A New Untold Story - ER Marshall - A New Untold Story Ep. 436

Episode Date: February 20, 2025

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Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. You can say, you know. Don't don't convince me. Could you be convinced that you're a good singer? Yes. No, I like how much would it take? He's I'm like the guy who fully thinks he is. Have you ever imagined yourself like winning like like first round American Idol?

I'm every fantasy is me Wowing a crowd with my voice Really yeah, but like did you ever like pretend as a kid you were a singer Yes Like like okay like the best singer. What's your stage presence like are you on a stool singing? So always sitting down. You're always sitting? Like this.

I had a feeling you'd be sitting on a stage? In a college lounge and someone just happened to catch me. Just singing loudly? I'm not into it, but I'm just doing it perfectly. Wait, wait, but are you alone? It's always a cappella with a dude. He doesn't have a face, but he has like a silhouette and he's playing in my visual. And he's playing the guitar for me. And you sit down and like,

it's always like beauty and the beat or. So basically how's that go? The star is born. And then like the uninterested crowd of girls is like when I hit the I need, they like turn around, like just gawking.king gawking at you like I didn't know we could do that Yeah Girls don't like singers. They like hot singers hot. Yeah hot singers who are very successful. Yeah that yeah That's probably you have to be all three Louis Capaldi ain't crushing

ain't crushing I knew I told story It's a fresh baked untold story I knew I told story A new untold story episode Episode 346 It's not an area code It or it is an area code, but it's like the backup for suburban Cleveland, which we'll get to if you're from suburban Cleveland in a couple weeks, I think.

But we're not gonna lend time to a backup area code. We just can't, we just can't. It is the name of a movie, Population 346 Starring Fred Durst. That's right Fred Durst The lead singer of a little bit is good. If you don't you're younger. How would you describe Fred Durst? Um Wants to be black but racist presenting. Yeah, he's from Jacksonville Which something that makes a lot of sense to me.

That makes perfect sense too. He's a beatboxing. New metal rap. Flat brim cap wearing graffiti artist. Yeah. He, to me. This is younger Fred Durst. Like that's right.

Now he's seem to like mellow out. Right, but to me, Fred Durst is like in the middle of a Venn diagram of cool as fuck weird as fuck and just absolute loser Yes, I can't like I maybe the triple Venn diagram, and he's directly in the center of that He was like probably cooler in the late 90s early 2000s I think he's at his coolest now, but that might just be because it's current trends I think he's at his coolest now, but that might just be because it's current trends Dude's idolized him. What's like like 99 in that year? He was

Huge. Well, yeah, limp biscuit was huge. Every dude in our hometown was wearing the backwards red flat brim Fitted which is now coming back. I Think that the 90s for him was it was right place right time. I think he was the perfect guy for the 1999 yeah, like the Woodstock performance He did break stuff, and I think it led to like a series of rapes Yeah, really amongst other crimes there were oh yeah, I think it like created a rift in society break stuff did yes I remember watching that documentary, and I think during that set you see a perfect pair of titties. There's some titties. Really? I'm like oh nice. Perfect tits where they shouldn't be impressed me way

more than perfect tits where they should be. The surprise tits really add a certain level to it. But then right after that they followed up with the rape part and you're like oh. Well I don't think it was his fault, but there's two hundred thousand people in the crowd, which is insane And then at one point somebody was crowd surfing on plywood And if you look back yet, he was like a Chris Griffin looking dude with the biggest shorts The biggest shorts one could don't know how they made sure it's like that. They were wide long and Enough great mass. So I guess a good way to put it is um Who's who's the director of like mall rats? What's his name? He's got skinny

Kevin's Kevin Smith Smith have you ever seen Kevin Smith shorts at the gas station? Those are the biggest Kevin Smith shorts at the gas station No gas station. Gas station, yeah. Those were shorts. No, just search Kevin Smith gas station. We don't need mall rats. Yeah, those. Those are what I'm talking. How'd they do that? How'd they do that?

Because the legs are wider than, both legs are wider than the waist. That's pretty much that idea I had actually remember my invention God. No long-sleeve Long-sleeve shorts that yeah, those are long. Those aren't pants or shorts. Those are long-sleeve shorts Yeah, those really are those are somehow pant shorts and capris. Those are yeah Geometrically, they should not fit on the body of a man. The everything garb. I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but anyways, that's. Yeah, Fred Durst is like, that shit is motherfucking tight, yo. He gets on the fly. His voice inflection, he hit the highest pitches like mid-sentence. He's like the user of the word fat,

one of the, you know, the PH. Fred, he has like a regal name, right? Frederick Allen Main III. Yeah. And then his mom remarried Bill Durst. Yeah, she was like married to like a Duke, and then she went to like the most- Fred Durst.

And he was uh He was bullied obviously as a kid and then he got into to beat boxing and rapping and breakdancing And so that that would stop the bullying Imagine the biggest nerd at school and he came back and he's like this My bad, dude, I I have a take that Mike beatboxing even if you're the best or like of that culture is never cool. I think the better you do at beatboxing in response to bullying the worse it is. Yeah if he's beatboxing really well you're gonna get bullied more.

The margin for error for being a guy named Fred Durst who beatboxes and breakdances is tiny he was like one miniscule genetic deviation away from being one of the foremost losers in any other dementia but he came through in a big way. Limp Bizkit was first of all a bismal band name throwing Z's in there when you shouldn't. Limp Bizkit was, first of all, a bismal band name. Throwing Z's in there when you shouldn't, because it's Bizkit, isn't it? It's Bizkit.

It's Bizkit. And then their biggest album is a, like a butthole joke. What was it called? Chocolate Starfish in a hot dog flavored water. Hot dog flavored water is turd water, and chocolate starfish is a butthole. I think that's what it was called Right and the album cover was

Fucking horrifying and funny. It was a perfect encapsulation of him because it's like a bunch of like who he was Preemie naked children and a Bay of hot dogs a Bay Bay of pigs He wrote the song hot dog is like a diss track at a He wrote the song hot dog is like a diss track at Trent Reznor from nine inch nails. Yeah, they hated each other. It's just like it's just dr. Seuss of cussing It's like fucked up wife and a fucked up kids fucked up land in a fucked up this I don't know. I guess like older like dudes our age liked it back then. I like it now. We're rolling What's the actual song name? It's we're rolling in parentheses, but that back then I like it now we're rolling it what's the actual song name it's we're Rollins in parentheses but that's what I call it

I thought it was an NHL hits soundtrack that had rolling in it that song gets me so amped up it has chocolate starfish dude a hot dog flavored water I think it was maybe NHL 2k I can't remember the air raid vehicle is the correct... Oh yeah. That's the song. Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' It's so fucking good. Faith is one of the...I think that song fucking rules. That's a George Michael cover. No shit. You homosexual. Yeah.

Is it? Gotta have...is it really? That's a George Michael cover. I had no idea. Rhone does a sick cover of that. Really? Yeah. I asked him, I was like, dude, you gotta play Faith tonight for pop punk, and he's like, I just can't. I just don't have it in me. Because he said it ruins his voice.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, so. I mean, I used to like break stuff. I think we would get really aggressive to it. You would, but that's what he wanted you to do. He described himself as He's had a resurgence too I heard he had a

He had a station wagon phase where all of his Instagram posts were station wagons. That's cool I think dude, I think I think I've said this before Just doing what you love and being unashamed about it makes you cool Agreed to an extent but Fred said I always knew the guy in the red cap was not me. Oh, I'm dr. Frankenstein. That's my creature So awesome, he's so awesome. He was he was in the Kyle Kyle Mooney directed movie and I think he just might have played himself. He was wearing the red backwards hat. Oh, you can get, he got into acting.

Yeah. But one time he was on stage performing with Stained, the guy from Stained, Aaron Lewis. That's right. In Biloxi, Mississippi. And it was like this really, it was this acapella, really emotional deep song and Trent is just going in. Trent Reznor?

Or not Trent, Aaron Lewis. Is going in singing? Singing this song outside. All this time, I felt like this won't end. Dude, you are good. Yeah, I was. And then, I am. And then Fred Durst just chimes in like,

Biloxi! Ha ha ha! This is the real motherfucking deal, y'all! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Dude, he's so awesome! He's so awesome. This is the real motherfucking deal y'all He's so awesome he's so awesome. He's so fucking awesome because Everything he does should be lame like oh should be lame, but it's just like he's so unashamed and he's so unaffected Mm-hmm by outside Noah. It's cool. It is cool. But he performed with Christina Aguilera at the MTV Movie Awards,

and all his fans were like, that was soft and gay. Because he was with a chick. And he was like, I only did it because I don't give a fuck. But yeah, it was soft and gay because she was a pop star. Yeah, and he had a, his feud section on Wikipedia is longer than the Mongol Empire's.

He's had so many feuds and they're all like very- Wait, I didn't look. They're very funny and dursty. Okay, hold on. Let's go to the feuds. What are we got? Oh my God. Slipknot.

Britney Spears. System of a down creed, placebo. His feud with placebobo was just, he got on stage and got the crowd to chant, Placebo sucks, Placebo sucks, fuck Placebo, and that was it. Wait, he feuded with Puddle of Mud? Yep.

That's a cum joke band name. Oh, it is. Because I think you flip it, it's Muddle of Pud. It's Pudda. I think Pud is and it's muddle of pud. Is pud a... I think pud is a sperm. Ew. Yeah, I know. Let's see.

Marilyn Manson called Limp Bizkit and their fans, illiterate apes that beat your ass in high school for being a b**** and now sell you tuneless testosterone anthems and misogyny and pretend to be outsiders. Okay. Oh my god. You had a sex story. You can't say that man Which of us three me durst or Marilyn you okay?

They already did say yeah, I quoted it sector his sex tape is on IMDB. Which is funny wait who'd he fuck I? Don't know Fred sits alone in his mastibatorium, a dimly lit basement. Mast... Mast... Excuse me? Mastibatorium. Was it a room...

A high vaulted ceiling room for jerking off? Please step into my mastibatorium. That might be a joke. A dimly lit basement with a rickety chair and two laptops, the screen light casts a glow over his quivering form, eyes transfixed. One screen shows limp Bizkit music videos, the other old concert shots. And is he fucking or is he jerking off?

I don't know. Fred Durst quotes, don't touch my balls. One quote from the fucking thing. What is it? Bitch, don't touch my balls. The quote from the film. That's an incredible quote. Wait, it said the soundtrack was written by Imogen Heap?

He played that song while fucking, I'd imagine. An uncredited best three minutes of my life Wow dude that's really fucking bitch don't touch my balls is the one quote The only thing said Dude, I would hate if my sex tape was genre was short Dude, I would hate if my sex tape was genre was short. The genres are short adult. I don't know what I'd be more pissed of if it was like my stature or the duration of my sex. Short adult. That's what you should...

This starts as genre. What the fuck? Which one is it? Bitch, don't touch my balls. Yeah, so he's in movies. He does movies now, right? So he's in Population 346. He directed a couple, one with Jesse Eisenberg. But the other one he directed was shocking.

He directed the long shots with Ice Cube and Kiki Palmer. Which is essentially, if you guys remember us talking about the movie Basketball Shoes, it's the plot of Basketball Shoes, kind of? It's dangerously close. I didn't know this movie existed. They both are starring Kiki Palmer. So yeah, Kiki Palmer plays like a girl who becomes the star of her Pop Warner football team.

Coached by Ice Cube. And Ice Cube means to like take out all of his life savings to fund the championship game for some reason. Yeah. Yeah. It was a box office flop. Yeah, yeah. Was that his directorial debut?

I think, or second. But that was the era when movies were just, what if this was this? A non-male was the star of a sports team. Yes. Whether it's a thing or a girl. It's a Mulan. It's a Mulan trickle down. Or what if. Motocrossed. What if this thing that's not alive becomes sentient? Yeah. A lot of that. That was all like young adult movie. Not young adult even. Young lot of that. Oh that was all like That's what we young adult movie not young adult even younger than that like every movie in the 2000s was for 12 year olds Yeah We were so lucky movies didn't become an adult thing until every movie was for 12 year olds

But like our parents loved it Yeah, our uncles would watch it with us and how the in the most extensive VHS collections of. Comedies, dramas. Indian in the Cupboard. Yes. Which was just a what if. What if a toy came alive like. And yeah, when you put it in the cupboard. Nowadays kids aren't,

movies are just for six year olds or adults. Yeah. 12 year olds don't get anything. 12 to like 20. Really? 12 to 30. I's a shame. I guess they do streaming. But yeah. Indian, the kid from Indian in the Cupboard was one of the ugliest children to ever. I don't remember that. I remember loving Indian in the Cupboard. Oh, that's a good picture of him. He looks like white Michael Strahan. He pissed me off. Naidoo actually

tweeted about it. He called him the ugliest kid in cinema. Wait, Hal Scardino? Hal Scardino. Look him up. Wait, what? Naidu? Naidu just randomly tweeted, the kid from Indian in the Cupboard is the ugliest person, ugliest kid to ever embrace him. In cinema. Hal Scardino. Oh my god, yeah. Awful actor, too. What was the premise of that movie? He had an Indian that he was hiding in his cupboard like a shit. That's it

Couldn't let anybody know toy Indian and he put it in the cupboard and it became a real Iroquois warrior Yes, what did it do in the cupboard? Couldn't do much. Yeah, he just was alive. He was a man, but still little And people loved that Then like all of his toys he put it in the cupboard and they became live action. Was it the cupboard that did it to him? Well, I would assume. It's a magical cupboard.

Yeah, I don't really, I remember loving it, but like I don't really remember anything beyond that. People loved it. I know they're, do they try to make like a cinematic universe where it's other? marginalized races in in places furniture appliance They did like straight to VHS That was it was indeed in the cupboard was just the first of a long series was it long what else was there? Alright guys small little break to tell you about rocket money

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activity outside of kickoff can have an impact on your credit. Individual results may vary. What else was there? I had, I got it. I had Ty in the dresser and he was like, uh, like, where was he? I don't know. Was that what it was? Ty in the dresser and he was like uh like where was he i don't know was that what it was tie in the dresser yeah there was uh it was a catholic school boy yes his school uniform tie he would put it in his new dresser it would turn into uh an indigenous tie lady lady boy a catholic the third gender of time A Cathway, the third gender of Thailand. The third gender. He was a sexually frustrated boy.

And so when he took off his tie and turned into this ladyboy. And it just, that indigenous Cathway put him through hell. Every night just teased him. It teased him and he didn't know what to do because he had a fear of hell. And he had to grab the ladyboy To before he went to school every morning and take it out put it like and it turned back into a tie It was oh, no, I'm getting jealous of the hypothetical creator of this film. So now we're creating it We're gonna make a tie in the dresser. Well, what's like the what are like the emotions of the tie?

Like is he like just warning? But like but like think of cock tease close your eyes think of cock tease times it by a trillion What are the emotions of the tie like is he like just screeming? Corny! Yeah, oh yeah But like but like think of cock tease close your eyes think of cock tease times it by a trillion Whoa, yeah, yeah, really good. Yeah, but um yeah, so James Charles is obviously the cat way He's in full light brown face. Yes. Yes, full very light brown face. Very nasally voice. Bigger tits.

He puts the tie in the cabinet, and then he opens it up in the dresser, I'm sorry. And it starts on his ass. And so he's like, holy shit, this rules. And then he sees that it's a man, and then he's very confused. Very confused. It's a panning shot.

For about 12 seconds, the screen is only the ass. And then it pans up. Wide angle. Yes. It's a panning shot. Like for about 12 seconds the screen is only the ass and then it pans up. Wide angle. Yes. It has to be. It has to be. Who's the boy? Stiney plays the boy. Stiney plays the boy. Stiney's parents are Richie Incognito and and Dottie Sandusky. The old Jerry Sandusky's wife? Jerry's wife, yeah. Okay, yeah. And so they're very, very Catholic and he wants him... To be a football star.

Stiney, little Stiney. Little Stiney. But Stiney just wants to fuck the tie. So bad. Yeah. And she's trying to buy other ties, put them in the cabinet. This has legs. This has legs. We could also do like China in the cabinet. He puts his plate

away. It turns into a Chinese ladyboy as well. Yeah, it's always a ladyboy. Every single fucking time in the cabinet. Played by Nardoir in full prosthetics with tits. Nardoir, but like you couldn't tell, it's better than Colin Farrell in The Joker. It is, or in Penguin. Nardoir looks great. Just so, like he looks made mainlander

full Chinese hot Yes, it's not even as well as like you it costs so much money for the prosthetics Demos bankrupting the project, but it has to be an artwork. He's perfect for the role. He's perfect for the fucking role China He's perfect for the fucking role In China in the county Starring Narduar the human serviette and I show speed as the one who puts the China away This is dumber than basketball shit no it's not no No, it's not Dude movies were like like it was always that.

It was always something not real coming to life. Movies were the everything. Small soldiers, every movie. That was the same thing. Herbie, Fully Loaded. That was ridiculous. That was live action, a car being real. That started in 1968.

It wasn't even an animated film. That was Disney's highest grossing movie after, I forget the second, for a long time. But then the Lindsay Lohan one. Yeah, it was a car being real. I thought it was a remake, yeah. Air Bud. Well, that was a dot.

Yeah, Air Bud, the whole series, Buddy, DeSiccio, and then most valuable primate was a ape playing honk. There's a lot of monkeys doing things, yeah. Yeah, that's where every movie her be fully loaded The car is good at racing and Lindsay Lohan just sits in it. I think somebody else sits in it I thought it was Lindsay Lohan. Maybe I think it's Lindsay Lohan That would make sense with the car didn't talk no it's just but it like it her a good, all she had to do was sit, and it won races. She, what was the race, what is that? That's the Game Boy Advance game for it.

Game Boy Advance game. Of course. But. Classic. They need to remake this too. But it's like a dude does a food truck. A soul food truck. Hoagie fully loaded. A soul food truck. Hoagie fully loaded. A soul food truck.

In Atlanta. In Atlanta. It's a white boy. It's a... Who plays Young Sheldon's older brother? Montana? Montana Johnson. Yeah, it's Montana Johnson.

Montana Jordan. Montana Jordan. Okay, yeah. He's the... He stumbles upon... His dad is like the mayor of this Atlanta town of suburb Yeah, and he's trying to take down the public housing for high rises Like for and this guy wants to get a car his dad won't let him he finds one a junkyard junkyard because there was a

On i-75 there was a soul food truck pile up So he builds like this Frank's and all the destroyed soul food trucks. Jerk chicken everywhere. And it comes alive and it takes him to like the hood. But I want Montana Johnson, what's his name? Montana Jordan. I want Montana Jordan to play himself and I want all the dudes in the hood to somehow know him. No that's us, Montana Jordan.

Oh shit. I love young Sheldon. Holy shit. That's Montana. You got a food truck? I love young Sheld held in but it's like cooking the food himself and it's amazing right? it's called True grits and oxtail Colon yeah true grits colon and oxtail And it's just really good soul food sequel is tokyo drift, but he's it's drifting though

Atlanta drove the idea of like getting an uber in Atlanta, and it's a soul food Going to bucktown, but every my rich every uber is a soul food truck That's what Uber Black is, dude. Just a soul food truck. You gotta serve like as you're... Fuck, we have like 15 stops. God damn it. It's taking so long. Movies, what other movies? Damn it. It's taking so long. Yeah. That's right. Movies. What other movies?

Formulaic, inspirational, but also like mythical and bizarre. I don't know. Rookie of the Year. What was that? It was just a little boy who was a professional pitcher. Oh, that was a lot of movies was boy makes the major leagues. Or what if a girl was a star? Or if a that was a lot of movies was boy. Yeah, so makes the major league What if a girl was a star what if a thing that was like the most far-fetched premise like what if a girl was good at? Basketball is it or no what if a girl was good at motocross?

Remember that one there that was one moto crossed. I also like the ones that I weren't far-fetched like Mighty Ducks It's like what if a guy who got a DUI could coach a kids hockey team That's all that's every every kids hockey coach has a DUI Every single one it's like in terms of like achievements. It's not that's not fiction. I don't have to imagine a youth coach having a DUI The hardest premise was like he don't wait he has one Yeah that that broke immersion. It did. Dude, they need to start making, do they still?

They don't. Unless they're in the bowels of Amazon Prime. Probably, yeah, deep into like. But I don't think so. I don't think they make movies for pre-teens or youngish kids. No. Every movie was for 12 year olds, like comedies, dramas.

Even the comedies for adults were all consumed by, dude where's my car, Harold and Kumar. I would watch it with like all of my aunts and uncles and we would all laugh equally. Yeah. I was like how do you have the same taste as me? Everybody, yeah it was awesome. I was like 10.

Like how do we find these same exact things? We're laughing at the same exact time, quoting the same things. We all do the same quotes. Oh my God. Do you remember any others? Movies like that. What, Flubber, was that just like, what if?

What if goo was a lie? What if this item just like, was better? And then they would give you like $4 million to make it, and it would make Ten million dollars they were all doing low budget did a little bit better than the yeah It is crazy just like the pitches like Robin Williams loves this idea, but they got Robin Williams He's a legend. Yeah, but like the pitching a movie back then had to be so easy Now I guess it's easy to like I'm gonna make a sequel to this or a prequel to this

But back then it was you had to pull up'm gonna make a sequel to this or a prequel to this but back then it was You had to pull up like a move go to a random noun Generator and we'll do what if that came alive, okay? Give us yeah generate. Yeah, good. Just force fine. We'll pick one Alien base determination and fingering. What if base came alive? What if base came alive? We can also have bass. Bass is already alive.

That would be a movie. What if the home plate had like three doubles? Yeah, the trailer would be like the kid would hit a ball, he was like good, and then he stepped on first and he just hears, ow! He looks down, it's like who would It's like, who would play the bass? Who would play the bass? Who would they cast as the bass? Cause would it be like his face? Cedric the Entertainer. Cedric the Entertainer as the bass? That's what it, that's not,

that's not crazy. That's what movies used to be. It'd be like Cedric the Entertainer's face as an animate bass. It was like really good. He would help him. And respected by really good. He would help him. He would respect it by his peers. He would lick the guy's foot to tell him what to steal.

He would stick his tongue out. Yeah, he'd give tips. And then like Medea would be the umpire. Yeah, Tyler Perry as Medea. He was the only one. All the adults just saw a normal base. I swear the base is alivemy don't tell our secret yeah that do that's every movie that's awesome man we are Marshall what about it that was real. Yeah That was it nothing and it was an inspiration him

Remember the Titans that was unrealistic you think so Is it based off a true story? Well, it wasn't that like great during segregation the teams got together and yeah got along. Yes That's my brother remember that That's my brother remember that What what are you gonna say I don't know there's something there no come on Remember the tight ones I like a remember

Jerry Sandusky escaped prison coaches a pop Warner. Do you remember the the tight ones tight young tight young yeah Titans ER Marshall M&M like works up the guts to say it on a rap battle the moment would you capture it on camera and post it on Twitter if I just let it slip The lead-up to that song is perfect for the feeling you'd have Palms are sweaty How does the song go? You got one shot. But he, like. Palm sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.

Yeah, he's working up the courage to say it. Yeah, bomb spaghetti. He's nervous. Dude, that's so funny. He's nervous, I can't, I don't have my contacts. He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to drop bombs. He should drop it.

He should drop it. That's what it's about. ER Marshal. But he keeps forgetting. He keeps forgetting, yeah What he wrote down so he didn't forget He wrote it down, he has notes He opens his mouth but the words won't come out But it's like

Oh he really wants to say it He really wants to say it, this is about saying the N-word Dude It's the same plot as like Remember the Titans Like his white girlfriend doesn't want him to say it about saying the N word. Dude, it's the same plot as like Remember the Titans. Like his white girlfriend doesn't want him to say it. It's like, come on. Oh, as Remember the Titans?

Yeah. This is just a combined Remember the Titans, 8 Mile and We Are Marshall. Yeah. Holy shit. Oh yeah. I forgot. I didn't mean to tie this into it. I forgot what we're talking about.

We're in all of them, yeah. We're in every single one. We are Marshall. I forgot what we're in all of them. We're in every single one There's a fountain for him saying it in the middle of campus These lyrics are insane they're about oh man Good shit He's a pilot and says it he just like I'm a I've been working on some stuff and says it over the intercom before the flight Well, maybe he knows the plane is going down. He's like, I've never said it I just want to get some off and then it's and then he says it over the intercom and he's flying a football team

It's like four different sequels combined into Imagine being that last word before he goes in. Everything just solves itself. And so now he's the pilot that said the N word over the intercom flying a football team. He gets fired, he gets fired, but then does motivational speeches. Works his way back up, yeah.

It's awesome. Yeah, he has to coach a football, he has to coach the football team after being fired as a pilot. Those are really good stuff. Fucking bird dogs. And fuck in bird dogs. And fucking bird dogs. Yeah.

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What else we got going on? Monkey Boys out. Yeah. Luke, you've been up all night streaming, doing two different streams, drinking. Yeah. How you feel? Not great. Yeah, this is gonna ruin,

you've just been constantly ruining your week at the beginning of the week. Yeah. Everyone is, that's what Barstool Chicago is. Yeah. It's like 30 year olds, like staying up having late night Sleepovers, but not sleeping right? It's kind of cool. It's kind of cool, but yeah, it will set you back days

I think I mean I'm back months right we do the weight loss thing and I haven't recovered from that no for what Nothing Yeah, I was like that was so hard for me and everyone was like oh he's a wrestler though yeah of course he did that I was like I want some credit I got credit I lost the least I lost the least amount of weight and everybody was like gotta give credit to Nikki this is not his environment and then Kyle was just like only twelve and a half pounds but you guys do deserve credit cuz

losing nine pounds is it is still very challenging. It sucked. But yeah, Mooc, you stayed up all night. That's, yeah, that's what this, you got, you got a job as a blogger and now you're doing a Chris Angel-esque body stunts. It is like, I can't, it's easier than coming up with material. ER Marshall. I would rather lose 20 pounds.

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my god Yeah, Rudy Rudy to You could probably like Play deep D1 football No, I'm slow as shit. Okay slow as shit. I could maybe be a free safety Cuz I can hit people hard. Yeah, I think you could you keep like D one made you say that Why did you the Rudy is a is a movie? There's this care? Oh unassumingly

Okay enough at football I Really actually the funny thing is that I mirrored that movie in real life. I walked onto Denver Was a scrub title. Yeah. Yeah, and I always had beef with Notre Dame because I reached out to them for recruiting and just crickets and I was like, this is just a marketing layup. How are you gonna miss this? Oh yeah, it's a walk on name Rudy.

Yeah, I was like, are you fucking dumb? Holy shit. Yeah, so I always hated Notre Dame for that. Yeah. Oh, back to the Ice Cube movie. Did you see one of the names in the Kiki Palmer ice cube movie? No, it's like this uh I don't even know where I'm going with this. What was the long shots the long shots?

What was the name of the dude in that Dad dash mahawk dude in that. Dash Mahawk. Dash Mahawk. His name's Dash Mahawk. That sounds like a Bart Simpson prank call name. Dude, he's always a cop. He plays a cop in everything. That's his name? Dash Mahawk. That's wilder than Ice Cube. Ice Cube is one of the more tame names in that cast. Dash Mahawk. Yeah, I think he's American too. Yeah, that's not a fake name. No.

Dashiel Mahawk. Dashiel. And what an upset of the century, Dashiel Mahawk in an Ice Cube movie having the weirdest name as a white man. A redheaded white man. He's redheaded. Doesn't fit.

God, I love a good name. Even like, I love, Jeff Saturday cracks me up. Does that crack you up? Just random Jeff Saturday. We may have talked about it on AIS before, I knew a guy named Greg Keith, one word. Greg Keith. I forget what his last name was. That was his first name?

Greg Keith. Are you allowed to do that? That's one that you shouldn't be allowed He was from the like Wheeling area, but I forget what his last name was It's gonna be a lot something Italian. Yeah, but his first name is Greg Keith something Italian. Yeah Say us Name is Erin teen Keith with no space? No space. That's fucked up.

I know. That's a good one. That's insane. That's super fucked up. The Thai chick in the new season of White Lotus is named Mook. Yeah. Really? Really?

Same spelling, same etymology? Yeah. She's a K Really? Same spelling, same etymology? Yeah. She's a K-POP girl, yeah. Oh, it is kind of Asian MOOC. Yeah, it definitely is. Very nice. Yeah. Oh yeah, she's in Blackpink.

Oh, that's a good band. You like Blackpink? They're huge. They're so, they're bigger than you'd think. Yeah. I never even heard of them really it's kpop So I don't go man. I think I've ever listened to kpop BTS rules. Does it actually or is it just they rule They're good. They're good, and it's like some of the prettiest men their skin is incredible

Do you see that video the chick that went to Korea to try to find a man and she was pissed that they were all ugly She like filmed them Yeah, fuck that yeah, yeah seems mean Did you see the fashion being in that video? Did you see the lady who went to Ethiopia for her to meet her husband? No, so this lady from I think New York like the Bronx or something met some dude online and We're talking and she's like they were like well We're gonna get married so she went to Ethiopia and the guy just was like no or didn't exist or something. This was a Pakistan right? Pakistan sorry yeah. My Barbera was telling me about this.

Your what? Excuse me? My female barber. Is that a bar bar? She's a stylist at a fitness center. I've never even heard of that. She was like, don't look it up. So this woman catfished a Pakistani man. No, I think in reverse. She went there under the assumption that she was going to get married to this guy. And he just disappeared or wasn't real. And now she's staying in Pakistan.

And it's like demanding, like pulling the country to a grinding She's trying to overthrow the government She's demanding money and reparations and she's like holding court and they have to like send someone to like help her with the language So there's some poor lady that's like a social worker essentially like sitting there like sort of as her liaison And this chick from the Bronx is just very loudly from the man Demanding all of these things and she's like I'm not she's like I'm not leaving. Wow. It's so funny. Until she gets a man or that man. Now she's just asking for like she asked for a hundred thousand dollars. Is she hefty? She's she's

she's a yeah yeah okay not not not not precious. There's like the old 90s thing of the I think it was in the 90s maybe early 2000s There was a husband and wife that went to Africa I think film a documentary about these tribesmen and this woman fell she found one of the tribesmen absolutely Irresistible and never left left her husband as she was filming. I'm she's I think she married the guy You need to see the photo of them in the tribe Yeah, sorry she married the guy, you need to see the photo of him. In a tribe? Yeah, sorry.

Yeah, search like woman falls in love with tribesmen. And the photo of them together is hilarious. Her quote was like, I found him irresistible from when I first saw him. And he kind of said the same thing. He said, in what? Yes. In what form? A Bedouin tribesmen there They are but like everybody was stanning this couple and the husband was like what the fuck this chick just like she wasn't villainized

Yeah, that's that should be wrong Is this like a tribesman what level tribesman like do they know what an airplane is no? I like like tribesman how do they know what an airplane is? No, I like like tribesmen. How do they communicate? I know This girl wait it ended so sadly. Oh shit. I didn't know that We're on confessions calm oh, it's way too long oh She's a Switzerland she was from Switzerland Yeah, interesting stuff. It is I'm waiting on a break with like that North sent Sentinelese tribe Yeah, I feel like somebody's gonna try something. We're do we're very do for that

I think it would be a Mormon next so they're gonna go to like I could be a movie. Oh, yeah There's weird because they're like close to civilization I don't even know where the North Sentinel Island. They see planes flying overhead. I'm sure have to they can't know what they are Oh, yeah? It's weird because they're like close to civilization. I don't even know where the North Sentinel Island is. Do they see planes flying overhead? I'm sure. They have to. They can't know what they are. And like shit has had to have washed up on the island. Yeah, it's not that far from the coast of the Philippines.

It's off of India and it's close to it like Indian Islands. It's like 10 miles away. Yeah, it's close. From where? You can see it from North Sentinel. It's from India? No, I don't think it's India. A tourist town called Port Blair. It's like from where from North Sentinel is from India's ago. No, I don't think it's India a tourist town called Port Blair It's like 10 miles away. I guess but like what's stopping like China from just being like we're gonna take this and

Like what's stopping it? I think there's there's laws protecting. Yeah. They have like a zone around they have a zone around them Oh, it's just south of Myanmar Okay. Do you think they know what massages are? Yeah, I think naturally humans will stumble upon massage. I think that was an early find. That could be good. Was that a profession before prostitution? Masseuse?

I think. I could argue that that might be the world's oldest profession. Could be. But yeah, no. We're due for some overzealous kid to be like, I'm gonna fix this, and then it just gets peaced up. It's gonna be like a YouTube or. Peaced up by arrows and made into soup. But like, why do those guys,

they know they have arrows, right? They know they're shooting arrows with like a ton, right? Just wear, don't wear a t-shirt and shorts. Wear an Iron Man suit. Wear something. Wear armor. I think they fetishize the idea of being a martyr, which is like the plot of a book you're reading.

I'm reading a book called, I finished a book called Martyr. Yeah. And they feel like that's like gonna be huge for them spiritually. Okay. If they even attempt. See, I think the religious thing is never gonna work I think it's got to be a musician

Being musician. Yeah show them. Yeah play them like bring a boombox and then like all of a sudden you're just like they're gonna be Like oh yeah beatboxers. Yeah, like you got what this is what you're missing out in the modern world Yeah, it's beatboxing. Yeah sent Fred Durst would be able to do it, But I'm trying to think of like, what tech would win them over? Wee bowling. Wee bowling would be humongous. I think we bowling would be easier for them to understand than any other console. Absolutely.

Bowling, yes, bowling is good. Or jackass. Yeah, showing them jackass. Yeah, cause I think slapstick is- It's universal. It's absolutely universal. But we bowling would be a good start. We are due for somebody to go do it move to go do it Dude man on the street uncontacted tribe would be so funny You could pull off a man on the street north central, but like you're going crazy you get them going fucking nuts fire them up

That's the new wave dude man off the street go birds They're just rooting for actual birds. Just like one clip would be so funny Yeah, that way that might be like a funny like green screen kind of like just man on the street Yeah, man on the street north. I would love to bring them like firearms That'll be just give them like a vanilla coke. Yeah, a microwave. Yeah. Air fryer.

Wee bowl, just wee bowl with them. Yeah, they'd fuck with that. They would worship you as a god. They absolutely would. Do you think I could be a god of an uncontacted tribe if I brought enough tech? I don't even think you need tech, I think you would just need to show them you. They would. Like red hair.

Yeah, they would look at you. What is this? Yeah, they would look at you like we look at, you know, a rare bird. But it's like even in like remote parts of like China or like Japan, they'll see like people that are just, my buddy went to the Philippines. He was half Filipino, college friend.

And he had jet black hair, long, and he was like olive skinned, right? He was just half Filipino. He went to his grandmother's village, like kind of semi-remote in the Philippines, and people thought he looked just like Draco Malfoy. Yeah. Yeah.

And they'll like mob you for pictures if you're just kind of white. He was like 6'3". He was half Filipino and Yeah, mm-hmm. If you went there and told me you're a wrestler they would think you're Andre the Giant You think I'm like big? I think you could get like yeah. Yeah, are they really? What's the shortest country? It's either Central American or East Asian. Okay. Yeah. But yeah, if you're like Scandinavian or just white, they look at you like a rare animal.

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220. 220. 220. I went through this day in history absolutely stinker of a day. There's only a select few days where something of note happened. Yeah, and it's a lot of Olympic stuff, which is really boring. So then I was like, I gotta change it up. So I went and I was like, well it happened a hundred years ago today. A hundred years ago is a long time.

The problem is that I look for things that, you know, like the biggest events, but a lot of it's like depressing shit, you know? The only events are bad. Right, and the only ones of note are gonna be depressing ones. I want like the niche, weird stories. So I went and I found out that New York Times has this thing called the Times Machine.

Nice little. You went back. And they have all of their newspapers from 150 years. That's crazy. Yeah. Wow. You gotta read them in PDF, which is like a screenshot of the article

I was looking over your shoulders you're doing they have all the old ads to the old Some of those names are hilarious Zenith radio was Zenith was existed for a long time my first he goes as enid the store signs and like small Appalachia sick fucking logo the ads are dope as shit but like that's when they had the propot proprietor of the store as like the name and it's like Their first name is always like a letter. So it's like oh, yeah, then like Middle names like eight syllables. Yeah, and then Smith is like the owner of the store Exactly, and all the ads are hand-drawn. That's sick. Yeah, which is pretty sweet

Anything of note happen a hundred years. I mean I was I was getting through this I was trying to read like going through the whole newspaper from night It was a lot and it's a lot of boring shit, but there was a divorce and this may be a suck but Mrs. Jessie bud long bud long bud long, but the article title they would post of Divorces so rare that they would put them in the newspaper? What type of divorce? There was a couple divorce stories. But this one had like a little bit of interesting flair.

What I realized reading it too is that it's like all the same shit. Like there was, they were talking about subway crime. Really? Like stealing shit, like it's all just like the same. But it's the title of the article is Bud Long Moves Out, Wife in Bare Rooms. So I was like.

So this dude just took all the shit? He took all the shit. She had an empty house She had an empty house so she was sitting they were getting a divorce because apparently she was a crazy bitch and She did a hunger strike for six days and locked herself in one of the room. Oh shit. Yeah, cuz she didn't want divorce She did not want the divorce and so Milton Bud Long what if that dude dude knew she was gonna do that? He wanted her to lose some weight. If you ever leave me, I'll never read again.

Oh yeah? I gotta go. What an asshole. And so then he went on the offensive, this is what says in the book, he then took the offensive and he sent movers to the place and they knocked on the door to take everything out.

Take all the stuff. He took the kids and he's like, I need my furniture. You can keep the apartment, but I'm taking my furniture. So the movers come, knock on the door, and they're like, hey, can we come move this stuff out? And she says no, obviously. And then it says that they took the door off the hinges No fucking way, and then it came in and which makes no sense. It's like a door from 1925 I think you could blow on it, and it would break down everything back a door in general

You can just kick in I don't know dude like doors are the one piece of technology that have gotten way worse That's kind of true. I guess I feel that's gone back Probably like 7,000 pounds possibly or tragedies recently what what the Guinness Brewery? The door is so Ireland little one in Chicago I didn't know there was one here the door is so hard to open I would challenge anyone in the area to try to open One what's the word about the door? It is so is the heaviest door you've ever seen did you? About the door it is so it is the heaviest door you've ever seen did you? Yourself in front of your girlfriend. I was I was alone what trivia night

there's a group behind me of dudes and It's I was like it's locked boys like where should we go and then like the guy at the desk inside was like And I swung it open and then it was that heavy then I like All the boys I was like did the door give you fits and they're like the door gave me fits I thought it was locked Doors yeah that door Gave the whole building fits Everyone assumed it was locked. Okay couple weeks ago. I my girlfriend caught me

Everyone assumed it was locked, okay. Couple weeks ago, my girlfriend caught me running her Stanley mug under hot water so I could open it easier. Oh no. She was sick in bed and asked me to fill up her water. Try that. Hack. It was so stuck.

And look at my YouTube history, how to open. How to open. I was doing it crooked. You have to go directly above. That sucks. It was horrible. I dislocated my shoulder trying to climb a tree. Dude, it's just, we're not men. We're not even close to men.

We're not built for anything besides public humiliation. That's the thing, just make me do something that requires no sleep and torment. So, how did the story end? So they took everything out and left her with a cot. So she's just got a little bed in there. And then, yeah, she's basically just in a prison. And without a door.

She's still on hunger strike? She decides to end the hunger strike. That's gotta suck. Like, accomplish nothing. And so, losing. But she says that she will only end the hunger strike if she is prescribed food by a physician. So she's dragging her feet on every inch of this. Typical.

And so she calls their doctor and she's like, hey I need you to tell me to eat and give me a prescription of food to end this hunger strike And he's like I'm in the middle of fucking surgery Leave me alone like are you serious anyway? So they have to wait like three hours for this guy to show up this is the prescribe her food I get I mean it's nice. This is great. This guy dodged a bullet for real and surgeons back then like that There was no anesthetics. I know so you just said like you just had to deal with a human screaming in your face And then you get a call from a That the whole while you're trying to do a whole surgery you can't nick anything and then you get a call from a chick She's like, I'm hungry. Yeah

All right. Well, what do you want? I don't know tell me pick. Yeah There's that guy screaming yeah, they were like yeah doctors then were like, you didn't ask how my day was. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, they would use hammers on people. They would. They were just, yeah. Anyway, so then he gets down there and he prescribes her like orange juice, milk, butternut,

squash. I don't know. Butters like all these things that like, I don't even know what they are, with like extracted fat, like this like, graham crackers, and then ordinary soda crackers, like all this shit I don't get. And then she's like, okay, I'll go get it.

And they were nice enough to leave a detective with her, because she's like, I don't want to be alone. So this guy is just standing there with her, and she's like, can you go get this stuff? So he goes and gets it, gets the milk, gets the orange juice, gets all that shit, brings it back and she's like, oh, I only drink the milk where they have the metal tops. Oh, she's being petty.

She's being petty. Yeah, she's being petty. I don't like her. Poor fucker has to be like, oh, my bad. Yeah. How dare I, I'm so sorry. sorry he then leaves goes all the way downtown to get the metal capped She had have been so rich Well, we're hot the car I don't know what you look like but the cause of the divorce was that she was asking for money from her husband or a

Trust to be put in her name And the he decided a divorce that she became so money obsessed and he said no and then the judge later that she caused extreme stress To the husband because she would then go out in social events and be like my husband's not giving me money Oh standing there. Yeah, just just just so stressed dude imagine if she I was her husband She saw me struggling with the Stanley. I'd be fucked. Oh What was the ultimate ending? So during this time also she's writing notes on his silk shirts and throwing them out the window. Silk shirts.

And she's saying like he's using barbaric tactics against me, all this stuff. And he wants to kick me out and take me out the back door so I have no witnesses, which is like kind of true. Anyway, so she's throwing them out and then a huge crowd gathers just waiting for her notes and she's in the window like waving and shit. She, so she's throwing them out, and then a huge crowd gathers just waiting for her notes, and she's in the window like waving and shit. She became like a little celeb. Exactly. That's cool.

So the article doesn't really say like how they got her out. There's just no ending. But then there's another article two years later that I found where they finally finalized the divorce. She represented herself. Oh. Lost in a landslide. Yeah. Husband gets the kids, the whole kit and caboodle. And then during the trial, she gets a $2 parking ticket.

And then- That's prob- what's that today? Like $400? $300, $300, some shit. Anyway, so then she goes to traffic court and represents herself there, oh for two. And she loses the divorce and there wasn't really much after that.

Dude, all chicks are the same? That's what I realized is that also the fucking they're always represent themselves in court. I also so typical Men Women, you know, how's she doing? I'll hunger strike been there brother, but I forgot to mention this the one the doctor got there understrikes been there brother, but I forgot to mention this the one the doctor got there He started like saying like you don't really look like even fasting was she faking it and she's like well I did have brandy the other night So she was sipping a little bit and then when he left he said he noticed a box of caramels god damn it Caramel that's not fasting at all. No that'll break a fast quick. What's a treat?

I mean No, that'll break a fast quick. What's a treat? They meant to think delicacy they may just made the basketball shot I was about a hundred years off on anesthetics being invented. Oh really the guy wasn't screaming 1840s So the anesthetics back then were like yeah, we're like heroin with a hammer. Yeah. Yeah, but it had to have been yeah Yeah Anyways, but yeah There's a lot of the language of them is super weird to like reading that paper like it was I mean granted reading isn't exactly my strong suit, but like it was just fucking hard to read. Yeah, they spoke. It's interesting, dude I'm reading right now this book called bad blood, which is the whole tale of Theranos

I didn't know shit about Theranos do you? The company? Yeah found by Elizabeth Holmes Yeah, she started when she was like 18. She reinvented the way to draw blood. Yeah, she is, I don't know how, everybody knows about this besides me. This is all branded in every page I'm reading. She was obsessed with Steve Jobs. She like named her products after the iPhone. And it essentially was, it was a blood testing

with the prick of a finger. She saying it could do like 200 different tests, you would get it back in 30 minutes. All of it was a lie, everything was fucking fake. Nothing worked. I'm sure it started off with good intentions. But like her herself, she did this Ted talk when she was like, she was on the cover of Forbes,

this, that, she made her voice very, very, very deep for no reason. She was like the craziest chick. She would talk like this. Oh yeah. Yeah, very strict. I'm obsessed with it though. She did a black turtleneck too.

Yeah, like Steve Jobs. Yeah, but she was insane. She had like an older Pakistani, like, live-in boyfriend that would be like her hit man firing people. They would fire like 10 people from the company a day it's one of the more interesting reads I recommend it I remember I read the Wikipedia about it I was blown away by the fact that she raised like a so much money she was her net worth was four

point five billion dollars no point anyone was like see this mm-hmm like no one was like she sold it to like Safeway and Walgreens to have like the units in the store It was it's one of the more interesting things ever she got locked up, right? Yeah Yeah, she's still she's like I think she's out now But yeah people does she is she have like supporters still no Okay, because like I think what, they were testing for cancers on people with stuff that didn't work. They were testing for aids of people that-

She's doing heinous things. Yeah, bad lady, bad, bad lady, but like, if you have to read the book, cause you'll hate her. That's sort of my favorite, like, type of media to consume is things that make me hate people. But I can't do, I can't do Love is Blind, dude. No, and you shouldn't. Okay.

You shouldn't. That's all I needed, thanks man. People, I mean dates weren't meant to be filmed. No. They're inherently hard to listen to. I've blacked out every one I've been on, not alcohol-wise, but like out of my brain. And I'm not saying that these people

are horrible at talking, but it's so painful to watch. Yeah Yeah, and it's are they like Are they all attractive people or no? No, love is blind is not. No, they're not ugly by any means There's some there's some hot people. It's not like a lot of island. No, do you think the producers of these programs are evil? Like they are definitely pushing for that what they're doing they want yeah They want the worst-case scenario of a somebody not being attracted. They want the person to not be attracted. That's their end That's that happy yeah, but that's the end goal. Yeah, and I think that's very fucked up for sure Yeah, but oh yeah every producers of all those things are very fucked up people I think mm-hmm

Yeah My favorite thing about love is blind is like the progression from episode 1 to 2 where they all inevitably somehow end up sitting on The floor when they're really developing They all sit on the floor get comfortable. Yeah the past seasons they were accused of like Malnourishment, but not feeding them enough so this season they just overdid the snacks in the room So they always just motion. Take like two minutes to show them eating a pop tart or beef jerky, and when they reveal, it's the worst.

I could never make it to the end, that shit is too long. They put them on this backless bench where they have to sit and everyone's just like, oh my God, and they just make out because that's less awkward. They've been wanting to do it and they just like make out because that's like Wanting to do it for us because I was less awkward and talking to your new fiance who you're not attracted to It's easier to make out they just make out oh my god um Anything else going on Mookie of shows yeah, I'm in uh Boston weekend, Atlanta the next weekend.

Watch Moot Can't Sleep, it's been a blast. Shout out to Tate and Dana. And thank you for the love on the Man of the Street stuff. Yeah, it was fantastic stuff. Watch that again, re-watch it. It's evergreen. I want to get on the road and do videos with you guys. KB texted me. Maybe not made on the street, but videos.

Travel. Well, I wanted to chili chilies. I still want to do that. Okay. Also, shout out to you, Monkey Boy was unreal. Oh, thank you, man. You guys crushed that shit. Nick did, yeah. No, I didn't.

You both did. I like that I'm very happy with how it turned out. Yeah. What people thought, because I had no idea. Yeah. We can make short form Monkey Boys. Yeah, let's do short form monkey boys. Yeah like 20 minute 20 minute road. Yeah watch much the man on the street watch monkey boy I searched monkey boy to see if people on Twitter were talking about it people on Twitter are very racist

Drats I mean he chose the name not us. Yeah, yeah, um oh also I Got the Salt Lake boys pissed when I said that their grid saw oh yeah They love their grid and I will I was all they got I was searching walk it back searching Searching for a shred of evidence to get back at them though. They do have a good grid They do have a good oh shit you t have a good grid. Oh, shit. You tarnished their grid. Well, here's what happened. So I was there for the US regional camp for hockey, okay?

Kind of a flex. Anyways, I'm there with my mom. My mom is directionally impaired. She has no clue of her surroundings whatsoever. Terrible sense of direction, lovely woman though. And this is in the early days of GPS. Yeah. And it just couldn't fathom that grid so as a young child I was like oh this place confused like I don't know where to go this grid sucks And I was trying my hardest to find a shred of evidence. I was really looking why the

Salt Lake City grid system sucks, and there wasn't a single there was only praise probably dude Have you ever driven in Pittsburgh? Yes, everything's a one-way the wrong direction Like a 45 degree incline. Yeah, and then there's one that like some of the roads are under the river line So some of them you just have to go aquatic. Yeah, it's it's tough. So I'm willing to say I looked into it I was on Google Maps for hours I was taking screenshots of shit that looks stupid and I realized I was like, you know, I'm in this thing makes sense It's just it's south East, West, so. Kyle and I are really lucky.

We're from, the place we shit on the most is our hometown, our area. And there's no backlash because they agree. Everyone just, they can't, they can't deny it. They can't fight back, they can't fight back, man. Yeah, there are two moC voodoo dolls left. I have not decided who to give them to. So one is going, I chose it random, completely random from Twitter.

So one is going to, I chose a guy, Cliff, who's in the Chicago area. Oh, it's a random pool. Yeah, random draw. A shot to Cliff from Chicago. So he's getting one. He said he's just going to lick the ass of it a little bit. And then if you can, I will send one. MOOC's hair just gonna lick the ass of it a little bit. And then if you can, I will send one, Mook's hair is in the satchel. Mook shows this weekend, if you can

pluck one of his leg hairs, I will send this to you. Send this to you, yes. That's a good challenge. Without him noticing. Yeah. He's probably gonna be wearing pants. You got to be discreet. Or you could try to go through the pants. That's a good challenge. Yeah.

And just prove it to me. If I get pantsed on stage, I'll fucking kill you. Wear a condom. Yeah. If I get pantsed, that's kind of legendary. Pancing wearing a condom is my favorite thing in the world. I did notice the voodoo dolls before I left on Thursday where the pins were in like the normal spot. I came back to the pins were in the shoulders. Really? Where you dislocated? And I dislocated. So I mean it works. So the white pin I think is for pleasure, the black pin is for pain. Yes and the black pin is in the shoulder that I dislocated. That's no good, no good. So it's a real thing. Yeah, alright. God bless everybody.