A New Untold Story - Sunbathing in Pakistan - A New Untold Story: Ep. 372

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

if you listen to anus on the beach in pakistan the boys will flock. Ads: Gametime - Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code UNTOLD for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Factor - Head to https://FACTORMEALS.com/kb50 and use code kb50 to get 50% off. Twisted Tea - Grab a refreshing Twisted Tea today at https://www.twistedtea.com/locations Be The Hoss - Go to https://bethehoss.com check out their athletic line and leisure wear - Use code “BARSTOOL” for 20% off the whole store and Be The Hoss Today Rent.App - Head to https://Rent.app/barstool for $50 off your first rent payment and download Rent app in the App store todayYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon music. All right, start. What? I just took a sip. We good to start? That's your reply to what I'm going to say. No, you're just going to say, no, that's a new untold story.

Hey, is that story old or told? No, no, that's a new untold story. Hey, is that story old or told? What? No, baby! It's a new untold story. A new untold story. It's a fresh, big untold story. A new untold story. A new untold story episode 411. Amber is the color of my energy.

Is that 311? Whoa. What's 411? I don't know. Probably nothing. Probably nothing. Most of these numbers are nothing. No. Drives me insane.

Most numbers are nothing, statistically. It's episode 272. No, it's not. That's way too low. Am I wrong? I spent lots of time. 272? I spent lots of time.

Absolutely not. I spent lots of time researching this. I think you just wanted to then. You're off by a hundo. What is it? 372? Oh, yeah, that's what I meant. Okay.

What's 411? 411's nothing. 372 is nothing. Do people say, like, what's the 411? Oh, yeah, that's the deets. Okay, that's the deets. 401 are the deets. 411, yeah, what's the 411?

But why is that the deets? Oh, is that like what you dialed for info on the phone? It must have been back in the deets. 401 are the deets. 411. Yeah, what's the 411? But why is that the deets? Oh, is that like what you dialed for info on the phone? That must have been back in the rotary days. Yeah, or even, not just rotary. Just in our days, maybe. I forget. I remember star 67, that's it. Star 69.

67. 69. Lock your numbers. And 69 was back a number that called you. Okay. Yeah, so 3722 you were just chatting up smarter child i was sexting smarter child jimmy lunes yeah wait jamie have we talked about this on the podcast we may have kyle on the producer bowl podcast we were talking about our first AIM screen name and yours was well it was big boy in 1993 and a little bit later

Jamie Lunez just straight up Jamie Lunez yes which is what it was a fake person that I pretended to be because I was I was too afraid to actually talk to people on my buddy list. So you made Jamie Lumet. Especially people that I only kind of knew or went to school with. Give me an example of somebody Jamie Lumet was talking to. Jamie Lumet was talking to the girls probably in your grade or a year older. So older girls in high school. Probably Carmen, yeah.

Wait, was Jamie Lumet a guy or a girl? Oh, I guess that, yeah, it's a girl. She just moved into town. She was a new student at St. Vincent's. And you made her Hispanic in West Virginia? I didn't know it was Hispanic. You didn't know Jamie Lumet? There was a Lunez Street by the YMCA.

That's just how I got it. Wait, can you pull up Google Maps? I'm calling out everything you're saying. Fuck. Yeah, there was. That's how I got the last name. Search like a... Lunez, L-U-N-E-Z, Wheeling, West Virginia.

That's how I got the last name. I didn't know anything about Latin surnames you saw Lunez street and search like a YMCA it was by our school

right our school's on Key Avenue yeah good call is that how you spell Lunez L-O-U-N-E- that? Is that how you spell Lunez? L-O-U-N-E-S? Yeah. Yeah. That's it.

Yeah. Lunez Avenue. Oh, with an S. Yeah, I guess it was. So you did that as your last name? Yeah. And I would just chat up. What would you say to the girls?

I would just say, hey, I'm going to be in your class. It was over the summer. I'm going to be in your class next season was this like getting you off in a way i think it was like if this predated catfishing no it did that was catfishing it predated like the like the popular okay term yeah yeah yeah did you know what you were doing was kind of weird nothing nefarious no i didn't so i think i have the gene like the it's not it's just a natural drive to do that to just fake things instead of having like a sincere conversation as your own self did you have a backstory to jamie i was perfect for the internet generation yeah yeah but like would you like ask like who are the cute boys or like no no i was 12 so i just wanted to

get like responses from people that i would never get in real life yeah who was your biggest conversation like who was the food you chat up the most it was i don't know yeah you do yeah i do is it my grade a little bit bit older. One year older? Maybe a couple. I was obsessed with 13-year-old girls for the longest time. Whoa, buddy. Yeah, from like 8 to 13. You were obsessed with them? Yeah.

I think it was like the Lizzie McGuire. That's a good span to be obsessed with 13-year-olds. It was the Hilary Duff era. Yeah. So I loved 13-year-old girls. They seemed so old. And like you loved the. Was that your favorite trait in them?

That they were just 13? It seems like at the time as a 10 year old, 11 year old, like 13 seemed insane. I think there was a movie called 13 about 13 year olds who fucked and did drugs. They had the tongue piercing on the cover. So like threatened and intimidated and enamored by 13 year olds. Yeah so just search 13 movie not 13 year old movie. That's yeah.

Yeah the girls had tongue piercings. Yeah it was like. I remember watching that with my first girlfriend Holly. Really? Yeah. It was demoralizing. I know it was sad. As an 11 year old. Those girls were yeah I know. I have two years to get ready for this. because they were with like 20 year olds that's right it was like yeah it's like that yeah but you were obsessed with 13 year olds i remember yeah the number the

the stigma the stigma of being 13 sluts yeah it was like oh 13 year olds are sluts you have to prepare for sluts in seventh grade oh my god no i'm just gonna do it from home and so lunez was talking to these 13 year old girls trying to glean like information on what it feels like to how 13 year olds interact because in school like we would never go to like two grades above us and like an interact with that class. Yeah,

we would. You would. I was friends with Lucas Seidler. That was like, because you're young, his younger brother. Yeah. So I had an in when he was 13 and I was in like sixth grade,

he had a dance party and I went to it and I danced. That is like house. No, they rented a dance hall. Oh, that sounds awful. What? I think I remember that. Like, how would you, that dance hall oh that sounds awful what i think i remember that like how would you that was a that was a thing yeah because he invited the great above them no i think you invited your sister maybe that's how i know about yeah i think i was in the car

ride to that dance party was at the bethlehem volunteer fire department yeah i remember that i remember that i was in. You were in the party? Uh-huh. Holy shit. Yeah, dude. It was the coolest I've ever felt. Were you drinking? No, no, no, no, no.

It was like, I was the youngest one there. And so all the older girls felt sympathy and drug me out there to dance. Drugged you out, yeah. Yeah. I'm sure you hated that. I was wearing a Bulbasaur jersey. It had Bulbasaur on the front and then on the back it said Bulbasaur 1. No. Bulbasaur.

And I was wearing a... It didn't have his last name? I guess it didn't. Yeah, he's Asian. So they have their first name on the back. Like Yao. Yeah. No, and I was wearing a...

I'm not kidding. I vividly remember being in the car ride, dropping my sister off at the fire department for the dance party that was not sanctioned by a school nope it was his birthday you were there inside those walls and I was wearing a uh a maroon golfer's hat backwards I wanted to look like Tito from Rocket Power and so it was like it was the sickest fit I had it was like the cargos the Bulbasaur. I don't even know if AI could recreate that. Just search Tito from, or not Tito, search Twister from. Bulbasaur jersey with a Tito hat. No, no, it wasn't Tito.

It was Twister from, uh, Twister from Rocket Power, not Tito. Tito was the fat guy. I didn't want to be him. Yeah. to be him yeah search uh boy in bulbasaur jersey rocket power hat yeah uh surrounded by 13 year old maybe start there and then see what kind of extra credit we can get yeah maybe they'll just fill that in naturally yeah so this is probably exactly what i looked like we can't do it search twister from rocket power i would just start simple with bulbasaur jersey i was dressed exactly like that exactly like that that was my fashion icon i still

kind of is oh my god i'm yeah it's like yep i'm still doing the flip of the hair yeah old habits i'd see you wearing that yeah that was orange i wasn't orange no macaroni and hue apricot yeah i was i was inside i was posed like i was stanced up like that in the corner dancing with the girls you were dming fuck that was like i bet you invited jamie that was like i bet you invited jamie no jamie had no success i didn't know enough to even like get them to speak to me would you guys do these dances what was the dancing like did you guys do the grind lines no no no grind lines grinding it was a macarena era um lou bega was big yeah um i was we were i don't know what happened in where i'm from but

we were big grind line same dude yeah did you grow up in what's it grind line yeah you just line up in a literal line and everyone's just grinding with each other how old not like 13 yeah seventh eighth grade yeah like you did grind circles you did a circle circle yeah so wait uh what so how does what it's a guy girl guy girl how does it start what's the girl doing to the guy in front of her well a lot of the time oh it's that type of line what did you think i thought it was horizontal and then the ass you're grinding on is just in front of you oh yeah what's a grind line it's it's just it goes well typically the guys would not be that's a those kids are young that's what i experienced that's what i experienced a lot of that yes that's exactly i think i remember

like forming a train of sorts but nothing nothing um you were doing cha-cha-cha kicking your leg out yeah i would park my ass right in the middle no i never did that the funniest part though is that what ends up happening is that if you're a little guy that like went through puberty late i had i had 13 year old butt cheeks like on my stern right oh no that was the era where girls were twice the guy's size. Do you, Kyle? Yes. The forefront of my mind every day. I would prep myself in the car ride there to be

short. It was only 7th and 8th grade. You'd prep for being short? That was the point where I was so short. I was categorized as so short. I remember my pediatrician told me like you could you could peak at five two like you could be a five two adult did that freak you out time my boy was five two who's your boy i think my friends were all all over that over the

yeah yeah so that was a a prep sesh yeah that was me dude that that's pretty much it what the fuck is oh i don't like that yeah gummy slap him around no you wouldn't i know i was inside the party you were outside that was the same year around that sixth grade is when i i foreshadowing but i misspelled newton in the spelling bee. Now look at me. What? How'd you spell Newton? Spell it with an I instead of an uh.

But what do you mean? And now look at you now. You could spell Newton. Now Cam Newton is giving me giving me fashion compliments that you're beating Cam Newton in sports. Yeah. Handily. I smacked his ass around yeah i've brand you want me to call brandon right now marshall he begged for your number former jet look at us man look at us i feel like i mean i was a young kid in a 13 year old dance. You could have expected that. But you? Crazy.

Newton. N-E-W-T-I-N. Yeah. That's how I spelled it. No idea why. Yeah. I was very aware of the fig newt. What ramifications?

And it's ramifications commercially. Like I've eaten those in the dozens the dozens that yeah i don't know um ad time kyle let's pay the bills let's keep the light on what do we got just a sec what are you doing you texting yeah i'll start it then game time baby i was gonna say it's december it's the best time of the year to do events nah but you can do it and i'm doing it uh you and me holy shit yeah we're using game time to go to a basketball game in cleveland i think it's called like the legends of the hardwood classic legends of yeah we're gonna see west virginia ohio state i got a kevin pitt snoggle jersey stitched for the occasion stitched stitched all right we're going to see West Virginia, Ohio State. I got a Kevin Pitt snoggle jersey stitched for the occasion. Stitched?

Stitched. All right, we're going to roll up with game time tickets. We are. And you guys can do the same. You can do sports. We have 10 of them. We're rolling heavy. Yeah, we have a gaggle.

Yeah. You can do the same or you can go alone. Sure. To a Christmas event. Maybe like... The Nutcracker. Nutcracker on ice. Yeah.

The Nutcracker incracker on ice yeah uh the nutcracker in chicago is like urban yeah all the better yeah better grooves better dance sequences um did you tell the game time is doing the zone deals now what are zone deals um fuck i don't know I've talked about zone deals in the past yeah of course but like let's act like this is somebody's first episode of anus what is a zone deal it goes along with the flash deals oh okay thanks man it's the last minute

tickets flash deals and zone deals which I dubbed my favorite perk it's the fast and easy way to buy tickets for all the sports like we talked about. Music, comedy, and theater events near you. It's that time of year

to go to an event to buy tickets. It's cold out. Would you go see Oliver Twist? I would see Oliver Twist. What's your favorite part about Oliver Twist? Who will buy this wonderful feeling? Who will buy? Who will buy this wonderful feeling who will buy who will buy um you see that um it's so easy to use it's easy to find and buy tickets for every kind of event like we talked about in your area

out of your area um the guys that the fellas the people at game time are obsessed with finding ways to help you save money on tickets they have the deals on tickets right up to the start of the event i like it for the spontaneity because i never plan ahead i'm like i'm bored i'm gonna go fucking catch a game impulsive yeah and even an hour after it starts so you can go late good ass deals then deal which makes sense um you find exclusive flash deals and sponsor deals on tickets for football basketball baseball basically what you're saying is you got to take the guesswork out of buying tickets with game time you download the game time app you create an account use code untold for how many uh how? I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson.

For $20 off. Yep, that's right. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. Terms do apply. Again, create an account. Redeem code untold20 for $20 off.

Oh, no. I'm sorry. Just code untold. A little Easter egg in the app, in the GameTime app. You have to find it? Yeah. And it'll make you laugh if you know us. You will laugh immediately.

Find the Easter egg. now the navigation the user ability is perfect yep that's right download the game time app today last minute tickets lowest price is guaranteed uh how was uh florida oh florida naples is amazing yeah white sandy beaches white beaches no they're probably sandy. Beautiful mansions. Why'd you get rid of the word sandy? Because I think that sandy is implied when you say a beach is white. You don't think it's like...

Tile? White anything else. Yeah, white is not like what? You wouldn't assume tile. Yeah, you're right. I guess I wouldn't assume that the beach was tile that was your thanksgivings do you want me to start no i won't yeah yeah you have you noticed i've been feeling better

i stayed here i stayed in oh yeah I stayed in. Oh, yeah. I stayed in Chicago. Partner was here. And they, I won't ask any additional questions. They decided. Don't do that. They came up and I was like, I'm going to go. We're going to do Thanksgiving dinner in Chinatown with them. And her. And Scott, save us.

Woo! Yeah. It was a girl. Still is. Always has been. And not a net either, I guess. See, I can't do this. Went to Chinatown, had hot pot, and then walked to like the trinket stores and bought a bunch of trinkets that have spelling errors.

Your favorite. Yeah. So I got a bracelet that says Pokemon and dangling off of it is a Digimon. But my favorite one I got. Is she like sharing in the hilarity of the. Oh, certainly not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She was freezing and she wanted to go to a bar.

No, she shared in the hilarity. OK, she picked that one out and she was like and she wanted to go to a bar no she she shared in the hilarity okay she picked that one out and she was like this one says pokemon i was like you don't know what you just grabbed you don't know what you're holding right now that's a dig that's agumon labeled pokemon yeah well so search agumon i believe it was what it was yeah it had that on there i mean that looks like uh charizard no that's a digimon that's augumon that's charm and the evolution system of digimon is way different because like pokemon will just become bigger versions of what they are you know charmander charmillion charizard digimon will just like turn into a gun search like that search like digi evolutions digi evolving search like digi evolutions digi evolving and they'll just get like guns attack search like gun digimon and one of them just turns into like a hot chick from like a squirrel like there's no

rhyme or reason that's so much cooler than the pokemons no it doesn't make any sense because pokemons is so boring it's like beg on look at that look at the first one look at the look how many guns are on that guy that's just uh that's toes arsenal of guns that's that's so cool and he evolves from like a teddy bear that's objectively way cooler yeah it's gundramon and one of them just turns into like a hot chick yeah that's what he evolves from yeah that's wait no go to the first one no no like uh holy shit yeah but imagine that attached to something that says pokemon and i was like That's wait. No, go to the first one. No, no. Holy shit. Yeah. But imagine that attached to something that says Pokemon.

And I was like, that's fucking backwards. Yeah. But the, my favorite thing I got from Chinatown is this little mint colored Adidas shoe that has like the Adidas stripes on the side. And then it says, hell yeah,

on the toe box of the shoe. And then there's this big rubber bracelet attached to it with a big bell. And then it says, hell yeah, on the toe box of the shoe. And then there's this big rubber bracelet attached to it with a big bell. And then it says, oh man, it says, as tolerant as the sea. Which is like the least tolerant thing in the world. It's the most unforgiving. Yeah. And it struck my fancy, so I bought that. That's good, yeah.

But then the next day, I got couples crystal healing from a witch. Is this something like a chakra thing? Yeah. I got my chakras aligned. This is like a medium or. No. She from a from a witch. She was.

She's a witch. Yeah. I went up on the outskirts of Chicagoago had an appointment walked into like this cove and uh she was like hey nicholas come back here you and your partner so she sits you and your partner down yeah and she's like if you'd like to record you can and i i wasn't too keen on doing this And I was like listen I'll do this But I'm not gonna like chant And we immediately sit down And she singles me out to chant And she makes me start

I needed to unlock my red chakra Which is at the root of my cock And so I had to Make an ohm noise Low enough to vibrate the root of my dick The root being this is on Thanksgiving base that connects to the groin that being

yeah the Genesis the Genesis of the yeah yeah the red hold on and then she was just like I want to let you know singled me out this is a sexual thing do you sign up for a sex no no no no I just thought it was going to be getting my aura I want to know what color my aura was but i had to vibrate my cock first um but this woman made

she was like you're going to want to record this part so i can like go back to it and she had this weird line where she was like i want to let you know that like pain is temporary like you can always get past stuff promise me you won't take a bunch of pills and jump off a bridge. I was like, what the fuck? Um, she must've seen something. She must be a medium.

I maybe, but like, maybe I can. It's good. It's cool. Let's see if we can tune into something about, um, how you,

how your strengths can support one another. Oh, yeah. She was detrimental. I want to get to my ohms. What is that? Is that you? That's her. That's her?

She's making me repeat what she's doing so I can vibrate my cock. That's the witch, right? That's the witch. I've heard about the om thing, but i didn't know it had anything to do with a cock vibration little do you know experience this phenomenon she uh she i'm curious i think i think i did so if you um enough or the partner is sitting next to me what's she doing not arming she's just washing you she had no cock to vibrate. Nothing, yeah.

And she was like, you can join in too, and she just didn't. And so she's just watching me. Oh, but there is a mineral that I bought called Mukite. No way. Yeah, there's a Mukite. Mukite? There's Mukite. Hell yeah.

It's an emotional protector and aids in accepting change. So these people believe in the healing powers of gemstones and rocks. But also... It was a fun experience and it made me closer. Oh shit. Really? Western Australia. It's from Western Australia.

Oh my god. Oh my god, that's crazy. That's Perth country. Oh, I gotta mine some mookite out there. Yeah, but you guys should, uh, Kyle, you should take old Fang up to I can get you, I can put you in contact with my witch. When was the last time you vibrated your dick?

I have never. Oh, well. She was like, you gotta start with the red. Wait, what? Well, yeah. Yeah, when I was doing, uh yeah when i was doing uh when i was when i used to how do i put this when i was younger and i was mixing the when i was mixing the the baby jeeters with wait when you were younger that was like

three months ago well year year and a half two years okay when i was missing the baby jeeters with when you were younger that was like three months ago well a year, year and a half, two years when I was mixing the baby jeeters and the um with the edibles with the gas station edible, the delta 8 gummy worms I was getting a

very erotic vibration you had so much weed that your cock started vibrating? That I was getting... My cock felt amazing, but my foot was like... Asleep? Like tingling out of control. It felt

asleep. It was one of my... I blogged or I journaled about this. It was one of the best... It was one of the best sensations I've ever experienced. When I was doing the crazy i've ever experienced oh you gotta go to when i was doing the crazy you gotta go to edibles you gotta go to my woman do you actually have it journaled i probably like i'm like i've always like prepare for like it to be seen in mass so i i kind of disguise it paraphrase what's your background oh yeah the citrus in water it makes me happy

it's a fun little picture yeah it's like an orange and a lime it just evokes joy in me every time i look open it is that a default wallpaper did you google it i found it what does that mean i discovered it yeah you don't just look for things. It's a clementine, a lime, a lemon, and an orange. Just having the time of their life. Underwater. Under pure water. It makes me so much happier. And it's a blast to look at it.

Wait a minute. My wallpaper is a picture of my phone. Just in case. Of course. That's the most Nick thing ever. That is, yeah. How did I take that picture? It's like that Meek Mill video.

Have you seen the Meek Mill video? Which one? They don't know how he got into his car. What was the pull up the meek mill video he posted a story and they're like how the fuck did he he's damn good yeah um it was the most like search like recent how did meek mill how did search like how did meek mill film this he's one of the best people on video ever. Yeah. Maybe you gotta go to news. I'll find it on Twitter. He's very candid about his trials and tribulations. They just want to know how he filmed this video of him getting into his car.

You gotta find this. Search through your notes while we're doing this. Rudy, you'd like a crystal healing. You should definitely go up. Yeah, I'd be down. It was a cool experience and it made me closer. This holiday season, you might be looking for nutritious, convenient meals to keep you energized. Not might, I am.

What do you got for me? You might be. You should be. Factor, America's number one ready-to-eat meal delivery service. It's what all the boys are eating. Feidelberg only went on surviving barstool to eat Factor.

It looks... Every seat he's eating Factor. It has a variety of different options. And he's lazy as hell, so I know it's not hard to make. But even if you're not lazy, it beats the grocery... I mean, I think I've gotten a lot of people off the supermarket runs and you have i think people now are very aware

of how inconvenient and aggravating that is sure and financially stupid confusing layout long lines self-checkout oh fuck i gotta take this out of the bag i can never do self-checkout one fell most of my tantrums in life have come from the airport in the car and then the supermarket so right to your door right to your door easy to make fresh ingredients good meals healthy meals you can be

choosy with what you want you can be like calorie smart you can do this that there's all kinds of stuff this November get factor and enjoy eating well without the hassle simply choose the meals and enjoy fresh flavor packed meals delivered right to your door head to factor meals.com slash kb50 so it's kb and his height and use code kb50 to get 50 off that's code kb50 if i can get factor meals this can't this part can't be interrupted, man. I love you, but I'm sorry.

Anyways, use KB50 at FactorMeals.com slash KB50 to get 50% off. What were you going to say? I was 35 plus weekly flavor packed fresh never frozen meals. 35 plus. What's that? That's a month and a week if you count February as the month. Yeah. I'm going gonna go back up there maybe you should uh unpack from moving over the summer oh yeah you haven't unpacked from moving to chicago you haven't unpacked from your move which was in july end of july i listen i'm i'm not like a super high functioning person so okay

mook found it give me what do you mean you're you prepare your alibi yeah prepare the alibi i don't have an alibi i just like don't i i i'm the kind of guy that i enjoy i don't like finishing things because then it's over that is the big fuck you horizons are always better i get it there's like a looming sense like my life will be better eventually when this is finished. Yeah. And I also don't like the daunting task of like getting furniture and stuff. I have my basics.

I got my streaming set up. I got my couch set up. I got my living room set up. Fans want to know how Meek Mill recorded this. Both his hands First of all Why'd he get into his car like that How'd he film that

Oh my god Who gets into a car with both hands I know He's so funny How the fuck did he record this oh he might have those uh does he have the glasses yeah but that's so fucking funny i'm trying to decode what he said that was kind of tough i'm outside of hermes having a tantrum that's about hermes that's a bar

just a real gentle crawl he's trying to act tough and then he crawls into his car yeah he um put he exposes him his own self in vulnerable positions i think he was like the french fries on the legs yeah the french fries and he was like puking in the bathroom one time and just took a picture of himself lying on the tile you know when you're about to throw up oh yeah and the tile was like the only you're just like lying there i kind of like that feeling and he like front flipped the perfectly no flashiness at all it was yeah it was the most efficient run of the mill he didn didn't even bend at the hips. Not doing a front flip and not making it impressive.

So now he flipped like a G.I. Joe. Dude, he flipped like the diver in the mousetrap game. Looks like a mannequin. His die, the dive video where he dived into a pool that video is i don't remember that oh him diving he's so funny he somehow perfectly executed the slowest can finally dive

he's the best he's the man I love him so much Snoop tricked people into thinking he was quitting weed Meek Mill was riding with him he was like I have to stop too my doctor told me my lifeline's gonna be cut in half if I don't stop

Snoop was for an indoor fireplace now he has to keep smoking weed if Snoop's doing it I'm doing it oh shit you think Snoop told him after he said that no no

they let him go Snoop likes to play around he wouldn't tell him oh my god yeah so fucking funny um but yeah I hate myself for not moving in I yeah dude fake they let him go snoop likes to play around he wouldn't tell him oh my god yeah it's so fucking funny um but yeah i hate myself for not moving in i yeah dude you should you should live here yeah you haven't yet what's still you walk into a department it's still boxes of his stuff rudy wait what'd you say what's still not unpacked clothes shoes hats still have like moving boxes it's two boxes it's like jackets hats my playstation 4 my padme uh you're what my padme my brother got me a padme figurine because he knows i say

yeah i'm still saying what padme padme from star wars natalie portman you know yeah that was leia um i'd like to for the people watching by the way way, I'm wearing I'm sorry. I'm wearing a beanie. I look like that lesbian that screamed no when Trump won. Yeah, you did. I just want to get that out of the way. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm wearing it like armor. I'm beating it to the punch. Yeah. Make the face.

No. Yeah, I get it a little bit. I never noticed the jacket she's wearing. That's a wild piece. That's all right. But matched with the scarf match with the same lime scarf. That is wild. Yeah.

I found a guy that I want to get on the pod. Who? His name's campaign, not the basketball player. That was a wrestler from like uh charteers valley yeah that's that's who i was talking about no really no it's this texas guy and he like does like if you spending spending sunday with me a single guy living in texas but he acts like ah i i love this guy he acts like you're his girlfriend. Yeah.

Wait. This is awesome. I'll be honest. If I didn't run into you guys, this easily could have been. I want Mook. Can you do a one for one of this? Yeah. Okay.

Let me see this. So he's taking us through his day. He's acting like you'd be his girlfriend. Oh, my God. Why does it say hashtag Jesus? I made bed. Make yo bed, okay? Time with Jesus.

Oh, my God. Highly. Thank yo water, folks. A breakfast spread? Self- No, it's not. Oh, man. Fit check. the dog's for

oh dude and it's not I looked through all this stuff it's literally better than creta is that the face he made is that the sound he made when he took that holy shit yeah this guy's awesome Is that the face he made? Is that the sound he made when he took that? Holy shit. Love it.

Yeah, this guy's awesome. But this... Name in your car, Sadie. Gotta get my Bible and journal out of old Sadie girl. So he can go to his other truck. I feel like this plays, though. I bet you the comments are very reinforcing. People love him. 37,000 likes.

Yep. So we just need to remake this one for one. Keep going. Because I think he ends up going to his other likes. Yep. So we just need to remake this one for one. Keep going. Because I think he ends up going to his other truck. Yeah. Dude, living like this is so horrible for your brain. Because he's getting... These people that are liking you, they're from all over the world.

Yeah. He can't... He probably thinks that because he gets overwhelming positivity in response that he can act like that. The Lord was all up in his truck this morning. That doesn't, that's not true. I think once,

I think once it gets below 65 in Texas, people forget how to drive. No, it's like what I've lived in Texas that actually, but why below 65? Texas, people forget how to drive. No, it's like what? I've lived in Texas. That actually. But why below 65? Yeah. What does that mean?

What the fuck does that mean? If it gets cold in Texas and it rains. Yeah. I'm just telling you. You like this, dude. Like you like Rudy. I think this was your trajectory. This was my trajectory.

Yeah. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. My life has been a constant battle of like trying you're fighting this is yeah this is what i'm fighting against this is the cross i bear little little fitcher oh dude oh this is a trend like do people in like new york city will place their prop up their phone in public oh yeah and like kick up their feet to do a sneaker reveal. About to destroy this bowl at Cava.

Does this guy get pussy? Has to. Yes, a lot. A lot. And primo pussy. Like the tightest probably. I refuse to believe that. I can't live in a reality where that's the case. Rudy, I bet you two are Eskimo brothers. There's a

30-50% chance. Yeah. And that hurts. Rudy I bet you two are Eskimo brothers there's a 30 50 percent chance yeah yeah and that hurts 45s KB any comment getting some he's probably fucking flat benching he's probably flat benching those holy shit

he better be doing oscillatory reps with those 45s. Sauna time. Yeah, the sauna is overran by people like that. Both. This is like 50 pictures. Yeah, I didn't even know this TikTok had this capability. I didn't either, but I want to do this one for one.

We all post it. We all post them tomorrow. I'm down. All right. I mean, mine's going to be like the scummiest thing of all time. Waking up in my fucking floor. No, I want you to try to make it as cute as possible. No irony.

I want you to try to make everything as cute as possible. Pretend like you were in that dimension of person. Like you had to appease to that ilk. Okay. I can't achieve irony. It's going to be a carbon copy. You're just going to do it. Yeah, you do it too.

Yeah. You're kind of getting out of the scum though, Mook. I hope so. Doing shows at, oh, yeah, that too. What were you, what? Yeah, what were you going to say? You were doing shows at Soho House? Oh, yeah.

No, I mean, this is the second time. Is your mic on? Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah, what were you going to say? You were doing shows at Soho House? Oh, yeah. No, I mean, it's the second time. Is your mic on? Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah. It's the second time I've done Soho House, and I feel like a jester going to entertain the elites every time I go. Yeah.

Like Hunger Games? It's probably hard to get a laugh out of someone. Damn, I'm sorry you're a comedian. You feel like a jester. Yeah. Yeah, but that makes me feel like the lowest of the low because these people are drinking fucking martinis eating tiara masseau in like probably wearing laid-back cheek like a smocked halter top oh yeah i saw a lot of what the fuck is that like i don't know like a smocked halter top. Isn't that a thing? I think.

I don't know. I just saw. I remember texts and not like visuals. So I don't know what it looks like. I remember like I think I've seen that typed out. Do you not remember visual things? No. Really?

When you close your eyes. I remember words in text. Like campaign. I think I remember that from a bracket at a youth tournament in 2004. Do you think in words? I think in type typed out like text? I'm the opposite. I'm images. I'm only images. Maybe not.

Maybe like a little black dress. That's a whole far cry from what you said. Yeah. Oh, my God. But it was like stand-up for like the cast of euphoria it was just all like young trendy yeah that's uh racially ambiguous racially gender ambiguous yeah um oh i gotta get there you you would fit in but you wouldn't like it really it's it's a weird vibe i like that's like what how do they like comedy they liked certain people's humor more than others the first time i went i did a bunch of dirty stuff and they really liked it this was like oh how bad they

were like this guy's fucking crazy yeah but then this time i did i was working on a bunch of new stuff i did a school shooter joke and some guy from the back just goes, now that's too far, brother. Why'd you say it like that? He was black. Okay. I was going to say, you should have came back now.

That bothers me when they say that. I mean, it is what it is. Well, you know what's... 50 rich yuppie... Yeah, but you know what's too far? Is like shooting up a fucking school. Yeah. Making a joke about it is like the nicest thing you can do.

Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Hmm. Nah, man. I think you're normalizing it. Connor. I'm from Colorado.

I kind of have to. Oh my, yeah. You're in that fucking area. That hot spot. Yeah. Jesus. What do you have for 277? 377 that's my gripe is that i want so badly to smoothly deliver a comprehensive introduction revolving around the episode number but the internet gives

me nothing my research yields nil 272 is not an area code 372 372 is not an area code it's not a binary code it's not a cheat code it's not a da vinci code it's not a code of ethics it's not a freshman locker code it's not a girl code on mtv2 it's not a health code inspection. It's not an iPhone passcode. It's not a JavaScript code. It's not a kill code to Apex Legends. It's not a Lululemon discount code. It's not a Morse code. It's not a numerical code of any kind. No.

It is a zip code or the first three digits, rather. It is a zip code or the first three digits rather. All right. Yeah, it's the first three digits of Nashville zip codes. You know, it's the time of year. I like to let me get my alphabet content. Go for it. I did.

Wait, did you just go ABC? Come on Come on boys I've been doing this for years Wait wait run that back You guys know I'm the alphabet guy What did you just end it with Wait run that back I went from A to N And then I did the fast forward sound effect Flawed and ended with zip code

Come on boys We're visual we don't go over things in text. Can you run it back? You skip N-O-O-P. You stop at N. You fast forward it at N. Yeah, O to Y or whatever. Me, Seuss,

Dwayne Carter, Papoose. Who's Dwayne Carter? We're the alphabet guys. Who's Dwayne Carter? We're the alphabet guys Who's Dwayne Carter? Little Wayne Did Alphabet Bitches One of my favorite songs Is that alphabetical?

Is that song alphabetical? Yeah it does a name A bitch's name That he's fucked From every letter Damn But what did he do for X? Can we look up the lyrics?

I think it was like a E-H Honda from Street Fighter which doesn't begin with an E he didn't fuck I think Wayne tried to do that Wayne didn't fuck E Honda I think Wayne

said ass like E Honda for X or he just skipped X did he skip X X is for my X's fuck that's what he did fuck them all together For X. Or he just skipped X. Did he skip X? X is for my exes. Fuck. That's what he did. Fuck them all together.

Y is for Yolanda. Z is for. No, no. Not this version. Google alphabet. Little Wayne. Better version. That version sucks.

He put out two? Oh, yeah. No, the one with A is for for Ashley she's always asking me to take it out her pussy put it right in her ass the B is for Brittany she's high in the class lyrics oh alphabet alphabet versus alphabet bitches yeah this is alphabet bitches

scroll down to X X is for Wanda Let's go down to X. X is for Wanda. She kind of reminds you of that game Street Fighter. Hands like E. Honda. And on her ass. What is X for? No, there is no.

There is no X. Yeah. W for Wanda. And then he skips X? No, W for Ursula. What? No, W is definitely for Wanda. I'm not doing this. There's no X. He skips X. I for Ursula what no W is definitely for Wanda I'm not doing this X is what

he skips X yeah I guess he could what's E Honda look like you thought the ass was like E Honda what the fuck who's talking about a girl's hands oh shit probably has a fat ass yeah it's a sumo wrestler girl's hands. Oh, oh, shit.

Probably as a fat ass. Yeah. Yeah. It's a sumo wrestler. God damn. So you, Papoose, Lil Wayne,

and Seuss, and Dr. Seuss. I think he probably touched. Yeah. He loves the alphabet. And Babytron. Babytron did alphabet? Yeah.

Oh, he did. Yeah. Boston Beer Company. Oh, he did, yeah. Boston Beer Company. I think it's Twisted Tea. We don't even mention Boston Beer? Well, that's like the bigger name of it, so I think you just say it's Twisted Tea.

I don't know if I've talked about this before, but Twisted Tea doesn't make sense. Because it's very good, but also alcoholic. Right. It tastes so good. You and I, the pandemic summer, we were... We guzzled it. Yeah, we had a lot of tea.

We had a lot of... It's like a vintage store. It's such a good beverage. Yeah. It tastes so good. It doesn't make sense. And then the fun that comes with a twisted tea. I don't want to fully accredit the tea, but heavily implied.

You get some twisted teas. Do you have an anecdote? You tailgate a game, Citizens Bank Park in Philly, and you just have a day. If you're a single guy holding a twisted tea, you can see it from across the parking lot and chickies will fly oh yeah the the design of the can evokes joy it definitely does it definitely does they're full of flavor very refreshing uh i had the peach twisted tea i've had the mere two weeks ago the drunk amazing the buzz was unparalleled the The flavor, great. I was refreshed.

Grab a refreshing Twisted Tea today. If you see one on the shelf, tweet it at us. Tweet it at us, yeah. We'll love that. Uzi's done it too, I think. But not to the same degree. 372, the Pokemon, Shelgon.

I know. What? I fucking know, and I have a Pokemon, Shelgon. I know. What? I fucking know, and I have a fucking... Shelgon is a dragon type with... Oh, no! One of the weakest pathetic attempts at creating something remotely interesting. Look at that. It's a middle evolution.

Let's start. First of all, he's huge. Look at the color scheme. It's dark gray and light gray. It's about as boring as it gets. It says it's a dragon type. No wings, no tail,

large head or mouth of fire. What is that? It's a middle evolution. It's a pupa. It's nothing in particular in the pupal stage. What type of creature is it dragon it's a dragon in a cocoon that's a dragon event it will be the this pokemon moves sluggishly and hardly

eats it's a cocoon moves fat but eats anorexic uh weaknesses fairy and ice anything to say this mother what can't lose a tooth or drink a cold beverage I'm done with this shit this mother what evolves from bagons

why don't you let bagons be bagons weak ass Pokemon no show them Salamence though the next version? yeah yes how does that go to that? yeah it should just be that instead of having a middleman

that serves no purpose. That's part of the fun. You're training it up to become that. Look at that crescent moon wing. I do kind of like that. Yeah. Sick. Looks like the turkey flag.

Yeah. Good call. Yeah, good call on that. What else we got? A little Thanksgiving talk. How appropriate. A little Ottoman Empire. I tried to light my pilot light myself by turning the gas on, putting my head in the fireplace, and just papping the lighter up.

Wait, what? Yeah, I almost died. What'd you say you did? Tried to turn on my pilot light myself. What's a pilot light? The light that always has to stay on in a fireplace or else you die. Oh, so yeah, you had an incident.

Not really. It rendered you... It was pre-incident. You almost had like a... You were gearing up for like a Looney Tunes death. I turned my apartment into a bomb. Yeah. So what happened? Turned on my gas gas went into the fireplace tried to learn you're not supposed to turn that on i looked at a youtube tutorial but i couldn't find the nozzle where the gas was coming out that's the problem with youtube you don't fucking you don't see the dislike button

anymore oh wow that probably would add a bunch of dislike damn you follow the advice to a t to a t it was an indian vo they usually know so they what was the risk they said you uh blowing had to come being incinerated yeah immediately having nothing like they'd have to check dental records but other than that fine got a little dizzy holy shit you turned your gas on yeah went into the fireplace into a gas chamber with a lighter yes oh my god i'm glad you're still here i shouldn't have done it i guess it's not as bad as it seems they said like it takes a lot but i just turned the gas i scared myself and the guy was like it's it's confusing we'll come do it yeah two of us now have almost blown each other up you turned your stove on all night

yeah i turned i had my stove on for hours that's bad yeah that's my gas no flame just gas dude like friction would have killed you like if you would have like shuffled your feet on your carpet yeah we're not fit to no it's kind of a bad living alone scare i just bought the device that if you're choking it's like the vacuum that sucks it out of your throat because i've been paranoid about eating alone because yeah you have that paranoia yeah eating alone i i get i eat fast like i get a steak i eat fast i'm hungry um i get that too one time we were doing a stream together and i got that we were eating chinese yeah and i ate it too quick and it was just i was concerned it just stays there

but i i've had yeah i was afraid i saw a youtube video no dislike but of how to do like the heimlich uh on the back of a chair but now you can buy like a suction device and it sucks out the piece of meat or whatever oh my god your girlfriend wouldn't be able to save your life you should buy one too i guess i'm thinking right now yeah that would be even worse she'd just be squeezing you that would be way worse you'd probably get pissed off oh my god if i was being heimlich insufficiently unsuccessfully that'd be the worst death yeah that would suck. Guys, there's a hat I've been wearing that's been on my head in 90% of the content I've been putting out in the past month. It's that like really cool blue color be the Hoss hat. It is my favorite hat because it has this really good like texture holes on the back.

Breathe a bull doesn't like press against my head. Feels good. Usually like my hair hurts after wearing a hat for all day this is my favorite hat these guys sponsored us they have sweatshirts t-shirts the hats um they have a lot more stuff in the pipeline as well i think they're gonna have flannels coming out um they're awesome awesome guys we met them they fuck with us heavy we fuck with them heavy and we really appreciate them uh it's truly i love for the first time ever i like the way my head looks right i have the crew neck it looks like the colors they choose the weight of it like i'm a self-conscious guy and i don't like to have anything like stick to my body i love how i

look and all their shit um and again like just it's different when you're buying something from a big corporation these guys are awesome they care about what they fuck with us they're very respectful they're just doing their own thing yeah and they just want to make cool stuff um if you if you buy some hoss stuff think of it like buying hannah's stuff because like yeah they're right there with us and it looks cool as fuck yeah they'll hit us up and just be like yo funny episode this that like they're they're they're blue raspberry guys yeah um and their stuff is really really cool great guys chicago guys i recommend checking out be the hoss is it be the hoss.com be the hoss.com kill a couple birds support both of us yeah yeah and use code barstool

for 20 off the whole store be the hoss today did you guys see that chick that went like sunbathing in Pakistan no I don't know where this is going I think it was on Twitter this woman went to like on vacation in Pakistan which first of all alright yeah nah search

Twitter it was recent and she was by the ocean but you couldn't see the ocean i'm trying to think oh it's like pollution no kind of no uh bomb nope you couldn't see the horny pakistanis yeah yeah as soon as she lays down they they were just shamelessly just like circled around her yeah staring let me try to find it mook this is tough to find all i could find is one person saying what do you mean my girl just posted a vid from sunbathing in Pakistan Zero likes your interaction. Yeah, that's it. I Can't find it dude

This Pakistan, maybe it was Pakistan Hold on That would happen in like India too. Yeah. Yeah, cuz those guys are like separated from women immediately Fuck I wish I could find it oh we were me and rudy were talking about this uh while playing fortnite one night you know how like indian dudes are like show me your boobs yes guys yeah do you think indian girls are like show me your balls type of girls i think they're the opposite yeah they're the opposite just not horny they. I don't think they express it. Yeah, we just kind of went with the inverse. Like if Pakistani men are constantly saying,

please send boobs or whatever, then the Indian woman must be saying, please send balls. No way. What do you mean you went with the inverse? We were just doing kind of like... Oh, you discussed this already yeah behind our backs in great length no we were playing fortnight something that you don't

fuck with i love it uh you don't then play with us i would watch you guys you should play with us you should yeah i would try i mean i don't know if that'd slow you down we're we're we carry you yeah i'm better than i would yeah mook's good have me in yeah yeah but we just were riffing and we decided that yeah i just can't think of an indian woman ever doing anything like that i mean either but like they like indian woman must get horny are there like seven billion indian men in like 300 indian women i think so i think think so. It makes it seem that way. The ratio is insane. Yeah, and then Nick Jonas nabs one of them.

They have to hate him. Yeah. Oh my god. It's all those Indian men and then Nick Jonas is like yeah. Who does he have? Priyanka Chopra. Really? I didn't know that. My new favorite song is Waffle House by Jonas Brothers. What? Mook, I found it. Word, just you found it, yeah.

Text it to me. There's 106 males. Oh, so it's pretty even. Yeah. Yeah, search why are Indian I'm picturing like Indian men in mass and only like one Indian woman at a time.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. I wonder why that is. I think it's a culture of, you know. Nope. Gender roles. Yeah. They're docile and submissive

here open up the video it's just I got the only one I could find was a guy reacting to it but just watch the bottom video it's this chick like sunbathing look at all they're just like standing there she's so close to the beach you can't see any water oh my they just face her too yep shamelessly just standing and watching the weird thing is that they're shamelessly watching but they still feel the need to like

give 10 feet yeah they're still honestly they're shamelessly watching, but they still feel the need to like give 10 feet. Yeah. They're still kind of being respectful. If you're bold enough to just do that, to look at her like face to face, you might as well just. Yeah. One. Just one of them all.

I know. They filmed a blast. Yeah. They're respectful enough to keep their distance as a collective. But they're just going to stare. Yeah. Just one of them all? I know. They filmed a blast radius. Yeah, they're respectful enough to keep their distance as a collective. But they're just going to stare. That's a bust radius. Oh, my God. That's crazy. Imagine.

Oh, my God. The only other thing I know about pakistan is that osama was chilling there and had mad pornos he was he was hit hidden wait that's the funniest picture oh it's a little boy no it's not it's a bag of garbage what are you circling mook what the fuck are you doing man quit it Quit it, dude. You're going like CIA, man. What the hell was that? Look at the guy in the blue shirt. Oh, man. He's impatient.

Yeah. Take your top off. Honestly, by the looks of his fit, she interrupted his workout. Yeah, that interrupted his workout. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a plant. That's athleisure in India.

They shop at Brooks Brothers for athleisure. They shop at Brooks Brothers to do cleaning jerks and deadlines. Dude, I had Indian kids show up to rec league basketball games when I grew up in jeans. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They don't give a fuck. That's tough. Yeah.

The only place you see that in the States is like Planet Fitness. Yeah. True. That's very true. You know, he's a big Planet Fitness guy. Oh, wait. Is that a woman watching? It's Boosie.

He got banned from planet fitness he did that was talking about that's where the d wade video came from little booze he got banned from planet fitness because he he was just tweeting about uh trans rights so wait about wayne wade's kid at do you think there's a chance you could get banned from planet amazing um but no i don don't have anything like that. You just said one of those Indian men should go touch her. Yeah, I did. I said they might

buy their home lodge. I mean, they might as well. Have you seen Boozy's estate? I would have guessed he was struggling. Au contraire. He has made lots of money.

Yeah? Good on him. His estate is insane. I love watching him order food. You ever see him order food at a restaurant? No. He just orders what he wants, not what they have. That's the essence of him. I think.

Holy shit. This is the boozy estate. Dude. I don't think there's anybody that's been better on video. His hit rate on videos is. Oh, so he's so funny. He bats a thousand every time.

It says boozy estates on that sign. Yeah. I watched this whole video. Why? Cause it was good good this place is insane was this recommended after uh football cribs that's the same night i watched it yeah his uh his instagram lives during quarantine were some of the funniest things that's when he started going off yeah when he there was a girl he would just have random girls come in

and twerk and there was one girl where he said this line that just took my breath away where he said, now put some more oil on it because that's an engine, baby. He called the ass an engine? Yeah, because there was oil on it. Oh, yeah. It was, it's incredible. Yeah, he has like an orgy room. Hmm.

Putting me. When his kids are just chilling there. In the orgy room? In the house, wherever they are. He's got a louis dining room table that's fucking cool he's watching a lot of vlad tv i have never watched it before but um he's an interesting character i know what he is he's a interviewer a white rapper interviewer yeah yeah old anything else um basketball shoes yeah they made a trailer for basketball shoes i wanted to retweet it same but it's uh

the talking about it's one thing seeing see yeah see i think i felt the inverse seeing kiki palmer strip and then it goes to like asad on like a little four-wheeler like asad hating her asad hit her i forgot i didn't write that in the script but well i have been envisioning scenes from the movie what do you you have? I can picture them, Asad and Kiki, in like a dimly lit auxiliary gym after hours. Chaka Khan playing in the background. Asad, I am sick and tired of our relationship taking a back seat to the

apprehensions you have about your precious fucking reputation if you think it's so wrong to be with me then stop leading me on in any way stop trying to see me after practice and then

Assad is standing on the highest rung of a basketball rack so they're eye level. And he starts caressing her hair and petting her face. You know, Kiki, the funny thing about your generation is you guys don't seem to care about playing by the rules. And I don't want to be that old coach that gives you advice, but I look at you and I see two versions of your life playing out. Is he British? He sounds like Hannibal Lecter. He's so evil.

He's like British Hannibal Lecter Joker. He's so evil. All right, keep going. You know, Kiki, I see two versions of how your life could play out. You could go someplace where you're wanted for who you are. A beautiful, young, Afrocentric woman with poise and talent and charisma and aspirations beyond basketball. talent and charisma and aspirations beyond basketball. Or you could stay in a town like this and end up like me, drawing up the same old plays in the same old gym for a rotating cast of naive college kids who respect you only for the power and authority you yield.

Asad, that's not... Shut up, Kiki. Shut the fuck and authority you you. Assad, that's not... Shut up, Kiki. Shut the fuck up, Kiki. Now give me your hand. Yeah, yeah. Feel my cock. Something like that. Yeah, something like that.

Yeah, that adds up. That's an Oscar winning scene. How did you land on that voice? That's just how Assad would play the role. I sort of think it's like Benedict Cumberbatch is Assad. No, no, Assad's playing Assad. He's still eight. Wise beyond the years.

I love how he's like talking down to her. He's depraved. He's so evil. He's so fucking evil. Let's end the episode. Do you have more? No, no. We have to say thank you to

people for buying merch. Oh yeah, thank you so much. We don't have to, but I have to say thank you to people for buying merch. Oh, yeah. Thank you so much. We don't have to, but I want to. Yeah. Thank you to everybody that bought merch. Crazy number of merch sold. Oh, yeah. It helps us out a ton.

Guys, thanks so much. I know you didn't even, like, a lot of you bought it just to support us. I know you're not going to wear the shirt, maybe. Some of you will. Some of you told me you don't even, like,, but you bought the Cush shirt anyway to support us. Thank you so much. Yeah, no, it's been huge. And like it helps us out a lot.

Yeah. With like, you know, in the eyes of the higher ups of like, you know, do we warn our own studio? Do we, you know, warn all this and that? So, yeah, it's very, very helpful. Yeah. Thank you, everyone that supported it. Yeah. How does a free month of rent sound, Boak?

Sign me up. So RentApp is teaming up with Barstool HQ. What's RentApp? To do exactly that. I need to know what this is. Paying rent, it's something we all have to do. And let's be honest, it can sometimes be a bit of a hassle. all have to do and let's be honest it can sometimes be a bit of a hassle what if there was a way to make it easier more straightforward and even beneficial for your financial future introducing

rent app the ultimate tool for renters everywhere i used to have to drive a check to my landlord's house this was recently for me yes Yes. Not to a house, but I'd use this now. Mail a letter. Yeah. Look at this. Rent app takes the hassle out of paying rent

by depositing your payments directly into your landlord's bank account. It's so easy. No more trips to the ATM, no more mailing checks, and no more managing balances in multiple apps.

It's always annoying. You forget the password, what you have to check, what you have to click. Not here. Wait, the benefits don't stop there. What I just said, what we all just said? Yeah. There's more.

Okay. They're also about helping you build up a brighter financial future. So it's an investment. No kidding. By optionally reporting your on-time rent payments to the three major credit bureaus rent up brings you one step closer to home ownership and helps boost your credit score there you go if it'll get that credit score up to the 800s why wait why wait why wait rent.app not confused with the rent app you have on your phone, Kyle, the gay musical.

You love singing along to the gay parts. I love the gay parts. I sing the straight parts. You make me take, when we're driving, just listening to tunes, you make me take the straight parts. Yeah, I always do. And I take the gay parts for myself. But now with this rent app, it's not polarizing uh it's just good it's just acceptable for fifty dollars off your first rent payment and down yeah download rent

app or head to rent.app slash bar store fifty dollars off your first payment that's fifty dollars back in your pocket you download the app You're going to be paying rent anyway. Why not get a free dinner? Exactly. Plus apps. Yeah. Some soup, yeah. Do you want to do housekeeping, Mook?

Oh, yeah. What do you got? I got a bunch of stuff. Oh, yeah. Let's keep it going. Part of the Black Friday promotion, a bell of danger. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Talk to me. She talked to you. Yeah. You were in conversation. Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to remember, like, where she retweeted your promo. Yeah, so I made, like, a meme

that I've beaten to a dead horse where she, it like a a clip where i was filming it for stool scenes she's like do you remember meeting me and the funny joke was like yeah like how could rudy forget meeting you and it just ended up being very funny and everyone was like yeah very funny man yeah that's brave of you to share it so embarrassing of you well i already i i'm not gonna use it yeah you're gonna use it i'm gonna i gotta use it and she was just like legitimately being nice like she's just like a nice person it wasn't really anyways and funny too okay i know what you're doing and so anyways yeah no i just reached out to her because she she's been like very supportive and then she's like does she follow you yeah she

like retweets oh she like retweets my stream oh yeah and so like i hit her hit her up, and I was like, we got to send her something. I was like, do you want any of this stuff? I'll send you a care package. And immediately, I was so nervous because I don't really like. Wait, I told you what to send her. You did. I told you to copy and paste. You did.

Can you please read it? Did you do it? Did you copy and paste what I said? Exactly. I said exactly this, and the reply was immediate. I said, because I the reply was immediate I said I'm smooth you've been there before

you're a smooth operator smooth smooth guy boy we text a lot huh boys yo AD appreciate the retweet or re-x or whatever this damn site is called three laughing emojis let me send you a shirt if you wear shirts i've never seen you with one elmo kidding kidding doll kidding

i could picture someone talking like i didn't say that okay but she replied immediately and she's getting the merch i don't know we't have. We're having it sent to her. Are we? What do we send her? Kush? I told her. Untell this bitch. Everything.

OK. Everything we've done. Everything we've done. She's getting it. So big thank you to Bella. Thank you to you. Yeah. Thank you.

Thanks for being hot, Rudy. Yeah. That's like my main contribution. Yeah. Yeah. Every time I see a chick that's like with the spotify rap sharing that they listen anus i'm like a big out big ups rudy yeah yeah thank you dude yeah we got more ratio is becoming more even no no but a lot of people shared their raps today a lot of girls that's

what i'm saying the ratio is getting less you know it's like gone from it's probably like 97 guys right yeah yeah which is good great it's like india yeah yeah side note about basketball wait yeah can we like can we like repurpose that meme of the chick on the beach just be like forgot my headphones listening to anus through my speaker. And it's just all these Indian dudes standing around. AB tweeted about Kiki Palmer today. He said, I don't drink Arnold Palmer's. I sip Kiki Palmer.

You dig? That's a bar, I guess. Great minds, I guess. Do we dig? I think I thought of that. Do we dig? I scrapped that. He said, you dig? Oh yeah, we dig. do we dig i scrapped that he said he said you dig

oh yeah we dig do we dig we dig i'd love to get ab on yeah me too uh found this out today nikki smokes takes naps in our studio love it i'm fine with that i don't care yeah where it's a good nap spot i want the studio to be a community place oh he said in that chair you go perfectly fine yeah and he's got it 20 minutes that's it. This is an open space for anybody. Any of the co-workers see this, come in here and use the computer. Get some alone time. He's one of the best pull-up guys I know. When he pulls up, it's nice.

We had a great little jam session. He pulls up good. He's like, yeah, what's good? Talk to me. He's not looking for anything in particular. He just wants to pull up. I like that about him. Did you guys do your Spotifyify wrapped i use soundcloud this year i barely use spotify my music tastes match with people from buffalo i have the music taste of buffalo that makes a lot of sense yeah you're a buffalo type of dude i think so i said yes to it but i haven't gotten mine yet yeah it's you go to open up your spotify app it's at the top but it'll say what your music

tastes compared to which I thought was cool. I'm a Buffalo, New York guy. Rudy, you're going to be. What is Rudy going to be? Mine's going to be like trans LA kids. Yeah. Mookie, you might be. You're going to be Philly.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What slide is where they do that? Like the second one. All right. Kyle, there's no chance you're going to find it. Found it. What slide is where they do that? The second one. Kyle, there's no chance you're going to find it. Found it.

Listen to 38 genres. My number one was four years strong. Story so far, two. Bear, two, three. Mine's been the same for four years. Mine is just a variation of those three. They're doing a bagel. A bagel? What are you talking about a bagel to do like a bagel really i didn't have a bagel where the the like the interior of the bagel is like different layers of what you listen to so it's like rap edm kyle you're gonna be like a kid in a visa

mine sucks does it oh what else we have from mook uh housekeeping uh picture you leaked online what yeah what the fuck rudy did you retweet this yeah i know you just tweeted it i had to tweet it it was so funny what it was just so funny oh man four wise well it was i saw shout out to who is that shout out to the sub Who is that? Shout out to the subreddit. That's Nick. I got it from the subreddit and I just saw it and it just, I was off the wine with the fam. Yeah.

And then I was chilling with my brain damage uncle and I was like, check this out. And he's like, he said, that's funny. So I launched it. Yeah. No. Thank God I was born with these tattoos and there's zero chance that could be me. And you got, that guy's got, that guy guy's got 100% more chest than you do. No way.

Yeah. No way. Are those ab riffles? Is that like Jesus abs? Where do you see the city that you would be? Mine was like the second slide. Yeah, mine was a bagel. I want to see the city too.

Why do you keep saying bagel? You just got a bagel. I got a bagel. No, third slide, Buffalo, New York. year you're you're listening took you places all right i got that wait for this it's like three seconds man and one place scottsdale rixie you got the scottsdale music taste dude definitely i definitely do what do you have rudy tempe that's this younger scottsdale music taste. I definitely do. What do you have, Rudy? Tempe. That's this younger Scot's damn.

Mook? That is perfect. Oh my god. That is the three of us perfect. That's accurate. It says people there are far more likely to be fans of Lil Uzi Vert, ever 100 gex and playboy

card yeah i suck fuck i suck i gotta get to buffalo um we couldn't be on polar opposites good god i love it i'm glad kyle's with me though Scottsdale you're 30 dude you both are he's at the he's at Arizona State University post grad my top song was Snow Strippers

what the fuck is that don't act like you don't know what your top song is. What the fuck is Snow Strippers? What the fuck is this song I've listened to more than anything in the world? I just didn't know it was that one. Snow Strippers fucking rips. Oh, you know it. Yeah, Snow Strippers rips, dude.

Okay. What are you listening to these days? Anything new? A lot of Big X x the plug right now big x the plug is nice he's out of dallas fort worth i believe area i went through a noah khan phase recently yeah everybody's been i don't know ot i'm in my like groovy okay rap big boys from texas kind of deal right now yeah that's you ever see better than i've seen i don't know does he wear a bandana yeah sometimes don't we all? Look at this guy. He's a fucking hoss.

Yeah, he's fat. He's huge. He's awesome. Is he the plug? Oh yeah. I'd love to meet him. Big X the plug. He doesn't give a fuck.

I like that. Looks like little Terrio grew up. Yeah, I forgot about terrio yeah he's fat fat fat man uh any other housekeeping uh no that's all i got just thank you again to everyone that uh oh huge huge help and i'm really really yeah the first year we've done well yep thank you guys really really appreciated yeah the first year we've done well yep thank you guys

all right god bless end of the day yeah peace