A New Untold Story - Ebony - feat. Ebony - A New Untold Story Bonus Week #4

Episode Date: January 17, 2025

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Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. All right, we're going to clap in three, two, one. You mean you're going to reply to what I'm going to say? No, you're going to say no, that's a new one. Hey, is that story over told? No, baby. It's a new untold story.

I knew I knew. All right, I'm not the host anymore. We aren't the hosts. It's Ebony's show. I'm the host. I'm the host. I know. Do you niggas miss me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel it from Nick.

I don't feel it from KB. Ebony, I just rolled out of bed. I'm sleepy as hell. He replaced you with Angel Reese. That is fucking ridiculous. I know. I don't fucking dare you. I know she's a bad bitch, but like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't feel it from KB. Ebony, I just rolled out of bed. I'm sleepy. He replaced you with Angel Reese.

That is fucking ridiculous. I know. I don't fucking dare you. I know she's a bad bitch, but like, look where it all started. Ebony, you look like you lost some of your edge. I definitely, no. You look like a valedictorian at like a cool high school. Yeah, you do.

Dressing all nice. I thought you were going to roll in that white jumpsuit in the Columbia blue 11s Oh shit, and I have those but like ain't nobody here. You're not here no more So it's like who the fuck am I dressing up for you mean the only reason you were wearing those was for for Kyle I was getting cute for Kyle. I Wasn't doing my part. I didn't clean my shoes. I didn't wash my sneakers. Yeah, white boys never watch safe Why why don't you let me zoom into you. No, mine are bad. Mine are bad.

Now I must say, KB, you've been looking good lately. You've been on your shit. You've been on your shit. Thank you, thank you. Sorry Rudy, I see you over there with your fucking hair. You still handsome with them fucking. It's okay, I know. I've fallen off, Kyle's accelerated.

Are you getting any pussy looking like that? Me? Yes. Yeah, he is. Yeah, copious amounts. Tremendous pussy? Yes. Yeah. Yeah copious amounts Yes, yes, uh-huh mounds and mounds. I just wanted to up the difficulty. Yeah So what's new with you niggas before I get into my bad? Ebony this isn't about us Because y'all left me here we tried to bring you I don't think y'all wanted me

So just put it out that we tried to bring you. I don't think y'all wanted me. We tried to bring you. That's so not true. Would you make the move? Hell yeah I'd make the fuck up. I ain't missing shit. They out here stabbing each other. Like what's the difference from Chicago and New York now? Have you ever stayed anywhere else but the Bronx? Hell no. Where would you live here?

With you. That's fine by me. You don't gotta see me. You don't gotta see me. I swear to God I'll be a silent roommate. You will never know that I'm there. Okay. That's fine by me. A brown recluse. Yeah.

I'm not tripping for a fever. Just know that. Oh, shit. Do you have a bunch of silent roommates? Or how are they? My silent roommates are my toys Silent yes, they are. Yes. Yeah, I have a silent vibrator like nobody knows put a silencer on it I have one side me on Monday that Luigi dilda No way absolutely on purpose or do you leave it? I'm I don't know what's wrong after I gave birth to this little nigga I'm horny all the fucking time.

Aren't you trying to hear that shit buzz though? I got three hoes baby, choose one. So you, what? Your house sounds like a barber shop. I don't let anybody, I just don't recruit anybody. I'm just saying you have to be a special type of nigga. So what's your newest thang, baby? Well, oh so you're asking about your nephew?

Oh, shit. Unc? What would that make me? You the stepdaddy. You owe me some child support. We just point that shit out there right now. I would. I'd give you some money. See how white he is, KB? You cannot deny that he's yours. You've seen the does what? I've been off the gram. I actually haven't seen.

I would love to see. I'm not the same. How old? He's five five months now. Oh my god. He's tiny. Oh My god, you're shocked. It is a tiny baby. I didn't so I didn't wish you like happy child I'm sorry, but you fucking suck. I've been off the grid Nothing from none of you niggas. I know I feel horrible. I didn't know I saw you I From none of you niggas. I know, I feel horrible. I didn't know. I saw you in New York.

Yeah, did you say happy? Yes. You fucking pushed that nigga out your pussy? I said that exact, not exact, I said it close to that. Yeah, it was, my labor was like fast. I actually fucked in the bathroom. He came out kind of quick. It was no shit Yeah, okay, okay

Is he your best one? I don't know if my partner felt anything because my pussy was loose, but it turned me on so I Wait like right after no no like right before no way Yeah, like I was I was like dilating and I was horny like they put the IV on me and I'm just like I need To fuck like I need to fuck before this baby rip this pussy apart And so you got one last hurrah and then how long do you have to like wait until after? Like a month you supposed to wait six weeks. I fucked in like two two weeks fucked in like two And then I let my pussy heal maybe up for two weeks, but I'm good now Two weeks? Fucked in like two. I sucked dick probably the next day. I sucked dick probably the next day. And then I let my pussy heal maybe up for two weeks.

But I'm good now. I didn't know you had a, they had a period like that. Six weeks. Six weeks you can't have sex. Cause you're still fertile so you can get pregnant. You can get pregnant just right again. Oh for pre-com or for anything. Oh Jesus I'd be beating up my house.

Oh yeah. I just suck beating up my house. Oh Yeah, oh my lot of dick you don't have to come and sign me like I said have three hoes So choose the other two. Yeah, are you saying holes? I thought you were saying hoes I thought you're saying hoes. I got hoes on the side too. If you like if he wanted to have another bitch I'm okay with that really. Oh, you're a bisexual woman Exactly, I always forget and you you think that- How could you? Because you talk about dick constantly. Because who don't, well, we love dick. We respect it, we respect it.

I love dick. We don't love it. But anyways- Do you just like pussy? I like it, I like to taste it here and there. Dibble and dab, you know. I thought we were gonna ease into this talk. No, no, we get straight in.

Talk about some new films. We get straight. I thought we were gonna talk about the Remy Talk about some new films. I thought we were gonna talk about like the Remy Ma and Papoose drama. That drama is- You know about this boys? I actually am not. Yeah, who doesn't talk about Remy Ma? So I'm not plugging it up.

They've been married since 08. Right. He held it down for her when she was in the can. And she ran and cheated on him with bad news. No. I got shocked. Not really. The battle rapper. Oh, the name is bad news. No. I got shocked. No, not really. The battle rapper.

Oh, the name is Bad News. Yeah. Oh. And then she cheated on him. Did you see the nigga she cheated on him with? That nigga's teeth is running away from him. It's a fucking hot mess. I'm like, why the fuck would you cheat on Papoose?

EZ, the block captain, and Papoose done knocked him out. Yeah, he knocked him out. Not for fucking his girl, but for shaking his hand and then fucking his girl. I'm glad you tuned into that, okay. Did you tune into that because you knew that you was about to have a black guy? Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah.

But I was, I got really invested. Oh yeah, honest, honest. I kind of fuck with Papoose. He does like word play. You always bring up Papoose. The Nacarima dream, it's American backwards. He does good wordplay but Not not bad news

Wait did so did he get her back honey that gentleman you've been with I'm pretty sure he's bad news. Please tell me it wasn't He's literally not better. Papoose is doing better things Like I washed up she's like yeah, I know Remy Ma washed up, she's like, bitch ain't got no heads. And then, She's only viral right now, she's only lit right now because of Pappu's, like, bitch is irrelevant. You did jail time, woohoo, you didn't snitch,

woohoo, fucking who, bitch, whatever. Yeah. It's been a tough few weeks for women from the Bronx. What? Yo, y'all missing it out here. These niggas stabbing each other down here. Well, that's everywhere. Yeah, that is everywhere. No, it's getting crazy. Did y'all missing it out here these niggas stabbing each other down here. Well, that's everywhere. Yeah, that is everywhere It's getting crazy. Did you see the incident with the guy that throw?

He threw like lighter fluid on someone in the train. Yeah Yeah, not good. New York is bad news. Yeah, once that shit started every day with something. Yeah, they're getting crazy They're you know what? I mean every pocket I have has something that's out of it Every pocket I have has something that's out of it. Cause I'm ready for it. What's in the pockets? Nice! I got a blade, I got a mace, I got a taser, I got a fucking brass knuckles. I was just gonna ask about brass knuckles. You don't got hands?

Yeah I got hands bitch. You can't throw hands? You don't trust your hands. People nowadays not trying to fight a fair one. They trying to stab you and shit. I don't got time to punch somebody when you trying to stab me. Do you feel safe? like at home at least? I don't feel safe nowhere. I don't even feel safe here. You know what I'm saying?

At the office? Can we get into the juicy shit? Cause this is feel like this is going down like some, oh, everybody's dying. This shit is bad. I don't wanna talk about this. Let's not talk about bad shit. Juicy shit. Icebice, she showed up 25 minutes late

for her 30 minute set in Australia. Jesus. Played two songs for five minutes. How y'all feel about Icebice? I feel like she's washed up. I feel like she was better when she was thick. Yeah, people have been talking about her lack of thickness and she lost it.

As long as she's happy. She's happy, but unfortunately, her humongous fat ass made me happy. Yeah, like. As long as she's happy. If she's happy, but I didn't. But unfortunately, her humongous fat ass made me happy. Yeah, me too. Yeah. I just wish she could sit on my fucking face, but not right now. Do that dead eye twerk.

I pay to subscribe to Meek Phil's Twitter, his premium Twitter, and it's just him with the Animoji dog barking at Ice Spice posts. Fuck. Yeah. Well, I just wanna let you guys know, I always had like a dream of mine was to fuck a midget and just know I fucked a midget.

Really? Yeah. Wait, you knew this? Yeah. I've always wanted to fuck a midget. She was very, very vocal about it. You were very, you were very blunt with Za. Za?

I don't know what's wrong with that little motherfucker. He wasn't trying to get me this time of day. I'm like, Za, you're like the closest thing that I can get to a midget that's like, like you're right here, like let me just, like sit in your face. Oh, literally the closest thing. Right, like he's the closest to my vagina,

like he's perfect angle, like he just doesn't want it. So did you publicize this story? Nope. Okay, well, I guess give us everything Well, okay. So I feel like after this podcast I might be single. Oh, no, did you cheat Ebony? Fuck it I don't give a fuck you think he's gonna listen Probably if he sees my fuck. Oh, yeah, cuz he knows that I talk a whole bunch of shit. Okay Well, what do you sure you want to do this? Oh, yeah, like hello. Why not?

Is he a loving partner? He needs to know what I've done. Oh, yeah Okay And I'm on his side We tried to stop you But please proceed. Yes without most haste About like the gangbang Let's start small. We work our way. Okay.

Well, I'm gonna start from the bottom. Okay, so the midget that I actually hooked up with was someone that I started following. Short story short. Short story short. Short story short. We was gonna make it real short and sweet. So the midget that I started following on Instagram was actually for Zy. When I first met Zy, I'm like, Zy, I got a. The midget that I was that I started following on Instagram was actually for Zah.

When I first met Zah, I'm like, Zah, I got a pretty little midget. I don't know if I could say that. A little person. You've said it like 25 times already. And I kind of I kind of feel like you need some pussy.

So I feel like I could like kind of connect you guys. Zah was playing. He only like told white girls and he never expressed that to me. He went viral on TikTok for saying he likes to climb trees then just laughing at the camera. I'm not tall white girl, so it didn't work for him.

I thought it would have been cute because they both like short little midget babies and shit. So it'll be kind of hot, I don't know. Oh, so this is a woman. Yeah, it's a woman. Okay. Oh no, she had a friend, she had a friend. Okay.

I got fucked by a midget. So you fucked a female little person. And a friend. She had a friend. Okay. Okay. I got fucked by a midget. So you fucked a female little person. And a male. Both. Okay. Yeah. So you added him up and that's like one. Yeah.

I ain't gonna lie, I felt like two little monkeys just on me. It was kind of hot. Wow. Don't agree. Like little monkeys, he was like climbing on my head. Kyle speaks for all of us. Mind you, he was so short. Well, obviously he's short as a midget.

He couldn't even reach the holes, so I had to get in certain positions. Kyle speaks for all of us. Mind you, he was so short, well obviously he's short as a midget. He couldn't even reach the holes, so I had to get in certain positions. Wait, wait, you just skipped right to the bed talk. How did you link up? How did you get, did you DM them? All right, so pretty much I kept, I was DMing her for Zah, Zah was playing, whatever.

So she would always ask me, what's up, Zah? Whatever, I'm like, that nigga moved to Chicago. I forgot about her. I'm like, he moved to Chicago. So she's like, you're a pretty girl. I'm like, yo, I've always wanted to hook up with a midget. Like she's like, that was like a weird request from me cause I'm pretty girl.

I'm like, bitch, are you trying to fuck or what? Like, I just want to hook up with a midget. She's like, oh, I'm in a relationship. I'm like, is he a short person too? So she sent me a picture of his FaceTime in. He wasn't all that cute, but his dick was fat. So I'm like, okay. Yeah, and that's kinda how we met up.

It was weird because I was the tallest out the group, so I didn't know how to initiate it. The tallest doesn't have to initiate. No. Nah, I felt like I had to. Is this like a random person from Instagram with no mutual connections? We were talking, it's probably been for like,

I'm not gonna lie, maybe like two years. You were talking for two years? Yeah, but it wasn't like on some like flirtatious shit. It was just like, I just came out and told her, like, I just wanna fuck a midget. Is she in the New York area or did you travel? She lived in Brooklyn. Okay.

Yeah, her name is Denise. So did you meet for coffee or anything beforehand? We got straight to the point. Fuck coffee. Like who wants to do that? Fuck the coffee part. So you met, you can't go straight to the point, you gotta meet somewhere. Yeah, right. No, I don't know what type of girls you be meeting but anyways, long story short, we met up in Harlem and We had a couple shots of Casam is. Casamigo. Okay. Cause I ain't gonna lie, I'm talking this talk,

so I'm like, bitch, you gotta come to the game. Like you can't be over here telling them you wanna fuck them. But like, was it very clear that like, this is what was gonna happen? Or did you just pitch hanging out? No, fuck hang, I'm getting straight to the point. I'm trying to get them cheeks.

I'm trying to get my pussy ass. But like, did you turn on like, The Office first? No. On Netflix? What the fuck, The Office But like, did you turn on like The Office first? No. On Netflix? What the fuck, The Office? Yeah, did you tune into The Office? I can imagine you in a day just having sex with a girl. Like I could imagine what it's like.

Is it dry? I can't imagine what it's like either. Is it like dry? Is it like, do you have to like light candles? And do you want to make love? Oh, I'll make it. No, I'll make like a witty quip between strokes. Do you like to talk when you have sex?

Converse. Heart to heart. Have you ever got your ass ate Nick? No Ebony. I've never but I've... I believe that. KB have you ever got your ass ate? No. I would never allow a tongue. I would never allow anything. Rudy how about you? Yeah, probably not. I've been I've been in the neighborhood,

but we've never we've never hit home plate. Well, yeah, why? I've never ever ate as until maybe like two weeks ago. Do hum. Was it dwarven ass? How do you know midget do, block captains and the like, do they like getting their ass eaten? Like Bronx, like hood dudes. Nah, well I'm not gonna lie, hood dudes, yeah,

because they put on this facade like they all gangster, meanwhile they like their ass ate. But hood dudes don't kiss. I don't know, I ain't kissing hood niggas. Okay, it's a mutual thing. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So did you have fun? Did you have fun with the three sides?

Yeah. What? What I mean, all my hoes is filled. All my hoes is filled. Whoa. So there's two of them. Yeah. And Dildo's. I had Dildo. I had a strap on because I didn't know if she wanted me to fuck her or she was getting tired of that midget dick. It was like it was so hot. I'm not going to I'm not going to lie. not gonna lie Zob you listen motherfucker. Y'all midgets got good dick bitch. I ain't gonna lie

Good for you the curve Yeah, we're taking I'm a taken man, yeah, we're taking I've been attracted to little people yeah, I Feel like you have to say that. I feel like you just saying that so that people don't like dismiss your ass. We would never, we would never. Well, we all know you don't like black girls, so. Oh no, we hate some.

I tried to have that before you was even in the relationship. Oh boy. Oh, Bronx girls never change. They're like Charlie Brown. You trying to shy away from this conversation? Come on, KB. Don't be a pussy. Don't be a pussy.

We was going to put it out there. I respect KB's girl. This is all jokes and games, but I'm just, I was trying to get that first. First? Yeah, you tried to be the first one. I was trying to be the first black girl for KB and EW, so it's like, okay. Yeah. Okay. Nick, what about you?

I live with my girlfriend. So y'all niggas, all y'all niggas are taken? No, not Rudy. Not me. Oh, Rudy, of course you can't be taken. Shit, you know what it is? But you're taken too. Is that a film? Yeah, it is with Liam Neeson.

You're taken too. She's a very specific set of skills. She's waiting for the Albanian to come back. I don't want to fuck Albanians. Nadu? That nigga, I would never let that... I want to let him fuck me with somebody else's dick. Are you serious?

Have you seen him? I like the dude. I think he's the man. I think he's the man. He stays true to himself. There's nobody realer than Nadu. That fuck, I would never. There's nobody realer than Nadu.

He's lost a ton of weight. You know he signed, you know he subscribed to my OnlyFans before and they act like he didn't? Oh yeah. I would too. The whole time he was in the office. You can't have an OnlyFans, then shame guys for being subscribed to OnlyFans. I don't shame him.

I don't shame anybody. But he kept acting and he kept denying like he was subscribed. And I'm like, Nadu, I know it's you. It says fucking Nadu. I was talking to you. They have usernames? Yeah. He can make it anything.

I'm going to say it's not you, but it's you. And you sent me a picture. And I know what to say it's not you, but it's you. And you sent me a picture and I know what your fat fucking thumbs look like because I see you. You was working in the fucking office. It's not that hard to do a comparison. With Kyle gone, who are you assaulting there? Nobody.

Damn. That sucks. It's so, I'm not going to lie, it's kind of dry out here. And I kind of like- What about Tommy Smokes? Really? He's stepped up everything. he dresses cool. Yeah, he looks tan he's blown up. I guess a skincare routine All the niggas that I will smash are in Chicago

hmm, I got a How do you feel about a guy getting I got a facial the other day How do you feel about a guy getting I got a facial the other day Like the skin the skincare treatment with the wash And it was like the best feeling I've ever had I Tingled home and tried to parlay it with like a virtual reality eye exam from ASMR Lisa It was the best feeling of my life So fucking white, Kyle.

I have a fucking- I was gonna see how you felt, but yeah, that's- But like, you wanna know about my face shoes? Cause I feel like I have good skin. You do? You have great skin. You're glowing. So I feel like, but like what do you do? It's not a white thing to get like skin treatment. No, no, no, it's not about a race.

It's like you look like the type that will go get a fucking face shoe instead of just eating a girl's pussy and then her rub that nut all over your face. Exactly. It's free. You don't have to pay. She brings a good point to the table. I got tingles. Do you see my face? Like, hello? Face shots on a daily.

Yeah, but it's there's no Gua Sha. The fuck is Gua Sha? That's a Jade Stone that's that has nice curves. Whatever she was doing. Who the hell have been to a spa? Yes. You're trying to be modest. You're trying to you try me nice no your hair is done well you do you like manicures and pedicures Yeah, I know you paying for it if you want

Okay, those are expensive as shit How do you know you been paying for nails and so I've seen girls like talk about like I need always seen girls talk about Nice pamper town offer to pay for a woman's? Nails and toast to get done. I hate ironically like yeah, I don't get the appeal of anybody who could be a foot guy I don't get it either. No, yeah, I don't like feet. No, I mean, I won't like feet up. I Want you to suck my feet you like you asked for that? No, I'm just sticking in your mouth. Oh, without even asking. Barging right in.

I'll bite it off. So like, if we're fucking, I'm like, hey, babe, can I stick my toe in your mouth? Like, how the fuck do you go about that? I'd say thank you for asking, you may not. Are guys asking to stick dick in woman's mouth? Like, hey, no. Yes!

It's kind of implied, I think. I wake up to a dick in my face. So it's like, I don't get I think I wake up to a dick in my face So it's like I don't get that's your alarm clock. Absolutely. I bought one that simulates a sunrise Awesome. Yeah, what is that? It's I'll send you the link. It's very cool. That is pretty sweet. It's better than a I'm assuming black penis Maybe I'd imagine it's the same exact effect. I would shoot up I'm assuming black penis. Maybe. I'd imagine it's the same exact effect. I would shoot up and it would wake me up undeniably. Actually it might be better. We might have to invent an alarm clock

that's a black dick, a hard black dick. The cock crows. But what if you're ticklish? With your toes, with feet. Like what if you kick them? I wouldn't. I think too sexual too early is a little bit musty. Musty?

Yeah. Yeah, like what date do you wait till? I'm talking about AM. Too early in the morning. No, this is why when you get up, you brush your teeth, right? Wash your face, and come back in that bed. But do you sneak back into bed

and act like you were just waking up? Yeah, absolutely. He's not falling for that. Absolutely, because I'm not about to suck dick with hot breath, like it's fucking disgusting. Yeah. Like I gotta get my face off and shit before you make a mess, duh.

So I wake up, he rolls over, and it's just like, you know, I put my hand in his pants, you make a mess, duh. So I like, I wake up, he rolls over and it's just like, you know, I put my hand in his pants and it's like going downtown. Mimic what he would say or the noises he would make. Kyle. Hey, oh fuck. Yeah, you gonna do it like that? Oh, that's a little much, he's a thespian.

Yeah, you gonna do it like that? You don't need to talk all that. Yeah, he's like, I love you, girl. That's how you know my shit A1. Because your feet got spread apart, and you gotta be like, mm. Yeah. Gripping the bed.

Yeah. When did you know you were A1? When I seen him look like he about to have a seizure. No, like the first time, you're like, holy shit, I am A1. Because I was enjoying it. OK. I was enjoying it. So I was enjoying it. So if I'm enjoying it. I know you enjoying it

Yeah, I want that shit to be like an exorcism Yes, mm-hmm now. I sleep with a sleep mask is that sexy No fuck I've been doing the mouth tape Yeah, it I guess it helps sleep quality Okay, has it helped you helps jawline apparently too. I saw that I have I haven't been sleeping well started new medication Let me know yes is crazy. You need something to keep your ass still Yeah, I'm fine What about you Nick

I'm pretty low maintenance. I just sleep. I just fall asleep. I can fall asleep five minutes, sleep all night, wake up naturally. Yeah, I see that for you. Thank you. Y'all all like boring, except for Rudy. I feel like you and KB are just like boring types. Well, we're 32 now. Yeah.

I'm 32 too, what do you mean? That's a good point, Ebony. Touche. I just pushed out a baby, what do you mean? Because if anybody's just boring. I mean, I feel like, what are you doing that's not boring? Just like, you fucking your own man, boring, sticking around the house, boring, taking care of kids,

doing fucking, sitting around the Barstool sports office. Boring. Well, I'm barely here because, you know, I'm a mom now. But when I'm on my day For years damn probably decades Yeah, do they help with the baby No, my son is not with that shit. He's like, no, what are they into now anime Beyblades? Yeah, my kids is like white kids

Really? Yeah, he like, he asked me for like a computer for Christmas. Oh, a computer, that's white. Yeah, he's awesome. Well, black kids, you know, is like, hey, they ask for like PlayStations and shit. I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. They don't like PCs and... Yeah, my son's like, yeah, he want a PC. I'm like, are you become, you want to

become a streamer? He got like 56 friends on YouTube and he think he lit. shit. Hey, that's we shout him out That's done. I'm putting a spot like that. I know his fucking hand I'm sorry son. Yeah, that may be like an idea I can't even shout him out and get him any more followers because I don't know I think that would work People would follow him from here we could give him to a thousand Like an idea. I can't even shout him out and get him any more followers cause I don't know what the fuck he's doing. I think that would work. People would follow him from here. We could get him to a thousand. Shit, better than what he got right now.

So you got him a PC? Fuck no, I ain't buying no fucking PC. You got him a PlayStation? He got it. You're for, let him be white and get a PC. He got a PlayStation because I wanted to play with him also like. This is very informative.

I didn't know there was a PlayStation is black and PC is white. What do Hispanics game on happening? All my other relatives, nieces, nephews, they never asked for a PC, you know? My son is different. He asked me for like Robux. And he gave me a whole bunch of gift cards for Christmas.

I don't care. I'm like, what the fuck? My daughter asked me about her ice cream for fucking yeah she's like we struggle through the year and the one time in her life she can have some fucking ice cream yeah she wait did she try to make you feel bad? Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck? Damn, bitch, you ain't starving like that. Yeah, yeah, that is. Mom, maybe just a scoop of ice cream this year. You don't even have to do sprinkles. No sprinkles, mom. Just vanilla ice cream, please.

I forgot what it tasted like. How the fuck you knew? Oh my God. Damn, she's trying to really guilt you. These kids is crazy as fuck. I was over here asking for phones and sneakers and coats and shit. These kids ain't asking nothing but fucking ice cream and shit. Did you like get mad and just be like, I'm doing better than ice cream for Christmas?

Yeah, I'm like, damn, I'm actually getting money now. You can fucking like ask me for something else. Like back then you was asking me for other shit. Now you want to ask me for ice cream. But yeah, whatever. Guess what the fuck I bought the bitch? You got her ice cream for Christmas? She got fucking ice cream.

What did she say when she opened it up? She was ecstatic. No, it was in the freezer. Like wrapped up in the freezer? Yeah, did you have it wrapped in paper? Guess what this is. My mom came over like, what the fuck is that? I'm like, well she acts with fucking ice cream.

Did you let her eat it? Like all of it? Yeah, I got her little sprinkles too. God damn. Santa was good this year. And I felt like I wanted her to be even more fancy, so I got her the cones too, you know? Oh my God, Ebony.

So your son got, what did you get your son? What the fuck did I get that nigga? A PlayStation. Yeah, you forced him. You're forcing him. Yeah, yeah, he didn't get a choice. You're black, you're getting a PlayStation. Yeah, you forced him. You're forcing him. Yeah, yeah, he didn't get a choice. Like, you're black, you're getting a place. Yeah, you're getting a fucking place. Yeah, economy, I get it.

Yeah. What game did you get him? I got him, he asked for some Dragon Ball Z. Oh, yeah. Game that came out, Call of Duty. Yeah. But you at least got him those games? Yeah, I got him the games. I got him the games.

Okay. I felt bad. Then he asked me for the games. OK. I felt bad. Then he asked me for like some anime shit. You like anime? No, anime is cool. But when I was like Googling it, I'm like, what the fuck is this? He asked me for like one of the he's like a orange nigga with red orange and red hair.

I'm like, I don't know who the fuck this is. There's so many fucking niggas. I don't know. I ordered like four different people. He's like, it was none of them. In that order, they were all wrong. People do say that the Dragon Ball Z men are black, right? I'm a Dragon Ball Z man. I'm a Dragon Ball Z man.

No, like the characters. Oh, no, only Piccolo's black. Piccolo's black. Okay. Yeah, he's black. But I know they have a lot of respect. Yes. They got respect.

It's so crazy, because I don't like Piccolo. Piccolo could walk through any hood untouched. Okay. Do you think you could walk through a hood untouched? No, I think my plan would be to wear a priest's collar. I think that, I think I would- That easy way to get robbed. They rob a priest?

Damn right. They're not gonna kill a priest. They ain't gonna kill you, they'll rob you. Yeah. Absolutely. That or if I was naked, would that work? Butt ass naked. Well, you're gonna go to jail.

Okay. Starters, cause you're exposing yourself. But nobody's jumping a naked white dude. You're right, cause nobody will wanna touch you. Nobody's gonna wanna touch me. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Okay. If it worse comes to worse. If I get surrounded, I'm tripping. I think the one thing you could add to that is a belt just want a belt nothing

My dick tucked above it We're just a belt just a belt I can't even picture that hot Yeah, I don't think so. I Don't think honey. Come home. I'm just wearing a belt your man is waiting wait for you Just a belt but naked with just a belt Yeah Fellas listen surprise your chick with just a belt tonight. I got barely anything on

How would you surprise you cuz that now you're in relationships? How would you surprise your woman like if you want if you want to be like if you want to have like a romantic night? But you want to get like frisky too, how would you? I'd write her a poem in calligraphy. Bitch, you put me to sleep. Iambic pentameter. And then brew some peppermint tea. This is wild. Put it in her favorite mug. I can't believe you in a fucking relationship.

Put on a record. I can't believe you in a relationship. How about you, Nick? I mean, Kyle. Like I feel like- If I can't believe you in a relationship. How about you, Nick? I mean, Kyle. Like, I feel like- If I had to surprise my girl with sexuality? Yeah, like if you know, you just wanna set the tone. Fuck.

Shit, should I start doing that? You haven't been doing it? No, I don't wanna surprise her, like shock her with anything. I wanted it, yeah, I wanted this to be, you know, an agreed thing. So I guess I could try maybe. What do you recommend?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could use some pointers. Yeah, you give me some pointers. I feel as if I'm sexually beige. The fuck? Neutral. No. Boring. Can't do that, cause you're boring. You're a boring ass nigga.

I am, yes. You probably don't even wanna suck your dick right, cause you're not even trying to set the mood. Kyle, I feel like, you know, set some candles, because you look like the lovey-dove type. Set some candles, get a little whip. Yeah, okay. Candles over, little candles, and a little whip?

A little whip? No, because you want to show her that you... Like a tiny, tiny whip? Yeah. Like, how long to the whip? The size of a molecule? A miniature whip? A microscopic whip? You wouldn't even feel that whip. Get a fucking whip. Okay. You have candles to whip there has to be something in between. Get some lube. Okay. Edible panties. Kyle's not that Kyle's on a caloric deficit. He's not even panties there

There's no room my edible panties that defeats the perp of the poly the pussy Chew on it Crazy but yeah, Nick you need some edible panties to get you need some edible panties for your girlfriend, okay Let me help you out a little bit. John niggas is boring. Send us a care package tiny little whip First of all, all right, just give me a fucking credit card. Okay. How do you do the whip? What do you mean how you do the whip? How would I utilize the whip? I have a whip. I have I have a paddle I don't have a whip. I have a paddle. But why did you recommend whip then? Is that a starter tool? Yeah, a paddle. Boring. You're boring. Like a pickleball paddle?

See? Boring ass nigga. Oh you get a little paddle. A cricket paddle? What sport? What paddle? A paddle. A propatoma? A paddle to pat that ass. Okay, a regular paddle. Okay. You know what? And where am I standing?

You're gonna be standing over her, you're gonna tell her to get on all fours. Okay. And you're gonna pat her butt a little bit, because I don't know how frisky she is. So you're gonna pat her a little bit. And then you're gonna dive your face right in her ass, and you're gonna eat that pussy from the back. You're gonna eat that pussy, and you're gonna eat that ass. And you're gonna finger her pussy while you eating it.

Mm-hmm. Okay, thank you. Are you taking notes? I don't see you in no fucking notepad. That's an easy to remember. I'm like a seasoned waiter. Okay, you'll have that, nice. All right, so he, okay, you'll have the pussy and ass.

Would you like that pussy fingered? Yeah. Yes. What do you want? Finger that pussy or just stick a Yeah? What do you want? What do you want your side? All right, how were your holidays Thanksgiving Christmas, how did the family get along? Thanksgiving stop any fights

Lucky guess lucky Lucky fucking guess. Yeah, my cousins fought. Who fought? My cousins. Oh my god. They fought each other. It was ridiculous. For what?

Who the fuck knows? We still don't know. Wait, so they verbally, they had an argument or did they fist? They were arguing. Okay, so we was in my dad's house. Everybody was drinking. We're eating. We have people inside the house, people in the hall and people in the front of the house.

All we hear is people arguing. We have turkey on the floor, mac and cheese on the floor, candy in the floor, my father yelling, niggas in tank tops spitting at each other. It was just, it was just fucking ratchet. Did you get to eat at all? I didn't get to fucking eat. I didn't get to eat.

You know how to get KFC, nastiest fucking chicken in the world. I was so fucking to fucking eat. I didn't get to eat. You know how to get KFC, the nastiest fucking chicken in the world. I was so fucking mad, bro. This is why you can't have it. But like, didn't that happen last year, too? It happens every fucking year. This is why I'm not excited for fucking Thanksgiving. When are you guys just gonna stop trying? So how does the food end up on the ground?

People are throwing it or it just falls off the table? I don't know. They were drinking, and all I heard was, yeah, nigga, you back up. Oh, no. It didn't back up. Yeah. Have you ever gotten to a fight on Thanksgiving? Yeah, I did. I fought my sister. What? When?

Probably like, uh, it was down, what, 2020? So is it just somebody has to do it? It's like breaking the wishbone. I think at this point, I'm starting to believe it because I know why I fought the bitch. The bitch was coming for me. Bitch, you not about to steal that fucking last chicken, hoe, like you wasn't- You fought, no, you didn't, Ebony. Yes, I did.

You wasn't in here cooking with me, hoe. She didn't cook any of it and then tried to take the last piece. Yeah, we not about to do that. Yeah, I'm petty. We not about to do that. So I spit on her chicken. Oh, that's on site. You'd almost have to. Yeah, I spit on her chicken. Oh, that's on site.

You'd almost have to. Yeah, I spit on her chicken. So if I can't have it, you can't have it, Hope. Are you a better fighter than your sister? If she asks you, she gonna say she beat me up, but I don't think so, because I left that scene with nothing. So how do you guys learn to fight?

Is there like a period in your childhood where you like take actual lessons or like? Well, my father raised four girls by himself. So, you know, we all have different personalities We you know, I was the youngest So always try to like pick on me and so I just retaliated and started so just through experience. Yeah Yeah, so what I've only seen one girl fight in my life and typically like when guys fight they'll take their shirt off Yeah, I mean, yeah, so what is like girls that would be what do you guys do? You don't take their shirt off. Yeah. Immediately. That's common. So what, like girls, that would be,

what do you guys do? You don't take your shirt off? Like what do you do? What do you do? What do you would do like on the, on the, how does it, yeah, where's the go button? Like what tees it off? For me is when you put your hands in my face

and you go like that. And like, it's like you invade, like you invade in my space because I'll let you, I will allow you to say whatever you want to say. You feel me? Like just don't invade my space. When you invade my space, it's like, it's like you invaded my space because I'll let you I will allow you to say whatever you want to say You feel me like just don't invade my space when you invade my space is like is on go do you bite? I'm biting. I'm scratching. I'm pulling hair. I'm twisting nipples. I'm doing all types of shit. I don't give a fuck I'm kicking you. Yeah, anything goes Anything goes I don't think none of y'all fight Kyle you fight. I know you fool. I know you fight. No never I Avoid confrontation people always respect me. You pick my big ass up. I remember you in here I was surprised you got to pick me up. I'm like damn a fat bitch. How the fuck you got me off the ground

No, you were easy. No, I was giving fat bitch. I was giving fat bitch vibes You weren't Was I late? Cuz you picked me up like a feather. You were heavier back before I started. I've seen clips. Oh, you're going to tell me I was a fat bitch back then? You weren't fat. You were heavier than you are now and you did some good work.

You're not telling me I was a fat bitch back then? Okay, that's cool. At least you told me. There was no winning that situation. I know. That'd be stressing. Oh, shit. I respect it.

I respect it because people won't tell you the truth. And I'm like, I used to have two necks back then. Like I couldn't even see my pussy. God damn. Was there a wake up call? Like anything specific? When I couldn't breathe. When I was out of breath.

Out of breath, like walking up the stairs. Yeah, like even like the bad part about it is when I try to ride dick and I feel like I'm about to pass out. That's how you know. Or I'm like sweating profusely and it's like dripping in his face. Oh yeah.

Like yeah I'm a fat bitch. Mm-hmm. Something gotta give. Like my fat can't be rubbing against your fat. We both can't be fat bitches. Yeah. Do you like chubbier guys? If they command respect.

Like I feel like everybody knows. What's the trait you look for most? Personality, like if I could have a conversation with you. Like if we could joke. So would you rather your man be funny but a little bit of a pussy? Like he avoids confrontation, avoids conflict, or not funny at all but everyone respects him, he's tough? No, I don't care about a tough. Okay.

Like, I don't care. I don't want you to be a pussy, but it's like, I don't want you to be out here fighting for no reason either. Do you like a full-blown clown? Like you're in public and he's like doing high jinks and pranks? Yeah, I like a fun guy. I just like to enjoy myself. I don't want everything to be like so serious.

Like I want to be able to enjoy myself with you. So what's your ideal first date? Well, my ideal first date, we went to Stone Pizza. We both got high. So that was my first date. I'm like, damn, I ain't trying to drink. That sounds great. I'm like, I'm not trying to drink

because I know I'm gonna wanna get this pussy up. So it's like, I'm not gonna do that. I'm just gonna smoke a blunt. Let's smoke some weed. We smoked some weed with Stone Pizza. So pizza stone. That's a lounge where you can yeah You can smoke cannabis and eat it has cannabis and like the food and drink. Whoa. Oh cool. Yeah, it was fun. I Rather not go to a bar because not times out of time. We go to a bar. I'm giving this pussy up nine times out of ten What's the one time out of ten where you don't what has to happen?

Nine times out of ten? What's the one time out of ten where you don't? What has to happen? Like if you, I don't know, if you have like, if your vibe is off or you're just so eager to fuck, like I wanna initiate it. I don't want you to be like all in my face trying to fuck me. Yeah, you can't be too.

Like let me show you that I could demand that dick because I'm gonna have that dick in my mouth. If you write at the end of the night, that dick will be in my mouth. For sure. For sure. Mm-hmm. Well, that dick'll be in my mouth. For sure. For sure. I think we all agree. Yeah.

Have you ever had a one night stand? Me, no. There has to be plenty of rapport. If you're listening, you have to say that. Nick. No, I need to build something. I need to know exactly who you are. In order for me to even begin to take my clothes off,

I need to know exactly who you are. In order for me to even begin to take my clothes off, I need to know you for six months. I believe that. I believe that so much. I really believe that. How about you, Rudy? I heard about you, so you can't lie. I definitely have. I know you have, because I heard.

Almost exclusively. No, that's not true. I always, but my thought is that I wouldn't have sex with someone that I wouldn't fuck again. Right. That's beautiful. But sometimes you just get the one in and then it's, you don't, you don't get the sequel. You know? Fair enough. What are the turn offs for you? Like for your one night stand? Because some people like, they're planning to have the one night stand and then it just turned off and it's just like, okay, whatever. Duck feet. Duck feet? The chicks that walk with their feet pointed out. And their feet are pointed out. Yeah, I don't like that either that bothers me But I'd rather be out than in Tommy Pickles ass. Yeah, I'd rather be in I'd rather really out out something

There's something about it. Yes weird. That is that weirds me out. That weirds me out. I don't know There's not I the duck feet is really the only one that stands out as a no-go zone for me. Yeah That's your one thing my one thing Can't handle it. Yeah breath can't stink. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're back here saying can't have dirty nails Your sneakers got to be in point. You gotta know how to dress. I don't really care about the money See how women didn't care about money. I don't care about that. Like I want to take you out on a date You don't have to take me out on a date. Yeah, but if you want them to dress nice,

they almost have to have money. Yeah, I want you to dress nice. Yeah, like I want you to feel good. Like I want it to be a vibe. I don't wanna, like some girls, they wanna be able, they want to be taken out. I'm different. I'd rather take you out to show you type of woman I am.

Okay, when you say dress nice, like, oh, that's a good brand or oh, you look, your body looks good in those clothes. No, it don't even have to be like anything expensive. Like if you know how to put things together. Like, you know, not everybody come from money. Like I'm not expecting you to just, I'm not expecting you to come out

with some Gucci, Louis Vuitton and shit. It's not about that. It's about if you know how to put yourself together. Yeah, but isn't it nice if he's trying to impress you with that? No, you ain't gotta impress me. Yeah, but he wants to. Nah, cause then now you gonna,

now I feel like I'm gonna have to do the most every time I see you. Okay. Okay. Now. There we go. These are pointers, and I'd imagine our listeners are mostly men,

so this is gonna be very helpful for them. Yeah. I don't think them niggas is listening. They just wanna know about what dick I got in my mouth. Yeah. It's true. First of all, I have a OnlyFans guy, and he like, I don't even know his fucking name.

He follows me on everything, but it's the same fucking person and he'll send me pictures of his feet He'll send me his own feet. I'm his feet. What's he want you to do? This walk. Let me get to it. He'll send me pictures of his feet He will fucking send me pictures of him getting like videos of him getting fucked like it's all by a man By a woman. Like he wants me to peg him. Ah. So he-

He's trying to pay me two grand to peg him. I ain't pegging no- So he's doing like reverse OnlyFans. Yeah. He's not getting paid anything and just- No. He's paying you to send his shit. No, so he's paying me

cause he wants me to have the conversation and he's trying to like butter me up so he could give me the two grand so I could peg him. He wants me to peg him And this is someone you inherited from our podcast. Yes. Oh, this is why i'm saying it A white boy, i'm not against it. I'm not against you like what you like. I like I love it all but he's a white boy Yeah He want me to peg him. Does he show face? Yeah, he's show face. Oh, who is this dude? Does he show face? Yeah, he show face.

Who is this dude? Is he good looking guy? After, damn I don't know. I'm about to say after this, I could like put y'all in, so y'all can see for yourself. Cause it's crazy. Nah, no, I don't wanna actually do that.

I'm talking about just the face. No, no, no. Cause that's like patient client privilege. Yeah, that's private. Yeah. And private, if you send it to every fucking body, you post, he put in his fucking body you post he put in his fucking stories I'm kind of like pissy hasn't sent me anything. Yeah, what the hell dude?

Instagram like that like I rarely fucking post on Instagram cuz I feel like everything I post he's like he'll be in my DM Like sorry. Sorry, I'm back or he'll be like, oh, I'm sorry I've been trying to like hit you up on Snapchat, but I see you're online here. So like, you want to peg me? Nigga, I don't want to peg you. Like, God dang it. And he's like, oh, can you pit me out?

He asked, like, he think I'm a fucking pimp. Like it's just, he, I don't know. Oh, he has some fetishes. He has some fetish fetishes. We got a naughty, nasty freak. That's pretty cool. I didn't think we had that. I liked that.

I didn't think that was in our bag. I never really thought about the freak life. No, you do. We had some naughty nasty freak. That's pretty cool. I had that I like that. I didn't think that was in our I never really thought about no you do we had some nasty freaks. No. Yeah, definitely do got some freaks on your shit I ain't gonna lie from the yak. Yeah, I bring the yak brings on I get girls. I get I get grandpa's I even know grandpa's be listening to y'all niggas. I get I didn't know that we got to get you to come out here and hop Back on do this. I'm just saying like the people that the traffic that comes from the yeah. Yeah. Oh my god, and then y'all Was untold story. Yeah, I think it's bring on the niggas. I like to get fucked in the ass Yeah, and they want me to shit on Say it ain't so Little proud of the boys Say it ain't so Danny's my witness one of my followers asked me for my panties like straight off me

And I like shipped it to him for four hundred dollars for a pair of four hundred So some dude has your panties. Yes, somebody has my panties. Oh my goodness somebody from us I think I'm just naive about how the world works and how people behave Has your panties? Yeah, somebody has my panties. Oh my goodness. Somebody from us. I think I'm just naive about how the world works and how people behave. I think, I didn't think people were that sexual, but I might just, yeah, it might be a reflection of myself.

You know why I think, because I just give off that sexual vibe where people just feel comfortable. People just feel so comfortable. They just go crazy when they see you. Yeah, they meet you and they're like, I just kinda can't explain it, but I just wanna buy your panties.

I've never, yeah, you bring it out of me. He said, how much would you charge me to receive your panties that you have on right now? Did he really want you to muck them up, like do a few laps in them? I was like, no, yeah, I was like, I'm sorry, I ain't got skin marks, bitch. We ain't doing that, like.

Did he want them? Yeah, yeah, I sent him some. But no, but he wanted some marks. He wanted skin marks. Yeah, he asked me for it. He was like, it doesn't like, Dude. smell. Would that have upped the price? He asked me to send him another panty,

but I'm like, I'm not about to make my coochie stink for you to fucking be happy. Like it doesn't make, so I asked, what the fuck is it? Sean over there and I was like, Hey, can we like find something? We just like rubbed it. I'm about to rub these panties on just a whole bunch of shit like so wait you sent out Somebody that works at bar store by some find something stinky to rub on the crotch of your panties

Yeah, cuz I didn't know if I was walking around with my fucking black thong It wasn't even an intern dude, that's Travi. Well, you said Travi on a stink hunt What you said Travi on a stink hunt Hey, I need you to go out in the city find the stinkiest thing you find it's got a kind of smell like but yeah What did you end up with? So Sparky even Sparky was helping he's working was helping. Yes. I Know he had something he might add something on person I know he had something he might add something on person I'm like now you push it like I ain't getting no fucking tuna. He's like come on. He's saying you know Like he started saying you about tuna

Then he's like like he went and got me a can of tuna. Yeah, that's insidious, and then you sent it This dude's gonna ask for his money back I sent I sent it I feel bad like I sent it Jesus you know I'm happy whoever this guy is is comfortable enough to yeah as long as not being a pest You can't get to that point without being a tremendous pest and I tell him this all the time I'm like stop fucking writing me. You're fucking annoying. He's like, I'm sorry, baby. He's in love with you He's gonna fucking kill me. He's gonna find me. He's gonna find me. He's gonna try to kill me. Yeah, cuz like You already know what I smell like Yeah, you see like a hound he's gonna trace you down you're gonna have to run through a river

He's gonna trace you down. You're gonna have to run through a river. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. All right, what's your new year's resolution at? Dickless. No, never that. I feel like-

No, no, like give me a dickless resolution. Yeah, something without, yeah. Yeah, I need dick all the time. Yeah, yeah. I can't, that weed and dick makes me calm. Like I'm a better person. Calm. Can you tell, like my lips are so red today, look.

What's that mean? Yeah, what does that mean? That means I was sucking dick. Like, you don't see this fold? Ew. Ew. Yeah, it is gross. All right, yeah, any real resolutions?

You're making a lot more money now. One close aside, my New Year's resolution is to have more patience, because I feel like I don't have enough patience for things. And I feel like I just need to be more calm. Because I'll be ready. I'll be on goal all the time.

I'll be on goal all the time. Yeah, but like, where does that come from? Do you trust people? No. OK. That's what it is. I feel like I need to be a little bit more trusting. But it's kind of hard, especially with all the shit going on. Yeah, I feel like the world has gotten angrier, especially like in the last

Year. Yes. Yeah people are People are very Surly not even mean I don't think they're mean people. I think people are mad Yeah, I I've gotten very thin-skinned like something that wouldn't bother me will happen and I'll like just be like Going home. Yeah I think a lot of a lot of men feel under respected I think in the short form video era everyone's seeing all these people getting over Respected and they're getting upset about that. Everyone's pissed off at people. You know, I don't know

What is your New Year's resolution? I'm off weed, which sucks. It makes me so cranky. I'm gonna try to stick to it this time. Wait, how long you haven't been smoking for? It's day eight. What the fuck are you going back to smoking? Yeah, he's done for.

You going back to smoking. You going back to smoking. Yeah. That's your only New Year's resolution? Well, cause I want it, like at night when I smoke, I smoke when I get home and then I'm done. So now when I don't smoke, I like spend time trying to learn things, research things, read things.

And it's just better for my cognition. Heard you. I'm calling my mom every day, Eb. Have you not been calling your fucking mother? Not every day. Every day is a ho. I'm just checking in. Just checking in. No, you need to call her every single day.

Is that what you do? Yeah, I speak to my mother every day. I love my mom. I love my mom, too. You know she's fucking annoying. But I speak to her every fucking day. I speak to my ho ass dad. I'm in a family group chat.

Every fucking day. Your dad's a ho? Yeah, I know that nigga's a ho. Wait, no he didn't. No, I didn't know your father was a ho. Oh, I didn't have the sl... Your dad's, then he's not a ho, he's settled down. He say he was getting married. He was just trying to fuck my mother.

Like, this what I'm saying? That's what, yes, of course he is. No, not to my mom though. Oh. Exactly. Ho ass daddy. He's a ho ass dad. My mom isn't ever. Exactly. Ho ass daddy. He's a ho ass dad. My mom isn't even married.

Is he getting married? He told me, he told me, I'm not even invited to the wedding, I don't think. You're not invited to the wedding. I was just about to ask if we could come. Me and him haven't been talking, me and him haven't been seeing eye to eye the last couple months.

So I've been staying my distance because I feel like, as his child, I can be very disrespectful. And I felt, that's what I'm saying. Patience is key. Do you live near each other? Yeah, we like eight minutes from each other. OK. And he literally called me one time. He hasn't even seen my son.

My son is five months. He hasn't seen my son. He calls me out the blue just like, hey, how's that little nigga doing? How many months is that nigga? I said, well, that nigga name is Tim. Tim? He's like, yeah, well, I just want to let you motherfuckers

know I'm getting married in two months. Said well that nigga named Tim Whoa as God is my way different than just having a son I didn't know you had a Tim Tim B No, but I I would think you'd call your baby Timothy then he's a boy Timmy I've never heard a baby just called Tim That's a trade school ass baby Oh my god Tim, this is my infant child That's funny it's like naming somebody a baby Bertha. Yes.

It's like, hey, little Bertha. What's this little fella's name? It's Tim. That's Bill. And you're treating with that baby Bill. First. I didn't choose his fucking name. That's his father's name.

His father's name is Timothy. OK. Oh, so it's TJ. My son is a fourth. He's a fourth. Oh, wow. Oh, shit, dude. T4. T4. Yeah, he's a fourth. Hell yeah. It wasn't my motherfucking choice. I was trying to change it while the nigga walked out the room. I was trying to change the fucking- Where you gonna change it to? The birth certificate. That was the shit I didn't know cuz like if you look at my son, he don't I don't know what the fuck to name him.

The nigga is white. I don't know what I would have named him if his name wasn't Timothy. Timothy's good. What was the name thing that your family had? Oh, everybody in your family has the same fucking name. Everybody's named Terry. That's it. Yeah, that's my middle name. That's your ho ass dad's name. That's my ho ass dad name.

I hope that nigga listens to this podcast cause nigga wrap it up. Wait, is he still having kids? Yes! That's why I'm saying this nigga's a whole ass nigga. How many step siblings do you have? Is he having kids with young things? So his wife, well, I mean his fiance,

she's what, 35? 35, I'm 32, so yeah, she's 35. I think that hoe's pregnant, because he was saying he didn't know, but the bitch right pregnant It's probably and then he has a three-year-old that I just found out about what's his name? Probably fucking Terry Is he not creative

He's not I think all the bitches think that their son is like the first or like the junior cuz they're not like oh So he's like telling him he's like I want to name him after me Yeah, it's not like it's like it's a terry a fourth a fifth they all fucking junior i'm like when you're how many terry juniors are in the bronx right now terry terry junior the sixth yeah right you're terry junior junior i just posted up my little brother, Terry Junior, not too long ago. And he was in my comments like, is this another fucking Terry? And your middle name's Terry. What about your sister? Everybody else have normal last middle names is just me. He gave you Terry.

I fucking hate he said, yeah, but it's what I I'm like, nigga, I don't give a fuck if it's what it is with another are, nigga. I don't like it, Terry. I don't look like a fucking Terry. It's your middle name. I don't give a fuck if it's with another R nigga. I don't like it Middle name it doesn't matter fucking hate it. No, but when he sees me he doesn't he's like hey Terry Oh, he can't well yeah, so you're still a Terry to him You got like 30 motherfuckers in this bitch named Sarah actually how many Terry's are there? there. I want to say eight eight Terry's and who to me nine nine Terry's nine Terry's and you might be forgetting some yeah I might be forget and that three year old might be Terry nine Terry's like an 1880s MLB team I'm like what that

little nigga name is? Like that bitch couldn't swallow. She know you don't, nigga, you got like 30 of these motherfuckers. Do she know that shit? But where does he meet these girls? I don't know. Like do you ever bump into them out at like bars? Never.

It's gonna be, I think people are doing everything online. So like, we just gonna put this out there. My father came out of like music I put this out there my father came out of jail I was so happy for him to come out of jail So I made him a Facebook and I added mad like strippers and oh yeah, that's a really good You come out of jail. You don't know how to work Facebook and stuff Oh, that is that's nice of you. So like he comes out of jail and you're like your friends with 100 strippers No, I just started adding random people. Okay. And was he like immediately drawn to it? Yeah, he was drawn to it.

Yeah, that's addicting. I take who that bitch is. Cause he was trying to fuck my mom and my mom's like, yo, he's just driving me crazy and their relationship was toxic, so I was like, let me entertain him with other people. Let me help him out a little bit. And little did you know what you created.

A fucking beast. A fucking beast. A stick to his dick and think that gets wet. You gave him a whole horde of strippers. But they had to fuck him like this nigga just came out of jail, he ain't got no money. That says a lot about y'all.

Yeah, you're right. Exactly. No sire of Terry. Right. Nick, I just found out that you would do very well in jail. Why is that? Anyone who's really good at art and like sketching erotic.

Yeah. Like erotic. Oh, I would draw naked women for dates. They are like the hot commodity. Or I would tattoo guys. Like guys, that's like the best currency. Really? Is erotic pictures.

I realized last night when we were getting those tattoos that in jail, my Britney Spears tattoo would be a fucking problem. Yeah, he has big tits on his leg. He has big tits tattooed on his leg. Hey, you my Britney Spears tattoo would be a fucking problem. Yeah, he has big tits tattooed on his leg. You got Britney Spears? With huge jugs. His Britney Spears, a huge tits tattooed on his leg. Yeah, dudes would just circle around you.

I realize that. Your legs would be stuck together like pages. I literally. I literally. He had everyone jacking off on his knee. Yeah. I realized that last night. I was like, oh my God, I can't get pinched.

Yeah. Damn, I can't see none of y'all in jail. I feel like Kyle will give a nigga a run for his money. He'll probably give some, you know, right back and forth. Nick, yeah, they fucking you. No, they're not, I'm not fuckable. Yeah, you know you're fucked. I don't have a fuckable ass.

You have a fuckable face. Ah, shit. I forgot you know you're fucked. I don't have a fuckable ass. You have a fuckable face. Ah, shit. Forgot about the face. Oh, fuck. God damn, I thought it was only my ass that could be fucked. Drats. They're not looking at your ass. They're like, wow.

You have a nice face. I'll give you this one, Eb. That's one of the nicest things you've ever said to me. Shit, I never want to go to jail. Shit, I feel like, they're going to... You're going to be one of those inmates that converts they gonna. You're gonna be one of those like inmates that like converts a guard. You're gonna be fucking a guard.

Nah, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna have to be Big Bertha in that bitch, cause they gonna come for me. They be like, she light skin, she always got something to say. I'm probably gonna get jumped the first fucking time I'm in there. Yeah. You wouldn't be able to bite your tongue? No, I don't give a fuck who you is, bitch.

We all in jail together. The fuck, I ain't going nowhere, so it's like, mine as well. You might as well make friends for life. I don't make friends. Those be the ones that steal your commissary. You got a, you have a best friend outside. Like you have a, you have a best friend.

Yeah, I have best friends, but I don't really trust them bitches too much. What? Yeah, the nature of a best friend. Let me not say best friend, because I don't consider nobody my best friend besides like my sisters, because I know they got my back.

So I'll just say like, you're my associates. Do you let your associate, would you let your associate babysit Tim? No. Okay. No. Would you let him borrow your car?

If you can't watch my motherfucking son, what makes you think you're gonna drive my car? Well, what, what? Two different skill sets. I don't give a fuck. First of all, why are you on foot bitch? That's a really good question. That's a, that's question. This is 2025. Why the fuck is you on foot? You're a profound thinker.

I would never ask that. I'm getting better. You see, I'm getting better. Yeah. Why is she on foot? Exactly. You ain't no fucking friend of mine, bitch. Oh my God.

All right. We're almost done with the hour block we got. So, Ab, impart people with wisdom and And then say say what you want people to do follow you on whatever platform Basically, you want me to just close this poses out Yeah, you can do a traditional outro if you'd like. I Don't know. I just feel like life's too short. Yeah, you know, and I feel like people don't take it seriously you know, you're not joking there, but I feel like life's too short. Yeah. You know, and I feel like people don't take it seriously. You know, you're not joking there,

but I feel like life's so short and it's like you have to live life to the fullest. Okay. Don't take things so seriously. Yeah. And do everything I would do. Yeah. Like a ratchet, it's 25, shit.

Yeah, I think you should inspire more men to like come out of their shells. Damn, yes. Yes. Balls ladies out there, don't be afraid to eat some ass and suck dick and balls. Yeah. He gonna love you for it. I'm just saying enjoy yourselves, ladies.

Don't be so selfish. Stuck that man's dick. Thank you. Make America great again. Wow. What a twist. Thank you, Ebony. Ebony, I love you. Love you, Ab. You're the best. That was Ebony, guys. God bless. Say true love, you motherfuckers. Love you, Ebony. Don't miss me.

I will. Later, Ab. you motherfuckers. Love you, Ebony. Stop visitin' me. I will. Later, Eb. That was so good. Amazing performance. Love you, Eb. Thank you, Ebony. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.