A New Untold Story - Dress Like The Beatles - A New Untold Story: Ep. 320

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

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Hey, A New Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon Music. A New Untold Story episode... 320. 320? Kyle, what's that? 320. 320 consists of most of central Minnesota.

And this is off the dome. You just know this. Yeah. 320 consists of no i don't know this i looked it up you're looking right at your phone i'm trying to i was joking okay well don't tell the just the audio people probably think oh yeah okay um 320 is most of central minnesota excluding the twin cities metro so that might be the worst area to live that's like saying most of sister sister excluding tia and tamera so you're just getting taj yeah most apparent trap excluding the lohan twins most of the skanezny brothers, excluding Nick and Nate. Kyle, Kyle. The Lohans aren't twins. It's just one.

I got Parent Trap confused with Big Daddy. With Dylan and Cole Sprout. In Parent Trap, Lindsay Lohan played two girls. In Big Daddy, two twin boys played one character. Yes. Yeah.

Both similar plots. That was to get out of the way of child labor laws. They could work more hours. There's like a kid quota? Kids can work less hours than adults. Having identical twins means you could do a full work day

with the same looking child but it's two different kids. That's why twins always get work in Hollywood. It was Michelle Tanner. I wouldn't say always. Well, it's good. I know more twins who got no work in Hollywood than twins who have. Yeah, I do too.

Same. Like you said, yeah. I was easy on Eastern iowa yeah for personal reasons but wait what are the personal reasons there is don't worry but there's no redeeming qualities to this area i can't think of any you probably would you fit because of hockey and lakes uh yeah i mean i don't know i mean i like hockey i'm not exactly in love with minnesota it's never done anything for me. But like outside of Minneapolis, Minnesota, is that what this is?

Yeah. The flagship city, the only city with above 20K in population is St. Cloud. You probably know about it. Not a lot going on. What a city. St. Cloud? St. Cloud. What a pathetic city. Zac Efron movie, Charlie St. Cloud.

Boy died in that. St. Cloud is named. St. Cloud, Minnesota is named after the city Charlie St. Cloud. Boy died in that. St. Cloud is named, St. Cloud, Minnesota is named after the city of St. Cloud, France. Yeah. It's a city named after another city. Kyle, what city are we in right now? Brother, we live in the

East Coast. That's all we are. But it's a city named after a French city. We would never take anything from France here in New York. But St. Cloud, that's pathetic. And then St. Cloud, France is named after a loser of a saint, died at 38, was born into royalty, chose to live as a hermit instead of in the royal palace. That's St. Cloud, real cloud real name saint cloedald boring but um what is he the patron saint of

nothing he didn't even get that yeah how do you get sainthood by giving up royalty i think yeah i think he just he was lame yeah he lived in a royal palace and he didn't get he didn't have friends he was royalty and had no friends that's probably easy who could relate the guy from what would you talk what would you talk to a prince about uh fuck yeah you can't i get it bath it. Baths. Yeah, probably baths. They love baths. Yeah. All right, what do we got? St. Cloud translates to Where's Kanye? Movies and TV actually has five. Wait, what? Wait, St. Cloud.

That was a stretch. St. is his daughter. Yeah. Son. Okay, but what's Cloud? Like the cloud bubble. Where's Dad? he's never around that wasn't a stretch at all i just had to ask four questions

good jokes make you ask four to five questions yes yes let's see what else not much some good movies and tv shows one is a classic crime drama. Fargo. Yeah. Fargo, North Dakota. Well, I don't know where they film it. Yeah, no, it is. Oh, OK.

It was filmed in the Mighty Ducks. OK. Film there. Fargo's not bad. Juno. How I Met Your Mother. Juno had to have been filmed in Canada. Juno.

The setting of Juno was St. Cloud. It was a fictional depiction of St. Cloud. And then catch me if you can. Reputation. I was digging into them. They seem to be like weirdos, trashy. Everyone says like there's a weird air in St. Cloud. A lot of Somalians.

And why don't you take a guess how St. Cloud residents feel about the Somalians? I'd imagine they are racist, Kyle. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Did you expose them? Are you canceling St. Cloud? Listen.

Do you have racist tweets from St. Cloud residents? I do. I looked up. I didn't look up racist keywords. I just looked up St. Cloud and Somalians. Here are the only results I found. These are undeleted too. Driving into St. Cloud

kind of smells like Somalians. Like sick face. Oh. From Kevin. Toby. Somalians do not belong in St. Cloud. That's one he might have a reason. Holy shit. Wilmar is just like St. Cloud. Streets filled with Somalians.

That shit stinks. Jesus Christ. I swear St. Cloud Somalians are the dumbest people I know. I need to move. Rant. Why is it a bad idea to walk home alone from the bars in St. Cloud? Because Somalians chase you home. That might be based in truth.

I don't know. St. Cloud has so many fucking Somalians. I can smell them. Worthless things while I'm driving. Jesus Christ. St. Cloud. And then he got a reply. This is Floyd or Austin.

He said, yeah. Yeah. So what a pathetic city. Go overdose at the Pine City Walmart. Yeah. Die in a quarry. That's it. Why do a lot of there are a lot of Somalians in Minnesota?

Yeah. They like the mall. Yeah. Wait, is that where the the Mall of America is? Not in 320. Oh, no. It's in the city. I rode that Paul Bunyan ride maybe 20 to 30 times.

The same ownership of that mall owns the American Dream here. Awful mall. Awful mall. Awful mall. I just went and I tried to find something to do. Everybody's walking around the mall soaking wet because there's a water park in there. But then they just go walk around the mall wet. I went through the House of Mirrors, though. Being wet in a mall would suck so bad.

Yeah. I'm trying to think. Be slippery. No. Yeah. Marble floors, usually. floors usually yeah yeah you're right if you're wet in a mall you better have at least 30 worth of change why your pockets why does that mean you get some free money you dove into the fountain if you're wet in the mall your pockets better be filled to the brim with change. Yeah.

There's no excuse otherwise. Yeah. Are there any laws against that? Is that money considered up for grabs in a fountain? I'm sure there's not like laws. I'm sure it's against the mall rules. Like you probably can't get a haircut in a mall either. What?

Yeah, you can. No, you can't. There's like great clips in a mall. Oh, no, you probably can't get a haircut in a mall either. What? Yeah, you can. No, you can't. There's like great clips in a mall. Oh, no, you can't. You can't just give someone a haircut. No fucking shit. You can't do that. This one TikToker learned the hard way.

Was it Vic Blenz? Vic Blenz? Yeah. Who's that? He's the TikTok haircutter. No, this guy was. He was sitting directly in front of us. Oh, at the Tago fight. At the ryan garcia fight yeah he was cool no this is like a little dork he had the smoothest fade i've ever seen it was like he went hair by hair up my god i was he earned his last i didn't

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no one we're here's okay they gave us good news bad news the good news is we are the number one podcast at the company and then they inhaled and i was like what and they were like when it comes to ad retention so people listen through all of our ads we are the number one podcast at the company of having to pay sponsors back right so we have to return all we don't make we make zero dollars yes from our ad reads because of um we make negative money. Guidelines that we... I guess we've continuously broken the rule of giving the right promo code. Yeah. So as soon as I or you or you

give the wrong promo code, even if it's on accident, that ad doesn't work. Yeah, and they get their money back. They get the money back. But think of how much the sponsors probably love us because they're getting an ad

that's listened to thoroughly and they're getting it for free's listened to thoroughly and they're getting it for free i didn't think about that yeah i think they target i think they know what they're doing they know exactly what they're that's why they're giving us such tricky promo codes yeah they're all there's numbers and some not in some some of the letters are capitalized and no i'm bound to bumble with them you're bound to bumble i promise the team're bound to bumble. I promise the team asked me, please do not. Our next promo code is going to look like the default Wi-Fi password

on the back of a router. It's going to be Elon's son's name. No swearing either during ad reads. I did it. I did it. When we talk dirty

during the ad reads, they also get returned. Yes, that's right. So our return rate is astronomical. So what we could do is we could put a pause in the ad as we're reading

and you, the listener at home, can cuss. Maybe we could do that. We should a pause in the ads and you the listener at home can cuss maybe we could do that yeah that's a good idea yeah that would work yeah so like you guys do it for us and it's like you you're no longer a blue raspberry guy you're on the show your your job is the most important it's to ruin our ads but we did get a scolding um you were put your serious face on and you were just like, God, because they did. It felt like I'd imagine getting caught cheating would feel like they came

with, they caught us in 4k. Yeah. Once they had stats available, it was over. They had an infograph. They hit us with a pie chart, which is you never want to get pied.

No, there's Z charts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was a goofy ass looking chart, though, because it was just like money made versus like ad retention. They were just like way different trajectories. Yeah. So that's that's what's going on.

I mean, I would rather have retention. This is a fixable problem. It's like a fumbling issue on a football team. We fumble. But no, I think it's about balance because if our ads are vanilla, why are they going to listen? True. So actually knows maybe like, yeah, they'll cuss for us.

Yeah. We I think you outsource the cussing. Yeah. Or we'll leave a pause. You could say, fuck, you couldource the cussing. Yeah, or we'll leave a pause. You could say fuck. You could fart. You could fart. Imagine the guy that named it the stinker. And then somebody came along.

He's like, that's a fart. Stinker is a way better name. No, fart. Fart was it could not be more perfect. Then stinker. A fork is like fork. What? A fork is undeniably a fork.

It's called a stinker. It stinks. A fart has never worked with a word better, with an object, with what it is better. Ever. You think that's the best? A fart is perfect. Stinker. That's just what it is.

That's boring. That's what words are. A fart isn't a proper noun fart is what fart would be uh no the guy who did the fart thing he probably didn't do anything else in his life the guy who invented fart yeah because that's what he was working so hard on i think it's the perfect word it was like the scene from that uh ben affleck movie the accountant he had like all the the whole room filled up with dry erase. Phonetically, fart is what it is.

Fart. You think it's almost like an onomatopoeia? No, but it just sounds like what it should be. But stinker is what it should be. No, a stinker could be anything giving off an odor, anything odorous. But a fart is exclusive to butthole yeah i guess that's a good point i concede there um we just got back from boston i'm wearing the same clothes i'm fucking beat i tried to write uh the news and this may sound like a setup for me pulling

out the news um but i only have one joke for the news it's i only have one um feeling like a setup no it's not i only have one joke uh nick and kb were at the dozen trivia competition yesterday for those of you that don't know uh the dozen trivia competition is a show hosted by jeff d lowowe and he gives you 12 cues. 12 cues. That's like a crowded British mall. That's what they call their lines.

The lines are a cue. Form a cue. Oh, man. Yeah. That's what I got. I liked it. Thanks, thanks man what do you got hold on 12 this is 12 q's that's like uh what else can i oh that's like a uh jerry mcnamara like a pool hall a pool hall yeah

a Jerry McNamara. It's like a pool hall. A pool hall? Yeah. Q ball. How do you not... You only know one meaning of the word Q. No, I know what it means. It's Q-U-E-U-E, which is devious spelling.

Yeah, it is. I'm not saying it's bad. It's like Hermione. Yeah, it's a shock. Yeah, it's... I wrote a good... Oh, no. It was kind of just's like Hermione. Yeah, it's a shock. Yeah. I wrote a good... Oh, no. I have a... It was kind of just like an improv thing.

I spent all my time writing jokes for Planet Football because I had to do that on the train on the way back. And I think the one I used is going to be cut. Why? We were both in the same position. We had no time. Your jokes were incredible. Mine, I didn't write any.

So I just pretended to be in a family guy. We're on a football show with PFT, one of the biggest guys at the company, finally talking about sports, our way into sports betting. That's like how you get money here. And we go in there with sports jokes. Kyle went into this episode with family guy jokes. All his jokes were about family guy.

Dude, I listen, I can't keep up with you guys there's only the the dreaded jokes for nfl teams i've looked through the rosters the depth charts the defensive coordinators the owners everything several times and i'm running out yeah no i almost did a scantron joke today that's how low i've fallen a cooper b cooks that's, Cooks. That's... D, Mills. Is this the Texans versus the Browns or fucking... Scantron. ACT.

That wouldn't have been my number one pick for a Scantron joke. What would be your number one pick for a Scantron joke? I don't know, but I know my number two would be Ticonderoga. Dickhead. Speaking of which, Dickhead of the Week. Oh, yeah. I have a Dickhead of the Week as well. And an honorable mention.

Would you like me to go? I'm more interested in yours, so I'll get mine out of the way. Because it's a no-brainer again. It's Exeggutor. Exegutor? Exegutor. No, I know what... E-X-E-G-g-u-t-o-r executor it is a palm tree yes with eggs instead of coconuts yeah it evolves from execute you can you there is no redeeming

qualities on executor are you first off it is powerful they're using a weak ass egg pun they could have just said executor executor executor yeah and what what is the significance why is there eggs on this because it evolves from execute why is there eggs like they're they're like they're trying to be coconuts eggs don't grow on trees it's pokemon but there's not that was just that's just like like thought vomit from a kindergarten there's meaning behind every pokemon no there's not, that was just, that's just like like thought vomit from a kindergartner who's doodling. There's meaning behind every Pokemon. No, there's not. I didn't like Moala at first. Guess what?

None of Executor's moves are known. What? That's the information. It's on Google. That's not true, Kyle. Not because it moves in silence, because it just doesn't do anything. That's not true. It does a lot. It has a new format. up it's look up execute executor it's six seven two hundred eighty five pounds look up it's an anthropomorphic tree six

seven two eighty five that's two no that's too fat to be a forward too short to be a center kyle useless open up google right now cunt i i just open up google i looked up cunt on Google and executor is on page two. So not even that far in. Search. Executor is a tall. Search Alolan executor. A what? Alolan.

It's a new form. You're going to like this one. And Nick, what does it evolve from? Execute. Execute, which is just three eggs. More than three. Four. More than four.

That's just four different things. Five eggs. They put five eggs side by side and called it one Pokemon. They should have done a dozen. What? They should have done a dozen eggs. Oh, yeah. In a carton.

That would have been cool. It would have been way cooler. What did you tell me to... It doesn't matter. Alolan. Look it up. It's a different form of executable. You haven't given me one pro of an...

What is one good thing about... Extrem extremely powerful, rare, good psychic moves. The new the rare in the sense. Yes, there's no other fake trees with eggs on them. Why? What is what do you have against fake trees, dude? First, pseudo-Woodo. Now this. But none of it's real.

Yeah. Kyle. It's a cartoon. Yeah. Kyle. It's a cartoon. Yeah. But some of them are like, oh, that that took skill ingenuity to come up with. This is. Look it up. Look up the new one. It's a drag.

Doodling would accidentally make an execute. Look up. Look up. It's a dragon type one. Jesus. Tell me his height. And then I'll accept your apology. Now, who is it?

Exit. Low apology. No. Who is it? Loland? A. Update the Wikipedia. It doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. Make one. You're expecting there to be a Wikipedia page for every Pokemon? I don't know. What's in the eggs? You know there's a Pokemon-centric Wikipedia.

Bulbapedia. Educate yourself. Okay. Who's your dickhead of the week? Yourself? Yes. No. What?

An honorable mention goes to my dad. We went to the Mexican restaurant Everytown has that serves high schoolers frozen margaritas. They don't card card and my dad ordered a chicken burrito a la carte and then he was pissed off that it didn't come with anything so that's my dickhead of the week because a la carte means it's just alone he bitched at the waiter oh because it didn't come with anything bitched bitched at the waiter? Not really. He was like, well, what? No rice and beans? Dad. Like, finally.

No. No rice and beans? No. What did he think a la carte meant? I think he probably thought it was a Spanish word. Our generation's parents struggle with respect. He refused to open the menu. He was like, I want a chicken burrito. I know they have it.

It's a Mexican restaurant. I want a chicken burrito. I was like, all right, chicken burrito. Which one? He was like, chicken burrito. Yeah know they have it. It's a Mexican restaurant. I want a chicken burrito. I was like, all right, chicken burrito. Which one? He was like, chicken burrito. Yeah. All right. But that's why he gets runner up.

Dickhead of the week. Dickhead of the week is me. I was awful. Wait, actually you? Yeah. I was bad too. I was. But my dad ordering the chicken burrito sent me off, sent me down a path of dickhead of the week.

It was black. it was the day before thanksgiving and we went to the mexican restaurant and afterwards i had to go to men's warehouse to get fitted for a tux i'm pissed off at my dad already for ordering a chicken burrito a la carte and i go to men's that's just a weak ass order even if he got what he wanted yeah i go into men's warehouse to rent a tux renting a biggest fucking scam in the world i've been a groomsman four times this year i've the last four weddings i've ran back the same suit you can't do that without washing yes you can't do that as a groomsman. You have to rent a tux, 340 bucks every time. Being a groomsman is a curse.

You shouldn't be a groomsman more than twice. Your circle's too big. My circle's too big. Mine's a Cheerio. I know, it's a Cheerio. I need mine to be the eye of a needle. That would be a, I don't know if that would be a circle. It's a ring.

Oh, yeah. Yes. Not by any, yeah, not a circle. It's a ring. Yeah. Yes. Not by any. Yeah, not a. I mean, I might be a fruit. No, mine's a cheer. Your crew's a fruit. No.

Yeah. Your crew's a fucking fruit loop. That's what you call your circle of friends. Fruit loops. All right. Dickhead of the week. Yeah, I said it. uh uh alright dickhead of the week yeah I said it I am the dickhead of the week because I was just so irritable in men's

warehouse just had to spend $340 um I'm in there getting my suit I was putting the the try on tux on and I hear the employee of men's warehouse poach my mother trying to sell stuff oh you went to the men's warehouse with your mom so she could help i don't have my driver's license kyle like that made it

less pathetic she had to drive me she went in with you she was said she was she could have went into books a million or coals i know kyle i told her to go shop You wanted her advice No I didn't dude all I wanted was measured Go on go on So yeah I told her to go shop around While I went to men's warehouse I told her to go to Great American Cookie Here's 20 bucks go to Great American Cookie I go in

As soon as I go into the Changing room I hear the guy that Brought me to the changing room say Oh can I help you with anything And I just hear my mom's voice oh just my son's in there and he goes oh does your son like the beatles and i hear her go oh yeah what since when i've never talked about the beatles and i know hey jude but in her defense i would assume you would love them too but why is that question pertinent to what tuck? They want to dress you like the Beatles?

They built me a Beatles inspired fit as I was in there changing. And my mom was so excited. I walk out of there in this baggy ass tux that's costing me 340 bucks. Yeah. And both of them, my mom holds up the ugliest jacket. It has like 97 pockets on it. And then it has like those things, you know, like when a military jacket has those button like loops on the shoulder they were this fucking big i looked like a blast voice you had to try you tried it on no i said and underneath of that was a floral turtleneck

a floral turtleneck under a camel jacket covered in pockets and i snapped and i i said you did i looked at both of them i was like in what fucking universe and i felt so bad but i kept going and i and they were like what don't you like about it and i said if that jacket had the opposite of everything i'd buy it in a second but my mom still didn't get it and she was like i'm done christmas shopping but i can add one more thing and i said what aren't you getting and so i just like i was just yeah i'm shaking red i'm a dickhead i got my tux did you did you put your hands on anyone not no then you're better than me i'm embarrassed like i called my mom and apologized but i just was like shaking red and then i left the men's warehouse with my mom she was like he just wanted to like do his job and just was like shaking red. And then I left the men's warehouse with my mom.

She was like, he just wanted to like do his job. And I was like, that's not in the job. Just like require. You don't, you don't already got 360. You don't base your, uh, but your tux is off of who, what music you, I went to bed angry. I went to bed angry. I woke up angry and I worked a line about that jacket into the thanksgiving prayer oh i can see you doing that well not even the prayer i we went around the table after the

prayer thank you after the foods i eat vegetables fruits milk and meat you're just funny and witty enough to have that overshadow how much of a dickhead you can be i said we all went for things we were thankful for and i said i was thankful my mom didn't buy that jacket. My mom was thankful for her mother's health. My dad was thankful for our safety. That would break me too. I was thankful. I brought up the jacket.

Yeah. I couldn't help myself. I brought up the fucking jacket. Yeah. My family had. I'm dickhead of the week. My family made us sing the prayer so my nephew could sing along dude. Are you dickhead of the week. My family made us sing the prayer so my nephew could sing along, dude. Are you dickhead of the week?

I was so mad that I was eating the fucking... The candied yams, which I hate. Just to protest the singing of a prayer. What was the prayer? I don't know. What was it? It was like a cute children's one. Was it the, here's the one I loved the most, the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost?

No. He's hip, he's cool, he's quite a dude. We don't use that vernacular. Are your prayers very proper? Very proper, yeah. We're still traditionalist Catholics. Really? Yes.

We don't leave after communion, even though the rest is completely useless. Everybody leaves after communion. Yeah, okay is completely useless everybody leaves yeah no yeah yeah okay you're very you're trad cath i guess yeah yes yes you told me you don't believe in god oh my god dude oh boy jesus christ well uh today is brought to you by soco we love soco i love it doesn't matter who you are you could be pious nicky or godless kyle we all agree on one thing might not be if there's an afterlife but while we're living this life it's soco whether you're at a festival tailgate church like myself soco is ready for anything whiskey it's packed with flavor makes a mean soco sour i'll give your phone out you filming me

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Wow. Since Houston. Yes. The first time I went off for like 45 days, I felt amazing by day four. Like better than ever. This time, no, I was day 23 and I couldn't even remember Nick Mangold's name. What? Why did you remember his name? Because I had it was for like a sparkle quiz. I couldn't even think of hisold's name. What? Why did you have to remember his name?

Because it was for like a sparkle quiz. I couldn't even think of his name. He's like a friend. Yeah, I know. I had the worst brain fog. That's good for a guy in a trivia competition. That's our like full-time job. I know.

It's been so... I wanted to... I wouldn't say relapse is the right word, but I wanted to drink so bad yesterday for the dozen. Didn't. And I thought i would wake up reward it no still feel like shit but getting better how's the alliance main well i do it every day i don't know i don't know it's not effective enough for me to like note like feel happy on it or feel feel high on it or feel better on it. But maybe it's preventing me from feeling even worse. I've been drinking way more.

I've been drinking for the two of us. Because of why? Why do we think? Why is Nick drinking? I'm heartbroken. About what? Venus. Oh, no. There's nothing from her uh worse i'm seeing activity of hers and she's liking another man's posts who's the guy ansel elgort i'm so fucked he was baby driver baby

driver got fucking ansel yeah elgort he's living my dream. He lives in Tokyo. Send her clips of him dying of cancer in that one movie. Fault in Our Stars? This is the guy? This is the guy? He played that a little too... Yeah, actually do that.

Or just like a screen cap of him on his deathbed. Him? Really? He got caught up on Snapchat. Yeah, he did. Yeah, okay. Yeah, he did get cancelled. But what did he do? Underage? He was fucking with minors.

Drinking? I think. I don't quite remember. He was on Snapchat acting a fool though. Chris D'Elia did the same thing. He did? Yeah. They were like, oh, this deletes forever. Psych. Yeah. Oh, yeah, here, this deletes forever. Psych. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Here he is.

Oh, he's looking frail. Yeah, he did flee. Yeah. But he's like. It still doesn't change that he's six, five and hot. And Venus is never like Venus didn't like my pumpkin. She didn't like your pumpkin picture. Real.

What? It was a real. Oh, yeah. What? It was a real. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was a real. No, she didn't. But she's like an Elgort left and right. I'm fucked. So what are you going to... What can I do, Rudy? You can jump back in.

Buzzer tower. I sent the dying of cancer picture. We'll see if that helps. Did you? Yeah. What picture did you use? I used it from, I searched Ansel Elgort dead. Got that quick. And shout out to everyone who,

oh yeah. Bought merch. What is it? Who we, who listened to us the most on Spotify wrapped. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Late.

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a good that's my number to go listen to that that's my put on for the day music wise crossword we both finished unchecked wednesday unchecked wednesday for me on crossword a little longer than you how do you know uh the mini ran back eieio got a little chuckle out of me i utterly failed on today's wednesday you did you yeah it was tricky because uh it it wasn't tricky really for me but what did you get hung up on on uh just all the feminine ones like showy flower plant peony uh speck of parsley sprig katrina and uh like a katarina figure skater yeah i ended up getting it. No checks. You got it. Everyone's doing crosswords now. I don't think we put on crosswords. They've been in the newspaper for 200 years.

No, we're... No normal person was doing it. People who can't do crosswords are now doing them. Start with the mini. People come up to me and they're like, Nick, how do I get into crossword? Start mini then go Monday. Do that for a couple months. Mini, I do I get into crossword? Start mini, then go Monday. Do that for a couple months.

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what am i going to do and i was like i'm going to be the bad tattoo on thigh for content guy i know and you when you did it that was probably was probably the pinnacle of your career at the time. People loved that. Yeah. And I was like, who else? Nobody's going to do this is going to live on forever. What does Rudy do? I got an even worse tattoo.

Yeah. Now, it's why don't you tell us everything it is. It's basically a- You have new tattoo syndrome, by the way. What is that? No, you have first tattoo syndrome. You're trying to work it into every photo. You wore shorts.

I wore shorts because the fabric hurt. Peter told me, he's like, try not to rub on it. And I knew going into- You wear some of the baggiest jeans known to man they're still jeans they're still they're still you're on some like so i knew i was warned about like heroin but i never knew tattoos could be so addicting i did i mean i actually liked the pain does that make me weird i knew all those things were going to get me killed i knew the shorts were going to get me killed but i had to wear the shorts because it was like a prescription

we posted a least photogenic podcast award you could have stood up but you leaned on the table i tried so the shorts would hike you went on a hike yeah i mean if i have the tattoo if i could do it over again i would have just showed half tattooed half tattoo is yeah i've done that dude every guy every guy that gets like that in their arm yeah there's that yeah yeah it's like now it's like the people the people who paint the dudes who paint their nails and they have to like. They have to put their hands. All their videos are like this. Yeah.

Which is like. That's not like that. They're always pointing. That's not like that. Are you a nail painter? No. You never did? I've never done it.

Really? It was trendy like a few years ago. Now it's back even more. Rudy, look at me dead in the face. You did it. You tried it. I have not. Never tried it.

I have this curse called self-awareness. i know that if i did finger paint you wear a chain necklace with a butterfly on it rudy well i like butterflies at some point i have to be true to myself he likes butterflies yeah i'd like butterflies there's i will redact that yeah they're a symbol of rebirth i hate butterflies i think they fly too sporadically i'm caught in like moths i'm caught in this circle of i know what I like and I also am aware of how it's presenting. And you know what? I just embrace the frame. If you wore nail polish in, I don't think I'd blink twice.

No, but it would be contrived. Okay. Of me, I think. It would be too expected. Not because I think it's feminine. You're trying something very hard i if i close my eyes and think about you i can easily see you with nail polish and a nose ring i know and i i those things are cool but i can't do it because we're gonna make you do it so now

you have a reason oh yeah that would help well i mean it's funny you say that because ultimately i wanted to get a tattoo always but i couldn't think of anything original or have something funny enough to do or even have the balls to do it. So then I just orchestrated this massive multi-month plan where I would be forced to get a tattoo with things that my chat from my Twitch selected. So I wouldn't even have any control. Was that the result you were hoping for? It looks cool. So what it is isn't like cool, but it looks it looks cool from afar.

I think just that's why I don't care about bad tattoos. As long as it's covering up your skin, as long as it's taking away from as long as it looks like it's disrupting something, it's cool. Yeah. But you have, correct me if I'm wrong, a clock. A clock from Casa Bonita, which is a famous Mexican restaurant in Colorado. There's a South Park episode about it. It is.

I was going to say Family Guy, but no, no. Family Guy never did that. No, South Park. Famous restaurant. They have cliff South Park episode about it. It is. I was going to say Family Guy, but no, no. Family Guy never did that. No, it was South Park. Famous restaurant. They have cliff divers. Horrible food. Great soap operas, though. They have cliff divers. That was true. They have cliff divers inside the restaurant as well as an arcade. But Casa Bonita, is that Italian? No, Casa is

a house in Spanish. Ah, you're right. That is day one shit. That's why I knew it before I got banned from Spanish. Day one shit. It's day nada one shit that's why i knew it before i got day one shit yeah it's day nada one shit yeah uh but it has britney spears she was the person that won so oh no no i'm not saying it because i don't agree with this she has enormous titties on it as well she has big hentai titties anime tittiesies, you could say. Yes. You sent me the mock-up before you got it done. I immediately knew

that was 16-year-old Britney Spears. You'd think that, but in terms of the boobs, it alters the image in a way that would make it so that it's not even the original image. It's inspired. Did you hand the tattoo artist

a real picture of Britney Spears? I didn't. I allowed, Brie was there with me because she has tattoos and she was also going to get a tattoo. And I sort of left it up to the people. I didn't want to influence it too much because that takes away the fun of it. You're absolutely right. The fun of it is that I don't get to choose. And they really fancied that photo.

I didn't really even know which one they were going to do. It was either going to be that one or the one where she's shaving her head. You got the pigtail one. I have the pigtail one. A pigtail is an adult haircut. That's an adult hairstyle. I would argue one of the least adult haircuts. Kyle, why aren't you getting my sarcasm today?

I'm not kidding. That's how I'm doing reverse. Expert level sarcasm. The reason that the titties were in the ether was because Nancy Pelosi was the favorite to win. Right. Cannons. So those are already at boobs on the mind.

She's of age. She's of age. And then some. And then for the objects, fake boobs. I think of age should be a window. I think people should be too old to fuck as well. Just because of the risk. Just gross.

Yeah, true. What's the risk? gross yeah true what's the risk broken hip yeah that's crazy that your first thought is like you're you'd fuck him too hard well matthew mcconaughey's i thought it was gross his matthew mcconaughey's dad died from coming he had a heart attack when he busted and he did oh he died of a heart attack then well there's more i mean the the bust led to the heart attack dude yeah he died he died of coming how he got shot in the fucking back of the head as he was fucking it was the coming that did him in yeah dude i stand by that statement but yeah so then i didn't also know that peter was going to

make her boobs as enormous as they were enormous they're enormous. They are. So big one. Britney Spears is the titular Britney Spears from Britney Spears. New dot com. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. That's why it's still active. I it was a B.S. New dot com.

Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. Rudy, I'm going to. So I know there will be some sickos out there, some haters that will try to say that you have a 16 year old girl with giant titties tattooed on your leg. There may be some. I am going to do something kind. Thanks. I've been trying to think of Christmas gifts for, you know, you, Tyler, Mook.

I'm going to pay for you to get an add on to that tattoo with her hand holding an id okay that shows that she's of age that would yeah this is a trap that's a good loophole nope this is a trap how is that a trap because it's a self-admission of guilt no no no no it's you clearing it up make me say what i truly feel that that portrait of britney spears on your on your thigh is the spitting image of her at 16 years old, but not at 18, 19 and after. That was her 16 year old look. That was her at 16. She stopped doing that on her 17th

birthday. I'm a victim. I didn't know. That's why I'm giving you this out. Okay. I will pay for Peter to come and tattoo her holding an ID, but it's the same picture on the ID of her with giant tits. I will pay for Peter to come and tattoo her holding an ID. But it's the same picture on the ID of her with giant tits. But it shows that she's of age.

I'm doing this out of the kindness of my heart. It's such an appalling image just based on its context. Peter did a great job drawing it. Oh, he's fantastic. You will pay for Peter to come? Are you going to make a family guy joke yeah peter will pay for lois to come yep i guess i'm fine with i'm fine with adding to it okay and uh whatever gets me out of this i'll do yes okay and i'll let we'll let your chat pick like

the state of the id okay um it's exciting i guess yeah oh yeah i guess fucking florida hey we're really sweetening the pot uh she's also flanked by Jordan ones, which were just thrown in there. Do you wear Jordan ones? I have a pair. Yeah. And then the text that was picked via marble races was we must not stop living. And that's the Greer and Owen have that tattoo. And another random Canadian friend of Greer's.

Yeah, that's right. Which I think is in reference to a Smurf parade. Yeah, it was the Smurf parade. The governor or like the mayor of the town that was doing a Smurf parade. Yeah. It was, uh, the Smurf parade, uh, the, the governor or like the mayor of the town that was doing the Smurf parade in France refused to shut it down for COVID and his excuse was, we must not stop living. I'm very happy about that.

I'm very happy about that. And the font used was great. It's rock and roll. We got a, it's the spider, amazing Spider-Man font. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

So I get bad tattoos because I'm not a hot guy. Okay. What are you doing? What is that excuse? It's like I'm – it shows that I don't care. It shows that I'm not bitter about not being a hot guy. I don't care about my body. Rudy, it's just kind of – you're stepping on toes.

I would argue the other way because getting a hot woman tattooed on your face good save good save is is uh like i think a prototypical hot guy move it's like this is the thing i i like the most yeah no um that's why sailors would tattoo women on them because they would be they would look at their arms and beat off, right? Yes. And yes. No, I'm not going there. But yeah, it's true. No, I think it's a good tattoo. Are you going to get more?

Yes. Because even though it is something that seems typical, I actually did legitimately love the feeling of being tattooed. The thigh is like a pretty soft spot to get it. It feels good. Kyle, don't knock it till you try it. Yeah, I want you to get one. It feels good? It is a cool sensation.

If we ever hit a merch bonus, you have to get a tattoo. Doing the spider down the back with your finger, that feels good. Crack an egg? A Q-tip feels good. If after shower. That doesn't feel good. How you know does it i thought it hurt it hurts a needle it's a good hurt though it's like a burn combined with a paper cut it's imagine being able to scratch the underside of your skin i don't think that would be a good feeling

call me sick i liked it so you're gonna get more yeah i don't know what, uh, it'll probably be a speed. Just leave it up to other people. Cause I can't really form like, okay, well here, here's the deal. You don't have to get Britney Spears holding her ID, but let me and Kyle pay for your Christmas gift.

It'll be a tattoo of our choice, but you will give you, we'll give you some options. Okay. But that still leaves me in trouble with the alleged 16 year old Brittany. Yeah, it does. We could do both. Yeah, we could do both.

We could do both because I do like the feeling. You love the feeling and that's what. Yeah, I guess. I don't like I don't particularly like want any other tattoos. I just want to experience that sensation. All right, then we'll pay for you to go to the tattoo shop and have him do it without any ink in the gun. Oh, but then we're getting there. No, you love the feeling, Rudy.

You love the sensation, yeah. Yeah, I know. This is the police coming for you, by the way. No, it's not. No, it's not. You've child porn on your leg. No, I don't. On your leg, dude. At least put it in a secret file. No, porn. You have it right on your fucking body. don't at least put it in like a secret file no porn you have it right on your

fucking body it's not mine yeah dude you got caught with child porn and now you try to say it wasn't yours oh that's not my flash drive no that's that's not my i can't even look at it it's fucking upside down no no no you say you're looking at it you saying it looks like porn is actually a self-report on your end because it's not a pornographic image. You are now inflecting that it's pornography. It's giant fucking titties. The titties have a glare. No, now you're objectifying them. They're just boobs.

Wait a minute. Now I'm objectifying them and you said they're just boobs? They're just boobs. You just made them an object. They're just boobs. They're part of every woman's anatomy. That's problematic. Unless they choose to. What's the next my shroom plug all-time fuck i'm not calling him a dickhead but all-time fuck up for my shroom plug well this

guy in boston he was going to bring a shroom chocolate bar for me and you he said but i never told you for me at the live show um that doesn't and i was like dude i'm sober i might as well do that i might as well like um do the shrooms like no brainer i'm ready for them i'm like this is like i've i want to do this and and what he said he tried to meet me out before the show i wasn't drinking so i said i'll just meet you at the show. Then after it, I said, are you here? And like hours later, he said, let's start with this. I took a couple pieces of the shroom bar. I then went to the Banshee to watch the World Cup game. While at the Banshee, I had one too many fiddleheads. I proceeded to head to Fenway to get some food before the show. I forgot about the food

and instead decided on three glasses of red wine. What a crucial mistake that was. After arriving to the show, I promptly fell asleep for the entire show. It was loud. And he sends a picture some other guy took. He's asleep for the whole show.

Wait, what's he send a picture of? Him asleep? Some guy in the front took this picture of me. He is asleep for the whole show. After the show, I stumbled. Wait, what's he send a picture of? Him asleep? Some guy in the front took this picture of me. He is asleep. And then after the show, I stumbled to the train station, got on the train, threw my headphones in, and again fell asleep. I woke up an hour and a half later to the conductor shaking me. I guess my alarm had been going off for 30 minutes. I got off.

He got off 45 minutes away from his intended location he completely fucked up the shroom delivery the shroom interact uh transaction just fell asleep the whole night the whole night he fell asleep for the whole show i'm sorry you didn't get your free drugs kyle dickhead of the week 45 minutes later i was in my bed fully clothed peeing the ever-living fuck no i love this guy wait he was peeing the ever-living fuck out of the out of it out of it um i'm in my bed peeing the ever-living fuck out of it that's cool that is cool yeah that's the coolest thing to do when you get two ways is just sleep because that's like fun you're depressed man yeah holy shit yeah you know when you when you start looking forward to sleep yeah just exiting consciousness no he's the man

that's like a death demo it is it's like the app light version yeah you didn't pay for the full version it's it's not ad free death. You have the dreams of the ads. Yeah. I do love anesthesia, though. Never been under. It's awesome. It's cool. It's the coolest sensation.

Really? It's amazing. I've never been under. It's incredibly more than that. I said no to it when I got my wisdom teeth taken out. They went in wrong. It's pretty rad. Damn. I'm afraid of needles

like injections tattoo needles are way different those needles are i don't like shots i don't like the feeling of shit going in my veins i'm the worst west virginian i just i thought my people were gonna rebel against me you know this guy hates needles. Shut up, dude. I'm like, yeah, just like I'm like using my mom's makeup to like give me fake track marks before I go out. Jesus. Oh, man. I feel like such a dickhead. I exaggerated some of that story, but not enough.

I under exaggerated. Really? You were a real you were not enough. I under exaggerated. Really? You were a real you were a monster. No, no. All right. I have some some things. OK. Today in history.

Yeah. What did I do last time? The ABCs. No, I just know last week I just went on some the dumbest story of some guy for like way too long yeah well i don't even remember that was so stupid what do you mean by today in history if it was last week last week why don't you never get this no it was last week i did it today in history you weren't paying attention on on william d cox it's three penises that's interesting and his life story was extreme my delivery was poor but his life story was very interesting

shame that did go on for a long time i was so pumped about it yeah because i had a blast reading it what happened today in history australian cricket legend todd australian cricket legend don bradman makes an inauspicious test debut scores 18 versus england in first test in brisbane dropped to 12th man for second test uh how about three years ago today what was that uh kyle i think this section is just for you i didn't care give me 1948 baseball's negro national league disbands which ones otis william Williams and the Charms, the Dukes of Dixieland. Talking about them dissing bands. 1956. At 21 years and 10

months, Floyd Patterson becomes the youngest world boxing champion after scoring a fifth round KO in the heavyweight title card against Archie Moore. The ball's on him at 21. The last thing I want to take. Rudy's actually doodling.

That's how much he's supposed to be working. He's doodling. That's how I pay attention. At 21 years old, he took a heavyweight title card. At 21, the last thing I'd want to take is more card. He took the card against Archie Moore at age 21. At 21, I wouldn't want to take any more card. How about on this date three years ago, Kyle,

you tweeted a screenshot of the Twitter account Phil Werrell, the fake Will Ferrell Twitter account. You tweeted a screenshot and you said, everyone who retweeted shit like this in 2012 is an assistant high school football coach with multiple DUIs and extremely active on Facebook. Yeah. You tweeted that two years ago. Three years ago on this day, you tweeted a tweet that had 271 K likes. This guy took a title card against more at age 21.

At 21, you shouldn't take more card. You should stop there. Like an ID? Listen, it's like in the game of 21, you don't want to take more cards. That was confusing, man. It's not. Listen, the jokes are bad.

They're not that great. You can pretend to laugh. I do it sometimes. You guys all can too. You don't have to play favorite. You can at least give me some acting. I snickered. Because if you fake laugh, you might trick some audience people into thinking it's funny too.

It's the nature of the game. Things are looking north for you, like Kanye babysitting. Kanye doesn't. He's neglecting his kids. That's why a Saint Cloud would be, where's dad? Where's Kanye? When you hear cloud, I don't know if that's a synonym with thought.

I think it's literally the depiction of a thought. It's a bubble. It's a cloud. It's a bubble. The bubble is more of what you're saying. That's speech. It is a thought cloud. Come on now.

I don't know why you're mad I snickered. I clearly snickered. I'm not mad at you. I know, but I snickered. You said you were silence. Who are you mad at? I exhaled. I don't know. I exhaled.

You guys automatically disregarded as soon as i started the cricket thing i had an act joke all right do the ac no i'm not gonna do it now do the act joke no please we need the punchline for yeah come on wait start the joke. I want to see if I can think of the punchline. No. Why? Do the ACT joke. One of my other tweets is like making the rounds now and I read it and it's just a blatant lie about an interaction I had with an Uber driver. What was it?

It's super corny. I hate looking back at my old tweets. Yeah. Oh, it's horrifying. I was, I hate looking back at my old tweets. Oh, it's horrifying. I was, I was, I sucked. My friends had to have made fun of me so much when I was trying to,

and I looked up my, yeah, I was just constantly like, I would ask my Uber driver how long he's been Uber driving. And he said, I never started. And then I laughed and then he didn't laugh. And then we wrote in silence for 10 minutes and then I sneezed.

And he said, what was that sound you just made? And I said, and he said what was that sound you just made and i said and he said okay 110 000 likes completely like how do you think of the sneeze situation i get maybe it is kind of funny it's kind of funny yeah it's funnier that i lied about it yes then i looked up my name plus uber in 2019 i was just in an uber pool with ruben stuttered from american idol no i wasn't but that's just that's not even a that's just that's just that's just lying for attention yeah jesus i've never used u pool. I've done it once. I think it's weird. Yeah.

Not for me. Just take the bus. Um, all right. You do the ACT. Come on. No. Did you guys watch the Elliot Rogers video of him in the car?

No. Oh yeah. No, I didn't. I was my first time watching no it's it's it's creepy it's comical it's comical is it him calling himself beautiful he's like doing like everything it was just like trying to be like a fictitious like movie villain yeah wait is elliot rogers the kid even did like the you girls never gave me attention

we'll see how you like this it was just that it was no but i remember he was like how do you not like me look at me i'm beautiful and it was like pretty creepy yeah he sounded like a scooby-doo villain the one i watched was so bad it seemed fake did you thumbs down it thumbs down it like on youtube oh no it was tiktok i only watched the yeah no i'm not with the fucking long form shit um i put on of the week a new video out by uh defunct land they did the history of the disney channel theme song good watch i'm deep into lord of the Rings lore videos. You've been, been deep in lore.

I'm a lore slut. Love lore. I have a, I have a small take. I saw it on Reddit and I agreed with it. It's not my take. I'm taking it. Like that's a good segment.

Taking takes. Oh, that'd be cool. We list three takes. You have to pick one. Okay. Two towers was better than The Return of the King. I agree with that.

Yeah. I just rewatched it. I agree with that. I want Kyle to watch them all for the first time. Never has. I haven't. Extended cut on HBO. I don't like fantasy stuff.

This is the fantasy, though. This is what you always drop. Orc jokes. Actually, that's been one of our running jokes that people really haven't caught on. Every Rediscovering America kyle buys something expensive usually i think we forgot a couple here and there but i think every rediscovering america is you not knowing what an orc is and i think that's our favorite running joke for years yeah a good running joke is when you have to keep reminding people that it is a running joke yeah yeah yeah that's a good one what was your what was your oh the what two towers better than yeah what's your take i agreed i agree

what you're like no what's your lore fact or take um man i mean there's so i have a take also uh they made legolas too cool in the movies. He wasn't that cool in the books. Yeah, they did. They did alter Legolas quite a bit. Did you know Frodo and Legolas didn't speak to each other in the movies? I didn't know that. They did not speak to each other in the movies ever. They never had a conversation.

Never. They never had us lines together. Huh? Yeah, that is kind of interesting. And then at the last scene of Return of the King, when they're all walking in, he like he says everybody's name, Kim Lee. And he just doesn't say Lego. They don't even have a line there.

Watch that last scene. But yeah, no, I always thought Return of the King was better. And then I recently rewatched the Twin Towers and I thought it was significantly better. Yeah. The two towers. Sorry. Yeah. Helms deep.

Helms deep. Just goes crazy. Just in case a joke is cut from planet football. PFT was naming us matchups and he was trying to see if we can make 9-11 jokes out of them. And who's playing? The Packers were playing. Packers were playing a team. And I can see why it's going to be cut.

And he was like, make a 9-11 joke out of this. And I was like, the people on the plane were Packers, but they were never unpackers. Dude. Yeah, it makes sense. Repeating it. You can't repeat something like that because it was we were talking. We're doing 9-11 jokes on football games. We got to the Packers. He asked me if I had any 9-11 jokes about the Packers

I had nothing and you intercepted that one and it was I think we should I think what's a synonym that you could have said for intercepted there what do you mean I hijacked it what I yeah I couldn't think of that on the spot okay i'm not like when i'm talking i'm not thinking of alternative ways i can also be it's hard enough to talk in real time yeah it is

i'm not gonna be like that would take less than a split second say the act jokes we can leave there was a black girl sitting next to me on the train to Boston and I'm when we really I called her bathing a tote bag dope oh no I'm logging every time I do something I'm ashamed of afterwards I log it in my notes app to like try to like. How many of them are with minorities? The last two that I said. But how many on the notes? I don't know.

There wasn't. Yeah, never mind. All right. that's a new unsolved story 320 good episode rudy who sorry sorry about what kyle said about your tattoo man so that's okay