A New Untold Story - One Weak Internship - A New Untold Story: Ep. 342

Episode Date: May 4, 2023

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Terms apply. Yeah, what episode was it called? 342. Should we address the men in the room? The four men in the room? Yeah, it's intern week. Jesus. men in the room the four men in the room uh yeah it's uh intern week jesus my head is like tapered weird to where headphones don't quite work they shoot off the back of my head um remember when there were cicadas and you could pull the back right leg and the head shot off there they just they were all over yeah the entire earth for what

2002 i think we had them three covered every square inch of my yard my house my tree yeah like yeah this is just a thing that happens yeah anyways uh we have the interns here uh the one week interns you boys wanted to come in here and i got i i don't know i don't know you're wearing merch that's cool jim what's your name dan nolan do you just do this that's my thing nikki's been doing that for god yeah but he did it when he was talking about reddit okay nolan yeah and you were on the earlier jason did you fall and scrape your knee okay Did you fall and scrape your knee? Scab. Okay. I'm Jason.

Jason, nice to meet you. Jason with the scab. Jason, I know about you. You said you were 26, but you're 27. You panicked and got your age wrong. Here, the mic right there. Well, I don't think you were lying. I think you just made a little flub. Unless you were lying, and that's funny.

And you're from Hershey, PA? Correct. Milton High School? Close. I was like five minutes from there. So not that high school? little flub or unless you were lying and that's funny and you're from uh hershey pa correct milton high school close i was like five minutes from there so not that high school no but you you were close yeah but it's in the area and that was sounded like very yeah it was impressive that i knew yeah boys what about you guys nolan no i'm actually from i'm gonna lie here i'm from chicago i'm from like a town 100 miles outside of dixon so you're so you're not from dixon yes you're lying you Dixon? Yes, you're lying. You said you were

going to lie. You told the truth. You told us that was the most clear thing I've ever heard. Is his mic on? Yeah. Okay.

Speak into it though? Yeah. Yeah. In college? No, no college. So I'm actually a full-time firefighter. You're a full-time firefighter?

21, so you were born in... Is that what got you into it? No, what do you mean it got him into it? Post 9-11, everyone wanted to be a firefighter. He was born in 2002. He didn't even get to... Well, that's the year when everyone wanted to be a firefighter. You're a firefighter baby.

Firefighter era baby. They need it more... Yes. The recruitment ads in vote two for firefighters. Yes. Is his mic on? I don't. Yeah, it's faint. Can you bop it? This isn't live.

Give it a little bop. I don't think it is. I don't think it's on. Well, I saw a little spike right there. Or is that my mic? It's mic three and it's not picking up. I thought it wasn't. That's how the sausage gets made, boys.

And guess what? We're still going to put this out. We always have next week. Well, not you boys, but... Nothing. Is that just a broken mic? I can just give him mine. nothing is that just a broken mic I can just give him mine

should we just switch swap spots yeah yeah just come over here swap all of them yeah yeah just come over here. Swap. All of them? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Dan, Jim, Nolan, Jason. Was it Jason?

Jason from Hershey? Oh, fuck. I just booted the fuck out of Rudy's laptop. It's been a disaster. Okay. Maybe we fast forward this. Maybe speed it up. Yeah. Do you want to bring over that stool? So for those that didn't pick it up uh you're a firefighter born in 2002 yes born in 2002 so did you see footage of 9-11 like are you like kids that were like obsessed with like acdc just like i was born in the wrong era maybe yeah yeah i get. And what is the most intense thing you've done in that field?

Oh, the most intense thing? I couldn't even tell you. Probably fight fires. Put out fires. Yeah. So you've been in a burning building or home? Full burn. Full burning.

Full burning? Full heat and everything, yeah. Did you rescue anything or anybody? No, nothing. Not yet. You're still young. Yeah. That's what they tell me.

So why are you doing this internship? Oh, so I actually, I do stand-up comedy in Chicago. Oh, there you go. I've been a barstool fan for a long time. Nice. Huge, famous fan. No, I appreciate you wearing the merch. Yeah.

Yeah. But no, just figured it's a good opportunity to get in the office, kind of see what it's about. And I haven't fun so far. So cool. Cool beans. Yeah. So you guys flew out here, took a week off.

Wait, we haven't gotten to you in the towel. We fit. Yeah. You're very, very, you're in the big South Park. I think you're in,

is he in the most towel items in the office right now? Got it. Maybe. I think Greer has the towel. Yeah. Yeah. My name is Dan dan i'm from delco oh yeah yeah i uh went to school for production at drexel so okay i did this anything for him i was trying to think of towns and high schools in delco springfield briarcliff, Ridley. Yeah, I was going to get Springford.

Springfield. All right. We have a task for you guys all to do today. But Kyle, do you have to... What's the episode number? We can do the task first. You want to have them go out and do this task right now? Oh, yeah. Do you want to do that during the episode?

We could have them go out and get how they did. Yeah, did yeah okay so i feel like you guys have a one week internship oh jim we didn't get your backstory oh yeah oh yeah jim talking to that one i'm jim yeah figured yeah you go do you go by jim yeah well my real name is James gone by Jim, Jimmy Jimbo, Jim, or pretty much anything that's not the J Jim is nice and simple though. So it's easy. Um,

yeah, I currently work in the grocery industry. I do like sales. I sell cookies and crackers to grocery stores. Okay. Are you like rambunctious and playful? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Um, I, uh, grocery stores okay are you like rambunctious and playful oh absolutely yeah um i uh

did that have anything to do with the grocery industry or did you just want to know that's what the the vet at the animal shelter asked about my kitten last yesterday very much well she is a kitten so yes okay yeah i used to do grocery i bagged oh okay yeah yeah i did that when i was in high school as well you did it way way older than i was 25 acme grocery chain yeah okay so uh what what uh bimbo bakery is that the uh pepperidge farm yeah yeah yeah oh fuck yeah we got we actually got moot fired from his job you like to claw what you like to claw or scratch at like the products that you're generally not i'll maybe uh but it's not a bad thing okay all right or what do we what do we got for the boys

well i have a task for them before your internship ends. Homework assignment. You guys probably don't know. We once made a fake menu item for the pizza place across the street. We called it Wheat Grinkus and we put the sign outside and then we sent Mook in to order the Wheat Grinkus while filming himself. And then Kyle went in and did it. And if you guys would like, we have a new menu item we're going to slap on the side

of there. And if we'd like to send all four of you guys in at different times to go order this and film yourself. That sounds awesome. Okay. So the new item at the Bravo Pizzeria that just came. Well, it was out before.

And you guys can all eat solid foods. Yeah, I can get it down usually. So it's an Italian place. It's a pizza place. So back on the menu, they have their Gartuzzo back. Yes, finally. And it was actually voted biggest Gartuzzo

in New York City. And so I need you guys to go in and just be like, hey, I heard you guys have the biggest Gartuzzo in New York City and so I need you guys to go in and just be like hey I heard you guys have the biggest Gartuzzo uh just give me one I mean if it's is it is how big is it because I could I usually do two but if it is the biggest I'll just take one and things along the lines of that yeah just try to order it and so who knows they might have it dude if these guys come back with Gartuzzo, a word that I just made up. Yeah, I guess they had it. So we'll have Mook slap the sign up and film you guys go one at a time to go order.

If you're down. Yeah, no doubt. And you can see the video of Mook didn't back down. He wasn't leaving without his wheat grinkus. The person who brings back Gartuzzo is fucking full time, I guess. Yeah, no, you got a job. You bring back. What is it called?

It's Gartuzzo. Gartuzzo. I'm getting that. All right, boys. I googled deep fried thing. Yeah, but it's back on the menu So you guys gotta be excited that it's back Do we have the flyer to put on the I'm gonna send it to Rudy to go print it out

So yeah And we'll have you guys do that Yeah so you guys got this Internship you got here Monday So it's a week long internship Did you so Did you have to put in your two weeks a week ago yeah and then is that how it went i i put in my two weeks actually yeah yeah good

are you getting like tired of the grind it's wednesday afternoon yeah things used to be different around here i miss the old barstool the monday barstool it definitely used to be different like it's kind of i was saying to my, just kind of like getting a trip to Disney World, and you see Mickey and Goofy out in the hall, but you have to sit in there and just talk to the engineers the whole time. Wait, who's Mickey? Is Big Cat Mickey? You two might be Mickey and Goofy, to be honest.

Nah, nah, nah, I ain't Goofy. I'm Pluto. Why are you Pluto? Small, not a planet neither is Mickey or Goofy I don't plan things yeah you sure as fuck don't plan things

I go to London tomorrow morning at 8am yeah boys what do you think about this Tommy yeah I just did it was the most aggravating thing in the world you've been in the world. You've been in the process of getting your passport for three years. Because they make you pay first and then they make you fine. Kyle, it's been three years. We did a Rediscovering America in SoCal.

So here's the deal. And the plan was to walk into Tijuana. It doesn't matter because in order to if you expedite it, you have to have an upcoming trip. So if I did it too early, I wouldn't be able to do this expedited service you you have to have an upcoming trip so if i did it too early i wouldn't be able to do this expedited service yeah just do it too early they make you pay just do it too early i waited within two weeks and i didn't know that it's so hard to book an appointment within this entire region the closest one i could find it was in chicago and i'm not going there at 8 a.m so you're not you're not the next time we have to go out of the country.

What's going to happen? I'm going to do this right the next time. I'm pissed. Just get it now, dude. You think I'm not jealous and bitter? I don't. I'm going. Dude, I'm going to be in the air more than I'm in England.

I know Tommy. He's going to have a blast. He's going to tear his meniscus's going to tear his meniscus. Tommy will tear his meniscus chasing pangtings and shoreditch. See, you have all the lingo that you don't get to use. Yeah, Bantz will be ace.

Yeah, like what I don't, deep down, I think you just didn't want to go for two days. It would screw up my circadian rhythm. Yeah't want to go for two days. It would. It would screw up my circadian rhythm. Yeah. My biohacking. Sure.

My routine that I'm doing. We'll get into my morning routine later. Are we getting to my daily routine later? Some people in my head have been asking and I need to I need to spill. OK. OK, dude. The yak posted a tick posted a TikTok of us. You had to sell merch, and then I had to sell merch for the Yak merch that is in the store.

Okay. I'm telling this poorly. When we posed in the shirts. When we posed in the shirts. And somebody left a comment on mine. Definitely 5.3 inches with a slight left curve. But then, that's fine. I get those comments all the time.

But then he said, pound sign. Five and a third hard, borderline invisible, soft. Who's that? For me. Okay. Is that what they said? No, they said this. Oh.

Pound sign CC9C59, which is a hex code for color. They guessed the color of my cock. And I haven't looked it up yet but i want to look this up right now that's probably the pound the kids are doing that for girls that's probably this the code for pink no no i bet you it's white i have you seen that they're guessing girls nipple color pussy color no they're not guessing when they put it's when they comment bubblegum pink they're talking about the pussy oh i thought they were talking about the nipples no one cares about nipple color i would okay if

your girl had like fucking no you would not like you like pink nipples guess you guess yeah but people you know go on mook can you look up i just want to see if this guy's accurate also i'm getting thanks to you thousands of calls a day i'm getting it's bad are you getting one right now not right now but text calls james reichel called me robert fox which might just be my co-worker i've got to save his number james reichel called me twice and then Doug pretzel it's funnier than Boggs Biega is that a guy you made that's a guy you made up right yeah oh my god yeah Doug pretzel keeps calling me what's the uh what's the area code for bluffington oh yeah oh wow um fuck do we have i want to see what color that is

are you we got a switch again do we have the switch i can just look it up on my computer but if if this is like spot on and they have everything else right it's mine is chad's neck as town in delco? I'm from Delco. Never heard of Chad's neck. Wait, you're from Chicago and you were trying to guess? Yeah, I said Springford the other time. Chad's neck. So what have you guys learned?

What's been the week? We've probably seen more like slideshows and stats and graphs. A lot of them. Enough to kill somebody. It's literally lethal in there. But it's a paid internship no free we we paid for this yeah so i'm saying i thought that's what we were getting at there oh my god a lot of stats a lot of graphs these guys have a bare naked ladies internship dude like one week internship more like intern canoe

I think the Wi-Fi is just fucking out can't find out what color my cock is sorry boys the people that are just listening have to be furious fuck I can't find out what color my cock is. Sorry, boys. The people that are just listening have to be furious. Fuck, I can't see the color. What's the hex code again? Is it going to be black? I'll be so amped up if the boys think I have a black dick.

Yeah, the internet's out. I'll just play the fucking T-Rex game. Look at that. High score, 46? I'll beat it right now. I never knew you could do this. Dude, the highest piece of tech that I think you know how to work is like a sticky hand.

I think that's the most technical... When I see this, I exit out and go play a real game. What's a real game? You don't even play a real game. Don't. I am doing it now. Are you guys biohacking doing anything with your dopamine?

Not currently. No, anybody else. That'll happen in your late 20s, early 30s. And then, well, you're you're 26. My bad. I lied. I just closed. I can't get it. I can't. I won't be able to figure out the color of my cock. Hold on. Maybe I. I lied. I just closed.

I can't get it. I can't. I won't be able to figure out the color of my cock. Hold on. Maybe I will on here. You want me to read it to you, Mook? Yeah. It doesn't matter.

People don't need to know. So you said you guys are going out to or you're flying out to London. I am just one of us. Yeah, just one of us. It was the King's coronation. King's court. Is that for is that really what you guys are going for? Yeah, they're going to do like a video yeah so we were i was going to try to make it into a little vacation and so i got the the flight and i'm just there for the weekend which is a

long haul for a weekend trip okay i wouldn't even go to like brooklyn for the weekend have you guys been to england never no no What about you, Jim? You have? He said London was one of his favorite trips ever. Thanks, Kyle. Well, no one can hear him. Thank you. Thank you. Anything? Nice facial structure.

Yeah, you look like somebody. Somebody big head you? TJ? TJ? No, you have a good structure, boys. It's the Midwest look for sure. So tomorrow's your last day. Are you going to, the memories? Incredible.

Oh, absolutely. Yeah. It's comparable to like the early office days of Barstool for me, for sure. The early Monday? Yeah. You remember when Sass was here? Did you chill at the house, the firehouse? when i'm working yeah it's a lot of downtime though a lot of not working oh it's tons of not heard it's the move like people should do that more often learn how to tie knots be a firefighter as a profession i think firefighters love

cigarettes uh not actually cigars i see a lot of cigars for some reason oh thanks man oh thanks dude what a transition thank you that was nice dude dude thank you you need a light beautiful i got a lighter just rip some cigs is that spot how they brought us cigarettes delicious kyle dan brought us cigarettes man I got you some I can't smoke before you guys like indica

hybrids are those the baby these are the stizzy 40s and you just need like two hits oh god what makes them I don't know anything about weed, but these work well. I can't.

But you don't smoke weed anymore, do you? I am. Well, now I kind of need to. I started withdrawing. Couldn't sleep. So I just do a little bit. Couple hits at like 830 and I'm good. Hybrid boys.

Where the hybrid boys at? I'm going to appreciate any sat sativas this one's used right now used yeah we'll divvy those up afterwards after you unless you guys want to smoke before you go order your what was it called garthuzo you know how those pair yeah gar, Gartuzzo and weed. Oh, my God. I don't know if we're allowed. Yeah, yeah. Take that and take that and do whatever. Yeah, do whatever you feel.

Whatever seems natural. So. I've run out of questions to ask. Yeah. You got anything? I can't even. I don't. I run out of questions to ask them yeah you got anything i can't even i don't i got a location for you guys for rediscovering america a location for rediscovering america where is it better be in the fucking country wildwood new jersey yeah a lot of canadians down there uh europeans yeah right fuck i um i would like to go down there I've never been to South Jersey shore yeah you have haven't

Atlantic City, Wildwood you haven't? not for recreationally let's send the boys out to get some Gartuzzo Rudy can I email that to you? yeah and then who's going in first?

you wanna go play rock paper scissors or something and I think it's just like I would like it if one of you was in line random person two in a row

oh yeah I like that you don't have to like get like too crazy with it you can just ask hey

do you have yeah I'm gonna print it out I keep forgetting what his name is oh you're smoking in the studio i don't know i didn't know that was your that's what you're going to do naturally with the lighter yeah we didn't sign off on that you guys have your meet you have you have pitches are you making pitches to erica tomorrow yeah yeah i don't even know what like business ideas sure so the other crew that we met on the yak were like very gung-ho they had to prepare they wanted to wow erica you

guys is that why they were on the yak well they're yeah yeah smoking in here anus is open if you want to go no that's what they enrique said that to you, brother, that's not the show. Yeah. I, I don't know. It was a good time, but I guess those, those people are more business.

People were kind of more, you guys are going to be climbing trees, clawing around, chasing shit, chasing shit. It's getting nasty. You know, Jim,

where are you from? James? Madison, Wisconsin. Oh, nice. We, and shit it's getting nasty you know jim where you from james uh madison wisconsin oh nice we loved it loved it that's college town and you live there still yeah yeah nice i uh went to the same high school as jack mccarthy oh he's a dickhead oh jack is from wisconsin yeah he's one of my favorite people mean style always wears those full graphic t's fgts um smells like cigarette in here that's weird um yeah let's send him out on the on the assignment my mouth is just my mouth is watering thinking about those things here take one oh uh rudy's gonna print it i think all right mook you're back we're back how'd it go mission accomplished i had some soldiers out

there you have soldiers soldiers we were walking across the street i said signs up got them ready uh and you know what we went to bravo pizza and we delivered. Yeah. Yeah. This poor pizza place, man. We do. They don't speak any English. They said kosher store again. No, they said the kosher store again. They said that again. We had a random lady walk in and, uh, one of our guys, Dan, I believe was like, uh,

are you here for the Gartuzzo too? Gartuzzo sounds delicious. It sounds good. Uh, no one cowered. I will say Nolan was in and out. Nolan? I feel like he's a gentle giant. Was there water everywhere or something?

But everyone stood strong. Water everywhere. Someone was afraid of the water, perhaps. I think a fireman's afraid of water. Are you comparing it to your cat again? But there's currently five Gartuzzo signs outside of Bravo Pizza. Oh, God. You're perfect.

I had them all slap it as they walked in oh no I have uh POVs of all five of them too holy shit

so we'll uh I'll chop that up and and oh my god I almost feel we're kind of this is funny this is a new this type of

prank transcends eras no one was ever doing pranks like this no one was ever doing pranks like that garthuzos garthuzo pranks we do we are probably the best at doing garthuzo pranks probably the one dude jim felt so guilty he got a slice of pizza i saw him eating okay jim is a gentleman the other dude just lit up the cigarette i thought he was i was joking he was he was the one pressing too he's like what do you mean you don't have gartuzzo he's from delco he's from delco he doesn't give a damn fuck yeah um yeah dude i'm i'm london without you so blatman text me he's like hey are you fine with tommy going and i said are you fine with a less

funny product and he said and he said i guess we'll have to be so he agreed tommy isn't as funny no tommy will be funnier than i would have been tommy is the funniest he's so funny uh shape wise i was talking to him earlier he's scared of he's scared of being attacked by British people for being anti-Crown. Yeah. Yeah. Which I told him that being anti-Crown is been played out. That they hate Charles over there. Is Tommy like visibly anti-Crown?

What is he saying? I think he's visibly anti. I don't want to get beat up. Yeah. He's constantly walking around. I'm also and I'm also anti that yeah for the record but he's fearful of of this guy's pro getting beat up yeah i think he's just petrified of any sort of physical altercation yeah um to the point where like if he was at the doctor and he sneezed at an inopportune time

but the doctor would like beat the shit out of him Tommy actually he had to cancel a doctor's appointment to go to he always has one I hold on oh is this it teen boy so I tried to throw people off the scent he has

this tattooed on his forehead not everybody it's not dependent i didn't want to get it that makes it so much cooler then but i'm wearing it flash it it's being it's being eclipsed by the mic flash it for the people so yes i'm a member of bridge four who yeah do you want to say who it is and it's from the stormlight archive caledon yeah oh someone called it storm blast a lot of people did people but i try to throw people i didn't want any It's from the Stormlight Archive. Kaladin. Yeah. Oh, someone called that on TikTok. Kaladin Stormblast.

A lot of people did. But I try to throw people. I didn't want any spoilers, but it's done now. And so, yeah, I'm a member. Until I get the tattoo of the Bridge 4 flag, I will be wearing this. Right on. Thanks, man. Yeah, I feel I catch myself in the mirror.

I'm like, what are you doing? What are you doing? You've been running. Dude, what was the injury that you sustained because it's a rare one it's a rare medical anomaly yeah this doesn't happen to a lot of people and this doesn't help my reputation i've been trying to work work out uh curls just body weight exercises you know 100 push-ups 100 sit-ups uh don't sleep with the AC on. Um, Whoa. Why?

Oh, why? Like one punch, man. That's how one punch man became one punch man. Um, but anyway, he,

uh, Hugh Berman would tell you otherwise. My end, my, my end goal is to be able to push Kyle over whenever I want. I want to be able to push Kyle. I want to be able to push Kyle over and I won't be able to put marette push maresh over whenever i want that's my end goal so i'm gonna that is my when i'm i want to be able to push you over okay whenever i want okay

i'm training like a madman right and all i want to do is be able to push you over okay so have fun i'm gonna push you all right uh and maresh you uh you tell us tell us your ailment because i think you got a long way to go yeah so i've been running every day got some running shoes uh they're like they're very garish like very bright running shoes and i accidentally bought two pairs and tommy was like hey i like those i was like here you want a pair he paid me and i was like are you running he's like no i just think they're cool so he's wearing like these really slick bright running shoes with jeans with jeans yeah but anyway i've been running and my outer knee has been killing me i think a knee pain is common knee pain is common but not outer knee pain as

much it's usually under inside i'm this outer. And apparently there's a band there. And I talked to a physical therapist and he was like, yeah, dude, that happens when your calves are stronger than your quads. So my calves are stronger than my quads. And I'm like overcompensating when I'm running. So like the biggest muscle in my body the biggest most power and my calves which are also small are slimmer there's are are more stronger stronger and it's causing like my run and i'm now i'm foam rolling every night and i'm pretty sure me on the foam roller i'm pretty sure my next door neighbor thinks i'm getting ass fucked every night for like 45 seconds because i just lay on it and i'm just like oh yeah and uh but i have a massage coming up when i get back but i'm getting it right and

it still hurts but uh well to get it right you i have to get how do you fix how do you have to get your you should stop running quad workouts Yeah. Are you running through the pain? Yeah. It's going to get worse. Some leg presses. Yeah. Some leg presses? Yeah.

I'll probably just use my calves. The leg extensions. All right. I'll start doing that. I got to get a gym membership. KB, take him to the gym. Planet Fitness is easy. I live right next to a crunch.

That works. that works. That works. Yeah. But I'm going to be, I'm going to push you over here soon enough. Push me over. Not you guys, him or Marash.

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But now he brought me a mango. And he said, do you know how to eat this? I said, yeah. He probably, do you really? Never had one, but I didn't want him to like come in and just teach me how to eat a mango. That's why I will never have a doorman. That's why? It's just like the, I don't want a budding relationship every time I walk in my home.

It's yeah, it's always budding. Yeah, it's never quite full. It's always was the last one. I was. Yeah, you were just budding. Do you guys remember how I was talking about the smell at card convention like Yu-Gi-Oh! There was a this guy who was doing like a man on the street style thing asking people what fandom smells the worst. And this the guy that he interviewed, the answer was exactly what you'd expect from a guy at a convention.

OK. All right. You ready? So this guy probably smells OK. And do you think has the smelliest fans like i think it would definitely um i think fandom i think fandom wise i think it would definitely have to be um anything that's um anything that's probably um i think it's definitely um i think it's someone who's just as death characters maybe death characters maybe that sounded like kb when i was talking about the flashing boobies yeah and the guy so yeah you i you guys just heard his voice and i promise you could draw him perfectly by just hearing his voice it's got to be a soft chin it's a soft chin uh he's got like a nicer hair than i thought okay yeah oh he. Yeah. Oh, he's got, he's got the peasant hair.

Yeah. He's dressed. He's got the surf hair and I'm not talking out of the waves. Which are two opposites. Yeah. Surf hair. I love that surfer hair. Surf.

Oh my God. Yeah. Kyle, you're getting into, you're going to try to get into gaming i was just telling you i think that might fuck up the dopamine why because that's what that's a terrible for your levels dope gaming is yeah why uh it's just a non-stop blast of dopamine when you're done you fucking crash no you got to go all the way to the end and i think the game does that mean no no so when i playing video games it's the best because you you exit this world and that's a very therapeutic i was saying but the problem is the the longevity it takes it's

different for every person for me when i would play skyrim for eight hours a day i'd go to bed that night feeling completely like i got it out of my system. You have to get to the point where you're like, I cannot play this anymore. The problem is that time is the enemy. And I don't know if you have eight hours to spare. Yeah, I was kidding about that. I'm not going full on to that lifestyle. Oh, yeah, bro.

If you start, it ain't up to you. No, because like Huberman, he doesn't know about the dopamine you get from talent being funny on a podcast a podcast, chopping it up with your boys, busting balls. He doesn't know about that. How do you know? I don't think he's ever done that. You don't think he's ever busted balls? I don't think he busts balls. Every man's busted balls.

All right. We'll see. You got me all the way fucked up, too. Now I'm all the way in. But then we were at the bar on saturday like full coping like you can't go full you can't go full optimization with huberman we're all we're fucked up yeah yeah we have to do this as well are we talking about the bar at ken jack's birthday yeah i saw you in the biggest pickle i've ever seen you in i got stuck in the happy the worst no one wants to be stuck in the happy birthday kyle was standing alone and he was standing in front of a table with nothing on it with just his drink.

And Ken Jack's girlfriend comes in with the cake and everybody starts singing and she's going straight for Kyle. And Kyle doesn't know what to do. And so she walks around you and puts the cake down. And so everybody, you're standing between. Here's Ken Jack by the cake. Here's you. Here's the whole crowd. And you're just staring at everybody singing happy birthday.

It was a full warning. You probably saw me physiological side. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Double in. What's a physiological side? It's a deep inhale. Two quick inhales.

What? The first one longer than the second. And then a long exhale. Now you can use your nose, Nick. You got to use your nose. Oh, you didn't tell me nose. Inhale and nose. Yeah.

It's supposed to help with anxiety. And so were you doing that as happy birthday was going on? I was. I'm trying to like. You didn't move. All you had to do was step to the side. No, I'm trying to keep myself in uncomfortable positions. Exposure therapy.

I'm trying to. You ruined the birthday song. I'm trying to ruin the birthday song. Keep my head up. You were standing directly in front of Ken Jack. Yeah. I didn't want to move. Old me would have cowered away into the farthest corner. That was the right thing to do. Yeah. Well, then you

did an even worse thing. You then put a beer in the LZ. Right in the landing zone. Of the cake. You put your beer down and then she had to move the beer while she had the cake in her hand. It was white wine. Yeah. It was.

Yeah. Why are you drinking white wine? That's what I was feeling. Oh man. Um, I haven't drank in two weeks. Really? Yeah. I'm on day four.

I feel good. Yeah. Uh, yeah. We were all sitting there like you've been preaching this huberman stuff you're like you got to work out you got to get sunlight and and then we realized that like wow we just discovered that treating your body right is good it's insane i've never thought about it yeah i'm just do it yeah yeah no you're doing the sunlight in the morning sunlight in the morning what does that mean on our teletubby shit what else is the sunlight in the morning and it

doesn't matter what do you mean Teletubby shit? That was like a 15 minute program and they were dancing around in the sun, right? Yeah, I guess that was pretty spot on, man. 15 minutes of sun. Oh, like the Teletubbies. Like it wasn't just in the name. Yeah.

Wait, you stole that. You stole it from the Teletubbies yeah i did you're doing it big time that's an easy one you can do it's i don't know how you how do you hurt myself what is your levels like because you're always on and you always seem like you're pretty high high how you're always like on and like content wise yeah i've realized i've never i've in probably five years i haven't made a decision for myself that's bad yeah yeah yeah and we'll both work on that all right man cool all right your your call um yes okay yeah um wait so i don't know how do I don't know how you gauge your dopamine levels? It's you kind of just how do I feel?

Am I like a little bit? Am I normal? Like baseline? How do I know a little bit happier than I normally am? I'm a little bit worse, slower than I normally am. Have you stopped using? Did I track everything? Yeah.

No nicotine. The cold showers are my favorite. Yeah. You said you were going to give us your morning routine yeah uh wake up let's do 342 facts first oh shit it's actually an ultra rare number in terms of significance and relevance no results from the big three when i twitter searched uh 342 like the times the post and the stool i've never tweeted 342 of course you haven't what why would you ever have tweeted three so the big three have never tweeted 342 why would they maybe it came up in

a headline the washington post the new york times all right i'm going to give you a number i'm going to give you another number and tell me if Dave Portnoy has tweeted it. I didn't check Dave. You said the big three. Barstool Sports, the account. Like people who post headlines that would be viral or be stories. 342 only showed up in one of these in the Washington Post. Of the 342 occupations for which enough data points were available in 2013, only nine showed women out earning men.

The occupations included producers and directors, cleaners of vehicles and equipment, wholesale buyers, transportation security screeners, social service assistants, special education teachers, transportation storage managers, counselors counselors and biomedical engine psych dishwashers that's the only one 342 is that was dude that was did you have psych written delivery was awful delivery i was so excited to say it do it again um the whole thing no no just do the biomedical transportation storage managers counselors managers, counselors, and biomedical engines. Psych dishwashers. There we go. 342 is the imprint of the chewable 100 milligram carbamazepine pill. If you correct my spelling, you're a schizoid who convulses because this is a pill for people who have seizures and bipolar disorder uh 340 this one

you said schizoid back to ken jack's birthday i'm sorry to interrupt but his girlfriend is chinese and he's very proud of that fact and uh somebody else's girlfriend came in who was white and he was like i could never date a caucasoid 342 is the year in which the roman empire senate abolished gay marriage would have guessed that would already have been set in stone, maybe. I thought they were. Gay marriage was abolished in the year 342. Wait a minute. By who? The Roman Empire.

Oh, they loved being gay. Oh, so this I did this. I was like, I thought I figured this out for everyone. No, they were. They were very gay. They were so gay. Yes. Big. There was there was considered to be

nothing wrong with homosexual love between men um in ancient mesopotamia dating back to 2000 bc yeah that that would have been the funniest scene in gladiator if he was just like railing a dude they were like um i mean i would have fast forwarded it. It would have been mad funny. Wait, this is the best part. Yeah. I didn't know. The Roman emperors to have married a man was Nero. Yeah. Who was reported to have married two other men on different occasions.

First, with one of his freed men, Pythagoras. Pythagoras? The theorem guy? I knew that theorem was zesty. Was it A squared plus B squared equals C squared? Yeah. You stayed near bros. A squared plus... Ass squared.

Ass squared plus boner squared. Boner's cum squared. Two asses, two man asses, two boners equals two cums. 342 is the death year in which the canonized christian hermit paul of thebes who was claimed to have lived alone in the desert of thebes from the age of 16 to the age of 130 13 come on come on why he he lived to 113 that's old testament type shit okay dudes with dudes dudes would live like in the bible everybody was 100 yeah moses i think i mean he walked in the desert for 40 years i think he ended up being like 140 abraham

put a big number who was the real old one that Jesus resurrected? I don't remember. Did he bring a guy back? Yeah. An old dude. Was it Abraham? My question is, where would they even, even if it is not true, where would they even come up with those figures? No idea.

Their years were probably shorter. Yeah. And they were early in counting. I mean, they miscounted Jesus's birthday. They were way off and everything they were on they were on my type counting yeah 342 doesn't have an area code whoa um just sounds like one so resorting i didn't i did a that's quick scan the 209 is what we go back to in the 209 is the Central Valley of California, Stockton, Modesto, the San Joaquin Valley. It's a mayor searching now, Modesto. Modesto has a mayor.

Her name is Sue Zwollen. Z-W-A-H-L-E-N. Sue Zwollen for Congress is her at name. Oh, shit. I'm looking her up. Now, okay. So I'm about to use this phrase correctly. Hold on.

Say it again. S-U-E. Okay. Z-W-A-H-L-E-N, F-O-R, Congress. See her. Okay, cool. I'm going to use this phrase correctly. Now hear me out

that's how you're supposed this is who you're supposed to use the phrase for i saw a viral tweet stating who's your worst hear me out and you know what that means hear me out as someone like you have to explain like hey i would actually have sex with this person zoo the viral responses to this tweet made me livid i'm talking people who stating their worst hear me out was kat dennings or sarah silverman these guys like that's your worst hear me out is kat dennings or sarah even sarah silverman that is not your worst that's not your worst hear me i don't even know if zoos wallen is my worst hear me out wait she's one of your hear me out maybe why i just i just i looked at one pick and i was like yeah she might be wait which pick did you look at are we looking at the same one yeah

yeah yeah okay that's how you so that's how you're supposed to respond to tweets like that but wait so suze walt she's a she's a hear me out type of girl wait so just respond to one of them respond to a hear me out and i want you to just type her name i don't want to throw her under the at her okay so you you what do you mean you just brought her up that she's a hear me out. Who's your worst hear me out? I feel like I'm getting ragdolled. You guys are going to say some very conventionally attractive celebrity like Sarah Silverman, probably.

Yeah, Rashida Jones. That's what people were saying. Dude. My worst hear me out. Probably Suze Waller. Suze Waller. Okay. She's not the mayor.

Oh. The mayor we're highlighting today. Wait, how did you find Suze Wallen. Suze Wallen. Okay. She's not the mayor. Oh. The mayor we're highlighting today. Wait, how did you find Suze Wallen? I was just searching Modesto's mayor just to see who it is. I search all of the towns in these area codes to find the best mayor to talk. Yes. She kind of looks like the teacher from School of Rock. Yes.

Jack Black? The principal. The principal. The principal. A lot. A lot. Yeah. Both. Both combined.

Both combined. All right. I thought I was going to be on the popular side of that debate. We're looking at the mayor of Lodi, California, a town of about 65,000. His name is Mikey Hothi. M-I-K-E-Y underscore H-O-T-H-I. He's verified. He has 5,500 followers. He's a

jiu-jitsu black belt. You can just buy verification now. Oh, whatever. But I... His last two posts were him on a plane and him with Travis Barker. What? Yeah. What's he doing? He was on a plane. He was on a private jet and then he was with Travis Barker. He might have been with Travis Barker on the plane. He What's he doing? He was on a plane. He was on a private jet.

And then he was with Travis Barker. He might have been with Travis Barker on the plane. He's with the Kardashians. I don't know who this guy is. Wait, he's got festival bands. Is this the right guy? This is the mayor of Lodi. And he gets. Is a jujitsu black belt.

And he's with the Kardashians top five stepper he said he's coke chilling uh on April 22nd he posted successful fight week as he poses with Nate Diaz and Chris what's his name Avila who yeah fought that week he's smirking with his arms folded also on April 22nd a viral headline nate diaz chokes logan paul look-alike unconscious in street fight this dude was out there beating up logan paul look-alikes the mayor the mayor which is who is the logan paul look-alike what i don't see this post nate diaz choked out a logan paul look-alike who apparently a star was there he must have been he was with him oh it was the same day the same day april 22nd he posted

this is the fight that happened wait pull up is the video in the is there a video of it yeah he might be in it if he's in the background of it but this guy has a lot of shit for being a small town mayor. And then I looked at his mayor announcement on December 22nd, and I saw 1.6 thousand comments. Is he popping like that? Lodi, California. And all of the comments are like justice for Enzo. What are you going to do about Enzo? Like R.I.P. Enzo.

what are you going to do about Enzo? Like RIP Enzo. Enzo is a dog who was murdered brutally. And the blood's on this mayor's hands. Wait a minute, a dog was murdered? A dog was murdered in the town. More so than if a human. They are in riots. Wait, okay.

Here's the Logan Paul lookalike. I sent Rudy the video. Well, that is Jake Paul. Okay, this is the response. This is the response. Hold on. Okay, if we can find this mayor in the background just hooting and hollering.

Uh-oh. Rudy, you know everybody's going to zoom and look at your text. Yeah, no, that's going to get blurred. I can blur it, yeah. Okay, this is it. Where's Nate Diaz? Let's go frame by frame.

I see who the Logan Paul lookalike is. This is Bourbon Street? That's the Logan Paul lookalike. Yeah. Okay. Wait, is Nate Diaz just... This guy post-pics with Nate Diaz all the time.

The Logan Paul lookalike? No, the mayor. Why did Nate Diaz fight a Logan Paul lookalike? They got in a fucking street fight. Why is Logan Paul lookalike in a position where he's just going out with celebrities? This could be him. Yeah, he is bald. Oh!

Check his hair. Wait, wait, wait. Is that him? I think he is balding so we're thinking that's the mayor I don't know if we're gonna get any back shots of him what the fuck yeah we're good on that what what are you talking about

yo you guys are wait let's see if he's wearing that t-shirt and any other photos. Okay, hold on. Or the back of his head. He's always wearing a hat. Yeah, we might get more. Hold on, let's get back to it. That might be the mayor. I mean, this is just embarrassing.

Grappling, hold on. Okay, yeah, there is just embarrassing. Grappling. Hold on. Okay. Yeah. There's Logan Paul. Oh, shit. Yeah. Of course he lost. That was fast.

Damn. He doesn't turn around. He just disappears. That might frame left. Damn. All right. Here, let's start up. Let's just pretend like we know for a fact it's him.

Okay. Okay. Yeah, let's start it up. Let's just pretend like we know for a fact it's him. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's him. That's gotta be him. Dude, Lodi, California was a throwaway town. I almost didn't Google who the mayor was. And he's there, right next to a Logan Paul lookalike. Wait, so what about the dog that was murdered?

I didn't look too much into that. I guess it was tased and dragged. By a cop unfairly by cops and on that same day or like right before that he was post he posted an instagram pic with the lo die police oh december yeah this guy's dangerous wait it was an animal control officer yeah what happened there? Hmm. Yeah, everybody just with paw prints as their photos are like justice for Enzo. We want justice for Enzo. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I thought it was like a black teen got murdered by a cop. No, it was a dog. Yeah, here it is. Do better justice for Enzo. But that was when was this wait somebody look at this comment literally all your pictures are of you this is your instagram no but mayors usually do like the graphic happy chinese new year yeah mayors love chinese new year. But that's him. Oh my god. How Enzo was unnecessarily killed.

Can we look up Enzo Lodi? Lodi? No criminal charges. I wonder if it was actually bad. They tased a husky and it died. What did the husky? What? What the hell?

Oh, no. There he is. Yeah, they tased the husky. It accidentally got out. And I think Enzo ran a half mile away from the home. That's fucked up. I don't know. It's fucked up.

I don't know how bad it was. Boy died Well How Inhumane Yeah they tased a dog And it died That happened in Philly too An FBI officer

Shot a dog Really? Yeah What was the dog doing? She had a For fun or Why do you Who would do that?

It was Who would do such a thing? She was walking her dog and her dog was getting attacked and uh she just shot that oh fuck oh that's i think yeah what you don't do that yeah i didn't know tasing would kill i guess it would yeah yeah for sure yeah they tased the dog and it died. And now they want justice for Enzo. That's him. That's him.

So he passes the heat check or no? No. What? I don't think he's swaggy. A lot of his picks are flex picks. Nate Diaz is never posting a pick with him. Wait, have you checked? Yeah.

Really? He'll post picks on the same day but no uh i'm sure he's a good guy yeah is diaz is nate diaz from stockton so this area code he's the only like famous person him in little huddy oh fuck nate Diaz posted the same day with the other guy. The other guy, no him. Wait a minute. There's something with this guy, huh? I'm curious about this Nate Diaz photo because Nate Diaz has photos with this guy, the other guy. The Avila fighter?

Yeah. Why is the background all white? Did he put himself in? Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, I don't know how you, how would you even pose? What? On a green screen? You could just Photoshop it out in the background.

I'm not doing that. Fellas. There's Nate Diaz that same day with this guy. Yeah, I actually checked every date that he posted with Nate, and Nate would post too, but not with him. Yeah, he might. That white background is very, very suspicious. It's not the same pose. There's a slide.

Oh, man. Yeah. Maybe it's in this one. Do we just uncover this guy? Nope. That's just the same photo. That really is. Yeah. I couldn't

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Mom check. Weapon check. Weapon check. I've regressed. I went to Philly this weekend, boozed up, ate shitty food. I've regressed from, I think it was an airsoft gun. I'm back to a bag of milk. Whoa, man.

Yeah. Tough regression. Haven't been in the gym. Mom, check. Mom's doing good. I would rather get shot by an airsoft gun than get hit with a bag of milk. That is true. Might have to reevaluate.

Reevaluate the scale. Yeah. Mom, check. She's good. No crazy texts this week. Daddy hasn-evaluate the scale. Yeah. Mom check. She's good. No crazy texts this week. Daddy hasn't caught up on the podcast. Stop. Stop.

Jesus Christ, dude. That's it for my check-in. I wanted to ask, Brawley hit me up. He's feeling better. He wants to check. What do you mean? You told me that and I went to save it.

What do you mean he's feeling better? He's still in the chair, but he's feeling better. I don't know. I didn't know. I didn't know he was feeling bad. I do you mean he's feeling better? He's still in the chair, but he's feeling better. I don't know. I didn't know. I didn't know he was feeling bad. I didn't know he was feeling. He must be on his cold shower game.

I've been in contact with him. Good. We got to have him on. Yeah, we would like to. So he wants to schedule in advance because his brother would have to take him down here. Cool. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah.

Shout out to Brawley. He will be on, it looks like. He's preparing a roast. Perfect. yeah oh we were gonna what if he pisses me off he's gonna he's gonna lose i'm not gonna just take it so we're roasting him again it looks like that might be the case what could we possibly make fun of was it we talking about like are there any other lebrons last week yeah there is one from homewood alabama he's a realtor his name is lebron little if you want to look him up he does he's new he's my new favorite guy wait you have a new favorite guy lebron little on instagram from homewood alabama he's a broker l-i-t-t-l-e yeah l-i-T-T-L-E? Or L-I-D-D? Little T.T. Wait, he's white.

His name's LeBron. This is the only other LeBron. Wait, he's white. Yeah, he's white. He's the whitest. LeBron Little. Dude, this is a... Wait, he has a website. So he does have his number up.

Are you going to call him? No, I'm just going to text him. Call LeBron. Call LeBron. What's his Instagram? He's he's an internet's out. Rudy, if you type in LeBron little Alabama. Does my phone will come up? So he's a white LeBron who's older than lebron adam he looks like

i don't i'm not i don't want to do a prank call but i do want to call just to see if he answers with lebron um or if his voicemail says he's well say like a name that's like similar like is this like no this is lebron i'm just like oh i'm sorry wrong number oh what's it dude a white lebron do you think he was pissed little it's probably stortz dad this guy he's probably he's old so like do you think he was pissed when lebron was coming up he was probably like uh i'm not gonna call there dudes no wait that's a really young photo that's not the one i'm looking at doesn't look like that no where'd you find that look at this one era real estate i don't want to dox them though well i mean we've already i don't want to you don't want to dox lebron yeah i think he people know about yeah

kyle i do need to know if he picks up the phone lebron okay what's a name similar to LeBron. Let's say with an L. Is it Lucas? Is this Lucas Little? Oh, no. This is LeBron. I'm sorry. I hate it when you prank call. This is like a small... Should we set him up to be prank called?

No. By other people? No. But you just call him and nobody else do it. Please don't. I see that? No. So. But you just call him and nobody else do it. Please don't. I see that look in his eyes. This is his work number. Yeah, please don't do this. We're just doing this once. Shit.

You dox him again? Yeah. Actually, everybody give him a five star review. So he's the best real estate agent in the world. Yeah, he's tough. There he there he is dude that's the funniest wait zoom out that's the funniest no no zoom out which one's the real estate agent

that's him that's the other LeBron we gotta call him. Oh, damn. Put it closer. I like it. this is LeBron LeBron speaking hi this is lebron lebron yellow

oh my god the other lebron fuck dude i like him a lot i want him on the show yeah wait need him uh send an email to booking and say we'd like to wait who's in charge of booking kelly or jordan berry one of the two call jordan berry and ask if we can get uh lebron little in office just say lebron though In office. Just say LeBron, though.

Hello? Jordan, can I go, I am going to you to request a guest, if that's possible, for our podcast. Probably. I'm such a run-up by Kelly. Who is it? It's LeBron Little from Homewood, Alabama. His information, I just don't know who to email. His information is online.

It's online? Yes. When do you want to do it? Two weeks, three weeks? Two to three weeks. ASAP, I guess. Okay. To be honest, text me. two weeks three weeks two to three we if asap i guess text you his email okay jesus christ all right sorry about that i'm'm unspeakable. Yeah, hi, Jordan. Oh, guys, I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry. Don't be sorry to us. I apologize for the family and loved ones of them. I don't know that they had to take their life. No, that's perfect. I'll send you the email for this guy. All right. Bye now.

Wow. Oh, my God. Did we say that in the summer we're also going to Minnesota with Clemmer? He's doing it, but we're going to go. We're going to go and we're going to do a video just like a vlog style. But Clemmer is going to do man on the street for the hockey and he's going to be a puck. Oh, perfect. But it's approved.

But he would. We'll put it up on our channel and I feel bad. We'll go and do our own video, but he'll go do that man on the street. Any housekeeping? Rudy can't spell. Yeah, that was rough. Oh, you did a spelling test on Twitch, right? Yeah.

Do you have any clips? Yeah, I do. There's a really good clip on his Twitter. Yeah, I did it. I misspell things constantly. That's not a secret. But I've always thought that like i just don't care i don't think you get what i'm trying to say and i'm just going quickly like i i've

never been bothered by someone who's like pretty shitty at spelling yeah it's not and my my defense was always that i'm not bad at spelling it's just i don't i can't be bothered to go back and make sure everything's proper yada yada yada what and in photoshop no you just can't spell okay well anyways i put up like a thing like i'm doing this on twitch i misspelled the word opponent i know how to spell the word opponent i just in photoshop there's no spell check so i was like okay enough of this shit i'm doing a spelling test to show that i just i know how to spell i just can't be bothered to take the time to spell things correctly i did a spelling test and uh i was wrong i'm really fucking bad at spelling bad really bad you know i'm not great either it took me almost 45 it took me almost 45 minutes to go

10 out of 10 on the miriam webster uh quiz so yeah i was really bad do it right now okay do it right now plug it in and i just because watching you do the crossword you you did you spelled bmw wrong on the cross no i didn't yes that's yes you did no no no that's not true what what was it i you're making that up i don't even remember that and also i remember what happened the other day when i started getting photons from the sun in the morning remember when i discovered the clue you were there you bared witness fucking crickets now you're getting photons yeah you wouldn't get that because you're busy photons kyle you're getting you're busy getting pendants from children yeah this okay first of all he's 18 now when the book

came out he was 17 um and he can he's sick he's inspiring and i recommend everybody go read the the series uh while rudy's setting that up nick people are loving your drunk pitch for part of my take oh yeah that's a yeah that was a good idea yeah they're tagging big cat they're coming at big chief yeah that'll work yeah no uh yeah maybe i'll do it but i just felt so weird inviting i was so i was so drunk and I was just like. That's what you should be doing. That's the state that you should be in. Yeah.

It's better than asking sober. No, I wasn't. You can't ask to be on somebody's show, especially a show of that caliber. You ready? Okay. The problem is that I only have 15 seconds to spell it. Can we kind of just do a litmus test to make sure you're not that crisis? C-R-I-S-I-S.

You're not too bad. Spell it. As in written in permanent ink. Permanent. Permanent. Go ahead and refresh, pal. Nailed it. Boom.

Spontaneous. Oh, God. This is is hard i would be out easy yeah he's got it the problem is that i i failed the test so many times that i almost know every word that they're gonna ask rudy this is the dictionary's website that's every word no they repeat horse as in his voice was horse i'll be real though these are a little bit different oh shit yeah oh shit oh god holy shit okay yeah moot as in it's a moot point yeah this is easy okay you're not too bad you're not doing too bad you're you're good oh my god that was really fucking scary why it's that was why is moot different than mute there's a different you just said two different words but they mean that but like a mute point like the definition of the word means means like it's like it's silence like not needed it's like

why i don't whatever you just said a mute. I thought it was that up until very recently. Misspell as in, please don't misspell my name. That's got jokes now. Yeah, that was meta as fuck. You have to get 100%. You're about to get 100%. I wouldn't. Prerogative.

Oh, God. That's your prerogative. Oh, if you. Oh, God. That's your prerogative. Wait, if you... That's so... There we go. There we go.

That's how you spell that? Three, you wrong? Bro, that was... You're better than us. That was good. I would have missed the first one. I thought it was per-rugged. I would have got that one wrong.

That was a huge guess. 12th, as in December, is the 12th month. Uh-oh. That was twilight. There it is. There's an F in that? Yeah, it's sleazy. Dude, the one of the ones in the clip that I misspell.

Actually, it's not in the clip. I couldn't put it in there because it was so bad. I misspelled eighth. I couldn't get eighth. That was really sobering. Privilege, as in it's a privilege to meet her. No way. Whoa.

Well, hold on back. Promenade. Privilege. Yeah, that's it. Not even close. Oh, I always misspelled a lot of letters. Promenade? Privilege. Yeah, that's it. Not even close. Oh, I always... You misspelled a lot of letters. I always mess up the E and the I, whatever.

I'm bad at spelling. Well, you weren't bad. That was good. That was way better. I think it's probably because I did it for an hour and a half earlier this week. But when I went into it raw, it was a disgusting display. It was really bad. Whatever.

into it raw it was a disgusting display it was really bad whatever um i have a bunch of regular checks like historical checks at this point that we've uh forgotten about i believe what does that mean knife check dj update cat check nobody's award and podcast appearance yes i i just answered to a podcast called like the john podcast g-a-w-n okay um they want to get us out there they're outside of philly i would take the train in to go do theirs they've like under 100 followers on twitter um nobody's my apartment just has a bunch of trophy bases sitting in there to give away i have like 10 potential people that's going to take a lot of production uh knife check i have a lot i just bought a new bench made knife you're still buying them yeah it was about 320 bucks i can't afford this but i always think like okay every time i travel i'm

like i'm saving money because i don't have to pay for food and so i'm just like i'll take that money i would have spent on food for the week and buy a knife so i just bought this knife um that comes in friday so when i'll be gone and uh that's my i have a lot a lot of knives i was just got a spider co that uh you guys don't care it doesn't fucking matter what number would you estimate you're at i'm in the 80s yeah what. What? Wrong side of the hundred. All right. All right. What?

A KB DJ check? DJ check, yes. I actually ghost wrote a song for another DJ. How do you ghost write for a DJ? I don't want the glory. I made the song for this person to put on his channel. It's called Summer Where Ya At, W-Y-A, question mark, part two. He made the part one. I did the part two.

You did Summer Where Ya mark, part two. He made the part one. I did the part two. You did Summer Where You At, part two. Summer Where You At, part two on Luke Garrity's channel on SoundCloud. Luke Garrity. And you made this song. I did. I did. Oh, shit. You want me to pull it up? You don't have to.

You don't want the glory. You don't play it. Let the people play it. But I want to hear it. They want to. I want to. You can listen to pull it up? You don't have to. You don't want the glory. You don't play it. Let the people play it. But I want to hear it. They want to. I want to. Listen to it after this. I want to listen to it now.

Should we vote? You're really trying to stop us. I mean, fuck. You guys want to play it. Can you play it? I want to hear it from the creator. No, let's just let's leave it at that. OK, trust me.

I don't want to get any. Maybe I'll mix it into the. I told Luke he could take credit, but you just. Is he a big DJ? He's not. He's pretty. He's got a lot of followers.

How many? Let me see. Let me see. Are we going to play it or no? No. All right. That's a new Untold Story episode. I forget again.

342. 342. See you next week. See you guys next week. Yeah.