A New Untold Story - A New Untold Story: Ep. 225 - Save a Horse

Episode Date: February 12, 2021

|| A New Untold Story: Ep. 225 || The boys talk about school field trips, cover bands, & aspiring rappers... and of course we get an update on the Reggie saga!!! || Producer: Tyler GoochmanYou can f...ind every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, A New Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon Music. a new untold story it's a fresh big untold story we talk about what happened within the walls of the school a lot a lot of our school yeah we mentioned like going to i went to to Niagara Falls, Met Alanis. Yeah. But other than that, we don't really. We talked about school trips, but never run-of-the-mill field trips.
Starting point is 00:00:53 We'd have at least one a year, sometimes two. It was, like, a seasonal thing. At least. A lot of them were underwhelming. Like, we went to the Mortality Museum, which sounded cool. The Mort, was that, that was just the cemetery, right? They just took us to the Mortality Museum, which sounded cool. That was just the cemetery, right? They just took us to the cemetery. And then the next month we went to the Last Name Museum.
Starting point is 00:01:10 And that was also the cemetery. Same exact cemetery. They just took us to. They tried to hype us up. This is going to be the largest collection of surnames. Carved. Immortalized. Into stone.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Engraved into these beautiful beautiful monuments same just you can't get a larger collection of last names and then our big one that we had was what was it the debris factory downtown oh wheeling west virginia had like it was the largest debris factory in size. Yeah. But it wasn't, like, profitable. At all. It went out of business. It was one of the worst debris factories. So it blew up, like, in popularity. Not literally.
Starting point is 00:01:55 It did, yeah. When, I think, the movie Twister came out? 98. Twister came out, and we, like, leased the debris for them to use on set. We leased, like, pieces of barn and stuff. That was a huge deal. It was nepotism. I think the director's cousin owned...
Starting point is 00:02:11 Twister? The Twister's director's cousin owned the debris factory. So the owner then died and it went to his son. Yeah. And it got even worse. It was never good. It was never good. It was just cheap.
Starting point is 00:02:24 But then it became just an awful, awful debris factory. It was, it had the shittiest debris. They. And it was, like. It was horribly. It was just. It was the worst. It wasn't gross.
Starting point is 00:02:36 No, it was the opposite. It was such bad debris that it was like full. It was just full size items. Yeah, like Lexuses. It was just like, yeah. Yeah. Like we toured it and it just felt like a car show room. Yeah. It's like, what. This is like a, this is a fullsize items. Yeah, like Lexuses. It was just like, yeah. We toured it, and it just felt like a car showroom. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:47 This is a full motorhome. Yeah. This is like, oh, that's an RV. Here's a windmill and a silo of a barn, just every bit of it. A state-of-the-art guardrail. And it was well-constructed. You couldn't break it. It was the most photogenic place in our state, maybe.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Yeah. Which is ironic, because they couldn't sell like that it was like they they tried to sell debris they just looked like full yeah like here's just a full site and it went out of business quick they couldn't sell any of that not a single thing but it was ironic they attracted tourists from all across the globe a lot of people just thought it was a museum because like oh here's these completely beautiful untouched statues. It was immaculate. I remember they served us lunch and they were just like, hey, you can eat it in the cafeteria. And we're like, no, we'll just eat it right off the floor.
Starting point is 00:03:32 This place is spotless. I remember like a billionaire from like Germany came and he was like wanted to buy like one of the cars. They had like a one in 50 Aston Martin. He's like, this is we are selling this as debris. Yeah. And he was like, wait, I'll just take this. You cannot drive this. I'll take this motor vehicle. I will pay you top dollar for this motor vehicle.
Starting point is 00:03:51 And he's like, this is a debris factory. Yeah, they yelled at him for not slamming the door shut when he was looking at it. And they're like, whoa, buddy, what are you doing? He was like, there's no miles on this. This is pristine. Yeah, we know. We're working on it. Just the pristine. Yeah, we know. We're working on it. Just the worst debris.
Starting point is 00:04:07 The worst debris factory. Did we go anywhere else? We had a lot of reverse field trips. We had people visit the school. The people would come to us. Yeah, we all came to afford the transportation. We had performers. We didn't have chaperones.
Starting point is 00:04:21 The chaperones were just the grade above us. Right. I remember there was a controversy when one of the chaperones fingered one of the – it was me. I fingered a girl in your class in the back of the bus. It was just like drama. It wasn't rape. You were like three months older than her. You had a late birthday. We were damn near the same age.
Starting point is 00:04:40 She had an early birthday for her age. We were both the same age numerically. And it was just like you were the chaperone. Imagine how bad this would look. The chaperone sexually or had sex with one of the kids on the field trip. I mean, that sucks for her boyfriend, but it's not illegal. No, it's definitely not illegal. And the thing is, kids in sixth and seventh grade were the most responsible humans in our town.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Yeah. They knew how to administer Narcan the best. Uh-huh. And they had, yeah, and they didn't have to work. Yeah, medically they were. They were the wealthiest, too, because they sold their piss. But we had all kinds of performers. Sure did.
Starting point is 00:05:19 We had, like, a magician. Did we? We had a magician come. We had a pickup artist. No, no, we had a magician We had a magician come We had a pickup artist No no we had a magician Chris Oh He was like a
Starting point is 00:05:30 Chris Angel Impersonator No he was He just went by Chris Still with two S's And he tried to do some Underwater stunt And just drowned on stage
Starting point is 00:05:37 And then we called him Chris Angel Because it was Catholic school He did He drowned to death Right in front of us And we didn't know We stared at his
Starting point is 00:05:44 We stared at his corpse three and a half minutes. He lugged in a phone booth filled with water. He came early because he's like, I'm going to stay all for the entire school day. Yeah. Because this is going to be an incredible trick. He drowned. Very early on. it wasn't impressive for someone to even like hold their breath not even close not even like some of us like did it with
Starting point is 00:06:11 him like that we like pinched our nose and like puffed up our cheeks and beat him we we stare we stared at a dead man for a long time just floating in a booth he was just floating yeah no but the pickup artist that you brought up that was he ran it like a magic show so he came to our elementary school, and he was like, all right, I need somebody from the crowd to pick up. And we all pointed at Alyssa, who was the prettiest girl in our grade. In the same vein that a magician would pick out a volunteer, this guy wanted to prove he was a great pickup artist. He could pick up any kid. And so we all pointed. He was like, I need a volunteer.
Starting point is 00:06:43 We all pointed at Alyssa because she was the pretty girl. She was the hottest. She rejected us the most. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. A good pickup artist – like picking up beautiful women is easy. He said a good pickup artist will pick up beautiful kids. But a great pickup artist will pick up the disgusting, pessimistic, ugly kids.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Ugly kids. Like the pasty, sickly kids. Some of us... It's the hardest for a pickup. We still want it to be volunteers, so a lot of us were still raising our hands, me, despite being a hot boy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:13 And, like, he... Hand... Who did he... He forced... Brooke. Brooke. And she couldn't... She didn't raise her hand.
Starting point is 00:07:21 No. She couldn't raise her hand. No, she couldn't. Well, we... her hand. No. She couldn't raise her hand. No, she couldn't. Well, Brooke Mobile. Yeah. Well, she was from southern Alabama, but she didn't have an accent. That's because she typed with an electronic keyboard. She was an electric chair, a wheelchair.
Starting point is 00:07:40 And so he was just like, you. We called her the Brooke Mobile. Come up here. He was like, well. we called her the Brookmobile, come up here. He was like, well, he looked, he came down to her. He said, I can pick up even the most grotesque of girl. And everybody was like, no, that's impossible. And he said, an ugly child will see right through your fake compliments. So you have to be up front about their issues. You could call out a facial scar or a mole
Starting point is 00:08:08 or a black skin. So you're obviously in a chair. He taught me how to subtly point out insecurities in an advantageous manner. He was incredible. And he was just like, watch this everybody. And he said, Brooke, you're unlike any handicapped person I've ever seen. You're beautiful. And we gasped.
Starting point is 00:08:38 It fucking worked. Yeah. She responded with, I think, semicolon parentheses, which we knew it landed. Oh. Yeah. So. Yeah. So he was a great guy. I don't know where he is now. But I remember those life lessons forever.
Starting point is 00:08:55 Yeah. Who else? Yes, he was one of our best performers. Yeah, we had – We had, like, some cover, like, bands, like, would come perform. Yeah, well, we had – some people came in and were boring, like Cedric. Yeah, it was just Cedric. He was just mundane.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Uh-huh. Yeah. He just wore a fedora that didn't match his suit and sunglasses. Yeah. And we're like, what are you, Cedric? What are you? No, he wasn't entertaining. No, he didn't earn that title.
Starting point is 00:09:24 He didn't try to flex that he was. No, he was just like, try to flex that he was no he was just like no i'm just cedric like he didn't do it we're like what do you want to do he's like i'm just chilling he was just standing around all right in front of us but we did have some musical guests um he wasn't even black his name was rick yeah yeah yeah we had uh we, we had Larry the guy did some jokes, but yeah, he was, he didn't have a, he didn't do it.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Who is the band that sang save a horse, ride a cowboy. That was big and rich. And I remember we thought we were getting big song. My like fifth grade year. Yeah. We just would all sing that song. And they were like,
Starting point is 00:10:02 Hey, we have a big and rich tribute band coming. But we didn't understand what a tribute band was. And we were so excited to see Big and Rich and sing along to Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy. And we found out it was a tribute band called Big or Rich. And they were two separate guys, obviously, and they hated each other. So they toured separately. They toured separately, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:22 And we wanted Rich so bad. We were like, all right, as long as it's Rich. He's a great singer. He's wealthy. Very. So they try to make a grand entrance. There was going to be a surprise. Who are you going to get?
Starting point is 00:10:36 And this glob covered in a tarp waddles out to the stage. And we knew immediately we could hear him breathing into his mic. He was mic'd up and you could hear him breathing and it was like it took like 30 seconds
Starting point is 00:10:50 for him to get to like the center of the gymnasium. And he he did this like grand reveal he ripped off the tarp and he's like guess who it is kids. And the teachers
Starting point is 00:11:00 were trying to like stop him. They're like guys it's big. He was like 7'2", 3'50", 4'50 even. He was like seven to three 50, four 50. Even he was, yeah, he was obese and he was, he was poor. He had no money. He was wearing like stained burlap.
Starting point is 00:11:12 And the worst part about it is like big or rich, like rich did 95% of the, the vocals and the instruments. Big just harmonized. Big just was like the echo for one specific snippet of the song. Yeah, so he would just echo Rich on Save a Horse. And so the music came in. We were all waiting. We were all waiting. And then he's just like, all right.
Starting point is 00:11:37 And then he would go ahead. Like a minute and 15 seconds in, he just times in with, save a horse. And we're just like, all right. And then we wait around. And he's like, come on, everybody. He's like clapping. Yeah, we could get one in.
Starting point is 00:11:49 But his arms are so long because he's like seven and a half feet tall. He's just like, save a horse. That's all he did. That's all he said. That was his sole role. We wanted Rich so bad. Just saying, save a horse. PETA loved him.
Starting point is 00:12:02 PETA. Yeah, we thought it was just like all right this guy yeah is adamant about observation i was like our clidesdale's i assumed that horses were in danger fuck like i feel bad yeah all right i agree with big um we did leave to go to the hobby shop and i was like oh shit like i'll go get baseball cards. I'll go get football cards. It was just the pharmacy. That's what we called, it was named the hobby shop. It was a pharmacy.
Starting point is 00:12:34 I remember I waited in line to get in and I was super excited to go in and I asked one of the employees, hey, where are your model trains? And she just fell asleep. I was like, wake up. everybody there was yeah and i asked another like browser like where are the trains like where are the the wwe wwf action figures and they're just like i was like what and they were like just kept nodding off and i was like, what? They were like, just kept nodding off. I was like, fuck. We also, instead of like musical or talents coming in, we had career day.
Starting point is 00:13:11 But unemployment was so high in our town. The only person with a career, it was just our teacher that came in for career day. It was just a regular day. Yeah. I remember she wanted to feel special about it. It's career day. It's me. She rolled out a red carpet. Any questions?
Starting point is 00:13:31 Can I go to the bathroom? Paula Cole, for some reason, just entered with a disguise. With a tarp over her head. Everybody always had a tarp. It's career day.
Starting point is 00:13:47 2005. And it's me, your teacher. I'm like, okay. Yeah. And she was like, I'll take out your textbook.
Starting point is 00:13:57 All right. First and foremost, thanks everyone for coming out. Shit. You know, they say a parent should never have to bury their first five children.
Starting point is 00:14:06 And as I stand here right now, I'd be the last person to disagree with that. I know I say this every time it happens, but losing one of your daughters just doesn't seem to get any easier. From a logistical standpoint with the time constraints in my work schedule. And the inflation on tombstones and extra small children's caskets. But this sweet girl in front of us right now, this former sweet girl in front of us right now, I could go on and on about her, but I'll save that for a more appropriate time. And I will just say that my biggest regret, as her dad,
Starting point is 00:14:52 was never getting to tell her that I love her. And I had plenty of opportunities. She won the science fair two years in a row, excelled in softball. She always told me that she loved me, countless times. Hell, I told my others that I love them. All my other kids, I always told them I love them. But yeah, I regret never telling this one. And as I'm losing daughters left and right, you might wonder how I keep going, how I keep pushing forward on a day-to-day basis.
Starting point is 00:15:18 And I'll tell you my secret for those of you who have lost five or more children, you have to find a silver lining wherever you can. So I'm cherishing the time with my only remaining baby daughter and protecting her from the horrors of the world. That's why she's not with us right now. I couldn't bear to see her watch her big sister get buried, especially in this godforsaken 103 degree heat. That's why she's waiting in my car over there. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Ah, anyway, I'm sure you're all tired of watching my ugly mug yap on and on about my dead-ass kid. So, uh, let's get on with it. KB, you're cooking us dinner tonight, aren't you? Yup. You can say that, yeah? What do you, what, I can So let's get on with it. KB, you're cooking us dinner tonight, aren't you? Yep.
Starting point is 00:16:07 You can say that, yeah. I can say that? Yeah. It's yes or no. This is a binary thing. Okay. Yes. Yeah?
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Starting point is 00:19:00 30 days. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I was gonna, after this, I was gonna go home and fucking write a, a grocery list, pop in my car,
Starting point is 00:19:12 then like go to the supermarket, risk slipping on the wet floor, picking all that stuff out. Yeah. Waiting to get it bagged up. Fuck all that nonsense. Fuck all that.
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Starting point is 00:19:48 Tell us something Is it about the case Where the hell were you guys It doesn't matter We were at a kid funeral What's going on We checked the prep's car Where are you from
Starting point is 00:20:03 What happened to your accent I'm from New Rochelle, all right? New fucking Rochelle? Where the fuck is New Rochelle? What the fuck is that? New Rochelle? It's not important. We checked the perp's car, and we found a gadget.
Starting point is 00:20:21 You're going to want to take a closer look. What is this fucking? This looks like it's some sort of confidential KBG gadgetry. This is advanced gadgetry. Well, yeah. That's exactly what it is, actually. No, it's quite obviously. Advanced KBG gadgetry, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Yeah, there's no mistaking this for anything else. But, Captain, this is way out of our jurisdiction. We need to call in somebody higher than us. You'd think. We actually have a gadget guy in the basement. The basement? The basement is just a batting cage. What batting cage in the fucking basement?
Starting point is 00:20:55 Nah. The basement of that basement. What the fuck? What the fuck are you getting at? You ever see that bookshelf? That bookshelf right here? What are some of the books on that shelf? The wooden one.
Starting point is 00:21:10 The wooden bookshelf. It has a mixed bag of different genres of books. It had Atlas Shrugged. It had the Chamber of Secrets. It had a Webster in there. Hey, hey. Pull that Chamber of Secrets. That would just be way too obvious.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Say another book for me to pull. I'm not going to go to a Chamber of Secrets by pulling the Chamber of Secrets, Captain. Tell him another book. Maybe something more subtle that doesn't involve a chamber of literal secrets. All right, all right. Pull the Grapes of Wrath.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Oh, okay. Holy shit. What the fuck? There's a chamber behind this. Yeah. I would have never guessed pulling the Grapes the fuck? There's a chamber behind this. I would have never guessed pulling the grapes of wrath would reveal a chamber. Anyone knows what's going on back here. It's just filled with secrets. You just want us to go down this hallway?
Starting point is 00:21:54 You said there's a gadget guy? Yeah, he's the best. The best. All right. Look at all this stuff. What is this stuff, detective? This looks like, I don't know, like advanced KGB gadgetry. All over the place.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Here it is, the gadget guy. Hello. Come on in. Oh, okay. guy. Hello. Come on in. Oh, okay. Some heavy shit. And we don't know what we're up against, and we could use the best gadget you've got. Well, if you need the best gadget I've got, it's a good thing you came to the best gadget guy here. What is this? This looks like just a run-of-the-mill umbrella.
Starting point is 00:22:40 What is this? That's what one would think, a guy not well-versed in gadgetry. Well, what does this do? Does this turn into some sort of shotgun? Or is it a fucking... A pistol? Maybe a pistol? Does something like that help you out in the dark?
Starting point is 00:22:53 No, it doesn't. That's why it's got a flashlight on it. It doubles as a flashlight? A flashlight and umbrella for when it rains at night. So the more I look at this, the more I see it's quite obviously just, yeah, it's a flashlight and an umbrella. Well, I don't think so. It's not as clear as you think because you got the one button to put the umbrella up,
Starting point is 00:23:11 but the other button, you think, what does that do? Blacklight. And it can't put the umbrella down. Uh-huh. You have to turn it upside down to use the flashlight. I'd get all wet. I'm overwhelmed. What's this next piece?
Starting point is 00:23:23 What the fuck is this? Is this fucking glasses? Oh, it's a nice pair of glasses. You put it on my face and what? You put it on your face and guess what you can do? What's it do? The other one, right? You can see better?
Starting point is 00:23:35 What the fuck? It helps your vision? Wait, wait. It helps with your vision and it protects you from what? UV rays? That's exactly what it does. You're telling me this device can protect me from the sun? The sun.
Starting point is 00:23:47 The fucking sun? The fucking sun, boys. Ah, shit. What the fuck? And what about this? Look at this. This just looks like a tube of chapstick. What are you going to tell me?
Starting point is 00:23:56 It's also fucking lipstick? What is this, tinted? That's exactly what that was. None of this is going to fucking help us. How are we going to find Reggie? What do you got for us? Well, I got this. Look, that was None of this is gonna fucking help us How are we gonna find Reggie? What is What do you got for us? Well I got this
Starting point is 00:24:07 Look that was just a little appetizer Here's the fucking steak boys This here Can detect tell Tell? Can detect tell? From 20 to 30 miles away Are you fucking shitting me?
Starting point is 00:24:20 Oh boys I did it This is This is Why didn't we get this immediately? You know, I thought this was possible. I've been working on it for years down here. Okay, I just press the button. Then it goes to show you no tell here.
Starting point is 00:24:33 No tell around here. No tell in this basement. Now, let's say people aren't able to see this device, and they can only use their ears to understand how this device works. Well, in that case, you turn on the beep and feature. Oh, the beep and feature. Okay, that's helpful. It beeps.
Starting point is 00:24:48 It beeps. It'll beep. It'll go, look, if we found some tell around here, maybe some sort of test button we can press. Hypothetically, what would happen if we were near tell, adjacent to it? Well, it would fucking beep, kid. What would it sound like? It would go...
Starting point is 00:25:05 Okay. So that's helpful if people could just listen and understand. You'll play the game hot and cold? You'll fucking get hotter. The more it fucking beeps... Of course. That's your tell. That adds more context
Starting point is 00:25:21 to this entire situation. We had a huge amount of rappers. Or at least people that wanted to be rappers. There were so many local rappers. Everyone wanted to be a rapper. It didn't matter your color or creed or if you were poor or very poor. You attempted to be a rapper at one point in time. It was honestly impressive because there were some kids who they couldn't read. They were mostly illiterate, but they they could write raps i get i guess
Starting point is 00:25:50 some way they could speak oh yeah i don't i don't why was that that was like a phenomena like i think it was like a local phenomenon in our region of like i think it's just because there is it just doesn't make sense there is no jobs there's no money you're not going to college you're not finishing high school so the only career there is the only viable career is world famous rapper yeah and this is like before youtubers were famous and they saw like asher roth yeah on the come up because i remember there was a guy that looked like asher roth a lot bigger and more asymmetrical his name name was Sean O'Neill. Sean O'Neill.
Starting point is 00:26:27 An Irish kid. Yes. I think he did blackface regularly. He did. They were like, why did you take off your blackface? He had a past because- He wanted to be black. He did.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Yeah, so that was the past. He was like, what was his rap name? Because I remember he went for something. He was like, how can I be this hood? So he, the, you know, the vernacular, is that the term? For the is da. Absolutely. Yeah, I'm aware of that, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:55 And so he went with Sean Derimes. Oh, Sean Derimes. And he had zero idea. He's never seen Grey's Anatomy. No, but his first mixtape was called Scandal, and he's actually in prison for murder, so he didn't get away with it. Because he was not a smart man. He didn't know what rhymes were. He didn't know how to rhyme, but I loved Sean DeRimes.
Starting point is 00:27:16 He tried to, or maybe not. I couldn't tell. He was one of the better ones? Which wasn't a... Well, I mean, he won most likely to be on radio in high school. No, he won most likely to be in radio. The sequel. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:36 To play Junior's part. Yeah. Yeah, but he... He wasn't bad. I think he had a lot of connections. He rubbed shoulders. I think he... Did he meet Ice Cube at, like, Chili's or something?
Starting point is 00:27:49 Did he meet Ice, no, no, he made Ice Cubes at Chili's. That was his job. He didn't really, he wasn't good at it. No, he fucked up, he forgot the ingredients. All the time. All the time. And then, who was it, like, who's the kid from Odd Future? Tyler the Creator? No, earl sweatshirt he oh did he collab with earl sweatshirt it was that or he collabed with earl's
Starting point is 00:28:14 wet shirt our boy he drooled all over the kid in his class yeah yes yeah either didn't he um okay but he what earl's wet shirt wasn't famous. No. He did collab with some famous people. Was it like B.O.B. or – No, no, no. He collabed with B.I.B. He wore that when he ate.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Yeah, he did. No. Who was the other rapper? He was like constantly like battling and feuding. I think he got into – He got into some bad beef in the fridge. He got E. coli from an uncooked
Starting point is 00:28:49 kid cuisine steak and smiley fry. Yeah. Smothered in ketchup. He didn't even know it wasn't cooked. He absolutely loved ketchup. Didn't he say he referred to himself as the Migos of the Ohio Valley?
Starting point is 00:29:05 He always proclaimed... He was himself as the Migos of the Ohio Valley? The upper Ohio Valley. He always proclaimed, he was always talking about Migos, but that's how he said he was leaving somewhere. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When he was leaving the room. When he was like, Migos, yeah. Yeah, and then he always, he was blinged the fuck out with just Olympic gold medals. I remember he did wear those.
Starting point is 00:29:25 He participated in that every year. He thought he was like one of the Migos members. No, he had offset eyes. But he did have some, he had some takeoff tendencies. He took off his pants when he was at the urinal. Okay, and his, yeah, his helmet.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Yeah, to rest. Yeah. What else? I know he was, like, recognized. Like, was it the, what magazine was it? Complex? XXL recognized his forehead. But he was on, like, the 2009 freshman class.
Starting point is 00:30:00 And the 2010 and 11 and 12. And the 12 freshman, yeah. Yeah, and he collabed collabed he opened up for seal seals r&b but he opened up for seal i believe was no no no no he opened up the door for people going into easter seals that was yeah he was a breeder before the cubes yeah he did do that and um i think he he was in was he on the shade room a lot or was he in it he was in, was he on the Shade Room a lot? Or was he in it? He was in it because he had sensory overload. That's what they would take him in there.
Starting point is 00:30:28 So he's always in there. He collabed with TI-85 on his remedial math test. Yeah, yeah.

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