A New Untold Story - Krillin feat. T Bob - A New Untold Story: Ep. 452

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

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Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. Hey, there he is. There he is. Check, check. One, two. I walk past your studio and it was just a sandwich in front of the monitor. I know. I'm not going to finish that one, though. I don't think. Yes, you are. Yeah, you're actually not.

I think I was telling these guys, I think a sandwich is essential for a computer, for you as a keyboard or a mouse Yeah, what kind of sandwich big giant enormous? Ready? Oh man, you're not Mince weighs less than you To 18 trust me trust me we got a couple pounds To 18 trust me trust me. We got a couple pounds Go hurry up. Go shit. I told TJ that if you weighed less than me like when he was losing his weight I'll kill myself. Oh, no, and you're on suicide watch

That joke didn't really land with him. Oh That way yeah, well he was oh yeah, like it's kind of messed up, and I was like I was kidding But seriously, but then he did Sorry, dude getting getting big getting fat is you're not getting big get fat. You're carrying it. Well. You're not a fat man You're not even a chubby man. This is the frame can sustain it, but we got it. We got a we got a little I'm sorry. I was talking to video games with SAS downstairs SAS got a PC. No way. Yes. Oh, yeah, it's over I got him. I came I went downstairs to talk to him and then he was stuffing his PlayStation into his backpack Yeah

Does he refuses to check his PlayStation in his luggage because he doesn't want to get hurt? So he put slides it through the fucking TSA gonna wrap it up. I don't know I used to do it all the time on hockey trips. You bring the PlayStation Yeah, and yeah, you put it in a sweater But yeah, he just needs I told me so he's got to get one of those they have those Gaming laptops that a bunch of pro athletes use like my NHL friends all use it It's like a briefcase it just opens up and you plug your control pretty fucking cool. So sick. Yeah Place was about to burst

I like used to play my PlayStation 2 and the pack of back of my parents GMC envoy Hell yeah, and I would get sick playing like Spider-Man two. And it was on the worst fucking screen. And what a game that was. That's a luxury car sick. The first thing I did as a superhero was to climb up to the top of the Empire State building and kill myself.

Yeah, for sure. That's I mean, that was like all the Spider-Man before that the webs weren't actually attaching to anything. No, that was going up into the sky. That was the first one where you could see what you were doing. It was so sick. One of the best games. They nailed it with the new ones.

I haven't done it. I don't have a PlayStation. Oh, they get the... I haven't played the Miles Morales one, but they fully finally created the true successor to Spider-Man 2. Why haven't you played the Miles Morales one? I ended up having too many kids and that was the last time. How many kids do you have?

Oh, fuck. New Untold Story episode. I had to I end up having too many kids and oh yeah, yeah, how many kids you have? Oh fuck look new untold story. I knew I'm told story. It's a fresh, baked, untold story. I knew I'm told story. Episode 452, not an area code, but we're here with T Bob a bear a bear a bell the H and T are both silent Correct. I know yeah, and they're crazy to silence and the T stands for p'ti p'ti Bobby p'ti Bobby a bear a little Bobby How does the T stand for French do something straight challenge impossible

Everything about the French is so sexualized. I was watching Pokemon in French, some clips of Pokemon in France. Well that's, how horny is Brock? No, it's Mooc, if you could get ready for this. I was wondering, like, the Pokemon cries, right? Like Charmander says what? Charmander! That's perfect's perfect Charmander Pikachu says what

Pika-pika and I think I want to know what they would be in like different languages see if they're funny Mooc can you go to YouTube and play the the French star me? It's one of the sexiest sounds I've ever heard when Misty sends out her star me little I've ever heard when Misty sends out her star me little me. Yeah, do that one I mean who didn't have a don't like sharing your Jerry a We got a really it was either where the show gets canceled or we cancel YouTube premium our budget premium our budget No, not that one that's star me come on no that's star you

That's what you thought was sexy as hell no no no no no no no, get out of my ass. Star me, Mooc played star you. Goal! That's its cry. What? That is the star me. I was prepared to clown you. Hot. That was hot. As fuck. Wait, you don't agree?

So this is star me. Star you evolves into star me. What are the chances that star you was gonna be this like Grunting male and pretty high because the the American the English star you cry is who I don't remember that Yeah, but star me Did you go back to some other ones they have some different moans for her too Did you cry during the butterfree episode? Yeah where he yes I cried during that and I cried during my first time ever experiencing goose bumps was at the Pokemon movie when he came out No me too. I won't let you. Oh, yeah. Yeah when Pikachu's crying over Ashes concrete body

That's golden The French are insane Is that just fish that's that's the only thought mooc has that's mooc that's the inside of mooc skull That's the inside of MOOC's skull if you can read his mind. Yeah, dude. Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. Oh man, yeah, but we're here with T-Bob. What's the episode number? 452.

Wow, we've been burning for it. So y'all got to 452 despite doing one show a week. That's unbelievable. How long did you say you were going on, 10 years? Yeah, well we started at 210, which changes It changes the perspective a bit. The significance of that. Yeah.

Once a week, we've done some bonuses, but I don't think we number those. We're gonna rebrand, actually. We are. You know what? You gotta just push through to 666. And then once you do your devil show. That's a whole nother four years.

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I mean, I used to have to go to like fucking lunches all the time, events, judge the beard competition for a guy who there wasn't even the business, I don't know. We don't get any of that, we don't take meetings. No, we don't take meetings, we don't really get sales. The thing is we have anus written on the wall and so we have sales events here, they just like tuck us away.

And so we're, yeah, we're- In their anus. Listen, four years is long enough for a butt joke, I think. Have y'all specifically avoided and just let it live on its own? Uh, what are you saying? We kind of don't mention it, I guess. Yeah. But it's ran its course. Like, there's only so much fun you can have with Anus as the podcast acronym. The fun ran out. How long did the fun last?

It was quick was quick. Yes I always thought I Think the name is an incredible hook. I thought it was very funny the first time I saw it So imagine you're trying to sell something though. You're saying yeah We're gonna figure it out. Oh, it's barstool. It is barstool. Yeah, but Right, that's it's Barstool though dude. It is Barstool. Yeah, but Barstool dude tits. Right. That's it Pussy pussy pussy pussy. Yeah Barstool is essentially a French Pokemon cry Pussy pussy pussy play that again actually

Wait, so Since we're here. I do have a question for the room if I may unless that's what we want from you No, no, take the lead. Okay When it comes to lubricants in the bedroom, either for masturbation or for coitus, what is y'all's... Let me pause. You're talking to the right guys. Go on. What are y'all's favorites? Because I think I may have a lead here that could benefit everybody. I've never used lube Interesting no the way I will moisten up a partner is really with a pretty good joke. Yeah

I mean like that's that's complete respect. I can I can I can I can I can have you know I can have women convulsing with just a quick with the pen. What if you're jerking off them? If I'm jerking off, yeah, I'm a shower jerk guy So what is that conditioner then I just kind of just kind of the water What you've threatened pen I've been I thinking I think it's funny to think like I don't know just like threatening people with the pen And also I wouldn't be able to do I wouldn't be able to write anything Don't make me bust out the pad is it nobody else into I'm crazy. No, I'm right our I'm brand-loyal to Lou Are you kind of off masturbating? Yeah, but it was a Patagonia for me in that last

I'm a I'm like a garment guy. Oh you finished in a garment Treat the garment like a pussy. Yeah. Oh you would fuck the Patagonia. Yeah, so socks. That's a dirty game Patagonia Patagonia Patagonia that's out of style will last you a couple years Really not a lot of moisture anywhere to be found this Are on our? couple of drug libido wise on the on the flip side of you and Rudy I'd imagine I Again the Kegels help with that, but we don't I don't need to bring that up again Rudy. What about you? Yeah, I have I have a brand. I'm messing with I actually do both I have I have I have a Jimmy John's

I have a Jimmy John's friend sandwich Jimmy John's Mayo From your chin No different. No Jimmy John's Mayo When everyone's talking about when Rudy has something on his face, he's like I'm saving that for later he means as lubricant Yeah, I'm gonna wait for this to roll off my chin onto the super fast come I've seen Rudy fuck a big Italian before oh yeah. Oh, yeah Fucking her Mike's way. Oil her up. So that's the, that is the

perfect segue. Because the lubricant that I believe to be the premier lubricant in life in many ways is an oil. And a food one as well. Ex-Verge? Coconut oil. No! Coconut oil. I used to eat that by the spoon.

You would eat it. Very vaginally friendly. It's good for your mouth biome. Oh you're talking about vaginally friendly. It feels great if we're just talking about masturbation. But like you why don't you just tell your girl to say wet now. And you can coat your cast irons with it. Oh no kidding. That's good. It goes, it goes, it's, it's, it's, it is the oil of many, many, and like you said, a huge health benefits to doing a spoon a day. Yeah. Who's the, who's the, who's the like travel blogger that made the coconut oil famous? Oh, I remember that. It was like a thing. Was it, it was coconut oil,

right? Yeah. Are you, wait, it was some oil. It was definitely coconut oil. But It was definitely coconut, but like does it give your does it give your your your piece of sheen No, it kind of rubs in wow lotion almost I would say it is interesting though because there apparently is a new Challenger on the market one of my friends has been Exploring beef tallow so all your friends are fuckers This guy I mean this is my old podcast host Aaron Murray former Georgia quarterback He's using love you. He's using Aaron Murray's using an Aaron Murray On the face they use it on our face Aaron Murray told you about beef tallow. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so y'all do use it on your face That's where he started as well. Oh, but then he uses his Lou I think so this guy doesn't need wait So y'all are just lathering yourself up in in cow well, so I I was

But then I think this is a direct cause to my new dog destroying my Likes you yeah, he thinks your bone marrow We went to the vet and I got some pointers and the vet was like you just need to leave the room when he's biting You you kind of look like a femur. That's convenient. Thank you. I do He looks like a femur got to know The big femur the big femur would be the sickest nickname Anus with Dean and the big femur Take it first of all, the femur goes hard. Yeah the femur not even the big femur. Rudy, I'm taking, first of all, thank you.

The femur goes hard. Yeah, the femur. Not even the big femur. The femur, the towel, the undercover cop. Oh yeah, you do look undercover. I do look, I like the, I like just Googling big femur. Yeah. Just to see what pops.

But it's not next to anything, so that could be any size. That looks like you. There's nothing to put that in a sky Yeah, I'm fine with that I cook back here to you, but I was incredible But the vet was just like you need to when the dogs biting you you need to get out of the room and go somewhere Where he can't get? He's constantly biting me, so I've just been living in the basement the past few days. I mean, this is kind of fucking crazy. I don't think I've ever heard of a dog just constantly.

He will be lying towards me. But the thing is, he treats my girlfriend like a... He treats her so gently, like a gentle flower, as he should. But it's like she doesn't believe that I'm getting attacked. And so it's...my house is turning into the Overlook Hotel in The Shining, where I'm in the basement over my keyboard And I'm gonna kill him both does he like coconut oil of the dog. Yeah, it does a calm dogs down Oh, I don't know. Oh, you could do like a peanut butter experiment. Oh, no, no

Not my sweeter nesto he's only ten months Well, at least he's like silent and he's not he's not barking Okay, and he's not like coughing or anything. He is coughing. He's coughing That's why yes, so that was enough so he couldn't go to his training. I didn't know I didn't know a dog could call I don't my dog is coming off a cold and so he had a training Couldn't go to the training this thing owns me. I didn't know and the thing is I'll yell at him a coughing dog That has to sound very close to a bark Oh my god, maybe he's just barking dude

No, it's it's but I'm starting to I'm starting to lose my fucking mind you said is kind of ruining your life That's it. He bit me on the back of my knee, dude. And it drew blood. You're in, yeah, you gotta get through that phase. The one time my dog bit me, I think I just put like the fear of God in. Well you boys down south treat dogs like you treat people. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, dude you throw your dog in the tightest spiral Get out he's a big motherfucker. He's like a hundred pounds. Yeah. Yeah the boys down south will straight-up square up with their

Yeah, I had to punch him and then he never he he never did it again but wait, so I think I have a new untold story for y'all by all means When I was so I got a vasectomy recently, okay Oh shit, and which is a deeply were you afraid funny experience? Oh funny Were you yes, where did I know was I afraid? No, where do they go in through so that this is where the humor starts So you get in there and you lie down, and then a nurse comes in, and y'all are making small talk,

and she'll move your penis to the side, and then she'll get her towels out, and she kinda preps your balls like they're on center stage. Kudos to you for having a penis that you can move to the side. Move them around. No, mine, mine could. Ours are unaffected by gravity. No mine... I rented out to stop the fucking wheel of fortune wheel.

But yeah, so they like prep it, they get it ready, and then that was very awkward to begin with and then my doctor's name, can't make this up, was Dr. Cockrell. No way. Cockrell? Yes, Dr. Cockrell. A man, he was obviously destined for this job. And you're awake the whole time. I'm looking him up.

I'm out. They numb up your nuts. And then you're just talking. And they're working. Put me down. Yeah, there he is right there. Ross Cockrell, shut up. I used to play football at LSU. Oh my god

But but yeah, so we're just sitting there as he's working my nuts Tim top left we were sitting there. He's working my nuts We're talking like talking about football talking about the locker room and then you just get like a little Little little smell and it's it is your own Nutsack burning. Oh, it smells like burning. Yeah, because I don't know if the burn is to cauterize the wound or whatnot Welded shut. Yeah, but I think they welded they weld something shut because you smell how fast was the procedure? Um about 30 minutes not long 15 20 something like that And so we were on the bracket which comes out the same day everything we do comes out the same day

We just compete against ourselves. Um, yeah, we do. That's interesting counterproductive. Yeah, right You were saying that you're a firm believer Quite literally of coming every day. Yes. Yeah, absolutely Which is why I think the doctor told me as I said that I have one of the biggest vas deferens He's ever seen which I think is your jacket but I'm not sure I used to think that was a tumor Yeah, yeah, no, I know. Spook me plenty. But, uh, but then the funniest part is you're still numbed up when you get done. Where's the vast deference? But your, but your nuts are, uh,

they're bandaged up like a, like a mummy. Like, you know, if somebody like were to squeeze the top of your sack and just the two little nuts are hanging right here, that's what my sack looks like. Dude, you are, we are working with different tools. nuts are hanging right here. That's what my son looks like. Dude, you are weird working with different tools. Just give it, give, give your, give your nuts, just a good hard squeeze at the base basically. And that's the bandaging, but you know, you're hurting. So you can't,

you don't want to walk normal, right? So what it creates is you have parade of men who are, who are walking, completely normally going in. And then when you exit, you're like a fixed dog. Very ginger. Like how you walk into a saloon. Very cowboy. Yeah, yeah. It kicks through the double doors.

I'll never come again. It reminded me, when I was a kid, I was 10 years old, and all my family's from Cut-Off, Louisiana. It's like deep, deep cage country. It's a town called Cut-Off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. LaRose Cut-Off. Is it just spelled Cut-Off? Cut-Off, Louisiana. It's like deep, deep cage country. It's a town called Cut-Off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. LaRose Cut-Off. Is it just spelled cut off? Cut-Off from civilization. Yeah. Oh really? Yeah. No, but yeah, yeah. So it's deep and cagey country. And my uncle was like a real hard man,

an outdoorsman. And I was always a city kid, but I always wanted to desperately prove myself to him. So one day he's like, T-Bob, come on, let's go. You got to help me with something. I'm like, okay. And apparently he had some goats that he needed to castrate that day. And my job was to sit on them and hold their horns while they're looking me in the eye. And he took a straight razor with his hands, cut the sack open, cut the testiclesicles out and then just sprayed disinfectant on the open sack wound and Let them walk off and they too hit a very Ginger, but they recover pretty quickly. I mean, they had they lived. Yeah, okay, very painful Yeah, but they I'll never free deal with the nuts. I just threw him to the side. Yeah, I threw him to the side

You got it. There's no receptacle or anything. I don't I just threw him to the side. Yeah, I threw him to the side. You got it. There's no receptacle or anything I don't know that's not my general there was no sign that said please pick up I was thought you guys would use him like what I would have done like the shock from I'm sure there would be some sort Of voodoo uses but that's that's kind of you know, that's a little more these are deeply Catholic people No, no who do there it is weird that like the south and like Louisiana is like, yeah We got witches and then we got priests. Louisiana is a different country. It's very European. It's the most culturally unique place in America by far. If you want to if you don't have a passport and you want to feel like you're leaving you're not even near the

United States you go to New Orleans Louisiana. It's because it's a town that at times ruled by the Spanish at times by the English. Yeah, cuz the French quarter is very Spanish looking Yeah, but but have you ever heard a goat yell? They sound like human Yeah, wide-eyed as their nuts are being cut open. Have you ever heard a French goat just staring me in the eye? But yeah that I'm like Clarice. I'll never forget the yelling of those goats. But the thing is, the last thing they saw while they had nuts was your face.

And we were like fucking 10 years old and we are locked in eye contact. Were you always like that? And I had to stay strong because I couldn't like, you know, I was trying to prove that I wasn't a city boy. Were you always a big boy? I was not. I don't know. I didn't get like exceptionally know, I was trying to prove that it wasn't a city boy. Were you always a big boy? Oh, I was not. I don't, I know I didn't get like exceptionally big until like high school. The pressures of being a big son have to be immense.

You will don't talk about quickly big. Yeah. Like if you're a big son, that dad is so proud of you more than he is of an average size son, I would never wish big son upon anybody. Yeah, there we go. Oh yeah. That man used to bench, there we go. Oh yeah. That man used to bench 435 right there. Robust.

Thick. Why 53? Oh my God. Bill Romanowski. And I thought that 60s made you look fat, so I wanted to have a number in the 50s. Slimming. The five is slimming. Is that photo in a backyard?

Oh look, there's high school. No, that's our old practice field. Okay. Over there at LSU. Look at you, man. Dude, that was high school right there. Look at that volume. Look at my neck just disappearing into that neck roll.

Is that Greater Atlanta Christian? Yeah, GCS. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. And Norcross. Yeah, how the fuck do you know about GCS? That's where you went there? Yeah. All four years?

Yeah. I went there in second grade. Davis Mills went there. Yeah, yeah. Actually Davis Mills married one of my best friends' little sisters. Yeah, and there we go. Yeah. There we go. A lot of stars. A lot of stars came out of that school. Yeah, who else? Kyle? You tell me. Kamara? Malcolm Brogdon. Oh, okay. Played basketball with my little brother. There's another guy that's on the Pacers that apparently went there that I didn't know about, but, um, I love that. This is Nick and Nick. Hey, and then right next to Ellis. Look at that, man. I'm on your first. Oh, that's powerful.

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Now, men that park carts professionally, typically, that's like, they have that, that's the ceiling? Well he's a bit autistic, and he has one of the most interesting and cool quirks I've ever seen where He only experiences pop culture 35 years before today's date So for John, what's today's date today is? June 10th June 11. Okay, so for John, it's June 11th 1990 Oh, he's about to go through a really good time. He will not watch any movies, listen to any music or anything that has not come out by that date. Then when a movie does come out in theaters, he'll watch it once and he won't watch it again

until the VHS release date. So he is deeply committed. He can tell you the history of everything, dude. I kinda like that. Wow. That's a fun way to live life. Is he, what about sports? Is he watching sports? No, no, he doesn't, he doesn't really fuck with sports. But like if you give him like, there's a couple of towns like Gonzales, Louisiana, some other

towns like that where like he can tell you, you know, in 1987, this was this and this was that and this was this. And like just the whole history is I miss I actually I miss John deeply He did is he still around cool dude 90s. Yeah, I just don't get to I don't get to see him anymore If you go to my Instagram, he's probably somewhere on on there Have you like have you spoiled anything for him like have you ever talked about 9-eleven? Yeah, he's got no If you ever mention anything that is before No, if you ever mention anything that is before, okay keep going down, should be somewhere, I don't know if it's a poster story, where would John be?

Where's my guy? Just go to his Instagram. But if you mention anything that isn't in his timeline, he just says that hasn't happened yet. That's awesome. That's kind of the end of that. That's a of the end of that. All right, look up look up total. Okay underscore totally underscore 90s underscore guy

Starting with an underscore is tough for being found this man right here. Oh, yeah This is my boy, dude Wait, so this is just a picture of a logo? He loves old logos. Like time appropriate logos. That's not autistic. That's not an autistic thing. He likes logos in like town history. Look, this is a crew right here. Look at this style too. He has elite style. Always, always looking good. Look at those red glasses. That was Valentine's Day. No, I think this guy's not autistic.

He's the fucking man, dude. I love John Dearly. I miss him. And it's a weird tractor ass saying. It's like I never got to talking tractors. I never, uh, it's a weird thing though. Cause like when you have as many kids as I do, you don't tend to hang out with anybody. How many kids do you have? Three. That's not too many. Seven, five, two.

It's just they're all young though. And that's a southern half child. Like that's a southern one. But the thing is you don't really hang out with people ever. So I've hung out with John more in my life than anybody that is not my wife or kids for the last few years. How was he at putting carts away? Was he decent?

He was a beast. Thankfully though, he shifted up his shifts the last year to where he wasn't having to work when we would hang anymore So we watched some great movies together. We watched Finding Susan an old Old what was it Madonna movie. He has really good taste in that That's from that's from Valentine's Day. That is the best fucking Valentine's Day fit on the internet right there Yeah, that's great. So he's in 19. He's in 90s. He just hit the 90s. Look at that. We met in 87

He's 1990 and now he's in 1990 and see and you can get an idea of what's about to come out. Does that reflect? His behavior other than just what he says out loud. No, we do talk a lot about He has a fantasy world where Oh, that's interesting. He's just like built up a house all filled with like old lighting fixtures. Oh, he loves ceiling fans. Okay.

Gotten very into ceiling fans. The Evergoes, the SMCs, the Hunters. The Logos. The ceiling brands. The fantasy worlds. Yeah. We got in Thomas for a while there. That was great. Oh, no

He's a man. He's a man. He's the most one of the most sincerely Just himself people that I've ever met what else does he like doing crossword puzzles? No, okay? No, there's a ceiling fan There's you over there. Let's see which one that is What is that? Does it say hunter? Yeah, it's a hunter. It's a Hunter, yeah. Hunter fan, Hunter ceiling fan. I'm a fan of the SMC's with the beard brackets myself. Okay. I used to be an escalator guy. There's actually a big ceiling fan YouTube community. Oh, that's good.

You would be, I mean, I guess there's a community for everything on YouTube. But yeah, you can find people, they just hook them up and run them. No stunts, like tying? No. No Darth Vader voice? Nope. Just into the, yeah. Nope, just plug it up and-

Quite the machine. And just watch him roll. This is just a slideshow. They're not even spinning him. No, yeah, that's a weak channel. It's a bullshit channel. Kyle, if I assigned you something mundane, do you think you could get into it?

Not at all like Fold out like I'm gonna be honest like a ceiling fan would do nothing for me It's been pretty fast that would be like that could there could be some joy in that but um I Don't know You know what I like to do look at one rotor of the fan and just try to try to stay focused I'll get myself sick That's what you do when you're grounded Yeah that's a great way

You can flick the door stop Boing boing boing To the yeah the watching the rotor When you get bored with flicking door stop you go to rotor You ever try to throw a ball against the wall in your room and you're like oh yeah this sucks Life before jerking off was this you just did handstands What do I do with this free time pre smartphone pre jerking off you? Yeah, you were Tearing up the carpet. Oh picking up just picking off pieces of carpet. Yeah, oh

I'm in Dragon Ball Z moves. Oh, I wouldn't do moves. I've talked about this I only pretended like I was dead and I would like lay Like I played dead. I played dead you I played I played Dragon Ball Z dead. You were just krillin every time I was Krillin every time That's really good I feel like if you parsed down Dragon Ball Z you could get like an hour's worth of just grunts We had 90% of shows grunts. 90% of that show is grunts. Oh yeah. I mean that's you know in the classic anime style. We got very into DBZ as a football team in college because they released Dragon Ball Z Kai at the time. It is the most, it crosses every racial line. Everybody loves Dragon Ball Z. Well, it's a, too, it's a deeply athletic process

that Saiyans go through to train where they have to break their bodies down and then they rebuild stronger. Train in double rapid gravity. Right, you break your muscles down and the tissues build back bigger. So you were, yeah, you were inspired by Goku.'m sure that yeah, bro. I was in a back inspired. We always called Cam Newton final form Frieza Cuz he was just such a fucking beast. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yep

Didn't a Krillin managed to cut off the tip of his tail right did with the destructo destructo I think that was second form Frieza that might have been before final form. Yes. He did that was that was Krillin's biggest win Without a doubt. Well fucking Android 18. Oh, she's bad, but but she's a robot woman, but yeah She was bad and the fact that he chose to be bald the reveal that he could just grow his hair Yeah, wait, so I actually don't know that I've ever known what that was actually about so he was just he was just shaving his head Yeah, yeah, but he had a good hair. This fake short man. Whatever happened to Master Roshi? He probably got arrested for sex crimes.

He was so horny. I downloaded the Dragon Ball Z game and the first mission is to get his porno mags. I'm the strongest Saiyan in the world and I have to go get his porno mags. Every Japanese show has a horny old man though. Yeah, well. I mean I think it's kind of the Right of an old man to be a bit lecherous. Yeah, right you're on your way out now You don't have is you don't want to cross any lines, but to ogle You know you have nobody to improve nobody or to impress like nobody you really beholden to at that point old men have such a long leash

Yeah, yeah, and I should I don't think there's any bigger likeability gap. Maybe this is just me from old women old women Oh, I love old women you love old women. I've always had a very natural report I'm uncomfortable around old women. I stare at the milky substance in the corner of their mouth when I when I Yeah, they've got a bill. They have that deep. Yeah, I don't like they have that goop buildup When I used to when I started radio We go to Pelicans games And I don't know why this is the only people who would stop me at the games would be old women To the point where my wife was like what like what's what's what's what's going on? Yeah?

I don't know. I you know what it is though old women love dirty humor They love that but they also love they love big boys. They do love big boys That's true that Brandon Walker a big boy in his own right gets stopped by old women all the time Yeah, yeah, they do like big boys. They hate small boys. Do old women hate small boys I hate it when my grandma had her friends over Yeah, oh my god That was my grandma that the rest didn't did not like me my grandma would stretch out the same fucking Kleenex for like two and a half years she would hand it to me put it back in her purse

Yeah, depression man, and she would fill up the bathtub this much too Did y'all ever in West Virginia? Did y'all ever like did you warm your beds with like? bladders? Oh yeah, actually yes. I probably involved growing up, that's what he used to do. Actually yes, god damn it I did. They were fun, I would smack them, they were fun to smack.

But yeah, they've got cold, they were like a rubber pouch that you filled with hot water. Oh, I have seen that. You put the kettle on and. It was like a big thing, I felt like, in like old loony tunes and stuff growing up. Yeah, I never, I was always dripping. Yeah. I never had one. I never grew into, I was never in a place cold enough though.

So I never really had any reference for it. It's like a bladder. But so your house is heated, but you heat up the, yeah, I remember if it was like a middle winter, like my house was above the garage. So it was hard to get warm. My, my room, I'm sorry, was above the garage. So I had, yeah, it was like, what was that color? Pink. Ooh, above the garage room, hell yeah. Just do whatever you want in there. Well, no, it was still, the garage was still connected to the house. Yeah.

Wasn't as cool. So you just put that in your bed. They were the most fun things to smack. But those were all over cartoons in pop culture, I feel like, when I was growing up. A lot of my humor comes from like loony tunes kind of stuff. I love like the dripping bladder. I love the, I always bring up. A lot of my humor comes from like loony tunes kind of stuff. I love like the dripping bladder. I love the, I always bring up the boys being lifted up

by scent and going to a windowsill. That's the best. Nothing funnier. It's a classic. Nothing funnier. That's another John special. We've watched some great Yosemite Sam and Bugs Barney cartoons together in our day.

A lot of them would be today's day and age pretty problematic. Yeah. Pepe LeFeu is a full blownblown rapist. Yeah, yeah, skunk rapist. What era is this like when they were doing that? What decade? I mean it was pretty recent. They hit the ground running early and then kept it going. I feel like Hanna Barbera's heyday was I'm pretty sure it was like the 60s. But yeah, yeah. And then and then because that would have been like Flintstones Jetsons Looney Tunes and you got like the old like Daffy Ducks from World War two like making fun of Hitler and stuff Yeah, there was a lot of Hitler and a lot of Looney Tunes and then

I'm trying to think about what animation studio kind of moved in Hannah Barbera kind of stagnated a bit I was a big claymation kid as well. I loved Wallace and Gromit a bit. I was a big claymation kid as well. I loved Wallace and Gromit and Gumby, Mr. Bill. Chicken Run. Chicken Run. That was claymation. Yeah. So those people made a new cartoon that my kids love called Shaun the Sheep. No talking and it's great. If you really like stop motion animation, you should watch the Netflix Pinocchio, not the shitty Tom Hanks live-action Pinocchio. There's Sean the sheep great show Sean the deeply English show I I was obsessed with stop-motion from like third grade to

Now 11th grade I would drop like make that's what I would do in my yes We talked about this me too. I would make claymation Characters and just press record then stop record this stop move it blow them up with fireworks You know yeah, bro look up a little clip of the net it's made by Garry model toro the Pinocchio on Netflix. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's the smoothest it is the smoothest Do you want it to be smooth? I like that? No, but like no it is I'm talking about like the the this is James and the giant peachy Who did James and the giant peach?

Was somebody notable? We're all brothers. Well, no, no. Who? The Allman Brothers. No, that was their album cover. Oh, yeah. Rolled all was the original, but who'd like to. I don't remember. I love that movie.

It was. I love that. I thought the centipede was the coolest dude living or dead. The centipede from. He was cool. You know who else I thought was really coolede was the coolest dude living or dead the centipede from he was cool You know who else I thought was really cool was the cat in Alice in Wonderland. Oh, I didn't like the cat It's moat kooka. I thought that was the caterpillar. Oh That caterpillar was why even Like blowing it in Alice's face and shit. Yeah, you're right blowing smoke my only that was like my first Like that was my first cool idol was the centipede Henry sellers no no

School the centipede from James the giant peach think you like like jazz oh that is pretty cool Nothing cooler than somebody who sincerely loves jazz they got a lot of fakers a lot of figure you being sarcastic No, no, I'm being serious like like somebody well I mean I like to listen to jazz casually, but I don't like no jazz I couldn't like hear a song be like that's gotta be no. Yeah. No, but I'd be a few the the the big ones Is jazz bigger blues has got any bigger where you're from? I think it's I think I would be more jazz blues is more like Mississippi Delta. I believe yeah I think jazz across roads jazz is a lot of Chicago though as well. I yeah

We do yeah, it's quite the scene quite the same actually have you all seen sinners? Yeah, I saw yeah So fucking good. It's cool some cool little Chicago ties there as well. Yeah to Michael B's man, and he is Hot he's hot in two different styles. It's so crazy It's so fucking hot. He's hot in two different styles. It's so crazy True, I want to get double teamed by him It's bad to be Michael Jordan and then get be famous like that I would think I would change my first name before being Michael B, but how about he made it? You know what I'm saying? He overcame the impossible odds of being a famous thing I think about big how big he could be if he wasn't Michael Jordan

I've never considered this he kind of held the B helps big time but it does also slot him isn't as the Second team yeah, yeah Michael Jordan, but it rolls off the time. It couldn't be any other letter I don't think look at old smoke and stack those are great twin names to smoke and stack The smokestack twin yeah, it was a fun one. It was like funny. It's a good. It's a good It's like the best I would say like a Hollywood like big-time movie can be. Like an original. Like it's not like, it's not like Parasite where you're like your mind's blown. Yes, but it's like just a really good fun movie. I thought Parasite was just decent. That's crazy. I thought that shit was cool. No, Parasite was awesome, I thought, but I agree with you. I'm saying the same thing. Yeah, fuck you, Nick.

I was saying the same thing that like it's, it's, you can think about it, and it does give a lot of value, makes you, Nick. I was saying the same thing that like, it's, you can think about it and it does give a lot of value. It makes you think it's fun, but it's also, it's just fun. It's like surface level. It's a popcorn, absolutely fun. That's what I want in my movies.

I just want fun. I want pure fun. I don't care if the acting takes a hit. I don't care if the direction is, I just want fun. It's fun. It's like, I put the, I've said it before, but that is like, I put that in the flick category. Okay.

It's a great, it's like the best of flick can be. You go to theaters, you have fun. OK, I like sweat thinking about it. I like flicks. I don't like films. Armageddon flick. Big flick. Yeah. Dungeons and Dragons. That was awesome. Fucking awesome. Kong Skull Island is the best movie ever made.

Flick big, big flick. You're saying this is the best movie. It's if if if how what I want my movies is a Blast is this the Adrian Brody one? This is the one where the guy you think he's gonna kill a monster with a grenade and the it's it you have to watch it I Rated the death that's a death scene. I've ever seen a movie that scenes all time up there with a Titanic propeller death This is the guy that falls off and then gets hit by it or the one that gets sucked in this is Tom

He'll everyone where he falls and then yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like rag dolls Yeah, but the Kong school one he speaking of flick just gets tossed by a fucking beast Explodes on yeah, we can't show it's so fucking on it's that one Yeah, yeah that one's this guy's about to save his crew with two grenades and just gets picked up and thrown Yeah, so guys like the uh or like good bad remember the Matthew Broderick Godzilla I that was one of the first movies I saw in the drive-in Drive-ins rock especially in the 50s. I don't know How old are you?

the 50s I was had to have been like The sphere times 10 to be able to like drive your car and watch a big movie They're giant cars imagine watching Ben her in the yeah. Yeah seeing a quarter of a boob fingering the thickest Just like dude you're hacking away through that thing like you're Yeah, that was the torpedo boob era. Yeah, that like dude you're hacking away through that thing like you're going like yeah, do you like yeah? That was the torpedo boob era. Yeah, that's when they were it was a weird. Yeah something water pyramids Yeah, I remember being a little kid and seen that for the first time being just being like I just I Don't know what I'm talking about, but I know that ain't what they're shaped like Oh, I mean, maybe it was a function of the bras at the time right bras shape them. Yeah

Oh, I mean, maybe it was a function of the bras at the time right bras shape them. Yeah Yeah, and then they had the best cinema experience, but then they had to go home to what? Jello carrot casserole. Yep. It's always the jello molds and then get drafted to any war coming up Yeah, fuck a lot of those. Yeah, that would suck a lot of those military industrial complex one in the end That would suck. A lot of those, you know, military industrial complex one in the end. Always does, man. It always does.

Yeah, you're right, Kyle. They do have good drive-ins, but then you have to go the fifth pair. You have to go learn how to parachute at 18. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I'm in France. Yeah, I got you.

I mean, think about that, though, right? Before, like, maybe you'd seen a picture of Europe in a magazine or something Yeah, and then you they have the the World War two museum in New Orleans is one of the best museums in the world Like that's not opinion. That's a fact Oh, and I remember they had they they they would voice these journal entries and this one kid he's 17 years old jumps out the plane fucking gets separated from the group loses his gun and he's talking this guy was a

shitty this guy did everything wrong just lands alone in the middle of French field with just a knife and it's like good luck yeah and what happened to him he survived he survived he found his way back to the he ended up meeting up And he's probably reprimanded pretty heavily. I Mean, you know who knows that that that museum is awesome right there and we shall y'all should have gone I would like to check that. Yeah, I was super boy Kyle we've been here Y'all go for the Super Bowl. No, we've been here Kyle. We have yeah. Well, no we filmed at the airplane

That was in Arizona. Not even close never seen anything in my life. We have yeah. Yeah. Well. No we filmed at the airplane. That was in Arizona. I've been close Never seen anything. I was on air. We were thinking of Tucson Arizona the plane pretty different Stick yeah, New Orleans and Tucson fair. Yeah, they had planes. Are you into? Nonfiction you have a lot of like yeah, and a C and yeah, yeah interests. I love so I bounce I read one I I love so I bounce I read one I tend to read like one like trash book and then one like that's exactly That's exactly what I do back and forth. Yeah, I'm on the Ulysses S grant nine thousand page biography right now just like a lot of sloth dude just so I can read some slop afterwards Yeah, I'm just like no this is good and interesting but like then I'm gonna read a book about like a teen boy that can

Crumple people with his mind and it's like this is better than Ulysses S. Grant. Right now I'm reading about Chicago and the founding of the city and it's come with a lot of very, very interesting tidbits that I did not know. Like, did y'all know that trains are what established standard time here in the US? So trains literally changed how humans interacted with the concept of time. Because before then noon in St. Louis might be like 1150 here or like 1210 somewhere else because it was all just based on the sun. The day of tune.

But then all of a sudden trains come along and you can like reliably get to a place in X amount of time. And so it was fucking everything up because nobody knew how to communicate. And then so in like the 1870s, I think trains started adopting standard time and then the government did in like the late 1800s, early 1900s. Shout out to trains, man, trains. You would think. Trains. Yeah. The internet of its time. Think about how connected trains are. I think trains are in my, it goes,

trains are my number one form of transportation, I think. It lulls me to sleep, it relaxes me, I think better. I think trains are perfect. Riding them, yeah. But then you get to other levels to loving trains. Most train conductors, they see a ton of suicides they have to go to therapy a lot there's a lot of people I heard they have very traumatic profession yeah you're hitting a lot because you see people when it's too late do they still

have conductors in like the front of the train yeah and I think they're still wearing the stripes did you have to try to like jock mask? Like hide your interests to try to be more of a jock? I guess I said I wasn't always like super big. Were you playing World of Warcraft at the same time you were playing LSU football? Oh yeah, absolutely, with some of the boys too. No kidding.

Yeah, I mean, again, I told you, I fucking, I played through all of Burning Crusade 1 to 70 solo, dude, so fucking dumb. I never ran a single dungeon. I don't know why. Solo's what was, what was your class? Um, Hunter. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You know, wait, wait, were you a blood elf? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The hottest. And wait, you wanted to be Legolas. I felt it. Well, no, I I'm always, I'm, I'm Gimli and Sam Gamgee. Those are,

those are mine. But, but I, uh, but Elf was like the new race at the time. I had just started the game, I was like, oh, this is cool. But then, I was always ostracized by my Blood Elf peers. You would ask a guard for directions to the hunter trainer and they were very magic based. But I was like, oh, that backwards motherfucker? He's over there. I get it.

Are you speaking in metaphor about your real peers or this is actually no the guards in What was the city? I was never I was never a blood elf but yeah, the guards in the city would like be just assholes giving you directions to the To the hunter trainer wasn't a mage like they would have preferred. I was a gnome rogue squeener shout-out squeener The first time the first day I got my flying mount. I like I wanted to scream it from the rooftops, bro I've never gotten the flying no way my wife. Oh man

No to Nick got me into it. Yeah, the new world of warcraft is poop Shame on people that play that because I remember grinding to level 10 took Months and now you can get to my buddies playing the new one you get to level 10 took months. And now you can get to, my buddy's playing the new one, you get to level 50 in like two months. Yeah, bro, it's all, retail's crazy. Retail just introduced like one button rotations where you literally just press one button

and it automatically does your rotations for you. Kyle played wow with us for a little bit. Yeah. Ork Warrior. I'm just like a, sadly, I'm just like a Manchester by the Sea guy. Like that's my- Just like burn your kids.

That's my interest, not burning my kids, but that's like my media like interests. That's really- It's very down. Yeah, I like things about things that can happen. Yeah. I like to see a man just plateau as a depressed person. Are you jealous of us being able to escape

or do you pity us? I am jealous, deeply jealous. Wow. Cause I like things that could happen that could happen to me our blood elves racist Yeah, I mean well yes, this would be they're very pretty race absolutely there They look down upon they I don't think they like being in the horde because the horde has some unsightly Yeah, that's not totally true though Kyle. I want to see men sad. You invented a state. But everything in that state is... There's no magic.

...is realistic. The most famous people are wrestlers. And you have floating shoes. I added that for effect. You made a fantasy. It's a real... Everything is realistic. Kyle made this state of New Platson up here.

He's been working on it since you were how old? About 10. So wait, this is actually, I'm going to say that this checks out with what Kyle just told us because most people would make like a Tolkien ask middle earth fantasy map. And you just drove a, I mean, that's,

you just drew a straight up, a town, like, These are metro areas with suburban sprawl I get really into like the school districts and You're like Walt. Yes He was always thinking about the The city of tomorrow. I mean, that's what Epcot was originally supposed to be his dad inspired him for Disneyland His dad was building the Chicago World's Fair was one of the constructors. No way. That's cool devil in the white city recommend the book I've I never finished it, but you know, it stuck with me from that book.

I don't know if you can somehow find this. The meal that all the rich architects had. Oh, yeah. It was like 18 courses. It was like five pages of the book of describing their meal. And it had a cigarette break built in. There were multiple states built in. Yes. Like, and they're all walking around with gout.

Like, how could this happen? Why does my foot hurt after these nine stakes? This may be a dumb question, but Devil in the White City is is it fiction or is it real? Everything is real. So it's about the building of the World's Fair. At the same time, there was a very prolific serial killer. Right. H.H. Holmes. That's right.

But it's not fiction it's like everything They've exaggerated a bit. Yeah, I'd imagine but he built a he built a murder hotel Mm-hmm with secret rooms he like fired all then he like fire architects He'd like to see but he wouldn't yeah So they everybody would build a small thing because he had a full-fledged like kiln in the basement that could burn bone Yeah, fuck. Yeah bad guy watch out femur. You're next Yeah, I want to check that one out It's a cool one cuz you find out like all the things that were the world's fair and what era was this what decade?

This was 1890. Oh, yes the meal fuck. Yeah Architects were like the rock stars of the time Which is very reflective. If someone new to Chicago, you can feel that. Oh, yeah. Because architecture here is varied and astounding. It's cool. It's the architecturally prettiest city in America.

I like San Francisco as well, but I think those two are one and two. I took the architecture tour here and they were saying things like I always thought buildings were built for function over over form but here there is no funk there's no function whatsoever we drove past one they were like this one it's like the crowd the halls are crowded but the rooms are all shaped like pizza slices okay that sucks and then there's one is the corn cob building and then there's one that just looks like a champagne bottle. Yeah. When did we lose that though? I know.

Because that's what bumps me out. Because now it's horrible. Yeah, it's brutalist. Brutalist or glass. Ultra sterile. When you learn about the history of New York and the style of architecture, what is it? It's not Gotham, but.

Gothic? Gothic? No, it's like the Rockefeller building. Oh, it's Art Deco. Oh, yeah with oh, it's a art deco. Oh, yeah It is Gotham, you know Gotham is our deco in a lot of the old Penn Station Oh, yeah, I'm station was incredible. Yeah, and then the person that like preserved the few there left was actually Jackie Kennedy No kid and she's like this sucks. It's crazy now Oh, and then but it sucks now when you go into Penn Station

It's just but I bet you they were saying that I don't know no everything used to be so grand I can't tell you the last grand thing that's been made There are cool things. I think we have a new biggest statue in the world if I'm not mistaken. There's a giant monk Somewhere oh is it in Mongolia? No, it's in India monk somewhere. Oh, is it in Mongolia? No, it's in India. Mongolia looks bigger than it is, but that one's the coolest. Isn't our crazy horse one going to be big? Yeah, they've been working on that forever. Yeah, the crazy horse one looks cool. We need more of that, like the Colossus of Rhodes. Yes, dude.

I think what are the two in Lord of the Rings that are guarding that they rode through? Oh my god I should know no no they rode through the two of them. Yeah. Yeah, oh here the water did they make him crooked He looks a little crooked on you can't erase that no you got to find another amount What movie does that remind you of this one? Yeah, this reminds me of Neverending Story reminds me of Richie Rich That reminds me of the rock eaters, I think from Never Ending Story. Oh yeah. Or was that Labyrinth?

No, it was Rock Eaters. I'm not entirely sure. I just remember Richie Rich, they had like a laser gun that they were zapping the- Rock biters. They were zapping the mountain away. I've never seen Richie Rich. Yeah, we just need more-

I've never seen one thing you've mentioned today. And I'm letting you guys have it. Yeah, there it is, dude. Richie was so wealthy that his parents were like, let's just fucking carve our family into a mountain. How rich was Richie Rich? Rich enough to have a McDonald's in his basement. That's, that's.

I always wanted to build a replica Waffle House kitchen in my basement if I got rich. I've never been to a Waffle House. Jesus. You wouldn't make it out. No, God, no, they would see me and lick their lips, dude. They would, I would be dead. You'd be used as a weapon. Oh my, yeah, here comes Femur.

I wanted Dexter's laboratory. Really? I think that's too much of an issue. I wanted Hey Arnold's room, but then today I'd be like, it would be so hot. The greenhouse effect. I'd be so hot. The greenhouse effect. I'd be so hot. I'd be too hot.

Too hot. It would, yeah, I mean the windows are unrealistic. Yeah, you can't live in Hey Arnold's room. Yeah, no, you're smart pointing out that having a Dexter's laboratory in our basement was unrealistic. The epitome of coolness that was Murphy bed, a bed that just comes down from the wall

Yeah, Arnold's whole room like at a button press transforming it he could lift up the really couch. Okay, okay Which is really good for like an poor orphan that lives in a boarding house He and one of those Never mind one of those immigrants in the house gonna get him get him. One of those like Yugoslavian single dudes. He's going to eat. There's a boy upstairs. Arnold canonically has been. Come here football head. Football head, come here. Let me see. Yeah, like there's a Yugoslavian refugee that was waiting in the darkness. I always think my favorite cartoon growing up, I was a massive Rugrats fan.

Oh me too. And I revisited Rugrats recently. I can talk Rugrats. And the amount of adult kind of innuendo and humor in Rugrats really holds up well. I always thought I was a Phil, but I'm a, I'm a, You're a Stu. No, I'm not a Stu, I'm a Finster. Finster, Finster, yeah.

And I thought maybe one day, oh, I hated that. That fucking scary big baby. I've looked for everywhere online. I searched probably once a month for the shirt that baby wore. It's a blue shirt and in pink it just says big boy. I want the shirt so bad. Oh, I want the shirt.

I feel like you have a... Forgot about him. It's got a crop top. I feel like you have an ecosystem here that could make that happen. That could be made. Yeah, I think we have the tech modern hand. But I want it cropped.

I think that might have to be my Halloween costume. That'd be sweet. He was the gummiest baby. And I always wanted to golf at the golf course with the big ice cream scoops the mini Golf course. Oh, yeah, that was a great episode pirates Was a great episode. It was pretty sad. Did they get locked in the toy store?

Yes, the movie was sad. So I didn't know that Chuckie's mom is dead. Yes She has been an Instagram post going viral recently that will bring a tear to a glass eye and it's all just super cuts of like Chucky talking about his mom mom talking to him and I'm like, well, no fucking wonder his dad was so neurotic And the thing is the drama that there was it's so it's so based in truth because his dorky Glasses-wearing loser dad lost his wife. He's like, where do I get a woman? He goes straight to Asia Yes, and he gets an Asian he goes and gets an and then Kimmy becomes Chuckie's stepsister right no not Kimmy who yeah maybe yeah I think so I think I think it was Kimmy yeah so his dad's just like all right Asian time. Yeah. Well, that was his wife. Oh yeah. Watanabe Finster.

Kira Watanabe Finster. I've been eating with chopsticks. No kidding. As a dietary tactic. Oh, to slow down your eating? I gorge too fast. I do too. I do too.

I'm too nice with the fork. And it just, it's really hurting me. I feel it disgusting I am the same way and I might have to do that because I'm in and out of a restaurant under an hour every time Yeah, no. Yeah, my meals are just pure eating. Yes, and I feel like shit afterwards. Yep. So chopsticks on a showing tax Yeah, we eating eggs with chopsticks I might have to start doing that because I eat too quickly and don't chew enough and I'll get food like stuck in my chest

Yep, you eat too quickly two sandwiches per meal Yeah, how many sandwiches? You're the biggest sandwich. You're a sandwich and nacho guy. We're not saying you're a fat guy. No, you're a sandwich guy I know you're a sandwich. I will spread them out like this I will spread them out like this like Remakes the sandwich island. Yeah, I go Philippine style. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah spread out the islands man, I

Don't know I need to give me an Asian wife wife. It's the realest thing you've ever said. People would assume. Or, Ken Jack's the most obvious Asian wife guy. Okay, so if we want to do a little cross-pollinization here then, if you wanted to do reverse cuckolding, you could get your girlfriend an Asian man. No, no, he would do tricks. He would be nuts. No, because we were talking about cut her she has her nest though. We were talking about. Yeah, we were talking about cuckolding and We were pitching the idea of a reverse cuckold of a dude that needs a confidence boost and you bring in a guy that can't Fuck very well, and you have to watch him or a poorly fuck your I think that's that should be a I'm surprised It doesn't exist. Yeah Yeah, maybe it does. I think it's probably still cuckolding.

Fail miserably with your wife. Yeah. She's disgusted. Out of the way, let me show you how to do it. A variant of like, good luck Chuck. Let me show you how to fuck my wife. Yeah. But then I think we arrived at that cuckolding is,

I think it's an experience probably rooted in shame and you wanna feel a bit debased, a bit shamed. But that's, I'm not a shame guy, I've had enough. Is it for guys that don't experience shame very often or they just are aroused by it? I think it's rooted, I think something about their past traumas and shame turned them on and make them feel something.

Yeah. Oh, so I mean, think about it. You hear you hear Kyle. Yeah, that's a really weird. I'm not a shame guy. I'm a power guy. Yeah. What's that mean?

I want to be. That's what a shame guy. Yeah, I'd get off from megalomania like, but, um, I haven't tried it yet. Everybody knew Platts and belongs to me. That's kind of how I use it as an outlet. Like I am the man there. The king of new Platts and you get to fuck Kyle Bauer. You have the pleasure. So it's like, it's like, it'd be like Kim Jong, like in North Korea, right?

Like he can, he could do that. Your new platen is his North Korea. Only I get a headphone. Yeah, exactly. You can do whatever the fuck you want. T-Bob, thank you for making the hour go by very fast. Thanks, man. Sometimes I have very full teeth.

You're the man. We really appreciate you. We're glad you're here. It's an honor to be working with you, man. Hell yeah, thank you. Likewise, I've been a parasocial admirer from afar so it's nice to uh sit in here and chop it up boys I want to get some wow role-playing going. Yeah, we got to find the hook. I don't know if I want to play hardcore

You guys tell me I'm I'm I we did the I think we got to get a while. And Nick was leader. I did. I abandoned the role playing too quick because I was the worst at it. Yeah. I mean, Hank was the only one that stuck with the voice. Yeah. Oh, no. Enrique Enrique Enrique did. That's it.