A New Untold Story - Bill Gates - A New Untold Story: Ep. 425

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

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Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. It's a new untold story. A new untold story. It's a fresh baked untold story. A new untold story. Alright, welcome to a new untold story episode for 25. Yes, 425. Nice. It is the north and east suburbs of Seattle.

Okay. Bellevue, Everett. Are they nice? Redmond, Chamamish. I mean, it's gotta be the least intimidating section to rep the Seattle suburbs. Yeah. That's lame.

Anybody from there? I'm gonna do all of Seattle today. Whoa. Because we missed that area code, but yeah. We missed Seattle? We missed Seattle. Bellevue has an amazing skyline for a suburb. Looks like a major cities.

And that's all there is for that. Okay, wow, you roasted the fuck out of them, dude. amazing skyline for a suburb looks like a major cities and That's all there is for that. Okay. Wow you roasted the fuck out of them, dude. Oh get into roasts I don't know how Bellevue is gonna show their face after that one fuck Seattle doesn't rain like that what no DC Atlanta Chattanooga all get more rainfall each year. Than Seattle? Mm-hmm. Not even top 20. Then how they get that rep? Just constant drizzle. Okay, I like that.

But no downpours. That's my favorite weather. No downpours. There's more dogs than children in Seattle. Is that because gay? They're gays? It's tragedy. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Just a bunch of un-muzzled, extrage pit bulls brutally savaging all the kiddos. What? That's why. Really? You gotta assume. No! There's more dogs than kids.

You think it's because dogs mauled kids? I would imagine. What if it's just like gay populations big? That could be it too, but uh... No, no, it's definitely pit bull maulings. I wanna assume It's the pitbulls molly. Yeah, yeah, okay, which they do Yeah, regardless of how you feel politically toward pitbulls that their pitbulls have some real and that pitbulls have literal shooters Yeah But they have literal killers too

They have barbarous beasts. Yeah. Who do kill children. Yeah, they lock down. They'll lock down. Calm down, Pibbles. Pibbles has a first grader's femur in his frothing mouth.

Bro. They'll come through the front door Zeus is a lover not a fighter Zeus has my thumb in his throat So pit bulls do I think statistically they they are a bit more aggressive of a breed that's for certain. I think that's what Dude they're naturally inclined to know the weak points of man a bit more aggressive of a breed that's for certain I think that's what they do they're naturally inclined to know the weak points of man like they go straight for neck groin and like wrists I don't dislike pit bulls I think that's cool to have like a dinosaur that runs fast if you see footage there's a footage of like

cyclists who like film themselves getting chased for miles by a pit bull. Dude, I'll see breeders. They'll breed the most muscular pit bulls ever. They're so muscular. Like physique goals for men. They're borderline hot. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't be shocked if they...

A pit bull could steal a girlfriend from a guy that's a four or five. And we'll get into that. What? Seattle has three horsemen. I don't know if that's the terminology. Three power players. Three Mount Rushmore minus ones.

Okay. Bill Gates. Big. Ken Jennings. Huge. Macklemore. All right. All five foot 10 white men, the most milk toast, beardless, betas,

forgettable looking white men in the world. All three have achieved the pinnacle of measurable success in financial wealth, wrapping, and knowledge. That's the three pillars of society. They're the best at getting money, rapping, and being wise. Wow, who would you wanna be out of the three? Those guys, got fuckin' Willie Gates,

fuckin' Kendrick Jennings and Mack Lamar. Bro, those are, that's what, and they have the qualities and traits and achievements that everyone wants. And they don't have a semblance of sex appeal or swagger. That's what I was just gonna say, yeah, they have zero sex appeal. Zero sex appeal, like.

Ken Jennings is the swagger, he's a swagger-less man. And Bill Gates. Yeah. I guess like Macklemore you can, but Macklemore won the Grammy for best rap artist. Over Kendrick. Best rap album, best rap performance. Those are the pinnacle of rap achievements.

And he got all three. Macklemore. And we know like, you were never a fan, right? Of Macklemore? Yeah. Are you kidding me? I loved Thrift Shop when I came out. Thrift Shop was good and like Can't Hold Us is good.

Like he has like songs that sound good. He has like a song, yeah, Downtown wasn't good. Those are the three that I know I think. Why? There's a song called Intentions where he does like this real slow sexy acapella voice. Here are some of his lines. I want to be a feminist. He's saying it like this real slow, sexy acapella voice. Here are some of his lines. I wanna be a feminist. He's saying it like this.

I wanna be a feminist, but I'm still watching porno. I wanna eat healthy, but I'ma eat this di Giorno. Oh, I wanna be faithful, but I love hooking up with randos. I wanna live by the law? But I still think like a vandal I Want to get exercise looking at me when you're doing it, but I'm too lazy to work out. I Want all the finer things?

So don't want to go to work now He does the laughs. He doesn't laugh like that. Yeah. Oh, was that on the same album, that like one? I don't know, but yeah. So then Ken Jennings, completely devoid of all things sexual. Yeah. But none of these men have receding hairlines.

Oh my God. You'd think. Yeah, you'd think there would be Norwood four to five in that crew. His name is Kenneth Wayne Jennings III, which is kind of hard. Yeah. The highest earning American game show contestant, having won money on five different programs,

including 4.5 million on Jeopardy. Insane, what a run. Dufflebag boy. He has controversy. He's not the host of Jeopardy. No, he does not have controversy. I went to his Wikipedia, he has the most obvious, unpredictable background. He's a Mormon.

Okay. He went to BYU. He's sober. Okay. He was the captain of the Quiz Bowl team at BYU, which is the most virgin thing in the world. But his controversy section. There's no way he has a controversy.

It's his longest section. No. What do you do? It's a lot of tweets. Do you remember any of them? Of Ken Jennings tweets? On September 22, 2014, Jennings received criticism after tweeting, nothing sadder than a hot person

in a wheelchair. No, he didn't. Yes. No, he didn't. Yes. No, he didn't. Yes. No he didn't. Yes. No he didn't. He ended up deleting it later, but I mean, that's funny. Is it true though?

I think as soon as you get the chair you lose hotness. I think, well, is it less sad than a grotesque person in a- No. No. In a wheelchair? They belong. Oh no, dude, no. Oh, you're saying it's not. person in a no no in a wheelchair they belong You're saying it's not I think it's more it's like a dub ah Just like Stephen Hawking I guess he was getting pussy before the wheelchair no who's getting boy He was getting caught what he was getting yeah, was getting cucked. He was getting cut

I can't even think of any like wheelchair people especially women. I can't think of any wheelchair women They stay upright. They should be in seats. God. And again, Jennings, you might like this. In 2015, just a year later, he criticized, he was criticized when tweeted a joke about the death of Daniel Fleetwood,

a lifelong Star Wars fan who died of cancer. Wait a minute, what did he say? I guess this guy got to see The Force Awakens and then died a couple days later. He got to see it early, yeah. Yeah, Ken tweeted, it can't be a good sign that every fan who has seen the new Star Wars movie died shortly thereafter.

Ken, Ken. Yeah. That's pretty funny. And then in 2021, his podcast co-host posted a Twitter thread where he discussed preventing his nine-year-old daughter from eating. Ken did? His podcast co-host.

Okay. Prevented his nine-year-old daughter from eating until she learned to open a can of baked beans by herself. And it approximated six hours it took her so yeah that was the parenting technique I thought it was gonna be way longer than six hours to be quite honest that's hard with the hot and wheelchair debate really has me has my brain and twisted up rather be hot in a wheelchair or ugly in a wheel would you rather be hot in a wheelchair ugly in a wheelchair I ugly in a wheel- would you rather be hot in a wheelchair or ugly in a wheelchair?

I think men like seek approval and attraction regardless of if it's sexual or not or physical so yeah I'd rather be hot in a wheelchair. Okay. Yeah. What's sadder? Being hideously ugly in a wheelchair like you can't even fucking- Yeah it's a double dose. You can't even fucking- I think's a double dose you can't even fucking I think Ken was looking at it as what a waste of a Ken was saying he doesn't use them as people But what a waste of a person Yeah, what a waste of a fuck yeah, what a waste of oh my god. He's for sure an autist no I Would imagine he does a good job hosting which I don't. He does a good job hosting, which I don't think is autistic. He does a really good job hosting. Is Gates?

But it's more like, he's more like wrote memory, scripted host. He doesn't like know how to go off the cuff. Yeah. So he's probably very autistic. Gates is an OG nerd. Yeah. Like nerds now are like, they game and they drink Monster.

Nerds usually end up fucking like SkyBree, eventually. Right. Nerds back then were just like actual, like they were obsessed with computers and anyone who played sports thought that was like the gayest thing in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. All right guys, quick tiny break to talk to you

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And pull up the Wikipedia page for it. This kid chose his hyperfixation to be the first generation of the Honda Ridgeline. I've never seen this on a Wikipedia page where they had an article, they had a little blurb at the top, right here. It's an excessive amount of intricate detail on the page. This kid's too obsessed with the Honda Ridgeline. The page is longer than a series of unfortunate events book.

So he edited it himself? Yeah. He just keeps on, he edits it like every 15 minutes and adds more detail on the first generation of the Honda Ridgeline. Just scroll the page. It's a doozy of a read. And you know he had Cloud 9 pleasure making all of that.

This is his Eden. It's his Eden and it's his heroin without a tolerance buildup. Yeah. He's having a blast. It's a zero risk heroin. Look at this. He's still, for the listeners, it's still scrolling.

Wait, wait, this is the Wikipedia page for a specific generation of the Honda Deeper than that the first generation of the Honda Ridgeline. He has all his work cited. It is he it's McChisel I got we got a chisel. That's his username. That's the guy that edits this every five minutes. What's his uh, we have an idea Can't can't find it But I would love to get him on the show and just talk, do a Honda Ridgeline episode, generation one. And if he could just tell us why he loves it.

Look at, like, I've never seen a Wikipedia page so in depth to have that warning in the beginning. There's too much information on this Wikipedia. Is he living? He's, I think he edited it today. He's constantly in this page adding new deets, new discoveries. Dude, imagine the feeling when he finds out something new

about the Ridgeline Gen 1. Imagine that rush. How would he even do that? I think maybe, I don't know dude, I think he's like being a detective. Like he's trying to find new leads. He's trying to uncover more shit. It's a nice looking vehicle. What more can you say? It does look great

Yeah, dude McChizzles in here Yeah, he was in there. What is that? Yes, the last that's the okay That's just one section of the Okay. But that's just one section of the editor. Do you have any other obsessions? Not that I know of. You should be able to look at editors' profiles. This should be a social media app.

It should be, yes. Sometimes we have to deal with an autist that falls upwards a lot. Okay. Fails upwards, I should say. That could be one of several. Yeah of course. Could be either of us. But I sent you this morning one of the best autistic men failing upwards stories. I just did a quick scour. Luke his name is uh, what's his name? You got pulled up? Timothy Dexter. Timothy Dexter. He's a 1700s boy. I think I went a little bit too far back into history

the His click is Wikipedia. Don't forget the roast Bill Gates. Okay. Oh shit. I know now. Let's go to Timothy Dexter his uh His known for was the first thing I've never seen that on a person's bio before. He's known for uncommon good fortune and being eccentric. And he was. His picture he's wearing the largest hat of all time being followed by the biggest hat I've ever seen being followed by his wiener dog. He was an illiterate author. Yeah.

His book A Pickle for Knowing Ones was filled with typos and things spelled horribly wrong. He was barely educated or literate, but was the greatest, oh, considered himself the greatest philosopher in the world. He wrote this book, A Pickle for Knowing Ones, didn't have a single bit of punctuation in the entire thing, and so his editor made him redo it. And so he put a page in the beginning just filled with periods and commas and he said you may salt and pepper amongst the book but he spelled salt S O L T and pepper P O P O R

that's something you would just one page of a bunch of punctuation that you can just put it how you want you put it how you want. You put it how you want. Here, go back to his page. Yeah, he got super rich by, he bought a currency that was worth zero. He bought tons of it. He was a good crypto guy. He bought tons of currency that was worth zero and then the government decided to do a buyback program

of this currency and he had all of it. So he just, yeah. He became mega rich mega mega fucking rich. I'm looking at his backstory At age 16. He became a Tanner's apprentice. Yeah A Tanner makes leather. What did you think Tanner? What the fuck should I be doing? Just follow me around man, bro. I Genuinely gave you five fucking videos to fucking edit and upload to YouTube shorts Yeah, Tanner with a capital T Tanner I did that

He remarried 32 year old Elizabeth frothing ham rich widow he married a rich widow too frothing What that's what do you got? That's the most disgusting euphemism for like a... A pussy? A sopping wet pussy. A frothing ham? Like an Audi pussy.

In the 3D. Her frothing ham. Yeah, it is disgusting. Then he invests in the continental currency. Right. Gets rich. It was worth zero when he bought it. Everybody was like, this guy's, yeah,

of course we'll sell it to you for pennies on the dollar. Then it was just like one sentence. He built two ships and began an export business in the West Indies. But you don't just build two ships. He built two ships. That was quick. That's like years and years.

The way he did it sounded like he did it in like a day. He built it all right. He got two ships out of the way. And then everybody in Massachusetts hated him. So they were just like trying to prank him by ruining his life and maybe killing him by sending him on these trade excursions that just ended up working.

In his favor. In his favor every single fucking time. Yes, so he was a victim of pranks nonstop. But then. By government pranks, like Newberry Port's government decided that the best way to silence him was give him the title of Informer of Deer. Yeah.

Since there were no deer in Newberry. So his job was to tell people when deer were in town. So he was just looking out for deer. And ended up, he's Patrick Star. He's Patrick Star. He's unbelievable. He was advised to send bed warmers used to heat beds in the cold New England winters

for resale in the West Indies. They sent him to somewhere. A tropical area. It's very tropical to sell bed warmers. And he did. He sold out, he sold them out. They still wanted them. They used them as ladles for marmalade.

They used them as heated ladles for marmalade, dude. They were like, yeah, this is perfect, exactly what we need. We'll take the lot. The advice was a deliberate ploy by rivals to bankrupt him. Sell hot beds to a country ravaged by heat. Yeah. And it worked. He got significantly more rich.

On another occasion, practical jokers, like roving practical jokers. That was a profession back then, up with Dr. Lawyer. Told him he could make money by shipping gloves to the South Sea Islands. And he was like, okay. And it worked.

It worked. I don't know what the prank there is. Some people, as he got into port, I think people were leaving to go to Siberia. They were like, we need everyone. He didn't even get into port and he sold them all. Unbelievable again. I think Dave asked him to replace Bree on Survivor. Oh, he just told everybody his wife was dead.

Frothing him? Yeah, he told everybody Frothingham was dead. Then he threw a party and she was just walking around and he was like, no, that's her ghost. And then he did a fake death for himself and 3,000 people showed up to his wake and his wife wasn't crying and he burst out and he was like like you're not crying

It's done. That isn't we're over. It's it. We're done. It's over. Oh No, he didn't just he caned her he hit her with a cane cuz she wasn't sad that And again like this wasn't that long ago 17-hundreds. Relatively. Yeah, yeah, we were a country We were yeah in his front yard It was like statues of all these philosophers and George Washington than one of him like with all these like he is he kind of is the man and Should we try to read a pickle for knowing ones It might for knowing one might be purely impossible the first page

Makes no sense whatsoever, so I don't even know. Maybe not. But he would be editing the Wikipedia page often. He's old school. He's an old school... That big ass hat. Yeah. Happy birthday to Martin Van Buren. Oh, MVB.

Good, he was five foot six, moment of silence. He was also called, he was so ugly. Yeah. Have you seen him? But he didn't do himself any favors. Well yeah, he was called the Red Fox due to his bushy reddish sideburns, striking forehead and prominent nose.

A striking forehead is brutal. You don't want a striking forehead. See, I can't picture redheads back in the day. His mutton chops were just... They were out far, and that was red? And it was red. Oh, buddy. But guess what?

Tell me. I love Wikipedia, it's so easy back then. Every sentence is a gold mine. Van Buren married Hannah Hoes. In Catskill, New York in 1807. Hannah Hoes was his first lady. He landed Hannah Hoes. How was it spelled?

Oh, you must be Mrs. Hoes. No, that's my wife, Mrs. Van Buren. I'm the one who misses She was his childhood sweetheart and a daughter of his maternal first cousin So MVP came from a long line of Hoes. His mother was a Hoes. I didn't know he was a Hoe himself. His mother was a Hoes. Unbelievable.

Yeah, Van Buren, nay Hoes. That was Martin Van Buren. And... What else? Tell me more. Back to Seattle. Oh, yeah, yeah. Of course, they had a baseball team.

The Erners? Nearly 1900s. Oh. The Clam 1900s. Oh. The Clam Diggers. The Clam what? The Clam Diggers. Diggers, okay. So I just wanna give a quick rundown

of players that I appreciate. Sure. They were in the Pacific Northwest League in the early 1900s. The pitcher William Johnson Hogg. This translates to penis, penis, penis. Yes, I knew it was coming. During his second season as a clam digger,

Hog was suspended from the team for almost fatally mauling a newspaper reporter. He mauled? Wait, humans can maul? He mauled a newspaper reporter. He was known for that. He was a troublemaker, and his love for drink would not be kept under control.

But I didn't know man could maul. 1906 he being Bill Bradley no fractured his arm and died at age 28 Penis penis penis too late And there's just there's like a Wikipedia of former Seattle clam diggers slash Rainier's John Hickey Gloria Olkis mark Clarence Beers, that's just a good one. Because that's his government. Jim Dick, Dick played every position in his career.

This is from his Wikipedia. It says Dick played every position. Dick died in Cheney at the age of 76. He died in Cheney, Washington. Dick died in Cheney at the age of 76. He died in Cheney, Washington. Dick died in Cheney. Dick died in Cheney. They had a player named Mike Hunt. No, they didn't.

Mike Hunt. Dude, are we stooping this low? Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt was an American professional baseball outfielder who spent 12 seasons playing minor league ball on the Seattle Rainiers. Nicknamed Moose, he was considered Seattle's premier slugger of the 30s. Oh, he was on the Atlanta Crackers. Mike Hunt.

Come on, man. Nicknamed Sig Jakuki. What? Known for his alcoholism and combativeness. He quit drinking because of cirrhosis, however, he still smoked multiple packages of cigarettes a day Threw up on the mound because he was too drunk sig jacuzzi He tormented teammate this is on Wikipedia he tormented teammate he tormented teammate Pete Gray who only had one arm The baseball player had one arm? Yeah.

What position? I don't know. I don't know. Fucking... Oh. Are those just the honorable mentions? Yeah. No, no, no, those are... Those are the heavy hit? Yeah.

Oh, what do you have for Bill Gates? Oh, fuck Bill Gates. You know he tried it you know so he's Divorced now yes, Melinda French Gates. He was married to her for a while. Yeah Then we try to cheat on her he tried to cheat on her that's the most embarrassing part He tried the New York Times reported that while Gates was married to his wife Melinda, he was known to pursue women he worked with. A 2006 incident in which Gates attended a presentation by a Microsoft employee and then emailed her a dinner invitation writing, if this makes you uncomfortable, pretend it never

happened. So he was too nervous to even like cheat. A shy cheater is really funny. It was right after her presentation, so he presumably went to like his desk right down the hall to email her. When she was there. That's the, we've been in that situation.

At the party, were you at that party? Hey, I think I saw you at the party. He gave her all the RSVP options, like yes, no, you you just fine if you say no And she like she like told people and he didn't even cheat Fuck you Bill Gates really you mean that How you worth 12 figures and can't even successfully cheat on your wife 12 figures Trying to rebrand as a lovable philanthropist.

Bro, you're the Microsoft dick. No wonder the hoes aren't feeling you. How you got a hundred bees and not one queen? No honeys? Born in 1955? How you 69 and still don't know what pussy smells like? Stop blowing up Melinda's iPhone with green I miss you's, green take me backs. She's trying to have consensual iOS conversations with her tech star boyfriend Philip Vaughn.

Bill Bill Bill, you a lion cheetah. How you the only one not on safari? Chrome cuck, Firefox Fucktoy, Apple Bitch, hit that dance you little green brat. Calibri size 11 as the default font? You should have been killed for that bitch. Multiple sclerosis word. That shit's painful. The only Xbox that's still poppin' is Melinda's pussy. You had the whole world googling what is Bing. How you younger than Jackie Chan, but look older than China. Bro, purchase plastic surgeries, plural, at the soonest of possibilities.

Your whole body looks like a brain smart guy How you still look worse than Steve Jobs? Oh? You built like a fecal tapeworm. No wonder you were on the logs Remember you tried to reimagine smartphones with that Windows brick Yeah, you reimagine smartphones with that Windows brick? Yeah, you re-imagine smartphones? What if they were retarded phones? How you fuck up mobile operating systems so badly?

Oh, you wanna come at my career? Yeah, I pod for a living. Shit, unless I don't zoom for a living, discontinued, defunct. Fuck Bill Gates. Not because he's rich because he doesn't know what to do with it so that was the little roast I had for that was pretty pretty nice man you must hate that guy hate him yeah you must hate that guy he's trying to get everybody drink shit water. He's on that wave. Yeah taking shit out of water. He's doing it like on

late night shows Yeah, I Thought he was like a lovable loser. He is he's like a lovable tech philanthropist like former nerd He jumped up. Do you see I don't know jumping over the chair No, he doesn't know how to act around the hose at all like I think it was like when Windows 98 came out And it was like a news interview, and there I think was a woman Interview and she's like I heard you can jump over a chair. He's like yeah, he jumps over a chair It's kind of what you do

I've done that you think you've done that a few times on the act you time we make you watch you make us watch you Jump over the chair when I can't think of anything to say yeah Yeah, he's around the Asian hose, and he doesn't know how to act so he decides to jump over the chair for Kyle buddy we cleared it. It does clear it but Ring any bells yeah, I've done this like four times on the yak and I've always felt really good at getting nervous around the Asian Oh, it It got impressed Hmm oh my god Yeah, Bill Gates

He's not he's not hateable. No no no he didn't even cheat Yeah, that's so embarrassing just invited her to dinner. He's worth 12 figures. That's insane that's so embarrassing just invited her to dinner worth 12 figures. That's insane that's Incomprehensible he does look bad for his age does he actually yeah, he's how old is he 69 69 oh? Yeah, he does. That's a good. That's a great picture. Oh, he does even do boo He probably does oh There's that Melinda Oh wait does he have a new boo? He probably does Oh There's that Melinda

I don't know what they look like Yeah, he's he's he's Yeah, he's got a 60 62 year old Paula herd All right cool. Get a young thing Shout out to Brandon Walker for getting me this Japanese Garfield hoodie. Oh my god I didn't even notice. Is there a difference or is that just how they do it? He loves going to work on Mondays I guess. Hates Friday afternoons.

Hates Fridays. Hates Fridays. Hates saying lasagna. That's really the only difference I think. Yeah, that's the only. Japanese Garfield, I got nothing. Big shout out to Brandon Walker for that. Yeah, he's a good guy. You wanna, we have Junda available.

Do you want to see how grotesque he looks? He's been ravaged by surgeries. Yeah. I hate the look of the scalp actor. The healing scalp. It's all like. And I think it's like that for a long time. It's not natural.

I saw a video, the guy said the itch post hair transplant surgery made him long for death. Imagine itching that bad. Oh, it comes with an itch? Imagine, yeah, cause it's just like sprouting new hairs. I had herpes gladiatorium on my scalp, and I can't imagine. Oh yeah, I guess you, yeah. Yeah, it was the worst fate.

You're, you're, like usually people hide the fact of herpes. You're like almost a herpes influencer. I always talk about it because A, it was like some of the most traumatic moments of my life, but B, it was not sexually, I guess that might be worse. That I got fucking non-sexual herpes. I love, that was funniest you, your face realized that that's so much less cool.

Yeah, cause I've always been like, oh it's not like the STD, so this is funny. See it's from fucking combat. Yeah, it's not like I got this from fucking. My freshman year of college, no lie, I had three bouts of herpes, and I did not have sex. and I did not have sex. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Or take a pill take a pill, but I was constantly picking at the fucking

pussy scabby golden Did it hurt but it hurt at the same time? Oh it hurt it itched And it's done at least you didn't get pussy At least there's a silver lining you never came you never felt the bliss of orgasm What a relief at least at least I didn't fucking have sex and calm You have raw sex yeah with a college And I didn't And I had the prescriptions

And I didn't And I had the prescriptions Valacycle of here, you don't have to disclose gladiatorium. Do you? And I had to do that After I did it like a makeout session because it was on my fucking mouth I would get stopped after making out and be like no more I Would get stopped after making out and be like no more and then I had to disclose oh I Also have her I've herpes so even if you wanted to we couldn't have so you try to turn it on them Yeah, get him in a aha. Yeah Oh

You thought you're gonna have sex with me That's what though the part is, that's what I could have done, because the Herpes was on my head. The cleanest part of your body was your dick and balls. Yeah, it was the cleanest part. Oh my god. What were we saying, though? Rudy?

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I just saw a video of the other guys walking around. They're not taking their health seriously. No, take off the neck. The neck pillow is not required for 10 days. Why, do you have black eyes? I do have, I just wore the sunglasses just because I wouldn't, I can't like not look at myself if I'm in the mirror because it's just so.

Oh, whoa, ew. Much worse, much worse. Oh, oh, you're gonna, dude, that's gonna be gross. Turn to the side again. It is gross, dude, it's actually. Oh! Wait, were you that asymmetrical of a recession? Yeah, my shit was, my left side has always been hairier.

My left nipple hairier than my right. No kidding. My left armpit, left ball lower than the right. Okay. Left side of my hair, fuller than my right. More testosterone or less? I don't know. Dude, did it hurt?

It didn't hurt. It's just a very weird sensation. It's like a dentist appointment for your head. An appointment. So a dentist. It's still a dentist appointment. It's almost like a doctor's appointment. Yeah, a dentist appointment for your head too.

Dentists don't fuck with the head. They don't touch the head. We all know that about dentists. If there's one thing about dentists. Yo, what's this thing doing up here? No. It's a dentist appointment for your head. It's like a podiatrist for your feet. So right now you look fine. Were you worried about how your skull would look? A little bit. I mean I was really curious.

So at first I was sort of naive. I was like, oh, it'll shave my head and it'll look weird for a couple days, but it'll be fine, and then I vastly underestimated the shock and awe campaign that they were gonna inflict. How long is the recovery process? When are you gonna be looking hairy? Presentable.

Yeah. Probably look presentable in Pump in two weeks. Okay, it'll it'll look like a buzz cut, but you'll still be able to see You know For the roadkill to put your head straight down Did they get your your crown to little yarmulke the crown is where they really they really waged war. That's what you know Whoa, it's big shaped you need. Oh, whoa, it's dick shaped. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. It's not dick shaped.

It's not dick shaped. It's amorphous and ugly. It's not dick shaped. It's not dick shaped. I don't know, that's not. It's, well. It might be dick shaped. It might be a little dick shaped, dude.

But like, I was expecting your forehead to be swollen. Nicky Smokes just posted a picture with a real swollen forehead. Oh, dude. Yeah, mine wasn't, mine, I I went first so I'm two days out So the swelling is almost completely gone, but out of the gate It was a harrowing scene scene ken Jack and Jack looked like that weird rubber Johnny from that a fix apex twin music video

Johnny from Robert Johnny from the Apex Twin music video. So I'm getting made fun of for niche references with you two. Oh, that's a really good point. Continue. I forget I said anything. Don't let me catch you on the wrong side of the Puget Sound, bro. On Smith and Jigba, bro.

Don't let me catch you in the drizzle in Shamamish, bro. Don't let me catch you in the drizzle in Shmamish, bro. Don't walk with the third, bro. I don't even know if that's a, was that a threat? Yeah, yeah, he's like doing Seattle threats. Oh my bad, and, but dude Ken Jack looked like Megamind. It was crazy, his head was so big. He had some serious work done. Oh my God.

He hit it well. Yes, I gasped at his skull. Apparently I hit it very well because I had a considerable amount of grabs. I thought I was gonna come in for the front nine and they were gonna have to play a full 36. I did a full fucking tour. Yeah, you made it to day three.

It was crazy. Yeah it yeah yeah so it was it was crazy but uh can you go explore the city or are you embarrassed because you like every dude in that city has to every other dude has to be looking like you in that city right now yes but the ones that I did see were a little bit further along and they weren't as bad or like the back of my head you can still see like where the harvest in its they still have the and For the first week to any direct sunlight or rain Which really narrows the weather that's good right now it's pouring rain so you either have to have an umbrella You have an umbrella pretty much if it's sunny or raining

You what about a when can you put a hat on? Put a hat on they say in like 14 days Well, you have to demonstrate yourself to the public like that without a hat for the next two weeks Can you wear just like a real baggy beanie like a Rastafarian kind of thing? They gave us they gave us a very special bucket hat It's just it's just a gigantic gigantic hat I can't even fucking put it on because I'm not supposed to but this is the this is the Bucket hat. Oh, it's real wide at the top real wide and it's yeah, it's super tall at the top It's essentially a bucket hat. Yeah, but the top hat is is a top hat. It's like a top hat bucket hat hybrid

Yeah, it is. The best parts of both hats. How do you sleep? You pretty much have to sleep at a 45 degree angle. That's why I have this little fort here. And then you have to use this. Look how high his pillows are. And then you have to use this too.

So you're pretty much sleeping like this. Like I'll show you, it's pretty much like this. Do you have to wear that blouse? Yeah, did you? It's the only, it's the, I'm Muslim now, dude. Yeah, wait, they, yeah, wait, why'd they give you a Muslim shirt? What does that mean?

This is the only button-up by Grobs. Busboys. I didn't realize that you have to wear a button-up. Is that your shirt? You're just wearing that? It's like a card, It's like a sweater. Oh, I thought it was like that. Usually when I wear it, I have a shirt underneath it,

but the only button-up I had, and they said you have to wear a button-up, you can't put a shirt over your head. So it's like, I've been wearing this outfit for three days, but I pretty much sleep like this. Oh, man. But honestly, it's been kind of chill, because when I had shoulder surgery, I had to do that

for like four weeks. So I'm built for this. That flight back might be tough. So is your general area teeming with like hair cells who just got surgery from different countries? Or is it? Yes, it's probably like, like I mean they stick out so amazingly So it's not that many people but probably if you go out in the city, you'll see like one or two

Yeah, but it's like a snorlax Pokemon go Or just in regular Pokemon Yeah, you know to say go sometimes there's snorlax events where there's a ton bro. You got to get out in the city Yeah, you everybody else is out. Why are you you're ashamed? You've never been you've never been anything, but good-looking before Yeah, I don't I don't do ugly. Well. Yeah Yeah, that's the one thing you you don't do ugly. Well. Yeah, you're Not handling good don't want to be outside I Had a facTime earlier. With a girl?

No, Grace FaceTimed me. Oh. So no. And I had to do it. All you do is insult Grace. No, you said girl is in like, it's a girl I'm dating. Yeah, we did say that. But I just had to do this whole song and dance about how I was about I was like all I can was busted

But I couldn't go out tonight because I'm I didn't do this which is so fun. I'm glad we're doing wait What time is it there? Oh, it's night It's 8 p.m. Oh fuck you you can go out after this man. Yeah, no it's raining. I can't it's dangerous. Oh, yeah Dude, you can't go out during the day or rain I mean, it's like vampire love which hybrid I'm like no spirit you man I need the perfect level or an orc I need like perfect cloud cover with no moisture. Yeah It's insane. It's insane. It's insane. But yeah, I look crazy Muslim.

What day do you get back? Friday. Okay. Saturday. At least I'll have the weekend to, Monday, it's funny and it's like I gotta go in, but I just really don't. I know I'm not gonna want to.

No, no no come out Saturday We're gonna do a Christmas bar crawl mm-hmm. I can't I can't drink you can't drink I said I can't drink for 14 days what? Yeah, or what smokes is fucked smokes is yeah I mean, I think that's definitely an overstatement. You can probably definitely go out and have a few beers after a week It's totally fine. Any like Christmas spirit in the air in Istanbul No, you'd be surprised you'd think that come into a predominantly Muslim country of being festive as hell I asked because that's where Santa Claus is from

Santa Claus is from Istanbul. Yeah He's from the North Pole Santa Claus is from Istanbul. Yeah, we ain't yeah. He's from the North Pole Santa Claus is from Finland He wrong wrong wrong. He's from Turkey according to the Santa Claus is from Turkey Fuck the way what we're five yeah Santa there's no chance But what's been going on with you guys? Nothing. Nothing. Yeah, Santa Claus is from, oh sorry, not Istanbul. Batara, a city in modern day Turkey.

Oh, Santa Claus is Turkish. Sneaky Turk. Yeah, I've learned the entire YouTube menu system in Turkish because the TV is only local news networks of Turkish. So the only app they have on the TV is YouTube, but it's in Turkish. So I've learned an app gate the entire app. I know what space is, I know what clear is, backspace, gaming.

Yeah, that's sort of what I've been on lately. is backspace gaming. You're a better man. Yeah, that's sort of what I've been on lately. Lost my Kindle. You probably didn't bring it. I left it on the airplane. Oh, Jesus. So what are you doing? Dude, you wanna know something crazy?

My flight out, I sat next to, I believe they were Hindu. She was rocking two dots. Whoa. She's got the colon. She's got two colons. She was, yeah. And her inner head, first of all, off rip the entire takeoff,

she was talking to a galaxy just nonstop. And she was talking to what? Talking to what? Into a galaxy. A Samsung galaxy, oh. She was talking to what? Talking to what? Into a galaxy for hours. A Samsung Galaxy, oh. She was talking nonstop. And whenever you hear someone in a different language, it sounds like there's a fucking emergency going on.

Like it seemed like something insane was going on. She talked for 30 minutes, and then as soon as the plane took off, her and her husband didn't speak, no headphones, no nothing, completely raw, 13 hours. No fucking way. I knocked out for the whole Atlantic, so I don't know what they did in that time period,

but she didn't put on headphones, plotter phone, plotter book. Oh, did you know Mary saw sleep across the entire Atlantic Ocean and you were trying to make assumptions about what they did? I woke up and they were doing the exact same thing and they showed no evidence that they'd changed their tune. You were off a bean, right?

Did half a bean. Half a bean? Half a a bean half a bean and a couple IPA's Oh Yeah How's when I found out I skipped the Atlantic I was I Went from six to midnight. I couldn't have been happier. That's a great feeling. I'm sure just such a good feeling second largest ocean How's white socks Dave been Dude, he's been living it up man. He's a for all of his caveman aesthetic and and You know demeanor yeah

He is a very he's history buff History buff and a good guy to travel with he's incredibly history buff. A history buff and a good guy to travel with. He's incredibly outgoing. Like I think a lot of people when they travel, myself included, like you want to be outgoing and talk to people at the same time. I feel kind of embarrassed sometimes, like being a tourist and not knowing anything. He goes so far out of the way to talk to people.

He looks so good. Yeah, well he's in the best mood of his life. Yeah, because he looks the most handsome he's ever looked. He's feeling the relief of a thousand baths. Because his whole life he's been living as an ultra balding man under the fear of being an uglier bald man and now he realizes he looks like an attractor. He looks good bald. And everyone's telling him, like that's got to be the ultimate relief.

Right, yeah. It turns out the only way out for him was through Yeah, yeah, he should have done it years ago I'm hoping I literally hope his grits his plugs don't take Because he just looks so cute. He told any Lance that he's gonna just keep a buzz cut We're just so white socks. Yeah We're just so white socks. Yeah You go get a hair transplant you can have any hairstyle you've ever dreamed up after that you could grow it out for years And have a bun you could you could have anything you want. He's buzzing. He's giving the buzz

Does anyone know I think? Wait, no, no, you shut up. What was the buzz? Has anyone gotten pussy? Oh No, but Smokes got that was the subtweet. I think I saw dudes are dudes are so insecure in Turkey Right, but did he not really? Yeah, did he not realize? Given the circumstances, it's hard these fucking insecure men. Yeah So we were out I actually didn't see this I was Yeah. So we were out, I actually didn't see this. I was at a different bar.

It's like fucking chaos here. Everyone gets lost all the time, like you cannot stay together. So I was like trying to catch up with them and I was at a different bar. I guess he was at this Turkish bar and went up to these girls and started talking to them. And they were Turkish girls

and then these Turkish guys came up to him and were like, no, but you're just not, is that, is that not allowed? They're like, they like, it was like the workers. It wasn't just like, they were like the guys work at the restaurant. They're like, no, no, no, no. You sit outside, you don't talk to them. And he's like, am I offending you guys? Like, I'm sorry. And the girl's like, no, it's fine. And they're like, yeah, no, it's, but you know, it's not, you're just not allowed. And he is not allowed. And then I took that. I was like, yeah, no, it's, but you know, it's not. You're just not allowed. And you're just not allowed. And then I took that, I was like, I guess I can kind of see like a world

where if you're a Turkish dude and Nicky Smokes comes in, you're just like, nah. You don't have to be a Turkish dude for that. Not in my country. And then we were talking to this American dude that Donnie's friends with lives here. He said that what ends up happening is that a lot of the restaurants will hire girls

to like fill out the space. It's like somewhat of an ornament. Yeah, like a chandelier or centerpiece. And so that's why they're like, you're fucking up the aesthetic, I guess. How are the turkey clubs? Delicious. aesthetic I guess how are the turkey clubs delicious I heard the turkey clubs are fucking crazy you know the beats the beats they play. It's like... It's unbelievable.

Almost all of them are three stories. Crazy. No way. No, I'm kidding. I was just gonna... I know. Double deckers. There's some double decker turkey clubs.

Dude, it's so... They're so big and the infrastructure is very good. They'll put like... You can tell they put a support beam directly right down the middle like a wooden Right. Yeah right down the middle of the turkey No, yeah, like what like what's like the way the women in the turkey clubs like that like nice buns Hell man

Go out yeah, I'm not going I can't do I Can't I'm not gonna. I can't drink. It's raining outside. I'll melt like a witch if I go outside. Go haggle. I'm not about to, I hate haggling. Do some bargaining. I don't want to. I bought a ring for $60 American that is probably gonna give me leg poisoning.

You bought a ring? Oh, I saw you were trying to wear a ring. I also got a behind the scenes photo from Ken Jack of you taking a Snapchat. I could tell it's a Snapchat app of yourself smoking a cigarette. Oh my god. No, it wasn't Snapchat. It was Instagram. Okay. Yeah, I have a... Yeah, of course I was doing that. I have rules. That's fucking dope.

Sm... Yeah, it is dope. I forgot. You know that's dope. You know that's dope. Yeah, it is dope. I forgot. I totally forgot. You know that's dope. You know that's dope. Yeah, it slipped my mind that it was dope. Completely. Yeah.

All right. It's like the dopest thing I can think of. But dude, the music here, the music here is, it's like, you know when you see like videos of Israel, DJs? DJs in Israel? They're unanimously some of the worst people on earth in terms of their music taste. and is like shitty techno, but it's actually kind of a banger. And I found this song that is just

absolutely jaw-droppingly good. I'm gonna put you guys off. There ain't no way. Mm-hmm. We're gonna hate this. It's a, no you're not. It is by, it's a remix of some super old song. It's, you gotta get the Ted Tergé remix.

And it's by, where is this bitch? Hold on. Ted Terje? It's by Nesey Karaboczek. I'll just spell that really quick. The song is Yali Yali. Y-A-L-I Y-A-L-I. But you gotta get the Todd, the original's fire too, but the Todd Terje.

T-E-R-J-E. Oh, I just found Todd Terje. Wow, that's a deep cut of him too. Yeah. Dude, I heard this song, we were walking on the street. It was incredible. They don't have to party here, man. It's actually really cool.

It's an insane city, it's gigantic. It's like 16 million people, it's the biggest city in Europe. Moscow, depending on how they calculate it, but Moscow might be bigger, but dude, it is so big. Also, do you wanna hear the crazy shit? Have you technically physically been to Asia? Isn't it split down the middle?

Yes, yes. So we were planning on going to Asia and we get in the car to go to the procedure and like, oh, by the way, the clinic where we do the procedure is in Asia. So we drove to Asia and the very first thing I did in Asia was go for a pretty serious procedure, which I never thought was gonna happen.

An Asian procedure, yeah. The first thing I did in Asia. In fact, it was the only thing I've done in Asia. You haven't eaten in Asia? Didn't eat. I got a hair plugs in Asia, and then pet a cat in Asia, and then went home. That's the things you do.

Oh, Kyle, there's crazy amount of stray cats here. Really? Oh, that dude, the Wikipedia of that guy. He filled up his boat with stray cats and sold them. Tim Dexter? Yeah. He went to this island where people don't really keep pets. They try to prank them.

And they had a horrible rat infestation. They took all the cats. Yeah. He's cashed out. I found a good guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll send him over. But yeah, there's just crazy amounts of stray dogs here,

but they're so well behaved and remarkably fat. Any children? Oh, good question. Probably not a lot. I honestly haven't seen any kids. So a lot of stray dogs, no kids. They've all been eaten and brutally savaged by pitbulls. They might be, dude. I haven't seen a single kid.

That's a new epidemic in a lot of worldwide global leaders in urban economies. Are there any protests? There was just pro-Palestine in front of the Hagia Sophia, it was pro Palestine. Okay.

And it was cool, it was like I was, you know, the song track for Black Hawk. I always thought Turkey had a lot of strikes. Oh. Just me. Just me. Yeah, no, I kind of see you on that one. Like at least three.

I didn't know the Hagia Sophia, what is it? Yeah, I kind of see you on that one. Like, at least three. I didn't know the, I didn't know the Hagia Sophia, what is it? Yeah, I don't know how to say it. I just built it in civilization, like, a few times, but I didn't know it was there. I think the inside is beautiful. I plan on going to the inside. We went and saw the outside.

The outside, low-key good. Low-key what? Where do you rank this in international cities you've been to? Where do you rank this in international cities you've been to? Um, I mean I don't have that big of a list. Better than a lot of people. I mean the only two real international cities I can claim are Cape Town and here. On a scale of medicine hat to Cape Town, where do you rank it? This, this I think is better than Cape Town. So I think it's one.

I think it goes one, I think it goes Medicine hat, three. Bit of a gap, Cape Town, and then lots of a gap. How you been sleeping? I've been sleeping really good actually. That's a tryptophan. Yeah, I actually injure very well. My man's got the itis. Come on.

What's tryptophan again? It's that bullshit chemical that makes you tired after you eat a bunch of turkey. Oh yeah. But yeah dude, I've been relaxing but it's been good. I can't believe none of the boys have gotten any chicks. Aren't you with like 10 random dudes? Oh yeah. Oh dude, the fellas are insane.

Yeah, to agree. Yeah, they're awesome dudes, man. And just all so bold and helpless. It's awesome. It's like I'm in the group, dude. I'm with them now. This has been a humbling, great experience for me. But honestly, us walking around the street,

I had a moment of clarity of what was happening. And you know what it looked exactly like? You know the skit that Shane Gillis did of the uncle daycare? Yes. It was indistinguishable. Indistinguishable. It literally looked like a bunch of uncles

being herded around on a tour. Yeah, yeah. And then they all get hair plugs, and we're all walking around with our little kits and our medicine, and reading pamphlets to make sure we're texting each other like tips like, okay, when you use your moisturizing foam, you should pad it. You gotta pad it. Do you think there will be somebody that doesn't keep up with their upkeep?

Yeah, there's one guy, Noah, who asked a lot of questions during the procedure that had been answered very clearly. And I don't think he just really enjoys like sticking to the rules. Like they were like, no hats for two weeks. And after 12 days, you can wear the Esanova branded hat. And he goes, that's just branding for their for them. But he goes, OK, so not this hat. And it's a baseball hat. And they're like, no, no, not at all.

And he's like, OK, beanie. And they're like, no. And he just did that with a million things. Just kept on naming hats. All right, I'm worried about Sam. I'm worried about Sam. We have a lot of Sams. I think we have like five Sams.

A lot of Sammies in the turkey. A lot of Sammies. A lot of Sammies. Yeah, a lot of Sammies. Plenty. in the turkey but i i i go to turkey better get ready for sammy's other percent what you would you guys talk about uh... we could be wise uh...

timothy dexter the honda ridge line honda ridge line of course course um that sounds tight. Yeah, it was tight. It was tight as fuck Okay, uh anything else no. Yeah, you have a mischievous. Have a good Thanksgiving No, I got snowed. I got caught in a blizzard driving to Rochester. I got on the Ohio, Pennsylvania border I had to go to a I had to camp out at a diner called Kay's Place in Kingsville, Kingstown, Ohio. The ceilings were five feet tall. Everything was insanely glutinous. They were very nice people but I was there for about five hours. So Rochester was a failure? Rochester was never even... I was was it was a four hour drive from Cleveland

to Rochester and I drove for two hours and I looked at how much time was left on the trip and it said four hours 15 minutes a little bit of there and back again yeah yeah that area's Lake effects no oh my god. Yeah, it's it's a dream. It's a dreary area It's a dreary area, but they get pounded so much like apparently this is the worst they've ever had They had to close the whole interstate yards of snow they got five feet that's cooler than just living in shitty weather Yeah, I guess it's like survival you can feel some primal primal shit Yeah, that was Kyle you were yeah miles. You were in Florida. Yeah, right. Oh

Yeah, which is way sicker All right boys all right John duck rest up. I'll see you in a couple days Yeah, I'm actually Not looking forward to this. Oh yeah. It's gonna be tough to, I don't like like holes, clusters. Oh no. You are not gonna like this

because it is exclusively holes in a large number. Send a close up picture, like clear. Yeah, send it close. I'm already like grinding my teeth. Do you really wanna see it? Yeah. All right, I will. I'm doing the thing where I take a picture every day. That's my little project.

Yeah, so that'd be a good compilation. We're gonna do a compilation. I feel like only white dudes do that. Compilation, no, what is it called? Like the video, the photo of myself every day. Montage. Oh yeah, white dudes. White dudes do montage.

White dudes love taking a photo of myself every day. It's always like. Oh yeah, white dudes love taking a photo of themselves a day. And it's always like, I feel like a PhD student. Yeah, there's always like a really smart guy that, and you could tell they have like three t-shirts and they're all three from conventions. Right. Yeah.

They have like three t-shirts and then they have one, like not super thick down jacket, but like the sort of mobile Patagonia jacket that's like a thin down jacket. Yeah, the very thin one. They got that tote bag swag. That they wear for like three years. Yeah, they do.

Everything's from a fucking drawstring backpack. That's all their clothes. Yeah. Yeah. They all kinda look like Casey Affleck. A little, but like, yeah, yeah, they do. That's a good, yeah, it's not bad. Tonally.

Yeah. that's gonna be me I'm on that vibe now that'll be kind of cool I'm a Muslim white dude doing montages it's not it's worse things to do true all right uh God bless everybody God bless