A New Untold Story - A New Untold Story: Ep. 256 - K.I.D.S.

Episode Date: September 16, 2021

|| A New Untold Story: Ep. 256 - K.I.D.S. || The boys discuss R. Kelly, Whoopi Goldberg, handicap stalls, backyard baseball, Rachel Dolezal's book, old viral trends, & much more || Nick, KB, KenJac, OwenYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

Hey, A New Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon Music. I knew I told a story. I knew I told a story. It's a fresh, big, untold story. I knew I told a story. When you're drunk. Yeah. No, you don't enjoy sex more. have fun being more comfortable in your own body i'll continue to live out my days self-conscious in this flesh prison okay well i feel better physically than you in the morning for a little bit until like i shower we're gonna weigh my

options damn that sucks i meet my My drinking forces me to practice better hygiene. Let me have my cake. You're not eating it. Yeah, you definitely can't. Let me have something. Day 17, sobriety. Feeling better than ever mentally, physically. I have peace of mind.

I have mental clarity. You're on edge. Yeah. You've had a wet dream for the past 10 nights in a row. I'm hornier. Yeah, you are. Yeah. You've had a wet dream for the past 10 nights in a row.

I'm hornier. Yeah, you are. No, you've been. I can tell. Not like from like penally or I haven't seen you fucking, but you're acting like a hornier man. Non-sexual. He's a little more aggro. How so? You're prioritizing things that make you look good in turn will get you laid.

Yes. That's what you do when you go sober. You become obsessed with your own self. You become fixated on your own vanity. You've been sober for two weeks and you're not sober. 17 days. You're taking a break. No, I don't know.

Who knows how long it'll last? That's what my girlfriend says to me when I'm drunk, which is great. Yeah, exactly. I bet you... Have you had sex since you've been sober? No. Yeah.

I don't think I can. Dead on. I don't think I... Definitely not for the first time. I can't. What do you mean for the first time? If I'm having sex with a girl for the first time, I can't do it sober.

So... Oh, and you've been sober for two years? Mm-hmm. Damn. Fuck. So I'm sorry. No, I 100% could not. I don't even know if I could.

But like if you're not like if you're not drunk and meeting her at a bar, how are you going to meet her? Are you going to burn her a CD and give it to her? Burn her a CD? Yeah, it's how I used to get girls. No, you didn't. You're not going to have sex. You're not going to have sex.

While this lasts, no. I'm okay with that. Like as someone who while this lasts. this last so it is temporary well it's a double whammy it's sobriety and celibacy it's like somebody who became famous and that's after they had like their body cut in half by a train like yeah people they got the fame they know they that's the pill they swallow they don't they know that they're not going to be able to fuck. So you think people intentionally get cut now? People who don't have a scrotum and penis are, yeah, I'm like them. Like women? Your sobriety is essentially castrating yourself.

Yeah. And that's ironic because you've never looked better physically. I know. You're dry. You're less red. You're still rosy. I'm still red. You're rosy.

I thought that was an alcohol thing. So that's comforting in a so that's like comforting in a way that it's a medical condition no it's cool that like you have to just go get some tesseron rather than a simple get some ointment baby now you're getting sal you're gonna get a salve a little you guys now i'll get some ointment no ointments come in tube salves come in jars and you you're they look at you and it's like it's a jar what do you do you ever use ointment yeah all the time use ointment all the time yeah you don't use like, this is a jar. Do you ever use ointment? Yeah, all the time. You don't use a little bit of preparation agent?

Bacon grease. That's what you're fucking eating. Putting that all over your face. Don't make any sounds with your beard this time. That's so gross. And you never burnt a CD. That was even remotely effective. So that's how I got a backtrack. You never burnt a CD. I got a backtrack. That was even remotely effective. So that's how I got girls.

Hypothetically. But my parents didn't let me listen to rap. So I was like, I couldn't listen to rap because of the swear words, the sexual innuendos. You could? I could not. That was the reason. Mine because they're black. Yeah.

I'm joking. But no. So that's how guys got girls. You gave a girl like a mix tape a mix uh cd and you could write all cool like i dot my eye with like an x and uh yeah and like uh i try to get girls but like not lit not being allowed to listen to rap i was only giving them like cds of like just filled to the brim with like butt rock oh and so it's just like what is butt rock it's like when radio stations are like we play nothing but rock no it's like me me trying to get yeah yeah you gotta rip that band-aid off

that's a good one too that's surprise back too he's quick as well no because like me trying to get a blade and then like she like i'm like hey i made you this cd she's like oh he has cool handwriting she pops it in and then like he's like i'm trying to fuck a and then I'm like, hey, I made you this CD. She's like, oh, he has cool handwriting. She pops it in and then he's like, I'm trying to fuck a girl with a Seether song. What's a Seether song? Frail, the skin is dry and pale. Three days grace.

Pain without love. No dude has ever gotten pussy with a Puddle of Mud song. I think that was a you problem. You think you could get laid making a girl? So you have no rap? None. What was like the blackest song you had?

Hootie and the Blowfish. No, no, no. Mine was like the Montgomery Gentry cover of Fast Car. After 9-11, he gentrified Fast Car. He was like, that's our thing. Fast cars. That's our thing. Convenience stores. That's cultural fast car he was like that's our thing yeah fast cars that's our convenience stores that's cultural appropriation oh that's us seven um 9-11 was uh there was like uh the country there was like we were the most united we've ever been it was united over racism yeah that was the time to be racist in america the biggest change 9-11 made in my life is that uh

the backyard baseball character akmed he was the only indian kid in backyard baseball his birthday used to be 7-11 and there was backlash like no yeah and there was backlash they had to change his birthday in backyard football you can look what was the back i was deep in the backyard baseball wiki what else what a pablo sanchez they should have just made him yeah let's make let's make the hispanic player the best at baseball well actually they also had a hispanic player who was the wheelchair yeah who was in the wheelchair gucci the wheelchair kid was uh that said a bad person my favorite thing was why was it a bad precedent where you did you accidentally pick a kid in a wheelchair first overall kickball yeah it was like that he should have just been like able to swing a bat because

that like made kids my favorite was in backyard basketball there was a power-up where you could dunk from anywhere on the court and i would take kyle gucci to the farthest corner of the court and he would just dunk a full-length court in a wheelchair, the 90s made kids in wheelchairs think that they could be star baseball players and like on the cover of major textbooks. Yeah. It's either the MLB's calling or Rand McNally. Or whatever. The McGraw Hill.

The major leagues. Fuck. What else did I have? Was there backyard golf? Because they were just like, what's your handicap? What's that kid? What's that kid? You're looking at it.

Backyard putt-putt. That's what your handicap is in putt-putt. Well, I'm mentally challenged. Remember the wheelchair kid in Glee? They played putt-putt because that was their major in community college. Putt-putt golf. They're a scratch golfer because they have eczema. They have lesions from sitting in their chair. I'm a scratch golfer because they have eczema they have lesions from sitting in their chair i'm a scratch golfer i'm oozing butts

jorge garcia was actually the worst player in backyard baseball because he wore glasses yes exactly they evened it out by having a super good hispanic player but also the worst players and he was uh was his biggest. They all had like their personality traits and his trait was he hates getting dirty. Yeah, that's right. That's how you knew he was bad. That was his only personality trait. Not getting dirty isn't a personality trait.

Dimitri Petrovich. He was the nerd. He also wore glasses. He's a big fat Russian kid. I've realized I don't have personality traits. Somebody asked me what I like. And like the only thing I can think of was products. Not even like specific

products. It's just that they exist. I think that's really awesome. You're a big noun guy. I love nouns. Name a product. Any. What's a product that makes you feel good? A toilet paper. That's like the worst one. I went there. Well, you're not supposed to. Why? Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, whoa. I went there. Well, you're not supposed to.

Why? Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I love toilet paper. It's preferable. I've been using toilet paper this whole time. Yeah, me too. I never had those wipes.

It doesn't help rectal itch at all. No, toilet paper actually gets the itch, the hemorrhoid. You know what I want after I shit? A wet ass for the rest of the day. Yeah, we're going off. We're doing this. Yeah, we're on some petty shit. This wasn't on the script. Shit. Are you bidet slandering? Is that what's happening?

Yes, that's exactly it. I was saying, dude, you know what I do love though? Wiping? Shaving my dick. I leave the balls grow um imagine a full bush on your ball imagine imagine a cleanly no hair on the shaft and head and it's just a hairy balls i remember i read in like the like a men's health magazine that if you like just shave like the right above the your pubic bone with a man's bone magazine that if you just shave right above your pubic bone

then it'll make your dick look bigger. You leave the bush but just the top of it. It just looks like George Costanza. It looks like it starts higher up. You did it? I did it. I don't know if it was the placebo effect but looking in the mirror naked was better.

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Yeah I fucking hate you I hate you I'm afraid of movies I feel like most Christians are Losers What? Most Christians are cinephobes

Yeah they don't They don't like sinning They don't fly No I love to sin I'm a cinephile Wait Kyle I love sinning I want to go back

You put more than You were allowed to listen To like R&B growing up. I wouldn't even say that. What do you mean? No. You sang Remix to Ignition. Yes, yes.

That was the first time I had a black artist. It was you and Carter Huffman. And you did a duet of Remix to Ignition. And I think all you did was like echo hot and fresh out the kitchen and you just stood there zero regret yeah i think you were like biting your nails in between i think i did bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce what happened to r kelly man he fell off yeah he had all those hits in a row non-stop

yeah what is he up to? So much to make like a documentary. What happened to R. Kelly? Sheesh, I don't know. He just kind of faded off. He rode out into the sunset on top, I guess. Yeah. He stormed Fort Minor.

You're right. Yeah. Where are they? I need to know. Wait, there's a Fort Minor? He just scaled the walls. Him and his infantry, his literal infantry from the influentialized daycare in Hyde Park, Illinois. They stormed Fort Minor and then retreated when they found out that Mike Shinona was 43.

They came armed with blankets and cushions. They're like, fuck, I thought Lincoln Park was a playground. Oh, man. Yeah, R. Kelly went and tailgated a minor league baseball game with a bunch of water. 24-pack of Poland Springs. Very interested in the minor leagues. 24-pack of Poland Springs. He was like, don't break the seal. 24-pack of 24-pack of... Very interested in the minor leagues. 24-pack of Poland Springs.

He was like... Minor leagues? Don't break the seal. Then he brought a L'Oreal shampoo and Mr. Bubbles tablets to the Akron Rubber Ducks game. Now I'm going to sting your eyes. Walks in the... What the fuck is this? What in the fuck? This is false advertising.

R. Kelly was jealous of Mac Miller for getting a million streams on kids. He was like, why the fuck did this white boy get a plaque? This is hypocritical. One person gets praised for a million streams on kids. I put the spins on kids way beforehand. Smearing off ice. Mike's hard R. Kelly. Don't mind if I do mike's harder yes r kelly oh man fort minor storming it he's on a flight charge r kelly on a flight he's uh he's

on united he's like, damn, I can't wait to get to Turkey. They keep hearing about how this place is Asia Minor. Those are his two favorite things. I gotta get to Asia Minor. What do you mean?

What? That checks the only two boxes I have. He's like, becomes the worst musical artist because he only wants to sing in F Minor. I gotta bring these chili mine miners some snuggies in the sleeping bag these chili miners chili binders and he's saying oh don't cover this one

down uh mr kelly his agent um bad news uh the press has found out about the leaks my fuck my new music no no no r just please call me r please um this is the kelly this is my son machine gun and my son r shit was it brian kelly as well as what's all the kelly in that yeah working he works at tower records now yeah i could do this here i'm gonna make a sound that goes into an ad hey guys what's up kyle ken jack kyle why don't you feel my teeth? Fine.

Why don't you come here and touch my mouth? A lot of them, huh? And they feel clean, don't they? Oh, do we? Are we sponsored by what I think we're sponsored by? Take a guess. The boys secured Quip. And I'm happy because quip is my favorite brand yeah those last way longer than normal toothbrushes like more than two weeks here's the thing i

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yeah I think sister act 2 was called back in the habit oh it was that's right yeah terrible movie I'd imagine very bad you have the same sense of humor as the whoopee goldberg you don't look at me and think I'm someone that typically would enjoy Whoopi Goldberg?

I do. I'm going to go see this Whoopi Goldberg film. I hope it's not bad. Surprise, pal. God damn it. Yeah, she was Buckwheat's mom. Yeah. Was she?

Oh, man, Buckwheat. Or dad. Oh, no. Don't know where they went with that one. Buckwheat. How did she get away with just like yeah i wanted to sound jewish in the entertainment industry so i went with goldberg she said that did she really yeah huh she went with her first name was her favorite cushion

two things people love that's that's what she did how do you get your entertainment name you it's like your porn star name is like your first pet in the street your entertainment name is your favorite cushion and uh favorite jewish last name mine's whoopi goldberg what's yours kyle yeah i think it's a whoopi goldberg too mine too oh man my name is karen that's a very regular name i think she could have gotten away with that but it doesn't sound karen goldberg yeah i would have been a little confused I mean her nickname is an automata for like a good time are they on a roller coaster or are they planning to go see Sister Act 2

what the fuck I gotta start saying expressing my pleasure more with that shit yeah I've never expressed pleasure with a nice little interjection yeah try it yippee give it a yippee sucks well because just because of uh star wars or fuck yippee uh yippee kai a motherfuckers that sounds cool though right but it's ruined yippee whoopie kai a motherfucker i mean whoopie that is i think yippee is cooler than that give me give us a grow give us one give us one give me yippee or whoopie. That is. I think yippee is cooler than that. Give me. Give us a great.

Give us one. Give us one. Give me yippee or whoopie. Make me feel fun. I got a text last night from my dumb homie. And they're like, hey, I know you live in the city or you near here. They said where their hotel was. I was like, nah.

Stuart. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. Why? And they're like, I need a cube for my my phone charger. I was wondering if you could run one up i was like ah it's like like the cube the plug at the end of the block the block the cube okay usually you don't need one of those yeah that's what i said i was like you're in a hotel we're

in hotels a lot um there's usually one on top of the like the lamp alarm clock the lamp base or the lamp yeah and i was like check the alarm clock and they uh said uh no there isn't an alarm clock in here i got a handicapped yeah and i was like check the alarm clock and they said uh no there isn't an alarm clock in here i got a handicapped room what i was like wait handicapped people can't look at a clock and they don't have the concept of time don't wake up as soon as you know how long i've been in this chair i'm actually asking i don't understand time and i I was like, oh, what is a handicapped hotel room? A. And B.

They would still have. On the first floor. They would still have a fucking alarm clock. There's no lip into the shower. I was just thinking. But maybe it was a very handicapped hotel room. The very handicapped hotel room. Oh, you must have. Very handicapped.

It's like smoking or non. Handicapped or very handicapped. That needs to be a thing because handicapped is a spectrum. Absolutely is. 100%. And so the very handicapped? That needs to be a thing because handicap is a spectrum. Absolutely is. 100%. And so the very handicapped room wouldn't have outlets? No. Are you using the handicapped bathroom or the

very handicapped? What would the very handicapped bathroom be? The handicapped bathroom is spacious stalls. Yeah, rails. And the very handicapped bathroom is a pair of pants. Just kidding. Oh, yeah. This is like brilliant.

What does the handicapped stall look like in the very handicapped bathroom? The handicapped stall is just them trying to think of how to respond to anything. I'm trying like Ellipses. The handicapped space in a parking lot. What's a very handicapped space? The area between... I'm not saying between...

Like a pupillary distance? Yeah, between their eyes. I like that that was off limits for you. That's our favorite punchline. Yeah, it is. Pupillary distance. I think we had our first podcast and we made a pupillary distance joke.

So I... Yeah, I'm obsessed with pupillary distance. I have measures at home for when I wear glasses. I thought you said pubiary at first and I thought that you could tell if someone had Down syndrome or something based on how distant their pube was away from their torso.

Their torso. Maybe. That might be a way speaking of handicapped um i bought rachel dolezal's book it came out in 2017 she handicapped she she she probably would lie and say that because it was like the amount she lied about her being black was one of the least egregious lies that she told really you actually read the book yeah so tell me more she was like her dad would hit her with a baboon whip and i just don't know what that is she lied that she was born in south africa she said her dad was like an oakland cop or something and it was just like so many lies and her books like my life in black and white or something like that which is clever i will give her that but it was essentially her mind conf

did you get it signed yeah yeah it says nick you can say it no i have a friend my friend lied and said she's black i I can say... I have plenty of... I have plenty of lying white friends. I can say. In the book, was she trying to make excuses for herself? It was very, very dark. No, it was like a memoir. Was she saying, I didn't pretend to be black?

Or did she admit to that? No, the entire thing was delusional. The entire thing was a lie. If I did it by Rachel Dolezal. But you did do it. We have pictures, Rachel. The entire thing was delusional. The entire thing was a lie. If I did it by Rachel Dolezal. But you did do it. We have pictures, Rachel. It's her mind comp. Is there any more?

Pootiepie, he's a Nazi. He has his mind craft. His mind craft. R. Kelly's is minor. Yes. Minor. r kelly's is minor yes minor minor uh there's like uh kids from angola no it's a memoir of an angolan kid who just walked to get like water from the river and it's just called mine he has no legs it It's a one page memoir. Ouch!

There's a lot of mines in Angola, right? Yeah. There's a lot of land mines there. Cambodia. Bosnia. I think Egypt has the most mines. Shit. Chile has some mines. I thought it was Bosnia. Herzegovina? And Herzegovina.

Both of them. Tell me what Bosnia's flag looks like. Giant comp. I just wanted to say that. Giant comp. That's confidence in your pussy. I have no punchline, no joke. It's for girls with huge pussies.

It's just like, I'm ashamed of my big, my long pussy. My pussy goes up to my belly button. Barrel pussy. Ever since I... I'm barrel pussyed. But ever since I i'm barrel pussied but ever since i read jine comp i've been proud i've been confident in my in my jine jine cop is like the most expensive tier of that corinna girls if you want to see her book i sprung for the j comp. Christopher Reeves was spine comp.

Oh, man. In glory holes, bastards. That's related, yeah. Again, just something I wanted to say out loud. I hear myself saying in glory holes, bastards. My one note review of mine comp the bear the bear jew is just naked b-a-r-e-s hugo shit tits shit you probably remember the character's names beyond that i just realized no i'm a cinephile you're a cinephile he's afraid of movies yeah you just made a movie joke

but well homophobes aren't necessarily afraid of gays. They want to just beat them up. Not beat them off, though. Not beat them up. Yeah. The line could get crossed there. Yeah, my one word review, though, of Mein Kampf is just that fine Kampf. Fine Kampf.

Hitler does an okay job. Oh, my God. The wheelchair kid in Glee was gay. Yes, true. I tried kid in Glee was gay. Yes. It's true. I tried saying that like 30 minutes ago. You tried like a few times in a row. Yeah, that's the thing.

Usually, like them pitching the script, isn't wheelchair enough? Hasn't the poor kid been there enough? I'm going to have to make him gay in high school. More like a nine comp. There's no story in this shit. He's gay. He's in a wheelchair. He's in the Glee Club.

The boy can he sing. He also couldn't. He wasn't that good. Was he not that good? There's no wheelchair bound music stars. Everybody in that show was so hot. And that kid was able-bodied. He's an able-bodied actor. Is he not?

You're in the wheelchair and then... Who gets these big, goofy fucking glasses? Let's give them to the gay bound boy. What do they call them? If he sang Bound by Kanye West on Glee. How does that go? Bound.

Keep rolling, rolling, rolling. I'm rolling my limpet. He should have got his own episode. These boots were made for nothing. Rolling with the Glee Adele cover. Dude, so many of them have killed themselves. It's a Glee curse. What's the blackface version of pretending to be handicapped? Playing a handicapped person in Glee?

Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's just it. They call it that. There has to be a better term for it. I don't know. Well, that is like a thing that people do to collect disability benefits, right? Or that's just trailer park. Maybe.

There was one kid in a wheelchair in our high school and he was a dick they are that's the thing they all are they're not no no pop culture tries to like get it like sell the idea that the angelic the popular kids are the dickheads no no it was always the losers and outcasts so he wore who were the biggest he wore like fingerless bike gloves to roll around for his hands. I get that. I get it, sure. But at lunch, you'd be eating and then he'd roll behind you and take off his glove and just put it in your face.

And it would smell so bad. And you'd turn around and be like, sorry, you got gloved. What are you going to do? Did it smell like hockey gloves? That's the worst smell in the world. What are you going to do? It smells like bald cheese. I'm going to go walk home from school. I guess I'll go upstairs.

Watch me do high knees. Karaoke. High knees karaoke. Yeah, you're working out and singing. Just calisthenics. That's what, yeah. Man, I could go for a nice plank right now yeah well kyle you loved you plank in the sauna like the uh ab workout yeah what not the like like that trend when you said it's that oh planking

yeah i forgot about that that was a weird one that was the same time as coning. It was right before. Did it predate coning? I think so. It went blank in coning. What was coning? Coning is when you ordered an ice cream cone at McDonald's and just grabbed the ice cream off. Oh, yeah. Definitely.

I didn't know that was a term for that. The joke's on you there. Yeah. You bought the ice cream. You paid money. You got a sticky ass hand and clothes. And you don't get ice cream. The person across me didn't think it was funny.

No one who watched the video thought it was funny. So lose, lose, lose. Can't believe that guy fell for it. I can't believe that guy sold me ice cream. And then I got a bunch of ice cream all over my pants and in my car. What an idiot. At least planking, they were just like... Yeah, I guess that one, there was no upside to that one.

It was covered in dust from laying on top of vending machines. What if there's not even planking they were just like on vending machines. It was covered in dust from laying on top of vending machines. Google planking deaths. There has to be at least one. Yes. Dies while planking. There has to be 100% at least one. Not a pirate.

20 year old man plunged to his death while reportedly planking on a 7th floor balcony in Brisbane. Yeah, that's an Australian move. That's a big-time Australian move. He probably got stung by something poisonous on his way down, though. What the fuck are these people? Oh, God, what a stupid trend. Remember that kid that was, like, doing the Musical.ly app and singing in front of his dying grandma?

Of course. Imagine him, like, planking on her, too. He just got all of the fads out of the way. Yeah. He tried to resuscitate. No, it wasn't. No, it fucking wasn't. No way.

I know for a fact. It was still on Musical.ly at that point, but that was. No, it was a blonde kid. It was like a blonde. No, he was not dark haired. No, it was a blonde kid singing. Don't you give up. No, no.

Trying to bring back your grandma from a coma by giving her the cinnamon challenge. The nurse comes up. Does she need anything? I think she wants an ice cream cup. Doing the Harlem Shake. Her EKG planked after he did that. Yeah, she's doing it. What happened to the Harlem?

The Harlem Shake was... the Harlem Shake was fun yeah that was by Bauer wasn't it it was by Bauer with two a's that no I like the beat was it gentrified is that the whole thing we stole it from Harlem Shake turned into flash mobs I think it was like a natural evolution like squirtle to war tortle they weren't doing yeah just like the actual Harlem Shake dance it was just like the act of going crazy oh yeah that's what yeah yeah that was the same time horse masks were popular and i don't know why that was how did they pull that marketing stunt off everybody wanted a horse mask i don't remember that yes don't oh dude everyone had uh-huh what do you mean a horse mask a mask a latex horse head? Nah. They were unavoidable.

Shut the fuck up. If none of your friends had a horse mask, you were the horse mask. Fuck you guys. No, I didn't. I never had one. Never knew anyone who had one. You did. I guess you did. I just saw a picture of you wearing one. Wait, wait, wait.

Shut the fuck up. It's when your girlfriend made you go as ketamine for halloween what other drugs could you go us i went as jack and coke one year well i actually did yes you did too me too but you'm saying. You did too? Me too. But my name is Jaxo. It worked. Oh, yeah. Well, Kyle went as the Coke. Yeah. Well, we did the same thing in this case.

This is Kyle, by the way, in a horse mask. Yeah. Do you remember those masks? Yes. All right. Yeah. They shook their heads really fast. I didn't know that's what you were talking about.

I said horse mask. What else can I be talking about? Yes, I had one of those. Everyone had one of those. I don't know what you were talking about. Oh, what other horse mask? You meant talking about. I want other horse masks. You meant that when you said latex horse mask. Do you think you meant like fucking like burglar mask?

Like styled as a horse? You guys, miscommunication. You guys got to like specify. What other fucking horse? Oh, man. What a terrible time to be alive that was. I wonder if any guy got fucked wearing a horse mask Yes

Or guys did fucking I've definitely seen a video I'm trying to think of more trends that that kid could have done in the hospital What were the fads What were fads There was Tide Pods Yeah He pureed a tide pod.

He put a shrimp tail in an IV bag. What the fuck? Do a grumpy cat. There's not really like a trend, but like it was an ice bucket challenge. Ice bucket challenge your grandma. My grandpa has aloes, so I just dumped a bucket of water on him.

You don't know if he's shivering or whatever. He likes it. look how much his heart rate's going up he takes a picture of himself and like tries to make him the next bad luck brian has grandma she dies mannequin challenge man nurse stop where you are what song was it Ray Shrummered oh yeah the mannequin challenge yeah she's just dead

grandma you're doing great work right now this video is going to kill you that's your reply to what I'm going to say no you're just going to say like no that's a new untold story hey is that story old or told it's a fresh baked untold story I knew I was going to win.