A New Untold Story - Spelling By 13 feat. Ebony - A New Untold Story: Ep. 339

Episode Date: April 13, 2023

Ebony joins the pod roughly 1 year after smacking KB silly and she has a lot to get out of her mouth. Ads: Hellofresh - Go to https://barstool.link/HelloFreshSTORY and use code anus50 for 50% off + free shipping Barstool Store - Shop now at https://store.barstoolsports.com Betterhelp - This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHStory for 10% off your first month.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

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It's been like a year. It's been about a year, I think. You slapped me silly. You hit him so hard. I remember that. You talked about having like six relatives with the same name. Yeah, I'm tired of talking about that. We're the tech we off the fucking we're on the anus 50 have you do you have anus 50 yet i have anus 50 you really did you reach that i'm like anus 350 ass fucks no i'm like three wait the toys count the toys count um you're i mean you're posting on instagram like

you fuck every single day are you fucking like you post no no i do fuck every day you don't don't get it twisted yeah you have a man exactly so i fuck every day you fuck with you why you think my lips is so voluptuous because i suck dick off the wake up you post like you fuck a variety of men no i don't i fuck one maybe two but I do fuck one. Consistently. But I feel like if people knew that, your posts wouldn't have the same value. But who gives a fuck? At the end of the day,

I just want to see what that dick do. We here, we finally, it's been a year, talking about KB gotta have that. When is KB gonna have that? Don't be scared. You talking about I have a variety of men. I haven't had you. That's what I'm saying. You don't fuck anyway. talking about I have a variety of men I haven't had I haven't had you that's what I'm saying

you don't fuck so when are we fucking like we work your way work your way to me you have to work your way I gotta work my way to you North Man

Washington Park North Manhattan down to West Village so you want me to work my way to your cock and you know I'm fine I Ebony exactly

precisely that's how it works scaffold down I'm down in Battery Park. Battery Park? Mm-hmm. You know what? Y'all can hang out with this weird shit.

Put your tongue to his dick and it's working and shocking. I'm just trying to suck. If you suck my dick in Battery Park, yeah. It'll make your tongue tingle. I'm just trying to. KB, okay, so I was on Facebook Live and- You were on Facebook? God, how old are you?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Live. You were on Facebook? God, how old are you? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I wasn't. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop. I was on Instagram Live. My fault. I was on Instagram Live because I don't go, I don't be on Facebook.

But I was on Instagram Live. Sorry. And they kept telling me I need to be on Anus and they want to see me and you fuck. So I feel like you should hop on my OnlyFans. They were saying both those things. I feel like they want to see they want to see us fuck forgot you had an only fans that i somehow i like i'm single-handedly responsible for however much money you make which is how much uh it's gonna be none because you posted a felony oh what you no i did not you posted a dick sucking video yesterday i i told you to not say that is that is that felonious on it only she

didn't tell the guy he knows you mouth you didn't tell him you were sucking it no okay that's how bad your head is you can suck a dick and i wouldn't know okay so no be like me. No. So we were in the mood and I just wanted to suck dick. And I thought it would be a little bit spontaneous. I thought it'd be spontaneous to suck dick on camera. And I'm like, who don't want to make a couple more coins? Like,

fuck it. So I was sucking dick. I just didn't put his face in it. And then when I uploaded it, it said, I need, um, you know,

a waiver. I have this, he has a waiver. So I was like, babe, I was like, babe, I need your ID. Cause he's like applying for jobs jobs so i made him take a picture with his id on his face and then that's how i got it so i'm just making money off him so he doesn't know he don't know jesus so i got a

dick sucking video all right but so it's been what like a year almost since you started your only fans no it hasn't been a year it's been a couple probably eight months so wait yeah everybody in the office is making only fans were you then you did it after them and you were just like these they're not they're they're just showing pictures of their smiling face i'm going to show my ass once i seen jordan i'm like if she could fucking make a fucking only fans bitch i could wait i could make way more money than her because she don't suck dick i do so it made sense it's like hello i remember you walked i walked into the office one day you're like hey nick does this look good i was like what you show me your phone it was your shiny shiny ass yeah okay that's what i'm saying so people look like two cinnabons it

looked like top of steve harvey's head i'm just it did right between steve harvey's i'm looking i'm up on a balcony i was making it, but you didn't want to see that. I knew it was clapping, but the sound wasn't on. Because I didn't turn it on. But had you would have came closer or subscribed to my OnlyFans, you would have seen that. Two Harvey heads. Two shiny Harvey heads. I would feud with family to get that out.

Yeah, I got you. Okay. Okay. yeah but how how how is that going how's that is the money good the money's okay i feel like a lot of people is fucking weird even though i'm okay with the weird shit but it's like when you ask me for like pictures of like inside my butthole like how the fuck am i supposed to do that that is yeah it's tough that's fucking weird's fucking weird. And they're like, oh, you're not freaky like Kelly Keys. I'm like, oh, so they posting

dick sucking videos because my videos is A1. They're A1. They're A1. They're bluffing you. They're trying to get you. The dick you were sucking looked like a bottle of A1.

A1 sauce. If I had spit all over my face, how you watch the video? No, I just knew I knew the tone I'm a kinky bitch you know that jeez jeez

his ropes were longer than Worcester shot Kyle is it safe to say you never had anybody suck your dick like that yes I didn't see it you gotta see it

it's safe to say oh my god I honestly did not know you were posting porn on your OnlyFans I just I thought it was just your own ass and pussy

I just wait I thought it was just your ass and pussy I just found out today that I was a prostitute what? you found out today you're a prostitute?

yeah they put that okay so I was like on Twitter and I seen Blueface post up like the definition I feel like he was

talking about me and all the other girls in America did you fuck Blueface? no fuck him no but what I'm saying Blueface post up like the definition. I feel like he was talking about me and all the other girls in America. Did you fuck Blueface? No, fuck him. No, but what I'm saying is he posts up like the caption and then he posts up like the meaning of prostitute and I'm like, if it walk like a duck, crack like a duck, I'm

fucking prostitute. He was throwing shade on his girl. I don't know. What a mess that is. That is a bad relationship. I kind of like it though what you remind me of jackalina from love is blind jackal not a compliment she just surpassed irena as the woe wait irena's like just a cat this is the worst cast of you guys have to watch it love is blind it's the worst cast of humans you would hate every second of it yeah and that's what i want okay and how about me would i love it no it's so bad you would hate these people the black people on there are very i just wanted you to say that they're very white

they're like this guy kwame he wants he wishes he was alex um he said that himself he's like he's the embodiment of like an email exclamation point. Just like a fake corporate laugh. Every five. It's horrible. Watch. You have to watch. I have to watch it. So you send me the link to that and I'll send you the link to my dick.

It's on Netflix. Okay. But I don't be on fucking Netflix. Send you the link to Netflix. Yes. Netflix. I guess text. Yes.

Text it to me. Text it to me. Text it to me. KB, you bad at texting anyways. What was your last text? Trying to use me to get more money. First of all, I said. Wait, wait, wait. Sorry.

Wait, wait, wait. I wasn't trying to use you. I said I could give you money too. How's that trying to use you if I'm trying to pay you? What does that mean? And I'm trying to get some dick. Were you paying Kyle for the OnlyFans shout out on the Yak? Well, if you want i still have bray but i didn't tell him that this time i was like okay you said you want it like girl follow i don't have that ability first of all you don't want

you want less creepy only fans first of all the creepier the better but then stop asking me for pictures of my inside my asshole like can you be a little bit specific you over here talking about my ass looked like fucking steve harvey's head so now they expected some shit and it's like y'all put the two rates but like they keep touching yeah they just keep hitting they keep hitting their budding heads they were just buffed yeah y'all would never understand now i feel like we would do numbers you could make more money if we have only fans together kyle and then kb can really have that i have a girlfriend we're going to savannah georgia together you keep telling me about

girlfriend i i completely fucked this up what oh my god what a disaster so this is the girlfriend for those who don't know the week she came out here to stay for for a week the first time you forgot to tell her you were going to Alaska the next day. Right. Yeah. So this time we don't do shit. I feel bad for her because I don't do shit. I was we have to do a vacation.

We decided on Savannah, Georgia. And she sent me she made like an Excel sheet itinerary. I was like, oh, she's she's like that. I'll book the it was like lightweight she's she's like that i'll book the uh it was like lightweight but i will book the hotel okay i saw the itinerary for april the next week and i still somehow booked it for the wrong week i booked it for two weeks from now so and i bought the savannah banana tickets which i already fucking hate them since i bought them i was watching them on tiktok i don't even want to go but i bought that for the that was so much money i brought that for the wrong

day i just completely thought this trip was in two weeks it's next week so how much money are you out and do you have a hotel room what do you have a hotel i um this is her if she's listening she's finding out i was able to pull some strings in real time and switch it to next week. So we're good. But what do you mean in real time? While we're having the conversation, she was like, wait, did you book it for the wrong week? And I was like, oh, this went on for 10 minutes. But I did.

Yeah, we're fine. We're fine. Are you going to go to a bananas game? We can't now. Sold out. I didn't know you was in a relationship. Yes, you did. No, I did not. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. I didn't know you was in a relationship. I thought it was Cap. You're going to get me in trouble because I told you. I knew that he was in a relationship. The quotes aren't helping. That's not helping. Yeah.

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Visit BetterHelp.com slash new today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash new today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp.com slash new. Ebony, you said you needed to share your craziest story. Are you guys fond of, like, drinking piss? What did you say? Are we fond? Because white people get fond. That's not it.

Why would you? Why would you? Nobody's ever said why would you why because that's what can you tolerate okay okay can you tolerate drinking piss yeah no we're not fond some people be fine okay i've heard a lot of shit in barstool sports. I'm not here to throw people's names out there, but I'm just saying a lot of y'all like piss. Alright. I'm not fond. No, we're not fond, but we can handle a piss story. Okay, so can you handle

like, okay, so fuck all that. I had a weird... Are we skipping over that? No, no, no. It's gonna lead into what happens to me. I can handle shit too. What's next? So if a girl asks you to take a shit on your chest, you're going to let her? No, I can tolerate hearing you talk about it. Okay, no, no, no.

Okay. You see, I kind of like this little toxic shit. It's like love, hate. You like yelling at me. Love is blind. He's quite fond of it. It's like Jacqueline. Oh, you're throwing shots.

But anyways, okay, so. Yo, you ass. Edit out that lip smack. Did you lip smack? She lip smacked. Why do you keep looking at my lips? Do you want me to suck it? No, they're looking plump today.

I told you that. Why do you think they look plump? Probably because you went crazy. Suck dick, yes. But anyways... Fucking crazy on the cock. You probably used some ice cubes. I don't do that.

The ice cube with the hole in it. I don't do that. What? I don't do that. You don't do the ice cube? I don't do that. I don't do that. Why you being... Why you being... I don't do that what I don't do that you don't do the ice cubes I don't do that I don't do that that's what why you being

why you being I don't do that I don't use ice cubes when I get hit I don't I don't even do that I don't even do that you dick face

holy shit okay I don't use ice cubes to suck dick I don't even know what that means what you mean I know

I've heard about it okay anyways so what enhancers do ice cubes to suck dick. I don't even know what that means. What you mean? I know. I've heard about it. Okay. Anyways. So what enhancers do you use to suck dick? I just suck dick. I don't need no enhancer to suck dick. All right. Wait, what type of girls are you messing with that needs shit?

Go on. Tools and gadgets. We're not talking about you and your relationship. You're boring now. We don't give a fuck. You probably don't even get your dicks sucked. But anyways. I don't know how to react probably don't even get your dicks up but anyways because he's gonna react to that i've never seen somebody nod yes and no at the same time you just hit a capital c with your head i don't know what the best

that's like when you do the true and false on the test and you kind of make it look like a T in an F. Exactly. He just did a... Yeah. Go on. Yo. I'm fucking crying. The fuck was I saying? You were talking about... We were talking... We were talking about the piss. All right, about the piss.

Okay. So over the weekend, like you said, I love sucking dick. So me and my man is into it I'm sucking dick I'm drunk and then I feel something hot at the back of my throat yeah I can take a guess

normally normally is cum but it just 9 times out of 10 it was piss and he filled my mouth up with piss like I drank and I didn't know how I felt about it. So you've been with him for probably like 12 years.

Exactly. Bitch, I was with him for a year. I was with him as long as you was with your girlfriend. Fine. Okay. So has he mentioned piss? Never. He's never mentioned piss.

While it was happening, was he making sounds? Was he telling you anything? No, I was just just jerking it off. And it started to die a little bit. That's the question I was going to ask the guys. Because normally when you have to pee and you're hard, don't it get soft? No, it's just remarkably difficult. You're not going to mistake the two, though.

Okay, so it started to die. That's the important part. You are right. You know which is which. It started to die a little bit. And I thought important part you are right yeah you know which is which it started to die a little bit and I thought maybe just because maybe I bit him or something

but no he had to pee so he just pissed in my throat was he laughing? hysterical oh he was he was laughing while it was happening

it wasn't a sexual enjoyment no snickering? giggling? because because while I'm on my knees I'm just like dumbfounded.

Do you spit the piss out? No, I fucking swallowed it. So I was confused. I was confused if I liked it. You're the Bear Grylls of sucking cock. Bro, I swear to God. I thought the first instinct is to spit it out. If you were sucking my dick.

Look at Rudy's face. Zoom into that fucking face. Ebony, if you were sucking my dick and i pissed in your mouth and you swallowed it i'd dump you really yeah this is why i don't kiss my kids anyway so it's like it's fine but what i'm saying is it's like i was rattled because i didn't know if i liked it or i was disgusted or maybe it was just the alcohol but i swapped like this the piss was going down my chest and i'm just like oh like i'm fucking drinking it out my fucking titties that's that's pretty metal so um you yeah you ingest it fully what happens directly after that

after okay so after i drank the piss i got up and threw up all over i threw up all over the bed all over you drank a bunch of piss yeah but it was like it didn't taste nasty still piss i guess because i i knew that it was pissed after that's why i mean i does it taste better or worse than cum cum is good peas peas are right peas are right stunned him again cum is good cum is good if you eat if you drink a lot of water and you eat a lot of fruits and vegetables then your nut is sweet

but there's a wide spectrum of piss you know what I'm saying is he a hydrated guy? yeah he always drinks water did he apologize? no he's like you want daddy to do it again he had more piss in him that's what the fuck I said

he just want to piss in my mouth is that like a thing now i don't think that's a thing do you think it was premeditated or you think he just is like i have to piss i think i think it was premeditated yeah like then did he go like play roblox with your kids after bro you know what's so funny he definitely wants to go play Minecraft for my son. Because my son... Right after... Yo! Because he's a sick fuck. Right after pissing in mommy's mouth. The awkward walk to the bathroom,

like I open the door slowly and then my son's like, hey, mommy. And I'm like, oh, he fucking knows. Yeah. And then my boyfriend comes out like, hey, Aiden,

you want to play Roblox? I'm like, bro. Your boyfriend's name is... Oh, as your son's name. My as your son's name is aiden no i'm not saying his boyfriend name my son's name you're a weak ass boyfriend i want to date somebody now now yeah yeah so aiden's just standing he's smiling from ear to ear and i'm like why the fuck is he smiling does he know that i just got pissed on like because you know he just like oh he knows well he knows that now he can go finally get that diamond pickaxe with your boyfriend give him some robe bucks i definitely bought him yo kb i definitely

bought him so you're the one who got punished you should be earning something in return i squirted in his face any yesterday if that means anything i could tell you did i did yeah it was a lot yeah a. What is squirting? Is it piss? I was going to say that's like kind of like a diet piss. Yeah. Yeah. It's like half and half, I think.

It's an Arnold Palmer. Yeah, it's an Arnold Palmer. But it's like if I had to pee, he's not going to let me pee on him. I'm going to take my time. The Arnold Palmer of fucking mixes cum and piss. Now this is something. You got, you got,

he hit you with a butt heavy. Yeah. You hit him with a butt light. Yeah, bro. It's like, I didn't have to pee. I felt like he knows, I'm a tippin' tat type of girl.

So it was like, you pissed on me. I might want to shit on you now. Cause it's like, you just pissed on my mom. It's Hammurabi's code. I don't know what that means, but yeah.

I'm with the tat tat tat. Yeah. KB, so are you gonna be peeing in somebody's mouth tonight i would never do that see because you're a respectable man no it's because when i'm that horny on the precipice of orgasm i'm not gonna be able to piss so you think i wasn't turning him on enough or uh yeah yeah i just i just think we because we were drunk I was drinking for I just can't switch

the nozzles like that if I'm getting my dick sucked in this hypothetical situation I can't think piss I was sucking dick for like 45 minutes 45 minutes Ebony that's a lot I did in between what?

he rose a blind suck dick he passing the blind and i'm sucking what it though that's fire like it's kind of you have this what time at night was this this better been like 4 30 look at the time i'm just drunk and i want to suck when i'm horny and i'm drunk i just want to suck dick you could be you'd be getting horny when you're drunk or yeah i'm just more open to fucking i'm like open to whatever if you want to stick it in my ear i'm fine with that you want to butt fuck me down for that you want to bring a friend down for that you're not why i was trying to invite you you just scared it's not about me it is about you this is the kb show this is the kb show you and your instagram stories they're

all about fucking in different ways. And you only have had sex with one guy, your boyfriend. First of all, one, why we keep saying, yes, one that I have consistent sex with,

but I cheat time to time. The fuck? I tell you this. The fuck? I'm a cheater. I like to cheat sometimes. I get bored. Who cares?

He likes to pee in my mouth. I like to cheat. You're just saying that because he told you he does and it's an open relationship. It's not an open relationship. He better not cheat. Or else what? Or I'm not. What are you going to do to him?

He pissed in your mouth. You're going to fuck his dad. Yeah. Would his dad fuck you? Yeah. He looks just like him. Why not? He'd be like, hey, young little thing, suck dick.

I know, you know, you don't talk about, you don't talk about sex with your dad no no almost never maybe never never i don't know if i've said the word sex to my dad yeah that's fucking weird me and my mom talk about sex all the time what's your mom like like me oh no all my sisters are like me too how many sisters too many to count did you see mick cannon forgot one of his kids names bro that's my father my father calls me on my sister's birthday he's like ebony happy birthday i'm like that's pathetic well he's he's farming children because he has lupus and he's gonna need a kid he's actually doing yes is that what your dad did i don't know what the fuck he was doing i just think he just didn't know how to pull out yeah because half them kids he should have they should have got swallowed

taken up or something but whatever like it was him not me no i'm thankful for him it's your dad your kids are they're good kids they do well in school yeah my kids i don't they're to an extent like they're not bad kids. My kids are good kids. I don't know how the fuck they came out of me. They kind of have nerdy... Yes, they're so nerdy. I'm like, you ain't get that shit from me. They like anime, don't they? Yeah. My son's a fucking bookworm.

My daughter, she can spell. I'm like, how do you spell this? She's like, mom, how old are you? Like, little shit. Well, how old is your daughter? Your daughter who can spell is 13. I was like, who? All right.

What would be a good age to learn to spell? I was thinking three. Nah, she be, you know, she's 13. She's good at spelling and shit. And I'll be like, Naveen, how you spell it? She be like, mom, like how old are you? Like, you're not spelling. I'm like, no, bitch.

Like. What are you asking her to spell? Siri. Yo, you know. Siri. Siri don't always read it for me don't always i think you peak at spelling at 13 the best spellers in the world went over my head bro that shit skipped me that shit was not it's like i had no idea how old your daughter was when you gave her that compliment 13 because they're the opposite bro they're the

opposite of me and your son your son he's walking now yeah bro walking and talking what i'm saying is at 13 you fucking cockface bitches at 13 at 13 i wasn't thinking about you have hips in your esophagus. I don't know. Fuck my cock face. Yeah. I wasn't thinking about school and all that shit. I didn't care to be a bookworm and shit. My kids were raised differently. So it's like they like school and shit like that.

So it's like I gotta go to her. You should have said she spells well. Nah, nah, nah. I like the way I said it. She's very good at spelling. Nah, nah, nah. I like the way I said it. Got you laughing, motherfucker. Yeah, motherfucker. Shit. Why are you trying to downplay me? Let a bitch talk. Ebony, how are you with interior design?

I fucking suck. Shit. Why? Because we got the mock-ups for our studio. Okay. For the Anus studio. For the Anus studio. Rudy, do the unnamed one first.

Okay. So this is what they sent us. It's like an industrial beach. You know, an industrial beach. You know, like industrial beaches. Yeah. What? Yeah, give me an example.

You said my industrial beach. I'm just thinking beach, bitch. I'm not thinking industrial beach. Just a beach. We set you up for failure. It's not a thing. I'm picturing a beach. But industrial.

It's like a factory. Think of an old warehouse. Yeah, factory. Or like tents. Pipes. Where the fuck is this stupid shit? don't know it should be up nah this is a black screen yeah what do you mean it should be up no way it's not up that's not my problem yeah it should be it was fucking not bro take it up with the TV oh man good bad bad tech yeah Nick can you grab the one it's in two

switch it's good go three going three yeah come on yeah what are your thoughts on the industrial beach hate it yeah yeah perfect

so we got it's very it's dorm roomy I think the chairs are dorm roomy yeah what do you think what do you think about it

it's interesting that I don't think it suits you that is so bad first off we said we're gonna get trouble for this the only reason we said surfboard was to have a chunk missing out like it was bethany hamilton yeah without that it's just it is just a tropical and there's like what is that like what is that periodic table like the vines and what is that like what is that periodic table like the vines and is it like yeah i just don't it looks like uh it's a little hollistery yeah and it's only one wall is decorated and like that floor that checkered floor with like the purple and i think they're gonna decorate

the whole thing it looks i don't hate it it's like uh like the chair is I think they're going to decorate the whole thing. It looks like I don't hate it. It's like the chairs like the background sucks. The chairs look like that's all it is. That's the whole. That's it. No, I'm not blaming them because this is what we pretty much said. Yeah, we choked in the meeting big time and I would deal with. So I sent back

this like this change of plan. Okay. I was like, maybe just this instead. Wait, zoom out. Look how off-putting that is with the walls. It looks like an interrogation room. I like that. You like that one more?

I like that for you. Oh. I didn't even notice that. Wait, that logo is sick. I like that. Yeah, so they've been wanting us to rebrand really, really, really badly. It looks like an old cigarette brand. I like that.

All right. I would deal with that. No, we just called on. They want us to rebrand so bad, but I don't want to. It's a terrible. Yeah, it's funny. I don't mind. I like the brown.

I like the brown, too, but I don't like the letters. So I think we just get rid of the letters. Our logo is just brown. Yeah. I think that would be cool. Yeah, I do too. That shade of brown. Can we just do brown?

What if we just did the whole room just brown? Right. Oh, that'd be cool. And you can't, like, it's so brown that you can't tell where you're sitting. Nick, stop talking. Like, what? Yeah. That sounds horrible.

Like, you can't tell the difference between chair and wall. It's all the same. So you want it to look where you're sitting. Nick, stop talking. Like what? That sounds horrible. Like you can't tell the difference between chair and wall. It's all the same. So you want it to look like a shit room? Yeah. No. What is your ideal decor

ambiance? But not no fucking brown shitty room. What's your favorite interior design? I know you got plastic lawn chairs in the living room. Bitch, no the fuck I don't.

Yeah, I know you do. You think because I live in the hood I got plastic fucking chairs? This motherfucker always trying to come for me. This is horrible. What?

I like the name. You see, I was sticking up for you, bitch. You were sticking up for me. And then KB's talking about the floor. The floor is hideous. I don't think they gave us a lot of thought. Yeah, I think,

but I looked at the other studios and they all kind of look exactly like that. I would deal with that i think a better seating is what's key that doesn't look comfy that's like a dorm room powwow which would be sick if it just looks like a dorm room out of that it's been like seven years seven to eight since i chilled has it? It's been like eight years. You're right.

It's been almost a decade since I partied in the dorms. It's crazy. How long has it been since you slept in a dorm? Yeah, like almost a decade. Okay. Not bad. Yeah, so I don't know

if anybody at home wants to give suggestions. We're going to get in trouble for this. I don't mind it. Now you want to back this. I don't mind it. Now you want to backtrack. I don't think it matters. You don't?

Because I think if it's like super sick and you're watching a podcast, you kind of expect it to be better and more professional. Yeah. I just, I'm happy to have our own space. We're not getting like bumped for other shows and stuff. Yeah. Exciting times. Have you been reflecting, you you guys about your time in new york city i've been walking without headphones and looking up oh i've been using the noise canceling headphones with no nothing playing and it kind of like dilutes the sound like annoying stressful sounds and i've been taking

pictures of old places i used to go to in like 2020 and 19. No, I haven't been doing that. You haven't been doing that? No, I haven't been doing that. Kyle, before this is a sponsor? Yeah. What is this? It's Barstool House? Yeah, it's merch.

Oh. Today's episode is also brought to you by Barstool house and they've been fucking with us for years i remember um when they first floated the idea of them getting on board with the pod i was like there's just no way right right maybe they may be part of my only sponsor to give us health care yeah i just this is amazing that we managed to get Barstool House. The thing we know we know exactly what it is is my favorite thing about it. It's ready to go. There's no no set up.

It's none of that confusion. You're not pulling your hair out trying to figure out how to enjoy Barstool House. Yeah, right. Right. No, I love I can't get enough of of that. Truly, I can right. No, I love, I can't get enough of that. Truly, I can't. And a big thank you to them. Thank you Barstool House.

One more needs to be said. Yep. What the fuck? You know, they could have less ads on their pod, you know, maybe be more listenable, or we could throw in that is that is uh the whole thing self-destructive yeah yeah look at that all right yeah thank you to barstool house

it's just like the show house he's doing pain pills and just like wait what would it make it barstool though that would be a good show wait was that the the premise of the show house a doctor was doing pain killers yeah oh okay yes i watched that before okay because you're looking at me like he's about to say some stupid shit he's about to say some stupid house yes i watched it before you asked me stupid shit i've seen it no i wouldn't have guessed, but yeah. I didn't know that was the premise. You know, I used to watch white people's shows. Used to? What?

Used to think you were white? That's probably the whitest show of all time. That was the whitest family of all time. I'm the palest one in my family. What was your, like, what really, like, what do you remember about it that was like this is too white because it's the family i always wanted

fucking stop having the fuck i want the fucking house the dad was so strict though he thought weed was like heroin bro i don't give a fuck it's like this is my dream family and then i realized he was a fucking pervert later down the road but he was a pervert in the show no no no like now oh now yeah that always happened but like that was like okay my family it's like yeah i'm at home with the ghetto family but it's like this is where i need to be say somebody switched me at birth yeah that's that has to be it i don't know how to respond to this no i don't either uh kyle before we walked in here you came up to me really excited and you were like i found the mayor okay it's not like for

humor's sake but this is the this is the best mayor in the world it is the most mayor in the world the most mayor i found the best mayor the most may i don't know how to describe it the most active person in the world? What is the episode? 339. This is 339, which is an overlay. I know it's not the primary, but we're not going to wait until the 700s. This is the inner suburbs of Boston.

Okay. South Shore, I think. We're talking Lynn. I forget the title. Brain Tree. I forget the brain tree. Scituate. Maybe. You know, you've heard them all before. Yeah, yeah.

For sure. Let me go. Waltham, Medford, Malden, Weymouth, Revere, Arlington, Woburn. This is, I found the mayor of Malden. And a lot of you, our listeners are probably know this area. I know this man. Yes. Oh, and I'm surprised no one has ever like maybe they have reached out to me about him. This is the mayor of Malden, Massachusetts. His name is Gary Christensen. Instagram handle mayor of Malden, M-A-L-d-e-n no underscores um this guy has 3,497 posts

on instagram what that is gary christianson c-h-r-i-s-t-E-N-S-O-N. Okay. 3,000. That's the equivalent of almost a post a day since Instagram came out. Oh, my God. He has more posts on Instagram than Emily Ratajkowski, Kate Upton, Kendall Jenner, Ice Spice, Rihanna, Yorgelis Carrillo, and Captain Crunch combined. How many does Captain Crunch have? 395. So like a respectable amount for one cereal.

This guy, this guy, this guy does everything imaginable. Is he the best mayor in the world? The best mayor. I was looking at his January stats, Ukrainian cultural centers, urban media arts, film premieres, rock climbing,

ribbon cuttings. He has over a hundred plus ribbon cuttings alone. Bingo night at senior centers, every type of race, ethnicity, cultural community event. He's there. High school basketball games,

high school birthday parties, not in a creepy way. I love this guy, by the way. I think he's great. His face, his head, his hair, style and length never changes. It can all be photoshopped on the other. There is no deviance or deviation

for 71 posts. And that's in March where he was wearing sunglasses and a hat. This guy does everything. Let's look at his highlights. January 20th, he did four posts. So January 20th, he presented an employee of the month certificate at a local library. Then he went to the Chamber of Commerce to swear in new officers.

Then he went to Misty Mountain Dispensary to ribbon cut for the grand opening. Then he went. This is what he posted. One day. One day. Then he went to the Youth Civics Council meeting in Malden. That's what else? What else?

What else? January 14th, podium speaker at a Chinese cultural center. January 14th, he did the official unveiling of a stamp. He ripped the tarp off an enlarged stamp. Words can't do this man justice, so I made a highlight video. You made a highlight video? Oh, shit. Oh, let's go.

How many terms has this man had? I don't even know. A few years, but he posts so much I can only scroll. We need volume, right? Yeah. Yeah. Give me one sec. Shout out to him.

This is why I do this. Yeah. Sometimes it gets dry. Sometimes it gets a little bit tedious. But this one is the mayor. I'm Gary Christensen, and I am the mayor of the city of Auburn. I'm Gary Christensen, proud mayor

of the city of Auburn. Very good. Gary Christensen. Oh, my Lord. Oh, my Lord. Three, two, one. Oh, he did the Sina. Or as they say in Arabic, aha. Arab Americans have been making valuable contributions to virtually every aspect of American society. But few so vividly remembered as September 11, 2001. And now we are going to remember

that Malden beat Nathan on Texas! He went down almost 25% in Oligos. He's the best mayor. Yeah, he's the best. That was witness to the unjust murder of george floyd are these all different ribbon cuttings he's done so many 100 plus and this is just on his instagram so that's gary christensen respect to him he's the best mayor that i've come across i think he's the best mayor in the country world and that's just his instagram if you search him on twitter you'll

find dozens of other events that he's just showed up to. But hear me out. Is he doing his job by doing all this? I have no idea. Probably not. I don't know what his politics are. He's doing like 10 things a day. He has to be a local legend, but I haven't heard about him.

There's going to be people that know him personally. I would love to get him on the show. He would do it. Yeah. He's funny. You got to get some ribbon. You got to get to get him on the show. Yeah. He would do it. Yeah. He's funny. You gotta get some ribbon. You gotta get some ribbon. And big scissors.

Yeah. He probably has his own. You have to have your own at that point. He has to. With his name on it, like a glovesmith. I like that you did that. He's talented.

I'm sure it means a lot to him if he sees it. Yeah, it means a lot. Does he pass the heat check? Yeah, this is not about fuck a thread, fuck a fit. the heat check yeah this is not about fuck a thread fuck a fit this is about this is principle and he embodies what it is to be the leader

of a community but like if when he's done being mayor what will he do he um well I would imagine a guy like that is pretty like narcissistic um like needs to be in the limelight almost, and it's more motivation via that than helping other people. But I don't know. I don't know.

Damn. Who's your favorite teacher, leader, mentor? I ain't got one. You guys? No. That teacher that I've ever had? I've never had like the teacher. Mr. Wise Kircher, dude.

Mr. Wise Kircher? That was like a cat relationship. What do you mean? Because he respected me for my, he loved geography. Yeah. He loved West Virginia history. Yeah, and you won the Golden Horse Show. But he hated how unmotivated I was.

He won the Golden Horse Show. Your son won the Goldenotivated I was. He won the golden horseshoe. Your son won the golden horseshoe? No, bro. Oh. We don't get that shit. I'm in the Bronx. I ain't got a fucking golden horseshoe. They give you a fucking pin or a fucking gold sticker.

It's specific to West Virginia. We ain't fucking in West Virginia, nigga. We in the Bronx. So they don't give us that shit. Ben's saying that. Yeah. You haven't repaid him. I've been kicked out of too many fucking schools.

I can't remember if I had a favorite t-shirt on. Oh, yeah. You've been to how many high schools? Like five. Ebony. Too many. Yeah, too many. So I don't fucking, I don't have one.

How many years were you in high school? Bro, I was knocked up. That was your first high school memory? When I was knocked up. Yeah. Really? Like eighth grade? Yeah, I was knocked up.

In eighth grade? I was knocked up. Yeah. Really? Like eighth grade? Yeah, I was knocked up. In eighth grade? I was knocked up. Oh, your kid is... Your oldest is how old? How old? 13? I just told you that. You weren't knocked up in eighth grade.

That's a bold-faced lie. Obviously, dickface. Okay, well, saying you were knocked up in eighth grade, when were you pregnant? You were pregnant at 9th I can't even be sarcastic with y'all dick faces you think I remember nigga

I don't know I was fucking one day you kind of posed it as if you were pregnant at 8th grade no okay I got pregnant at 17 I had my daughter at 18

the big difference damn I gotta be in specific with y'all niggas I can't even say it I gotta get real detailed with y'all niggas

like yeah I was in 8th grade I was doing this no I didn't want people to know I'm popping pussy real detailed with y'all niggas. Like, yeah, I was in this grade. I was doing this. No, I didn't want people to know I'm popping pussy. It probably sound better. Yeah, you was a young thot. I just found out I'm a prostitute.

But you weren't. 14 and 17 are so, so different. Bro, you don't know what I was doing at 14. How many years were you in high school? Smoking weed, drinking, and having sex. That's not crazy.

There's movies about that. Did you take a gap year from sophomore to junior year of high school? smoking weed, drinking and having sex that's not crazy, there's movies about that did you take a gap year from sophomore to junior year of high school? nah bro I don't know, I got kicked out of damn, I got kicked out of elementary school twice, out of one of the Bronx for what? how do you get kicked out of elementary school? because I had anger problems and I started

stabbing people with thumbtacks so I couldn't stand it I will say that every school i had every school i was in i was probably in it for like a year or two and then i would get fight or i would get kicked out or they'll send me back to like a zone school like hey we can't deal with her attitude or the way she is she has to go to brooklyn now were your siblings like this yeah well i feel like you're not you're're pretty emotionally mature now. When we like when you're performing, I get it.

But you've never even been set off at work until yesterday. So what what changed? What did you do? Counseling? No, I feel like I could when I had my daughter, I calmed down. Yeah. But before that, I was always getting into trouble. Like I will fight random people.

Do you ever like you ever rob anybody? No. That's good. Never stolen anything? No. no all right so you weren't that bad like but my anger is i had anger issues so like i will be mad at people and i'll just fight you for no you're just a little test a little bully yeah and then i end up beating up the bullies so it's just like i was so you're like robin hood i guess that's what you want to call it but that's like the norm i feel like in new york city they should just call me angry bird because i was just fucking angry all the time bro i would like literally fight they called you angry bird before i'm sorry they called you angry bird before angry

birds wasn't no i'm talking about not like the kids but like growing up like you fucking angry like you angry bird like you oh you was angry like why are you always fighting random people they did you don't have to necessarily do signs of to me for me to want to fight you yeah so it's like just fucking angry where'd you get bird from was that a saying is an angry bird yeah because okay so it's an app so for girls you slingshot okay saying y'all niggas like i said from the bronx girls right when you act like a chicken head or you too like girly they'll call you a bird like well there's a big difference between a chicken head and a girly what is it what's the difference between like you a bird or you a corn ball what's worse what's better what's different um i want to say why are you talking like this is

sneaker shopping with complex i'm gonna see what you're feeling kyle's just trying to know he's trying to be in the loop corn ball i feel like is is more harsh like you a cornball but they would say you cornball ass nigga that's still saying that's what they'd say yeah have you ever been called a cornball all the time you're not a cornball i know that's just like something just to say like you're if you call me a cornball i'm swinging you're a cornball ass nigga what's like a move on anybody else i want a cornball um like like stealing like you a cornball like why no no no yeah

yeah because like my sister one of the Terry's right she used to steal and she used to steal from my parents I'm like yo

you a fucking cornball like you a like why would you do that that's some cornball that's some corny shit to do to steal I think a cornball is a man who like

sacrifices his values in order to try to get pussy nah that could be that's a corny francis cornball cornball see if you if you google it his name and his face gonna pop up with that cornball that's pretty good francis yeah don't you don't do that i don't like him oh man if we were in school and me and france was in school i will pick on him what school would that ever be i don't know but if we were ever if we were ever if the world

consolidated and we were like the world university bro but you know how bad i wish that would have happened though because that would have been awesome because he's a fucking he's a fucking vagina like he's so sensitive. I hate sensitive ass niggas. He a Kool-Aid dude? Yeah. He's sensitive, bro. You see, you have thicker skin than him.

What's that mean? You see, I was talking about the size of your dick, and you wasn't mad? There's things I could be sensitive about. I'm over that. That's not something I'm insecure about. But I can be very sensitive. But that's what I'm saying. You could be sensitive. I could be very offended. But him, you I'm saying. You can be sensitive. I can be very offended.

But him, you see, like I was being a bitch to you. What I said to him wasn't, I didn't say anything remotely like offensive or mean. And he's like,

Ebony, oh my God, I felt like you was like bullying me. I'm like, girl. No, no, no, no. Not bullying, not bullying.

He said I attacked him. You might have. Bitch, all I said was this ain't fucking Bella. This is Mackenzie. That's all I fucking said. That's fair. Pussy ass bitch.

He's the homie though. You understand why we're not jumping in. Y'all don't have to, but this is y'all platform and I can say what the fuck I want to say fuck him i know yeah i'm actually pumped you did you call him a ginger snap yeah i fucking hate him that's why i call him ginger snap there's people you hate more here no okay no i feel like i feel like everybody here is like i'm cool with everybody it's just him I just can't

I don't know you and Frank cool I love Frank how would he do in the Bronx good he's loud ain't nobody want his big ass world of shirts who is in the Bronx often he's always out there though Frank's always out in the Bronx for what

what the fuck he be getting the glizzies my son be living his best life don't say that that's not new york slang glizzies we don't say that we don't say that here how you gonna tell me what the fuck to say bitch i say what the fuck i want to say glizzies i thought i heard why can't i say glizzies i just think it's kind of corny oh glizzies i think it is i don't like it why i think it's kind of corny you see saying that i think that it's like a forced slang that doesn't sound like appealing i think glizzies is funny like you'd be like hey bro you eating a glizzy like that's funny like you see it's my in the barbecue to having hot dogs like hot bro you eat a glizzy that's funny funny and frank the tank is known for eating glizzies so it's funny. You see somebody in a barbecue having hot dogs. Like, ha, bro, you're eating a glizzy. That's funny.

And Frank the Tanker is known for eating glizzies. So it's funny. I guess he is. Yeah. What else? I don't know. What else? What else you got going on, Kyle? Me? Nothing. I've been boring. What about you guys? You've been running. Yeah. Which is boring, but that's just boring. You've been running? I mean, I'll say every day. Really? How far?

It's like two three miles shit i hate running it sucks so bad i've been doing the bathhouse every day like almost every day that one is one is exercise and one is relaxation i know but i'm thinking i'm saying like that you been going down i've been like feeling great i'm trying to go down because i hurt my knee uh yeah the bathhouse is the place. It's the most culturally diverse place in the world, too. Every religion is there. Every religion is there, yeah. I don't know why, but I can picture you running

super easily. You look like a runner. Yeah, he is. He ran cross-country. I did run cross-country. You ran the Dick D. Dick D. High? I ran the Dick D. High. I went to all of the cross-country meets. I loved it. Why? Because there was no anxiety because I felt the kind of uh superior to the runner not that but they were very well they weren't like intimidating so I liked going to the courses cross-country is the theater of sports it

is yeah they're they're kind of corny but in a wholesome way yeah in a very wholesome way but as soon as you start fucking you quit cross-country yeah what do you do if you fuck up in cross country because like typically the punishment any other sport is like suicides get on the line do they make you they don't they don't let you run yeah they make you play dodgeball i actually don't know i don't know either have you ever run cross country i don't know i can't run from here to the corner shit is that a bad thing all right are there are there joggers in the bronx yeah okay so you're trying to tell me i should job no i'm gonna run up there and see you that's a fucking well you ran fucking country right yeah who's next up out of the bronx oh good question who's what next up out of the bronx i don't fucking know i don't care about all the

other shit i'll be talking about right why did you defend it who ran here who's ran here who's talented from your hometown that's what i asked my hometown yeah your home borough oh say that hometown ice spice fuck that bitch she from the bronx she from the bronx a boogie from the bronx cardi b from the bronx he's very good yeah you like a boogie oh white people music yeah nah yeah a lot of his yeah a lot of i don't know who that is. I like A Boogie. No, he's... Oh, that's a death sentence. That's a death sentence. What's your favorite A Boogie song?

It's just me and my guitar playing the song. Okay, I figured you would like that one because I don't like that one. What is your favorite A Boogie song? I forget what it's called, but it's so catchy. Typical A Boogie fan. Hold on, give me a second.

Damn. I would love to hear Kyle rap a verse from A Boogie. He will. No, I know. I like he kind of like sings though. Not yet, he does. Okay.

Oh, I liked Swervin' and Drownin'. Oh, Swervin'. Okay. Rudy, you listen to A Boogie? Yeah, I'm not a ton, but I like A Boogie. Is he still, did he go to prison?

No, not all black people go to prison. No, but A Boogie, didn't he go to prison? No, he had a gun. Did he run up on Lil B? Lil B? No way you're running up on Lil B. He snagged someone's chain.

Nah, don't do that shit. He ain't robbing nobody. Him and everybody respects Space Dodge. A Boogie and the motherfucker from Philly who died. PMB Rock ran up on someone, snatched their chair. They may have We gotta figure this out. Yeah, figure it out. I know A Boogie went to jail because he had a gun, but I don't know about

pulling out, like robbing somebody. So he did go to jail. Yeah, for a gun. Okay. He was driving with a gun in his car. And they pulled him over. Oh yeah, they jumped Little B. They jumped Little B. Oh no. PMB Rock and a boogie with a hoodie in his car and they pulled him over. Oh yeah, they jumped Little B. They jumped Little B. Oh no. P and B rocking a buggy with a hoodie at Rolling Loud.

Little B couldn't walk until he was 17. Yeah. And then he refused to change shoes until he got like a million plays. Is that real? Yeah, those things were just strings by the end of it. Little B rocks. He does. He does. Little B base it. Lil B rocks. He does. He does.

Lil B base guard? Loves feet. Why do you keep telling me he loves feet? Do you like feet? I hate feet. Do you really? Hate feet. Kyle, do you like feet?

No. No? There's no like sexy about feet. I'm not like disgusting about it. I'm not different about it. Some are disgusting. Some are... All right. I hate feet.

I won't rub a foot. Would you suck a toe? Hell no. Why do you don't know and see feet? I'm not going be like not out of not i don't know if i try i wouldn't mind like caught in the moment you would yeah i wouldn't okay i would find a mother fuck with you dry dick motherfucker suck some toe how does that affect the wetness of my dick it does no it does because it turns her on it makes her more moist and then it turns you on like you got to turn her on to turn you on it's like a rube goldberg like why do you think we suck dick to turn you guys on you're you're trying to turn ourselves on yeah there you go and it turned well

i said you suck dick selfishly yeah i pick fights just so i can suck your dick what it comes it's better you don't have you could just ask yeah but then it's like it's regular shit like hey i suck your dick okay it's like bitch why you why shit. Like, hey, I suck your dick, okay? It's like, bitch, why is this fucking cup on the counter, bitch? And now we arguing and shit. It's like, I just want to suck your dick. It's natural, but that's like... I like aggressive sex.

I don't like that. Oh, let's put a candle. You remind me so much of Jacqueline. Fuck you. She's the most hated one on the show. Nah, I don't think... She got the world with Marshall, who is a cornball. So I don't blame her for not wanting him.

You've been wanting to talk about this for... For a while. Yeah. Sorry. I'll watch it. Don't compare me to no bitch. Don't compare me to no bitch. There's only one Eb in the world.

It's me. Ebony was on season one of Love is Blind. It was a character. Cast member. Real person. So I guess there goes that theory. Fuck you. Yo.

Didn't you ever, what was your show called at Barstool? Early on. Before our time. Deep Thoughts. I hated that shit. What were you doing? So Dave, when I first got hired at Barstool, we was like blowing up balloons. I don't remember what it was for. We was like blowing up balloons. I don't remember what it was for.

We was like blowing up balloons. It was like the 100th day or some shit that we was doing. And I was blowing up balloons and I didn't know Dave was behind me. I'm like, bro,

I'm not even gonna be able to suck my nigga dick because my throat hurt. And Dave was like, that's funny as fuck. Going, and we had like a closet. He's like,

going in, just speaking to the camera. And I'm sitting in there and I'm in the closet and I'm like. I mean, that was funny, getting the fucking closet. No, yeah, he was like, he was like, pretty much, yeah, he was like, in just speaking to the camera and i'm sitting and i'm sitting in there and i'm in the closet i'm like i mean that was funny getting the fucking clothes no yeah he was like he was like he's like pretty much just go in there and record yourself so i was just sad and i'm like

and you just said your thoughts but it was like forced because i didn't know what the fuck to say it's like there's nobody in there to talk to it's just a red light and that's as soon as the camera turns on the mics turn on it's very different and then a bitch starts stuttering it's not a stupid as fuck. Would you ever want to bring it back? Don't have a regular show? Nah. So you remember the days when Barstool was still coming up as like an internet company that people didn't know about.

What was the difference back then? Was there more of a drive in the persona? The energy? The energy was completely different. People actually came to work, for starters. Like people here don't really come to work. I feel like the energy was completely different. People actually came to work for starters. Like people here don't really come to work.

I feel like people took it more serious in the old office. And even if they do come to work, what are they doing? I ain't no snitch. I don't know. I don't know.

People come to work when they want to. They do what they want. I'm not here to clock nobody time, but I feel like the old office, you know,

Dave was there, Erica was there, and it was shitty as fuck, but I loved it. It's like a frat house. Big Cat's still fucking dirty, but I love it. Cause like,

no, we had like a cleaning crew come pick up his shit and he was like, Ebony, why did you do that? I want this corner the way it is. I'm like,

wow, like you just cursed me the fuck out for, not really cursed me out, but like, I want this clean. I want you around a little bit. Never.

Why somebody who's got to smack me around you want to smack me around no i don't do that because i smacked you so you want to smack me you know i'm into that i don't do that i'm into the choking pear pulling spitting them out look he's getting i've never he's getting rattled because his girlfriend listens to the pod he's like i can't answer shit he's like i can't answer shit she listens what's her name kyle is a good guy kyle's a good guy well you can't just do that look it's just my also you say you like getting slapped around i've never seen you with a single mark bitch what are you talking about you perfect that's here my knees is busted i had hand marks on my neck my arms i like to get bound up i like to get tied up no way yeah with what whatever you have roll tape handcuffs you're fucking crazy y'all's fucking boring yeah you're more like you do you ask a girl after you have pussy like was

that good no i was You look like the type. Like, hey, did I eat it good? No, no. I go up to her ear and I just say, thank you. No, you look like the type to just, like, eat pussy. I'm like, am I, like, your face is all wet. I'm like, did I do a good job? You're way off base already.

No, he's like four stars. Yeah, like, how do you rate me? What's the Yelp review? Rudy looks like he gets straight to the point. He don't play no games. It does go straight to a point. It's just Nick. Nick is more like...

You got that soft baby face. I have that fucking soft baby face, but when I fuck... Would you let a girl ride your face? No. Glasses. It's an issue. But I want to be able to see what's going on. He needs to get the rec specs for that. Who the fuck told you to be blind?

Who the fuck told you to be blind? As soon as I get lacing. Sure. Would you let a girl ride your face, Rudy? Yeah. See? KB? Yes.

Your girlfriend. Sorry. Because you know I got her a phrase now. She's become a pussy now. That's how you eat pussy. See? The fucking savage is even trying to tell now. Since you've become a pussy now. This is how you eat pussy. You see? The fucking savage is even trying to tell you. No, there's other ways.

But, yeah. But we like it. I want to suffocate. Well, not you. I want to suffocate you. I want you to, like, not breathe while you die, like, deep in my pussy. And then I want you to stick your tongue out while I ride your tongue. You got your mouth pissed in and didn't even do anything about it and stand up for yourself. What? You got your mouth pissed in and didn't even do anything about it and stand

up for yourself. What? You got your mouth pissed in. Because I didn't know if I liked it or not. We already talked about that. I let it sit there and I'm like, if I drink it, it's kind of like hot. You apologized. Did I swallow it too weird? Did I gulp too loud? Did I gulp

your piss too loud? I apologized when I threw up because I felt like I wasted his piss. Yeah, you wasted. Where did you throw up? The toilet? Oh, his bed. Oh. Duh. Like, I apologized because I felt like I wasted his piss. So it's like, I'm sorry, babe. He has you right where he wants you.

Yeah. Trying to get me pregnant. Is he? Yeah. Do you want to be pregnant? No, that's why I have my ovulation chart and I swallow seven days a week. so this guy got some breezy head pissed on your throat watched you throw up and you still apologized yeah oh okay well don't talk about how we're like pussy ass white boys i ain't a pussy ass bitch though i swallowed that but i'm just saying i ain't a you are pussy ass white boys the fuck did are you talking about? You are. He don't even fucking let people let girls ride his face.

All that hair on your face. He wouldn't say if he did. This is a weird thing to say. But you answered it. I didn't even answer it. You did. You said y'all. That's not the only way to eat pussy. That was an answer.

Come on Kyle. Yeah you answered. You said that's not the only way to eat pussy. That was an answer. Come on, Kyle. Come on, Kyle. Yeah, you answered. You said, yeah, that's the only way to eat pussy. No, no, no. Don't backtrack now. Don't backtrack now. It's not an automatic no if you just don't talk.

If he refuses to answer, it doesn't mean it's no or he's against it. I just want him to fucking say it. That's it. He won't do that. Why you answer it for him? Don't he got his own mouth? Man, y'all in a couple so fucking nice you don't have your own mouth

who don't got their own mouth it's filled with other man's DNA other man there's only one I told you I cheat from time to time but I only suck one of his dick could you taste if he was in ketosis ketosis no you act like I'm the only one that like I feel like i'm the only one that fucks in here you are we're we're podcasters yes you're the only one that you don't fuck don't fuck

i believe that about you thanks ab rudy fucks you fuck i know you fuck kb getting pussy kb's getting pussy he's in a relationship so it's like duh these guys are they bounce around you see you don't have to stay committed to the same pussy as long as you getting pussy he has

he has queens in other states ooh okay so that did good yeah my Philly queens left me out to dry this weekend

wow I left them unattended for too long wow they got entertained by somebody else he left them in Kensington. It's like a garden.

Yeah, it was a rough go. Are you serious? I'm sorry about your Philly Queens. Oh, yeah. I was drunk. I hit up every girl I've ever met in my life in Philly, and nobody answered. Not one. No, not one.

Yeah. That's fine. You still in contact with your Texas queen? Yeah. Tico? No, not Tico. I'm like Texas queen. That would be an awesome.

Let me not start a fight. I'm sorry. I'm just saying I'm like Tico. If I catch you two like holding hands. Can y'all imagine that though? She always says she like redheads. I've done it before. Okay.

I was going to say some off the wall shit, but I'm going to shut the fuck up. Wait, Ebony, now what? You're about to say some Van shit? I didn't want to keep talking about her. She didn't hear no more. One of my first weeks here, one of our only conversations we had was

who in this office has fucked black pussy? Oh, that's right. And that's why I said I liked you. Yeah. Because me, I've always wanted to fuck a midget. I still can't fuck Zaw, so it's like... Zaw, he's fine. He like white girls. He sounds too crazy for that. He's fucking his roommate.

Everybody keeps saying that. He was saying it. Well, I thought it was Kat. I don't care about his fucking roommate. I've been trying to fuck that midget bitch for years. Jesus Christ. This is how we talk. This is how we and him talk to each other. I don't care about his fucking roommate. I've been trying to fuck that midget bitch for years. Jesus Christ. All right. But this is how we talk.

This is how we and him talk to each other. It's like, I just, who don't want to like check that? Even Nick Cannon did it. Like he got fucking kids all over the place. Nick Cannon fucked a midget. So it's like, why can't I? I'm not trying to check boxes. That's like college track. But I do because I had my daughter young.

So it's like, I ain't really good to explore and be outside. It's like, I want to fuck a midget. I fuck the girl. I don't have a daughter and I don't want to do that. I do because I had my daughter young. So it's like I ain't really good to explore and be outside. It's like I want to fucking midget. I fuck the girl. I don't have a daughter and I don't want to do that. I do. Brandon Ingram what? Does he? Wait, no way.

Brandon Ingram dated a. You see? Ain't nothing wrong with little people. No shit. Brandon Ingram. You see? That looks. Is she a little person? He's 6'10". You see? nothing wrong with little people no shit brandon ingram you see why but now that that looks is she a little person he's 6 10 you see because she doesn't look that short if he's 6 10

how tall are you kb it's 5 7 okay i'm not that short see i've always wanted to fuck a midget it's pretty short would you fuck a midget little people need love too it's about the personality yeah I just want to something about him she's not riding my face I'll tell you that it'll look like a sleep apnea machine yeah I want to check that off my bucket list I want to fuck a midget

girl guy doesn't matter put the feelers out there hopefully they hear from here holla at Ebony if you a midget no I just want to fuck a midget no I'm not telling you what to

I know but I'm trying to get Shay to the point I'm trying to get Shay to the point we can talk about the oldie thing we're talking talk about the gangbang we're talking about your social accounts no i know that but i don't want them to know that i'm so serious about fucking the midget like we could get to the oh no i could yeah but it's like i really want to fucking midget like okay no za this is a title stop being scared i mean you could just talk you don't have to do this you can no no because he watches he watches he watches anus oh shit yeah could just talk you don't have to do this no no no because he watches he watches anus oh shit you didn't know

don't know who watches anything around here no yeah he watches it yeah shout out to him that's how he'll see that yeah that's what I'm saying Zah let me sit on your face Zah stop being scared and then follow my only fans Securities because I secure nuts Securities

and what's the next thing dropping on there? Hopefully another dick sucking video. Awesome. Awesome. You should try. I'm not even being like Tommy. Ironic. I think you should like try.

You're funny. I think you should post like some comedy, like some video. I don't want to post. It's like a day in the life. Like you a short clip of you out in the out in the world. Out in the Bronx. You want to say that? Yeah.

Yeah. You want to come with me to the Bronx to help me? No. Why? I'll go and film you. Mood will film you. You're just horny. See, KB, it don't have to be a sexual thing. I know, I don't want to work. Oh. I get it,

but I think you should post. I get it, though, because you're busy. I get it, but I like sucking dicks so it's like who don't want to record them? Who don't want to record themselves and make $200-$300 off of like a three minute video? Yeah. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad gig.

Alright. Real quick. Clemmer update. Oh yeah. Clemmer couldn't go that weekend. We did break and we were like hey man it's you don't have to do this and he's he's like no i'll do it and so we're sending him on assignment yeah he will be going to minnesota's campus to do man on the street about winning the hockey championship but i think he's doing it this summer but he'll still be a puck as long as he does it, he's a puck. He's going to be a puck, and he's

going there far after the championship to try to do Celebration Man on the summer. They didn't win, did they? I thought Quinnipiac won. Oh yeah, he's still going. All the better. All the better, and that'll be on the

ANA socials. Also, I think we are all going to the Columbus board game you mentioned Origins we've talked about it in the past I'm very excited so we will be doing that and we'll be doing a video there

so where is it again? Columbus Columbus that'll be sick good ass city we also have another video in the works

that we should keep quiet though okay I don't know what to do yeah there was no point in saying that. Yeah. Oh, cool, cool, cool. Very cool.

Just trying to hype it up. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah. Thank you guys for listening.