A New Untold Story - A New Untold Story: Ep. 304 - Peppermint Patties (w/ Brandon Walker)

Episode Date: August 12, 2022

A New Untold Story: Ep. 304 - Peppermint Patties (w/ Brandon Walker) -- Nick, KB, Owen, & Brandon discuss many things and tons of stuff -- Full episodes also available on YouTube! -- Thank youYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

Hey, A New Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon Music. A new untold story, episode 304. Area code for where? Brandon, any guesses? 304 is not Alabama. Sure, okay. 49 left to choose from. Well, there's more than, yeah.

What's 303? 303. I think Ludacris rapped about 303. Yeah, is that Miami? St. Louis? Or is that 305? 303. I think Ludacris rapped about 303. Yeah, is that Miami? St. Louis? Or is that 305? 305. Yeah, 305 is Miami.

304 is West Virginia. I was going to guess West Virginia. The entire state, I feel like that would have been a safe guess. Right. Or sandwich betwixt. That did make sense. But you'll notice if you're watching this on YouTube, which you should, there's a green screen behind us. There's green behind us, like Brett Favre.

I'm on green. Is that his running back? That was his running back. Green screen. That's the play they called. I thought you meant when he left Green Bay. That was probably their go-to play. Oh, there was green behind? Yes. To go to... Well, no, but he went to green. No, he didn't. We went to the Vikings. No, he went to the Jets.

I thought he went to the Vikings first. It doesn't matter. He went to the Vikings first, I think. Yeah, because he was in the NFC Championship game. Then he showed his penis to Jen Sturger. That's right. He did. He did. We're not a podcast where we just spout facts.

I understand. Yeah, there's some sort of structure to ours. We have knowledge. I feel like when you're on a podcast, it's just bullet points. Unrelated. Me? Yeah, and you go down. My whole life is bullet points.

Yeah, you're right. That's how I talk. That's how I tweet. That's how I do anything. That's how I order dinner. Yeah. That's how I talk to my wife. That's how I make love to my wife.

That's how you get minorities off your lawn. Yeah. Yeah. They're pretty loud bullet points, but yeah. But the green screen is behind us. Like a Mon Green. Like a Mon Green pass. Getting the Packers. Yep. Said that already screen is behind us. Like Amon Green. Like Amon Green pass. Yep, said that already. Was there a green

Mr. Green? Was that a Clue character? Yeah, there was a Mr. Green. Professor Plum, Colonel Mustard. Are they doing a movie? There was Mr. Green Jeans, but that was on an older show. No, Mr. Green was in I think Mr. Green was in Clue. He was fucking Miss Scarlet.

Mr. Green Jeans was in Clue. They did a movie? Yeah, they did a movie in 98. I'll talk later. Pretty good. We're here with Brandon Walker. You know that because he's been talking more than us already. We start every episode with the news, some news segments.

Unfortunately, we tried to record yesterday. It wasn't a good episode, so we scrapped everything. I have not had time to write any new news jokes. So, Kyle, do you have any? Because I have not prepped at all. We had it. Oh. He falls for it every time.

He thinks I haven't done it. Brandon, do you want some jokes to read, too? If you want me to read jokes, I don't want to talk over you. I need you to read jokes. Don't pout, dickhead. I'm not pouting. I'm just saying I will do whatever you would like me to read jokes, I don't want to talk over you. I need you to read jokes. Don't pout, dickhead. I'm not pouting. I'm just saying I will do whatever you would like me to do. The McNeese State University football team hosted their first victory day this past week.

McNeese State. What's their nickname, Brandon? Are they the Cowboys? Don't know. Where are they? They're in Louisiana and they are the Cowboys. That's right. For sure.

Yeah. Well, they celebrated. They hosted their first victory day. That was a celebration giving area disabled children a chance to play football. The rules remained the same. The offense just had more downs. The halfback was literal.

He had kipple feel syndrome. That's an offensive foul. Penalty. A Mississippi that the halfback had. Klinefelter's disease.

Kipple-Feel syndrome. It's sad. He would not be able to play running back. He would have to... He'd have to be the ball. Oh, man. One of those gay ones. No.

I wouldn't. Maybe a pylon. No, no, no. He had stitches from multiple surgeries. Oh, yeah. He had pig skin. I don't know how you get away with these. He had the skin of a pig.

That was probably one of the side effects of his crippling disease. He had the skin of a boar. Hereford. An Adshire boar. A Mississippi Beach sea turtle nest has been found a sea turtle nest has been found on a beach in mississippi yeah that's right uh it's the first since 2018 and this is all right sea turtle is my favorite thing about the ocean and my least favorite thing to do in entourage he was fuck that one i don't know fitted hats backwards look goofy that's a bang and he was fuck that one fitted hats backwards look goofy

and he was portly here Brandon read this middle one the second one do it in a newscaster voice a Spanish court says a paraplegic shooting suspect can avoid trial if he chooses to end his life whether he chooses to die or live out

his life as a paraplegic he will still be getting the electric he will still be getting the electric chair. He will still be getting the electric chair. That's a good one. It's funny that the easiest thing for paraplegics to do is the hardest. Start over. What's funny about it,

Brendan? Now you're just saying... What's the easiest thing yet hardest thing for a paraplegic to do? Do you want me to start the whole joke? No, no, just do that. I don't know. You wrote the joke.

I don't know. Read the hard part is over. Just read what you wrote. I'm going to read exactly what it says. It's funny that the easiest thing for paraplegics to do is the hardest. I hate handicapped people well you skipped a line wait you want me to say stairs that's the easiest and the hardest thing

for them oh I thought you meant I had to stare at the camera oh no you read that as like a bracketed like action that you had to perform for the camera Brandon's jet lagged he flew in from McNeese State University I got it I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. Yeah.

Hey, congrats on the touchdowns, though. You put up crazy numbers. You still got it, dude. It's funny that the easiest thing for paraplegics to do is the hardest. Stairs. Yeah, it's like a dual meaning. Look and then, like, the flights. I hate handicapped people.

I didn't write that. Did you play high school football? I did not. I played high school basketball. Why didn't you play football? Because I was a... You have the size of a football star. I did not.

And demeanor. I didn't really go to a school where a bunch of white guys played football. Here, read this one. Face it. Jerome gets more time than Brandon. Mercury star Diana Taurasi to miss the rest of the season. She also missed the season when her white ass makes food. I'm sure some of her minority teammates have said that.

How would they say that? They don't be seasoning. How would they say it? Not a single speck of seasoning on this plate. Damn, Diana Cook, she boiled this boiled chicken. cook. She boiled this boiled chicken. Longtime Oklahoma Longtime Oklahoma Sooners football assistant Kale Gundy

resigns after reading aloud a shameful word off a player's iPad. Somebody's mouth getting them into trouble? A squeeze out to prevent them from going boomer sooner? Hmm, this rings a bell. Oh yes, that's right. This reminds me of child factory tourist Violet Beauregard. All right.

And with that, we are done doing Violet Beauregard jokes. There are no variations, derivatives, or even unique, nuanced jokes about Violet Beauregard. No more wordplay. That could be made. I'm telling everyone. They're not even fun for me anymore. It's done.

They're not even fun for me anymore. Please, respectfully. The Experimental Live fun for me. It's done. They're not even fun for me. Please, respectfully. The Experimental Live Golf Tour has added three new stops. Stonehill in Thailand, Royal Greens in Saudi Arabia, and Trump National in Florida. Experimental? Three courses? This is reminiscent of the chewing gum. This is reminiscent of the chewing gum Violet Beauregard was told not to chew.

That was flavored like tomato soup, roast beef, and blueberries. We said we were fucking done. Granted, that was a little bit new. That was a pretty good nuance. It wasn't bad, but we still claim that don't try to be a hero next time. Playing hero ball every year.

Pretty sure it's done. It's not wrinkle, it's wriggly. An optometrist shortage in the UK has led to lines for appointments lasting up to six hours, leaving citizens demanding shorter wait times. Wanting a lower IQ sounds like Brandon's

wife looking for traits in a husband. Wait, what? They're all gone. What are you missing? you missing a lower iq they were waiting in line for an optometrist in england golly no i understand i didn't understand that i forgot that q was line and oh yeah that's it's probably a more that's a better written one but no that's the last joke about brandon there so there there was one unread did you i don't i don't want that one i think that one's as good go for it i'll grab it no i'm not gonna want to bring no i'm not gonna

read it i don't want to read it i just i i wonder why you should read it nick i wonder why nick decided to pass on that one i didn't like it uh kyle you want to read it nick a group of native americans pre-ordered tickets so they could have a planned protest inside of a newly opened pilgrim museum. A tale as old as time, taking natives' reservations. I could see one. Yeah, I didn't like that one. I wanted to end it off with a joke on you. Now that means I have to do another joke.

When Brandon Walker was approached to be hired by Barstool, Dave Portnoy asked his thoughts on a New York move. Brandon was livid, saying that nobody should tamper with the peppermint patty. Brandon's wife titties are so big that they were hired by Barstool Sports. And like a lot of other content at Barstool, I hope their shtick is sucking. We already have a jet ski at Barstool, but we could use a motorboat. Brandon is a good husband, though, because he always calls his wife when the yak ends around two. Around two is also how Brandon's wife describes her husband. Around two is also how I would describe the shape and amount of Brandon's wife's titties.

We do always talk about the size, but never like how spherical they are. Shocking. Shocking. And they're exactly two. Yeah. Yeah. No more more no less as a racist and a patriot brandon is constantly conflicted at work because he doesn't know if he should support the troops ironically wallow is exactly what brandon did when he found out he had black co-workers. Now he is much kinder and even

sprays on Willie cologne so Zah can enjoy his scent. Brandon leaves his bottled waters all around the office without a lid. When we ask him to find the lids, he answers with the largest nah possible. Big nose and a little cap.

That's exactly what Brandon looks for on a person when he decides to hate them. All right. What? You want to read one? Oh, no. There's two left. Little cap, Brandon. Brandon's kids are homeschooled.

His wife is the principal, and I guess technically he is the dean, the Paula dean. He is fat and racist. When Brandon is on camera, it will always be Sling TV when he inevitably breaks his arm reaching into a vending machine to get a big Texas cinnamon roll. when he inevitably breaks his arm reaching into a vending machine to get a big Texas cinnamon roll. The doctors would only give him a sling because if he had a successful cast, it would be canceled.

Took my last tip. Oh, man. Fogart at the mic there. You told me to read them. First cheat. Okay, I'm sorry. Those were my backups. Okay, sorry sorry and you've never seen my wife's titties they i you only know them i think we've described them so well you only know them through legend i've seen the police sketches we hired

yeah we did we hired a police sketch artist and uh uh we described them and we pretty much have a photo it's like uh chuck close the artist he uh has a paralyzed hand but he can paint and draw with hyper realism i might as well have gotten a nude from your wife and i think there is like a psychology behind the predominant sense is usually sight right is what arouses us the most sure with a woman but when you eliminate that i think it creates like an enhanced arousal like if you ever just hearing the audio or something just like when i read fan fiction i get horny so the idea of when i read like redditors describing them fucking their wives i get horny and i will i i imagine a hot girlfriend or wife

every time they describe one of their significant others i think it works kyle did you have any news yeah mine are pg this time yeah yeah yeah dude what the fuck this is going to ruin everything yeah kyle still has one behind him no yeah, yeah, that's probably, yeah, I guess that is. We've got some green behind us, like Brett Favre. Mr. Green from Clue. Oh, fuck. I would play Mrs. White. Quit doing cocaine.

Okay. H&M cuts ties with Chinese supplier over accusations of forced labor. When asked how long they knew this was going on, an official H&M spokesperson looked baffled and responded, Hmm. When asked to elaborate, his assistant claimed that he's strictly an H&M spokesperson. That is the cleanest joke in the world. All of mine are PG.

I was like, I want to write this without using anything the derogatory. Okay, a challenge. Hearing delayed for vegan mom and starvation death of 18-month-old son. Wow, sad. I guess that explains why she didn't hear him begging for food until

it was too late. Her hearing was delayed. Sorry. She should not get any jailed. That does fill in the blanks. Tennis legend Serena Williams announced her retirement Tuesday. Serena's family is allegedly throwing an extravagant retirement party for her, along with track star Alison Felix in Mallorca, Spain, over Labor Day weekend.

Hopefully Serena's husband and parents are doing a good job prepping for this party because we all know that Venus can't planet anymore. Did you confuse that with Pluto? All right, Pluto's the one that's not a planet. Oh, fuck. That was a recent addition. Jesus Christ.

Oh, no. Venus is very close to the sun. It's. Oh no. Venus is very close to the sun. It's a doozy. This was not a confusion of planets. I thought Venus was the one that wasn't. No, it is hella planet. It might be the most planet. No, it's not the most planet, but it's between us

and the sun. It's the smallest one, right? Pluto. Venus is still a... Mercury or Venus is the smallest one. Don't they get bigger as they get closer to the sun? No, no, no. Jupiter's the smallest one, right? Pluto. Venus is still up. Mercury or Venus is the smallest one. Don't they get bigger as they get closer to the sun? No, no, no, no. Jupiter is the biggest. It's two behind us. Yeah.

Damn, I'm impressed. Look at you. Well. Hey. That was embarrassing. Yeah, dude. That's great. One more.

Let me redeem myself with this one. let me let me redeem myself with this one rapper fetty wop arrested and accused of using a gun to threaten to kill someone over facetime i guess that's one way to facetime god damn it dude the musician was taken into custody monday morning in new jersey with all those court fees piling up, I hope he bought it from AliExpress. What? His new jersey. He got a new jersey.

He needed a cheap one, you see. It's like a Sinbad from 1992. What are you doing right now? Unrelated, Fetty Wap is the first multi-platinum hip-hop artist to lose an eye

since LL Cool J rebranded. No, the real one is worse. Since Lil Cool J rebranded. Fetty Wap

is the first multi-platinum hip-hop artist to lose an eye since Lil Cool J changed his stage name. Memphis rapper Lil Bean actually tried the same move but ran into trademark issues. Jesus. Oh my God. Oh my God. jesus oh my god oh my god that was so good is little bean an actual art a rapper i looked him up couldn't do uh new zealand's endangered kakapo parrot gets a gigantic population boost

what a gay country what i just like that thought that was a what a gay country oh now i get it the kakapo parent population uh one of brazil's greatest jujitsu champions of all time, Leandro Lowe, has been declared brain dead after being shot in the head in a Sao Paulo club. Damn. That's just insane. Like training your whole life to master martial arts, be able to kill any man or woman with your hands, and then you just get shot. Yeah.

You're sitting on something. Oh, I'm thinking that's like, what a fate. No, that does stink. Damn, man. Yeah, I thought that was just really grim. It absolutely stinks. Yeah, it is. That's bad.

Just to get shot. That's the worst. A country that gay? That was just really grim. It absolutely stinks. Yeah, it is. That's bad. Just to get shot. That's the worst. A country that gay? That was Brazil. Oh. Honestly, like, that's probably like the same as like a lot of tenured comedians resent Lil Sass. Yeah. Like they've been mastering this craft and then he comes in and is headlining.

What if it's LL? What if it's LL Sass? That's fire. That joke was fire. Ladies love Sass. That's what LL... Ladies love Cool James. But he decided not to do anything with cool.

Oh, LL stands for Ladies Love. Cool James, yeah. I think you should have kept the James. Ladies Love Bean. Memphis James. I think you should have kept the James. Ladies love Bean. Memphis rapper Ladies love Bean would be the funniest fucking, that's probably right in front of your

face. That's fine. Yeah, just throw it away. Brandon Walker is here with us today. We have you on because on the scrapped pod yesterday. Yes. We were just like, wow, we talk for an hour on the rundown or 30 minutes on the rundown, 20 minutes on the rundown. Time on the rundown. Sure.

Yak podcast like you run out of things. You do pick central yak rundown a whole lot. Right. Unnecessary roughness. And then you go home and on your own time, you do a fucking Twitter space. I do a Twitter space. Stop talking. That's mind blowing to me.

No. How do you not lose your mind? I almost lost my voice in the last show. It's my fifth show. I'm not talking about your voice. Oh, my mind. How do you have the things to talk about? Yeah.

Like yesterday I was like, I have no, I i have no not even anything to say no thoughts i spent many years growing up in a place with no neighbors or friends and nothing to do i i have a lot of words stored up but like you you don't have everything banked in your brain like keep keep some shit to yourself like what what do you want me to keep i don't know everybody in the world knows your favorite movie what is movies yeah probably some uh fucking up sport movie tin cup is like one of your favorites i do enjoy i know a lot about you yeah thank you very much i know nothing right but do you ever get tired of of of sharing no no the fucking so you're good at you're meant to do this job seen my paychecks

no like it works yeah it fucking works, you get paid a ton of money. A lot. Yeah. That's all I got. That's not really a joke at all. No, it's not a joke at all. It's working. No, it is an impressive skill.

No, I can just keep talking about sports and whatever. Yeah. I just can't. I used up every single novel. You don't try to either. No. Yes, I do. You evade conversation.

When I'm on a podcast or a show, I am laser focused into making it good. But sometimes I just can't just mentally, physically say words. But in your moments of walking around Manhattan for 17 miles, you don't store information? You don't store, you don't plan conversation? That's input. The output is what I struggle with. And the output's what we have to do. We socialize, too.

We talk when we were at the Yankees game that me, you, Owen went to, Kyle knew about it. I didn't know. I saw the picture. I don't think you knew about it. Did you know about it? I found out when I saw the picture. I think Brandon mentioned he was going with Owen.

He did the selfie to promote game time and you were in the background. That little feeling. Huge thank you to Game Time for that. Their ticketing app. Do they sponsor this fucking show? It makes it easier. I went virtual golfing

alone. Look at this. $5 signs too. They dropped a bag on us. 2022 is a massive sponsor year. $5 Steins too. They dropped a bag on us. You're right. What the fuck? 2022 is a massive sponsor year. It's a whole lot of money. And you guys can take your friends or co-workers to Yankees games or anything else with the GameTime app using code

UNTOLD for $20 off your first purchase. Wait, you are on multiple sports podcasts. Do you not have a GameTime sponsorship? I don't have a GameTime sponsorship. The funny thing about all my success is nobody sponsors anything i do no i do it i do it i'm i'm hidden a lot more than you think i am but like uh why why aren't they you're pretty family friendly and you're i'm friendly to my family yeah yeah do you think if you were hotter i do yeah i do would you get plastic surgery would you actually yeah i would

get plastic surgery i want to get a new chin and i want to lower my hairline it's not like receding but i just have like a like a your hairline's fine but you have a beard why would you need a new chin you never show your chin because i don't want to just have a beard i know yeah you keep the beard yeah you know i always wore a swatch yeah no i always wore a watch yeah and somebody made a comment that i'm like hat, glasses, beard, watch. I'm like, somebody called me like a creative character where you're making a guy in a video game. You have to have something from every category. Right.

And now I just don't wear it anymore. I was too accessoryed up. I was too self-conscious. You are kind of a Sims character. I know. Yeah. I have the most common face. I got two lookalikes tweeted at me today from the same guy. And it was different guys that both looked exactly like me.

Jesus Christ. Hold on. I get them every day from you. Oh, look. 51 minutes ago. There's another one of me. I mean, I just looked at you. Yeah.

Hold on. This guy was in L.A. on vacation. Sure. He out his window, found me. That guy was in L.A. on vacation. Sure. He out his window, found me. That's you? Me. And then he went out to eat. This was 15 minutes later from the same guy.

Found me. Wait, the same guy? The same guy found two me's within 15 minutes. Like Scott Van Pelt. What? So, yeah, I think it's the same thing with just like hat, glasses, beard. Yeah, it's crazy. I think there's only so many types of faces.

Mine are almost exclusively like ugly men, which hurts. No, the first guy wasn't ugly. It was from afar. I thought that was the best version of you though. The second one was the worst version of you. Yeah, but that would just be me in a tie-dye shirt. Yeah. I don't know. Can we post that would just be me in a tie-dye shirt. Yeah. I don't know.

Can we post that? Yeah, we'll throw those up on the screen. Yeah, the amount of lookalikes we get is insane. I never noticed you wear swatches a lot, though. I don't anymore because I was too accessory-ed up. I only wear a watch when I don't wear a hat. You do look like the little kid who was playing video games and created it. They want to throw as much accessories.

Every category. Yeah, you feel the need to. Like an urban youth at Subway. Yeah, like a background extra in a video game commercial. Do urban youths like to stack up their sandwiches? They like to get all of the add-ons as much as possible. How the fuck do you know this? I used to live in Youngstown right by a Subway.

Okay. Wait, that isn't enough experience to make that declaration. Youngstown's bad. Youngstown can be bad. That's one Subway in one town. They like to put a... I mean, if you're paying for everything, get the spinach and olives. All of the free add-ons,

they like to stack up. If you're paying... I thought this was a thing that was known. I just didn't know that. I don't know that Youngstown Subway... It's not a... There's no, like... I'm not perpetuating a stereotype.

I think that's a good trait to have, to enjoy vegetables and... Sauce. I don't know, get the bang... I don't think anybody enjoys vegetables they get from Subway, though. I think the fact that you can have them.

The idea of them works, but I don't know that you enjoy what the product is. The vegetable patty at Subway is the most vile looking edible thing ever. They should spruce that up. The circus peanuts are very vile. I love circus peanuts.

It's not a good looking thing. I'll get that and I'll get a bag of cashews and i'll put a cashew in a circus peanut i make little nick bites it's a circus yeah i'm just not sure what that added to the presentation of everything uh i figured most people were listening so i just did that between you and i okay fair enough is this your first time on a comedy podcast probably my last as well uh yeah we're done with that segment so no uh it's my first time on a comedy podcast? Probably my last as well. We're done with that segment. It's my first time on your podcast. You guys have been doing it for two years and you haven't invited me.

We just started being decent at it. We were embarrassed. I think ashamed. I think your voice has been in this podcast. I think you did VOs for the Reggie saga. No, you were on this podcast episode three when we talked about uh the world's tallest man but he was only had the seventh biggest that was fun yeah the guy from a little bit from big fish big fish i forget his name it was matthew mcgrory yes you were actually guest number one

on this podcast what was that story that we had he we thought it'd be a funny thing if like he had he was the world's tallest man but Oh, he only had the ninth or seventh biggest. Yeah, he was not top five. And he had to wait to find out during the measurements? Yeah, so he was taller than everyone. Yeah, he had the biggest appendage of everything else. But that was very early on. There's almost two eras of this podcast.

That, which I don't even like to think about. I look back and cringe a lot. I thought that was pretty good. And then the YouTube era. so this is your first time on the youtube era of the podcast is that doing well for you guys it's doing all right but we don't want it to do too well because then we'll you know it happens you know what happens yeah yeah they'll take resources away is that uh is it coming back yeah it's coming back is this the announcement right now no this isn't the i can't i can't announce it but it's coming back coming back. I may have been a big bitch behind the scenes and said, hey, I want it back. My dad's doorman was a huge Rassley fan.

Yeah, that's not being a big bitch. I walked into Nick's dad's apartment the other day. By the way, you have been living with Nick's dad. No, I've been living as Nick's dad. You've been living at Nick's dad's place. Nick's dad left for a couple of weeks. They have not. For 10 days. They are both 10 days.

They're both at the apartment, but they're not like interacting. So they're, they're lit. They're not co they're, they're cohabitating, but they're not living together. It's not,

it's a, it's not a small, small apartment. It's enough room that we can both exist without existing together. Yeah. And it's been 10 days. Yeah. But I,

I, I had a weird thing and the next dad helped me out. I've been, I've been over at his place for, I'm leaving tonight. Tonight's my last night. You want to come over? Sad. I remember I sublet, subleased. Sublet, subleased. I know. Cause I took my friend's apartment, his sublease and for two months and he had two roommates and enough time went by where I still haven't met them because we had different schedules oh that i felt awkward it was like a week that i just whenever i heard him in the kitchen i just stayed in my room we never met once lived together for two weeks or two months really when was this college college okay were you prepared to meet him or you just

never had to well after so long i was like, now I can't introduce myself two weeks in. So if I heard him in the kitchen, I would refuse to leave. I got scabies three times in college. I would not wish that upon my worst fucking enemy. I have done that. That's what I wish upon my enemies. My headphones are cutting out. Are we good?

Cool. What exactly is scabies? They're like bugs under your skin. I've had a lot. They make you itch and they react to like hot heat. That sounds like pirate shit to me. After you shower, you're itching like crazy. You're after when you get under the covers

and you come from where you start itching like crazy. It is the fucking. Oh, that's awesome. And I got it between my fingers, which is a terrible spot. Is this a West Virginia? I know it's not a West Virginia thing. It exists everywhere else a terrible spot. Is this a West Virginia? I know it's not a West Virginia thing. It exists everywhere else. But is it endemic to West Virginia?

Like, is it bad there? I've never known anybody that hasn't had scabies. I've never known anybody that has had scabies. I thought it was like the flu. I thought it was like getting chicken pox. No, I had chicken pox. I've never known anyone with scabies. I thought it was a recurring chicken pox. I thought it was a thing you got every summer.

I think this might be a Wheeling special. There's a cream. Oh, and scabies? No. Never had it? You're talking like it's the common cold. Right. Everybody I've known thought it was. This is way too common from you guys. This is not a thing that we talk about. I didn't even, I thought, like when I said I've got it three times, I would have bet

somebody in here would have one-upped me. No. No. I can't upshed you. A three downs you. I've had every skin disease. to a point where if i got ringworm i would i would look at it the same way i look like a thread was in my urethra i would scare the shit out of a piece of fuzz it gets you know when it gets a lot when it gets lodged in your urethra and it splits your stream into two. That's post-sex. That ain't...

I don't get fuzz in my urethra. Yeah, like from your underwear. I'll back him up. I've had a stream split by fuzz. You've never had a split stream from a fuzz? Your stream isn't strong enough to push out fuzz?

Well, there's an initial break. It's fuzz! It's such a to push out fuzz. Yeah. Well, there's an initial break. Well, my dick rejects fuzz. Eventually we push through the fuzz. It's such a small piece of fuzz too. Like you can't, your prostate must be the size of a gourd. If you don't have a stream that could push out a smaller gourd,

I think that would be standard. I think at least reasonable. Well, the gourds come in. I'm talking of the focal point of a cornucopia. Oh, is it, is the inner gourd?

The pumpkin is in the inner gourd. Okay. A Russian nesting doll of gourds? The only time you get fuzz in your dick is when you have a sticky tip of the penis because you bust. It becomes an attractant. The only thing that's sticky is

semen. Coming out of your dick? Fructose, corn syrup. How often is that coming? I don't know. Drinking a soda. Piss isn't sticky. Eating a snow cone and it drips. Drips down my neck.

A naked snow cone. When you're eating something that's a little messy, how does it drip? It drips down your chin. But you're wearing pants. Then it goes down your neck. The natural path is right into the dick hole. You're wearing a shirt and pants. You're wearing you're wearing pants. Then it goes down your neck. The natural path is right into the dick hole. You're wearing a shirt and pants.

That's the ending point. You have so much time to stop that. It doesn't get to your dickhead. You're wearing a shirt. That's where it stops. That's the mouth, the source, the tributary. I don't know. It's like a bunch of

silt. It's like sediment that is gathered in the river of your life. Just the end of the day. Everything that you've ingested is like gathered at the tip of your dick. It's like flotsam. Is that what they call that? Flotsam? Flotsam?

I think that's a word. The flotsam of your penis. Yeah. When I don't have like feeling in my face. So when there's like food. You don't. I don't know. You are my like face. So when there's like food. You don't. I don't know. You are horrible.

My dad's 10 times worse. Really? Every restaurant, there's something on his face and we just like play the game. So that's not a wrestling thing? When will he realize? I thought that was a wrestling thing with the cauliflower ear and it takes away some of your feeling. But that's a Bauer trait. Your mom texts me again.

Mine or his? His, his. My mom. Riddled with black emojis. Oh, yeah yeah it looked like Gene Marquis' Instagram captions it was

she wants me to ask you to turn off do not disturb send him one what did I say you should lock those messages up these hoes these hoes should work

at Old Spice the way they're always talking about hygiene you sent him that I thought that was good I captioned on his Instagram he was wearing all yellow and he was holding a backpack of the character Tails from Sonic. Miles Prower, yeah.

His name is Miles Prower. Is it really? Miles Tails Prower. Wow. But I commented, Tails never fails with the emoji. Oh, blown smoke. And he didn't, I don't even think he liked it. Fuck.

No, he doesn't fuck with us individually, but he is interested in the podcast. He's interested in the podcast. It's a style. It's his boy from Georgia. Yeah. We want to fly him up and have him take a shopping. He has the meanest style. Does he?

Yeah. What's mean about his style? He's he's up next. Yeah. But could he. Fred again is up next. But could his style. Who?

You keep on bringing this DJ. Dude. Yeah. Because he has the best. His boiler room set is... I was watching it the other day for the second time, and I had a very... Like a good moment of clarity where I was like,

I would rather be doing this than be in Mykonos right now. You'd rather be watching the YouTube version of this than be in Mykonos. If I could... Not like being at the... I was like, if I could teleport to any place in the world any resort i would not because i would rather be doing this what you could watch i'm with you on that i feel like an overwhelming pressure to go do fun things right the thing i enjoy the most is like being by myself how much of a relief is that on my couch that's

what i want to do yeah more than anything but yeah he's up next. And it was surreal when I did the put on on my Instagram and unanimously well received. That can't be unanimous. There was not one negative response other than someone was just like, imagine not discovering Fred again until August 2022. That probably has to hurt too a little bit. That's a very reasonable thing to imagine. Yeah. I can't imagine i'm living it yeah yeah well now he's up next his the whole boiler room set is next is now perfect

doesn't seem like if you don't like house music don't watch it okay just like i'm not going to watch your favorite like heavy metal set no i wouldn't expect you to um which of us has a favorite heavy metal set that'd be me Okay. You have any put-ons? Yeah. You can't use something from ages past, like a new who's up next. For me? No. All of my up next are 1990s.

This dude's about to put on Rodney Dangerfield. Dude, he's fucking great. I watch a lot of Don Rickles videos on YouTube. My put-on would be like somebody reviewing video games from 1992. I have the worst put-ons. I don't listen to new music or watch new things. But is that someone doing that now? Yeah.

Yeah, that's current. Who is this YouTuber? Is it a YouTuber? I love SNES Drunk. Thank you. There we go. We need to start putting people onto our interest. Oh, we're putting them on?

I'm putting on SNES Drunk. SNES Drunk? How do you spell that? S-N-E-S Drunk. My put-ons are batting 1,000. Really? Yeah, I put on Serpa Design. He makes aquariums on YouTube. That's the name? Batting 1,000? No, I've been batting a thousand. Really? Yeah, I put on Serpa Design. He makes aquariums on YouTube.

That's the name, batting a thousand? No, I've been batting a thousand. Oh, right. Serpons. Yuck. You say that all the time. What? That you're batting a thousand on things.

Yeah, you haven't failed yet. I mean, if one kid out of a hundred million who's going through a struggle and can relate, that's great. Oh, God. If you think about it like that. Damn, you're right. One kid out of 100 million who's going through a struggle and can relate. That's great. Oh, God. If you think about it like that. Damn, you're right. As long as one kid is listening to this podcast, we're talking to you, Joe Owens. Shout out to Joe Owens. Also, Joe Owens, thank you.

Because he'll post some of our clips to TikTok and they they'll kind of like take off from his personal account. Yeah. I had no idea. Clips. Shout out to Joe. Um, clips go harder too when they're posted by not a way bigger compliment from an outside party. It's a way bigger compliment.

It's not promotional. You know what I mean? Right. I just, I still feel bad. I fucked up your joke. Which one? The stairs joke. No, that was super funny.

I thought that was hilarious. The way you wrote it, Kyle immediately one-upped you by being dumber with Venus. That was bad. Doesn't that seem like he's wanting me to stare at the camera and say, If it was in asterisks

or bracketed parentheses, yes. Well, how did he spell it? Brandon, maybe you should... Stairs. Stairs. R-E? No.

That's kind of funny. Well, the stairs. S-T-A-R-E. The first time he delivered it if you look i was wondering why he was like staring at the camera with a pause i was just like this joke isn't that bad it's funny that the easiest thing for paraplegics to do is the hardest stairs i hate handicapped people oh yeah that was just that was the one you shouldn't read that's a note um you may you need to read better with fucking Felix Grey Glasses

you're sponsored by them too? yeah I thought you guys were the worst ones about sponsors you're sponsored by everybody we yuck it up Data doesn't lie and I think they contest they don't skip our ads

they don't skip our ads and Felix has been great to us. He's a good guy. I like the way all of you are wearing Felix Gray's right now. I like wearing the blue lights. I'm looking at screens all day. You're wearing the turtle shell browns.

You guys can go get yours and look just like Kyle when you go to FelixGrayGlasses.com story story can go get yours and look just like Kyle when you go to FelixGreatGlasses.com story story we got that out of the way you want to start writing jokes for you you want to do this on one of your shows

yeah well we could do it on the college football show we hinted that we were ghost yeah okay no we can't we could try it I'm sure Dave would be fine Dave let it go once and then the second one was just a bridge too far It was the freaks and geeks of Barstool People were clamoring for more

You're the James Franco We should put out that second one soon Not allowed I asked Dave If I get people to buy a certain amount of merch Can I put it out for them And he said no that's never getting out And it wasn't that bad no it wasn't i mean it was pretty bad you could play

it overlay it right now you could do it here and it would work yeah let's uh you must do one joke a show and we'll use it i don't even remember any you could have just split it yeah no one but uh we hinted like last episode that we were like writing some jokes for some people. Oh, yeah. We wrote jokes for Will Compton to roast Aaron Rodgers and Matt LaFleur. I don't know if those episodes are out yet, but I don't know. I sent him the jokes. Oh, tiny dick.

Well, you're tiny dick. Well, and it's it's getting smaller. Is it the day when it's? Yeah, you could. Yeah. And we sent him the jokes and we don't know if he used any, which is don't get mad at Will because I wouldn't blame him at all. If Aaron Rodgers was sitting there, which is a huge get.

That's the biggest interview of his life. Yeah. He's not going to be like, hey, listen to listen to these guys jokes. Right. Like, hey, let's break away from this but they would be neat if they would play do you think yeah you want to hear some yeah kind of uh that's a lot of jokes yeah some people say winning isn't in aaron rogers jeans farves cock isn't in his i i just want to tell you right now he did did not read that one. You don't think?

I don't think he read one about Favre's cock to Matt LaFleur or Aaron Rodgers. Well, that doesn't bode well for every one of these. You went the Favre cock route or the Wrangler cock route? I went Wrangler cock, yeah. Packer fans grew frustrated with the outspoken Aaron Rodgers, who has been political over the last few years. I guess to be a beloved quarterback in Green Bay, you need to keep politics out of your

mouth and your cock out of your Wranglers. Yeah, I guess I get it. You might have used that one. I don't think that would offend Aaron LaFleur or Matt Rodgers. yep yeah you're right football man yourself yeah when aaron watched remember the titans he thought it had an unhappy ending because the team started treating each other like brothers i don't i don't maybe i mean if don't let this spoil Bustin' with the Boys. Subscribe to that. But I don't know.

Did you write any for him? Kind of. What did you do? I just sent him like right before the interview. Directly? The second before you went, yeah. I tried for like hours and I was like, there's too many limitations with Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers and his coach right there.

I think the only thing cooler than like having Aaron Rogers, like read your jokes on a podcast is, or the only like thing, the risk reward that I weighed in my head was if Aaron Rogers read one of my jokes and like, didn't laugh or hated it, that would ruin me. This is still cool that we wrote jokes for Aaron Rogers,

even if he didn't indirectly yeah indirectly yeah but we'll see what we have yeah all right yeah um no but you did you have any form no oh okay i i i think if i ever do stand up i'm I'm just going to read Favre Cock jokes like Aaron Rodgers is like in the crowd. And like, it'll be dark. I'll be like, oh, fuck.

Aaron Rodgers is here tonight. That would play so hard. Yeah, it would be you. In like, A, like people would believe that Aaron, if someone said that, I would be like, oh, shit.

I wouldn't ever assume. Especially at like a theater show. Yeah, you don't look around. Like a dark, like you're just looking down. It's like, holy shit, dude. Why don't comics do that more? you should just say oh fuck the rock and nobody's gonna nobody's gonna know if it's in a dark theater being a stand-up comic it's just

playing a numbers game like you know they have jokes for specific very common professions yeah yeah you're a teacher okay hmm i think they reverse engineer their heckles oh yeah the new thing is like to post clips of your heckles oh yeah because the new thing is like to post clips of your heckles because they take off on youtube and tiktok yeah so people go in like scripting their heckles yeah do those feel planted just find like a general like characteristic that fits anyone then they see one person who fits that and then goes out yep i don't really fuck with it to be honest do you have a show to do again yeah you have more you're just leaving i think he's just leaving it out

get out brandon you're gonna miss our third sponsor for real you wanna know raycon headphones yeah see you brandon thank you see you man thanks good guest great guy hard working man i don't know how he does it uh i honestly don't yeah dude i uh i'm like growing out my hair and when i like i wear a hat all the time just to keep it pushed back and when i went to the wedding i obviously couldn't wear a hat yeah and so i like try to like slick it back and i was wearing like a brown suit tie and when i got there what are you trying to do huh trying to paint a vivid picture of yourself isn't that like telling it sounded like fan fiction i'm visualizing you too

well yeah go on um and i go there with my head to the wedding with my buddy anthony my buddy bobby we go there anthony's girlfriend's there she came up hug bobby oh you look so handsome hug kiss anthony hey you look so handsome she went up to me and she's like you look like a geography teacher she said that immediately i had a glow you were carrying i brought a glow but still i know i didn't have a glow i had a pointer i had a pointer and uh no she like, yeah, you look like a geography teacher, high school, I guess. And I looked and I did.

Yeah, you do. I, I hate, I, I've, I've accepted yet hate that I'll never like, uh, be called sexy.

You do, but it's always, there's always a, like a full, he's sexy. Yeah. There's always a pretense yeah or like a i don't even know i feel like an asterisk i feel like you're teetering on just

we've all straight up sexy if we get a compliment on our appearance it's always like why do i find them attractive yeah i have this i have yeah it's always weirdly attracted to someone like for once weirdly it's always a weirdly attracted to someone like for once we're in this you just got like a when did nick get hot i saw that recently oh yeah okay that's yeah it doesn't make me feel good no because that's like one photo and at one angle you know it was the worst malice that came up to me the other day trying to be serious he said you look so much more alive than usual and was trying to be nice that's a didn't help that doesn't help at all no that's the same as saying you usually look like a dead man you typically look like a corpse yeah you look corpse-ish did you so the the promo stuff we posted for our merch like uh the yearbook photo you hot guy faced in

it yes nick what were we doing were we doing a photo shoot modeling something we were supposed like the yearbook photo, you hot guy faced in it. Yes. Nick, what were we doing? Were we doing a photo shoot? Modeling something? We were supposed to look like yearbook photos. I smiled real big. You hot guy face. Yes. But for the people wondering,

that's the face he does every time he walks past anything reflective. I know. Gaz was bending down to tie a shoe without a hat and Kyle looked at the top of his head. No, i do it every time there's a reflect like a reflective surface yeah or mirror it's and i catch myself now that you pointed it out do you is that how you do you like before bites eating cereal did you see the aggressive comment about you on Twitter?

It was you acting like a 12 year old. And this like maybe OnlyFans girl commented on it. No. And it was you acting like a 12 year old. I never did that. You did it last episode. No, I didn't. This girl with 4000 followers.

Yeah, she has like an OnlyFans. She tweeted, seems like some little cunt is angling for a time out wait wait what what did I say it seems like some little who is this

chill chill chill actually what was her name I don't know dude just look at it the comment is on the Who is this? Oh, yeah. Chill, chill, chill. I got to... Anyway, actually, what was her name? I don't... Dude, just look at it. Just the comment is on the... You want her to put you in timeout? I told you pretty much the direct path to... Yeah, are you trying to go put in timeout?

Definitely. Does you and her... The corner of her place with, like, your arms... Is it Riley O. Kams? Yeah. She's shadow banned. What? Oh, she's...

Duh, she's gone. She's she's off twitter what do you mean she's nope no profile oh polyps chased her off or is oh is the l and riley an uppercase i kyle i'm clicking at it right i'm just on her page oh it's oh h yeah she she's gonna put you in time out what would that what would what would that entail i don't fucking know are you being a would you fuck a girl in that persona wait i think he's about to be another 10 year old just to just to get her attention again yeah but would you would you keep that persona in foreplay heat and post to have sex with a girl Like pretend to be a 10 year old. Yes. That is actually a very good question.

I don't know if I could. It's sort of a moral dilemma. I could. How? I don't know. Stop ass. Quit it. You have to call him like her private parts and shit. That would be the worst.

Because that would drive me fucking insane. Oh my God. Yeah.. I was exactly like that. I think that's the only sound I made from 11 to 14. That's the only time I used my mouth was to make that sound. Slight oof. Okay.

Kyle, would you want to leave the bar bar would you want to go somewhere more private I'm fine I know there's just so much talking Kyle why don't we go back to my apartment okay I don't wanna but I will if I have to

what do you want to do if we get there what do you have what do you mean what do i have am i not enough yeah i don't think i could do that yeah no you would i would yeah you i've done it i remember the first i have done it i have done it and uh this person can attest to it um yeah she hated it um but she acknowledged it was it was she hated because it was so good she was like why are you so good at that um when you guys originally told me hey you're good at being a 10 year old we did it at your house like yeah winter when we were filming i was like oh okay you guys hyped me up but like that was it was i started doing that to other people outside of like the office you know

in like it it was killing girls love talented man it's just like oh my god he's so talented at what it's an 11 year old doing a rubik's cube but his talent and when you did it and she had did you open with it or she knew your regular voice first i think i just like cold like just she was very yeah like to a point where she was like like almost like you have to stop you have to stop did you no i bet you just played along with that yeah that's like the perfect setup easy yeah you have to stop kyle do i did oh my god so long not doing it yeah not doing it anymore what is ebony up to she's been feeling herself her boyfriend's mom walked in on her on her asshole she walked in on ebony's asshole she told us in private actually we were like sitting at the front

desk with her she's like things aren't good like i've never met my boyfriend's mom i didn't know she was coming over i was trying to surprise surprise my boyfriend like he walks in the door and he sees like my pussy and butthole i guess which is equally weird i don't want that it's not us yeah oh for me where is she here yeah she has a fucking hickey on her neck does she and then she was telling everyone it was me that gave it to her. It was the sloppiest hickey ever. It was a deadbeat hickey. It was a deadbeat? It was so asymmetrical, blotchy, like, clustery almost.

Like, fucked up my trypophobia. Really? Yeah. Do you give clean hickeys? Shapely. Shapely? Nichols? What do you you give clean hickeys? Shapely. Shapely. Nichols.

What do you mean? Like circle or geometric? Yeah. It wouldn't just be like a random gross blotch. Like when I wouldn't. Yeah, I wouldn't look like a puzzle piece. It's like when hobos like draw on houses like this person like gives out food like you like you give hickeys like signs other dudes like this girl gives head it's a rhombus

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Thank you, Ray J. Is Ebony out there? Nah, she left. If you were dating a girl and you walked in on her butthole or your mom, like how would you react? Um, that just would never happen. Yeah. I don't know any girls even close who would come close to doing that. Yeah.

That made an early sense though. And she, it will be graphic if she, oh yeah, it'll be. Yeah. It'll, it'll, it might be might be gross not like that she's gross it's like just it's too much too much yeah i don't know people are getting paid because it's easier than ever to get rich i don't think we like what what could we do us nothing but like there's people that can there are people that can get rich just not us not even close dude no if i started doing only fans like seriously like just like my cock i was

beaten off like would you guys or no i'd be more weirded out if you just did like even like half naked picture yeah yes that's way weird if i was doing like low towels yeah like showing your v yeah i'd prefer to see the upside of your cock i think yeah oh me you'd rather see root you'd rather look at his v oh no i thought you just meant you would want to see the upside of his cock i didn't know we were comparing or doing preference yeah there's something else i wanted to bring up but i completely forget we were talking about like you know how when there's like subscriber milestones like we could do like another pg-13s which we started to write actually i'd like to do that again yeah but i

don't want to there's too much parody between like with just a one-year gap the same the like pussy getters are still heralded same the like pussy getters are still heralded as the same pussy getters but i think we're we're at two years now yeah so it may have changed you can't say bi-annual though because then i don't know if that's twice a year the prefix by is tripping up everyone dude it's not good but i was thinking for a special episode it's just like okay they click on the youtube link. Theme song plays, cuts to us, and we just have a very, very choreographed dance. Like a perfect choreographed dance. We're really fucking good at it.

We're not smiling or laughing. We're very good and very serious. We're in one of those warehouses. And then the episode ends. Yeah, but you have loose, like, fitting sweatpants and like that. But there is no, like, correlation between. All our dress. Snow cone colors, like pink and like teal. But we're not, like, correlating. We look like correlation between we all are dressed snow cone colors like

pink and like teal but they're we're not like we look like swaggy philip we're swaggy philip we look like swaggy filipinos or fly koreans yeah yeah they're sneaking up who koreans they were not being sneaky at all they've been up yeah i know but there's filipinos are still the swaggiest no they're the best single filipinos i can't defend you on everything it is still the filipinos the most swaggy they're they're the swaggy the swaggy filipinos are more swaggy than anyone but filipinos as a whole uh a lot of them just like just the nba that's yeah they just like the nba like wear nba clothes great singers filipinos yes yes like and it's not even like they're A lot of them just like just the NBA. That's how they just like the NBA. Like where NBA clothes. Great singers.

Filipinos. Yes. Yes. Like and it's not even like their top five. Yeah. I wish I name. I can't name one. I think the singer of Boyce Avenue.

Why did I agree with that? I think Manny Pacquiao. Boyce Avenue. I remember that he's the guy that covers. What? Didn't he die? Did he die? Boyce Avenue.

Boyce Avenue or someone dangerously close to Boyce Avenue? Anybody close to Boyce is dangerously close. It's the cross street. Boyce. Boyce Avenue is a band. Someone with that. You thought his name was Boyce Avenue? Someone named Boyce who was famous died.

Really? Am I fucking this up in my head? I remember a Boyce. Yes, you would remember a Boyce who was famous died really am I fucking this up in my head I would remember a Boyce you would remember a Boyce you never forget a Boyce no as much as you try to forget it Boyce death Cameron Boyce yeah see I would yeah I thought I was sad

yeah he was young yeah yeah I guess you know it was a medical thing yeah dude uh damn yeah I guess you No, it was a medical thing. Yeah, dude. Damn. Yeah, I guess you never forget a voice. I forgot my pin number yesterday. That was embarrassing.

I forgot mine. I just had to get rid of my card. I tried like five different and I was like, what is going on? I was trying to get money out. I just don't know it. You got to stop using a debit card. You just got to be a credit card guy. And now I don't buy anything off Amazon.

It's all free. I get Amazon points. Whatever you're doing is a lot better than whatever we're doing. Yeah. I just couldn't handle a credit card. Yeah. You lose. You've how many cards have you had this year? Debit.

Yeah. Um, don't lie. Don't even exaggerate. I didn't have one from January 1st to like April 10th. You were only going places that accepted Apple Pay. I haven't had a physical card since like November 2021. Do you know how many hotels I've had to pay for Kyle? Like the $50 deposit when you go in.

Yeah, that's another bonus. People spot you all the time. Five or six. Five or six, $50. And you are disgusting by nature. And I never get that $50 back. You are the only person who get that $50 back. You are the only person who doesn't get those back.

Wait, what? You're not expensing those? You get the money back, typically. They hold the $50 as long as you treat the room okay. Oh, you didn't get my refund? No! You didn't tell me this. Your poop smears like your shit. It does smear.

It's sticky. I don't know what the fuck to do. They really didn't't give me that back it wasn't supposed to go back to you you got a fuzzy dick and a sticky butt to you no why in nashville i didn't i never broke a hotel it's amazing i may have actually wait no i haven't it was uh the put in bay one oh what yeah oh what did you do yeah that didn't one of the subway sandwiches was fucking disgusting did you throw it against there was not enough room in the tiny trash bin so where did you put it i i forget i don't. I didn't think that would warrant a non-refund. They had to buy new bedding.

I don't. Yeah, I'm sorry. That's fine. All right. That was a new untold story. Maybe next week is the week you'll tune in and we'll just be fucking dancing.

Start to finish. Just start. Full dance. Really fucking good. Start to finish. Just full dance. Really fucking good. Really intense. I don't want anybody breaking beads of sweat. Yeah, and we're going hard and it's like, damn, there's no way that Nick could be one-upped

and then Owen comes out and slides out. Yeah, and a lacrosse penny. A fashionable one. A fashionable lacrosse penny. Cool. That's your reply to what I'm going to say. No, you're just going to say, no, that's a new one. lacrosse penny cool hey is that story old or told I knew I told the story. It's a fresh, big, untold story. I knew I told the story.