A New Untold Story - The Teen Boy's Pendant - A New Untold Story: Ep. 341

Episode Date: April 27, 2023

Nick's boy Cleveland, KB's twin boys, captain logs, dopamine, 341, vodka sam, orange crush, KB's piece, and most importantly, The Teen Boys Pendant. Ads: Gametime - Download the Gametime app or go to https://barstool.link/GametimeApp, enter your email, and redeem code UNTOLD for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply) Barstool Store - Shop now at https://store.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

Hey, A New Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon Music. untold story. A new untold story. It's a fresh, big untold story. A new untold story. That was a bad one. All right. A new unsolved story. Episode three hundred seventy fucking four.

What is it? Three forty one. All right. Three forty one. What do you guys know about three forty one as a number? Three. If throughout history, maybe. In media and pop culture.

Anything about three forty one that you guys want to get off your chest or know about is that the malaysian flight number no that was a wild guess i had no clue dude out of dude you know how many numbers there are and you you're just like i just guessed yeah no one said anything um 34 you're not i don't think you're gonna guess because it's nothing crazy what is it i have some facts uh 341 facts? Yeah. All right. Do you want to get in?

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He has to bring the heat after his fiasco. You're going to be wearing a Riley Cooper jersey there. Yeah. That's nice. Yeah, I think I went to that Knicks game looking back I think I got too drunk in front of a boss hard to get wasted at an arena no no

no what are you doing just kept on buying beers and I kept on drinking them all and then I forgot that Che was going to buy beers and I went and got one and then I got back and there were two put them down too too drunk I pitched a segment that I could have on part in my take beers and I went and got one and then I got back and there were two put them down to two to drunk. I pitched a segment that I could have on part in my take.

How did that you could they'll probably let you. Probably not. Hey, man, I know you have the biggest sports podcast in the world. Let me on. Let me on every episode on you drunk pitched. I drunk pitch. We hear what you remember the pitch was. I'd love to hear it.

Yeah, I do remember what it was um have me on during football season big cat you gotta have me on during football season get my own segment you guys shut the fuck up you guys just keep your mouth shut and i'll come on and i'm going to recap hard knocks the show but i'm only allowed to watch it in japanese and we call the segment very hard knocks and i have to recap what's going on in the show oh i just thought you may have balked the pitch that's a strike that's strike did they like it wait a minute why would i a strike isn't good it should be in like a grand slam why am i the pitcher in this? Oh, I pitched. You pitched. But wait, then why? I didn't get the reference. Back to baseball terms.

Back to baseball terms. That's how we're doing. I try to, as a pitcher. My first ever tweet. I'll never understand how in bowling a strike is good and in baseball it's bad.

Won't be sleeping. That was my first ever tweet. Let's see. And that's back. That was my original Twitter handle was classy cleave too because my my black classy cleave too yeah because my black friend was classy cleave and he was like dude you got to think of a name i was like i got the perfect one and so i was classy cleave too and he he's not classy at all give me some examples of why you people might not think he is uh got a real foul mouth on him yeah loves to see swear

black that's what people might think got a real foul mouth black um you know the two big ones yeah um is that what you were wanting me to say no because I thought you had like some there was a story I don't know if you've told it I've told it on here about him taking a selfie he didn't take the selfie

my boy Cleve loves to eat ass and he can't get enough he's insatiable when it comes to girl butt is that like a specific high you're chasing? I've never, you're asking the wrong person. But the one time he was eating this girl's ass and we got a Snapchat from Cleve and it was just her like smiling at him, just eating her ass. He looks up caught.

I've talked about it on here before. Yeah, you show me the photo. I've seen the picture. It's hilarious. Well, yeah, the face. here before that's yeah you show me the photo i've seen the picture it's hilarious well yeah the face i could zoom in on the face and crop out the ass and you'd be like that's a guy that just got caught eating ass like it that's the only time a man could ever make that face it looks like a still from a paranormal activity oh my god did you he's kind of sneezing out though

this kind of looks fly but that's that cool. That's his Joker card, dude. He doesn't take the panties off. He pulls them to the side. It's a little bit hotter. Yeah, I think so. He's holding them. He's holding them like they're two champions. And when he's done eating the ass, he puts it back.

It's like a graduation tassel. He's posing just like Kobe with his NBA champ. Yeah, just sitting with the booty hole. Looking sad. Just holding one asshole. He's like purposely trying to look humble about it not excited and horny and pumped yeah just another ass dude but also like he's the way he's sitting can't be comfortable like that's an impromptu ass eating

yeah he's sitting like a like a stapler or a staple remover even when snapchat and vine came out I think it was concurrently maybe in like 2013. Did you guys have friends who would just post whatever on there? Like sex? No. One of my teammates, I'm not going to dox him, but he and his twin brother would always just walk in on each other. That is so easy to find. Yeah, they wouldn't give a shit.

They'd be pumped. They would just walk in on each other fucking and post it to vine and there was like no secure that you vine didn't have the technology to like flag for that be like yeah on his account dude does like does tiktok now is there like a scan for pussy like do they run like tiktok has to have all the scans have to have all the scans they also have huge gaps i saw this one trend where girls would be topless and then they would be where aviators with reflective. Oh, yeah. And then in the reflection of their sunglasses, you could see their selfie camera and their tits would just. That's like that's like dudes selling teapots on Facebook marketplace just like a post their cock.

Wait, what? Dudes used to sell teapots on Facebook. You can't just say that as like a statement and then just dudes used to sell metal teapots because they like they're like oh sorry you saw my cock but it was on purpose till they were getting off they put it in the teapot no no no the reflection of the teapot oh there's other ways okay cock reflection's hilarious though it is what is weird though because on tiktok you'll get flagged for saying fuck or for bullying when you're not bullying and then i also my algorithm just came across a whole slew of

this like new kind of drone strike in ukraine and i was just watching dudes get blown up and infrared yeah they're posting yeah yeah they're posting war ukraine ukraine soldiers love to tiktok yeah i think in this one they weren't really a big fan of the tiktok do you think any ukraine ukraine soldiers love to tick tock yeah i think in this one they weren't really a big fan of the tick tock do you think any ukraine soldiers have seen a connor mook uh what's up beast yes yeah i do too yes i do too do you who knows who else saw one do you think obama obama seen you yeah i think there's a better chance of obama seeing it than like a russian ukrainian soldier no no way obama's probably got does obama even have a tiktok account probably he's got to be checking in molly keeps him tapped in yeah i guess what is she up to malia should go to brown

i'm making a joke i think she went to Brown I don't know I was thinking I don't know I would like to know Harvard graduated 2021 Okay then Sasha may have gone to Brown Or maybe Obama did Or we might just have to cut this That seemed right I thought it was yeah

Sasha is at Michigan right now I thought it was. Yeah. Sasha is at Michigan right now. Is the Rudy Jenda school of guests? That is crazy. What? She's at just at Michigan.

Is she in a sorority? Oh, yeah. I mean, do you remember the video of her at Rolling Loud when viral? Was she smoking a cigarette? I think she was like passing a joint around. Yeah. Sneaky link with a boogie with the hoodie? Maybe.

That might have been, yeah. That'd be a good ass couple. I couldn't date a president's daughter. No. Or son, I guess. Child. No. Oops.

God, I'm off to a really bad start, man. It's surreal that next week at this time you'll be in London. Yeah. Don't tell me, man. Yesterday was one of the most stressful three hours of my life. Dude, you've been lying about having a passport for how long now? Years. You just say you have it. Years.

So I got asked to go to Tokyo by Dave to coverave to cover like the wrestling yes and i was just like yeah i'll be there then i'm like fuck i have to get a passport right because i didn't want to tell him i didn't have one and never got one so then we was discovering yeah that too and now i was i paid a lot of money to have the to get the expedited three-day passport. How much money? Come to find out. Come to find out. Yeah, I paid for it, but now you have to schedule. You have to go to an agency or a post office

that handles that to send in the documents. Okay. And they're booked up for three weeks. So what was the point of... You know what I'm saying? So are you fucked? One of ourworkers has a guy a passport that yeah what did she say you're just not coming on this trip

she said what would you say the odds of this you join she said this sucks need high need the following photocopy of old passport social security number and residential zip code i sent it right away which is stupid but it was and it was her. She has. Oh, yeah. You just answered. I just said I was so desperate to get this passport. She said.

So I sent her all the information. She got it. Put in the request. It looks like you're good. Oh, yeah. Do you have a passport? She said she'll let me know tomorrow, which is today. Oh, so we'll talk, man.

Hopefully I'll be in London. We already have the tickets. I know. And I won't know what to do alone. Yeah, especially overseas, especially overseas. I want to be such a douchebag when I come back.

I'm there for two days. That's less fun than it is fun. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Maybe my passport won't come. It's an eight-hour flight, I think. No.

I think it's like, yeah, around six. Really? It's only six? That's fucking amazing. Because I went to Oslo, and I think... But it's longer. I don't remember which one is longer. Okay. Well not bad a little longer than that i've just never flown over an ocean before though i'm very afraid about that yeah uncharted territory you gotta get a passport

we were patently false at seven hours and 55 minutes okay so eight hours yeah i don't like use of we there um for me and tyler better um what do we i don't we asked to go and i wasn't expecting a yes yeah we asked to go as soon as the queen died and just forgot about it and they're like we'll send you for the coronation made sense it was like okay it's london's gonna be crazy for the queen's death and they're like oh we'll send you to the coronation next week. I was like, yeah, that'll still be crazy. It'll still be fresh. That was six months ago. Yeah. Alright, we'll see.

Yeah, I don't know what we're gonna do. I have no idea. Fuck. I was gonna wing. Are we winging it? It's like, hey, thanks for this expensive ass trip. We were like, yeah, we're not doing Man on the Street, so what are we gonna do? Don't know. we have to come up with an entire plot yeah okay i think we just do a vlog we go experience stuff it's not that hard there's a brg in my dms that is uh

suggesting an absinthe and a cult bar with taxidermy all over the walls yeah all right um we've been to one of those. Yeah, we have. In Pittsburgh. They have the same one in Pittsburgh. It's a chain. This one's in London? It's a chain?

There's no way. I'm very much joking. Waiter, you fell for that? I mean, you're a guy that just texts his social to a stranger. That's such an obscure thing to have two of in the world. Yeah, I don't know what else we could pause. I was thinking we go to like an etiquette class.

Or we just stake out the big man. But we're there for two days. Or with John Kelly. I got to meet him. Yeah. I'm playing. Dude, there has been a lot of turmoil in the Pokemon. I just opened up my phone with my boy eating ass.

In the Pokemon Go community? The Pokemon Go community is currently going through a boycott. They're boycotting the game itself? Yeah, they're uninstalling. Who is? The trainers. Over what? some price raises some like the the ring you have is smaller the distance you could do remote raids is further

it's like it's it's it's they really really it was a lot easier game over covet and now they're going back to their old ways and raising prices it's what yeah what who's like leading the charge uh reddit the pokemon go reddit but while that boycott is happening it's already dropped a whole star rating in the app store um the app store also i saw that like i was going through apps i had downloaded at one point in time i downloaded the bible app i wonder what was happening it had to have been a pregnancy scare. I don't know what, what like the Bible. Yeah. I was just looking through like app side download. But anyway,

um, what side of the fence do you fall on? Older? I think I was like trying to be like, God, please take this baby. The boycott. Oh,

oh, oh, oh, Jesus Christ Nick the boycott I'm still playing I'm still playing yeah you think Pokemon's gonna go under or like what the fuck no it's the most valuable property in the world

they're just gonna be like bored and not have any fun doing what they love while that's happening the Pokemon trading card community the tournaments. Is there an overlap here or two completely separate groups of people? Pretty separate. Very separate, I would say.

But the trading card community, their tournaments now, they're allowed to enforce. Yu-Gi-Oh has been allowed to enforce this for years. But now there is a base level hygiene you have to hit. And so the stores are putting up signs saying signs saying like you can be disqualified if you smell too bad and some guys were just like this is fucking bullshit i use that to my advantage like this guy like guys guys are like i think they're just coping like i'm using my stink to like as a distraction but in real actuality they just reek they're coping instead of just applying deodorant which takes less time than coping.

Yeah. But yeah, it's just this person did their first tournament and was a post. Does it always smell this bad? I played in my smell bad. Like Yu-Gi-Oh is the worst. It goes when it goes in ranking of smell. It's Yu-Gi-Oh, but Pokemon's getting there. And then magic is usually pretty good smelling guys.

I don't understand the psychology of that. Why they don't bathe or like. Yes, I think it's more just guys that are lazy and reek and don't have personal hygiene. Find Yu-Gi-Oh rather than you go to find you. They're going into I'm going to stop showering. But some guys have lied and be like, that's my competitive advantage. I'm using that cake. Take a shower.

Yeah, so embarrassing. But I played my first tournament hosted in a game shop yesterday and once the competitors started uh coming in the place began to stink like unwashed clothes i enjoyed myself but i felt nauseous at times it's making me hesitant to go why is this a common occurrence in the tcg world why does it have to be this way and somebody was just like i hate that pokemon's turning into yugioh yeah and it was like so many comments of like people playing both sides of the fence i'm curious as to how who is the the gatekeeper of like is there someone who has a like they smell and they're like the owner of the card shop has like they're allowed to like put like the pokemon

branding on it now just like we are allowed to enforce you from the we're allowed to kick you from these rank games if you don't meet basic hygiene it's like it's a rank game that's so i would love to see someone enforce that i don't think they would have the balls to go up to one person bill you smell too bad get out yeah i don't i don't think it could be done but um we found out about the show budget and I think we're all going to the board game convention in Columbus. We are. Yeah. And so there are there is a Pokemon tournament there. We'll have to go see if it rings true. I do know Yu-Gi-Oh is some of is there's a few Yu-Gi-Oh guys online that I like that look pretty clean and smell. I'd imagine they smell pretty good. But yeah, you get in the uh sports card community too where it's like stink you get like an upper

echelon of people that are like well-groomed and you get like the creatures that come out and that are just like disgusting yeah wrestling may be the worst during weigh-ins because everyone's naked everyone is dehydrated so like their their breath is awful and everyone doesn't. They're demaciated. It's the worst. Mook, you're a card guy. Sports cards have gotten weird because you have a fucking a president jersey card or something. Yeah. I mean, they've always been weird.

That's kind of what people like about it. You can get like a George Bush autographed card. Someone has a bin Laden auto card. What? I have the i have the full desert storm set oh like the yeah yeah um star wars yeah what desert storm the war the war yeah desert yeah one of the more recent ones sorry about that oh yeah star wars wars we're all just off yeah we are i'm like i'm into andrew huberman now which i don't know this is gonna be the worst version of me this might be the worst version of me yet no no there's

no bigger phase person than you i feel like i've been pretty pretty baseline in my entire life it's not just phase as i i take it to the extreme Now I'm so hyper aware of my dopamine levels at all time that I've been logging it on a scale of a scale that I made on one to 10. But like, how do you know what you're at? What? How do you know what you're at? So I consider five to be my baseline mood of like, that's like typical. I'm not like too happy, but I'm content. I'm fine.

And then I go in increments of 0.5 so if i'm like a little bit happier than normal that's 5.5 okay if i'm on cloud nine which i haven't experienced yet yeah i'm at a 9.0 what so when did you start logging this yesterday oh way too in depth way too in depth so what too in depth. So what's your cold? I take a cold showers and I swear by him. I'm telling you, boys, cold showers. What's your little dinky look like? Oh, man. I take the most pathetic cold showers, too.

I'm like clacking. How long are you lasting in there? I'm doing. At the coldest. Two minutes. OK, OK. Thirty seconds. lasting in there and i'm doing for at the coldest uh two minutes okay okay 30 seconds i do like five minutes in the cold plunge at the bathhouse that's five minutes that might be too long i had taylor lejuan bullying me yeah don't shiver pussy once you get past three minutes yeah you're fine you just got to keep those things i've been going like four times a week to the bathhouse. That one? Regular now. That's expensive.

It's a bitch. Yeah. I'm like trying all these self-help techniques. I'm not skipping songs. So I put a playlist on and I don't let myself skip. I have to listen to every song through because it makes you enjoy songs you do like. You should listen to the Wonder Years Greatest Generation. Good album.

And the last song is a combination of the lyrics from all the previous tracks. It rewards you. It's cool. Yeah. I can relate, though. I've been getting way more hyper-focused on things, too. Like the other night on Friday, I came across Pitch Black on Netflix, which is the original Chronicles of Riddick movie. I didn't even know that was part of Chronicles of Riddick.

I don't know what that is. It's a Vin Diesel franchise. It's a Vin Diesel. Chronicles of Riddick? I love how Rudy was like, I've been working on, you're really big into self-help. I discovered Chronicles of Riddick. Yeah. I can relate.

Did you just want to talk about Chronicles of Riddick? And you were just like, yeah, I'm on the same boat. That was the buffer. That was the buffer. That was the buffer. Yeah, the cold showers and you like tracking your dopamine reminds me of I discovered Chronicles of Riddick with Vin Diesel. I watched all three in a row. I couldn't. I was like, I have to know everything about these movies.

They're amazingly bad. So I know he bought the rights to them so they couldn't cast anybody else, I believe. Yeah. to them so they couldn't cast anybody else i believe yeah but the main point i was gonna say is i got so obsessed with world war ii that i watched almost every single world war ii documentary that's even worth watching in its totality and what i realized is that a lot of what they examine for like historical events is captain's logs yeah and like primarily in the pacific because it's naval battles so like ships or ship captains keep a captain's log. And then I realized that captain's logs, they just do captain's logs because they think

like keeping a diary would be too gay. Yeah. And then they're like, oh, I'm doing a captain's log. That sounds gayer. A naval log is like when you want to shit on a girl's chest, but she scoots up. Which has probably happened. I wonder if that person thought of that. That's happened to someone

and they need to know about that. Dude, if you accidentally poop on a girl's tummy, just look at her and say, Ahoy. Just left a fucking navel log. So, captains' logs? So, captains control history. Yeah it's it's sort of a way of them trojan horsing into talking about their feelings because like i said it's a diary they're not

gonna they're not gonna say i have a diary it's a captain's log so they open it up with you know like uh manifest movements um weather and then once that groundwork is laid then they talk about how they feel i'm feeling kind of unhappy sad yeah you're a war tracking their dopamine levels yeah and so um and then the japanese ones are most of them especially towards the end of the war them coming up with just new and inventive ways to kill themselves in every fashion um how are they doing it kamikaze kamikaze seppuku seppuku uh arikari what's that uh i feel like that's uh is that self-immolation one of them i can't i don't know which one's which but one of them would like to know what their dopamine levels are immediately before that it might not be as crazy as you think. Adrenaline. Crazy like, oh yeah, adrenaline's a bitch.

Dude, I did my lamest thing ever. I'm so into a fucking book right now, I bought the pendant the main character wears. That is the lamest. I had to get it from Etsy. I'm trying to think of what's lamer than that, like in fandom. So the character, is there even pictures of this character? No. It's a textbook.

Yeah. They just describe the pendant. Yeah. That's one step into cosplay. I know. That's one step into cosplay. You're a shirt away from cosplay. Dude, I bought a fucking charm online for my necklace, for my piece.

I know. And when I bought it I just I didn't know what I was thinking it was late at night it was like 6pm I was thinking very clearly and I just saw it and I was like it's brushed steel looks great I'll be wearing it who is the character who's the book

I can't say because then they'll text me spoilers is it a man is it an adult man with Oh no It's a teen Oh my god Teen boy? I didn't think about that until just now

You wear a pendant from a teen boy in a book And he's magical? Yeah What kind of magic? He can fly He can fly? No Is his name icarus you can fly

yeah what's his name i gotta return this fucking what the fuck was i think dude as soon as i bought it i was embarrassed and then i got the email receipt and it was just like oh it's so bad yeah it says congrats with an exclamation point it's it's it's bad fuck why'd i do that i dude's embarrassed spending money is so easy and i don't have any to spend i just see i i don't buy like things that i would like for more than a day yeah you i have nowhere to put my sword it's too big at least you have a fucking sword dude and i have

gimli's axe on the way pendant the sword the what's happening i got the sword the pendant i don't know what's happened to me either dude that sounds like a like a secret society sword and pendant sword and pendant yeah Yeah, that's sick. You're pendant list by pendant right now, dude. Now, what would you, you wouldn't even,

that's the thing. That's what's so sad. There's nothing you would like enough to buy a pendant of. Yeah, I don't know. I don't like characters who wear pendants enough to buy that. Yeah, I don't have any favorite characters who wear pendants.

Oh, fuck. I'll show it off when I get it.'m hoping it's in today yeah i bought a fucking pen what's 314 okay we can get into that 341 all right let's start with some 341 facts. Oh, fuck. Three. You okay?

341 was the body weight in pounds of Philadelphia Eagles defensive tackle Jordan Davis when he ran the 40-yard dash in an astonishing... Pause. Is that your voice? Yeah. I did like a... I want it to be like an official commentary segment. And I knew that I would choke under pressure if I did it live, so I recorded it in case I did, and I did choke. Now I'm just going to, so I recorded it in case I did and I did choke. Now I'm just going to play what I recorded.

Play from the beginning. I'm sorry for interrupting. 341 was the body weight in pounds of Philadelphia Eagles defensive tackle Jordan Davis when he ran the 40-yard dash in an astonishing 4.78 seconds at last year's NFL Combine. In the entire history of the NFL, you know, the league of the most athletic freaks of nature on the planet. Yeah, that one. Only two other NFL players over 330 pounds have ever ran it under five seconds, and Davis did it with more than two tenths to spare

if genes had monetary value the dna sequence not the denim the dvd i still shop at old navy the davis family would be the waltons or the rockefellers you know what scratch that there is obviously intrinsic value to davis's genetics because feet, both spellings work here in the 40 yard dash, secure the then 22 year old, a four year, $17 million contract. Plus a fun little signing bonus of nine and a half million. That's a lot of Wawa.

Oh, he's in his rookie season, Jordan Davis, not to be confused with the country singer, although he probably also rocks Eagle emblems on his clothing and can finish a 40 quickly. Yeah. Anyway, in his rookie season, Jordan Davis, the football player, went on to report 18

tackles. Hey, he was battling injuries and some vocals on the holiday album, A Philly Special Christmas. Wait, why can't we put that out as a TikTok? That's my friend. i fucked that one up as always i'm kb that was 341 in history and welcome back to the broadcast of a new untold story oh you're good at that man i was pretty proud of that um was that one take no it was like seven okay yeah that was awesome segmented um did you put a filter on that to try to make it sound more did you broadcast i try i directly copied another guy who does it he does stuff like that yeah just the same cadence and um wait can we just post that

video for tiktok and you in front of a green screen saying that i don't want to have to say it can we just put that yeah i can yeah i can do it um and i i can just get into the other the rest of 341 by all means i didn't record it yeah we can fucking what else my old bass teacher's in town tomorrow i gotta take him out to dinner i always get myself into these things. Your old base, teach? Wear your pendant. If it's in. Does he have a ponytail? Oh, you were big into the base, so you probably have a good bond with this man.

341 is the U.S. dollar amount in millions that 29-year-old New York Mets shortstop Francisco Lindor is making over a 10 year period. Yeah. Now you think with a salary like that, I can't do it. I'm embarrassed. No, you're not. I could barely do it alone in my head to do so many. That's significantly more embarrassing. How was my cat? Oh, your cat cat rocks it's pretty fun i was afraid uh the last time i saw her

wait keep on going to 341 oh yeah the last time i saw your cat she was sprinting towards the door and i shut it real quick so i'm afraid like i thought i hit like hit her yeah she no i always she did not like what she did not like when i left i played with her for hours i went to your place like three times that's awesome yeah she's fun um loves getting her belly rubbed loves you know loves what a nut loves falling loves watching me shit i have a video of that too as i can't show anymore wait why every time i go to the bathroom and plop down she sprints in if i had the door halfway like she's like screeching to get in and watch but what about if it's a piss will she know if it's a piss like she likes to go to the bathroom regardless but she loves watch she'll watching watching me shit she doesn't know what's going on

she shits she shits religious um i can't do it again. Yeah, you can. I can't do it live. Yeah, you can. And this isn't live, dude. 341 is the US dollar amount in millions that 29-year-old New York Mets shortstop Francisco Lindor

is making over a 10-year period. Now, you think with a salary like that, he should be batting about 340. Oh, fuck. No, that was good, dude. It was a voice scratch. No, it wasn No, that was good, dude. It was a voice scratch. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't.

Cracked. Now, you think with a salary like that, he should be batting about $341,000. Not the case. He signed the contract prior to the 2021 season and then proceeded to bat $230,000 for the Mets. If you do the math, the Mets were paying him about $330,000 per base hit. Damn. That's good.

Do you like finding numbers like this? Yeah. That's like $93,000 or $93,000. Come on. $93,000. I can't do it anymore. It's $93,000 per day. Three. Yeah.

I don't understand baseball. The money. Oh, it's there's so much money. It seems like the disparity in batting average, which should be the only thing that should matter. How often you get on base or how often you hit. Yeah, that should be they're like giving him that much money and like it's so easy for a baseball player to bat like in the 200s there's no yeah yeah i don't understand the at bat i don't know what do you mean the at bat

the science of the at bat yeah there's too too too, too much to it. They have no control. They're just like pretty much swinging and hoping. Yeah. That's why they only hit it 20% of the time. It's yeah. It's fucking nuts. And they get paid so much money. Yeah.

The best players in baseball go three for 10. Dude. How much is Ken Griffey Jr. Still making a year? Probably a lot. It's fucking nuts. like oh he's still making yes and i think he's 52 how much did ken griffey jr make this year for a contract a baseball contract uh the former i'm looking right now i can't find it. It's a lot. It's a fuck ton.

You know what's not a fuck ton? He signed a nine-year, $112 million deal and would get deferred payment from 2009 to 2024. Yeah. He's earning more than $3.5 million this year. Yeah. He's the fourth highest paid player on the Reds payroll. Oh, my God. Brutal. Well, you know the Bobby Bons payroll. Oh, my God. Brutal.

Well, you know, the Bobby Bonilla story. Yeah, right. The Mets are paying him till fucking 2050. Yeah. Twenty thirty five. He gets a one point one million a year. That's nice. D.P.

Atro's on one of those two. Rick D.P. Atro is a goal. He was a goalie for the Islanders. Manny Ramirez is on one of those, too? Yeah, dude. And then you'll see football players and just be like, what's he up to? Oh, he's dead.

Ken Griffey Jr. is looking sick with a backwards hat. Oh, yeah, it's such a better option. Oh, my God. Rick DiPietro is going to be earning $1.5 million annually until the end of the 28-29 season. You can also play hockey forever, too. Baseball is more just like, I know it's hard, but less a sport, more just like looking cool while you move around slowly. And if you think about it, it's tough to look cool.

They look goofy. Your uniforms, your matching. I think they look very cool. You think they look cool? I think they look cool. The ones that look cool look sick. Yeah, Fernando Tatis. Tatis. uniforms. You're very cool. You look cool. I think they look cool. The ones that look cool looks. Yeah. Fernando Tatis.

Tatis. Looks sick. Super swaggy. They like dress up for games. It's like a whole thing. Look at this. We all wear hats all the time. That's inspired it.

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You got a salad? Yeah, I got to keep eating. Why? No carbs, no sugar. No more weed. What? Sucks. So pretty much all of this all the things you like all of his episodes are basically why i'm gonna die by 50 every single episode are the thing my worst habits what about nicotine nicotine's i don't know i stopped i don't do it anymore no but what's his

thought what i don't know i didn't get to that i don't even know who No, but what's his thought? I don't know. I didn't get to that. I don't even know who this guy is. What's his what's his show? He's a scientist in a professor at Stanford. He's got a really good beard. Bald. No idea. I've never seen him. On TikTok everywhere.

Is he? Oh, is he? Everywhere. You got to watch that. It's the most popular one on his YouTube page. The dopamine one. It'll actually help. Yeah.

Very anti-alcoholic everything wrong not even just like the little things like you just how sunlight directly affects your mood how stacking dopamine boosts is horrible for you it's directly if you're going no carbs are you doing keto no? No, this is day one. You've been doing that, dude. When I get bored with this, it'll be next week. Kind of in the same vein, you've been listening to that boring shit. I just started following cutest.monkeys on Instagram. Dude, I can't get enough.

That account fucks with people, dude. Do they follow you back? No, no, no. But they have 174K. They only follow five accounts. They follow GentleMonkey, CherishBabies, AdorableCow, and DogTime. no no but they have 174k they only follow five accounts they follow gentle monkey cherish babies uh adorable cow and dog time but dude i saw one it was like a uh what's that what's that social media you looking at cutest monkeys yeah dude you're taking cold showers i'm looking up

popping at this and our dopamine levels are the same. Oh, yeah. Mine were, yeah. Bro. Ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh. Oh, yeah. I can feel my boost. Yeah. I'm going to log in. Dude, I saw one on Cutest Monkeys. It tore me up.

It was Be Real, the app. You know how it's like that app where you have to take a picture of what you're doing? Yeah, we know. Okay. And it's like what you're seeing and then your face. And this one was a monkey. It was a monkey. And he was like looking at it like all shocked.

And then his B-reel of what he was seeing was he was in a grocery store. And he was at the conveyor belt checkout. And it was just all bananas. That's where he would be. That's where he would be. And the guy checking him out was just like, what the fuck? That might not have been cute. Let me find it.

Dude, yeah, that tore me up. That's what I've been doing. Hot ass showers. This one's scorching. This one's heinous. Looks like a dog. Nah, it doesn't. Look at his snout.

That looks like a monkey, but it ain't cutest. It shouldn't be on cutest. I'm pissed that nipples out report it oh yeah that ain't report that that's not a cutest monkey that pisses me off actually and i might unfollow 341 was theAC blood alcohol content that is high of University of Iowa student Samantha Gowdy after a 2013 Hawkeye football game in which she was promptly arrested for attempting to storm the field at Kinnick Stadium before

live tweeting the incident from her apt Twitter handle Vodka Sam. This was like an OG viral moment. What was she? How? What? What? Did she live? Well, this is a picture of her, which girls stopped looking like this in the early 2000s. Yeah, they did. They just no one looks like that.

Yeah. And it was such a it was like a skull shape. It was it's unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. Girls stopped looking like no girl girls used to always look like this that was my high school that was walk around and see you would only see that girl no one looks like that i don't know what i don't know if it's a facial thing or

um where is she now yeah where is she her linkedin hasn't been updated since 2014 during which she was a volunteer at wild Bill's coffee shop. Volunteering at a coffee shop. I made sure to include that. That's not good. You never want to be doing that. And 341 is the area code of the East Bay region of Northern California, Oakland, Fremont, Haywood, Berkeley, Richmond. This area is, which I didn't know, more Asian than anything.

Oh, yeah. Asians than whites. It is. San Francisco has the second most Asian per capita other than Asia. They surpassed over the last 10 years. They surpassed white people. So, yeah, good for them. Good on them.

Numbers are up. Oakland boasts a stellar list of famous people. Oh, yeah, good for them. Good on them. Numbers are up. Oakland boasts a stellar list of famous people. Oh, yeah. Arguably one of the best actresses or one of the most famous actresses in the world. One of the most famous female politicians in the world. One of the most famous lead singers in the world. OK. Actress in the world.

Most famous now. So think Margot Robbie. Think more. I think younger. actress in the world most famous now so think margot robbie think more uh i think younger sydney sweeney a month yeah on that level more maybe more probably more yeah more famous definitely more famous i'm a stone what is that what is that hint what's that hint uh is that a vibrator it's uh the letter z it's ah yeah good most famous oh dude yes my oh my buddy and his wife are pregnant. And they were like, we named it after a celebrity. Think of a famous person named after a celebrity.

They're naming him Miles. My mom was just guessed as Zendaya. My buddy, my cop buddy and his white wife are naming their fucking... Especially him. Josh. They're naming their baby Zendaya. That would be the boldest thing to name a kid. Yeah, we didn't know.

There's another? No, but keep going. Who is... They're naming him after Miles Teller? Yeah. Okay. I like the name. They don't have to say that it's named after anyone. No, I don't think it's named

after really... Oh, I said Think Spider-Man. They said Think Spider-Man, like Miles Morales. But my mom... They said Think Spider-Man, and my mom goes, Zendaya. Yeah, we're... Yeah. That pissed me off so much. Do you think there's another LeBron? Oh, there's a bunch

of LeBrons. Yeah. There's only one famous one, but you don't know any other. Non-f of LeBrons. Yeah. Non-famous LeBrons. That would be really funny. Yeah, it is. Does LeBron go L-E capital B? Yeah. Okay. Capital L, lowercase E, capital B. He's the only LeBron. He's the only, yeah. G-Eazy. G-Eazy? easy yeah he's way down the list um zendaya kamala harris

kalani billy joe armstrong mark hamill kisha cole damian lillard angus clack it wasn't the narrative of him they plucked him off the streets yeah he was a bumbling idiot he went to the same performing arts school as Zendaya. Oh, that's so he wasn't. He wasn't some fuck. They were acting like an actual homeless person. He grew up in that scene. He went to a performing arts school.

Then that is a bad. He can't speak. He went to the Oakland School for the Arts, the School of Production Design at the Oakland School for the Arts. Classmate of Zendaya. Okay. You know if you're in class with a one-word name person or a one-name person, you're fucked. Was she like that? Is there any one-name, a non-famous one-named person?

Yeah, Clemmer. Clemmer. Is my boy Splat. That would rock. What was the appeal of him? He was just like a white guy who talked black. And also weird looking, I guess. Mac Miller just died.

Oh, he did look like Mac Miller. Yeah. Yeah, that was his appeal. They have any mayors? I text you boys boys by the way mayor of the of the show is alexander walker griffin it's not three tiktokers that's one black man he's the young he's only 25 mayor of hercules california a city of about 26 000 people in Contra Costa County on the coast of the San Pablo Bay. This man is his bio says Johns

Hopkins 24. So he's still in college, yet the mayor of Hercules. So good Instagram. You can scroll down to his like middle school. What's his Instagram handle? His Instagram handle is Alexander Walker Griffin.

Oh, yeah. Verified. OK. Yeah, there he is. Girl Scout cookies. Oh, he has Mayor's Minute. He's a content creator. Yeah, we're scrolling.

What are we looking for? No, I just, you know, sometimes you just have to hand the award out. And? And that's it. And that's it. Here's with Nancy Pelosi. Yeah, Mayerisminit. Good ass.

Good ass guy. He's a nice one. Yeah, he's a good looking guy. He looks like a childish Gambino. In what way? He reminds like a childish Gambino. In what way? He reminds me of childish Gambino. He's an army vet too.

Okay. Cool. That's why that's a fast track to a mayor. Mook, can you pull up the picture I sent? Yeah. You guys are going to split a wig. Split a wig? That's a saying, right? Mook, can you pull up the picture I sent? Yeah. You guys are going to split a wig. Split a wig? That's a saying, right?

Right? That means laugh? Oh. That's so good. He's like, of course it's a monkey all these bananas who's buying all these and he looks up just in time for the be real dude enjoy i'm taking a hot 97 degree 99 degree showers and looking at that and i'm happier than you don't make fun of me for this because this is the first time i actually feel like i'm on

the right track and i'm gonna stick with something healthy how long has it been three um four days i started listening to it down in savannah oh how was that great except it was orange crush which wasn't bad it just what's orange crush it's the the hbcu beach bash okay for all of the south so it's it's it's a numbers game that was annoying you don't want to be with like thousands of college kids okay anywhere especially when you're trying to relax um but i did see when i was on the beach tybee island i saw a girl wait you guys know this story in no there's no way i looked it up there's a news headline orange crush returned to tybee island with unprecedented force like the

mayor like shuts down the businesses which is very racist they're like we have to shut down yeah all like the restaurants nothing everything is closed on the island and they brought in and they demanded like she released a public like emergency statement demanding that like the law enforcement shows up or emt show up with extra narcan doses oh my god i don't even know if that's not even that's our thing yeah yeah but i saw a girl raw dogging feet wise those big red boots on the beach yes and then the she went viral on twitter for how disgusting that is and how her feet must be heinous yeah in the she has to be cooking those things oh my god and you saw it i saw her yeah that was a treat um and then they took over one of the brunch spots okay they do they do a lot of things better than us not the beach

not the beach that's all right we do the beach better they do fashion better music coolness slang sports we do the beach better how they don't they don't, sports. We need the beach better. How? They don't know why they go to the beach. These people. No, like this group of Orange Crush squad. Yeah, yeah. They weren't. So were you just chilling on the beach or were you going out in the water splashing?

I was splashing around. I'm passing football. I'm laying out. Who are you passing football with? Myself. I'm like throwing it and now my girlfriend oh dude you posted a picture of you playing tennis you were smacking that thing i'd put it up 1.5 speed and it still looked and then i adjusted like the audio so it didn't sound distorted you're getting really good what was the caps you put on it getting there yeah like getting better like slowly and i purposely well the first one the first highlight tape i made

was all like of my best hits it was i can't post your first i have to include some misses yeah that so we throw up a compilation of you playing tennis on youtube i have like hours of footage yeah you get prop the camera up and go play i just play can you hang with her absolutely not yeah but i'm i can like probably actually play someone in a match let me get in there what do we got i mean yeah this beach pic is so much different than like any of our family vacations

if you zoom and there's Kyle tossing football in the water the little plastic where's the white boy yeah oh man Oh, man. So did you make any friends down there? Any KB heads? I didn't talk to a single person.

Only like service employees. Yeah. It was awesome. No BRGs down there? No one. Did not even say the word barstool. That's pretty awesome. That's nice.

That's really nice. Oh, there was the first bar Iool that's pretty awesome it was nice that's really nice oh there was the first bar i went to was this is insane bal bob the bal bob lounge it was a bal bob tree themed bar so yeah so you've always had an affinity towards bal bob trees you always compare brett farve's penis yeah bal bob okay that was that was the crazy thing? Nothing happened. Nothing. Yeah, it was just chill. Mook, what's new with you? Relaxing. Weapon check. I've upgraded to like a-

I didn't know we were tallying your weapons. No, no, no. He's talking about him in kickboxing class. Yeah. Upgraded to like a 200 FPS airsoft pistol. Learned a spinning back kick today. Can you do it right now? No. Okay. I save it for when the boys are in trouble you're right oh kyle i'm sorry you got uh you got called out for racism

about two again after this yeah i guess you just were saying that we do beach better and stuff like that but uh you confused confused Gerald with the black kid from recess. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. I don't even know who that is. I was picturing Gerald from Hey Arnold with the,

like a bread basketball. I pull up, pull up. I had never, I'd never watched a recess. I didn't watch cartoon network. It was Nickelodeon and maybe Disney. Gerald recess. No, no, no no no the just the the

african-american boy from recess oh is recess the one with the tj detweiler yeah yeah i've seen that many episodes let me look up this guy yeah yeah oh yeah that's who I was thinking of yeah I thought red for some reason that's exactly who I was thinking of yeah I said it is he like the Jackie Robinson

yeah he's so good like the first cartoon kid oh I'm pretty sure it was him or the hair on the guy hey Arnold no no no oh i'm pretty sure it's him or the hair on the guy hey arnold no no no no i think like first black cartoon character oh oh the jackie robinson of cartoons yeah who was the first black cartoon oh yeah i think it was like a slave and betty boop no Dude, it was Steamboat Mickey had a slave shoveling coal.

But I tried to look up this girl in Tybee Island big red boots. There's another dude who did it. That must be the worst beach shoe. So uncomfortable. Oh my God.

It was Peanuts was the first black franklin peanuts oh yeah franklin franklin from peanuts wow good on them they also had a real dirty boy in peanuts i love pig pen i love pig pen dude i used to love the peanuts i've never was that just charlie brown yeah yeah i never watched yeah you have you've seen the great pumpkin you and like ken jack were you were going through on the bracket going through old tv shows and i don't know how you retain so much information and plot points from these shows you haven't seen in years well those were the best times in my life i have no memory from that period none like no like to deep like i don't remember any of the shows i watched well they were all on after 7 30 you were already fast asleep yeah eight eight seven 45 bedtime 7 45 bedtime brutal oh my god i don't know what

else is going on mookie uh how is that kickboxing douchey dude so i went to class today and the instructor like kind of looked like kb and i was like if you go down this like self-help track i like this is like the douchey version of you like blasting edm telling people to throw kicks like doing the whole thing no more that you're just describing kyle still no no more blasting music i love what in a no more listening to music when i'm doing something else that is enjoyable i don't know if this is worth it but don't make don't discourage me you just said this was the thing that you're going to do for the we're gonna i'm not discouraging you we're gonna see i'm excited very excited to see where this leads so much yeah i'll check back in a week but uh my mom listened to the pod last week

wait this is the one where you said maybe she'll suck it talking about she being your mom it being kyle's hard dick let's not uh run that back but uh she uh texted me she was at like the uh she was at some part in the podcast and i was like oh five minutes from now she's gonna hear and she's been boozing and She was boozing. Yeah. So that was a... What did she say? So you were texting us like a countdown. You were like she's listening probably about 15 minutes away. Then I didn't hear from you. Yeah.

She called me. She's like, I hope daddy doesn't listen to this. She said daddy? That's even worse. She said, I hope daddy doesn't listen to this? Talking about who? My dad. Yeah. I hope daddy doesn't listen to this talking about who my dad yeah she called it was just a weird it was a weird time man like when she refers to your father to you she just says daddy sometimes yeah really yeah I think that's kind of we make fun of that right yes yeah that's that's embarrassing

yeah it's fucking embarrassing yeah that's embarrassing yeah but uh now my dad hasn't my daddy hasn't listened to it yet so i think i'm in the clear daddy won't daddy won't do we have any housekeeping uh yeah a couple things i guess a year ago today there was the kb hospital episode yeah i don't remember that remember it but i don't know why i think we found a hospital gown just around the office and just kyle put it on to pretend like i was in the hospital yeah probably okay uh we're the illusions gone the magic's gone for that one oh but wait we reposted that clip right do we repost the clip not too long ago? KB on the roof was reposted. I saw that clip of KB in the hospital gown not too long ago.

You can see your entire cock online in the hospital gown. Yeah, I always forget. If you pull it back up, him walking down the hall, I think you see his entire cock. Every time. This happens a lot. You're the only one who ever points it out because you're the only one who zooms in.

I'm not zooming. You're the only one who knows. It's not visible to the naked eye unless you zoom in and you know to zoom in and make fun of me. Find him walking down the hall in that gown and i think you can see your entire cock and i don't think anybody's pointed out for exactly one year your cock is online and it's so small nobody's pointed it out for a year was that us that we were talking about somebody's cock is too small it can't even smell

i think that was you and me yeah we were just out to drink or something I think Tommy was talking about like I don't know Tommy brought up oh yeah we were talking to Tommy and then I said your dick is so small it can't even be smelled it doesn't even have a scent it can't be my cock pull up Kyle walking down I'm trying to find it that was before my time

so I don't even know where it looked. Make sure you get that. I have one note. Make sure you pull that up. I have one new note in my phone. It says, sketch idea, Disney Plus sized model. That's all I have. Explain it.

I don't have any explanation. Okay. We'll work on that sketch. That'll be coming out soon.'t have any explanation okay we'll work on that sketch that'll be coming out soon i have avocado progression in my notes cold showers avocado progression little baby oh i know what that i didn't have i didn't know what an avocado i never had an avocado until 2012 and you can see my progression on twitter i live tweeted if you search my name in avocado we don't have to do it now no we absolutely do while he's looking for your cock kb no special i was just like i was thinking i probably have at least i probably average 1.0 meal with an avocado per day yeah Yeah. And I didn't have one for the first 18 years of my life.

They became all the rage. No results for KB No Swag Avocado. You've never tweeted the word avocado. Yeah, I have. No, you haven't. Yeah, I have. Did I spell avocado wrong? You don't have to spell it

spell it you don't have a c-a-d-o no avocado all right so you've never even spelled avocado wrong avocado fuck uh three times i was it was like they're all about subway i know i was i was infatuated wait a minute uh the first one was in 2012 yeah subway way too excited about having avocados i didn't know what it was i didn't know it was good i thought it was a green one retweet from mo Reguo. Yeah. And then three months later, you said you fuck ups need to stop running out of avocados. I became addicted to them. I became obsessed with them.

At all your establishments, you're really trying to lose an avid customer at Subway. And then two years later, your third and final avocado tweet i need subway to explain to me with pie charts and z scores how they managed to run out of avocado every time i go there i was pissed you were obsessed with subway avocado for at least two years yeah yeah and they were always out yeah. Am I imagining his cock in the hallway?

I can't find it. That would be embarrassing. I found a gif of it. That was a Mandela effect. Kyle's dick in the hallway. Who else remembers that? Kyle's dick was out there. No, it didn't happen, dude.

That means you were thinking about it in your subconscious. But it did happen. It does look small. Okay. Thank you. So you thinking about it in your subconscious. But it did happen. It does look small. Okay. Thank you. So you knew about it. Actually, I don't know about that one. Definitely a couple.

When is your dick ever? When does your dick look small elsewhere? I'm not going to tell people. I'm not going to tell on myself. But there's a couple. Yeah. There's a couple. I'm trying to think.

Was it like Barstool versus America? That was a year ago today. I couple i'm trying to think was it like barstool versus america that was a year ago today like we were leaving to go yeah last year we did so much shit yeah no that's why i crashed yeah do you think so dude it was constantly on the road doing significant things drinking a fuck ton bull of ruining my dopamine level. The dopamine trough I was in post-2022 is legendary. I think I may, I don't know, I haven't watched it yet, but I found the beginning of it.

Yeah, I don't... Yeah, I think when he turns... Stop! Did you actually see it? The light catches from behind. Now I'm'm gonna have to get a boner I think the light catches him from behind oh it's like that subreddit with like the girls

ass and tits are barely visible when the sun oh yeah the sundress it's just like that it's right when the sun catches it's one of these steps out you see it jiggle I think fuck we need higher quality no we don't stop I know it's there somewhere harder it is to find the the worse this is for me.

Yeah, right when he's turning aside. That can't be. That's huge. Is that it? That little nub? It's weird. When you pause it, you can't see it. But when you play it in full motion, it somehow appears it's like an optical illusion maybe we just have like

dude we have like t-rex vision we can only see kyle's cock when it's moving oh my god yeah i don't need you guys digging into this yeah should i edit this into the pod yeah probably yeah you have to but there's are you so there's two more out there there's what yeah there's worse ones i didn't even see that i didn't even i don't even have the trained eye to catch that to my dick in that video it's like finding the horcruxes in harry potter don't actually don't post it because um it's one of these sleuths these computer geniuses are gonna like render a perfect image of it and it's gonna be so i'm gonna be distraught

an internet sleuth just has sends us like, really well-done charcoal drawing of what your penis looks like. Yeah. It's like a picture from the James Webb telescope. You can't actually see the black hole, but you can see the evidence of where it should be. I was thinking more how they take very old and they colorize them and make them look vivid. Oh, you can raise the saturation. Yeah, I don't need any of those people. Regardless if we edit it in or not, your cock going on reddit tomorrow yeah yeah yeah so um yeah well i guess let them search have their

far and wide for my cock first before they do their science on uh the last housekeeping i had was the uh alexander cooper tweet i thought it was the most yuppable tweet of all time you guys have been sending me very yuppable tweets. I had to get back into the yupp game. Why don't you yupp right now? Give us one yupp, man. When's the last time I yupped? Shit.

Yeah, dude, her... But she also said this wasn't on your 2023 bingo card. It was perfect. Yup. So this happened. I did it. It's some millennial shit. Let's see.

I found earlier when we were talking about it, I went to Vodka Sam's Twitter. Yeah. Some rough tweets on here. Oh, I did find her Instagram bio is very grim or inspirational, depending on how you look at it. Old school style of tweeting oh i was thinking of she had like suicide survivor oh i didn't see that doesn't she took a shot at amy winehouse in one of these tweets uh what year 2013 so two years post death uh she said what's the difference between me and amy winehouse i come alive when you do coke oh when you add coke i misread brutal yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah a 341 vac i'm trying to think

what the what is the math there she had to have blown into that thing with like vodka in her okay because it's like 0.02 per drink per standard drink. Yeah, I don't know. Four is considered you're about to die. Yeah. Between three and four, apparently. I just looked that up. Fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Anything, boys? NFL draft tomorrow? I don't know what I'm doing. You have to do a lot. No, but I don't know what I'm doing you have to do a lot I don't know but I don't know what I'm doing they asked me just to be

hey can you be in the war room we'll throw it to you and I was like alright and now I have a custom blazer on my desk oh yeah they just need the they just need the Nicky nod and then they just all the work is on your plate yeah

you'll do it right well yeah I did have to write a joke for every single person that could potentially be drafted in the first round bummer if you've noticed on the yak I've been secretly trying to learn more about the WWE than Brandon so I've been

saying I have yeah and I've been dropping things and just things he would never know and I've just been dropping things and just things he would never know. And I've just been dropping them. I have to pay attention. Yeah. Do a couple.

Dude, become the wrestling guy. Yeah. I've been slowly trying without ever watching a match. All right. All right. God bless. God bless.