A New Untold Story - The Quad Strikes Back - A New Untold Story: Ep. 363

Episode Date: September 28, 2023

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Hey, A New Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome back, A New Untold Story, episode 328? 328? What is it, 363? When did you put that on? Bandana. You can't, can you wear that i don't know

you mean you're exactly reply to what i'm gonna say no you're just gonna say like no that's a new one told story yeah hey isn't that story old or told I mean it's true when I it, it kind of flied. I think you look pretty good. You can wear that, right? I think I can wear it. It's a green bandana. No gangs use green, right? Grove Street from San Andreas.

Isn't gangrene a disease? Yeah. Yeah, but no, I'm but no i'm good i'm good yeah it's it's it's uh it's a bandana which is urban but then they chose the font i think garamond which is very prim and proper it's it's really it's like uh it's like mixing Skittles and M&Ms. Right. It's a clash on the tongue. Right. Who made this? Shout out to Preston Moore from Tampa. Preston Moore.

Black dude? No, very white. Okay. He's an archer. I might not be able to wear this. He's an archer? He's an archer. Like when you're fucking him?

Oh, shit. Yeah, mook when you're kidding. He's an archer. Big fan of anus and yak. Hell yeah. He made a couple more shirts. I'm wearing the one-of-one cream pie god pink tee. Oh, it's done in jizz. Oh, it's pussy pink.

Done and come. He made that. He made that. That's a little bit too dark for pussy pink, I think, unless it's a sore pussy. Yeah, I like to beat mine up. Yeah, that's like bubble gum why are you scratching is it scratch and sniff chewed up oh scratch and sniff pussy sure it's a good idea dude i sent a snap to a chick last night and said my bed still smells like your pussy how'd that go i don't even i did not ever do that.

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I broke down. I showed weakness. And two weeks ago, two weeks ago, I've held this in. I DM'd Adario. I DM'd Alex. I thought we talked about this. You're surprised? I didn't talk about this. You didn't say you would? I said'd Alex. I thought we talked about this. You're surprised? I didn't talk about this.

You didn't say you would? I said I would. I broke down and did it at the bar. You were faded. I was faded. You were faded. You were drunk and what'd you send? I thought she was going to respond instantly.

Did you follow back? Yeah, I followed back. That's old news. The flex is over. To be fair, we all liked the message she probably hasn't seen it dude you're good what was the message i'm looking i'll just go to i don't like this i don't like this you don't like what like what i don't like that he's being like sad and mopey dude it just sucks like it doesn't you think it kind of does it sucks bad no it doesn't

imagine the high of getting the follow from i'd kill a hobo to be in your position yeah so i mean alexandra daddario that one of the the foremost uh vixens she's a foremost from the tens from the tens yeah top tier milk even when she uh collabed with sweeney in the the resort television show yeah she had to be this the ugly girl she no i didn't take it as that i took it as she was like the uh the veteran like i don't want to it felt like it felt like nameth and sanchez She was still like, there was a respect there. You sent her a picture of Stonehenge. And this is still crazy to me.

Yeah. That's a good message. I think so too. That warrants a response. Yeah. I think it's ghosted. I think you're still on the phone. Is there a Twitter badge that says she's seen it?

No, no, no, no. There would be a badge that says seen. She hasn't seen it, so not ghosted. Well, she probably sees it in her inbox. She's like, I'm not dealing with it. She probably sees in her inbox that it's an image. And I didn't think about that. She probably thinks it's my little peener.

Yeah, she probably automatically just doesn't click on the images. I think that there's a very good chance. Should I send her a message that says, I swear this isn't my my messages i have the perfect follow there's a good chance she doesn't handle her messages yeah i agree i don't know man because she tweets she tweets like her just pictures of bugs and shit oh yeah that is her um you should yeah you should send again oh i don't know what is the worst case scenario she just doesn't respond again and then you're fucked try to send her girl you're fucked if you do that the gyr what uh gr oh yeah yeah don't send that send something send something that would appeal to both her manager and her

barring that it is should i send her a picture of me holding my band something like business worthy a band of money no you're doing that's too many bits i have a photo that is too many bits so that's not a bit that's your bands aren't a bit no i no you my bands your bands are a bit you exit every contact in your phone, I just found this new band. That was a bitch. No, I said, I have a band I want you to check out. I saw you go to Wells Fargo, take out all of your net worth, and then you went back five minutes before closing and demanded they put it back in. You go that far with your band bits.

I have a band. Had a band. She wouldn't care about bands what do you think she'd care about then you want me to send a video of me hacky sacking that's too bitty that's all i know i honestly think you have to hold strong what is she up to alex is she's she in the process of filming something no i think she's what is her husband oh she has a husband. Yeah. Okay. What are we talking about?

You know how Hollywood is. It's all publicity. I do not. It's all publicity. I think you just... It's not good for content, but I think you do nothing. You can't do anything. You cannot double.

Especially after Stonehenge. I don't want to seem desperate. I'm team double. You can't double? You cannot double. especially i don't want to seem desperate i'm team you can't double you cannot rudy what mindset do you have to constantly live with that you're so afraid of coming across a certain way i it's it's more so just that seems a lot it just seems like it that's an embarrassment i'm not willing to burden to go double on zine but it's alexandra daddario yeah lest we forget i've moved on but i think i

think doing nothing says more than doing too much send woody harrelson a dm like also you please help me wait yeah that's a suggestion what do i do what did you say right before it happened like what did you yeah what did you do Just say I'm a cop, by the way. Yeah. Hold on. Woody Harrelson. I don't know if this is actually him. He hasn't tweeted since 2017.

Yeah. Fuck. Maybe on Instagram. He does. He does. Oh, yeah. You should Twitter. You should go to Instagram.

Follow her on Instagram. Woody Harrelson message. Need your help brother he's big on grounding intentionally what he's a stoner would he like it if i called him brother man he's a stoner yeah he's probably like an old like need your help brother man or brother man probably like rasta rasta my rasta yeah my buffalo soldier need your help Rasta need your help Rasta something you know

all about devil emoji maybe purple purple devil it goes that or eyes alright sent oh he's typing back talk to me

daddario huh yeah she's been talking she told me she told me about you oh what else is going on so you were in tampa Oh, yeah. And this is how you got the shirts and all the merch. The CPG. Shout out to Preston Moore. He gave us a whole bag full of goodies. Yeah. I sent him over there. Okay.

Take a look. Which one's that? I feel like something that he made himself. And this is just... Is that just a camo shirt? It's a camo shirt. And I actually have this. I'm not going to lie.

I've been looking so long for the story oh yeah sure but i can't find it maybe it fell off possibly we must have referenced camo or it's really camouflaged that's real true yeah wear this once i already have it um that's not how you accept a gift yeah yeah, I already have that. Oh, black cat. But it says black uncle on the fire. Should you be, for trivia tonight, should you be all black-uncled up? What you saying now?

We should start calling you uncle. You're ready. You've been getting good. This is good. Yeah, and then the one without the black uncle. Thank you.'s yeah that's probably for the best that one's cool yeah shout out to preston um i'm on the road with sass if you want to give me more shirts for the boys so you get them here you go to your like stand-up show the venue and he rolls up with just a sack of gifts he came in with a bag yeah and they were his um his girl had something they were both wearing custom merch so two separate interactions oh those are different

people yes so i see okay uh on the act i said that they might have been sisters and we claim them as sister wife and husband they're actually just married they're married yeah yeah you start to look like your partner sisters yeah because one was a guy oh yeah that's a dead giveaway sorry siblings um so yeah they came in the meatball recovery shirt and the custom cream pie shirt and then a separate dude preston is the one who gave me that bag full of custom keys got it yep and he wants to make something for the anus studio he does whoa cutouts. Yeah, that'll be cool. Metal cutouts. So if we want to give him something to make, he said he's willing to do it for Anus and Yak.

What are you thinking, Unc? Metal cutouts. Metal cutouts. I'll send you an example. Sure. We have opinion-based trivia tonight. We did do... I don't know if we can even talk about this we were asked to go to that bar for a steinholding competition to kick off

oktoberfest yeah uh humiliating um we roll up the anus boys are hosting a stein hosting to kick off your first off somebody tweeted that. What? Was it you? From the Anus account. Like, come see the Anus boys post the sign holding. You're the only one with the login. I did not tweet that. Was it from the Barstool River North bar? You tweeted something summoning people to come to the bar.

Come through and say hi? I said, come to Stool River North if you want to wrestle, KB. Right. Yeah, it's a funny way to invite people so we were going to no one came no one came we were the only people in the competition no one came which would have been fine if it wasn't posted on social but it also would have been fine if they we had to compete in the steinholding competition we did have to compete in the steinholdz we did i also posted that a half hour after the event was supposed to start uh so it was kind of like a bit kind of just yeah yeah it was seven barstool employees holding a random guy no and the random guy though yeah but he wasn't there for that at all so hopefully tonight's a little bit different, but if not, funny still.

I have some of the questions for tonight. I don't think we're filming it or anything. Kyle, I'm going to ask you some. There's some you wrote that I'm a little confused by. Okay. What rapper is undeniably a rapper? Is most undeniably a rapper. Okay.

Like someone who would walk, like a rapper who would, you would meet up with at Punchbowl Social and they would, and you'd be like, you don't have to ask what they do for a living. Oh. Yeah. Well, cause I recognize them. Yeah. But that, that's just that aside, like, you know, like they're, they're only a rapper that they could only be a rapper.

Lil Wayne? Lil Wayne could be like a... Little. He's like 5'5". He could be like a jockey. No, no jockey has dreads. No jockey's black. Yeah, what could Lil Wayne be?

I think he could just be a rapper. Palm Reader? No. He could only be a rapper. So that would be like a 7 out of 10. Yeah, that's a good pick. Well, what's your pick? Probably, I feel like...

It's Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne, yeah. Yeah. That's the only rapper i could think of this one i don't so we want people to answer pretty quickly it'd be like a hood like yeah you know like a what you know like a hood dude oh dude um yeah like a hood dude yeah um pick a fashion accessory shirt shoes combo to go back in time with an aggressively make out with your teacher after school with. Okay, if you could go back. Yeah, this is hypothetical. We ran this by in our heads before. What?

Go back to the aughts, like 08, 06. Okay. 03, 04. Okay. 205. 01, 09. oh three oh four okay two oh five oh one oh nine and you get to make like you get to make out with your teacher one of your hottest teachers so we have the same one and this is opinion based what is the best fashion accessory plus shirt plus shoe did i put combo to make out with your teacher in but you have to fit in yeah like

something like who's the kid what would the kid making out with his teacher be wearing oh okay so you're not going back in time as your age you're going back as a kid you're yeah well yeah you're going back in time and you're you're you got your brain goes back. So what's your best get molested outfit? Yeah. That's like that on paper. It is getting molested. But I think that's more of like a boyhood fantasy of making out with your teacher. So the prompt is like, what is that the cool middle school kid from 20 years ago, 15 years ago going to be wearing to hook up?

So it would have to be something that the teacher is interested in. Like, so how old would the teacher be like 26 28 probably 28 and 08 so so what would she like what do those new kids on the block yes a new kids on the block 50 year old loves new kids on the block yeah what else do they like gen x cold play cold play they weren't even like survivor vanuatu yeah so what would you be wearing amazing race would you be wearing the survivor vanuatu uh bandana thing that was probably just gonna do like a black g-shock um america's got talent iridescent black forces and the free yourself nike slogan shirt did you get arrested in a free yourself nike slogan shirt yeah and it's an f yourself yeah do you have a mugshot no no but i have that picture on facebook what of me in the shirt

you have not accepted my friend request no sir i started a facebook group when i just started called kb no swag fans only and i never did anything with it but that's like my main facebook thing right now it's my main many followers it was never promoted so it would only be found organically so let me see kb no swag fans only 187. Wow. Anybody written favorite KB moments? 17 comments. We've never talked about this, have we?

I think we have. Have we? Have we? Yeah. Shit. Yeah. Yeah, I think so, too. But what shoes would you rock, Kyle?

Oh, yeah. I said the... The fuck your teacher? The fuck your teacher. Yeah, the clear Keds. You can see the sock on it? Pro Keds. The K-Swiss with ankle socks.

Just like the perfectly white K-Swisses. My mind immediately went to Osiris D3. Tongue's too big. Tongue's too big. Tongue's too big. Tongue's too big. Nobody. Yeah. You wouldn't be kissing your teacher in that.

I disagree. Have you ever? No, I didn't. No. What was the what? No. I think my buddy kissed our teacher in a tap out shirt. Yeah?

Yeah. That rules. He went through like a tap out phase and uh it was a whole scandal but yeah really yeah it was a whole thing we got out of our math midterm senior year you're in what grade uh we were seniors was he a hot guy super hot guy yeah is he still still hot lives in tampa dudes like that hooked up with their teachers typically don't age well. He's doing him. Yeah. He looks older.

Yeah. You, cause you have to look older to hook up with your teacher, but he's also just massive. We got Reed moved here from, uh, from New York. We're here now. Have you ever, you've made out with your teacher for, you've, you know, you look like a guy that has, you were taller. I've not, I didn't, I didn't really like, I was a late bloomer. So when I was like 18, I looked like I was like 14.

Oh, they weren't looking for 14 year olds. No, no. I don't really like... I was a late bloomer, so when I was like 18, I looked like I was like 14. They weren't looking for 14-year-olds. No, no. I don't get what they're looking for then. A good time. I feel like if you're doing that, you're a pedophile. You want like a boy. No, no, no. I think they get off on being somebody's first and

teaching them how. They love to teach. So they weren't pedophiles they on paper yes but why would they go after like the eighth grader who looked like he was 17 18 19 instead of just a straight boy i think they're more attracted to being the first and they want somebody that looks like a man yeah Yeah, they want the buck. Okay. But I feel like if you're going to risk this pedophile stamp, you just... You go all out? I don't want to say that.

I don't want to say that. That sounds like advice. Dude, somebody listening is like, yeah, he's right. What the fuck am I doing? Just go for the kid. Might as well get a six. Yeah. There goes a turd.

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And if you're from Kansas, add a cinnamon roll. That's what they do. They do chili and cinnamon roll? Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Like together or post? I'd say don't knock it until you try it.

I've never tried it. I think it's like a Midwest, like a Plains thing. A Plains thing. Cinnamon roll dipped in chili. Oh, they combine. Yeah. Okay. Sweet and savory.

Good to know. Good to know. Mook. Yep. You had something to share with us. Did I? You got a message from an old fan. A longtime fan.

I'm blanking right now. What message? We got roasted got roasted ah brawley old brawley old brawley yeah brawley uh you know we missed him in new york the timing didn't add up and he wrote a roast so we i don't want to make fun of this we were going to go to brawley's heat for those who don't know he's our quadriplegic fan right and we were going to go to his we were going to go to brawley's he for those who don't know he's our quadriplegic fan and we were going to go to his we were going to take the train do a show with him from his place he said he was in too much pain yeah yep and i we were like that would have been horrible if he was but then thinking back that episode might have been funny where we were just like talking you just dude we're trying to podcast i'm in the middle of the HelloFresh. Oh! Oh!

We're going to have to figure out the levels on that one. Big shout out Brawley. But I think that would have made for a pretty good episode. So Brawley sent us his roast roasts he texted me his roasts uh is it a is it text or a video so it's two selfie videos um he took them with his shirt off okay he already lost the battle and uh he texted me today he's like i filmed it again without or with my shirt on so we could post the one with his shirt on but i i think i told him we'll just play the audio okay is that okay perfectly fine okay i sent him in the group chat i can play them out loud here or you can play them out loud from over there it's up to you uh play it into the mic and then we'll just overlay

it so it'll be clear for the listener so here we go is this gonna be human tongue that we're about to hear yes okay yeah yeah not you know not what not the not the steven hawking keyboard yeah human tongue yeah this could have been sent from anybody you guys are idiots Idiots. It starts with Rudy. And then I believe it goes Nick, KB, and then me. Okay. I think he's going to dice me. Yeah. Oh, no.

No, he comes out pretty hard. He comes out swinging. So here we go. Oh, he's the man. Let's go. Rudy, you won the national championship at Denver. That's pretty sick. But I bet most of your teammates would say you sucked,

you couldn't score, and you're only good at the forecheck. And since then, you continue to use your skills forechecking 50-year-old gay men's cocks. Yep. This one's got a clean cut. Wait, pause. Pause. Yeah, I loved that one. Yes. this one's got a clean cut pause yeah I loved that one the punchline was funny because it's like you being gay with that old Brooklyn

dude and the lead up was just just you sucking at your livelihood so he double truthed you yeah there was not a lie said in that one zero brawley here we go quadriplegic can be tough There was not a lie said in that. 1-0 Brawley. Here we go.

Quadriplegic can be tough. Hold on. This one's got a clean cut. Being a quadriplegic can be tough. My legs are pretty much useless. But thank God they're not as useless as Rudy on this pod. I knew where that was going. It's coming out swinging.

You're the brawly legs of this show. Yeah, I timed the ad so you can see. He's been within our lore for like a year now, and the only people to ever roast him were me and you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I hit him with a rat battle when we roast him were me and you. Yeah. No, I hit him with a rat battle when we roast him. Oh, yeah. Here we go.

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like it. Nick, it really is hard to roast you. Your knowledge of pop culture and your passion for Pokemon and board games allow you to make really funny jokes. You're by far the wittiest person I've ever come across.

Thank you. Oh, I'm sorry. I miss the age. I meant whitest person. Correct. No. Skinny legs. Skinny arms.

Glasses. You look like a stick figure drawing my niece made. Step into a slim gym nah you need to step into a real gym Slim that was good I love that that was good oh that rocks

that was really good I think you still got another 30 on Nick That was a bar. That was good. Oh, my God. Oh, that rocks. That was really good. I think you still got another 30 on Nick. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's actually grotesque seeing you guys together. Nick, man, you really shouldn't be seen with shorts. Oh, wait. Oh, wait.

Hold on. Pause. A quadriplegic is roasting my legs. That's how bad my legs are. And it makes sense. That's the second time this week. That's the second time. He's punching down. I think there's a quick hitter and then we have video number two. Oh.

Dyronic, you guys are from a town called Wheeling, but get no pussy. and speaking of wheeling i talked to my other paralyzed friends and we decided to petition to change the name of your town to walking we don't think it's fair for an entire town to mock us we won't stand for it oh he's the man all right so that's number's number two. For number one, man. And I think the next video is pussy, right? No. You teed off the podcast.

You're getting ghosted. Kyle. Kyle text me like at like 3 a.m. This morning. He's like, we get pussy, right? Yeah, because I don't know, man. We're not no across the bar way. Yeah.

It's not binary, though. though no it's strictly chicks okay i don't think we're that bad i don't know we might be the are we the most pussyless podcast on the barstool network yeah yeah what out in the bout exists gay Pat no doesn't based on only things I know he's a higher count yeah alright part two here we go the 2023 NBA playoffs

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He got me again! He got me again! I thought I was done. A lot of people don't realize how hard it is to have a conversation being much lower than everyone else. Now being in a chair, I realize what Kyle must have

gone through his entire life. Kyle says he's Polish, but I don't believe him. Because what do we know about Poles? They're usually pretty tall. After I became a quadriplegic, I thought it was really cool you guys had a podcast hosted by

people with disabilities. Nick, of course, with his rickets. A man that's a little slow mentally. But I didn't know KB's disability until recently when he started releasing music and i realized he was deaf oh no he's talking shit on kb did what yeah come on boy yeah i think you gotta stick to rapping king kunta

oh yeah i'll take that yeah wait he hits it. Death. Bitch, wherever you went, I was walking. Oh, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. It's an apt sentence for him to say. KB, you got addicted to Kratom. I would make fun of that, but addiction isn't funny. What is funny, though, is a butt chin. Sorry, Brandon Walker.

Does Brandon Walker have a butt chin? Brandon saying he hates disabled people. Wait, does Brandon Walker have a butt chin? A little divot in the chin. I mean, just have it. Which just might have multiple. Yeah, probably keeps receipts. Probably keeps receipts. Wait, Kyle, you're actually pissed have multiple. Yeah. Broly keeps receipts. Broly keeps receipts.

Wait, Kyle, you're actually pissed right now. Yeah, a couple. Yeah. We'll see what I come back with. Then I just got one more. You guys know. Okay, so quick side note. When I roasted Broly, I did kind of a rap battle. Okay.

Me by Broly, but my first name is Matt. KB literally fantasizes all day about squeezing guys on top of me. No, no, sorry, Mook. I couldn't think of any rules for you, man. Psych, you're just a Buster Myrtle lookalike. Rappaport's son looking ass. Want to be a little sass. The only thing sweet about your life is hanging out with Zack and Cody, Bob.

I can't account on you going back to your old job. Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! He hates you! Yeah, he smoked me. You could clearly tell that he actually hates Rudy and Moog. Yeah, we were chilling. If you saw his face during that bar, he smoked me. You could clearly tell that he actually hates Rudy and Moo. Yeah, we were chilling. If you saw his face during that bar, he hits it.

Oh, fuck yes. Pure, pure. Is he shirtless? Shirtless, yeah. Broly, good shit. Still going. That was good. Got 30 seconds left.

What? Yeah. You can't last here much longer, right? No one would even know who you are if it wasn't for uber and bug light you talk on the pod about having queens that's just a pair in your hands is what that really means oh fuck yep he's an olympic joke is gonna offend me nah they got viagra for that and here take some i got plenty this is how you do a battle rap, chief. Or is it legend or a beast?

I don't know which one I like the least. I mean, that whole shtick is so good. Fucking destroy me, dude. I don't know which one I like the least. I mean, that whole shtick is so overused. Just like your box of tissues and your bottle of lube. Oh my god. Your parents don't know you do comedy and neither do the people at your show.

Wait, let me finish. I'm better than you, bro. Wait, wait, wait. Holy fuck, dude. I told you last night I got the video and I was like, he smoked me and Rudy. Rolled me up smoking. Oh my God. Nick, you're thin.

Kyle, you're short. Mook, I'm going to dismantle every highlight of the past two years for you. You only had two bars for me, dude. I was smoked like a salmon, dude. You got put in a fucking spliff. Yeah, yeah. But my dog though i let my dog come out no i respect of course no this is fair game no he hit it he he did a good job that was fucking awesome shout out brawley oh my god it's amazing he hit all the boxes for now you're doing a stretch like just to just get like i need to decompress dude you say you have That's just, you just have a pair in your hand.

That's crazy. That was a, he hit the accounting bar. That'll be back at work. My God. I mean the closing bar, the closing bar. That was fucking incredible.

Yeah. Holy shit. Thank you. Brawley. You're the man. We do have to get you. Well, next time we're in New York,

we gotta, we gotta get them on. Yeah. we gotta get him on. Yeah. We gotta get him on. Yeah, and where does he live? Long Island. You know where. I know this shit. We doxed him on the spot. We did dox him. Apparently, it's the smallest street in the world and there's one ramp.

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out game time i i was gonna say i was gonna use game time to go to a Bears game, but they suck. So now I'm going to have to go to the Bears suck. Not game time. They suck compared to whom? The Eagles. Okay. The Chiefs. Almost every team.

Yeah. They might be the worst Bears Broncos this weekend. That will suck. I might. I might go. Are you going to go competitive football? Unless me and Dan want to do a stream for the toilet bowl, the Caleb Williams Bowl. I'll go with you.

We'll use game time. Yeah, we'll use game time. I don't understand. It'll be 50 cents. And any Anis fans, meet us at Reggie's. We'll pregame at Reggie's Rocks. And look at the quarterbacks of that matchup. Russell Wilson and Justin Fields?

Yeah. Two great athletes. That's just just getting unanimously degraded yeah it would suck russ hasn't got it as bad russ should get it as bad they are some of the best athletes in the world yeah yeah they spent their lives as prodigies savants playmakers superstars unlimited do you think that they lost that ability or that the nfl is just that competitive because it's the best 32 teams in the world it's that competitive um i think a lot of it like russ has an issue where he he used to have to play hero ball

especially towards the end of his tenure at the seahawks i think it's a lot of decision making ton of meant it's a mental right so I started watching football again this year for the first time in like a decade. And I'm a jets fan and I don't want like people. What? I did not know that. I grew up in jets fan families from dad's side of the families from North Jersey.

Kyle's born in Jersey. Yeah. Born in new Brunswick and Zach Wilson. I don't understand how you could possibly hate him. Really? If it's the team that you're giving all your time and energy and emotion to, and it's this guy out here who... What is he doing to offend you?

They wasted... Offend you? No. It's just like... I actually want to add this debate. Okay. What did he do to make you hate him? It's their team they're passionate about. They dedicate their lives, their energy,

their hearts to this team. And when somebody doesn't live up to expectations, he was taken what? Second overall? When you watch Zach Wilson, are you like, he's going, he's purposely, he's done something or he hasn't prepared properly. He's doing something.

It's going to be coaching as well. But he should be getting better, right? I watch him struggle and I feel bad for him. Yeah, I do too. Cause the NFL is so good. Like I watched the Bengals and the Rams burrow versus Stafford,

two elite quarterbacks. Both didn't really throw a touchdown. Stafford's past his prime burrows hurt. Right. But there's like, I don't get like Zach Wilson is probably what the 30th best quarterback in the world 40th um or would you rather have minshu or zach wilson there's probably some backups that probably a few he's probably like the 40th uh let's say 35th yeah you got to put kaepernick up there the 35th best

quarterback in the world it's the hardest position to play in maybe all of sports. One of the. Yeah. It's, there's more quarterbacks. I know football is an American sport only, but there's more quarterbacks than probably some international sport positions alone. Yeah. The equivalent of the 30th best quarterback would be an olympian an olympic

track runner uh a beloved tennis player like ben shelton but he was projected to be so good he is getting the fame probably the girls and a ton of money all he has to do that is what that's the justifier no it's not a justifier i would never shit on somebody like that i would say they suck but suck is a weird term like yeah and he would be the best problem if he was in college he would probably be a heisman candidate all right yeah i think it's a it's a russ is much more open for criticism versus zach because zach wilson's young a kid i think i could never be a huge i huge like a lot of these guys like maybe like Jersey Jerry he might actually hate the guts of some players

I don't know if I could ever see people they actually hate the players maybe not even Jerry I there are probably some super fans that could hate players right like to their core in the wrestling community oh fuck so like Jordan Burrow that was a long we have we fell for it is so

why do we always fucking fall it is so taboo to say anything disrespectful about the competitive ability of an athlete unless they do something unless they physically spite their coaches, their teammates. That's the athlete point of view. And I do agree with you on that. Sorry. Got to kill myself. Jordan Burroughs.

Kyle Snyder. Kyle Snyder is beloved in the wrestling community. He's won world titles and NCAA titles, Olympic titles. And when he loses, it's not like, oh, this guy sucks. When he loses to someone much worse than him. But the thing is, it does not have the fandom and it's not a team sport like the the the jets were super imagine going to the season it's super bowl or bust you have the supporting cast jack wilson is a backup and now he was drafted to be a star that's because he did nothing he did was wrong he Yes, he's not progressing.

He dominated the Mountain West. And he, I mean, what did he do wrong? Yeah, he's going to take that draft pick. And he just, the NFL defenses are so good. They're so freaking good, man. Why can't some players do it? Because we're comparing, how many players are considered good in the nfl how

many quarterbacks probably six just by looking at twitter when you said nobody would like this i thought you were joking well here's the other thing you're forgetting is that do you think brock we're comparing him to like to genetic anomalies to freak show you're forgetting coaching you think brock purdy a better athlete than Zach Wilson? We have such a stupid perception. I don't think Aaron Rodgers is a genetic anomaly. Yes, these guys are all fucking anomaly athletes. No, some of them put the work in.

They're the top 30 to 40 in the world at a position that so many people strive to be good at. But a lot of it is just like the team. It's just strange that his growth stunted. Did you see Demi Lovato's recent pick? Dib dibs dibs dibs dibs i saw the pick i went out i hate her i went out to the bar too yeah i went out to the bar and i found a pin on the ground that has her face on it kept it what yeah that has their face on it and i didn't even see it i got stunlocked by selena's pick no no no selena's pick her her veneers go outwards it's odd demi i see i see a lot of veneer shaming on twitter are you seeing veneer shaming uh byley everyone's like all the veneers

are kicking her ass veneers and cheek uh whatever what is that surgery buccal fat buccal fat dude it's so hard to like win in life yeah yeah you just do one thing that's like good for you yeah you get just absolutely crucified aging as somebody who's a celebrity has to be just the worst because then there's gonna be articles like just like you this person's unrecognizable let me know if you guys have seen what i've seen when uh like a instagram model or a very hot girl from 2015 posts a pic now what did the comments and quote tweets say fell off what happened they always use an nba player like a shack for the celtics yeah they just destroy these that's horrible yeah like a summer ray do you remember her yeah of course yeah she was this colorado right yeah aurora girl yeah and then yeah they post pictures whenever she posts pics now it's just

crucifying her with comparisons of like athletes at the which is crazy but the thing is like those people does she still got it are you fucking kidding me i don't know what she looks like dude i'll start barking right now for real no she's not yeah it's it's unfair what's happening to her and i hope she hears this it's unfair it's completely unfair but then they have these like resurgences like i don't think selena gomez was really in the conversation and then all of a sudden what she get lupus she get jaundice lupus what she gets she's a lupus yeah and it had her late weight fluctuate but then she lost it and then it stayed in the titty yeah it must have yeah what's so funny mook she got lupus in her titties the lupus is just in the titty right now the only

person i know that has lupus has huge titties. Nick Cannon has lupus. And that's why he's having so many kids to start an organ farm. Everybody knows that. Yeah. But no, I think she just has it centralized to the titty right now, which is good. It's contained to the titty. So the good news is you have lupus, but it's just in the titty. A silver lining.

A silver lining. Yeah. Don't get me wrong wrong i'd suck them dry but uh the demi the demi photo did it to me i still haven't seen the photo yeah the scarlet johansson ai pics have all my attention right dude yeah i uh i know they're fake i know they're fake. I know they're fake. Nadeau, I think, tweeted great rack to the AI. I saw that. It was Scarlett. It was Jennifer Lawrence. Right off the bat, I saw J-Law.

What is her name? Jennifer Lawrence, yeah. Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah, I knew it was fake. Megan Fox and Hermione. She was the first celebrity to like pizza, which drove me crazy. Billie Eilish got AI'd too. Really? So AI's just making them like slightly

i think they're just putting them in outfits like ai big body her yeah yeah can somebody do that to billy eilish has somebody ai is stacked mook you don't have to ai that yeah you are jiggly yeah oh jesus yeah what the fuck rudy i'm trying to slim down no you're doing good dude i mean you're off meatballs a little bit i think you kind of been quiet about that though yeah i'm off the balls yeah you know he's a meatball enthusiast oh did you see that on twitter last night what's philly meatball no you guys know this girl? I'm talking about James Clark from The Bachelorette from Winnetka, Illinois. What? What are you?

What? Yeah. You a Bachelor guy now? No. Okay. Who's the meatball chick from Philly? I saw that she had a crying mugshot, but I don't know who it is. So basically, last night, Philly got looted.

Yeah, they looted an Apple store. They looted everything. Aren't like middle school kids just robbing Wawa every day? Yes. And apparently there's this influencer in North Philly. Her name is Philly Meatball.

I'm going to send you her profile right now. She is a trip. What's she do? And what's she get arrested for? I love how every influencer from Philadelphia, their first name of whatever their online profile is Philly. and what she get arrested i love how every she went she was live on philadelphia their first name of whatever their online profile is philly or like it has to have the city name in it they're proud they love saying that like meek phil philly meatball meek phil meek phil that's his name what mcmill no meek phil's not his name queens yeah what meek phil's from queens meek phil is just actually meek his name's meek no he's like actually meek like he will inherit the earth

meek is meek is shy brawley's rose is really coming to food yep yep uh basically this woman philly meatball went live on Instagram last night and broadcasted the entire looting that went down. And she is just a big queen. I'll leave it at that.

I put her Instagram in the group chat. So she live streamed the looting? Yes. She's moving second in chess. She's a big black queen yes oh look at her on the four-wheeler her name is deja what's her last name vu uh it's just deja main page oh that's a sick name her brand is ain't nothing brand, she's awesome. She's on OnlyFans.

You can catch her. Her pinned posts are just amazing. Check her out. So what does that have to do with meatballs? Her street name is Philly Meatball. Got it. Cardi B fucks with her. Yeah.

Okay. Oh, here she is in the tub in the brownest water I've ever seen. Ever seen, dude. Wait, that water is dark. I'll loop all these pictures in, but yeah. Oh, but wait, she's wearing a beanie in the bathtub. Yeah, ain't nothing. I'm going to have to get one of these beanies.

Mook, you got it. What's your deal? What's your deal? What do you mean, what's my deal? Yeah, what's your deal?'s your deal what do you mean what's my deal yeah what's your deal look at me all devilish the way you answered that answered my question almost because you know what you knew what i meant i sort of know but the cadence in your with your response well what's your deal i don't know what my deal is man what's going on i think he got pussy i do yeah he got he's wearing he's wearing sweatpants today

and his dick's moving differently it's moving differently you actually like zeroed in on my cock i know it let out a yawn yeah that dick's on ir um you know i i'm i'm not gonna comment on pussy or no pussy we're a no pussy podcast we are you would ruin it you would ruin it i will say regardless of that my chicago deal, I did just get a picture of from Peyton of the chicken from Family Guy. So she is in Chicago right now. Oh, she's winning. Oh, no. She wants to beat that ass.

I think she's coming for a slap. Oh, Jesus. Oh, yeah. She's going to get you. Yeah, she's going to get you. Do you have any updates? Life updates? Life updates?

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mustache i don't think i look good but uh it uh some oiler just showed up last night and just was just gifted. Montreal? No, like an oiler. Oiler. Edmonton. Edmonton. Like an oiler is like a Twitch term, like for someone that gifts a lot of subs. Oh, an oiler.

Yeah. Like an oil baron. Yeah, exactly. So he was just he was messaging. He's like, I've never been on Twitch. I don't know how this works. And he was just gifting subs at an alarming rate. And fucking shout out to that guy.

Yeah. This week, we are also filming episode one of the put on. Yeah. Rudy was proactive and reached out to a lifestyle streetwear company in Chicago. Yeah. And we will be giving Mook a makeover. And what we, what Mook told me is he has a date directly after we're filming this.

Yeah. So back to Kyle's point, I am kidding. I can't, you're like, you have dates planned days in advance. We're both busy. I'm doing standup like every night out here.

But now you're both are on top of it. Yeah. Yeah. So Friday night, we're doing like i'm doing stand-up like every night out here i'm but now you're both are on top of it yeah yeah so friday night we're doing like a real date you're gonna be in your threads too for that rudy picks out for you yeah and you're gonna have black hair and a nose stud that's nick's portion of it i'm gonna scum handling just the clothes i think you look good with a little stud i think you honestly would i do too i think it'd be cute i would rather do no stud or dangly cross there's a right answer dangly cross nope that is not the right answer is that not the right answer is dangly cross i'm gonna look ridiculous either no you're not you're gonna look cool with a no stud no stud is fuckable dang. Dangle cross is a problem. What is a no stud? The little diamond.

Oh, yeah. I just like the little. It's going to look like I have even more skin cancer than I already have. No, no. You're going to look really good. I promise you. I think we got to tan you up a little bit. My goal for this video is I just want that montage like a 2000s movie of like you walking out of the dressing room.

We're like, no. And then you go back in. You walk. I want that crazy, stupid love style. of like you walking out of the dressing room we're like no and then you go back in you walk i want that crazy stupid love style yeah you're steve carell you rock new balances and shorts yep which is cool now look like a pe teacher i'm not gonna i'm not gonna troll you i want you to look like feidelberg at the end of this yeah i'm not gonna troll you i'm we're gonna do our it's not just me it's not a troll we're gonna do our best to really get you some cool pieces and i do want to take you to a black barber that yeah i can do that yeah we're gonna get you a nice fade but like i said in previous episodes i mean the coaches you you put me on the field i'm gonna make plays so just every time put me in a position to win and i'll make a fucking play and your meteoric rise is going to continue yeah and also your personality did regardless of how ridiculous

you may or may not look your personality will carry i want the last scene of the put on is you walking into the date with your new fit i'm gonna lose this girl no yeah we did no no no this is not we did 30 minutes about you being a cream pie god you're wearing a pussy flavored shirt yeah with cream pie god you're wearing a pussy flavored shirt yeah with cream pie god on we publicly spoke oh we met these we met a dude at uh at bird's nest wings and he was like yeah we found that girl yeah and they just showed you her instagram oh really yeah yeah so i guess we gave too many details but like yeah like if she doesn't care about us publicly talking about filling up her cooch with your seed, this is light work.

This is light work. This is a filler episode. No, gender. Rude boy. Yeah. All that aside, cause I can't really think about just going into that with like,

you know, looking how I'm going to look. She's going to meet the boys Friday. That's right. We're linking. We're linking. Yeah. Yeah us yeah yeah okay yeah i'm excited for that i am too what is play nice what play i'm giving you the pass to what what pass to do whatever what the shit yeah yeah kyle's in charge why are you the one giving the pass? He's in charge.

It's Big Unk. That's Big Unk. Will you put on the black uncle shirt and the bandana and go into the bar? Oh, man. Going into a bar with a bandana probably isn't allowed in Chicago. Go off, Unk. Oh, speaking of that, we found a doppelganger of Nick. Oh, shocker.

No, this one is is because he's black uh yeah we found black me um really yeah organically yeah it just sent where sent in the group yeah we yeah we found we found black me yeah he loves pokemon go yeah i know that he is more uh he is me yeah dude he really is yep i mean it could be worse that's a good that's a cool guy no i it's black may is that a green screen on his what is on his roof is that a flag he's at a museum i think that's a bedroom mook that's pretty cool nick um my two filters away

the same beard the same you like that it doesn't even he's the best part is he looks just like you with sharing no similar features as you dreads different nose different lips but he looks like me different beard different color it looks just like you what are you upset about no No, it's just funny. I'm jealous. What is there to be jealous about? He looks like you. I want to be black. Would you Freaky Friday with him? Agreed.

Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yes. In a heartbeat. When you guys were kids, do you guys think that Freaky Friday and stuff like in movies that actually happened? No.

No. No. No, never. Yeah, me neither. Yeah, okay. All right. I didn't. you guys think that like freaky friday and stuff like in movies that actually happened no no no no never yeah me neither yeah okay all right i didn't yeah i didn't go in my lawn and try to do kamehameha i did do that okay thank god i was but i knew it wasn't gonna happen like i knew the chance were probably like four percent but what is that i was actually a saiyan but what if but how did you ever get into anything nerdy uh we liked crazy bones that wasn't nerdy though yes crazy bones was nerdy not in second grade that was just like uh guns and footballs, like high powered ATVs. Yes. Nerdy stuff.

DuPont. Did you ever have Pokemon cards? First grade. I collected them based on the look. Never played. That's what I did, too. And then I got ripped off. And then my mom drove me to the kid's house and i stood outside hoping he came out

and he never did yeah i uh ripped off a girl in my confirmation classes to get uh my yeah my confirmation classes to get her charizard so the charizard i have now was bought in blood what did you trade uh the full art tops cards over the actual legit pokemon cards i gave her like five holographic of those for one original charizard but then i don't feel bad because every time i would yawn in class you'd in my throat you breathe down my throat like that i guess her family did that like whenever you were yawning at the dinner table into their in their mouth and it pissed me off i had the reverse i had a kid make a dumb trade and then before he left he stole the card back because he realized how bad the trade was fuck yeah i like him what yeah i like him fuck him dude that was my first op fucking oh that wasn't my first stop

what are you allowed to say that i don't know that's why i didn't really say it kind of only kind of said it you're allowed to say that. It's better than the alternative. I saw a post on Call Her Daddy subreddit. Yeah, what'd you say? As one does. You check it in? I think there's at least a 30% chance that the person being talked about in this post is in this room. 50% chance they're in this building.

this building so i have been with my boyfriend for about a year and there have been a few weird signs that lead me to believe he may be secretly gay slash bisexual if anything that rules me out if anything i love and care for him so much that i would want him to embrace that about himself instead of feeling like he needs to stay with me but But I'm on the brink of ending things. Because he has been such a bad boyfriend to me recently. In a really secretive sort of way. Let me explain my reasoning. Number one. He almost overcompensates with his masculinity. For example.

He has no close friends that are women. He is very obsessed with his guy friends he's weirdly obsessed with barstool sports and he wants to enlist in the army one day so right off the bat i don't think that's like a red flag for gatem no no overly obsessed with your guy friends like no close i don't have any close friends that are women very obsessed with your guy friends weirdly obsessed with barcelo sports maybe a little bit yeah and he wants to enlist in the army one day one day how old are they yeah that's like a 23 year old thing they're 12 it's in like the pre-teen suburb two i have been told by his guy friends that when he gets too drunk he whips his junk

out and starts hitting everyone in the balls. I'm talking pants down to his ankles and holding his junk in his hand when nobody else is doing this. Apparently, even when he doesn't whip it out, he still tries to nut tap his friends. Again, I don't think this is a gay thing. No, but I don't like this guy. He sucks, but this is just like a dude. Yeah, he's a dude okay

where what he rarely wants to be intimate with me but when he does he sometimes has a very time hard time getting hard but when he does get hard he finishes really quick not gay not gay finishing quick is straight. But when he does, there's little to no foreplay and he doesn't go down on me ever because he thinks it's weird. If he's drunk, there's little to no chance

he'll get hard. That's just... I don't think gay. Not gay yet. That transcends sexuality. She said, he's been such a bad boyfriend to me. I don't think any of the,

like maybe not eating the pussy. Or getting naked and hitting guys in the ball that's not a bad boyfriend to her and then the last one is he's very secretive about his home life his dad is very strict and potentially abusive oh so we all assume it's that but he has a lot of built-up anger that comes out when he's drunk too like to the point where he starts fights and stuff and will end up screaming trying to punch people jesus ruling i don't think he's gay not gay i don't think he's good i don't even know if he's that bad to you well that's tough to say but based on what i know he just doesn't eat your

pussy but none of that is a is him being a bad boyfriend other than that yeah right well yeah i mean you could still be a good boyfriend and naughty i don't think he's gay you could be the best boyfriend in the world naughty pussy in my opinion why do you think it's somebody in this room i don't know is it no i don't even have a i don't i don't have a girlfriend yeah i don't know i just i don't i don't have a girlfriend yeah i don't know i just i don't think that's a gay boyfriend i do tear my pants off and sack tap the homies though i yeah yeah but i don't have a girlfriend he's probably 22 23 yeah he's getting really wasted yeah tap and sack sounds like most guys isn't this person but that sounds like white socks dave it might be white

socks dave it's not him i'm saying i think it's somebody here it's not white socks person, but that sounds like White Sox Dave. It might be White Sox Dave. It's not him. I'm saying I think it's somebody here. It's not White Sox Dave, but that sounds like White Sox. White Sox Dave probably likes eating pussy, but his face is too prickly for like the chick. That would probably be horrible. He probably brings a fork. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Not me. It ain't me. I'm yeah no yeah that's the dead giveaway for me now i'm like very convinced it's one of you no you know our personal lives i'm close with my dad yeah okay okay so yeah that leaves i don't have a girlfriend i don't know i did it let's see mook uh he was very into barstool sports before he worked here yeah um you hide things from your parents yeah i think it's some there's a chance somebody the person in question is listening oh yeah there is a good chance i want a rebuttal yeah prove to us you're not gay yeah i don't have a girlfriend i have a queen but would

you be devastated if rudy fucked her brains out i'd kill myself yeah i'd end it all. I would never do that. Are you referring to yourself? No. There was a quadruple homicide in front of my building yesterday. There was like three ambulances. There was two ambulances and twelve cop cars.

Did you hear the homicide? There was only three ambulances? Uber pool?ances and 12 cop cars did you hear the homicide wait there was only three ambulances uber pool yeah somebody probably double or there was like one that was just really really homicided that was like could sit shotgun in a jar conjoined twins something yeah wait so you texted us and you're like, something's going down. I said, this looks good. You said it's in my dry, wry humor. I didn't mean that at all. It looked quite bad. And you said this is probably a training exercise. No,

I think Mook said that. Try to console me. Has anyone ever seen a cop training exercise? No. Yeah. They do it in small towns. Yeah, but not at my apartment. No no my apartment's for living which is the opposite of what those four people did yeah you said quadruple homicide and kb yeah he did it was pretty pretty hard uh no i don't want to get made fun of for making fun of

the day that was not a quadruple homicide i looked i listened to the police scanner it was from what i see it was kind ofkill. I think it was just a domestic dispute. But they brought out the boys. That's good because I almost sent into the group text the halo for quadruple homicide. What's the kill streak award for four? Three's UAV. UAV five is predator missile. Predator missile, yeah.

I think four might be care package. Yeah. I think three's care package. Three's UAV? Three is UAV. UAV. Five is Predator Missile. Predator Missile, yeah. I think four might be Care Package. Yeah. I think three is Care Package. Three is UAV. Oh, yeah. You're right. Yeah. Excuse me.

Yeah. Gamer. Fake. And you got Harrier. Yep. That's it. Yep. Got Harrier.

Dogs, Harrier. And then it goes to... Chopper Gunner. Chopper Gunner. AC-130. When you get that AC-130 you are humming yep humming this is call of duty yeah yeah yeah yeah there's no better we got you a gaming setup kyle kyle actually approached me he was like i really want to do another gaming night which kind of stunned we're

going to run to a micro center either tomorrow or friday whatever day we're not going to put on and get some pcs yeah we'll get them cool all right let's uh go to trivia time thank you guys today was episode 363 oh yeah what do you got you it's uh an alternative area code for nassau county long island long oil and um what was that yeah here's the deal you guys fucked up you guys tried to redefine what towns and cities are. Your towns or your biggest town is Hempstead with 700,000 people. Your towns aren't towns. Your towns are just regions. And then within the towns are hamlets and villages. And then cities are a separate thing.

Hamlets still exist? You only have two cities. They have hamlets within towns. The towns are not towns. When you think of a town, you think of a small city. Their cities are regular cities, beach and glen cove but then they have towns hempstead um you guys fucked it all up that's all i'll say uh you're going to get destroyed online for that the the town yeah what else is uh hemp

hempstead yeah and That's all I got. Yeah. Big shout out to them, though. NASA. What else do we know about it? I don't know anything. The Islanders haven't been good in 20 years. They might make the playoffs this year, right?

You have such a big county, probably over a million people. Colleges. Hofstra. Where's Manhattan College? I don't think that's there. Yeah. I think that's where Ken Jack went. Like a very intensely local group of people living in a bubble

refuse to acknowledge that there is another country, that the rest of the country is living in a different way. Yeah, you're born, raised, and die there. Yeah. That's about all I said. Yeah. Good good to know mook any housekeeping uh no but i did want to see if you guys like this uh predictions for the weekend anything either events or games or mook you're going to fall down over eight steps over eight Either once or four steps. Twice. Okay.

But he's going to be upside down, so your face is going to be the lowest thing to the ground, but your pants... But your pants are still going to fall down. They're still going to be up around your ankles. Your pants are going to fall down. You're going to fall down, and your pants are going to fall down up. Up.

Your pants are going to fall down up while you fall down the stairs. Yeah. You're going to fall down a flight of stairs, and your pants are going to fall down. But your pants are going to shoot up. You guys have seen this happen before. I saw it happen at Wrigley. It's going to be elastic to new balance.

Every time Mook falls, his pants... Did you snag eight early? Because I think that line might change. The line changed? It's going to be eight. And it's going to be after your date. Okay. And then she's going to be repulsed.

Pound the over. Yeah? The pants are going to be down. So, down, so that's at least one, right? I guess you're right. Anything else? Weekend predictions. I'm going to get fucking twisted off booze. I'm going to get back on the fog.

Yeah? On the fog? What does that mean? Weed. Oh, yeah. I'm jumping back in enjoying that it's been over two years i'm gonna whoa i'm gonna get back in yeah yeah off adderall oh that's good yeah what are you going to do with all your leftover i don't have any uh i quit because i didn't even care what you're gonna do with it i'm I'm going to get back on the fog.

I'm going to get back on the fog. Kyle accidentally added me to a group chat when he was asking somebody else for Adderall. Yeah. And they were like, why is Nick in here? Yeah, I was embarrassed. Yeah. You know you want something bad when you search the name and just text whatever pops see that it was and nick yeah it's just yeah i

i let it go and i didn't bring it up anywhere yeah yeah all right god bless shout out shout out brawley big shout out brawley huge shout out brawley