A New Untold Story - Group Home feat. Giulio Gallarotti & Aidan McCluskey - A New Untold Story: Ep. 439

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

Nicky is out of town so we are joined by nomadic comedians Giulio and Aidan (McCluskey NOT McLuskey). Link to send a message to Brolly's family: https://www.schmittfuneralhome.com/obituary/matthew-brolly See Giulio Live and watch his special: https://www.giuliogallarotti.com/ Defend Aidan in his instagram comments: https://www.instagram.com/aidsman109/?hl=en Ads: Rocket Money - Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money at https://RocketMoney.com/untold today. Birddogs - Get a completely free hat @birddogs with code [UNTOLD] at https://www.birddogs.com/UNTOLD! #birddogspod Stella Blue - To get 15% off your next order, go to https://stellabluecoffee.com and vote for Stella Blue Coffee's next best-selling mug designYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

Hey A New Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. Alright, A New Untold Story. Before we get into the episode, we have to bring up some very tremendously sad news. Nimrod Street, the anus podcast in the world lost a legend in Matt Broly his name is actually Broly We've been saying it wrong the whole time. Yep. Appreciate him not telling us that Stand up move. Yeah But yeah Broly is a he's a legend of the podcast and just he left a massive impression on us,

I think. I know the sense of humor he brought despite what he was enduring. Yeah. I mean, it's a rare gift to have someone who's gone through so much in their own personal life. It puts things in perspective for you. When you see, you know, everyone complains about their own life and, you know, that can weigh on you and make you a worse person. But he hears somebody that, you know, had his whole life completely reversed and had

to endure so much stuff and still was just an absolute beam of sunshine. I mean, he was so funny, was nothing but a positive influence, and honestly, like, had every excuse to be a dick, and sort of just like, whatever. He was just a very... he was just such a positive person, and honestly, an inspiration for us, and was so funny, and had such a unique take

on, you know, a terrible situation, but still was able to make fun of himself, make fun of others in such a pure way, where it wasn't contrived or weird, and he was just a really, really unique, great guy. And it's really sad, it sucks, and he will be missed dearly. And I, for one, am devastated that I won't be able to fight him in this life.

No, no. But he was asking for it. He was asking for it. I for one am devastated that I won't be able to fight him in this life But he was asking for I'd listen he was literally asking for it but I'll catch him in the next one, hopefully and Rest in peace a brother. He was he was great at great at roasting. He had he was very very funny He was good at roasting yes good at taking roasts. I think he left off with the upper hand but I think we're going to have to run up the score on him now. We have a chance. The roasts will continue. I do wish Nick was here because he'd have some great things to say and we will continue to bring him up when he's back. We'll do more things for him. We'll do more segments, maybe another stream.

But yeah, shit. I mean. Genuinely some of my favorite memories on the podcast were his roasts. Oh my God. Yeah. I mean, they're incredible. He was good at what he does. Yeah.

Or what he did. And I wish I'd got to know him past the extent of his sense of humor and his podcast. I've heard nothing but wonderful things I know his family seems like great people his brother So they're in our thoughts. Yeah, and I think we'll leave a link to and they have a funeral link with like a Charity you can donate to yeah to or if you want to send his family gifts or flowers or a message that would be great yeah here is to I'm just gonna say like, no that's a new untold story Hey, isn't that story old or told? Fuck no baby

That's a new untold story A new untold story It's a fresh, baked untold story A new untold story. A new untold story. Episode 439, we'll get to that later. But I think this might be the first ever Nicola Sanis. Ah, second.

Second of Nicola Sanis. Shave into the nines, ripe for rimming. Like Tom Landings. Like Tom Brady. I know Tom Brady's ass rim is just perfect. Pristine. Clean as a whistle. So clean as a kiss So it has to be.

It's like White Sands National Park. I feel like he's the kind of guy that would dedicate like for the next month. I'm focusing on anal anal health. His anal anal hygiene is perfect. He's like run out of things to be amazing. And he's like, I'm going to conquer the asshole now.

Yeah, he's got to be good at that. I'm going to optimize my butthole. Yours is bad. I know it. Oh, yeah. Mine's all right. But that's actually crazy for you to throw a stone when you have a story. You're you're you're you're asshole is like that pit that swallows up. Your asshole reminds me of like a grizzly vet. Don't say reminds me.

That implies you've seen something. I have not seen it, but the way he talks about it is like a nom vet. But Rudy, your rep is you're the shitter. You know. Yeah. But mine, mine is mine is mine's pretty good for what it's been through. It's a pretty hardened asshole. Like it's solid. It's solid. But I've never had any medical issues like you think. OK, don't say that.

You talk about it all the time Worry about it Nicholas anus Assless Nick is plopped on his abyss right now Basking in business casual on the beautiful beaches of st. Martin. That's why he's not here. So good We'll get into that later But we are joined in his place by two, by a fusion of two unaffiliated nomadic comedians

in their own right. To my farthest stage left is one of my favorite Caucasian Globetrotters, the American Amerigo, the Richard Pryor of World Travel. Yeah, he went there. He's been to places like Afghanistan, Iraq, Lebanon, Hartford, Rwanda, and many, many more. It's Julio Galarotti. What up? Thank you. It was the greatest intro I've ever gotten. Check out his new special On the Map on his YouTube page, Not Not Julia with a J, but his name is with a G And check out his travel videos as well. We'll get into that

Oh, yeah, and join to my closer stage left is a domestic menace a Wiley whipper snapper from Wisconsin now in Minnesota The unfortunately not one and only Aidan McCluskey. So, you know with a name like that, it's pretty unique and rare for American boys, right? Yeah. It's probably good for your comedy career. Easy to search you up, easy to identify you online.

Yeah. Is there anyone else with that name that could like throw people off? Yeah, I mean there's a couple There's a there's an Irish soccer player with with my name. I mean yeah, I wish makes sense There's a couple other guys. There's a Canadian rape apologist with my last name Keep of trouble over the past few weeks. So there's a viral disgraced rape apologists named Aidan McCluskey as well. Yes. Let me get into this.

His name is Aidan, like fully spelled my name, but it's just missing one C in the last name. He capitalizes the L, I capitalize the C. But still phonetically the same name. Exactly the same name. Aiden McCluskey. Yeah.

And certainly you aren't getting messages intended for him, right? Oh, no. People immediately, they're like, well, we know exactly where to place our rage. It's onto this Canadian, Aiden McCluskey. Okay. Do you guys look similar? Not the comedian Aiden McCluskey. okay, do you guys not comedian aid? People are like yeah, it's him egg. They I mean they can't Distinguish me between this guy at all. You don't look far enough

Far enough away from a rape defender to people for people not to know Yeah, he looks like he looked like kind of like Andy Milonakis a little bit Yeah, like I'm like a white and Milonakis skit so if he got into defending rape instead of television Yeah, so what did he what did he say what set this off? So he said? Rape isn't nearly as bad as you think obviously all right stop there Well at that point he's just making a statement. Obviously is insidious after a statement like that. Yeah.

You say obviously after something like, Flo Rida is from Florida. Yeah. Not rape is fun. It's a gimme, you know? I mean, rape. Rape isn't nearly as bad as you as you think obviously he's a cocky rape Yeah, yeah, I mean he's like the Ben Shapiro of defending me

Yeah, I'm gonna give you some highlighted points as to why Make my case. I don't even think we need to read the rest As to why it's I make my case. I don't even think we need to read the rest That's crazy. I don't necessarily get it, but it was on a viral video of like a girl lip-syncing I've never even seen the video. I did I watched she's lip-syncing like a anti-rape song Cool, but all of the comments since he now has deleted the comment and deleted his account are People being like who the fuck is Aiden McCluskey? Yeah.

What did they say? Oh, he absolutely fucked. Oh, so like the when it initially happened, like a week ago, I got this huge woman who's like obviously in a group home or something. She commented on my girlfriend's Valentine's Day post. That's cross. Yeah. And I saw that and I was like, my girlfriend. Yeah. I mean, she's obviously like you could.

Can you explain that more to you? Yeah. I mean, you're a woman who's obviously in a group home. Well, I mean, we I could pull it off. Obviously getting thrown around. Yeah. I mean, can't could pull it obviously getting thrown around Can't you tell this is me my inflection is that captain obvious No, I mean her photos are like her profile picture is the avatar with the fucking Mask that says mask up and she only posts at certain times and I used to work in a group home

And I'm like you only get your phone for an allotted period of time So I think this woman's in a group. Oh god. She's on recess. Yeah in the wires. Yeah, she just got the p.m. Med She's feeling good She's like I'm gonna fire off and shut this fucker down So I read this the initial was. So this person found your girlfriend. Not me though. Okay, good start. But she found my girlfriend, she's like,

do you know you're dating a rape-ologist, blah, blah, blah, links. I mean, in that sense, she'd have to know. Well, right, it's obvious. Again. Obviously. Links the comment with this guy's profile picture and shit that's like, not me. And then keeps going.

And then goes on my Facebook and is commenting. And initially I was like, oh, I think it's like a few stragglers. Like just a few retards who found the wrong Aidan. Because it's like her. And then later that night I just left it alone we took a shower got out of the shower and a voicemail on my phone no and I was like oh shit and it was a dude who's like I want to talk about rape with you guys as well you think rape is funny or it's okay and I was like I

don't know how you your phone number yeah I called him back and was like, I don't know how you. How do you get your phone number? Yeah, I called him back and was like pretty polite with him. And I was like, hey man, like you do have Aiden, but you don't have the right Aiden. And I'd like to know how you got my phone number. Never call me back. Then a few days go by and like nothing. And then this guy deleted his account entirely. So now I'm the only Aidan McCluskey that shows up. Right and you are, if you go to the Twitter comments, he's like there's a search at the

top that comes up automatically for like the most trending searches and it's your name, your spelling. Yep. And I've seen some of the, like first off the comments on that video are like came here looking for aiden mccluskey anyone seen him 1940s detective Where the F are you little boy who else came here to find aiden mccluskey? It was 8 p.m.. On a Friday. I was closing in on him Where did aiden mccluskey go come on aiden don't be scared? This is these are real comments Oh, yeah, all the printed ones are off. What do you got next to you? Oh amazing? Yeah Also, just even with your like currency, but dude his with your current situation

like if your look Doesn't help you no No, you know I mean which is like which adds to it no No Which adds to it no I look like I would get into that argument verbally outside Right paint that bad obviously Like digging for hash smokes fucking my You look like a guy in a Jubilee video that's defending the worst position.

As soon as they make a comment, I walk to the furthest degree on the side of the room. And just to provide context, so we're not just talking about this nilly willy, some girl on TikTok made a video and a guy named Ada McCluskey with one less C than you replied, rape isn't that bad. Yes, obviously. People start finding you online. Yes, he deleted his account. And now you're just getting swarmed and they're commenting on like your stand-up videos So which is like the best promo for yeah, I mean in there. It's good engagement It's very good engagement and then the other thing though that it led to is like people who are already following me being like Hey, man, what's this you said about rape?

like, hey, man, what's this you said about rape? And I'm like, I didn't fucking say anything about it. Damn, bro. That's so crazy. When how recently did this happen? Oh, that's the woman that's in the group home. This was like a week ago. Yeah. You'll be good if you get a couple of weeks. Yeah, that still sucks. I'm still getting like some stragglers from it, but not as many.

I think people have. But then there's other people who are like blindly confident. I'm getting like some stragglers from it, but not as many. I think people have, but then there's other people who are like blindly confident and they're like, no, this is him. And I'm like, it's not though. I don't know how to convey that anymore. Jesus. So did you get any apologies from people once they realized?

No, no. If anything, they blocked me. Like there was one lady, I was like, the first one who reached out who was like, you're a piece of shit. You're a rape apologist. I just like sent the screenshot of the guy and his comment. And I was like, hey, it's not me. And I was like, I'd appreciate it if you'd like delete your comment. And she didn't delete her comment.

She goes, OK, my bad. And then just like moved on. Well, people like that aren't interested in like the morality of anything. They just want to ruin people's lives. Yeah. But I mean, an AIDS defender, or not an AIDS defender. Your name is AIDSman109.

Again, that doesn't help. Now you're talking about the antibiotic. That's again, that doesn't help. A rape defender. I don't want to say it's morally better than outright raping, but it's a less, it's a more rare evil because rapists are never like, the rapists are always like, I didn't do it. Right.

They're never like so what Yeah, so that might be the worst accusation you can get Yeah, it's rarefied air for sure. It's a unique position to take yeah standing standing like ten toes on rape is yeah You got one that said this man like to force himself on little kids. Yeah that one. I was like, that's the worst accusation. There's no part in that comment that I that that guy even said he wants to force himself on kids. I there is an article about the actual guy who made the comment who did he abused or sexually assaulted like a 66 year old woman or something like that. So some people were commenting on me on my stuff being like so you think rapes are right to do blah blah blah and

Assaulting a 66 year old woman. I was like well. This is oddly specific thrown in there I don't know what they're referring to this young man is raping senior citizens. Yeah, there is dude you were collecting Oh there. He is. Yeah, no he is dude you were collecting. Oh there. He is Oh, no, he looks a little bit good, and it's kind of crazy as my grandpa's Name is his middle name, so we are very simple Yeah, wow if you told me it was your brother I'd believe it yeah, that's dark Aidan You use like collecting the infinity stones of sins. That was crazy. It's from Kelowna. You might have to go kill him. Kelowna, Canada. I've been there. Nice place. Of Conagon Valley.

Beautiful. I wouldn't know. Where is it? It's in British Columbia. Oh nice. Yeah. Oh hell yeah. So you didn't put out like a cover all video of anything being like, you know, like I'm Ed McClusty, not this bad. Yeah, I put the I did a press conference. I did a very funny press conference on Instagram. And then I also did I post on my tick tock, because the other thing that happened was everybody on tik-tok started reporting all of my videos So then they all like kept getting taken down. Uh-huh. So I posted the press conference there that got removed

so I went to the open mic at ACME and Post and then just did jokes kind of about the people who commented on shit You couldn't even get off an apology. No, they wouldn't let me say sorry. No, they wouldn't let me do actually. But this is very funny. And you have you hired a black dad. Yeah, that's my buddy.

I used to live with him. OK. Yeah. Oh. But not your no guardianship there. You have a black dad for high. I'll be your dad. All right. Well, that's an interesting update. Any other shenanigans?

You're settled down with a girlfriend now. Yeah. You're not living in a car anymore or a closet. No, I actually had a nice come up. I sold the van. I got a Subaru again. I got had a nice come-up. I sold the van I got a Subaru again, I got an apartment there with the lady so I'm getting into TV Minneapolis yeah, you're getting into what what getting into TV like you're now you're getting into like television for the first

Yeah, just watching TV They've any original thoughts? No, it's good. I'm liking it. I like what they put out there. Yeah, you you you went up until this point just not a TV consumer. No, never watched it, really.

I would just straight up wake up and like eat breakfast breakfast watching car accident Compilations and then like go about my day and then like I never really had when I was in my car I wasn't watching anything, you know, so I was just kind of living and you were just like all car Yeah, all car all the time. Yeah, I envy that there's so many There's so many good shows Yeah, I mean, what have you started my lady got me into Breaking Bad Yeah, and that's been really good

I like that show. Oh, that's so enviable. Yeah, I'm watching everything for like the first time ever Yeah, I'm watching everything for like the first time ever like I haven't seen any of the people Fantasize about having their minds erased so they can go back and watch these things Yeah, no, I the whole fandom and everything is like completely lost on me I just like when we started when we lived together. She was like, what do you want to watch? And I was like, I don't really I'm not a TV guy. I don't know whatever even she's like, have you seen I was like I don't really I'm not a TV guy. I don't know whatever even she's like have you seen Breaking Bad no, and then it was like that with every show though. She was like Okay, so have you seen?

That we watch some Show Ben Stiller made separate No, not that one not that one yet. We watched the the one he made, the Prison Break show, Escape from Demora. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, that one was pretty good. We've been watching Extreme Home Makeover, and Intervention. That's easy watches, yeah.

Yeah. You're still in the minor, you'll, you have some things to experience. Do you have any good recommendations? As somebody who's never like you could name a show? I probably survivor Pearl Islands survivor. That's what I'm on right now Game of Thrones Supranos soprano Julio got this hypothetical on Mook can't sleep Monday Someone called and said if you could get severed and rewatch a TV show

What would you watch? Yeah, Aidan's actually living it right now. He's breaking bad is probably up there. Yeah, for sure. I think you would like trailer park boys. Yeah. Oh, that's funny. I show. Yeah, dude.

So were you up until this point? Were you was one of those things like, I'll get around to TV. No, it was just like I don't have fucking time for it. I would just like go wake up or go to work and then get done and go to Mike's and then come home and fucking scroll on Twitter or something and then pass out and Or I would just get home and like Write or try and do so right productive if I never really like allowed myself to get into Try and do something productive if I never really like allowed myself to get into

Watching anything and now that we live together. That's like it's like a hack to spending time with somebody. Oh, yeah We don't have to talk we just get to watch this and go to bed. Yeah How old is? 26 cool cool. Yeah, you got a lot of good TV ahead of you. I haven't seen The Sopranos. It's a good-ass show. A lot of good stuff out there. Dexter is pretty good. Alright, I guarantee you

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Julia, what are you looking forward to that you haven't done? Man, I don't even know, bro. Fucking hopefully making more money Yeah, that feels good. I think that is the key thing. I'm hoping I'm looking forward to or attempting to make happen Otherwise like I dude. I just went on like a my fucking honeymoon, which is amazing It's the longest trip I've ever been on and like before that I used to like read travel magazines because I would be like Oh, look at all these sick trips and now I like don't look at them at all because I had my vacation. I like don't feel like I need a vacation.

Where'd you go? Chile, Chile in the Easter Island. Yeah. Easter Island. Yeah. Which is part of Chile. But yeah, like bounce around. It was sick. But like, yeah, now I'm like, man, I'm not craving anything other than success. Now I'm like man. I'm not craving anything other than success Think Kyle was looking more for like video games or any any of the highs of life because that's what as I age into my 30s I'm like what give me something I want excitement for something that I haven't yeah something to look forward to on the horizon I guess international travel which I haven't done. Yeah

No, really no just a on the horizon, I guess international travel, which I haven't done. Yeah. Ever? No. Really? No, just San Antonio. Do you think you're going to do it someday or no? Yes, absolutely. I don't know. I'm worried I'd want to like, like just live there. So I was watching your Nicaragua video.

So you find people online to just stay with. Yeah, so to be honest, it depends on what I'm doing. Sometimes if somebody hits me up and is like, hey, you want to come here? And I'm like, oh, I think I can make something cool. I'll do it. But if not, then I just see whatever the story is. The Nicaragua one, some dude just was like you wanna come say with me

I was like, all right, so I was watching that and like your first time meeting him So your connection to him was that your your mother's best friend was his schoolteacher Yeah, and you bring that up to him in the first the first thing he said was oh She had perfect teeth, dude That was like oh uh-oh. And he goes, also, she was my teacher during 9-11. And then during 9-11, I was like... But he ended up being a cool-ass dude.

He was chill, yeah, yeah. Maybe not. He was chill, man. No, he was, for sure. His name was Aidan McCluskey. Yeah. Shout-out to Blake. But yeah, dude, no, that was great. But I'm curious about your situation.

So you, like, you really, is that actually why you're afraid of traveling internationally? Because you think you're going to want to stay there? His life was enviable, like off the map, gringo in Latin America. Agreed. Spoke perfect English, like had a hot girlfriend. Doesn't have to worry about the stresses of America. I'm going to play Nick here. The reason he's not going international is because he doesn't have a passport.

I don't have a passport. That's a bitch. It's a little boundary. But I it's not that bad, dude. You can do it. It'll take you two hours. I'm interested in places, but I don't like I don't like doing things because when I get there, I'm like, oh, I'm a little bit hot.

My stomach hurts. I'm kind of itchy for some reason. My clothes don't, and I'm like, I can't go to my bed right now. Well, dude, it's funny. I'd like to swap places with you. Like one thing I'm looking forward to, or to trying to do is improving my BMI.

Your fatness. Correct. Yeah. Cause I don't want to say that I'm fat cause that's like rude to fat people, but like I think I have myself as fat. And then I have like a feminine body, a fat feminine body. Juulia, right? I'm matronly.

That's how I've been described. Homely. Which is whack, dude. I don't want to, I'm matronly, that's how I've been described. Homely. Which is whack dude, I don't wanna, I wanna like. You've been doing that as a maternal physique. I wanna be proud as I make love. I don't wanna be a fucking fucker. Yeah, you don't wanna be like Diah Job of the Hut. Your girl's moans don't suffice?

I mean dude, I just don't, I've convinced myself that, and she covets athletes. Athletes. She'll be like, Jimmy Butler. And then, and we have this joke, and this is actually fucking insane. One time she made that joke, and then I left the room, and my boy was still sitting next to her, and he goes, hey, he goes, lay off the Jimmy Butler jokes

and makes him upset. I was like, did you really? I was like, did you really do that? What was the joke? Just her lusting at the Jimmy? She was like, ooh, Jimmy Butler. And I went, turn the channel. Like, ha ha.

Like I'm very clear. I'm like, dude, are you a fucking moron? Like in what world do you think it's okay to talk to my wife that way? Oh, she actually pulled her aside. When I left through him, hey, let's go easy on him. Dude. That's way more demeaning.

I know. It's so demeaning to, sorry to rub it, to just be like, that upsets him. Dude, it's insane, especially because she is like the breadwinner of the family. She's like successful and fucking like, she's a successful, powerful woman. So do you think that was maybe like a cue to you, like a subtle hint, like this is the

type of guy I like? So like, yes, and also her- Oh, you're married. Her father is in, is in really, was always in really good shape his whole life. So like that's the example of like the fatherly example. I've had health problems physically, like nothing crazy, but like getting over a pinched nerve, herniated disc situation Trying to get it back on on the wagon, but like I don't want to be

droopy belly mommy belly Fucking boy dad are you going in with a shirt on absolutely fuck no You gotta take the shirt off bro leaving the shirt on is just such a bitch move I know that's your move, but like you gotta you gotta get over that move It's such a bitch every everyone assumes the worst So it's not gonna be like worse than that. I know where your shirt. Yeah, I'll go sweatshirt if I have to bro Well, we're gonna head in the sweatshirt like a gas station

You ever get head in a sweatshirt? You know, like a gas station bathroom? He probably, yeah. Hell yeah. Not in bed. It's a comfort thing. It's a comfort thing. Occasionally keeping the hoodie on is sort of a move, but if you're always keeping it on, that's not a deal. Rudy called me a boxer one time.

Always trying to make weight. Yeah, so I've convinced myself that if I were to like my physical appearance, that it would solve all my problems, which I know isn't true because I've gone too far with that in the past. I was showing pictures of myself when I was manorexic and I truly believed if I just lose 10 more pounds, everyone will like me and I'll be successful. And it was just like pathetic. So anyway, I'm trying to work through that.

But that's what I'm doing. That could be a fun thing. Is that you? Yes. Oh, my God. You working out? I wasn't eating at all and I was like doing cardio all day. Hold on. Hold on. I need time. What is that phone case?

Zoom in on it. Is that yourself? It's me as a as a doll. As a Barbie. It fucks, do that thing's sick Yeah, dude I was I was living in LA because my agents told me I need to be there for pilot season and then they stopped talking To me and my agents goes to me, and I was in LA had no money, and I was like all right well Yes, I'm just gonna get really skinny

So I have to get hot a financial decision have to get hot well It wasn't even a financial decision, but I was telling MOOC also like I got a job as a PA Where I had to you know get waters and coffees and shit, and I didn't have a car So I would bike it was a 30 mile round trip in LA which is like crazy And it would take me mad long to get stuff I know and nobody knew why it would take me mad long to get stuff. I know. And nobody knew why it would take me so long to get the coffee and stuff until my last day,

someone discovered that I had a bike, and they were like, sad for me. Oh, my God. They're like, why? Like, are you good? I'm like, I'm like riding a bike with a case of water, dude. It's insane. So anyway, like, that was my life. And I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna get really skinny.

And maybe I'll, like like start getting cast and shit How long did it take you to get over that? I mean, I don't know if that I'm over it It sounds like potentially as I hear myself talk about this out loud I mean, I just like went back to New York and started drinking again effectively so like I didn't want to Reverse, but it just sort of gradually happened over time. Yeah. But, yeah, like, this is from January until April,

I probably lost 40 pounds, which is too much. Damn. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, actually, it's funny, I got sick in St. Martin. Shout out to Nick. Yeah. I got really sick and then didn't, like, crave alcohol for a while and didn't eat for a few days

And it just suddenly like reset my stomach and then I just fucking lost one joy to it. I don't know I look like I'm sick and you look kind of sexy. So sorry I got that headshot. I'd be like I need to book this That's yeah Do that again? There's gotta be a happy medium. Yeah hilarious dude I'm sorry that could be a fire so Nick isn is in st. Martin. Do we have an update video? We do All right, and finally this podcast is brought to you by Stella blue Thank you to the fella over down the hall at Stella blue for making this happen because we love the beverage. It's my most

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and vote for Stella Blue Coffee's next best-selling mug design. Stella Blue, Stella Blue, great purpose, better coffee. Okay, vacation recap. On the way there, I decided to make a pit stop to visit Rudy at Cockburn Town. There was no Verizon on the island, but thank God they let me use Chippy. What's on body? I have the Banana Republic shirt, the Patagonia baggies, and of course on feet, I have the funky monkeys. When you're in St. Martin, you know you got to try the hot dog kebab.

So that's what I ordered. They were out of sticks, but they did give me a lime wedge. I would recommend this to anybody. Okay, now that we have a full belly, it's time for tonight's entertainment. We had DJ Hyundai in the booth. Inspired by the music I decided to go to karaoke night and hear the local talents. And then I was inspired to get out there and sing with some of my sisters. Hello. Hi. Hello, hi, hello. The last thing you want in a resort is water so thank god we

didn't have that. So after dryly freshening up I was there early for the biggest show of the night. That's right it was world champion rock star juggler Mike Price After dryly freshening up, I was there early for the biggest show of the night. That's right, it was world champion rock star juggler Mike Price. And my god, he was incredible. After that you know I had to get to the French side to try the Bart Simpson Bolognese which gave me enough energy to learn how to two-step with a gay man in front of a confused shuffleboard playing island boy All right miss you boys i'll be back

Exactly how i'd expected that to go. That's great. You know what's cool about st marin the if you You know for a guy like nick who hasn't traveled a ton if you are looking at the travel traveler century club list which like Designates places that you can visit in the world it it St. Martin counts as two Because the divided French French that is cool So that's like he can throw that on the collection and the place he was at with like the the planes going right down So crazy so close Look at that. Yeah, it's not wild. The airport's right there So it's French and Dutch is it

I'm actually surprised he wasn't blown away Not not awestruck like hoisted by jet fuel air Carried away by gusts like a parasail. Yeah That would be a perfect fit like that would be perfect for me. Yeah, bro. Yeah easy. You should just that's Lounge in that wake and look at the planes coming by I think it would be kind of am I crazy thing that I wouldn't Like that they're so loud. I was just gonna say an absolute loud as fuck. It would be all I need You like that and I would need for maybe on like some three apparel spritzes a couple of Paloma slushes Maybe a little bit of Adderall

Smidge of Kratom dude I fully agree with that little bit of Adderall for relaxing to me is like where it's at What the fuck are you guys talking about? So yeah, that is all I need plus three apperol spritzes 50 milligrams of Adderall smidge of Kratom speckle of Klonopin Just like 15 or 15 A couple hits of a baby Jeter. Yeah All of it a little little bit more clone a pin, a little bit more adderall to set that off, to balance that out. Yeah, there is a tightrope with adderall and then some alcohol where you just hit this

Nirvana point. Yeah. And looking at that plane crossfaded, maybe some false confidence, because I thought my quads looked sick. Because I looked at them in my five-inch and CMJ crew bathing suit in a convex hotel mirror that widened them. That would be all I need. Got it.

Dude, unbelievable. I don't even know, I don't, someone the other day asked me like, I've never really done an adult vacation I did one with an ex-girlfriend where I went to Clearwater, Florida because I didn't have any money. That was fine It was cool. But like I've never like been like, oh, I want to go here and I just go I've never yeah, I don't even know they're like, where do you want to go? And I was just like I I don't know. I really don't know where I'd want to go I have no idea and I still don't know like where'd want to go. I have no idea. And I still don't know.

Like, where do people go? I mean, you go anywhere. I want a tropical vibe. OK, so like, you know, did you like clear water? It was OK. Yeah, it was interesting. I mean, yeah. So Mooc was talking about this to me the other day, too. He wants to go on vacation.

And then he he realized that he doesn't have anyone to go on vacation with. And then we decided that Earlier don't remind me that I'm I get it. I was there too. I I Randomly had this conversation with Shane Gillis and I'm not even trying to name-drop. I was just gonna why I had this car I didn't yeah, he was in the office Fuck yeah, and I just was like, what do I say to string Gillis and I was like, I don't know where to go on vacation I'm all alone. He's like, oh bro vacation solos, but like he is like, what do I say to String Gillis? And I was like, I don't know where to go on vacation. I'm all alone. He's like, oh, bro, vacation solos. But like he was like, yeah, so you can do it, Luke.

But you just got to pick the right. Julio doesn't think so. I don't think so, man. Really? I mean, for me, for sure. I don't think it's what you're looking for, bro. Like, maybe it is. But like, what are you going to do? You should just sit around with no one. I mean, I don't think if you're like young and adventurous and you're like in a hostel and like,

that also sounds like so fucking grimy to me, dude. I'm like, I don't want to do that. Do you want to do that? No. Yeah, so like, you should just wait till you have a bachelor party or like a boy, or you plan a boy's trip or like something like that. And you can even take the bull by the horns

and organize the boy's trip. Yeah. You know what I mean? But like the solo trip, to me, I just get lonely. I'm down to do a couple of days by myself, but I need to be meeting people or I'm like, this would be sick if someone else was here with me. It feels like a tree fell in the woods. I'm going to come back talking about my experience.

I'm just being fucking annoying. We got to do it. You did something cool. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want to do that. So I don't know. But for you, if you're like figuring out where to go. So like I would just say, based on any trips you've been on, what did I like about those trips, what didn't I like, and then just refine and be like, okay, so I like this,

now I like the beach, but maybe Clearwater Florida was too American. Maybe I'd like fucking, I don't know, St. Barts, where it's French and it's still the beach, and I don't know. Yeah. If you care. Rudy, maybe me and you link up.

I'm down, dude. For a duo trip. Boys trip. Knock yeah. Knock yeah. No, you both have sex with your shirts up. Yeah. I'll go bottoms, I'll go bottoms, you go top.

I'll go top, yeah. Yeah. Shirts for skins. Deal. Hell yeah, dude. Shirts for skins. Yeah. No, no, no.

Hilarious. Would you recommend like Central America sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. you can go on because you're in Latin America, but it is a place that you can roam around completely freely and not have to worry. You can drive around, you can get lost, like, and it's fine. And you can do all the cool shit on your own.

I don't think I'd say that about most of the rest of Latin America. They're like, they're a little bit advanced. They don't have a military, so they put all that budget into like their economy and tourism and like the well-being of the people. Cool, yeah. And it's also, like, familiar enough that, like, you won't feel like a fish out of water.

Like, there's tons of expats. There's the whole, like, Pura Vida thing, like... Um, and, you know, tons of, yeah, Americans living there. So it's super exotic while still being familiar and easy. Mm-hmm. Is there a Hooters for Moot? Definitely. definitely there has to be there's also Hooters in Nicaragua, which is in the video But what did they like the girls like turned around I didn't actually go to it. Yeah And also like if you're a single man like you go to all those countries dude I mean you'll be able to pull in a way or as Nick would say pool

In a way that you would never be able to hear look and you'd be they'd be happy for you to take that shirt off That's because the currency exchange Like that's not totally wrong But I think that you're just like a novelty as a gringo, and if they don't hate you, they probably want to fuck you. Oh, yeah. They don't know how lame you are, because they don't know, like, the English vernacular

and the slang. That's part of it, too. But, like, dude, and we're talking traditional baddies, none of this Gen Z bullshit. Like, wearing half a bottle of perfume in a dress that shows off their bodies, and, like, you're just just gonna end up with a wife, which may or may not be a good thing,

but try to resist that part. No green cards for the ladies. Some Costa Rican baddies. Yeah, you're gonna Latina. I'm thinking the one just down a little, down a click maybe. Yeah. No, no, no, over. Little right a little right. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, yeah fucking Gorlach She lives in a group of her

Costa Rican baddies you can pull dude That's a phone one time a day lady That's what I'm getting with my only as a power voice But dude yeah like I love that for you mook like you have you're eating homemade empanadas and even though they're this because they're homemade It's not even affecting your fitness journey posted up like Stevie from eastbound and down potentially I can see you eating a eating Bonnie blues pussy I'm not fucking her.

And I would. I've been seeing the spring break videos and I'm like fuck, I wish I was there. Somebody who just ate her pussy. I can see Moog having a threesome where he ends up just sitting on the edge of the bed. Okay. Whoa. Is that too much?

I'm sorry, Moog. You gotta get in there. He lays it down. I would pleasure, Bonnie Blue. I don't even need, I don't need reciprocity. You don't need strokes. He goes it down. I would pleasure Bonnie blue. I don't even need I don't need You don't know city You don't need strokes. No, no, I just found out she's 25 What agent like a pit bull That's crazy to me I didn't know how old I thought she was like in her 30s or 40s. Yeah, that's yeah

I didn't know how old I thought she was like in her 30s or 40s. Yeah, that's yeah Wow, you're right I can't stop thinking of five dudes ready to gangbang Bonnie blue, and I just get down Panama also has great sex tourism by the way if you want to go like Spend a couple a couple bucks and have a good time and it's like not there's no stigma like no one will think you're weird for Doing a sex toy man sex toy. Yeah No, you're talking about like sex parties. I'm talking about lip like like women of the night Yeah, so they called sex what sex workers. Yeah. Yeah, but I thought there was a store. I thought you said store

Well, no, there's just places. I did I say store you did not you said sex tourism sex tourism sex tourism. Yeah you know Hundred bucks go have the best time of your life. They combine it with like all the typical stuff like snorkeling paragliding It's on in the resort. It's on a pamphlet. Your tour guide will recommend sex tourism to you as he shows you the colonial city. It's kind of a crazy thing.

Do you ever, have you been snorkeling with your wife? Not with my wife, I've done it once or twice. Were you with someone you were dating? No. Okay. Why, you think it's an ick thing? I just worry about the goggles, you look like a buffoon no matter what yeah

You know I mean like I think it's really I think snorkeling is very cool I think I'd be a really fun thing to do I've done it sort of casually But I think it's a very difficult thing to look cool and fuckable and a great dude and flippers Yeah, get the fuck out of here like she'll think you're being vulnerable. I've yeah, it's like every time you're both doing it Yeah, if you guys are both snorkeling she'll think you're being vulnerable. Yeah, yeah, I guess like every time I see you guys. You're both doing it, yeah. If you guys are both snorkeling, she'll think you're being vulnerable. Yeah, we both look silly.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just so hard to look cool because you're like this buoyant walrus, like kind of just like, and then come up and you're like, huh, huh, huh, huh. You're like, you're like, there's a fish down there.

Yeah, you're right. Don't do that in front of her. Unless you're like spearing a creature, you can't, you're gonna look wack. Right, at least you have to get a spear fishing thing in your hand, whether or not you get anything is a bonus, but just having it in your hand changes the whole dynamic. And don't have the breath thing,

put in your mouth on that thing, fucking pause, bro. Yeah, you're right, yeah. Just hold your breath. Yeah, that's not it. Oh, by the way, I have a great TV show recommendation for you, dude Chris Chris Hemsworth Disney Plus show have you seen it bro? I think maybe I think you would fucking love it, too I'm not a big TV guy either. But what is it dude? So Darren Aronofsky made the show the dude who feels like one of the great film directors of our generation course and

The show must have cost a billion dollars, dude It's like the sickest looking show I've ever seen and basically he it's a show about biohacking and like at the end and the show must have cost a billion dollars, dude It's like the sickest looking show I've ever seen and basically it's a show about biohacking and like at the end of the show it like He like changes it changes the course of his the future of his life Based on this like a reality. Yes So like if the first one is fear the second one is fasting then it's like physical strength And he does all this like sick man shit He also seems like he's the fucking man the whole time You're like this dude rules like this is nuts and it's really good man

My issue is like I'm really into the potential of biohacking but for Chris Hemsworth like that is his biohack When you're him you experience an elevated level of whatever you need to experience But dude you see he's one just one of the boys in the show, and it rings as true. Is it like, um... You see all his anxiety and his shit. Give me an example of some hacks. Like, is it...

Okay, so they say that, like, but this is probably shit you already know, but just, like, the whole fasting thing about how, like, once you get to our whatever, like, all of your senses start to improve. And it talks about these, like, tribes who hunt in the wild, uh, and how, you know, based on evolution, all of your senses start to improve. And it talks about these tribes who hunt in the wild and how based on evolution, when you're hungry, it makes you see better, you have better, all this stuff.

So it helps with the hunt. So then he does it, and after a couple days in, they say that your body just starts cleansing itself, it starts killing all the zombie cells, and it makes it so that you can longer, and it can potentially, like, get rid of potential life-threatening things that might develop, and then he literally goes spearfishing to try to catch dinner. It's, like, sick, dude.

Does he catch it? I think he does, yeah. I've heard men, like, talk about, like, once you get to hour 74, it's fucking euphoric. Yeah. It's, like, it's kind of, it's, like, pretty cool once you get to 74 hours, no food or water. It's kind of a vibe. I was like, yeah.

I don't think you could survive with no water that long, can you? No, you need water. I did a 48 hour and you need water. You could do 48 no water. You could, yeah. 48 no water. Yeah, 48 hours, two days you could. But yeah, I don't think I could do it, man. Like I think I've done 24 hours once and I didn't even do it on purpose, I don't think I could do it, man. Like I think I've done 24 hours once and I didn't even do it on purpose.

I don't think I have enough discipline or. No. The two day one wasn't that bad. You're just like kind of mildly pissed. Right. But it's not that bad. I saw a dude that went like 42 days. Jesus.

Yeah. If you plan it right and you have like the water and you just need water and electrolytes, you can go for a very long Time crazy, right? Yeah, that sounds like the better version of like what Zac Efron try to do This is about this is a much better. Okay, she's like kind of I didn't hate that I didn't hate it, but I hated the old dude that we use with it was it was giving this like weird sexual relationship It was yeah

It probably yeah, but I found Zac Efron to be like very genuinely curious and like Very likable person. Yeah, but it was funny to see him Just listen to this guy who was like more or less like kind of seemed like he was just saying shit Yeah, he the dude it was never wearing shoes. I was a girl. You're see you're annoying. He's like, yeah, you're circadian rhythm Yeah, grounded in France shut the fuck up to KB do you still fantasies about going to men's camps retreats no I've just haven't gotten accepted I've tried a couple you've been implying no yeah I wouldn't know are you talking I hate that alpha male alpha male retreat yeah just some guy just like

rented out an Airbnb and just praise on the biggest losers. I don't cook in modern world. I don't cook, overeats. Have you seen those? And they like get together and they have like summits where they're just talking at a table about Loser Con. It's a little, I feel bad for the dudes. He's like, make.

Dude. Oh, come on. you do feel bad because like earnestly They're just like searching for right kind of meeting and can they probably didn't have a dad like there's just a loss They're searching for it, but it's like you can't help but make fun of them there lady was like let's open it up Yeah, my life is out of control Like I'm outsourcing a meeting into my life. Yeah, there's two paths you go to this retreat or you fuck bonnie blue If that's the option I'd take the latter I guess Some of those fucking clips man are so funny though like the tape talking about if you order sushi. You're a pussy Whoa the chopsticks.

Oh, yeah. You can talk about anything and just you're like, oh, fuck it. I've seen this one dude that keeps popping up on my Instagram, and it's like he's like this hardcore sales guy and he's talking to guys. And then I found out it's for cars. He's selling. He's a car salesman. Used cars and he's screaming at guys. Harden man.

You need to, saying like, you need to fast. You need to be a better man. You need to be there for your kids and show up every day. And it's like, you're selling fucking Kia's, dude. Yeah. Yeah, you're gonna sell a Hyundai Sonata with a scone in your stomach? Yeah.

You need to go Cardboard Diet if you're trying to move that 2001 Toyota Corolla Yeah, dude, that guy is really stressful. I know exactly who you're talking about. I can't remember his fucking name He's like Jack. See the real big bald guy with the He's screaming at guy. Yeah, he just humiliates his clients that guy sucks, dude Yeah, that's that's that's the result of there not being a major world conflict. Like that guy needs to be like on some sort of destroyer. Those dudes need to be in the Army and they just never really had the conflict that required it. And he's like, well, I'm just going to go to war for Kia.

Yeah. Like I'm going to bring that attitude. Like I'm going to bring the George Patton attitude to sling in used cars. There's another guy who is so fucking annoying and he's like tells a story about meeting Tristan Tate. Have you seen this guy? He's like, I brought a cigar. The war room. That guy, that guy's the worst one. It's Luke Belmar. I'm very, very, he's a very exciting fella. Dude, it's just so, it's crazy that like, if you can handle being cringe for like six months,

you can become the most famous person on the internet. Truly. It works. Oh yeah, if you swallow your pride, you can get really, really far into show business. This guy scares me, bro. This guy's a scary guy. Like, this is insane.

I think he's just a massive buffoon. Narcissist, toxic narcissist. Wait, is this the guy that went, he's not the one that went homeless to prove that you could make a million dollars. Anyone can make it. Oh, I don't know. There's so many. There's another guy kind of like this who decided to become homeless

to prove that he could make a million dollars and then Just ended up on the streets in the rain crying That's awesome he did not do it. I don't think he did yeah there is that's awesome It's this is really tough. This is my bed tonight. This is Mike Black, the millionaire who went home. I don't think he successfully became a millionaire. And a few other people have, like, tried to do this to emulate it and also are just like destitute now.

People think people have such a wrong opinion on money. Like I think high school kids now just like think that they have to become millionaires or billionaires and they don't understand like that is such a tiny percentage of people. Yeah, I don't think they can really grasp that it's how difficult it is to make and then like this guy is like No, you need to put pressure on yourself

And it's like no being homeless all you can focus on is being homeless. I fucking been there. I know Every day you wake up you're like damn I need to eat and shower right now, and then you get to the end of the day and you're like I'm tired from being homeless all day How do I expand my portfolio that makes so much sense you're like an animal in the wild yeah You're like how do I damn that's crazy. No time for TV. No time for TV. That is true You don't have time for TV so you can maximize all of your time being homeless. Yeah, these guys are such knuckleheads.

And the other thing, too, it's like to tell these kids the one way that you can guarantee that you will be rich is if you're just like get the best grades in your school and go to an insane school and get an insane job, you're guaranteed to be rich. They should tell. That's what they should. They tell them instead to grind on networking. Yeah. So it's just got a bunch of like the biggest socially inept losers going up to people at functions I'm probably going oh for 82

Like ten days straight, and then I don't know then they go fuck Bonnie blue. Yeah Either pussy you're like oh, so you they're like talking to kids. They're like oh, so you don't do drop shipping Yeah, they It's like don't you don't you got a work more hours per day? You don't outsource to never say what what's wrong with you? You haven't even set up tick-tock shop yet. They never say what the work Okay, yeah for real I Met a guy who like a travel guy who made a ton of money selling books. And like he very casually was like, Yeah, I starts.

Basically, I'd go to Goodwill and find books and and scan them and find the ones that were worth something. And then I'd saw them. And then Goodwill started allowing me to go through the books before they actually put them in the in the store. So then I was in these big things, books. And then I bought a warehouse. And then the dude started like a full. I was like, damn.

Just like one, and that guy, that's like a personality type. You know what I mean? His brain is like, now he's like a travel guy. Now he's like constantly making travel shit. It's like, spectrum me a little bit, but in a way that like helps you. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

It's like the kind of guy that walks in a group is like, oh, I can flip these books. Yeah, it's like, okay. Yeah, I mean, people work so hard to not work like to not have a boss You know what I mean, and it's like just it's easier to just have a fucking job Get a salary yeah, why are you spending all of your time at Goodwill looking at book prices? Right just have a guaranteed salary $45,000 and get a dog faced wife and have a couple of ugly kids.

Fucking die like everybody else. You know, why? Why are you trying so hard not to have a job? You're right. Don't take in like you don't take your stress home with you. You don't have to take risks. Yeah. Like you get paid vacation. Yeah, like being an entrepreneur sucks, dude. You know what I mean? And I guess if you like make it big or whatever, then you get to enjoy it when you're old

and you fucking divorce your wife and get some young girl and everyone thinks you're cringe and hates you. Like there doesn't seem to be a good scenario. That is like the best case scenario. Yeah. Buying a warehouse would suck. Dude. I would be like, oh, now what?

It's him with a forklift. He's like so overwhelmed. What do I do with this? Yeah, dude, it's crazy. I'm just like, yeah, good for that. Yeah. Yeah. The owner told me there's an issue with the concrete and then you have to like deal with like concrete.

Yeah. It's like I can't even imagine. My friend who sells shoes, he's actually an entrepreneur, is like trying to figure out how to get a warehouse now And I had the exact same thought where I was like, dude I even imagine trying to wrestle like a warehouse trying to yeah Yeah, a warehouse your worker gets crushed by an encyclopedia and now you're fucking Getting sued and fucking yeah, dude

Having to like hang like a poster in my apartment. I don't that's why my paintings are I get I getting I Haven't hanged up my paintings, and I've lived in my apartment for probably five months now And I'm like it's too much for me to handle Mike what if I put it in the wrong place? You're gonna get a task rabbit dude. I know how to do it It's just I can't even aesthetically pick the location you need a lady Yeah, dude, I feel like stand up like is as I do it Yeah, you do. You need a lady. Yeah. Well, dude, I feel like stand up, like, is, as I do it, as I've done it for so many years, I'm like, dude, this was such a crazy thing to decide to do.

Yeah. I mean, I've like, like going into casinos for the longest time, I never understood. Like you see people in diapers, like just slapping the slot machine, blowing all of their money. And I'm like, that's just slapping the slot machine, blowing all of their money. And I'm like, that's just short form dreams. You know what I mean? Like, stand-up comedy is really just me slapping a button, looking around five years later,

being like, where's my friends and family? My pants are full of shit and I'm homeless now. What the fuck? Like, it doesn't... It's so insane. And especially, like, it's like five years, right? You say you start and then you're five years in, and, like, you have to work like it's so insane and especially like like five years, right? You say you start and then your five years in and like you have to work Like it's your fucking full-time job And like you maybe still have made no money Like if you're making a good amount of money like in five years into comedy like you are a success story

You know, I mean, it's like such a crazy fucking insane thing And then I talked to all these fucking gatekeeping people and I'm like I should have just done that That would have been solid. I would get I'd have a job. I get to like pick people The amount of times I'm like talking to people where I'm like, I'm smarter than you. This is so annoying Yeah, I'm like can I can you book me? Yeah, do you have any other dates? I can't do that one Tuesday You offered me and then they don't hit you back Yeah, become a fucking video editor Oh, yeah writer that you have to do both that you got all

Different jobs that you didn't think you were gonna have to do totally and you didn't have to do before Yeah, you didn't have to edit and shit before and it's nice that you can give yourself an opportunity now But it's turned into a much more time-intensive hustle. Because, like, you control your own destiny. So it's like, what are you doing with your time? Are you just sitting, watching TV? I don't cook. That's why I order Uber Eats. Every night.

Fucking alpha male shit, bro. Then you wind up eating Bonnie Blue's pussy. It all comes back. Chowing her pussy and not even making her cum. For so long. long 30 minutes an exercise Just getting up. You're like, hey, do you come yet? Go back down there. She's just me out Well today's episode is for 39 and is the country code for

Burkina Faso The barely sub-saharan West African nation multi-linguistic multi-religious multi-ethnic One of the lesser known and talked about countries of its size Has one of my favorite capital names Say that is capital names. Just do it, do it. Is it Oogadoogoo? Oogadoogoo.

Fucking Oogadoogoo. Love that. Crazy. It's a crazy fucking name, bro. I love that name. And it's surrounded by Molly, Niger. It's surrounded by Molly and the N-word,

which sounds like a great party. Actually, if you go to an African map, this is how I memorized some of the locations. So you have Central African Republic in the middle, which is abbreviated CAR. So that's car. And you got Chad on top of the car, and he's saying the N-word. You got Cameron's on the other side of the car. Cameron, it's a frat party. Cameron's there. Molly's there. So, yeah.

That's funny. There we go. I wonder if Donny's been to Burkina Faso. I have not. I doubt it. I don't think many people have. And I couldn't find like, any interesting facts No, they're their soccer team is the stallions That's cool, and I think it's because they I like saw somewhere that they

They're called the the African Cowboys like they have a lot of horses, so dudes just Horses that's that is sick. Yeah, did you do all the research before the show or did yeah? Oh, okay happen to know about I was gonna say damn You know a lot about oh, no, I just happen to know hasn't they got their their first Olympic medalist in 2020 a man named Hugh Zongo who has the he has the world record for the indoor triple jump which is It has to require insane athleticism not knocking that but why being the best at jumping three times in a row inside is is an event I know

basically that is specific to the indoor verse outdoor he does outdoor too but not as well as he does and it's a a funny event. It's just a hop, skip, and a jump. And look at him. Looks good, yeah. Oh, he knew. But I was looking at like different indoor world record. Like there's an indoor shot put world championship. Why is there the distinction?

Is like who is, is there someone who's just really good at throwing a shot but indoors? I just trash outside The elements that shit nice I bet that came from some dude way back that just couldn't crack the top ten and was like we're gonna go I'm gonna do it inside. Yeah, but wouldn't everybody just be better inside because there's no wind and shit Oh that might be I don't know. Yeah, that's a good point Yeah, there's some wild track and field events speedwalking

Yeah, that's javelin. Is that now in the I think speedwalking is in the Olympics. Yeah, it is Wow, you're not allowed to your like you have to have both feet on the ground at all times as the rule and they break It yeah, do they? Yeah, I've seen clips They're just running like the rule and they break it. Yeah. Do they? Yeah, I've seen clips. Just they're just running like the travel and the NBA. They all have it on it. Yeah. What is the modern pentathlon? Can you look that up? Oh, yeah, I don't know. I couldn't tell you.

Consisting of. Fencing, swimming, equestrian show jumping, laser pistol shooting, and cross country running. That's crazy. So like, what is the correlation between any of those? Unique set of skills. I mean, they're all things that nobody does, except for cross country running.

Fencing is sick, dude, especially with the light up stuff. That is cool. It's really fun Yeah, it's like it's a someone like when they hit you it turns. Yeah, this is like for like Oh, yeah, it's like Mongols from the old times if a character from Westworld like robbed a bar. Yeah Shooting torses and what is biathlon that is shooting and skiing It's you ski to shoot. It's a race. It's is shooting and skiing. You ski to shoot. It's a race, it's cross country skiing. Yes. And rifle shooting.

That has to do, I think that came from the military. That has to be specific to Nordic fugitives. Who is, how do you decide to do both of those things? And James Bond villains, yeah. Dude, speaking of thankless hustlesles some of these Olympic events these dudes are like have full-time jobs And they just train around the clock to do the Olympics and like I watch the amount of anxiety I have for them as they're about to do like the final heat. It's like this is it Otherwise four more years, and you're not making any money. It's crazy, man. It's like mental.

Especially from like obscure countries. Like them getting a medal is the biggest deal. Right. Well there, at least I get it a little bit more. But if you're in a country where like you win a bunch of medals and you're like. Oh, you're talking about like an American like. I don't know.

Like a place where like you winning a gold medal of any kind doesn't necessarily matter. Cause if you win a gold medal in a place that's never winning a gold medal of any kind doesn't necessarily matter Because if you win a gold medal in a place that's never won a gold medal like you're a celebrity Right you talking about like a American curler sure yeah, and I wonder if there's like money and curling now because it's like the example of a thing No one gets I wonder if there's like even more obscure ones where literally nobody pays attention Yeah, the dressage dressage. What I don't even know what that is. That's just Showing your horse off. That's an Olympic event, right? You don't like to like funny walk. Yeah. Oh, yeah, here's how my horse walks

Yeah, here's how I groomed the horse. The funny walk is sick. Yeah, where they kind of clop funny. Yeah. Isn't that where it has one hoof on the ground at all times? I'm seeing parallels here. The Olympics are sick though. I love watching them when it's happening. I think volleyball is underrated. I'm always amazed that they don't get paid more.

Do they get anything? I think if you medal you get something. From your paid more. I don't think they do. They get anything? I think if you medal, you get something like I know from your country, though, and it depends on what country you're from. Is that what it is? Yeah, I think that it's like the Olympic Committee doesn't give you anything. Wrestlers get 50 days from America. Yeah, for a gold medal. That's pretty good, because I remember Scotty Shefford winning gold for golf

got thirty eight thousand dollars, which is like not anything like that's a lot of money But he made like 24 million. Yeah. Yeah, he should get nothing I I sort of like it's hard for me to wrap my head around Professional athletes playing in the Olympics also I get that they should be able to but it's sort of It goes against what it's all about. You know me in mm-hmm in a way Do you guys agree with that? It seems weird it like watching it nowadays, but You know the essence of the Olympics is the greatest sporting Call it like the athletes of the best in the mayor. I think they need to buy it completely

Yeah, yeah, I guess it makes sense, but it's I know it's fun when you see some dude. That's doing like Biathlon and they're like oh oh, he's a teacher dude Totally or the hand in the pocket guy the shooting Turkish. Oh, yeah Bad is the man. Yeah You know about the 1904 st. Louis Olympics marathon Told me to check it out and it is a Stunning story everyone almost died. Oh my god the guy who won Passed out from dehydration at mile 17 first off. They're not giving him giving the competitors any water

It's 90 degrees and this was in a time where the theory was that dehydration was good for athleticism So water was bad So the guy won passed out on mile 17. He woke up or he was writhing in pain and they gave him brandy, egg whites and rat poison to dry to try to induce more dehydration to get him propelled. And it worked. He ran three more miles and then they carried him to the finish line. They're like, all right. Yeah, he wins.

He's the only one who finished. No one finished. Yeah. Another guy from Cuba, like. Shows up on no dime because he did a layover in New Orleans and lost all his money gambling shows up right when the race starts. He hasn't eaten in 40 days. He gets so hungry in the middle of the race that he goes to an apple orchard to pluck apples and they were rotten So he got a stomach bug Yeah, that's this one. Yeah, we took a nap for an hour And then he got fourth

To South Africans got chased by a dog off the course for the whole race First Africans to be in the Olympics. They were the first ever Did that's hilarious, but they also gave the dudes this thing called strict nine the guy that they gave rat poison to They're just giving poison out. Yeah, and strict nine I guess is like this supercharged version of caffeine basically, but apparently it makes it so that your muscles Don't know how to turn off and so you can just die from flexing oh my god and the guy was like you got to keep doing this you got to keep taking this like they literally almost killed that Jesus it was insane and they that one

dude was coughing up blood because they made the track yeah it was so dusty this guy's stomach lining got ripped apart by I think he got like fifth People almost died he needed surgery on the track The entire Russian delegation didn't even make the race because they were still using the Gregorian calendar so they showed up two weeks late Complete mayhem I wish we could go back to these times. You know we know everything we know what's like bad Yeah, like I love just being like so retarded being like fucking take rat poison caffeine. That's gonna help Yeah, right. I really like the solutions of the cuban guys showing up

He has this this like you know that bat the mustache I did back then where it's all curled, and he shows up in street clothes. No trousers and running shoes? And he had a beret. That's wild. Like, I don't know, dude, I'm in the Olympics, man. Fuck it. Like, he just showed up. It was incredible.

And then some guy just got in a car. Oh, yeah, the original winner just got in a car and drove to the finish line. They were like, oh yes You're the champion Uh, then they found footage found. Yeah, and he was like, I was just kidding I was just playing but dude the guy that did the water thing Is in like the track and field hall of fame Did the dehydration thing where like the only water they had was that one well

Did the dehydration thing where like the only water they had was that one well and that one well gave them all Diarrhea and the shits, but he did it because they he like conducting a test. Oh Really? Yeah, that's what I read is that he was they were trying to like test whether or not dehydration actually improved your running They believe that fully. Yeah, that's what I love believe that fully. Yeah, that's what I love about it. Yeah. It's just how fucking stupid encounter it is. They're like, let's try it out. That's got to be just intuition. Dude, this guy was violent. He only need for water. They did also these things called anthropology days

where they part of the Olympics was so that they could then bring in people from other places and test whether certain races were better at certain things. Yeah. I'm sure they had crazy. I bet the results. It might not have been too far off the mark on the guesses on that one. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It was insane. It was insane. Yeah, I would love to go to the dentist and they're like, here's a fifth of whiskey and we're gonna Know they were doing and they you don't need a driver because it's not illegal We're gonna rip your teeth out. You're gonna leave drunk. I wish that I get on a fucking horse

I wish that they kind of had like a sort of sub Olympics were rather than like sending your best It was like a Hunger Games And it was like a sort of sub Olympics where rather than like sending your best, it was like hunger games and it was like a raffle and they just sort of summoned a random champion for certain events and it was sort of just like a general census of the population where it's like oh in the raffle Aiden McCluskey you're gonna be doing the javelin today. Yeah that just sort of shows like the average athletic ability of a certain state or a certain country. That would be really cool. Yeah I'd be down for that. I

Feel like work would not be cool with that though. I feel like well I got going to the Olympics. I got drafted into the They'd have to have the like same laws as regarding like jury duty. Yeah, it's like I'm down and And I'm gonna go get free lunch Crazy, bro all right, I Yeah, it's like I'm down and I'm gonna go get free lunch Crazy bro All right And that's a wrap to go to the yak. Oh, yeah. Thank you so much boys. Good shit I got two shows at the Den theater on Friday as Julio at the den go see him in Chicago So I'm 15 930 mooks on the show too. It's gonna be fun

And check it on the map on YouTube. Absolutely Aiden what you got I Don't even know to be honest with you. You don't have any shows this way. You're gonna be on who can't sleep Yeah, I'm gonna be on moot. Can't sleep. Yeah, I have a show at the laugh Factory Friday. I don't know what time Well hit him up on social media. Yeah find out on social media. I post about it on there I usually forget and then show up and there's nobody, and I'm like what what the fuck happened the Russian Olympic team 1904 yeah get in a AIDS man 109 comments and defend him yeah, this man is not a rape defender Yeah, thanks boys. Thank you boys. Thanks