A New Untold Story - Sending A Puck To Minnesota feat. Rone - A New Untold Story: Ep. 338

Episode Date: April 6, 2023

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Well, sometimes we have none, but one this week. So good news. Tyler's out. So we had to just get Rone to be a camera. No problem, guys. Didn't say thank you. It is not a problem. It is not a problem.

I'm nice with this. No, thank you for joining us before we get into anything shout out to Rugs Plugs does that count as a knife oh that's a rug no because that can't be used as a rug more than a knife

yeah if I was in a material drought back in 2007 I would have covered that whole thing I was in a material drought back in 07 i would i would have would you have busted that whole thing it would have busted in that i was trying to think of like the worst material i ever resorted to um i once i think i accidentally made papyrus i was jerking off in the bathroom and i was after a shit and i realized i had wipe my ass with all the toilet paper and so i like soaked the cardboard roll to it unspread and softened and i just busted in that was gonna be but that was literally mine

really paper towel roll yeah paper towel i've used my own pubes my trim pubes it's soft and i've used like bundles of pipe cleaners the handheld flag obviously where did you have your um trimmed pubes like you grabbed a ball like a ball of them and yeah and just like you know you felt something because we didn't matter really it wasn't sexual it was just you needed to just rub it a little bit and you just needed to get off i got it no i understood um when i shaved my pubes i did when i was like in college i would throw them outside of my apartment and i saw birds nest made of all my pubes that's pretty awesome that's like very green you can be the early bird

you could do like a worm joke there too i guess guess. I need some help with the news, and I guess we can use some as talking points. If we would like. Roman, feel free to jump in. I think firstly, you're a guest, secondarily a camera. I'm doing too much with the camera. I'm racking focus so hard on the real faces. I don't know how to do it. Yeah, I got to.

Just pass it over here. We'll just pass it around. Yeah, pass it around. It'll be like a. I can't believe you didn't. Do not throw that. No, throw it. Do not throw that.

Why? You won't catch it? That'll be an awesome around. It'll be like a... I can't believe you didn't. Do not throw that. No, throw it. Do not throw that. Wait, what? You won't catch it? That'll be an awesome angle. That'll be so awesome to see. It'd be a good clip. It'd be a good clip, Rudy. Soft hand clip would pay for the... All right.

These things are like $25,000. Really? You caught it, though. I thought you caught... I mean, I think you caught it pretty good. Is that the most valuable thing you've ever thrown? Definitely not. What, dude? That's a good question. I've let you... I've let you guys you caught it pretty good. Is that the most valuable thing you've ever thrown? Definitely not. What, dude?

That's a good question. I've let you guys up with some valuable stuff. I mean, I guess plants aren't that valuable. Maybe it's the most valuable thing in the world. Or you could also, a cactus, you could chop up into napales, which are cactus tacos. Oh, yeah. Or peyote buttons. Yeah, you could feed thousands.

Yeah, I see people eating cacti and eating dandelion recipes no absolutely not i'm sure it's fine but i hate people's reactions when they're eating something that probably isn't good because they really overdo it oh my god yep or they roll their eyes back in their head before it touches their lips. Oh my God. But in the same, it's hard to react properly. I don't react when I'm eating a good food. For like a performance.

I think it's hard to react properly, period. You do food content. Yeah. How do you? I'm a clown for it. I'm like literally like a fucking caricature of other food content that I've seen before. Just like, and you just, I just tell everybody everything tastes good. I tell every place I've ever been that everything they serve me tastes good.

Yeah. The thing is, I don't think cheese is very photogenic. And I don't think it's, I don't really like that much cheese enough to where you get the money shot, the spread. Yeah. That's fucking the raclette spread. You know what I mean? You know what raclette is? It's that cheese they shave off at a couple of restaurants in New York. It's just like a fucking brick of cheese that they just shave these disgusting ropes of cheese.

And then somebody will like quote tweet and just be like, yeah, leave that at the table with me. Yeah. Some sick. Oh, that's an Olive Garden thing. No. What's the is the Olive Garden? The cheese on the salad. Tell me when.

Tell me when. Yeah. You're going to want to get comfortable. Just loading that bitch up. You know, girls that are have culinary experience. Yes. Big time. It's terrible doing food content without knowing how to cook though

why which is me no you don't know what the fuck you're talking about but yeah but you want to be relatable but that's like being an nfl commentator who's never played it down in football like no one wants to hear that shit i feel like that's most common i think like the that one guy who's like the most influential person right now is the black guy who reviews food. He has no expertise in that. He's just honest. Who's the black guy that reviews food? He has like 10 million.

He's an ex-fighter that lives in Vegas. Yeah, I think he currently, he's still a fighter. He is like, he's making restaurants millions of dollars. It's whiter. Antony. It's whiter. Antony? It's much whiter. Anthony? I'm talking like Keith Love.

I was just like Keith. If you rewind the tapes, you'll hear me go, Keith Lee. It's Keith Lee. Keith Lee, yeah. This dude is like the one when it comes to reviewing food, though. Beast went to him. Mr. Beast went to him being like will you review my food good tell me that my chocolate bars

taste good he was like they're okay which like he's a straight shooter he's a straight shooter he has no expertise he has a palate nothing special about it

yeah but he's honest and he does it all the time and just zooms in on his face and keeps his eyes at the right level in the video zoom that's a little weird

yeah so be it he's a fucking genius though interesting news headlines be it. It's fucking genius, though. Interesting news headlines this week. Talk to me. I thought this would have happened way sooner,

but NASA names their first black astronaut that will be sent to the moon. They name them? Well, no, they named... Tyrone. Jamal. You're not in Spain.

Not with us. Yeah, but in unrelated news brandon walker's five bedroom three and a half bathroom moon home has gone up for sale there goes the neighborhood of the moon god damn uh a uk this is the best joke i've ever written okay no pressure on you a uk man has was mistakenly sent 60 pairs of reading glasses. Hopefully he can give them to 60 people that need them. Or one studious fly. Yes.

That is incredible. MOOC? I didn't register. Fly's eyes are all like diffract they have a lot of eyes one or two got it got it got it um how many eyes do spiders have oh maybe it's spiders that have the eyes i think flies do too you know flies do too okay good some crazy shit um i didn't think of a joke for this one but the world's first 3d printed hotel has been announced. So what? Yeah, what?

Who has ever cared where the beams came from? So fucking what? I was trying to think of something like tell me when the first fucking 2D hotel opens up. But seriously, why are they? What is noteworthy about them? Well, they're saying like all the items. Everything's 3D printed. The infinity pool, the open air bathhouse.

It has mountain views, but you're in a 3D. So it's not like a gigantic printer. They're piece by piece. Yeah, so they're just make... It would be the same as if you bought bricks. Yeah. Yeah, so what? 3D printers are...

You still didn't... You bought one and haven't put it together my kitchen has been rendered useless since christmas i just have pieces of 3d printer what does it look like does it look like a regular printer no a xerox machine no it's like got these two giant spindles um and it has like a thing at the top. It's really, really inconvenient. What were you intending to make for it out of it? A hotel? Items that would cost me a quarter to purchase.

Yeah. Like the least useful thing. I wanted to make better game pieces. I'm really big into improving board games. Did you make anything good? It's not done. I just have pieces of this 3D printer because when I get home,

it's the last fucking thing you want to do. You'd think in theory it sounds fun. Oh yeah, I'm going to get home to my 3D printer and build it and finish it. Zero fun.

Are you going to bring it to the Chi? No. You're going to leave it behind? It's going to be unmovable, dude. It'll break in any move. Leave it to me. All right.

Let me have it. Gladly. You got to bring it over, though. I'll bestow it upon you. You got to make. Alright. Let me have it. Gladly. You gotta bring it over though. I'll bestow it upon you. You gotta make a hotel. Alright, I will. If you finish it, could you 3D print us? 3D printers? Yes. There should only have ever been one

ever made. No, I'm gonna make a gun. You just can do that. Tinder is working on Tinder Vault, the company's anticipated $500 a month subscription program for the elite version of Tinder. The company does say they can't guarantee a relationship from it. If only there were a way to guarantee pussy for $500. Doesn't exist.

Uh-uh. No way to do it. That's fucking insane, though. It's supposed to be like high clientele. I mean, no girl's going to pay for that. I'm thinking of it right now. Like that transaction. The shame that would come.

I want to swipe through just the men. I want to make an account as a female and swipe through the men. It has to be like Ashley Madison where the percentages are like 99% dudes. It's going to be all Indian men. Do Indian dudes love Tinder like that? Indian dudes, yeah. I believe it. And Indian dudes love women.

And yeah, they're horny bastards. Yeah. Which I respect. Which I respect. Which I respect. It's a good part. It's a good part of their culture is being horny. Yeah. Let's segregate them from women the first 20 years of their lives and then unleash them on the world.

Yeah. Give them the internet. Give them the power to DM women with no repercussion. Damn. There's some dudes who just, they have been using Tinder every day for 10 years. Yeah. Rudy? I don't use Tinder.

I know you don't. There's some like fly Tinder guys. They're like, yeah, fuck on Tinder three times a week. There are fly Tinder guys? They're going on dates all the time. That sounds exhausting, dude. I love hanging out with people and not talking. Yeah, people get so uncomfortable when you don't. And for me, it's warranted.

Is it like... We're the last two people that should have a podcast. Dude, I was just interviewing my childhood hero before this. And there was some lulz. Your childhood hero? Mm-hmm. Kurt Angle impromptu I just found out this morning Spencer Lee no way yeah wait how much older is he than you he was the child when I was in like high school okay oh he was from a childhood when I'm a bad area he was as a child he was the star like we were in high school and

college looking up to him what watching his like tulsa highlights his reno world highlights we did it on zoom with jerry no way were you nervous very much what you ask him i mean this was his he obviously had like the biggest upset loss in ncaa history a few weeks ago and hasn't spoken or posted or done anything yet so it was crazy it's real wait lols like did you say lols or lols like lols or lul neither one like it was funny or it was like that it wasn't funny at all oh really no damn that's your voice have a warble yeah probably hell yeah um i warble every once in a while. You can tell. I get weird.

I'm always nervous all the time, 24-7, but then I'll get weird bouts of like you can hear it in my voice. Yeah. When I was in Spanish class, when I was a freshman in high school. That probably was the last time you were nervous. No, it was. Everybody was a sophomore. And every single time I had to talk in front of the class, I my voice cracked and they would. It was the funniest thing that had ever happened. Yeah. Maybe the most bullied I'd ever felt.

They would like scream laughing. She'd have to in a college lecture hall. The clickers weren't working to show that you were there. So 200 people in an art history class entry level. So it was more than just art students. It was like hot girls and jacked hot hot guys yeah and um she was like okay we're gonna have to take attendance the old school way just say present and i don't know why but i took a drink at like at the s last names and i knew i was up at t and i was swallowing as she said my name and so it was like nick teraney and it was just present and it was the worst fucking thing like professor fink yeah present yeah it was horrible dude and i still think about it that's so bad i dropped the class really no i failed it.

I never went through the process of dropping it. Yeah, I don't know why it's so embarrassing. Like, that's more embarrassing than something you could have maliciously done. Or, like, intentionally done. Dude, I'm more nervous for roll calls than I was for stand-up comedy. Really? Yeah, and I didn't sleep the week before that. Roll call is the worst, man. Oh, my God. Do I say? Well, you were didn't sleep the week before that. Roll call is the worst, man. Oh, my God.

Do I say, well, you were always probably the funny guy. I'm not here. No. Yeah, you were. I was not here. It's funny for sure. Yeah, I'm coming. I'll be there soon.

But don't mark me absent. I'm almost there. I'm reading a book right now about this kid I went to high school with, and he had a stutter. He had a pretty bad stutter. And his book details how hard it was for him even roll call on his very first day. But I also remember my friend's account of like stuttering on his very first day and they're like

they like spun around like maniacally laughing like they thought that he was like fucking around oh no like they thought that he was like the funniest kid in class that dude went on to sing the chia theme song the chia pet theme song

it was originally just chia just say chia man we don't have much time That dude went on to sing the Chia theme song, though. The Chia Pet theme song. It was originally just Chia. Just say Chia, man. We don't have much time. I'm not even going to joke about that one. I'm trying to think of a worse pain. That has to be up there. Yeah.

Okay. It has to be up there. Last one. No, no, no. It's not it's not uh shrek 5 with the original cast is going to be made with a donkey spinoff uh starring eddie murphy has been teased by illumination pictures uh this reminds me of when we all go out rudy usually nabs the hard eight kyle with a soft six and mook wakes up next to a shrek five yeah yeah every time every time and he has to take notes of being like the part where they call or they said a shrek five did you say she's ogre weight yeah i guess He's ogre weight? Yeah, I guess. Mean, mean, mean.

Got his ass. No, I'm projecting because I had it happen for the first time in a really, really long time. I look tremendously fat in a photo and I made Rudy delete the tweet. What? We were playing board games at my place and i guess he attached the widest fisheye lens imaginable just they just got done filming baker 3 with it and uh fucking he took a picture of me playing board games in the kitchen which is already a fat fucking activity you can see what you can see the 3d printer taking up my whole stovetop in the photo yeah and i looked so fat and uh i i'm making a change where did it look fat you made my face and body you made him delete it i made him i was to retake

the photo and he did and it didn't really help too too much it helped a lot yeah i did i still the photo that he tweeted was bad like chubby of me and uh but the other one i looked like i belonged in fucking dead or alive beach volleyball with my fucking tremendous rack that's the one he deleted dude oh dude shut up you don't look at that no no you look shitty yeah that's an awful real and you see my stove it's all 3d printer i haven't been able to cook since christmas that's what that is yeah are the pieces the instruction book this shelves behind me you are you're uh you have something in your cheek obviously you're eating something no no no that's just your cheek shape dude no it's not no the thing is yeah because my cheeks are so chubby now when i bend it droops my ma has a sag it's not your ma bro yeah dude my jowl

i've got a saggy ma you got a saggy burn side it's it's horrible your beard also looks a million times better than it looks in that picture nothing's changed no your beard looks bad in that picture it looks more neck i'm right under like the light so maybe it's a dude it's just really bad and so and i'm holding like the cards to a fucking ancient war video board game. And I'm like, dude, that's cave troll. I'm a fucking dork, dude. Yeah, you look like a Reddit moderator. Yes, dude.

Yeah. But I'm with you, Nick. I'm getting fat, too, bro. I need something to change. Yeah. Bad. Want to come to kickboxing with me? No, dude. I need something to change. Yeah. Bad. Want to come to a kickboxing with me? No, dude.

No. No? I joined a... They don't. Dude, come on. You joined a kickboxing? I'm becoming a weapon. That's my agenda.

It's only women in that class for sure. Only women and then like five sweaty Indian guys. I would love to see like the guys who finally get that first burst of confidence after they've been in it for like six weeks and then they want to showcase their skills oh dude it's crazy they're like searching for a like a kick fight when i went what are you gonna do with that skill set dude when i um i was in kung fu in sixth grade and i've gone from white sash to green sash sifu i mean i barely passed the test sifu ramsey just liked me and uh i tried to do a kick up in gym class and i just couldn't do it and then like this other kid just adam hammerquist you couldn't do a kick up no the thing where you like oh from

yeah and i i could do it on the bouncy floor of the kung fu class but i just couldn't do it in gym class and i it's so embarrassing and somebody else he was so fast he was like iridescent yeah adam yeah yeah he was almost like yeah he was like cloudy looking what uh did he take kung fu too or like how could he do the kick up no he just knew how he was naturally athletic he's one of those babies with a six-pack infuriating that's the worst some he lost his virginity in seventh grade and somebody told on him and he actually got suspended for from school for wow that's a memory from the vault yeah our principal like came there was like what what did you fuck did you fuck tell me everything she was a nun so she was like yeah like she's loving it yeah dude he got suspended

for fucking that's how cool he was the kid. He could kick up without training. Six packs since he was a youth. Suspended for fucking. So what did he have to do? His suspension was probably awesome. Yeah, he probably fucked more, dude. Yeah, they gave him more time to fuck. They should have had him under surveillance. They should have had him under lock and key. Yeah, dude. That's like assigning

a pedophile to volunteer at an orphanage. Shooting fish. It's incredible. It's like a golden corral buffet for him. That's really not fair. Damn.

That's going to be mook once he gets done with his kickboxing classes. I'm becoming dangerous, dude. I can't wait for you to kick a guy when we're out. Can't wait to your first kick fight.

You're going to get smoked. All right. You want to put some money on it? You're going to get kneed in the face. You're going to put money on it. Who am I fighting? Who should I take on? Well, I'm sure like guys who are like Bennett in the kickboxing class for years or eventually they want to kickbox fight somebody.

Well, when you said they're excited to showcase like they showcase during class like they're going like balls to the wall like but they leave it and they're with their friends they want and they're probably like this is my thing i want them to see how good i am and just start delivering like smooth kicks around the bar or something like that they would get their asses beat if you're the type of guy who goes to a kickbox never mind no i'm kidding my wife my guy who goes to a kickboxing... Never mind. No, I'm kidding. My wife did a ton of kickboxing,

and she would come home and beat my ass. She would kick the shit out of me. Roan has pepper spray at home. Yeah, I have the keys between my fingers walking into my own house. Making sure this is not... No dickhead shit. Is it a good workout? Oh, yeah.

It's gotta be my body's been sore for like three days that's what i don't want i think i'm just gonna try to freeze this off yeah well it's annoying because like i signed up for like the membership and uh i scheduled two classes one for tuesday one for wednesday and i missed two classes and they charge you 10 bucks for not going so i've just been paying money to get fatter that's tough yeah nick you got to go to the chinatown place dude they said 30 30 for 50 minutes no 50 for 30 minutes of weight loss and you just it's just weight loss yeah i want that they got to freeze it off or push it off or sculpt it off or just cut off your leg yeah in. In 30 minutes. No anesthesia.

None. Just some soup dumplings. What do you got going on, Kyle? What do I got? Today's episode is at 3.38. We revert back to 2.08. Hi, Tyler. Hi, what's going on? What's up, brother?

Tyler. You. How you feeling? I was filming for a little bit but I was I was doing a piss poor job it's a heavy ass camera I was racking focus too hard so I tossed it over to

to Rudy he threw the camera he chucked it it was that's like a $25,000 risk of throwing it yeah felt alive dude

yeah it was you were scared I could tell. I was legit scared. Before the thought slips my mind, you've been trying to tell me to go on a vacation and I might go back to Columbus to go to the board game convention.

That's not a vacation. I haven't been in two years. That wouldn't count. It's not a vacation. It's not like an escape. But I do need you to go to the board game convention. That's not a vacation. I haven't been in two years. That wouldn't count. It's not a vacation. It's not like an escape. But I do need you to go to the board game convention. Yeah, you need it. Why? You want me to bring you back something? Dude, the last time I went, I went alone

and I only bought one player games, which is the sad... One player board games, dude. Going alone and buying one player games is like, I'm alone now and I'm going to be alone. Dude, you're investing on solitude. I'm going to stay alone. Yeah.

Oh, my God. And like, Rudy, like I showed you my board game chest when you came over. I was like, this is like where I keep my one player games. Yeah. Which outnumbered the, oh, man. You can't go to the board game convention for your vacation. You got to go somewhere that's like adventurous. And it's like when you go to someplace that you've already been to,

you're chasing a high that you've already had as opposed to the adventure of going someplace you've never been before. That's a good point. You know what I mean? Like you're never going to be able to recapture the good time that you had. Nostalgia for a good time. Dude, the second time I go somewhere is always my favorite time oh i think it's garbage no because you know what's good and what's not like you can always swing and miss like i'd imagine coming to

new york as a vacation for the first time is really suck i think this is a place where you live not visit oh it's too overwhelming it's hard to visit yeah the benefits of living here is all of the options. But I had a buddy who did a bachelor party to Miami, and it was so fucking fun. And then like three years later, another one tried to run it back, same hotel, same weekend, and it didn't hit the same.

It was significantly less exciting. Like you're just trying to recapture fun instead of creating new fun. You chef up some fresh fun. No, I don't. I'm afraid of of missing and i don't do any research like do you do research before you go on your exotic trips big time okay a lot recommend restaurant recommendations cool shit to do around there rent car plan road trip okay all these things i'll do that in Columbus. You like that Pat Bev talk? Pat Bev just removes the articles from his speech. Really?

Instead of rent a car, go on a road trip. Rent car, take road trip. Dude, yeah. And I understand completely what you meant. So yeah, the dictation of the show, it looks like a checklist rather than a script. Yeah, it definitely does. Dude talks like a checklist.

Yeah, he does.yle but i'm sorry uh what's uh what's the area code um this is 208 which is the entire state of idaho what do i have on idaho what do we got boise pocatello cordelaine twin falls meridian, Lewiston, Moscow. Geographically, probably the most underrated state, maybe up there with New Mexico. Potatoes. Underrated? Geographically underrated.

What's that mean? Beautiful. Oh, okay, okay. Beautiful. Yeah. I went to a fast food restaurant out there. It was only French fries. They had like 18 different types of potato French fries. And potatoes are perfectly rated.

The most perfectly rated food stuff. I agree. Right? Don't you think? It's the most versatile food. It's damn good. Yeah, they're so good. They're always so good.

But even this potato, this French fry restaurant, they were purple, curly, fucking all different types of it was fucking a wild array with lots of dipping sauces kind of elite purple curly they had some purple curlies out there purple potatoes you had a clown's wig yeah look at this shit are you wait a second no uh but no no, Idaho. Population booming. I think it's one of the fastest growing states. Everyone's everyone from California is moving to Boise. But are they really?

It's like getting like a wave of liberalism and gayness. But no, they're like flaunting. Is that synonymous? It's not even the real gays. It's like the bisexuals, the B team of the LGBT community from california are going they're barely they're not that gay and they're not rich and they're and they're they're blaming oh we got this big fucking population boom we're culturally diverse now no you have some bisexuals and you're all white look at these figures i thought maine was the way to state you got figures their black population that's 0.7 there are 11 000 total black people in idaho

no way the state is the size of an area of uganda and it has less black people than howard university so and you've been like what who's from Idaho? Because there's always viral tweets like the motherfuckers really live or just from Idaho. And the answer is no, because people are not from Idaho. People. Who's their most famous person? Exactly. It is the lousiest list of famous people I've ever seen. The lousiest list.

Oh, number one. Famous. Aaron Paul. Yeah. Hater time time he bothers me all right all right yeah he uh cashed in on that uh on the woke movement of twitter early on like the celebrity who also has a person like people couldn't believe that this scumbag from a character was actually portrayed by a decent dude who's an actor. His tweets were so corny. He also used to do the thing where he would sign his tweets.

He would say, AP. In 2013, which was the corniest era of human history. He's like, be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Also, eat cookies as often as possible. The good ones. the peanut butter ones he said that on twitter oh aaron um he's famous though this is when it drops off significantly number two this is according to the website the famous website the famous people website number

two is lana elena turner died 30 years ago number three three is Sacagawea. You've heard of her, Kyle. She is very famous. She's from Idaho? It was more like I didn't know she was from Idaho. Well, no, no, because you can't be from somewhere before it's a thing. I thought she was an East Coast girl. I saw her in some chicken fry.

I was like, Sacagawea is an East Coast girl. That's bonkers. Then I was on the pirate water boat. Yeah, throwing beads. Their number four is Brock Osweiler. Ooh. Quarterback. There was a period of time before Breaking Bad got big where Brock Osweiler was the most famous man alive from that state god damn five ezra pound six as repound exact long gone six tasem hill was probably more famous than osweiler yeah still in

the league still damn down weak list i mean yeah so can you turn up in boise you would you go to hump and hannah's yeah that's their number one nightclub and you've probably been there yeah it's like uh the the woman who owns it rocky johnson from the rocky johnson band every night she's she's like this 65 year old buxom woman and i mean buxom and she just uh performs covers of like early 2000s pop songs and throws out sex toys to the crowd expensive high-end sex toys and she's like finding all the women in the crowd to give the shit to it's actually a fucking uh it's an amazing time bras hanging from the ceiling i wouldn't find i don't think idaho i wouldn't think is like a very sexual place. That's why it's like this is the place for like freedom. Like this is the place for for like a sexual renaissance.

She goes to the Adam and Eve factory and like selects wholesale, buys wholesale and just where they're selling holes and she just gives them out. She's fucking awesome. But yeah, that's like the only spot in town. But what did you think of it? The town? Yeah. I liked it way more than that.

Because there's a lot of minor league hockey teams out there. A lot of minor league hockey guys. And there would be like two of them at the same bar. There's like Mormon spillover, right? From Utah? I didn't see a lot, but I think there is. I mean, it's Taysom Hills from there. See Mormon?

Yeah. Yeah, I think a lot of them are Mormon too. I mean, that is insane. Brock Osweiler, number four most famous. Crazy. Taysom,

like there's gotta be, that's gotta be the worst state, right? For fame? And it's crazy that you said only 11,000 black dudes up there because I talked to an Uber driver who I think was somali and they that was where they they're like you can move to america but you have to move to idaho

like they're populate they're trying to populate the area with black immigrants oh like they're intentionally so they're they're planting seeds there and they're still only 11 000 seeds planted which is crazy there should be more yeah trying to get them to breed but it when i landed there it was like what i thought denver would be like because there's the mountains right on top of it like you go to denver you don't even really see yeah the mountains are up way up north they're a far drive well really am i right i've never been there yeah denver isn't isn't on the mountain, in the mountains. It's like right on the, it's like 40 minutes to get to the foothills.

Denver's just on a flat, it's just flat. But it's so high. Well, yeah, because it's like a gradual slope. It's a gradual slope. Yeah, people, Denver's like 40 minutes from the mountains. And if it's a hazy day or whatever, you can't really see them. I'm here for the fuck Denver era. I abandoned ship, I'm with a dude.

It's common. Men, bro. It's true, dude. If you're if you're a dude, I mean, there's like only dude activities. But if you're trying to get a woman there, it's it's they don't exist. There's just not that many chicks there. Really? No.

I didn't think about it. Like the best things in Denverver are like ipas uh fucking skiing fucking skiing like snowboarding like gun ownership like if you put a girl in my aunt from miami that lives in miami in denver she's they love it like edm right edm is the only thing that that attracts the tracks woman the edm scene in molly yeah you need molly to fucking denver yeah exactly exactly but yeah no denver is if you're in a relationship and you're married denver's cool like it's fun it's a nice place to live there's like good enough restaurants it's kind of big kind of small it's like you get a good feeling it's like

a i describe it as like a diet la it's like super super spread out, super urban. I bet you a lot of places call themselves that, though. Probably. Boise. Yeah, they do. Yeah. Well, Boise gets the B's from LGBTQ. What does Denver get? Denver is probably a very straight city, right?

Lesbian. They're going to be catching the L's, yeah. A lot of lesbians. Yeah. Dude, in the advent of Lyft and Uber when it first came out, exclusive lesbian drivers in Denver. Subarus exclusively. Yeah.

Butch. Butch Dykes. Bull Dykes. Can you say that? I don't know. Can you? But they were good. They were good Uber drivers.

They had a lot of room in the hatchback. Oh, definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk you up. Gripped the steering wheel very, very prominently. Good drivers. The second you lick a pussy, you become more aware of the road. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk you up. Grip the steering wheel very, very prominently. Good drivers. The second you lick a pussy, you become more aware of

the road. That's true. That's true. Dude, have you ever had a few too much at the bar and you're just like, hold on, you lick a pussy to sober? That's what we're driving. Whoa. That's before there were DUI laws, like cops would just ride around with a pussy.

Lesbians are like the better drivers than straight men. Yeah. Straight Southern men. They're the best drivers. I've never seen a lesbian. I've never seen like a collection of them. Yeah, because you'll see a collection of gays. But never, yeah.

And most a pair. Remember, did you guys have a friend that would always try to fuck the lesbian? He swore he could. Oh, they want to convert him. They felt like it was like some badge of honor. And like she would flirt back because, you know, she likes attention. Damn, I don't even. And are you talking about like a Denver lesbian or like a more, you know what I mean? I don't even know. Is there you talking about den like a denver lesbian or like a more you know what i mean uh i don't even know is there a term for a pod of lesbians

i don't know i've never heard i've never they don't they don't travel in packs like in new york they travel in pairs they're solitary they're like uh pairs at most trying to think what's it what's an animal they're like a Galapagos tortoise. Yeah. I'm the scientist watching them fuck. Yeah. All right. You're the David Attenborough of lesbians. Okay.

You'll see how she puts her pussy up against her mate's pussy until they climax simultaneously. But now it's time to forage. They enter their Subaru hatchbacks, turn on the app, and pick up drunk guys from breweries. Oh, they do Uber drive. Yeah. Heavy.

Yeah. Still? Yeah. I haven't been back in a minute, so I don't know. Is it nice in the summertime in Denver? Yeah, it is. It's super, super fucking hot. People think Denver's cold. It's patent false. I would think so, yeah. It it is. It's super, super fucking hot. People think Denver's cold.

It's patent false. I would think so, yeah. It's not. It's way colder here. Dude, it's like the only place that gets more days of sunshine than Denver is San Diego. It's sunny as fuck.

It's a desert. People were giving biz shit for saying like it's Colorado. I mean, if you look at a map, if you divide it into quadrants, it is Southwest. Especially when you get to the Southwest part of the state. I mean, if you look at a map, it's if you divide it into quadrants, it is southwest. Yeah. Especially when you get to the southwest part of the state.

That's very south. Also, like the notion of relying on biz for any sort of geographical know how is is is false. The big debate, more so with Denver, is like everyone in Denver considers it west coast, even though it's not on the west coast. No, no, no, no. but like it's west is that la shit dude everybody just wants to be lumped in with its heads in nebraska that are more west than colorado that's crazy i'm looking at that that's the guy i'm a map guy through and through i didn't i've it's just weird to think about that section of nebraska pig snout of nebraska yeah nebraska bordering wyoming is hellish that doesn't make any sense bogus It's weird to think about that section of Nebraska. That pig snout of Nebraska. Yeah.

Nebraska bordering Wyoming is hellish. That doesn't make any sense. That's bogus. Dude, and then there's a little stretch because of Oklahoma where Texas is like really close to Colorado. That's also always been tricky to me. Oh, it's super close. Yeah. And there's just pizza delivery guys out there like having to fucking cover four counties and shit. That's probably terrible.

And it's also weird, too, because in Colorado, if you don't smoke weed you get ostracized and then if you go to texas and you have a joint they will literally string you up yeah it's bizarre yeah a lot of lynchings for the weed shit yeah white just good white boys getting lynched when i lived in Texas my dad was visiting me and he was like legit concerned about getting pinched for having that yayo in the car yeah that's why they call it tree that's where you end up if you get caught with it

oh damn oh damn what else you got though Kyle I was gonna do it this morning but then you had to talk to your idol i don't blame you at all i would drop everything what do we got dude fucking jake plumbers up there too um oh yeah he's idaho oh the last person uh do you think they've had an nba player i bet you they have yeah the the last last person from Idaho drafted by an NBA team was 30 years ago.

He averaged 1.1 game per point, and that was the best player. No MLB, or maybe, but that's all I got. I got the mayor. Oh, you have a mayor? I just selected him. Nothing on him. Did a quick search. From Rexburg, the mayor of the Rexburg town in Idaho is Jerry Merrill.

That's a good last name. Jerry Merrill. I looked at one pic on Google and I said, he's the mayor that I'm going with and he passes. All right. Jerry Merrill. Is that two? Jerry Merrill. Two double R's?

Jerry Rexburg. Something about him I like. Something about him I like. Let me see him. Yeah. Oh, he's something about him i like something about him let me see him yeah oh he's wide yeah oh damn yeah god damn his head looks photoshopped on his body he's a leader that's oh my god he doesn't have a neck i don't know if that's his necklace he looks like um what does he oh my god he's offset a little bit to the left he's got like an igor build yeah what the hell you said he passed though yeah

yeah yeah full pass i'm just i'm in awe of how wide are we. I mean, I'm open for debate. Do you think he shouldn't pass? Do we have more photos of him? I would welcome that, too. I need a body shot. What's the criteria? Fly or not? Fly or not, but also... I think he's fly. You got to be fly for who you are.

Because fly for one person might not be fly for another. Yeah, exactly. Right. But his head was a little bit offset to the left. I don't for another. Yeah, exactly. Right. But his head was a little bit offset to the left. I don't know if you're seeing. Oh, I like his tie. Was that Packers tie? Packers tie.

Do people in Idaho root for the Packers? I don't like that. No, I don't like that. Don't. A little tweed jacket. He passes. He passes. Does everybody get the fly pass?

No. I fail about 40%. Okay. So you're a tough grader. Have you ever failed a class? No. A's and B's. I've never gotten a C.

You've never gotten a C? It was so easy. I was a bad student. It was easy. Rudy, I don't answer. Roan, have you? I got a D in public speaking when I was a bad student. It was easy. Rudy, I don't answer. Roan, have you? I got a D in public speaking when I was in college, when I was already doing rap battles. Oh.

And I spoke publicly in front of rooms of hundreds of people, and I just didn't tell anyone in this class and just slagged it off. Just extemporaneously spoke instead of preparing my speeches. That's probably why they flunked me. You do a lot of things that are nerve-wracking. Yeah. What is the most uncomfortable you've ever been and why? I made a, right after 9-11, I made a racist joke about Arab people, like, not existing to a friend of my mom's who was married to an Arab woman.

Yeah. My mom hit me under the table she like punched my leg like dead leg me it was pretty uncomfortable just being racist to someone's face yeah like we wouldn't stomach that racism in the most sensitive time for racism of our time no no i love the the tweet going around now is like It was footage of a high school in 2002. They were talking about how, take me back to when high school was chill. Look how chill everyone is in 2002. That's hilarious.

How was it any more chill or less chill? It was probably people were on high alert. Every guy in the video died in Afghanistan. 2002 was not chill. Those guys had the least chill time. Because what happened at the end of 2001, 2002 was the least chill year. That's when people were the most racist.

They were just turning... People were just against Middle Easterns. Toby Keith made a living off of it. There was no one. So did Jeff Dunham. It was just like, yeah. Bomb them. It wasn't like bomb the Taliban. It was like bomb all of the Iraqis.

I don't get wipe them off the map. And it was like, that was like good discourse that you would have at church. Dude, I think our priest was like, by next Sunday, I want Afghanistan to be a gray area on the map. Right. The teachers, the priests, like the journalists. Yeah, they wanted it. The teachers, the priests, the journalists, the newspaper. You either went to the NFL or got a full scholarship to

college or you had to go to Afghanistan and die against some people who didn't even do it to us. You just had the fight. Of course these dudes fought hard. They're like, yeah, you're fighting us for no reason. Dude, Jeff Dunham watching that happen, he's like, I have an idea.

What if their corpse was hilarious? Let's make fun of their corpse. Oh, my God. He retired that, didn't he? He's back with new puppets. Yeah, he's a sass puppet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of weird and kind of related. I got new knife it's coming in today it's been delayed but it's the spider co roadie kyle read that i was i bought it but then look at the description

scroll down and read the description very weird following the tragic events of september 11 2001 the carry of any type of knife on board an airplane was strictly prohibited. In early 2003, the TSA announced a plan to change U.S. security regulations and once again allow knives on airplanes. So I bought a plane knife, a knife that you could bring on planes. Just a regular old plane knife? Yeah.

What is it? It just looks like a knife. I'm the type of dude that would cut my tray table in half just to see just to see if i could dude honestly oh what the fuck my tray this company scrambled to like make a plane knife after 9-11 because people wanted to protect themselves i guess everybody thought people wanted to kill like middle like the like the sea not even middle like the fuck like turkish people like the turkish dude yeah i just moved in the turkish family people who are not middle eastern like you're from estonia yeah yeah even like dudes from like florida moving to west virginia we're like whoa

yeah dude if you were just like slightly tan i had a mouthwash before going out after having hummus just so i wouldn't get ridiculed what's that on your breath boy which one of you ate hummus the whole country was unified over racism and we're picking off groups the worst the most violent races and we were like fuck the french too and they kind of like it was like there was like a resurgence of like post uh pearl harbor japanese hate we hated japanese again i didn't totally yeah i figured you did it did yeah but black and white black blacks and whites never got along so good yeah it was great times that was and it wasn't easy

for the gay people either early 2000s if you weren't on like a varsity team we just everyone assumed you were gay you probably were

there was probably gay dudes who weren't even gay but got called gay so much that they just like sucked a dick because they didn't

make varsity they just got bullied into being gay. Yeah. Brutal times. It fucking sucked. 9-11 had my boy Cleveland listen to Montgomery Gentry.

That's powerful, dude. Cleveland? Yeah. I know he's black. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. That was a different time. you could make some good music

he's a black coal miner really yeah you can go to the bar right after work then they you guys do have a ton of coal miners and i respect the hell of it it's it's the hardest job in the world. It's crazy that people just do that. Our field trips would just go to a mine. They'd just be like, all right, go underground. Did you ever go down in one? No, we didn't go down in one.

I went down in one for a West Virginia history class. Ooh. Yeah. Ooh. That and I feel like so many people down there cut down trees. I don't know any jacks. What are you talking about? Loggers?

Well, there are so many people down in West Virginia. Down in the mines. I disavow West Virginia, WVU at least. Logging, yeah, that's going to be tough. When I went down there, when I used to have to interview the rough and rowdy fighters, half of them were coal miners and half of them were like loggers. Half of them would just be like lumberjacks. I don't think we were in the area where there was some forestry going on,

but deforestry. But you were in the minor area. Yeah. No, I disavowed WVU. They had a graphic design, my grade that graduated, reunion. And I didn't get invited and there was a poster of everybody with their faces and I wasn't on it.

Fuck them. I never get included in any of that shit from any institution I've ever been to, though. It's that Nick erasure. I just fully said that on the yak and then I was hoping it would just go away and you just were like, what you say, Nick? Because you said it's so slow. Well, I said I said erasure about 15 seconds after the first part i've said it a few like nick or yeah yeah that was good times i was laughing

and laughing were you i just wanted something something bad to happen to someone else, you know? I'm due for something colossal. Big time. Dude, so is Rudy after getting 10,000 subs on his shit, bro? Oh, I don't have 10,000 subs. Huh? If I had 10,000 subs, I wouldn't be at 10,000 followers. Oh, 10,000 followers. Yeah.

1,000 subs, though, right? Yeah, like 1,100. That's sick. Super sick. Super fun. Let's get to 10,000. We're going to get there. I just got to keep siphoning content off Nick. I just bring him over and have him pick the games. mm-hmm that's sick super sick super fun let's get to 10 000 we're gonna get there i just gotta

keep siphoning content off nick i just bring him over and have him pick the games i'm good at picking games for i guess my games aren't fun per se but i guess they're good for streaming they are he loves 2d he loves 2d he he just knows two like two dimensional yes okay he loves 2d games yeah he loves 2d games maybe it's like like a... I feel like Nick would want to live in a 2D reality. I would, yeah. I'm trying to think. What do you mean? I wouldn't be fat as fuck.

What is a 2D game? Just flat. Yeah. Like Mario, like original Mario. Side scroll. So you just go side to side. There's no depth of field. Up, down, left, right.

Yeah. Pac-Man. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That shit is dope. What's up? Oh, a year ago we were in Kansas. Holy shit.

What a time. And those were good times. During it, it was your fault. I was having dinner and you were like, hey, I'm going to go to North Carolina. Can you and Kyle go to Kansas? I know. But it was a good ass time. I was your boss for a week.

No, you were not. I was like, yeah yeah you guys go here you were just sending us on assignment i know but then it just like kind of happened to like where we started doing all of them i didn't i don't really i don't know if i like doing it i know what you mean we gotta send dana b out there yeah he loves it well he hasn't come back he's been man on the streeting for like four months and it's awesome yeah dude he's on the street more than a homeless dana just lost everything except for his camera yeah that's tough but he edits his own shit right so he just never has to come back he's his own boss reports to himself is his own star and edits

his own clips fucking sick not too shabby we gotta send him but it was at. But it was, at first, it was like I was going to one place, you guys were going to one place, and then you guys were winning everything. It was like, well, okay, we'll just send you guys. No matter where you go, they'll win. And now none of us went to UConn. No. We're done.

You guys should just send someone, though. Can we send somebody in? Yes, that's how it works. Who would we pick? Clemmer. Yeah. Clemmer doing Man on the Street man on the street so funny yeah doing college content we're trying to find the rowdiest campus somebody grabs somebody accidentally grabs clemmer and picks him up and talks into him instead of the mic hey mike's just holding clemmer what the heck like how danny jackal puts like a mic on a banana

she just puts a mic on Clemmer that's fucked that's fucked up but yeah send Clemmer alright to college campuses hold on Kyle do you think

you could call Clemmer right now and send him on an assignment yeah wait where are we gonna send him wait so it needs to be like a two thing. Let's make up an event. Is it like college baseball or some shit?

What's the next college championship happening? Hockey? Kyle can be like, me and Nick are going here. Can you go here? When's hockey? It's I think this weekend in Tampa. Perfect. So what teams are going to be in it?

What teams? Minnesota, Michigan, Quinnipiac. I can't remember the other one. Just send them to Minnesota and say you're going to Quinnipiac. Is it the Frozen Four? It is, yeah. Should we send them to Minnesota? Minnesota, Boston, Michigan, and Quinnipiac.

Yeah, Quinnipiac, Boston, you, and Michigan are all okay trips. Send them to Minnesota. I But send them to Minnesota. I should send them to Minnesota. Where is the, is that Duluth? But where is the, oh, the games are in Tampa. Right, but like we always go to campus. Oh, okay.

Right, right, right. So it's in St. Paul, I think. Yeah, it's downtown. It's Minneapolis. So we're going to go to the, this is for the semifinal game or the finals? Just say for the finals. Just be like, we're going to the finals this weekend, Frozen for the semifinal game or the finals? Just say for the finals. Just be like we're going – The finals this weekend, Frozen Four. We have Michigan or Quinnipiac.

Can you take the winner of Boston and Minnesota? No, no, no, no. We'll say Roan's going to do Boston. We all get to the finals. We all have a different team. Nick's Michigan. We need one more. Can you just go to Minnesota?

Okay. And then like let's just be like – We're fine, so you have to drive. We're all going to be like, so one of us is going to be dressed as a goalie. One of us, like another player, one person is like, uh, I want him. Let's like get him to like agree to blackface. Like, can you be the puck? Can you paint yourself like a puck?

You might be wiser than you think. Yeah. I think so too. You drive a Zamboni to Minnesota in blackface. Minnesota's woke, bro. They're not about to let that shit fly. Ask him to be a puck. Last time I was at the Frozen Four was in Tampa.

Me and my buddy got scratched for the semifinal game, and then we got trapped in the elevator for 45 minutes with the other team's goalie. Oh, bummer. The other team's goalie's dad. Oh, it was dad. Yeah. He's watching the Mets in there with Frank.

You're right. Hey, man, we're in a meeting right now. So Nick and I, for the hockey Frozen Four, we're going to go down to, um, either the winner of Michigan or Quinnipiac, would you be able to do the other, or you're going to do the other semifinal in Minnesota? If you could,

um, if you'd be down to go to St. Paul or wherever it is. Sure. What is it? Next weekend, I think. Is it next weekend?

Um, yeah, it's, uh, Next weekend, I think. Is it next weekend? Yeah, it's next weekend. Or this weekend. It's like maybe Saturday? Yeah, it's April 8th. Okay. What are we going to do? What are we doing?

Just man on the street with the campus. Okay. And you're dressed as a puck or something. Yeah, Clemmer. I'm going to be, like, dressed like a hockey stick, so I'm going to have, like, tape around my head and then, like, a wooden thing, and then Kyle's going to be dressed like a goal, and then could you paint up like a puck? You want me to dress like a puck?

No, like, just paint. We're going to, like, do, like, body paint and stuff, so if you could paint yourself like a puck. Or, like, a knee pad? Do a puck. I think it would make more sense. I don't think... Yeah, well, I'd be careful how he paints himself as a puck. But sure, I guess.

People will probably... People will understand puck. Anyone who's seen Midsummer Night's Dream... All right, thanks. All right. Thanks, Clemmer. Thanks. Yeah, we'll... Yeah, I'm going to email you everything.

Okay, that sounds fine. Yeah, let me know what you need from me. Okay. All right. Yep. All right. Yep. That was kind of underwhelming.

I was so business-like then. Yeah, right. We didn't get him at all. No. We didn't own him. I mean, he agreed to be a puck. No questions, yeah. Damn, that was so easy uh just send him yeah now i think he wants to go now i feel guilty and we have to make it happen

we'll call him and say you were kidding then that would make me feel even guiltier because let's just not say anything just never email him no just tell him to hit tell him to hit up caitlin and just have her book him a flight out there yeah we should just send him out there yeah let's not prank him let's actually just send him out i her book him a flight out there. Yeah, we should just send him out there. Yeah, let's not prank him. Let's actually just send him out there. I was just sending you guys out there. I'll call Caitlin. Make her do it. Dude, if we end up sending Clemmer to Minnesota

for this, let's just get it. Let's not. This isn't a prank. I can't believe you can just do that you can send people places it's crazy it could just be for anus it doesn't even have to be for anything hello

hey we're in a meeting right now trying to decide what we're going to do about Clemmer going to Minneapolis for the Frozen Four hockey tournament. He would just need a flight booked by April 8th. Okay, if Hank approves it, then I can book it. Hank, he's in this meeting. He's saying yeah.

Okay. So it's April 8th, a flight to Minneapolis. Okay. Yeah. Alright. I'll see you. Bye. Bye. That was remarkably easy.

Wow, we can just send people places. I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling you, you really could do anything. Wow. We can just, we can just send people. I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling you, you really could do anything. So, okay. Um, who can we call to buy black body paint? I think spider has him.

Um, who is like in charge of maybe Enrique? Should we call Blatman? We should make it seem like the puck was Clemmer's idea when we talked to Hank like hey like of course he's going to Minnesota but he wants to dress up as a puck

like he really is dead set on being a puck we're cool with it but we've run it by you. Yeah. You want to call Hank? Yeah, he needs to be a vertical puck. Oh, man. Oh, dude.

Oh, this will be such a good video. We just need a segment where we're sending people. It's so easy. That was so easy. Hello. Yo, bro. Yo, we're in a meeting for the Frozen 4 right now. And we're like divvying up where everybody's going to go. And so it's like me, Boston, Nick, Quinnipiac, Kyle, Michigan,

Clemmer, Minnesota. But Clemmer wants to – like we're doing like a stick goal puck thing. And Clemmer wants to like dress up as a puck for Minnesota. We were cool with it, but we just wanted to run it by you. Him dressing up like a puck for Minnesota. We were cool with it, but we just wanted to run it by you. Him dressing up like a puck? Yeah. Yeah. Why would anyone oppose that?

No, we just wanted to run it by you. Okay. Yeah, sure. Alright, cool. Alright, Minnesota it is. See you, bro. Alright, great. Bye. So, puck is approved. Puck is approved. Puck got approved. We only have enough budget

to send one person, unfortunately. No, I would say every show has to be sent every month. Am I allowed to say that? Who's going to be his camera guy? Frank? No, no, no. Let's send... Who should I send? You've got to send someone to be his camera guy um frank no no no let's send uh who should i say should we send you got to send

someone to be his camera guy dags um that should handle it yeah he would just say yeah yeah all right oh my god we should just this is a not even a it's not a bad idea no we're just making con we're doing good for the company puck clemmer in minnesota dags baby hey um i'm in a meeting about the frozen 4. That is this upcoming weekend. We're going to be doing like a multi-box man on the street. We got Roan in Boston. I'm going to be in Quinnipiac. Kyle, you're in Michigan now. Yep.

And we're going to send Clemmer as a puck to Minnesota. And I think you're going to be Clemmer's guy. If you're cool with that. I don't know if you've ever worked with Clemmer. If you're cool with that, I don't know if you've ever worked with Clemmer. If you're cool with that. It's in Minnesota. Where's Minnesota's campus? Minneapolis.

Minneapolis, so not a bad deal. Where's Minnesota? It's a northern state next to Wisconsin. So I think you're going to be Clemmer's guy because we sold this. Who's sponsoring this? What is it? Buskers.

Buskers? Celtics? Buskers. The Celtics? Yeah. Not the Celtics. No, but I think it's a Buskers thing, so it's going to be like you. I'm just making sure you've worked with Clemmer or if you haven't, if you're just cool with it, if you have any issue.

They're sharing a room, right? They're not sharing a room, no. No issue with Clemmer. Cool. My name's Chris, so. No, no, he's not in the meeting. He's not in the meeting. Oh, I'm They're not sharing a room, no. No issue with Clemmer. Cool. My name's Chris, so. No, no, he's not in the meeting. He's not in the meeting. Oh, I'm saying you guys have the same first name.

I get it. Yes. Okay, yeah. And you're, okay. Would you, he's going to be painted up as a puck. Can you be dressed as like a stick behind the camera? Yeah, is this serious? What's going on?

Yeah, yeah. We're in the meeting now. I'm with Roan and we just, Hank was on Zoom. We just, he just cut out, but he's like, I we're in the meeting now. I'm with Roan. Hank was on Zoom. He just cut out, but he's like, I think he can hear us, and I'm with Kyle. Okay. Hey, guys. He said, hey. What's up, Chris? Yeah, sorry. We really, we've been

planning this out. We want to do like this kind of like this grand documentary with all four. And we were going to have we were going to have Steve I think Steve with you. I don't know who Steve is with, but then Buskers picked it up recently, and so we're going to have uh we were going to have steve i think steve with you i don't know who steve is with but then uh buskers picked it up recently and so we're going to just have like the branded team with us okay cool uh i think it's is it this fucking weekend i think it's this weekend we'll send you an email with everything okay cool not here this weekend So we might have to send you... What are you doing?

I'm going to Florida. For work? No. For family. If this is real, yeah. I'll tell Steve and the team about it. We'll get someone for you. Yeah.

And if... Is it like an important family thing? Yeah. I mean, it's Easter. Okay. if texture, is it like an important family thing? Yeah. I mean, it's Easter. Okay. All right. We'll send you an email anyway.

Just get you in the loop and we'll figure it out. Okay. All right, man. See ya. He's stressed out. Yeah. He's stressed out. That would be so pay us to uproot his plan.

Sorry, Jesus. He, uh, yeah, he-his-plot. Sorry, Jesus. Yeah, he'll do it. Now we have to do this. I don't want to take him away from Easter. Well, he said his team will figure out someone. Okay, great, great. So now we just need buskers.

Dude, this is the easiest job in the world. Wait, who's like an ad guy I can talk to? Let's make a sale. Yeah, do you have any... Sage? Do you have Sage's? No, whose number do you have upstairs? Tyler's?

Yeah. I don't have anybody. All right. Anybody. So I'll find the person who scheduled that happy hour. Che? Oh, Che. No, he had to leave work today.

His tummy hurts. Cool. All right, so that's coming up. Some content. Yeah, some content coming up. We're not in it. But it'll be under your umbrella. That'll be, like, Minneapolis, like, breeze hockey,

especially during the final, the Frozen Four. Like, that'll be electric. That town's going to be shut down. Yeah. And nothing's ever happened in Minneapolis where, like, Clemmer as a puck

would be problematic. I'm sure there'll be other pucks. It's a Frozen Four. Totally. Like the fucking real world. Alright, thanks for listening, guys. New Until Story. Thanks, Ryan.