A New Untold Story - Bob Barley feat. Feits - A New Untold Story: Ep. 382

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

KB recounts the vegas coke incident, Nick fell down some stairs, and Feits doesn't know who Bob Barley is. *no bonus this week, the boys are busy in vegas. Also, if you haven't caught up on the bonus episodes you should, they have been very funny.* Ads: HelloFresh - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/anusfree and use code anusfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. BetterHelp - A New Untold Story is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/NEW today to get 10% off your first month. Want more Anus? Check out the links below https://linktr.ee/anuspodcastYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

Hey, A New Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon Music. Do I shit before or after the pod? Am I funnier when I have to shit or when I shit? Tell me, I don't know. I'm always in spirit. I don't think you ever actually shit. What? That's my conspiracy.

Watch this. We're done, bud. We're done, bud. We're done. That's Kyle. You were right. Uh, yeah. I knew it. I did shit.

I knew it. Is that your reply to what I'm going to say? No, you're just going to say, like, No, that's a new untold story. Hey, is that story old or told? Fuck no, baby! That's a new untold story. A new untold story. It's a fresh, big untold story.

A new untold story. cool thank you big loud clap i can't clap with these um what these handheld mics oh i think i think you're like just with your hands with my hands i can't clap these fucking things uh we're with fights uh most guest does he win most guest i think you are our most i don't think we have any any repeats besides him i i believe i was recently my last time i think i was told i was most guest i don't know if someone's run up on me since then. Who else have we had twice? Roan?

Yeah, maybe Roan. Thanks for letting us have you. It's my honor. Yeah, I appreciate you letting us have you. What episode number is this? It's 399? 392. It's a Jeep. A Jeep 392? I feel like you guys both had Jeeps. It's a Jeep. It's a type of Jeep. A Jeep $392?

I think. I feel like you guys both had Jeeps. I had a Jeep Wrangler. I surely had a Jeep. I had a Jeep Wrangler. I can see you doing the two-finger salute to other Jeepers. No, I had a Wrangler. I had a Cherokee. My first was a Cherokee. I had a custom license plate that said, too rainy. Number two, rainy is the weather.

Why? I was gay. Well, John, i was gay well john i was gay it had a serious sportster in it though which was cool when you turned it on it was like a serious radio but it had a physical on the end but the only difference between the sportster and the regular was it had a sports team logo of your choice when it turned on pretty cool cool team pittsburgh stillers of course what were you listening to lonely island oh dude no i was listening to was it i know for a fact you were passing off lonely island lyrics as your own yeah i would freestyle bo burnham at the lunch table sophomore year and like they were like wow that's crazy dude i remember once like daniel kosh was mine we've talked about this before um kyle and i rekindled our friendship like we never really

knew each other but we talked for the first time really at a world's largest they were trying to make the world's largest connect four tournament morgantown and uh i remember overhearing you i was a bo burnham fan and you had a group group of people in an uproar talking about like you were arrested for doing 80 like the lady cops joke. Like there's a road full of lady cops and you got arrested for doing 80. And then like they were just like, oh, my God, this dude's a legend. Yeah, I did the vagina orchard joke. I think you. Yeah.

And I think you were looming in the back. I was shaking your head. I was like, you looked at me. You didn't care., you were looming in the background, shaking your head. I was like, and then you looked at me and you didn't care. Like you were like rubbing your palms together. What was the one he had about the ellipses? Call that an ellipses. It was.

Yeah. Wait, I thought that was a KB joke. If you said to dude, if you ask people from Wheeling, they would think like Bo Burnham stole Kyle's material. Hey, if only KB kept together mentally, he could have been Bo Burnham stole Kyle's material. If only KB kept together mentally,

he could have been Bo Burnham one day. Yeah, I bought a Jeep Wrangler though after college and it had the biggest fucking tires and I had like a six inch lift on it. It was red. And then the day after this article came out, number one car purchased by gay men really yep i feel like you two and bo burnham are the three gayest straight guys that i know

thanks man yeah i i know that's really good company i'll take that whole fucking day dude bo burnham's dating phoebe bridgers has dinner with taylor swift every night uh phoebe bridgers shows her titties too much does she i don't know i've never seen them is she a boy genius i don't know is that the girl in boy she's a boy genius yeah i think she just performs she's like the mopies really yeah i did not know i always know her as a she performs in the skeleton costume that you used to wear as a kid like a good picture a children's skeleton yeah i can see it that's what she wears all the time. I used to love stealing jokes. You never stole jokes. I did. I stole there was this guy named Rob Wissman.

He was like a Twitter guy. The chubby guy. Very funny. He was so fucking funny. And I stole from him to my friends. I was like, Miles Teller, why don't they just call him Pedometer? That's funny. That's fair if you recount it to your friends. Yeah yeah i would steal like vines

really yeah like what like you'd see it then i would put a i put a i stole this i put a lean cuisine in the microwave and took it out was like a double cupped thing what did it say and it said mean cuisine and i forget and you did that and it yelled at me or something you know exactly dude i forget the best memory you're a liar no i don't no you're a liar no speaking of the last time i was here is when you first started writing jokes for me yeah yeah yeah um it was when he was caught doing coke feds got me right next door oh yeah dude story still doesn't add up i love you to death man story doesn't add up i hate to say it but now now

that my mom has passed i think i can say that yeah i was just doing coke myself yes horribly yeah i was horribly that's a weird thing to say yes afterwards. It was the mom thing. No, no, no. It wasn't about the coke. That, I was always like, I don't know. I feel like KB would tell me by now. I was feeling myself after my Dave bit went pretty well. Matching him and stuff.

So I was down at the casino alone probably pacing around checking my notifications and some uh guy in the bathroom like pretty much made me buy coke from him what'd he say in my head he looked like were you a coke guy before this no not no wait this wasn't your virgin voyage with coke i've sniffed some before but never like oh i'm doing coke this is my coke in my head he was intimidating he looked like booker t he probably that's intimidating as fuck unless it's booker t washington hey you want some peanut butter i'm picturing booker t and or miles garrett type guy leading me that's the that's the most intimidating man to the atm forced me to take money out but in reality he was probably like a childish Gambino looking guy.

But yeah, that was that. And so it was the first time it was your Coke? That was mine. Yeah, I didn't know what to do with it. So I fucking dumped it all on the bathroom counter. Were you doing it with, I don't know what the story was, that other people came and did it. Were there other people there or were you just solo?

I was solo. Was there ever anybody else in your hotel room? No. No. No. It was Dave and Gaz doing their thing. And then I was like, I'm going to chill by myself. With this cocaine. Gotta do Vegas right.

Yeah. Cocaine and a solo. And you didn't even do it. You just dumped it? Yeah, I did it. Probably a lot. I don't know. Yeah, no one really does a lot of little coke. I didn't know the standard dose. I did a tiny a lot I don't know yeah no one really does a lot of

little code I didn't know the standard does so it was like yeah so there it is mystery story I think I've said it before I think yeah everybody that's still crazy to me that they kicked you out that's what doesn't add up

I've never heard of someone getting kicked out for it i guess i guess i didn't like mars his five three ass get like a felony for like a tiny bit i was always suspect of that because it was in vegas he was at some award show and he he had like a gram in his pocket which isn't even like it doesn't even sound like an amount like a celebrity would carry no what are you getting gram for and like you're a celebrity get a ball and that's a good quote absolutely and the he's like petite as fuck he's so tiny yeah i guess maybe that's why he's worried about the dosage like you say but um i always thought that it was maybe a bit of a pr thing oh to like roughing up his

image like get out get his name out there a bit like what do you mean you're gonna bring him a coke in vegas and you got but i guess it happens in vegas more often than the la kings had that happen they came here for a stanley cup party and aaron andrews's husband who was named after jared stall okay uh got caught going into the pool party with a bunch of coke, a bunch of molly. He had a lot of drugs on him. To the point where it seemed like they drew straws as a team. And they're like, one of us has to bring it on.

And he got busted. And he has a wife that could, if something happens. Kyle, before I get into it. Alright guys, today's episode brought to you by HelloFresh. Delicious, delicious food. Kyle, you had the butternut squash and a pork chop.

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I guess I have the Kith pants on, so I guess it's cool for me too. That's the most generic fucking sweatshirt on the entire planet. It's a fucking New York Jets sweatshirt. It's from their official store. Yes, it is. It's from their official store. No, it's fucking not.

Yes, it is. Stand up. Where's the Jets logo? Where's the NFL logo? Right here. Look, it says 1960 when they were established. That just says New York 1960. What?

There's a space between foot and ball. Whatever. From Etsy. I thought it was cool. It was minimalist. Football was two words. Yeah. Why are you struggling so much to pull the sweatshirt down?

I don't know. Stop policing my NFL merch. It's not NFL merch. That says football. Oh. Fuck the Niners. Oh! It's not fuck the Niners. Oh! But it's not fuck the Niners.

It's only from the perspective of a Raiders fan is when it's fuck the Niners. But yeah, this one's cool too. That's a good one. Trade it for it. That's like a rallying cry for like pedophiles as well. Fuck the Niners. I guess. I actually, I had a call from Paz if i wanted to come if i want to come to venus

uh i i consider changing yeah yeah you know what you we don't make fun of that vest of course not well what is that called a doily dude here's the thing with this fucking vest. And I like it. I wear it a lot. But I bought it online. That's a warm weather sweater. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm in Vegas. I packed warm weather stuff. I don't know how weather works. No, no.

But it's weird that you have a warm weather sweat. It's just real lacy. It's real holy. It's very holy. But the model in it was a cool black dude. And like, you know, you can have the option to change colors on clothes when you're shopping.

Yeah. You should be able to make it like, if you were to choose the person. Yeah. Cause like the cool black dude looked cool as hell. Yeah. Despite the fact that I keep wearing it, I don't really pull it off.

Dude, a cool black dude could be in a landlocked state in like scuba gear and i'd be like fuck yeah look at the flippers he had shorts on like a sweater under it no if it didn't make any sense at all and i was like god that guy's fucking killing it yeah and you look cool i think it's just about confidence yeah it's not looking cool in an outfit i don't know it's about like being lackadaisical it's about being like just like oh yeah yeah you're good at that you're good at that i i appreciate that yeah thank you fuck this godforsaken city did you uh fall down a flight of stairs uh yeah 10 10 flights yeah like john wick what remember when when he fell down an absurd amount of stairs?

And he kept rolling like different flights. Dude, I can't hold the microphone with my left hand. I think I broke my arm. Where were you? I was walking around. I was going to go get a little treat for my princess. And no, I was going to go get bottled waters from the Walgreens. And you can't cross streets.

You can't cross streets in this city. So I had to go up the walkwayway stepped in a puddle up to my fucking knee, wet feet. I was on the phone with my mom I haven't talked to her since it hurts to like move my thumb right now. I think I broke my arm my ulna. I was on the phone

as I fell finish the conversation and I just hung up as I fell. Yeah, finish the conversation. And I just hung up when I felt I was at the bottom of the stairs. My hat was on the second stair. I was on the bottom. It was 10 steps. I had to go back up to get my hat. Oh, she's not going to pick up, is she? She doesn't

care. She's planning the funeral already. Oh, in front of the Gucci store. I fell in front of the Gucci store. That's so much worse. 10 steps. I yelled. yelled it is tumbled down i'm in a tremendous amount of holding up your blouse to show off your belt as you were falling down i'm picturing you like the uh i'm soaked still it landed on luigi's shoe what does that fucking mean he's like one of the street mascots. You tumble down and rolled and your nose

ended up face down on Luigi's shoe. Fuck yeah. It's impossible to fucking cross a street. I'm picturing it. It's embarrassing. I was trying to go to Walgreens and I fell down 10 steps. You ended up looking like Jason Derulo at the Grammys. That's an Asian man. They convince an Asian man falling down the steps

that it's Jason Derulo. Every year they get me. What was this? Did they ever get to that? That was actually Jason Derulo or not? No, it wasn't at all. I want to meet him so bad. Check this.

Get this. I'm blocked by him on Instagram, yeah. Yeah, you deserve it. I used to comment very homoerotic things. It was before I even was working in content. I was just doing it for fun. I remember. That's how you got on my radar. Yeah. Doing doing jason derulo content it was my new year's

resolution three years in a row to get his attention and it started off wholesome and i documented the whole thing i i put together this documentary called chasing derulo and um yeah and like when he finally blocked me i told my parents and i promise you that was the most proud they've ever been hold on i i think i still have a video your parents were in the video i remember yeah my dad was like jason please just like acknowledge my boy had he did he ever acknowledge you prior to the block no no um he i think he liked a comment and then i responded to the comment something really really homoerotic about his dick which is out there he's a dick pic guy right i don't think so no derulo is a ball yeah it's a

it's pretty all but it's all but it's all but no it's what's out there is all but a dick all but a bear dick you can pretty much you can certainly understand our confusion there. His dick pic's all butt. Damn, I can't believe my dick pic leaked and it's just my asshole. This is embarrassing as fuck. He has a dick pic out. All butt. It's him in the cat suit.

Oh, it's him. We were talking about celebrity dick pics today and I was like, someone's in a costume. It was him in the cat suit. Oh, it's him. And it's, it's like, dude, we were talking about dick pics, celebrity dick pics today. And I was like, someone's in a costume. It was him. It was. Yeah.

Yes. But it was just bulge. But yeah, but you can see it. You can see the length. You can see length. If you, those guys chub up for sure.

Gotta. Yeah. God. I mean, look, am I the only one with not a huge dick? That's what I think about. Every time I see a dick online, I'm like, yeah, I'm the only one.

I'm the freak. It sucks. I don't even know if you could post a small dick online. There's got to be some sort of filter. I Google small dick, and I'm just like, mm-mm. No, you don't post it. You just end up in an HBO background. Those are the small dicks. Those are the small dicks.

Those are just tiny dicks. They had to crowdsource specifically for micropines. Where are the actual small, regular dicks? Where are all the regular dicks? Did you guys... You obviously wrestled. Did wrestlers shower together? Yeah.

Did you play sports at Blake's shower together? No. That was... Hockey was huge. You guys were probably... We were very homoerotic. It was a lot of naked play. Hockey is the gayest.

But you guys may have been gayer. Somehow we made it gayer. But I think we started showering together when we were like seven or eight. So I've seen every kind of dick you can imagine. Really? We were young i forget what does that do to the psyche of the man because i've not i've only seen single digit dicks oh see oh what maybe hundreds of wrestlers or 100s maybe

there is not a real correlation between height and dick size. Why would you say that? What? Why would you say that? Because I think a lot of people, I think most of America, most of the world would assume that. Just a smaller. You can't predict. I don't know, man, because everything else is smaller on a smaller guy.

But dick is just the outline. Yeah, I guess for a tiny guy, but like, you know, you know. No, I mean. did you do cooperstown i love the segue from small dick no this was small we had to shower at cooperstown it was a communal we're all like 12 so like in trunks but like they would do pube checks oh yeah yeah i didn't get a pube until like my junior year high school and they threw like a party for me i showered bald dick from like again i forget the age we were definitely prepubescent because we were only doing it

because the high schoolers did it and we were like that's how you get good at hockey is you all shower together okay so like my like my maybe my squirt team would start showering together not my squirt team that's dude like leonardo dicaprio and toby and Toby McGuire they were like should we call us pussy posse Or squirt team What is up with like Youth sports leagues like squirt Midget Yeah that's weird

Yeah Might squirt Peewee bantam That's what I think it is That's embarrassing is baseball universal because we were like horses that's very local

so baseball for us t-ball was called Shetland Pinto Mustang Bronco Pony was but you started pitching in Mustang I think I've heard of Pinto too I think I've heard of pinto too okay pinto and pony for some reason but i didn't know mustang and shetland yeah for sure that's how i learned the

life cycle of the horse i wasn't playing baseball that's the only positive i had from baseball was the life cycle of the equest the the equine yeah what is the life cycle is that is that what it is it's as the horse ages. I thought those were different breeds. Oh, yeah. Me too. Fool me once. Wait a minute.

Maybe I'm wrong. You might be right. I thought Shetland was like... I think Colt was a league too. Colt was a league. Older dudes. Yeah. I think these are different breeds we're talking about here.

I don't... Who's to say? Hey, boys. What? Get this. Happy birthday to Bethany Hamilton. Yeah. Happy birthday to bethany hamilton yeah happy birthday to her is bethany hamilton's birthday i'm gonna see if you guys can guess whose birthday it is based on clues okay okay bethany hamilton is who i think she is right the asymmetrical surfer yeah okay

that's gotta be a big i'm surprised you're so understated about this i feel like it's a big day for you guys it is it, but we go through cycles. It's been so many birthdays. 34, yeah. So many birthdays, but yeah, she's going to round it off. She was dropped by Rip Curl. Yeah. First clue.

Saving Owen Wilson's dog from drowning using only your mouth. Okay. Saving Owen Wilson's dog from drowning. This is a singer. Okay. Former. Bob Marley.

Yes. Okay. All right. This is a former athlete. What? Bob is in floating in water. Owen Wilson's dog, Marley and me. Okay.

I was hoping maybe you could get one. It seems like this is going to be a no, but let's keep going. I never heard of Bob Marley. What? I don't know Bob Marley. What the fuck has happened? What?

Dude, you're what? What are you doing? What are you saying? Oh, you said Bob Marley. Yeah, like five times. And then you said it too. Yo, you didn't say Bob Marley? No, Bob Marley. Yeah, like five times. And then you said it too. Yo, you didn't say Bob Marley? No, Bob Marley.

What did you just say? What have you been saying? I said I'd never heard of Bob Marley. I thought for sure you were saying Bob Marley. I still know what you're saying. Bob Marley. That's not a guy. It never has been.

I was like, I don't understand how we got them. How did he get Bob Barley? I knew you wouldn't get these, but I didn't think you wouldn't get these that much. When you were like, I got in my head, I was like, okay, I get Marley in me, but how does Marley become Barley? Oh, man. Oh, boy. Do we scrap the segment? This one's for you. Give him like a

10 second handicap. Former athlete, legendary pig baiter Ginsburg. It's the clue. Come on, buddy. legendary pig baiter Ginsburg. It's the clue. Yeah. Come on, buddy.

Tell me when. Nick tap in Babe Ruth. Yeah. You get it though. I get it. I get it. Okay. I'm not going to get any,

but I get it. Historical figure. Hey, yo, that brother Hank is too cold when it comes to hitting home runs okay okay historical figure um

okay say it one more time a yo that brother Hank is too cold when it comes to hitting home runs he was like he has the Aaron Burr yes is too cold when it comes to hitting home runs. He was like, he has the... Aaron Burr? Yes. All right.

Now you got it. Again, I'm getting them now. I'm just never going to... I'm understanding now. I'm never going to get them right. All right, Nick, this one's probably for you then. Okay. Former athlete who dabbled in pop culture.

Middle Hemsworth brother helps slaves escape via camel. Okay. Former basketball player former basketball player um what okay say it again the middle hemsworth brother okay helps slaves escape via camel Via camel. Okay. So this is almost... Is it a three-named person? No. Do you know it?

It's kind of a reach. It's kind of a reach. It's kind of a reach. Okay, hold on. I cannot hold the mic. I might have to go hospital after this. Oh, Pabs, jump in. Chris Humphreys?

Yeah, they... Chris Hemsworth? Yeah. And then escapes via freeze Chris Hemsworth. Yeah. And then escapes via freeze. Slay. Dude, I was trying. I was going to say George Murashan.

Why? I don't know. It didn't even popped in my head. Don't hold back next time. I want you to say that. It was just like I heard basketball players like I bet it's George Murashan. Yeah, you were close. it was just like I heard basketball players like I bet it's George Marish on your clothes a new untold

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and Burnham sharing a piece of life. Yeah. Yep. Great. Oh, you have a lot. Eco friendly curry. Eco friendly eco friendly Oh, you have a lot. Eco-friendly Curry. Eco-friendly Curry. Oh.

Seth Green. Yes. Singer. More on the niche-er side, not too mainstream. I think R&B. Pamela, get your suitcase ready. Pamela, you big breasted... Yes, yes.

Anderson Pack? Mm-hmm. All right, only two more. Oh, these are great. No, this is... This is... This is a better watch out. I don't know how...

You have, like, the 10-second head start to start guessing. I have the 10- head start to start guessing. I have the 10 second delay to laugh. This is a I don't even know how to pronounce her name. So this might be a reach female R&B singer. Dorothy's heartless crew member forgets to put on lotion. Ashy Tin Man. Close.

Ash Tin Ashton? Not Ashton. That's not what I want to say. It's Tin Ashy, which might not be the pronunciation. I don't think it is.

Yeah. But Ashton. Yeah, that would play it's not his birthday though these are only the birthdays birthdays today as in when we're recording and when this episode releases

remember that for Ashton Kutcher's birthday what would you do for Kutcher somebody who kutches it's the tin man without lotion kutch what were you going to say? come on historical figure

very historical being like biblical I don't know why I said very kind of notorious infamous via association. This Latina desperate housewife star goes to Miami to get her first ring.

Eva Braun. Yes. Fights. Was that the last one? Did you get the last one? Yeah. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.

Let's go, dude. It feels good to get stuff right. That was great. Was that Hitler's wife? Yeah. This girl. I don't know if she was like bad herself. Was she like a dickhead?

Yeah, I don't know. Like, if you met a girl and you were hitting it off and you found out her ex was Hitler. Red flag? Yes. Literally. Literally. But. Literally. But... Yeah, was she bad?

I don't know anything about her. Did she have the choice? That could be it. I would venture to guess Eva Braun was pretty into it. Yeah. I think that's hard to be... I think either she was a literal captive, or Eva Braun was...

She was getting horny for her. But he didn't have any kids, right? No. Wait, he had a micro-penis. I remember Uber Facts would tweet that like once a week. Oh, Uber Facts, yeah. Is Uber Facts still a thing? I don't think.

No, that and Phil Wer wherrell was it what was that one yeah phil wherrell ghetto hikes no what's ghetto who is this guy who pretended to lead as a job lead inner city kids on hikes and he would like tweet quotes from the kids from the black kids that were in very ebonics but it turned out like that wasn't that was all a facade yeah that was that was funny on the internet when like you would find things like that and then when you found out they were fake yeah you're like what the fuck people are lying on here why why would like one person choose to be dory though dory was annoying as dory had the most followers

in the world so nor dory ended up being like i don't think i don't think i ever really followed i didn't either persians yeah the persian persian dude who would like run all those accounts it was one persian dude so that dude was the hardest worker alive yeah there's a couple more oh fuck yeah yeah you just wanted to have fights end on the win and then you change your mind alright uh former athlete waking up next to a ball

and it can make it easier no no no I got it waking up next to a ball yeah waking up next to a ball of the middle variety waking up next to a middle ball waking up next to a ball of the middle variety, waking up next to a middle ball, waking up next to a ball, brother waking up next to a bull ball,

a ball, a bull ball. Okay. Um, Alonzo morning. Yeah. Happy birthday. Singer black man,

interrogating the girl from Titanic seal I heard kiss my rose it is yes no no is it Derrick Rose

no okay wait singer Is it Derrick Rose? No. Okay, wait. It's a singer. Oh. Probably in his 60s. Axl Rose? Yeah. Am I going to get in trouble for saying that?

I don't know. You said it. I'll end with a tame one. Wallace and Gromit and Hunter S. Oh, Clay Thompson. Yeah. Happy birthday, Clay. There we go.

Thanks for playing. That was great. That was really great. That was very good. A blast. How long did that take you? 30 minutes. 30 minutes?

Pretty good. How did rock stars convince people it was cool like yeah i'm not using my name i'm slash or the edge i hate when they have v in it who else the weekend and he even took an e that was the most unnecessary drop of a letter because he only has two e's in the name if e's don't exist in the world they don't exist in the name. If E's don't exist in the world, they don't exist in the world. Yeah, but then it was the W-K-N-D. That probably looks better. Probably for search result reasons. But what's his actual name? He kind of had the weekend on lock for a while. What do you mean?

With your Saturday for the boys thing. And then that was probably competing Google search. You think so? Yeah. Because if the weekend didn't drop the E, the third E, it would just be like Saturday content when you searched. Yeah. I guess that does make sense.

Yeah. Yes. Don't. Why are you fooling yourself? Well, if you just Googled the weekend the whole time, it probably would come up like things to do on the weekend in whatever city you're in. But now if you Google the weekend without yeah, you're right. You just got to choose a better name.

Yeah. Has KFC radio ever? I mean, that's probably got to be a search engine nightmare. But it's terrible. Yeah. I mean, I don't wait. Ours is too. Ours is way worse. SEO nightmare.

At least yours is only four letters. You don't have to type in KFC radio podcast. Oh, yeah. That's a nightmare. I feel like you're the only thing that would come up for KFC radio. Yeah, true, true, true, true. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

For sure. I also don't even understand what any of that means. I'm too search engine optimization yeah no i mean i know what it literally means but i don't know that was like my first internship i was working in this marketing place uh well no it was my second internship my first internship i was a food photographer i did for tj's yeah oh you got any fun tricks my job was just to spritz the cups of condensation. I was a condensation boy. Dude, I love those.

Condensation boy. I think I broke my arm. Oh, my God. Is it you can't come up? I can't, like, touch my fingers. And, ooh, I'm afraid, like, to pull my sleeve up. I have a real big lump right there. Really?

Yeah. Would you go to the hospital? If it's broken. Or you tough it out until you get back to Chicago? It depends on how it looks tomorrow morning. Yeah.

But I would love to come, like, breaking my arm in Vegas with a BAC of 0.0. Yeah, honestly, I think I would wait because, like, a Vegas hospital

would have to be miserable. Yeah. Or funny. Yeah, you'd get good content. Weird locale here. Cause it's like drunk 20 somethings than the oldest people you'll ever see. They're wasted too. Are they?

Like they're so drunk. Like the. Yeah. I haven't seen a drunk person here yet. I, when I was outside, um, there was a lot of the giant,

uh, uh, freezy cups, like those yardstick long cups. Yeah. Those will get you there yeah those will get you sick as fuck with just a hangover yeah yeah but this i don't i don't like it here i think it's sad i am a sucker for the visual and

architectural splendor yeah you think i love the the look and feel really yeah i don't think it feels really fake and like it looks awesome it appeals to people's i'm gonna sound so gay no vegas rules no i'm not talking about the activities i think the whole thing appeal i like the look of it it uh it's like it's it's uh gambling and booze and whores yeah it. I said it sounds like it feels like it was designed by someone who read a book about what fun is. Yeah. Who's the guy that wrote I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell? Tucker Max. Tucker Max.

It's a Tucker Max type place. But for a while, Vegas's whole marketing marketing campaign was like cheat on your partner. Yeah. What happens here? Yeah. That thing. That's what that meant, right? What happens in Vegas stays.

Yeah. That's all it was. That was a great marketing campaign. I mean, it worked. Whatever happened to slogans? When it rains, it pours. I meant for like companies. That is I just felt I just said that because I've been saying that for a while

and it turns out to be the Morton Salt slogan. Wait, really? Shut up. Why did they use it? We passed the plan in Chicago and I just saw it when it rains, it pours. I know. What does that mean for Morton? What does that have to do with fucking salt?

Pretty obvious. The logo is an umbrella girl with rain. That's the rain rain is the salt rain pouring salt yeah ass slogan no slogans are fun though gut milk was crazy because that was just the company was milk yeah not a particular brand it was just milk gut milk dairy farmers of america yeah milk was who was that then milk the government yeah and it was it worked yeah and they even went and added chocolate milk for a while got chocolate milk or what is brown i think it was just like it was they they made chocolate milk was a very

it was marketed as a post-workout oh yeah definitely kevin love advertised it i remember there's definitely a couple other athletes what was the difference between regular milk and chocolate milk of a post-workout i don't think nothing i think we'd always yeah that was a thing rock and refuel after workouts but that was like a protein drink flavored this was just like chocolate i had straight chocolate milk they they preach that i yeah i don't know why i i i have as well but i can't pleasure seeing you in the gym the other day by the way yeah i know i said we had the barstool beef club he kind of called you out why because because you're like uh you're like your devil may care attitude doesn't convey to the gym you say you just have 20 pound like you make it seem like you're just casually like i'll just tamper tinker with

this dumbbell you do you do a nice full workout i do if i No, I do a full work. Maybe your forearms are huge. Did you fucking fall down the steps? I'm sorry if I'm in a ton of pain. I'm not joking. Oh man. I have a before and after. You have the arm? You've already taken this one?

No, I don't have a picture of my arm. What is it? There's a photo of me before I left. That was it was a candid taken of me just sitting looking at like the maps. Why did that exist? I don't know. In time.

I don't know. OK. And then here's me when I came back. Just like two different people, dude. Two different people. This was 317 and this was 245 that's like a pretty good that's a cool picture it's like i still know why it why it was taken neither do i i like it's a good pick though yeah um that was did anyone you know see it no your mom heard it

my mom heard it i want her to call me back so you know what my ball sack that's fine filmed did you make a noise i think so yeah i think i think i was like kathy from the comics like i said and then i went down 10 steps uh a guy at the bottom saw me and he didn't even ask if i was okay he just goes dude that's when you know it's bad it was horrible my foot's real wet my ass hurts my neck hurts my thumb was like swelling but it's better now i don't know i don't i think i gotta go to the doctor i'm having like shooting pain from my wrist to my shoulder they might give you some nice pills could make the rest of the week you could find vegas i'd be the most popular guy here we should do yeah i'll give them to you see what i don't like pills no me either

even when i've had surgeries and stuff like that i never end up taking the full bottle i like i'm like this sucks they give you vicodin for your wisdom teeth oh my god i remember steven oh yeah i'm not gonna throw him under the bus but he stole my yeah this is before i was aware of the opioid that is no no crisis i think it sounds like steven j I was like, why does this dude want my Vicodin so much? I took one and went up to Buffalo Wild Wings and blacked out. I wasn't even able to drink. I was in like ninth grade when I got my wisdom teeth taken out. I was just on Vicodin at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Or no, Quaker steak. Well, that makes way more sense. Ambiance is conducive for being high as hell. I was acting like... I think everybody else in there was on Vicodin, too. Yeah, the lube, too. It was the most at-home I've ever felt in West Virginia. Ninth grade, fucking, pilled out, walk around...

What's it called? Quaker Steak and Lube. Quaker Steak. You've never been there? They have cars on the roof. Quaker Steak and Lube. The one with the cars on the roof. It has cars on the roof.

Yeah, and just the walls. Quaker Steak is an oil thing. Yeah, but there's a. It has cars on the roof. Yeah. And just the walls. Quaker State is an oil thing, right? Yeah, but there's a play on it. It's a wing place. It's a wing chain. And that's a chain. Yeah. Yeah.

And there's just cars on the roof. It's like you're in an oil... It's like you're in a garage, but it's big. I have never... This is this... I'm not saying it's not a chain, but the chain has not reached where I'm from. Wait, they did... Instead of... Hmm. Never. This is this. I'm not saying it's not a chain, but the chain is not reached where I'm from. Wait, they did instead of.

Hmm. So Quaker State and Lube is the auto thing. Yeah. Quaker Steak and Lube. First of all, wing place. They didn't do steaks. I think it's like Disney, ESPN, like Gatorade. What?

I think it's like a Pepsi Mountain Dew. They're in. They work together what i think quaker state and lube but i'm saying it was called quaker steak yeah they didn't have steaks yeah and then they just swing it was wings and they kept and lube they didn't have steaks did they serve any beef they didn't have a lube either steak or lube yeah and i don't know what i was saying yeah it's like espn and abc it's like pepsi mountain dew yeah what do you mean like an umbrella yeah like yum yum yum yum brand and uh and the like do they still do the joint restaurants

yeah do they i believe so i was actually talking about this very recently yeah the pizza hut taco bell i think it was a failure um we live next to a kfc taco bell that was fun oh yeah we were in chicago yeah uh there's like a tiktok that explained it all like why oh yeah brands exist why those those joint restaurants it was to get pepsi and more restaurants yes that's interesting. Yeah, because they couldn't get Coke into McDonald's or whatever. So they were like, we'll buy the other chain restaurants. And that did not work at all.

I forget how it did work. Is Yum Brand still a thing? Isn't there like the Yum Center? Yeah, it's KS or Louisville. Papa John got thrown out of the Yum Center. The drunkest photo a man's ever had. He was red as hell. I love that he just wore Papa John's uniform had. He's red as hell. Yeah. He had it so... I love that he just wore

Papa John's uniform everywhere. That's awesome. That is so funny. It would also be funny if he like... Oh my God. Did he wear a name tag? Because if he had like

the logo of Papa John's and then the name tag of the same thing... Papa John. The video of him, all-time internet video, of... They were like the last place to get online delivery online ordering and he put out a video of his in his gaudy ass mansion and him and his

son beau and they were showing off the online ordering have you ever seen it no he's like oh we're gonna get some sody pops oh it's i don't even i it's tough to do this without the facilities of a a tv screen. But just imagine it. It's crazy. It is fucked up. Yeah. Fuck it.

Should I show it? The lowest. He's worth it. He's a billionaire. Greetings and welcome. Welcome to Papa's house. Today is his actual home. It's his birthday in the history of Papa John's.

Come on in, we'll talk about it. It's him making an online order with his real cunty son. His son's like back-talking him and shit. They weren't doing second taste? No. And then this is the worst. When the guy drops off the pizza, and Papa John's is like, and I gave you a tip, right?

And the guy's just like, big tip. And it's like, it's the most uncomfortable. Members that make Papa John's great. We're real proud of him. He does a terrific job. And you've been with us two years? Yep. Two years.

I paid for these. All right. Yep. I gave you a tip. Big tip. I got these. And this kid just didn't want to be in the video. But imagine working a network commercial.

It was like Papa John's put it out. That'll be intimidating, though. Delivering Papa John's to Papa John. I have nothing else to talk about. No. What's he been up to? Papa John? Yeah, I'm surprised he doesn't work at Barstool. If it was him

and Mincy selling brick watches. Who was your dream team to sell brick watches? It's got to just be N-Word guys. Yeah. So we'll go Papa John, Mincy, the Hulkster,

Hulk. Oh my God. The book watch team would be incredible. Mark Twain. Mark Twain. Yeah. Oh, this is a real meeting.

Michael Richards. Mike. No, I don't know. I don't think he'd mesh. No, not him. Who else? David Dobrik.

Has he done it? I don't know. Probably. You maybe, Kyle? Me. I'm wearing one right now. I'm on the BrickWatch team. Are you?

Yeah. I just can't be a watch guy because I'm hat, glasses, beard, and it's too much. It's too, it's too accessorized. Swag era when dudes were too accessorized.

I can't do it. I never was a watch guy and I got a brick watch and then I was like, I like being a watch guy. Yeah. I, I, I got a bunch of other watches. They're all like really cheap watches.

Sure. You like the, yeah, but you, you have a, you don like really cheap watches. Sure. You like the, yeah, but you, you have a, you don't have anything here. Like a brain? No face.

Like glasses and hat. I can't. If I gave up these, I would be a watch guy. I think, I think you could still do a watch. No way, man. No way.

No. Too much to take off at TSA. It's just, it's just a lot. Cause it's like when a kid makes a guy in Tony Hawk and he does every single thing. Or if you make a guy in 2K, it's like arm sleeve, this, that, this, goggles, headband.

That's too much. Men shouldn't go overboard. No, but I think men do. I think men don't. I want to disagree with you wholeheartedly. I think men don't go overboard enough to disagree with you wholeheartedly. I think men don't go overboard enough. A man going over.

If you see a man overboard, you're overboard is I guess we have to define what that is. But I think men don't appreciate or enjoy like getting dressed enough. Like it's like if you don't take it like it can just be fun. You're like, yeah, I don't know. It's dumb. It's kind of funny. Like it's I'm just just having fun with it i think people you do it for fun i i i enjoy i have you don't like what what's the do you like feeling pretty or like what is it no you just like feeling good or it's just fun to experiment i think it's just fun like you dress

every once in a while yeah but never a complete outfit yeah i like it i like that there is a definite joy and rush of getting a new like garment right and i i think guys don't like and it doesn't have to like it can be whatever but when you're like when i think guys who take probably like i don't even try it's like why not it's a good time yeah those guys are probably very the most insecure yeah yeah um if my hat matches too much, I'll change. Yeah, it takes me so long. Matching, I feel like, is one of the great lies we were told. Because you never want to match.

You want to compliment. I used to match my shoes to my t-shirt perfectly. Like orange and gray, orange and gray. It was the same thing. Ashton Kutcher was big in that and punked i noticed he always had the same thing and i i went through a phase i was like that's cool matching your florida rappers would match with where where they were going to be like the color of the restaurant they were going oh yeah yeah they would match

yeah florida rappers are the funniest dressers who who are we talking about here flow right kendrick uh kodak black oh yeah i was when i when i hear florida rapper i think plies okay it's shocking there there's like i'm pretty good with pop culture. There's a huge, huge... I just don't get hip-hop or rap. I guess I'm racist. Yeah. No, no. I'm with you. I'm also racist. I don't like rap.

I just never... I went through... I had friends who listened to... I listened to 50 Cent. I liked Outkast. I listened to Stanko a lot. Gasoline Dreams was my favorite. After high school, friends who listen to i listen to like 50 cent i liked outcast i listened to a lot gasoline dreams was my favorite and then after like high school i think i didn't really follow rap at all anymore you do though kyle not actively i did yeah yeah i would pretend to florida rappers would match their outfits to like their drinks yes or they would probably get the drink afterwards, but their Gatorade would be the exact same color.

Yeah. Yeah. They do that. Or lean. I've never had lean, though. I bet you it's awesome. I think it's heroin. What? Lean is just heroin. No, it's not. Pretty much. Really? It's codeine. I thought of it. I had

friends in high school who, I had a friend who didn't drink because he was an athlete. He's like, I don't drink. But he would robo-trip. I remember robo-tripping. I tried that once. I never tried it. Yeah.

I feel like that's probably worse for you than drinking. Yeah, I agree. Did it work? What did you feel? I think I pussied out. My friends were doing it. I think I pussied out. Really?

Because you buy all that Robitussin and you take enough, but I pussied out. I huffed a ton of gas as a young boy yeah that was a badge of honor in our between our local boys gas robo tripping um um salvia salvia would pretend to do it would pretend to get high where would you buy the salvia there was a place called um diagon alley you know i remember the highest i've ever been i got a pill called lifted. I remember lifted. And,

um, I don't know what it is. And it was the highest. I guess it's an over the counter thing. Maybe because I was so young and sober. You were supposed to like burn salvia, like incense, right?

I don't know. Everyone claims like it was like 10 seconds of the craziest high ever. Yeah. They were just like, oh, that was crazy. I felt like there were tarantulas all over me. Why would you want to do that? Yeah. I'm jealous of people that can handle drugs, though.

Like, I can't do weed. I'm jealous of your weed. I can't have fun. I couldn't do it from a cognitive standpoint. But I can't. I've never once enjoyed weed. Oh, when I would do it, I would get as high as all hell. Yeah.

Like you like food more and laugh at movies i question my mortality i'm i don't do either i convince myself i have a tumor you do weed i do it but like i think i i think like three times ever i have been like you tweeted about it like twice in the past week yeah Yeah. It is. But I don't. I guess I have it on a pedestal. I'm super envious. I don't get giggly. I also don't get introspective.

I just get really tired and just sit there like this. I love booze, man. I think booze is the perfect drug. It is my favorite. It's like losing its lze, man. I think booze is the perfect drug. It is my favorite, yeah. It's like losing its luster, though. What do you mean? I don't get the feel good. It doesn't feel as good as it once did.

It's not about being drunk anymore. It's about being tipsy. I feel more of the negative physical effects. They kind of overshadow the positive mood effects. The anxiety is way worse for me now after I get, after I'm like hung over. I, I've like stopped drinking like comparatively to how much I used to drink. But like when I drink now I have like a glass of wine or like two beers and I

feel awesome. Yeah. That two beer confidence is incredible. Incredible. I also do get hang hang it's not a hangover i'm not like crippling hungover but the next day i'm like oh i feel that yeah i just don't feel good yeah i just don't feel good dude i relapsed i didn't relapse i accidentally gluten myself um fucking bread crumb there were bread crumbs on sushi and it destroyed me i think i've lost 15 pounds. Things are bad for me right now.

I'll say this. You wear it well in the sense that you wear it bravely. You don't complain about it as much as I would. When I talk to you, it comes up occasionally, but you're not like... It's the only thing I would talk about. I would complain incessantly.

I think his baseline is being in in hell afflicted by hell i won't ever be hellish i i really won't yeah you're like an example of like god gives his toughest soldiers the toughest bad no i'm pussy um i i just don't i don't know man it's just it sucks though like at dinner yesterday went to a real nice dinner here comes the dessert dumplings and cheesecake can't do it

that was phenomenal dumplings and cheesecake that was like the highlight of my raspberry sorbet dumplings oh yeah and then like it's a cheesecake with like a vanilla cream

on the top it looked great dude like and I just had I had water I'll just do water. It's sad, dude. Yeah.

It's tough. You have booze, though. I have booze. Well, not beer. Not the main one. Yeah, not the one I loved the most. And I just discovered Bush Light Peach. What?

Bush Light Peach is the best. And then Icy Light Mango. Could I do soju yeah i don't know i bet it's like a rice that was that was the funnest phase of my life you would buy like a sixer of soju no what would yeah it was bad no no you buy a sixer of uh sake nah so it was more soju okay yeah like in that the first yak video and i'm all wet i think i pre-gamed that with like two bottles of soju which is wait i thought soju was like the capri sun type deal no that's like the sipping

whiskey it's like oh like the white grape or the yogurt flavor it's like a very fruity fruity it's vodka is it not is it technically there's a wine it's one you get at the like korean barbecue yeah so it must be soju in those things because when you get like those big capri sun you know i'm talking about i don't i don't know what that is they're like big adult capri sun looking things that like restaurants or something like that i don't know so it must just be soju as a drink inside i kind of ignored it we drank over covet every single day yeah we had every single day once covet hit i started drinking hard we would go get like four tall twisted teas every single day i I was fat. It was

I was fat. You were. I think we were all we were all had a tough tough run. We started like an uproar in our hometown when we came home. Like apparently they were talking about it at the Lisa Seidler told me that my beautician she was saying

like there were people that didn't know us saying like two guys from new york came back here and we're just walking around oh yeah we were in right aid yeah people were yeah people saw us at right aid and they were mad at us why because we came back from new york and like oh yeah they heard we were from new york they thought we were like bed bugs yeah were you wearing masks no no we never did once there that yeah I don't think anyone did I did that I was actually West Virginia I was at Charleston West Virginia in June of 2020 and would wear masks yeah just because like again I'm sure you tell me what to do I'll do it I don't really it was kind of swaggy yeah the all-black disposables

I think I felt like but I felt like a swaggy like asian it was kind of swaggy we would walk into we were doing a video at the charleston racetrack whatever pen owned at the time and that was charlestown charlestown oh that's that's better than charleston yeah the uh and we there's only you know we would go from there's a hotel In the hotel parking lot there was an Applebee's Racetrack was over there and we were there for like Three days doing videos and just going Between those three places and we had every meal

At the Applebee's and every meal we'd walk in with our masks On and every meal It was like out of a movie They just look at you Utensils would drop everyone would stare Sorry sorry we forgot We'll take our masks yeah you had to apologize you had to apologize oh yeah there was this russian lady in new york that worked at the um fedex store and i walked in there with a mask on she's like i won't send

your package if you have that fucking thing on really yeah she ruled she ruled oh my god uh anything else boys any plans we got some sketches to shoot sketch to shoot sketches to shoot might do some mushrooms thursday if anyone's interested no man i my brain can't handle drugs i'm on a sobriety streak but i've like overcompensated with um no explode and yeah it's like worse than drugs. Yeah. I need a boost. If I'm doing content, I want some kind of boost. So I just... You're doing pre-content?

Yeah. No way. The thing you said years ago, it was a man without vices is a pedophile. Which is weird because you're saying pedophilia isn't a vice. But like, no, if somebody's just like i don't drink i don't smoke i don't gamble i don't do this they're hiding pedophilia the the one i always thought that the most about was crystal yeah wow does he not drink or anything that was his thing like yeah he was but like he was one. His biggest travesty is getting a neck tat at 40.

That's a 20 year old move. The people who have done those things and were like, I can't do it. Whatever. Good for you. He was like, I've never tried any of it. And if you've never even tried it, it means there's something you're keeping away that you're like if i even have a sip maybe this comes out and i was like that's fucking weird dude and then it's off-putting yeah i'm afraid the band afi was like my first favorite band i have an afi tattoo real rinky

dink one and um they are a sober band that has never drank and they're all vegan and like i'm just like oh no i wasn't thinking like something's gonna unearth that flavor of the week no that was american high five afi was uh well miss murder oh yeah yeah i mean the lead singer's name's davy havoc so uh he's i'm fucked man yeah he's someone yeah he that's fucked uh imagine dragons i think they're pretty clean they're a vegas he's sober now oh no that's fine yeah Imagine Dragons. I think they're pretty clean. They're a Vegas band. He's sober now. Oh, that's fine. I believe he's shredded, right?

Yes, he's always on the stage with the real short shorts and really, really sweaty all the time. I believe that he is so shredded because he stopped drinking and started working out. That's such a sobriety move. Abysmal band name. Who's his boyfriend? His boyfriend. Who's his girlfriend? his boyfriend boyfriend who's who's his girlfriend it's someone famous yeah yeah like someone are you like whoa shit that's

who's the list of flock heart that's uh harrison ford yeah who survived multiple plane wrecks is minka kelly minka kelly yeah no way lights yeah oh imagine dragons yeah i was gonna dan Minka Kelly. No way. Oh, Imagine Dragons? Is his name Dan? I don't even know who their names are. I confuse her with Eliza Dushku. I was just thinking. Oh my God. Was that serious?

I hurt a little bit. I'm so sorry. You were not thinking that. Eliza Dushku? I was watching... What did I watch last night? I watched a movie on Paramount Plus on TV. It's an older movie.

I forget what it was, but I was like, whatever happened to Eliza Dushku? Because I thought she was in it because it was an older movie. I was wrong. But then I was like, what happened to her?

Eliza Dushku was the girl. She has the Albanian double-headed bird tattooed on the back of her neck. Really? Boston girl. That's one of the best flags. Is that a Boston girl? What did she do?

I don't know her. I don't know anything Dushku's done. She was in The New Girl. No, The New Guy. The one with the... Oh, that guy. From Road Trip. Yeah, the real thin man.

Yeah. And he was also in The Core, which that movie rocked. Oh, I fucking love The Core. I haven't seen that. You haven't seen The Core? It was one of my favorite movies. I have it on DVD, but I bought it out of the used DVD bin at Blockbuster,

and it had a piece of pepperoni inside of the cover. It was horrible, but I loved The Core. You didn't explain it. The core of the earth stopped rotating and so they had to build this giant drill to go down to the core and nuke it and everybody with a pacemaker on earth died

this sounds like a movie that's right up my alley it rocks Feidelberg oh the core is fucking amazing one of my top movies ever yeah but the skinny guy is in it and i just remember he like makes like a whistle out of a wriggly gum wrapper and he's like now you have free minutes forever i'm just like this is the coolest shit ever yeah like he hit a frequency on the phone it was the

oh i know that that dude is ski yeah what's it dj qualls dalls. Yeah. He was in. He was in a movie with Larry the Cable Guy. Delta Farce, I believe. He's he's he's in Road Trip, right? He's in. Is that he is in Road Trip? He fucks the girl, the really fat lady. He might. I just I confuse him.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is he in Delta Farce? He's in Road Trip. Hustle and Flow. Delta Farce. Yeah.

Can you click the new guy up there and see what Dooshku's been up to? Yeah, what's... I bet you could get her on KFC easy. I feel like she's kind of one of those, like, she's like, I'm out. Dooshku's out? I think those 90s movie stars made crazy money. I think so, too. And were just like, fuck it, I'm done.

She was raised a Mormon. I thought she was from Boston. So wait, that makes sense. Isn't Imagine Dragons a Mormon guy? Yeah. Wait, no, but it's not her who dates him. It's Mika Kelly. Ah.

So that makes no sense. Politically active campaign for Barry Sanders. Nope. Guarantee you know bernie sanders oh she dated another lion politician she did rick fox you know her and everybody else yeah rick fox is a laker yeah yeah he was a coxman well yeah rick fox i think yeah I believe douche coup dated Fox oh no what okay yeah that's not she's a victim not a doer of what

oh good a victim of what um we don't need to say harassment okay oh thank god I thought I thought what good news yeah I guess what's

What's the appropriate response What warrants more of an oh no If she was the one doing it Or the one I think I think they're two different oh no's I think the I think getting

Being the victim Is the bigger oh no Yes This is a good debate boys Wow I think Okay wait would you rather I didn't want my opinion of her

To change to negative Yeah I see So now your opinion remains unchanged. She was just a Vic. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Oh, God. Let's end it at that.

Let's end it at that. All right. Thank you, Fights. A new Untold Story, 392. God bless.