A New Untold Story - Indian Forrest Gump - A New Untold Story: BONUS EPISODE

Episode Date: January 19, 2024

We review Indian Forrest Gump (Laal Singh Chaddha), Soulja Boy's Pop Sickle, and BelmarTalks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-...free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. Yeah, I've been waking up at like three drenched in sweat. That's not good. No, every day. That's me when I quit. I'm not on anything. Drenched in sweat.
Starting point is 00:00:21 You having nightmares? Mm hmm. Only when I wake up, man. Oh, man. Oh, are we ready? Yeah. Oh, shit. That's your reply to what I'm going to say.
Starting point is 00:00:38 No, you're just going to say, no, that's a new untold story. Hey, is that story old or told? No, baby! That's a new untold story. Hey, is that story old or told? What? No, baby! It's a new untold story. A new untold story. It's a fresh, big untold story. A new untold story.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Episode number doesn't matter. It's a bonus. I don't know how we do these bonuses. Do we just say bonus? Yeah, I don't really know either. Yeah. How many bonus? Bonus number four.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Four all time. Maybe three, four. Just because we're doing it i guess the the overarching theme of these will be a review of some sort um we were going to do wonka then we were going to do more accessible with Indian Forest Gump
Starting point is 00:01:49 Lal Singh Chadha is that the name of it? that's the name of him Lal is the funniest name for a mentally challenged man I mean a little Forest Gump well we've talked about this before. Arnie Gray Forrest Gump.
Starting point is 00:02:07 That's such a non-name. Now, Lal. Is that a popular Indian name? Lal? I mean, it was the name of his grandfather and great-grandfather. What's the translation? I think that's just his name. What's the Indian equivalent of a Forrest Gump name?
Starting point is 00:02:28 Yeah, so... himalaya ding yeah himalaya ding i and there was uh yeah so i watched it it's on netflix if you want to. It's just kind of a one for one. There are some differences though. They made him way, way, way more mentally challenged. I haven't seen Forrest Gump. I have, but it's not in my
Starting point is 00:02:56 memory. Forrest Gump, they let him in somewhat regular attire. When he was running track, his pants were up to like his fucking nipples and then you're talking about lol i'm talking about lol i'm talking about lol and then lol also was in what i would imagine would be the mentally challenged uh uniform which is a really chunky horizontal striped shirt with uh blue jeans without back pockets i don't know why
Starting point is 00:03:22 lack of back pockets but every single one just a really chunky horizontal he was like a big lollipop away from me i i think this the apparel outweighs like the diagnosis even but they made him he it's a hot start so the first scene is like their spin-off of the life is the box of chocolates yeah so he finds the feather just like in Forrest Gump but instead of on a park bench he is on a what I'd imagine to be cut that
Starting point is 00:03:53 but they could there's chocolate in India is there not there's sweets of some sort they used Garoppolo's that's Jimmy they use Golgappos which is like a potato pastry panty puri yeah it is but fried just have it be chocolates because now they they bump up the mental challengedness of him because he pulls out an open bottle of oil it's like a water
Starting point is 00:04:19 bottle of like pea juice and he squirts i i got he squirts the whole like it's running down his six ounces of it on do look how much he puts in so oh yeah right there there's his pee juice and he'll pick out which one how much does he put in can you the sound is though wait yeah i keep look at it running down his hand Look at it running down his hand I think the actor confuses Down syndrome Or autism with gay Occasionally
Starting point is 00:04:52 Look at it running down his wrist That doesn't make sense either. But yeah, that is pea juice, I think. And then it's running down his hand. I think it's just green water. It looks very water-based. It's in like a Dasani bottle. But then, you know how like in the States here on this side,
Starting point is 00:05:23 when there's somebody represented as a with a learning disability they wear a pinwheel hat right for some reason that's the universal sign here they have him wear like a little dumpling on his head and he's the only boy wearing the dumpling on his head that's just not the Sikh headdress no trust me his
Starting point is 00:05:40 is not like a headdress look at his every other boy is wearing it around his whole hair he has just the tiniest little dumpling Yeah Yeah you can just say play It'll cut to him Oh he does And all the other boys have their whole head covered
Starting point is 00:05:58 So I don't know That must be like a The actor did too much To showcase that he was mentally challenged. Like a lot of facial, like, a lot of weird. If you start the movie at any point in time,
Starting point is 00:06:11 it's like the opposite of AJ Hawk. It will be him going. It's like a Kermit the frog. But yes, he, uh, that's his mom trying to get him into school. I have some notes as well.
Starting point is 00:06:26 I was thinking I'm still thinking of Forrest Gump. You are the name. If you were international, there's the there's the dumpling on his head. I mean. Oh, yeah. And he's the only boy with it. What were you going to say? You were international and trying to get a feel for like a common american
Starting point is 00:06:45 man's first and last name but your only point of reference was popular american movie titles yeah you'd be fucked okay because you have you have forrest gump ferris bueller simon birch yeah the three most popular American movies. Napoleon Dynamite. Oh my God. Yeah. Benjamin Button. Scott Pilgrim.
Starting point is 00:07:15 The most non-names ever. Like if you were like trying to convince someone you were born in America, but you weren't. Yeah. You would think of the, your name would be like Farkas Scud. And you'd think that would be like, just like, ah, blend in. I'm Indiana Dynamite. It's all non-names.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Is there a normal one that's the title Donnie Darko? Jesus Christ, none. John Wick? That's the most normal, normal yeah Michael Clayton but We're the Millers but that's not even a first Yeah that's just Yeah what are some name movies Yeah
Starting point is 00:07:59 Walter Mitty Waldo Pepper Is that a fake one you just made up that's a real one that's like an old wait can you google waldo waldo pepper the great what year did this come out oh yeah 1975 american have you seen the great i've heard of it what's it about i? I don't know. Wait a minute. The Great Waldo. Forest Gump. Yeah, I need to just.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Forest Gump sounds like where Bilbo Baggins lived. That's the name of the type of film. He lived in Bag's End. That's the name of it? Yeah. That looks like a Forest Gump. Yeah, he lives in Forest Gump. Oh, here's the trailer for The Great Waldo Pepper. Oh yeah that looks like a forest gump yeah he lives in forest gump oh here's the trailer for the great waldo pepper oh this looks like shit oh my kyle how did you pull this well it's it's waldo pepper and it's it's the same as
Starting point is 00:08:58 i don't know i'm looking up movies with names like yeah if you had to only choose um your child's name from like that could be an american movie butch cassidy flash gordon patch adam roger roger roger rabbit aaron brockovich. Aaron Brockovich is... That's okay. Pretty normal. Yeah, but... There's not... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Evan Almighty. That's not his last name. Bobby Deerfield. Yeah, dumb as fuck. Cool Hand Luke. Yeah. Harry Potter. Yeah, that would be the most normal one.
Starting point is 00:09:44 That would be the most normal one that would be the most normal one would be like the African version what do you mean I don't know I don't know any African movie shallow how once a gal shallow yes yes what is a gump is that a word no I don't think but it sounds like it's some sort of thick paste yeah or like like the the bright pink bulge you get when you do cupping therapy yeah that's a gump they're doing it right on the nose wow a foolish or dull that must have been after well that's like um the kid from rocket power sam dullard dullard oh yeah that was squid dullard but like a dullard is somebody who's yeah uh that's an adult uh it's a boar it's a wet blanket it's a boar so yeah like if you were named off of what you were what would your name be capitals
Starting point is 00:10:47 nice to meet you what would yours be pasty gayish yeah you would be the child of divorce he would be um it would be a hyphenated last name it would be um wait i don't i'm trying to think here wait yeah this is a good one um um overconfident can't read yeah that really
Starting point is 00:11:25 rolls off the tongue hyphenated k-a-a-n-t overconfident Andy Andy Reed wait what uh
Starting point is 00:11:40 trying to think of a good segue here I think the bills are gonna going to struggle with Andy Reid. Like Rudy. When he's looking at the bottom of Woody's boots. Mook, you'd be aww. Aw, man. You'd be ah oh man you'd be a superhero oh man
Starting point is 00:12:09 that's mook's superhero name oh man it's so accurate he comes on oh man oh oh can we just watch the He comes home. Oh, man. Oh.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Can we just watch the Gump track scene? Yeah, do you have any favorite scenes? The track scene is just the most... I didn't get to the Lieutenant Dan, whatever they did with that. You know how in Forrest Gump, Bubba Gump is shrimp, right? Here, his partner, they sell underwear. Different cuts of underwear. And that's what gets them
Starting point is 00:12:48 so rich. And it's not because of a hurricane. It's just because they changed the name to the love interests. It's a... They really took some liberties there. And then instead of Lieutenant Dan, instead of him saving Lieutenant Dan, they're fighting terrorists. And he accidentally
Starting point is 00:13:04 goes and saves a terrorist that got his legs blown off so his buddy in this is a terrorist oh that's lieutenant dan yeah just a terror a legless terrorist another funny thing i noticed from the firefight is they just threw in a random white guy there was a white guy in there and then there was a white guy calling his woman a whore there's are you sure they just weren't white indians which some regions like produce just he might be a white indian yeah i didn't know that but maybe that sounds like a gift exchange yeah we're gonna do this one white indian yeah it's white elephant and indian giving combined so you could choose your own gift yeah yeah that's perfect.
Starting point is 00:13:46 We'll do a white and Indian. Just buy something for yourself and pick out your gift. Look at him. I don't know why his face... Come on. The body acting. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:14:00 The shorts are up so high. Why isn't he running? Run, lol, run! And then the music. And they can't, like... He's not running that fast. They just have these guys run slow. And everybody else's shorts are the right height.
Starting point is 00:14:16 His are to his fucking clavicle. I thought the music in this movie was bang. Right off the bat, I noticed it was beautiful soundtracking and it's a really like colorful movie jam packed Bollywood knows how to make movies the reviews are so polarizing
Starting point is 00:14:33 people loved this and the Bollywood fans but the reviews are like horrible the number is horrible but all the reviews are great if you just Google the movie. 2.5? Yeah, so a lot of ones, but a lot of fives.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Brilliant first half. It did drag on. It really, really dragged on. I didn't make it. Could not finish it. The other change they made that I thought was interesting, you know, it was like Lieutenant Day and ice cream. They switched it to popsicles, but it's just like a beige popsicle they call them ice lollies but he's trying to give uh the
Starting point is 00:15:10 terrorist a beige popsicle which is a funny name for a dick as well yeah have you seen the picture of soldier boy eating the long popsicle no man in the back of a music video someone tweeted it it's the longest popsicle Popsicle in the back of a music video someone tweeted it That's a foot long popsicle that he's got I hope you reply respond to this because his reply game is unbelievable. I think it was someone tweeted it. I guess it's a reply. Thanks, Mookie. Thanks for pulling it out, Mookie. Is there like a video of it?
Starting point is 00:15:58 Here, go down to that first tweet. I think it's a music video. I don't know where it's from. Go to the first tweet. A vlog popsicle. There it is. Look, popsicle that's what you call your dad like that's what that's what the grim reaper's dad that son calls him why is that so funny it's not it's not far off, but it's hilarious. Popsicle. Look at Soulja Boy Popsicle. I think sickle is on the other line. It's so funny. And it's...
Starting point is 00:16:32 It's the brightest colors ever. My popsicle smell like that's fucking me up. Shit's killing me. It's funnier than the long popsicle. Pop itself. Look at Soulja Boy little popsicle. Oh, my God. I know he fucking hated that, too.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Why does he have it? That's a state fair size popsicle. That is a doozy. a state fair size that's a hot day that's a that is a doozy uh i don't even know you can't buy you have to get that from the dark web popsicle length isn't like that's not a standard they can't sign off on that there's no buy me a popsicle that long at a standard supermarket and that's not the standard colors of a popsicle either. I've never seen that. Is that the Ghana flag? You get the Ghana pop.
Starting point is 00:17:30 It's hot enough that I gotta bust out the Ghana pop. I've been waiting for a real hot day for the Ghana pop. Holy shit. That popsicle. I love that popsicle. Is there any other like footage
Starting point is 00:17:45 of him with that pops yeah what's the music video lifestyle yeah what his swagger is like right this is really important can you just go to YouTube and find the uh yeah we gotta I can reverse it you gotta find what lifestyle video oh young thug it's young thug yeah
Starting point is 00:18:01 and this is a popular one rich homie Kwan It's Young Thug, yeah. So this is a popular one. Rich Homie Quan. Let's see it. There's a video of them actually playing this song in Young Thug's trial. Really? To showcase his affinity for gang culture. It's a hot ass day you know we can't approve this popsicle
Starting point is 00:18:30 calorically too dense what do you think young thug's reaction was when he saw the popsicle when soldier boy rolls up with the biggest popsicle this dude this dude with the popsicle he may not have made the cut. Yeah, did somebody have the director's cut? No, we're close.
Starting point is 00:18:50 I think I see him in the back. And he's... Whoa! It's so quick, too. Oh, man. It's so quick, too. Oh, man. Wait, that looks homemade, man.
Starting point is 00:19:12 Because, like, that's... Look at the shape. It's all bumpy and lumpy. That looks like a science fair project. I want to see Soulja Boy in front of, like, a science fair board. How to make popsicles. That is not the standard color that's the only clip damn soldier this is like when he was way more famous than anyone in this video and they just does he have a feature of this? That's bigger than his head.
Starting point is 00:19:48 His head looks so small compared to the popsicle. Everything would. My God. Soulja Boy's popsicle. I gotta see who else is tweeting about Soulja Boy popsicle. Can you search on Twitter? Just pop space S-I-C-K-L-E and see how many people have. Are you doing that?
Starting point is 00:20:04 Mook, you do that. I'll i'll do the soldier boy oh my god ah you gotta log in this was like uh apparently this was a 2022 like decade or i don't know how long seven years later revelation right and that's a video with how many views the daily loud like uh broke it they imagine breaking the popsicle news man oh no here's some fourth what is all black people making not soldier boy with the popsicle anything but that the fuck soldier boy in here with the popsicle. Anything but that. The fuck Soulja Boy in here with a popsicle? They just threw Soulja Boy in the video like,
Starting point is 00:20:56 here, eat this popsicle. They're acting like it was a prop. It was in a wardrobe. They're like, all right, red shirt, long ass chain, and grab that popsicle. He was in a wardrobe and they're like, alright, red shirt, long ass chain and grab that popsicle. It's the size of like a standard bayonet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:13 De Marini. Brought his t-ball bat. He's wearing a de marini. He's looking on a de marini. You know the one, the holographic DeMarini. He's looking on the DeMarini. He's sucking on the DeMarini. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:21:38 He's walking down the street looking at DeMarini. not soldier anybody but soldier anybody but him not soldier it's distracting from the length of the chain behind him oh look how they did my boy soldier they were probably so pissed they probably didn't even know he was holding the pop so he probably took it out of his jean pop dude he took it out of the loop in his carpenter jeans he did it as a gun holster
Starting point is 00:22:18 he's like completely overshadowed all our new chains it is it's glowing damn it soldier look at all our chains and you pull the world's longest it gets heavy at the end too you know he can't keep it up for very long look he gives it a little oh shit he has to switch hands from the popsicle you know also birdman would have hated when he saw oh yeah so pissed you know they were pissed he has to practice for eating it by putting a donut on it. Yeah, it's taking... He can't finish it before it melts, so he has to
Starting point is 00:23:10 practice with the donut. Dude, he has to eat it like this. Oh, man. Spotter. I need a spotter. For the popsicle. That ice cream man has to be jacked. Yeah. That's it that's it man holy shit oh but yeah indian indian forrest gump it's exactly it's a one for one for every scene is just other than the yeah he saves a terrorist the ums every second maybe a bust of a movie review but
Starting point is 00:23:42 it's it is they it's one of the longer movies you'll ever see yeah it's like two hours and 40 minutes yeah there he is learning about underwear there's all kinds of underwear v cut a cut yeah that's not a really a it does translation yeah shrimp shrimp to underwear yeah i'm familiar with yeah it's where i keep mine and there's the terrorist he saves a terrorist instead I'm familiar with. Yeah. That's where I keep mine. And there's the terrorist. He saves a terrorist instead. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:11 But other than that, one for one. There's the beige ass popsicle, dude. Oh, it looks like they're licking a dowel. They're licking a table leg. Oh, that was horrible. What fucking flavor is that? What fucking flavor is that? I know you're in asia but like i think they're that's a nunchuck
Starting point is 00:24:29 oh my god that's a oh that's that's almost as funny as soldiers that is so off-putting oh my god look at that that's a door it doesn't look good man it does not look good what a bizarre shot right there yeah you lined up the popsicles lined up the popsicles but the terrorist obviously doesn't want the beige popsicle he definitely has shit in his diaper right now yeah and then he just runs and that's him in front of all the underwear yeah it is just if you want to watch if somebody wants to watch Forrest Gump
Starting point is 00:25:09 and just be like okay I'll meet you in the middle let's watch this one instead that's a fair trade it's the same exact yeah same exact movie I can see how like if you were an Indian kid like this is great
Starting point is 00:25:21 yeah definitely he looks cool there and there's him running the cabals yeah oh yeah one for one of gump I'm excited for more Indian remakes because it's just colorful the dancing great shit
Starting point is 00:25:35 did you guys know anything else nah you know this Belmar dude have you seen him Belmar no who's Belmar he uh he's shoot the link to me if you can like one of those billionaire mindset guys oh hell yes i like those dudes this is like the the epitome like it's he's like the number one grind set dude
Starting point is 00:26:11 he's like the number one grind set dude i'll smoke all right the belmar yeah he has like 10 accounts buddy just want me to rip one yeah yeah watched two movies in the last two years and they were kind of intentional you know we were in dubai we went to go watch the new avatar movie which was like a two billion dollar budget and this was after the argentina world cup win so it's like ultimate ecstasy what's gonna be it what you're gonna go watch avatar so we book out the entire theater and within 20 minutes we're just like i don't want to see the blue characters out here running around like whatever yeah that's the whole clip that's the clip this type of shit he's on that's the whole clip he was like those had nothing to do with each other i booked out the entire theater we're in dubai the laugh after he says dubai argentina so you know
Starting point is 00:26:50 what are you gonna do after argentina wins yeah you know watch avatar i don't nothing is strung together no it's like a mad lib none of that had anything to do with it that was insane nothing was the point that he'd like avatar he was bored i think the point was like he was i'm tired of blue people running around he could afford to run out of theater and still not even watch it it was after it was after argent i can't break this down play it again the caption is why you shouldn't watch movies and then it says watching movies is a scam okay so he paid for the whole thing two movies in the last two years and they were kind of intentional wait wait intentional it kind of intentionally watching a movie what the fuck does that mean first off yeah it should be 100 intentional every time if you go to a movie that's the intent watching a movie i don't all right watch two movies this is exactly what he wants
Starting point is 00:27:41 in the past two years. And I meant to. What? I watched, yeah, I went to the theater and saw that on accident. Did he walk into the wrong theater? That's the only way. Yeah. But he just said, watch. You know how much intent it requires to rent out a theater? It has, the only thing you do is watch a movie.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Yeah, it's like. How many, like, you'd have to, what would the reasoning, what would justify renting out a theater? If you're like legitimately scared of a shooter. That's the only many like you'd have to what would the reasoning what would justify running out of theater if you're like legitimately scared of a shooter that's the only way that you could justify running out a whole yeah right yeah that's the only way you have i think if you have a hundred homies and they're all agoraphobic yeah but like renting out things are for like quiet movies are already quiet like would it be a romantic gesture on a date? You're just like, I rented out the whole movie theater just for us. That just means you want to get your dick sucked.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Yeah. Private room. You don't need to rent out things that are already quiet. Yeah. And you guys don't talk. Yeah. Huh. I think that he, my hunch is that he was just like, well, in his defense, Argentina just won the World Cup.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Argentina World Cup. Ecstasy. What are you going to do? Watch Avatar? Why did he say fucking ecstasy? Two billion dollar budget. Go watch the new Avatar movie, which was like a two billion dollar budget. Why did he say that? After the Argentina World Cup win.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Was he on the team? Is he on the team? What's it going toine? You're going to go watch Avatar? What's it going to be? You're going to go watch Avatar? What do you mean? What's it going to be? Ultimate Ecstasy would be going to Argentina for the celebration. What's it going to be?
Starting point is 00:29:16 And doing Ecstasy. Yeah. I don't want to see the blue characters out here running around like whatever. The music in the background. It's building up for him saying whatever i sent some more what else we got this one is ai is the new religion okay what does that mean he's based as hell yeah wait till somebody creates an ai that puts jesus muhammad bud Buddha, all into one
Starting point is 00:29:46 and people start worshipping the church of AI. Watch it. Flip this. In the metaverse. Remember, 50, 100 years ago, very few people were talking about cell phones. 20, 30 years ago, people were talking about the internet changing the world and everybody called them freaks. And that's what... This is satire.
Starting point is 00:30:11 It's not. I went to his page i that was my first inclination obviously oh this is a separate account so he has a bunch of belmar yeah there's a lot of belmar and you know this is uh affiliate marketing people do this now smart where they get in discords they pay people to make clips for them and they just spam it across like 25 accounts on instagram oh more chance to just have eyeballs so that like when you see a guy blow up it's because he's paying people but you also think he's bigger than he is because he has all these it's an industrial complex it's actually smart as fuck it works they're going to combine buddha he's he okay so first of all he referenced he referenced no one was talking about cell phones. No one was talking about the internet. Those are physical
Starting point is 00:30:47 things. But no one is like worshipping the MacBook at an altar. He thinks the next invention is going to be a combined God. Five disconnected points he made. But seeing somebody wearing a chain of like a Buddha-sized Jesus crucified would
Starting point is 00:31:04 be really funny. It's funny. Really funny. Yeah. Could you crucify Buddha? Me personally? Yeah. I meant like physically. I meant physically.
Starting point is 00:31:18 I meant physically. What's he going to do? You could crucify Buddha. Do you know what Nick fucking did this weekend? Alright, dude's walking down the street. Bumps into fucking Buddha. What does this dude do? Nails him to a cross.
Starting point is 00:31:38 To death. I could crucify him on on Soldier Boy boys pops alright so this is uh Luke Belmar's mentor wait should we get I want a shirt of like he has two mentors by the way he does yeah who are his two intentionally
Starting point is 00:32:02 one that is no longer alive and then one that is still alive one that is no longer alive and then one that is still alive. One that is no longer alive, Leonardo da Vinci. I studied da Vinci a lot because at his time, he was considered a crazy man. Now we revere him as a genius. Da Vinci has this incredible quote. To develop a complete mind, study the science of art. Study the art of science.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Learn how to see. Realize that everything connects to everything else. This means that he understood that he could study art in a scientific way and he could study science in an artistic way. Yes. And that what he was told reality was wasn't the way that it was. Maybe we perceive reality by the constructs that we've been given and not for what reality actually is. If you want to develop a complete mind, you need to develop multiple aspects of your life. Realize that everything connects to everything else. So how you do fitness is how you do business.
Starting point is 00:32:51 How you take care of your girl is how you're going to take care of your customers. The funniest part is AJ Hawk. The funniest part is this guy doesn't have a podcast. What? He's just guests? Yeah, he doesn't have. There's no way. He just does those clips.
Starting point is 00:33:04 Yes. And he pretends that he's talking on a podcast.'t have there's no like he just does those clips yes and he pretends that he's talking on a podcast really that's not a podcast i've theorized that a few people like that do that they just post it to seem like a podcast so he's and he just like gets a guy to like shake his head in agreement it's just all clips yeah damn but what he said what he does is just repeat the quote he's never said anything yet he hasn't said anything um my mentor is da vinci he has 94 000 yeah that doesn't make any sense because mentorship he could maybe requires a relationship right they have to teach you they have to they have to he could have said see your mistakes
Starting point is 00:33:44 inspiration is the correct term mentor acts like can we go back to see more of this guy yeah i can't actually can't get enough of this even though it's it's like what do you want to watch i don't even know i really could be any any i'm not gonna lie he hasn't scroll down secret to the saudi family the reality of schools oh my god yes cool what does your first grade teacher ask you what is your dream job what is your dream now what do you want to do in life what do you want to achieve in life what countries do you want to visit no what what is your dream job from day one you're being programmed to be a bot whoa i never thought about it like that you're right that guy is that guy is number one that guy's number one that was an awesome cameo wait yeah wait i can i just watch his i love i
Starting point is 00:34:32 want to see his own work uh mook for the rest of our clips can we end it with that clip and him just agreeing with us yes every clip everything we say everything we say yeah i need that like i'm like you gotta stop doing zin six milligrams and he's like i never thought about it there also he doesn't fully open his mouth yeah i never thought about it you're right oh no he never closes his mouth oh hell yes this is a new guy this is the kids are calling belmar an instagram yapper oh no yeah oh no and that's what he is yeah he's an instagram yapper i can't understand japanese i've seen comment sections that are like he like praising him like he has a following oh for sure this guy it rocks
Starting point is 00:35:19 but i want the other guy on our show full time. First chair. Poach him. I haven't thought about it. Do you think he just has like a rotation of dudes? Yes. I'll agree with you. Agreeable dudes. One more. Let's end it with one more.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Stick with one woman. No, don't listen to your parents. Yeah, that's going to be great. His audience is 10 year olds. Yeah, absolutely. A situation where I realized my parents didn't know a whole lot. And it was the first time in my life where there was this tectonic shift where I realized many people have their parents stunned them.
Starting point is 00:35:57 And their growth is stunted because their parents have fear of, oh, my son or my daughter are going to get hurt or they're going to end up in trouble. Or completely the other side, they just hate success. They think that all rich people are bad people or they think that money's bad. When in reality, they're just ignorant. So now I was in a situation where I realized my parents' advice with regards to how to live an ideal life was not cut out for me. Why?
Starting point is 00:36:22 Because I did not want to live the life. He's never had a conversation no he just he just he asked himself a question why and then he answered yeah and he has another dude sitting there replied like in a back and forth no yeah no he speaks in clips why because it works like that on instagram yeah damn i never thought about it like that way a tectonic shift if you told me this guy was ai he might be this shit's super easy to do though right like yes you got to think about life as a symbiotic relationship with yourself why because you're your biggest competition and if you give up on yourself then who's left to root for you
Starting point is 00:37:01 yeah that's exactly what it is damn easy. Yeah, that was actually way too good. I was feeling it. Wow. Go down a little. I'm going to clip that. We're going to put music over it and some cutscenes to like. Yeah, clip that. All right, be on the lookout for Belmar.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Shout out to Jeff D. Lowe putting me. On to Belmar. Yeah, he put me on to Belmar. Yeah, and that was an anus bonus episode. I really like doing these, so we're going to keep them going. Wasn't really a movie review, but it's the launching point for the bonus episode. What's the best place for people to suggest movies? Twitter.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Anus DMs? Yeah, anus DMs. Discord. Discord, for sure. Yeah, it can be a movie. It can be a television episode. It could be whatever, yeah. Yeah, even a person. It can be a television episode. It can be whatever. Even a person on social media.
Starting point is 00:37:49 I would love that. Can we end just by watching the clip of Soldier Boy playing Warzone? Yeah, what is that? It's just a great clip. We're about to lose TV power. So we better hurry. It's got to be the one with the RPG. I don't want any discourse about it. There's nothing that crazy about it.
Starting point is 00:38:05 I just like this clip. It plays that creepy like Lavender Town song. That must. Soldier Boy gets hype. That one. Soldier Boy gets hype. Yep. I don't want any discourse.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Hey, niggas pulling up. Nigga. Man, hold on. Watch out. Watch out, nigga. Watch out. Fuck you, sir. Let's go, nigga. hype that one soldier boy gets hype yep i don't want any discourse pull out a popsicle please oh shit dude that's a sugar crash or rush that can only be from one thing yeah that's sugar content that is yeah we know what that is dude he's actually that house is made of popsicle sticks oh my god god bless god bless

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