A New Untold Story - Beastville - A New Untold Story: Ep. 421

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. Shall we? Mm hmm. I'm ready. You mean you're exactly replied to what I'm going to say? No, you're just going to say no, that's a new untold story. Hey, is that story over told?
Starting point is 00:00:22 Fuck no, baby. It's a new untold story! It's a new untold story! It's a new untold story! It's a new untold story! It's a fresh baked untold story! It's a fresh baked untold story! It's a new untold story! It's a new untold story!
Starting point is 00:00:40 It's a new untold story! It's a new untold story! It's a new untold story! It's a new untold story episode 412 421 shit. So I was like, yeah, flip. Yeah. Dislexic idiot fucking I'm dyslexic when it comes to numbers. I can't dumb. I can't do numbers.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Oh my God. Everything is flipped. I can't. I literally I cannot even ingest like it's always been a thing I also flip orange and yellow in my head when I mean to say yellow I say orange when I mean to say orange I say yellow I bet you could go back on some podcast you and I'll catch myself. I'll be like and that thing was yet Orange I love every time let's slide. Yeah
Starting point is 00:01:20 What's that dumb? That's dumb. It is dumb. Yeah. It is dumb, but I think we all do dumb stuff. We all do, yeah. Yeah. Was there anything really dumb you've ever done? Not like overtly dumb, like you really have to like analyze it. Look through the annals of Seattle City annals. God damn it. 421 is not an area code, but it is a country code.
Starting point is 00:01:42 We've never done this. A country code? So here we go it's a country code for the Central European landlocked Slavic nation of Slovakia Slovakia ahoy so I try to get a gauge for the language is that hello the Slovak language and I watched the YouTube video and he's like ahoy is hello I'm like that's extremely reasonable yeah and I watched the YouTube video and he's like, ahoy is hello. I'm like, that's extremely reasonable. Yeah, I'm cool with that. Ahoy sounds like ahoy, which essentially means hello.
Starting point is 00:02:11 Sure. But then everything like he just says ahoy and then. What is that? It's like, do not talk to me like that. It's a do not talk to me like She's chief to judge me it cheesed to to Pumice leach a it's like do not talk to me like that dip from my orbit Doing that with your mouth Around me and my loved ones do fuck from my family doing that with your mouth
Starting point is 00:03:09 Knows no vows family doing that with your mouth. No vowels. Chichi-chia-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-chichi-ch Are dancing they're playing dance dance revolution Ddr. Letters like up arrows down arrows above them symbols are wearing hats. It does look like DDR Yeah, they got CK's and Y's doing whatever 96 bitter beings Was that man CKY oh, yeah, they use a lot of Was that? CKY. Oh, yeah, they use a lot of CKs and Ys. It's kind of warming up on me. Do you know what you're saying? No, apparently it sounds like, Slovak sounds like a drunk pole ordering food. Is that what they say? Yeah, I've heard that.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Population five and a half million, so not too big. That's the size of South Carolina. In area even smaller. It's smaller than West Virginia. No kidding. And it looks like West Virginia. I did the VR check. It looks just like West Virginia with the European homes and castles. Oh, well then not so just like rock forms. But like this scenery, like the hills, the Car Carpathian the little Carpathian Mountains looks just like Yeah, but yeah, I think they put a little bit more time into their
Starting point is 00:04:12 Mm-hmm their architecture apparently they're known for being Envious alcoholics that's their stereo envy and very envy so like they covet thy neighbor's wife They're just always jealous. I guess I mean they haven't accomplished much Yeah, they're just jealous of the countries around very envious and but they are they are hospitable as you are white straight and carnivorous The president is a man named Peter Pellegrini That's a that's a that sounds like a name you make a Peter Pellegrini. That sounds like a name you make up. So Peter Pellegrini is gay, but he swears he's not. And their prime minister, Robert Fico, is straight,
Starting point is 00:04:55 but always gets caught with his mistresses at gay bars. And he's a mafioso who's just cartoonishly corrupt. That's their who? And he survived an assassination recently. Oh, yeah He's got a wide-ass head. That's a slavic dude or Italian. That is a classic looking like slav that is He might be gay too. I don't know he's always that gay bars and the other one acts pretty gay The other one is definitely gay swears He's not he even had a like a a journalist fired for asking him if he was he's 50 years old a bachelor silver Fox
Starting point is 00:05:29 Yeah, but this guy might be gay, too survived an ass ass assassination ass ass ass he survived a big Sean song What else Slovakia kind of sucks, I wish there was more to it. I even looked up like the most interesting facts. There's not What's like their cuisine? Are they beet heavy? It's brinjali shakli and it's a potato dumplings with a cheap cheese and fried bacon which sounds delicious. It sounds delicious but it looks everything's very beige it seems
Starting point is 00:06:04 Yeah, are there people Like the like the stereotype are you trying to act like you're Slovakian pretty what percentage are you I have no idea You're Slovakian yes, I think you are envy. I think they're pretty you're very I am that's the funniest stereotype That's so embarrassed typical typical Slovak. Yeah, look at them over there drinking that gin and ton. I am that's the funniest stereotype that's so embarrassed typical slow typical Slovak Yeah, look at him over there drinking that gin and tonic. I want that and that's that's that's toddler shit Yeah, I want that. That's what they're all that's verruca salt shit Daddy yeah, that's agenda Randall Hobbs, who's Randall Hobbs? He's the envious dude on Monster's Inc
Starting point is 00:06:44 Bunch of mutants. He was envious as fuck. He was envious as hell. He had to have been Slovakian. They have square heads. The women I don't know. Yeah dude, he is Slovakian. I always forgot, Randall Poggs. Yeah, he was envious as fuck. Yeah, he was.
Starting point is 00:07:00 He sure was. It's funny to make like a main villain in a movie just real envy That's such an imp that's so embarrassing their number one stereotype is their envious Well, they're recent Separated from Czechoslovakia established 1993 like the Aquarian Barbarian himself Truly yours Dean Kama Kyle with the swaggerless style. The five foot plenty prince. Come on man.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Silvio side, see no need for the ID. Yeah, just like me, established 1993, January. What else? Come on. What the fuck else was Slov... Yeah, what else come on what the fuck else was Slovak yeah what else board is canoeing no way and the racists the bunch of huck fins oh yeah but that's it like that's all I got a bunch of envious racist canoers yeah I'm sure good eating potatoes. I'm sure they go to hockey though. It's probably a lot in the NHL or some. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Well, a lot of it's like Jarmu Jagr is Czech. So it's like from that year of like. Same. Is it Chechnya? Is that Chechnya? That's the Czech Republic. That is. Is it larger than.
Starting point is 00:08:16 It's larger in population. You're thinking of like the. That's like Middle East Russia. Oh, OK. What's the new one? No, no, no. It's Chechen, sorry. Yeah. The Czech Republic is technically called Czechia.
Starting point is 00:08:26 That's where the guy was shooting the gun. The the apathetic target shooter in the Turkey. I was Turkey. Yeah, you do make shit up. Yeah. Dumbass. Yeah. Yarmul Yager. Oh, yeah. He's a duke.
Starting point is 00:08:39 There is a difference. Fattos. A lot of good guys. Slovakia has nothing. The most famous I could find is David Dobrik. That sucks dude. Don't get me fucking started on Slovakia. He actually is legally Slovakian then he was born there. That was the first thing. That makes sense why he's like fucking around like with his tongue like that. I hate his tongue smile. That's the meanest thing
Starting point is 00:09:00 you've said so far. That hurts the most. He's pushing on his teeth. I don't so hard with this fucking actually Norwegian. He's like wrestling oxygen with his tongue I I yeah, he's born. He's born in Slovakia. He was even wonder is he an envious guy um I don't know at one point. I want him to get even bigger He can't right didn't he like fling a guy off of a crane. He was doing like Predatory shit with his vlogs he yeah injured a guy gravely with a crane He doesn't drink, but he would have people come over to do Yeah, I'm kind of over him, but I'm obsessed with like I love that mr. Beast exists Yeah, I love that his visually he's damn near impossible. I love that Mr. Beast exists. Yeah, I love that his visually
Starting point is 00:09:46 He's damn near impossible. I love about it like he is like impossibly rich and powerful He's a mogul, and he's just the dorkiest dude ever named mr. Beast He just has unlimited power and money. It's unbelievable and then his his his thumbnails Nothing fills me with rage more than looking at a beast thumbnail. But he had a mouth so wide, so soy. I trapped 100 refugees on an island. Yeah. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:10:15 He's like buying actively, like taking, oh he's like calling on me. Am I dumb, is he a genius? Yes. Oh yes. I think he has the work ethic of a mule, or if that's a thing that works hard mules work hard I think he has an insane work ethic I don't know if he's like intellectually a genius, but he's got the like why does he like he's an internet savant a YouTube savant Yeah, why does he look like that like why is he like smooth out his face really like a ton in these thumbnails?
Starting point is 00:10:41 He's uncanny. Yeah, but he's also like the most average looking dude. I don't. Is he an artist? I don't know. He does too much. I mean he does understand like YouTube algorithms very well which would be a sign I guess. Sure.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Maybe, I don't know. Yeah. But he bought a town in North Carolina. He's like building like. Well it's a cult. Beastville, yeah it's like. He's like building like, well it's a cult. Beastville, yeah it's like cult- He's building Beastville? No but it's like, I may as well be.
Starting point is 00:11:10 He's impossibly powerful. Yeah. I think he might be the top 10 most powerful dudes in the world. He's building, oh my God. Yeah. I might move to Beastville dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Yeah. What is this new thing? Lunch- lunch- lunch? Lunchly? Lunchly? Do not compare them to Lunchables. Everyone's like shitting on them like, oh, that's just Lunchables. People have been doing this for years. That's how you make money.
Starting point is 00:11:38 You can do the same thing, but aren't they getting real moldy? I have no idea. I think like, everyone in their opening is getting moldy. The queso is oozy. I watching the food reviewers like that are getting paid to review it acting like no lunchable has ever made me say yum or like No Yeah, these these YouTube lunch reviewers are taking a bite. There's like oh my It's an MRE for kids. Yeah. Yeah, that is that is could not satiate a tiny tiny boy I don't know how that those aren't meals look at that
Starting point is 00:12:06 That's a handful poker chips That's host communion wafers Yeah Yeah, I don't jar good. Yeah, is is If you split up his face like his eyes, there's there is no soul behind his eyes he's smiling so big but his eyes are just I don't I don't I don't like it mm-hmm yeah somebody who is always visual is he soulful and is he is he is he too better
Starting point is 00:12:35 than I is he too big to fail is he I think he is yeah I don't know I don't know the little landscape but dude I want to I want to. I don't know the landscape, but. Dude, I wanna, when I leave this job, I wanna be a Beastville cop. I wanna be a cop in Beastville. Yeah. They would definitely give you segues and a Lamborghini. Yeah. They would have a segway attached to a Lamborghini.
Starting point is 00:12:59 It'd be like Dubai, but in North Carolina. I'm gonna have to give you a ticket, you're beasting too hard. Yeah, dude, just. Yeah have to give you a ticket. You're beasting too hard. Yeah, yeah That's gonna be awesome is like buying a house there like who could just keep their hand on it the longest I'm gonna be homeless in Beasville homeless and be a begging in Beastville But like that's gonna work too like kids are gonna want a vacation in Beastville. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm And I get the appeal to kids mr. Beast
Starting point is 00:13:27 It's like I almost like love it. It's like Competing for the implications are so high competing for an island Competing for millions of dollars gave away a fucking island give away an island Islands aren't good Good is that they're like built up and civilized and on the coast but take that away and it's islands So that's like the epitome of like the worst-case scenario isolated with nothing around So I think it's like 17 year old girl got an island and she was like fuck Damn it. Not gonna like I have a fucking island to worry about
Starting point is 00:14:01 Yeah, that's a punishment. It's like pimp my ride when they put a jacuzzi in the back the same shit beast please no more islands Last to leave the island keeps it I where is it located? This is somewhere in the Caribbean I think are there that many islands for sale or is beasters so many will seek small like empty islands So I don't yeah He probably also paid he probably didn't pay too much by a million Yeah, yeah, that's not too much. He does pour a fuck ton of money into his videos like he recreated squid game and
Starting point is 00:14:37 Then yeah Netflix like basically like was like oh, we're doing that That's better his was like on par with it. He puts a shit ton of money into his videos. Raccoon Kay, Mr. Beast's New Island video south of Bahamas. Yeah. What's a 17 year old girl going to do with an island? Yeah, it's like inhabitable. Islands are for pedophiles. Yeah. Mm hmm. That's really it. Probably a hop, skip and a jump from little St. James.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Might be. Mm-hmm. That's really it probably a hop skip and a jump from little st. James might be Wait nobody heard about the winner ever again No one's ever heard of the winner ever again Dead She's building a bonfire SOS Damn mm-hmm Dobrik's just on snapchat now is that what he's doing that's what a lot of those like semi canceled Celebrities are just posting ten thousand snapchats a day Yeah, forgot about snapchat, and they just get like crazy money apparently really mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:15:41 I don't know how that works or what we should do that everyone's getting paid Everybody's getting fucking paid are we know no no We're unsponsorable with yeah, we're cool. No fuck no We just spent 20 minutes talking about mr.. Beast and Beastville. We're the least cool. Yeah, this guy's so weird and stupid Yeah, fuck none of us that we didn't know ones were in their Tim's We all got well, okay. I didn't want to wear mine yet. I wanted to wear them all together But Kyle remember how we made fun of your nines for being small Yeah, what happened?
Starting point is 00:16:16 They ended up looking normal. Yeah, what do you think they fit you a little big? Yeah, they're so big Yeah, so like jokes on you guys Dude, I saw you taking a step you you sent a video to me Yeah, you're walking around your apartment. You took a step and it did a full 360 around your foot You were spinning. I was barefoot. We're spinning your Around your foot you were spinning. I was barefoot. We're spinning your Jokes on y'all because not only are they not microscopically tiny they're too big for your foot
Starting point is 00:16:57 Yeah I was so close to stepping out. I did step out with them yesterday, and I was told Maybe not with those pants or shirt. Oh I already have a bad visual for mine. I I haven't taken mine out of the box yet We got to wear them. I can't dude And I did leave the house and I got a text from an article that was like 20 simple ways to style your timberlands It was always the ways that I weren't styling it at the moment, so I retreated and took them off. I'm gonna do them with like gray sweats and a vintage.
Starting point is 00:17:31 That's what I thought was gonna be cool, gray sweats. That's what you did? That's what I did. And it was a no-go? No. What's it called, strangling them or something? You're not supposed to smother them? You're not supposed to smother the Tims?
Starting point is 00:17:42 Let them breathe. No, I think you don't smother the Tims is one rule. You don't smother the Tim's mother the Tim's you can't put your pant leg over them I feel like I'm like as a like a white boy with a goatee like I should be pulling off the more workmen blue collar I'll instead of like the urban's look right so I gotta go like jeans and a flannel and then have them laced all the way Yeah, you're gonna break the laces you're gonna look like you're always on your way to some sort of patch whether it be pumpkin or yeah Or other yeah the other patches nicotine oh yeah, yeah Yeah, I had a bad. I had a bad go with all the whole dude
Starting point is 00:18:21 Did you look like most amoebas Most the common stock amoeba Hasmat suit and the boots look tiny dude. Oh wait wait search Emperor Palpatine hologram thick Yes his hologram fucks up in the in the the movie and it makes him real fucking thick no first image That's how you're shaped right now, dude. You're shaped with Emperor Palpatine You're shaped like the Palpatine hologram glitch feel like a truck Oh my god your upper half it looks like it's like was attached to your bottom half, but not correctly
Starting point is 00:19:03 It looks like your torso ends at your ankles. Yeah. Long, long, short, short, short, short, short legs, small, too. Tough one. I thought I looked good too. The Moresh snipe me and I had the, had the show, the Tim's, the brand new Tim's and the black light
Starting point is 00:19:25 Don't look great. Yeah, the glowing laces Yeah, we won't be able to wear them. I'm gonna wear them on stage tonight. Are you yeah? Oh my god, that's funny as hell No, I haven't even put mine on yet, but I saw I ordered 12s and I don't wear 12 dude I put I I you more actuals the size down. I usually wear 12s. I got 11 and a half. I'm swimming in Jesus Christ I wear 11 and a half and I bought 12s there. They're fucking huge. I'm just gonna I'm gonna wear them Yeah, I think I'm going to do because like the idea of returning them through Amazon I can't return Tim's like what you know Like ship it back. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:20:04 We shouldn't have done that Kyle sent me a pic you want this up now Kyle. Yeah, what did you send look at this? Is that cat shit exactly is it I? Mean is that your couch I got off the bed like this is like peak election and Is that I still don't know I cleaned it up or tried, it's still stained. Is that poop or is that vomit? Ah, it could, it looks like the cat was in the middle of that gap doing both.
Starting point is 00:20:33 There was, it, and I still don't know, I even like. Cause it's two different splatter patterns as well. Mm-hmm, there's more on the floor. Is the couch ruined? The couch is ruined. Really? And nobody's owning up to it which one do you think there was a point where I really like visually interrogated both
Starting point is 00:20:54 and I was like they didn't do it that was my girlfriend in my heart sunk in but then I think it was one of the cats who knows though Yeah, could it be both? Oh Could one of the pukes grossed out the other one so it caused a chain reaction. No it is disgusting How did you interrogate them? You know just like Petting them see if they like reacted differently looking at their eyes, their behavior, still don't know. Would your girlfriend offended
Starting point is 00:21:29 when you considered it might be her? That was in my head. Oh, okay. Could be. No, it wasn't her. Could it be you? I'm third, third most likely. Dude, did Tucker Max sneak into your place and get a blowjob with a unwiped ass
Starting point is 00:21:49 One of the best stories. Yeah, what a legend he is Yeah, shout out sling blade so I know sling blade the absence story the midget story the sushi story What was the backpack he did the camel back? Oh death juice death? Red Bull Gatorade and everclear Dude, I looked at that guy like as like I read that book and I think ninth grade I was like, yeah, that's me too. I was like 19th grade but He's a good writer he is a good writer and tell I believed it all I know it was so it was like and his name He fucking Tucker max. Mm-hmm. This is like the most in-depth vivid description of my blackouts
Starting point is 00:22:30 Second of me blackout it was like just vivid descriptions of how he owned women with facts and logic Mm-hmm. How's it this guy they had to just give up the pussy after he did that? I had to have you what are the names of his book? He's a new one sir we had one come out last year. Asselsthal, Nish first and hilarity ensues. But he also has belligerence and debauchery. I didn't know that. Twenty twenty three or is that 2003?
Starting point is 00:22:53 Two thousand three. So that's his first book. I listen to the audiobook. Oh, that's the lowest of the low. Fantastic. Do you imagine if a tick tocker came up and was like, what are you listening to? Listening to Hilarity ensues by Tucker Maxx. And then they play a snippet as you're running away.
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Starting point is 00:26:22 just go to Twitter and search like ass jiggle tattoo Yes, those three terms because that thing I was like I was just scrolling my timeline I like I you know it like crops the video, and I was like there's no way this can be that funny and All right here it is Go full screen with it. Oh my the craziest Fuck it the bars in the way the ass is ass And he's trying to like everybody in this this video is trying to look sick Yeah, I mean look at the tattoo. Yeah, a Greek God
Starting point is 00:26:57 You can't move the play bar over the ass play it small. I guess I don't know It'll come up on screen. Yeah, just hit play Hold on No go back to the beginning of it, I think that's where it's Like Zeus or this sickest back. I've ever oh and his ass He's not even like a thing he's slim no no but his ass is fat Nice full bag Zeus tattooed The jiggle does not match like the the hardness of the test no dude. It's jiggling. It's jiggling like a much fatter ass
Starting point is 00:27:51 It's like the recoil of just the wipe is causing that ass to jiggle like he's wiping the like the the soap off the ass and Look at the jiggle so much from just the wipe If you're doing full-body Odin or Zeus wherever that is like You can't go. Yeah, don't go to crack. Don't go to crack. You don't need to go. No, I can't go that low There's no need And it's just like that's one of the hardest tattoos I've ever seen yeah, it's like the most alpha thing like okay I'm reading and it looks like you got that all in one setting yeah, all my I'm reinventing my life I'm a man. I'm gonna take an ownership of my life and the first reveal my little ass
Starting point is 00:28:34 The best it'll ever look and it's stolen by his little yet I've never seen an ass so small jiggle. I didn't know that could do it. It's like a physics brain teaser How's this thing going? Oh? Man, that's awesome. Yeah, oh My god, that is awesome today's November 7th and On November 7th 1991 magic Johnson found out he is AIDS no kidding kidding. This is the AIDS date. AIDS day, AIDS day. One of the funniest, I mean, he retired from basketball.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Not that crazy of a thing. But one of the funnier parts to me was that he said, initially he didn't know how he got the disease. What you mean, Cook? Only fucking you, Cookie? I forgot you watched the wedding time. Wedding time is fantastic. It made me really, really idolize Magic Johnson.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Yeah? Yeah. He has just his vibrance and his skill. Yeah. Yeah, he got it. Yeah, he was, he was naughty. Yeah, that he said right after it may have been through having numerous sexual partners. That may be it.
Starting point is 00:29:43 That may very well Then he tried to come back and then a lot of players were like I don't know if this is safe if he like opens a wound or whatever carl Malone was very much against it Yeah, yeah beacon of morality yeah, so he never played he played an on the dream team, right? Yeah, he came back for the Olympics, but he had a knee injury. He didn't get to play. He played like a little bit But yeah, no in the I haven't seen the show,. He didn't get to play. He played like a little bit. But yeah, no. I haven't seen the show, but yeah, you were right, Cookie. She made it out. He doesn't, like he's still like kinda chunky and-
Starting point is 00:30:14 He does. He's craniofacially fat. Yeah. And he might just be fat. He might be fat. Yeah, but he wears it well. He's one of those like big- He wears the AIDS well. Yeah, but he wears it well. He's one of those like big. He wears the AIDS well.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Yeah, he does wear it well. Yeah, he's like quite literally the opposite of Matthew McConaughey and Dallas Buyers Club, who was like actively disappearing due to the AIDS. Yeah, the AIDS. Yeah, he didn't. He didn't. He expanded. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Is that a real card? It's one of those like, like bin Laden type cards. Oh, yeah. Yeah Yeah, trading card major issue AIDS Yeah, I kind of like miss that I mean you kind of get in the back with like Yoke Hitch and and and donk itch now But like back then like Carl's Carl Charles Barkley like chubby athletes chubby athletes big fellas. That's a real card Yeah, no, that is real. 1992, 1992 Magic Johnson AIDS card.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Yeah, that's November 7th. There was a bunch of like election. Gemma 10 for 150. I'm getting it. Get it. Yeah. No, I'll offer him a Honda. You think? Yeah. One one 50, your best offer. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:31:22 OK, I've never been interested in cards. Or you say. God damn it. I've never been interested in cards. What are you gonna say? This, the guy I'm thinking of who's also Slovak via his parents, I think is the number one guy who you'd think would have AIDS. Like it would make the most sense. To have AIDS. He's like super AIDS adjacent in my head. Jeffrey Star. Andy Warhol. Oh yeah. Yeah. Pittsburgh. Yeah. Parents are from present day Slovakia. Looks out of this world. Doesn't look. He wore a wig. Like that guy should have a. Yeah. that looks like an AIDS man. It's an AIDS man.
Starting point is 00:32:08 That's a, I never thought about that. It looks like a wig. He was obsessed with his wigs. He was a wig wearer. He was interesting guy. He was, what's the word, gay. Yeah. But not open.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Kind of asexual, right? He was asexual and a voyeur, which is a weird combo. Yeah. But not open. Kind of asexual, right? He was asexual and a voyeur, which is a weird combo. Yeah. So look up, just type in voyeur, V-O-Y-E-U-R. I don't know what a voyeur is. I see it. I have window shopping. The example sentence from Google is crazy.
Starting point is 00:32:42 What does that say, the example sentence? He stood transfixed, voyeur feasting on the swell of her buttocks. What? That's the example sentence. That was just us with that tattoo. Yeah, that was really it. It's a person who gains sexual pleasure from watching others when they are naked or engaged in sexual activity. So everyone's like, yeah, he's voyeuristic as hell, but he's also asexual. He's gay, but he's a devout Catholic. Yeah, yeah. He goes to church every day. Goes to church every day. He converted people to Catholicism. That's what he took the most pride in. Apparently.
Starting point is 00:33:17 He was a pretentious cunt, I guess. He reinvented the way art is perceived, I guess. The definition of art. With the Campbell Soup? Yeah, he was like, here's Campbell Soup, and here's Campbell Soup again. And again. And again, and here's more Campbell Soup.
Starting point is 00:33:38 But not the color she typically is. Here's, did you like triple Elvis? Well, here's eight Elvis's. Did you like three Coke bottles? Here's you did you like triple Elvis well here's eight Elvis Did you like three coke bottles here's three bigger coke bottles here's three green coke bottles now here's a hundred and twenty one Coke bottle he did a hundred twenty one yeah Yeah, I'll be honest. I never really liked his art. He was a hoarder Good God he's hoarding a pop bar He survived an assassination Good God. He's hoarding it hard. He survived an assassination as well. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:15 A radical feminist tried to kill him. Mm-hmm. How so? With a gun. With a firearm. Did she miss? And he got fucked up. He got nursed back to health. And then didn't pay the person, the medical team. But the boy that nursed him, the man that nursed him back to health became his partner. Oh, that's right. And that guy was on a plane and the plane just exploded. That's a bummer. That is a bummer. Just like a spontaneous explosion.
Starting point is 00:34:40 I used to pretend to like Andy Warhol, just cause I think I went to his museum in Pittsburgh and I was like this is yeah, it's something about it. Yeah but he hung out with Basquiat uh-huh and I I was reading about Basquiat the other day because In monkey boy that's coming out we put Clemmer We went to T. T. J. Maxx and got him like a really big Basquiat Zip-up jacket for him to wear in the documentary. Five dollars. For no reason.
Starting point is 00:35:09 Basquiat was straight-ish. All those artists were. Mm-hmm. When Basquiat was a minor, he went to go get a haircut in Puerto Rico. And the worst thing imaginable happened. And don't laugh. Don't laugh to what happened when he went to go get his haircut in Puerto Rico. He had an exposed brain under his hair. His barber was dressed in drag and orally raped him.
Starting point is 00:35:47 He said that was he sitting down? That's the worst case scenario for a haircut. Which so Andy Warhol always tried to get him out to the gay bars and he was like, no, like I really bad man orally raped by his barber. Wait, why do you go to Puerto Rico for I don't know which meth? Which vessel is orally raping could it be either? I don't know I'm guessing it's hit his the assailants penis. No, I was thinking the opposite of he I don't know how that worked. I Think both would yeah both would be Sir awful rape Basquiat then dated Madonna.
Starting point is 00:36:27 And that made me look. Whoa, I thought that, I didn't know they overlapped. I thought Basquiat might've been a. Mos, Basquiat was, Basquiat died at 27. He was young. Wow. Basquiat dated Madonna. And then I looked up Madonna's dating history.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Basquiat, and then she broke up with him because she said he did too much heroin Not about not just did heroin just too much too much for me then she went from Basquiat to Sean Penn Madonna yeah Sean Penn to vanilla ice Vanilla ice to Dennis Rodman Dennis Rodman to two-pound two-pack to pocket All these names back to pack to pack Shakur to pack Shak Then the guy Richie The director yeah a rod
Starting point is 00:37:13 JFK jr. Michael Jackson then David Blaine that I didn't know that that's that is that unreal less than my star-studded list she crushed And she dated women in between that too mm Mm-hmm. That's it. Yeah Yeah, I remember that was a little that was just one on the little chance sorry for interrupting Warhol that's all I had pretty much Warhol is interesting though because Every I think like every dude he ended up fucking died pretty tragically. Warhol? Yeah. I didn't know he was on record fornicating.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Yeah. He hated it though. He said it was messy. That's right. There's every... It's so much tragedy. Every time I read a Wikipedia page, it's like I'm so like desensitized to grave, horrific tragedy.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Yeah, like Basquiat died at 27, was raped as a minor in Puerto Rico, heroin addict, like horrible. Yeah, I just thought painter painter you try that would have been impressive alone I would that would have knocked my socks off Is that gonna be the case in like a hundred years from now people are gonna like read our biographies and was like nobody's gonna read I don't know shit. He did yak and ain't And he was any couldn't he couldn't burp he was added And he was any couldn't he couldn't burp he was added I guess you could frame it to be like pretty tragic he couldn't burp Yeah, it'll be like when we read the Wikipedia articles like oh we had an iron lung
Starting point is 00:38:35 Early life Kyle stopped growing when he was eight Cause gonna be like seven three daddy forced him to fight Cause it's gonna be like seven three daddy forced him to fight Yeah, I think it's what it's gonna be like his father Mm-hmm was more focused on tricking people on the internet. Yeah His father yeah strange man Yeah, they could do it for you. Wait, you're kind of troubled dude. Yeah Yeah, I can do it for all of us though. You had a kratom addiction. Yeah. Yeah for you We could just be like he he persevered though. He couldn't process any food. I can't I can't adjust food
Starting point is 00:39:09 Yeah, they're gonna be like what I once in a public in a public forum said to pack Yeah, I can't read yet Rudy could yeah, I guess so yeah, yeah mooks will just be an image Yeah, I guess when you do it he overcame so much you can work like everyone's story has a verbiage that You can make crazy Have you ever looked at on Wikipedia how often the pages are edited when I went to boss yacht this morning It was last edited 42 minutes ago like it's cut people constantly who else was who got up? Someone got up this edit boss. You had some shit. That's a crew I'd be interested in talking I would love to talk to like a fool not a full-time because they don't get paid like the one of the prominent Wikipedia editor Yeah, are they editing like he's cool. I got it and shit. Are they like making I don't know
Starting point is 00:40:15 I don't know. I think they're adding little details. I believe I'm still in the band Ram Jam Wikipedia hasn't found out that that really I believe I'm still in the band Ram Jam who sang black Betty? Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. See there. I am in past members That's a big enough band that it probably gets a decent amount of traffic and people are yeah It's like probably like Betty is a pretty popular song. I'd imagine this pay is it a couple every time Black Betty plays at least one person is like this things black Betty Members and then there I am. So yeah, when was it last edited? I hope it doesn't get where does it say that? I scroll to the bottom. Yeah, I've never actually looked at that It's on mobile prolific editing wars on Wikipedia. Yeah history, but yeah, they haven't really found that yet last edited
Starting point is 00:41:08 Yeah I've been on there for a while, so I think Wikipedia's of I got him Nick Nicky terrain Do you like clearance or can any anybody can edit shit can do that, but it'll get taken down pretty quick There's monitors. Yeah, it's one of the best systems we have in place. Yeah. Yeah. Moot can just go in and don't do it. Don't take me off. Oh no. Moot. Don't take them off. So wait, you can, I didn't know it was this easy. Yes. I thought you could just like, I thought you had to be moot. I'm going to be so mad at you if I get taken off of ram jam because you're
Starting point is 00:41:43 fuckery No, it's too late now Do what you were gonna do were you gonna put yourself in ram jam? I was gonna put Kyle I was never in ram jam I was never in ram jam Not now What the fuck Kyle, oh Tim's bower all lowercase that's how it's stylized Oh Tim's bower all lowercase. That's how it stylized
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Starting point is 00:43:47 It is, yeah. Yeah, I'll be cranky. Tom Lay said we should just go up to the oldest people we could find at the tailgate and ask him gay son or thought daughter. Wait, what game, sorry? WVU Baylor. Next week. Yeah, I would much rather do that than, like, drunk college kids. Yeah don't I say we don't know what I don't think we talked to anybody young
Starting point is 00:44:09 Because I think this is for like the rowdiest tailgate series like other people have been doing man on the street other tailgates And we're just talking to elderly you let's just find geezer, but like we keep it pretty pretty quiet Mm-hmm quiet do a whispering man on the street It mm-hmm quiet still whispering man on the street. Yes, sir All right That'd be nice. I couldn't you can get you soon drunk No, Houston. No no that was two years ago Yeah, that was like a schism in my life
Starting point is 00:44:42 That was a schism dude you missed uh I think I Might be in the background of a Paul Wall music video. Cause when you left, he was filming a music video right after the Astros won the World Series. And I was like, I tried to jump in. So you couldn't, you didn't even check? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Well that would be. But you don't know the song or anything? No. No idea. I've never even tried to find it, but I just remember that one. Like this dude threatened to sue because he jumped in front of the camera with this big light and he he grabbed the microphone and goes, oh, oh, oh. And then he like, he mailed Barstool saying he didn't know he was on camera. I'll remember this. He ran like, dude, what? Yeah. It's like Avocado Ross, kind of. Like emailed Barstool saying he didn't know he was on camera. I'll remember this. And he rattled like.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Dude, what? Yeah. It's like avocado Ross, kinda. Yeah, yeah, kinda is. Avocado Ross? That was the guy that thought he was the avocado guy that sent the Tinder message. But it was another avocado guy?
Starting point is 00:45:39 There was a, Barstool posted like a Tinder message of some guy saying like, I'm gonna like spank you like the dirty little avocado You are like some wild shit. Yeah, and then some dude came in and was like you got to take that down like people were saying It's me. It's not me and David like I don't know who the fuck you are. Oh That was him. I don't know I mean either way like his attempt to to quell the storm of him being pinned as avocado Ross only Created like way more
Starting point is 00:46:05 Yeah, and Dave dis day port and I repeatedly being like I don't know who you are you need to leave and he was like Okay, now you're filming me And also the worst part about it is that the YouTube short of it on on barstool Oh, it's Mike Jones. I bet well his Paul Wall Houston. Yeah, yeah, it's Paul Wall But the the YouTube short of the avocado raw saga Has like 14 million views and for whatever reason the auto-generated thumbnail is just my face no way says crazy Storms into Barstool sports, and it's you and it's just like the thumbnail of it It's hard to like you can't like see the thumbnail
Starting point is 00:46:45 but it's cuz I talk at one point during it and Yeah, it's just my fucking face. I Yesterday was election day Kamala lost yeah, and Rudy I bet you're so excited to put on your chapel rown hat and go out to the bar And there's an Easter exhale really loudly into your drink so girls notice. We're gonna be okay. Mmm. Is that the plan?
Starting point is 00:47:12 That's the first time you've unveiled the chapel rhone hat. Uh-huh. Right after Kamala Lute. You are... Yeah, I'm an ally, but really I'm a fucking nightmare dude. Is it like her merch or, oh my god. Yeah, dude. Yeah. It's not about me. I just feel so bad for my poly friends. Is it like at her merch or oh that oh my god Yeah dude Yeah
Starting point is 00:47:25 It's not about me. I just feel so bad for my poly friends This is where we make gains brothers Yeah, good God. Yeah, your magic Johnson announcements gonna be amazing Yeah, I'm gonna I don't want to do anus next to Rudy just in case he gets an open wound I'm gonna retire. Oh there it It is crazy guys storms Barstool HQ Yeah Yeah, and it's not even a good look you look fine. I'll be like my best photo. It's decent. I'd take that photo Thank you guys. I spent $300 on the Pokemon trading card game app that just launched cool, man
Starting point is 00:48:09 Not good I'm not good. Do you get anything tight? Yeah, I've every card. Yeah, I would just hack it So you have get in the code and just make sure I have all the cards There's only one only they only have genetic apex right now that set so right obviously I have every card from that So now what? Chillin we get to like show them off is like a social plot can I can battle them? But this is my new thing and then I just I just bought the magic Jonathan AIDS card So I need to stun Tim's I I'm gonna get evicted from my apartment Yeah, we
Starting point is 00:48:43 Need to try like saving. Yeah. Yeah, I don't really do that. We need to try making. That would be helpful. Yeah, we need to start making first. Plan A, make Plan B save. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:48:55 We are, we're not doing either. We ain't making and we are spending. Damn. Dude, I watched the Zodiac documentary on Netflix. How is it? It was awesome until the last five minutes It has to be one of the worst endings of any documentary I've ever seen in my life to the point where I almost thought it was a monkey boy comes out So they build up this like whole story about like the whole thing is like no one knows who the real zodiac is There's all these guys on that's the whole point. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and then
Starting point is 00:49:27 At the very end they like they pitched this whole thing about this one guy Al a Alan Lee some shit Alan Lee Alan whatever and it's like very convincing in the very end They have like this whole like DNA thing where they can finally get it going and they're like Oh, we're gonna like run DNA on this like yada yada yada And then the last frame is just them being like they haven't gotten results yet the producers have reached out oh wait so why didn't they just wait why didn't they just wait to put it out I wanted to put it out no so then I took I went to reddit the Zodiac killer reddit
Starting point is 00:49:57 is one of the is hilarious they're still talking about them they're going crazy and they were so funny like there's got the guys posting like I can't wait for all these guys all these Newbies to come in here thinking it's a la they got no idea they like look down upon people I don't what they don't know any they don't know shit They they are like pitching people that are they're pitching like Dobby from Harry Potter They're like people no one has ever even heard of good And there's an enormous amount of evidence that is this guy like an enormous amount of evidence
Starting point is 00:50:23 Wait potential piece of evidence eight hours ago. guy. Like an enormous amount of evidence. Wait, potential piece of evidence, eight hours ago? They're still finding shit? Yes. I don't know, it would be fun to cosplay and trick yourself into believing is like a fucking fictional character who did it. Did Alan even resemble the sketch? Oh, so they're pissed.
Starting point is 00:50:38 They're pissed. They're perpetually pissed. But why are they banking on the sketch being super accurate? I don't know. But it's just like, it just like the red dot on Jupiter, the storm that never ends. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:50 Just a bait constant. Those people don't want it to be solved though. No, exactly. It's fun. There are still those two, one thing that is interesting is there's still two cryptographs that have never been solved. That is interesting. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:00 But maybe they just can't be. I mean, people forget this is a crazy person. Right. There's two to say you actually made it accurate All of the Green Bay Packers are flat earthers now what? sick transition wait actually Really a lot of them why? People people like that shit. Yeah, I guess it's fun. It's thrilling It's like we. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:25 Who was that from Aaron Rogers? Now, I think just a lot of dudes. There's probably one like pretty good YouTube video. And then they send it around. That'll make waves. Mm hmm. That was loose change for me, dude. Nine eleven. Yeah. Pigeons. Yeah, there's a person when I really liked.
Starting point is 00:51:43 What about pigeons? Pigeons are listening. Oh, I'm not buying pigeons. Yeah. Pigeons. There's a pigeon one I really liked. What about pigeons? Pigeons are listening. Oh, I'm not buying pigeons. Yeah, pigeons are fake. I like the one where the pyramids are, where actually electro, they produce electricity. Pigeons do? No, the pyramids of Egypt. They produce electricity.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Is that believable? Big time, well, scientists are like, oh, there's evidence that they produce electricity. I'm like, are you fucking high? I might start believing in stupid shit. I think what's the downside you're looking for Yeah And every like new thing like yeah, it's like every new hint that drops is exciting Yeah, I feel like if I found out like oh like the earth is flat
Starting point is 00:52:21 I would frolic for 48 hours being like, oh, this just completely rewired my perception of the world. All of my inhibitions are now gone. I get to live like- Just because the world is flat? I think so. You would, all your inhibitions would be gone. For a little bit.
Starting point is 00:52:35 No, I wouldn't. You'd feel like a drug. That would hit like a drug. Nothing. What would change in your day to day? Everything in life is so familiar like everything is what we think it is yeah nothing is nothing is truly crazy we should come up with one that would be fun but it's just like how you have to be fucking nuts to
Starting point is 00:52:56 like think of one people are coming up with one they're trying to say that crumble cookies aren't good and they're in there and they're gaining steam. They are developing an army. They're getting mad at the lines. They're not that good. Why is the line this long? Because they're that good. Yeah, it's like, OK, they're
Starting point is 00:53:15 they're too expensive. Gotcha. They're I'm with you. They're overrated for cookies. They're worse than other good cookies. Sure. They aren't disgusting. They aren't. Sure. They aren't disgusting. They aren't repulsive, they aren't disgusting. So here, okay, you are disgusted by crumble cookies.
Starting point is 00:53:34 You dog. Come over here and I wanna watch you hold your nose and gag on this fucking Reese's Peanut Butter Cup cookie. Like you can barely handle it. I wanna see your, I wanna see your gag reflex activated like it's never been before while you choke down this snick,
Starting point is 00:53:50 this disgusting snickerdoodle. Like yeah, you really hate crumble cookies. And they're always like, oh, but I love tequila. All right. They are always like that now. They love Negronis. Yeah. You love vermouth that much,
Starting point is 00:54:04 but you hate, you can't bear Choking down a crumble cookie, so you can't fucking disgusting to them Dude, I want to I want to watch like a YouTube video That's in the tone of like flat earth 9-eleven loose change pyramids aliens about our crumble cookies actually disgusting Like I know everything's opinion-based, but like I think that crumble cookies are scientifically and objectively not disgusting. Yeah. I'm with you dude.
Starting point is 00:54:34 That's perfectly fair. Don't worry, you're safe. Okay, so many people hate them. You're safe here dog. Also it's a delivered cookie. If it's a cookie delivered to me, I'm going to appreciate it. It's a treat. It's appreciate it. It's a treat.
Starting point is 00:54:45 It's a treat. It's a treat. It's a treat. Like at my door, that little box. And you don't have to eat the whole thing. Wait, go to that bottom one. Go to Timmy's takeout. Crumble cookies are disgusting, all caps.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Yeah, someone DM'd me and was like, hey, I'm fat and I still think crumble cookies are disgusting. Like fat people are notorious for having strange aversions, yes to unhealthy foods, but also healthy foods. They can't stick to a balanced diet. That's why you're fat. This is 14 minutes. Crumble cookies new flavors are disgusting.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Let's just go to the taste test. I hate that collar on that shirt. Yeah, he's been chewing. Please don't get mad at me. I'm not in the kitchen. 10 on 10, is it? Next up, let's try Dark Dream. Now, this one looks very interesting.
Starting point is 00:55:30 It has an insane amount of chocolate chips. Insane. Look at that. How do you not like that? Oh, disgusting. We love that. I think this dude's gay. You think? I think this dude's gay. He likes it. Yeah, you don't think it's disgusting. I want to see him like spit it out.
Starting point is 00:56:02 I'm kidding. It isn't that bad. I just had to make that joke. You know, it's fine. It is not bad. I just had to make that joke You know It's fine. It's fine fine. I want to see him spit it out This dude, I don't want to assume sucks penis mm-hmm But it's like even like it isn't that bad like that's what you say for like a screwdriver at breakfast Okay, that's not that bad. That's how you, like, that's how I would describe, like, honestly getting a filling. That wasn't that bad. That's not that bad. Right, the shot wasn't that bad.
Starting point is 00:56:35 The catheter wasn't that bad. But I mean, I don't know why someone would like lie about that. Yeah. So like send video proof of you hating crumble cookies, and then I'm with you But what if they're just faking it they they could be faking it you just have bad actors mm-hmm maybe Unhealthy yeah, I want to see somebody like not able to spit it out. I mean are there any like
Starting point is 00:57:02 Like treats like true treats that you guys find disgusting um disgusting disgusting mmm I mean basic would be licorice the black licorice I even think that's like kind of bad but not disgusting candy corn candy corn like not that great I like candy corn but fine um oh oh though this will actually make me gag and throw up the buttered popcorn jelly beans The jelly be the butter popcorn flavored jelly beans will make me gag and throw up. I think it's fucking disgusting Yeah, jelly beans that in itself, but it's meant to be a candy and a treat and they sell just the butter popcorn in a bag.
Starting point is 00:57:45 That's the most popular flavor. Yeah, but like jelly beans are like a wartime treat. It is, yeah, you give those to like kids after you burn down their village. Right, yeah. And they're like, I cut it. They used to just give chocolate to kids, like sorry about your parents.
Starting point is 00:57:57 That's my favorite trope in like every World War II movie is like the handsome. And then they forgive, the kids are like, forgive them. The handsome soldier's like, oh you want a candy bar? And the little Belgian kid is like yeah, they love that my parents are like liquid yeah All is forgiven I'm standing on my parents In the treads of my size eight Timbs are my folks.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Thanks for the chocolate. Chocolate probably hits. Do you imagine? Post vaporized folk parent chocolate. I bet you it makes them like resent their parents too. Like, oh, they never gave me anything close to And you're tall and handsome, and I'm sexually attracted to you now Yeah, that's how it goes that's how Andy Warhol came up yeah true true true true anything else boys
Starting point is 00:59:03 Livestream oh live stream tonight when this comes out for Brawley who uh CPD see chronic Yeah, yeah, he's in a lot of pain going through anguish go through anguish We're gonna all super chats will go 100% goes to him will be gaming we chat and we'll be doing stuff I'm doing a lot should be fun. Yeah, we're gonna be getting a lot of pain But he's still got time to challenge me to a fight who bra oh yeah, you should fight him. Yeah, sorry CRPS CRPS Yeah, if we hit it like if we hit like I'm gonna give a monumental goal like 15 grand You should you should bring the giant check to him and fuck him up. Yeah
Starting point is 00:59:44 You want this money? Yeah. You have to get through me first. Yeah, this pain right here is on the house. Yeah. Yeah. But I said this, I think there is one able-bodied anus listener who would lose a sanctioned fight to Brawley.
Starting point is 00:59:57 There's one guy who can stand and jog and move his limbs freely, but would lose in a boxing match to Brawley It would be a decision. No. Yeah, there's no not a unit We just put up the scrims the jiggling ass Yeah, but yeah, he was hitting the bag Comically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he could Yeah, I think he could
Starting point is 01:00:22 definitely Yeah, he could beat somebody mm-hmm He used a good like a picture you use that that you posted try to be hot I didn't try it succeeded he did Yeah, that's like that's pretty good power yeah Shot brother, it's good. It should be fun I'm excited. We'll be fun. We got a bunch of stuff planned and I will try not to crush your foot this time Yeah, and if you if you do your best not to try to frame me what it actually didn't happen
Starting point is 01:01:03 I'll be honest. No you won't. Top the bottom. This time I hope so. Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah, we'll see you guys tonight. Tonight.
Starting point is 01:01:12 God bless.

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