A New Untold Story - BDDB - A New Untold Story: Ep. 355

Episode Date: August 3, 2023

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Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. Hey everyone, this is Enrique and you're listening to a new episode of A New Untold Story. Don't even try it. Don't even fucking try it. That's insane. You got me fucked up. That's your reply to what I'm going to say.

No, you're just going to say like, no, that's a new untold story. Hey, is that story old or told? What? No, baby! It's a new untold story. A new untold story. It's a fresh, big untold story. A new untold story episode 483 355 which is not a functioning area code but don't worry. We got more.

Yeah, what do we got? We'll get to it when Enrique leaves. Yeah, Enrique, we have you in here just for the beginning because I wrote some news jokes today about the one thing that's in the news. What is it? Lizzo. Oh, yeah. So I just have some stuff. And you're HR, HR adjacent.

Yeah, people team associate member. OK, so people team associate member. So if any of these go too far, HR wise, we'll just censor them beforehand. Great. You want me to give you thumbs up, thumbs down? Just yes or no or what I could change. OK, so the news. All right, let's go.

Lizzo was sued by her background dancers for sexual harassment if lizzo loses all of her background dancers she's still technically a front round dancer on account of her belly can we do is that fine yeah i don. I think you're fine. OK, so, yeah, she's being sued. This suit is huge, said Lizzo's personal tailor. I still think you're not breaking any rules. Lizzo has been accused of fat shaming one of her background dancers who has gained some weight. Lizzo said she felt as if she was being upstaged. But if you think there's any more.

But I think if there's any more weight on that stage, the last thing it'll be is up. It'll collapse. Okay. I think we're still fine. You're headed up. Lizzo plays the flute. I think she misinterpreted the pied piper. She eats a lot of pies.

Constantly eats pies. I still think you're good. Lizzo doesn't rap, but should still be on the cover of XXL hell put her on the cover of Consumer Report any digest put her on one page maybe that one

we avoid it'll cost an arm and a leg if Lizzo loses this lawsuit and if she wins Hey, maybe that one we avoid. It'll cost an arm and a leg if Lizzo loses this lawsuit and if she wins and continues her career. Yeah, maybe not that one. Apparently, dancers were peer pressured drug use at this strip club. Maybe Lizzo should try cocaine if she wants to lose some weight. And ironically, if she spills some blow on herself, she'll look like an eight ball.

Oh my god. That's the limit? We hit a few points. Fat, black, and associated with the flu. Okay, we're stopping that one there. Snorlax is now available in the new app Pokemon Sleep. The game allows you to catch Pokemon based on your sleep performance. Sleeping next to monsters?

Finally, a MOOC simulator. We can keep the last part, but the first part. You're strapping it on your ear, dude. You're strapping it on your ear. I was talking about, that was a different joke. I wasn't talking about Lizzo anymore. Oh, great, yeah. I don't know why you thought I was talking about Lizzo when I started that joke. You can send out the

the mook one on email. I love my demons. We just have to censor. Okay, we know which ones to censor. Yeah. Cool. Well, thank you Enrique. Thank you for having me. Thank you for keeping my job safe. What? No promises.

Thank you Enrique bye have a good show skedaddle yeah that's all I had for that that's more than enough I did

this all took me six minutes it was so easy yeah so easy can we get a clap from Rudy real quick yeah Rudy why don't you clap

that was so quiet how did you do that real quick yeah Rudy why don't you clap that was so quiet how did you do that I don't know yeah that was way better are we still good we're chilling does anybody have the sponsors of today's episode

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What's going on, Rudy? You're in Chicago. True. Where are you specifically right now? I'm in my apartment building. Looks good. You're in the amenity floor look at all those amenities man god damn it looks great why do they have a podcast room is that what you're

saying it's a yes they have a podcast room wait actually that's like an amenity at your building these that's absurd what's happened to this world yeah i went and viewed an apartment actually that had a recording studio that's pretty cool like for musicians in a rough area it formerly was a rough area that was playing homage to what it used to be and then they had an art studio but i didn't go into that building i honestly was sort of off put by that i'm kind of up pissed at you because i text you and i was like hey man i haven't seen my apartment yet um my lease started i'm locked into this place for a year i'll pay you

to uber past it just to see the area and now you won't tell me what it's like you're just like you're gonna have to wait and i'll tell you i was gonna tell you now all right tell me now you are all the way tripping am i in danger is that bad it's totally totally fine thank god oh thank god because like when i looked it up mook i told mook the address and he just like the first thing he told me was like oh that's a cool he didn't tell me all that's a cool area he wasn't like oh that's like very you he just goes you know you're 10 minutes from o block but it's a 10 minute drive he made it seem like it was like a hop skip know you're 10 minutes from o block but it's a 10 minute drive he made it seem like it was like a hop skip and a like i could see o block like i'm like on q or r

you know this though i do immediately googled yeah oh it's a 10 minute drive that's how i'm judging everything in chicago how far it is from o block. How far can like bullets go? I have no idea. Yeah, actually, hold on. How far, like even if it like, like skipped like a stone and hit you in the ankle. That would happen to me. How far can a bullet travel? 600 yards. Oh, you're good.

Yeah. I think Chris Kyle would have something to say about that. Kyle, that smoothie's been done for how long? I got spirulina left. Nah, I got you a milkus. What? Fuck you. What?

I hate milkuses. What is this, carbonated milk? I don't know. This couldn't be worse. I went and I got myself a Red Bull and I snagged you a milkus. This couldn't be worse i went and i got myself a red bull and i snagged you a mucus this couldn't be a worse beverage just theory if you want to if you want to eat it milk if you want to slurp in the mic just have a mucus instead spirulina it's a biomass of cyanobacteria

ah that's good yeah oh you're a mucus guy it's korean's good. That's great. Yeah. Your milk is good? It's Korean. Yeah, of course it's great. It's. Yeah, it tastes like something. Oh, no, I'm good.

I had one. It's not bad. You can't taste the milk. What? What does it taste like? It tastes like a fruity carbonated drink. Yeah. Yeah. There you go.

I got you something, too. Yeah. There you go. What's this? Nah. Nah. This is pathetic. This is pathetic this is pathetic dude i can't apple i'm still on that wave if you drink like a 32 ounce like kiwi strawberry snapper or a gatorade like that is the fattest thing in the world um no but rudy

everything's good yeah i don't have um any of my stuff how are you going to sleep i got an air mattress okay target but do you have any like pillows or anything i bought pillows i bought sheets it's actually air air mattress technology has come a long way it's actually you know we're not following in anymore yeah i remember that yeah you don't turn to like a laminated taco did you guys be very nice we're old enough to be in the age where like my room had like an inflatable chair and an inflatable couch that was really sharp it was like they were like yes i had one in my i had one in my gaming room for my original xbox and it was you had to like peel yourself off it was disgusting yeah yeah i just was super sharp um it was purple it was bright purple exactly right yeah

kyle but i have none of my stuff you have a cup how'd you get a cup it's a nice cup i bought one cup you went about one cup actually got two because when I realized they were 55 cents, I have a coffee cup and I have a tea cup. So the neighborhood, our neighborhood, what are you thinking as far as I go? I'm thinking we're right where we're supposed to be in terms of stereotypes. You and Kyle couldn't be further apart from what you are. couldn't be further apart from uh what you are we yes true but um more so me but in terms of like the gentrification spectrum is it similar to west village uh yeah it's like brooklyn and west village kind of combined that makes for the most insufferable people ever. What is the talent? Male talent. Yeah, hunk-wise.

Physique-wise. Physique-wise, it's dudes that are working out, but they are not aware of cutting. Oh, a little hefty, yeah. That's sexy. Kind of like you. That's what girls like. Yeah, but guys who judge guys will judge that. Yeah, no.

Do you judge guys? We look down upon that. Yes. Exclusively now. guys you know we'll judge that yeah no you judge guys yes exclusively now so you want would you rather live in an area of hot guys or hot girls um i guess hot girls i wouldn't like they're not just whatever yeah i feel it i feel that um we uh got back fromua. I'm going to get in trouble for saying that. What? For saying that. Well, take it back. I take it back.

Yeah, you're good. Babe, keep listening. What? I fucking took it back. I took it back. No, no takebacks. You're fucked. No, babe, stop it there.

Does Nick say no takebacks? No, finish your milkis. We got back from Nashua. Moot, can you change this to a different HDMI? By the way, you guys are 25 minutes from o block not bad so 15 minutes for me good that's a good distance to be from home is it diverse rudy

not that i've seen it so mostly like white people yeah um i did walk i did go buy a polish oh man fuck do you know which hdmi you're in no no i don't well uh we're in nashville nashville was a blast first off thank you to everyone who came especially the people where they you guys were awesome yeah very very Bad. Very, very funny. Very weird or very chill, which what I like about guys. Yeah. For God. But while we were there, this is a not even a minor league base.

This is not even the minor league. This is not even double A. It's below it. It's this is the Futures League. So it's for college players to get some film of them using a wooden bat right and there were dudes having they rented out the pagoda having a bachelor party at this game getting real they were there and they're like it's his bachelor it's his bachelor party and i'm like which one's the groom and the guy's like me i'm like oh hell yeah dude congrats and kyle turns

around and looks up at the guy and goes oh oh, yeah, you're going to cheat. I was like, what? And the guy did not like it. I didn't know what to say. And I thought that would be like kind of a compliment. He didn't like it. I would have appreciated that. He didn't like it at all.

He didn't at all. Oh, yeah. Well, I was I didn't know what to say to someone who's at a bachelor party there. So I wanted to hype him up a little bit like you have the ability to fuck you're gonna cheat on your not even wife yet but also while we were there they sprung on you that you're going to be doing the world capitals right and they didn't tell me it was going to be alphabeticals do a plug and plug and they did hit you with an alphabetical list. But what I want to show is I didn't watch this,

by the way. Yeah. I want you to watch this because I thought I did well. Yeah, I think so. We're not talking about geography wise, but it's I want to show your reaction to when she says you're doing great. It is the biggest wrench that could ever be thrown i was

gonna hit her with the people's elbow slam that girl we get full screen here i don't yeah look at you react say you're doing great i know oh fuck can we turn up the volume mook because in my head like i couldn't think of anything worse than missing one like that i knew this was going it was almost like when she said you're doing great it came out of her mouth like a comic book voice bubble and you had to dodge it. I know. Go. Afghanistan. Kabul.

Yes. Albania. Tirana. Algeria. Algiers. Australia. Canberra. Austria.

Vienna. Bahamas. Assam. Bangladesh. So my world came crashing down. I thought she may have done like an unofficial territory. You thought on a roll. Yeah. Like Montserrat, which I don't, I don't know all the territories. I know Montserrat's Plymouth, which is a ghost town. Fun fact.

But I did not know if I would have missed one. I wouldn't have continued that day. I would have went Ubered right back to the hotel. On a roll here. That's where I, yeah, it sounds on a roll here. Oh my God. On a roll here. That's the wrong pronunciation that would have been the low light of my life

i know i'm privileged as hell but that would have been the worst moment of my life if i missed yeah but you tried to dodge literally dodge the question yeah not figuratively yeah oh my god yeah that made me that made me chuckle when i was watching it but you did good of course you went alphabetical i know but yeah i'm excited for that to come out we still have to do a lot of good stuff yeah um there was a couple snafus or maybe one one snafu which would probably be the most important moment he probably noticed it and i fucking knew this when we did the meeting with the sound guy it was like 16 the sound guy was 16 and just like i he kept he kept saying you understand you understand we're gonna play this song here and he was like yeah yeah i got it it was like mgk when

he was taking his bracelet off but When he was taking his bracelet off. But yeah, and then so Monkey Boy, his first return in a decade. I just forgot to play music. So the dude's just like, yeah. You need music. Yeah. We're going to make it right, though. And it did end up, it ended up being very well.

Yeah. Yeah, but I'm excited for it. We'll see how it goes. Wait, so this guy's been in retirement for however many years, and came out to do his first monkey boy bit and all you can hear was the grass moving just him like screeching on the grass with his monkey paws in front of 2000 plus people yeah damn i also heard it was uh the longest game in franchise history yeah yeah broke we're a little old i feel really bad because um they were like hey we're gonna mercy rule we're like ah we have like three more things to do and uh they were like all right we won't mercy rule and

so the players had to have hated us the coaches people that were trying to do stuff afterwards every single player every single person yeah it was the score was 25 to 1 25 to it was a four and a half hour game jesus that picture of you and the mascot kyle is the funniest thing i've ever seen so wholesome so i don't understand you need to be on the brochure why is it is funny i just i just pose with just a thumbs up like you were really excited i was nervous he was 16 years old i don't know yeah Yeah, I know, but it's good. It was good. Couldn't tell. What's the area code you moved to? Today is episode 355.

Like I said, 355 is not a functioning area code. 355 is the titular number in the 2022 intense and epic 40 plus female spy thriller, The 355, if you remember that. I actually had to. I had to watch that for an episode of LCB. Oh, well, it raked in an astonishing $28 million in the box office on a $75 million budget. What? While also racking up a gutsy two dozen percentiles on the film aggregator rotten tomatoes so you saw it i didn't but from my understanding instead of basing the plot around talented or even very talented female

spies this film flaunts girl power and empowers women by showcasing female spies with other worldly skills like dodging bullets by doing the limbo. Yeah. The film stars Jessica Chastain, Penelope Cruz, Lupita Nyong'o. Good. Fan Bing Bing. Yes. And Diane Kruger.

Yeah. A very diverse cast. For those that are uninitiated, that's an American redhead. Yeah. A Spanish senorita, a Kenyan aphrodisiac a chinese sex kitten and a german blonde yeah the steelers logo cast the yellow coming from kruger's blonde hair yeah yeah yeah

what was the korean's name the chinese sex kitten yeah chinese fan Chinese sex kitten. Fan Bing Bing with no spaces. Yeah. Jesus, dude. Fan Bing Bing, no spaces? That's like Thompson in China. Bing Bing? Yeah. 355 facts. You think Bing Bing is the equivalent of Thompson in Rarity? Or maybe...

Like McDonald? Maybe Cunningham. Maybe like McDonald's. Maybe Cunningham. In 2014, 355 shootings took place in Chicago within a three month span. Oh, that's four people a day getting shot by a fucking gun in one city. That is absurd. That's four people a day were getting shot by a gun.

That is so many. Every day for 90 straight days. That is so many. So many. $355 million is the Mets payroll. Okay. The largest in the MLB and a pair of Amsterdam twins

racked up 355 000 bodies sexually they're prostitutes before their retirement after 50 years that's luis and martine fuckins fuckins there's no way the prostitutes last name's fuckins the fuckins twins racked up 355 i guess they like luis did way more than martine like she did like 295 000 the other one did but still thousands and thousands hundreds of thousands all in america amsterdam's red light district or amsterdam's rodeo biart that's 355 that's uh that's a hell of a body count 355 000 well there's 355 days in a year plus 10. So that's. Yeah, that's no, they weren't.

No, there's no way. No, they weren't. I don't even. There would have to be some sort of medical. They have. They have to have AIDS statistically. Have to have. Yeah, have to.

Yeah. They're old and they're fine. Well, they're fifth or at least they're probably 70s. They're in their 70s. They start when they're 20. Well, they're fifth or at least they're probably 70s. They're in their 70s. They start when they're 20. Yeah. OK. No.

Rudy, would you would you sleep with somebody that's had sex with over 100,000 men? Probably. I think it would be. I mean, a body count shouldn't matter, but 100,000. 100,000 is a lot. It almost would have to be like just out of curiosity. It would be crazy to find a dude that hasn't fucked your girl. Yeah, there'd probably be someone in there still. Yeah, statistically.

Somebody who's always fucking your girl with you. Speaking of which. What? Today is Augustust 3rd if you're listening um and we have two birthdays two american icons tom brady and martha stewart happy birthday so like i said speaking of which the question is do you think they can be linked through sexual degrees of separation could i find a way yes i don't has martha stort been vocal about who she's fucked and again this is the hard part because i'm sure yes it would be easy to find

this based on just anyone they fucked but these are public confirmed bodies yeah confirmed bodies yeah that are public online there's no way can they be linked the well the short answer is yes that's that's yes that's a short fucking answer well a short answer the only short answer is the long answer is the long answer is brutally long because i had to do it i I had to link them. We'll start with Martha Stewart and Anthony Hopkins. Wow, really?

The 81-year-old felonious retail influencer was dicked down by Elephant Man star Anthony Hopkins in the early 90s. While on the set of 1997's Amistad, Anthony Hopkins is confirmed by whosfuckedwho.com to have fornicated with the film's POC producer and 20 time Emmy winner Debbie Allen. Wait a minute. Who's fucked who.com? It's who's dated who.com. Okay. A little bit of, you know. Debbie Allen is confirmed to have consensually had her perfect pussy perforated by the endowment of now disgraced philanthropist and actor Bill Cosby while on the set of The Cosby Show

in which she guest starred in a 1988 episode. Okay. So we went from Hopkins to the director to Cosby. To Cosby. Footnote, this isn't funny. Bill Cosby was disturbingly accused of sexual assault by supermodel and Vogue cover star Beverly Johnson. Thank you for the footnote.

Beverly Johnson had consensual coitus with boxing star and cervical sommelier Michael Tyson when the two dated in 1986. Ding, ding, ding. Mike Tyson also dated and defeated British supermodel Naomi Campbell's international

innards by technical knockout from 1989 to 1990. Naomi Campbell was vaguely dethroned by billionaire royal Prince Albert of Monaco while the two were in a

relationship from 1994 to 1995. Prince Albert of Monaco's the two were in a relationship from 1994 to 1995 prince albert of monaco's penis also made multiple cameos in reality tv star sonja morgan according to a blurb on the real housewife's own personal website sonja morgan was reduced to a puddle of orgasmic bones by cars co-star owen wilson no way over the course of their brief relationship in 2017 no way owen wilson dated his you me and Dupree co-star Kate Hudson whilst fucking her ad nauseum from 2006 to 2009. Kate Hudson is confirmed to have passionately fucked former Hollywood superstar in person Heath Ledger in 2002 on the set of Four Feathers. Heath Ledger cinematically fucked legally blonde star Reese Witherspoon's ex-boyfriend

Jake Gyllenhaal in 2005. Jake Gyllenhaal dated and fucked Taylor Swift from 2010 to 2011. Taylor Swift dated and fucked John Mayer from 2009 to 2010. John Mayer dated and fucked Busty Garfield, buxom Jennifer Love Hewitt in 2002. I thought you were just about to say Busty Garfield.

Stacked ass cat. Love Hewitt Fucked and dated The cishet TLC host Carson Daly From 1997 to 1999 Carson Daly Fucked and dated American Pie star

Tara Reid in 2001 And finally Tara Reid fucked And had a fling With birthday boy Tom Brady in 2002 Wow Connecting birthday boys

They have been linked Connecting birthday shit That's awesome Way to find the pussy Thank you That was uh Vivid connecting birthday shit that's awesome way to find the pussy thank you that was a vivid yeah you would think it would

take less I guess I don't know how many bodies was that I took I could I took liberties with some I think some are just you know it's a website that says they had a sexual encounter well I think some are just, you know, it's a website that says they had a sexual encounter. Well, I think that counts.

Yeah. I might have to make that that chart will flow chart. Please. It'd be interesting to look at. I was a Twitch streaming with Maresh the other day. We're playing the Jackbox game where you design the T-shirt. Great game. What is you draw on a t-shirt it gets sent in and scrambled like it goes to somebody else and then you do a random caption and you don't know which t-shirt design or caption you're

going to get you have like a choice of four of them i'm doing an awful job explaining this most people know this yeah yeah and you get to match the graphic of the shirt with a caption you got and there's one that was made i saw it it's there's who is that we need to hire whoever made that we might need polar in here because this might have to be our next shirt but it's a we're playing with random people who just hopped in listeners viewers yeah viewers hopped in it's a it's a sun in the top right of the shirt on the top right breast and then at the bottom left is a really big hard black cock and the caption says black dick don't burn it makes so much sense but so little it makes so much yeah and like i love how far away the balls are from the body i want like i think this could really uh sound off in the

comments if you'd wear this shirt you gotta be a bunch of white dude stone cold killer to wear that shirt i think the the phrasing itself could pop off in the in that in the community yeah bddb don't burn it's it's nice it's um what's it called uh palindrome yeah bddb yeah and then like it could be like a when all of our white male fans just dap each other up a black dick yeah let's try to make the phrase take off first and then and then we'll to get the shirt off the ground. Maybe we could just do B-D-D-B with the sun. Yeah. I think that could actually work. My favorite one of the day, though.

It's just an arrow pointing left and it says, not my son. The game is funny as fuck. Yeah. We'll have to run those by. Maybe if you guys... Next time let's have polar in next week and every shirt we show her is a different design of black dick don't burn yeah let's just make so many so many colorways and city one colorway. But yeah. Okay. Yeah. Different derivatives. Different city additions. Cities.

You have one for each city. It'll just have a flag of your city on the arm. Dude, that will pop up. Every major city. As a black dick don't burn. Yeah. That's the new phrase. That's it.

Oh my God. That is amazing. I was laughing so hard at that um today's episode kyle also brought to you by game time game time um i got a new phone and i'm logged out time game time yeah talk about it while i get the actual copy my parents just used it yeah well they they're going to the eagles uh the band in raleigh which is quite the concert eagles in raleigh yeah but you should be using it too like i said i keep saying this but i feel like some of you are lazier or on the lazy side and still haven't purchased tickets for a summer event a late summer even an an early fall. You got to get on that.

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Redeem code UNTOLD for for 20 off your first purchase in terms of course to apply you guys know how the terms work we got football coming up we're gonna go to a bears game in chicago oh for sure with game time for sure i kind of want to get the dick the mike dick a sweater but i owe you everybody will be everybody that moves to chicago in the first three months probably buys that that and like an Urlacher jersey. Yeah. Yeah. Every like really beat up ironed on number jersey I see is always Urlacher

and I don't know why he was big. He's not bald anymore I guess. Yeah. I don't know how you can do that. Yeah. Just get a toupee. No, you just stay bald. He was one of the he's the dude who looks better bald. Oh, I think you're just used to him as bald. Maybe that's it.

Maybe so. What else we got going on? We're talking about Twitch. And what is the website for Twitch? It's twitch.tv, correct? Yeah. And then slash username, yeah. Quick fun fact.

TV, the domain.tv, is owned by the nation of Tuvalu. So each country gets their own. So the island nation of Tuvalu makes over 10% of their total income off of people using that domain. Wow. They get a percentage. Because they don't have a lot going on. It's like 10,000 people, only a handful of businesses. What's the capital?

Funafuti. Funafuti. You're on a roll oh man yeah how did you yeah how did that i thought you were being like how can you be on a roll after one that's what i thought you're being condescending damn you're crushing it yeah um no no that is that is how do you you've been having way i'm like you've been you have so many fun facts. I've been having fun facts.

Is that the new thing you're doing? No, I'm not going to hide this anymore. It's the geography subreddit r slash geography. It's been dormant for years or a dud for years. It's like finally within the past month, month or so, it's like it's popping off. You get a lot of good information from there. And they did like a fun fact thread. And I've been just hoarding them. What about you any facts um technically india is the only subcontinent what that means don't know just read the title of it i don't get that yeah i don't know

i don't get that that's the only no uh well i was when i was trying to write the news today, I saw that Beyonce is selling tickets to her show that are listen only. You can't see her for $157. Yeah. So you can only hear the concert and you can't see her. That's fucking absurd. Yeah. That's she. Is she a good person?

How would we know? She could be really good. Yeah, it's tough to gauge. I always hate that. Like, oh, it's like, they're such a good person. Couldn't be a better person. You don't know.

No, no one knows. When the cameras are on, I try to be the biggest sweetheart in the world. I think Mook is a good person. I think I can say that confidently. No, dude. No, yeah, you might not be. Let's move on.

I'm a good guy, I think. Yeah? Yeah. I think you're a good guy, undeniably. So it's been a week. What's the letter board? It's been a week. Oh, like it's been bad?

Did you hint at a W? Which would be kind of bold. I have a feeling it's about to get cut in half when I tell you guys what it is. So it's up to how we react? Is it a personal W? Yes. Okay. I'm hype about it.

You're hype about it? I'm hype about this. But I think, I'll just say it. I was talking to an ex philly queen of mine we're still friends a while back and she told me that i am now eskimo bros with mo bamba so wait she just texted you and told you she she fucked mo bamba we like call it that's not cool at all dude what i think that's awesome you know it's not not awesome. Your ex texted you just to tell you she fucked Mo Bamba. Not like an ex.

I would be so mad if my ex was dating an NBA player afterwards. No, it was like we're friends. Dude, Mo Bamba. Yeah, that's sick. Me and Mo. No, you're naive if you think being an Eskimo bro with an NBA player is... I think it's pretty cool. But it's the way

it was delivered to you. Mo Bamba told you that. If you guys came to that conclusion mechanically, that would have been sick. If I dapped up Mo, that would have been sick, yeah. I knew this was going to get fucking cut. That's not a W at all! Ruling, Rudy.

Being Eskimo buddies with anybody is not a flex. If you had somehow figured it out, like not through her, then it'd be a fun fact. Like if Sheck West told you like, hey, by the way, dude, you got to hear that. Yeah. Fuck. I thought that was a W. Why?

No. Me and Mo Bamba? A girl that you used to love is getting a colossal nba dick yeah oh the size dude the size he's a center correct he's seven foot oh with a 7 10 wingspan and he's thick too right he's a big boy what is this girl's tastes if she that is this girl's tastes are joey chestnut show a scar of anything dude that spectrum transcends extremes i think it's pretty cool man the chocolate carrot cake did you love this girl no but like you dated her yeah we're just a casual did she reach out to you to say that we like casually talk how did it come

mo in the room no i wish uh came up we were just chatting and um i asked her how she's been she she let me immediately kind of oh that's horrible. Dude, I'm taking a W. I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I got NBA dick. We got it. We're old heads. Maybe we're out of the loop. What do you think?

Be honest. That's not it. What if I like have no emotional attachment to this girl? You know what I mean? Like, I don't, I'm like proud of her. Get that seven foot. But but like the thing is like

she knows the experience of sleeping with you and knows the experience now of this right like what do you think that makes you in her eyes did she say anything about like oh it wasn't that good by the way I didn't ask but did she mention anything about the being

bad or like can you text her right now and just be like- You have to. Just be like, honestly, like how big of a difference? He's doing it. Me and her are cool. Okay, this is interesting. Fascinating almost, but I don't know about a W.

What if Mook's cock's bigger? Yeah. That would be the biggest, yes. That would be a big W but there is there is no her response could make this like a retroactive W I think what was the size difference no just she'll know

she'll know what you mean to say what was the difference just be like be real with me what was the difference be real okay I was just on his wikipedia page is a strange brother tried to fuck up his recruiting process really fucking mook

and then fucking mo bomba is like your first job being a bag boy and your second job being uh cultivating mars oh my god you are so excited to Oh my God. You are so excited to tell us. W, dude.

I'm convinced it's a W. I'm playing in the NBA. I'm in that league. Are you guys Eskimo bros with athletes with seven footers? I hope not. I guess. No. No.

No, I'm keeping this dub. Okay. I'm keeping the dub. I'm interested. I think I can see how some people might consider it. But they're like, don't they?

They fuck like a lot. Yeah, you might be. You might just be a statistic. Yeah. Yeah. DM Mo Bamba. Yo. Does he have an Instagram? Because I feel like we could comment on his Instagram.

No, let's not do that. You're going to have to beef with Mo Bamba. Oh, look at that. Oh my God. He's holding a basketball like it's a nectarine. Just DM him the igloo emoji and then a fist. Oh my God.

Dude, that's my boy. Yeah. There he is with Braun. Oh my God. All right, so you guys are saying. Does he play philly yeah he just got signed oh so it was she told you as he was laying next to her is he well there's a stipulation what apparently before me as well. Oh, no. What? You were sandwiched by mobile? Wait, wait.

Okay, if it wasn't an L before. That's like a ketchup sandwich on pumpernickel. Yeah, you need to calm down in this sentence, dude. Oh, that makes it way worse. Yeah didn't know that oh my god so she went from the bomba to you back to mo yeah oh my god yeah dude the bar graph of dick length or the line graph of dick lengths has to look like vampire fangs dude oh my word oh no that is i love how you buried the lead there Oh, no. That is. I love how you buried the lead there. Yeah.

When did you find out? How did you find out it was before? We were talking and I was and she was like, yeah, that wasn't the first time. And I was like, what do you mean? She's like, before he was a sixer, we talked. I was like, oh, she like flew down to Orlando. I don't know. Yeah. Do you have any pictures in disney on her instagram if you liked it is he the he's not the star he like he can't be the starter no he's gonna be a six man oh he's pretty is he good he's tall he's good role player at this point yeah holy shit all right so i'll keep you posted if she answers

what did you say what was the size difference be real i have permission to talk about this oh thank god yeah yeah it would be awesome if you found out like you weren't longer than mobombo you were thicker like you'd have to put that in your bio yeah huge oh my god thicker than mobombo so so you still have a chance to earn a w yes okay it's good for you we'll see i mean it could come back and she's like i didn't even know you were there so she she doesn't even know you guys have fucked she finds out you guys fucked when you asked her she's like what's an eskimo wait a minute what we've never oh my god uh today's episode is brought to you by liquid iv liquid iv is the

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or liquidiv.com and use code STORY at checkout. That's 20% off anything when you order and use promo code STORY at liquidiv.com. We have four ads today. Look at us, boys. Look at us. I caught a hard W, though. Yeah.

Hard W. Let's see how this goes. I made life-changing money on the UFC this weekend. Oh, yeah. Betting Jack Max picks. I cashed out $201.67. Oh, that's fantastic. That's a colossal W.

Nice, big W. What are you going to do with it? I put it in my savings account. Very nice. Very nice. Very responsible. Our intern, Reed. You're trying to move to the big city, man.

You're from Boston, trying to move to the big city. Come sit down. You got conned? Let me grab you. We really keep a murderer's row around us, Kyle. I think I know what this is. We've assembled quite the team.

Reed, what did you do? I didn't read the fine print let's just say that for an apartment yeah do you have an apartment you didn't get scammed like with a gift card no with a whole a fake apartment did you tore it no but it's wait a second i've been on the market for like a couple of weeks now. Found a couple of places of my own, just like knickknack websites, Facebook marketplace. I found a place in Jersey City and Hoboken, like a little bit outside my price range, but like affordable. So I went to go tour those.

Found them on my own is what i'm saying so i get a text my mom saying hey i've been talking to this guy on facebook marketplace like reach out to him on whatsapp oh red flag i didn't think anything of it so text the guy whatever it's like hey like i think you talked to my mom um like it it kind of like get a tour of this place it gives me all the details where it's like so like i think you talked to my mom um like it it kind of like get a tour of this place it gives me all the details where it's like so i can't give you a tour oh but i can give you a video of the apartment so he sends me a video of the interior like this place looks pretty good dude if outside of the window is just the skyline of shanghai it's the yellow smog of New Delhi so he's like yeah

it's right by a New Delhi oh hell yeah he's like does this look good to you I'm like yeah it's super cheap how cheap it's under a grand in Jersey City

Jesus so super affordable for an intern um so i'm like yeah let's do it uh he's like it's month to month so he's like i need the first month and i need a refundable deposit so i'm like all right hell yeah that's what you normally do so you sent over like sixteen hundred dollars uh not quite i sent over a bit more than it's. It took a big account. Yeah. So you got his money. This was like a week ago.

And then yesterday I was supposed to move in. I go there from here at the work. I'm outside this dude's door for like a half hour. And I call my dad the whole day. Were you thinking it was fishy? The whole time. Did he talk to you after you paid him? Yeah. What did he say? I would say just saying like hey like we like game plan like so like how this

is gonna work like go he's like yeah i'll meet you at the property at 6 p.m on what's on tuesday yeah so um the whole the day before and the day of that was just like getting like weird vibes i was like texting my parents like hey like i think i got scammed they're like no you're fine don't worry about it like this all looks legit um so i was like all right i trust you so i got i get there at six i'm outside this dude's door for like a half hour just like knocking on the door or whatever some old guy comes out like hey um i signed a lease here for uh yada yada like whatever this is yeah yeah you don't want to dox it yeah exactly i mean there's a guy who lives there and his family i didn't want to but the point is that so yeah so he's like no like me and my family live here like we're not there's no room available

i'm like all right i knew it so yeah it's a scam i knew them there um go back on whatsapp the dude blocked me no wait do you have the conversation? I want to see the video. On WhatsApp? Hang on. I think I might have got it. Here's what I have. I have. I sent two texts yesterday.

I'll read them out loud. Were you threatening him? I'll read them out loud. I say, hey, David, if you wouldn't mind, just keep me in the loop today. If you hear anything about the property, like being completed arrival time etc that'd be great thank you I sent a text later at 730 saying fuck you

and that was it oh my god I don't think that his profile is long deleted his picture's gone he's got one check mark he's not gonna see it it's a fake guy wait this whole exchange happened on whatsapp first facebook messenger oh Venmo

that money's gone by the way I spent most of this morning calling my bank calling Venmo no it's transfer's done

do you have his like picture or anything on the Venmo or does he block you on Venmo so this dude is in

Bangkok having the time of his life yeah got a year's worth of rent he probably gets like one 80 year old every two years and he like

duped your entire bloodline. I just, I feel like, just embarrassed. Like, I don't do this. I know my, I'm better than this. I disagree. I fell into his trap. Like, I just handed him money. I don't know. Hindsight's 20-20. It's the clearest thing in the world.

You should be more street smart than that. I thought you would be. I thought I was too. Are your parents helping you with the money? Yeah. Because they kind of led you. They believed it. We all collectively kind of just played into this guy's hand. What if it was Tyler Miller?

Yeah. We got a situation that our space there also. Do you have a home that our space there also. So you don't have, do you have a home? For the next week. And then. It's still up in the air.

It's up in the air after that. That is still looking, but. Hold on, I'm trying to find your Venmo account. I'm addicted to the grind. I don't know. I'm trying to find your Venmo account so I can see if you paid it. Yeah, you grind a lot. You work so hard after hours. Harder than I should.

What is your Venmo account so Nick knows? I don't want to. I don't know if I want to. What is your memo account so Nick knows? I don't want to. I don't know if I want to read. Say it. I would say it. Can I say it? Is that a security issue? No. No. R.M. Miller 5. Good God, you're helpless. R.M. Miller 5. R.M. Miller 5.

No, dude. He still doesn't get it. R.M. Miller 5. No, dude. He still doesn't get it. R.M. Miller 5. He's out. 1600. Is this your photo? Your tan is fucking this. Yeah, that was summer of 2021.

I was a different man. You weren't a visor? I was a big visor guy that summer. Really? I had hair. I was great looking. Oh. I don't know what happened.

The grind, man. Got older. I don't know. The grind got to you. Oh, man. No, you'll be good. You'll be all right. I don't believe you.

No, I swear. You'll get a home. I'm kicking myself. You'll get a home. What else we got going on, Kyle? Hold on. Finishing this. Are you just going through, Kyle? Hold on. Finishing this. Are you just going through my transactions?

No, I just... I think you're sending me money, dude. I sent you a quick starter. Dude, it's going right back to China. It's going right back to China. Dude, Fan Bing Bing's net worth just went up a little bit. Oh, yeah. Thanks, boys.

I sent him five bucks. There we go. Thank you so much. oh yeah thanks boys i sent him five bucks you sure we go thank you so much um um you told me you said someone asked to cover priapus the god yes yeah priapus somebody asked someone requested show this to kb and i did i researched priapus and quite the story is that somebody you like now i do so no i don't he's controversial ups and downs preapis is the greek god of fertility vegetables nature livestock fruit gardens beekeeping you think that's pretty much everything back then. My next door neighbors at home are beekeepers. What's their vibe?

Unique. If you met them and didn't know they were beekeepers, you'd be like, this guy's not a beekeeper. You could tell a beekeeper. He's also the Greek god of genitals and masculinity. This has been a sex-heavy episode, but his thing is that he is marked

by his oversized, permanent erection, which gave rise to the medical term Priapism. Oh, when you take a Viagra and it's too long. That's Priapism. And depictions of him, if you Google it, Mook, what is... He's got that Mo Bamba dick. Oh, Mook.

Bigger, yeah. Impossible. at mook what is it looks he's got that mo bomba dick oh bigger yeah it's impossible so pre-epis is the son of aphrodite and dionysus dionysus which so right off the launch he's sitting pretty silver spoon he's got a crib on mount olympus like the pretty boy nepo swag shit sweet he's like the chicago west of mythological gree His mom invented sex. His dad pretty much invented swag. Haters. Jealous hoes. The notoriously bitter, jealous, and vengeful goddess of marriage, Hera, spins the block on Olympus and she curses Priapus with inconvenient impotence. Meaning he got random boners out the wazoo but could not sustain an

erection when the time came for sexual intercourse no on top of cursing him with ugliness and foul mindedness while he was still in aphrodite's womb this cock is insane right right so but hera curses him with all this this bullshit while he's still in the womb of Aphrodite. And this was all because a war hero named Paris voted Aphrodite hotter than Hera on some early Facebook shit. So Paris said, look, I personally think Aphrodite is more beautiful than Hera. Subjectively, I probably didn't even need to voice that opinion, but shit's mad. But it's been boring since the Trojan War ended. Too late, Hera heard that and went Humbert Humbert on Aphrodite's embryo.

What's Humbert Humbert? The jealous person from Lolita. How would anybody get that reference? It's one of the most famous novels. So Hera curses Aphrodite's embryo because she's jealous that someone said she's more beautiful than her. The other gods on Mount Olympus catch wind of this and they're torn. They know that shit was like fucked up, mad sleazy, but they couldn't let like some foul faced, deformed looking imp with like a big ass boner frolic around Mount Olympus. The fancy folk, the elites.

So they threw him down to earth leaving him on some random hillside in present-day scotland some shepherds stumbled upon him one day they were like what the what the fuck that ain't no fucking sheep and they see his big raging boner and then they say but that boy bad shepherds are usually straight shooters they don't want to get mixed up with some weird pedoship But they also didn't want to leave a child Stranded on the hillside So they took him in

They raised him Are you crying dude? He's fucked up Priapus had a slow start making friends on earth But eventually he starts running around with Pan Pan was like kind of like a rascal right pan was a rascal so he runs up on pan like a fried egg and they instantly click and the two of them start smoking like weed and end up getting mixed up with the wrong crowd they start running around

with satyrs or satyrs satyr is a male nature spirit with ears and a tail we've killed so many of those in wow that's a satyr but it satyrs are natural nature spirits with permanent exaggerated erections so they didn't have those in wow is this for real no none of so pre-epis but this is what wikipedia says but it's not like for real it's mythology so preapus starts chilling with these dudes the satyrs um and he get they get the idea uh for revenge so priapus they said priapus should outright rape hera's virgin homegirl hestia jesus who's the goddess of trad wives and domestication so this is straight from wikipedia in an anecdote told by ovid priapus attempted to rape the goddess Hestia, but was thwarted by an ass whose brain caused him to lose his erection at the critical moment in wake thwarted by an ass. This episode gave him long lasting hatred of asses and a willingness to see them killed in his honor.

And then the emblem of this lustful nature he was cursed with a permanent erection wow yeah interesting interesting uh greek mythology is very strange it's not it's all it's not real yeah it's mythological but there's wikipedia pages glenn quagmire probably has a wikipedia page what were you you were talking about quagmire probably has a Wikipedia page. You were talking about Quagmire the other day, right? Did I stop? No, I guess not. It's been a while.

I guess you never have. We got to get him on the show. We got to, dude. I thought you were going to throw him into the Brady-Stewart connection. You could probably connect. Glenn and Brady? Probably so quick. Yeah, wait.

Has Glenn Quagmire ever fucked a celebrity? I mean, I guess he's a celeb in his own right. Quagmire. He's Elway-er. No. Glenn Quagmire celebrity fucks Oh my god Who has Glenn Quagmire slept with? Tuesday I'm getting fucking uncle'd by these

Tuesday crosswords I did horribly I did horribly on the Tuesday Quagmire is half Polish His real last name Tuesday Quagmire is half Polish his real last name is Quagglecheck he's half Polish oh no

oh my god um milk um let's see here let's I'm trying to find Glenn love to say giggity he has every STD known to man I love the order of that those are his

facts who has he fucked I love the order of that. Those are his facts. Who has he fucked? He fucked Joe's wife. He fucked. How many times has Glenn Quagmire had sex? This is asked on the family guy Reddit. More than 1000. But that was in 2015.

That's the thing about family guy it's so funny it's so funny their fans like your fans are hilarious too how many times is glenn fucked their fans have watched so much family guy that they're just so funny oh watchmojo.com

the 10 worst things quagmire has ever done oh my god uh what else what else do we have kyle uh pokemon number 355 is a dusk all oh hell yeah two foot seven 33 pound one straw skull sweet no what it's like a buck teeth skull emerging from like an amorphous clump of dust solidified dust its abilities levitate it's a ghost type pokemon whose ability is just to levitate. Levitate means like ground type moves don't typically affect it. Okay. It's like you will never get it. It's a ghost that can only levitate.

So it's one of them. It can't even fly. Grounded. Shut up. Pokemon Go Fest is August 30th in Central Park. And I got a ticket. And then I got every add on to the ticket. $175. What does that include? Like VIP?

So when is that? The 30th of. Oh, fuck. Are we going to be here? The 30th. Oh, boy. Oh, no. I might be here.

Oh, fuck. August 20th. So I, I might be here. Oh fuck. August 20th. So I got the morning park experience. I got the t-shirt. I got eggthusiast. All these add-ons are like 70 bucks. And then I got raid extraordinaire.

So pretty exciting. I'm going to get a mega Rayquaza. Hopefully shiny. Are you going to go alone? Yeah. Well, no, there's going to be a ton of people. There's going to be a ton of people there. You should set up your own tent.

My own tent? It's a ticketed event. I just can't go in with a tent and stuff. But there's going to be all kinds of Pokemon sculptures and stuff. It's going to be cool though because I hope I get a name badge with all the add-ons I got so people are like, oh, fuck, here comes an egg-thusiast. Can I come with? Can we vlog this? If you get a ticket. I'll buy a ticket. So like people, they go, fuck, here comes an egg enthusiast. Can I come with, can we, can we vlog this?

If you get a ticket, I'll buy a ticket. All right. Yeah. Come with. All right. Cool. Yeah. Uh,

Nick, you got some mail, some interesting. Oh, where's my backpack? There's proof. Okay. Hold on.

Here's mine. This is mine. All right. I get it guys. Damn bro. Damn, bro. Lost his bag. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm interrupting the podcast, but for something very important, it's to talk about HelloFresh. Fall is right around the corner and HelloFresh is here to help you plan for the busy season ahead with tasty dishes delivered to your door.

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People hop. You wouldn't know, but people hop around apartments all the time. So I'm constantly getting old neighbors mail. And one of the guys that used to live in the apartment before me was named Richard Ho, Dick Ho. And so that's a funny fucking name is Dick Ho. But the other guy that lived here, I got mail yesterday. And this is even funnier. It's Dick Blewett.

Come on. Richard Dick Blewett. Come on. Richard Daniel Blewett. That's amazing. Yeah. So I'm. I wish I had a better name. It's from London, too. What?

Well, the mail came from London. Oh, yeah. It's from Newham. Dick Blewett. Oh, this is Royal Mail. Second. Oh, fuck. Royal Mail. Second class. Oh, fuck. Is that a felony or illegal to open it?

Can we pop that open? I think it's a felony. You think it is, Reed? It's a felony. Fuck. I don't think... I think if it's in your own mailbox, it's fine. I don't think so, man.

Yeah, I think Kyle's right, actually. Do it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it at all. Wait, so it's Dick Ho and Dick Blewett? Dick Ho and Dick Blewett. I wish I was a better name. What do you think they look like, respectively?

Dick Ho's defamation. Those were the last two tenants. Ho and Blewett. Dick Ho and Dick Blewett. Yeah. It's like Mark Twain, Ho and Blewett. Dick Ho and Dick Blewett. Yeah. It's like Mark Twain, born and death. On the same day? During a Taley's Comet.

Oh. Yeah, it's exactly like that. Yeah. It's like a one for one. What are the odds? But yeah, Dick Blewett, I have your mail. From London. Hopefully he's back in London.

Doing all right. Mook, did you get a response? No. Oh, you got ghosted back in London. Doing all right. Mook, did you get a response? No. Oh, you got ghosted. Maybe send her a voice memo. Fuck. Do you want to,

what do you think I should say? Nah. I don't, I don't know. I don't want to like full court press her. Why would you use a basketball reference? I probably like that. I mean,

I, I can't like dunk on her, you know? What do you think? Like if there was like a, just, just what would your cocks look like next to each other? It would be like when they,

it's like, it's like the tiny little like salt shaker that has one hole in it chill my peace the Olive Garden pepper mill yeah chill I'm with it you gotta chill on this peace let my peace be

I got NBA peace bro you do have yeah I have an NBA peace or so I think NBA peace I just know that everything she's ever said to me now has been a lie

what like during the Jesus Christ during the act I'm saying like during the oh you've... You know what I mean? Humble bragging.

Oh, yeah. You're the biggest I've ever had. You got some verbal compliments. Not even like good compliments, but just like in general. No, man. I don't think there's still a possibility. I'm saying she maybe enjoyed it. Maybe she enjoyed it just as much or even more i mean everyone does she gaslighting

you to thinking like the this curly black pube in her bed was yours oh no babe that's yours i'm the uh fun size hershey bar yeah the full yeah he's king yeah oh dude i'll let you know what she says i'm not gonna spam her and be like tell me about mo bamba's day tell me tell me tell me it's like it's like 47 unread messages she she gave you were so wait how did you get to the point of like hey can we talk about this we were just like chatting like we call each other every once in a while because we're like friends now. And I was like, how's everything? Blah, blah, blah. Any any new guys in your life? Anyone treating you well?

I would rather not know. I don't care. I've given up. This isn't this wasn't a romantic thing at all, right? No, it was very casual. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's fine. Yeah. One of my queens made it to the league nah never mind oh yep yeah one of that one of it

do you love just watching them you know you set them free and and they always succeed they do so well after you get your hands on them You set them free. And they always succeed. They do so well after you get your hands on them. I'm a queen maker. Chicago next week. Oh, yeah. We go to Chicago next week for bowling. That'll be fun. I get to see my apartment.

You see your apartment, I'm sure. Yeah. You're coming. Coming. I think we said we're going to try to do a vlog. Yep. Which will be fun. Nice.

Yeah. So that's some good stuff coming up in the pipeline. And then when's Boston for you guys? Boston. Boston is the 23rd. Okay. A lot to be excited about. Yeah.

Okay, so anything else? I'm trying to think of a new Mook shirt, but where it's just the M-O is a different color, or way bigger. You should make a WNB oh shit yeah but the W's just crossed out oh yeah mook with a organic MO

oh wow when mook is an okay she goes to yeah whoa yeah I like that I'm proud of this I don't know about you guys I'm sure I'm proud of this. I don't know about you guys. I'm sure I'm going to get shit.

Yeah, man. Oh, man. All right. Anything else, boys? That's it. All right. God bless. Love you all.

God bless.