A New Untold Story - Fat Dead Grandma - A New Untold Story: Ep. 518

Episode Date: September 24, 2026

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It's the area code of Albany, New York, along with Schenectady, Troy. in Saratoga Springs. Jerry, I know you are fond of that place. Nice place. You're a horse guy. Yeah. Who got you into horses? Grandfather, Joe Tears.

Your grandfather's name's Joe Tears? Well, he's got the nickname Joe Tears because he would go to the track, lose everything, and cry. He just paul his eyes out? He was just a cry, baby? Yeah, he was a degenerate. But, yeah, he would go to the track. He'd probably, I don't know, back then,

probably bent in like what, like five bucks a race or something like that's a lot. Yeah. That's rent. Yeah. And then just cry after the... So he got the nickname Joe Tears because he was always crying. And he couldn't pick a winner to save his life. No, no.

Bad guy. Bad gambler. Was he a good guy? No. No, actually, no. He cheated on my mom's mom. Your grandma. Yeah.

Now is that... My nanny. I call her my nanny. Your nanny. Your sweet nanny got cheated on by Joe Tiers? Cheated on by Joe Tears. Yeah, but then my nanny cheated on. back with

Tom he was kind of famous this guy's name I don't know nothing about him Tom Jones Oh my God the singer Yes He's very famous

Eddie just went to go see him live Really? Eddie and his brought his grandma To see Tom Jones Two days ago How old is this guy Ancient now?

Okay yeah So yeah she cheated back What's a big Tom Jones song Wait Eddie brought his grandma Yeah This guy's got grandma's on lock Tom Jones counterattack Was his mistress

Like comparable to No, no, his mistress is dead. Tom Jones. Yes, that's the guy. Oh, my God, his number one song is called Sex Bomb? He was fucking your grandma hard. The guy who made Sex Bomb. Fucked your grandma.

I guess, yeah. And did your grandpa cry when he found out? I don't know. They just separated. They just separated after. And then he remarried. But then my nanny never remarried. Was this before you were born?

I think this was just like a one-time fuck, though. I don't think this was like a relationship. Was this before you were born or no? Yeah, it had to be before I was born. Is there a chance you're the spawn of Tom, Jones? Because he's about to die and he's got a huge estate, Jerry. I mean, probably.

Jerry Jones? It could be massive for me. This could be very big. You're Jerry Jones. Yeah, that's the way I was looking for, the way out. Oh, my God. Yeah. Look up his net worth.

Damn. You might have to do some, because you, there's a chance. There's a chance. You never know. Oh, man. 300 million dollars. I need at least a mill or two from that. That's way more than I. I thought.

Damn. So he was like a famous singer. Very famous. Wow. 300, me. You're a nan. What was what nanny? Nanny, yeah.

She was probably doing some crazy shit to him, too, because he was famous as fuck. Probably. She was doing anything he wanted. I mean, she was hot when she was younger. Grandma? Yeah, Nanny, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, my both my grandma and my nanny are both dead.

My dad's mom, I call grandma. My mom's mom called Nanny. And you both attractive? No. No, no. Towards the end, my, they were both not attractive. Ugly. Well, Jerry, I have a question.

Die fat. Jerry, did you, did you, um, did you, did you kill your grandma? That's what my mom says. That's what my mom says. Well, I would take her word for it. How? Was she diabetic and you gave her a Sunday the night she died? So not only this.

She was 89. She basically put a gun on her mouth. She died on, she was born June 1st, 1929. She died on June 1st. she was 89 years old so pretty much how it went like this she lived with us in Belleville New Jersey

my mom me my sister we all live together in the same house then like she was getting older but I was still I was fucked up on drugs but I always made sure to like I would do her insulin shot I would do the drops in her eyes

I'd give her a shower all that you give her drugs yeah pretty much but but I was fucked up at the time, but I always, like, took care of her, you know what I mean? Did she ever sniff out that you were on crack? Oh, no, yeah. Like, she knew because, like, I would, like, she'd, like, go to the, like, it was called Pathmark, the store at the time.

Go to the pathmark, get me something that I would bring back no change. We were the change. Price went up. That's just what it was. Okay. But price didn't go up. I'm just using the money for drugs. But were you on crack and sponging her in the shower?

Yeah. I don't know about, like, high, but I was on drugs at the time. Yeah. But, like, probably, like, Perkinson. I actually, you're probably, cleaning the shit out of me.

Yeah, 100% that's a kid. Man, you're squeaky cleaning, dude. Dude, on uppers cleaning grandma,

there isn't a square inch left unscrued. And she was fat, so, like, she had a lot of surface area. She had a lot to clean, a lot to clean.

Yeah. Being on Perkisette, just washing your big grandma, has to, I mean, I'm probably nodding out. To be honest. She was all pruned.

Yeah, but I would trust a crackhead to administer drugs and clean me more than most people. Oh, Yeah, they say like the hard uppers like make you just want to clean and do. Yeah, but I was the opposite though.

We'll get to that. But listen, I fucking, I go, I go whatever and I'm, I help clean her and all that stuff. But then I got to a point where like it was bad. So I had to go away. I went away and then she went to a nursing home because my mom worked. So there was nobody to like, you know, take care. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean?

So she goes to a nursing home. I go to Arizona. I get sober. I stay there a couple years, come back home. and then I would go when I'm back home to go visit her like every Friday or whatever Saturday and then it was her birthday she was like you know Gerard I want you to come

obviously sing happy birthday bring me a shrimp tackle box from Popeye so I said no problem so then we bring this from Popeye not Popeyes from the sailor straight from the source straight from them so me and my sister go on June 1st we go and bring her the Popeyes

and then she's like, you know, Gerard, I'm really, really craving a Sunday. So I said, okay, no problem. Let's go get it Sunday. We'll sing happy birthday. We go get her to Sunday. Happy birthday in the nursing home. Was it a loaded Sunday?

What was on? It was a lot of fun. Yeah, a lot of fudge. It's a lot of fudge, Jerry. It's a birthday Sunday. Yeah, the birthday Sunday, you know, celebration. The works.

And then, dude, we, Sunday, happy birthday. I go my way back home with my sister. And then we get a call at, like, 2 a.m. She's gone. She's heart attack and asleep. But I will say she's been begging, she was begging to die for years. Okay. She was like one of those old people that were like,

I can't wait to die. I want to die. And this was your mom's mom. My mom's mom. And your mom, how soon did she blame you? Probably, I would say like, because that's got to be pretty heavy. Not, not too far, but probably like a month or two when they started to put like the pieces together. Okay.

Yeah, the autopsy, fudge. Yeah. They started piecing together. She's filmed She's filled to the brim with fudge Piecing together me and they reattach your body From the explosion of sugar Yeah

It was like alien versus predator It's just Popeye's and fudge Well I will say she was a diabetic For like 40 something years Long time to be diabetic Long time yeah so she like She lived a great life So this this Sunday one shot her

Well yeah one shot done Kill shot Kill's a kill shot Oh yeah And is this the same woman Whose ashes you spilled Yeah same woman So that's nanny

Okay That's nanny And she's still alive? She's dead. I killed her. Oh, she's dead. Nanny. Nanny is dead.

Danny's dead. Both are dead. Both are dead. Yeah, both are dead. Both are dead. Did you have a lot of, were you close with your extended family? Like, what is extended family? Like, aunts, uncles, cousins.

Uh, my mom's sister and her kids, yes. But not other side really that much. Okay. Yeah. I mean, a little bit here and there. Got it. Yeah. It was, I mean, I kind of looked like the, is this like a setup?

I don't know. Okay, gotcha. I look identical to the other cousin, that's why. Is that the gay DJ? No, that's DJ Ralph. You have a gay DJ cousin? My mom's cousin, DJ Ralph. He's gay.

Okay. But he's like, he's a, he's not a flamboyant gay. Oh, okay. Yeah, he's like a regular gay. Okay, yeah, you wouldn't know. Blinking you miss it? Blinking you miss it. He dates a firefighter.

Oh, no kidding. That's got to be the dream. Yeah, yeah, he dates a firefighter, which is great. They're both great guys. Did numbers introduce him? Did numbers hook it up? No, no, they didn't, but they work separate cities, but they're close together, like one city apart. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so. Yeah, he's, he's a full-time DJ? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, he does, like, weddings, birthday parties and shit. Yeah, he's a nice dude. Is he going to do your wedding? I don't think we're going to do, like a party. Yeah.

I don't think so. I don't know. I don't know what we're going to do. Maybe like, I like to just go to, like, Columbia with, like, you know, her immediate, my immediate, and then just that's it. Yeah. You know, do something like that. It's expensive, bro. Unbelievable.

Yeah, bro. Unbelievably. I mean, we're all getting married soon, but you are, you have kids already. Two. Yeah. You done it, too? Uh, yeah. I mean, personally, I want to.

Yeah. I don't think she's. But Colombians, they want 12 children now. She don't get it yet. She's like, you know. Yeah, but you love cream pie. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I don't know. I don't pull out. That's the thing. Yeah. I don't know.

Is that, is it just because you get lost in what's going on or you just, you just don't, never have? I mean, I struggle. I struggle with the, at times, like, I don't know how you guys feel about it, but like, I definitely struggle. Like, if I don't, if I don't have sex for like a week, I'm done. Like, it's over. What do you mean? What do you mean? She's going to get pregnant? No, no, like, I'll come in your next one. Yeah, I'll come and like, you know, like whatever, like two minutes. Yeah.

You know, it's all. Yeah. No, if I'm in that position and I'll force a cramp. Oh, okay. That buys you like 20 seconds. Got it. I never use that. I never use that. You curl the toes, get those to lock up.

Brain goes there. It's like a quick 20. It is mental, right? Isn't it like really mental? I don't know. Oh, mine's physical. Really? Yeah, but it feels so good.

Sexual. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But are you on testosterone? Because I've heard that makes you just real horny. Yeah, no, I'm not on test. But I do, I don't know what I'm going to be on.

Something? Something, yeah. So numbers is like, let's get you right. Let's get you drop down like 20. He's like, you got to use the sonny. You got to use the gym in the house. I'm like, yeah, you're right. He's like, how about this?

Send me a Zelle for 750. And then I'll get you right. I'll send you some supplies in the mail. Do you think it was about exactly $750 or how much you think these supplies cost? I mean, MOOC probably right. Probably like $300. You could sniff out a scam. Yeah, I mean, but like him, I don't even, like I don't even consider it a scam with him anymore.

You know what I mean? But, yeah, so he's going to send something. Is he going to send it in like a refrigerated box or something? We did say some of the stuff had to be refriced, after it gets mixed, has to be refrigerated. Mixed? You're going to have to be, like, combining chemicals? Well, he said through FaceTime. He went FaceTime him and he's going to.

And then you're going to inject it into your stomach. That's what he said. I don't know. You trust him? Him, yeah. I trust him. He's jacked. He's tired.

He looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Yeah, he's, oh, yeah. But he's been all these, all these type of vitamins and supplements from like when we were like 17, 18. Yeah, he's been on it for like a long, long time. I'm surprised he has like all of his hair and chits though. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't like fuck up your hair.

It depends on what you're doing. There's also pills for that. If you're taking test, you go bald, right? Yeah. I think so. Like bad acne too. He never really has acne to me. Yeah, but there's stuff for that. You just keep adding.

Just keep adding shit. I know he uses. You can't breathe through your mouth and die. He does use this thing, he said, but he said, I'm not going to use it because I'm not going to be on actual steroids. But he said he uses this thing, an estrogen blocker. Oh, okay. He uses something like that. So maybe that helps out.

We'll see. I don't fucking know. Okay. I don't know. I'm afraid with experimenting, man. I'll never inject. scares me. Yeah, it definitely scares me too.

I don't know. But so many people are doing it. Yeah, everybody's doing it. Are they doing? Young people. Young. Old people. Everyone's doing it.

Yeah. And then some people aren't telling you. Yeah, I just told him one thing, one stipulation, no, no, no, like the GLP stuff. I don't want to. No? No, I'm scared. Sounds like that's what he's giving you. Yeah, that does.

If you want to drop 20 and you're injecting, then what else would it be? He said they were peptides, though. That's GLP 1. Oh, is it? Oh, okay. Then, man, I might have to get my money back. You'd think so? Yeah.

I'm scared to take that stuff. Well, why? Why that? What if you got real skinny? You didn't even know what he was injecting you with? No. And you're scared of that? I don't know what it was.

I thought it was like, I don't know, stuff to give you energy or something. Does your fiancee want you jacked? She don't carry either way. Yeah. Yeah, she's good. She's set. She doesn't carry either way. Perfect.

You know, so I'm cool there. Like, I ain't trying to impress nobody or nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? She didn't try to just test her limits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See how big you can get. Looking like your grandma.

You'd be it. be a good big guy. I wanted to do the bald look, but she didn't allow me to. I really would like to, I just want to try it out just to see. Just ball ball ball on here. Dude, you'd look tough. You'd look sick with it. Just shave in a cul-vassack. Like George Costanza. Oh, yeah.

You would rocked up. That would look good on you. You have the perfect build for a henchman. Yeah, yeah, I do. And your hair regenerates it like Wolverine. Does. Do you shave daily? No. So pretty much, schedule is pretty much, haircut once a week. Then, at some point in

the week, I'll just do it myself. Yeah, yeah. Like, after like three days, I'll just do it myself and then haircuts coming up in a couple days. When you first started at Barstool, I swear in my life, you had a buzz cut, and by the end of the week, you had a mullet. Oh, yeah, dude, yeah, it happens quick. My hair grows fast. I don't know how, but... It's shocking. I guess, but... Oh, real quick to go back, circle back to Nanny. Yeah. She died with every tooth, and she had a full set of hair. No, okay. Yes. Never lost a hair. Never lost a hair. No. So I got good genetics. Not one straight. Not one straight.

single strand, dude. That is good genetics. What was her, like, heritage? What was her... Italian. Okay. Yeah, she was Italian. Every tooth.

I don't know from where. Good teeth? Every tooth. Yeah, honestly, pretty good teeth. And how did this one go? No, same nanny. That's when you killed. Yeah.

How the other one go? How did she go? Heart attack, probably. Okay. Yeah, she had a heart attack. Was it the stress you put her under? No, no. We were too close.

We were too close. We were close, but not too close. a funny story about her she died and then she came back for like a couple months and then she died again wait a couple months

she crossed over I was thinking seconds no she came back for months she had she had did you weep for her like the first time she died were you upset well yeah we all went to the hospital

yeah but then she came back so pretty much Jared what do you mean she came back so listen you gotta listen to this story I know I'm sorry I'm sorry this is this how it happened she she had a heart attack and then

they bought her back from the heart attack. Bought her back? Yeah, like, like, they purchased her from the devil. Like call of duty, like a buyback station?

Yeah, like, the electric shit to get, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Clear. Okay, boom, so they bought her back. She was dead. And then when she came to, she said she was in heaven.

Oh, nice. Streets of gold, she said. There was gold everywhere. She was walking barefoot on streets of gold, streets of gold. Street's, everything was in gold, and she saw Jesus, she said.

And so that was kind of crazy. Was he white? I didn't ask her if he was black or white. I didn't ask. I don't know. From the pictures, I guess. Maybe white. I don't know.

But he was black. Don't go. Grandma, that was in heaven. That's why she came back. Everything was perfect, but there was one. Something shocked, me. Tiny little issue. Dude, yeah.

That's what brought her about. All the gold. She saw ASAP yams. Aesap yams. That's really funny. But then she died. She had another heart attack a couple months down the road. That's why I say she was all.

She bought back for a couple months. I didn't know that was like a real thing. I didn't know that ever worked. Jumper cable, just electric started to be charged. That seems unnatural. Did her personality change in those couple months? Did she like want to go back to heaven? She was really lazy.

She was like, she didn't like. She didn't like, I don't know, she was always like really lazy, didn't like to move much, just stood in the kitchen, went from the kitchen to like the couch and just watched a deal or no deal shit like that. Okay. Yeah. She was very, you know, easy going. And, no, she was great, though. She was nice. Yeah, she would babysit us when we needed babysitting and stuff like that.

But I was closer to nanny than I was grandma. And nanny's in heaven as well, even though the cheating. I don't know, man. Nanny was, nanny was mean. She was mean. She used to hit us. Really? Yeah.

In the face? She was physical, yeah. I mean, Italian Jersey grandmas. Yeah, they were physical. They would wall up the boys. Yeah, she was really physical. For, like, misbehaving or what? Just like, yeah, giving mom a hard time.

If we gave mama a hard time, if we didn't want to eat our dinner, then, like, you know, cheese grater would come out. What was you doing the cheese grater? Oh, slap you would have cheese. Tell me when. Yeah, Jerry was over the table. Over his cacaoi pepe. Yeah, cheese grater, wooden spoon, anything, anything went.

Did you go to a Catholic school growing up? No Okay How were you as a student? Good student actually Yeah yeah pretty good I've heard this Yeah pretty good student

I got really good grades Up until like when I first went to College But I've only I was in college I don't even count it I don't even consider What college was it? Caldwell University

Okay Yeah in North Jersey What was your major? Psychology No kidding Yeah yeah well I was only there for like a semester or two But just as soon as you got that freedom you go wild or something.

Did your peers see you as like the funny class clown? Yeah, they did. They did. In like high school, you mean? High school, college. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, definitely. Me and Nikki, for sure.

We were always like, yeah, we were always together. So they all always considered us like the funny guys. Were you like a popular guy? Were you like a homecoming court? I mean, I was a good athlete. I was good athlete. Baseball star. Yeah.

Baseball was fun. I enjoyed baseball. I liked football. So me and Nikki played both of those. Nicky wasn't, I was always definitely the better athlete than Nicky for sure. But, yeah, I would consider us, like, we were good kids up until we weren't. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Like, we were good up until, like, the drugs. And then we started getting bad, you know. He was partaking in that with you? So, yeah, but, like, I kind of like, you know, got it. Not, not, not, not, like, I'll hear, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't like that, no. But, like, you know, we were together 24-7.

So, like, eventually, you know, but like he got it quick. You know, JJ didn't get it quit. That was the problem. Okay, okay. Nikki was more of like a casual guy. Okay, okay. You know what I mean? And you just, as soon, you were just in as you.

Balls to the wall. I'm sure you're tired of talking about this by now. I don't, I don't mind. Did you ever play baseball high? Off of, never on crack. Okay. But always, not always, but junior year, I was, I was really good. Yeah.

But I was just like starting to experiment. You know what I mean? But then senior year, I fell off, like, cliff because then I was like hardcore into the drugs. Okay. Yeah. A senior year in high school? High school, yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was there ever a period that was like

this is fun and not too intense and I don't really, I'm not really worried. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, in the beginning. Like a honeymoon phase. Yeah, it was the best. You know, me, and Nikki just going out on like a Saturday and, you know, smoke weed and then, you know, fucking, he was he was always a drinker. Yeah. I never, I was never a drinker. But like Then we would like, you know, take a little bit of a downer or something like that. And then we just have a blast.

Yeah. And then those are fun. We did that for like a year. Were you always as big of a ladies man as the numbers was? No. No, no, no, no, no. Definitely not. No.

Okay. We went to school together. Okay. And then we rekindled after, like, years later. Okay. Yeah, like I was already back from Arizona, sober. And then we met again because I was like, Oh, like, I'd seen her on, it was like Facebook, maybe, or Instagram.

I was like, oh, damn, like, she's pretty, she's pretty, she's pretty, she was really nice looking, you know what I mean? Then I asked her if she wanted to go to the mall, and then we went to the mall, and then we went to, uh... Is that a typical Jersey date going to the mall? Yeah, yeah, but I was like, uh, I was like, oh, I got to return something from the mall. Do you want to come with me? So, yeah, like, sure, I'll come, you know. And then we went, but I don't know if that's a typical date, but then eventually, I think our first date, we went to, uh, shout out, uh, great burger, Custins. We're Bisgo.

Oh, oh yeah, every time he's there There's one in Denver, it's a good spot Yeah, it's a good spot So we went to Houston's, we had a dinner And then we were together since Wow, that's beautiful What were you returning? I wasn't

You were lying? I was lying. Yeah So did you have a bag with you? No, no, I just was like, I just wanted to see you Oh, that's actually beautiful Yeah, yeah, so I don't think she was like

Amped to go return something? No, definitely not. I don't even know if I bought her anything, I don't think so Maybe I did, I don't remember It's been a couple years now You are a good gift giver I like giving gifts That's how I show my

She's like You know Like how do I explain that I'm not like an emotional guy Like but I like to show my appreciation Through like gifts Or monetary stuff You know what I mean

Well yeah You know like most girls They want like more affection You know what I mean I'm not the biggest affection Like you know I have my moments Yeah try you know what I mean But I'm just

Not really like that You know It's tough It's tough to navigate sometimes But you know You gotta keep them happy right Yeah So you got to do those things.

What are the biggest harmless intercultural differences that give you fits? Do you like the Latin? Break that down for me. You guys are so much more advanced than me. You're dating a Colombian woman. Is there any cultural differences that you're just not about? Maybe it's the Latin music. Music, music.

Yeah, I'm not really that. fond of it that much, I'd say. I do, she put me on to this guy, which I do like, by the way. His name is Nikki Jam. And he's a Colombian rapper. And he's the only one I'll really listen to. He struggled with drugs and stuff like that, too.

He's sober now. They have a great documentary on Netflix about him or something like that that I watch. That's the only music I'll, like, listen to. But like, yeah, the music is not, is not, I'm not a big fan of. There's one, one dish that I think she got a little mad out this week. Her parents are in town. Then her dad, I've had it in Columbia, where her parents is made. I guess you call it a maid.

In Columbia, made the dish in Columbia. And it was okay, but, like, I wasn't, I wasn't trying to eat it more. It was called cow tongue. Okay. And is that self? Yeah. So then. What was that?

Is it just straight up a big cow's tongue? Yeah, pretty much. But then her dad was here. And, like, I think she got mad because I was at work. I think it was streaming a couple, like, last week or two weeks ago, and then she's got, oh, your dinner's in the fridge. I was like, oh, I ate. And she's like, well, my dad made cow tongue.

And I was like, all right, I'm good. And then she's like, all right, whatever then. Oh, okay. You know. You're the, all right, whatever then. Yeah, so, like, I'm not a big fan of that dish. Is it the texture or is it the idea that it's a cow's tongue that bothers you? Probably a little bit of both.

Like, coming home after a long day of watching the Steelers get butt fucked. And then just go open up the fridge and there's just a tongue. Yeah. That's got to be the last thing. Leftover tongue. Cold tongue? Did you microwave the tongue? I got a microwave the tongue.

I didn't eat it. Tung's in the freezer. The freezer burnt tongue. Her dad is a good cook, though. There's some dishes. You cannot complain about the food as a whole. No, not as a whole, just at one dish. No, her dad's a really, really, really good cook.

So it's kind of cool having them here at the house. They've been here for a couple weeks. Does she come from a big family? Yeah, dude, that's the thing. Can I say something? Yeah. Yeah, that's a bit much. It's always a cousin visiting.

So, like, Dave gave him. me shit years ago for my son's birthday party, that was 8K. And he was like, what are you doing? 8,000 on the first birthday party. It was his first birthday party. My daughter's ass mook was like 20. 20,000. It was almost $20,000.

What age was she turning? And that's just a customer. The family got bigger somehow. More people came? Somehow. Like my sons was like, I don't know, like probably like 70 something people, 75. And this one was like over 100. it's a wedding yeah yeah i know she's not even gonna remember it i know what went into the

twenty thousand dollar party uh about a hundred a plate pretty much decoration you know they they charge you for decorations yeah yeah that's like 5k wait did you go to like an event hall or was it your back yore no so it was it was an event place okay not not a place it was it was a restaurant okay that kind of had two big rooms that they kind of uh you know just like cleared out for us and then you know they decorated it and whatnot it was beautiful don't get me wrong. It was great. He had a great time. Your daughter appreciative? She don't know. She won.

Right. Right. And what was the cuisine served for this one year old? Italian. Yeah. Yeah. Stromboli, lasagna. She didn't really have some fucking lasagna. There's lasagna for the baby. She didn't really like the rigatoni.

I was in the car with Jerry leading up to the parties on Friday. I think it was like Tuesday. He was on the phone for five minutes with his girlfriend. Fiance, Mouk. Fiance. Sorry, Fianza. She'll get mad at Mook. Fianza. She doesn't like Mook.

No. J.J. J.J. don't like Mood. Your son doesn't like Mood. Mood gave him chocolate milk. No, I think your son just thinks he's a failure, right? Yeah. He thinks I'm homeless. Wait, your son thinks Mook is a failure? You're how old son? He's five now. Who thinks you're homeless?

His qualm with Mook is that he's a failure? I just don't like you hanging around him. It's just, yeah. There's a bad crowd. There's a story behind that, though. But, Mook, finish, finish, you finish. You were on a five-minute call with your fiancé. At the end of it, you were down 5K.

It was 1,000 a minute. Yeah, it was 1,000. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. But the reason, little JJ, he likes Mook. But the reason he asked Mook that question, he asked Moog, he's like, just when Mook came to the house, he was like, uh, Mook. And Mook's like, hey, what's up, Lo, J-G?

He's like, just so you know, we care about you here. That's so much worse. So he's delicate. He's like genuinely concerned. So the reason for that is... Can you sit down, move? Sit down on the floor with me. Chris Cross Applesauce.

He wants to stack these blocks with me while I talk to him. He asked me, he said, Daddy, he's like... Because I was saying, hey, Mook's coming by the house today. He's going to help Daddy with the computer so you can have the lights. To see the lights on the computer because he's a big light guy. And he was like, oh, okay, cool.

He's like, Daddy, uh, Mook have a job? I said, yeah, Mook works with me. He's like, oh, cool. He's like, Mook have a car? I said, no, Moog don't have car. No car from Mook. He's like, oh, okay. Mook have a house?

I said, no, no, no, no, daddy. No, no house, apartment. He said, okay, he said, uh, Mook have kids. I said, no, Moog don't have kids. And then next time I went to his house, he was like shoving dunkerooze in my pocket. Yeah, just to take home. What is a smart boy? stands the class divide.

Yes. Well. Yeah. Is JJ a good dude? He's a really, really nice. He's like, listen, he's like, how do I see? He's like, he's like numbers. He's like numbers.

He's a nice kid. But if something don't go his way, it turns south quick. Okay. And like what's something that's not going his way? What he wants for dinner? Okay. Yeah, like, you know. Soccer.

Yeah, soccer. What about soccer? He's just like, you know, he just wants to wrestle. He's just a wrestling kid, you know? Oh. Oh, yeah, no, he's KB. But he's more into WWE or? WWE, college wrestling.

He is, yeah. Yeah, he'll like, so the way I break it down from at nighttime we play, and it's like, I give him the option. You want, you want WWE or you want real wrestling? And then he'll decide, Daddy, real wrestling. Sometimes he'll opt for real wrestling? That's the first person in human history that would do that. Yeah, so no kicks, no elbows, none of that.

stuff, you know what I mean? Does he fight hard? Yeah. Like last night was a problem too. Like he, there's like, there's no off switch with him, which would,

I like that because like obviously in KB and like, gonna be a good wrestler. In wrestling, like, it's go. You go. And you don't, like, you know what I mean?

So you like, I do get surprised because there's times where I'm like, oh dude, like I'm fucking, I'm cooked. You know what I mean? After like 10 minutes of like wrestling on and I'm like, okay, let's take a break.

Let's get a juice box. He's say, no, no, keep going. Let's go. Oh my God. Yeah, so he's cool. Yeah, he's very hyper kid. Not the best like, how do I say, not the best

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That's the goal. That's the goal, man. That's the goal. I reached out a couple people. Obviously, the one guy we talked about, he doesn't live here. I wanted to send him to that guy. But then there was another person, Chris Bono, from Wisconsin. He's connected me with this other guy that's more down here in the Chicago area that, you know, maybe next year we'll get a certain. What age do you start that?

What age did you start? I started at five, but just like, you know, practicing, very light. Yeah. Some kids start at three. Yeah. The West Virginia has a four and under age group. Crazy. Remember, like, the four and under 35 pound brackets were like intense.

That's pretty crazy, bro. Yeah. It would be a terrifying sight to walk into. Yes. Yeah. There's a bunch of tiny humans wrestling like snakes. Yeah. All of them concerned about MOOC.

That's my biggest worry, though. Hey, there's that homeless guy. Aw. You probably just did it based on his close. Moment of silence from Mook. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Well, you're forgetting.

Jerry treats a little JJ like he's a king. Like, he's getting fresh fades every week. He's eating steak. He's demanding steak for dinner. Demand steak, yeah. Steak. And skirt, too. It's got to be skirt steak.

Yeah. Like, if it's like a rib-by-night, he's out. So he sees me, he's like, look at this little surf. Oh, yeah. Look at these fucking gringoes. It is funny how he turns off and on the Spanish. Like when her parents come here, like he'll talk to them in Spanish.

Really? Because her mom doesn't speak any English. Is that tough for you? No, I think it's fine. I don't think it's a big deal. Her dad'll definitely speaks Wade. Her dad speaks English, you know what I mean? Better than her mom.

speaks like not much of all. How's your Spanish? No, not good. I can't even... So you can't talk to your mother-in-law? No. I mean, we, like, she'll like, hi and bye, you know what I mean? Yeah. Lucky man. Oh, my God. It's kind of like a win, right? Yes, too. Yeah. But one thing I will say, I never know, like, like, we'll be in the living room, whatever, watching a show, whatever, and then

they'll be, like, talking in Spanish, and I'm just, like, always like, man, they could be just talking shit about me right now. You just don't know. You need to just learn up, you need to, like, learn, like, offensive things so you can pick up. Exactly. Well, as we get older, I'll start to go through a little JJ. Like, what are they saying? Do they, do they, they're from Columbia?

Do they understand what you do for a living? I don't think, like, I, I kind of think, like, they just think, like, I'm, like, a celebrity, they think. Okay, okay. Yeah, they think, like, I'm probably like an actor. Okay. Or something like that. I'm a show business. Like, oh, he's like, always, like, always.

He's in the movies. He's a movie. He's a movie. He's always on an airplane somewhere. He's on those radio pictures. Yeah, now he's on TV. Oh, he's on the wump now. Oh, they are watching wub, aren't that?

It's big in Columbia. Like, do Colombians just like in Latin Americans? They just watch the news? I feel like they just watch the news. Yes, so they're big like... With like the hottest chick you ever saw. Oh, my God. That is always on our TV.

She's like, naked? Yeah, she's like busting out. You see like where the skin starts to fade to nests. And it's just, she's, oh, it's. And they're doing, like, game show weather. It's unbelievable. Yeah. Every.

Yeah. It's like, that's what it is. What do they watch? Is that just what they watch? Yeah, they watch a lot of, a lot of news. And then they watch, they watch a lot of YouTube videos where they live. Like, they'll just bring up YouTube videos. Like, her dad will just bring up YouTube.

And then they'll just type in, like, Cartagena, Columbia. Just, like, Columbia 4K footage? Yeah, like 4K footage of, like, the new townhouse, townhouses are building. Because they're building and stuff. I do that too. Yeah. Yeah, but not wheeling West Virginia. But if there's the 4K walkthrough, I'm there.

Yeah, yeah, it's pretty... Dude, if there was a drone in Wheeling, they'd take it down with rocks. Yeah, they would throw it down probably like a bushlight camp. It'd be like when they visited uncontacted tribes. Very similar. Very similar. Columbia is gorgeous, though. Oh, man.

It's beautiful. It is. I've been talking about South America all week. Like, it's so... A lot of dudes are dropping everything and going down there with $20,000. Be like, I'm good forever. Oh, yeah, bro. We got new, like, not a fight.

I wouldn't say a fight because it was, it was like got nipped in the butt pretty quick. And, uh, I, yeah, it was my first time going to Columbia and I was like, hey, like, we're going there for like eight, nine days. Like, how much money should I bring? And then she's like, bring, bring like, I don't know, like a thousand bucks, $1,500. I'm like, nah, I was like, what are you talking about? Yeah. She's like, no, you'll, like, you'll probably be fine for that, you know, and the rest just put on your credit card if you need it. I'm like, ah, I said, no, I'm not doing that.

I'll bring more than that. So I bought more. But then we go to dinner. And it was like one of the first nights. We took her whole entire family out to dinner. The bill comes. And it was like, I don't know, like six. It said on the bill, 687,000, whatever.

But it was in like, then I was like, oh, I'm converting it into my head. I'm like, oh, that's probably $687. You know what I mean? So I'm like, we get back to house. I'm like, bro. I was like, one dinner is like 600. What are you talking about? You know what I mean?

She's like, no, it's not. Let me see. I'm like, dude, I'm telling you. She's like, go to your Chase app. Like, go to the app. I'm like, go to the app. It was like $68. So it's a cheap place.

Unbelievable. $68 for a full, like, good dinner. It is, bro. You can walk outside there at a street vendor and get like a full meal for like a $1.50, $2. It's great, dude. And it's a beautiful place too.

The Cartan is the coast. So they got the water. The dollar's a little high right now, I think. is it? So one Colombian peso is 0.000. $1.31

United States dollars. Yeah. So $1.3,000 is 3,000. Yeah. Columbia pesos. Yeah. Damn.

A little different. You could buy a compound. Yeah, you could, I mean, bro, there's mansions there for like 150. Is that the plan? Jerry. I mean,

I would like to get like a vacation, like a vacation spot for sure. Yeah. You know, that'd be cool. And maybe you can like Airbnb and stuff like that. Yeah, that'd be pretty sick. But yeah, dude, it's, it's, it's beautiful.

And it's not as dangerous as like, I guess I don't know, because, like, I'm always around Spanish people when I go there. But, like, I feel like it's not as dangerous as people make it out to be. I think that's more like in like the mountain area. Right. You know what I mean? Yes. More rural places.

Yeah. Did you guys see that commercial if you watch, like, local Chicago? I was watching, uh, I was watching a football game and a local Chicago, like, commercial came up. And I was asking a congressman, you could ask them any questions. was like is Chicago dangerous and the response was like there is a lot more dangerous cities on the planet and he went with planet instead of the United States yeah yeah yeah okay really hedging yeah oh that's good that's reassuring compared to smogadishu yeah in port of prince and yeah you should visit one day I would love to yeah I keep getting these videos of this guy named passport pollies this fat

substantial size guy who gives like hyper specific instructions for dudes on where to go and what what to do to get pussy in South America. Wow. What do you need to do to get pussy in South America? Oh, him? Oh, yeah. He sells a course now. Cherry sent me this guy's ream.

You know this guy? Yeah. You know, Paso? Well, I told Moog's, you know, been on and off in the dating scene for a little while now. And I told him, I was like, brother, how's are you doing this wrong, man? You should just pack up for like a week. Yeah. Go, go to Columbia.

Go somewhere in South America. and then you'll just find someone who will love you the rest of your life. But there's the fear that what? You become a naturalized citizen after three years of marriage. Third anniversary, MOOC wakes up,

excited to give her a Cartier bracelet. She's gone. That is a worry for sure. That is a worry for sure. But hey, he'll be like extremely happy for a couple years. Yeah. And you got three years to build your worth.

Exactly. You know what I mean? What do they call them? Losers back LBHs? Whenever like a fat white American dude comes home. The derogatory term. Yeah, the LBH is losers back home. I think he calls him passport bros. Okay, that's a little bit better. Thailand, the local Thai people call them LBHs.

Slopery slope of some deplorable behavior, but there might be a more ethical way to do this. He's the Chud King Geomax Guru and sushi. Yeah, I'm out. He's good. Well, he's convincing and persuasive. and articul. Does he get girls? Like, will he ever show him? I mean, he talks as if, like, he knows

not just, like, the city in South America, but, like, the neighborhood. Oh, okay. Where to go as a white man. Is he just going at place, like, just prostitution areas? It would have to be. Yeah. I mean, the pinned is, I bet I can help you find your Latino wife in the next six months. Yeah, I think I might send this one to MOOC, I think.

Wait, scroll down. What's the one right below it? Want to find a, Latina like AOC? He's right. This is great. Send that to Zah. Damn. Thank you.

I've never been anywhere else, though. I've never been anywhere else besides, like, out of the country, anywhere other than Columbia. So I haven't really ventured out. Would you go to Europe? What's you, like, what's, is that where we went? England. Oh, oh, yeah, no.

You have been. Oh, you never, never again? I mean, I'm just not a fan. What didn't you like about it? I didn't think they really liked us over there. Like, I feel like the people weren't really nice. Okay. The food was pretty good, I'd say.

Good Indian food. Yeah, I'm not like a big city guy, though. I don't like the city. Like, I'm not at, like London, I didn't like it. You drove in London. Yeah, that was dumb. You know, that was stupid. Never again.

I don't even think we're going to go back this year. But, like, I'm not, I don't know. The Indian meal I had was great, though. It was really good. As far as London goes, it's not exactly the full European experience. What else is there? I mean, like, dude, if you want to Greece. Italy, Greece.

I heard Greece is beautiful. Yeah, go to the homeland, dude. Go to Albania. Is that expensive, though, Greece? Expensive? Ah, yeah. Is it expensive now? Portugal, if you want to get a good experience and get and save some money,

is Portugal is where it's at. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, I always get worried because, like, I'm comfortable in Colombia because, like, she's from there, her family's from there. They know everybody's there. You know. They go down the grocery store

They know the people work in there Like I go to these places I'm like I don't know I don't know get worried Yeah I feel you Get robbed I do it would be a good video If you take MOOC down there

Dude I've told him He should go bro He'll love it there Are you concerned about MOOC At times At times You just upgraded his apartment No I think it was downgrade

No it was an upgrade I think it was a downgrade We've heard Yeah no I thought it was enough Size and quality And location You think it's a downgrade Well I don't know

Because the podcast we recorded yesterday was terrible it was about 10 minutes of MOOC's mic not working and then there was something in the background but not only that I thought he upgraded to a one bedroom

is it not just a bigger studio it's a bigger studio so the bedroom is still in the kitchen? No pretty much no yes no it's not in the kitchen how far can you touch a countertop from your bed no

Good. That's good. Okay, that's good. It's like a five-yard run. A scream path. Yeah. Exactly. The speed of which getting the thing. How do the studios work, though?

Like, so when you have a studio, your bedroom is, it's just a bedroom? It's all in one room. It's one thing. But where's the bathroom then? I have a separate room for a bathroom and closet. I have a way bigger closet, way bigger bathroom. Well, no, you don't because you have the TV in the closet now. You have the TV in the closet?

That's a good place. Well, that's one closet. I have two. You're two-cloth. Oh, there we go. Okay, gotcha. I did. There was a closet in the living room that I broke the doors off and used it now as a TV nook. Yeah. Jerry, what's harder? Raising a hyperactive wrestling-loving child or wrangling a bunch of soon-to-be pro gamers. Oh, man. Oh, man. Probably the gamers, to be honest, yeah. They give you more fits?

Yeah, definitely. I don't know, Mook could probably get the test. Like, dude, they're like, they're divas. Yeah. Like they're divas, divas. They are. Like, they demand. Not even like that they demand. Like, I think they're just used to just like us like, you know, doing shit for them. You know what I mean?

Like, we got one guy. Do they take advantage of you guys? They think they're like A.J. Brown and like OBJ. Yeah. Like, no, I don't. I don't. I think that's like the, what's that word? Common mis.

Conception. Okay. Like, because I think the fan base thinks that like they try to take advantage of me, mook and sass like money why but like they don't they're just like deep they're just divas to where like they're like a j brown like guys like that like they never like are like uh oh fucking why are we eating McDonald's today and not fucking steak and they're not like that at all okay no but how are they with like uh constructive criticism not good okay no not good um you know do you ever scream at them i've only yelled at like them like two or three

times. That was really it. But yeah, I mean, I get pissed, too, because, like, we've seen what they can achieve when they're all like on top of things. You know, they're practicing, you know, they're the best. But then they just, like, forget about shit. Like, they're like, oh, you know, I don't care. We're not, we're not scrimmed today. We've got to go get a haircut. You know what I mean? So, you know, I got to pick my girl up from the airport today. It's like, what do you mean?

I mean, they're pro video game players. Yeah, that's what you got to remember. They're not real humans. No, they're not. But a lot of people think that pro gamers are dorks. Every pro gamer has a e-girl girlfriend. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. They get multiple. They're wealthy, right? These pro gamers

make the good money. That's more into the streaming game. Yeah, more, like, if you're a bigger streamer, you definitely can make some really fucking good money. Or if you're like a Dota or league Korean. Yeah, yeah. Like that, you can make some big money. Have you thought it to get more Koreans?

I don't think Koreans play well. in Cold Duty. Okay. No, they're straight league and Dota. Yeah. They're not good called duty players. Actually, the people from the UK

are pretty fucking good. Have you thought about like the movie Armageddon? They get, uh, they've, uh, minors to become astronauts.

Have you thought of getting Koreans to become call of duty players? Oh, that's not a bad idea. Because they got the, they have all the tools. They have all the tools. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. I just don't know, like,

I think we tried to do like a, uh, didn't we try to do a, uh, a young, like, Under 18 team? Yep.

And then I think that got shut down. The boy team? Yeah, we got shut down. It's tough to film. Yeah, you can't film them. Yeah, exactly. We had a shadow boy team at one point. Shadow boy?

Yeah. What is it? Like, we didn't publicly say, but it was like... You had a secret boy team? Would you pay him on the blockchain? Whose idea was it to build the secret boy team? I guess kind of jaces and ours a little bit, movement? And was this grooming them to become adult gamers?

Well, yeah, this was like grooming them. into like when they turn 18 okay now you're on the bush okay yeah depending on how good do you are like what were you doing for the boys uh I mean we weren't we weren't paying them or anything like that

tournament entry field all of them by the way are PR nightmares oh yeah the boys yeah your secret boy shadow team yes they say they say everything and anything they say the F they say the R you know the FDR

yeah they say the D what's a D I'm at the end Yeah Yeah they definitely say that Like there was a there was a good kid we were thinking about picking up You know

We were thinking about picking up this year for the Bush And like the whole thing is like Yeah I don't know that guy That guy's got some tweets He says he says it And then he said he's not African American What did it end with? Oh

Yeah And then started with the end Right Yeah Wait what was in between I'm putting the pieces together I'm almost the warmer warmer

But like we were like yeah You can't pick a guy like that up right No no you can't have that one But he's really good He's so sick Yeah he's really good Right I mean how good would he have to be

To where you could be like all right You get one a year No I wouldn't say one a year I'd say no more Yeah yeah no more Well the issue is that Once these kids got Woke

Woke Fucking woke Once these kids are like 22, they're seen as geysers in the gaming world. Yeah. Yeah, they are. They are. Like, there's definitely an age where, like, they kind of start to fall off. You know, like, I don't know.

I guess it's like reaction. I don't know what it is. Yeah, you're fast twitch or yeah. Yeah, I don't know what it is. But, like, it is kind of crazy, though, because, like, we've seen guys compete this year that were like, like, the dude in the CDL. He's like the oldest in the CDL. Dashie, what did he move? 26.

27. Oh, that's crazy. He's the best. He's literally like the best The 27's not old No they view him as like Tom Brady with double knee braces Exactly

Like how's he doing this How's he still going out there Exactly yeah bro I mean that's why I don't buy the fucking age shit At least in call duty Yeah You know I don't know about anything else But like at least in call duty

I don't buy the whole Oh he's 23 24 You're starting to fall off now You know Right I think it just comes down to how much you really care How much motivation you got to play Obsession yeah

You gotta think about it Like these guys all they do is they'll like maybe like some of them like they'll go to a gym they'll come back home or order Uber Eats and then they're at the desk for 16 hours a day just staring at a screen doing the same thing over and over and over again for years and years yeah right it's got to be like kind of boring right yeah yeah I think right yeah but then some of these guys fucking love it still you know yeah it's wild how was your um Who's that little millionaire

You're friends with? Al? Yeah. Al. AI Al. Yeah. AI Al. We're supposed to golf next week

at one of his country clubs. So, I mean, he's a good dude. He's a nice guy. And you do speeches for AIL. I've done. Yeah, I've done a couple. How are those received? And do you prep and do you write?

Do you treat it? Is there jokes? No jokes. So have you ever gotten like tears? Have you ever gotten standing? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You've made people cry with you?

Oh, yeah. Definitely. I mean, it's a sad story. Well, yeah, of course. I mean, yeah, definitely. But you're a goofy guy to me. I just have, if you were up there trying to make people cry, I'd be laughing my ass on. Oh, I mean, sometimes I cry.

You cry up there? I mean, not with A.I.L. But, like, if I'll go to, like, a rehab facility or a hospital or, like, a detox. Are you crying because you're, like, damn, I miss crack? No, no, no, no. That'd be a problem. These guys are so lucky. It's like a speech kid's like, you guys don't know what you have right now.

One of them still coming down, he's like, savor it. Don't take advantage of a second. No, it's all like the flashbacks. They start to like come back. It's probably heavy. Oh, yeah. And then like I resonate more with like a, like me and a dude like can have the same amount of clean time, like 11 years sober and like kind of do the same type of thing, go to the same meetings or whatever. I resonate more with the dude who is in a hospital in detox that's been there for two days.

that has 48 hours sober. Yeah, yeah. Because I remember those feelings, you know what I mean? Of course. So I get more emotional towards like shit like that. But the rooms you're speaking to with AI out or not former addicts. No. No.

They're all business like capital capital capital. Capitalists, capitalism? V-C. Capitalists. Venture capitalists. Okay. So the big bucks. Yeah, big bucks.

And VCs. Do you relate your speech to business at all? No. So I think he uses me. for more for like an um I guess entertainment I'm not sure I'm really not

I'm really not like a court jester I don't I don't really know he's like a he just we met one time we met multiple times now but like the first time we met he's like I want to know like everything about you and then the person that introduced me to him

was like hey you guys don't have any of like the addiction stuff in common but Al you know came to this country with nothing you know what I mean like you started you know yourself with nothing like you guys kind of relate a little bit he saw the entrepreneurial spirit in you yeah but like the thing is I'm not really an entrepreneur

I mean am I I don't think so well he's an AI guy if you sold your likeness to Al yeah no no no no I didn't know does Al own AI you no no he doesn't own AI I mean no no no no you're a show money why did you think about that yeah no yeah yeah he paid

me for my time okay okay pays me for my time okay yeah but it's is there AI version versions of you anywhere that he's using? Yeah, you're in some freaky tutorials. You think so? I think so. Oh, yeah. Pop-up ads. Maybe. I hope not. Because I didn't sell him that. Peter Griffin's fucking you from behind.

I hope not. I don't know. But no, it is kind of a... It is kind of, I guess, like a little awkward, I guess. You know, like speaking to people. Because he's like... He pretty much says, like, this is my good friend, Jerry. Like, you know, we're friends. And, like, he's... working with me and, you know, he's going to share, like, his life story to you guys. And then I kind of just say my life story and kind of, that's kind of it.

And do you get, like, I'm sure you get, like, a big round of applause, but then, yeah, do you stick around? Like, what, what goes on? Yeah, for, like, a meal or something like that. Yeah, yeah, there'd be like a little, like, little dinner or something like that. Okay, so you're an inspirational speaker, a motivational speaker. I guess so, yeah, you can say, you can say something like that, I guess, yeah. It's a good career.

But I've never had one person, now that I think about it. nobody has came up to me and said like oh i've struggled in the past too but there has been people that came up to me that have said hey like uh my son or my daughter has you know struggled a little bit you know you'd be surprised with like you know no no it's very calm yeah yeah like it's kind of crazy so yeah i think he just i don't know we're we're we're getting close we're getting to be close friends so i mean that's a that's a good thing i always like having more friends yeah you know yeah i like i'm a big friend guy i'm a big friend guy i like having you what do you do you You have a powerful phone book in your phone?

Nah, I don't... Okay, you're not like RICO. No, I'm not like a... I mean, I'm a big call guy. Mm-hmm. I don't like the text. Like, I call MOOC every day. I call numbers every day.

I call my mom every day. Who else do I call every day? Nicky's brother, I'll call every day. Every day. Yeah. I'll call Nikki's brother. Who else? Yeah, just mom, MOOC, numbers,

and Numbers is brother. Are these people that you feel they need to, like, keep in line? Oh, and my other buddy, Fisher. I call him every day. Okay. Fisher. Yeah.

Fisher has not infiltrated the Barstall. Numbers is damn near. He's fast track to be higher. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Fisher, no. Fisher's from the union with me back east. So, yeah, he's definitely not.

He likes Barstall. He's not like into it, you know what I mean? But, like, he'll watch whatever shit I'm in. Do you think numbers will work here by the end of the year? He's trying, but I don't think it's going to work. Why not? He's funny. He is funny, but like, I just don't know.

I don't think he gives up that firefighter job. You know what I mean? It also depends if he's free or not. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. We'll find out after October 7th. There's a chance he's imprisoned. Probably guess, yeah, possibly.

We'll see. That happens. I guess it happens. It happens. Yeah. It happens to the best of him, you know what I mean? Listen, I root for, there's nobody that roots harder for the guy to me. There's nobody who's...

Free numbers till it's backwards. Just a countdown. I am glad, like, Mook has met him because I wouldn't know how to... Like, I've tried to explain to Mook and SAS, like, you know, before they officially, like, met numbers. And then once they... Like, they thought he was fake.

We thought Jerry hired a guy. To be a Nicki number. Like, he sounds just like you. Yeah, man. Yeah, we've, I mean, bro, we've spent... Dude, I mean, our whole life pretty much. Besides Arizona when I was in Arizona and obviously here, you know, we've spent...

That's how it works. If you were raised by dogs, you bark. Exactly. It's the same person. Good quote. That was beautiful. We both have a lot of similar, like, dude, like, mean moms. Okay.

Like, mean moms. Whose mom's meaner? Sandy could get mean. That's his mom? Sandy, yeah, Sandy can get mean. What's your mom do to be mean? Just so, like, you know, yells, raise her voice, you know what I mean? But she's not mean like your grandma.

No, never physical. Okay. But will she, like, call your names? Sand? Yeah, like, lard ass and shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

The fat shit, you know what I mean? But when you're doing something fat, like eating a bunch of pies. Yeah, something like that. Like, your mom walked in and eating three pies. Ten pies, yeah. Her big thing is, like, okay, when we go to my mom's sister's house, when we go there, because we'll go there because it's a big house. Yeah.

And she lives in a really nice neighborhood. And, like, we'll do birthdays and stuff there sometimes. You know what I mean? show like my mom's big thing is like when you're gonna stop when you're like like because I go back to the table to get like a cheese plate and then I'll go get some fucking

any past you know what I mean then I'll go get some peppers or something when you're gonna stop when you're gonna stop oh my god four plates oh my god it was her mom that was larger her mom was fat yeah so maybe she's genetically concerned I don't know I can

now I feel like I don't know I think I carry it okay yes I don't I don't I don't think I'm, maybe I am, by the doctor's terms, definitely obese. But, but in my eyes, I think I'm like, I'm definitely, yeah, I'm, I feel like, I carried okay. You know what I agree? I carried okay, you know, I don't think I'm like fucking. You're not head turning?

No, no, I'm not at all. Yeah, I've seen that turning. You can move still? Yeah, I guess so move a little bit. I'm a little athletic, you know what I mean? But my mom is like, definitely like, oh, my, he's going to die. Oh, really? Yeah, like.

Well, I think that's concerned from her mom. Probably, yeah. That's a good point. I never really thought about that. So when she calls you lard ass, you ever hit her back with a, with a diss? I got nothing.

I got nothing on her. Yeah. I can't. You know what I mean? What am I going to say? So do you just tuck your tail between your legs? Yeah,

I just kind of block it out. But do you finish the plate? Yeah, of course. What does Sandy do to numbers? Oh, just the drinkin's got to stop. Okay. She's a big, big, yeah. That is mean.

Yeah. Yeah. It's so mean. Yeah, it'll be like, I remember back in it'll be like, I don't know, like two or three in the morning. And many numbers are out, like, Sandy's like, where the fuck are you? Like screaming on the phone, get the fuck home right now. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Very loud, very mean. But I think we relate because we both have mean moms and then we both have mean grandmothers. Well, his grandmother and then my nanny. Lucy, I mean, she fell off a cliff too, by the way. She used to be a great cook. She used to be a great cook. She fell off a cliff?

No, no, no. Like, her cooking is, like, there's no love in the food no more. I thought you meant to her cooking went off. A Wiley Coyote does. Oh, yeah. No, no, the food went on. Numbers could attest to it, too. He has it every day.

But, like, yeah, she fell off completely. That's a shame. Yeah, no heart, no love into food, no more. That's a shame. Yeah. Did she pass on recipes, at least, or those lost a time? No. I don't think Lucy was a big, uh, she's a better baker now than she is a cook,

number says. But, uh, Numbers gets pissed. You know, Numbers gets pissed because, like, she used to be really good. You know, and she, like, used to, like, now numbers comes up and I ain't eating that shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, right. It's like cow tongue. Fucking cow tongue in the bridge.

How's your Aunt Barb? Aunt Barb, that's the one who died. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, wait, no. Aunt Barb didn't die. Did she die? No, no. Aunt Barb is my mom's cousin.

Well, my mom's aunt who called, she calls herself Aunt Barb. But Aunt Barbara is my grandmother who also died. The one that's seen Jesus. Okay. That's Barbara. Barbara. And Barb, yeah, I don't know how she's doing today, honestly. Not really shit.

How'd you know about Aunt Barb, Kyle? I remember you tweeted about She didn't want no dog. Yeah. She raised bear for 15 years. She did everything for bear. What do you call those? What do you call those dogs?

Those little ginger. What do they call them? Mongols. No, no, no. Oh, man. What's it look like? It's like a carrier? Yeah.

Man, fuck. They're small. Yorkie? Yorkie. Yorkie. Yorkie. Yorkie. There you go.

Yeah, yeah. Bear, yeah. God, Bear is always dead now. Oh, my God. Yeah, bear's dead. Natural causes? probably old age yeah okay that's good yeah I think they lived a good life though

15 16 years but barb doesn't like your because you have a lot of dogs at all Barb and Barb and Barb and Barb and Barb and my mom they don't speak no more yeah they don't speak nonverbal no it's not their voice in solidarity with each

yeah no they don't I don't think they see eye to eye on certain things over the dogs Is there political tension in your family uh no but I will say my mom was always like really really Republican really Republican she's starting to

start to drift a little bit she's wavering she's way not not fully going to the other side but like she's more conservative less conservative less yeah more liberal yeah more liberal yeah than still Republican still Republican but more she's conceded on some kind of Dominican Republican Republican

Hispanic now yeah she just wants borders open for baseball players. Yeah. Your gay cousin, is he Robbie or Ralph? Oh, you're two. You have two gay cousins? Yeah, two. One of them one of them's gay Robbie

and then one of them is DJ Ralph. So gay Robbie and DJ Ralph. Yeah. Oh, three gays. You have three gay guys. You have a lesbian cousins? No. No. Did one of a cool. Which one fucked Zach Wilson? The Jets quarterback. No, that was that was a girl.

Oh. That wasn't a gay. Oh, okay. Yeah, that was a girl. Oh, that makes sense. I thought you had a guy cousin. The fuck. No, no, no, no.

That was a girl. That was a girl. She was from, uh, you were proud of that, right? That was cool. Yeah. That's pretty safe. Is he still in the league? I don't even know.

I don't even know. I don't even know. Where is Zach? Where is Zach? Nobody said his name in. He was the backup for the Broncos. Oh, really? I don't know if he still is.

Saints. Oh, damn. That's pretty crazy. Yeah, I haven't heard about him at all. Damn. What a fall off. Holy shit. So you've had some pretty notable people fucking relatives.

Zach Wilson and Tom Jones. Tom Jones? Yeah, I'm trying to think of anything else. We could hope. You and Tom Jones. No, I don't think so. I think that's kind of where it stops. Okay.

That's pretty cool, though. Yeah. You know, Zach Wilson, that's pretty, I mean, pretty proud of that. I think, I mean, she's not going to listen to podcast. It doesn't matter. I think she, she smashed somebody else as well. Breesall? No, it's a, it's a.

It's another jet. Garrett Wilson. That's what I've heard. No kidding. That's what I've heard. Yeah, we'll see. You have pretty cousin? I don't know.

I mean, actually we probably won't be able to see it. Yeah, we probably won't see it. Yeah. Same cousin, yeah. Is she pretty? Yeah, I think she's like, I think she like is more like in that athlete. Yeah, yeah, that's her type. Yeah, go into like the bars that the athletes go and like the clubs, I guess.

The clubs of the, yeah, I think she's more in that, that world. Better get than Zach Wilson. I think so, yeah, for sure For sure Yeah, definitely Yeah, Gary Wilson's cool as hell I like him I never met him

But he seems cool Yeah, yeah Yeah, it seems cool Zach Wilson Doesn't really seem cool I don't think so either No No

All right, Jared, I appreciate your time Have we gone an hour? Oh yeah That went fast Jerry That was quick Yeah, I appreciate you doing that My friend

Thank you Jerry Yeah, you're welcome back anytime Yeah, that was a new and told story God bless God bless God bless