A New Untold Story - Ash Burgers - A New Untold Story: Ep. 345

Episode Date: May 25, 2023

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Merch manager Pilar here with us BM BM Well no she just said same I think her official title is Brand manager right? Yeah Pilar you didn't want to do this, but we sold 100 shirts.

You sold over 100 shirts, so I'm really proud of you guys. Thank you so much. We're proud of the Blue Raspberry guys. So they get to stay in the store. They don't get pooled. But it's good merch that we made. Yeah. And we usually make bad merch.

Not bad merch. We usually make bad merch. I would say it doesn't hit with your audience as well as these last shirts did. Okay. That's fair to say. So in order to one up what we recently did, we started a discord. Right. Where our audience themselves.

I've heard. Gets to submit merch. And what they don't know is the best one of the bunch will be on the store. Right. But. You're selecting it. Wow wow i didn't even know that yeah yeah and you get to pick you get to pick right don't know pressure but if it doesn't sell more than 25 units in two weeks yes they get kicked out of the discord that person gets kicked out of the discord and then listen is a unit just a shirt yeah why don't you say that that's like calling why would you say that's like calling sun rays parcels you know like a douchebag yeah um but anyways so yeah and you thought of that punishment right to kick them

out of the discord and so i know you clowns at home will just make another email address and get right back on in five minutes. Don't do that. You can't do that. Don't do that. Rudy, do you have the Discord up? We'll run through this because you have somewhere to go. Yes. You're going to a Blink-182 concert.

I am. And you're wearing a Blink-182 shirt. Faux pas, faux pas, faux pas. Yeah, that's like when I wore my Baskin-Robbins shirt to Baskin-Robbins. I was guessing where you were going to wear it. I was embarrassed. I had it on and we just happened to stop there. I almost didn't go in.

That's a nightmare situation. That's a nightmare situation. Are you going to be in the pit? No. Are you going to sing along to the songs out loud so other people can hear you? Yes. Are you going to dance? Are you going to move your shoulders? songs out loud so other people can hear you? Are you going to dance? Are you going to move your shoulders?

What's your favorite song? I've been here before a few times. Where do we go from here? Aliens exist. Bob Hipster. Is that like the first album? Adam's song, they were saying people kill themselves to that song. Is that true?

It's a bit of a sad song, yeah. Let's make sure we don't have a sponsor here. Yeah, people would fucking kill themselves to that song. Is that true? Is that the rumor that you guys want? It's a bit of a sad song. Yeah. Let's make sure we don't have a sponsor here. Yeah. People would fucking kill themselves to that suicide with the soft plug. Yeah. I heard that as well. Wearing a brand new bare bottom flannel after therapy. You were dreading this.

You didn't think we'd sell 100. No, I thought you would after the first like hour. But I thought you at least let me noting this. You didn't think we'd sell 100. No, I thought you would after the first like hour. But I thought you at least let me not do this. But we are actually buying four more. We're buying a lot more today because we're doing a giveaway. Yes. Did you know about that? Well, I saw it on social media.

The merch giveaway. Whoever can think of the best special needs person's name. Because we thought like Forrest Gump Gilbert grape Arnie grape those are all funny you name if you see there are very obviously special needs and so guys in the chat we're just thinking of names for special

needs guys and there were some good ones do you have any I just realized that world of t-shirts name is Josh block Josh block it's like it's close it's like a james crayon and we have a lot to talk about with him at least we will get there there was one in development that i just had we will get there we will get there all right all right so these ones the top two are mine so uh the first one is a

a black guy we went to school a homosexual black guy we went to school with named gabe blackman and i just his name is gabe blackman and i use we use the playstation logo right so this is what you made i made these two to get us started so these don't count okay and what do you think no they would not what they wouldn't sell 25 i don't think you don't think i could sell the n64 logo that says instead of n64 it's new untold story four oh yeah yeah that wouldn't sell 25 okay no from your experience you know this you've been around the game you know how shirts sell give us just a a number for each design that you think that would sell this is what's different about your audiences are very loyal to you guys thanks guys and they're very

into your content so if the first one is a big part of your content i could see it's not okay so then it probably isn't gonna sell any okay but this one's nintendo 64 and our podcast both those guys like recognizable logo right cool but I don't think it has anything to do with your podcast actually so I don't think there's a real reason we're talking about Nintendo 64 right now to buy it okay so how often do you talk about the

blueberry guy with the fans are called blue raspberry guys okay so exactly and in the story you said blueberry guy well a little mess up a little mess up. A little mess up on your end. I'm pretty sure that's what you texted me to title the shirt. Check.

I was probably fucking crossfaded. I don't know what I'm trying to do here. Over under 10. 11, so over. Yeah. All right, this one is our first submission it says wheat grinkus but in the goosebumps font I know we would tell one to Rudy

I'm a fan of I'm a fan of Rudy bought a shirt that said poggers in the goosebump font poggers brother oh you have a pendant from a child a fictional teenager it got snatched no it didn't by a black youth out of shame I read poggers till I died chain snatch by what another teenager old teenager it got snatched no it didn't by a black out of shame i read progress till i got

chain snatch yeah by what another teenager yeah he was like give that back to my boy yeah as a keep to leave son so but notice it also does have the reflection effect there pretty cool yeah that really ups the that wouldn't really print that well but well it's a barstool shirt, so none of these would. Oh, Nick. Washing our shirts is like dropping cotton candy in water. Wash them inside out. You should do that with every t-shirt you own. I never knew that. Didn't know that either.

Didn't know that either. Alright, so yay or nay on this one. No. Okay. What about this one? Untell this bitch. That one is cool. Yo. Come on, Pilar. Honestly, I love the design, but we have a really hard time. The gun says badass. Selling shirts that have Christmas on them.

Putting it on Redbubble. Yeah. Shout out Redbubble. Affordable, good stuff. Have you bought our merch from there? No. That's from Redbubble? Yeah.

Brought some. What'd you get? Go on. This is a to say this is a maybe that's a maybe but selling I think we're gonna need to maybe like take out bitch maybe put a strict other way put an asterisk over the eye yeah

okay oh easy easy easy okay so that's front runner I'm either watching anus about to watch anus thinking about watching anus or eating wheat Grinkus. No. Yeah. I don't think that would just sit well.

That's a good meme maybe on social media. Just not a t-shirt. Okay. This one I like. The boys got in their creative bag. The boys got their creative bones where they were. Okay. Yeah.

It's the camo shirt. It's the camo. it's the camo classic very popular rudy wears camo camo's in camo's in how to work and it's a story in there if you squint that ain't times no no that's a sans serif times it was a serif all right that is i like that's i like how it's right not even in it's not where middle is, but it's not. I don't think text has, has ever been on that part of a shirt. Never. So that's probably second place. Sure.

Okay. This one I like. Is that Michael Rapaport? This one, it says MOOC and like that, that, uh, white power font.

It's MOOCs for the podcast listeners. It's MOOCs face. On a brown shirt. On a brown shirt. It says MOOC. And it's a stamp. the podcast listeners as mooks face on a brown shirt and says and it's a stamp when yeah i like that a lot that one could potentially sell really well especially given the mook chat that you guys have oh yeah oh so you've been in the discord yeah why is it your job to research our like the fans yeah to understand your audience compare our fans to like a type of like a profession what audience. Compare our fans to like a type of, like a profession. What do you think our fans do for a living?

Nothing? No. I don't know, honestly. What have you gleaned from your research? Oh, someone's typing. Oh, she's making a new one. Oh, X Smiles is making one right now. The Discord's sick.

I'm not sure what the profession of your fan base is. Okay, go on. I think your fan base has their hobbies that they're really into and has a good sense of humor. That's fair. What about this one?

It's like a Middle Eastern font that says ding-a-ding-a. I think no. So it's like the first, it's the first two lyrics to this song by Putin Job, EMC. Ring-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding.

It's the first two words and like the last is 700. I think no okay so maybe um i like this one keep calm and kb on this guy didn't even have the time that's that's that's a kb head right there they're like i'm not putting in any effort no effort and then he has like that i like that guy though that little fella is that an eminem what is no i think no on that close it's not like laughably not an eminem okay okay whoa that one i saw yesterday 344 episodes 100 untold 70 story 60 kratom 30 days sober 27 27 today. This one's funny. 5 foot 4. And one belly

full of Gartuzzo. That's pretty good. And no swear words. Right. Our white tees are a little bit clear. Are they? Yeah. Not the comfort colors. I like the comfort color one. We can do comfort colors that's pretty cool i think that would be close second close second over until this bitch

okay let's keep going down that one's cool but it's yeah that's the story so far logo i don't know why they put it on a kid so somebody said i I may be pandering to Nick Teraney. So I had to respond please clarify you're pandering to me by being the story so far not that it's on a small child. I'll let your mind wander. This guy told this AI called Mid Journey to make

a fictional Pokemon that protects berries from curious brats. I think that one might be a winner if he can get us the artwork for it okay how does that work with trademarks that's just ai generated it's yours to sell something i should ask legal well i so this one's really sick and i like the look of that but it does it doesn't have a skeleton with a gun which is like a big thing I need alright this one is just a this person made a

world of t-shirts shirt this says ode to Josh Block yeah that's fine I'm fine with that we should put out world t-shirts merch what's this one Bethany Hamilton surf club no why that one is cool

yeah that's the first one that could be at like an impact that's not her yeah but it's using her name that's audrey hepper all right let's put the asterisk over the e of bethany yeah loophole little loophole yeah i like that's my favorite so far yeah i think that's the skeleton with the gun is first yeah but that's my favorite and then yeah just like different that's cool that could. Yeah. But that's my favorite. And then, yeah, just like different. That could be a poster. Oh, that's a poster. And if like you don't approve, it'll be on Redbubble tomorrow.

Okay. What's this one? KB on the roof. That's one just submitted. You look big there. Elbow. But look how big your arm is. You have like a John Cena headband around the

bicep. So we'll let you go. Pick which one will go in the store. We'll send it to you. Okay. Which one? Bethany Hamilton Surf Club is the coolest one. It's good for summer. Can we do posters with the Bethany Hamilton? Liam, you're Steezy.

Yeah, he is. I like the story one. That's all of them, dude. That was the worst one. I like this. I think that one. And do we want to do another one? Mook and Untell This Bitch.

Come on. That's so sweet. That's the one we have to do. What if we do biatch? Let's try biatch or B asterisk. I'll pay the fines. What fines, Kyle? I'm willing to bet on this product so much.

I'm willing to bet on myself. I'll pay the fines. And we've heard these stories all the time. I'll put my job on the line. That one. Okay. The only thing is we're not gonna be able to print it that big. That's fine. Okay. Maybe we could just have the only thing is we're not going to be able to print it that big. That's fine.

Okay. Maybe we could just have the shirt with a picture of this shirt on it. Okay. That would also work. It's called compromise. Okay, so that one and the mook one. Untell this bitch and then the brown mook. Yes. We can do different colors for the mook one. No, I think

just brown. Mook, what's your favorite color? Blue. Blue. We can do a blue one. I kind of like the brown. Okay. Or should we do that ugly yellow that mook wears of that hoodie all the time? I got rid of that one.

Good. Great. Congrats. So the brown mook. Yep. I could see that like I picture myself thrifting. That's going to be there I'm excited

that's a good one so mook and untell this bitch yeah okay and we'll see you next week no this is a one time thing you didn't have fun no I'm anxious you did very good actually if both of these sell over 100 units I'll come back next week oh my

god both yeah both sell 100 between units, I'll come back next week. Oh, my God. Both? Yeah. Both sell 100? Between the two of them. So 50. Oh. Yes. That's very doable.

All right. I'm going to buy 10. All right. Hurry up. Okay. Bye. Bye. See you next week. See you.

Thank you. Bye. Thank you to Pilar. Hold on. Everybody be sure to add her on LinkedIn or what. I don't know. Yeah. What are you endorse her on linkedin for brand management which one am i doing first all right i'm not allowed to do this one on youtube so you youtube listeners are going to be missing out on this

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oh okay yeah you're right i was going yeah i was going yeah maybe yeah kenya yeah that's good where would you find like the lion giraffe kind of thing kenya shit tanzania fuck not congo probably not maybe in some parts okay damn fuck yeah tommy probably got me there what's the most african non what's the most african country that's not in africa jamaica yeah probably yeah shit yeah just a thinker uh what episode is this 345 this is i mean i keep saying this i feel like but this is one of the rarest numbers that i've come across in the lower 999 not much to offer no headlines no significance to that number. Oh. 345 is the number of cards from a stranger, from strangers

that a British nursing home resident received for her 100th birthday this past week. Aw. No. Why? She's 100 years old. She has to go through

hundreds of cards, disingenuous messages from strangers. It's not disingenuous because, you know, it's like fucking an it's an annoying chore to drop off a card, get a stamp. Yeah. And it's annoying for her to have to go read through people. You don't even know her. You can't

compliment someone you don't know. And she said, I have a lot of thank you cards to write. So now she's going to probably die doing that. She's going to die of writing, die of exhaustion from writing. That sucks. 345 is the die of exhaustion from writing. That sucks. 345 is the amount of graduates from the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary this spring. Okay.

Do the math on the future crime rate. Is that higher or lower than normal? What? Is that higher or lower than their typical record? That's all I could find. I'm finding none. Scratching and clawing for 345 facts. 345 sequentially makes up roughly one third of a standard count to 10 and that's all I got

that's a pretty good stat that's undeniable but like you could do that non sequentially for any of our episodes yeah I guess no but sequentially is cool how many sequential episodes have we had what was 234

let's reminisce well yeah what was that How many sequential episodes have we had? What was 2, 3, 4? Let's reminisce. What was that? I'm looking right now. Dudes, I need to teach you how to use the Discord. You're going to be horrible at it. You're going to be overwhelmed by the interface. I saw that you had

badges next to your name. You probably gave yourself them. No, I'm badge free but you can get badges um you can get a mook badge a rudy badge maresh badge it's cool um but what's your username on there i think it's kb who else it's kb who else yeah why don't you just do like uh that's so many people do like it's it's the real KB or the official KB. Now, who else would it be? So were we talking about last episode?

Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. Two, three, four is live sort of from Florida. So that was one you couldn't hear that Fasoli recorded. So that's just a throwaway episode that we do just to get live sort of from the boys take part in the inaugural 13 Florida. Whoa, we did PG 13s.

That wasn't was that 234 we promised to do those again. Yeah. So the PG 13s for those Florida producer Tyler Guchman. Yeah. 234 we were in Florida. Fasoli wasn't there yet. Wait a minute, but we did the PG-13s from Florida?

We didn't do that in Florida. The Pussy Gitter 13s. We did the 13 biggest Pussy Gitters of the year. It's 33 minutes long and not on YouTube. Yeah, that was a long pod for us back then. Yeah, it was. Okay, so this is probably going to be our best sequential podcast for sure. Yeah, let's go. Let's do it. Let let's do this thing let's fucking do this thing um

did you talk about last episode how you finally got a laptop again yeah and then that was the big thing of the episode that was like the big thing we clipped it we ran yeah it did well on reels guess what i couldn't you can't even use it at my apartment. I don't have a cable outlet. What do you mean? You don't have a cable outlet. The thing to plug in your modem to to get the Internet.

Wait, why don't you have that? I don't know. My apartment doesn't have one. So you just can't have Internet. No, I got all the spectrum shit, the modem, the router, the plugs, nothing to plug it into. Yeah. Did you like have the spectrum person come? No.

I scan the... And we usually say spectrum person for another thing. We mean... No, we'll figure it out. Yeah. So you just can't find it. Can't find it. Can't.

Too stubborn to ask the landlord. It's a text.'s gonna be like this guy you've lived here for 11 months your lease ends next month wait why are you even doing this embarrassed because i still want it whatever wait how do you watch tv i always say on my phone yeah you don't even have the ideal way to watch any program if that were true then tvs you guys are always checking your phones when you're watching it on tv and getting distracted not taking in the plot when you do it on your phone you can't no you're just stubborn and it's right in your face your eyes are too bad to see a view it's the best view your eyes are too bad to see a fucking tv this is the best view

that is that how you watch shows and movies like yes and it's perfect that sucks you don't prop it on anything no this is perfect that's the hardest part just holding it up which is very hard yeah um but it's the best there should be no hardest part of watching a show if you if you see a beautiful if a beautiful picture how are you going to look at it you're going to pull it up on your phone or are you going to look at it 10 feet away? Think of museums. Yeah. All right.

You have to. Oh, God, dude. I'm not letting any people influence how I do with this. But like, you are just too stubborn to get internet, too stubborn to fucking get glasses. Yeah. Get contacts. I don't like putting them in get glasses i don't like the way i look in glass get lasik i don't think i qualify because your eyes aren't bad

enough time i tried i didn't qualify okay so you're just gonna get your eyes worse that's that that's that um oh what was i gonna bring up oh your laptop though you uh tech guy andrew came up to me he's like hey this is kb's laptop it was under boxes in the mail room yeah i left it there when i was scanning my landlord you're scanning i had to scan my landlord your new you had to scan something to him okay okay um yeah you got you got a chic apartment. I did. And you told me something. I don't kind of. Yeah. I,

I pounced on it fast. You did. I got excited. It's like, you know, when you see it, like a food item you want. Yeah.

But, but it is an apartment. Yes. It's a full apartment. And I think it might be a hotel. I think you got a hotel. Like an extended stay. Yeah.

The reviews online are great, but they're all like as if they came from a guest that was there for a couple days you were like continental breakfast this place yeah yeah they're gonna be they dude you're i have a washer and dryer your fucking apartment gets their bed made and my girlfriend was trying to cope but she was like yeah i think they just offer like like week or leases. Like people stay there for just a week or a month. That's a hotel, dude. That's like calling a restaurant and renting a personal chef.

I got the amenities map and I was so hyped, but it's just a hotel. The pool, the fitness area. So we'll see. Is it like a key card to get in? We'll see. I think you just gotta i think you got a year stay at a hotel which i'm not against i love i always said this if i could live in hotels around the globe as my residence i would yeah i love the yeah go back to any episode chances are

you've said that yeah yeah it's gonna be a psychological experiment where I'm going to feel like I'm on vacation every day. So we'll see. You're living in a hotel. Yeah. You show me pictures. I've only got renders. I don't think.

I think it was. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. At least they'll have Wi-Fi. No, this actually might be perfect for you. I know. I think I'm going to love it.

You need an adult nursing home. Yeah. And that's, I guess, what a hotel is. Yeah. It's like, come down, we'll give you breakfast. Yeah. Your door locks automatically. Shuffleboard at 11. Just pick up this phone if you need help. You're living... Yeah, dude.

Set up your Wi-Fi. What neighborhood is it in? Westloop. I'm not going gonna give any more information because i don't want to be like the hotel i can't deal with a bunch of hotel jokes what kind of hotel joke like what was the disney show they're gonna call sweet life they're gonna call that's what they're gonna call you zach and cody no swag it's perfect so much of that shirts if it ain't sweet life and zach and cody no swag. It's perfect. I'm going to get so much of that. Break the shirts. If it ain't Suite Life and Zach and Cody, no swag.

Okay, so the Google reviews, it has a 5.0. But like, apartments shouldn't have... The views are the customer service is unmatched. The staff is the best part. Everyone's complimenting the staff. That's what I was like, what the fuck is that mean? I guess like the doorman or something? The fact that your hotel, that your apartment has google reviews is like a dead giveaway is it expensive yeah kind of yes dude of course well good for me then i guess

who would have thought who would have thought sweet life of zach and kb uh there's got to be a better thing there oh my god yeah dude are you excited yeah i'm very excited yeah i almost got a place but uh the look of it looks sick yeah it had a its own it it was an apartment rudolph connor what do we got? You're deflecting. Yeah, you are big time deflecting. I'm still looking.

I haven't really started yet. Yeah, you did it so early. I got excited when I saw it. I love hotels. And I guess that's why I got it subconsciously. I didn't know it was a hotel. Your life's going to turn into The Shining. I'm going to meet a lot of new people. You're going to have new roommates.

See, look, I'm not opposed to this. Is it furnished? People who stay at hotels are on vacation. They're excited. They're happy. I'm going to be around a bunch of happy people. Is it furnished? I will say.

I think so. No, it's not. I don't know. Yes, yes, yes. It's not just a singular room, right? It's a suite. It has like a kitchen. Two beds, two baths, a little cot area, a Bible.

What was that back home? A mini fridge. An ironing board. A laminated remote. Customer service is unmatched no doorman but you got a concierge a fitness center the size of a broom closet you're gonna have your bellhop bring up your like work backpack every day everything you're saying is like something i would enjoy i'm excited yeah man i guess you'll be around happy people. It'll be nice.

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do you guys want us to brand this shirt anus for the 4th of July? And it's like, it's not the 4th of July until my wiener comes out. And it's a picture of a hot dog. And I said, no, thank you. That was offered to us?

Yeah. Yeah, no. Yeah. Who came up with that? No idea was like that was offered to us yeah yeah no yeah no idea but that was offered to us now it's almost like how um you know like you hear like some pop bands like oh we passed up on yeah uh o-town got nothing all or nothing at all we passed up on that i can't believe it like is this going to be this is going to be mother's best merch next week? It's going to get the bonus. They're giving us the Waver Wire merch.

That's your show. Wait, did you get booted? You get grounded? Grounded? I fucking hate that show. You were the Mother Knows Best guy. yeah i fucking hate that show yeah it's like yeah hey you were the mother and his best guy and then you got fired from that and went to us sorry pal oh man um do some back to the discord kyle you need to jump in there yuck it up with

the fellas let's i do go through some of the special needs names. Okay. Some of them. We have the winners, but Mook, do you have the runners up? I have to get this off my chest. The world of t-shirts is at the pool. He is jacked. I was going to bring that up.

He has gigantic traps. His shoulders are humongous. For someone who binge drinks every day. I guess he walks 25 miles a day. He burns so many calories. But like, I've never seen him eat. Sometimes, yeah, it's insane. How's he doing?

Have you been following like every live? Yes. They've been kind of boring. Kind of slack. Yeah. I saw him though, the one on the bus. Have you guys seen this one it's me yeah it's a trend going on tiktok right now i love how like every app before tiktok it was like you stole my fucking joke

and now tiktok she's like yeah it's a trend only do that yeah you only take you're hoping people yeah john you're begging yeah but what he's been um for people who don't know he's in las vegas with michael quinn who is a 60 60 year old man yeah who he wears a hat that says the quinn effect he collects young adult special needs kids rare ones like like pokemon uh like thanos and he just drops he drops like a chromosome into his glove he's ash burgers yeah and he hangs out with them he drinks and cusses with them up a storm he's always buying josh french onion soup always buying josh soup and he was like doing like a selfie in bed like while gay or straight sex moans were yeah and josh has been wandering around las vegas alone and drinking those yardstick margarita somebody did the math of how much sugar is in one he's downing them

they're 127 grams of sugar in each. Yards. I've had them before when I was 21 when me and my friends went to Vegas. They're so big that you have to get a harness. Yeah, they have harnesses on them. You have to harness it to your body. He's downing yards of booze. He's averaging more yards per carry than Christian McGaff. He's drinking them all.

He's just... Have you seen his Instagram posts? He's posting on Instagram with his arm perfectly straight out, just clutching them. He's just oh yeah have you seen his instagram making it down the strip he's posting on instagram with his arm perfectly straight out just clutching them big um he's just he's like how do we pass up those names josh block we had a whole episode talk about that we forgot our favorite his last name's block oh man oh my god yeah so he's out in vegas but he's he posted up uh quinn posted a pool pic and he's jacked it's insane were you jealous i mean i'm more amazed yeah because he's not going to the gym no that's just a natural his traps are huge why is he like jacked

you're reading comments on the subreddit the world t-shirt subreddit is so funny oh it's great did you see like what it's called when like you can on subreddit on subreddits you can customize like there's 500 blanks online right now or there's 500 I don't know what ours says

what's like unemployed bitches Barstool Sports is like there's 200,000 stoolies but the world of t-shirts is 398 people right now being sued

here's a post it just says regardless of his disabilities with nothing under it then you click on it he's a post it just says regardless of his disabilities with nothing under it then you click on it he's a disgusting fuck oh god oh man come on that's i was on his live when he was talking about uh suing uber all last night on the bus i think he might he might accomplish that what's going on with uber they keep canceling because his rating is so low. What's his rating? It's got to be sub one. It's got to be sub one. Zero point eight.

Got to be. I need to see it. Did you see the TikTok he posted of just like janitor cleaning up my vomit? Yeah. Yeah. He's still vomiting, doing the vomit cam. Yep. Still doing that.

Block. That might be the best one out of all the lists that the boys submitted yeah and no one submitted that that's insane yeah do you see there's a girls chat in the like a girls chat room in our the anus discord and it is there's it's just tumbleweeds yeah yeah that's as expected yeah but he hates it yeah he hates vegas he wants to be back in new york yeah everyone's It's just tumbleweeds. Yeah. As expected. Yeah, but he hates it. Yeah. He hates Vegas. He wants to be back in New York.

Yeah. Everyone's like, how does he survive in New York with how dangerous it is? Without what? I think he fits into New York perfectly. Yeah. I think he is the danger. Yeah. He's the danger. He's the threat.

If I saw him walking down the street, I'd be petrified. I think there's like a stigma that New Yorkers are like threatening. I think they talk to you like their accent could beat you up. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, no, but in general, there's so many people around. Like things happen, but like in general, it's pretty safe. He is the biggest threat to that.

He's like our Joker, like a real Joker. New Yorkers aren't tough. The teenagers scare me. They got untied boots. No, but when we were walking, who were we with? We were walking and there were just teenagers like randomly like slap boxing one another. The New York teens are. Yeah.

The adults. I could poke your fucking belly with a thumbtack and ketchup and yellow cheese would come out like play-doh hair you're not gonna you're not gonna go i'm not now i think i can fight now that i've been dude you're trying to threaten them by saying you'll poke them with a thumbtack yeah tough guy big tough guy oh yeah they're they're gross their diets are horrible they have to drink like a liter of mucho mango arizona tea just have enough energy to yell at their sister on the phone in public yeah they're always yelling on the phone yeah every yeah i'm ready to get to chicago where people are chill

yeah now one of us statistically will go the way of violence. Yeah. We'll see. I wonder if it's going to be the knife guy, maybe. That'll go? Yeah. Maybe it'll be the guy with hundreds of weapons he's collecting. I don't know. I think they would try to get somebody who's an

easier prey, like a tourist. All of us won't be tourists except for Kyle. Who's living in a hotel. Yeah. Yeah. You are kind of a Mark. We, we talked about it for 20 minutes and I still feel like we glossed over

what you're doing. I don't, I don't know. We'll see. So when did you, how, how soon after you signed did you realize? Like a few days.

Did you shoot up in the middle of the night? I was like, fuck. I should look at what people are saying anything about it online. Because my last apartment when I lived down in Five Eye, I did that too late and all the reviews were horrible. Oh, did you not like that

they're all like no i liked it they were all about people who leave reviews are just always have something to complain about so yeah so i don't read them so i did and i was like oh these reviews are weird it's all about like this how generous how nice the staff is so i don't know we'll see it might not be a hotel which which would be a win-win. Yeah, worst case scenario is what? It's a hotel. Yeah. That's awesome, man.

So, Kyle, you haven't seen any of these names. Mook, do you want to run through them? Yeah, do you want... So, we have three winners and three honorable mentions. So, let's have Kyle podium them. OK, so just say the winner gets all of three of our T-shirts. Second place gets to third place gets one. The honorable mentions get a box of junk that we put together here. OK.

All right. So I'll go through the list in a very random order. First one, Boris Peyote. Boris Peyote. Boris Peyote? Yes. I'm not getting special needs there. It's a cool name. Yeah, it'll be just a cooler guy. Okay. Regis Pilaf.

Kind of. An older, yeah. An older one. He's cute. An older one. I picture the grandpa that accidentally ate paint yeah yeah reed just peel off okay okay uh we have man broth wait is man with two n's no just one okay that's better first name man last name broth wait wait i gotta mark these okay hold on. Now that's like a chubby guy. That's all I'm getting from Manbroth.

No, yeah. Platinum and Valorant, I'd say. You think Manbroth is nice on the sticks? Yes, yes. I think he's a big boy. Secretly strong. Okay. Like when he helps his grandma move,

he could lift an entire war drum. I don't think you're going to be surprised that any of these guys are strong. Yeah, true. Next up, we have gaucho skeeter uh is it two on the nose yeah it's almost there the skeeter gaucho is like too cool of a name gaucho is too cool you'll that's i'm doing my own system sure yeah yeah yeah, yeah. Okay, this might be my favorite one. But next up we have Perry Nightlight. You know he's black.

Perry's good. And then lastly on our short list, we have Shovel Obama. Okay, what a crop. Wow, did I pick three out of these five yeah so just run it back boris peyote regis pilaf man broth shovel obama perry nightlight and gaucho skater um fuck i'm gonna say I'm going to say... Why aren't you part of this? I'll give my... I think Man Broth and Regis Pilaf deserve a second.

Those are my top two. Yeah, those are my top two. Regis Pilaf's my favorite. And then I like Perry Nightlight for third. Yeah, and he's given the Black Power salute. I think the inverse of the 1968 Olympics. Or the one where they're all doing this. Yeah.

Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, okay. Did you just want to do that for the thumbnail? Yeah. Okay. Okay. So I said Regis Pilaf wins. Regis Pilaf's number one. Shout out Regis. Let's go Man Broth and then Perry Nightlight. Okay. Okay. So I said, I read just peel off wins. Regis peel off is number one.

Shout out Regis. Let's go man broth and then Perry nightlight. Cool. I'm sorry. I know you like shovel Obama. Shovel Obama. Shovel Obama. I can't help,

but like, I just think of the president when I hear the name Obama. Sure. Read off a couple more in the list. Yeah. Just a Brandon Walker. That's good. That's a good one. the list. Yeah. Just Brandon Walker. That's good.

That's a good one. Buzz Nurtle. Oh. That's a good one. Yeah. Daryl Crump. That's pretty solid. Slappy Hambone.

It's a little too on the nose there. That's like a jazz musician. Tommy Scabelli. Yeah. Okay. Pete Frampus terence thermometer and terence thermometer is pretty good yeah that's pretty solid the thermometer family uh finley mcchicken we've talked about it before but we grew up with a family whose last name is just the n-word yeah with a i just re-remembered them for the first time a few months ago i'll see that i'll see one of them on facebook every time and i gasp yeah they don't even use their middle name like rose or a lot of people do that oh like as their last name their last name yeah their last name I mean what would you do

I would not go by it well yeah it's n-word Meyer yeah just phonetically the n-word that's a large portion of your life having to tell people your name whether it's spoke verbally or textually

Mook what's your last name oh did you see that somebodyook, what's your last name? Oh, did you see that somebody was trying to guess your last name? Well, somebody made a joke and they called you Mook Mookachini. No, they called you Connor Mookachini and they were like, holy shit, is that actually his last name? They said yes. And then he was like, wow.

I'll take it. Mookachini. Yeah. Pretty good. I like it. I'm not Italian, but that's fine. I could tell. Yeah. I'm not either. I'm fucking Polish. Youucaccini. Yeah. Pretty good. I like it. I'm not Italian, but that's fine. I could tell. Yeah. I'm not either. I'm fucking Polish. You don't see me complaining. I rewatched that clip.

You were so excited to tell us. Yeah, I thought you guys would be shocked. What? Like, is Bauer? Bauer's German. Never mind that. Did you do that stupid assignment we were supposed to do for each other? What?

With that TikTok trend where people say if blank was a color, if blank was a song. No. You didn't do yours? What the fuck? Now I'm going to look like a pussy. Well, no, because I have another assignment for you. If Nick was a color, he'd be grayish magenta. If Nick was a view, he'd be the Kremlin from the Moscow Children's Museum.

If he was a song, he'd be cough syrup by butthole surfers. If he was a flower, he'd be a kremlin from the moscow children's museum if he was a song he'd be cough syrup by butthole surfers he was a flower he'd be a lady slipper war kid if nick was a food he'd be buck we tried noodles if nick was an animal he'd be the yoda bat what was the animal the yoda bat kind of looks like yoda so wait is that the trend where it's like and you have to say the word uh it's yes that doesn't help me at all yeah it's just going and yeah it's just the viral sound that's just i was just piano wait you didn't do this no thank you though what's a yoda bat it's it's like a bat that looks like yoda kind of

i thought you would appreciate that no i do appreciate that thank you man do you want me to do yours right now did you do it already no but i can there's a oh what the fuck dude it does look a lot like yoda like star wars and creatures of fiction all right i'll do it i did mine if kyle was a color he'd be tyrian purple or lamborghini pearl green if he was a view he'd be the camelback mountains from alicia key's glass mansion in phoenix wait you put way more thought into yours was a song he'd be like a rolling stone by bob dylan respect by aretha franklin bohemian rhapsody by queen or hey jude by the beatles if he's a best kyle was a flower he'd be the saffron crocus if kyle was a food japanese a5 walk you kyle was an animal either a great white shark grizzly bear

killer whale that's so unfair what color are you magenta and purple is that the one where you have to crush snails to make the ink no i think it's the papal color uh okay you know it is yeah so you chose the best things for yours not always what else did you have i don't know you had the top ranked songs of all time you didn't do it for apex predators i would like you to make my walkout song for the stealer softball game okay you want me to make it yeah here's my songs of the week it's palante by hugel h-u-g-e-l it's spanish house daybreak by lewis the child honey by moby black box by songer what about the song i sent you that shit was trashed what shit what was that it was a put on you actually like that yeah funny no it was a put

on dude i tried to put you on and i think you actually liked it and you just didn't want to admit to it I'll pull it up she was grating to hear is that a real musician? yes you know Miles Indiana Jones you guys know this? this guy is like he's next up

so that was conviction it's a Ray Ban ad we've never heard of any of the music you've recommended you know miles is hip-hop here it comes maybe i could have had this better prepared you're good i had all the time in the world i like the lasers. It's good so far.

Pretty good. No. This guy's so viral right now. Yeah, he is. Yes. That's horrible. And he's probably going to actually get paid. He's probably going to get paid. I'd put you guys on to good music i don't know yes i have not in a while not in a

while gray scale yeah i was just about to bring up gray scale that's all i have oh no i'll get you i'll get you one what no disco the new hot mulligan album you got to listen to it i like them what about so scared is that it yeah that's all i want to know that's a good one yeah i don't know how to put on this fuck mook what's up uh we have uh interns starting next week and full-time ones full-time interns for the summer and every week we get an email and we can request their time yeah let's do it so i want to see like there's a full form we can fill out and everything so there's a place to put the

description of requests so if you guys want to let's have them do our merch promos every week that we have to do. Oh, that'd be OK. Perfect. Yeah. OK, I'll submit that. And then what else do we want them to do? We want to see if they can get Gartuzzo or Grinkus. Yeah, we should send them out for an item. Probably a new item.

Maybe a place with like an English speaking staff. OK, so they can, you know, get upset maybe. Yeah. staff okay so they can like yeah you know get upset maybe yeah i want them to go to mcdonald's and get a hamburger a double a double cheeseburger and i want them to write this down in the email i want them to get the burger and i want them to put the meat on the outside and the bread on the inside and take a bite and bring it back up and say it's inside out and complain awesome that'll go right to uh blattman oh god new york i said i just got done saying they weren't tough but new york fast food workers will fight you tough the toughest new york the toughest mcdonald's i've ever been in that was London. Really? I was waiting for my McPlant. Have you seen that?

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. In New York. And I found a and one of my boys is an ex-college softball player. If we want to do some type of vlog. One of your one of your boys. Oh, college baseball. That was about to be the he's a table for sure. Oh, I was going to say I was going to be one of the biggest lesbians.

But I'm down to hit that up whenever. Tommy's reaching out to a Yankee for us as well. But no, we could use your boy. No, we'd have a Yankee and Mook's boy. Sorry, TJ. All right, we're here with Mooks Boy and a Yankee and Aaron Judge not quite it's Tommy

I think he's friends with a couple of them okay they're gonna try to yeah we'll do a vlog and we'll play Kyle do you want to be in the game no but I would like to play with you in practice why don't you want to be in the game I don't need that

it's for charity. That would be fun. You're not as big of a Steeler fan as I am. You're a Jets guy. I hate the Steelers. You don't hate the Steelers. I hate their fan base. I've always rooted against them. Shit. I didn't know you were that. You should get really into football this year since moving to Chicago. I'm really into the NBA.

Dude, I love between Roan and Pat Bez podcast, Paul George, JJ Redick. I can watch those clips all day of the players just talking about basketball. Yeah. I'm really so cool. I'm big into TikTok rankings like, all right, trying to get

15 rings with 10 players or like building. Oh, I'm a sucker for that. Yeah. There's a hockey kid that does those. Oh, yeah. Have you ever done any of the filters? No. I do it and I act like I'm them. It's like, oh, fuck, I guess I'll go. And I don't even know. And I don't even do the math.

But at the end, I'm always just like, ah, all right. I never. Yeah. Make sure to. Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen like the group of like 12 year olds who do like a sports rankings and like they have the fortnight accent one has like a crazy speech impediment that's the fortnight but he has

but he's so fucking mean he's horribly mean they got banned like yeah they're off but i did clip some getting a junk man i'm getting a spam call yo I'm scared this is anti-spam call spam call this is real. What do you mean real?

This is spam. That's not your typical spam. That was typical spam. You get that? I've gotten those in the wizard voice a lot. What's the wizard voice? I used to get them every day. What's the wizard voice?

Welcome to spam. That's not typical spam. You can run, but you can't spam. That's not typical spam. You can run, but you can't hide. So these kids... Wait, wait, wait. What's the wizard voice? There was like a stretch from my number first leak

where I would get this voicemail from this like, wizard. It was like threatening me. That's not a wizard. Like an evil wizard. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. Wait a minute.

That's not what a wizard sounds like. It was an, he introduced himself as some type of wizard and then talked like that. So you tell me. What are you doing? So they're ranking their favorite sports logos. And this Nicholas kid is getting destroyed by Nathan. Every pick. This is Dante. He by Nathan. Every pick.

This is Dante. He's normal. Good pick there, Dante. I'm going to have to go with the Chicago Blackhawks. Really? The Blackhawks as your second pick? I'm also going with a hockey pick here that I think is way better than the Blackhawks. I'm going to go with the Pittsburgh Penguins. I'm going to take the Golden State Warriors.

Good pick there, Dante. I'm going to go with the Miami Marlins. The Marlins? That sucks. Oh, he's just mean. Let me take the Jaguars with my third pick, a good pick. I know I got the best draft so far. I'm going to take the New York Mets.

Good pick, Donta. Oh, Nicholas is nice. Yeah. I'm going to have to go with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I'm not a bad pick. Yeah, he just destroyed him. Oh my God.

They're a good podcast. I would go on it. You would go on that one? Absolutely. Yeah, let's go on. I'm down to go on any. We're supposed to go on John Street. Was that John Street? Was it called John Street john street jwn that's outside of philly if you have a couple oh yeah let's do that yeah we're gonna we'll go to john street 345 is the area code for uh the cayman islands whoa it's british territory know them for like the no taxes the offshore shit but um they're notable people came in on wikipedia they're notable people i haven't heard of any but these names could go on our list

the number one is a footballer named alfredo challenger that could have won that's amazing number two is a cricketer named Mark Chin and then number three is a businessman named Kenneth Dart wait a minute those guys win Alfredo Challenger yeah that's

marinara that's marinara. That's his name, yeah. Alfredo Challenger. And they have the Barefoot Man, which is in his phone. He's like the Jimmy Buffet of the Cayman Islands. I tried to look it up, and it's just only pictures of white Dodge Chargers. Alfredo Challenger is a footballer.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is this guy? Well, yeah. He has a Wikipedia. Alfredo does? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let's get him on pause.

No picture. No picture. Yeah. He has represented the Cayman Islands during the World Cup qualifying matches in 2004, 2008, and 2011. And that's it. He has a the Cayman Islands during the World Cup qualifying matches in 2004, 2008, and 2011. And that's it. He has a two-sentence Wikipedia. He has a LinkedIn.

He's an assistant general manager at Harbor House Marina. Yeah, let's get him on. So we're going to get him on. And LeBron is ghosting us. LeBron's done. You don't want to try for Mark Chin or Kenneth Dart? I'd get Kenneth. Yeah, let's try for Alfredo Challenger.

Do you want to call Jordan Berry and see if we can get him? I think I can handle this. I convinced Brandon. I think I can book Alfredo Challenger. But we get in trouble if we book big guests without going through, because then the other podcast can get a chance to get them. His team might counter Sue. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've been convincing Brandon that I'm interviewing Seth Rollins, who is big, right? Yeah. And I was just I did it by just telling him. I was like, you know, Greer's friends with Seth Rollins. And I got it. He believed that fool. And so then I got Jordan Barry to send me an email saying like, hey, what time is best for you for Seth?

We'll reach out to him. And he's freaking out he's so upset he's very ruining his life yeah yeah that's great no i'm gonna throw in the towel i've i i thought it would be harder did i tell you what i'm doing now what are you doing turning his son into a weeb which is anime fan oh yeah i got it i got his son manga which is like anime like uh comic books graphic novels that you read right to left so i got i got brought him to give to his son he's is he buying tommy facetime me last night and thank me he's loving it now he's watching anime and brandon's brandon for him brandon doesn't know what to do i'm rocking my shirt well you got a one punch man shirt on

oh oh fuck yeah holy shit oh shit there we go are you do you consume you indulge yeah i've read the manga too he's read the manga we gotta get you into us man i don't like that you'd like uh me there's some i respect it and i appreciate the art but it's not you'd like uh i wouldn't full metal alchemist i guarantee I wouldn't like any of it. It's just how I am. You should try. I'll try your breathing. It's good on a phone. Oh, it's great for a watch. I don't like anime. I don't even like cartoons. Like any

of them. None of them. What if you got offered to be a writer on South Park? No. No? It's too much work and pressure. I'm enjoying life right now. The ideal job ideal job yeah you're right living the sweet life uh uh what what's up with uh he relapsed or overdosed oh come on now come on we don't have to talk about this uh no didn't relapse. Almost. People are going to assume drugs now.

Well, they know I'm talking about Queens. So last pod, you said you're giving up on Queens. And I did. I stayed strong. Were there tempts? Were there temptations? The Queens were out. The Queens were out.

So you did a stint in Cleveland and Detroit for comedy this weekend. First off, how was it? Awesome. Cleveland was actually dope. Dude, those cities are... I love Cleveland. I love Cleveland and Detroit for comedy this weekend. First off, how was it? Awesome. Cleveland was. Dude, those cities are. I love Cleveland. I love Cleveland too. Detroit was fine.

We were like so mad we had to leave Cleveland. We were like, holy shit, like should one of us like fall down the stairs and like get hurt so we don't have to leave. It's fun. The people are cool. But wait, what day was it? Thursday. Stay.

We had shows in Detroit Friday night. Okay. So we couldn't. I think Cleveland is like the most neutral culture of people in the US they were all just friendly they don't really have like a crazy stereotype

did you go to the 27 club did not it's MGK's coffee shop all the coffee's pink yeah and like bloody let me take my fucking bracelet off and it's all these rock stars that died at 27 on the walls and then him it's like you're 34 and alive shit

no but the uh he doesn't meet either qualifier yeah i don't get that also i would never drink pink coffee. I got pink coffee. I think that would flip my brain's perception of what the coffee is supposed to do. You know? Yeah. That works. The color will do that. Yeah.

No, but the baristas there, they're always like, you know, he comes if you guys stick around. So there were so many people just like, maybe he comes today. No. No. No. He's not just rolling through Cleveland. So there were so many people just like, maybe he comes today. No, no, no. He's not just rolling through Cleveland. But the Queens were out in full force and I stayed strong. I have a date with two Queens in Philly this weekend, my Philly queen and my mother.

I'm going to rekindle with my mom and make it up to her. Are you guys still beefing? No, we're better. But, you know, I got to spend some quality time with her. The church, yeah. The church thing and talking about her sucking dick. You keep bringing that one up. You should take her on a surprise

trip to Confession. Oh. No, that's a good date. The non-denoms don't do that. Oh, it's like that? Wait, she's a hardcore non-denoms don't do that oh it's like that wait she's a hardcore non-denom yeah she's devout like that oh we're non-denoms but like heavy non-denom yeah big non-denoms yeah i didn't know you could be big non-denom oh yeah big time yeah you can it was more theatrical about it so you do you have hot priests? We have the husband and wives. They walk out holding hands and she kisses him on the cheek.

The youth pastors are like, they're there to fuck. They're there to tell kids it's okay to be gay. Oh, they're saying that? Oh, yeah. It's like a whole type of priest. They wear ripped jeans. I didn't know if even the hardcore Christians

are still there preaching gay. It's fine. I know the Catholics I didn't know if they were like, they're even like the hardcore Christians are still there preaching gay. I think it's fine. Yeah. I know the Catholics aren't. Yeah. No, no, that's still a eternity in torch.

Yeah. They're still on that. Tortured for eternity. Yeah. It's insane. Which would suck. Tortured for eternity. Yeah.

For a little while. Like, yeah. No, that'd be the worst thing ever. Have to be literally. Yeah. Something to think about. Yeah. No breathing technique. That'd be the worst thing ever. Have to be. Literally. Yeah.

Something to think about. So you have a date for all those gay listeners? Saturday. Is it worth it? Yeah. Where are you going? I don't know. We're going to do dinner and then hang out.

Have you kissed this girl yet? I don't kiss and tell. So you haven't. I acquire queens and that's the most I'll dive into. So was there temptation in Cleveland? in detroit yes whoa cleveland there were a lot of uh bros a lot of guys that wanted to hang out okay uh did you do it yeah there's a lot of anus guys in cleveland oh big time a lot of people in the discord we should do a show in cleveland i love cleveland I love Cleveland never been but Detroit was fun it was a great weekend

but World Day weekend do you guys do anything for that? I forgot it's this weekend I always forget even though it's the same time every year I'm going to get tattooed I'm getting the flag of my teen boys army squadron are you real? yeah bridge 4

a flag is a cool idea for a tag thanks my man of my teen boys army squadron. Yeah. Are you real? Yeah, bridge four. Bridge four? A flag is a cool idea for a tie. Thanks, my man. Why don't you get one? No. You have a good body for it. Good ass canvas for it.

You're getting enormous. I know. I started, no, I'm starting to cut down. I want to look like Davidson by the end of summer. Is he ripped? No. I'm going to stop eating. I'm just drinking. You're pretty close. Is he skinny? I want to look like starting to fast Davidson by the end of summer is he ripped no I'm going to stop eating

I'm just drinking you're pretty close was he skinny I want to be able to get a stomach tattoo oh okay I gotcha yeah

yeah he's skinny as fuck oh yeah and I said people took offense to this when I said I benched 275 times 5 yes I did that and I thought it was implied that I go to planet fitness

and it's on the Smith machine I know that doesn't equate to a standard bench press oh yeah that's fine yeah dude you have to get in the uh gains fitness channel on the discord oh yeah the our discord has a game they talk they talk lifting and shit it's our channel in there for fitness it's intimidating yeah they're talking parsel hopping right now not now. Not now. Why? Come on. I will, I will. All right.

The boys have been wanting you. You're tough to get. Rudy's just in there to promo Twitch. There's nothing against them. I appreciate it. I appreciate everyone who participates in that. Yeah, it was very embarrassing. Anything else, boys? Any housekeeping? Canadian Nick? All of a sudden, a was very embarrassing. Anything else, boys?

Any housekeeping? Canadian Nick? All of a sudden, it's Canadian as hell. What was? What you just said. Anything else, boys? Yeah. Anything else, boys?

I have one or two housekeeping items. Which? KB protocol check. I think it's like day... I don't even know. It's got to be about a month now. Yeah, everything's going well. It's kind of nerve-wracking. I feel like something's bound to go wrong, but sticking

with it and feel great. Yeah. Okay. I have a hate watch for the people. Yeah. I gave up that. You gave up the hate watch? It's actually not fun. I thought it was fun.'s not i had fun rooting for evil last night but i watched the uh bama rush doc oh not hbo i can't do that that was a pure hate watch i don't know if i can do it i can't do that i don't know if i can do it it's a tough

watch and then uh some uh some other honorable mentions for the discord giveaway uh gourd bunkle oh that's my bad slant Bupkis. Oli Gumbo. Oh, that's good. That's a good one. Oli's too cool of a first. Oli could either be the coolest person or the least cool person. Yeah. Yeah. Timmy Buttons. Oh, that's good. And Thud Custer.

Thud is... Onomatopoeia's names for a special needs person is good. Wham. Yeah. Pow Boom. Pow Boom. gives his names for a special needs person is good wham yeah pow boom pow boom and he's like boom and wham fork fork yeah that's not an automotive oh that's the last name what's up with the kicks oh these are just running shoes. You look like a front desk guy at like a Tough Mudder. That was going to say. Yeah.

There's a certain look. Wow. Yeah. Like the check-in guy. Have you done this before? Yeah. All right. Good luck. Yeah.

You're going to want to come with a couple of these Honey Stinger. All right. Another spam call. Kyle, is it going to be a wizard voice? Probably not. I used to get those yo it's a spam this is not normal yes it is that is a spam you robocall but this i've never had one i have i have a lot it Yeah. I just don't answer them.

Yeah, I've never answered. I get a lot of text ones lately. Oh, not me. I get so many text ones. I get a lot of text ones. Well, Rudy, on the stream, you're playing Castle Crashers. That was bad. You accidentally showed your Microsoft username. What does that mean?

Is that bad? You wouldn't think that would be a problem. Rudy, what's your Microsoft username? I accidentally just didn't know the Microsoft username. username what does that mean is that bad you wouldn't think that would be a problem rudy what's your microsoft user i accidentally just didn't know what i like the microsoft username i just used my phone number his username's his phone number what could it possibly be yeah and uh but weirdly like no one it's fucked now but uh no one noticed yeah it's up there yeah but whatever that's a good that's a really good idea for a username, actually, though. Like, not for, like, Twitter, like a Twitter handle or something, but, like, a secret username.

Just use your phone number. Yeah, that's a good. That's, yeah. I mean, I already essentially doxed myself. You do over and over again. Yeah, so whatever. Wait, what did you do? You said your first seven digits or something?

I said every digit but one. Rudy. However good that's a quick solve it's a rush it is kind of a rush like free soloing yeah did you get into that shit i'm obsessed with it now i like watching it i've never done it well no not doing it i'm infatuated with this shit oh yeah i mean the alpinist is i can't get over the people i didn't know people did that yeah oh yeah it's very cool do they just climb with like the two picks people well the people who do like the snowy ones you're talking mixed mixed style yeah you're talking freestyle and some people just use their fucking hands and they just go up go up these gigantic rocks without a rope it's cool because it's like every time you hear one of them talk about it you'd think that they're like adrenaline junkies but

they're like no it's like where i'm most zen it's like colliding the most dangerous thing with like they're just so how often do people die there's um 50 of the people who do it die and then don't do it it's insane yeah i think i like ended up kind of resenting them. What's another, what's a cancer with a mortality rate of 50? What's a cancer with a mortality rate of 45? It would be safer to get this cancer than do that. I don't even know that it's probably even more dangerous to do this rock climbing. Yeah.

Cause it's just, but this might be crazy, but I honestly kind of think that like, if you're that into it and this makes you happy, I'd rather go that just. But this might be crazy, but I honestly kind of think that like if you're that into it and this makes you happy. I'd rather go that way. Right. But yeah, they need to do it.

And like you could you could say that for heroin. Their girlfriends even understand. That would be better, too. Yeah. And this like one guy, the guy who did die, Marc Andre, he like would be on top of the world on cloud nine for like a week after he. Wow. Like he the like I the bet like i can

understand why they do it they're addicted it's a high that you have to keep chasing the coolest thing about him is there was no clout like he would just like he would do it without telling anyone he didn't want any cameras on him yeah he would just do it and be like that was right so they're in the middle of the documentary for him like free-souling these crazy alpines peaks that no one has ever even touched and then in the middle of it he just like stopped talking to them like disappeared they got him a phone and he's like i lost he said like an animal stole it and he went and just did the craziest peak that's ever been done solo without even telling them just with his girlfriend just chilling with them yeah that had to be frustrating imagine when you're showing like your girl my friend your pokemon collection

and then this guy is free soloing. He's dead. I'm alive. That's true. Yeah. I always hate saying that on pre-recorded shit. It's always a gamble. Every time. Always a gamble.

Always a gamble. We got 12 hours. Of what? I felt like that made sense we got 12 hours that I have to survive yeah I have to go till 6am yeah

fuck can you guys say it too say you're alive I'm alive say you're never gonna die I'm alive the shirt would sell so well. Oh yeah. Dude,

I'm so excited for the barstool store to just have the MOOC shirt. That's a hard shirt. Actually, dude, like four people are going to buy that. I think, I don't know. I don't know,

but I'll buy, I like it. I'll buy 10. Yeah. It's a cool shirt. My dad will buy a few. It could be the new Shea. What was the name?

Shea. Shea. Guevara. Guevara. Itvara it kind of that vibe ernesto yeah that's the real name you learned that in the crossword yeah yeah can i wear that shirt if i if i buy that's a good question the mook shirt i i have other shirts with my face on it my friends have made before so what yeah it's a whole thing i'll bring them in one time holy shit yeah you can wear the mook shirt okay you can't buy it though i think it's a whole thing. I'll bring him in one time. Holy shit. Yeah, you can wear the Mook shirt. Okay. You can't buy it, though. I think it's douchier if you buy it. Yeah. Oh, that's a good call. Yeah. Right?

I don't know the protocol there. I would say it's douchier to wear your own face. I think it's douchier to have a shirt. I'm so embarrassed when we're on the shirts, but what are you going to do? It's an easy one to explain he tries to pull up a video she's like well where is he at well he's always like it's his voice fuck yeah dude oh man anything else boys

I think that's it alright God bless