A New Untold Story - The 4 Way Tee - A New Untold Story: Ep. 348

Episode Date: June 15, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, A New Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon Music. We're good. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Cool. we're good yeah oh fuck cool welcome back to a new untold story this is gonna be the worst one i've ever done uh guessing number wise episode 372 348 pilar use of the essence? Or do you have a long 10 minutes? What? No, I have time. Do we need to rush?
Starting point is 00:01:07 No. We're back with Pilar, brand manager, BM, to go through merch. But, I mean, if time isn't of the essence, do you have something to get off your chest? Yeah, well, I have a lot of the 3.40. What episode number is this? 3.48. 3.48 is not an official or unofficial area code in North America. 348 is the body weight of former Chicago Bulls anti-star Michael Sweetney.
Starting point is 00:01:31 What do you mean by anti-star? He wasn't a star. Like 0.6 points per game. Sweetney only played two seasons for the Bulls before being cut primarily due to his fatness and lack of basketball skills. The Bulls parted ways with the obese power forward in 2007 although derrick rose waited until 2011 to part ways with sweetney at 300 savage at 348 at 348 pounds michael sweetney is the fourth heaviest NBA player of all time and is the size of exactly two Ja Morantz who weighs 174 pounds pretty cool speaking of two Jaws the much anticipated blockbuster sequel Jaws 2 came
Starting point is 00:02:13 out exactly 45 years ago today if you are listening in Australia oh shit so close the June 16th 1978 release raked in 280 208 million in the box office which is less than half as much as Jaws 1, but more than double that of Jaws 3, quadruple that of Jaws 4, in roughly the same amount as Jaws 5. Year contract with the Memphis Grizzlies. The 23-year-old former Murray State racer, who now wears number 12 for the Grizzlies, recently signed a contract worth 194.3 million over five years. Speaking of armed former racers who ended up with 12 on their back, on this day in 2016, the second trial for Oscar Pistorius' murder of his wife, Reva Steenkamp, was adjourned.
Starting point is 00:02:58 He was later sentenced to 13 years and five months in prison. Despite not being fully legged, the Olympic track star was sufficiently armed enough to shoot his then-presumed soulmate to a bloody months in prison. Despite not being fully legged, the Olympic track star was sufficiently armed enough to shoot his then-presumed soulmate to a bloody death in 2013. Speaking of Oscar snubs and missing out on feats, $348 is the amount of money in millions
Starting point is 00:03:16 that the 2014 blockbuster smash hit American Sniper grossed in the box office, despite not winning the Academy Award for Best Picture. The critically acclaimed Clint Eastwood film starred Bradley Cooper, who earned an Oscar nom for his portrayal of legendary U.S. Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle. Speaking of see Kyle, all Apple and Spotify listeners of Amos have a chance to see Kyle free of charge on top of hearing him by visually consuming the podcast
Starting point is 00:03:41 on a new Untold Stories YouTube page. Nice. Let's get to the birthdays. Okay. June 15th. Who is it? Northwest turns 10 today. A little deja vu from last week.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Miss West has racked up over 16 million followers on TikTok, despite her mother running the page, controlling the privacy settings, and disabling the comments. Some people are surprised that Kim has North on lockdown. To them, I say, Listen, I don't blame Kim. That's a bad little kid. She got on her hands. Speaking of NW and attitude,
Starting point is 00:04:11 Ice Cube turns 54 today. That certainly calls for celebration, but you know who never got the chance to make it to the big 5-4? Eazy-E, who died at the tragic height of 5'3 in 1995 at the ripe age of 30. Rounding out the top five for birthdays today, Helen Hunt turns 60, Courtney Cox turns 59, and Neil Patrick Harris is turning 50. I don't know about the order there, but it's not the first time Neil Patrick Harris came after Hunt and Cox.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Xi Jinping, president of the People's Republic of China, is turning 70 today, but urges the rest of the overcrowded nation to stick with 69. The next person on the list that didn't make the next person on this list didn't make the top seven, but is arguably one of the most recognizable people in the world. Can you guess who it is? No. I'll give you two hints. First one, last name, Delgia Kondo. How the fuck would I ever know? One of the most recognizable people in the world has a birthday today.
Starting point is 00:05:13 What's the last name? Del Giacondo. It has to be somebody that goes by just one name, right? Who is it? That's Mona Lisa. It's Mona birthday why did you why is her face this is the second hint okay and you watermarked it yes it's not yours yes it is i i want i blurred her face all right wait a minute now wait that's the hint that was the second hint. That's the hint. That was a much easier hint. Lisa Delgia Kondo, born in the 1400s.
Starting point is 00:05:49 What was Mona then? Married at, I don't know, married at age 15. Damn. Well, thank you for that, Kyle. Go ahead. Well, today's episode is brought to you by Manscaped. My turn. No. No.
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Starting point is 00:06:56 with Manscaped. Go to manscaped.com to get 20% off with free shipping with discount code ANUS. Waste of paper. No Tyler on the handy cam today. We got got reed his brother it's nice to have another guy with a verb for a name i used to be the only one but that's good oh shit yeah think about that you don't have shit kyle okay reed how's the protocol coming i've been perfect for two weeks now he's been perfect for two weeks and but you started before we even talked about it yeah yeah we'll get to that because polar has is busy uh polar welcome
Starting point is 00:07:34 back thanks put the mic a little closer are you being so meek is that better yeah okay cool um how was your experience coming on for the first time? It happened. Cool, yeah. Awesome. Do you have any figures for us? Yes. Do you want total figures or just the two from last time?
Starting point is 00:07:55 Just the two from last time because you did get a text and you said, this sold this much and this one sold this much. And I said, oh, hell yeah. And you said, no, we were expecting more. Can we see the shirt real quick we're you're expecting more of that sold yeah no no don't read don't grab it with the camera yeah well can we put this in the fourth of july collection this um i'll ask and then i'll let you know it's got a gun that's a decent point yeah great material um it's the best shirt
Starting point is 00:08:24 this is the best one nick sent me the best review of the shirt that i think i've ever seen anyone review our merchandise yeah shout out to bad maddie or was that his name bad maddie uh he uh said the shirt fucking rules giant graphic dry fit good job merch team you can easily fold over the cuss word if you want to wear it to a family event i would love to know where Bad Maddie is wearing it. That'd be great to know. Family event. What kind of family event? Like grandma's birthday? He sent a video
Starting point is 00:08:52 of him jumping into a pool wearing the Mook shirt as well. Oh, wonderful. And the graphic didn't peel off. Awesome. Mook told me that his mom bought 10 of them and his grandma is hanging the Mook shirt in her retirement home. Wow.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Yeah. MOOC's mom has 10 MOOC shirt money? Because I put 10 in the car, and it's a lot of money. We promised you we'd each buy 10 of each. Yeah, I figured you would. Way more than I expected. Uh-huh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Do you want to guess how many we sold of each? How many we sold? We sold, let's see, 11 MOOC shirts. The MOOC, did this sell more than the MOOC shirt? Yes. Okay. Not until recently. What?
Starting point is 00:09:30 Oh, MOOC's mom must have, yeah. All right, so we sold 17 MOOC shirts. I bought three of each. I think they delivered, actually. They're at the front desk. They did, they delivered here. 23 MOOC shirts. Higher. Whoa, yep oh oh yeah and then until this bitch oh 51 nope 60 nope 48 higher 55 higher 70 higher what 130 73 Higher. 70? Higher. What? 130? 73.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Oh, damn. You were so close and then you went to 130. Yeah, I got hype. Yeah, pretty good. That's what I was expecting. Yeah. Is that good? Yes. I think that was really great.
Starting point is 00:10:14 So let's do it again. Sure. Because there's one here. Here's the condition. The MOOC shirt and that should have to come down. Deal. Yeah, that's what we're doing. That's the whole point.
Starting point is 00:10:23 And so people are going to be more inclined to get it but will people this comes out tomorrow morning will people have time to still buy one of these it'll come down because i want midnight on friday i feel like we can get to oh we can get to 100 i hope so so we have a new shirt and we that's been submitted that has changed the game of shirts okay and i demand I demand. I'm a little concerned. No, don't be. Okay. But yeah, so welcome Pilar. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Do you have the poster that somebody made? It was really clever. I don't think I have the poster. It was, they just put your face over the Lord of the Rings Return of the King poster and it said, they just put Pilar over the word King. Yeah. Okay. Return of the Pilar.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Thank you. You get it? You like that? These guys all know you now? No, not really. Did you get any LinkedIn requests? Multiple. Huh.
Starting point is 00:11:11 So keep those coming. Yeah. Everybody keep doing that. Networking's good. I've only seen the Lord of the Rings once and I watched like the unedited version. It was like four hours. Which one? I think the first one.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I don't know. My uncle made me watch it. Well, what was happening in the movie? It was like Christmas. I I don't know. My uncle made me watch it. Well, what was happening in the movie? Christmas. I honestly don't know. I was like 10 years old. But like you'd say one thing that happened in the movie. The precious thing.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Yeah, that's the only thing I remember. Yeah, it could be. I think it could be any of them. Yeah, I think it was the first one. Sort of a through line. So you didn't even get to hear my friends. You bow to no one. Probably not.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Did you see Gandalf hit a bridge say you shun out past rolling hills of the shire fly you fools fly you fools yeah big flaming guy did you see legolas surf down an elephant tusk okay so elephants don't ring a bell okay so you saw the first one yeah it sounds like the first one okay okay cool glad we unpacked that okay so um here's the first one so this one says babe stop okay i didn't know this was in here that's weird um but look up in the corner it has like our presidential sticker can we put a bumper sticker on the store yeah we can it won't be like an actual bumper sticker but it'll be a sticker people can put on their bumper or their laptop the same size and shape as a traditional bumper no it'll be smaller huh i think the biggest it would be is
Starting point is 00:12:30 five inches wide that's what are the dimensions of a bumper sticker i feel like bumper stickers are like eight inches wide maybe you could round up from there okay yeah I like the sticker idea. That's phenomenal. Phenomenal. Okay. So this one's like Travis Scott's sicko mode, but it's perfect mode. Yeah, and it's a picture of me looking. You look haunting every time. The most minuscule filter on your face makes you look haunting. You're a handsome guy. He does.
Starting point is 00:13:03 I do look like I have cirrhosis late. You look like a SoundCloud rapper with some sort of. I loved it. I like the message, though. The good message. But no, no. OK, because the white T-shirts might as well be fucking T-shirt. Where did that picture come from? I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Yeah. Yes. I don't know. I think Nick must have sent it. I don't like your ankles in there like that. Oh, that's the biggest draw for most people. So you like or don't like. I don't know. I think Nick must have sent it to somebody. I really don't like your ankles in the air like that. Oh, that's the biggest draw for most people. So you like or don't like? I don't. Okay. Those are my parents'
Starting point is 00:13:30 grandmother's sweet. Then you didn't like the next one either. You look sick. Okay. I like how the font has nothing to do with Astro Mode either. I need to know what font that is. Is that the ESPN font? I think so. It might be. Is it Fortnite?
Starting point is 00:13:46 Why are you talking shit i mean like i should know the fortnight well then why why'd you ask you guessed out of all things i didn't know yeah well what did you guys guess espn yeah more espn than fortnight i like how the the text doesn't even land inside the borders of the shirt oh wait can we do that? That would be awesome. Can we have text leave the shirt? I would like that. Oh, yeah. That is something.
Starting point is 00:14:09 The end of it. Yeah. That'd be cool. Maybe that can be a Black Friday thing. Like a... Okay. We're holding you to that. Well, on Black Friday, we'll have...
Starting point is 00:14:17 It's a maybe. Okay. Hard maybe. Leaning towards no. Okay. We'll keep that in mind. Of course, I come fast. I've got a new untold story to listen to okay next what about his what about this now i love how hard it was to find a photo of you smiling
Starting point is 00:14:35 that's exactly what you look like i'm extremely turned off by that okay next next hurry i like the message we could do that one but with a different picture of kb i think that's kind of set in stone yeah i think that's um this is anus in sign language because you said that people don't like wearing shirts with anus on it right oh okay next this guy loves big Gartuzzo what is Gartuzzo they serve it at Bravo across the
Starting point is 00:15:10 street okay yeah go get it I only eat at Bravo once a year Black Friday Cyber Monday why does this keep coming up it's all I think you only eat Bravo on
Starting point is 00:15:21 Black Friday reward Allison and I go to Bravo pizza that's a reward. Allison and I go get Bravo pizza. That's a reward? I understand. I had a golden kiwi yesterday and it tasted better than any candy I can ever remember. Wait a minute, because I brought in
Starting point is 00:15:34 these almonds and you took that. That's the best thing I've had in months. You've been depriving yourself of simple pleasures because you took that and you audibly moaned. That was the highlight of my week eating those. That's so sad. No, that was amazing. Have another. Not now. Go.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Okay. Next. We would need to change Wendy to something else. Okay. Next. No. Wait.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Look at that. Down there? Maybe. Okay. Oh, come on. There's this one. Who are you wrestling against there? This is in June we bought him. It's me
Starting point is 00:16:22 losing a narrow decision to Tywon Claxton who just beat He has his hand on the back of your head. I was stalling right there to preserve. That was intentional? Yeah, he's not scoring from that position. I'm trying to get strategic. Next.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Why is that so strategic? Wait, this one's really good. I don't. Yeah, what do you think? Do you like it? Yes, love it. Okay, then we can consider it. No, I like the stretched one more.
Starting point is 00:16:57 I like the stretched one too. A New Untold Story, I survived the heat check at A New Untold Story Land. It's almost too... I don't like the A New Untold Story Land, but I like the shirt. I think you like the guy. I like the guy check at a new untold story land. It's almost too. I don't like the new untold story land. Yeah. I like the shirt. I think you like the guy. I like the guy who's wearing it.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Yeah. It's too cool. Why don't we do that? Why don't we have our shirts on cool guys? You guys are missing a cool detail. They added. It says charred Gartuzzo as the color. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Yeah. Charred Gartuzzo like the Bravo across the street when they cook it too long. You should get that next Black Friday. Okay. Charred Gartuzzo colorway is good. We should probably do more of that. Let's keep going. No. Did we ever
Starting point is 00:17:32 talk about this or is that somebody calling you tiny? It's me imposed over a cigarette woman leaning on some Marlboro. I think it's still a kid. I think are they saying you're the size of a cigarette or are they saying or're the size of a cigarette? Or are they saying,
Starting point is 00:17:47 or I like to think that the person that submitted this is British and you're with company and you're with like-minded individuals. Come on. Please.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Next. That's kind of cool. No. Why can't, why? Well, we can't cut the sleeve off of a shirt
Starting point is 00:18:05 for starters they can do that we add a cut here yes or yes I know because I don't want to force them but what if we make one arm smell bad and so there's like I got to get rid of this piece of shirt no that makes a lot more sense the cut here
Starting point is 00:18:22 is way easier to execute are you guys worried about like offending? Why? Bethany Hamilton? No. No. What's she going to do? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Sue you? No. No. We could do a cut here line if you really wanted to, but that feels really weird to me. You think she'd sue us? This has nothing to do with Bethany Hamilton. You can't like promote. They can't like promote We've disgraced her for months
Starting point is 00:18:47 Maybe over a year now But we've never committed slander She doesn't have stance, she has no army That's the last adjective I'd describe That you know of Okay This one's my all time favorite So it's a workout tee
Starting point is 00:19:03 So it has the breathable things here Ignore that this isn't part of the shirt I wish they would have cropped it like put in a little effort they did look at this they could have cropped it i love that okay no this is my all-time favorite so you showed that we could do big graphics yes we can how do you feel about it i love it we can do this one okay and for the podcast listeners a boy am i sorry i forgot all about that this was a yeah we're going through sure i didn't even tell them what we're doing no not a thing jesus christ going through shirt submissions from the discord go over to the youtube please yeah we've plateaued big time on that channel. Did we sink? You have to go up to even plateau.
Starting point is 00:19:47 We've been a damn fucking dell. I don't like that. Who has this picture of Kyle? You'll need to share it. That can be one. I promise. I don't want it to be clear either.
Starting point is 00:20:00 I want it to be pretty blurry. So Kyle, explain this one. Oh, the Wizard of Oz. That was Kyle's nickname in college? Why? The Wizard of Oz. Ask why one more time and I'm like, it's going to make it. The Wizard of Oz. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Wish I hadn't asked. This one's good. Okay. So. Wish I hadn't asked. This one's good. Okay. Okay. Okay. No. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's my favorite one. So this is a longtime anus joke because Kyle would call pizza places and ask for jumbos or minis.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Why are you so shocked by that? It's a harmless prank call. What do you owe? Jumbo pies or mini pies. It's the only two sizes. This is great. This is a play on that and it's making it twisted and perverted. Big nipples, small dick or pussy.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Okay. And we can make this one pussy pink. Yeah. So I found out you're a pussy guy. We'll get to that later. Rudy, you know what? This is insane. we talked about it a little bit yeah go on that's good that's slick you said no well there are multiple photos a little bit angrier in this one than the first one yeah you don't look as happy i like the color
Starting point is 00:21:22 way we um we need to get chilling with chelsea's approval for this one for the first one. Yeah, you don't look as happy. I like the color way. We need to get chilling with Chelsea's approval. For this one. For that one. For the back. Sure. If we want this round to be like you and KB or the design. No, no, I don't want to be in one. I like just the KB face one. Okay, cool. And then jumbo minis until the last shirt. Yeah, that's
Starting point is 00:21:39 my top two. And I want this last shirt or we're not there yet, are we? No. I want it to be like $5 dollars okay cool wait i like this one this is me holding a deformed child it's me kb yeah it is deformed yeah that's not deformed no i've worked with kids like that it's hydrocephaly they grow into they grow into the heads and But damn, does it take a while. It feels like even longer. My heart went out for those big-headed kids. They looked like about that.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Not as extreme, but my heart went out for them. They get the helmet, and by the time they're four, you can't even notice. But the helmet condenses it or keeps it from growing or shapes it? Keeps it from hitting shit in its way. What's it called? Hydrocephaly. And is there any other. A lot of fluid in the head.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Yeah. Is there any other adverse effects or is it just physical? No, man. There's cognitive effect a lot. That's why i was there to teach him language okay yeah yeah it was distracting yeah were you i have a degree in speech pathology a master's degree a master's in special ed one of my best friends does that for work yeah all of my classmates were like your personality. Okay. Great.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Yeah. No, very pleasant. Very kind. Not really like the barstool type. Why did you choose that? I don't know. Okay. Go on.
Starting point is 00:23:14 This one's good. No, I don't listen to fucking music. Is it a bit? No. You just give up music if you're drinking caffeine. I don't think that's true. Don't stack dopamine. Have you been stacking dopamine?
Starting point is 00:23:27 Absolutely. So you drink your coffee in the morning, you probably listen to your favorite song. Not my favorite, but like... There you go. That's a good start. Most people do. If that's an option, why wouldn't you listen to your favorite song? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:40 My favorite song changes day to day. Okay. This one is... what are those? Erebus? So it's Mookie Betts minus E. Betts. And then the back of the shirt is the answer to this riddle. I don't think I like it. No.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Okay. I don't get it. I get it. I like this one. This one's cool. This one's really clever. So it's like General Grievous, but it's General Mookus. Do you want to do another Mook shirt?
Starting point is 00:24:08 We want our end goal of this whole thing is, you know, when you drop down brands on the barstool store. Yeah. I want Mook to be one of the brands. So then we would need to make Anus Mook. Like change your name would have to be Mook. That's not the goal. You're missing the goal. Okay. Mookica great again um i mean it's timely yeah and it aligns to your values does it i think so
Starting point is 00:24:35 okay so this one confused me this guy who has two thumbs and 200 knives. So they, this is a jeopardy style shirt. They say the answer first. I think the guy just didn't know how to move the graphic. He had no idea. This guy. Who has? Dude, imagine like Alex Trebek being like,
Starting point is 00:24:58 this guy. And then somebody buzzes in, Ken Jennings. Who has two? Who has two thumbs and 200 knives? Yeah. That's correct. We could do that on the front and then this guy's on the back and the fingers are pointing down.
Starting point is 00:25:10 So we have a thought for a front and back graphic t-shirt. Okay. Possibly even the Untell This Bitch shirt. So Kyle, if you could pull that up. Yeah. So the graphics are really big on the front. The best part of the shirt is the graphic right but what if I'm walking in front of you
Starting point is 00:25:30 is this part so you want to move it to the back? think of when you see a welcome sign for a new state or a billboard the welcome sign don't avoid that it's the same on both sides you want people coming from both directions to see it.
Starting point is 00:25:46 So we just want the same thing on the back as the front. Right. So the same exact thing. Yeah. No one does that. Why don't they? Why don't people put the same graphic on the front and the back of the shirt? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:59 We could try it. So the KB one is KB on the front and KB on the back. Right. Yes. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. to the kb one is kb on the front and kb on the back right yes perfect yeah yeah because if i was walking in front of you wearing a shirt i would just be a kb skin colored shirt and i'm gonna
Starting point is 00:26:10 i'm gonna be walking fast presumably not ahead of the pack okay yeah in loving memory of dead marcus god took the wrong marcus died in a hurricane ride is that? That's the old fair ride. What's that ride? Read. I don't know what it's called. That ain't no Tilt-A-Whirl, is it? It might be. And it has the specials. Oh, it's a Gravitron. Gravitron. It's a fucking Gravitron.
Starting point is 00:26:38 He did die in that. No, he died in a hurricane simulator. Okay. Who's your perfect friend up there? KB on the roofb on the roof parentheses don't play music what do you have against music uh i love it it's the best thing it's the one of the best things in the world okay why can't people play music around you i want to optimize my experience with music i want to enjoy it to the fullest okay he's He's treating everything like heroin. Yeah. So no. You can just say no.
Starting point is 00:27:07 I like this one actually. This had to have been. That was your AIM screen name. It would never. No, no. Early Twitter was all puns. I'm embarrassed to say I wasn't even clever enough to do that. Because you were Kyle's per bower, right?
Starting point is 00:27:19 On Twitter. Wasn't that your first Twitter handle? What was it? I said it was. 64 Kyle's per bower. What was your birth year? 93? 93 Kyle's per bower? I said it was. 64 Kyles per Bauer. What was your birth year? 93? 93.
Starting point is 00:27:27 93 Kyles per Bauer, I think, was your... Speeding. Okay. This one's great. And a lot of people will get it, is the best part. Yeah. The father, the son, the Holy Spirit. So that's obviously LeBron, Josh, and Steven.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Asante from my 600 Pound Life. Okay. Did I just break the television doing that? That's his face. Okay, we'll table it. No, yes, too religious. I like this one.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Love the message. Why? You only get one shirt with KB's face on it would you rather this one or the other liam you're steezy which one's easier uh the first one okay okay thanks liam so these are pendant shirts so it looks like you're wearing a necklace but not actually got it because i used to wear a teen boy's pendant until it was snatched. What does that mean? I used to wear a pendant, the same pendant as a teen boy. Okay. 17 year old, you can fly.
Starting point is 00:28:31 This one's our studio in Chicago, all brown. Pretty cool. I like that. I like the design of the shirt. It's cool. Okay. Okay. Now, this one's awesome.
Starting point is 00:28:44 The really tall hat. please stop asking about the hat and then the t-shirt that goes with it yeah don't ask about together yeah bundle yeah or buy one get one i think that that's the same thing yeah okay um ringer t um i think the hat should say like the hat shouldn't say the hat shouldn't say that the hat should be tall the hat should be tall or just like if uh if you have any questions see shirt yeah and then don't ask about the hat no i think nothing on the hat nothing on the hat yeah there we go all right this one's actually sick oh no no no wait you know what we should put on the hat what's something that's like traditionally really long?
Starting point is 00:29:25 Like the Titanic, but it's on a tall hat. So we have to like squeeze it real tight. So it's warped. Yeah. It's just like, wait, why isn't the hat just wide? Something long. Titanic. Something that's like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Yeah. So we'll put it like a scrunched up Titanic on the hat. Okay. Cool. This one's cool. I actually really like this one. That's a weird placement. We'll remove that and put it on the back.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Yes, yes. Okay. They chose the bow-legged character for you. Oh, that's great. Who did this? Am I bow-legged? Kyle. You.
Starting point is 00:29:54 You think you're on the... Which one is you? I didn't think so. Why did you assume... Because I thought you were looking at me when you said you. Oh, no. Maresh gets top billing on all of these. He's been on two episodes. I thought you were looking at me when you said, oh, no. Maresh gets top billing on all of this.
Starting point is 00:30:08 He's been on two episodes. Rightfully so. Don't you don't have to weigh in. But yes, that's a good one. Why is that? To describe what it looks like. So there's a white T-shirt and then it says member of the neutral orgasm club. That would be Kyle. You're of the neutral orgasm club uh that would be kyle you're a big neutral orgasm guy they kind of orgasm is is biologically impossible to be neutral but the
Starting point is 00:30:33 lead up the precipice is yeah so do we need more info on the shirt i i'm fine with it i like it would you wear it i love Yeah. We can get one made for you. Okay. This one's great. So it's a bunch of dickheads in his opinion. I don't think so. So obviously we have Zig Zagoon. This is good.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Who's this? I don't remember any of their names. Executor? Yeah. None of their names. Nuzleaf. None of their names. Diggersby.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Diggersby. None of their names. Sudowoodo. Sudowoodo. Yeah. Horrible names. Oiggersby. Diggersby. None of their names. Sudowoodo. Sudowoodo. Yeah. Horrible names. Oinkalo. That's cool. Yeah. So it's just a big group of dickheads. Got it. Can we put Pokemon on shirts? No. We'll get sued. God damn it. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:31:18 This one's great. What? KB with a big head kind of freaks me out i love would your audience be into that the only ones you like are with you on it i don't know i like this it just looks like he has what's it called hydrocephalus
Starting point is 00:31:37 it looks like he's hydrocephalus do you like the font at least it says follow protocol i do like the font it's a nice font it's clean you're not allowed to say clean when critiquing uh design why because what's the opposite there's no dirty you don't say clean okay fine just a just a simple rule what the fuck is this behind every successful woman is a man who tried to stop her. And it's Luke and Lori Lightfoot. Wait, did Luke ever try to do something with Lori Lightfoot?
Starting point is 00:32:10 I don't know. I don't think it matters. I think it's just sort of. That's a great shirt. Once you guys are like officially in Chicago. Oh, OK. Why Luke? I get it.
Starting point is 00:32:20 I don't know. I don't know. Your audience seems to like him a lot. It's a good photo of him. And politicians are free for use. I don't know. I don't know. Your audience seems to like him a lot. It's a good photo of him. And politicians are free use? Nope, definitely not. Okay. I just like the message of the shirt.
Starting point is 00:32:34 I think this on the back and that on the front. Yeah. Okay. This is the one I need in the store. This is the one. That's a whole Guitar Hero solo. That's it. But they had to extend the length of the shirt to fit the whole solo look at all those hammer-ons so that's that's
Starting point is 00:32:53 the one we're demanding this was all just to tell you that this is what we are gonna be selling okay i'm not sure so just find how we can do a really long shirt. Why? We might have to do a dress. The tech isn't there. We're not going to buy inventory of it because we don't know how it's going to sell. Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. And we can upcharge for the additional material.
Starting point is 00:33:19 And I want an anus entire guitar hero solo. I'll pay all the fines out of pocket okay i don't think you know how much this would be what song is that it's a great question somebody will find out we'll figure that out we'll get back to you on that because we have to make sure it's a good song but we could do an entire solo we'll try because the thing like, you could wear this shirt tucked in. You could.
Starting point is 00:33:47 And you could either blouse it a ton. Even looking at this is sonically pleasurable to me. Is this what you're going to start doing instead of listening to music?
Starting point is 00:33:55 Just looking at your guitar hero? It pretty much is planting music in my brain. What are you hearing? I'm hearing a lovely melody. Indescribable. What we could do is, like, only sell it available and like i don't know like a 5xl so everyone has to wear it oversized but the the thing is the solos are long not wide yeah it's not wide yeah or big they're just long yeah so i'd even like
Starting point is 00:34:19 it to be thinner i'd like it to be like a like a slim cut you basically want like a body con dress yeah okay if we could do this and if we can't do this yeah and if we can't do this maybe a t-shirt and sweats but have it continue all the way we can do a t-shirt and sweats and like print all over no never mind that's too easy okay long shirt okay that's it that's it so we good with that so we're gonna do the one with kb's face front and back front and back and what do you want for your second one well this ideally what else was good there was some jumbos minis there were yeah the jumbos minis there was one actual real good one there was a blue one the blue one that the young lady the blue one is good the rug rats one is good yeah what's the blue one with the young lady no she made it it was a girl that
Starting point is 00:35:09 made it and it was like a blue raspberry it was actually just like a real a nice t-shirt oh somebody made a blue raspberry girl shirt yeah okay we can do that oh for women for women yeah okay yeah and then but i think the untold one is the rug rats one is really sick okay But I think the Untold one, the Rugrats one, is really sick. Okay. So what do the Blue Raspberry Lady one? Yeah. Kyle's face, front and back.
Starting point is 00:35:31 That's really important. Okay. And I don't know if we can. I'd like it reversible to be the same thing. We can't do reversible. Oh, do you mean like you can wear it? Inside out. Inside out.
Starting point is 00:35:41 No, you can't do that. Because it'll print like that one. Yeah. Okay. But, oh man, I'm kind of, I want to be able to wear it four different ways. I want to wear it four different days. All the same thing. Forward, backwards. Inside out.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Yeah. Inside out. Is it out forward? Yeah. It's a shirt that you can wear for the entire work week. It's the four day tee. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:00 And then Friday's casual Friday. So you would wear it. It's the work week. Also. Oh, wait. But I also can we do a reversible button up as well? So you wear it forwards or backwards button up. So it's buttons on each side.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Yeah. OK. All right. Next time. OK. So KB face, but front and back and reversal. And then this. This is a hard baby.
Starting point is 00:36:28 You always say that. Yeah. What's that mean? It means no. Okay. Okay. We got to get the tech going there. And then the Rugrats one.
Starting point is 00:36:36 I think the Rugrats one is really cool. Okay. And then Blue Raspberry Lady. Yeah. Just in time for summer. Yeah. So you have a lot on your plate, but at least it's more exciting than tedious sure yeah thanks yeah thank you okay cool bye uh follow follow polar on linkedin endorse her uh yeah what's your last name nope bye bye see ya man. What is this? OK, so one of the interns is doing like what pro teams do and they have like a whiteboard, something to do on this whiteboard.
Starting point is 00:37:14 And one day it was kick the bottle off the head of this dummy. And Mook constantly talks about becoming a weapon, going to kickboxing classes. He's been going three days a week or something like that for like five months now and he walks in and somebody goes oh we'll get mook he does kickboxing so he would be like the first one to show like what it should look like i'd imagine and here he goes okay pause and rewind a tiny bit off Off to a really, really bad start. The walk-up is the worst part of it. Look at him sneaking. First of all, he's acting like he just got his nails done.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Yeah, like wily and sassy. I was going to say, the worst part for me, look at when he's getting stretched. Oh, no, his leg flexibility. It's horrible. I'm no, his leg flexibility is nothing. I'm pretty sure this leg's higher. What is he practicing on at kickboxing class? I don't know. Is he kicking off milk cartons? And it looked like it hurt him.
Starting point is 00:38:17 I think he was like, not too much, too much. Yeah, look. He raises that hand to stop and he has to look away. He hand to stop and he has to look away quit stretching he look his hand he almost instinctively tapped yeah start it over so much in this video i just could not get enough of this and again i'm sorry for just the listeners.
Starting point is 00:38:46 He had the, yeah, the fit. He's brimming with excitement. The fit. The fit is like his art class had to do PE for some reason. He forgot his clothes and had to borrow a different article from three different people. I don't know. Yeah. It looks like the kid that pissed himself in school. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Okay. I'm wearing my royal shorts he's brimming with excitement he's so excited but look at like the hand right there it's curled laser it's the least violent face i'm Imagine being attacked and you see that coming at you. Just walking up, he's like. He looks like he's doing an entrance for a bachelorette. He's the bridesmaid walking in at the reception. I'm the blank one. How's he fall? look at his face oh that's the best shot yeah wait rewind a little bit because he's like pretty happy
Starting point is 00:39:57 he's satisfied with that performance like he's like a you can see the relief wash over him as he made contact with the ball. Right there. It's all good. It's all. There's the relief. Thank God. You can see him. Oh, thank God.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Like right there in his mind. He's like. Oh, I have to land. Oh, look at. How did he fall? Because that foot didn't leave the ground, did it? Did that foot leave the ground? No.
Starting point is 00:40:27 No. He lost the foot. Oh, Mook. And then, wait, I think he just runs away. He gets up really fast. Even in the beginning, look how excited Sam is. He's like, oh, Mook will be able to get this. Yeah, because he does kickbox.
Starting point is 00:40:51 His eyes get real wide. Oh, Mook. My boy Mook can hit this, dude. Tough look. He's not even here to defend us. What's the worst part of the video? Is it the walk-up is the worst part? The walk-up, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:11 The walk-up, the face. Dude, he's walking like a gay cat burglar. He is. How did he fall so fast? almost was like gravity gravity doubled it pushed look how fast he hits the ground he's about to steal like an orange tabby like from someone who's completely defenseless but look how fast he falls played at regular speed oh that's unbelievable oh that's unbelievable oh mook
Starting point is 00:41:46 he's been talking about kickboxing so much and he's been going so he spent so much money i know i here's what i want to do um i need him to film him at class. He has to. Do you know where he goes? I have no idea. He's on a Greyhound bus. I didn't even know that there were kickboxing gyms. I see them.
Starting point is 00:42:17 I've seen boxing. Seaport has a kickboxing gym, but they always have them outside. They might as well not have a fucking building. I have no idea, but I'd love to see it i would too i fucking would too we have to make him do a mat like oh is there matches like amateur kickboxing matches where you face one person you couldn't even beat a animate object oh we have to make him do it okay yeah well yeah we'll just tell him to do it i'm making him live in a hilarious house in chicago you got him one no i'm not i'm making him pay but i picked out the funniest one you you picked it he's gonna do it what's the funniest one oh it's hilarious looking
Starting point is 00:42:54 i think he sent it to oh he sent it to maybe just me oh no i think he sent it to the group um it's this little so you'll look it's it's in a pretty rough part of chicago just vacant building vacant building and then this little fucking black house in the middle yeah there's just a tiny yeah he has to live i'm making him live there yeah make him yeah and i'm making him like be a goth but he has a facetime touring it coming up and i want him to be like eyeshadow yeah we should get him to dye his hair yeah he'll you would listen to us yeah i guess so he was talking to us today there was a production meeting were either of you guys in the production meeting zoom liam were you yes so they put out a new org chart and mook is the lowest ranked person he's
Starting point is 00:43:44 on his own rung they had to scroll like four times and it got to his name. Did you see it or were you not paying attention? I didn't notice him. Yeah. No, I mean, he said he said he's the very everybody at this company is his boss. Yeah. No, that checks out for sure. Nice.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Glad that's back. I saw when when Dave was in in here earlier you should see him move he's like yeah he he turns like into stone oh yeah yeah yeah because he's been sitting in k marco's desk and k marco came in one day and mook just spouted off sorries he was he was like an auctioneer a canadian auctioneer um gotta get him on the discomfort zone protocol. He's living it every single second. Yeah, but forced discomfort. You were clowning me for being a pussy guy. Yeah, I mean, that's something to clown.
Starting point is 00:44:36 I didn't know there was a third option. Yeah, we were talking tits and ass. Not even casually, just real quick. Yeah, we weren't even getting really into it. You just brought up the pussy. There's three types of guys. ass not even like casually just real quick yeah we weren't even getting it you were like you just brought up the pussy there's three types of guys no there isn't and it's been it's one or the other it's been a debate any barber shop you go into if you could compare them no one michael pussy your ass no one is a pussy guy i bet you read you a pussy guy. I mean, I don't really.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Yeah, no, but so like someone is an ass guy. Someone is a tick guy. And then I guess there's a third one now. I've been asked that question now. But if there was a third option and you got to pick between the three, no one is picking pussy. There's only one person I can think of. And we talked about on the podcast and it was a gay porn star who said said now that's a thing of you oh yeah god damn um no i think that's perfectly fine getting too sexual yeah i don't want to get my dad's tweeting out porn now what yeah i deleted my twitter and someone in the group chat was sending like a classic
Starting point is 00:45:44 again they're always hyping him up hyping him up and i couldn't look at the tweet Yeah, Doug Winoi. I deleted my Twitter and someone in the group chat was sending like a classic Winoi again. They're always hyping him up, hyping him up. And I couldn't look at the tweet. It wouldn't let me. And it was just someone having sex. You could see the fucking tits. So somebody tweeted out, it was Jemele Hill. She was like, tweet a cool picture of you at work.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Kyle Tadges responded, wanted just a guy fucking a girl it's just straight up but it was like an old it was vintage and for a second i was like is this kyle's fucking dad so yeah my parents are with like their friends they went on a yellowstone trip they flew into salt lake city and my dad took a picture with a fan a fan of him yeah at the salt lake city they recognize his dad? This has always happened. I don't know how. He says he has a way to find out
Starting point is 00:46:28 without actually asking them straight up. No, there's no way. There's no way he has a method. This guy knew me and made me take a picture with him. That's not true. Your dad's fucking with you. I believe that. Let me see.
Starting point is 00:46:45 How's your grandma's podcast? Oh my, it's evolving. What? Very well. For those who don't know, Kyle's- My uncle has a podcast with my grandmother. What's it called? You Can't Handle the Truth.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Okay. And the latest one is actually good. They're playing, he just plays Comfortably Numb for her. By Pink Floyd? He stops it every 10 seconds, and she has to break down what she thinks the lyrics mean. Okay. I thought this was like a family drama podcast. No, they're doing different things.
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Starting point is 00:49:06 is worth it and use code anus16 for 16 free meals plus free shipping i was uh home last week i got to meet up with some of my friends i met up with alive marcus and he gave me an idea to do for a youtube series make my own channel and if we could boost it. Have you ever seen the guy... So YouTube has a really popular... People learn English on YouTube. So you look up a word and it'll tell you how to pronounce it. And then this guy just stole exactly what
Starting point is 00:49:35 the style of this account was doing, and he was pronouncing the words wrong. I've seen that. That's a good idea. So we were about to play a board game, and we were watching a YouTube tutorial of us teaching how to play the game. I'm going to do that and just be completely wrong instructions on how to play the board can you give me an example of what you would do i would just be like hey today we're playing betrayal at the house of the hill you start outlaying the hallway um no no but like that's the actual way so i'd be like don't use the hallway
Starting point is 00:50:01 it'd be crazy oh yeah throw away the whole game. Throw away the pieces. Dumb it down. Add two dives. Give me instructions for guess who. Guess who. Yeah. So first things first, you flip everything up,
Starting point is 00:50:13 you pick a card, and you say which card you have to the other person. Oh, yeah. That would ruin the whole game. And then I'd have to figure out ways to do it, but I'll be doing that with more complex games. And if like, I'll say the name of the account, and if people could just like hey this really helped we learned it we had a great time
Starting point is 00:50:27 that's what we have i think we can make that yeah take off yeah just in his ruin or maybe make it better when they find out the real way it's not as fun yeah so i need a name that's like pretty like like board game instruction board game guru is what i like that yeah and start doing that but i saw him and then i saw my buddy boots and your name reminded me of it he was talking about how uh we we always talk about superlatives but one of the ones he won in his music class was wettest reed which is he played like the clarinet and he said he would you had to like pre-wed it before you put it in he said he would get those things he won wet as the reed yeah
Starting point is 00:51:09 hold on yeah he won wet as the reed you know if I did you guys get any superlatives so that's a big thing I wrote a blog about it once eighth grade cleanest backpack for Nick I won cleanest backpack in high school.
Starting point is 00:51:26 But I didn't want it. Literally clean or like the slang term of like coolest. Like was it? I was spotless. Got it. There was like no like pencil shavings or anything. That is cooler. Weirdly.
Starting point is 00:51:36 Ironically, that is cool. Yeah. But eighth grade, I wrote a blog about this. We got our like graduation eighth grade and there were only 20 kids in the class 24 superlatives i didn't get a single one yeah there were 20 kids in the class 20 like 6 or 28 different superlatives didn't get a single one and some kids won four or five but we also gave away best legs yeah no joke best legs and like best couple yeah cutest cutest couple dude they used to get crazy one of
Starting point is 00:52:06 my friends school when i was middle school they used to give out like legitimately the best looking of each yeah and even as kids we were like this is kind of fucking odd it's weird we had most well-rounded and like the fattest person won every year and then they got rid of it because we had one that's real yeah yeah that's true because we had one girl that graduated and she wasn't quite good at anything. And they were like, how'd she win? Oh, and she was there wasn't an angle to her. No, I do. What did you win anything in high school?
Starting point is 00:52:38 I was a god in my senior year. I took art one with it, but it was all river kids. And I remember I felt like a god because i was the only one who could do like we were doing like a city and i was the only one who could do three dimensional buildings and they were like gasping when they saw mine were you a senior you were it was like all like freshman river kids i don't know how i ended up in the class it was like art one yeah three-dimensional they were blown away the river kids always managed to just lose the tongues of their shoes they always like ripped out somehow oh yeah so it's just laces over sock yeah three-dimensional they were blown away the river kids always managed to just lose the tongues
Starting point is 00:53:05 of their shoes they always like ripped out somehow oh yeah so it's just laces over sock it was it was tough it was a bad scene i'm not even joking oh yeah so that's like a group of people in virginia's river kids um yeah so if you live like along the river there's a different you know the different cultural uh-huh like aspects to you okay never have tons on your different than like the hillbillies the mountain kids the hill jacks all different what were you whoa suburban okay yeah we were suburban i was saying yeah i was like ladies man kind of thing well you didn't get his flirt. I wasn't. I'm not. It's just air quotes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Yeah. No. Nobody even signed my yearbook. Oh, come on. Spare me. Spare me. I needed better help, actually. Do you want to read better help?
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Starting point is 00:55:20 You're going to buy a jar next door. They're so good. And you're touching your eyeball after wasabi? I've been eating very clean. You have every bit of the dust on your pants. That's how I eat. How do you like me in shorts? Yeah, I had the same pair.
Starting point is 00:55:36 It's one of my favorite pairs. Yeah, it's a good ass pair. And your legs are growing. Clearly, I don't know what you're doing or walking. Won't tell you. Are you doing something to strengthen them? No. Didn't you have an issue?
Starting point is 00:55:49 Why wouldn't you? Quads. My quads are my calves are stronger than my quads, apparently. But I then some other people message me. They're like, that's not true. It's impossible. So what are you doing something? No, you're not.
Starting point is 00:56:00 No. Are you working toward your goal? I don't have a goal. OK. No, my goal is to push you over yeah and i'm getting there okay i'm gonna get you all salted up damn it yeah i'm sweating um what else is going on could i i had a topic for i saw it yesterday when i don't know how much you guys talk about him i assume a lot when world of t-shirts got his hat stolen oh jesus christ i could see that somebody was gifting hats like you could send it i saw a super cut and he was getting so mad
Starting point is 00:56:38 he's trying to wipe him away yeah but it was kb you can see who's donating that money. Was it you in the supercut? You saw my intern Troy? Yes, I saw his intern Troy. Wait a minute, guys. So he got his hat stolen. You can donate and this filter puts a hat. It was you? I was doing a bunch. It was
Starting point is 00:56:59 popping up on the side. It was the TikTok baseball hat. It was intern Troy. I was. It was the TikTok baseball hat. And it was intern Troy. It was you guys. I was like an attention seeking girl. I couldn't stand that other people were also sending hats. I wanted everyone to see my name and see that I was the one sending the hats.
Starting point is 00:57:17 What a show. People. How does that rank in the tiny dinies or the tiny dinies are the hats more expensive how much did you draw how much are 99 coins i dropped like i don't know 30 bucks oh okay 36 does it does it say on i can't does anybody have a clip of it because i'm seeing it and it doesn't say who gifted it what a snag liam that is so saw intern troy doing it yes were you in his life oh yeah yeah yeah and i was like kept commenting i was like i want people to know i was in there you know it's been a while since you've donated to a random person i know i know i might do it
Starting point is 00:57:56 right now i'm like oh yeah i'm gonna give it i realize i would i'd only donate even this is outside of tiktok even when i actually whenever I give, it's to please myself. Yeah, I need them to acknowledge me. But I need them to know how much the value is. It's been a while since we've done this. And people say it's bad podcasting. But this has been a visual episode. Yeah, let's do it.
Starting point is 00:58:19 I don't know. It was like when he was in the bar without a hat. Correct? I think that's when I saw it. Yeah. He was like back in. His head. He just kept like, he was like moaning.
Starting point is 00:58:30 He was moaning. This is bad. Yeah. And then a TikTok hat. Oh, this is bad. And a TikTok hat would pop on and it said like, from intern Troy. Oh, I'm going to give a hundred bucks to these guys in jail. Oh, shit. What are give a hundred bucks to these guys in jail. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:58:46 What are their names? I am King. And they're FaceTiming a woman. Let's get them rich. Yeah, I think you'd be the comments. What's the most expensive thing? Send them the most expensive one. Dude, the most expensive thing send them the most expensive one dude the most expensive one i don't even know leon the kitten is four thousand eight no sports car seven thousand jesus christ
Starting point is 00:59:15 dude golden gate bridge is eight thousand i'll get the golden gate bridge i guess all right you i'll find someone no it's 169 i't. All right, I'm not doing that. No, wait. 6,000 coins is $100. We'll each pick someone. Okay, I'm going to give these prisoners $100. Whoever gets the better reaction. How many viewers do they have?
Starting point is 00:59:36 100. That's not that too many. Should I screen record? Yeah, just in case. No, there's 41 people. I'm the only one in this live hold on let me go first these men yeah so I have
Starting point is 00:59:50 how many coins $100 worth of coins there's the boys here we go it was $118 fuck dude gift how many coins 6,000 coins. 6,000 coins.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Yeah. I'm having the Valley Festival. Oh, shit. They get their... I posted a video. I got two views on that. I forgot. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:29 Hey, hey, hey. Check this out. What's up? We do this too. Ah, shoot. Fuck, there's a smoke alarm going off. No, they have to leave. They got a fire drill?
Starting point is 01:00:43 Fuck, no. They gotta leave no are you kidding me he said nah I gotta go I just gave him a hundred dollars they did acknowledge
Starting point is 01:00:57 it briefly I think alright boss lady I'm gonna tap in with you that's so annoying you should smoke one for him god damn it i suck at this that was really bad luck that was terrible you got nothing let's see what I god damn and then that realization comes in that I just spent $100 okay
Starting point is 01:01:29 yeah what do you what do you have this guy is just nothing behind his eyes oh he's Spanish so what you could understand what he's saying fuck alright yeah how many viewers does he have two me and user one for what yeah
Starting point is 01:01:50 all right i'm gonna i'm gonna spend less and get more how much you gonna spend i'm gonna give him that's i'm gonna give him a unicorn fantasy now i'm gonna give him a pool fantasy. No, I'm going to give him a pool party. $4,900. Oh, I don't even have that much. Re-up. I'm going to give him a concert. Alright. Gracias. Gracias. De nada.
Starting point is 01:02:24 That was it? Mine was better. Just gracias? Mine was better. Oh, yeah, he's sick. Yeah, you win. Nicky Dub. Nicky Dub.
Starting point is 01:02:41 All right. Anything else? What's that song you've been singing about your cat? P for Papa's. It's a Papa's party. Yeah. What is that? Every cat owner does it.
Starting point is 01:02:53 Every cat's a dance with your cat. You stretch out their their arms. P for Papa's. Every every cat owner knows that. Yes. Yes. How'd you learn that? It's going viral massively
Starting point is 01:03:09 I've never seen it you wouldn't because you don't have a cat it's a cat thing do you do it with your cat does your cat like it no but she's fine she'll stretch out her limbs do you just fart no but I've had ben consistently
Starting point is 01:03:27 i guess depending on how you use the word just do i have to catch you mid fart whatever that's how i've been farting lately what do you mean i've been farting lately. What do you mean? I've been farting like crazy. I switched up my diet. So, yes, you just farted. What you heard wasn't a fart. Because I know there was a little sound that it's something. It was the chair or my phone, but it wasn't. That wasn't a fart.
Starting point is 01:03:57 Is there a point where a fart will be too pleasurable for you dopamine wise? So you have to like withhold your fart? That's too far. What do you mean? Come on. That's too far. No, pissing on what about piss um no pissing that's not no come on i'm not crazy people are like trying to they want to do all of it people are down to do it people i have people doing it people texted me they're like morning walk to work getting parcels
Starting point is 01:04:25 yeah like along the interstate and it's like 4 30 a.m we're doing well yeah gonna ruin their lives that away all right uh see you guys next week god bless yeah thank you boys

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