A New Untold Story - Gay 90s Country with Brandon Walker - A New Untold Story: BONUS EPISODE

Episode Date: February 2, 2024

90's country music videos and rikishi (would watch this one, very visual).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

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that's your reply to what I'm going to say no that's a new untold story hey is that story old or told fuck no baby that's a new untold story. A new untold story. It's a fresh, big untold story. A new untold story bonus episode four i think it's the fourth one is it i think we've

done some in the past that we just were like, oh, these weren't. We may have. Yeah, we have maybe. They used to be a cop out if we didn't like the episode, but still, this is going to be a regular thing. Yeah, regular thing. We're here with Brandon Walker. Brandon. Hello. You. You look like one of the scientists super mutant from Fallout four. You remember that? I do. Looks like Dave Bautista. No, Brian Virgil. Yeah, Brian Virgil. One of my favorite missions in the game. Yeah, he's the scientist super mutant, but you kind of look like him. I don't think I look like Brian Virgil. Brian Virgil, Fallout 4.

Yeah, just go to images. I think you look like someone named Bryce. Yeah, look at that. Oh, wow. Look up, look up. That's how most glasses fit your head. Who's the wrestler? You look like Brian Virgil.

Dave Bautista. Look up Dave Bautista in Blade Runner 2049. Yeah, he does look like that, too. Look at that, dude. You guys are making him a jacked monster. Yeah, agreed. He looks like his name is Maximilian. No, I think it's just because the glasses are so small you assume he's jacked.

Well, these are normal-sized glasses. Well, that's just Dave Bautista. You got to go Blade Runner version. You got to go Blade Runner. And, like, we just gave him two bald guys. You have tons of hair. Look at that. That's what you look like.

Yeah, holy shit. Why would they give him those? I think they based it off Fallout. That was my hunch. They based off Brian Virgil? Yeah. Okay. He was too young?

Interesting. Those glasses look like the things you used to dip Easter eggs with. Oh my god, yeah. Wow, I just smelled that. You can smell vinegar. Yeah. Mook's quick on the Google trigger today. I'm locked in.

Yeah. Maybe that's what they're made of. Huh. Do you dye Easter eggs with the kids? Because you're not a Halloween family. No, we do Easter eggs, yeah. We dye Easter eggs. Do you hide Easter eggs?

Do you do Easter baskets? We do all of it. The whole Easter celebration and all that. Okay. Yeah, we do the eggs the the easter bunny comes although i think we're out of that now but uh that one was the hardest to believe that was the one or two though that when i was a kid the easter bunny once uh once forgot to come to my house so my mom had my dad had to take your house had wheels so maybe my dad had to take me

out and then when we came back the easter bunny had had made a quick run to walmart okay and what did you get don't even remember maybe some he-man toys or something like that okay i'm gonna take these off were you excited i was stupid yeah yeah so i was i was ecstatic the easter bunny did come although late did you get tooth fairy money um yeah i got like a dollar now i just give my kids because i don't carry cash and so i always go to the atm and get like a 20 yeah right because you can't just take out a one no so my kids get 20s every time 20s per tooth that's how many do you lose all 32 or no you lose like when when you're in the tooth losing mode, you lose like eight. Really?

No. I swear. You lose more than that, but like, it's not a big deal when you lose some of them. I thought you lost all of them. I think you lose. What do you mean? Baby teeth. How many baby teeth do you have?

You don't lose your back teeth, do you? You still got baby teeth, dude? Did you get wisdom teeth out? I think you for sure lose them all. Yeah, I think you lose them all. 20. By 12 years, you lose 20. You thought it was eight? I think you for sure lose them all. Yeah, I think you lose them all. 20. By 12 years, you lose 20. You thought it was 8? I don't know. I think

you celebrate the top 8. That's $400 a kid. I think you tooth fairy the top 8. I don't think you tooth fairy every tooth. The $20 teeth are the top 2. The front 2. Yeah. I loved losing those. I loved not having those. I lose them in my dream all the time. I do too. That's not good. That's an anxiety thing. I spit them out. Yeah yeah it sucks that they're always

real loose oh yeah all of them at once that's not good we're here with Brandon to react to Brandon's favorite music videos of the 1990s but those would still be your favorite music videos a subsect of his favorite

of all time some some I like a diverse array of music i like 90s country i like 90s rap i like 90s um rock yeah so you were growing up in were you growing up in the era when music videos would release on mtv or yes at what age were you when that started uh well i was i mean whenever mtv really started doing it but mtv was the music video channel until real world came out like 92 and then changed everything but what were people doing with music videos before that friday night videos on nbc really 12 30 at night you would hear that michael jackson had a new video on friday

night videos and you would go watch it yeah Yeah. People would stop dead in their track. That was like a film release. It was like a movie release. Yeah. Yeah. Those were, those were huge. How old were you when Thriller came out? I was four.

Oh yeah. So I wasn't really, but I remember listening to Billie Jean and Thriller, but I don't really remember it being a big deal to me that it released. To get us in the mood. Yeah. Let's get a little horny and let's rank the boys of o-town and the all uh i wanted all music video of who we'd want to fuck yeah dibs on ashley parker well you can't have any dibs you always did dibs on ashley parker dibs when you preface now that's queen and he's back o-town well the Queen band would actually fuck us

have you ever been to O-Town no Orlando yes I have been to Orlando multiple times it's a town is that why they were called O-Town a lot of boy bands were fun I think they were Dreadlocks white guy

hold on can you go back to the very first shot disclaimer real quick we don't want to play we might get copyright striked Dreadlocks white guy. Hold on. Can you go back to the very first shot? Disclaimer real quick. We don't want to play. We can't play this music. Why not? We might get copyright striked. We can try. Let's try.

You want to try? Yeah. All right. You should throw a caution to the wind here. What? Just throw a caution to the wind. Why not? Yeah.

Because this is a bonus, right? We don't have ads. We don't need to monetize the video. I just don't want our YouTube channel to get a strike. Oh. If we do, I'll just take it down. How many strikes do we have? Reupload. Do we have strikes? our YouTube channel to get a strike. How many strikes do we have? Do we have strikes? We currently don't have a strike. How many do you get?

I think you get three and you're out. Let's waste it on O-Town. Let's spend it on O-Town. Of course you got Ashley Parker Angel, the only one with a Wikipedia. He's cute. This guy has a lisp. Not him. Look at that hat. No.

Wait, he has dreadlocks. That's Ashley Parker. Well, that's the guy. No. Well, that's the hot one. Him? Him. He's the hot one.

Yeah, that's the one. No, he's not. He's the hot one. Ashley Parker's the only one. Look at those lips. Watch. Lisp. Lisp. And there's Ashley Parker in a sick ass car with a chick

and a leather jacket he's just a normal looking dude Ashley Parker angel yeah first of all listen to his name why do we dress like gas station attendants I don't know I like this style that's what their kids are doing now it's a trend to wear gas station apparel.

I think it's cool. Rudy, are you a gas station guy? Dress like a gas station guy? People in Brooklyn will wear gas station hats, sunglasses, gas station tattoos. What are gas station tattoos? Like the stick-ons that come with a pack of gum. Oh, they'll wear those. Can you just get to the climax

of the video? Now, listen, O-Town doesn't belong in the discussion of best boy band. Certainly not. But this song might be in the top five

of boy band songs. Yes, it is. It's a very weird thing, isn't it? Yes. Let me hear the chorus. Oh, I go back to him reacting to the other guy singing.

He loves it. Are they about to rhyme at all? Take it back. He really loved how that sounded. I'm going to do that after I say a good joke on the pod. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck yeah. I also miss the trend of just wearing a shirt with a number.

Yeah, give me four. Yeah. And that's it. There was no name, no team. We would do that shit. Oh, shit. You got the four drum? Yeah.

Oh, fuck. He's got the green. Oh, that's our next anus merch. We just put out numbers. Yes. Electric guitar unplugged. Do your thing. That long ass suit.

That's your guy right there? That's my number one guy. Come on. Are you kidding me? These guys are all interchangeable, and they're interchangeable with every other boy band. I agree. I don't think there's enough variation. There's not enough variation.

They have a black guy, and that guy's kind of Indian. Oh, yeah, the Indian guy. I'll say it right now enough variation. They have a black guy. And that guy's kind of Indian. Oh yeah, the Indian guy. I'll say it right now. I'll just take the dread guy. If no one else will, I'll just do it. I'll go dread guy. I think you have that jacket, Rudy. I think you could be a dread guy. Have you heard this song?

There's no chorus. Here it comes. Oh yes! I forgot about this. Yeah, it is. Here it comes. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. I forgot about this. Yeah, this is top five. It's a top five boy band song, not top 20 boy band. I don't know about that. I don't know. There's a

huge drop off after like three boy bands though. Yeah. Unless you stretch the definition of boy bands to include like boys to men and stuff like that. Yeah. Like do you throw one direction? Is this something you were fucking with oh i was definitely big into boy i was definitely um riding around with a girl being like oh yeah this is my shit yeah like this okay but it wasn't like they didn't get like the justin bieber 2010 treatment from straight men like hatred yeah like pure that was weird where adult men

were hating that boy no i think these people this bads were hating yeah this band got indifference because this band was like after n-sync and backstreet and the the bloom was off the rows on boy bands this was they kind of just piled on there was like a few that they tried to get going you remember dream street no i think that i remember that came out at the same time but they were boys like 16 year old kids in high school they were they going around like the backstreet boys are all right or were they like calling them queers um it was mostly calling them calling them yeah i thought yeah i think that it was always so that's what the judge but it was dudes that were intimidated dream street looks anemic. They look sick.

They look tiny. Look at that middle boy. That's Jesse McCartney. Oh, those are little children. Yeah, they were a boy-boy band. The guy on the right looks like a grown man who's also a little kid. If you go back, there was another number shirt. Yeah, dude, number shirts were sick.

Is that Ralph Macchio? That was the wave. One of them passed away over COVID. Sad. Dude, the dude on the right is a little older. Yeah, he's Number shirts were sick. Is that Ralph Macchio? That was the wave. One of them passed away over COVID. Sad. Dude, the dude on the right is a little older. He's like, yeah. He's Benny the Jet. Number nine or number 81?

He's Benny Almonte. Oh, I love the number shirts. Big number. That was such a thing. You would go to like Old Navy and get a number. I think 81's an actual Tim Brown jersey. Nine is just a jersey shirt. It's just a number shirt.

I love the like Old Navy Varsity number 9 shirts. Okay, I remember those now. And then there was like the parody. Why do they look so defiant? Do you remember? Yeah. Do you remember the parody boy band that was around in like the early 2000s? No.

Oh, fuck. They were funny and they had a song that actually charted that was called Algebra. I don't remember that. Yeah, I don't remember that at all. don't remember youtube algebra oh dream street rocked were they talking shit about algebra instead of actually no they were just like one plus two equals me and you or something algebra song i hate that that's kind of yeah together wait it's you plus me equals cal but it's a parody yes but it's you plus me equals Cal. But it's a parody, right? Yes, but it's good. But this came out when boy bands were big.

Oh, these guys were pioneers then. This was the most popular thing to post online in the 2000s. Yep, and they were like the first. Right. But respect to them. He looks familiar. Yes. The song got catchy. And I think that's chris farley's

brother what okay yeah they look like comedians that i've seen no i think they're actual singers but uh that was a thing too so they were the first pioneers of that interesting stuff but now yeah we're warmed up and horny oh five you remember five well we can't end on a fat guy and be horny yeah get me back to get me back get me back to the 28-year-old 16-year-old. Yeah, do five. No, go click that five music video.

You remember this one? No, I don't remember any of these. How do you? You were five. How do you know all this? I don't know. Baby when the lights go out. Or Slam Dunk Da Funk. Do you out. Or Slam Dunk Da Funk.

Do you remember that? Slam Dunk Da Funk. Kind of. Yeah. He took another song. Yeah, that's what I did. And up. I don't know it.

Oh, it was always, the videos were always dudes working menial jobs. A lot of people on TV and movies work at bowling alleys. Yeah, more than you'd think. I worked at one. Did you? Yeah. Okay, I kind of remember this. See?

Huh. All right. This was the time. Brandon, if we learned to choreograph dance, can we recreate that? Can we learn to dance? Yeah. Would you do it? Oh, eyebrow piercing.

God, what a better time. I want to be at that bowling alley yeah yeah what would you be doing i don't know it just looks like it's a different dimension yeah and people dress like this now yes yes ringer t's had a moment too ringer t's with a number yeah what number t should anus put out i was thinking three three's a good one no that's to chance the rapper you guys yeah you kind of seem like six guys you think six should we go double digit i think yeah well i think like lyman number for us a what like a like a seven like a lyman number people are gonna think that's a year

that's true oh so we gotta keep it low i think think 12 yeah i like the anus 12 t yeah just a big 12 on the front and there's a small barstool on the back yeah i'm with it or maybe where the last name is it says 12 a number 12 on the back and the last name's 12. I think he also put out 45 shirts. 45? Is that Trump? Yeah. Okay, yeah. Those would do alright. Well, who's the 12th president? So let's make sure we don't get any. John Tyler. You think it's going to be Tyler?

It's got to be. Zachary Taylor. Okay, was he problematic? Was he the gay one? I don't know. He's got no elementary school, so he's nothing. Who's the gay one? I don't know. He's got no elementary school, so he's nothing. Who's the gay president? The gay president? Besides Obama.

No, there was a president who was gay. Rumored to seven? Unmarried president. Who was the unmarried president? William Henry Harrison? James Buchanan. James Buchanan was unwed? Are they power raking their games?

Mook, why don't you just search unwed? Mook's lost the plot. He's on pinknews.com. He's Googling a lot of stuff over here. James Buchanan. So the 15th. So we'll do gay president shirt. We'll do number 15. Did he die in office? I don't know. We had a gay president prior to the Civil War? Yeah.

Did James Buchanan die in office? No, he's not one of the ones that died in office. No. how'd he die? He gotta be. He got fucked today. He had to have... Respiratory failure. Why?

Did you memorize? Respiratory failure. No, I guess he died in office. He was buried in Lancaster, PA. I don't know. All right, whatever. Let's have Nadeau visit his grave. Brandon, let's go to your videos.

What do you have for us today? You asked me for... Well, you didn't say bring your to your videos. What do you have for us today? You asked me for, well, you didn't say bring your favorite music videos. I said country. You said bring some 90s country music videos. I feel like that's untapped on the internet. So I brought 90s country music videos that look like they're 90s

country music videos that are the quintessential this is what people that listen to country look like in the 90s. And it was cool. And I particularly went early 90s. Do the Kentucky Headhunters one first. It's the very first one on the left. Yeah.

So this was... And this is called Doomish Walker. This is a 90s music video? I was alive for this? I'm so embarrassed. This might be like 1990 or 91. I was alive in this. I'm so embarrassed. This might be like 1990 or 91. I was alive in this world. That's a tough realization.

Yeah, that's tough. This looks archaic. No, you were alive in this world. Looks like an Instagram picture. And to be honest, I'm the same way, but you guys in West Virginia, you probably were near this world. Yeah. You're probably within 30 miles of this world. I was probably here.

It was probably down off the hill. Click it. Oh my god. We were alive. They're playing marbles? I like this place. This is great. Oh my god. Oh yeah.

Big hair. Shirtless drummer. Coonskin hat. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Big hair. Shirtless drummer. Mullet. Yeah. Coonskin hat. Yeah. Everything about this is 1991 country. Okay.

And these guys are from Kentucky? I guess so. Do you think? Is there anybody hot? There will be some other videos. Is it impressive how the mullet covered multiple music genres yeah there's a baby in the bar that could have been me that is kyle that explains so much that guy looks like a ben stiller character he does he looks like a character that's that's

playing oh is that a non-white that's a fat that's fat trucker. But that was like the fattest you could get back then. That is true. Yeah. That was like, holy shit. That burger's tiny in his hand. Is it leaking? Is it a sloppy joke? Jeez.

All right. Stop on somebody that would be like conventionally attractive as a man. We're trying to find one. It's just hard to, with the hair, it's just hard to find. Woman or man? Man. Okay. Women. That're trying to find one. It's just hard to, with the hair, it's just hard to find. Woman or man? Man. Okay. Women.

That looks like Christopher Guest. That's too nuanced. No, you're fine. No. Oh, yeah, it's a woman. Yeah, the women are hot.

Find a hot man. Oh, a man? I don't think they, when do men start get good looking? Ricky Martin, was he the first hot guy? No, it was the dude from Steal My Sunshine.

Len. Len on the moped? Was his name Len? Yeah, the dude who was fucking around with his sister. Patrick Swayze existed in the 80s. Just go to YouTube. Len, Steal My Sunshine. Him?

Yes. I was right. He has a real raspy voice. Yeah. This isn't the one that's butter tarts is it Butter tarts yeah Is it butter tarts No yeah it is isn't it Yeah I think they go to like Fort Lauderdale

Are they like getting recognized in the airport No they're just being nuisances I was riding in the grass Cinnabon This was a early 2000s right early 2000s i'm gonna say this is like this might be 99 okay doing like emotes in front of the camera yeah that's what it was sticking your tongue out your pierced tongue it's not doing the radio intro yeah is that the butter tart thing, it didn't do the intro. This is it. Why is this look so clear? That's the first

hot guy. He's hot. Yeah. Look at that sideburn. What you mean? I thought that was Chet Hanks far left. This is hot. Is that CM Punk on the back right? It might be CM Punk. That was the hot guy. Look at him.

He looks developedally disabled. Is that hot to you? But this is... Wait, is that a hot guy? Hey, maybe I have weird taste. You have the weirdest taste in men. Yeah. Did he just ride on his tank top to differentiate?

Yeah, he's not hot. He looks like a complete loser. Yeah, he does look like a loser. That guy behind him is guy behind him's hot and bald with sideburns is nuts yeah all right go back to the country ones yeah do you want to keep i do do billy ray do do billy ray well this is a classic yeah yeah so let's what is this this is achy Heart. This is 92. Do you want to know what's kind of depressing for Billy Ray? What? What's that? I believe.

How many views does this have? It's got to be millions. 118 mil. His gay emo son hit more with his music video. Trace? Trace with Metro Station Shake It. His daughter obviously did his whore daughter. trace with metro station shake it his daughter obviously did his whore daughter his other daughter the one that looks like squidward um hot uh did more with xxx tentacion

his daughter's boyfriend little xanax did more with his song and then he had to collab with a gay black kid to surpass them that's the only way he could surpass his kids but didn't he set them up like an alley oop to be in this world and surpass him I feel like he planted them in these areas yeah it's what any good parent would want to do

successful stuff with Lil Xan I'm saying it's depressing for like the 90s country rugged music fan look at the picture of Noah and Lil Xan together I'm saying it's depressing for like the 90s country rugged music fan. Look at the picture of Noah and Lil Xan together. Have you ever seen how they pose together? They just press their faces real tight. I think I have.

That's how you spelled Noah? The top left. The very first one. He's just real pressed into it. Man, there is not a lot of angles on that face. No, no, no. Dude, it looks like when people rob a store with a

pantyhose on their face. He's just like that. Yeah, he does. I don't know why I'm picturing a honking noise when he makes contact. Dude, I think it's going to make, when you squeeze a dog toy, it's going to like decompress when he's done doing that. Rubber chicken ass. Those Muppets that communicated by honking their noses.

Yes, I love those guys. Or the Blutman sound effect. But don't act like Billy Ray wasn't a little bit upset that his daughter's boyfriend, Alex's boyfriend, little Xanax, blew him out of the water with numbers. Yeah. Yeah. I doubt 1992 Billy Ray could have seen all this coming. Go back to Billy Ray. So he's the least successful musician in the family and extended family.

Metro Station, that song sucked dick. Oh my God. That music. What? Shake It? Shake It sucks dick. Remember the music video? There was a lot of crumping. were they crumping at the mall they're wearing like vests so here scroll up

let's just uh start start it somewhere in the middle he was fond after right he was a handsome man oh yeah yeah people loved him people what happened his son did you ever see him trace yeah long face he's a good looking guy though did you want to look like that no i never had the mullet gene that is a huge mullet but that's almost like it looks like extensions it looks like he's got oh you're saying his hair is fake i'm just saying the mullet looks like it's... Also, is he going from ponytail to mullet in the same... In the same thing. The same performance?

Was there... Did this song have its own dance? Yeah. Which I thought when I played this, it would be that. I thought we would be looking at country line dancing. Okay. Which is not a thing that I believe even... There they go.

They're doing a little bit. Yeah. That exists anymore. I'm not sure country line dancing exists. I think I've seen Big T do it. He's got to find the right spot, dude. You've never done it? I've seen Big T practicing the line dance

after lunch. Big T line dancing? I've seen Big T line dancing. In Ohio, you'll go to a bar and people will just do that seriously. They'll just break out and do a line dance? They'll just start line dancing.'s a in ohio you'll go to a bar and people just do that seriously yeah just break out into a line dance just start line dancing it's weird but i guess country line dancing isn't the first line dancing like there were r&b songs that had line dances like right the cha-cha slide the electric slide all those like they've had it's the country people that just said we're going to

call it country line dancing okay i guess to make to make white people understand what we were doing so were you doing that dancing but in a prom uh no there was no well i went to an 80 black school okay so if i try to do this i would have the funniest video ever if you were just line dancing in the middle of the prom so what was going on at prom outcast uh it was a lot of the Do the hump, do the hump. No, back then it was KC and JoJo. Okay. It was Boyz II Men. It was Jodeci.

A lot of that. Who's Jodeci? That... Was... Okay. Don't act like that's not where KC and JoJo came from. It's literally in the name. Jodeci was just a third guy.

I've heard of him. Jodeci was the third guy of... KC and Jo... No, no. Jodeci was a group back in the of him jodeci was the third guy of casey and no no jodeci was a group back in the early 90s they sang r&b casey and jojo broke off did their own thing and they were casey and jojo oh so casey and jojo left jodeci correct what's jodeci i'm not sure are you sure it wasn't odyssey it's jodeci guys go back up there. Write these letters. I don't think. You ready? Write these letters. Jodeci doesn't sound right. J-O-D-E-C-I. That doesn't look right.

No. It's right there in front of you. There's a group called Jodeci. I'm sure there's a group somewhere in the world with that name. Jodeci's good. I don't know how you guys have never heard of Jodeci. Fuck off. You don't know Jodeci.

I do know Jodeci. Hum one Jodeci song. You don't even need to say a lyric. Lately. Hum one Jodeci song, douchebag. I cannot hum a Jodeci song. I'm surprised you don't know Jodeci. I one Jodeci song. You don't even need to say a lyric. Hum one Jodeci song, douchebag. I'm surprised you don't know Jodeci. I know Jodeci. I could hum one for hell, but let me just give myself a little bump.

A little booster. You don't fucking know Jodeci. I've heard of them vividly. They had a best of Jodeci. Freaking you. How's it go i guess i don't know this i've heard of them you fucking so your prom dance floor is segregated no no not at all were you but it sounds like the black people got the music they want it or did the white people have the same taste we all had the same taste it was all yeah we all liked that so you all liked

herb like yeah yeah you didn't like country at your high school uh you're mississippi black people in the south love country music oh that's what i'm saying so you did so you act like it was ridiculous that you'd be line dancing at prom oh yeah i guess i line dancing to me i like were you doing achy breaky heart uh how were you dancing at prom no i was uh i don't know what we were dancing to we were dancing to like yeah jodeci and all that master p was it was the thing that we were all no limit soldiers you were no limit soldier but he didn't really produce music you dance to so that was that was what i was going through in high school can we listen to Chattahoochee?

Yeah, it's up there. It's one of them. Second tab in, third tab in. Now this one blows my mind. Is he in jeans when he's doing this? He is. He's wearing jeans, water skiing? Yeah. I thought so. Why? Why not? He's coming up. Here comes the big reveal.

Certainly he's in trunks. This dude does not have jeans. Certainly he's in trunks. Oh my god. Look at those jeans. Yeah. And these guys are all in jeans. Why? I don't know.

Were swimming trunks gay? But they were wearing gay ass jeans. Look at those jeans, dude. Those weren't manly jeans. No, they're torn as hell. They're so torn. How do you put those on i don't know but this makes me i think you gotta put them this on the rules well i we're ignoring it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie we're also ignoring the fact oh we're focusing on the jeans he was

also water skiing in a cowboy oh yeah and it didn't come off it didn't at all didn't move what's hotter than a hoochie coochie oh it's didn't move what's hotter than a hoochie coochie oh it's hot as fuck but like what's a hoochie coochie oh have you ever been is it a whore's pussy i don't know is that what a hoochie's coochie is and it hot as in like yeah does it have those things are smoke sores rudy i'm trying to find something look at this guy i'm thinking like this looks fun as police station like the heat coming off a police station. But this is almost flamboyant.

This is gay. It is. Extremely. Look at, yeah. It looks fun, though. Holy shit, Alan. That had to be a double. No shit.

I don't know, man. Did you see how like perpendicular he was with the water? They brought in a double also skiing in jeans. It's funny. Yeah, the double in jeans. Settle for a burger and a grape snow cone. Instead of,'s funny yeah the double in jeans settle for a burger and a grape snow cone instead of wait he wanted pussy and he settled for a burger and a grape snow cone that's that is the worst negotiation of all time all right we if you want

pussy and you negotiate usually end up with like a hand job he got a hamburger and a grape snow cone imagine she was like no you can't even get strawberry. Grape's gotta be the worst in this trip. Settle for a cheeseburger. Alright, no pussy, give me a grape snow cone. I usually settle for a hamburger. Oh, dude, you come home with a perp list of tongues.

Luke, you get pussy and you just like stick your tongue out. It's a grape snow cone night. And he's just soaking wet eating it. He's still got his life vest on. out. It's a grape snow cone night. And he's just soaking wet eating it. He's still got his life vest on. Just imagine like just getting like just like getting hot and heavy and then she's like no not tonight. Like let's

just go get a snow cone. All right. Deal. Settle for. Oh did I save the turtle? What's uh is this in Texas? Georgia. Georgia. Yeah. South of Atlanta.

What do they do? Some of this video just isn't related to the rest of the video. Oh, wow. That was... Oh, shit. He's never been... He's not with a chick. Look at his jeans, dude. And his water vest.

He does his own thing. He's not connected to the rest of the video. Wait, is he just in boots? Whoa. Okay. That was tough. No, it wasn't. Dude, that's pretty awesome. You could do that. Imagine the pose of having to do that with those booties on. This is Alan Jackson. That's not him. That's the devil.

But this is Alan Jackson's song. I don't believe that's not him that's the double but this is wanting people to believe that's him what what is his like modern artist comp oh was he like uh i don't know how to like luke bryan yeah one of the bro country guys jason aldean maybe i don't know all right actually he's not pondering either is he everything's yeah relative does he have a guitar oh that's not him are you sure that's not pondering either is he everything's yeah relative oh shit does he have a guitar oh that's not him are you sure that's not him doesn't look like him he needed a stunt double to tube oh that's he took the he doesn't want a tube brandon i thought 90s country was like outlaws manly yeah

why did you think that i don't know you're thinking of like 80s country about 90s it was like 90s it got gay it was mainstream it got a little weird it got a little gay that's all me i didn't know that yeah because i thought like a lot of people like oh like garth brooks changed it because garth brooks is a little gay is he a little guy yeah garth brooks came around in like 90 can we pull up a does toby keith a little guy oh no toby keith's not good come on okay come on wait what's a garth Brooks gay video? Toby Keith gay. Come on. He had me shooting pictures of um, I don't even know.

Just do. Of terrorists? Yeah, he made us xenophobic. He made us xenophobic with one song. Yeah, we were printing out just do an image search. Image search Garth Brooks album cover. What is it? Garth Brooks album cover. Image search it? Garth Brooks album cover. Image search.

I don't know. That doesn't sound like you're saying words right now. Did it not? Image search. I thought you said image. Mook, just go ahead and Google Garth Brooks image search.

Was I struggling? Sorry. Roping the wind. So you can see where he kind of changed the game to a little bit more gay. That's when you're like jerking off and bust outside. I got my rope in the wind.

Rope in your mom. Rope in your mom? Well, that's just a, no, that's a parody. Oh, okay. The black and white one up there and the second one is the one I was thinking of. Oh, yeah. What's that called? The chase?

Yeah. If you come up with that idea for your album cover, you're a closet homosexual. I get it. That shirt, that's vertical striped. come up with that idea for your album cover here you're a closet homosexual i get it that shirt is that's vertical striped damn garth oh wow that's fire it looks like almost like he's trying to look like sexy santa claus yeah that looks like the cover of a romance novel yes what else one that you can buy at kroger you have two of the guy from joe what joe diffy joe diffy he was a man's man yes yeah well he wrote a song called john deere green and pick up man

this is a fucking man let me let me let me tell you something yeah um first off rest in peace he died of covid which i'm sure he was pissed about. Yeah. Yeah. He was coming up in the 90s in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Him and McVeigh were coming up in Oklahoma. But who else was coming up in the 90s in Tulsa? Joe Diffie is preaching, you got to have a pickup truck to get a bunch of girls. Hanson. Whoa. A lot of Tulsa comes up and is like

nuh uh you got a mm bop bit of a bop he was probably had to have been furious he was probably furious with Hanson what's what's one's prop me beside the jukebox if I die so this is if I die

you'll see is it upbeat I think it they use a fake dead guy it's tongue it upbeat uh i think they use a uh fake dead guy it's tongue-in-cheek and there's a fake dead guy like a fake dead guy is in like a person with their eyes closed or like a marion like a just play it's a dude all right you really think we should be doing this what do you want country music videos also try to tell a story so I'm not real sure why a lot of music I guess that's true why did he get out on that side

oh wait that yeah because the camera was there this is a man's man but this is kind of like but like even to want to be a singer is not being a man's man yeah this is too singy dude well yeah but it's setting up the party part of it But even to want to be a singer is not being a man. Yeah, this is too sing-y, dude. Yeah, but it's setting up the party part of it.

This is just the... Spread my ass? Spread my ass. This is just the opening to the song. When I die, spread my ass. Spread my asses. Spread my ass. Over a jukebox. Okay.

over a jukebox okay he asked for country music music video from the 90s this is about his 90s as a kid oh yeah that is I'm tapping my foot look at these stooges and stew to bakers put a stiff in his hand so Kyle you said a fake dead guy no shit Put a stiff in his hand?

So, Kyle, you said a fake dead guy. No shit. He's playing. It's a guy playing, like, acting as if he's dead. Did you want me to use a corpse? What did you want me to say? What terminology do you want me to use? You didn't even have to bring. I didn't think they were going to use a dead guy.

And so he did pass away of covid did they honor his request oh yeah no he probably didn't even get a funeral you know you say that but ironically on twitter when he did die it was all the actual tributes people thought they were being profound they were they were just quoting this song r.i.p joe diffy hope we prop him up on the boots with sand and prop him up beside the jukebox wait he says fill his boots with sand and prop him up beside the jukebox. Wait, he says fill my boots with sand? Yeah. Why? So he can...

He keeps falling. Oh, he's dead. Well, he's pretending. So he can sink? But the peace bars look awesome. Put a stiff drink in my hand. He wants to get filled up. Dude, is he...

He's spitting game. Oh, there he goes. Yo, a dead guy at a bar must pull ass. I'd freak out. The Pick Up Girl whatever song is very catchy. Pick Up Man. Didn't play Pick Up Man. What's Pick Up Man?

It's Joe Diffie. Joe Diffie's good. This is not it. Pick Up Man's another one. And John Deere Green is also... He was at Jambo. Oh, did you see him? No.

Was he a Sunday guy? He may have been like a Valley View campground guy. Oh, did you see him? No. Was he a Sunday guy? He may have been like a Valley View campground guy. Oh, really? Did he fall off after the 90s? Joe Diffie? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, there's bitches in this one. Nice bass. This is good. Yeah. I like this. That's a good mullet, too. Yeah, this is the one I should have chose. What does he look like?

He looks like somebody. Oh, my. Dave Coulier? A little bit. There's somebody he really looks like that's driving me crazy. I think he might have nailed it. I think it might be Dave Coulier. No.

Pick up my... Rollins. No, wait. I think he's a mookooley. No. Pick up my... Rollin' shit. No, wait. I think he's a mook. He looks exactly like this guy, I think. Can you pause it? He's a guy, a YouTube guy who's obsessed with Sonic or obsessed with... You would know him.

No, it's the guy that's obsessed with Pac-Man. Guy obsessed with Pac-Man. He looks exactly like him, and I haven't seen this video in 10 years. He looks like... Sounds like Fred Willard. No, no, no. No, no, no.

Go down. Just click that one. Totally obsessed Pac-Man. Like neurologically obsessed? Yes. I think he looks like this guy. That face he made in the beginning. Him. Yeah. He looks like the Pac like this guy. That face he made in the beginning. Him.

He looks like the Pac-Man guy. Why is that guy in your memory bank? I don't know. Watch him. What was that mask? Yeah, now we gotta watch him. His nickname's Shoebox. His last name's Christ.

Tim Shoebox Christ. That's another one. That's a movie name. Shoebox Christ. He kind of looks like TJ before he lost the weight. Yeah, a little bit. But that first face Joe Diffie made just sparked that. Is that a wedding ring?

What now? He got married to a sonic enthusiast Oh kind of fucking with this guy hate this guy He can sense pac-Man at an arcade. He thinks, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, fuck this guy. Get out of here. Yeah, he reminds me of Joe Diffie. Always has.

Go back to that first frame of this video. They look alike. Yeah. That's what's going to go to the middle it gets really good maybe not yeah this is what I like you like this I've never heard this

oh this is great I'm trusting what in the half tailgates my wives in traffic jams I've never heard this. Oh, this is great. Trucks and wooden half-tail gates. My wives in traffic jams. Oh, yeah, getting divorced and having a lot of wives was cool, right? Catchy. Yeah. Diffie had four.

He had four wives? Yep. Diffie had four? No. Did he? A pair of children with the first two, one with the third, and none with the fourth. And was he with her until he perished yeah wow god when do you do this yeah he's been sitting right next to us the whole time i don't know

i want the fast and the furious franchise to go in this direction trucks country country yeah the heist is like well the tokyo drift guy was real country right he was that was he was like a ex-army vet that movie made me fear like oh shit japanese dudes you were never afraid of japanese dudes before not like well i respected ninjas and i felt like they respected me yeah like i was like they only fucked with people who were villains right but then i was like oh those are like tokyo bullies yeah like i'd be afraid to have them in my school that was the first japanese guy you're ever afraid of i don't i guess i don't remember mine yokozuna yeah oh yeah how'd he die being very fat for very long yeah yeah do you

think the ass thing he did to people was was it stinky no that's rakishi oh i'm confusing him with rakishi although yokozuna did jump on you with his ass. What was the ass thing that he did that was potentially stinky? He put his asshole on her nose. Rikishi would put... That was a wrestling move? Rikishi would smother with his... It was called the stink face.

And it would be like, by God, his fat ass. I thought that was a sock in his hand. It was called stink face. No, that's mankind. Rikishi did an ass... Yeah, I love it. Yeah, stink face. He put your face and he put your ass his ass right

he was wearing a fucking thong and their ass their face is all up in that look at that stink face yeah and he would grind it on him he would like really oh my god wait wait time hey, wait. Time. Hey. Hey. That's a nice hat. That image. Wait, hey. Hey now. You can't tell. Is there not like a gif we can play of him actually doing it?

Yeah, save that picture. There's the thumbnail. Oh, this is a minute oh you you definitely don't want to play wwe clips no no okay we'll blur it who's he about to stink face nydia i think a woman yeah oh yeah right. Is he going to do it accidentally? Holy shit. Oh my God. Which I've always wanted to ask. I've kind of asked wrestlers this, but none of them will answer it. Did he have a special closeness contract? He had to have a thoroughly cleansed asshole. Did he have special asshole cleaning things?

Or did they just trust him that his asshole would be proper and ready? I mean, they turned the head. So he would do this to dudes everybody can you call a wrestler right now that has wrestled rikishi uh not that's wrestled rikishi no damn that way so the this guy was was putting his ass on dudes' faces to beat them. All the time. Yeah. Was that his finisher?

It's fat and tight. To humiliate him, really. And there's not even cellulite. It is impressive. You'd expect more cellulite. I've been biting my tongue. Are you into that ass? Did you see the last pick, the last freeze frame?

It's objectively a nice ass. On Paul Heyman? Heyman? Heyman. That first one is... Well well that's a tight pose right there come on go up to the first one that looks like a woman's ass ew dude that one that one looks topographic but that's he is his mouth wide open what about the one with the ref yeah that, that one is right there. No, no, no, right? Oh, yeah.

That one too. Oh, that's a piece of art. Look. That's a good ass. That's a great ass. His victim's in the back. Yeah, she's been stank. So Brandon, would you get hyped up

when Rikishi had stink face? Oh, yeah. People go crazy. Far left, far left. People would go fucking crazy that is the biggest ass in the world dude if you did

if you did that like on the independence it's one thing to do it in front of 10,000 people where you get

paid for it you got a $25 paycheck for that I would love to know the genesis of this

how did he come up with this idea that's the funniest picture I've ever seen that's Kyle walking away to know the genesis of this. Go up to that one we laughed at. That's the funniest picture I've ever seen. That's Kyle walking away to get the towel. I am mind blown by Rikishi's act. KB, you're not far off. Zach. KB, you're not far off.

He's just doing what Megan the Stallion does on stage. Same outfit and the same maneuvers. Oh my god. Oh, that's just... The independent circuit. You're doing it for the love of the game at that point. Would, like, boys do that at their house? Uh, probably.

I was a little too old for it. Got the ref! With the fattest ass. So I just don't know how you fake that, right? We got deviant art. Yeah, we can't do... Where? The real fat ass that's gripping.

Holy shit. Go far left again. Wait, she's digging into it. Look at that ass. It's insane. Not Kurt Angle. Dude, imagine getting, like, you get your script for the week and you're like, oh, fuck, I got Rikishi again. Do you think there's any wrestlers that

refused it i i mean so many took it that everything you liked was a little gay even even women took it like like no i don't think you refused it you cut off the the top half of this image the kevin gates would be jacking off He'd break his five-year semen retention. Oh, is that him? Yeah. Big semen retention. Good meme. Well, his sons are famous now.

They're the top of the business now. The Usos? Three of them, yeah. And Solo? Solo. Rikishi's son? Yeah. They made an event at WrestleMania last year. The Usos? Three of them, yeah. And Solo? Rikishi's son? Yeah. They main evented WrestleMania last year, the Usos

did. Yeah. Do they uphold his legacy with the stink? No, they don't. They do their own thing. They're just normal. They're cool. They're not fat. That is an insane. Look at that. Wait, what? I can't even comprehend the ass I'm looking at right now. Where's... You know what? Back then, like, that was considered gross and

an attribute of a real fat, disgusting person. Now that's in. But for dudes, is it in? No. What? For dudes, is it in? Look at him walk in.

There's no escaping. Ankle locks in too. Where else can you go? This is on bootylicious tumblr. Would you have taken one Brandon? If you were a pro wrestling manager? Yeah. If I was in the because see the thing is Vince took him

and he was the boss so if the boss is going to take him you kind of got to take him right? Vince took him a lot. That's my favorite picture of all time what did it do to him and well that's big boss man he was it a finisher no it's just a humiliation his i don't remember what his finisher was oh i think it was like a death valley driver which was just a standard move but he would do this just to humiliate i can I can't believe this. Kyle, we're going to have to Photoshop your face onto that for the thumbnail. I know. Okay.

Now, do wrestlers, do they come up with these moves, or does he have someone who's like, you should be the butt guy? That one just evolved. I think he had, so at first his character was like, he went through like five or six characters, but then he started wearing that kind of thongish thing and started dancing and he would dance and he would shake his ass and people loved it and it got way over well the next step from dancing and shaking your ass is sticking it in somebody's face so at a certain point his ashes became a character his ass became a character and

it just evolved it was his selling point yeah interesting and he's passed no he's alive rikishi's alive he's very what last time he stink-faced i don't know when the last time stink-faced but he's been around for like he'll show up every now and then as their dad i'm almost i'm 90 certain he's alive that's good yeah oh man that ass is still around so you theoretically anybody in here that wanted to could get that ass in their face could we theoretically theoretically we could ask alive 58 we could ask only 50 can we ask i don't know y'all want to tweet at him if anus gets 100k subs we'll all get to be iconic we'll figure out a way i want to get stink-faced for europe'm going to be iconic. We'll all figure out a way. I want to get stink-faced.

Women go to Santo Domingo to achieve what Rikishi had. He's right. Has he lost his ass? I don't think so. His last name's Fatu. You mean you don't think... Is his real name Rikishi? He doesn't show his ass now.

But he's still... Oh, he's cute. Yeah. He looks young, yeah. He actually looks pretty good. Oh, he's cute. Yeah. He looks young, yeah. He actually looks pretty good. Yeah, he does. He'll be at a Comic-Con. The Arctic Comic-Con.

So you show up there. You pay to get stink-faced? Oh, what if... What if he wasn't down? That would be so embarrassing. Oh, man. Yeah. All right right that was a good look at 90s country music thank you brandon but before all this woke shit you know all right guys thanks for listening