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i would throw a wrench and what i don't even know what area code would get skipped they'd be pissed
yeah the maresh episode two was uh mary maresh miss mary maresh miss no number yeah okay um happy
smokes it on you guys both always put on put on headphones with the wire crossing your body.
Who?
Me and who?
You and Kyle.
Oh, yeah.
Well, no, I think it's body brothers.
We're here with smokes.
There's a bonus episode.
So we figured, you know, filler might as well bring in.
Yeah, you can't have me on anything with a paid advertisement.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, this is a bonus episode.
So we can say whatever the fuck we want fuck yeah
uh yeah so no more sponsors to to why did you why did you say that off the rip why did i say
no about sponsors we can't have you yeah well i'm the brand killer when you when you have me
on a show it's like it's unsellable but whensellable. But when it's permission to riff, fucking take off.
Yeah.
I was nervous about having you on because you're kind of like the Grim Reaper of barstool shows.
Right.
Which is why I was happy and surprised.
You were on Tommy's Thursday Thoughts since episode one.
Yeah, I did miss one episode.
Did you miss an episode?
No, no.
I had a guest fill in uh think for me for a week that we should just have somebody else be assigned tommy's thursday thoughts yeah
hosted by i had a thursday thought for you and it uh so here was the thing i mean it was a delicate
science and a lot of people would pitch me thoughts and i'd say that's a good thought i like it but
it's not my thought and i don't want to just take a thought that somebody else is because then it's not true and it's like
then what's it all for mook can you uh for social can you put the tommy's thursday thoughts editing
the real it was you did you have an editor or was it you that did it i started off with and i think
originally was like nick hamilton or trey then alana then g i ran through like i was rigs nobody could meet up with the rigorous demand it was literally just like
putting music underneath and uh a little like thursday thoughts graphic for my second thought
cold open with one thought then in comes second thought with a uh a little graphic and music
underneath and captions uh give me a thought right now, man. I know you probably have a lot.
Do you want me to start?
Yeah, you start.
Why do people
keep tissues in the bathroom?
That's the last
place I want to smell better.
That's usually the
stinkiest room.
Tissues don't make you smell good.
They make you smell better. You smell... People put tissues? Tissues don't make you smell good. What are you saying? They make you smell better.
You smell,
you can,
you can set.
People put tissues in the bathroom
to blow their nose.
Right,
right.
They make you,
you blow your nose
and you can smell better.
What?
You can pick up on scents better
after you blow your nose.
It's less clogged.
Where should they be?
Anywhere,
the kitchen.
Yeah,
I,
why do you want to smell better
in bathrooms?
They just, they feel like a bathroom.
You keep saying smell, but what does that mean?
Be able to smell better.
I get what you're saying.
People blow their nose to get snot and grime out of their nose.
But when you blow your nose.
I've never like, oh, I want to smell this.
Yeah, but your sense of smell is better.
I've never done that.
I've never noticed that.
You don't do it because.
It's true.
I've never thought to myself, oh, I got to smell better right now.
It's usually like, oh, I'm stuffed up.
Right.
But like.
I know.
Why would you want your first smack of being able to pick up on scents better to be in
the bathroom?
That's a fair point.
I don't want to brag, but I have tissues with Vicks.
Well, give it your thought.
Give like a Thursday-esque thought.
Yeah, if you're going to shit on mine.
I was not shitting on yours.
Kyle's shit on yours.
I think it's a convenient place.
No.
Because you look up in the mirror and see something in your nose.
And you can't flush tissues.
Yeah.
All right, here's one.
I think.
But basically, I might have expanded this on a TikTok.
But you should be able to, at dinner, a restaurant, order any amount of appetizers that you want.
Like the other day, I was with a friend at dinner, and there were three sliders.
Well, can't you just...
Oh, I see.
And there were three sliders, and it's like, well, we want two each.
I said, can I add a fourth?
And she said, no.
And it's like, you should be able to add a fourth and just pay an extra $34, whatever it is.
Yeah, no, it's not in the computer system.
Well, they should figure out a way to add four boxes.
We just ordered two appetizers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't know Y2K was actually a threat for computers.
Yeah. My dad worked in some sort of field like that.
He was like, yeah, Y2K.
1999 was tough.
So that rollover, because they didn't think computer systems were able to handle the rollover.
Was that your Thursday thought, Kyle?
Mine is the online menus.
You click it.
It should just be a menu what what else are they
so many links to menus online lead to 10 10 different pages before you can see what's on
their menu oh you mean when you go to a restaurant online yeah right to the menu yeah there should be
a button you press and it just says the menu. People are getting too into subcategorizing menus.
Like I'll click on like that dropdown.
It's like handhelds or there's different.
There's what do they call drinks now on menus?
That's beverages.
No, I would have been able to say that one.
It's yeah, that's it.
Beverages.
Weddies.
Yeah.
Dude, Rudy, you know, I bought these shoes.
I was really amped up for him.
Yep.
The eye already fell off of Nike.
I've had them for one day.
I lost my eye.
I got the Crenshaw's.
I got the Dan Crenshaw's.
That actually looks like a design, though, kind of.
Nope.
Eye fell off.
Yeah.
You got the Air Crenshaw's. I got the Air crunch i got the deck of the air crunch shots
oh man damn dude that's crazy i know i don't know how it happened i just i stepped outside lost an
eye lost an eye yeah oh fuck yeah uh kyle what's going on, my boy? Dude, I don't know.
It's been a Monday.
What did I do?
Two bottles of champagne
on Saturday.
Shit. What was the occasion?
That's my new drink. That's the only thing I can tolerate
that's above 10%. It is delicious.
I go through phases where I find a drink
that's above 10% ABV that I can
tolerate, drink easily.
You were a monster during your sake phase.
Sake, soju was even worse.
Soju was twice as bad.
Soju got my thumbs going.
I wanted to tweet and reply.
Oh, is that what?
Yeah, that was my-
Whenever you see Kyle replying multiple times a night, he's off the soju.
Oh, yeah.
If you see me reply on Twitter, I'm drunk.
You can go through every reply I've done.
The booze hit, and I'm like'm like, I want to socialize now.
There was a tweet I saw the other day from one of our coworkers.
I don't remember who.
And I just remember thinking like this would be a great KB reply tweet with like a bunch of P's.
I feel like you've done that before.
The yup is always placed.
I hate when I have a funny response and I get ratioed by a yup from KB.
I hate when I have a funny response and I get ratioed by a yup from KB.
I think it might have been like Kelly in Vegas
making money like love Kansas State plus
four or whatever like intense analysis.
Do a yup right now Kyle.
Scroll Twitter.
We'll find one yup for you.
What's new?
I cut all my hair off.
I know but I want to pretend like i don't know why what why because i know this i know the story i know i know how i don't i don't know well first off he pulled up to the to the bar not the club
with a cool haircut and then he tried to act like he got it like two weeks ago that failed then he didn't try to do
that but yeah the hair yeah tell me how it happened so i've showed the hair no i've i've
looked like a different person do i yeah yeah yeah i've never paid more than uh well it's it's all
flat right now but i have a fly i have a haircut well yeah have a haircut. It looked a lot better.
I think it looks better with the hat off, to be honest.
Really?
Yeah.
What?
You can't even...
How?
I just think it's like you can see it more naturally.
Yeah, you could see more of my hair with my hat off.
That's a good Thursday thought, Tommy.
You ever notice how?
You could see more of someone's hat.
I can't believe they took the budget away uh anyway yeah what happened i've never paid i think in my life i've paid more than 20 for a haircut
like four times and my last haircut was very traumatic i went to a pop-up shop in bethlehem
west virginia called holiday hair nine bucks. They butchered it.
And then I was just like, I'm not cutting my hair for a really long time.
I was afraid.
It was like Scott Pilgrim in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
He let himself get shaggy as well, but his was due to heartbreak.
Anyways, I was like, you know what?
I'm going to get a nice haircut.
I just went to the first place available.
Because I've had this thought, like fully commit to a very nice haircut.
Yeah.
To me, the risk reward is crazy.
It's lousy.
What do you mean?
What are you considering a very nice haircut?
I was planning to spend triple digits.
Yeah, I think hair can take you up at least one point.
Hair can make you so much more one point like oh hair can make
you so much more attractive yeah i agree with that the way and less attractive you've been
trying to get hot you bought forces i mean i literally got bullied out of my old pair of
sneakers which i thought were just normal but uh yeah i bought i've been getting more compliments
just the shoes have changed everything you got your your uh well Where'd you get that hoodie, Tommy? I actually bought it off Amazon.
That's your nicest
fit in a while.
You were getting clowned for the
Los Angeles, California hoodie.
People are like, what'd you get that in a gift shop at LAX?
I literally was on Amazon
a couple months ago scrolling through
cool hoodies for men.
This is the one that caught my eye. Scrolling through cool hoodies for men? I searched through cool hoodies for men and this is the one that caught my eye scrolling through cool hoodies for men yeah i was like scrolling through i searched
in cool hoodies for man i was going through and i said she is most like that color i bet smokes
look real pretty in a powder blue yeah so i ordered it and i do like the color uh but yeah i don't um
that's how i found my haircut spot i searched searched New York City haircuts, long haired man.
Because like every barber you see, all they do is fades and you walk in there and I don't think you get to choose haircuts.
They just give you they do.
I think every barber has one haircut.
Yeah.
And they'll just it's a fade.
And I didn't want to.
They don't pay attention to what you say.
No.
And so I went to this place and I walk in and it was just a clothing store.
And I'm like, it's just a man's clothing store, a gay man's clothing store.
Yeah.
No advertisers.
We can say today's episode sponsored by gay.
Damn.
But.
Yeah, there was like a chihuahua running around in there pudgy gross crusty eyes i'm like hey bud i go down there just bites me immediately and then i look back in the back
and there's like sinks and a bunch of men in tight shirts jacked just studs back there um where was it? Soho cool but there's this woman
sitting like
at a table under like a lamp in the
back like just right there at the divide of
clothing to salon and
so I go up to her I'm like hey
I'm Nick I'm here for a haircut with
so and so and she looks up at me and she's like
alright hey
I'm like what the fuck
what do I do and then I look down and her hands under one of those lights.
She was just there getting her nails done.
So she didn't work there at all.
And so I'm just like standing.
And then the guy that's cutting my hair came up to me.
I knew he was gay from his profile picture because it was him just naked with an apron.
And he was like, hey, like I'm cutting your hair today.
You're wearing a hoodie.
Just if you could take off the hoodie and, you know, it'll get in the way.
I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath.
So I was just getting I was just getting my haircut shirtless.
No, I'm joking.
I had a T-shirt on.
This is worse.
It's worse.
What was the shirt?
I was wearing a uh i wasn't
planning on taking off the hoodie because i have t-shirts that are strictly for under hoodies
the live life to the max shirt what was it it was a custom shirt that my mom made for me on
christmas she got it made on like uh red bubble or something and it was uh the animatronic mr
munch the drummer of the chucky cheese band band. Oh, your mom got that for you.
And it just said, I love Mr. Munch.
And he's like, who's Mr. Munch?
I was like, oh, it's like the drummer of the Chuck E. Cheese band.
He goes, what?
And I was just like, yeah, like it was this whole thing I was doing with Mr. Munch.
He was like, well, tell me.
And then I had to explain to him that I before I even worked at Barstool I put together a GoFundMe to buy one of
the decommissioned Mr. Munches so I could
fuck it
and so I had to tell this guy
this yeah him yeah that was that
picture
yeah he's going
yeah
he's also he's not just the drummer he's also
the one that like eats your tickets
so when you get your tickets,
that's why they call him Mr. Munch.
He loves to eat your tickets.
Yeah, I don't know.
I was bored.
It was when I was making more content regularly
is when I wasn't working here.
And I just put out a video of wanting to fuck him.
It got like 200 likes on Twitter.
But anyways, I'm sitting there and then uh
got my haircut and it was like he was like yeah it's three hundred dollars
yeah yeah and that's that i mean a little bit on you for not asking before or something yeah
100 but i wanted it it was like a spark in my mind i had to get it was it at least
like i like getting a haircut i'll watch asm haircut videos i want to be pampered but was
it worth it 100 no no this is way too expensive you do look for well you saw me right after the
haircut yeah and what did i say as soon as i saw you? You said you're almost hotter than me. I did not say that. He did.
I did not say that.
He said it so earnestly.
He was like, holy shit, dude, you're almost hotter than me.
I just ended at you're hot.
Yeah, yeah.
You look hot.
Yeah, but no, it wasn't worth that much money, and I don't have that.
I think it was.
Probably worth more than getting clothing that's that much. It wasn't worth
the sword that I got, which is the best
purchase I've ever made, but not really
because I don't know where to fucking put a giant
sword. Mount it.
It's laying on my couch right now.
Seems like the worst place. Yeah, I know.
Yeah. Because then when I want to lay
on the couch, I have to move the sword to the bed
and then I want
to switch and then it's just it's
me walking a sword back and forth living room to bedroom i don't have a sword i'm getting another
tommy's favorite toy when he was a kid was actually a little barber shop toy wasn't it yeah i i had as
a kid a uh little barber kit and uh it had like a little mini blow dryer little scissors and comb and i would uh
give little haircuts to my parents and cousins and stuff and there was probably concern i was
gonna be gay i would bet that they probably have a big sigh of relief now oh thank god
he's just a blogger uh yeah uh but i really liked and i've always had a thing for haircuts not
sexual just like oddly satisfying.
Didn't think it was sexual.
I'll watch before bed.
I'll watch The Nomad Barber.
I mean, my God, he gets the best haircuts on YouTube.
When I watched it.
Did I suggest it?
I did as well.
When did I suggest it?
It is the bracket.
It's good ASMR.
It's good.
Yeah, it's just the gentle foaming cleanser is what I really got.
And that British accent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He did a second one. And that British accent. Yeah. Yeah.
He did a second one.
Oh, I know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, that guy's very he's got very good stuff.
My my favorite ASMR ASMR barber, though, is the cosmic barber who's dead now.
He's an Indian guy.
I know.
Exactly.
And he slaps the head and shit. He's dead.
Yeah, he's dead now.
He cracks people's ears.
No, no, no. Not him. You're thinking of an ill a N shit. He's dead? Yeah, he's dead now. He cracks people's ears? No, no, no, not him.
You're thinking of Anil, A-N-I-L.
He's good too, but the Cosmic Barber is my favorite.
Yeah, he never truly did it for me, but I could see the appeal.
I like having background noise, and there was the traffic, and it was just a very low five.
That's my cup of tea.
There was one I watched way back in the day.
It's like you've been on the ASMR train for a while.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't know what it was at first.
Like, I remember just being like, oh, this video of a haircut is nice.
I like this.
And or tailoring videos, something like that.
And then I realized, oh, this is ASMR.
It's like a legitimate phenomenon.
I'm not a freak.
I'm normal.
Isn't ASMR, though?
Like,
didn't they get the order of the letters wrong?
And they were just like,
Oh,
it's too late now.
Or isn't it like auto sense?
Autonomous.
Oh,
it was auto sense.
Auto sensory meridian response or response.
No,
it's on autonomous autonomous meridian response.
Yeah.
Honest.
So it checks out.
Okay.
I thought there was something wrong with the name or that's like
not actually what it i don't know oh yeah those youtubers are so huge and kind of segwaying uh
i got i was looking at through live videos on tiktok to donate and i found this asmr girl
and i gave her a tiny diny asm no asm artist will respond to tiny dinies. No ASM artist will respond to tiny dinies.
Well, they're busy.
You can't get them.
What does that mean?
They won't say it?
No.
And I wanted to get... People don't like to say it.
I screen recorded me paying her a tiny dinie,
and she just ignored.
What was she doing?
She was tapping her long-ass fingernails on the mic.
Was it Jibby ASMR, Frivolous Fox, ASMR Darling?
No, this was Louisa ASMR.r oh she's not in my rotation
she's not and she's here she is tapping yeah that doesn't do it for me oh yeah i don't i hate the
whispering i know i just wanted to hear her like you say tiny thank you for the tiny time to me
it's like people focusing on a task like focusing on a task and doing a task that they're like an expert in i don't like like mouth sounds uh like or people eating that's grosses me out or
slurping or fucking a mukbang uh but the i'm a big youtube guy and i just need to shout out
the beasts uh 721 th a b e a s t uh he's's beating every Nintendo 64 game and he's like the least animated guy in
the world.
And it's so funny.
He's like 21 and he's just like,
welcome back to me attempting to beat every N64 game.
This is beating every N64 game.
And it's so,
hold on.
I got to pull him up because he got a lot of views.
He just,
I think he's a little over a hundred K subscribers.
So significantly larger than this podcast. I'm sure he appreciates the shout out
let's see here i think that's more asmr than people who actually actively speak so yeah
accidental asmr is a genre okay that's what i'm into unintentional asmr it's a great youtube
channel look it up that's as soon as it's made into something then it loses that but it's not it's not
oh you actually know my we should almost do a live watch of this it's maybe the funniest video
on youtube it's this guy he looks a lot like mark zuckerberg which some people say i look like but
he looks more like mark zuckerberg explain he's's checking a paddle for a ping pong tournament.
Oh.
And it's a 15.
Coleman, you know?
Coleman, you're shaking your head aggressively.
I talked about it on the run down, I think, when Coleman was producing.
It's a 15.
And the lady's just like, bro, what are you doing?
And all the comments are.
If we could pull it.
I don't know what you explained just now.
My favorite is the Japanese pen salesman.
Oh, yeah.
I've seen it.
You've seen it?
Yeah. Jesus, Tommy. Yeah. seen it. Fountain pens? Yeah.
Jesus, Tommy.
Yeah.
They're not slipping through the cracks.
I like one of those old Irish guys making the perfect sandwich.
So they put a little bit of ham, a little tomato.
But then he's yucking it up.
Does he use a flamethrower?
No, he doesn't use a flamethrower.
That's what every sandwich guy is using a flamethrower for.
No, he's not even making an ASMR video.
He's like this.
He's like a broadcasting legend or something in ireland and they're just like went to his house
and made a video like what's your favorite sandwich and he made it and he accidentally
dropped the hottest asmr video have you seen the stonemason he has the best voice but here's my guy
the beast offer come into the office and we will beat an N64 game with you. But he is the best.
Oh, shit.
He is.
He's the funniest guy.
He's so passionate.
I am beating every N64 game.
And I mean, all of them.
The twist is the next game I play is randomly selected.
So I have no clue what's coming next.
This is the journey to beating every N64 game.
He's the best. That's my
ideal voice. Yeah? Yeah, that was perfect.
I want to beat an N64 game with him so bad.
He sounds like the
TikTok automated voice. Yeah, he does.
Yeah, I like that. I like that.
I like an Appalachian
twang. I have a few podcasts
that I do.
You listen to Appalachian? that i need to fall asleep to what
are they they're like high school wrestling podcasts from like west virginia and southern
ohio and i now love what do i love beer aficionado some guy who just talks about ipas you fall asleep
to that fall right asleep to it you gotta find your you to find your you got to find your vocal you got to find your voice bows put out headphones in this podcast i'm like buying their merch i'm getting pissed when they
don't upload it's a bit some of these podcasts not his are very bad but i need it to fall asleep
and i kind of want to like dm them like more content please episode. I'm trying to sleep. Puts me right to sleep. Is that a compliment?
No.
What about the JCS guy?
I like his voice.
He is the best narrator, the best commentary in media.
Jesus.
They just dropped the new one, and he actually, like, flexed.
So, wait, you keep on saying they.
Is it more than one?
It's a conglomerate, yes.
JCS is a conglomerate.
I mean, the videos they make require a team.
Jim C. Fish.
The newest one.
Wait, that doesn't check out with the acronym?
Yeah.
Jim C. Swim, I think.
You confused fish and swim.
Hey, lock me up if that's my biggest most egregious error i think in correlation
the the newest one was phenomenal he flexed his sense of humor he's a funny guy as well
really i always like it when serious fellows show they're funny you guys will like the newest one
even if you don't like true crime it's a woman you saw it oh yeah the suitcase yes i actually
saw this on twitter this woman who uh put her boyfriend in a suitcase yes wait he suffocated
to death he was alive she claimed she fell asleep on accident forgot to look for him wait but how
did he get himself she put him in there i actually thought a very good game of hide and seek if she's no i think she was covering up a murder but she fucking this dumb ass she filmed it and she didn't realize
she was so drunk and uh there's this is insane i don't want to spoil it but like there's one point
where the officers have her like dead to rights it was it was perfect and she basically says like
the essence of what she says was she's like like, you guys are kind of, like, crushing my vibe right now.
This is, like, kind of unchill.
Yes.
She was treating her, like, being potentially charged with a murder as if it was, like, a minor inconvenience.
Yeah.
She was like, you guys are holding me up.
Yeah.
I'm craving a Dr. Pepper.
I think at one point she said, this is, is like super unchill what you guys are doing.
She didn't get her sentence yet. She'll be in jail for
maybe for the rest of her life.
I've been falling for a ton of shit online lately.
Like the Pope jacket was fake.
Same. I'm reverting. I used to be
the irony guy who had the eye out and now
I don't know what's real or fake. I fell for Pope jacket.
That was fake? Yeah.
I get it, but okay.
AI is a problem. Yeah, that was AI generated. Not only, like I could get it if okay yeah yeah ai is a problem yeah that was ai
generated not only like i could get it if like falling forward if it was like somebody photoshopping
being meticulous that was like an instant ai generated so okay yeah i'm fine yeah i've i've
did you not see pope jacket it's so fucking funny it's but like i've i figured he was cold
yeah i mean it looked like it's a papal. It didn't look fake at all. No.
I mean,
he looks like a rapper.
Yeah,
he does.
He looks puffy.
Yeah.
He does look puffy.
Yeah.
But I also,
I don't know if this is real or not,
but it was like a crime room scene.
And the guy kept on asking for Lay's potato chips.
Is that a sketch?
Did I fall?
Oh,
and he just had a pile of Lay's potato.
I fell for that for a little bit.
Wait,
is that real?
That can't be. No, that was, that was fake was fake you guys seen it you're just falling for for comedy
but no i don't know what's going on with me there was a hundred bags of lace potatoes it was
he's watching snl like i can't believe trump actually said that
yeah like are you pulling it up mook i'm looking for it you know who uh maybe search fake fake uh
i don't i don't know i thought it was real and i still i was going to bring it up as if it was real
wait did you fall for the trump ai pictures too or what what was that i had a hold up on the trump ai
i sniffed out the pope francis the trump arrest i was like this does look like it could be real
it's like him getting arrested arrested and then like running away.
I don't think I would have fallen for that.
With an AR-15 in his hands.
Oh, Jesus.
I didn't fall for that one.
I fell for the one where he was arrested.
That one I didn't fall for.
Tommy fell for that.
I did not fall for that one.
There's one where you're just like on the floor resisting arrest.
I know Donnie would resist arrest. That's classic. Now you do that one. There's one where you're just on the floor resisting arrest. I know Donnie would resist
arrest. That's classic. Now you do that too.
Yeah. He did say he wanted to get
perp walked.
Yeah, that one is believable.
I mean, that's awesome.
I don't see how do you do that
with technology. It's scary.
They're making songs. I saw some video of
some guy wrote a whole verse
for Kanye and used ai
generated to have like kanye rap for this work kanye's been covering country songs on my tiktok
and it's so good yeah i'm fine with it um yeah and now they're like texting back for you i didn't see
that i mean have you guys ever played with chat gbt yeah a little on here but it's a lot of fun
i don't think it is i make it it right. Write really nice stories about me.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Like compliment you.
Yeah.
Like Tommy's beautiful green eyes.
He's one of it was one of his like Tommy's one of the most handsome men in New York City.
It was a great story.
What percentage do you think you're in?
I don't know about handsomeness.
Not well, but I have discussed most.
Am I in the top 50 000 eligible
bachelors in manhattan is an of an exercise i've tried to uh and maybe because think about half
some people are women some people are men who are in relationships some of them are gay
some of them are but that's already cut down with the the category of bachelor yeah
you've been including married and gay and you've been including married and gay and yeah you've
been including married and women and bachelor top yeah i'm just saying like top 50 homeless bachelors
so what what percentage are you ruling out of the the already well there's eight million people in
the city i think or something half of them or in my top 50,000 eligible straight men.
Let's do the math real quick.
4 million men.
You take away the special needs, the homeless.
Right.
No.
No, but take away people in relationships.
And relationships.
Probably half are in relationships.
Real fats.
53% of people are single.
There's probably about
1.5 million bachelors.
Look up how many
what's the Manhattan population?
Exactly. Because when I say 8 million
1.2?
Million.
I mean nobody in like Staten Islands
beat me. 1.6.
1.6 in Manhattan. Sud Zimonchik lives there.
He's beating you 10 times, 10 different ways.
Pete Davidson.
Pete Davidson.
So there's more men than women, and there's 729,500 single women.
So we'd say 612,000 bachel in manhattan so in my top 10 percent maybe not now
that i put it down top 12 oh no it's 1.6 million all right yeah but i mean i mean think about it
there's that doesn't add up we've been thinking about it yeah but think about it i think maybe being the overlord of smoke shows maybe gives you a competitive advantage not anymore
why i don't run that account you don't run you're not tommy smokes anymore everyone knows that i
retired four years ago miss that you don't touch the dms at all no i still have access
you blog them.
Yeah.
I stopped that too.
I mean,
I was doing it for a while,
but I wasn't like,
that would just,
I saw you blogging them last week.
No.
Well,
I walked past your computer and you're screenshotting girls.
Instagram's.
Yeah.
I wasn't,
um,
I've seen you do this many times in the past year.
So what are you doing?
No,
I was,
I,
that,
I mean,
when I'm doing that,
yeah,
it's,
it's for a blog last week
maybe just having a little time with town
nothing wrong putting together a dossier i guess yeah yeah uh what are you doing for smoke show
this season uh just started filming some today um there will be an overarching theme that i don't want to give away
yet but just me trying to become as big as i can as big every every episode will have the
underlying theme if i'm trying to become more famous more successful who could see that coming
you're playing yourself yes well last season was a bit of a character that this like
an exaggerated version, sure.
But I want to shoot like...
I like the idea of making people wait.
So we took a few months where it's like,
all right, between a TV show, there's time off.
You like the idea of making people wait?
Yeah.
And people have been clamoring, obviously.
It's my favorite thing here.
It's phenomenal.
Maybe we'll shoot like six to eight episodes
and then just release them all once a week a week you have the girls you slept with in any type of like
document yeah when was it last updated uh with different categories no no no no no i swear
yeah uh wait does he i don't I don't know I'm just I think
he would no I mean sometimes you gotta write
a list yeah keep I'm a big
that's a cop Rudy definitely has a list
no yes you do Rudy's looks like
the goblet of fire dude
the book not the actual
on it
you fucked Hermione 600
times
everyone's got a list you know i bet you have a list that's a yes i was talking about a document
like uh like any spreadsheets no no no spreadsheet yours is in the notes app yeah no it's out
but no spreadsheets i i am a big spreadsheet what i want to do is like curate a spreadsheet
for like new york city places i never know really yeah i did i started when i got really into weed i started
doing like my favorite vibes local semi-local new york travel just for yourself yeah and i started
taking pictures more you were you were doing yeah that and your solo tier listing are you still i stopped that um what do you what do you do outside of work
oh yeah i don't know i'm trying to find more hob i mean we we all enjoy the crossword puzzles oh
yeah sometimes crossword puzzles chess i'd watch tv watch i'm trying to curate my youtube like i
i never i'm trying to get a good algorithm the beast 721 feeding me shit that i
like he's awesome um watch tv yeah i'm trying to i don't know find some i mean i don't i feel like
i'm busy sometimes and go out to dinner or something and uh you're one of a kind dude tv
busy sometimes and dinner sometimes i go to dinner and shit um yeah maybe we go to the bath house
you ever see like the what's your favorite club
in new york what's your favorite bar oh yeah tiktok i would i wouldn't know i wouldn't have
an answer for any single one and they always get destroyed for being basic in the comments everyone
it's always fate i don't know my favorite restaurant is i've been asked what my favorite
restaurant is in new york i don't know i don't have an answer i don't either i don't either um
i don't have an answer you'd'd have a favorite bar, fish market.
Yeah, that would be cool.
That's a cool answer.
I wouldn't have a cool answer.
I would say Little Sister, but then people are like, that's basic.
That's a cool one.
Yeah, but it's basic.
Have you even been there?
I've been there twice now.
Yeah, it's cool.
It is cool.
I almost saw Leonardo DiCaprio there the other day.
What do you mean?
What do you mean almost?
He was there the night before.
Oh, yeah.
That wasn't qualified.
There were rumors
he was going to come
that night, too.
So it's more or less.
So did you get the runoff
of all the women
that were waiting there
for Leo?
I feel like you're second.
He got his ROP runoff.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I said,
you can't get Leo
to get the next best thing.
Yeah.
Who wants to make the list?
You just made the list.
You should be like a very public list guy. Yeah should you should do a twitter thread everyone loved every girl every girl
every we all want to be we want to make the list if there's a list we want i don't want on that i
don't want tommy to fuck me it's just the nature of the man we want to be on if there's a list
coming out we want to be we search for our name if we don't see it we're still upset that's the nature of the list i think more
people like that's such a thing on tiktok girls are like oh i added them to the list or whatever
i think most most people have a list no do you disagree um i don't know it might be more of a girl thing yeah yeah yeah so i guess really yeah girls guys
whatever and there's no guys on my list i did uh as a joke had if i had a french kiss tally
in my bathroom uh that i would had hung up by my mirror just for when people used my bathroom
and it was just like a it was like 13 it was just like i think
that's like the perfect like when you have tallies it's it guys guys were where they were up there
were some guys who would update the kisses no dude has a kiss they wouldn't be like they wouldn't
say like hey my number is x they would just say like they would let you know every time they kissed are you thinking of one guy they would lie on
lips
I remember senior year of college
it was like five of us in an apartment and we were
like we were like oh we gotta
keep it we were gonna have to keep a tally this year
and like months went by with nothing
forget it that was stupid that was
dumb that'd be so gay why would we even think about doing that?
Yeah.
Mook, do you have a list?
I don't. Rudy?
No. Yeah, I don't either. Coleman?
I've done the run at
Rua a couple times. You've thought about it?
Yeah.
Okay.
So it's just Tommy.
Is it full names? No no he's got addresses what
do you have just the first name just a number you have you have a note that says like 48
at your list brandon's calling me oh you're you're a question a lifeline. Yeah.
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, hold on.
I got to throw you on speaker.
You're live on anus too.
Okay, cool.
It's a TV question.
Who did Fox slide into the judge's table on American Idol in 2009 when Paula Abdul left the show following contract negotiations?
TV personality. I don't even know what that says.
What TV personality did Fox slide into the judge's table on contract negotiations. TV personality. I don't even know what that says.
TV personality.
You got six brains.
None of us know.
It's just me.
Oh, fuck, dude.
What TV personality?
Someone named Carol.
What? Who?
She's a singer, so I don't think it's her.
I know.
Oh, Ellen might not be bad.
I kind of think it might have been Ellen.
She was... What year?
Say something next.
Go with Ellen.
Ellen.
I don't think it was.
It was.
Yeah?
I Googled it.
Oh, nice.
I would have been wrong.
I thought maybe it was Howie.
No, he was...
I don't even know what the question was.
America's Got Talent.
Slide under the table?
Slid into the table.
Yeah, I didn't understand that either.
I thought there was that girl, Cara...
Does anyone remember the...
Cara DeLaG guardia or whatever
eyebrows no no no no no she it was like she was like the second woman judge with paul abdul
like katherine heigl no i'm reading my list
that was one of my first lies i told at work everybody remembers their first lie at barstool
mine was that i fucked Katherine Heigl.
Yeah, but you weren't like, I was like
ingrated, or you weren't known enough
for people to even like,
yeah. Some people believed it.
That one was just believed, because I was also like
telling people not to talk about it.
It's also like it's so random.
It is, uh,
it's not like you said like Margot Robbie or something.
Yeah.
Right. Yeah. Youathleen heigl what uh what celebrity would you see as obtainable for you
um i don't know someone um just someone special i don't know, Jojo Siwa came to mind.
She's a lesbian,
but also pregnant?
Isn't she a kid then?
No, I'm pretty sure she... Is Jojo Siwa...
Did I fall for...
Oh, no.
I think, yeah.
Did I fall for one?
Dude.
You fell for it too?
What was it?
A pregnant Jojo Siwa picture?
Yeah, that's immediate.
Oh, dude.
I'm just like an old ass man.
Yeah, she's 19. no no i could see you uh ending up with like uh
uh aj from ali and aj i don't know who that is yeah that's i could see like with chanel west
coast in like 12 years yeah i also don't think I know who that is
if we're being honest
that's hard to not know
fantasy factory
yeah I don't watch that
oh my god
well wait
no that's fair but
yeah I fell for pregnant JoJo
is it real or it's fake
somebody
it was on twitter
and it was just her saying team boy or team girl
people
everyone's trolling
that's not right
is she gay Jojo
young ma's pregnant though isn't she
did not know that
young ma I don't know't she did not know that or no who's the who's the young ma
isn't it ma i don't know anything about young singers and shit it's just i'm too fucking old
yeah about to be 27 yikes that's the age you stop your face is going to be up there with cobain and
i i know i've been careful i i'm trying to not peak while I'm 27 because I was saying people that died at
20.
Yeah, exactly.
But they're all very talented.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
So it's like, let me let me get past 27 and then I'll really take off just to
make sure that that superstition doesn't get to me.
The Amy Winehouse of Barstool.
All right.
You do not want to be that.
No, not at all um what else
oh we kaiwa we have a gay couple that looks like us yeah a second one this has been two first gay
couple but we've had like three couples okay yeah this gate okay so first of all we look at this guy's cope this gay good
this gay dude as someone i might know you your explorer is things that are curated right right
not like this is my friend or you just be like you i'm just random he is, the gayer you are. Yes.
This strange gay couple popped up on my for you.
Looks like Gay Nick and KB.
Oh, yeah.
Gay Nick straight KB.
Yeah.
He should have said Gay Nick and Gay KB.
Yeah.
This brings me back to our days of, of the Instagram trolling,
making people go all.
Oh,
that was so fun.
That was the best part of COVID.
That was the most fun I had in COVID.
I was up until like 4am,
like writing that.
I was like,
we just figured out like a eighth grade prank that could go crazy.
Yeah.
We had our world class pranksters was the name of our group text.
I remember.
Oh my God.
Yeah. Yeah. We should do that again. I just, we had our world class pranksters was the name of our group text i remember oh my god yeah
yeah we should do that again i just i worry that people would be
onto it like we'd get people that are trying to just make the block that girl was so pure
and so perfect yeah and she was hot she could have been a smoke show she could have easily
made the page there was some increased demotivation for all no because you were starting to answer your pranks kind of hot yeah yeah yeah you were yeah she is
yeah you went to all lowercase yeah you did yeah i'm mad busy right now but send it over to cape
yeah yeah sorry chick sorry babe sorry honey boo do you remember my first week at barstool
when i met you yeah you gave me a manila envelope.
Or it was like, so actually.
Nick, you put everyone through hell and me included.
Meeting you is the most exhausting thing in the world.
I remember we were doing school team six.
It was the week before we got here.
And KB was like, my friend Nick just got hired.
Like, he likes you.
And I said, oh, nice.
And then I went to your Twitter and you weren't following me and i
sent a i screenshot of that and i i put a big red circle around where follows you would be and i
sent it to kb and said thought you said he was a big fan he's not following smokes uh and then
and then when and then when you met me the uh or the next day or whatever the next week you
handed me a document manila envelope of like
the tommy file yeah i had a big file on you that i put together yeah i don't remember exactly it
was i know the picture of me was in that survivor survivor shirt i'm trying to figure out your
height in that one i think but i also i think i had a picture of you from like earlier that day in
it yeah yeah yeah i dude getting hired was was nuts because like did you guys when you
got hired did you have an announcement tweet or was it were you too early like hey guys just
keeping everybody in the loop i did i did it when i was no yeah i did it yeah when i went full time
yeah i mean i did not when i was like hired as an intern or maybe that's one of the my one regrets
of just like hey for anybody who's
wondering i'm now starting to work at barstool oh you did tweet that i did it yeah oh wow i
followed your lead i did it too because yours was like rare serious tweet very excited i'm gonna be
working at barstool sports i mean it makes sense to to put it out there starting with a rare serious tweet is just not you. That's lame.
Yeah.
But mine.
Yeah.
Mine.
I did it too.
But I was so happy.
I was so excited.
I was miserable at my job.
And I've told this story before.
I don't know if I've ever told you.
But my parents made me like this really awesome steak dinner.
They were so excited.
My dad was so excited.
My friends came over.
And I was so happy.
And then I got a call from Kyle.
And I was like, oh, fuck.
It's Kyle. And we weren't very good friends and you're like hey man um you might not want to like
celebrate a lot right now uh it can be seen like such a dick uh i know you're excited it's fine
but like just don't like put it anywhere online because when one of our co-workers who wanted to work with me ethan found out about you getting hired he killed himself no no yes i i was i think i was like hey not to like spoil anything i texted you but like
i didn't say it like that crazy it wasn't because i just said like ethan has passed
but you made it feel like it was my fault that was the uh the raging bitch double dog ip oh you
had the thumbs that's when i there's different there's different emotional effects i just bought
i just bought raging bitch it's horrible makes your poop green yeah i i my roommate bought us
we have to get this this is hilarious it's the worst thing ever oh i have a new phone or else
i wouldn't yeah you went you called and just told me.
I was celebrating my family and I was like, wait, seriously?
You're like, yeah, man, but like, have fun.
Don't stop the celebration by any means, but.
That's funny.
But you, yeah, it's, yeah.
Then starting here and then I just got pulled into Stool Team 6,
but I was never one of the six.
You three were.
You were a writer.
I was a writer.
Oh, yeah, we were all.
We have half of Stool Team 6 right here.
Stool Team 6 never followed me.
These are all good things.
It was like my, oh, Stool Team.
Oh, those were the worst.
This feels less recent than like.
Oh, stool team.
Oh, those were the worst. This feels less recent than like.
I remember getting my Motorola sliver for eighth grade graduation more vividly than anything stool team six.
It seemed so blurred.
It was like a fever dream, as they say.
Yeah, like every day.
Dave pulled six of us into a meeting.
They're like, hey, like TikTok is the new wave.
Like this is the new way to blow
up this is huge like you guys are the six and we did that for like two months and everyone else at
the office blew up on yeah everybody but us big ev went crazy mantis hit marty well marty was
in school team six oh yeah yeah it was like dave was nick fury and we were the avengers like pulled
us in we're like you were the sixgers like pulled us in like you were the
six that like are gonna really like we're supposed to be like a hype house parody i'll be honest the
the tiktoks we made were bad but i had a lot of fun just it like the vlogs were funny i've watched
back the vlogs and they were pretty funny it was so quigs recording our conversation but i was like
okay this is like the. This is my job.
My mom would call me like, hey, mom, I have to go to Stool Team 6 in 15 minutes.
It's every day, 1.30 to
2.30, meeting.
And then we have to film. And then we'd end up just doing
Apple tricks where you'd pop an apple.
This is our biggest TikTok ever. Apple tricks.
Yes.
God damn. Yeah, I try to block
it out, to be honest i mean i enjoyed it
i just covid killed our momentum yeah yeah that's why we're not yeah exactly that's why
well i was never in it that's why you guys weren't huge yeah um but yeah good memories
that i just like that was such a blur for me because i wasn't on the Yak, didn't have a podcast.
I'd never written anything before this job, but I don't know why I was hired.
When did you start on the Yak? During COVID?
Yeah.
You too?
Before we went home for COVID.
Before the office closed.
Oh, so it was like March.
Yeah, I started in February. I think I was on the Yak in March.
Gotcha.
March. Yeah, I started in February. I think it was on the yak in March. Gotcha.
Stool
Team 6 has 72,000
followers just sitting idly.
Yeah, no, it's still I still
use the Stool Team 6 account to go like
and bookmark all my videos.
I post an archive
just get those numbers up.
My TikTok right now is
all like
movie recaps, but they're definitely not recapped by
somebody from any english-speaking country so i got one last night and it was about a plane that
crashed into the ocean but like it everybody was still alive on board like they're running out of
air but there was one line in it that was really funny to me how do i look at my bookmarks i just started bookmarking stuff on tiktok go to your profile yeah and then top people can see when
you bookmark stuff though i don't fuck with that i'm fine with that oh maybe i'm not people can't
see it yeah they can they can't see they can see like if something's bookmarked but they can't look
at your bookmarks no but if you bookmark someone's they'll get a notification at rudy bookmark your video oh
it's this voice like do you guys have these where it just recaps movies really quick
yes no yes it's always this sound why would you want to watch a recap of a movie just watch the
fucking movie no because it's usually movies none of us will ever watch and it's funny to hear it's
an ai i think that's recapping yeah but they had the funniest line in here that is like maybe some It's usually movies none of us will ever watch. And it's funny to hear. It's an AI, I think.
That's recapping?
Yeah.
But they had the funniest line in here that is like maybe something that's lost in translation.
Yeah, I got that.
I've gotten that a couple of times. It's like one about a lady trying to survive on a blimp that's in like the ionosphere or whatever.
But wait, this one was the oxygen was slowly depleting.
Hold on. Different from chronic suicide. It's no different than chronic suicide. ionosphere or whatever but wait this one was the oxygen was slowly depleting hold on
it's no different than chronic suicide which would be like the funniest element
possibly be talking about yeah i'm suffering from chronic suicide
that's the fun
chronic chronic yeah I just keep doing it
can't stop
it's constant
oh my god
that's my algorithm
my algorithm's been pretty good lately I've gone through phases
of like shit there was ones where I was getting a lot of
like mental health stuff and I was like
phone I'm fine
I feel like I was trying to hint like hey you're depressed
I was like hey I'm all good I was googling like kayaks and shit just to get it off be like hey life's good right
now like how you went to kayak kayaks are something most mentally sound people depressed guy be
googling kayaks oh poor kayaker dude yeah that that looks oh my god just like you so what what
is this is this ge Is this George Washington?
That's AI George Washington.
If George Washington was in modern times.
That's how you're going to look when you get old.
That's insane.
I can't stop looking at it.
But you don't have the luxury of being like, oh, I look like George Washington.
No.
And it's also funny because history buried the fact that he was a redhead.
Yeah, right.
They were like, fuck that.
No way he's going down like that.
Dude, that's your celebrity
look.
AI George Washington.
It's better than Buster Murdoch.
Yeah.
That's surreal.
I literally think they just used a picture of you
and were like, let's just make him old.
I think people think
we cheated on the dozen now.
Brandon said we just made it a big thing.
They can see the tape.
Fran was the one we imposed.
Literally none of us said Ellen.
Yeah, until Fran said it.
I don't know how that's a big thing.
Well, it's the Brandon Walker effect.
Wasn't Fran the one who said it?
Yeah, and I was like, yeah, go with that.
It sounds good.
I thought the completely wrong thing.
Yeah, Brandon just said a big thing. And I was like, yeah, all right, go with that. It sounds good. I thought the completely wrong thing. Yeah.
Brandon's just said
a big thing.
And I just said,
why?
Good God.
Whatever.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
I just can't let shit
like that bog me down.
Talk on it.
What about the,
the Asante roast?
What'd you guys think of that?
It was kind of sad.
Is Brandon trying
to come in here?
Let him. Yeah. Yeah. I don't here? Was that somebody that was just trying to?
I think that was just Coleman's wheels.
Oh, I thought it was.
We've been wanting to
roast this guy that was on 600 Pound Life.
Steven Asante.
And we thought, okay, maybe
we can... He's a dickhead.
He pulled this picture up
and took me by surprise. Oh, that's your lookalike.
The girl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw her get fucked.
Yep.
It was it was when you were tagged in the photo.
I clicked on hers and it was just her first.
People did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We were going to roast this guy, Stephen Asante.
And I felt too bad because he I don't he could not be with us at any second.
He's an asshole.
He deserves it for sure.
He's just super fat.
More than that.
Yeah.
He's just not a nice guy.
That's like his sixth worst physical trait.
Is that he's 600 pounds.
We found out he has a cameo.
So we were like, okay, we'll pay to have him roast us
so we can have the floodgates
open to roast him back
seems to make sense
I don't think we can roast him back
can we pull it up on
I don't know if I have it
I sent you the video
which one is it did you text it to me
yeah I airdropped it to you
I think it was in that file
or in that
bonus folder you had.
I have...
The MP4.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
Will it play out loud?
Yeah, this is him now.
I don't know if it'll play out loud.
Pause it.
He looks like a skinny man here. I was i was gonna say he doesn't look fat here is that
face that's like a chiseled i've had a that's a chiseled face that's a relatively you you for
christmas lowering the bar i think when i got my tattoo on my leg is i was one of the puffier
faces yeah like the pope's jacket let me see if I can make sure the sound comes out.
No, I just heard it.
You did? Yeah. I thought I started to hear it too.
Hey, what's up Nick, KB,
Rudy, and...
Pause.
Granted, it is only one tooth.
Yeah, that's the...
It is the whitest tooth I've ever seen.
It is the long, big... And ever seen. It's long, big.
I'm going to do the answer. I'm going to compliment
him. It's a nice tooth.
It's a nice-ass tooth.
It's a white-ass tooth.
That's a perfect tooth.
That is a textbook
good tooth.
It should be in a textbook. This is what you want. You want those in a textbook good tooth. Good fucking tooth. It should be in a
textbook.
Yeah.
Like this is what you
want.
You want those at a
heart?
Yes.
Give me a bunch of
those.
The bottom, they, they,
they're not as good, but
that, that top tooth.
His beard, his facial
hair.
It does look like one of
those real fast bugs that
you get in your basement.
You know those ones?
Those scare, those scare the hell out of me.
What are those bugs called?
I'm real quick, boys.
I know what you're talking about. I've never known the name, but it's like, God, these things.
This is turning into a Theo Vaughn podcast.
I had a friend of mine
who used to have a facial hair that looked
like one of them fast bugs you get in your basement.
I have a lot of Theo Vaughn on my TikTok.
Yeah, me too. He's dominating TikTok.
I don't even consume comedy
like that, but if you went on TikTok, you would think
he's the most famous person in the world.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How is his top tooth so much
whiter than his bottom teeth?
How does he eat, dude?
How does he consume food?
Very carefully. Yeah, it works with what he's got. how does he eat dude how does he consume food I think he just works
yeah works with what he's got
I mean
the blueberry raspberry guys
I think he's high
yeah
seems that
doesn't he have
he's very
publicly addicted
yeah
to what
a lot of
Vicodin
everything Publicly addicted? Yeah. A lot of Vicodin. Everything.
We were hoping that he would just destroy us,
but he just...
gravy is washed up as being one wrestler
who is very short
you should challenge him to
fight Kyle yeah fuck this guy let's
roast him to death
he deserves it
I still can't do that
viscerally uncomfortable
there's more
when he turns his head...
Look at the freeze frame.
Dude, that's probably one of the more flattering frames we could have.
I'm telling you, he's got a chiseled face.
No, I don't think he does.
Go towards the end when he turns his head.
He's got high-ass cheekbones.
High-ass cheekbones?
There. No, like... got high-ass cheekbones. High-ass cheekbones? Yeah.
There.
No, like, oh. What?
No, cheekbones.
I was saying high-ass.
Like a slacker.
Kind of looks Dr. Seuss-like.
In what way?
The nose.
You don't know what Dr. Seuss looks like?
Like a Seuss character?
Yeah, from The Grinch.
You know, Dr. Seuss from The Grinch.
He looks like a hoo-hoo.
Like a hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I am not...
I'm going to withhold from roasting him back.
Pass.
You are?
Pass.
Pass.
Pass.
Stand up, dudes.
Look at us.
We're good guys.
We only punch kind of down.
Waste level. I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to think of the last few
people we've roasted. Our main ones
were
Quadriplegics and Pat Tillman.
Yeah. And
yeah.
Who else? The super
fat mayor. His town
is like crumbling.
He's going to be dead.
Jesus Christ.
MLK the third.
Oh, yeah.
We did roast MLK the third.
Do you know that?
MLK.
Martin Luther King Jr.
has a son.
Martin Luther King the third.
What's he doing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Name alone. Like huge. huh well does he have a job
well how does it pay being martin luther king right yeah you think i don't know yeah
huh huh uh the only other thing i had on my notes were the Napoleon Dynamite scene.
The Shoshone Arrowhead.
Something's fishy.
Right.
Let's be honest.
I like the scene, but I joked about it being my favorite.
It wasn't actually your favorite?
It's my favorite, but it's not the funniest.
It's a phenomenal film.
The Shoshone arrowheads scene is
is so forgettable for the average person like no one knew about i've never seen it and then some
i'm on to this i don't know if this is even a real show are we getting gut again i think i think this
is what i think like the studio there's not a studio audience this show has under 500 followers
on all social how'd they get the writer of napoleon
dynamite i don't know we can't even get your dad
this feels a thousand percent is laughing that was fake i don't know this show isn't it booming
yeah but you go to their pages they're not like a network
show they have a couch and a desk and a crowd i don't get it you don't get that unless you're on
i think it's ai i don't think this is uh they have 500 youtube subscribers well how many tiktok
followers i'll check late night booming i'm just going to continue to get got. This is it. I've turned the corner.
I'm going to get got.
The writer's
response was very funny. It was everything
I could have asked for.
Yeah.
3,000 followers on TikTok.
This is interesting.
That's a fake studio.
I don't know.
It sounds kind of real.
Yeah.
Is there any facts on this show somewhere?
Nothing.
Wait, this guy's the writer of Napoleon Dynamite?
Yeah.
Oh, all right.
So it's...
I googled the host's names and I googled the show.
And?
Nothing.
586 Instagram followers.
This is sketchy.
Wait, it's a Sioux Falls comedy duo.
Sioux Falls talk show.
Well, maybe it's legit.
Late Night Boomin'.
Here's an informative YouTube video.
Late Night Boomin'.
A lot of our viewers probably grew up watching The Late Show with David Letterman or have now watched Stephen Colbert on a nightly basis.
But as you're about to see in tonight's Eye on Kettleland, there is a new talk show that's circulating on the Internet.
It is all shot and recorded right here in Sioux Falls.
You know, he said circulating on the Internet.
I love these guys.
I do like that.
Really, really good name, too.
Late Night Boomin' is the talk show a lot of people are talking about. Really really good name too So yeah it's definitely a live audience
I still don't think it is
It's like 21 I still don't think it is. Like, 21?
Show the audience.
Eating a snail.
Alright.
Alright. This is cool that we have access to this behind here. How are we doing? All right. All right.
This is cool that we have access to this behind here.
How's that?
How are we doing?
Yeah, I know.
Magic.
Mook, you're on one.
Yeah.
The dollar bill.
I like that alright you guys good you guys want to tell me
anything to plug
was this okay did you guys like me during it
yes even
was not convincing
alright well see you guys
in two days.
Yeah, two days.
Yeah.
Cool.