A New Untold Story - ANUS 3:16 - The Science Far Jar Part 2

Episode Date: November 3, 2022

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Hey, A New Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon Music. A new untold story episode. Anybody? 316 stone cold wachita kansas you're gonna your mentions are gonna be fucked wachita sounds like a good looking girl cheetah yeah no it's wichita kansas or Worst state. I've done research on them for blogs in the past. So, you know, it's the 316. Yeah, their Wikipedia page is fucking ambient. It's boring, but they have a good Mount Rushmore of celebrities.

From Wichita? Yes. Give me one. One of the best running backs of all time. Barry Sanders. Yes. Oh, shit. Yes. Barry Sanders yes oh shit yes Barry Sanders

Wichita North legend one of the best hosts of all time for back reality TV oh reality TV more modern um

um the survivor guy yes Jeff Probst okay from Wichita one of the best guitarists of all time.

Van Halen? Not the best. One of the best. Like maybe a couple rungs or maybe one rung below Van Halen. One rung below Van Halen. Maybe not. Maybe close. Well, then this doesn't help me at all.

Joe Walsh. Joe Walsh. Was he an Eagle? Was he an Eagle? Who else was he in? I don't know who i don't know some new zealand band and then one of the best sitcom actresses he was in a new zealand band i think why would why would a kansas it was a star it was how do you what do you call from somebody from kansas a kansian yeah don't care no what is it a kansan a kansan yeah boring um and then one of the best sitcom actresses of all time we know kirstie alley oh yeah from chairs it's a big yeah it's a good

mount rushmore that's probably better than wichita top 50 state city in population anything else um so you said their wikipedia is like ambient but you're reciting their wikipedia when it's our goal to not put people to sleep right i'm okay wichita comes from the american word which i think it's like wichita okay which translates to the devil harvests his sinner at dawn. This is not true. I'm going to I'm I believed I was leery when when you

were saying all those famous people but which how do you spell Wichita W I C H I T A biggest city in Kansas which isn't saying much. I lived in Wichita Falls for two years. It's in Texas.

Is that the northern panhandle of Texas? It's right by Oklahoma City. So northern Texas, but... I mean, being the biggest city in Kansas, it's not saying much. It's like having the fattest ass. Wichita comes from Choctaw. The wettest pussy on the Santa Maria. Not an accomplishment.

Wichita just means big arbor or big platform. My bad. What did you think it was called? What did you think it meant? Wichitata, which is Native American for the devil harvests his sinner at dawn. What? If I Google that, the devil. Why would the Native Americans have a Christian meaning for a word?

What do you mean? I don't know. The devil isn't monotheistic. I mean, it's Christian. I Googled the devil harvests his sinner at dawn and there's nothing. Okay. Whatever. You just don't assume that.

It was deep in the Wikipedia page. You just don't assume. It's not. I'm asleep. It's not even. The old count, Kira Sedgwick. No, no. Which is in Sedgwick County, which is named after Kira Sedgwick.

There is no way a county is named after. No, it's not. No, it's not. Sedgwick County, Wichita, Kansas. But where's Kira Sedgwick. There is no way a county is named after her. No, it's not. No, it's not. Sedgwick County, Wichita, Kansas. But where's Kira Sedgwick from? I don't know. But there's just a Sedgwick County. We can turn this into a Wichita episode.

I have enough info. I know you do. But no, you don't because you're making shit up. The third thing you said was a blatant lie. Okay. Two truths. Today's episode is brought to you by GameTime. GameTime.

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How do you guess Barry Sanders so quickly? He wouldn't even be the top 10 that I would guess as far as best running backs of all time. He's the best. He was short, like 5'7". Inspired me to wear number 20 at St. Vincent's Football. Remember, I was wearing

20. I think I had two. That picture of you is the funniest thing of you as the running back. Yeah. We'll get that for... I remember 7th grade, I had two touchdowns and a big thank you in a fifth and sixth grade yeah they just let me play in that yeah no it was no barry sanders i think is i mean his career was short on his own accord um accord isn't i'm not talking about like when liz was on an accord when she was pummeled by a car yeah she's barely on it yeah instantaneous hit i think yeah she flew into a wells far that's what the guy said not on my accord gotta get her off of here yeah yeah um so uh this little run of of bit we've had going is

maybe the most divisive we've had the anus listeners in a really long time uh but we're in too deep. This is probably almost more divisive than the Reggie saga when we started the pod. The poop experiment. Yeah, this. No, this is the best. People. Yeah.

So it would be funny to cancel because we have Mook and Malasek here. Mook. We can. We actually. I was kidding. It's not the best. It's not the kind of stupid. stupid it was drawn out um yeah we don't have to do it unless there's too many elements in place what do you guys think can it or do it i think that it's it's bad form to cancel the experiment halfway through because you don't know what you're going to discover and

then who knows what we but wouldn't this be a funny prank that we just got malicek to do this and never do the experiment it would be very funny you're right you could correct it would be very funny objectively now we'll do it okay you guys are wearing the same costume but look so different yeah it's how did you guys obliged like a captive you guys put no fuss up especially you who pooped yeah you have he's the one who pooped yes he he you pooped in your house and kept the poop in your house you're at least mook is like kind of on the show yeah okay all right um i think what they because like youtube will probably take down human fecal matter right so that's why we have the solid cups we're gonna have like pft tommy in here uh to do a kind of like a pepsi coke challenge so if you guys would like to trisect the turd over there and

kyle we could talk about something else while they set up actually yeah well they set up a trisect one is as is one is with water and one is with cream soda yeah no i'm all i'm all about it looks like a bag of deer jerky that i would buy at like high school yeah yeah joe rogan would love that okay so we just you've just been you've been carrying around man turd dude all right put do you is there glove there's gloves in the kitchen. You have a studio apartment and it was just chilling there? Outside. Dookie

Houser. This is so gross. Did you say Dookie Houser? Dookie House. This is dumb. Go in the kitchen and get gloves. Because Kyle...

It smells bad. We did a special episode last week. A lot of time and effort put in. It's one of our fan favorite episodes is when we do fictional cruise, which is a play on the fictional debates that we did with Lights Camera.

He's using a spoon. You do it. Oh my God. That's so gross. Anyways, Kyle, that is gross. You ruined the whole episode.

How long has it been? Three a week. Yeah. What? You ruined the whole episode. Our whole special episode last week. Why? I don't know. You said you have a girlfriend. I ruined it whole episode, our whole special episode last week. Why? I don't know.

You said you have a girlfriend. I ruined it? Well, every comment on YouTube is girlfriend, girlfriend. Yeah, this is a problem. Yeah, yeah. It's not a problem. It's great. No, but it's like.

Yeah, I don't. The type of people. Girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend. Yeah, it's like, yeah, I don't. The type of people. Girlfriend, girlfriend. Yeah, it's. But I do. I'm relieved that I can talk about it now because your girlfriend was a if stop me if I'm going too far, was a very good collegiate tennis player. Rudy, you don't need the shirt over there. I don't think it stinks.

I can smell the poop. Wait, Jamal. I can smell poop, too. Wait, what? I don't think it stinks. I can smell the poop. Wait, Malasek, I can smell poop too. Wait, what? I think it's over. We already can smell it. Is this a week old? Should we get an apple? This smells like poop.

Wait, yeah, we need to postpone. This room just smells like poop. The experiment necessary... It's required that it loses its odor before... Malasek, this just smells like shit in this tiny little room. It's not a zero. It's like a three right now. No, bring it up.

Let me smell and I can rate it one to ten unbiased. It smells like feces in here. This was a zero on my part. The consistency, the texture is interesting. Don't do it. Oh! You said it was down to a 4 and a 1? That's a 9!

If you sniff right at it, that is a 9! What? Why would you say that's a 0? You've been updating us for a week! You've been like, it's 4.1, now it's 1.7, Now it's zero. You know what I think happened was it was.

What happened? Malisa, get it out of here. You opened it up. We should have. Jake. Were you just smelling the bag without opening it? Holy fuck. That smells fresh out of the ass.

No, when we broke it open, I think it was. When we broke it open, you think it, okay. Oh. That was a hypothesis. Yeah, it was like a glow stick. All right, we need to spray out the room and break out. We need to tell the other guys that they should go home. Malice, you got to get that out of here. What a bad idea.

I could not have, how did something like this backfire? How could this have happened? How could this have happened? How could this have happened? Alright, hold on. Let's take five. I need to spray. When you play the science game, sometimes there's unexpected

endings. Who would have thought the man turd would stink? It was the trisectionection or any section because i believe it the odor was dormant after four days yeah it's like a volcano or a mothra as soon as they cut into it the neural combustion created a chemical reaction rendering the bacteria to rejuvenate its odor. Yeah. So that makes sense. That was also one of my hypotheses. Yeah.

I think that's one for one, but that's still unfortunate. It's a shame. I feel Malasek is embarrassed. Malasek, he's getting mocked out there. You're turd stunk? You've been carrying around a piece of poop in your knapsack? Which is weird. Yeah, I guess looking back.

Somebody out there was like, why are you guys dressed as doctors? And I guess that's a good point, too. Why? Yeah, I think this is more of like you should have been in a lab coat, if anything. Dude, I went to like a doctor's. Yeah, okay. So be it. No, doctors make sense like a doctor's. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So be it. No, doctors make sense too.

They poop. Yeah. They poop. Looks kind of like a Tiffany piece. Yeah, it does. It's a nice Tiffany blue. Lake Somerville. But no, before that happened, I brought up the fact that you brought up that you have

a girlfriend. Jake just said I'm embarrassed. Texted the group. It took you that long? It took him a week of him sniffing his own turd in a cup to realize that he's embarrassed. I'm embarrassed, but not too badly. Okay, man. He's a good kid.

It's just his presentation. He looks like the douchiest frat guy in the world. Yeah. Like, he should be like... He should never even consider us as people. No. He should be out on the town. Yeah. He should be tearing up Hoboken. And he's not. He's not. I invited

to the bar the other day. Yeah. Me and my girlfriend. Yeah, see? Now there's a whole episode. And he just came. I was like, hey, you want to come by? And he came. We played beer pong, had a blast. Like he. He shouldn't be doing that. He should be fucking girls.

Shitting in his house for us. He's shitting in a cup and just sending us updates. It's a good feeling for me. Yeah, dude, for sure. The hierarchy finally. It's shifted. But no, your girlfriend was a good collegiate tennis player that's an understatement and so when i realized that kyle was talking to a girl

yeah this just happened to coincide so i was like oh okay so i got a new kyle can get a girl that you know was a pretty decent collegiate player. OK, I'm trying to do the conversion here. That means, OK, do I date like six collegiate tennis? But no, I'm going to have to shoot my shot with Venus Williams. If Kyle can woo a woman, a girl, that has played in college, had her college paid for, some of it, who could Nick get? He's dating one that played in college. Nick, probably Venus Williams. And it worked.

And it's somehow working. My conversion rung true it coincided i think what did i think we're in louisiana and i just we just started like dating yeah and that's when like the venus williams thing i was like yeah dude like a very good tennis player yeah this is my like yeah i have a new girlfriend tennis yeah yeah and i was like okay i could uh i could do that too i can play that game and i think it makes sense it's scaled proportionately yeah i wanted to make like an exchange rate joke with like the rwandan dollar but she was very good and i'm not i'm not like no venus was very good too too so I completely get where you're coming from they were both very

good they're both retired yeah I don't know I'd love to do a double date where we do like a doubles match that would be a good video Jesus I was wondering if she has a friend if we did a doubles match yeah that's actually a

good question because I've been playing she left some rackets at my place I'm hitting against the wall If we did a doubles match? Yeah. That's actually a good question because I've been playing. She left some rackets at my place. I've been hitting against the wall. Me and her versus you and Venus Williams. I think we would maybe... No, we would lose. Would you lose? I don't know how doubles works.

I would imagine we would both hit it to you every time and maybe we would win. But if I was up front, Venus... i don't i i think she venus is i think she could return a venus serve like to you and then then you'd be fucked you so you think you'd beat beat us yeah i'm gonna dm venus right now yeah and i want to be like would want to, if you're ever in New York City. We'll put it in fours. What do you mean? We'll put the group, we'll do a four-way group chat. Do you have her number? Do you have Venus Williams' number? I don't have her number.

Because I have my girlfriend's number. I don't have, no, no. No, but that's fine. Like I said, you win some, you're dating a girl and you have her number. Your girlfriend was a decent tennis player mine was significantly better both retired though both retired um combined what two wimbledon's between yours and my girlfriend uh jesus i know more about your girl five wimbledon oh you're right yeah thank you seven

grand slam. Your girl will have that at a Denny's. Nah, she's not fat. That joke would make more sense if you had a fat girlfriend. Or a girlfriend that liked breakfast. If I ever have a fat girlfriend, if I break up with her and I rebound with a Kirstie Alley type, don't make that joke. Would you be mad at me? If I had an actual fat girlfriend i knew deep down and you made that joke that would well how deep down would you have to know that she's overweight like i think i know deep down that she's yeah like here's the alien cheers like

deep down you know she's fat and now we know for a fact she's objectively from Wichita, Kansas, as well as. No. So you actually as well as you've been on the come up because did you see that video Carl posted? He was like interviewing a girl at his red light. He went up to her car and she's like, oh, you're at Barstool. KB's cute. Did you see that? I saw the caption, click the video and I couldn't. I just don't want to. Yeah. It's awkward. Yeah you see that? I saw the caption, clicked the video,

and I couldn't, I just don't want to, it's awkward. Yeah, it is awkward, I'm sure. But then I had me, I was like, okay, then what's the exchange rate for me?

It'll have to be Carl, like doing something at like a model run. So you were like, yeah, you're at a red light in suburban Chicago. What would be mine? It would have to be like,

fuck. Fuck, rudy who are you dating who am i yeah just he's dating dating just like the game of tennis yeah i was thinking it'd be funny to anna kornikova's yeah what if you're one of your girlfriend's friends started dating like khabib namurga madoff is that he say his name uh the fighter fighter he's the greatest wrestler is he not oh yeah no he was uh but pretty good at wrestling uh greatest wrestler who is it i don't even fucking know what What? Is it the Iowa kid? Of all time? But the one that she would... Yeah, I know what you mean.

Yeah, yeah. That would be a tough situation for you to be in. Even worse so than the one that has been painted here. Yeah, I'm content. Seems to be. No, it's cool. We're both kind of... You and I... This is both kind of you and I.

This is a fact. You and I both flirt with very good tennis players. You could have. Yours is in college. No, you had other priorities, right? You wanted to get into the finance world and get like a real job and hated the ground. OK, right. Right. What?

No, she she. Yeah, it's fine. No, you Okay. Right. Right. What? No, she, she, yeah, it's fine. No, you could have, right? If you just didn't, that wasn't your priority. If it's your priority, you have to dedicate your entire life to pro tennis. Yeah. Right. Yeah. No, I'm going to send a DM to set up a doubles.

I'll see if she'd do a doubles match. That'd be a good video. Probably get a couple. It would be good. A lot of views. I bet that'd be really fun. If you could set that up, set it up now. I'll see if she'd do a doubles match. That'd be a good video. Probably get a couple. It would get a lot of views. I bet that'd be really fun. If you could set that up, set it up now. What's the last DM you've sent? It was a bear. What? It's been. No,

I have not sent. I have not sent in a while. There we go. Well, you haven't sent or she hasn't sent. She she responded last. I have not. OK, I'll ref and then Malicek and Mook can be the ball boys. Yeah, we could maybe you guys could they'll get the costumes wrong somehow they'll be dressed as like nba refs yeah um uh hey v uh if you're ever in nyc NYC I'd love to set

up a doubles match you and I and my co-host and his girlfriend are you going to give her credential or maybe I should be like, his girlfriend will be

there too, implying that she's mine. A doubles match. You and I versus... Yeah, yeah. Link, like, her credential. I'm going to say her name. Yeah, link her credentials too. So she knows she's legit.

Last name, correct? Maybe not just her name i'm going maybe link and like say her accolades like school yeah i'm glad that you went with co-host i thought you were on a collision course with a buddy nobody uh for a video i would know don't say for a video oh unless it'd be sponsored by her brand. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Sent. All right.

I have no qualms just messaging her as if I'd message anybody else now. Well, you have a rapport. I guess I do have a rapport. You have the psychological freedom of knowing that this is so ridiculous that you can say whatever. It's a good feeling. I should probably send another good pickup line though once we get closer. I've been thinking of tennis pickup lines. What?

Like will you let me raw dick? You? Will you let me raw dick you? That's a good start. Thanks man. Apparently Federer and Nadal are both gay. What? You could have never guessed.

The two legends. Yeah. Well, you could have guessed. Probably. They're tennis players after all. It's one of the toughest sports. Toughest to play. But like, I don't know.

The women. Easy. Easy. Easy as fuck. Anyways, did you write the news this week? I didn't. No, neither did I. I did not. You didn't write the fucking news, dude?

Last week we talked about a show with PFT, an NFL show. Some people have been asking about that. We recorded it and got it done. It just never came out. So that sucked. Yeah, it was whatever. It happens. Yeah.

It's all love. It's all love. But anyways, at least we have this show to get. In tennis terms. It's all of zero. Zero. Zero. Shit.

Like the best digger at holes at Camp Green Lake. Hector Zeroni. NFL news. The Denver Broncos. Rudy's team finally gets a win over in London. It was an exceptionally hot day in the London outdoors, and it was seven hours ahead of Denver's time zone. Maybe that's the trick for Russell Wilson, because he has experience with future sun rays. Oh, wow. Yeah. Well, he was up seven i bet he missed sierra don't make soda jokes backwards backwards soda backwards soda

what wait what's soda backwards uh dues a dude it's a crossword thing yeah facts we'll get into that we're getting that oh yeah um no but denver is the most penalized team in the nfl after that game six times last week alone penalized they're they're penalized uh the most i think 70 penalties uh it was funny because uh the game was in in l London. They call the penalty flags penalty sligarettes. There. That's what they call them in England. It's acceptable over there to call it that. You guys ready for a really bad joke?

Yeah. I guess you could just rewind the podcast and listen to that again. Or you can stay tuned. In NBA news, Warriors Jordan Poole was called for a carry three times yesterday. I was called for a carry

three times too when I forgot to return my favorite Stephen King novel to the library. They asked me to return carry. They called me thrice. The public library called me thrice.

They called me for Carrie. And they're pretty lenient, too. They're not too strict about the war. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. October's over. And Netflix announced that Stranger Things, for the first time ever, had a recent surge in Germany. The show blew up in popularity over the past month as it became the most viewed show in the country.

Episode one of Stranger Things has been viewed eight million times in October alone. The first episode, if you guys don't remember, features Eleven escaping her captors as they scream for her to come back. This would be terrifying to watch as you never want to hear the pilot yelling 9-11. Yeah. While we're on the topic of television, creator

of the new medical drama Good Sam has gone on record saying that the titular character, Dr. Sam Griffith, was the smartest, wittiest television doctor of all time. Forget about the ditzy JD from Scrubs, the airheaded Meredith Gray, or that fool house. Wait. Wait. Wait. Oh, wait a second. What?

Fuck this. Stop. I don't want to have a fucking ending for that. I get too mad at myself. I hit the camera every time. It's impressive. You have any jokes, Kyle? Not jokes. This is grim.

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Still drinking it. It's the best. anytime drink because it was my first soco online that's what i got into still drinking it uh we were called liars when you were in the prosthetic they were like that was a twelve thousand dollar prosthetic that looks like shit and it did look like shit but tyler you were in the meeting it was the prosthetic oh yeah but it was it was that price though it was it was very high i think we probably got ripped off that i don't believe that was 12 000 there's just no way there's no way i mean the six hour labor maybe of like putting it on combined with like your whole cost there is no way she's probably in a union yeah there's something there yeah it's uh dude uh yeah it's dude go to like skid row and

I got your net worth on my head more you're going to get jumped like for a chain there's going to be some dude wearing a wearing that head yeah Aqib Talib ripped it off somebody in an NFL game

give me that do you have any jokes assumed i assume people in skid row had twelve thousand dollars wait yeah you assume skid row the average income of skid row is 12 grand those are homeless people right yeah i couldn't think of like a poor place you could have just said that wasn't like a completely broke. Yeah, I guess you would. Twelve thousand. That's like a part time sub.

Probably six. No, I actually have made exactly twelve thousand. My first year of grad school, I was in a certificate program, a thousand dollar stipend a month. Every month. It's OK. Wait, re-say the joke then. I would go back to like the early intervention certificate program at Kent State and be like, I have your net worth on my head.

Look at me. Look at you. Look at me and look at you. I was in your shoes once. Speaking of poor, this is actually sad. Oh. Hong Kong's shoebox residents struggle amid sweltering heat and ultra-cramped living conditions. There's a big public housing scarcity in Hong Kong.

Those shoebox houses are insane. Yeah, they're called the coffin houses. Up to 1% of Hong Kong's poorest residents are forced to live in one-room shoebox cubicles that are barely over 100 square feet sometimes they have kids so there's multiple people in the unit um i don't know that doesn't sound that bad to me life in a box poor in china one percent China. One percent. Life in a box. I got you. And you pour in China. You pour it in China like a bowl.

Sounds like the start of a delicious bowl of multigrain breakfast cereal. I'm sure they have more than enough room or only enough room to spoon. So they have a mountain out of them. Sometimes it's the way you look at it. Inspiring, man. Baseball. Sports. The Phillies blanked the Stroh 7-0 in Game 3 with Alec Boehm hitting the 1000th home run in world series history.

Wow. You probably know this MOOC, which is a crazy comeback story for the third baseman. Back in April, most Phillies fan, Philly, back in April, most Phillies fans considered Boehm a bust after he made three errors in one

game. And now bam, Boma bust after he made three errors in one game. And now, bam, he's lacing piss missiles in the World Series for the Philz. Man, a Philz bust in April and then bam? Sounds like the start of my favorite jackass character. Took some leaps. No, not at all, actually. Yeah, that was actually kind of there.

Kind of right to itself. Right there. Football. Football. Frank Reich named Sam Ellinger. Is that how you say it? Yeah, Sam Ellinger.

As the Colts' starting quarterback for the rest of the season over veteran star Matt Ryan. Wait, can you do this in a sports radio voice? Yeah, welcome back. Frank Reich, named Sam Ellinger. You good? You sound like you're in Doug. Frank Reich, named Sam Ellinger, as Colts to QB for the rest of the season

over veteran star Matt Ryan? What now? There's rumors that Ryan is done with the Colts and he's looking to be traded? He's expressing frustration with sitting the bench? Like, Ryan Dunn

struggles with sitting? Sounds like the result of the infamous toy car up the butt stunt from 2002's jackass the movie oh shit are we gonna do jackass news jokes now yes we're switching okay uh neiland stadium was electric on saturday you had trouble losing the voice it had to fade out neiland stadium is these motherfuckers that's all they're talking about yeah yeah neiland stadium you might get poached by like uh the fan it's all you need to do is just pretend to know or care yeah i got the facts neiland stadium was electric on saturday as fans of the number two ranked tenn Tennessee Vols celebrated a win over

Florida while mocking them by doing the gator chomp throughout the game. Knoxville fans enjoying number two and laughing at the Gators? Sounds like they are particularly and justifiably partial to Johnny Knoxville's poo cocktail stunt from Jackass Season 1, Episode 1, as well as his alligator tightrope stunt from 2002's Jackass the Movie. Football! Did you just watch Jackass? Yeah, I love Jackass. I just binged it. Joe Burrow was voted Sports Illustrated for Kids' Coolest Player in the NFL

for the second straight year, despite continuous backlash toward the publication for white favoritism and racial biases. I mean, say what you want about his accomplishments as a football player, but who the fuck is pretending that Joey is uncool? DJ, Stephanie and Michelle. fuck is pretending that joey is uncool dj stephanie and michelle yeah there we go there it is full house yeah full house you gotta end on a full house oh you want to see i don't think maresh was thinking uh his girlfriend like screen prints she uh she sells on etsy like uh what's that really expensive grocery store in la whole foods no it's way no no it's the really expensive one like thousands and thousands of dollars the totes you get if you want to take a like a a bag home you know if you

don't like have your own bag you can't use plastic bags there anymore the tote itself is 150 dollars so she sells like the knockoff totes but she made maresh this shirt because maresh what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean it was a it's 150 that's how much it is if you're at the grocery store like if it's filled with like a lot of no if you just want merchandise and products no if you just want the tote air one it's like a designer grocery air one air one e a fucking pyramid scheme yeah and but like the their bags their reusable bags are 150 each so she makes like fake ones it's sick what is the appeal of the bags that make them so much it has the name of the company has the name air one on it they're just like yeah bergen yeah yeah it's insane so people like use them after they go

to the store like another right but if you go grocery shopping there and you don't bring your bags they you have to buy you have to buy that 150 each nuts but she screen prints and she made maresh this shirt but he gave it to me and i don't think he was thinking like it's sick this is like an air wand shirt no no she screen prints and that's what she usually makes oh she has the pod what does it say it says yeah i have a pod and then it says pretty oversized dick but now if anybody asks where i got it uh i'm just gonna say maresh's girlfriend because that's true she gave it to you yeah um no one's girlfriend is safe on this podcast yeah it seems like it she doesn't play she's not like a Wimbledon champ. I'm out of her league.

Nah, she's great. Yeah, Muppet Treasure Island. So, there was... First off, a... I'm glad Kyle didn't hear that. What'd you say? Did you say you have a Muppet tattoo? Muppet Treasure Island. What's that? My favorite. it's my favorite comedy movie is that the the muppets there's a handful of them featured in this favorite

comedy movie you should watch it when you go home it holds up actually all of you watch muppet treasure island you go home the humor second to none muppets are hilarious the songs are great yeah i got a muuppet Treasure Island tattoo. It's healing. For being a Muppets tattoo, it's a Hawkeye tattoo. Thanks, man. What the fuck? Let me see it. Pretty sick. Oh, that just looks like a

hand. Yeah. It looks like a Japanese flag. It does. No, it's a black spot. Spend a lot of money, huh? Who? You. No. Balling out a little bit. no it's a black spot spend a lot of money huh who you no man

I'm balling out a little bit I have all kinds of tattoos it's about time yeah it's good shit you're balling out that's lululemon you're wearing I noticed it's a distinct pattern

looks like the pattern scuba divers wear when sharks when you want sharks to bite you yeah I just just just bought it yeah it looks good

throw it right on yeah and you've been confident in your body because those are tough to wear actually i'm not gonna wear a white t-shirt i gotta put this hoodie back on white t-shirts show every nook and cranny so a is violet beauregard popular because i i did yeah there was a look she is okay i didn't know that because a lot of people i don't think we could take credit for no i'm not taking credit for it because a lot of people like some like celebrities even were dressed as violet beauregard yeah but like we i've just never i don't know i never watched the movie i just didn't know when we brought up the name i like i wouldn't

expect most people to know the girl's name from Willy Wonka that turned into a blueberry and her last name. There's a lot of Violet Beauregard's, but there were there were Bethany Hamilton's. I know some like three for us, which is cool. Yeah, thank you. But there was one. How about the guy that looked exactly like you, but he still chose to go as me for Halloween? That rocks. The same like face. The same exact face as rocks. He had the same face, facial hair.

He was like, I should be Nick. He went as Nick and the girl went as Violet Beauregard. There's two of us on the show and he looked exactly like you. And his girl had hair that was my color and lol. Yeah. His girlfriend, yeah, preferred you. Which is a theme, I guess. But a lot of people... No, one tiktok when is bethany hamilton yeah uh it was like a like a reveal like a switch no arm surfboarder viral like whoa tiktok

all the comments were destroying her like saying it's like yeah let's not do this like what are you doing like saying it's not sensitive soon too soon yeah someone said that that was one of the top comments like i went through a lot of the comments they were like pretty you know like unanimously against it this is her just like dressing up as a playful costume maybe even like paying homage to bethany yeah and we just like we uh we made not kind of like it kind of made me like feel bad yeah but i saw that video did you see that bethany hamilton duetted it and she was she liked it oh yeah i was kidding I didn't feel bad oh okay I thought it was kind of awesome that like we're like we're just doing it we got some serious

edge to us yeah dude um we uh we shot that football show yesterday and it's sponsored by like a very like bougie designer cookie company. Crumble. Yeah. Each cookie is probably like ninety dollars. That's what it looked like. They're pretty hot. They're pretty expensive.

Yeah. But we're Hank was like, you guys are going to lose this sponsor because our first joke is like an abortion joke. Our second joke is about Casey Anthony. Our third joke is we hit the blueprint, the entirety of it. Yeah. Yeah. So that's... It's going to be a short run on that, I think. We'll see.

Oh. We were doing crosswords on Rudy's stream last night. Rudy's Twitch stream. Yeah. You couldn't make it because you were at the Rangers game. Oh, overtime win. Yeah, which I couldn't make because I had a depressive episode. You can't just use that as an excuse because people worry.

I know it's like Brandon asked him to go to the game and Kyle's like, nah, man, I'm in the middle of a depressive episode. And Brandon like came to me. He's like, Hey man, have you talked to Kyle?

I'm like, God damn it. We're perfect. Gaz also came up to me. He's like, Hey, have you talked to Kyle? Perfect.

My mom texted me about it. Perfect. What'd she say? Because I'm just so tired of just not wanting to do things. But then they come to me. Having to get out of it. And that's the ultimate excuse. I'm like, sorry.

I'm really struggling with depression right now. Or I think I perfected it by saying a depressive episode. Because the general just I'm depressed, that seems like kind of fraudulent. But you are lying. But I said, no, I'm amidst a depressive episode. I think that is the tier one. That's the one of one. If you were drafting excuses, that would be the number one.

I'm in the midst of a depressive episode? Yes. Why? What do you mean? That's the best excuse. If you said that to me, I'd say, no, you aren't. I don't know. That's the best excuse.

And no, you wouldn't. Yes, I would. Because Brandon, because you confronted me about it. Like, you were like, are you okay? Because Brandon was like, he seemed upset. Exactly. And I method acted like the two days leading up to that excuse because i've been i was trying to use that excuse on someone else for a different reason but it fell into my lap so i'm

like i'm gonna like wait what do you mean it fell into your lap i'm gonna actually get depressed i'm gonna no i'm gonna like i have to get out of something soon what was the thing like a week ago i can't say it i had i'm gonna act sullen and then when when it comes i know they'll ask me this when the day gets there and i will have the perfect excuse in my back pocket. A depressive episode. I'm not depressed. I have a lot to look forward to. I'm amidst the episode.

That's like the worst. That's like the best excuse ever. Because then you don't have to fake it. Because if you're just depressed, that's your life. You can't just go. You can't just avoid everything. But if you're amidst an episode of depression you're that let's put that to the test i'm going to try to use that

the ultimate excuse i would say that it might have a little bit too much legwork in terms of the acting and the repercussions whereas if you just say you have diarrhea no that's all automatically fake if i had diarrhea and i wanted to do something, I would still do it. Yeah. Diarrhea isn't as big of a hang up as people. We're caught in the old ways of diarrhea where it still kills people. Diarrhea, in fact, feels better than just a regular bowel movement. It does feel.

What percent of your bowel movements are diarrhea? Probably like 7%. Yeah. Oh, mine's like it's what percent of your bowel movements are diarrhea probably like seven percent yeah oh mine's like 50 yeah oh no you gotta switch it up you gotta get regular uh yeah i've been bad i uh i've been eating a lot of uh pumpkin seeds maybe it's because you took out maybe it's because you took out the jamba juice oh my body's rejecting me not having ice cream for breakfast every morning yeah yeah dude i'm unhealthier because i stopped having a bowl of ice cream every morning. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. If you're ever in a depressive episode for real, use BetterHelp.

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somebody searched me because i was new on the show my resume was the first thing that popped up phone number address uh they were making fun of me because I was trying to be funny on my resume. It was like eight times second place fantasy football finisher, which is true. That's impressive. Yeah, mine's out there. I get texts a lot. I get a lot. I don't mind that too much, but it's created a problem where every time I see a number pop up on my text messages that I don't have saved, I just ignore it.

So if someone I know is trying to contact me, then I wouldn't know. Yeah. Yeah. It's tough because every once in a while I'll get a text from somebody that I probably do know. Still, I say ignore it. Yeah. It's tough. Yeah. I mean, I. But a text from somebody that I probably do know. Still, I say, ignore it. Yeah. It's tough.

Yeah. I mean, I. But yeah, you doxed yourself yesterday. But you tweeted out eight digits of your phone number when the phone number is nine digits. We did. And your voicemail is your voice. I didn't account for that. So, yeah, the point was, is that if we didn't complete a crossword in 30 minutes as a group then i would have to tweet out nine digits on my phone number thus leaving a little bit of a barrier between me and but like you your phone number leaking you're probably it's probably just got a bunch of titty photos

no i wish it wasn't we were playing crosswords oh you got no titty photos yeah so yeah there was imagine the audience of somebody watching three guys play a crossword. Yeah. What's the BMI of that audience? I don't know. It's either like zero percent body fat or all of the like 100 percent. Yeah. But it was the it was the most fun I've had in a while, to be honest. Oh, yeah. Rudy streams are fun. It was a cavalcade of fun. Even the doxing wasn't that bad. i realized after the fact that i get i got a good amount not so much that it ruined my life but i then realized that if you self-dox and you get no

phone calls that is a bad place to be that would be so embarrassing it's like you you leak your phone number and don't get a call yeah no that no, that would have been embarrassing. Yes. Mook, tweet out your phone number. Everybody else has done it. But to me, the most jaw-dropping part of the whole ordeal was that as we finished the last one, which we already had failed to finish in 30 minutes, my stream somehow managed to crash, but not fully crash.

So what ended up happening was I was disconnected from my own stream, but it was still continuing, thus leaving K guys were yeah thus leaving kb tommy austin and clemmer to run the stream and i had to call into my own show which was worse than being self-doxed what a crew of yeah do we i was i've never felt that way in my life just so excited and enamored by it like a like a collective goal how was it all were you guys all on your own computer no so we just uh kyle and austin were sharing i didn't think about the uh the audiences does clemmer ever get his fingers like stuck in between the keys he could get his whole body in yeah

where's clemmer oh he's between uh alton option dude there's plenty of room for you to get out it was clemmer clemmer like just lives under the space bar. But yeah, it was a ton of fun. We just collectively did a cross, which is something that we do for an audience of zero. And it was a ton of fun. One unfortunate caveat to it is that we cannot look at the chat, which is maybe the most fun part of Twitch. Yeah, that's the fun part. So we couldn't.

Oh, disagreed. I despise what people have to say it just throws me off it's rarely like it no chat's fun they have some good good jabs i like a creative jab what you could have we we met we had a rule where you there's no cheating yeah by any no it's an honorable crew. Jesus. But yeah. God. But it is funny.

It was funny to think about them just knowing the answers, screaming them into the void. They weren't. They weren't. They weren't. I'll be honest. They maybe knew like a few, but. I'll come clean right now. One of the last clues that we were stuck on was a 1970s.

What was it? No one knew Rio Lobo, the John Wayne movie from 1970. So in a panic state, I folded and looked at the chat because I did not want to dox myself. And that is why I was so hung up on hog Lobo, which was just patently false. What do you mean?

So somebody lied to you. Wait, so wait, so a, you cheated. Yes. And he cheated wrong. By definition.

And someone was typing in hog Lobo. Yes. And yeah, because I was wondering, you would not get the g out of there i was like it's not gonna end and it's not gonna be something something g lobo and at that time you kept you yes so you cheated yeah okay you're done oh no i'm not wait are you is you you're done with the crossword streams that is just that is by definition cheating first of all i knew we weren't gonna get there anyway i was desperate we got there anyway not in maybe not in time but that was the point was we finished on our own or so i thought also why don't you start your own stream subconsciously i was rudy you you looked at

the chat i knew i knew that after four seconds it was wrong hog lobo hog lobo cannot be right that's all right listen i understand that this is a a violation but i'm the one that runs the i'm the one that runs the crossword i'm the i'm the i am the one on the keys yeah i hope this doesn't slow our relationship it might he's gonna hold it against you crosswords you said today they are the only things that bring me joy. And it sucks. Yeah. It's kind of sad. It is.

I was at that bachelor party in Charlotte and I plugged in my computer to the TV and all the fellas played crosswords. Yeah. Till like 4 a.m. I convinced myself I was suffering from some type of serotonin syndrome from MDMA abuse in like 2017. But no, like that, I, that was all of the serotonin I could have gotten. That was like pure excitement and joy and bliss.

When it clicks, it is pure nirvana. Do you think making crosswords is fun? Do you think the artists have fun? Fucking hell. I think it's not fun. I think old school. That's not hell. I think old school making crosswords probably wasn't.

Wait, what's, oh wait, what do you mean? Like chiseling it into stone? No, I mean, I think now that they have's not hell. I think old school making crosswords probably was. Wait, what's. Oh, wait. What do you mean? Like chiseling it into stone? No, I mean, I think now that they have computer programs that you can plug in certain things and it will it'll generate a result. Whereas back in the day before the. Oh, no way. I bet you they just like wrote a word and then they're like, all right, I'm going to go down.

Like there was no rhyme or reason, I bet. Yeah. But I'm saying like before the computer, I think it was much more satisfying. Now, who's the who's the crossword author? Will he's a cheeky bitch he is a cheeky he's cheap yeah yeah it's one of those this is going to be the least relatable this podcast has ever been fuck it crossword talk yeah someone i it was like a friend of a friend or someone i was talking about crosswords i brought it up unsolicitedly and like brought up my scores and like my streaks it's awesome you have your stats and yeah and yeah i brought up my scores and my streaks. It's awesome. You have your stats and everything.

Yeah, I brought up the stats. And they were like, oh, I'm not into crosswords, but I'm into word searches. What? You can't compare the two. A word search? A word search where you just look at the word and then you find it and then you do a little circle around it? The hardest part is trying to make a a straight looking circle around the word. That's what you're doing?

But you're trying to relate to me. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are, they're always compared. No, they're all, they were like, yeah, I feel you. I was talking about, yeah, like I was kind of self-deprecating. Yeah, like my biggest hobby is crosswords. Like, yeah, I feel you.

I like word searches. What? You like word searches? Yeah. That's like somebody that's into architecture and then somebody's like, yeah, I like to do jigsaw puzzles. Less. It's like you like...

Yeah, that's like the person who looks at everything they see and reads it like Red Bull. That's the person on vacation who will just read the signs. People confuse crosswords with word searches all the time, too. Oh, my God. I guess it kind of makes sense. How so?

No! You have to create the word yourself. I can see the comparison. They're always in the same books. No! They're in the same section. They're both word games. It's like you just saw the word Santa Claus diagonally.

That takes no skill. You just happen to come across with diagonally. That takes no skill. You just happen to come across with your eyes. Okay, rank these. Sudoku, crossword, connect the dots, and word search. And then the highlights picture find. That rules. That's actually up there.

Sudoku, Sudoku, it takes skill, but it's boring. Numbers are boring. the word search though do you think we could do a whole new podcast that's just on word search on uh crosswords would it be the least list would that be the topic of would that be the most boring podcast in the world you would think yes yes the i damn but the our reaction as a group to crosswords and how happy the chat was most of the people that reached out to me via docs were like that was amazing reach out via docs they were like yeah there was like that was like it's exhilarating as a super bowl and it's like so i think that like people like the proof is in the put i don't think people understand that it's exhilarating as a Super Bowl. And it's like, so I think that like people like the proof is in the pudding. I don't think people understand that.

It's you think of crosswords. You think of an elderly man with his newspaper. It's a young man's game. It's a young man's game. It's like pop a shot. It is. Yeah. Thing is.

Yeah. Some of the best compliments I've ever received are from docs. People who got my docs to number. Yeah. And I can't respond as i don't want to encourage this behavior but yeah they're good people yeah well now they'll know that's nice that's sweet yeah yeah if you could talk to me yeah just if i dox myself which i have same feel free to say hi swing through my place don't do that yeah don't do that don't do that um Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. Again, not again.

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Nobody knew. Nobody knew what was wrong with it. And then we had to give our money back. Well, not out but bars to give the money back for the ad people people have no hold on let me get let me get through this first uh thanks to ridge wallet the ultra slim minimalist wallet holds up to 12 cards plus room for cash over 30 colors and styles including carbon fiber and burnt titanium. RFID blocking technology. You know what that is, Kyle?

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And then if you go to Ridge.com, which is awesome. They secured that. They were in deep with Danica Pletcher. The way the letters are spaced out on the keyboard. Ridge.com? How is that available? How did they get that? They want,

they have been a go daddy as soon as that site launched. Uh, use code untold 10% off untold your order. And people ask me, do you have to, do I have to capitalize every letter of a no, it could just, just type in untold 10% off.

How do you know that? Well, it's, it has it in all caps. How do you know you don't have to do that? You don't have to. Are you sure? Yeah. Cause someone asked me and I told them no i guess yeah maybe you do

but like why would they ask me why wouldn't you just try both it would take three seconds someone did ask me that the other day i didn't even think about how stupid of a question that is why didn't you just take the time to try both or try the one first? Try the lowercase first. That's what I'm talking about. People's attention spans are ruined. I'm not like saying I'm impervious to this fucking epidemic. But have you guys been on TikTok?

And if you've seen. It took me a while to realize what they were going for but it'll be like a comedian stand-up clip on one half the other half is like a video game of like a race yeah like a car racing and i always wonder what the fuck is this i realize it's because people's attention span is so low they can't like and it works on me they can't deal with 15 seconds of a story so they have to see like a video game also dude i watched like a and it works i was like yes i love watching the car and then i saw like a lewis c or like a where's the gta clip i saw a bill burke clip with the kinetic sand and i was like yeah this is great

because when he's like inhaling i look down at the sand it It's bad. Yes. A 15 second joke. And they need to put like a fucking need for speed clip. It's just like, Hey, don't keep you. You got this. You can make it through the punchline. You can make it to the punchline.

Watch this car going off a ramp. Yeah. And it's a joke. Those are like inherently enjoyable. You know, you're going to laugh at the end. It took me so long to realize what that was. I was like,

what am I supposed to like, is something going on in this clip this video game dude it's always like the one game with the knife that cuts through stuff and you have to press do you have do you get that oh yeah then it's like the oddly satisfying videos that that's where we're at and it works it works yeah the one that's wait why don't we do that on this why don't we do it on the pod we should this later yeah it? We should. The video, yeah. It should be someone playing fucking Minecraft. Yeah. The one that targeted me is Shane Gillis jokes,

and then the backdrop is someone playing Skate 4. Yeah. Yes. That is insane. I did that once, and it was our best viewed clip. What do we do? Oh, yeah. What do we have in the background we had a stick figure fight in

the background yeah it was our most viewed clip it is coming from accounts that you can tell like are like older it's like a meme account it's older people who have knowledge on social media they researched it and that's all their clips are just doing that to profit off of yeah dude or the uh the the press pressing shit yep oh like that yeah what is it called a hydraulic i have a clip for rediscovering america that comes out tonight and it was 40 seconds why don't we just that needs to be 20 seconds i mean i don't want to like get barstool as a whole is going to find out about this phenomenon soon and all of our videos are going to be like yeah interspersed with yeah like a a rude goldberg well it are going to be like interspersed with, yeah, like a Rue Goldberg.

It's going to infiltrate porn. Yes. Imagine. Yeah. Imagine. It will. Dude, imagine going to the movie theater and there's just a second thing going on. No, that's what's going to happen.

Yeah. Because if it works for us, it's obviously like working to the nth degree with kids. Yes. So this is going to take over all of media. It's going to be a side by. Dude, no one's going to tell a story. What if it's like a book and then there's just like another story happening? It's like a half and half book.

Or like really important shit, like a presidential address. Yeah, with like roadblocks going on in the corner. They tune in. I don't even know if I'm mad about it i don't i'm not well it's it's a it's a paradox because like you it does work and then you simultaneously feel stupid but it keeps your attention yeah it does right it's it's a cheat code mo Mook, for like, start posting clips. Just don't even show our faces. Like 75% of the screen is like a jet set radio future. Yeah. Subway surfers. Jet pack joyride. What's your favorite like easy to watch like clip?

Skate 4. Yeah, I like the skate video. Skate's good. The ones when they fall off the cliff. Oh, the cars. Yeah, the cars with different gravity. Yeah. Oh, yes.

Yeah. That's a popular one. Oh, do a scaling video. So it's like, this is like the RMS Titanic. This is a battleship destroyer. Those are good. Yeah, that'll work. Because they'll have to wait to the end.

They got to see what the biggest ship is. Tetris. Tetris. Oh, dude. Tetris itself holds my attention, though. If someone did one with like a crossword being filled out, no misses, I would. Dude, we should have met crossword Tetris. So when you drop it down, you have to fill out the word to get rid of the line.

Oh, shit. That's cool. Barry Sanders highlights. Yes. Yeah, we'll do it all. And even do it over this clip. This one. Yeah,

that's good. Yeah. Two of our podcast clips right on top. Just talking at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. No. And it's,

it's, I'm a victim. It works. I think one of my friends was like telling me a story and I was like, what the fuck about something he did? And I was was like what the fuck is going on dude where's the fucking minecraft where's the fuck it was just a simple story yeah and i was like jesus dude and it was very good why can't i see anybody mining right now for diamond fighting the what is the elder dragon what's the boss in minecraft i've never played it oh it rocks yeah i've never played it looks

cool they're doing like minecraft is very fun um i don't know i got distracted oh it's like the same thing that's like all people like are always on their phones yeah it's awesome i love yeah on my phone every time someone's oh your head's buried your phone yeah like i can access anything i want yeah what are you doing i get so pissed when i'm like on a flight and someone is just sitting what are you doing even at a restaurant in between bites like what are you doing yeah look at your phone it has everything on it yeah what do people say like unplugged uh or you're looking at your phone and somebody's like i'm not wasting time i'm accessing fucking ruben drones wikipedia page now i know that he

had 1400 yards in one season for the browns but only two two touchdowns. And that's that's what I'm doing. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, my head's in my phone. Hell yeah. I'm bettering myself. I don't need. Yeah. Do you do you pull out phone?

I catch myself like mid conversation. I just look at my phone. I'm still listening. I do that constantly and I feel bad, but then I can't look away. Yeah. It's like the ring. I haven't seen the ring. No, it's like the Lord of the Rings.

Oh, why didn't you just say that? That's a horror movie that I thought you were talking about. Yeah. Surely you could understand my confusion there. I'm just, I thought I was talking to a real fan. No one just says the ring when talking about the ring from Lord of the Rings. It is a popular show. But if you're talking about Lord of the Rings and then you said the ring,

they don't have the monopoly. They don't have a monopoly on the ring. No, I would have thought the scary movie, the doorbell cam, uh, then maybe Lord of the Rings. I mean,

maybe I'm in the throes of it. I'm watching the rings of power right now. Okay. Lord of the Rings, Batty, three letters. Oh, R C orc.

Always in crosswords. Always that an auntie yeah aunt oh yeah um yeah cool episode 316 wichita anything else you want to go off your chest no all right