I thought that was the pinnacle They had the clear case of all the toys that you could potentially get mm-hmm And you would scout it out Yeah, I remember hiding in the play place once because there was there was another kid in the play place

And he was really Alfie in the play yeah, and he was beating up his brother And I hid like a bitch I was afraid of our slide in our play place the purple one Spun too much stung you it didn't sting me. It just was to cut me dizzy. I would go down it Ad nauseam You yeah, you would get so sweaty at McDonald's mm-hmm do the McDonald's in Elm Grove Wheeling. Oh my god. What a place It's Well, dude, have you seen McDonald's play places now? It's a two chairs in a corner with ipads. Oh my god. Yeah, look kids The look top first image that's just so sad fuck that dude kids probably that's probably really fun

Actually looks awesome. Yeah Yeah, that seems way better. That would be a blast. Getting to play anything that's ever been created on the internet. Here's access to everything. Play video games. Enjoy your burger and fries. Here's everything. Whoa, did they?

Yeah, of course they changed the play place. We're fucking 30. Is that it? And that's even still an old school McDonald's. Because our school was right next to it. Oh, it was within walking distance of three middle schools. Yeah. So so it was. But it was the hub in high school. Did you guys have that was your McDonald's

parking lot, the hub? Wawa. Wawa. You did the you did the track back and forth McDonald's to sheets. McDonald's sheets If you wanted to hook up with a like a yeah 14 year old Regardless of age or creed or religion you went to the McDonald's parking lot I mean there was dudes who were 22 with cars and tattoos and Yeah, I remember my first date I went on. My brilliant idea was I'm going to take her to McDonald's and get her a shamrock shake.

That's a good. That's a good date. And I in my head, I did get a kiss out of it in my head. I was like, this is just a stone cold winter. The first time I realized. Yeah, that's where all the dudes parked with their trucks right in that corner. So you could look at everybody. There was a ride aid right next door so they could get condoms

and get condoms and robitussin and And grizzly yeah and grizzly and then there was a YMCA dude. This was Dubai in the early 2000 You can fucking play racquetball in basketball go to McDonald's Then go to right aid and all it all within ten steps of each other And this is the most popular corner of the town. I remember the first my like, oh, it's over moment is was a girl I had a crush on in Spanish class freshman year. I wanted to ask her to homecoming.

And I asked her what she did that weekend. And she was like, I was at the McDonald's parking lot. I'm like, oh, you're getting fucked by a 30 year old man. I have no chance. And I didn't. That was that I Never spoke to her again Yeah, I mean

What what would I do Were you hanging out there? I was never brave enough barely it was it was tough. I was never brave and I rugged scene even I'm home. It's still like it's been passed down. That's where everybody's that's where all the people show Go there. Yep A couple hacks I would get the I would have them deep fry a hamburger bun And put the chai latte seasoning For dessert it would taste like a donut. Yeah, yeah cinnamon donut Yeah, you uh I do remember there were you always had a razor scooter in your trunk And you would break it out here, and you would flip over the handlebars for girls flip

I would do the I would purposely crash this is on my scooter and to make sure they filmed it and uploaded it to Facebook and I would sell juice boxes. Let's try. I was trying to hustle. I wasn't really into hustling Yeah, yeah, how much money like cuz you were selling gum and candy as well mm-hmm I sell juice boxes. What? I was trying to hustle. I wasn't really into hustling. Yeah? How much money, like, cause you were selling gum and candy as well. What was the best seller?

Skittles and Starburst. Classics. Yeah. Yeah, it's just probably the best seller everywhere. Yeah, what else? 444, what else? 444, what else? Um, speaking of discount meals,

I was a, I had a job. I was a server at a 10 cent wing night. Oh, where at? Mm-hmm. In Kent? And I haven't talked about it because it was so traumatic. It was like the last time I've ever got screamed at. Like you know when people scream full lung at you, it's a horrible feeling.

It doesn't happen too often. Like my parents never did it. But like the people in the kitchen at this restaurant did So it was horrible it was in Ravenna, Ohio, okay, what was the place oh bad it was The big dog saloon how old were you get sussed up with the big dogs. I was 24 out of college And you were only working You were only working so they would they would pick me up Under the table on Fridays for ten cent wing night

Oh this I can't even look at this place because I got harassed by the kitchen staff poor girls but the patrons of Tencent type of people who go to ten cent wing night. Oh, look at it, dude. The type of people who go to 10 cent wing night. This was in 2016, 17, like not in the 90s. When did you start a bar stool? This is a little bit before that. Just right before you were doing that. I needed money to go to Ocean City. So I did it like just a few weekends in the summer and holy shit.

So Ravenna, Ohio is- I don't know anything about Ravenna. It's the trashiest place in the world. It borders on like redneck trash and urban trash. And there was always like trampolines that were tumbling down the street. Like the most non upright trampolines per capita. Dude, yeah.

It was like guns and like conceiving and having kids and meth. My house in Wheeling, I went back for my mom's birthday and were flanked by two broken down trampolines. Yeah. What can you do? Well, look up, I think a news station did a segment. Look up Ravenne, Ohio trampolines.

No. I think there was one month where they were just everywhere. Ohio trampolines. No, I think there was one month where they were just everywhere trampolines flying They throw into power lines, yeah, and you would it was like So it's so high up doesn't do it justice That was just you would drive into Ravenna from Kent and there was just trampolines flying. Oh My god, so if one's lying for you, do you just have to like aim for the middle and hope it

that that was just fun? Yeah, they were just tangled up in the wires like shoes. What a shitty city, dude. Needs more hate. And that was happening a lot. This the city sucked. And so I had to serve for the Tencent wing night and the men who go there They would like shoot their sleeves off with a gun and come with cutoff shirts

Oh, yeah, they're real ripped on the edges. Yeah, but the thing is like So many people would come the whole town would come It's got really bad and they would get wasted on like three dollar pitchers and the wings would take hours. And so they were so many people wanted 10 cent wings so everyone was wasted and pissed and all of the servers were like college girls and me. So if I showed up with your wings they were pissed. Because they wanted the girls. Wear your were like, wear your tits. They were so pissed. So I was getting harassed by them. Good wings.

Service was the worst I've ever had in my life. Way over an hour for all you can eat. That was five years ago. That was about you. Yes. So like in the servers were all like me and college girls and we would like, and then like the kitchen was all like 32 year old smokers who were like about to die like they have never had a healthy hour of life in their life and they're and they are screaming at me everyone's

pissed people are crying I remember one lady had a seizure waiting for the way because like the the pressure and stress of like everyone's been waiting for an hour everyone's pissed and you have so many wings to make you have so many ten cent wings to me And you were just bringing wings to table. That's all I do Yeah, you'd sit around and wait for wings and I had to like fuck around with the blue cheese and in the ranch Why were the the staff yelling at you? Because the the women in the kitchen making the wings like frying them and everything like There'd be piles. You know like the flags that they use there'd be

50 of them of people waiting for an hour so like the pressure was high Yeah, the pressure was high and they would scream at me people Yeah, people are pissed and I was bad at it. You're bad at your job. Yeah, how I don't did you ever drop the wings? I was always on I was looking on Twitter a lot. Oh, is this, yeah, you were there. I've never been yelled at more in my life than in a restaurant. It's those environments where people just go fucking nuts.

I was a busboy only on Tuesday night steak night at Tony and Cleo's. Oh, that was a good one. And I got paid very low and they sent me home with, I brought home the pieces of fat from busing to feed my shits. Oh So you got paid in dog food? I know I got paid in money, but also in dog food But I was the dishwasher busboy. It's a crazy life

the other busboy was like Like probably dropped out of like third grade, but he was 17 at the time, but he acted like 40 and Big nose and like five mustache hairs I know I know and they like he like always tried to impart wisdom on me. Yeah, they've been in the restaurant business for so long. All of the information they know pertains to the restaurant that they work in.

And that's all they have to know. I was super intimidated. By everyone. Yes. Yeah. By everyone. Luke, where did you work? Oh, a ton of places. I was a bagel boy. What's where did you work? A ton of places.

I was a bagel boy. What's a bagel boy? That can't require a boy, can it? I worked at a bagel shop and gave people bagels. But like you just gave out the bagels? Yeah, I would take the orders, toast the bagel, put the spread on. Oh, you were a full-fledged bagel boy. Full-fledged? I was a food was a bagel boy. Yeah, full-fledged.

I was a food runner at a very nice restaurant in Center City. That's tough. And that's where I got screened. That's what I was doing, food running. Yeah. But for 10 cent ways. No one respected you. You're the bottom of the barrel.

You're lower than the dishwasher. You're dirt. You are pond scum, and the waiters hate you, and the cooks hate you. Yeah, that's what I was. Oh yeah, I was so slow as a busboy the waiter is fucking hated when I was in my section I was a freshman and they were calling me the worst names. Oh, yeah Because you know, I guess it's less money for them. It obviously is you don't get as many tips Yeah, I was not doing well cleaning tables either

Yeah, I never learned to clean. I think that was the closest I've been to crying. By another man. Yelling at me. Um, during the bagel stint? No, bagel boy was easy. Okay. Yeah. I don't know if I've ever cried at work.

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You know who knows the McDonald's drive-thru rap that was like a viral e-bombs world video wasn't it What was I don't remember it seven, but I have a very strong feeling Kyle my friend. Did you try to recite this and pass it off as your own? Yes. I knew it! I knew it! But in my defense, everyone did. So this was- Don't be frontin' sun, no seeds on the bun.

For shizzle my nizzle. Extra salt. Oh. Double cheeseburger and hold the. Oh. Right, so this guy, I mean, this is the Wuhan bat that started the pandemic of white dweebs rapping as parody.

I'm not even talking about white dudes who got into rapping because no one respected those guys. No. I actually respect them for that. But white dweebs that got into parody rap, deep down they thought they could rap. That's- It was never an actual joke.

No, they loved what they wrote. They loved how they sounded. Yeah. That is the pandemic. And like teachers started rapping. Oh no. Like viral teacher raps like English teachers People should stop. Yeah, there was always something about English teachers man that just

There was always some kind of beef with that. I never had a male English teacher, and I don't think I could I don't think I did either they were Yeah, they They would they're the types that would do the rap yeah male English I don't think I did either. They were, yeah, they, they would, they're the types that would do the rap. Yeah, male English teacher. Yo, I'm about to spit some bars about irregular verbs. Shake shook, shaking, tick tock, tick, yeah. And then they were always like best friends

outside of work with like the girls, the girls in the class. Like the girls that the girls in class like absolutely like the girls that were like Thespian esque but never leading pretty attractive girls. Yeah 17 and like they would go to like Cheddar's restaurant with them Cheddar's or Perkins Yeah, they weren't predators though. That was a different type. They liked with us. They just really wanted to be friends with an attractive high school girl. They weren't predators though. No.

They would always shorten their name like, Lis, Tiff, and Ash. Val, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know. They started rapping. We had an English teacher. I don't wanna throw him under the bus, but he was caught not anyone under okay. Yeah

Caught yeah, he was caught like having a date with a student, but in the school in the theater. He had it like candlelit Oh my God. It's a red. That's the last place. You should do it Yeah in the school every everywhere is tied with last Voted best spot to take a student. Yeah. I would say maybe, I would say maybe police station is top. That's the worst spot. Yeah.

From the POV of him. Why did I take her to a police station? Ah yes, table for two. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh Yes table for two oh fuck Yeah, I got screamed at by my English teacher one time and I was very much in the wrong Because I felt like I had something so important to say that I started snapping oh Whoa, and you said don't ever fucking snap at me. Dude, I know for a fact you envisioned yourself as that one really long-haired kid that was like,

you ain't teaching us anything, man. Yeah, just this packet. Just this packet while you sit up there. Yeah, you're saying things, but you don't mean nothing. A freaking packet. Yeah. And then I had a moment after, I was like, yeah, that's like enormously rude. You expect us to learn, and all you give us is freaking packet. Yeah. And then I had like a moment after I was like, yeah, that's like enormously rude. You expect us to learn and all you give us is this packet. That dude's hair was

so long and straight. Oh, you got is this packet. Dude, he's dressed like, he looks just like the guitarist of Slipknot. Teach them instead of handing them a freaking packet, yo. There's kids in here. They don't learn like that! Come on, yo. Oh my god. Uh, you have anything else on McDonald's? Hahaha.

Hahaha. Um. No, but I'm no better. You have anything else on McDonald's? No, but I'm no better. I'm the guy who memorized all the raps. Dude, I found another one of my bands on MySpace. Oh no. What do you mean? I have a second band from when I was in eighth and ninth grade. What do you mean you have a second- Oh, your band? Yeah.

It was on MySpace? Yeah, we had a band MySpace page. And I was still going by Father Time, but it was a different band. Take Two? No, that was my buddy Nico's band. I was 2,000 miles to darkness. Go to MySpace and like, I think everything's like broken, but you can see the remnants. Just go to MySpace.com and search 2,000 miles to darkness.

It was me and the same guy in WFB, but just a band five years earlier But this was pretty good right 2,000 miles to darkness. I was an eighth grade, dude. You were like there We are eggs right huh. Oh, that's it. Yeah, dude. Oh Please I don't think they play broke. We have more songs than that My heart spilled upon the K. They got kitchen table You had a song called my heart spilled upon the kitchen table. Yeah, I think it was about getting breakfast with George Bush But I think they're all broken. It's a damn shame. No No

Death metal I need to hear this dude. I know it's it's a shame, but that's all that's the only remnants of my other band The album is titled would you like my love in a carryout band? Eighth grade album dude, I had a mohawk that I wore down. I tried to look like the guitarist of AFI Loves eternal elements. I think there's more that's just our top album go to albums. Maybe you were doing albums. I think we had two albums I Think I have more songs than that. What's the website that the that's bad? I'm a band camp you don't have one for this. No. I didn't have band camp. I don't think was around this was in 2007 dude, I wasn't allowed to have my shoes Would you like my love and a carry-out bag?

Yeah, explain that was the That was the album that was the album my heart spilled upon and then broken hearted and then loves eternal elements eighth grade Is there a year on that I do I? To that right there 2006 yeah 2006 dude This is so awful that we can't hear it's a damn shame isn't it and there's no photos But there what there were there were a lot But that's the only remnants of that I wonder if there's any way to dig it up. You were the bassist?

No, I played guitar. But we only had one full-size guitar, so I played a really, really tiny, like, Epiphone Les Paul from, like, a kid's guitar. Did you play any gigs? This one? No. So you just recorded?

Just recorded. No, we had, like, recording equipment in his his house was there ever a moment where you were like oh shit We actually can do this No Mm-hmm Probably right Warwood West Virginia, I think we want to seem tougher than we were world it You weren't from war. Well. I wish I was

Wood sounds so much cooler than really it does Warwood Yeah, we only had three. I didn't think we had more songs than that and we may have had a music video I Need to see there has to be a way that I could like maybe I'll way back machine who wrote the songs Me and Logan you definitely did yeah, so my heart spilled upon the kitchen table was about what? You wake up one morning and George Bush is cooking you breakfast. Oh, so you were still doing com jokes. Yeah, yeah They were all still jokes, but like very overly emotional

Yeah, that were all still jokes, but like very overly emotional Yeah, that's better. Oh Yeah, I wonder if way back much. I maybe somebody who's more tech savvy than all of us combined if you could try to figure that out because I Really really would like to hear this desperately Yes, eighth grade me singing. You were singing to. Yeah. With a tiny guitar.

Yeah. Remember any of the lyrics? Yeah. Well, the George Bush one, it's like it was really we were both doing falsetto at the same time. And it was just like naming breakfast items and then we drop later. The twist is that we're with George W. Bush That's kind of funny

Yeah, this could be good Yeah, I can't I can't It's not as of course that the footprint is significantly smaller than WFB's which is probably good. But I've been thinking, there's a lot of, I think, hidden or lost media that I made. I put myself in the Boom Boom Pow music video

and it's somewhere on YouTube. What does that mean? So in the Boom Boom Pow music video, it's all in front of a black background. I was like, I could put myself into this seamlessly and so I put myself into boom boom pow and like whenever year that came out 2008 but I just I downloaded the whole music video and I just put myself in it the whole time And then I got a green screen and was put myself in like Jason Derulo videos and that was yeah That was later. Yeah, I was all that's like I'm I worry I

never put anything to like be able to find myself and they're probably all videos with like Less than two views mm-hmm, so but I there's a lot out there I Have one video I've been searching for for ten years now that I can't find. What is it? It's called the wheelchair grind. What is that? Oh no. It's me in a wheelchair with my buddy stitching onto me in the back on a skateboard.

And then he rides onto me. I'm like a snow dog and he's latched onto the back of me and then he grinds a rail. And then we just go, the wheelchair grind. You can't find it. Yeah. That's fire. Wow, that's fire. Wow, that's fucking gas.

That's gas. So that's, yeah, that's gas. Kyle, you have to have some. I was doing so many videos. Music videos. Are they online anywhere? Parkour. Solomon Chisco highlights, what is that?

He was his dude Guys make vines Yes Yeah, you have a crazy screen grab from a bond. Yeah, you have your penis. I never made vines. I did one vine It was the first ever man pile. I did What we use at parties you could callpile at any time and they would come. We won't just say at parties as a blanket statement. That wasn't a known thing. We had this thing where you could call manpile on somebody and everybody piled on the person.

You had this thing. Yeah. Yes. I never had manpile. I actually would like manpile. I am confused by your thigh in that photo. Mm-hmm. It goes too far. Yeah, it goes too far.

Yeah, it does. Yeah. Yeah. In my defense, it used to. It is. It goes, your thigh ends at the middle of your body. Yeah, and I can read it. Where's your penis?

Right. But it's somehow like a featureless thigh. It looks fake. It looks Photoshop. I remember, my thigh used It's it looks fake. It looks Photoshop. I remember my thigh used to end like in the middle of the middle of your body. It's like a Tom Cruise tooth.

Yeah. So at the time I thought, oh yeah, that's just my body. And looking because like you could see like it should end where your hip starts, but like you could see the line. It keeps going. Yeah, it looks like your hip

bones are where your nuts. Yeah, your thigh used to end at the top of your cock a little bit like at dirt like it was I thought it was normal you had a middle leg mm-hmm so when you clearly see when you put your legs when you put your legs straight down what did was there like a bump and then like leg? My right leg was always a little bit left of center. Yeah, so I didn't have like symmetrical leg. I think that's why I was good at wrestling. Cause you had a left of center leg.

Yeah, I just had like an asymmetrical lower half. But I don't know where your balls, and hell even your ass lie. The mystery begins and ends. And this video ended up coming back to haunt you professionally. Yeah. Yeah.

I forgot about that. You almost got uninvited to, you did. Oh, it did recently, yes. You got uninvited to Camp Barstool because of this. Yeah. I couldn't do ad reads Mountain Dew and I can't do videos with chef Donnie Because of that you're not allowed to work with somebody we're good friends with because yeah, I can never be the chef Don't have something

Dead right continued app because you had to be naked in front of a liter of Pepsi damn? What was the context of this that was fine was six seconds he jumped off his dresser and much time like you so like I guess that was we dry rating you didn't you don't have to watch the video that was the video that was it I Hopped from my nightstand. Yeah to land That's a high dresser, so it was like a trick sensor. I landed censored Yeah, but if you pause the video was there blur Could you was there naked bod no? There has there's a gap where any attempts

What time of day was this my parents were out of town how old were you 21 Cool dudes were dying and you Cool dudes were dying And you surely this will never hurt me professionally in 15 years You're not allowed to cook anymore can't cook on camera man, man, sorry What else we got going on? Dude, I've been very interested

by the Diddy cinematic universe. So I turned on my TV the other day and you see all these documentaries, like true crime documentaries are very popular. Yeah. And I see this ad for a Diddy documentary and it says the trial of Diddy for For the fence he has three sequels already

Yes, there's a TMZ has made a cinematic universe and the trial hasn't even completed yet, and they're still doing it They're on the floor that seems pretty fucked up like that. They turned out like a Brian Coburger documentary already So they get right on like they're like they're having like reenactments and shit so The third one the title for the third one is downfall of Diddy inside the freak offs What's one and two Downfall of Diddy one is just one downfall of Diddy now Can we skip the first couple and just go right into the inside the freak offs I mean? Yeah, it's a free country, but like the downfall started before the freak offs I

Don't know But it seems so and then downfall of Didi to the indictment downfall Didi three inside. Oh, it's It's on HBO Max. I thought it was in IMAX Max I thought it was in IMAX Did he had his own popcorn bucket it was just Justin Bieber's ass But do you guys get that diddy popcorn bucket it's like every single every single Four every major streamer has all these dude. They're they're making him He might be able to like be in like the reenactments his his he's gonna be getting some good ass like residual check Yeah, good. I don't know. That's how it works. Also. They gave him like the shining. Here's Johnny for that fourth one

it's crazy that like It's just that like it. It's just a crazy like genre to me. That there's this many like HBO has one. Yeah, like I guess people are interested. 50 cent is producing his own. He's an all-time hater big time. Yeah, probably I would say the best hater that's ever lived. He's a good hater.

Is it too late for me to start hating Katy Perry? You might be a little late. Fuck. yes, cuz her interview after landing from space been mad corny what she said Oh, yeah, what she said she got like she was like when I was up there. I learned so much about love Can we play it mook? Yeah, it pissed me off so much Cuz she was up there for seconds uh-huh seconds dude I it doesn't I don't even want to see her yeah I think I'm gonna start hating Katy Perry I love I think her music's phenomenal I think you're

gonna be fine on that ten years out like 10 years out. Like she, yeah, she's, she's like, she's been corny. But what she just, they just grazed outer space. I think so. They like went on the cusp. And it had a profound effect on them, which I heard can happen. But like how self-absorbed do you need to be to realize that's what you have to do to realize there's other people?

Yeah. Like, oh my God, I'm so small. Did she fall? No, she kissed the ground. I thought she fell. No, Jeff Bezos fell. Oh, she hops to the ground and kisses the ground. Yeah. Oh yeah. I hate her too. Super connected to love. So connected to love. I think this experience has shown me, you never know how much love is inside of you. Like how much love you have to give. Dude, you know who's going to love that is Lex Friedman. You think he'll like that?

He loves framing questions around love. It's like his favorite thing. He's like from the perspective of love. But she needed to hundred fifty grand to get on the waitlist to do this and she probably didn't pay honestly but like if you want to do that, but like Having to risk your life and be in front of a million cameras to Be like, oh my god. She and she learned about love. Yes I guess it like seeing the being up there with a bunch of women, like what did she do?

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People have like, yeah, like, oh, I learned about the fragility of life and how small we truly are. Like, how do you not know that? Fuck you. Yeah. The population of India? Overwhelming sadness Uh Whatever I'd never do it, but yeah g unit productions is producing the what else is g unit productions made

I don't know, but I would like to look that up the Netflix one is produced by G unit films g unit films and television. Mm-hmm. Yep. So I'm very excited to see that because I think 50 50 doesn't hold pull punches. He has a he has another company called cheetah vision the game Mm-hmm den of thieves to that just came out wasn't that pretty popular The first one yeah, that's a yeah, it's like a it's like a ex-military version of black mafia family BMF No, but there's just so many diddy documentaries I Didn't know yeah, but like they all have to be pretty much the same because there's only so much

We know and it's still going on Yeah, I don't know but it's uh Diddy's eyes are getting closer together in jail you think every mugshot his eyes are getting closer Really? Yeah, I think somebody's squeezing him in there It's good squeeze Either I fuck you. I'm gonna squeeze your head It's either I fuck you or I'm gonna squeeze your head Both suck. Yeah, I know I think one day I'd break but his eyes are getting real So look at the diddy mugshot like his most updated one there his ducks are touching

Yeah, dude look at that mm-hmm something's happening Yeah, they're I think they're too close I Don't know what's happening, but I'm a conspiracy theorist in me thinks he's getting squeezed He's got to be getting squeezed At a high pressure very high pressure. Yeah, I don't know did like is he the bottom bunk and did it fall or like you think yeah the top bunk fell on him no that's intent that's not an accident yeah mm-hmm that's definitely there's there's a some people are doing that to him you can tell is he doing the shark tail McDonald's toy face a?

Little bit yeah, I think so a little bit. He kind of looks like shit He's in prison and his life's over and his reputation's done Yeah, and it's like I don't think a case has ever been more like sealed and shot. No. I just think he's an ugly man. Oh Yeah, it's probably not a good photo. I don't think yeah picked his coverage With many Part I mean I don't the party seem they the I Don't get the appeal of like a big Orgy yeah, yeah

Yeah, I know I haven't know that either Like I never I never was a fan of like a devil's threesome Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen that either. Like, I never I never was a fan of like a devil's threesome or any any threesome, any some. Yeah. Yeah, it just seems like I don't know, like, how do you tap in, tap out? Like, what's the decorum? But you take breaks, do you sit down, do you drink water? Yeah, I just go in with a game plan? Yeah, I don't know.

Like with the other people? Those would be fine if they didn't have a before or after. It was just a perpetual orgy? Yeah, it would just everlasting. Before has to suck, after has to suck even worse. You think? I think before probably has some excitement before you're more excited You're probably like scouting it out. It's still weird

Dude, you know piece really shitty as if you were like in a group orgy and then like everyone was getting going so it's a group Orgy people were fucking one other person in the same room. Are you alternating these things? I just don't know I don't know. I think you're alternating because like I if you're fucking just one person in the room next to other fucking that's more of a comp competition Yeah, simultaneous Yeah, do you call dibs? I think it's me shotgun. I just don't know you saying I don't know how orgies work at all Are you saying like if you're in an orgy you and you're like with like is it fucking one person in a room of? Other people fucking one person. Oh, that's just a coincidence

You're fucking in here yeah Yeah, like yeah like mine and Rudy's cheeks touch on our backs when yeah, that's yeah, you just happen That's the witch's kiss you had that loaded yeah cheeks touch on the backswing Like you when you're out yeah when you're yeah, yeah on your Just like imagine like a dude Kyle. I think that's how you were conceived I think two dude asses smacked real hard in an orgy, and you appeared from it's like the Hydron Collider Like the hydron Collider It was a gay orgy and two asses hit the quietest with the law before the the loudest thrust

I'm alive. No dude. It's like frosty getting his hat I Have heard what around the world yeah, it's one big smack. I was no clap. I was no clap Yeah, and like how do you like it has anybody done research on what is like the personality types based on what position you were conceived with I? Don't know but I've heard that no one should be able to research no one should know what position they were conceived in There are people that anyone who knows the worst parents I'm willing to bet that we're all three the same you think We can easily guess but anyone who knows for a fact

It oh my god. There are definitely people that know for a fact, and I want to hear from them, but I just want Like I have a feeling I have a feeling MOOC's a doggy, baby 100% but like not even like sexy doggy. It was like something's on the TV out of necessity 100% Yeah, I'm sorry I mean I'm I guess I'm not sorry I'm good for you I came out sloppy yeah all gay dudes were cowgirl I Feel that is I feel like I can see where you're going from yeah. Yeah. Yes. There's not cowgirl conceived More dudes have worked at McDonald's at one point in their life Than our gay no way one in eight people one in eight Americans have worked at McDonald's

Yes, have none of us have right uh-uh that means one of us are gay Shit oh no I was a cone that was the only job I had you were what a cone You never mentioned past you're a cone. I was a security guard. Where? My buddy's dad owned a security company. So all his guys. Where were you stationed?

One of them was an Obama speech. And I was. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. You were a security guard for Barack Obama. Yes, he was speaking. No, no, just casually say get into yes. And then and I was it. Just a fact. I was, it's just a fact. I was, Obama was speaking at the University of Boulder and I was. I believe that.

I was part of the security team that was working the parking lot for the White House and I had no instructions. So I was just waving people through. You really? Yeah. And then I like, I had to stand in one place for 12 hours. And it was actually weirdly one of the most beautiful days of my life.

I didn't have my phone. I was just sitting outside. Did you see anybody of note? There was one guy that I didn't even know what to say. So one guy came in with a full arm sleeve, looked like a very scary individual. And he's like, I need to get up to this parking lot. And I was like, do you have a credential?

And he's like, no. And I was like, OK. And I just started letting everybody in. And I was like, do you have like a credential? And he's like, no. And I was like, okay. And I just started letting everybody in. And I was like, if Barack goes down, it might be on me. So you granted people access to get within gunshot range? I granted people access to park. To get in. But I was a cone.

The other job that we had to do, me and my friends had to do is we would have to like reserve parking lots for events the next day. So we would just sit in a car and smoke Doha. What's Doha? It's a very aggressive time it kind of tobacco. Oh is it is it Middle Eastern? Yes those dudes can Inhale tobacco more better than anybody it'll ruin you know make you sweat Yeah, that's that that that shit's not for me alternate between like pooping and constipation Yeah, we guess do we know all your jobs Kyle I

Was busboy haunted house we know haunted house slash funny go on them. Yeah That's yeah, I Really wanted fro yo you wanted to work for yo. I applied at a place. I was fro yo why Yeah That was like a redheaded chicks move. Cute redheaded girls worked at froyo places. Exactly. And the bad girls were at Cold Stone Creamery.

Oh my God. Gotta have it. Why do you owe my God Cold Stone Creamery? You worked at Cold Stone Creamery. I would dangle the quarter. No I didn't I thought you did. I had access to it VIP access You got the yeah, you got like the secret menu size. Mm-hmm. I'll kill myself if I don't get this No, I did a grocery store. I was a carryout slash bag boy

Spoiler alert nah, just kidding. What else wait? spoiler alert nah just kidding what else wait you can't say spoiler alert what do you mean spoiler alert you just can't say that in the middle of nowhere nevermind yeah

you ruined the mystique of Kyle because we found out you were a bag boy I was a bag boy I believe it I got tipped As a bad boy, I've never thought to tip the person that carried out groceries never I was like one of the only people to do it most supermarkets don't have that option They carry the groceries to the car. Yes. Yeah, I never had that really on a dolly that respects Did it. Yeah Jimmy John's you weren't Jimmy John's for very long, right? Hungry Howie's And this is you an adulthood masters degree I know

Yeah, damn man We have some videos coming out Zoo the zoo we've been trying to film a little bit more so yeah, is that coming out? today Friday Friday Thursday Friday Thursday Friday Once it ready Friday Friday morning Friday drop Check that out. We went to the zoo. That was good time cameras on us. Why not? We're gonna try to film one right after this. I'm not gonna overthink it.

Yeah, we're going to the Michael Jordan steakhouse. I think I have to change because you sent the dress code. A dress code for the Michael Jordan steakhouse. Are you rocking that? I'm rocking this. All right, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna just, this is fine. Yeah, it'll be fine, yeah.

I'm in my raw denim, which shipped to me in like a crate that I had opened with a crowbar because they don't bend. Oh yeah, I almost grabbed your dick today. Yeah, they're too stiff. Stop wearing the raw denim. Well, I can't. Why'd you even do that?

I wanted to experiment. They call me gay, it's crazy. Raw denim is the straightest thing a man can put on his body. You want a hardest thing you can on your body. It's great raw denim is the straightest thing a man can put on his body No, you want a hard you feel the hardest thing you can on it feels like a ceiling It feels like a popcorn ceiling Ceiling I think the insides lined with cat tongue yeah Not great. They look cool though. They look like any other pants no, but they have a little bit more vibe to them

Thank you. Yeah, you can see the more vibe Really see that more vibe. Oh my god. How much vibe is in those pants? Anything else You're on moocan sleep tonight. Oh tonight. Yeah, check me out on moocan sleep subscribe to that thumbs up the stream and We'll be doing something fun. Yeah. We got some plans. Yeah.

Kyle? That's it.