A New Untold Story - Baseball - A New Untold Story: Ep. 423

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

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Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. You mean you're going to reply to what I'm going to say? No, you're just going to say, no, that's a new untold story. Hey, is that story over told? No, baby. It's a new untold story. I knew untold story. I knew untold story

All I got yeah, fuck yeah, dude. That's all I got man. Oh, hey rap it okay. What episode is it for? Yeah, I was like 66 for 23 ah it is the area code of Eastern, Tennessee Namely Chattanooga. Oh, yeah, they got in trouble for those uniforms. What uniforms? They pretty much just said the N word on it. What did they say, nouga? But like, can you pull up the Chattanooga problematic uniform?

Sorry to already throw a visual curve ball. What sport? This is UTC. Was their like, their minor league baseball, I think? We'll get into that, trust me. Yeah, they're called the Lookout. Okay, so it's Nougat, which I get it. But the O's are very oblong.

Oblong O's. The O's are almost- Using the emoji seems almost- Yeah, the emoji's even an homage. The O's are literal eyes. Yeah, the emojis even at all Yeah, the O's are eyes O's and Nuga are literal eyes Yeah, you can't be using that you can't be wearing that some can Wow

Yeah, sorry to throw you off. No didn it didn't. Chattanooga, I love the name. The way it sounds. I think it's fun and funny and cartoony. It's up there with Walla Walla, Sheboygan, and Kalamazoo. I think they all sound Walla Walla, Sheboygan, Kalamazoo, Chattanooga. They sound like something like the Stooges would say. Yeah, if they got poked in the eye. Or if they saw some Great Depression the eye or if they like saw like some great depression Torpedo tits from Gene Harlow

Old Chattanooga Kalamazoo yeah, yeah, yeah City of about two hundred thousand okay beautiful area kind of middle of it I've been we've been we've been outside. Yeah, we've been close. We weren't in the city didn't we fly and land there I Don't think so. Okay, but maybe okay, maybe beautiful area in the Cumberland Plateau of the Appalachian Mountains Tennessee rivers flowing through but I think cities like 200,000 are like

urban purgatory Like we're talking about Des Moines, Akron, Mobile. They're like big enough to have like a skyline in the semblance of like a bustling city center with no people. Yeah. They're going to have like two skyscrapers, like a bank logo on it. Big enough to have homeless people, but not just kind of like a yeah like a purgatory a gray area. It's no real identity Yeah, I'm sure like people say it's up and coming. It's it. They'll yeah, it's hip Yeah, if you're coming from Richmond, Kentucky or Huntington, West Virginia. I'm sure it's amazing But that's Chattanooga. Travis Hunter is getting married there soon.

The Travis Hunter is getting married? Yeah, if you would have, if I didn't know that, I would have assumed he would be the least valuable candidate for the Sacramento Matrimony. Yeah. Wide receiver and D-back. Come on. Come on. Oh, doc. All he would do is cheat. Yeah. wide receiver and D back come on All he would do is cheat yeah, man, I'm gonna be has to be harder than covering Randy Moss I Don't know who he is probably I think he's like a chill guy. Yeah, he seems really cool. He's super cool He doesn't like drink or anything. He loves fishing. Yeah on paper. I would yeah Yeah, that is a good cover on the resume. No, I love fishing. Yeah, I'm cheat. I love star wide receiver and D back

Yeah, I'm gonna get married he's getting married in Chattanooga yeah A pick six is the sluttiest thing you can do as a man. I think so Yeah, yeah What's the sluttiest sports maneuver you think pick six um I think having had pick sixes is means you're slutty Yeah, but I'm sneaky stealing a base. That's a slutty fuck you think it's slutty. I think uh Yeah, but um sneaky stealing a base. That's a slutty fucking you think it's slut. I think Doing a good play after an injury after you're getting hurt you get up Yeah, and having like a sack right after

slutty or one baseball players get mad and they have good hair and they take their helmet off and slam it flip yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah slamming helmet down is slutty ice hopper goes straight smolder mode. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they know what they're doing. Mm-hmm grass Travis Chad I've had some moments there some big moments in your life. I've fallen out of Love I've fallen out of tolerance fallen out of toleration for the sport of wrestling in Chattanooga. That's when it stopped. Yeah How did you know there was this they have a tournament called the southern scuffle on New Year's Day? Sorry? That's sick. Do you think the southern scuffle 40 plus teams? Penn State's I think I think it's all the stars. I think it's a goofy name. Yeah, it was well It was on New Year's Day

So we would have to take a 10-hour bus trip on New Year's Eve from Kent to Chattanooga So we would have to take a 10-hour bus trip on New Year's Eve from Kent to Chattanooga In one of those like bootleg Greyhound buses like the ones with a weird carpet inside Yeah, the seats are out like a 45 degree angle acute It's like a reverse speed where like if they went over 50 miles per hour the bus would explode And I'm so dehydrated dehydrated as an extremophile just I'm still three pounds over so now I have to get there and cut more weight I am like I'm looking at the daily drink porn's Twitter account By wrestlers for wrestlers daily drink just post pictures of like a pitcher of strawberry lemonade In like wrestlers cutting weight would just like reply need that

That was so dehydrated we would like stop at rest stops And we go to like the and like the light weights who were cutting weight would just stand in front of the beverage Section and just spectate like try to like inhale. We would just spectate the fucking Gatorade like they were zoo animals We would just spectate the fucking Gatorades like they were zoo animals This one Thirsty we I would just stare at that and I would like Look it was an alpaca You put quarters in the feed it we were impossibly thirsty and I was a backup so

The milk didn't do it for me. Yeah, I didn't get any love. Just looking at beverages. Oh my god and like We had there's like TVs the size of an etch a sketch that played We're the Millers on loop like five times And like the heavier weight guys who weren't cutting any weight Would be like laughing their ass off at every scene driving me insane. It wasn't that funny. They'd be eating like a fucking triple dipper from Chili's. Like where did you get that? Chugging a gallon of juice in front of them and I would be so angry. And they'd be like, my name Jeff. And I'm like, that's not even the movie we We're watching It was the most miserable experience of my life

And like the starters at least like they have something to achieve like a goal like they can like place top four or win it And I knew what I was getting into So you were starving yourself. Did you did you yes get your ass kicked there at the southern scuffle? My ceiling would be going to and to and that's exactly what I did my first year, okay? Did you guys do like a sad little happy new year ball drop on the bus? Oh, yeah, and then like on New Year's Eve. We had to cut more weight So we had like two sauna suits that we had to recycle oh Alfredo would use it to cut three pounds, and he gave me his dripping wet sauna suit. New Year's Eve the balls dropping. I'm on a treadmill I'm on a treadmill. You're covering an Alfredo sweat. Trying to lose like. Can I use sauna suit?

Oh my god. We would pass them around because they're expensive and then like I remember waking up for the tournament and my first match People were still partying. Yeah, 8 a.mm. And I got the best win of my career. I pinned a kid from Iowa State who was like a national qualifier. And then I got off the mat and I was like, that is the best I will ever do, the best I can do. That was the highlight of my career.

And it didn't matter, it was the round of 64. 10 minutes later, I had to participate in the round of 32 and then lost a gutsy match to a kid from Hofstra. And I was just like, that was like the best possible scenario, me beating that kid. And it was 20 hours on a bus for that to happen. So did it hit you immediately like, I don't want to do this anymore? That's when I think I knew like, was this your senior year That was my junior year my senior year. I went oh and tube Got injured before I even competed. How'd you hurt yourself? I get my eye

Her busted open. Oh During drills, but uh this one. I know I was like I I can't do this for the rest of my life Was there a chance one more season, but you still did no I didn't oh you didn't wrestle You're saying I graduated okay instead of using my extra year, but okay damn, man All in Chattanooga Chattanooga. Where were you wrestling there at the university the UTC arena? I don't know I'm getting off the bus and like all the southern people. Oh hi y'all what team are you doing here? wrestlers

Penn State No, we're wearing the Kent State uniform. It's on my breast. It says Kent State. We're not Penn State in no world I'll be Penn State. I know it sounds like Penn State They got pomegranate in my lip like it was a Lucy I have like a pomegranate in my lip like it was a Lucy Sucking get some juice. They let you have one pomegranate see how's what I was doing. I was we're in the grocery store I'm just like licking pomegranates

I'm so thirsty. I'm not hungry I should be Come on 600 calories this month I'm on 600 calories this month. I'm so thirsty I was like I had a chemistry pipette and I'd like There's a drop like water on my tongue Yeah, but um you had have been a nightmare to be around like as a friend over a clue. So I was so cranky Were you snapping at people laughing at where the mill is feels funny, but don't laugh that hard

Don't laugh What was your first drink after tournaments? Uh pedialyte grape, uh half frozen Nothing better. Oh Nothing better. Would you like moan when you sipped it? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, the grape's the best. It's really good. I still like get it if I'm about to drink or I'm hungover. Like it's perfect.

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Usher, the king of R&B. Samuel L. Jackson was an usher at Martin Luther King's funeral. Oh, yeah. Full circle. Mm hmm. And then Usher or Samuel L. Jackson held Martin Luther King's junior's dad hostage. What? At college.

What? It's insane. Wait, hostage. What? At college. What? It's insane. Wait, wait. Samuel L. Jackson. Samuel L. Jackson grew up in Chattanooga. Moog, it's not Usher, it's Samuel L. Jackson. He bounced around, it was like he had a single mom, dad was an alcoholic, went from house to house to house,

and then ended up at Morehouse. He was exp- Morehouse College. He went from house to house, and then he ended up at Morehouse. And was exp Morehouse college He went from house to house and then he ended up at Morehouse That's where he held Martin Luther King's senior hostage Martin Luther King's dad Martin Luther King's dad

Yes. What was Martin Luther King's dad doing? He worked for the college For Morehouse. Yes What did he hold him hostage with? They didn't like the curriculum I didn't really, this is like Wikipedia Like it's, I don't know this is like Wikipedia like it's I Don't know did he get arrested. Yeah, it was a felony. Yeah unlawful

whatever But Samuel L. Jackson did you know the most or the highest grossing actor of all time? Samuel the box office Samuel. Well, what's it? What's what's his what's he got? He's my man to menace. I don't know after that he had a Clone Wars and that must be it. No, I mean You just don't want to talk about I just saw the list no I don't know what I don't know anything about is like I know like I guess he's just in a ton pulp fiction Oh, he's in like every Marvel. That's what it is Nick Fury. Yeah Mm-hmm. Yeah, He's the highest grossing actor Samuel L. Jackson highest grossing actor of all time

Seth Rogan grossest high actor I look like him a little bit so you do he's not gross. Thanks, man Joe Rogan Joe and Joe Rogan got slammed by Samuel L Jackson for using the n-word Joe Rogan said the n-word in comedy a bunch in his early podcast. Okay, okay? Samuel so again a full circle. Yeah, but you were in Quentin Tarantino movies Mr. Yeah, and Tarantino says it liberally, conservatively. He likes to read.

I use the N word conservatively. I say it a lot. Yeah, yeah, that's. We write it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spray paint it. I only spray paint it. No, I don't say it.

I just copy and paste. Yeah, I have a notes app that was written by a homie Fuck Joe Rogan's cousins with the lead singer of my chemical romance Really yeah, which is named Gerard way. Oh yeah, I'm Belleville Yeah, wait a minute you asked me his name, but then you knew he was fuck you No, I didn't know his name from Belleville He's from summit. I think I just know he's from Frank's town. Yeah, yeah Frank Frank knew that What else you've been into? Getting really high you're back high again. Yeah, how high the 7-eleven a shirt gave it away

This is yours. Yeah, I mean like compliment that to you. Yeah, really this heavy heavy compliment that yeah 7-eleven merch store is crazy. That's a good one It is nice, but I think people just like that it's Untraditional I think it would know cuz it would be good if if it didn't even say 7-eleven on it would be a good sweater They have really cool stuff. I buy I have a lot of 7-eleven shit. I had the 7-eleven flip-flops like two years ago I like the cross. This is one of my default stores. I go to buy stuff Dude, this man. I know man. No idea. I yeah, I buy a lot of stuff from seven. I'm not mad I know they have a lot of really great stuff. It'll blow your mind. Yeah, they're super so and really high quality stuff

Yeah, this is not match the store whatsoever Yeah, a lot of these lot of cool stuff. We're be Good on that hat is sick Yeah, they had a Tetris collab, I think. Oh my god, yeah. Let's see. Like 7-Eleven collab with Tetris? Of course.

You've been looking good lately. I've been dressing normally. Yeah. Cause we go back and watch old Yak clips and I dressed like. An orphan. Like a, yeah, like an orphan or like a walk of shame freshman slot.

Yes. Like, because you were also always like walking like you were cold. I was cold. Wait, Kyle Bauer obituary. Did you die in 2021? Wait. What did I do? Wait. You die in 2021 That'll be the funniest bit that's when I overdosed on weed yeah, you tried to jump out of Jeff D. Lowe's car

Jeff called me in a panic dude Yeah, Kyle. He's out of the car. I had a call. I had a DM your sister on Instagram. I Did not know that yeah, I had a rat what you said like hey, don't worry, but Kyle's in the hospital You try to jump out of Jeff D. Lo's car coming from the shore But I think it's just weed Here's like a Dose of optimism for anyone out there. I was like in my head, I was 100% sure I was dying. And there was a point where the panic like kind of dipped and it was more acceptance.

I was more worried about just like getting it over with. Dying? So yeah, it wasn't horrible, I'll say that much. Like I accepted it fully and I was like anticipating it mm-hmm the first person to die from from thinking about an overdose Yeah, I could yeah Have you guys been on the internet lately? Nah oft you can't I can't go on the fucking internet without seeing marketing for wicked first of all I didn't know it was that big of a deal I

Marketing for wicked first of all I didn't know it was that big of a deal. I Don't even know what wicked is the music about it was essentially a fan fiction written for Wizard of Oz It's like a prequel right of how the wicked witch of the West became a bitch I don't know it all but I know it's a musical and I know their marketing budget is insane I saw one like Kamala Harris level more to be like the highest grossing movie I saw one like Kamala Harris level marketing like the highest-grossing movie Maybe so it's part one, too I didn't know and I know all the actors the actresses are like people were concerned that they're not eating food Is that all is that Ariana? Yeah, Ariana and the other woman and their interviews are getting really really weird but I was just like how is this Wizard of Oz like Wizard of Oz I get popular but like

this fanfiction spin-off is Taking the world by storm and so I was like doing research on the Wizard of Oz first of all Do you know about like everybody knows about like Judy Garland being? Yeah being I was doing research on the Wizard of Oz The first ten man had to quit because they just gave him toxic makeup While they're like it he inhaled it. He just couldn't breathe they must killed him they caked it on that motherfucker wicked witches I was poised what year time frame was this Wizard of Oz the 50s wasn't the go Earlier the golden era the 30-minutes is our yeah, this is part of our area

This is part of our era is the wicked movie in color wasn't it yes It got color halfway through the wicked not halfway right wicked witch also a poisonous makeup She got second-degree burns the first scene she was ever shot then her she was riding away on her broom And the well we don't need that MOOC and the broom not yet the broom blew up So she burnt her green pussy So she burnt her green pussy Don't know this whatever they used to like propel the blue broom had like a smoke effect, so she scorched her green pussy What do you mean she was riding away on the blue in the scene in a scene? Oh, and it blew up

Okay, she pussy torch push a green pussy torched a green little green pussy destroyed The munchkins molested Judy Garland In the part of the cinematic lore or no her husband later called Judy Garland's husband that like did a tell-all and he was like yeah, they were those little drunks She was she they forced her to have sleeping pills and she could only have 80 cigarettes a day that was her diet that was it why'd you say own that was like she couldn't have anything else that's what she could have in maybe bra one munchkin got arrested during the filming because he was so wasted one munchkin got stuck in a toilet for 45 minutes so MGM had to hire a dude that was only helping

munchkins shit 45 minutes are these real men to hire a dude that was only helping munchkins shit 45 minutes are these real men yeah, they're real little people The snow scene in the poppy village for the snow was just shredded up as bestest So there's dropping as bestest like in the snow They knew they're covered in it. They knew what they had on their hands and then The munchkins made $50 a week

Terry Spitz made $125 a week Terry Spitz's played Toto the dog Made quadruple the munchkins per week. The munchies had a premier part in that movie. They were a big, big part. Yeah, that's Terry Spitz. He made, she made a- Terry Spitz is the dog. Yeah.

Terry. That's Terry. Terry made good, and with inflation, 1939, 125 a week. That's great. But then Terry had to uh I was reading this Terry they had to take two Two weeks off of production because one of the winky guards stepped on Terry and Terry was hurt for two weeks I was like what the fuck is a winky guard from the winky country from

The land of Oz oh yeah was country was a poor winky everyone was yellow Yellow tinted you know because as of the lore of the Wizard of Oz The land of Oz has more deeper lore more characters than we have Lord of the Rings Oh, yeah, can you pull up the map of the land of Oz it is they have a flag which is a sick flag Oh, look at their map I love it. There's four different main countries the Emerald City's there in the middle. There's winky country That's where one of the winky guards stepped on Toto Kwadling country munchkin land is much green countries where the house fell

And then what's the one to the north? It's a what the fuck is rinkading that's Mount munch is there Mount munch is there? What the fuck is rink a ding that's mount munch is there mount munch is there? But like the war and the lore is insane Cuz like they're so wrapped that like they're surrounded by a desert that like you cannot get through and then there's more shit out there And there's pages and pages and pages millions of words of lore. I love that It's insane like there's a college in munchkin munchkin country. You know about the college I didn't know they had a college. The College of Art and Athletic Perfection. Oh my God.

Yeah, it's taught, their dean is Professor Wogglebug. And it is, yeah, they have a college there. And then, Moog, I sent you the category, all the characters from Oz. And it is fucking insane. Those are just they there's so many Yeah, I love it. There's like there's like war going on. There's an Emperor of the Silver Islands named Chang Wang whoa And he touched a cursed pole and his spirit got sucked into the scarecrow

So the scarecrow and the wizard was is Chang Wang Wow And this is not even In the movie. Oh, this is just side shit. It's insane I Just kept on looking there's a dictator who was writing this L. Frank bomb L. Frank bomb yeah L. Frank bomb Yeah, dude, that's chat is that chunk though? That's a soul in the scarecrow. Yeah, it's crazy. There's a dictator named Dickus III.

Do you know about him? I don't. I don't know much. He's a pleasant looking man, and that's all they really have to say about him. Yeah. I think he rules the people called the Dicks. I wanna learn everything I can.

I almost wanna go back to school. I'll do this as well. There's 18 dudes named Joe, and they're the only guys that live in Oogaboo. I know Oogaboo. You know Oogaboo? Yeah. What do you know about Oogaboo?

I just know the name. Oh, okay, yeah. Everybody that lives there is Joe. And they're all men? J-O, go to J. Look at all of them. Those are all the guys. Joe Cheese, Joe Clark, Joe Cone. Joe Ban Joe. And they're all men? J-O, go to J. Look at all of them. Those are all the guys. Joe Cheese, Joe Clark, Joe Cone. Joe Banjo.

Joe Padlock's. This has deeper lore than New Platson. It does. Granted, it had more people, maybe. Sure. Developing it, it had more less Distractions modern man of 1930 they're very similar in in some senses both Quadrilateral to a fault yeah almost too

Rectangular I don't like that about new plus you guys both probably made this the shape first yeah you and bomb that and Land of Oz is magic. Right. Yours is a place where everybody is humble. Yeah, New Platzen isn't magical per se, but there are some, I guess, magical elements. Of New Platzen?

There's no come downs or sleet. And that's the extent of like, fantastic. That's the extent of fantasy that's the extent of fantasy Wrestlers are worshiped wrestlers are worshiped like pop stars. I think there was a man in munchkin village named book Boq yeah, yeah, he was the wealthiest and friendliest In the area he had mansion parties that reminds me of new Plattson sway jinx He had mansion parties that reminds me of New Platts and Sway Jinx Sway Jinx and Oz do you know about Lonesome Duck? No. Lonesome Duck's the only duck in Oz

Lives in a palace made of diamonds. Dude they were so funny back then too Dude and like people were just like this is this is some premiere Yeah, there's Lonesome Duck and he was so proud of how lonely he was he'd brag about it He like that was his biggest personality trait is like I'm lonely He was like super proud did he live in a palette I believe he lived in a palace made of diamonds He had a nice life Great life. He's like smog with gold. Yes diamond palace That's baller

Yeah, interesting place. I recommend going to the Oz wiki and just looking at all the canon events Do you said you want to go back to school? I want to be like an Oz historian a major in on I really do Kyle you're were you you're half munchkin half winky aren't you? You born right on the border of munchkin and winky You born right on the border of munchkin and winky The first off if you go to the month like the munchkins and munchkinville and munch munchkin country weren't they weren't Dwarven or even short percent yes, they were that's what tiny they're not all of them. They were tall munchkin No, they just some of them were normal stature. No, that's not true a munchkin village. Some of them weren't they weren't like munchkins. It's not derogatory It's just happened. They're called munchkins because that's what they were called Americans right big houses

One room Now they all look tiny dude, oh you're half much can have winky Oh my god. You're half munchkin, half winky. Half winky. The winky guards were scary looking. Yeah. You know about the winky guards? I remember the visual of it. Wait, I don't remember how big they were though.

Small? Oh. I think, no, were the winky guards yellow? No, I think they're green. They looked like British green. Yeah, they're scary as fuck. Yeah, it looks like an Eldon ring boss. Yeah, they're scary as fuck. They're tall. Don't like the Winkies. All right. If you're listening to this, smell your armpits right

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Go get unfucked mm-hmm save money What what what what do you got? I'm still on the baseball way you're still on baseball I am What do you got? I'm still on the baseball way. You're still on baseball? I am And I didn't even like I wasn't even attempting to do baseball research But I was just on Chattanooga's page and baseball fell into your lap mm-hmm and you know it's not nothing too crazy Yeah, so they have a minor league team called the lookouts the Chattanooga look we just saw that's the oh That was the eyes the double-a They've been around since the early 1900s In the 1920s a man named Joe Engel bought the team and he is one of the most eccentric

Promoters in baseball history how so he traded a shortstop for a turkey This is like the first sentence I read I'm not trying to do baseball shit I'm on Chattanooga's Wikipedia page. He traded a baseball for a turkey a baseball player a shortstop for a turkey Roasted it and then served it to the local sports writers who had been giving him the bird roasted it and then served it to the local sports writers who had been giving him the bird Funny is that what shortstop did he trade for a turkey like I had been so mad He had canary singing in the grandstands I Kind of some players should be like traded for funny things that drive promotion

Wait, he had a 17 year old left handed girl Wait wait wait Get away from that for now Okay, what you got? Uh oh He did other things, he raffled off horses during games Like full blown race horses To fans and like One fan won a thoroughbred

What the fuck, yeah what do you do with a fucking horse Yeah let me put this, if you're a peasant 1200 pound thoroughbred in the back of my 1200 pound Ford Model T Yeah, that's like pitting my ride. Just ruin people's lives. Yeah, I put a horse. Like a fan won a thoroughbred and it ended up competing in the Kentucky Derby. The one that he gave away ran in the Kentucky Derby? Yes.

The one thing I keep thinking about, like life was obviously truly like like way harder than but at the same time when you read these things It seems way easier. It seems you could do whatever you wanted and it seems like Land of Oz it there Yes, they did whatever they want it. Yeah, and like we're successful, right? It's like you just get oh, yeah, I got given a horse and then won the Derby. Yeah, thanks for the horse I want her in the Derby. Yeah, it's like what the fuck dude, and this is a minor league team like Right not even like a spectacle of a game or a minor league team by us the Washington wild things just had the jacuzzi seats Just yeah, we've talked about that a lot But you didn't know if you had the jacuzzi seats till you got there

And so if you were like you I was I remember you won them they're like you're the jacuzzi seat of the day It's like by you know like a Berg under dodge. It was like cricket. It was the lime green Yeah, it was a cricket. It was the cricket and it was so cool, but like if you want it You just didn't have shorts or anything you're wearing overalls So I was in yeah the Washington wild things had it It was not a good jacuzzi by any means like not you know how like there's the pool In the back of the Miami Marlins. Yeah No, no no no it was just a really small one which stuff falls we traded a kid for a train horn

That's pretty good deal for the goal horn. The shit was loud as fuck. Yeah, yeah, I mean you traded him for a They did like trade his kidneys like and then we got this their coaches like we have a train horn now You had extra money to spend yeah Too much it's a good deal. They should do like you shouldn't have to like Trade player for player. No you should be able to get other stuff. Yeah like it's like trade fucking Robbie chosen in Braxton Barrios for like a gold-plated casket for Tua If he continues to

Play if he's despite His situation. Oh wait Kyle Corvin was traded for a copy machine. Yeah, he's a baller too. He's good. He had a good three ball Yeah Well anyway Joe Engel He's a baller too. He was good. He had a good three ball Yeah well anyway Joe Angle His best stunt however was just signing a 17 year old schoolgirl. Yeah, yeah named Jackie Mitchell Like to play choose a lefty don't even go to it. I want to This girl she's playing and what team was she playing against the New York Yankees

So the New York Yankees came in for an exhibition game, but it was like Syria against the lookouts So we're gonna start this girl Teen girl yeah, they called her. What did they say? girl. Jackie Mitchell. A teen girl. Yeah, they called her, what did they say? The curves won't be all on the ball. When pretty Jackie takes the mound, they call her a mound artist. She has a swell change of pace and swings a mean lipstick. The tall slim teenager cladded a baggy lookouts uniform also posed for Cameras as she warmed up by taking out a mirror and powdering her nose was this big spectacle Oh, we have this little girl pitching for us a curvaceous teen on the mound

And she she struck out Lou Gehrig and Babe Ruth This is real She struck them out and like I went through articles it was legit Yeah, the deadly is rung him up the deadliest hitting duo in baseball history A little girl on the on the tiddly-wink squad comes to play back to back my god babe Ruth and Lou Garick that's insane oh that's an ASAPs fable that that's yeah no need that's like if the tortoise beat the hair and then dusted a cheetah Jackie Mitchell so she did learn to pitch as a child sure

Her next-door neighbor was Dazzie Vance don't you know he let the NL and strikeout seven straight seasons He taught her how to throw a drop ball In the in his backyard. What's a drop ball? It's a sinker. Okay, so she and then We know dazzle Vance. I don't know Tassie Vance at all He was involved in one of the most famous flubs in baseball history Are you worried your voice is gonna get stuck like this? He was involved in the famous three men on third incident Stuck like this he was involved in the famous three men on third incident

And he's a Hall of Famer of course he is yeah, yeah, she No, so she Let me get to it. So here's her pitch against her at bat against Ruth. I wish you had that bad No, she her pitching against okay Ruth tipped his hat and the girl in the mound at the girl in the mound and assumed an easy batting stance first pitch her trademark drop ball Ruth swung and missed by a foot Then he whiffed on the next one and struck out looking on the And he flung his bat down in disgust on the next one and struck out looking on the... No!

No backwards! And he flung his bat down in disgust. His right fist! Oh my god! And then she gave Garreg the one, two, three. Oh my god! Lou Garreg was coming off batting 341 the previous season. Then it's all downhill for Jackie Mitchell. Oh, no she walked the next batter and they they had to pull her

after one walk? She struck out, what is this Derek? and then she's out of here oh this fucking bitch dude that shows the tolerance for women back then oh no and Ruth like Babe Ruth was legitimately pissed. Like he, and he said, he was better, he said, women will never make good in baseball because

they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day. So the baseball commissioner at the time, Kennesaw Mountain Landis. Shut the fuck up! Which is a human's government name and not a mouth. at the time, Kennesaw Mountain Landis. Shut the fuck up, guys. Which is a human's government name. And not a... That's not fucking real.

Kennesaw Mountain Landis... That's the name of a geographical formation. That's him. He's like, oh, babe is right. And then he voided Jackie Mitchell's contract. No. On the grounds that baseball was too strenuous for women. No! Oh my god!

She, after one walk... She struck out Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, walked a guy, that's it, your career's over. How dare you? She should be world famous. Yes. That should be world famous. Yes. Because I looked it up like maybe...

Are there any movies about her? I don't know. Oh my god. And you just stumbled upon... That should be world famous. Yes. Cause I looked it up like maybe they- Is there any movies about her? I don't know. Oh my God. And you just stumbled upon, you cannot escape- I stumbled upon this. In the back of my mind, I think I may have heard it once, but it should be way more mainstream.

That is- It's like a 17- 17 year old powder her nose, all these stunts. Charlie D'Amelio striking. Yeah. I want- Dude, that's Charlie D'Amelio striking. That's Charlie D'Amelio striking out Shohei and Mugi. People are like, how would Babe Ruth fare against Paul Skeens? He literally struck out to Livy Don.

I want like a Disney remake of this I know yeah, it's all shit She was the second girl in professional baseball of all time It'll be so funny of like being there though and like she she lets up the walk and everybody starts booing yeah I think you fucking suck Get this woman out of here she's ruining the game the hardcore fans what it was a Ruth must have been hurting like how bitter do you have to be

like she couldn't do that every day yeah yeah and you get too tiring she was the second professional female professional baseball player who's the second Lizzie Arlington? Oh, no who pitched for the Redding Coal Heavers against the Allentown Peanuts in 1898 And she got the win and after she Retired the last three batters the crowd enthusiastically shout it good for Lizzy Wow

More than a thousand fans attended the game just to see what allington looked like and what she wore? Bad for women is gonna be a woman that good for her go She made history that will be she'll be immortalized forever. Yeah good for her the for a woman Professional baseball player the first ever they had her She entered the grounds in a stylish carriage drawn by her first start Was against the Reds when she was 13. Oh, yeah Wait back that up. What did you just say before that she got she entered the grounds in a stylish carriage drawn by two white horses In responding to applause by lifting her cap revealing her hair done in the latest fashion

We talked about this how easy it would be to like get into the MLB back then And there was a comment on our tick-tock that was just like they let anybody play and then there was one comment that just said well We've been talking about it like yeah, they let anybody anybody can be an Nah dude I was looking up for this day. I was looking up like I ended up on the congressional some award for the the highest level Award a civilian can get from the president and end up on this dude's page congressional some award for the highest level award a civilian can get from the president. I ended up on this dude's page, it's not even close to how fucking insane that is,

but Stan Moosiel. Moosiel. Oh, I've heard of him. Yeah, he's like a legend. What's he do? For like a baseball. For a promotional game, he pitched in college but didn't pitch in the pros.

They made him go against some absolute ringer for the first thing. They're like, oh, he's gonna pitch in the pros. They made him go against some absolute ringer for the first thing. They're like, oh, he's gonna pitch. It's gonna be crazy. And then the batter hit righty. And he's a lefty. Just like, bring up the moment. Like he was like, I'm just gonna switch hit for this.

And he drilled it into some dude's shin and was ruled an air. And then Stan just like left the field. He's like, fuck this shit. They just left. They were in on the promo game. Yeah, the promo was insanely good back then yeah, which makes me suspicious, but about the Babe Ruth thing, but

apparently babe, but like Babe Ruth would have been all if you that all accounts like He tried his hardest like he would never purposely strike. Yeah, and everything I've heard about Babe Ruth You think that he would to make the moment he would just send that thing into yeah, I would have been strike out. Yeah, and everything I've heard about Babe Ruth, you'd think that he would, to make the moment, he would just send that thing into orbit. Yeah. That would've been funnier. Yeah. Oh my God.

And then, so the girl Jackie Mitchell gets cut for being a woman and ends up on the. Well she led up a walk, dude. Yeah, can't be doing that. She ended up on the House of David team wait is that There's a religious colony in Michigan that sought to gather the lost tribes of Israel in advance of the Millennium So the colonies tenants included celibacy vegetarianism in a devotion to physical fitness Also, this sucks. Yeah, is it a cult it sounds like it, but uh what's the house of David team?

It sounds like what you do to try to limit your you're gonna have an occult yeah, so but no they work like Jackie Mitchell plays for them first game. They beat the st. Louis Cardinals eight to six then And Jackie Mitchell left the team because she grew tired of the players antics Jackie Mitchell left the team because she grew tired of the players antics Well, no donning fake beards and playing ball while riding donkeys Yeah, I gotta fucking quit these guys have Have a good thing going but goddamn my co-workers fake beards that is and there was like barnstorming teams, which was like circus mixed with baseball. And they had teams of fat men, teams of one legged men,

blind teams and all brother teams. So that was going on. All brother team. I think you can. We should do some Wikipedia speedrun to see how quick we can get to baseball. Any Wikipedia page will probably have a direct link to baseball. All, yeah, any American history. They all have Wikipedia pages. Every single player. It's amazing. Damon Thomas doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. Who's Damon Thomas? Oh, this is the Kim Kardashian's first husband.

He married Kim Kardashian You always you've been trying to shoehorn Damon Thomas into conversation so much man He's married to keep married Kim Kardashian the most famous person in the world right when? She was 19. He was 39 But no he married her in like she was high on Molly When they got married oh, no, I think that would be such a vibe to get married on Molly So Damon Thomas roll on Molly with Kim Kardashian, and then marry her You're not wrong

Yeah, but what if you like went into that like you took some Molly and then you end up marrying Damon Thomas That was my horrible for her. I think it was how long did they how long were they married long enough four years? Wait, he's pretty successful in his own right. Yeah, he doesn't even have a Wikipedia on Kim Kardashian's page is like redirects to his like R&B duo the underdogs damn goddamn Sorry desire Damon, let's get him on Wikipedia put him in ramjam. I think he's a horrible. I think he like abused her Oh, did he? Yeah shit

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Not in the ass. No it does. I am so obsessed with the 20s and 30s. Truly. Like I was reading about like just movies in general, like the production of movies on set. Every movie was just a war crime after war crime every actress was just I get that yeah, I mean war crime not like just they were just poison and assault

Even up until like the 60s Alfred Hitchcock like he what did he do the birds was that in the 60s? He ended up stalking the lead of that movie after it came out like he followed her around and stalked her. He made the movie? Yeah. He was the director? Made her. Oh, that's what he looked like?

Yeah. Every scene, every photo, he's not, I hate him. He was flabby. I hate looking at him. Yeah, he always liked to do a pose. He was a posey guy. Yeah. That's an ugly man. Yeah, I was reading, read like I got a book so I was Hollywood Babylon. Oh that sounds familiar

Yeah, I read the first few chapters of it fatty Arbuckle was a fucking menace. He's fatty. I got our buck he was an actor in the 20s and He just was like the old school did he basically? He just was like the old-school diddy basically Fatty our fatty our buckle dude loved boozing love yeah Yeah, he was like a munchkin and just trapping women like they were like they were rabbits. It was fucking insane He would just he actually trapping women he would like he would like throw these parties and then just shut the doors With like other takes is yeah, and you're not turn for job unfortunately. yeah, but he got actually Cancelled in the 20s for his antics which is a you can't get canceled in the 20s was a feat

It's been a while since I read it. I should read up on him again But I remember reading Hollywood Babylon just like you said I'm like this is a horror but like even until like the fucking like movie even until Probably now like Harvey Weinstein was like but if you're making like a Even like Milo and Otis that was filmed in China like that was the little puppy and cat movie Yeah, mm-hmm they at the end of the day they would just throw those in the river and have new puppies and cats the next Damn I feel so bad for the cats I was like they hate water

Yeah, you're treating your cat like a celebrity baby because you like you're you're showing pictures, but you have a emoji over the face You have the kitten emoji over the face of your cat. Yeah, I Don't like I think it's weird To show off your kids little too intimate Does it fuck with you like is two cats better than one To show off your kitten? I think it's a little too intimate. Does it fuck with you? Like is two cats better than one? Yes, as an observer. Well you're not an observer. You have to like- I don't get the affection I want from the little one, but it has made me respect the older one more.

So you like Piper more? I do. She's one cat of the day the last ten days. And what's it looking like today? She'll keep winning. Do you and your girlfriend decide? Is it a vote? Yeah, we both vote at the end of every day. It's always like, um, Piper in a blowout.

Piki not even up. Piki not even nominated. No, Piki hasn't even gotten nominated. Do you gather them and let them know I do and I think they can tell Do you like pick up Piper and give her more attention? Oh, yeah What about you guys Itching got fever for her fever for fever. Yeah, I've reached out to a person for a dog That's about it sounds about a

Like a deal. Yeah, it's looking like like a January 7th oh Shit, that's perfect timing. Thanks, bro. Get you through 25 mm-hmm No, it's like a treat to come back to on you know yeah, I think I'm gonna adopt an older dog That's what I was thinking everything you do is for pussy if I was doing that I get a cat what puppy you get a puppy no I like that move though old dog yeah get some good years just feed it like McDoubles yeah I just want to chill yeah exactly yeah treated like a garbage disposal mm-hmm I don't I've never had

my family never had dogs growing up so I like the idea of having a puppy terrifies me, and I'm so I know I'm a little intimidated by it solos tough. Yeah Just me hey, I'm leaving the apartment. Yeah. Yeah good cat Cats are just so like I mean I shouldn't think about this if I like a cat I should get one, but you are so hot and cold on cats You know my biggest issue with cats is live too long Yeah, that huge commitment yeah that in parrots parrots live a parrots live 30 40 years the cats 60 I mean how are you gonna be at the end of end of a pinky probably like six years dead yeah That's that's a deal like you, if anything came down to it, we could

give it up for now. Do what the pharaohs did. I don't know if there's like a what do they do? They bury the cats with them. Mm hmm. If you die, fun fact, if you a cat, if you pass away and you live with a cat, it'll eat you. It'll eat you almost 99% of the time. Yeah. Dogs 50 50. No, it's ya it'll eat you almost 99% of the time. Yeah dogs 5050 no dogs will to probably a hundred percent lick you no they like eat you eat you they don't they won't eat me They'll eat your meat they will

If you if you God forbid if you keel over Piper Pinky will they won't they won't wait a second. They will go immediately they will immediately start eating you yeah Yeah, I think that's like um There's no big real downside to owning a cat I Mean some people have allergies like some people. Oh, I don't like I'm allergic to cats sure the open-air box of shit Kyle I don't like how they show their asshole you yeah you Adapt to that quickly. I don't want to adapt to just a box of shit

Why it's a box of shit, but we once you adapt to it. It's nothing That's a good point and fuck then it's like all right and then Has as you smell double a little annoying as the amount of shit. Yeah, yeah Did you 88 the couch? Did you figure out who did it? Has the smell doubled? A little annoying. Has the amount of shit's doubled? Yeah. Did you 88 the couch? Did you figure out who did it? Did you get rid of the couch?

Who pooped on the couch? Who puked on the couch? Wait, I think it's Pinky, but baking soda. Got it out? Pretty much. But do you have to live with the fact that there was poop and vomit on the couch,

like right where you put your head? Like that would bother me, just like knowing that it once was in the top. No, I'm not weird about that. It's in the top, yeah. I don't use my couch what your couch. I'm a bad guy you go home and go right to bed Right to bed Kyle the people I do you go to bed and put on the VR headset too weird It's like a lot of people do VR from the bed Everything from the bed watch every television show every movie every game on a television on my phone

What about when you and your girlfriend watch a movie together on a phone? Yeah, where is the no people are like no way? Yeah, that's weird the view From a phone right in front of your face is just as good if not better than the television a big television But you have to use your arm. I hold it it like this yeah for an entire movie dude. I can curl so much That holding a phone is nothing I bet you could be but you're not could not get through the Irishman that way We do it every day, but the ice away is your girlfriend like have her head on your shoulder as you're holding the phone

I'm holding her phone. It's bigger than mine in front of our faces and say I'm not like ow And we're comfortable and we're like we are like hell. We are lying down on a nice big mattress with two expensive pillows That's more comfortable than sitting on a chair or a couch That is horrible. I Don't think that's what people that's what you do like if you're in the air you guys go down You guys go home and chill on your couch you sit down. I sit on my lie down I

Can lie down on my couch? I lied. Yeah, I lie down I mean I like chilling in my bed, too, but the phone thing is way crazier. Do you not use your TV? Never never never We did for a while. Have you watched the entirety of the sopranos on NFL red zone everything? I've watched is on my phone That's what you're always out about and You should start watching through the VR headset, and it stops you from like distracting yourself by scrolling through your phone Oh, I looked I looked right before this started through my most used apps My number one is the Gameboy app my number two is rollercoaster tycoon, and then it's Twitter

That's impressive and then uh What was my last one I? Forget, but then free cam right here cody his num his number two used app is clock That's so fucking weird. He had like two and a half hours on clock today hours on the clock. It's on the it's everywhere It's clock you're just lingering on the clock are you looking up other time zones That is so bizarre lock is his number one app or two how do you find that settings screen time then you click on the chart my screen time is pretty good though two and a half out two hours two hours eleven minutes a day that's

suspiciously good what do you know I use my TV? That's really healthy I'm at five hours. I've been good about like detaching. That's good, too Dup that went down one minute Two hours into yeah, that's really good. Thank you. What are you I gotta be in the ten? Hours a day you're in hours. It's not time, but I've had I've gotten the update like chill eight hours Let me say It's now would you rather see that or would you rather see your total gambling wins? Oh my god It's total gambling wins, I think you're up. No, I think you are it's too close

Have won like 20,000. Yeah, did you please tell me you cashed out I? Added a chunk to my savings how much was a chunk more than half healthy chunk More than half damn you mean course No, that's a and then do you still have a bankroll in the app No No You started gambling like a year ago, yeah You started gambling like a year ago. Yeah

Yeah, what have you been doing embarrassing embarrassing mm-hmm has there been something I don't know What the fuck nothing? I don't think it's just like a pile on lately for me. Oh I've probably been doing plenty of stuff like I go home. I sit on the couch and I play fan-made Pokemon hacks That's what I do and then I'll have dancing with the stars on the background. Okay, have you done all embarrassing? No, I mean I just like always have YouTube videos if I'm doing something on my phone I got is always throwing like a more you're not doing embarrassing things not really odd. I Don't I think lying down in your bed instead of sitting in the couches. That's not what I'm talking about. I like the in-between of going home and having that middle before bed.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, because if I stay awake in my bed, it starts to get uncomfy and hot. So if I don't see you here, you're in bed. Yeah. Horizontal. Yeah. Do you prop up pillows?

Do you sit up in bed? Two big foam pillows. So you're kind of... I don't know, I just prefer lying down I guess. Are you still hitting the gym hard? Yes. Yeah. Really hard.

Oh my god. We have Monkey Boy coming out next week. Oh My god We have monkey boy coming out next yeah, so Going 17 yeah, it's it's Worry about the hype It's nothing been overhyped. Yeah, that's of course like everyone knows about like monkey boys been put off for a year plus two years Coming up Off for a year plus two years coming up I don't know. I'm happy with it. Yeah, it's long. Oh

How'd you like going back to a Morgantown It was fun. Yeah Kind of underwhelming. Yeah the tailgate experience they suck and it was a shitty day But also yeah, yeah, I forgot you guys had to do that. Yeah last weekend. Did you get any good interviews? Mmm, okay nice. I don't know I try we tried to do this like fuck Mary kill thing with people But like there was a really obvious choice to do it was like fuck Mary kill the police Todd Lincoln Bill volume 2 Okay, and so you'd choose fuck the police Mary Todd Lincoln

Kill Bill volume 2 and this people just they weren't playing our game Yeah, and they were just like I'm gonna fuck Todd Lincoln. You know the friends would be like you're gay Yeah, yeah wordplay and Morgantown It's not it's not the wordplay capital of the world. I'll tell you that what do you think is? The wordplay capital of the world where's absole from? Absole yeah question. I don't know there's a Pokemon called absole Is he from Compton Compton? You know that for sure you guessing that sounds right because I think he's part of Kendrick Lamar's top dog or whatever Oh cool. Yeah, that's probably the wordplay capital. Yeah uh why

Cyphers rap cyphers who is absol be cerebral. He's a rapper Oh, yeah What have you been listening to? Nothing. I feel like 2024 has been the worst year for music at least for me I guess I like shitty music. I Like shitty music too. We all do I feel like it just 2010s were so good. I Think that's a better time in your life when you were enjoying music. I know and I keep telling myself that oh you just but I I just don't like any new music

Like even back then I would like like the top charts like some of them were like catchy. I Won't even listen to new songs. I just am like I what if I don't like it. Yeah, I just haven't yeah I haven't saved a song lately. I have not saved a song in so long Yeah, like Tommy smokes is like oh posting something about new music Friday, and I was like damn. I think I save not saved a song in so long. Yeah, like Tommy Smokes is like, oh, posting something about New Music Friday. And I was like, damn, dude, I don't have that. I think I save one song a quarter. I've had Spotify since like my freshman year of college, and I have probably 600 songs saved.

863. Dude, I went back to the beginning of like my first like songs on my Spotify from 2014 I think some bad EDM in there I'm like I'm afraid to save song There's a lot of bad in there. I don't I like that fun corny Yeah, I don't Rick Tropical the tropical I just don't like it wanted tears into like what I call a Christian EDM The tropical I just don't like it wanted tears into like what I call a Christian EDM

Christian EDM. Yeah, it's not Christian at all, but it sounds like yeah It sounds like something that Jesus would have fucked with European guys shouting like yeah, uh-huh Dude oh I went to Billy Eilish. Oh, yeah that chick fucking she oh, she's good. She's cool She I like her a lot, but I don't know any of her songs really. Like I know the big ones like Ocean Eyes or Bad Guy or whatever, but dude, it was fucking electric. Was she dancing around? She was running around. She is tiny. Really?

Yeah, you could post her up. I thought she was, okay, she's like thicker, but. She's just so small. There's that recoil video of her rolling over, I think. I didn't know she was. Yeah, yeah. You know the recoil video, Mooc? Mm-hmm

Mooc only watches recoil videos That's his genre of choice If I introduced if I reduce you to Resident Evil for jiggle physics mods you would be Yeah, they do better than anybody. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah Yeah That's what was embarrassing thing. I'm is like look up like jiggle physics and video games That's just not the ass I mean there was that Final Fantasy where you were the three chicks and it like Introduced the like you could pause the game and go just to the character models and look at them from any angle

Or you better alive volleyball beach fall yeah, yeah volleyball That they were that was beyond they never they would be stagnant like a They wouldn't their bodies would be statuesque and that they would still be jiggling. Yeah, it was like a forever jiggle. There was wind yeah Yeah, it defied it defied a lot. Yeah. Oh, I've spent over $400 on the Pokemon trading card app That's called Delta. No. No, that's the Pokemon game. I'm a fucking loser That's called Delta. No. No, that's the Pokemon game. I'm a fucking loser Like I added Lucas downstairs on Pokemon, and he had like 300 cards because you can open a pack every like eight hours And a pack has four cards five cards, maybe

And I have like 1,500 cards But they're digital yeah Is like a cheat code or you can just get whatever no there's no cheat code screenshot somebody else How do you so how do you play do you trade you build a deck you build a deck of 20 So you open you're saying open decks and you like no I've been packs and I build decks And that means that you just like pick the best ones No, no, no, no, no, cuz there's like you have to evolve them to get Good Pokemon it's it's it's it's tough

It's a lot of strategy How do you evolve them in the game in while you're battling? Oh, so you'd send out a squirtle and the squirtle has to stay alive until you evolve to war turtle and blast toys Okay, that's yeah, I get that yeah, I thought at first you were just literally opening digital cards. No no no damn another one No, but I have I'm also I'm subscribed to it, so I'm paying $10 a month for premium gifts, but they haven't Made that a feature yet. They're stiffen you on the game. There's just nothing that's premium yet. You're donating I am but I'm it's too good cause

Y'all hype beasts what? You know hype beasts what? Anything else boys mook can't sleep sleep last show before Thanksgiving or having Max Paige and Jack McCarthy on oh, yeah, very excited for that, but no I haven't been been up too much I've been eating a lot of eggs and I've been seeing a girl that has a cat Oh, no, and I think it's ruining my inside. So wait what the cats causing you shit? I'm just allergic to cats like you just coughing all the time. It might be the eggs that you're having Sorbent an amount of eggs. I've been having ten eggs a day and my the girl I'm seeing as a cat

So yeah, I think it's really making me shit. I'm not well the cats giving me awful gas and high cholesterol No one common side effect of cat allergy I've been eating omelets for every meal you're making For every meal yeah, I'm on like a health kick right now Don't do that. That's good. Yeah health kicks good sure sure yeah, but almost for every meal, and you're working out working out Eggs, and you're seeing a girl that has a cat so I just go over to her apartment and fucking choke Just can't breathe start sneezing, but it's going well Hmm how many times have you been there a bunch what oh? You're on a you're a bunch wave a bunch has she been to your place no, okay, okay?

Areas well how does that do she like try to the thing is like it would be easier to go to my place But my place is such a shithole that I is it dirty there. It's not dirty. Is it stinky not stinky There's just clothes everywhere right do you have a closet barely? Okay, so I'm just eating the cat allergy until I do laundry again, and then you're gonna have her ever yeah nice Dude nothing wrong with the way game. Yeah All right Who can't sleep? Monkey boy out next week poke Rudy worststrew are doing a Pokemon stream Saturday.

Pokemon part one YouTube video will be out before we do live part two. Great, yeah it's been fun. We're on Pokemon Crystal. Pokemon Crystal, yeah. It's called a Heracross. I retained, I can't even explain to you how. You had one of the dumbest moments

that you've ever had playing a video game. I don't know. What? He went up the steps and he thought it was like a maze, but it was just like, he just had to go straight up. And he was like, where the fuck do I go? And he kept, you have to see the video, it's impossible to explain,

but it was, he was like, I'm trapped, I'm trapped. I thought I was trapped. But I didn't know that, you character, you move over the mouth of the ladder hole, and it's like, I didn't know you could just fucking levitate up there and then go forward. Yeah, you just click the toggle up, hit the up arrow. That's all he had to do. You click the toggle up Up arrow. That's all we had to do. That's all we had to do that. You do not get to do that You do not get to do that, dude

Nick forgot about this. I played skyrim geoguessr. Somebody rip ass Sticky out of nowhere not me. There's his eyes are you rip ass His eyes Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not here dude, no, but it's like a permanent thing my body is not The eggs But dude, I played Skyrim Geo guesser. No way. It was fucking awesome. Oh, that's sick Were you good at it? I was way better than I thought I would be I remembered a lot more than I thought Oh, that's cool. Yeah, is there map gigantic pretty big. Yeah, but it's just the same thing geoguess are just in the video games Yeah, oh, that's really cool. Yeah, if you need ten minutes to kill that well, I'm trying to think I think I'd be better at

an oblivion geoguess er Yeah, I had more I more hours on that fallout 3 would probably be my best geoguess. I'm sure they have one for other ones Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah. Interesting stuff. All right, God bless.