A New Untold Story - It's The Thought That Counts - A New Untold Story: Ep. 334

Episode Date: March 9, 2023

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Hey, A New Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon Music. A new untold story episode 334 Yes What? Yeah Yeah This is my first time getting it

Yeah it was 334 334 I have a cough drop in my mouth I'm sorry if you're hearing me sucking on that Or if you're seeing me I don't It tastes good

But I'm all fucked up. You're done dirty by mold. I think I'm getting fucked by mold, dude. Come on. Mold. Dude. Have you,

dude, the last of us. No, it's very believable, especially in New York, but you, that can't be your downfall. I think it,

I, I promise you, I've never felt like I was done. I've never had a health scare you've been all fucked up i've been all fucked up you can tell in your voice yeah i'm dizzy i'm coughing up like pitch black you're coughing up pitch black yeah it's like um like the mountain dew no i'm coughing up like vanta black like that black where you can shine a flashlight in and you don't even see the light. The blackest of black. Coughing up

black? Yeah. The second that happened, rest in the sweetest peace. Thanks, brother. No, this is my second health scare. My first one was when I puked so hard. I puked myself into

a nosebleed once and that scared me. Oh man. But coughing up black is that's very grim. It's the darkest of blacks. I'm coughing up. Yeah. Fuck. Well,

I pretend, pretend to have like a longer version of COVID. That's what you did. Just make that up. And then, and what you did was you were miserable and I had to try my best, probably unsuccessfully, to carry this show for like two months. And then you came back to baseline and now people are just suckling at the teat. Yeah.

I mean, it's a night and day difference. But are you firing faster than you once were? I don't think. But when I was like, I was just like tired and i was like oh i'm gonna pretend like my covet didn't go away dude and i realized that's a whole community of people they called they called themselves long covet long haulers so that worked perfectly i was like oh that's a thing yeah i have long covet dude yeah you you had me like so concerned about like your well-being and then it just turned out that you were a sleepyhead.

I think I just got sad. Experienced like menial depression for a few weeks. Yeah, I don't know. I think of mine's more than sad because I've never been sad enough to cough up like a shadow. But that's what I'm doing. That's exactly what I'm doing um you know when the mummy lets out all those like mosquitoes yeah that's me and my only scene i remember no you remember the guy getting this absolute shit sucked out yeah even even more vividly yeah so i

remember two scenes but oh shit um, that might be the perfect movie. Cause like movies, I don't think should be made to be like thinkers or good. It's just be like, movies should be the equivalent of like going on a roller coaster. Yes. Fun. I love that movie.

The Beatles. Yeah. Oh yeah. Under the skin. Yeah. Yeah. Those things rocked. Yeah.

Scarab is used in crossword puzzles a lot scarab what does that unless i'm it's the bug that goes under your skin but it's like an egyptian bug yeah like the one you would lick us an envelope and everyone would be like oh i maybe not lick that envelope because there's a chance spider eggs that? That there's spider eggs. And they told us this, that you would lick the envelope and the sticky portion would have spider eggs. Yeah, I remember that. You would swallow it, ingest it. The spider eggs would grow in your skin and hatch in your skin. You would have spiders crawl out.

Yeah, that was a real fear in seventh grade. I need to do a little bit. I like that we're calling this housekeeping. Just a shout out to some boys. Shout out to Morty the Knife Man. I need to do a little bit. I like that we're calling this housekeeping. Just a shout out to some boys. Shout out to Morty the Knife Man. He sent me about 50 knives and he made them himself. Shout out Morty the Knife Man.

Morty the Knife Man? The blades all say Morty the Knife Man. So you have 50 more? I probably am at like 78 knives right now. I'm still comfortable. Shout out to Otis. Nice. Shout out to Otis. Nice. Shout out to Parley Vintage in Philadelphia. They got a special one.

And shout out to Wes. And all these guys have all used puns. These knives are a cut above the rest. You kind of just breeze through some of them. Nikki, stay sharp. Oh, these guys all sent you knives? I have some to point out. Boys. Alright, I'll go through the...

I'll go through some of them. Because I brought about 50 home. Brawley's sending knives, by the way. Yeah? He DM'd me. Oh, I found Brawley's Instagram. He's been a quadriplegic for two years now. He was celebrating his two-year anniversary.

Shout out Raleigh. Yeah. That's probably the best place to be in your tenure as a quadriplegic is two years in. That's the most optimistic he'll ever be. No, he's good.

He realizes he doesn't need to reinvent the wheel. How else would he get around? Right back at him. First things first, who got knives? So that implies the existence of an ugly guy knife. Okay, yep, I see what you're saying. Do you think the opposite of cool is ugly? Yes.

Yeah, what? That was the first thing that came to my head. Yeah, I guess so. Take off that leather jacket so you look ugly. Yeah, that's how I view the world. Damn, that is cool as fuck. Yeah, that's cool. Cool.

This one's fine. You can send ones like this. Oh, you have like parameters and rules like you want to accept some this one it's got a wolf with two tractor trailers okay okay

cool yeah here's where it gets iffy this one is from the Masai tribe in Kenya Cool. Yeah. Here's where it gets iffy. This one is from the Maasai tribe in Kenya. Counts. Oh. Yeah. That's just straight from Kenya? Yeah. The Maasai tribe. Definitely iffy. Iffy.

This one's a felony. You can't have this in New York. Oh my God. You can't have this one in New York. Is that like ripping out of your backpack? Yeah. It's longer than a Jansport. Where can you have that?

This is a felony. So the boys have been sending me felonies. Who said that? This one, I believe, is from Wes. No, wait, it might be from Otis. But I was stoked to get this at first. Until. Sweet.

You get to the engraving. The Confederate States of America. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's got the flag you'd expect. It's got some guys leading a charge in stone mountain georgia and i'm afraid of where this knife has been i'm afraid of who this knife has been in yeah statistically it is it is pierced melanin

and i feel that's that's the that's the coolest thing in the world though and i feel that's and that's the that's the coolest thing in the world though and i it's not even a political stance the size the shape the ornate designs but i can't this is this you're not you're not accepting the felonies i can i how am i going to accept felonies i want to be able to vote i want to be able to buy a piece when i move okay but you have no don't don't i'm going to get to 200 so fast i know and i'm very fast also the rub of it is like how do you even dispose of that because if you hide it then that implies more guilt but you also can't display it yeah you can't really throw it in the garbage i mean because i don't want somebody else to find it and then just be like committing crimes with it.

And what you can't you can't discard of that. You cannot discard it. Melt it. Now, you certainly can't smelt it. Yeah, it's. So stoked when I saw the packaging. Oh, it's even got the emblem right here. Can't even hide it.

I'll give it to Brandon. Now, what are you going do with this i already have one yeah yeah what are you gonna do with these now you're gonna hang them up so we've gotten a text from hank of how we want the new anus studio to look i want to not i want us to be sitting in front of a wall of knives i think the backdrop and we have complete creative control should be yeah you're 200 knives if you ever reach that milestone i mean you're doing quality over quantity right now i'm getting knives from masai tribesmen the masais of kenya who sent that a rollerblader

look at that yeah that yeah that one looks like that was definitely used this one's probably been used in like, I think it's killed. Oh, for sure. So the bet again, right? If you get to 200, KB has to DJ a gig. He has to DJ a gig. Okay. What if you get to 200 and then lose a couple knives and go under?

I think as soon as you get to, it's like being a Marine. Once a Marine, always a Marine. Yeah. And I'll DJ a gig regardless. Are you getting there? I think I'm getting there. What if I told you somebody in this room is better? It's Malasak.

He has some, no, he's mixed up. He's mashed up some SoundCloud jams and I've heard them. They're good, but. Are you also, somebody told me to call you out. Are you ripping off the Zac Efron movie one for one? This is not the movie where he plays a DJ. What else would I be talking about? Because that's Charlie St. Cloud.

We are your friends. Yeah, you're ripping off Charlie St. Cloud. You're dead. What do you mean? Brother. What am I ripping off? The way that you control the crowd and that's how you do it. Oh, yeah, I guess then.

But I'm. Have you seen the movie? I've seen you do it. Oh, yeah, I guess then. Have you seen the movie? I've seen the movie. I don't know what you mean. Is that a line from the movie? Control the crowd? I don't know. I've never seen the movie. That is a line from the movie. What do you mean I'm ripping him off? You just said that line verbatim.

All of my productions are original. That wasn't a production. That was a thing you said. That I say, oh, okay. Yeah, maybe I did. But I am improving. I'm staying low-key, which is hard in this industry. My transition game

is fire. Is it? Yeah. Charlotte Clymer fire. It's getting better. I'm working out some kinks it was like Charlie Clymer went to Charlie Clymer yeah fast

I do have flaws and I want honest feedback whenever I release a track or drop a track or tease a track tease an ID any of that I want honest feedback and I want to know what or drop a track or tease a track, tease an ID, any of that. I want honest feedback. I want to know what I could realistically do as a DJ.

I think you could sell tickets. I want to get some gigs. But I liked the album artwork of your previous one. I think that was your name on the album artwork. It said, KB did what? Yeah. That's a good DJ name. KB Did What? Yeah. I like that. It's sweet. Explain

the fit. Yeah. I don't... It's a lot to unpack. Cozy. Yeah, it's fine. Do unpack cozy yeah it's fine do you want me to play my song do you want to play your song really badly wait you'll be able to buy KB

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are you going to a Morgan Wallen concert with, I got a, for my girlfriend. Oh, she a Wallen guy. Girl. She a Wallen guy. Yeah.

Yeah. Which is another pill to swallow. Yeah. But I, I think, I think his music is fine. Yeah. And I will enjoy it.

You're going to be like a Riley Cooper there. All right. What do we got do we got where should we start i have some news um that i really need help with because i've been way out of it i went right after yak i've just been going home low into bed or going to my dad's and going that's yeah that sucks because of your situation but that is an ideal schedule if you get better oh yeah what I do. Yeah. Yeah.

I need to stop just sticking around here. You do. And yeah, you stick around and you do whatever is offered to you. You do everything. I put more effort into other people's shit than my own. Goddamn. You truly do. Yeah.

Yeah. Which I get because it's hard to turn off that section of your brain where you don't try. No, it's not. No. I want to impress. What? I still feel like fresh meat around these parts. I get the idea to want to, but that's natural. Yeah.

You impressed me on the sit down podcast. Dude, I turned into a monster. Dude, you were just an analytical factual piece. I wanted to cosplay as like a pseudo intellectual. Yeah, you did. Like a podcaster. I was just regurgitating buzzwords as like a pseudo intellectual podcaster. I was just regurgitating buzzwords and things I saw on Reddit threads. But it was fun.

I had a blast. I like playing different characters and trying to try out different personalities. I mean, you made the bold claim that the Murdoch dad was fucking the dead son. Which I still think that is not I think that's plausible. I think Alec Murdoch has traits of somebody who would groom kids. And I think that his actions after the death of Stephen Smith would lend to the fact that he could be either a groomer, someone who fucks his son and his son's friends, or someone who... I feel like there's a stronger word than groomer there. Stronger?

Pedophile. Yeah. I truly believe that he was responsible for the death of Stephen Smith. I think if he's the type of guy that if he found out that his son was fucking a guy, he would resort to kill. that if he found out that his son was fucking a guy he would resort to kill if he kills for reasons just to gain sympathy points he would kill for

that reason too so I think Alec Murdaugh has more bodies and I think he is the only true killer in that family end of story wow heavy I don't know probably not probably not

can I send it to you to play on sure Heavy. I don't know. Why don't you play some music? Probably not. Can I send it to you to play on? Sure. Okay. Oh, wait. Yeah. You want to play through the headphones or something? We could do that at the end then. Can you guys help me with some news jokes? There were some good ass topics. There were some good headlines, but I just couldn't think of some.

You got mold on the brain. I got mold in my brain for sure it's like the corner of a bathtub in there makes no sense Saudi Arabia approves 13 new jobs for women and one of those

jobs private drivers sickening using women as golf clubs. Yeah. You don't need help. No, I'm kidding. This is a step in the right direction for Saudi Arabia.

But there are still clear cut careers just for men. So from here on out, I'm starting the movement called Get Women in Hijabs. Yeah. Yeah. Get women in hijabs. Soon, even Saudi women will be allowed to be doctors or they'll be allowed to murder journalists. All right. So this is some where I need help because that's the only one I wrote this before I got real moldy.

Like cool runnings, but on skis, Mexican biathlon team wins hearts at competition. Mexican skiers, Saudi women drivers. What's next? Olympics for. The Special Olympics is adding a dunk competition for the upcoming games the competitors will think it's opposite day when they hear people say they have ups a podcaster saved a boy and his brothers from being abused by their adoptive father I must have sent them a better help promo code

which would work yeah actually better help got in trouble for sharing people's personal like medical data are we still affiliated with them let me check yes Are we still affiliated with them? Let me check. Yes. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, I was going to say, yeah, we're not.

We're not. We're done. We're done with them. Yeah. I don't know what cool shoes are. Every raffle I enter, I get it immediately because they're not hot. You don't. So you can't. You can't tell what sneakers are actually cool or not.

I don't know what's hot. You just go back. Go buy what you like. Then I wouldn't be getting fucking Nike. So you're you're like buying clothes and wearing clothes that you're like, I don't even like this, but I think I'm not wearing them. OK. Jeez. Because I want to be hot.

I want I want to know what's hot in the sneaker world. And it's just like that app should tell you, like, you better enter. You better enter. I missed one today. Fuck. I don't know. I really need some help with this one. John Wick 4 star Donnie Yen reveals the changes he requested to make his character less of an Asian stereotype were approved.

He played Ip Man. He's one of my favorite martial artists. Chinese man. His character in John Wick 4 was too stereotypically Asian. This is a recent film? It's not out yet.

I guess his name was Chang and he had to wear like the the collar and everything but he requested for it to be changed and they were approved i'm bummed i was hoping he would have the line that was like never trust a man with two names john rick and then Lizzo has added a second leg to her upcoming North American tour Lizzo added a second leg to her upcoming North American tour she's Pan American

what's that I don't know is that where you think I was going with this no she's going Pan American frying pan wait what frying pan wait what frying pan American huevos Lizzo has added a second leg to her

upcoming North American tour this shocked me as I figured Lizzo would be losing a leg soon not adding type 2 yeah I just yeah that's what i got news it's far i was really bad one please it's terrible good but i enjoyed writing it uh twitter insiders say we can't protect users from trolling under elon musk people are calling Musk to take action, to which he responded publicly, why are you mad, bro?

One does not simply stop the trolls. What are you talking about? It's so bad. Wait, wait, wait. Do it again. Do it again. From the top. From the top.

Okay. I don't know if you want this. I got to lock in. I got to lock in. Okay. Twitter insiders say, we can't protect users from trolling under Elon Musk. People are calling for Musk

to take action, to which he responded publicly, are you mad, bro? One does not simply stop the trolls. It's like two OG memes. I knew it was bad. Oh, I don't know memes. It's hard to tell because that's

something he would say. Yeah, exactly. He would speak back and meme because people are mad that people are trolling and he responds back with a troll of like a meme from 2008 right okay yeah yeah i told you it was gonna be bad i think it would be better in in photo form or text yeah probably the problem is that he's like transcended almost being made fun of. I don't know how to make fun of him. I don't know. I don't think I've ever made an Elon Musk joke because he, his, his existence is become so like synonymous with bad memes, but he's, you can't even make fun of him because he

does such a beautiful job of it of himself. Uh, I just thought of our anus. Tick tock. Mook, your next show. I want you to, I want the clip of you doing that joke You have to do that You have to do that How are you guys doing tonight?

I'll start off with a news joke and do that Do that joke If that happened here I also think that we aren't the mainstream audience I think you could get some hearty chuckles out of that. No shot. You may

say it again. No. This dude's going to need better help soon. I will. I will do it. Get off your phone, dude. Experience the world. Yeah. No, I'm in therapy. I'll do it Friday. I have a show Friday. I want that anus. I want it to be the anus clip.

God. Okay. You're brave. Yeah, I don't care anymore i gave up dude i got the itch i want to do it again with no brainer i texted you i know but i'm not doing it this friday i got my gut i'm dude i'm just filled with mold we're gonna pass them you pass the mold or die from it and then do the stand-up it's a no brainer. You're a loser. If you don't, I'll say that. All right.

Lock you in. You're a loser. If you don't cool, you don't do it again. 24th and 31st. We'll see you there. Yeah. Don't put me on the graphic.

I won't. Cool. That's too much pressure being on the graphic. No, I did think of the tick tock. I want to do today. See me. So Kyle, let's the tick tockiktok i want to do today um see me so kyle let's uh the tiktok we're going to do today you guys can what are you doing are you doing well people who say memes out out loud it's the worst i coil up like an aneurysm oh dude i oh my i just cook up spicy meat yeah what meme was that guys who just acknowledge that they do

memes and say that word out loud we work with a guy that goes by me he's he's funny multiple we have multiple memes chicklets memes oh wow yeah you just become like it's like being a like a like a knight it's like memes have devolved into like you you really have to get internet culture i used to love in college like the rage rage comics the forever alone guy made me laugh so hard all the time you remember forever alone yeah it was the crying face his he kind of his head was kind of shaped like quagmires your boy quag if i yeah glenn If you saw, you'd recognize it. I randomly just thought that I was like, oh, I have a Tumblr.

And like Tumblr was in the news because I think they reallowed porn. And when they disallowed porn, the website crumbled. But then they were back in the news. They're like, oh, we're going to bring porn back. I was like, damn, I wonder if I can still get in my Tumblr. I went and looked at it. It is a collection of some of the worst memes. The things that I were into.

I was really into the, the walking dead Carl ones. I remember those. I never watched the show. Yeah, it was bad. The fuck was that sound? Like,

it sounded like a phone vibrating. Yeah. The chorale, uh, the Husky smiling when it tells a bad joke. Oh no. I never liked philosophy. I never liked Philosoraptor, the raptor that just gave

philosophy. Those suck. The impact, top, bottom text. Nah, not for me. You're telling me you've never seen this meme before. Yeah. Yeah, but that's also a pretty common sentence.

I've seen the picture. Yeah, verbal memeing is hard. He said, he said, one does not simply. He must be Boromir. Yeah. Dude, are you from fucking Rohan? He said, one does not simply.

Is this dude killed by an oru kai and you do look like bad luck brian kind of oh yeah i've gotten that a bunch yeah i've gotten that no you don't bad luck brian is hideous we're going back to back to back paul murdoch is hideous i told you that something the craniofacial structure of them, it's not, you do look like them in some ways, but there is a staunch divide. You did genuinely come up to me like yesterday or today and was like, you know,

like I'm, I'm being serious when I say like the facial structure is different. I was like, I know I can. Yeah. Yeah. I am serious. Kyle.

When I first got hired at Barstool, he was like, one thing that's kind of weird weird Dudes are going to send you your lookalikes All the time I was like nah It is probably five times a day You get it so often But I'm tired of that I see him in glasses

Kind of like A strawberry blonde beard and a hat The ones I like to see And maybe if we could Glasses kind of like a strawberry blonde beard and a hat. The ones I like to see, and maybe if we could pull up this image for the YouTube audience. Somebody sent me one today. Okay. It's a tattoo artist. These are the ones I like.

Tattoo artist, right? It's me. And I get it. It's, yes, it's you. That's something I'd be tagged in a lot, and I would not bat an eye. The crazy thing is, Kyle, he's sitting next to you. Yeah, that's me. Yeah.

That's me with the same posture and everything. I wouldn't wear those olive green pants, not those trousers. No, but that's a good looking guy. The ones that are me and you are the ones that are really blowing my mind. There's several that are. Yeah, we've gotten a lot of me's and you's, and those ones make me chuckle because what are the odds of that? Yeah, I posted one of... There's so many duos.

So statistically, that is so almost impossible for two people together to look a lot like both of us. And I actually posted one with no caption. This was like two years ago. Was it those guys at a Knicks game? At an Islander hockey game. And my ex-girlfriend replied for the first time in years and was like, did you get those pants at Lulu?

How in the fuck is a brand so big and expensive when the brand is called Lulu Lemon? I just bought a pair of pants from there. That's two cats or three cats. Lou, Lou and Lemon. Yeah, that's two to three cats. Two to three cats. Yeah, it's a stupid name.

And it's so expensive and I don't get it. Sorry. I don't fucking get it either. But were those pants from Lulu? It wasn't me. It didn't even look like me. It looked just like us. It did. But like stand alone that wouldn't

be like a head turning but like together funny to see um oh the tiktok we're gonna do today and post with your it's i'm thinking of you're gonna walk up to me and just be like yo what are you listening to and i'm just gonna be like oh this video

that you're doing right now and then it's gonna get real like introspective like real like collapsing on itself like when mirrors when you put a mirror in front of a mirror yeah and then it's gonna what's the what's the outro credit song gonna be nuke's clues is that what yeah what's that i know my latest mix yeah mooks clues that's that's the picture of it okay we got the murdoch he's the murdoch yeah um mal do you know if i can plug into this or should i just play it out loud we can save that for the outro of the podcast and we can get it i want to react to it right now though or is that we are three yeah what do you want to do? Let's use it as the outro.

We'll talk about it a little bit at the end. What's 3-3-4, Kyle? We're back to Alabama. They should be in some type of sequential order based on geography. I like it. We're back in Alabama. Southern Alabama, Montgomery, Auburn, Dothan. Pretty inconsequential area.

Modern day, historically different story. Famous people from Montgomery. You probably know them. Can you think of any? From where? Famous people from Montgomery, Alabama. Do we have a president? Rosa Parks.

Rosa Parks. Was that right? Yes. What the fuck, Rudy? Rosa Parks. That was a shot in the dark. Why did you just bend your laptop? Why did you just bend your laptop?

I didn't. You clearly Googled it. I Googled Montgomery. That was the most blatant. Yes. No, I Googled Montgomery. I just guessed Rosa Parks because there's something about Alabama.

Yeah, there is something about Alabama. Cool for knowing that. Yeah. But I don't get Rosa Parks. What do you mean you don't get Rosa Parks? The cool kids sit in the back of the bus. Top five rider or a bottom five rider. Depending on how you look at it. What don't you get?

The, the back of the bus, the cool spot to be. It's where Jamie Varner sat on ours. That makes sense then. Yeah. But I think inherently being told to go to the back of the bus. Oh,

that's where he makes it uncool. Yeah. Okay. You're right. Yeah. Do you want to be in the back of the bus and be cool? You want to be in the front and be ugly. You don't want to be in the back of the bus and be cool or do you want to be in the front and be ugly you don't want to be ugly do you Rosa yeah

she was in the back of the bus ugly back of the bus like a back of the bus like a stealer's fullback Nat King Cole guy but not a woman 6. fullback. There it is. Nat King Cole. Okay. Jazz, yeah. Guy, but not a woman. No.

6.1 million monthly Spotify listeners, dwarfed by Odessa's 6.2 million and Meghan Trainor's 36 million. Trainor's pulling 36? 36. Who else is from the Montgomery

area? Octavia Spencer. Not to run, not to one up Rosa Parks. She starred in Fruitvale station. Yeah. Yeah. A more tragic transit. I've never seen it.

Yeah. What's it about? Michael B. Jordan gets shot at a, at a subway station. They could have made it a picture. I think they could have made the movie. That was the whole movie.

It was good though. Yeah. Dude. When a movie could be a gift, that's when you could have had a gift. Yeah. Bart star. This is historically Montgomery is a top dog.

Bart star Superbowl champion for the ones and twos. This is a person. This one struck me and react how you would naturally. Martin Luther King. The third is a person. This one struck me. And react how you would naturally. Martin Luther King III is a person. He is a living person. Still alive. Still alive. It's Martin Luther King Jr.'s son.

Martin Luther King Jr. is probably the most famous man. You think? famous man you think the fact what i'm saying is martin luther king the third should be very well known the fact that do you and do any of you know him or anything about him i know his who his dad is his his dad is a federal holiday yeah well no one knows who he is his name is martin luther king the third what's he look like he looks like he he has uh he looks like a bus driver like a goofy bus driver that's tenured and like his mcdouble flies in the air every time he hits a speed bump look at him um we can go to his instagram he has like 90 000 followers which is terrible for being martin luther king the third yeah um his handle is is he official ml king three

got it right here i assume his hairline is in the the on his neck he He's verified. His hairline is on the back of his mind. Like an old teacher's name. Look at that. It starts on his neck. His barber acts like a square or circle. This guy's got a built-in travel pillow.

This is the Martin Luther King. I mean, I wasn't even planning on it, but this dude, his scalp is 1% hair. 99 bald like Jay Crowder. Got a Norwood 50

hairs in the back like it's racing a tortoise. You know the drill. But I went to his Wikipedia and I found one subsection that really struck me. This is about Martin Luther King III. Again, this is insane that this is a person. There's so many avenues, buildings, things named after this person whose son is still alive and should be way more famous. Wikipedia.

is still alive and should be way more famous wikipedia when he box parentheses martin luther king the third was eight years old and only in the third grade he began to endure racial comments and insults from a white boy in his class who also happened to like to draw when he approached the boy and complimented him on a drawing of his, the harassment ceased. So you're telling me that there is another third grader who had a traumatic existential incident involving drawing. Talking about Macklemore? Talking about Macklemore, which is one of the most unique phrases, stanzas, lyrics ever created, ever produced. A third grader who had a traumatic incident about him being like, am I blank? Because he could draw.

It also happened to Martin Luther King III in third grade. When I was in third grade, I thought I was racist because I could draw. That's what it was. OK, enough roasting him. Mayor. I went through the top five most populous cities in this area code. They had nothing.

I mean, what do you want me to do in this situation when the Instagram posts are either non-existent or the same suit? I went to the sixth largest city. It's Enterprise, Alabama. The mayor is William E. Cooper and his Instagram handle is the longest handle in mayoral history.

I think it's the longest handle that Instagram allows. It is William underscore E underscore Cooper underscore mayor 2020. That's's insane. If you look at the text on the top of his Instagram page, the text is longer than the average micropenis. His handle could anatomically fuck.

It is 26 characters. It's like an alphabet. It's three underscores like an albatross. His Instagram handle is so fucking long, and his instagram behavior is even weirder he's a full-blown schizo poster let me let me lay out the background for this mayor he won the election on august 25th 2020 on august 21st 2020 four days before the election he posted 17 straight times completely nonsensically repeats out the wazoo no captions nothing made sense the first three 17 straight posts

for this old dude and he's goofy like i love him i love. So he banged out 17 like Seinfeld. He's got the Costanza cut. Costanza cut sides of his head look like servings of caviar. That's a throwaway. But to the recent three are the same screen cap of 2000 word bullet points. It's like a capstone presentation on just his achievements as a mayor. It is. It is. Nobody as a mayor. It is, it is.

Nobody's reading that. It is the most wordiest Instagram post ever conceived. The next post after those three is just the Troy university football schedule to a tune of two likes. That's not the hometown team. They have their own mayor and their own city. And then it's the standard election campaign poster. Six likes. He's doing

shit for likes. He's getting less likes than a Valley Girl podcast clip. Fit pic. Which is also August 21st. There's a fit pic. Everything's August 21st. And this is my favorite mayor visually that we've done yet. He's the best we've had.

Look at him. He's got a magenta or is that boysenberry suit jacket. Pale yellow dress shirt. Jersey plates. A brown tie like a blasian. Extremely ornate turquoise patterns and brown slacks. A whopping

weirdo color scheme here. The boysenberry suit jacket. He looks like a movie star in that okay then he just goes back to the same campaign poster and then he posts this is all in the same day one of the most scorching candids of him walking down it looks like a convention center so good convention center lobby so good mid expo while taking a phone call on the thinnest smartphone possible i don't know what that is his trousers go up to his sternum look at that he's a high tucker like tanya no white girl a lanyard with

a loose hook that's wild forgot to attach his credentials oh it's an empty lanyard an empty lanyard yes he's ever worn a lanyard raw but no worries he has credentials in the form of a cvs receipt of multi-colored boy scout badges randomly sewn on the side of his jacket just saying achievements that he's done as a mayor and And then the next pick is the Troy football schedule. No caption, dude. And it's in the form of a photo dump. But this was all the same day. In the same photo dump, he's he's posted posing next to a comically oversized campaign lawn poster hoisted up by pieces of wood.

His belt is squeezing the life out of his lungs. He's got a pulmonary disorder. He's got the Walter White tuck. He's got the crispy white Ralph with the Zonto green stripes. And then the next picture is just two random bystanders not posing for a picture. He just

snapped a pic. One like. He passes the heat check. Get his numbers up. I don't think he can. He doesn't know what he's doing, but yeah. He is the best mayor so far.

And he posted nuts. Yeah. Wow. He'd hype him up. Yeah. He's an old head. Picture of him standing behind a woman. And then it just has a looks like just a text that says Myra J. Yeah.

Yeah. No. He has the electronic billboard poster that you could count the pixels on one hand. Yeah. So, you know, blow up his likes, his comments, DM him if you have to tell him we want more pictures. You stop posting. So William E. Cooper. His campaign slogan is, may the works I've done speak for me.

Works well. Right. He's got some crazy ties. Sequel to Crazy Rich Asians. Oh, this is a good Instagram account. Yeah, I like this guy. And apologies to Manitoba. I forgot their area code

a couple weeks ago. I won't make it up to you. I won't do Manitoba. You're not going to do Manitoba? No. Oh, man. I need to get some medicine, but my real medicine is 3G. It's great. Yeah.

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I didn't have to do that, right? No, you did great. Eventually. I do still use it. I need to get back into it. I'm actually way more social if I'm fried. Really? Really?

I can't do it. Yeah. No, I don't know why. It's weird. I get like way more social and I need, I can't sit still or like, I just get really active. Works. I got to get back into it. Yeah.

I've been doing it and going for walks in Manhattan and like gawking at things that I never appreciated in my four years of living here. That's an all time pastime is the first time that hit. I was like, Oh my God. And this is such a, and I would stop and take pictures. I have pictures on my phone of Manhattan.

I, uh, when you brought up that, um, you having videos of you being high on, uh, the mushrooms that you bought from bodega, uh,

you made me film you as well and i found this what what is on that yeah it's you just standing and you're going your vein is real big in your neck you just go this isn't right yeah that was insane um if you want to replicate that experience that i had which i would say was mostly, but there was definitely some positive aspects to it. I, if you want to rep, I bought a shroom chocolate bar, which you can get in New York city. I don't know where else you probably online if you're not from here and it, it melted in my pocket. And I just, I kind of just ate some of that melted goo, just three pieces worth, which is the equivalent of a micro dose on the label. And that's what did it.

So it's like that same story of the kid that ran from the cops with the acid in his pocket. He turned into orange juice, turned into orange juice. Did you guys have that rumor in school? No, no. The kid was running from the cops. He was selling acid and it was in his back pocket. And he ran through this yard and the sprinklers turned on and it went like his skin absorbed the acid and now for the rest of his life he thought he was

orange juice oh never thought he was in a closet thought he was orange juice the rumor we had was that if you do acid it like stores it in your back and your back and if you crack your back you start tripping again is that not true i don I don't know. I always believed that fully. It can't be true. I don't know. I want to hear your song, Kyle. Okay. Rip it.

What's it called again? Mook's Clues. What was it? And is that a play on like blues clues? I'm the more we know now I'm like rapidly losing confidence in how good this song is. But you went in thinking it was kind of a hit? I did, in the moment I did.

Ready? Mooks clues. Mooks clues. Legends, beasts, bosses, pimps, hosses. Very sorry, but we cannot play KB's mashup on apple or spotify due to copyright issues if you want to hear his mad crispy mashup of the week please go to our socials on twitter instagram or tiktok enjoy the rest of the pod thank you still display sap be honest could would that be able to be played at a function without people being like, what the fuck is this?

I think two thirds of it. No? What's a malice? Probably not. What do I need to improve? It's very choppy. It is choppy. The middle transitions I thought were actually very good.

Some of the transitions I really enjoyed. But yeah, there was a lot that were just non-slick, just no flow. Right. But I mean, that could be your trademark. Well, like if you're hanging out with your friends. Yeah, but people would be like, this isn't right.

Yeah, it wouldn't be able to be played at a function. Let's put this to, no. So my goal is for it to be played in the middle of a function and people to not even do anything. Let's test it this, no. So my goal is to be able to, for it to be played in the middle of a function and people to not even do anything. Let's test it this weekend. Is that up online somewhere? This is too choppy. No, but I'm saying a listener can

play this at their function this weekend. Yeah. Yeah. And you could see the reaction. Yeah, I got to start a SoundCloud. Yeah, we need to, you need to field test it. Yeah. The hey-ya transition was very good. There was some heat in there. Yeah, there was. Yeah, we need to field test it. Yeah. The hey-ya transition was very good. There was some heat in there. Yeah, there was.

Yeah, I'll work on it. Was that the... What was that Indian song? Yeah. Oh, that's my own. Oh, that... That transition could use some work. Yeah, that was...

That felt like being slapped in the face. Yeah, right. Yeah, there was a lot of mixed um i feel like it was a lot of those could be spread across multiple tracks but you crammed it all and you put together a greatest hits album right yeah you go quick i thought i had a good intro with another one of mooc's things with like this. He answering a phone call from my mother after six Bud Lights. This is reaching an uncanny. This is

bad because now I'm not trying to make the songs funny. I'm trying to make them actually good. And that's a problem. No, it's not. Because if they're good, that's even more funny. You're trying to make them good with my sound bites in them? I'm surprised you haven't been a soundbite in a song already.

I have. What? Yeah. Yeah. Where? One time it was like a SoundCloud mashup. Fuck yeah. I fucked up.

I told KB, I was like, I was expecting more people to mix me in. Remember when I was like cocky about it? I have a feeling he remembers. I wanted that to be like a, kind of like a, a homecoming remembers. I wanted that to be like a kind of like a, a homecoming reveal.

Yeah. I wanted you to be more like excited. I was pretty, I was pretty pumped, but I was also like cringing in my head. Cause sometimes I listen back to those and I'm just like, oh fuck. You know,

I watched, I went through all of them to get sound bites. They're not, none of them. They all are good. Thank you. Yeah. Just like your mashup.

The mashup sucks. It's just not, I'm not ready for it. I should be like, I should be in the fucking laboratory perfecting these, making them not choppy, and then I shouldn't be forcing these upon you guys. You're not. I really enjoy it, and it's awesome to see your growth. It's stupid that I'm trying to be a fucking DJ.

You're fishing right now. It's so hard. Put your leg up on the chair. Just tell me how dumb I am for joining this. For chasing my dreams. It's so stupid of me. I probably won't. Do you think I can get a Grammy by 35?

Alright. Yeah, probably, man um dude probably not though get you can't just you gotta learn a new app you can't be doing this in the video splice app i know but i to your i think if he does make it big that would be a fun piece of lore where he's like he made it all this way on his wikipedia it's like with only using his iphone app it's like it's like a it's like a cool way of doing art you like don't you don't use nice equipment yeah but it's probably still never take off right i think you're accidentally gonna make like a viral song like i think like yeah but probably not yeah he's running the triangle offense on us right now oh my god um can you do the ad what do we got

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I want to be a guest on a podcast so bad josh potter i was like being a guest it was it would be fun we're hard right yeah you were i mean you were a guest i guess today i know what you it's it's a lot more fun and it's a lot better position to be in yeah so if anybody has a podcast i want it to be the smallest go on one we'll hop on no it to be the smallest. Go on one. We'll hop on. No, we will hop on.

We'll hop on one and that'll just be our episode too. Can we do that? No. Okay. You just want to put it out on, on ours. Yeah. So like bring our ads and everything.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So let's do that. Let's make make sure we we go on someone's podcast actually we could use the week because uh i've got a lot of nobody awards to sift through oh shit i have a great one that was sent by tj i have some good starts i'm close to getting it's a long process so we were not putting it off we were just we are putting it off but we're not

we're not doing we're not doing, we're doing, making sure it's tough. I have all of the trophy bases. Um, and I, it's a YouTube TJ sent me a YouTube account, 17 subscribers. Fuck good.

I'm gold gold. Well, that could be part of the nobody's too, as you go on and do content with that. Maybe. Oh yeah. Oh, that's a good idea.

But I want to do that soon. I got the itch for some reason. Yeah, let's do it. We can find some. It is way more fun. Yeah. And then if we're bad, they're just like, oh, that's the host's fault. They didn't get the best out of it.

It's the right position to be in. Yeah. Closing out. We should honestly stop doing this podcast and only be guests on shows and put them out on our feed that could work yeah i think that could work let's try it for a few weeks maybe a few months and then if it doesn't if it starts losing steam we can yeah oh man uh i'm i'm really struggling yeah get take the day off tomorrow but the problem is that if he takes a day off his leisure place is what's killing him yeah i stay at home and that i walk in dude and i immediately get tired um get a hotel for a day that's not a bad idea yeah yeah

how are you gonna erad eradicate the mold? A lot of cool hotels in Manhattan. I need to prove that I have mold first. Regardless of if it's mold or not, it might be something else. It's something. Something's killing. Yeah.

You can go to my apartment in Philly if you want. You're still paying for that? Oh, yeah. What? For how long? Through June. Jesus. Oh, fuck.

What? You're paying two rents? I'm paying two rents, dude. And you're working for me? That doesn't add up. Kyle, how much are you paying him? Dude, I got people under me paying double rent. Whoa.

Damn. No, that can't be. How? How do you do that? I save money. Nice. When I was an accountant. Yeah. And yeah, just burning through it.

But yeah, it's open. So if you want to go hang out. Why haven't you said that earlier? Just like we have a decent sized audience. Maybe somebody in Philly wants to look for a place. It's with like two of my best friends that I've known forever. So I don't want to like throw a rando in there.

You know, you should rent it out to like high school kids for a night to have parties. Airbnb for high school kids is a good business idea. Yeah. Smart. He just says, I feel like you don't want to be supplanted in the friend group. No,

no. They're like, I'll be friends with those guys forever. But it's like, I would never do that to them. They wouldn't do it to me. Kind of situation. I'm a good guy.

Yeah. Are you still tight with your college friend group or a few of them yeah it's hard to see each other you know my problem is that whenever my friends come to visit New York you're kind of expected to know cool spots and I never

do because I just I don't really go I always panic and pick I do the same thing every single time fish market comedy show I show them not where 9-11 happened yeah that works you did that to me when I came up here to visit yeah fish market comedy

show showed you where 9-11 your best put on ever is Doyer Street Chinatown hell yeah that is the coolest alleyway of the world yeah and I didn't even realize that the history is a murderous history. Didn't know that at all. Chinese gangs,

murders, like brutal murders on that little alleyway. There's a post office, which is cool. Yeah, that alley is really dope. Yeah. Chinese tuxedo. Yeah. Peaches. There's a fight club there. Really? Yeah. what do you mean

I don't know what could be getting lost in translation a couple people brawling yeah I get it all right I have housekeeping if you want it yeah by all means we brought up or teased the dad episode a while ago when no way on the pod I I think, would do great.

No, my dad's doing Bobby Bones next week. He says... What's Bobby Bones? He's a bigger podcast. Your dad got a bigger podcast? Wait, are you serious? Yes. What's it about? God damn it. Fuck.

My sister's a super fan of this Bobby Bones guy. He has a big podcast. I've never listened. And apparently my dad's going to go on for a segment. So he got a guest appearance on a pod before you. I don't. I think it's bigger than I think it's very big. I think it's a big podcast.

I don't know anything about it, though. But he's going on. God damn it. Yeah. Next week. We're not big enough for Wanoi. I'm surprised. I thought your dad was going to get a little hot water this week. Yeah. Next week. We're not big enough for Wanoi. I thought your dad was going to get a little hot water this week.

Yeah. We started a sub family group chat to be like, yeah, he's got to be careful. My sister's like, what the... If your dad got canceled, it would be the funniest thing in the world. As soon as I read Jackie Chin,

I was like, oh no. And he didn't delete it did he he's no he's protected under parody law he says he says everything he tweets is is from a satirical character so if it's racist or whatever it's it's him mocking that type of person. I saw that one and I gasped. Yeah, my sister sent it to me. She's like, what is dad doing? It was a matter of time. Danny Conrad starting to get a little public. There's a video of him. He didn't deny hooking

up with I spice. It was before she was famous, so I don't even know if she was going by that. True. So I don't know. I don't I don't even know if she was going by that. True. I don't quite get why. She's like the hottest thing. I don't know why he's acting weird about it. I mean, he did. He says he only made out with her. There's no way. It's not that crazy, Danny.

It's not a huge milestone. She wasn't famous at the time. Yes, she's attractive. Good for you. You kissed an attractive girl but she it was not the world famous superstar and i feel like he's on our side like we're not trying to hype him up we just think it's like it's no it's it's a cool story so stop like just embrace it yeah uh potluck check any more potlucks oh I stopped it. That was running me. That was blowing my fucking neck. How much money have you spent on potlucks? I spent

too much on it. Over a grand? Because the... No, no. But this is TikTok donations. Too much. Can you do one right now? Yeah. It might bring me back to health. Did you see World of T-shirts? Like somebody caught him talking

about getting pussy in the back of an Uber? No. what it was him and that weird guy oh that guy is strange and he was like we're gonna get pussy tonight right he's like yeah we're gonna get pussy it's like ah oh wait that guy's like 55 yeah wait who's this other guy i don't know who that is some guy that's like also a fan of new york history that goes out and drinks with him. Yeah. And he always tries to look hot in his videos. He's like a scion of a hot dog dynasty and he just is

constantly chilling with world of t-shirts like this old man is just going out to bars with world of t-shirts live streaming himself with Josh to get more views. It's a weird situation. with World of T-shirts, live streaming himself with Josh to get more views. It's a weird situation. I'm ready

for some good deeds with your money, man. Rudy, what's going on with you? Nothing much. Chilling. Me and Nick played a game developer simulator that everyone went nutty for it sounds awesome oh it's one of the most fun games i recommend it nine bucks on steam you get to be a game dev in your basement and you're just making video games it's a game about

making video games and what is it is it hard is it complex no it's it's hard to like there's a lot to do a lot to learn oh it's easy It's like the perfect level of like stimulating, but so simple. It could very well be an iPhone app. Easily. It's 2D. And then it is difficult to like predict what, how well a game is going to do. Yeah. My favorite part is just naming the games.

Naming the games is the fun part. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we made a few, we had. I made a game. I made a spy board was good. It was a spot, a cyborg spy. I made a game where you're a mad scientist. It was called Test Tube One Genesis. Uh huh. It flopped commercially and financially. Yeah. The only perfect score game was mine and it was a stroke of pure luck. And that was Lincoln's Revenge. What if Booth missed? Yeah.

what if booth missed yeah so you get to you have you get to come up with that yourself that's more of a role-playing aspect but you come up with a name and then you decide like what style of game you want it to be and what system what system and then you choose like how much you want to put into the graphics how much you want to put in the story mode yada yada yada but it's like just perfect so yeah we will have a youtube video breaking that down because people really wanted it that's going to come out this week i made a typing tutor that you could only play on a Dance Dance Revolution pad and a steering wheel. Oh, this sounds awesome. What did you say?

You don't listen to me at all, man. That was a test. You did a typing tutor in a what? A typing tutor game. That's what I'm saying. It sounds realistic. Yeah. Be a philanthropist, would you? Yeah. Maybe I'll be a philanthropist, too. I'm saying. It sounds realistic. Yeah. Go on. Be a philanthropist, would you? Yeah. Maybe I'll be a philanthropist, too. I'm going to do you do it because I keep doing this and people think I have more money than I do.

Well, right now I have five thousand six hundred coins. That's the equivalent of over eighty dollars. Give it all. I'm going to give it all to one person. Hopefully there. How do you find out who's live right now? I go to the live tab and you can scroll down. We got this guy doing pull-ups.

No. Let me put my phone... Very few viewers. 71. Kelly Keegs is live right now. I have to cage it to her. Oh, shit. Should I?

Give Kelly 50 bucks. Yeah, give her a potluck. Dude. We're Give Kelly 50 bucks. Yeah, give her a potluck. Dude. All right, Kelly. Okay. What is she talking about? She's cutting an onion. Oh yeah.

She probably doesn't know intern Troy. She has no idea who intern Troy is. I'm going to give her the most I can. Hold on. No, I kind of want you

to give it to somebody who needs it. Can you give her like a buck? I'll give her a... Oh, she's talking about streaming. I'll give her a chicken leg.

How much is the chicken leg? It's only 10 coins. I'll figure it out, especially when everybody's going to be conflicting answers. Ideally, all I do is buy a PS5 and a camera and I can just do that. I feel like she's not going to acknowledge. I feel like that's not an option now.

Is this how you buy coins? I'm about to spend $100 on TikTok. Oh, no. Yeah. Our Wi-Fi, dude, has been so bad. What is it that we're making? Beef and cheese tostadas. Okay, no. Yeah. Our Wi-Fi, dude, has been so bad. What is it that we're making? Beef and cheese tostadas. Okay, well. Shoot.

Did you pay her? I gave her a chicken leg. It's not a lot. I just spent $100 on TikTok. I don't even think she's even looked at the phone. Look at her spice cabinet. How do I pay her? She's got so many spices i'll give her uh i'll give her a motherfucking kite for 200

gift so you know what else doesn't bother me onions she's locked in right now do not make my eyes water i have a friend friend, my bestie. Okay, I sent the kite. And I got her those silly onion goggles. The kite is 200 coins. There's a gas hose inside or hazardous to your health and a safety issue. Well, I mean, yeah. She's ignoring your kite, dude. Yeah, she is. Wait, she's

leaning. I'm gonna send a bigger one. Kyle. It's fuck her, right? We'll go to a bigger one. Kyle. It's fuck her, right? We'll go to the next one. Damn. Alright, I have $100 to give. This is what would happen to some people

who would have only like 10 views. They just wouldn't acknowledge it and I would freak out and have to keep doing it. This chick just has her kind of cooch out. You do it too. She has her cooch out. Oh, it's a person sleeping.

Oh, here's the guy that, uh, is with, um, a world of t-shirts. The old guy that always tries to look hot. The guy that we were just talking about.

He's wearing his own merch. Send him a fucking chicken leg. And we said, I don't chicken. Where's the chicken leg? How much is a chicken leg. Where's the chicken leg? How much is a chicken leg? There's 10 coins. All right.

I'll send him a chicken leg, I guess. For one. All right. Send him a chicken leg. I'm not meeting Josh tonight. Oh, dude. Guilty. I'm not meeting Josh tonight. Thank me dude. Guilty. I'm not meeting Josh tonight.

Thank me for the chicken leg. No. God damn, he's ignoring my chicken leg. He's rich. He's an heir of a hot dog dynasty. That wasn't a joke? It's not. The chicken leg isn't going to do anything. This is him, right? Yes. Do you see my chicken leg pop up?

I've been working all day. I've been working hard all day. I got him too. Josh's new career is going to be... Oh, World of T-Shirts is doing personal tours of New York City. I saw that. Alright, some ASMR. Okay, here we go. Three

total viewers. Where do you see the viewers? At the top right by the X. I'm going to give this kid. Hit him with the potluck. Fucking big one. What am I going to give him? What are you giving him? Oh, I'm going into four figs.

I'm going to send him. I'm going to send him a magic forest. Whoa, no, no. I don't have that much money. I'm sending him a potluck. Yes. $3,000. $3,000. That's a lot of money

yeah thanks this is why I do it this family doesn't speak English I heard just one small thanks. Wait a minute. He's African. Oh, this guy.

I might give $100 to this guy. See what I'm doing? Is this guy five years? He doesn't give a shit. He's ungrateful. That's crazy. Anyway. Does this guy, should I give this guy

a hundred bucks? Is that really all he said? Was that quiet? Thanks. I think it was just a quiet. Thanks. A lot of these are real horny, dude. Weird. All right. This kid is up and coming DJ like me has 1720. I'll give him.

Hurry up. I got to hurry up while he's not playing. Oh, I'll send him a speedboat. 2000 coins. I wasn't really feeling that last beat. I wasn't really feeling that last beat, to be honest. I wasn't really feeling that beat. Yeah, I feel that. Been there. What's that?

Speedboat. Yo, appreciate you, intern Troy. Thank you. Right back to the garage. There we go. We got it. There we go. Work. it. There we go. Work.

Just had to find a fellow producer. You need to find a producer tag. Yeah. What is that? Like a Metro boom? Yeah. More. Pierre.

Come on. Yeah. I got to find somebody. You need that. I need someone to differentiate. So people know. You got to do your work. I want it to be. So people know. You gotta do your work. I want it to be.

It has to be special. Keep talking. I'm looking. Okay. What exactly are you looking for? That's a good question. I know what he's looking for. What am I looking for, Kyle?

He's looking for someone that looks like him. What were you gonna say mook I don't know if you guys already talked about this on the act but the John Rich photo oh yeah we were at the tungsten meetup yeah we were there firsthand and when that photo happened all we did was make fun of him for the rest of the night I think it was

the hardest I've laughed in maybe a year just the very funny obviously not what he actually looks like but how would how would you react if that was you in the picture oh wait i think i found one i think the way that john reacted was was correct where you just yeah only only 400 yeah less than 500 viewers. Yeah, make his day. I don't know if... I don't know.

What's he... Right, yeah. No, he probably has enough. Yeah. He has enough money. Oh, what about these girls? DJ Lopez. I think he's fucking hot.

Yeah. They're going to treat you like shit and they're going to be extremely ungrateful. That's what I want to see. What can I do for $7,000? $7,000? I have $7,000. Like $100? Yeah. Give them the most. $7,000

I can give them. Any guesses? Like the type of gift? A palace? I'm giving this old girl. This old little chick. We'll do battles. Alright, I'm going to give away the party bus.

We're looking for the better reaction wins. I bet you I can get a better reaction with less. 7,000. Okay. I want my energy, please. I want my energy, Red. I'm trying to come back. I am. I feel like the vibes, too. That's good. Text them the amount that's worth.

They're going to find out. text them the amount that's worth. What does that mean? That's my first gift. They're going to find out. They don't know how much it's worth, though. Should I say, ladies, this is $100. Well, you can't say it out. You have to type it in and say that. Say, hey, that was $100 quick bucks. Alright, I'm going to give this

woman $575. Wait, she just said send me another gift. No. Yeah. These hoes are predictable. $100 for you ladies. Well deserved.

Shut up. All I had on me was this lip balm lipstick. And so I had to use it for everything. My eyeshadow. I just gave away a hundred bucks. I just gave away a hundred bucks. Keep it up. And I can't survive in my home. Yes.

I'm a jerk. I don't believe that. Maybe you meant a dollar. They don't believe it. Maybe I'm at a dollar. They don't even know how much it's worth. That's what I'm saying. They don't see the monetary value. It's the thought that counts.

The thought that counts? That's what you got. You got a thought? It's the thought that counts for $100. $100. Maybe he meant a dollar no all right last one I'm giving this girl a

maybe he meant a dollar oh all right I'm giving her a dancing beaver dancing yeah come on I'm giving her a dancing beaver. Are you giving her a dancing beaver? Come on. I need to know how to keep... I'm the only person in here. Well, they do slide. It'll look all wavy.

Aw, thank you for the bell. Thank you. It does look wavy. Oh! I don't know! It does look weighty That gift was worth 20 bucks Be a little More appreciative Please

I gave them a hundred dollars That was insane. Before I do any of those, something that's not slide easy and wrap it like... Wait a minute. Yeah, if I'm wrapping it completely in these... She's breezing you. Dude, I kind of...

I have to do this again. Yeah, you do. Another $100. I mean, that's insane. Yeah, you do. Another $100. That's insane. I guess I didn't pick him. Thank you. That's what I'm saying.

He is a little more appreciative. I am very appreciative. Thank you, sir. I'm not sure what your name is. Intern Troy. Is it Troy? I'm going to. I am going to I am going to Wasn't that enthusiastic still

No it's not satisfying Fuck You're like chasing the dragon I could see the rush I want to like make these people's days And I'm not getting that Yeah last week was a heavy high Nix was so high and then he got sunned why doesn't it tell you the value of what they did but like why no that's a tick-tock flaw

they don't tell you the value yeah just an arbitrary you can't tell the difference between a party bus and a chicken leg that is true that is true it's tough true. It's tough, man. I don't know you. You had zero viewers before I hopped in there. I gave you $100. You've never made a... Yeah, $100. And you said it's the thought that counts.

Well, they also said that you probably meant $1. They didn't know. Yeah. Wait, so did they get to keep that money? Yeah. That's sad. Oh my God. I just, I should not

have spent that money. Yeah, I'm kind of nauseous about how much. Oh no. And it's so easy just to like Apple pay and add more. It's a clickable button.

Yeah, that's right. All right. That's it. That's it. It's all I got. Yep. Bye.

Bye. God bless.