A New Untold Story - New Materials feat. Josh Potter - A New Untold Story: 457

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

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Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. Do you know this is the only room that tech can't can't tap into to watch live? Really? Yeah, because our cameras are too old. I love it. Oh, I don't want them looking at us. Is that what they're doing down there? They can tap in any room. Think Stefan just. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Watching. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm that's why. That's why he's he has. Oh yeah. Watching. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm that's why that's why he's he has you know has a hard time but he's sad because it's just too much information. He has way too much info. The more info you a person has the sadder they are. Yeah it's like the architect. Yeah matrix not obtaining new info. I try to avoid info now. It's too much of it to grasp too much to hold on to. I just like taking in useless info. But like what info now is is is of use to you.

I mean, yeah, like random World War two facts. How is that useful? You bore the homies and scare the hoes. Checkmate. Yeah, it's in case I run into Dan Carlin. Yeah, I guess and scare the hoes. Check me. Yeah. It's in case I run into Dan Carlin. Yeah, I guess that's the one thing. If you scare the hoes, you can't bore the homies. Oh my god.

That's like a, that's a double edge. Right. That guy sucks. But at least if you're boring the homies, you're not scaring hoes. There's hoes around. But like being like just like a World War two factoid guy. Mm-hmm It's tough I tried to say this on stage the other night my dad's wife is so involved with chat GPT that she doesn't know anything

That's going on. She was like she just gets bombed I ran and it was like two weeks after we did it right like was she like panic was she buying water? Oh my god. It was like that happened already. I don't even know how to I've never used chat GPT I don't even know how to access it. It's like an app, I guess. I've used it to Google. Like, I'm like, this is Google. You've used it to Google.

Yeah, this is Google. Dude, I made that, I said that one time when I got made fun of, I said, AI is just a glorified search engine. It's a search engine that just like, kinda speaks to you a little bit. Well, there's girls out there that are talking to it like it's a human being. And they're like, hey, Chachi, how are you?

Like, what's crazy? Chicks are doing that. Girls are doing that all the time. It's like they're therapists and it talks. Oh, yeah. Tells them what they want to hear. I yeah. A girl said to me, she goes, it's faster than Google. I go, who's wants faster? I mean, is Google so fast?

Is Google slow for you? I was like, what are you talking? And I guess it's Google with one result. Yeah. Which is worse, Google. Yeah. Yeah. It just only gives you one thing and it's catered to your people. My God, chicks are using his therapy. Yeah, it's actually nuts

in L.A., especially. I mean, they're walking around talking to it and it's talking back to them There are dudes probably in full-fledged relationships with some sort of hundred percent her is a true. Oh my god Yeah, my tick-tock. I'll get like an ad for like AI bots But you can upload any face and then it'll be like I'll show you my tummy. No, what the fuck? Mm-hmm, and then like it uses like a really masculine voice like from the perspective of the user And it's just like lift up your shirt show me your tummy

And let's say I get some mouth. I don't want it. Yeah As soon as AI gets a mouth, yeah, that's what I check I start chat you PTN dude I don't even want the eye. I just went and I want a I wanted to be artificial not smart artificial unintelligent. Hey you an artificial dumbass. Yeah, right. I want a Daffy broad Chat you did you want? Unattached unspeaking mouth Which I feel like the tech is there Yeah, I have AI and it's just like a fucking rubber mouth

Yeah, dude I use it for support I ask it things all the time It only speaks what spoke right its mouth is always full though. It doesn't talk back Your chat GPT is just a disemboweled pussy That's a fleshlight Hey, man, that's Guys out look it up. You're just fucking How does a World War two blitzkrieg work hold on I got it and then yours fucking How does a World War two Blitzkrieg work hold on I got it and then yours fucking

Find out it's loading it's loading. Yeah, it's the pinwheel This is called the buffering phase You know I still don't know the answer, but it gives me the same answer Oh My god. Welcome back to a new untold story. I knew I'm told story It's a fresh, big, untold story I knew I'm told story You know, untold story, episode What is it cut 160?

457 okay, I said I was gonna give up a bit But I genuinely didn't forget 457 it is the zip cut the start of the zip codes in Athens, Ohio Whoa, I'm very excited about why is that? Athens, Ohio you spent much time in Athens, Ohio not since the vegetable administration Biden what's that? Was trying to put the public school system on to nutrition. Oh, yeah, yeah fired because they just fed kids Cheap bad vegetables, and they would just throw it in the garbage So there's a lot of like steamed steamed celery and they would just throw it in the garbage. So it was a lot of steamed

celery and like... They were serving steamed celery in Athens. Synthetic gooey kale. Now this was across the country. Do you remember when West Virginia needed saving and they sent in the naked chef, Jamie Oliver? Who's that? He's a very famous chef, Jamie Oliver, and they sent him to West Virginia to try to fix the fast food problem. And they chased him out of town.

Well, why is he naked? Yeah, he goes by the naked chef and I don't know why, but they're sending the naked chef to school. He's so close. But yeah, they sent him to Huntington, West Virginia. Oh, that's not and he tried to make him like natural chicken nuggets. And they like the kids like fucking called him slurs They're like get the fuck back to where you came from the Huntington palette is not ready for cooked meals

I'm allergic to these non-gmo chicken bites. They're making me racist There they are they they can't stomach something that has more than, that has under 75 bioengineered ingredients. Yeah, right. DJ Rod Willis lit into him. We don't want you to sit around and eat lettuce all day. My mom had like a big crush on the Naked Chef. She was so excited when he was coming to town. Is he like a performer?

Is he like, I'm thinking of New York City. He's like a big food network guy. Why is he naked? I don't know why he goes by the naked chef. It's naked, like a figurative thing where it's like the food is food is pure or something. They really painted Michelle Obama with a bad light there. It was like she's replacing pizza with care. Oh, he strips down the recipes.

I'm the naked chef, Jamie Oliver. I don't want that from the recipes. I'm the naked chef, Jamie Oliver. I want that from the chefs. The chefs always do that with their books. Like this is the real, you know, easy approach to cooking. It's not all this fancy stuff. This anyone can do is like I want to if I'm watching a cooking video, I want it

to be the most unattainable ingredients. I know I want them to use tools I've never even seen. I want them to use at least 10 grand of saffron. You want ingredients you can't even apprehend. I've never even seen. I want them to use at least 10 grand of saffron. But yeah, you want ingredients you can't even apprehend. Right. That's what I want to watch.

I don't want to watch like somebody breaking like a deconstructed cheeseburger. Yeah, I want to guys like I'm going to make placenta casserole. Dudes love dudes love breaking, breaking shit down. Kyle, what about Athens? This is a place's place. Yeah? It's your favorite place's place? This is a place's place.

It's almost a figment of my imagination. It's just a large scale, it's a socially lawless, financially classless, large scale gathering of young Roysterers from Ohio who are all simultaneously having the best day of their lives. I went in the springtime doing one of their fests. The number-

They have a fest every day. The 14 Fest. And like- 14 Fest? This was 2016 when like Little Dicky, Fetty Wap, the Chainsmokers, Post Malone were performing. Like this was when- It's called Number Fest, but you went to like the 14thers Post Malone were performing. Like this was when- It's called Numberfest, but you went to like the 14th one?

The 14th version. 14th Numberfest. Mm-hmm, that was some of the purest merry making I've ever done. Really? My crew was partying like orphans, dude. How's an orphan party? Like we went down there with zero dollars, less than one outfit between the four of us

We were constantly just breaking out in song and eating gruel Stealing people's tank pickpocketing handkerchiefs. We were twist maxing So filthy back You were all over twist-taxing? We were so filthy back then, dude. Slinging newspapers. You guys were all covered in soot. Oh man, there's nothing more. The unbridled freedom of having zero dollars

is so much better than having some money. Dude, I went to Dewey Beach in Delaware with, I think, eight dollars. And I shared a hotel room with 10 other guys, and I ate and lived like a king. And I don't know how. Yeah, you kind of, you accept that there's no stress, there's no budgeting stress,

you don't have to worry about how you're gonna allocate your 70 bucks and you just kind of live like, primitively. Yeah. You obtain what you want in need. There's something that switches in the brain when you have $0, you don't get hungry anymore. Mm-mm.

You take meals as they come to you. That's when that's what happened. I think, I don't think I ate, we went for three days. I think we brought enough money for a bottle of Svetka and like Jimmy John's bread. The day after Jimmy John's bread, that's like a nickel. Yeah, we forgot about gas. So we had to get gas.

And we were fucked, but it was awesome. Yeah, dude, I was storing food in my cheeks after leaving Wheeling on the drive to prep for days later, but I couldn't let any of the other boys see. Yeah. I had a Ritz under the tongue for the whole drive. Ritz under the tongue.

Yeah. That absorb. Yeah, I was absorbing just the nutrients a little bit at a time wait so I mean that's how this is your look at this line I hate that font that they use for 14 lobster. They lobsters and ever use font It's the lobster font as the lobster font with a 14 fatty WAP chain smokers a little diggy post one slander But yeah, this is one way Welker Wes Walker, that's Walker and dill who's Wes Walker and dill Jordan belford, dude Oh, is that a joke you remember that song? Yeah, that was a mr.. Fiji, Ouija

Yeah, but um this was back when fame was a phenomenon right a career choice Yeah, right you always just had to luck into it now dicky was like he was coming up and all eyes were on him He was like look what this guy has done. Like, how did he do it? How amazing. Now it's like, if you wanna be the guy who yodels in coals, you can just yodel in coals every day and like, you can have a following.

Yeah, some college will put you on there fast. You can call yourself whatever. You can be like, I'm chaos to the fifth power. And everyone's like, chaos to the fifth power and everyone's like chaos to the fifth power w Dude I might be easier to get on a college fest than to graduate college. Yeah, I mean 100% Yeah Is that the second day big gigantic big gigantic and nightmare with no I Mm-hmm or a buddy. Oh, what a what a time. I like the guy that's name is just totally normal. Yeah, that guy was fine.

That guy was perfectly okay. Totally normal. Oh, that's his actual name. But those guys, like in the small font, started at like 9am. Yeah. We were ready. Yeah. So like, college wrestlers seem like

those guys will travel to other campuses for Fests. Yeah, we linked up with them. Because I saw you at WVU. You went out at WVU more than I did. Oh, we were always there. We love Fests in like the foothills of Appalachia. Yeah, but this is, everyone there is on,

everyone there is, it's like a middle class gathering of people who, everyone, it's a library of open books all turned to the same page. Everyone's vulnerably in unison. The only hierarchy is your BAC. If you chug a bottle of liquor and jump off a street pole like you're Benicio del Toro. Yeah, dude.

I haven't blacked out. I'm just gonna be the drunkest. I haven't blacked out much in my life. And the one time I did it at a college party, I didn't blacked out drunkest. I haven't blacked out much in my life and the like the one time I did at a college party I didn't remember anything and I woke up the next morning feeling like a god because I was probably the drunkest Yeah, you still drunk when you woke up. No, I'd never got that the top dog never got that. I never got waking up drunk Oh, man, probably. Yeah, you think so? Yeah, it's the best part. I mean Potter you oh, yeah You're from Buffalo like that feeling. this is your what I'm describing.

Woken up feeling to you recently. I mean, how recently, Josh? I mean, weeks, probably. OK, OK. I mean, it's a good it's a feeling where you go. I'm not hung over, but I'm not not something. Now, Josh, you're 39 and you're still kind of living like this. I know. Oh, no, I was no no I was I wasn't shaming no I mean, I'm sure that's me shaming because we're talking about like not eating or talking about just getting by on that to you mm-hmm

No, I mean I can go days if you need me to I mean now. I'm it's great. I have I'm making some money. You know yeah, so I can eat whenever I want, but I stay That's a sign of a successful adult I'm a grown-ass man. I can eat whenever I want within a reason For dinner What a nice feeling I mean yeah, and to have the discipline to not do it is right is the key what year was this? This had to I'm going to get 26. Oh, oh, I was going to say 20.

We're going to say 20. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, because Little Dickie, when he he's now he's like a TV star. Yeah, he would have been higher up on that. Do you think he'd be higher up today? Same with Post Malone. I think they'd be higher than chain smokers. Oh, yeah. Post Malone would do this.

Also, chain smokers is an indication of the era as well because I don't think they're like Doing anything anymore are they doing anything anymore? I think there's they've they're big enough to are they like continuously tour They definitely shows, but I mean at one point they would have there was a moment in time where they could have opened for the Pope They're right. Yeah, no that might have been this time. Yeah. I want to see this line up now. What's going on with it? What's Dill doing right now? Oh, he's telling crypto. Luke was just talking about Dill.

You were just talking Dill? To me. I was like, Wait, in your free time off camera, you were just talking Dill? Oh yeah. Oh my God. I've been following Dill for 10 plus years now.

I've been following Dill for a decade. A decade of Dill? You know his last name? Oh. No, it's just Dill. I don been following deal for a decade. A decade of deal. You know, his last name. Oh, no, it's just still. I don't know his last name. I think he's crypto deal on Instagram. Yeah. Famous still famous deal. Yeah. Yeah. And he was multi platinum artist.

Jordan Belfort makes songs. Now he does marketing, real estate and finance. OK. Wow. What a pivot. Good on deal. It's famous still the twin of the Rugrats twins. Dill Dill. No, that's Phil and Lil. Oh, my bad. Dill is Tommy Willis, Tommy Pickles, younger brother. Yeah. And he locked himself in the closet for when he was found out he was being born. And now he's this guy. Now he grew up to be him.

But he's still him. And Wes Walker used to they made the Jordan Belfort song. And it was Matt. It was like a big song song and they would show up to frat houses across America They came to my buddies and then like dill would like get drunk and try to like haze the pledges Do dill was just traveling and hazing yeah traveling haze man Knocking on doors, and he was like guys. I'm dill He's knocking on a frat house door to pledge. I'm like hey pussy I'm dill. What do you mean? He's knocking on a frat house door to pledge. I'm like hey pussy I'm dill. I'm gonna fucking do drop your pants pussy. I'm gonna finger your ass. I'm doing a show Did you get hazed as a hockey guy? No, I magically avoided that very luckily when I played juniors they oh cuz you were like

an old freshman Yeah, I was well like once you get to college weirdly, that's like not a thing as much in college. At least it wasn't at Denver. I got lucky. I think I just missed all of it. And then when I played juniors, they cleaned house and just executed all the vets. So there was only two vets when I was OK. Juniors, how old were you as a freshman in college? Twenty one. OK, OK. Yeah. Wow.

So, yeah, you're they were asking you to buy beer for them. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Just group sex. That's what yeah I can play his hockey player a good group sex thing. They do love the devil's threesome Yes, but hockey players also pride themselves on getting the worst-looking Yeah, they do and they're oftentimes the best-looking guy They got a fine ones that are willing to have three or four of this is gonna be a story But I remember one of the hardest I've ever laughed after a game one time this kid And our team just turned no one was talked to him and he goes

I'm gonna fuck something tonight Nobody should ever fuck Was it a child Literally Cry Do's we're talking like that at least back then yeah, I know how you players were savages Yeah in college wrestlers would talk like that, but out of necessity like that was what they they were acting like they were biting the bullet But it was also Everybody was competing over

They didn't have a braggadocious tone to it. They're like I'm gonna fuck something that no one should fuck tonight Yes, he was doing as if that was that was the goal. It wasn't out of necessity Yeah, we were trying to out swag each other for livestock dude. I was just Dude I was just hanging out with the art kids in college and I like the pretty girls there I thought would like me, but they would still go for traditionally very hot men the nature And I was just how I thought things we different here. No No, it's all the same. It's nope. I Thought you were different. We had a really good conversation about Jim Henson. I pretended I pretended to smoke an American spirit with you for 28 minutes

And then she went just fucked the hottest guy I've ever seen Who thought smoking was gay? Dude you know those will kill you come here. I'm gonna fuck her I Could not figure it out in college either still it's It's it's it's it's still a very perplexing thing to try to do college I don't know why college and high school couldn't figure it out second. I left it was like oh Yeah, you have to don't get you just say it don't care. Yeah, I guess I didn't get late till I started stand-up to be honest with you

Like virginity yeah, I wait I was Rudy was a freshman before I was a fuck, I lost my virginity. For you, Rudy? Rudy was a freshman in college before you were fucking. Yeah, I mean I was fucking 22 when I lost my virginity. It's crazy. Dude, that's not, I mean. Was it to a nice gal? No, she was like an old scallywag.

Yeah, yeah dude. She had to chip the barnacles away. She was like 30. 30 is not bad. I mean nowadays, yeah, I pray for a 30 year old now, but I'm saying like I was 22. It's crazy. I'm like this old lady's like yeah, how did it happen? She she saw me do a show like out of a thing and she knew me from the radio And we met and oh, oh she was a buffalo 30. Yeah. Oh, that's that's most places dead

That's like the mortality rate like that's like a mom of four years she was sticking to the floor No, I mean, but yes, I I remember I told her I was a virgin and she was like she like laughed She's like no you're not and I was like yeah, you're about to see that I am indeed and and how was it though? It was was it a one-timer. Well, I remember like or did you fall in love? She was like no what we dated for a little there it is But not very long, but she was like the first time I ever had this is the first time I read sex She just goes did you come yet? And I was like, I don't think so She goes you would know.

Yeah, you would know, too. Yeah, it's like, OK, I guess I didn't then. And she like sighed and kept going. And I was like, well, this isn't going to help. So did you not come that first time you lost your identity? Did not. And it kind of put me on a bad trajectory of what of not coming during sex for a while. I had to like figure it out. You had to learn how

Riding a bike having to learn how to fall. Yeah, it's kind of that's it. That's true No, I mean I cuz I said you remember when you put it all together. I mean recently I just I Learned it was all about intimacy and all this other horseshit. Mm-hmm. Yeah fake stuff. Yeah, you know About intimacy and all this other horseshit. Mm-hmm. Yeah fake stuff. Yeah, you know all the gay shit So Well, this is Josh Potter by the way. He's been on the show twice before that's right Toring comic scene in Janesville, Wisconsin in August. Yep, August 15th and 16th. I can move up there You're going up to Janesville. I have to hit Janesville. Fuck. Yeah Found out last night on the same. We both don't drive though

Potter was like yeah like if if I get you lodging like you want to drive up to Janesville And I was like yeah for sure like five minutes later. I'm like oh Yeah, I don't drive by the way. I guess we'll both take the Amtrak then That'd be nice. I'll be a nice bonding experience hotter on the bus. Yeah Well since the last time you were here like I was like a year ago. Have you changed at all? No, gotten worse, probably.

That's changed a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, everybody changes. I mean, I haven't like evolve. How have you gotten worse? I'm just doing the same old shit. That's not changing. God damn second. Nobody gets to change it this way.

You get, you know, like piles on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're out in L.A.? Yeah, still live there. It's fine. Just fine? Yeah, you know, I don't know. I feel like a Martian out there. How so? I don't know. It feels like a foreign land. I feel like I'm on Mars. People are. It's like I still feel not like I live there.

There's chicks moving there in mass just to be in skits. Really? Yeah. What does that mean? Chicks moved out of the skits. Really? Yeah. Instagram skits. What is this? I'm pretty hip on skits, but chicks just moved to L.A. to be in skits. OK. Not even to produce the skits. No, be in the skits.

Well, they do these houses now where they all live in a house? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah pain for it or whatever But maybe their tick tocks are paying for it. But yeah, there's like Skit houses. Mm-hmm. I have seen that it skits and they go there. They pop balloons. What do you mean pop? Oh, they play the balloon game people are little they're playing Toddler games and it's where it is working so well. Yep. I mean, I don't I think it's I think the Ship has passed me. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to strike strike Show business anymore the way it's gone. Why don't you start playing children's games? I guess I got to I said I was like I'm just gonna do blind guy shit on my fucking Instagram and see if it pops me off

You know, how would you know? I guess you're right Guy plays darts. This one. Oh, the balloon popping. Yeah. Oh, is this where they like make a date or whatever? Yeah. They're like, I don't think you're pretty. So they pop it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That those are fucked up. Good stuff.

Everybody's doing that. You're right. And everybody's doing like here. I would I would I would do it Yeah, you should get one going the balloon pop dating game. No. I wouldn't have it in me It's it this is all just like the show next though that old show next next was like mean though They would get off the bus, and they would yell from like the park Yep, but next was like they'd see him the first time they'd see him get off the bus. They'd they'd abandon them. Yeah. Yeah. Literally, they get off with some of you.

No, no. It was how mean they could say next. And then the person has to sit there at like a bus stop. Yeah, they're just like they're in some suburban neighborhood. Yeah, we should play real next. Room Raiders was one of those things, too. That'll get to the tick tock world soon enough. Oh, yeah. I can't believe it hasn't. Who was letting a camera crew into their home

at risk of it? Well, it would be like, I'm just going to leave my jizz in here. It was it was dudes going into like 20 year old girls lingerie and just like looking for like pussy residue. And they'll have like a shitty light to shine and just be like, I think there's some pussy on this. Yeah, but chicks would go into guys' rooms then and they'd be like, all right, here's the black light test

and there would just be like some odd stain in their sheets and they're like, it's definitely calm. This is calm. Yeah, exactly. And it was like, we're all supposed to be like, oh. Zac Efron did this. What was the premise of this show? You chose who you wanted to date based off of their room?

Not off of how they look you didn't know what they look like so these people would be in like a secluded area a van Watching while they were getting their rooms rated look at that guy's got the panties right there Yeah, they're all right, so they go straight for the panties. Yeah, because they're like this means a girl that wants to fuck this one means She ain't fat Yeah, right. That's what it was. Yeah, it was really checking the size. They pull one out Is this a sail to a ship? The gays are on MTV room Raiders They had an episode they had a gay room Raiders that would be electric probably weren't living at their parents house

That would be electric. Probably weren't living at their parents house. Damn. God, that's a gay room. Yeah, that was that was solid. That was solid. What's your room look like? My room? Yeah, it's not great. Yeah, I don't even have a dresser.

Where do you keep your clothes on the ground? Try to not your room. I try to not be in my apartment. You're not very often you hardly live in LA Yeah, I know It's like I try not to be there at all that was always my goal So I didn't want to give myself the comforts of a home My stage so I would say I want to be on the road as much as possible And you know then you get to be almost 40 and you're like I probably should have got a dresser at some Do you know you lose your virginity at 21 dresser at 40? Girl you start dating you don't have a room to raid. Yeah, it's like what this is how she's like

You don't even have think you live like a serial killer Yeah, we can go to a hotel though Lot of Bonvoy points They got dressers comedians have points out the wazoo. Oh, yeah, what's your points looking like I got some points I don't really know what the Denominate like what they mean or what I haven't like cashed them and I just gather them right for the day that I need them my Miles I'm scared this year because the day that I need to my miles. I'm scared this year because the early part of the year was slow, but the I'm going to catch up at the end of the year.

Thank goodness. I hope with the that's all I care about is my airline status. Yeah. What are you at right now? I'm Premier Gold. OK, which is fine. I'm never going to be the fucking. Platinum top of the platinum 10K platinum or whatever the hell they call it This is a good stage to be at but it's about keeping it then yeah to get there mook you have to be at like a greyhound What's the hot what's the highest level of gray got amtrak points amtrak points greyhound only goes up to bronze

The highest Greyhound bronze greyh, I'm Greyhound bronze. I'm frontier like frontier and aluminum. Yeah. And frontier. Come on. You can you got to get your

you're in Chicago, baby. Get that United. I'm an American man. No Americans for I don't fuck with United, to be honest with you. Got Americans like it. They're the worst. Give me give me frontier.

It's like it's a greyhound in the sky. I've never flown frontier. You know, it just has a greyhound on it. Yeah, it's a bunch of dogs. It's a dog transport. It's a bus and a cargo plane. What what perks would the greyhound get you? Oh, a water bottle. Right. What what perks would the Greyhound get you? a

Water a water bottle right? The crunched up water bottle you get one of those like string bags The lowest form of gift that is like yeah, that is the lowest quality a thing can be If I see one of those I'm like would, what, did you apply for a credit card? Yeah, not get it. Dude, that is the... Oh, I can smell like... Yeah.

It's a dude in a cutoff t-shirt wearing that and you can smell his deodorant. Real strong. And they would just cram their homework and test in there. There has never been anything higher than a B- in those bags. In a drawstring bag.

In a drawstring bag. It's never had a anything higher than a B minus in those bags A straw string bag has never had a grade higher than a B minus Yeah, that's after he cheated off of somebody. Yeah, there's no guys at Harvard with all those dude There were dudes in our high school that had those drawstring bags that they were like Renotting so they would still stay together like that's Dude, just like they never fit on my back properly No, no rings were all like one was real loose and one was real. You got to fuck it. Oh, I mean, you could picture kids from high school that like lived out of that bag.

But those dudes always had like a bunch of kids like those guys were really fertile. They were fertile and hot. I'm starting to think maybe thicker backpack straps might be like like a bike seat where it's like it probably affects your sperm in some way. Like the L.L. Bean Boys aren't they have slow swimmers? Yeah. Yeah. It's a great point.

These dudes, it all goes back to the the seaman. The craziest thing is I don't ever remember seeing those in a classroom, but they were at school nonstop. Oh, no, no. These guys never went to class now ever. No, I just see this on the back of us guys Guys who's got a skateboard or like something are always moving. Our guys were like they never had sleeves and they always had like lanyards. Oh, yeah. Lanyards with like a basketball card in them, but also like the gym shorts that like looked heavy.

Yeah, like they weighed a ton. And their sunglasses, their sunglasses are always worth more than anything on their. Looked heavy yeah fun and their Always worth more than anything on there the sunglasses were expensive But the gym shorts always had the design on the side that kind of resembled the Atari logo Yeah, and I don't know they were never a brand Yeah, exactly mm-hmm those Yeah, they look like they could just fall off yeah And they would have Jordans that were like just a tongue that was tied around their foot all that was left was tongue

Just tied tongue to the top of their foot And then they were like fucking teachers Fucking teacher they're beating the fuck out of the male teachers They were beating up our male teachers. They were playing pig and horse all the time. Doing hook shots and eating lays. Yeah, plain lays. But they would never put their hand in the bag, they would tilt it.

They were high on weed. Their lives were awesome. Yes, dude, I would kill to be a drawstring backpack guy. The kids who got drunk in high before high school and then just hung out and played basketball. High school started at fucking 5.30 in the morning. How are you crossfaded? It would make it so much better, though.

No wonder they were like clowns and like, oh, they'd walk in, titty twist the vice principal. Oh, yeah. But the principal would love them. Yeah, they were well liked yeah, they were they were charming Yeah, but like filthy they were like the golden retrievers maybe That's like a luxury breed. I think a little bit. They were not quite a goal retriever They're they're like their demeanor their meaner. Yeah, they were hornier.

Yeah, they were hornier. They're as common as squirrels. Like any event, they were just scattered in the crowd. They weren't ever there for the event itself or participating, but they were always there. There was like a game there and there's like four or five in the bleachers or hanging out near the parking lot But they're not in the parking lot. They're near the gate of the stadium or the arena, but they're not in it entirely They're almost like ghosts perimeters of a park these dudes were these guys do

They will die in car accidents These guys dying car accident my cars or they wreck their car. Oh, okay. They're going like car accidents. These guys die in car accidents. They wreck their car. They're going like a speed that's uncomprehensible. And the car will be turned to mist when they hit like a fucking weeping willow. What happened is he went into a roundabout going 160 miles an hour. These guys names look perfect on a wooden cross. Was it a Lamborghini? No, it was a Honda Civic.

Yeah, it was a Honda. It's always a Honda Civic with a big subwoofer. And these guys die. That's the drawstring backpack. That's that's that's that guy. If they make it out of high school, they live a while. But if they will typically wrap their car around something, you see their names, not so a wooden cross by a tree. There are some names that are just meant for a wooden cross.

Teddy, like Giants quarterback Jackson Dart. That's a wooden cross. No, he's he's a cross made out of lacrosse sticks. Oh, it's yeah. Yeah, that's something something along the lines. He that's a name for the side of the road. That's a glitch in the matrix. Jackson Dart. Yeah, I mean, that was when I saw him at USC. I was like his name's Jackson Dart Yeah, and this is not madden. This is real life

No, that that's a that is a a bush light DUI death accident name. Yeah That's a He doesn't have the look. No, it doesn't look like I mean Jackson. He has a name of a dead man He looks like a young dead kid see how it's spelled you go. Yeah, that's a Jackson like that. Yeah X Yeah, there are some names that just aren't supposed to make it out of the teenage years. I Think that might be one yeah, I might be Jack up until recently Jack's was like a Mortal Kombat guy with the arms Yeah, and then it became um Somebody lace your shit

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Is Jules still like a successful company? I don't know is yours a jewel. Yeah, is it harder to get pods? That's what I was gonna ask yeah I gotta get putt like every time I go to get pods the guy has to go out onto the street into his car What? What interesting yeah? That's a little scary comic in La her name is Ali McCoskey She still jewels also, and she says it's like impossible. Yeah, it's tough. I have my spots I picked my spots jewel users will unplug anything to charge their jewel

Oh, yeah, like I remember having people ever and I was like what my carbon monoxide to put detector is now as a Jewel users will unplug anything to charge their jewel. Oh yeah. Like I remember having people over and I was like, my carbon monoxide detector is now as a jewel. They will unplug their grandmothers. They're twisting wires. Yeah, Mooc was like trying to attach wires to a potato to charge his, he was in my fridge pulling out a potato. Oh, he's sitting on the carpet.

In the corner. I unplugged your fridge or apartment. Yeah, that's right. I lost all my shit. I lost all my all my meats. Yeah, your means these vapes now. It's like they're MP3 players. They're fucking. Oh, yeah. See, I think we bought one in New York for like $14

and it had a better it had a better touch screen on it. Right. Yeah. Look at these things than some phones. I see people just do it. I'm casually it's like, be booby booby. And it tells you like the levels of like you. You bought one in New York that had a that had Bluetooth. Yeah. But for what?

Yeah. It counted your steps. It's just a smart. We're just buying smartphones and throwing them in the garbage every day. Yeah, it's really it's insane because I ask buying smartphones and throwing them in the garbage every day. That's really it's insane because I ask them, like, do you fill that back up and people are like, no, you just throw this. It's like, oh, we're just that's a touchscreen.

Like 10 years ago, touchscreens were like probably 15 years ago, a really like rare, amazing tech. Yeah. I mean, think about your I just found my old iPod like from I don't even know it. It was like one of the little slim ones in the screen on there with the wheel.

It's so much worse than these. Yeah. And that was a fucking iPod. And these are disposable touch screen. Yeah, that probably is more memory than an iPod. I would I would bet it is significantly more advanced. That could probably play. Twisted metal on it.

Yeah, pretty, pretty clearly. That'd be sick. You could file your taxes on it. Yeah, pretty, pretty clearly. That'd be sick. I got your taxes on. Yeah. Oh, you could definitely run most windows program tax vape dudes that are doing those aren't worried about taxes. Yeah, that one called the feed sink. Look at all those apps on it.

That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, I saw a person playing Pac-Man on it for you. Have you ever wanted to look at Pinterest while you're vaping? Yeah, right like I don't Whatever oh man as you hit it it plays a song. That'd be cool. That would be cool. That'd be sick I Would be cool to have like it be an mp3 player. I think they but why I don't know I don't know. I don't know. If people wildly lay there. I don't even use it for the vape.

It's just an MP3 player just listening to it. I'm sure you're addicted to MP3 is not nicotine. You can you ignore this. You ignore MP3 player. You know, can I hit that real quick and you just play a song and just start listening to it? Would that be crazy if your phone could vape, though, too? I sent soon. Why not? It's probably really soon.

Yeah. Now stick to your jewel. I think it's it's pretty sleek. Jewel is like an I mean, that's like I smoke cigarettes, for Christ's sake, like a caveman. So I mean, Jewel is kind of close to the jewels, like a corn cob pipe now I mean, Jules kind of close to the rules like a corn cob pipe now. Yeah, yeah. You're like a hips because you're always tinkering with it, too. It's it's fully a tick. You have a detached and you're like cleaning ports.

Oh, I think and wiggling the pod. I think I gave myself arthritis, like wiggling the pod. Like, does that do anything? I don't know. OK, I have no clue. But it's my little like anxietyxiety toy at this point. Hmm Probably not good. I do miss that sweet embrace of that crackle. Yeah that yeah No, that crackle is scary. It's like oh, I'm sucking in Yeah, who knows what a little bit of the juice gets in your mouth. I'm smoking coils over here

Charging your cigarette in a computer is always a weird thing Over here charging your cigarette in a computer is always a weird thing though. Yeah Yeah, I have uncut wires before Kyle took in college I took apart like an iPhone charger to like actually charge my jewel before yes, that's maniacal You're doing the thing where you're like in a movie where they dismantle the bomb you're like doing the red one He calls don't have to open it. That's what the hurt locker was actually about. Yeah, it was a jewel. You call it like an Indian smoke shop. That's hurt locker, too.

When he got back. Like you've been smoking cigs since they've. Yeah, I mean, I started I started that at age 25. Did you try to ever switch to the vape? I can't even hit them without like I just coughed on this one. That's because I took like a laid back rip, but I don't know. I can't even like sip of vape. Really? You can't even.

I don't know how to do the tolerance because I try to inhale so hard, I think. OK, even people say like when I smoke, I started smoking weed well before cigarettes. And people always say that I smoke a cigarette like it's weed because I'm like like taking it as far into my body as I can, I suppose. Not a relaxed thing for you. No, I mean, I do it pretty quickly. Yeah, I guess that's the thing. Well, you're from Buffalo.

Yeah. How's the buffalo weed? I mean, back in the day, we used to get like, you know, now're from Buffalo. Yeah. How's the Buffalo weed? I mean, back in the day, we used to get like, you know, now it's legal. So it's probably fine. It's all from like a Native American reservation now, probably. But we were getting weed from like Canada. We got ours from the Hare Krishnas. My boy, Vincent, who would go up there and re up my really? Yeah. Oh, no. Your guy's name was goo. My guy's name was Gilly.

Oh, that's yeah. My boy was goo. G you every told me weed in Buffalo had like something wrong with them like You know, I mean like how long would it take you to notice the something wrong right away? I mean That's that's yeah a front that's the worst Weird like like a tick like everybody has a behind the scenes something wrong But like a starring starring roles on the young this one guy that's only we used to call him Showtime But he was just some goofy little white kid, but he would be so dumb

he would get like caught all the time with weed so it was like scary to Buy weed from him just because you're like you never know know if he's going to like have a cop with him or something. Was so dumb. It was just the dumbest kid. But why? How do you get the name Showtime? I don't know. That was just what we called him. I would love just a nickname that doesn't relate to me. Well, I had no I had no idea why we called him that. I go, you're hitting up Showtime.

He was like, I don't know, because you come out and be like, hey, what's up, man? You know, did he have a hand thing? Yeah, he had all kinds of weird like he was tweaking around. Yeah. And then this guy, Gillie, he just had like his one of his legs was shorter than the other one, and he was like walking all like one. Those guys were born in the wrong generation because now they would just be tick tock megastars as well. Right. Are they beyond deforming? Deformed dudes?

Yeah, yeah, dude. Oh, golden buzzer. Yeah, they would be on. I mean, they'd be selling out arenas right now. You know, I'm not deformed dudes. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Oh golden buzzer. Yeah, they'd be on I mean they'd be selling out arenas right now I'm not deformed enough. That's what I'm learning You gotta go under the knife white guy territory. I got to get into handicap territory Oh, you want your first? Okay. I look at you and I see a white man You want me to look at you and see a handy exactly exactly. That's what the business. I need the business to do that They're like white guy in my I have to be like no no no no handicap. There should be like a plastic surgeon for comedians that make you

Hard to look at yeah That'd be great. Have you ever scrolled the live tab in what like on tik-tok? How do the how do some of those people have internet or a cell phone or electricity? Like they'll just feed ya the most deformed person and they know what they're doing. It'd just be like a dude with just a big mouth. Yeah. No eyes, no nose, mouth. That's kinda what we do on my street show.

Not no eyes, he never had eyes. He didn't lose eyes. He just has, he has two void areas. It's past the point where you even feel sympathy early What it's just pure yeah Cuz do you like that used to be like kind of like a jump scare and then I would feel bad for like a day Right, you'd only see my Maury or something. Yeah, right and be like, oh my god or like a commercial Yeah, now it's to become so regular that I just there were desensitized. It is, it's true, we're like, oh. When you see a normal person, you're like, holy shit.

Yeah, whoa. Who's there? Normal people aren't really hopping on TikTok Live. No. No, we're desensitized to everything. It's awful. I was like watching a casual, I was watching like a, I was high watching an ape

mow the lawn. I was like, what am I doing? I mean, I, but like, were you, you were watching an ape mow the lawn with a straight face? And I scrolled past it and I was high watching an ape mow the lawn. I was like, what am I doing? I mean, I, but like, were you, you were watching an ape mow the lawn with a straight face? I scrolled past it and I was like, wait, was that an ape mowing the lawn? You scrolled past it? It was like an AI gorilla mowing the lawn.

I was like, yeah. All right. Wait, wait, that's- I should have appreciated that. I thought it was like a lawn care tutorial, and I was like, that was an ape. Yeah, that's how you know that's that's the that's the final stage you see an ape doing any sort of

handiwork do the apes are doing shit now but it's AI and I'm like oh the ocean was nacho cheese and it's like what if this kiwi I cut it and it was a sand yeah you sand Yeah, you spread a bunch of mini neptunes on toast Spreading planets on toast Yeah, I was like yeah, I don't like this. Yeah, I actually don't boring next I don't I mean my tick-tock presence is very minimal because I don't I feel like Instagram already Poisons me so I don't want another thing. So I haven't gone on TikTok very much. That's for the best. Yeah. But Instagram, I'm still like, that's like baseball clips.

But that's fine. That's pretty normal, though. Baseball and butts. Like that's how dudes are used to using the net when it first came out was baseball. I'm trying to stay pure, but it's still like I feel like it's still too much. Like I don't even watch television. I just wake up and I'm like, all right. Well, I scrolled for four for four hours trying to stay pure while you're chugging a Red Bull smoking a cigarette Well, yeah, you know what? I mean my brain not my know my body

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I remember watching the first one with my dad, great memory, and I'm probably gonna watch the second one with my pops too. He'll love it. Yeah, it'll make him laugh. I've said it time and time again. I love fun movies It is fun. Oh my god the first I've watched it probably 50 times. Yeah. Yeah, and so I'm really excited for this one We all are and you should be too Go to your happy place July 25th with happy Gilmore to it's only on Netflix

Do it nice nice I want to go I should go to a doctor and see what's going on. If it was last time you had to adopt her 20 I was 26 probably. Oh man. I don't know. You mean like I mean like I've been doing. Oh man. That's that's that's for Olympics ago.

Yeah. Yeah. I think George W. Phelps mania George W. Bush was president. No, yeah. I think George W. Phelps Mania, George W. Bush was president. No, I mean, I've been I had like a surgery and stuff, so I figure they look at you, you know. Yeah. So I mean, I had that. They didn't tell me anything was going on.

I'm sure they would have been like you have cancer. Mine's been two years. I went I had surgery two years ago. OK. So I feel like I'm fine. They probably would have like taken blood and. Yeah, they do a little bit of something, right? They got to be like, well, this guy's got. I haven't been to the dentist since I worked at Barstool and I'm grinding my teeth

down to a pulp in my sleep now. I'm a grinder. I am. They are less. Yeah, I need to figure something out. I'll go to the doctor, though, sometimes. And you just weighed me and then asked me questions. Right. Well, I'm you didn't check for anything. Take advantage of me being here. I know, like feel for a tumor or something.

Grab something. This could have been like a Zoom meeting and I think some doctors visits are. I do, you have to feel me. My last doctor's meeting was over Zoom. And he was like, yeah, seems good. And like my internet connection wasn't great. I was like using a hotspot for my phone, for my computer. And he was like, yeah seems good and like my internet connection wasn't great I was like using a hotspot for my phone for my computer and he was like yeah, you seemed and they like cut out and I'm

Like I'm fucked you didn't even look at some parts of my body. I just saw my there was like a mole or What happened to them touching your balls and saying no they now you put them on zoom you put your balls up and like they Don't feel the balls anymore Really kind of leave it up to you. Yeah, you feel your own balls. I gotta feel my own balls now? Yeah. What am I, a doctor? Exactly, dude.

I'm not touching my penis. What am I? Yeah. I'm not nearly qualified to touch my dick. Oh my God. Sometimes I do like check my balls to see if I have like cancer or something and I get a little nervous about some shapes. Yeah, I refuse.

I found a big lump on mine senior year of high school. Very scary. It was a it was not a tumor, but I still have it. And they checked it and I got an ultrasound, but it's just like a thing. Some people just I had they're like, if it hurts, we'll take it off. That's the thing. I had a thing, too. And they're like, it's an ingrown hair.

Well, it's like I had an ingrown hair in the ball, not in the ball, like in my sack, though, or on my sack, I guess. And they're like, that's not I went to an urgent. Well, you're you're worried about STD. I was worried about that or cancer. I didn't know what I didn't know because like I guess like I didn't understand that like it just was a lump down on my sack. Yeah, right. Scary. Freaked me out. So, yeah, I didn't know what it was. It seems like it's always either leukemia or ingrown hair.

Is that the two? It's the two things. Yeah, that's just like that. It's either that there's not really much of an in-between. Scary. Life is just worrying about cancer until you die of heart disease. Wow. Holy shit. Talk on it, man. Amen. Damn. Pre Talk on it. Amen.

Preach on it. What about prostate? You guys, if dudes live long enough, they will get prostate cancer. Well, that's the thing. Because if you if you are in good health and your heart's good, you'll die of prostate cancer. That is one thing I did ask Chachie BT recently. What does prostate cancer feel like? Because I had like this weird, like sick feeling in my like check, like in my stomach, like not like not like from eating or anything, but from like, I don't know. It just was this weird dull pain.

I'm like, is this prostate cancer? Is it like and what did it tell you? It didn't tell me anything. As long as you're not shitting blood, I think that's right. That's what is the number one. It said shitting blood, pissing blood, severe pain. It wasn't severe. So I figure I just like pulled a muscle or something. Yeah.

Hernia. But yeah, we got to start thinking I'm going to turn 40 is now when I'm supposed to get like the doctor. Are they going to do that on Zoom? I thought it was 35. Well, shit, I'm behind the eight ball then. Yeah, they're going to scope your ass. You got to do that on Zoom.

I think it's an attachment you have to buy for your computer. But they give you they give you a kit. Yeah, you got to gape on a zoom. Gave for me. Yeah. You call the wrong number. You're gaped. I'm ready to go to getting caught. Gaping would be so embarrassing.

Oh, my God. Were you just gaping? No. How do you how do you even lie about that? No, I wasn't. No. If you're gaping, you can't disguise it as anything else. Yeah. You know, you weren't just doing something else. No, I wasn't walking. I just dropped something.

I can see how you can think that, but. Really, you thought I was gaping? Oh, no, I mean, I guess I can see why you might. Well, because my ass was spread before. No, sure. That's fucking weird, dude. I was spreading my cheeks wide open. I'm sure there is an at home kit for. On like Alibaba to get to do your prostate test.

Well, we can't, you know, with all the usage of TikTok, like we're saying that you could see a gorilla mowing a lawn, you can see them spread planets on toast. Why can't someone give me a tutorial on how to give myself a prostate exam? Because you'd never stop. That's too powerful to know to say, yeah, what do you unlock the powers of your ass? You'd always have stinky hands.

You think you're just people are coming from prostate exams out there? I bet you people it's probably I bet you some think it feels good. Yeah, I bet that's like Did you see Harry Styles is yacht no? But how was this related? I'm just like a man to get a prostate exam on there, huh the the innovative What did he named a cotton candy in the cotton candy and Matt they were like? Is it it's beige the you have a khaki yacht? Oh, it's pink. He was caught candy colored They were they had partying off like Tuscany all night

I just imagine like the innovative derivatives of gay sex that were going on Yeah, they were inventing new shit. Yeah, we're having fucking Greeks jealous Yeah, wow they're doing drugs. Oh, is it still Olivia Wilde? She must be like some sort of sex hellcat because she really keeps these guys like Fucking you know what I'm saying. I do yeah you every time you're kind of like Jason Sudeikis is still like worked up over Yeah, oh, yeah, and she's keeping this fucking loony-tune Harry Styles. This guy's probably Caligula the way he's been fucking Sticking around with oh, he's he's surpassed Caligula. Yeah, Caligula looks like fucking a prude. Yeah Harry Styles has to I don't know what he's on to by now

Like sexual every person in the world wants to fuck him every person in the war he wants to fuck like he's You think you go out the other side where you're just like I'm such a I'm back to celibacy because sex is I think he has To circle back yeah, or a lot of those dudes do like raw earth elements. Yeah, there's like some sort of I don't know What's next after after you do everything? Really sexually I don't know what you do next yeah, he's. They're really sexually. I don't know what you do next Yeah, he's probably like lab-made orifices. Yeah, he's probably His cock needs to feel a new textile and it's just he's spending all of his money for a new cock feeling needs and

My cock has literally felt every service He's a new material. He's spending his millions on material research just so he can graze his cock against it. No, this still feels, no, this feels like saffron. He's like the only thing left is- He's definitely fucked expensive herbs and it's that tool. Cause he has to. What about like gunk?

Oh yeah, he's all dude, yes. Gunk was probably, every gunk, goop and crud. everything else like oh, yeah, he's all dude. Yes gunk was every gunk He's every gunk goop and crud that was over with yeah, no he's on to Instead of every Tom's I can area it's gunk goop and crud. Oh, he's fucking every gunk goop and crud I think he is he's all of his money's going to material research It's I bet you he has a giant lab somewhere in the middle of nowhere and it's just dudes mixing velvet and like gecko skin. They're trying to breed geckos with velvet.

Just so he could put his penis between a hybrid of tree frog foot and satin. Just so he can just be like, okay, next. Where's my orcaskin condom? Just so he can feel a glimmer of some pleasure. Dude, he's trying to bring back extinct animals. Just be like, okay, I've already fucked the dodo ass ex. The Triceratopskin came close. Good work there, Doc. fucked the dodo ass ex Skin came close good work Have we tried mixing the floor putty with with a dolphin blowhole

Into alien technology oh my god. Yes. Oh, dude. He's trying He has like a net in space just to get some asteroid just so he could combine it. The moon rock anal beads made me feel so a little bit next. Not good enough. Hmm. God. Tony Stark did this in a cave. Yeah, he's pretty. Saffron and gecko. Yeah, he's just he just needs it. All right. I mean, his penis is just must soaked the whole I think he's on his third or fourth

Yeah, I think he's probably Probably has He's probably honest third. He's probably mixed up a backpack of his cocks with something else He all fuck. I thought of these were my this is my cock back You were to talk me while dudes parachuting and rips out Harry Styles cocks Be so funny to interview him and it's actually a prison he's living in he's like I actually haven't had an erection in So long no, but don't even stone even say that I don't I mean cuz he can't even get hard Nothing can't get hard unless it's something he can only fuck one-of-a-kind things. Yes To one-of-a-kind things what do you mean?

crossbreed I Can only fuck to one-of-a-kind things done with individual items making it one of a kind of the mass power Come aboard. Oh, yeah, I'll give you peanut experiences. You've never felt that yeah that yacht was just like a mad scientist Laboratory people frantically trying to create materials for Harry to fuck But Olivia wild must be doing something I think she's willing to Combine with the materials she's changing her I think she has I think she's changing out the lining bio fluorescent walls Yeah, there has to be like I think she's willing to like I think she's becoming a Vaginal cyborg

As a Saudi funded canal Even her throat is different. Oh, yeah Intergalactic fluids. Yeah. Do the Saudis are funding live golf and live wild. Oh, my God. All right. Josh, thank you for joining us, man. Hell, yeah. It was a good episode. The Josh Potter dot com. The Josh Potter dot com. Go check it out. I got some dates up there.

I'm going to be on a. On a metal cruise coming up on Halloween, you're doing a metal. Yeah, with the Lamb of God. No fucking way, dude, you're doing the Lamb of God cruise. Oops, it didn't go to the right link. Great job, my manager. Cool. Nobody you can Google it. Headbangers. Have you done a cruise before?

Never. I've been on a I don't think I've actually but I do none of the links work I'm not gonna lie. It's pretty metal of you. I'm not have links working that yeah, okay that one works It's just yours. I was like what the hell's going on with this thing the headbangers boat. Yeah, that's gonna be fun It's slam as you can see my name's down at the real fire at the bottom Oh, you should have got your name done like a heavy metal. Yeah, I wish I did. I mean, they're illegible.

I think it's down there somewhere. You're doing stand up. Yeah, I'm going to do it's like two sets, but then I found out only the bands come really watch. So that'll be kind of cool. But that's a bad. Oh, that's really cool. I'm like psyched for that. That'll be fucking awesome. It's shred the high seas, baby.

Where where where does the boat go? I think it goes from like Miami to Mexico's a Cosmo There you go cool. That's it. That's right. That's that's really Never that's something I never would have thought of existing. What's the do you know what like what's your boarding situation gonna? Be like what do you mean like on the cruise? What's that mean like what's your what's your room gonna? Be like oh, I think it'll be alright. Yeah, yeah They're they hook it up from what I've heard nice Nice and you know doing a cruise as like a comic is death, but this is actually gonna be sick. Oh, no Yeah, it's a music festival. Yeah, right fucking awesome. Right right right. It's not just like a Carnival cruise line

No, and then you can see all the other ones there. I don't know what they're Spokane Spokane Oklahoma City Tacoma, but yeah, Janesville is gonna be the one come on out come out to James or four shows I don't know. Fuck. Yeah. All right, Josh. You're always great guest. Welcome back anytime. I love you guys. No one told story Love you, Josh. Love you. I love you as well