A New Untold Story - Ankle - A New Untold Story: Ep. 364

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

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Hey, is that story old or told? No, baby. That's a new untold story episode 365 one for every day of the year now um today's episode is brought 364 wait is it actually what do you mean i was i was actually wrong i'm wrong but i was one that was one off okay that's a simple if you include our one bonus episode we've had uh we one off doesn't count in trivia when they ask you when harry connick jr was born that was one of your questions they were hard as fuck that's awful trivia you went to the bar well then there was a lot of events like canada's 100 year anniversary harry connor jr was born in this year and matt low block was born this year i would not um who the fuck knows that

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Didn't your dad not let you gamble? My dad said to be careful and I've just been winning. So I'm on a streak. You haven't. You're up. I'm up. Yeah. And I don't have any desire to like shit.

What? Yeah. I don't know. It's fun. It makes watching it fun. And I'm into football now. And that I don't know. It's fun. It makes watching it fun. And I'm into football now. And that only enhances the interest. And you don't have an addictive personality at all, especially to easy, accessible things.

Yeah, but I'm day five, pure sobriety. Pure. Pure. I'm drinking a big old high noon. Yeah. Peach flavor. What's that? What song?

What Justin Bieber songs that remind you of? The Peaches song? Yeah. Peach flavor. What's that? What song? What Justin Bieber song does that remind you of? The Peaches song? Yeah. How's it go? Peach. I don't remember the melody. Try. Is it Peaches and Cream?

Yeah. No, it's not. Is it Georgia Peach? Yeah. Or is it just Peaches? Peaches. Got that peach. Wait, you just did Yummy.

Is that the same song? No. I don't know the melody. The peaches are good. I'm not going to try and fail. No, I don't know. Because peach is down in Georgia. Yeah, now I know it.

You got it? I don't know it. I don't think you do. I don't know it. How does it go? How does it go? You're so close. I don't know it. How does it go? How does it go? You're so close. I don't want to try.

It'll feel so much better if you solve it on your own. It's lame to try and fail. I got my peaches down in your hunger. Yeah, I know it. I know. That's what this drink reminds me of. All right. Episode 365.

Yeah. Fun one. Good number. Not as rare as you'd think. Wait, is there a lot of 364 363 64 i love when you go auctioneer mode 364 is an overlay area code for the bowling green owensboro kentucky area but that's boring owensboro who's from owensboro i don't know um a tiktoker i like he's trying to be a singer he's autist no he's he's an autist um but he has his his tongue is too big i think so oh but oh he's he can't say this where he's

from on top of being on yeah yeah is he good no no no yeah i gotta figure out his name he had a live show in owensboro not too long ago he He's got a heavy tongue. He's got a heavy tongue. Yeah, that's the area code. 364 is the birth year of Hui Guo, the first Chinese nun. Yeah, 364 is the weight of the 11th

heaviest NFL player of all time TJ Barnes, an undrafted free agent out of Georgia Tech who played defensive tackle in a total of 12 games across two seasons for the Jets. that 9-11 jokes can safely fly without ending in a firing, causing your life to spiral out of control and crash into a large financial building. Speaking of twins being on fire, 364 was the final batting average of Minnesota Hall of Famer Rod Carew in his historic 1974 season, the best of his career.

Side note, Rod Carew is Panamanian, which is my favorite nationality, Demonym. Oh, that's somebody from Panama? Yeah, along with Azerbaijani, Congolese, Cypriot, Grenadian, and Finn. Panama was also my favorite

self-proclaimed song when I pretended to be a Van Halen superfan in 2006. And I went back to listen to them. Awful music. No, man. It's good. It's catchy. It's fun. What's your song? Jump? Hot for

Teacher. It goes like... The drums in the beginning. So bad. So sick. The instruments are chaotic but good, but the vocals... Yeah. Class dismissed! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Woo, I'm hot for teacher. Woo.

That was like a good singer in the 80s. That's so bad. At the end, he's just like, oh my God. Woo. That's the worst song ever made, Hot for Teacher. And Panama's bad too. Can we look up the lyrics of hot for teacher i've got it bad i've got it bad i'm hot for teacher oh my god class dismissed yeah that shit sucks um i pretended to love yeah you did you used every dress down day you were

like a van they want to be like the fray guy i wanted dress down day. You wore like a Van Halen. I didn't want to be like the fray guy. I wanted to like be a cool, like have a classic rock. I was the ACDC kid. Yeah, you wanted to be along those lines. Ryan Nauman, Rosario Smith. Who else?

I forget everybody else's. You all had to choose. Yeah, I thought, yeah. So I like buy their CDs, their merch, or like write the VH on my binder. Could you still draw it? No, it's like the flying v i don't know speaking of rod the akuma 364 lx is a stainless steel fishing pole bait caster available for 97.99 and known for its fast and smooth casting nice 364 is the amount of yards kirk cousins threw four in a week two loss against

the eagles along with four touchdowns despite being called just bad by colin cowherd after his performance here we go just bad is also the nicest possible way to describe the average football fans perception and analysis of the skill level of nfl, specifically quarterbacks, due to an inexplicable delusion that causes them to judge the top 0.0001% of athletes based on their performance against the most elite players and teams amongst that percentile.

This would be the equivalent of calling Hardee's a pitiful burger chain because they make significantly less money than McDonald's and Wendy's, despite having an annual revenue of $922 million and being the 23rd most lucrative fast food corporation in the world.

Zach Wilson may be bad or even horrible compared to the top 10 to 15 quarterbacks last week, not even taken into factor in the NFL and thus the world. But he is still a phenomenally elite quarterback and even a good NFL quarterback. The NFL is such a competitive in all things considered, even in equal league that picking one player team and judging their overall ability based on one game is ludicrous. You're going to be miserable. Environmental.

I love how you are. This is like the quarterback is the ideal, like rom-com protagonist. He always gets the girl. He's handsome. He gets paid a lot now. People should be able to shit on him. Their life has been a cakewalk. I think

no. I think why? Because they make a lot of money? No, because they make a lot of money. That can't be said. Why? That's their livelihood. That can't be said. Why? That's their livelihood. This has been their life, their passion.

That's all they care about. Of course, the money helps them. Would you support a bad doctor? A bad doctor? Yeah. I don't know if that's comparable. What I'm saying is, if you like a team and you say that's your favorite team, you root for them every week, you can't just hate a player for underperforming. You could be disappointed.

But the pure vitriol that people spew... It's actual hate. They hate their whole team. If they have a bad game, they hate them. If they have a good game... The NFL is just hard. Their standards for NFL is insane. You're a big zach wilson defender not anymore now he's getting too much love i think no he's not i mean people you know people just treat that performance as his overall ability i think he will regress yeah he'll have some horrible games and that's fine he'll have

some great games but probably overall he's gonna end with being a mediocre starting NFL quarterback. Doesn't mean I'm going to hate him or say, this guy sucks. But you're going to support him. Yes. So when you bought a Jets jersey, why didn't you get his? That's a... Number one, sauce. Sauce.

I don't know. I probably... And I don't like these guys. I probably would hate these guys. Number one, Sauce. Sauce. I don't know. I don't like these guys. I probably would hate these guys. They're probably douchey, arrogant. You think so? I don't know. There are some guys that I think would be cool to hang out with. It depends on the position.

Maybe not quarterback. Yeah. I didn't like how Zach Wilson was like after he had a phenomenal performance. I lost him. It was on me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He knew what he was doing. That's that. He knew what he was doing. We need to get you into fantasy football. We need

to just shift this into a fantasy football podcast. Just pure football. I would love that. Yeah. Start talking about NFL. All right. Okay. People that are scrambling to go pick up Keaton Miller, the running back for the fucking Ravens. He's been on IR undrafted rookie five nine everybody's scrambling to get him first of all you have a running quarterback second of

all you still have justice hill gus edward like you don't want any piece of that backfield but every time i open up twitter it's like you better grab him before it's too late it's like tyson williams all over again i'm not falling for it don't pick him up don't pick him up don't waste the fab don't waste your waiver spot on the flip side who should we be picking up who should we be considering i'm glad you asked uh waiver wire is kind of kind of fucky right now kind of i mean if you're in a 12-man league and if you prioritize running backs i mean maybe you can get devin singletary but sheesh it tough. It's tough out there. Growing up, running back was the position.

Who's the wide receiver for the Giants? Wandale? Yes. Yeah. Maybe snag him. Wandale. Yeah. Watching NFL.

He's not a that's his first name. He's not a Hispanic man. Running back is probably the least swaggiest position no way there's it's just it's so many why do you ever swag here two yard gains but they look cool they have the visor it's the least have the gear high lady position on average when they break around tight ends less swaggy long snap because tight ends will make a nice snag we're talking about i'm saying specialty you're you're constantly if someone's watching running back like that's their boyfriend or their crush like they're constantly getting stopped for no game they're constantly getting crumbled one yard game yeah but like wide

receivers will do something what percent of game Like what percentage of the game is the wide receiver have the ball? But then like when they're not getting thrown at them, it's not like you're like, oh, that that was sucks. I'm saying running backs get a lot of action and it's a lot of poor. But when they break one, it's sick. Right. Still my favorite position. Running back is.

Yeah. You were the running back in our school. I was. Well, seventh grade. I played on the fifth and sixth grade team because of my weight. I didn't know that. But someone did that. It was me.

Yeah, you were the smallest. But you were good, right? Is it because you were older than everybody? I don't remember. I gotta ask somebody. There's gotta be photos of you or something. Yeah, alright. Let's just be a fan yeah should we research up maybe just play some daily fantasy you have any picks for this week no i gotta look at the board yeah i just go do you really i go off intuition and it's been paying

off yeah i'm paying off if you put like a bunch of 20 bets on first touchdown score, chances are you're going to win one. Yeah. And you're going to profit. That's my advice. You always do first touchdown. You do every player on the office. Every position, every player who might score, throw 20 bucks on them. That's my advice.

And you're way up. For the college kids trying to get into it or starting it out. Yeah, it's perfect. Speak. you brought up like people having crushes oh my god you know like if you're running i know where you're going with this none of us have crushes right rudy i'm into demi lovato right now you wouldn't like her you don't think you wouldn't like her in person okay never mind then yeah crush revoked so none of us here yeah have crushes the reed yeah crushless crushless shooter yeah okay one two three who has a crush anybody want to speak up or am I going to have to point fingers? Great.

Mook? You have a twinkle in your eye? I'm getting crushed. How about that? What? What? I don't. Like you're having sex? I don't think I have a crush.

I feel like that's like the first stage. The same. Can we talk about this? Super. A mega crush. No, it's not like a crush like you brought you brought it was me you hank rudy kyle and reed fuck yeah yeah you have to this is bad and you were like we ended up playing that game i mean what was the game he said go ahead so we were talking about uh we're like are you fine with this mook yeah we're goofing with him like, oh, you probably are constantly smiling at your phone.

Oh my God. Every time I see your name on my phone, I smile. I can't help it. Everything reminds me of you. People in line at the store probably think I'm crazy the way I'm reacting. And then you were like, yeah, we played the... It's weird. Like, I've slept alone for so long, but now it feels weird, too.

We were just, like, talking like that, making fun of you because you're smitten. Yeah, I'm happy. You guys are making fun of me for being happy. Yeah. Yeah, we're jealous, too. Yeah, I'm pissed. I fucking hate you right now. You think happy's top five?

No shit. What's above it? What's above happy? I will. Yeah, I'll die on the hill that happiness is actually probably like around fourth or fifth. Wait, what's above it? What's your top three?

What are the top three feelings? Well, excitement is probably like a derivative of happiness, but like anxious or not anxious. Fuck no. Like violent excitement. Wait wait give me an example of violent excitement like it would be the like you're like you want to like run through a brick wall that type of okay yeah yeah that counts double q-tipping um like getting like revenge yeah that's probably number one yeah that's probably just happiness but yeah we're talking about that and you said you played what you play the you play the oh we asked him if you'd said like oh i really what did you know he brought up we were making

doing we were making fun of him like saying all all these scenarios. And he was like, well, we did do that one game. We're like, what game? You know the game. No, dude, I don't know the game. Do you know the game, Rudy? I was not present for this conversation. Oh, we did the I really like you game. What is that?

We were all like, yeah, we've heard of texting that to someone, but never it being in the form of a game. So what's the I really like you game? It's not a formal game. It's not like a Well, you take turns. I like you. I like you more. I like you really like you. You just go back and forth.

It's not an actual game. How do you get a level up? You just add really, really, really like you? Or like I like you like you? Well, I was saying Super Duper Mega Like The Mega Like is tough. like you just add really really really like you yeah or like i like you like you well i i was saying it because mega like the mega like is did you say mega like i didn't say mega like but like that's one you don't say but like are you playing it close to the chest do you actually i i think the i like you game is a common thing i think everyone does it yeah but you don't share it

what do you mean i don't i don't play that i don't i've never verbalized that i've never had i like i've never had a spar back and forth with a chick she likes me she likes me yeah someone like how did wait no i know i know exactly what mook did he like got her to say i really really like you and he's like shit i guess you win or something like that were you trying to be suave? I can't deal with this. You win. Just kiss me. I can't do that. No, no, no. No, he did this post kiss.

He kissed her. He kissed her. He goes, uh-oh. She's like, what? He's like, I think I really like you. Yeah. Oh, that's good because I really, really like you. And it wasn't over text.

Nope. All right. Fuck yeah, dude. Now we're jealous because you probably were were elated i'm so fucked no why why are you fucked man i'm oversharing i'm oversharing we're just old oh no yeah dude no it's dude this was another chick you were talking about not that one chick no dude i'm actually super stoked for you uh yeah you met uh matter we clean queen yeah matter jealous i was nervous we were out to dinner on friday night and there was a lesbian waitress that i thought was gonna steal her away what yeah there was this really that's a worst case

scenario really lesbian waitress that was getting a little too chat how lesbian like looked like my younger brother in seventh grade oh yeah like that type of deal and was she flirting with your queen i couldn't tell if it was flirting or they were just they connected oh no dude if you love her let her go yeah i think i'm fucked but we did play the i like you game so i'm fine with that you could still fit into that equation if they got involved no way dude you can't keep up with a mega lesbian mook could no dude he wears hokas if i play the i like you game the mega lesbian plays the fucking death gauntlet of i like you i don't yeah that's like another step up yeah i don't know if she

plays that game they gotta play that game i don't know we're jealous dude oh yeah we're jealous that's all there is that's like one of the best every second and a blossoming relationship is one of the best feelings it's a honeymoon phase neither of you can do no wrong everything is fun it'll change but yeah yeah why'd you oh you're in trouble what oh yeah take it back kyle Take it back, Kyle. Take it back. No, you just got, you can't over, you can't get too happy. You just got to be realistic and let it ride. Yep. I'm happy.

I'm scared, but I'm happy. That's good. No, it's awesome. Are you fine talking about this? Yeah. We can cut it. No, it's fine. She's cool. about this? Yeah. We can cut it. No, it's fine. She's cool.

I like you guys. I like you too. I really like you. Kyle? Yeah, I really, really like you, dude. Rudy? I think you're mega awesome. I really, really like you.

Wait a week on Zach Moss. We don't know if Jonathan Taylor, how much he touches he's going to get, if he's even going to be on the fucking team i know zach moss is giving you a few quality starts a little bit of a dud last week uh wait and see wait and see also don't start samaj samaj ap reiner whoever that uh that other guy the uh uh mclaughlin the other running back we'll see just a wait and see game if you can afford it. What about Dalvin Cook? No. Yeah. He's almost just name value. He could be...

I think he's going to go off next week. You bet. The first touchdown. He's got to have a big run. He's a champion. He's a winner. No, he's not. He's a superstar. No, he's not. He's a four-time pro bowler. Yeah, but he's at the tail end of his career. Yeah, and I think he's not starting.

I think he has that edge where he's going to like, I failed the first three games. I'm going to get a big run this game. All right. So it's the Broncos. Put a 35 plus if that's an option on Dalvin Cook next week. I think you could adjust the line for longest run. Yeah, 35.

Really? 35, and that's my nuclear bed of guarantee of the week. And if it doesn't hit, you'll pay back. I will. Oh, my God. Yeah. 364 is the number of the Pokemon. This isn't the dickhead of the week, but.

Celio. Oh, yeah. This is the laziest. No, wait till you see seal. Celio is just a seal. google celio is oh that's a pokemon it's a different race it's it's a different pokemon completely different breed seal s-e-e-l evolves into dugong but celio yeah it evolves from celio is just a seal looks just like a seal the whiskers are slightly bigger celio lives on top of drift ice. They go swimming when they're on the hunt, seeking out their prey by scent.

That's just a seal. Three foot seven, 193 pounds. That's the average size of a seal. So what makes it a Pokemon? Well, there are no animals in that world. Okay. Yeah. So that one probably isn't the most creative.

I started tearing. Me and Rudy did a stream last week where we ate sugar-free gummy bears or sugar-free candy until we shit. Because it causes a laxative effect. The sugar alcohol in it or whatever they use. It was the worst idea ever. So much pain. The gut. So much pain.

But while he was shitting, I was ranking Pokemon on how delicious they would be. Okay. What was your Bulbasaur? I think it would be a Brussels sprout. A lot of the pink Pokemon. I'd imagine I would like to pop in and just suck on ditto. I'd like to chew on now on, but imagine what tastes like bubble yum.

Well, which one's the mascot with the duck with the Liberty spikes? I think that's bubble yum. Yeah. Okay. I would give it. What duck with the Liberty Spikes? I think that's Bubble Yum. Yeah. What's the best tasting one? Those were all S tier. I mean, there's a Pokemon that's an ice cream cone. I saw that.

One of the only ones that were designed by an American. It's like a contest for kids? No, adult designer. Adult designer, yeah. Yeah. That would be my greatest honor, to design a Pokemon that's in the game. You'd do so much better. Thanks, man.

But would I? They've already done everything. No, they haven't. Yes, they have. They've done everything. Name a thing. Espionage. You've been obsessed with espionage lately i have heard you say yeah

i have the citizen app and i was like all right 10 bucks somebody guessed the crime because something popped up and you beat you try to like beat everybody to the punch like espionage i was like no i don't know if the citizen app's gonna tell you about espionage yeah all right is there a pokemon there is a spy pokemon like that kind of yeah okay it's a starter pokemon actually and it shoots what it has like a gun shoots water ankle ankle ankle you should name something it's a common thing it's one of the most common things in the world i don't is there any pokemon for it yeah i don't think there's an ankle pokemon all right get one more

all right um balloon oh yeah yeah there's there wasn't finished fuck yeah not too many words start with balloon i'm trying to think of a word that began with balloon yeah all right so you went no way you know but you went there's not a single one for three shut up no i'll make i'll make an ankle pokemon uh today what would you name it i know what they would name it well yeah it'd be like some portmanteau with like what are they what's an ankle bone called uh can we fact check that yeah all right god

so you know what they would name uh fibula tibia yeah they'd be like they'd combine fibula and tibia be fibia that's what they do that's how they roll i broke my tibia break your tibia that would suck yeah common no i did not bring a common way what you do i broke it um playing i-golf on the iphone what yeah i broke it playing i-beer similar you broke it playing an iphone game yeah your ankle my shin my tibia yeah what the hell the fuck are you playing well that was like right at the beginning of when they introduced doesn't matter playing on an escalator? What were you doing? I was on carpet. Standing up, I'm guessing? Standing up.

Yeah, no. How do you break your ankle playing a smartphone game? Me and my friends. How the fuck? I've told this story, I think somewhere, but not here. I was in my friend's basement and you swing the phone like a golf club. Yeah. And we were really swinging it.

Yeah, maybe your upper extremity. How'd you break your ankle? your ankle yeah well i swung it so hard how'd he break his ankle i swung it too hard slipped and fell that's oh okay so it wasn't the game that broke it okay well if the game wasn't involved i wouldn't have broken my leg that's like getting it's like uh having a diabetic going into a diabetic coma from too much fruit ninja exactly it was bad though i mean i had to get surgery and then i came back and i would meet like i would meet other high school kids and they'd be like oh you're that kid and i was like i had to live with that for a long time i was never besides pokemon go i was never obsessed with like an iphone game i was not obsessed with it no no no i know i know but a lot of people were obsessed with angry birds or temple run oh i like jetpack joyride fruit ninja was fucking sick no it wasn't

that's a game for cats you look like a cat all right thanks man cats are beautiful thank you finally they are i'm allergic and they're on their assholes you i've caught you saying like i'll fight it's fuck dogs this summer or you said that earlier no i would never i think you say it's fuck dogs no i would never say that no i didn't say that you're like you're turning like you cats over dogs no never and it's not even i think birds over cats agreed birds are my favorite animal that's too broad of a of pick a bird that's i don't know i like all the colorful ones birds are the best birds are we go to the zoo the birds are the best no the birds are not the best at this when you get the popsicle stick with the seeds and they come

they fly out they go on your shoulder birds are the best part of the zoo we went into that bird habitat and we paid a little extra we greased some. We got a real seedy stick. And you were all but mauled. I know. It was the best. My family had a parrot. Oh, yeah. Parrots suck. Yeah.

Fuck you, bitch. Sorry. Yeah, they're cool. They live for like 60 years. That's too long. Yeah. That's too long. And now he's famous on TikTok with his new owner, Paco.

Your parrot? Yep. Paco's famous now. I came across him on tiktok with his new owner paco your parrot yep paco's famous now i came across him on tiktok he hates you and i was filled with rage oh he's he got revenge it was like seeing like an ex-lover with someone else famous on tiktok what's his like how many follows handle i don't know his handles but whoever his new handler is i could find it later i've been saved somewhere but his new handler like post videos of him talking and doing his topaco thing damn you could have done it we did it it was before we could make like you know tiktok videos about him we just enjoyed it irl so rank your animals birds are my favorite to look at and watch having one would be cool i think that a little no i would rather have a cat like something you could pet cuddle fuck with

fuck with put on there you cannot you cannot are you twisting her are you twisting your cat uh yeah i love twisting her you manhandle your cat yes yeah yeah well how's the cat room coming can't abuse drugs anymore so it feels good i feel like uh it's crazy how you don't realize when you're on weed hard how anxious you get why do you keep going into your bed and now i feel like so much more comfortable because i want to show you this is how i was living let's see what was it was 11 let's see what was it wait no wait 7-11 crocs are those mine we know we have the same pair oh okay yeah yeah okay what else fireball wait what's the box inside of the croc shorties are there any left in there cloud eight generic underwear why i have underwear buzz ball little banana

shooter what's that box you're in the when you're muddy like that you do like this is when when you're on when you start when you resort to larry smoking larry og it's a wrap as soon as you get the larry og from the gas station that's what you have to do to get a fix it's time to stop hold on where's my bag what do you got i i i have i don't know reed can you grab my bag wait you, you were puffing on the Larry? What you're puffing on the fucking Larry, dude. While Mook grabs my bag, let me talk to you boys and girls about game time.

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Is this Kyle's backpack too? Shorts. We have a pair of shorts. Those look wide. Size medium, but they're very... Those are wide as fuck. Patagonia, very worn. Wait, are those wider than they are long?

Whose hips? Dibs, dibs, dibs. Yeah. Carry my child. That's like Colorado. Yeah, Colorado shorts. Oh, shit. Look at this.

We have a... That's wild to just carry around. This is some sort of audio device. This is an invasion of privacy. That's a Zoom. I think I know who this is. My guess is Danny Conrad. Maybe.

You're an Outback, a free blooming onion on us. Wow. Outback. Flash the code. Give that away to a viewer. All right. We have mine now. I have sunglasses.

Normal. Yeah. Q-tips. Love double Q-tipping. Love double Q-tipping. I've talked about it today. IB guard. Little peppermint oil for your gut. Take one now. Anybody else want one?

Nope. Got a little... Yeah, I heard about gut biome shit that it's very helpful. But here's what I've noticed I have in mind. These condoms from France. Oh,

unwrapped. That means delay in French, I believe. But I'm pretty sure this broke when Rudy was conceived. You have retard and it says it right there yeah in french that's what it says yeah it delays it delays

the ejaculation i believe the only condom bigger than a magnum yeah dude i think it i think it feels so good that's the face you make when you're fucking you know that retard puts oh man christ we're going there and that's i think that's all i have but i would hate to be like you're out on a date and a girl sees like a condom fall out of your wallet and she's like wait a second grabs fits me like a condom fall out of your wall and she's like wait a second grabs it just fits me like a glove oh man snug as a mouth guard pop on peanut butter falcon and just fuck the shit out of it wait hold on let me put my helmet on yeah i have those yeah wrapped up i got them more for display than um i used to try to collect french things that say

delay i always have a magic the gathering card it's like a big ass troll coming out of a yeah that's yeah everybody has their interests and that's one of mine i don't think they are exist in france what would they sound like i don't think yeah i can't picture it whatsoever can you can you do a i can't either yeah hmm i kind of i don't think i've ever seen one outside the states um no no um uh like eastern europe has them in spades. Ireland. Yeah. Out the wazoo. Turkey. Turkey's got abundance. Really?

Mm hmm. Ottoman inbreeding. OK. Jesus Christ. I checked back in with World of T-shirts. Oh, yeah. It is insane. Yeah. He doesn't look great.

I think he looks good for what he does yeah drink yeah the same thing he's drank for over 200 days in a row now someone did like a monthly count yeah he had 300 some drinks last month just on tiktok it's a kind of comforting how you know what you're going to get. He has the stylistic range of a fish tank, entertainment-wise. He's going to do the same thing every day. He was just in Boston, and on his plane ride back, he put vacation over and now back to reality. He's never once been to reality. Then he just landed and went and drank yeah

he just went and drank all night back to work back to reality he went back to new york he drank around the clock in new england his vacation was in a less fun city and he did the same he went to providence and he stayed the whole time at a bar drinking the same vacation we have similar drinking patterns like you guys do the same sips do the same disgusted sips we drink the same shit he's on the 99 shooters i used to do that really yeah his you and yours and his backpack probably looks very similar do you think he's smoking on the lariat i don't know and he does chill zins oh yeah i saw him oh he's on his ends yeah he does zins he's gonna he's gonna do adderall next

if not already why do you think that that's just the the brain will naturally seek out what it needs okay to continue doing what he does profound even if he doesn't know what it is that's profound you're going to a college campus this weekend yeah that's fun rudy can we kind of tease what you're going to do rudy you're going to have a leave of absence because you're doing like a college campus tour with a brand yeah yeah you're my prediction for you how many colleges are you going to four i believe you're going to impregnate two women. And they're both going to keep them. Try as you might to talk about it. You're doing a college tour?

It's a great hit right now. Oh, yeah. And you might get AIDS. You can beat that. No. You can't. You can suppress it or you can be non-shedding. Non-viral loads. NVRs. You know a lot about AIDS.

You always have. Ever since I was You know a lot about AIDS. You do. You always have. Ever since I was a kid. What's Nick up to? He's researching AIDS. I'm studying AIDS. He's studying AIDS again. Not the cure. I just want to learn more.

And look at his French condoms. I'd be so distraught if they had a cure. Nothing to read. Yeah. You'd lose your favorite hobby. Yeah. You're definitely going to get two chicks pregnant. And you're going to really try to push them to get rid of it.

But you're not going to. They're not going to do it. Do an impression of Rudy trying to convince the girl to get an abortion. Jesus. Okay. KB, you play the girl. Hey, I just got your text. Okay, dude. I'm got your text. Okay, dude.

I'm messing, dog. No, you got it. Yes. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I wasn't expecting that at all. I just ran out of work. What's next, you think? I don't know.

I'm freaking out. Yeah, yeah. Let me go first. um you know it's kind of your fault uh it's either you could get rid of it or i mean i it doesn't matter to me i won't be around at all is that how it would go no i would start off by saying what's happening to you is natural and beautiful oh shut up you'd probably try to play reverse psychology like i've been thinking about it all night and i think i like i think i want to do this and you like look like it's going to be like the hardest thing we've ever gone through but i think i want to do i would say no like let's not like yes keep it but like let's remember like

we will not. This will be miserable for both of us. But I'm so ready for that. I would just start throwing out terrible names. That no way. She just like what we're going to name him Genghis. That's a great name. No, it's not. He's a prolific rapist.

Ah, yeah, you're right. Yeah. That made you feel gone. Trust me. I want to have a kid with you so bad. Like eventually. Just not now. Not right now.

You're good at that, dude. No, I would never be in that situation. Why the smirk? I don't know. I don't think I would. Mook said earlier that having a baby mama would be a flex. That would be a flex, yeah. Would she be trifling?

I mean, no baby mama. Quick question. Before I agree or disagree, would she be trifling? No trifling. Okay. No trifling up in here. But I mean, just being like to your bros, like, damn, I'm stressed out. My baby mama giving me hell.

Like, that's like a cool thing to say. Having a baby mama turn you. What was that why is it giving you i was watching sexy red on theovon last night so i'm like still in that her baby daddy's in jail her baby she doesn't want him out of jail but like her talking about her baby daddy was so cool same jail i like when they hate and they they're so sick of them but they they make them laugh, too. Every dude's baby mama always needs 50 bucks. She needs fucking 50 bucks. I saw one text. The guy was like, can I get a little pussy before I get back on my feet? Where'd you see that text?

Twitter. Baby daddies are crazy. Baby daddies are horny. Baby mamas are crazy. I don't think i'd want one it is funny seeing people interact with them like a lot of uh comedians have baby mamas and they're like yeah they put the kid on the phone to try to guilt me into demoing them more money oh yeah yeah but it would be cool i think rudy you agree right having a baby mama it's kind of like i agreed with it as like a a funny fantasy but i think rudy you agree right having a baby mama it's kind of like i agreed with it as

like a a funny fantasy but i think you are really into it for different reasons is there something you want to tell us dude yeah no no no i just think it would be a cool thing i think i'm gonna fall into it backwards i think you're gonna do it intentionally me yeah you can't intentionally have a baby mama that That's always accidental. It has to be. You got to hate her. It's like she's my lover. She holds it down, but she's my baby mama.

It's like she's your baby mama and I hate her, but I love her at the same time. Yep. I got to. It's the father of my kid. That's why she gives you hell. Is baby mama the universal term across the board? Is there anything else you can say? It used to be.

It used to be horrible would used to be i would feel weird saying my bastard yeah the bastard father yeah the town wench is what it used to be yeah i don't know when yeah when did the term baby baby mama come into play what are like rednecks say yeah i can't imagine baby mama no i don't well southern rednecks my but what is like a northern redneck say oh you're going regional on me. I don't know. Northern redneck. Yeah.

I don't think they say. Yeah. I don't know. And you can't really say BM. I think that'd be like mother, my child. Oh yeah. Cause they don't say wife. They say mother, my child.

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Mook made some faux pas. Yeah. I had fun. We didn't expect the uh the employees the staff to be a part of it and it worked out very involved some cool ass dudes they're stars i want to booze with them soon yeah they want us to bring bourbon back yeah we we owe them they were uh they were oh we paid full price yeah for yeah me and nick they they did throw in socks yeah i guess they throw in socks. Yeah.

I guess they threw in socks because they were making fun of your socks. But yeah, it's going to be good. We still have to go get your haircut next. Yeah. I just want that white pencil around your like hairline. What do you mean white pencil? You don't know about the white pencil? Yeah, I've seen that. You're not ready for a baby mama if you don't know that.

Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, maybe he is. Yeah, no. not ready for a baby mama if you don't know that yeah yeah oh maybe he is yeah no it's gonna it's like uh this is like pimp my ride we got the interior and done but now we're doing paint job yeah yeah when do you think so we'll do haircut next week and then i think we can edit it and put it out yeah okay unless you want to get a tattoo um or a piercing body piercing some sort of mod yeah i want to run this like queer eye a little bit so like you'd be jonathan van ness uh you would be kayama brown and i'd be bobby yeah and nobody's anthony anthony's anthony he's one of a

kind then who bisexual king who's gonna uh lead the charge on He's one of a kind. Bisexual king. Who's going to lead the charge on the next one? Yeah, we need to figure out what we're doing for the next one. I think it's whoever has an idea that just shoots their hand up and says, I want to put something on. I want to take Kyle to a Pokemon card shop, have him build a deck, and then enter a tournament. Oh, my God. Yep, that's perfect. Let's do that.

Perfect reaction. I'm going to be the villain. How are you going to be the villain? What kind of deck are you going to have? I don't know. You're not going to be playing with any ankle. Fucking Heatmore. Heatmore is a Pokemon. He's an anteater.

Heatmore is... I hate him. He's got a big vein on him. Heatmore sucks. Why? Well, no. You don't have anything else on him, do you? Wait a minute. No, no, no. Heatmore is really cool i like i like single evolution pokemon heat more is a fecal gray fire breathing anteater that looks more like a conical overgrown toenail wearing a bacon unitard with an exhaust pipe coming out of its ass.

I guess that's the tail. Two tentacles gripping its crotch. Heinous mustard yellow claws. This is undeniably cool. Its only purpose is to kill its predator, Durant. Durant. Which is just an ant. It's made of steel. Of course, you can kill that.

It's a durable ant. Somewhat chubby body. No. Atrocious speed, narrow move pool, lackluster ability. Wait, what do you mean the move? What do you know about the move?

Yeah, it doesn't have good stats and it's disgusting to look at. I think it's pretty cool. He more is 36 and still doing this shit. What the fuck are you talking about? He's 36 is still doing this shit. What the fuck are you talking about? He's 36 and still playing these games. I hate that its tail is a tailpipe. Because there's no contextual association.

If it was a car-type Pokemon... Have you seen the car Pokemon? This is an anteater. Have you seen the car or the building Pokemon? There's a building dragon and then there's just a straight-up car. They've kind of lost the plot a little bit. There's so many bad ones. You'd like Digimon.

Yeah. I think they're a little bit more complex. No, I wouldn't. I guess you're right. At all. Yeah. Oh, man. We've got to see if there's any anime conventions coming up.

Maybe getting Kyle to cosplay. Yeah, let's do that. Mm-hmm. What do you want to be? I think that'd be a good video. Maybe something from Bleach. Maybe something from Death Note. I don't understand anime.

Attack on Titan. One Punch Man. That's what I'm going to do. That's anime? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think building the costume and then going to the event would be... Yeah, and having him interact. There's got to be some around.

Even little cons. I would go to an anime con okay yeah can you do some research on cons and if any listeners know of any cons uh yeah they're cool you've been to one i've been to comic-con no way new york it's cool yeah it seems like an experience yeah we should all do uh we'll all do cosplay nick what should i be we should all do uh we'll all do cosplay nick what should i be um piccolo from dragon ball z i love piccolo yeah piccolo was awesome mook you can be you should just be a pokeball you could be the horny like grape guy from my hero academia okay uh there's

like sticky balls friday november 10th through 12th anime pops up 2023 in chicago buy the tickets mook i will reimburse you we are going vip package yeah full package let's go we're all dressing up we're all dressing up meet and greets the whole nine. It's at a Hyatt Regency. Yeah, perfect. Probably at the ballroom. One time I was at a Hyatt in Pittsburgh and I stumbled into a furry convention. Really? That was something.

I was on an elevator with Darrell Rivas at the Hyatt in Pittsburgh. Really? Yeah. Those are both cool. Yeah. Yeah. Mine's way cooler. Furries are weird to me.

I was scared. Oh, I heard something when i was back in wheeling someone was telling me that our high school our local high schools some of them have like furries that show up to school and like that's okay that's acceptable and they have litter boxes for them i've also shut the fuck up that's what i said like that's no chance that's not like a woke movement like furries aren't on par with like trans and gay no furries should still be discriminated against i guess furries are definitely yeah they said they swear they swear to god they have litter boxes for the kids who show up to school as furries is it i'd have to meet their fursonas to really gauge if they were like doing it for real because there's a lot of posers but like the thing is the furries their suits

don't look like real animal they go with like chucky cheese animatronic right they go with fake animals yeah fictional depictions of yeah yeah i saw uh two furries walking outside of the office. And they're always... Apparently these ones aren't walking like a human. They're on all fours. Okay. So maybe they are legit. Yeah. Is that a wave?

I think there's always one or two of them in schools. I just couldn't... We had a girl in our grade that wore a tail, but they never let you wear the masks or anything. Apparently they fuck. They were always making out in the hallway. Furries in high school. And what is this convention in Chicago?

Anime pops up. So I have to do anime? Yes. Yeah. So pick out an anime right now. I don't know that shit. Well, no, just Google. Okay. yes yeah so pick out an anime right now i don't know that shit well no just like okay so in addition to guests from various animes there is a cosplay contest yep we're entering

so oh that's a false rumor what i guess this is a hoax no yeah i didn't want to burst your bubble but i think that i never i never believed it I think the litter boxes I heard are actually for school shootings, unfortunately. For lockdowns. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Sorry. I was like, for what?

I'm sorry. It is a hoax. I didn't believe that anyway. We'll pick out an anime for you. We'll all cosplay. I think I'm going to be something basic. I think I might be the guy that drops his cabbages in Avatar. That's always a hit.

Is it? Yeah, chicks will love it. Is that a character? Yeah, he always moves around and Aang always ends up having, he always spills his cabbages. My cabbages! I'm very early in my anime consumption career what is that his only thing yeah he only drops cabbages he keeps on moving around and like every city and goes to that guy reset shop to sell cabbages you see him

oh ang with two a's yeah it's almost a little bit like Willow Hood, the guy in Star Wars that was just running out of the ship with Ice Cream Maker. Oh, this time. Oh, is my couch. I don't know. Do adults really like watch these cartoons like battling and like and like they like love the plot? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And some of them like will tear up and get real emotional.

Yeah. But then like cool masculine athletes are trying to like pretend to love it now too yeah i think that they might some they really do uh there's a football player i forget which jamal williams yes yeah i really wanted to talk to him he was a guest on the draft show but i didn't get a chance to what would you say to him would you ask him i would just pick his brain we'd talk yeah i think he's a big pokemon guy he's a big one punch man guy who isn't do you have anything new that you're into um see i have the i have the condoms um reading a new series can't say it because it'll get spoiled that's all i I got. People will spoil. Oh. I don't have internet at my place yet, so I'm just kind of fucking going crazy.

I've been super scared lately. Ever since I had the little run-in where I lost a little bit of money, I've been anxious as fuck. Well-deserved, yeah. And so I'm not sleeping in my bed. I'm waking up in the middle of the night going down to sleep on the couch. Yeah, that would fuck me up, too. And I live in a pretty old building so there's a lot of creeks and everything so after that happened yeah um you went to like a restaurant yeah you sat down and what happened some dude just came in and sat across from me and just stared at me i was like

what the fuck and like there was nobody in the restaurant it was just me and him. And I just like got up and then he got up and I ran. Yeah. Bummer. That's fair. Fuck. Yeah, I just gotta, I just can't be alone, man. Because there's the look at me. 6'3". Can throw a football like hell. I can throw a football. That was fucked up. Yeah. I'm the best at throwing a football probably in the office.

I challenged Brandon to a combine competition for quarterbacks. wouldn't do it oh you would smoke them i would smoke them yeah i mean tightest spiral in the office nicky can spin it jeez was that a lifelong thing or yeah practicing it was a lifelong thing i've always been able to do it and i tried out to be quarterback and uh it was the most proud my dad's ever been of me i got third string and he we went out to ernie's esquire to go eat and i bragged and then um then i got replaced i was yeah but my dad said we had to earn his esquire like the nice yeah that's the only restaurant in bethlehem yeah yeah what was this tackle football yeah same instance oh yeah yeah but then i then they you know it's third string never nothing ever came of it and it kind of destroyed my confidence they tried to put me

in other positions i had to also our uniforms were um yellow pants but i had to wear blue pants because my they weren't like tight enough around my legs so every every team photo is everybody wearing yellow pants but mine were blue i was on the team yeah we were on the same team yeah shit we gotta get pulled i didn't see you back there i was three rows behind you dude i seemed you were like strings behind. Dude, yeah. Me's towering above your... You gotta find a picture. I was so tiny. Yeah, right.

And I was tall and lanky. The team picture, it's insane how tiny I was. Yeah. Dude, you are... The Gatorade cooler has a row behind you. Because it was like... It was like the sixth... The seventh and eighth graders, all pubescent.

Yeah. Pubescent as fuck. And I was tiny for a prepubescent boy. I remember my stats. I came in four, five, fifth grade, four, five. Dude, you might have been numerical. 60 pounds. You were four, five, six, seven.

Wait. You were four, five, 67 pounds. I was 60 pounds. Yeah, probably. Maybe I wrestled 60. All right. Yeah. Damn.

We need to pull up a photo. Do you think your dad has one? I definitely, yeah, because I have a scrapbook of all my pics. I made it myself. Dude, like me standing behind you, though, and you just see my leg. You probably look like a marionette. I need to see this team photo i'm asking right now what grade was this in so we had fifth sixth seventh and eighth fifth and sixth grade played um the separate games

seventh and eighth grade fifth and sixth grade but we practiced together on the same field and we had to combine with another school, St. Mike's. No, Our Lady of Peace. Because we couldn't field enough. We couldn't field enough players and I still didn't play. We had to combine schools.

We had to consolidate with three local Catholic schools. And I still didn't play. What a league, though. A juggernaut league. They treated it like it was a what a league though juggernaut league yeah they treated it like it was the big 10 yeah the coaches and everything like Saint Vincent they were all stressed up yeah we are we have a legacy legacy of champions it was like there was four teams that were just Catholic schools in Wheeling yeah but I remember like before each game you had to go talk in front of like each grade class like you had to hold a trophy and just be like hey come out to our game

come see us and like do a pep rally you have to get on the mic yeah do like we're gonna win dances and like go to church on sunday wear the uniforms wear our uniforms to church yeah they thought we were notre dame they really did we We had the exact same thing at my school. And our coaching staff was like 10 guys. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like one of them was like the priest. He was the head coach.

He was like... He taught how to suck dick. He was the head coach. Pretty much. I remember I caught him sinning. Like he would call us pussies. Yeah. He would call us pussies. He would call us the gay F-sler.

He was the most masculine priest of all time. Yeah. He would call us pussies. He would call us the gay F-slur. He was the most masculine priest of all time. Yeah. He would always talk about his days in the seminary league, like how he would dominate. All of his gospels would have metaphors about how he would dominate the seminary league. And we all thought we were so intimidated by him. The thing, that was just a league of priests. Yeah. That was no juggernaut,

but they, they, we were led to, we were almost brainwashed into believing. Oh yeah. Like, holy shit. This guy is as real as they come.

Yeah. Damn. Uh, any housekeeping book? Yeah, I got a bunch. KB, you touched on trivia.

Did you bring home any gifts from trivia? Any photos taken? Yeah. Fucking this is before you got here. We sit down. Who are you with? My girlfriend, Cody, Captain Ferdinand. That's one person.

That's one person and his girlfriend. Are you close with Cody? No, we just play trivia every week. We don't talk otherwise. We just show up. How did this end up happening? Our moods are completely affected by our performances. He told me he's a trivia champion.

He's like, and I believed him. They don't want lies about you. The guy always win. I found one near our apartment. Let's go. I said, yeah. We get 16th out of 18. Then we go back yesterday.

Same deal. Rudy was there. It was torturous i joined in yeah no you got nothing right we got some right but oh boy yeah no we were nowhere in the neighborhood rudy were you chucking darts or what what do you mean any answers uh we had to do like a magazine one where you to fill out this yeah i was like it was like a test they gave us a picture of like zoomed in magazines and we had to guess we were like vanity fair vogue 17 cosmopolitan home and garden harper's bazaar and all of them were wrong and they were all mixed up though we got stunned by ebony magazine i didn't know that was that was cool yeah that's a magazine shell bomb was on the cover no we got rinsed cool. Michelle Obama was on the cover. No, we got rinsed. She wasn't on the cover of Men's Health?

No. Okay. That was George Clooney. Yeah. But wait, they had a photographer at Trivia? What kind of photographer is like, I need to get... That is the ugliest subject matter is people playing Trivia. Yeah.

So we're sat down at the table and she comes up to us with the camera and was like do you mind i was like yeah i guess it's gonna go on the facebook the header the kb header or something she takes like six six to ten pictures of us like broken up into couples and then a full group comes back 10 minutes later with the photos framed 10 of them 10 photos framed in the she holds out her like credit card machines like they're they're 20 each yes so you got did you buy every one yeah you spent 200 it wasn't ten it was like six i probably yeah it's 120 dollars i had the first touchdown money that was that was your first time i was your like six pictures of me and captain ferdinand you hardly know is he up on your mantle they're framed too yeah what is what a dirty scam i kind of was into it yeah um speaking of scams real quick good doc on hbo

telemarketers go check okay uh put on second thing what about it is it it's about this um fundraising telemarketing company that was raising money for like the fops and like bullshit charities yeah across the country but their catch was they were only donating 10 of the money to the charities keeping 90 and they were kind of like not disclosing that whatsoever and it became like a huge huge scam yeah i like that and the people that worked there were like heroin addicts and they were just it was awesome um quick side note uh did we want to get into the blackest woman at barstool at all or is that uh ben mints is the blackest woman at barstool we kind of have to we were in the car driving to do the put on i was like if you weren't if

if you weren't if everybody at barstool wasn't their main race what race would they be i'm obviously korean korean yeah um and ben mince is a black woman yeah and glenny glenny's indian man oh he's a horny yeah loves tits yeah um rudy what were you i don't remember what i was kyle you're japanese really yeah oh thank you you might be Russian. No, no, no. No. You thought you were what? Like one of the... No. I'll take Japanese. Okay. Take it to prom.

Because you and I are similar, but you're a little bit more disciplined than I am. No, I would not be. I'm messy and sloppy. Oh, okay. So maybe you're like mainland Chinese. You're more Japanese. No, I think I'm Korean because I'm better with tech. Okay.

I'm like the region. What is it like india china and like pakistan me that dispute is a cat is that cashmere is the cashmere a little bit of each so what what why um i got that like that never mind Never mind. Any weekend predictions? For what? We tried this last week. You said my pants would come down. Oh, yeah. Over eight times.

Yeah, that's going to happen again. It actually happened to Sass. Oh, my God. Yeah. Did you see Sass's dick? I wasn't there. Oh, you weren't there. You weren't there.

Yeah. He was talking about it. That was so funny. Weekend predictions. I'm going to I'm going to Missouri LSU at Mizzou. It's my first game I've ever been to where both teams have the same nickname. Interesting. Very, very.

So give me the Tigers win. Sharp, sharp. Thank you. Thank you. Put how many units on that i gotta learn what that means unit is just how much you bet well i bet something different every time depending on how confident or fucked up i am i don't have a unit i'll have a unit so then you could like discuss with other gamers so like your big cat can be like all right we both have two units on this but his unit's higher than yours but you guys are sweating it out the same people will bet the same amount every time

they bet well no because then it'd be like i'm betting three units on this so that's just a like you don't want it's like taboo to say the amount yeah yeah i get that because like you sweating out a twenty dollar bet and big cat said it sweating out a thousand dollar bet but is there like fucking like unit frauds who like claim that but their unit is like actually one to five dollars yeah but the point is you don't know because it's just unit right and that's what everybody oh you're probably three dollars got it got it but you're not supposed to unit shame that's the point of the unit so like you got to just figure out what your base unit is so like if you if your unit's 20 bucks and you say i have two units you're betting 40 what's your unit what do you typically bet what's

your minimum bet low 10 to 20 okay that's a unit yeah that's your unit well i don't want to be like the tiny unit guy sorry pal too late yeah you just you just exposed yourself no you shouldn't have said it you're already a tiny unit. You're, yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm the biggest I've ever been. No, you're not. Two to three years ago, you weren't lowering the bar. I was fatter and chubbier, but I'm heavier now than that.

No way. Yeah. What are you at? Like high 60s. We might weigh the same. That'd be cool. Yeah. I don't know. I have to get it on a scale.

I have to too. Last two things. Happy birthday to my mother. Happy birthday. And I would like to clarify one more thing about the I like you game because I. Oh, yeah. I was fussy about it earlier. I was like on the.

Yeah. If I were you, I would not have talked about that. Not because it's wrong, but it's just, you know, it's it's, I would not have talked about that. Not, not because it's wrong, but it's just, you know, it's, it's a bad look. Yeah. Not a bad look.

Well, she's not listening. Here's the thing. Not by now. Here's the thing. You don't say, you don't say, I love you to a girl right away.

You say, I like you. Oh, but you mean you love her? No, stop this. Oh no. Stop this right now.

I'm digging. You know what I'm saying? It was implied. Like, it's like, it's still too early to actually say that. You're gauging it. You're gauging it.

But you're like, yeah, like, I actually do like you. Yeah. So let's keep this going. Yes, I get it. That's the I like you. You're sending out a feeler and seeing if you get a feeler back. Exactly. Perfect.

OK, so things are going well. Things are going well. It's awesome. She see your giant fucking couch yet. Yep. Hell yeah. what's next for your apartment we got to fill that thing up uh i need drawers i don't have drawers right now um i need to like uh dress it up so i have some art coming i need like a i feel like a lot of

guys in your age range make some mistakes with decor yeah what are you gonna do what are you gonna put on the walls so as i'm gonna get a skyline photo he's gonna get an american flag the black and white black and white yeah full send that or the liner it's like a big like cow a big seer no you're too old for the yeah that's these are the guys who think they're mature like the black and white you've transcended to the next level where it's like if you got a flag it would almost be ironic either flag you just got to avoid the tier you're on now which is black and white city skyline black and white lion that'll put you ahead of the game yeah i'm not anywhere i'm not that guy i'll tell you what i have i have a mac miller frame swimming album

that's actually the actual record yes cool that's good's good. Shout out to my boy for giving me that for my birthday. Yeah, it's a good gift. Eagles art kind of thing. It's like the Eagles logo made in their Super Bowl run written in like each game score. Oh, cool. If that makes sense. Yeah, that's cool. That's a given.

And then a Banksy replica. There we go. Yeah. That works. That's not bad. That's good. That good that's kyle what art do you have um nothing only um we can't think of like i don't know nothing screams me that's like maps but oh you got to see the map i have in my place i got it from uh what do you got i got the uh the old pull down map that schools used to have um but it's all geographic things so like mouth of a river tributary like uh uh plains you have that yeah it's unfortunately very cool i saw it regrettable both have cool places thank you i got a deck mine you've never been to my place i've i've heard about it. I got a cool map too. I got a Lord of the Rings map of Colorado.

Yeah. It's this guy Lord of the Maps on Instagram. Yeah. He hand makes them. They're super sick. But I haven't hung it up. I'm really bad about... I just acquire things and then just don't utilize them.

Like all my paintings and everything are on the floor. A bunch of toy cars. Yeah. That was, yeah, never mind. Was that on the podcast or did he bring that up at like dinner? I think I just brought up at dinner. Yeah, yeah. I had an idea.

I didn't know. Bad idea. You had a bad idea. No, I think it's a good idea. I went to your place to deal with your couch. Yeah, thank you for that. You're welcome. And it was a cool place.

I loved the look. Loved the view. Did the guy carry up Rudy's couch just like a pizza? Just like a tiny little thing? He was a little. i love the look love the did the guy carry up rudy's couch just like a pizza just like a tiny little thing you were spinning it petite cow yeah it's 88 inches it's pretty huge you had a but i almost tripped in on your you have like a bunch of model toy cars all over the floor yeah my mom sent me uh all my toy cars from when i was a kid and i would never know where to put you there's no way she's sending those to you without asking you asked for that you asked for your little mommy send my toy car

don't forget the stort little one there is a stort little one yeah i know storts in it i can't throw away it i can't throw that one away because i easily stewart and i'm like toss it toss it away damn like you could throw that away no i can't and then so i don't know i never know where to put them so i was like oh i have a brilliant idea so i told you guys i'm gonna glue them to the ceiling awful bad idea shit idea possible but then we realized the mistake we made and we're like yeah wait go ahead and do that dude i think i need you to do yeah welcome to my place uh watch duck under store little as we walk into my room cars on the ceiling. Yeah.

Watch out for the last place. They should be by a shelf. Yeah. But then it's like they're such they're toys. They're toys. If on the ceiling makes it seem like you're at a fucking Quaker steak and Quaker steak and lube. That's cool.

Wait. So Rudy is the tiniest couch and cars on the podcast. That's right. Knives. I have smaller ones that I collect. Hot wheels? Smaller. Smaller than hot? Size of like pencil

erasers. But like really detailed? Yeah. How much is like one of them? They're like 48k. You have to get into collecting tiny tiny cars once you get your units up yeah minuscule cars do you guys ever used to collect small cars never home i spent so much money on homies yeah yeah i have a homies framed poster the original yeah i i think i lost all mine i wish i had i still have a lot Where would you get yours? Farm Fresh

Farm Fresh I went up to Farm Fresh I always wanted I was too little But I was so enamored By the movie Death to Smoochie Mr. Smoochie

It was always I was on the VHS They had to rent It was the only VHS They had to rent I wanted to rent it Every time Death to Smoochie

It was always on the display It was rated R My mom would never No we never got it I never watched it either They had that in um uh orange county or i've always i always look at that uh the poster with the oranges over there yes it was this why was that in my in my face it was a little convenience store you want to go get slush puppies uh gamble because they had like the video machines or buy homies or rent death to smoochie what was it called death to mr are you sure it was mr there's

the purple creature yeah jack black it's just death to smoochie i'm so mad i don't have my homies anymore yeah it was uh robin williams that's it yeah and i wanted to rent it so bad my mom would never i might watch it tonight oh danny devito john stewart edward norton edward norton yeah he was smoochy what a cast rest in peace and fakely really to robin williams yeah nick put me onto a great movie we watched it uh while we were recovering from our assholes exploding i couldn't call an uber yet because i my 15 minute uber ride i didn't know if i would seep and so yeah it was horrible we were laying around like two women that had just given birth like you can't move i think it was the closest to a period at least yeah because i was just cramping it oh

and we were just owing back and it was like that's yeah that's i could have told you that would happen anybody could have yeah yeah and uh you included yeah thank you you could have done that and uh we were both sitting on my couch comfortably it was big enough for both of us and nick yeah i remember I was like my thigh was kind of on yours, but I was also on both armrests. We weren't even in the same area code. And Nick was like, we got to watch

Starship Troopers. And I was like, come on, dude. This looks like shit. Go home and watch Starship Troopers. There was a moment in this movie. Horniest I've ever seen, Rudy. You too. Yeah. We were harmonizing with horniest I've ever seen, Rudy. You too. Yeah. We were harmonizing with horniest I've ever seen.

80s movie. 90s. Late 90s. 96. But it still holds up. It's really good. It's really campy. The book is fantastic as well. It's like an anti-war book, but there's a sex scene in it where the chick takes the guy's shirt off.

And as she's taking the shirt off sticks her tongue out and just licks the nipple on the way up the guy's nipple and rudy perched up on his couch on his little tiny couch like a gargoyle and he went it was a dude you need to watch it because she gets her tongue to such a point it looks like the end of a mechanical pencil. Just and that's never. I've never. Yes. It was also just the choreography and the unexpectedness, like the way she took the shirt off and did it in one.

It was a post battle. Fuck. It was. And it was frictionless. It was like it was like, oh, my. It was awesome. It was her tongue that was causing it. It was all her tongue.

It was such a good about because her titties were out and he could have sucked oh she she had tits out and she licked his nipple yeah yes on her way up to kiss him ruling mook I'm watching it right now I'm on X videos

it deserve it oh kind of sweet it took it took you just it took my breath away. See it starship. We cleared the bench like it was a 1999 dunk competition. It was like, yeah, it's Carter put his arm inside the room. It's over. Yeah.

You looking it up? No, I don't like. And she was like a bad girl, too. She was like, she's always she always wanted to fuck this guy. She was a sex pest. Yeah. But in an endearing way. You know, it's the girl.

It's like the misdirection. She out-haunted hot prime Brooke Shields because of that. Yes. What actress is it? Don't know. Do not know. I don't know. She's probably dead now.

She knew what she was doing. Maybe. He will look her up. It was just the misdirection because every movie sex scene is very similar. You never see a nickel. I always see he's a little Freudian. You never see a nick on a nipple. We were banging our chests like it was playing with the apes.

She's still alive and still looks good. Dina Miller. Dina Miller. Respect. Respect to Dina Miller. Yeah. She married an old guy. I hate that.

How many followers do you think dina miller has i don't know what her body 4200 54 000 112 000 oh she's been in some shit she deserves more she's still doing meet and greets for starship troopers oh my god are they gonna would she be at a comic is this a scene that made waves like people a lot of people are into it no i wonder if anyone's tweeted about it she's doing la convention at horror con at horror con la horror con horror con starship troopers johnny mnemonic saw saw two saw three saw four dragon heart crazy eight star trek nemesis she's been in them all she's in a saw movie saw one two three and four wow i can't do those one tweet gay guy he has the flag in his body uh in his name so i watched wait his name is legally it's like james gay flag his name is dart yeah yeah um i watched starship troopers

five times in the theater just for the shower is it a shower no the shower scenes earlier on but then he says i wanted to lick the reporter's recruits nipples oh he went way deeper than us i just i just searched starship troopers nipple okay no no no there's a there's a shower no one's ever tweeted about it then yeah but you watch it it'll open watch it tonight i watched death the smoochie okay i'm more of a lost in space guy um watch this yeah i will it's a classic and it holds up all right i watched uh no hard feelings with jennifer lawrence yeah nude scene on the beach chef's kiss but like it's not a sexy nude scene right she's like running around and stuff yeah but you still get jennifer lawrence nude she does i she i uh yeah i'm gonna date her. You're going to date her? Yeah. You guys have chemistry.

You think? I think you would. All right. You would know exactly what to say to her after she made you laugh. You would make her laugh harder. Yeah. I'd one-up her. I think you would.

You could make her. I could see you make her score. Then you'd purposely one-down her just to give her a moment and then three-up her. Oh, my God. And then what? I think it would work. I think you guys could play. All right.

She would say, I like you first. No way. No way. I'd break immediately. That's my issue, man. Again, June 28th. I'm a cancer. You know, I'm going to get my heart broken.

Oh, yeah. Fall too hard. You're what people think I am. Dyslexic. A fuck boy. You're what people think I am. Dyslexic? A fuck boy. I'm not a fuck boy. Look at me. I wear glasses. I've been out.

Yeah, you're right. I've seen him out. Alright, that's a new untold story. That's a new untold story. God bless.