A New Untold Story - A New Untold Story: Ep. 225 - Save a Horse
Episode Date: February 12, 2021|| A New Untold Story: Ep. 225 || The boys talk about school field trips, cover bands, & aspiring rappers... and of course we get an update on the Reggie saga!!! || Producer: Tyler GoochmanYou can f...ind every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast
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we talk about what happened within the walls of the school a lot a lot of our school yeah
we mentioned like going to i went to to Niagara Falls, Met Alanis.
Yeah.
But other than that, we don't really.
We talked about school trips, but never run-of-the-mill field trips.
We'd have at least one a year, sometimes two.
It was, like, a seasonal thing.
At least.
A lot of them were underwhelming.
Like, we went to the Mortality Museum, which sounded cool.
The Mort, was that, that was just the cemetery, right? They just took us to the Mortality Museum, which sounded cool. That was just the cemetery, right?
They just took us to the cemetery.
And then the next month we went to the Last Name Museum.
And that was also the cemetery.
Same exact cemetery.
They just took us to.
They tried to hype us up.
This is going to be the largest collection of surnames.
Carved.
Immortalized.
Into stone.
Engraved into these beautiful beautiful monuments same just you can't get a larger collection of last names and then our big one that we had was
what was it the debris factory downtown oh wheeling west virginia had like it was the largest
debris factory in size. Yeah.
But it wasn't, like, profitable.
At all.
It went out of business. It was one of the worst debris factories.
So it blew up, like, in popularity.
Not literally.
It did, yeah.
When, I think, the movie Twister came out?
98.
Twister came out, and we, like, leased the debris for them to use on set.
We leased, like, pieces of barn and stuff.
That was a huge deal.
It was nepotism.
I think the director's cousin owned...
Twister?
The Twister's director's cousin owned the debris factory.
So the owner then died and it went to his son.
Yeah.
And it got even worse.
It was never good.
It was never good.
It was just cheap.
But then it became just an awful, awful debris factory.
It was, it had the shittiest debris.
They.
And it was, like.
It was horribly.
It was just.
It was the worst.
It wasn't gross.
No, it was the opposite.
It was such bad debris that it was like full.
It was just full size items.
Yeah, like Lexuses.
It was just like, yeah.
Yeah.
Like we toured it and it just felt like a car show room. Yeah. It's like, what. This is like a, this is a fullsize items. Yeah, like Lexuses. It was just like, yeah. We toured it, and it just felt like a car showroom.
Yeah.
This is a full motorhome.
Yeah.
This is like, oh, that's an RV.
Here's a windmill and a silo of a barn, just every bit of it.
A state-of-the-art guardrail.
And it was well-constructed.
You couldn't break it.
It was the most photogenic place in our state, maybe.
Yeah.
Which is ironic, because they couldn't sell like that it was like
they they tried to sell debris they just looked like full yeah like here's just a full site and
it went out of business quick they couldn't sell any of that not a single thing but it was ironic
they attracted tourists from all across the globe a lot of people just thought it was a museum
because like oh here's these completely beautiful untouched statues. It was immaculate.
I remember they served us lunch and they were just like, hey, you can eat it in the cafeteria.
And we're like, no, we'll just eat it right off the floor.
This place is spotless. I remember like a billionaire from like Germany came and he was like wanted to buy like one of the cars.
They had like a one in 50 Aston Martin.
He's like, this is we are selling this as debris.
Yeah.
And he was like, wait, I'll just take this.
You cannot drive this.
I'll take this motor vehicle.
I will pay you top dollar for this motor vehicle.
And he's like, this is a debris factory.
Yeah, they yelled at him for not slamming the door shut when he was looking at it.
And they're like, whoa, buddy, what are you doing?
He was like, there's no miles on this.
This is pristine.
Yeah, we know.
We're working on it. Just the pristine. Yeah, we know. We're working on it.
Just the worst debris.
The worst debris factory.
Did we go anywhere else?
We had a lot of reverse field trips.
We had people visit the school.
The people would come to us.
Yeah, we all came to afford the transportation.
We had performers.
We didn't have chaperones.
The chaperones were just the grade above us.
Right. I remember there was a controversy when one of the chaperones fingered one of the – it was me.
I fingered a girl in your class in the back of the bus.
It was just like drama.
It wasn't rape.
You were like three months older than her.
You had a late birthday.
We were damn near the same age.
She had an early birthday for her age.
We were both the same age numerically.
And it was just like you were the chaperone.
Imagine how bad this would look.
The chaperone sexually or had sex with one of the kids on the field trip.
I mean, that sucks for her boyfriend, but it's not illegal.
No, it's definitely not illegal.
And the thing is, kids in sixth and seventh grade were the most responsible humans in our town.
Yeah.
They knew how to administer Narcan the best.
Uh-huh.
And they had, yeah, and they didn't have to work.
Yeah, medically they were.
They were the wealthiest, too, because they sold their piss.
But we had all kinds of performers.
Sure did.
We had, like, a magician.
Did we?
We had a magician come.
We had a pickup artist. No, no, we had a magician We had a magician come We had a pickup artist
No no we had a magician
Chris
Oh
He was like a
Chris Angel
Impersonator
No he was
He just went by Chris
Still with two S's
And he tried to do some
Underwater stunt
And just drowned on stage
And then we called him
Chris Angel
Because it was Catholic school
He did
He drowned to death
Right in front of us
And we didn't know
We stared at his
We stared at his corpse three and a half minutes.
He lugged in a phone booth filled with water.
He came early because he's like, I'm going to stay all for the entire school day.
Yeah.
Because this is going to be an incredible trick.
He drowned.
Very early on. it wasn't impressive for
someone to even like hold their breath not even close not even like some of us like did it with
him like that we like pinched our nose and like puffed up our cheeks and beat him we we stare we
stared at a dead man for a long time just floating in a booth he was just floating yeah no but the
pickup artist that you brought up that was he ran it like a magic show so he came to our elementary school, and he was like, all right, I need somebody from the crowd to pick up.
And we all pointed at Alyssa, who was the prettiest girl in our grade.
In the same vein that a magician would pick out a volunteer, this guy wanted to prove he was a great pickup artist.
He could pick up any kid.
And so we all pointed.
He was like, I need a volunteer.
We all pointed at Alyssa because she was the pretty girl.
She was the hottest.
She rejected us the most.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no.
A good pickup artist – like picking up beautiful women is easy.
He said a good pickup artist will pick up beautiful kids.
But a great pickup artist will pick up the disgusting, pessimistic, ugly kids.
Ugly kids.
Like the pasty, sickly kids.
Some of us...
It's the hardest for a pickup.
We still want it to be volunteers,
so a lot of us were still raising our hands,
me, despite being a hot boy.
Yeah.
And, like, he...
Hand...
Who did he...
He forced...
Brooke.
Brooke.
And she couldn't...
She didn't raise her hand.
No.
She couldn't raise her hand.
No, she couldn't.
Well, we... her hand. No. She couldn't raise her hand. No, she couldn't. Well, Brooke Mobile.
Yeah.
Well, she was from southern Alabama, but she didn't have an accent.
That's because she typed with an electronic keyboard.
She was an electric chair, a wheelchair.
And so he was just like, you.
We called her the Brooke Mobile.
Come up here. He was like, well. we called her the Brookmobile, come up here.
He was like, well, he looked, he came down to her.
He said, I can pick up even the most grotesque of girl.
And everybody was like, no, that's impossible.
And he said, an ugly child will see right through your fake compliments.
So you have to be up front about their issues. You could call out a facial scar or a mole
or a black skin.
So you're obviously in a chair.
He taught me how to subtly point out insecurities in an advantageous manner.
He was incredible.
And he was just like, watch this everybody.
And he said, Brooke, you're unlike any handicapped person I've ever seen.
You're beautiful.
And we gasped.
It fucking worked.
Yeah.
She responded with, I think, semicolon parentheses, which we knew it landed.
Oh.
Yeah. So. Yeah.
So he was a great guy.
I don't know where he is now.
But I remember those life lessons forever.
Yeah.
Who else?
Yes, he was one of our best performers.
Yeah, we had –
We had, like, some cover, like, bands, like, would come perform.
Yeah, well, we had – some people came in and were boring, like Cedric.
Yeah, it was just Cedric.
He was just mundane.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
He just wore a fedora that didn't match his suit and sunglasses.
Yeah.
And we're like, what are you, Cedric?
What are you?
No, he wasn't entertaining.
No, he didn't earn that title.
He didn't try to flex that he was. No, he was just like, try to flex that he was no he was just like no i'm just cedric
like he didn't do it we're like what do you want to do he's like i'm just chilling he was just
standing around all right in front of us but we did have some musical guests um he wasn't even
black his name was rick yeah yeah yeah we had uh we, we had Larry the guy did some jokes,
but yeah,
he was,
he didn't have a,
he didn't do it.
Who is the band that sang save a horse,
ride a cowboy.
That was big and rich.
And I remember we thought we were getting big song.
My like fifth grade year.
Yeah.
We just would all sing that song.
And they were like,
Hey,
we have a big and rich tribute band coming.
But we didn't understand what a tribute band was.
And we were so excited to see Big and Rich and sing along to Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy.
And we found out it was a tribute band called Big or Rich.
And they were two separate guys, obviously, and they hated each other.
So they toured separately.
They toured separately, yeah.
And we wanted Rich so bad.
We were like, all right, as long as it's Rich.
He's a great singer.
He's wealthy.
Very.
So they try to make a grand entrance.
There was going to be a surprise.
Who are you going to get?
And this glob covered in a tarp waddles out to the stage.
And we knew immediately
we could hear him
breathing into his mic.
He was mic'd up
and you could hear him breathing
and it was like
it took like 30 seconds
for him to get to like
the center of the gymnasium.
And he
he did this like grand reveal
he ripped off the tarp
and he's like
guess who it is kids.
And the teachers
were trying to like
stop him.
They're like guys it's big.
He was like 7'2",
3'50", 4'50 even. He was like seven to three 50, four 50.
Even he was, yeah, he was obese and he was, he was poor.
He had no money.
He was wearing like stained burlap.
And the worst part about it is like big or rich, like rich did 95% of the, the vocals and the instruments.
Big just harmonized.
Big just was like the echo for one specific snippet of the song.
Yeah, so he would just echo Rich on Save a Horse.
And so the music came in.
We were all waiting.
We were all waiting.
And then he's just like, all right.
And then he would go ahead.
Like a minute and 15 seconds in,
he just times in with, save a horse.
And we're just like, all right.
And then we wait around.
And he's like, come on, everybody.
He's like clapping.
Yeah, we could get one in.
But his arms are so long because he's like seven and a half feet tall.
He's just like, save a horse.
That's all he did.
That's all he said.
That was his sole role.
We wanted Rich so bad.
Just saying, save a horse.
PETA loved him.
PETA.
Yeah, we thought it was just like all right this guy yeah is adamant
about observation i was like our clidesdale's i assumed that horses were in danger fuck like i
feel bad yeah all right i agree with big um we did leave to go to the hobby shop and i was like
oh shit like i'll go get baseball cards. I'll go get football cards.
It was just the pharmacy.
That's what we called, it was named the hobby shop.
It was a pharmacy.
I remember I waited in line to get in and I was super excited to go in
and I asked one of the employees,
hey, where are your model trains?
And she just fell asleep.
I was like, wake up. everybody there was yeah and i asked another like browser like where are the trains like where are the the wwe wwf action figures
and they're just like i was like what and they were like just kept nodding off and i was like, what? They were like, just kept nodding off.
I was like, fuck.
We also, instead of like musical or talents coming in, we had career day.
But unemployment was so high in our town.
The only person with a career, it was just our teacher that came in for career day.
It was just a regular day.
Yeah.
I remember she wanted to feel special about it.
It's career day.
It's me. She rolled out a red
carpet. Any questions?
Can I go to the bathroom?
Paula Cole, for some reason,
just entered
with a disguise.
With a
tarp over her head.
Everybody always had a tarp.
It's career day.
2005.
And it's me,
your teacher.
I'm like,
okay.
Yeah.
And she was like,
I'll take out your textbook.
All right.
First and foremost,
thanks everyone for coming out.
Shit.
You know,
they say a parent
should never have to bury
their first five children.
And as I stand here right now, I'd be the last person to disagree with that.
I know I say this every time it happens, but losing one of your daughters just doesn't seem to get any easier.
From a logistical standpoint with the time constraints in my work schedule.
And the inflation on tombstones
and extra small children's caskets. But this sweet girl in front of us right now, this former sweet
girl in front of us right now, I could go on and on about her, but I'll save that for a more appropriate time.
And I will just say that my biggest regret,
as her dad,
was never getting to tell her that I love her.
And I had plenty of opportunities.
She won the science fair two years in a row,
excelled in softball.
She always told me that she loved me,
countless times.
Hell, I told my others that I love them. All my other kids,
I always told them I love them. But yeah, I regret never telling this one. And as I'm losing daughters left and right, you might wonder how I keep going, how I keep pushing forward on a day-to-day basis.
And I'll tell you my secret for those of you who have lost five or more children, you have to find a silver lining wherever you can.
So I'm cherishing the time with my only remaining baby daughter
and protecting her from the horrors of the world.
That's why she's not with us right now.
I couldn't bear to see her watch her big sister get buried,
especially in this godforsaken 103 degree heat.
That's why she's waiting in my car over there.
Whoa.
Ah,
anyway, I'm sure you're all tired
of watching my
ugly mug yap on and on about
my dead-ass kid. So,
uh, let's get on with it. KB,
you're cooking us dinner tonight, aren't you?
Yup. You can say that, yeah? What do you, what, I can So let's get on with it. KB, you're cooking us dinner tonight, aren't you? Yep.
You can say that, yeah.
I can say that?
Yeah.
It's yes or no.
This is a binary thing.
Okay.
Yes.
Yeah?
What are you doing?
Doing a paella.
You're doing a paella?
Yeah.
From scratch.
It's going to take like eight hours.
It's going to be really inconvenient.
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Uh-oh.
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Yeah.
I was gonna,
after this,
I was gonna go home and fucking write a,
a grocery list,
pop in my car,
then like go
to the supermarket,
risk slipping on the wet floor,
picking all that stuff out.
Yeah.
Waiting to get it bagged up.
Fuck all that nonsense.
Fuck all that.
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I hate tipping waitresses.
They guilt me into it.
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Yeah.
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Tell us something
Is it about the case
Where the hell were you guys
It doesn't matter
We were at a kid funeral
What's going on
We checked the prep's car
Where are you from
What happened to your accent
I'm from New Rochelle, all right?
New fucking Rochelle?
Where the fuck is New Rochelle?
What the fuck is that?
New Rochelle?
It's not important.
We checked the perp's car, and we found a gadget.
You're going to want to take a closer look.
What is this fucking?
This looks like it's some sort of confidential KBG gadgetry.
This is advanced gadgetry.
Well, yeah.
That's exactly what it is, actually.
No, it's quite obviously.
Advanced KBG gadgetry, yeah.
Yeah, there's no mistaking this for anything else.
But, Captain, this is way out of our jurisdiction.
We need to call in somebody higher than us.
You'd think.
We actually have a gadget guy in the basement.
The basement?
The basement is just a batting cage.
What batting cage in the fucking basement?
Nah.
The basement of that basement.
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you getting at?
You ever see that bookshelf?
That bookshelf right here?
What are some of the books on that shelf?
The wooden one.
The wooden bookshelf.
It has a mixed bag of different genres of books.
It had Atlas Shrugged.
It had the Chamber of Secrets.
It had a Webster in there.
Hey, hey.
Pull that Chamber of Secrets.
That would just be way too obvious.
Say another book for me to pull.
I'm not going to go to a Chamber of Secrets
by pulling the Chamber of Secrets, Captain.
Tell him another book.
Maybe something more subtle
that doesn't involve a chamber of literal secrets.
All right, all right.
Pull the Grapes of Wrath.
Oh, okay.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
There's a chamber behind this.
Yeah. I would have never guessed pulling the Grapes the fuck? There's a chamber behind this.
I would have never guessed pulling the grapes of wrath would reveal a chamber. Anyone knows what's going on back here.
It's just filled with secrets.
You just want us to go down this hallway?
You said there's a gadget guy?
Yeah, he's the best.
The best.
All right.
Look at all this stuff.
What is this stuff, detective?
This looks like, I don't know, like advanced KGB gadgetry.
All over the place.
Here it is, the gadget guy.
Hello.
Come on in.
Oh, okay. guy. Hello. Come on in. Oh, okay.
Some heavy shit.
And we don't know what we're up against, and we could use the best gadget you've got.
Well, if you need the best gadget I've got, it's a good thing you came to the best gadget guy here.
What is this? This looks like just a run-of-the-mill umbrella.
What is this?
That's what one would think, a guy not well-versed in gadgetry.
Well, what does this do?
Does this turn into some sort of shotgun?
Or is it a fucking...
A pistol?
Maybe a pistol?
Does something like that help you out in the dark?
No, it doesn't.
That's why it's got a flashlight on it.
It doubles as a flashlight?
A flashlight and umbrella for when it rains at night.
So the more I look at this, the more I see it's quite obviously just, yeah, it's a flashlight
and an umbrella.
Well, I don't think so.
It's not as clear as you think because you got the one button to put the umbrella up,
but the other button, you think, what does that do?
Blacklight.
And it can't put the umbrella down.
Uh-huh.
You have to turn it upside down to use the flashlight.
I'd get all wet.
I'm overwhelmed.
What's this next piece?
What the fuck is this?
Is this fucking glasses?
Oh, it's a nice pair of glasses.
You put it on my face and what?
You put it on your face and guess what you can do?
What's it do?
The other one, right?
You can see better?
What the fuck?
It helps your vision?
Wait, wait.
It helps with your vision and it protects you from what?
UV rays?
That's exactly what it does.
You're telling me this device can protect me from the sun?
The sun.
The fucking sun?
The fucking sun, boys.
Ah, shit.
What the fuck?
And what about this?
Look at this.
This just looks like a tube of chapstick.
What are you going to tell me?
It's also fucking lipstick?
What is this, tinted?
That's exactly what that was.
None of this is going to fucking help us.
How are we going to find Reggie?
What do you got for us? Well, I got this. Look, that was None of this is gonna fucking help us How are we gonna find Reggie? What is
What do you got for us?
Well I got this
Look that was just a little appetizer
Here's the fucking steak boys
This here
Can detect tell
Tell?
Can detect tell?
From 20 to 30 miles away
Are you fucking shitting me?
Oh boys I did it
This is
This is
Why didn't we get this immediately?
You know, I thought this was possible.
I've been working on it for years down here.
Okay, I just press the button.
Then it goes to show you no tell here.
No tell around here.
No tell in this basement.
Now, let's say people aren't able to see this device,
and they can only use their ears to understand how this device works.
Well, in that case, you turn on the beep and feature.
Oh, the beep and feature.
Okay, that's helpful.
It beeps.
It beeps.
It'll beep.
It'll go, look, if we found some tell around here,
maybe some sort of test button we can press.
Hypothetically, what would happen if we were near tell, adjacent to it?
Well, it would fucking beep, kid.
What would it sound like?
It would go...
Okay. So that's
helpful if people could just listen and
understand. You'll play the game hot and cold?
You'll fucking get hotter. The more
it fucking beeps...
Of course.
That's your tell.
That adds more context
to this entire situation.
We had a huge amount of rappers. Or at least people that wanted to be rappers.
There were so many local rappers.
Everyone wanted to be a rapper.
It didn't matter your color or creed or if you were poor or very poor.
You attempted to be a rapper at one point in time.
It was honestly impressive because there were some kids who they couldn't read.
They were mostly illiterate, but they they could write raps i get i guess
some way they could speak oh yeah i don't i don't why was that that was like a phenomena like i
think it was like a local phenomenon in our region of like i think it's just because there is it just
doesn't make sense there is no jobs there's no money you're
not going to college you're not finishing high school so the only career there is the only viable
career is world famous rapper yeah and this is like before youtubers were famous and they saw like
asher roth yeah on the come up because i remember there was a guy that looked like asher roth a lot
bigger and more asymmetrical his name name was Sean O'Neill.
Sean O'Neill.
An Irish kid.
Yes.
I think he did blackface regularly.
He did.
They were like, why did you take off your blackface?
He had a past because-
He wanted to be black.
He did.
Yeah, so that was the past.
He was like, what was his rap name?
Because I remember he went for something.
He was like, how can I be this hood?
So he, the, you know, the vernacular, is that the term?
For the is da.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I'm aware of that, yeah.
And so he went with Sean Derimes.
Oh, Sean Derimes.
And he had zero idea.
He's never seen Grey's Anatomy.
No, but his first mixtape was called Scandal,
and he's actually in prison for murder, so he didn't get away with it.
Because he was not a smart man.
He didn't know what rhymes were. He didn't know how to rhyme, but I loved Sean DeRimes.
He tried to, or maybe not.
I couldn't tell.
He was one of the better ones?
Which wasn't a...
Well, I mean, he won most likely to be on radio in high school.
No, he won most likely to be in radio.
The sequel.
Yeah.
To play Junior's part.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he...
He wasn't bad.
I think he had a lot of connections.
He rubbed shoulders.
I think he...
Did he meet Ice Cube at, like, Chili's or something?
Did he meet Ice, no, no, he made Ice Cubes at Chili's.
That was his job.
He didn't really, he wasn't good at it.
No, he fucked up, he forgot the ingredients.
All the time.
All the time.
And then, who was it, like, who's the kid from Odd Future?
Tyler the Creator? No, earl sweatshirt he oh did he collab with earl sweatshirt it was that or he collabed with earl's
wet shirt our boy he drooled all over the kid in his class yeah yes yeah either didn't he um
okay but he what earl's wet shirt wasn't famous.
No.
He did collab with some famous people.
Was it like B.O.B. or –
No, no, no.
He collabed with B.I.B.
He wore that when he ate.
Yeah, he did.
No.
Who was the other rapper?
He was like constantly like battling and feuding.
I think he got into –
He got into some bad beef in the fridge.
He got E. coli from
an uncooked
kid cuisine
steak and smiley fry.
Yeah. Smothered in ketchup.
He didn't even know it wasn't cooked.
He absolutely loved ketchup.
Didn't he say he referred to himself
as the Migos of the
Ohio Valley?
He always proclaimed... He was himself as the Migos of the Ohio Valley? The upper Ohio Valley.
He always proclaimed, he was always talking about Migos, but that's how he said he was leaving somewhere.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
When he was leaving the room.
When he was like, Migos, yeah.
Yeah, and then he always, he was blinged the fuck out with just Olympic gold medals.
I remember he did wear those.
He participated in that every year.
He thought he was like one of the Migos members.
No, he had offset eyes.
But he did have some,
he had some takeoff tendencies.
He took off his pants when he was at the urinal.
Okay, and his, yeah,
his helmet.
Yeah, to rest.
Yeah.
What else?
I know he was, like, recognized.
Like, was it the, what magazine was it?
Complex?
XXL recognized his forehead.
But he was on, like, the 2009 freshman class.
And the 2010 and 11 and 12.
And the 12 freshman, yeah.
Yeah, and he collabed collabed he opened up for
seal seals r&b but he opened up for seal i believe was no no no no he opened up the door for people
going into easter seals that was yeah he was a breeder before the cubes yeah he did do that and
um i think he he was in was he on the shade room a lot or was he in it he was in, was he on the Shade Room a lot? Or was he in it?
He was in it because he had sensory overload.
That's what they would take him in there.
So he's always in there.
He collabed with TI-85 on his remedial math test.
Yeah, yeah.