A New Untold Story - Vanishque - A New Untold Story: Ep. 392

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

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Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. All right. Yeah, we're good to go with the clap. You mean you're going to reply to what I'm going to say? No, you're just going to say, no, that's a new untold story. Hey, is that story over told? No, baby. It's a new untold story.

A new untold story episode. Cross the legs, bury the bulge. Yeah, is that what you have to be done? I have these one pair of pants. They give me a tremendous bulge. I hardly wear them. I should wear them more. A tremendously noticeable tiny bulge. Yeah, a tremendously noticeable tiny bul noticeable tiny I've gotten that before

yeah like you're not I've never had a big bulge I've gotten like your micro meat is distracting the whole broadcast which is you know that yeah that's it's a riddle like what's something so tiny could take up so much screen yeah black hole yeah singular singularity. It's Yeah, it's it's tough especially for the yak chairs They're so bad with shorts, and I'll never know not gonna not wear shorts. Why not? That's like giving up freedom. I don't know it's it's a warm out the change of the seasons It's like I'm done with pants, but you're gonna have strangers saying you have a tiny dick and balls

It's like I'm done with pants, but you're gonna have strangers saying you have a tiny dick and balls Well, I got tiny dick and balls. Yeah and over and over and over enormously tiny enormously tight Titanically time Yeah, that is the biggest small dick I've ever seen in my entire life It kind of makes perfect sense. Yeah The most noticeable small. Yeah, all I could look at was his tiny dick taking up the entire screen Everywhere I looked was his tiny tiny cock

What upset number is it It is episode 392 which has to be the most common three digit number Outside of maybe the area code of Compton 100 300 that is the title of a rap song 392 right by whom? A trong of rappers a trong of explicit rappers, and you'll know why soon. Ah. 392 is a song by Big Boogie, Fatboy Escobar, Bossman D-Lo, D-Mula, VVS Kan, Hoes Love, C2, and Black Migo, just to name a few. 392 is a type of Dodge Charger. Ah.

Which was once known to be a police officer's vehicle, correct? Right. Is it a Hellcat? The tables have turned. I was looking into it. I think a Hellcat is a derivative of it. Yeah, I think that's like the faster one. The Hellcat is what the rappers. So the 392, all the rappers are singing about it explicitly.

Explicitly meaning exclusively or with language. Language. What? Yeah. Like it's not known for obeying Traffic law the 392 is not yes, okay, like it's known for flybys, which I don't know what I think it's a drive-by But it's known for flybys the muff cutoff What's the muff cutoff? No pussy shit? It's like when you cut the muffler. Oh, okay. I thought was pussy shit not pussy shit No pussy shit. It's like when you cut the muffler. Oh, okay. I thought it was pussy shit not pussy shit NLE choppa had one totaled it polo G had one totaled it whiz has one It's like an Atlanta car. Okay, we'll say like the Atlanta PD doesn't drive dodge charges anymore

Because all the dope boys have bought him out. Yeah, so the cops can't even get him because the dope boys got them first. Listen, I listened to I watched every music video titled 392. And you did it. These men have killed. Yes. Which was men have killed with the nonest of shallons like they they are incriminating with their lyrics they have murdered like who Big boogie has has killed D Moola has killed Some of my favorite lines from these songs

Um, pull up Bentley GTC. This bitch got peanut butter guts. Peanut butter guts is referring to the tan leather interior. I like that. Ah, I do like that, yeah. Pull the trigger, let it do what it do. Do do to do. I like that a lot. Nardoir on the track.

When I'm hitting it from the back, she turn around and throw it back. Ooh, I broke her hand. Um, let me play that, I'm hitting it from the back she turn around and throw it back. Oh, I broke her end Let me play that cuz I didn't do it justice That was a dude, yeah that was cooler. I'm from the Mexico, turn around and throw a bet. Ooh, I broke her in. We stay, but we stay. Yep, you didn't do it justice at all. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so that's 392. Thank you for that. It's also a name of a rapper, 392 Littlehead, who's part of Belt Gang Mafia with Real Riches, Oh Baby Threat, and Glizzy. Oh yeah. Yeah. 392 Little little head big shout out Dodge Charger

How many Dodge Charger keys are in the lost and found box at the wild and out headquarters? If you drive a black Dodge Charger your lights are on and everybody sprints out of the building like it's a fucking fire drill Dodge Charger keys and Matt Reif's chin Your lights are on and everybody sprints out of the building like the fucking fire drill Charger keys and Matt Reif's chin I don't either is he is he done for He's probably still incredibly rich and successful. Yeah, it's not like the the guy the moment that you know he just got a new Netflix special He's put no. I don't think he's done for it in the slightest Yeah, he has a crowd audience that it doesn't like care about whatever

Memes are being produced wild chin on the guy jealous mm-hmm. I Think you got it modded. I think that's yeah, I think it's aftermarket. Yeah, I Like I shaved my face down a little bit, and I just needed to grow back immediately dude catching myself try that yeah He kind of looks like I think every dude looks better with a little bit with yeah I don't know beard did to muster. He looks like a The most lesbian of let I don't know I think they pulled a bad pic of him. I think he's always an attractive man. He's always been cutie. Yeah. And teeth go a long way.

And money. And aging. Still a little lesbian-y. Who amongst us though? Yeah. Who amongst us? Douse got distracted. Yeah, he is a good looking guy.

For sure. Yeah. And funny and rich. Yeah. Is he funny? I've never seen his standup. I just know he's a comedian. Not my cup of tea.

Okay. So be it. But I mean, he crushes in front of his audiences and that's what matters. So. That's political. Good for matters. That's political. Good for him. That's political.

Right. Kyle, you're going to Hawaii here soon. I know. Are you excited? Yeah, very much so. Flight is brutal. Nicky Smokes was in here and he said- Yeah, Nicky Smokes was in here

and I was like, yeah, I gotta fly to Hawaii. It's gonna be a long one. He was like, dude, I have a hack and he said just What did he say he said just go to Florida and then take a boat and take a then hop on a cruise ship to Hawaii All right, what are we doing some Gibraltar? He wanted you go through the straight of Gibraltar canal Yeah, he thought Hawaii was in the Caribbean alongside the Bahamas Flanked by the Bahamas it boggled his mind Do you think because like that's like dudes thriving getting more pussy than you guys listening who don't

Don't know where Hawaii is Slightest they don't know what ocean that should piss you off He said to go down to Florida and just get on a cruise, you would have to go through the Panama Canal. I don't even know how long that could possibly be. Is that accessible by cruise ship? Maybe around fucking South America. I don't know.

You might have to go through, you're gonna have to go through a straight. Yeah. Or around, what is that, Cape Horn down at the bottom? I don't know about that, but... I don't know if you can get that. Hawaii I'm gonna go right there Panama Panama canal you're excited alright So I like to go into trips without like I don't like itineraries. That's too rigid, but I do have a that's what I did I have it. We I didn't have an itinerary. Yeah. Yeah, I have like a

Helicopter trip whoa I want to see like the. I am interested that you're not afraid of helicopters. Those are like so not well maintained. They're just like put together from a kit. I incline press more dangerously than any helicopter flies. No Smith's machine. What do I want? What recommendations do I want? Pineapple? I'll hit the food spots. I want to try like the local cuisine, the spam shits, the poke shits. I want a day club. I want to sit on a cabana to myself, but I still want people

to be present and I want like a DJ set to be going on during the day. buy a pool if anyone knows anything like that. Are you gonna relapse on booze? Yeah, I'm gonna drink. Are you gonna drink a smoke? Yeah, I'm gonna bring weed Yeah, yeah, I guess that's all I need be like a cool rooftop, I don't know are you you're excited though very excited Yeah, you haven't taken a vacation ever Are you excited though? Very excited. Yeah, you haven't taken a vacation ever? This is my first. Yeah.

Non-family. First non-family, yeah. Non-work, first vacation. Yeah, I just did the same. So yeah, I wanna experience what you did. Get a passport, leave the country too. You're never gonna get one, huh? I can't even get a new ID no no I'll do it. Yeah

What about the what about Pearl Harbor? We want to check out the air I don't give a fuck For the clips for the clip be emboldened here What do you care about the USS Arizona? No! I don't give a fuck. I don't want to see an old ship. Simple as that. I want to see what this shirt broadcasts.

I want to see like good... I want to see palm trees and fun. And good colors. Pastel colors. You're not going to wear like... Do you have fits for it? I did, yeah. I mean I've looked up cool But not too cool, but not trying too hard fits for like 30 year old white guys. Yes Yeah, and what did you get this which is trying too hard? Yeah, yeah a little I think solid color

I'm already wearing show chest side it. Yeah, you got to accept that you're bust out the Hawaii fits early Yeah, what about trunks? I got some nice trunks. Yeah? Yeah. Uh-huh. Some vertical stripe? No stripes. Those will make my quads look like fucking pole vaults.

What about shoes? I find shoes on vacation to be the hardest thing. I got a pair of Oreo Nike Slides that look whack. Dude, the Nike Slides, the Wax Slides is a vacation vibe. They look so fucking whack. Nike slides that whack slides is a vacation vibe. They look so fucking whack. Wait, why? They're like Air Max Oreos. I don't know, they look stupid.

Are you pissed when you got them? Yeah, and they're size 9 and they're way too big. So I realized I'm a 9 shoe because of my girth. My length is a 7. These slides are are like I'm fucking can't even I'm like Limping around and I'm trying to keep you know, but you'd I bet you the flip-flop smack in the bottom your foot So loud. I hate yeah, I hate you'd be flipping up so much sand the smallest big feet ever It's like your dick. Yeah, your feet are like your dick. My dick isn't wide either

I'm that I tried to perpetuate that stereotype my dick is not wide at all fucking stringed it the other day You did what I did the string test What's this? Yeah granted? It's average But it's not above average what's's the string test? Take a piece of string Sir you know put it around your car measure it those are conference yes Yes Were you happy did you look at like the the hole I? paid for a Worldwide study to get more sample sizes from smaller ethnicities yeah

How we do it feed I'm average there should be a 23 and me for just cock I know The Philippines when they get involved in a study it helps I Know I know. I know. Cambodia. Laos. Laos isn't like the tiny bug. Multiple lice dick.

You're the biggest small dick. Were you like, did you lock the door like you were like jerking off? I'm kidding, I didn't do that. But I did that. I did that embarrassingly recently, but not not within five years Yes within three years. Yeah, no five okay, so right before you started working a bar stool Now I was there I Was a manhattanite I wanted to keep up with the Joneses

You just measure it by volume No That yeah how much piss yeah? What have you done cock wise lately? The late most recent thing I did was a while ago where Nick made me measure my dick on stream and This was forever ago, and I all I had was analogy models. That's when I did it by volume. I did it was by milliliters Okay, yeah Because I don't want to measure my penis. That's when I did it by volume. I did it was by milliliters. Okay. Yeah Because I don't want to measure my penis. That's no I don't want to know that no I've gotten paranoid before and like late night in bed like use my iPhone as like a point of reference

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nice nice and you have a telescope which which, you know, in an urban setting, that's, you know, the goal was probably to see... Doggy style. Doggy style sex. Yeah. And what did you see? The next best thing. I saw Jeremy Allen White.

That's better than doggy style sex. Oh my god. He's probably wearing that $300 plain white t-shirt that everybody wants. He's wearing the... As advertised. Did you almost buy that? No, I saw it and I he's he's squatting on it, dude, and I don't have the arms. I don't have the right I don't have the jaw arms. Yeah, you know, but he was doing his thing It was him the fat cook. Yeah chef

the angry Irish Chicago guy they have. And they were near my apartment. They were filming the bear and I saw it yesterday morning and I was like, oh, that's kind of interesting. Wait, Kyle, buy the shirt. Yeah, the shirt's cool. No, it's not. Yeah, it's cool. It's just a solid white shirt. $105 for that shirt.

It's a two-thread heavyweight. But it's the one Jeremy Allen White wears. You probably have the same dimension. We probably have the same dimension. You might have the same dimensions. Me and Ja. Yeah. Yeah. You're calling him Ja?

Yeah. Ja, yeah. That's Ja, baby. He was pounding cigarettes, which was cool. Off air or off camera. Off camera. Constantly in motion, very bouncy fellow. That's it.

I am interested in that. Because those scenes are all super intense Yes, they probably can't break character character like to the whole show is them having like the most dramatic episode Oh actors are you doing we get confused by that? Always forget they were theater life long life long fear because they're gonna be bouncy the children of the arts Yeah, they're pretty they're pretending and then somewhere along the way Five seven Bauer That's what that's me. Are you are you a Jeremy Allen white? I'm a G. I'm a Jeremy Allen

You got to get by the t-shirt, but why is he such a heartthrob? tattoos cigarettes hair its hair is his face is Tattoos, cigarettes, hair. It's hair. His hair. His face is unconventional. I was hundreds of yards away, and I could still see the texture in his hair. Really? Yes. Is it dirty?

What is it? I think that they were... I watched a makeup lady come by, and they were spraying that thing down like it was... Oh, yeah. I guess, yeah, we forget that everything... He doesn't do anything himself. Yeah. But it was. Oh yeah. I guess yeah, we forget that everything. They were weaning. He doesn't do anything himself.

Yeah. But it was interesting to see them like, it's a lot of standing around. They were setting up lights for like an hour. And then, yeah. And it would be exhausting. Yeah. It would be annoying.

I'm going to Tim McGraw with Brandon Friday, up in Milwaukee. That'll be a blast My cowboy hat is on its way me and Brandon got matching cowboy hats, but I bought a pair of spurs I thought be funny to wear spurs and I'm afraid that I'm gonna be in line at where it's the where the Bucks play like five five serve center And they're not gonna let me in Cuz that's a weapon is a spur pointy.

It's not. It's to go to horse, you know, giddy up. Oh, it's yeah, it's a glorified weapon. It's a it's a shuriken ask. But the mine are sharp. No, you're going to put it in. I'm going to put them on the back of my new balances or Birkenstocks just around my ankle. Well, you think you can rock boots with spurs?

I didn't buy boots. You put... It's an attachment. You're just putting on spurs? I'm going to put on spurs. But Kyle, I was wondering if you could... I'm nervous. Can you call the arena and see if I could wear spurs into Tim McGraw?

Yes. Thanks, man. I would have asked you to do this off air. Look at the fucking pussy ass spur for the Wikipedia one. That is the daintiest little fucking spur. That's embarrassing. I told Nick that I wanted him to dress as a horse. Yeah, and everybody always dresses as a cowboy.

But then we realized that if you dress as a horse, you just look like a BDSM bottom. I'm going, I'm going, yeah, yeah you would I'm going just for to embarrass Brandon I'm going to be in the worst fit of all time. I'm gonna be wearing my neck bandana. I think you'll succeed Yeah, well is like Wisconsin. Can you claim country status? I bet kind of can Dairy Farmer So Wisconsin you can yeah definitely mm-hmm Illinois I bet you can in some parts. Yeah, Wisconsin

They got a lot of sled heads and that's sort of like what's a sled head people to do Snowmobiles, okay, so that's like that's like country adjacent a date Alright, you got it. Yeah, I You know how the they say thedest, the shortest sad story is Four sale baby shoes never worn. You've told me this. It's Ernest Hemingway. I believe. Yeah. And like that was it's It's called flash fiction, and it was like this he was trying or whoever did it was trying to write the saddest Story, so that's four sale baby shoes never worn six words Four sale, that's a story. It's I guess I get implies that the child died mm-hmm

Um I feel like we could do better Sadder than that way sadder or less words Okay also, you can make that funny like Think of it like the guy that bought the baby shoes You got such a good deal like you wouldn't believe how cheap these baby shoes were I want to make maybe a sketch like that but I think we could do a shorter story okay sadder than a baby dying well yeah

never worn implies the baby was maybe even never born right didn't have so you didn't even get to know the kid didn't have a conscious brain yet pretty much on a human, right? I don't know why I guess you yeah, you could tell where people stand on abortion with how sad that story is Cuz like the PA Getting to know your child and then finding out that your son's gay would be worse for some people so I think like Sons baseball mitt never caught for hold on there. There's got to be worse son colon gay

Sorry semi-colon. I don't I've never known how to use a semi-colon colon colon son gay Yeah, you do you have any Put you on the spot Maybe like inflamed Like he's on fire, but not dead yet. Oh, yeah dying son inflamed. Yeah, well that could mean herpes as well Oh good. Yeah Speaking of which yeah, what's up Pokemon number 392. Oh, hell yeah. And finally, I always had gripes, and I feel like I can finally like, state a cause for my gripes.

Pokemon 392 is Infernape. Yes. It's a fiery monkey that does martial arts. Starting Pokemon. It's Inferno and ape. It's just, it's so bad of a name. He's sweet. It's, I get, yeah, a fiery of a name. He's sweet. It's, I get like, yeah, a fiery Pokemon that plays.

Infernape. That, no, it would have to be Inferno. Like there'd have to be an O sound in ape. And it gets worse. It evolves from Munferno. It's monkey in Inferno. Come on, and it gets even worse. It evolves from that to chim char

Chim char is the first yeah chimpanzee and just char Chim char Char as in blacken lightly burn yeah, he's the starter. He's the baby. It's first off char is used With the charzard series that was so many years ago. This This is Chimchar, that is the laziest thing in the world. No, it's- Chimchar, Munferno, and Infernape. You run out of things. You run out of things, and it's sick.

No, you don't, it's so bad. It's so lazy. It's been since the beginning, Squirtle, a squirt turtle. But that works, that's like brunch or sitcom. Infernape, monferno, and chimchar does not work. That's the 08 lions of portmanteaus. What?

And they're so bad. All of these names, so many of these names are so bad. They just take something that's, they take an animal or creature and combine it with something that's relatively extreme. It works. No, that doesn't sound good. Infernape sounds horrible. It's like a cool creation.

Yes, so you just have a grudge with the naming? Golden Retrieval Lanch. That's sick. Okay. That's awesome. I just made a better one. That's what I'm saying That's really good. It's like a snowy dog golden retrieval Ange That's awesome. That was so sick. I want something extreme in an animal Okay, tornado and a lizard go Geek NATO

That's how they operate All right wait That sound like a slur like Nita All right hard arsonist What is that? Yeah, that's that's what they do the hard arsonist is a rock-fire type would golden retrieval Boston Terrio So good dog

Kill kill kill them murder on terrio kill them at the marathon Nine oh nine eleven Peters Do you just combine the nine eleven attacks and even Peter Evan Peter yeah American Horror Story Oh X-Men you American Horror Story 2 lost in New York starring Nine eleven Story 2 Lost in New York starring 9-eleven About a vault United 93 on a ASAP a rocky war there we go wait. Yeah, dude do Do like George Bush administration Pokemon? Yeah, that's pretty good. I'm saying it did sucks in fern ape sucks

It's useless, but those were all really good, and I'd be interested to see elephant and all Randy hook porkus God Who's Randy the guy Randy's hor Hurricane Sandy Hook. Oh shit. Oh no. You'd have to think of things they'd evolve from too. Just like it would have to start with like less extreme things. Right. You're really good at this. Yeah, well shitty Pokemon. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. What was the, what did you type, Moog?

I don't know how that got there. Oh, I would love for you to, can you please just make some Pokemon, like draw them. Next episode. Next episode. Okay. I've been trying to make a comic that'll make you laugh. Oh yeah.

I can't do it. Because you're intimidated by my humor tolerance? I think that, I think. It's just a hard medium? It's a hard medium. I started doing one, it was like a group at a steakhouse. It was like, how do you want your steak? And then everybody was saying, and then it panned to like Van Helsing and he said

wood I see yeah yeah explain that that's how he would kill the vampire with wood snake yeah wooden stake you kill a vampire with a oh yeah see see that can't work it's too intelligent no not at all that's, yeah, see see it can't work. It's too intelligent. No not at all That's the dumbest fucking shit. I Can't I can't be done Good comics can't be done, so I'm just gonna think it can if you do Pokemon Next episode I will do a I will do comics drawings do penis comics and I'll penis comics. Yeah All right, I'll do dick comics, and you give me tragedy Pokemon.

Got it. Oh hell no! Oh hell no! Oh hell no! Oh hell no! Three, two, one. Alright, we decided with after that Pokemon talk, we decided to break for the day and go home

and make our own Pokemon to see, you know, following the method that Pokemon follows of either like rhyming. Not hard, not hard. No? No. I thought, I had trouble. Oh.

There are geniuses over there at Game Freak. They might be. I got too into the art portion. I walked in on you drawing, I don't wanna spoil it, but it was photo realistic. It was, so yeah, so I sacrificed some like functionality for just a good picture. You were drawing a famous rapper

from memory really, really well. Usually when you draw something, you have to like look at the thing and then look at the page, look at the thing. You were just doing it from memory and it was spot on. He's in a lot of tabloids. Yeah, but I wouldn't be able to draw him

just by closing my eyes and picturing him. Yeah, so. Do you remember the original Pokemon you made on the spot the mechanical pencil with a parachute? No, I forgot about that. Yeah, I think we've made a couple put a full circle because Mechanical pencil is my It's what I used Design a brand new speed you do it. I want you you can do you could yeah, you could put a a brand new species. You do it.

I want you. You can do, yeah, you can put a... Make a better one. Make a better one than that. You can put Stonehenge with a face. That exists. Easter Island. Exists.

Like a mechanical pencil with a big parachute. I don't know, but you can create any... Wait, that doesn't exist. You can create any species. There's an infinite amount of shapes and designs and features to create in your, I don't know. And you still choose a Pelican. 3C, it is the premier place for cannabis products

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and try working out on it. There were some that I just didn't have the art skill to draw. This one was a skeleton horse from Philadelphia and it also had like curled horns and that was John Bonet Ramsey. Oh my God. Was there a picture? No no I couldn't do it I just couldn't I was in pot I can't draw bones and then a

Mark David chap manatee was he had like John Lennon's bloody glasses and as a weapon he's a big manatee I got to see that I didn't I yeah, we could AI it do you want me to show you mine that I have yeah I had one that was that was tough too that I just couldn't make work. What was I to make? hair on Lima You're giving these Pokemon creators too much credit. Yeah, well it was just the artistic and like they don't do shit the Way, it said didn't quite work. I was trying to Hiroshima Oh shit, and I couldn't quite get it to work And I had a heron wearing a Komodo with a drawn

I leave his face, and it was a it was like a Frankenstein Japanese Frankenstein with a sexy face. I started doodling a very spherical ape around ape, and it was just called rape Go rape that's then you're gonna love one. Oh That's then you're gonna love one. Oh Jesus Look, did you do any? Yeah, I got a couple. Oh perfect one I couldn't draw or I used AI one that AI wouldn't work with was a Kim Jong uno reverse. Oh cool Reverse card that see that's cooler than Pokemon. It's cooler than infernape and Chimchar It's not it makes me want to see, because my cutting room floor was some bad ideas. Yeah.

I'd be very curious to see the Pokemon's cutting room floor. Maybe they don't have any. No, they do. They've had some that they haven't released, but they were sick. Yeah, we can start with mine if you want. Okay.

Yeah, just that one's fine. Fire up number one. Yeah, so this one is special needs. Oh my God, yours looks amazing. That's special needs. he's bread dough. He's retarded bread dough. And he hits you with a. You can tell, yeah.

Yeah, he hits you with a mallet. Kyle, I'm sure that room is familiar to you. That's a train table room. That's amazing, yeah, that's so cool. Yeah, that's my first one. I spent the most time on him. I couldn't get the pupillary distance how I wanted. I tried to extend it out.

And then my last final touch was him blushing. Yeah, that's special needs. Holy shit. He even got like the build correct. Oh yeah. Oh, everything is right. Real doughy. Do you wanna play?

Uh. Uh. The second one is, uh, this is more in the vein of, that's Wu-Han-Tray. Oh my god. That's a Wu-Han entree. That would be a cool poster. Yeah?

What is it? That's a bat. This is so much better than Pokemon. I believe, the translation, I it's I believe that says me so tasty But yeah, he's his whole thing is like he wants you to eat him. That's how he wins he spreads He's a poison type and if you if a Pokemon uses bite on him They will lose their sense of smell and shut down the country. And then my last one, I went biblical.

And I went biblical and I did Paunch's pilot. Oh my God. And so he's the man who killed Jesus, but this one he's an aviator. He's an aviator, he's an actual pilot and he's crashing into twin Jesuses. Ha ha ha ha. Holy shit. Those are my boys oh my god those are my Pokemon that poster would

sell what I think it was he's so pissed look at yeah he's so pissed who's your main what my main would be I'm my starter it would be my starter Pokemon be special need yeah fuck yeah I've twin crucifixes been done yet? I don't think so. No. I don't think so.

I don't think so. What would special needs evolve into? So needing is. Is like a bread thing. So it would have to be like a bread term. Okay. Non-functioning. Yeah, that's it.

You evolved into non-functioning. functioning Functioning Yeah Fuck I gotta make the whole bread special needs line. He's gonna flatten by the train. That's how he evolves into non-functioning and he gets worse. His eyes get further. You gotta make this a universe. Okay, fuck. Just all bread and special needs. I'm trying to think some other... The final form's gotta be like pizza rolls or some shit.

I'm trying to think of oh What are some other like there's a ton of bread? Oh? Yeah, pumpernickel, right? Yeah, yeah All right, I'll think of what he evolves into by the end of the episode And the end of the other interesting thing is that I think we all use different ways to make the drawings Like yes are obviously gonna be the best because he is yeah, that's incredible Well, these are just doodles that I traced you I use illustrator you sketched I use Photoshop. I'd beautiful you did AI

Yeah, yeah, so it'll be interesting to see that. I mean, it's gonna take a steep downturn After Nick I think in terms of our yes, I Don't think yeah, I think, in terms of artistic quality. I don't think, yeah, I mean, no surprise. Yeah, it was your question. It was like the painting stream. Yeah. Yeah. Damn, Nick's was the best, yeah.

It's just something I'm better at. You guys can't comprehend that I'm better at you than something. It is hard. Jeez, that's Rudy. That is. All right, I'm looking, Mook, what are yours? Okay, I'll read mine.

All right, so this first one is perca jet. Holy shit. Wow. And it's just a. That's majestic looking. A mix of a percocet and a plane that drops laced pills over lower middle class. Yeah.

That looks like a scene from Arrival. That looks sick. That was a tough work around with AI. Yeah. We're in there. And then my second one is CD Ho. What is that? So that's a CD Ho.

That is a woman that sells you a CDO mortgage. Jesus Christ. She's really good looking. She's about to start the next housing crisis. She looks. She is really good-looking What are her powers or attacks? Yeah big tits? Oh fuck? Yeah? in the house The tits are in the house They take up the whole living room for a yeah That's gonna bang with the business bros Yes, and then an honorable mention for me was uh

Not me Jesus it's just a not a Z that can only say the word nah Why did and that's what AI gave you? All right, so be it you can't really type it. Oh, that's yeah, that's nausea That's an awful Pokemon Yes, CD ho and percogen do to my face a good squad Perkajets good Perkajets good I'll go next I want to I want to finish with yeah, I think we do want to finish with Kyle

I'm looking up special needs terms that I can turn into bread Start start start start with the three mile one one above that yeah This is three mile tie man So it's instead of three mile island yep This is really good. Yeah, this is really good. This is spectacular I know you got to put this to more use. Yeah, I would really good Profit a long ass dude. Yeah, you need to this thing has wheels you need to take this show on the road I know yeah, you need to, this thing has wheels. You need to take this show on the road. Yeah, I know, yeah, creative.

That took me forever to make. Three Mile Time Inn, yeah, it's, the wordplay's incredible. That hotel's actually very interesting. That's a three mile hotel that was designed by Hitler to be the world's biggest resort. What? And it got abandoned, and now it's like a youth hostel

and it's been like traded hands all over the place. I went there, you should fuck with it on VR. Where is this? It's in an island in Northern Germany near in the Baltic Sea. That's German? Yeah. Oh I thought Three Mile Island,

I thought that was a US thing. Wasn't there like a nuclear waste spill? In New Jersey. Okay, was that Three Mile mile island yeah, so yeah No, none of this connects. Okay other than it rhymes Tie man an island Yeah Yeah, I just went and then once I heard and then a three mile long time man. I just really enjoyed

Chibata, but he's really really really skewed Enjoyed Chabot. But he's really, really, really skewed. He's not proportionately three miles. He's like a regular horizontal. And what is his I think he alternated. I think he operates in different dimensions where he's neither long nor like anything. He's just like three miles in any direction. That's going to be tough to beat in a fight scenario in a bit in a Pokemon fight. Yes

I nearly I think that his attack would be that from whatever you can't you can't gain depth on him Okay, no depth perception. How do you win? He How did I'm going up against him? How do I win? You call in what's the weakness of a time worse of weakness of a time in you need one punch man Yeah, one punch man a volcano is that guy actually tie did you search like a tie a tie a tie fighter that is like Star Wars I I googled average guy And that's what that's what tie fighter mm-hmm. It's X wings mm-hmm

Yeah, yeah, that's my worst one. That's your worst. Yeah, but it was I thought that was a stroke of genius I'm not a chance well that doesn't count my my Google Doc of like the 30. I wrote up. Yeah had some some stinkers and Then go you can go to vanish queue The fuck is vanish queue is Is that a pool queue? That is a pool queue who vanishes. That blows. Yeah.

What was the writing process for this? But what are the combined words? The name? Vanish queue. But is this a pool queue that vanishes? Yeah. All right, next. Yeah.

Yeah. But the gas. This sucks! Pool cue is with a C, by the way. Yeah, but it's Pokemon. Yeah, but what, I don't know how a human would think of this idea. Queue that vanishes? Yeah, but why, Rudy? Because the Spanish flu is invisible.

Oh, this is a play on the Spanish Actually pretty good. Yeah, it's an invisible enemy this sucks tremendous cock Oh, yeah Fuck would we ever Why the background it's a Pokemon background It sounds like the name of a Pokemon yeah, and then Grape and then the guy I don't remember the guy do the grape and then the guy. I don't even remember the guy, I do the grape one. This is rape on bling? Hold on, let us try to figure out. Grape on bling. Grapeon. Grapeon.

Grapeon bling. Is this the rape of non-king? Yes. I don't understand how a being, a human being would formulate this. This is really, really a unique thing I'm seeing. Yes. Jesus Christ. All the information's right there.

Yeah. We figured it out. Jesus Christ. It does look sinister. Oh my God. This is an isolated incident this grape on bling Yeah, it is on That's my favorite one oh my god now it's three mile time man

We have one more of Rudy. I don't remember what how do you not remember? We did this yesterday. Oh Yeah, oh Jesus Christ, and it's tiny it's so small. Sorry curl Barbara curl Barbara curl Barbara My god curl Barbara curl Barbara kill Barbara kill bill no bar curl bar is it rhyme or curl? Baba It's a curl baba. What is that? There's a pro. Habba. Oh my God next out delete There's a torpedo in his afro Yeah, it's that pixel yeah, I don't know why but all the assets I got were like one-by-one pixel vanish Q is the Truly yeah worst idea in the world. Thank you

It's the worst expression of thought And I was trying to I was trying to strike the vein of Pokemon create yeah Like Pokemon would have a vanishing cue yeah That that is the I think closest to real Pokemon that is yeah, that's what they do mm-hmm. It's a good portrayal Yeah, my god races quick. That's okay Kyle all right yours are physical drawings. Yeah Did you do eight? All right, oh

My god all right Oh my god versus sap rocky I know I caught him. Well. I saw you drawing a sabraki from memory, and that was it. He's in no type of rush Slowly, but surely and my next a tree needed a tracheotomy or whatever it's called okay for a tree sap opted for a sap spout Alright sap rocky. He's a syrup type Do you have the type written? Yeah, this is Riaffle a syrup type as well feeds off of

Rocky sap Emerging from a waffle. It's a rough mock up that almost looks like hentai kill pancakes, marry French toast. Hmm. And then you thought she was just bad. Now she's reoffal. And we have another syrup type, Syruptin. It's just Kate Upton and a bottle of Anshimaima. Catchphrase is, yeah, yeah, I'm syrup.

Times are tough. What the fuck does that mean? It's three syrup types. What do you mean? But why is she saying that? Yeah, yeah, I'm syrup. It's kind of like oh, I know I fell off. It's not 2012 anymore. I'm syrup now All right, those are the three syrup types of your world. She's a mammillary syrup type You can find her at the terrarium at her blueberry castle

Then we said this a a 911 Peters. Is that your heaven, Peters? That's heaven, Peters. What type is he? That ain't smoke, that's just my hair. It is smoke. I thought that was a horror story. What's next?

Oh my God. A breakfast type. Sharla Mode. Sharla Main the God coming out of a pie. What? You never seen a black man on a slice of pie These look like Elden Ring bosses How hungry were you when you were making? Think we're done. These are the new rap snacks

Retroiver, Vern Troiver, and a golden retriever. And his, he hates politicians. Catchphrases, fuck politicians. Were you high? Yeah. Wait, why did you make him hate politicians? I don't know, it's just his thing. He's a bipartisan man, dog.

And he evolves from Retriever burn in a dog head fuck yeah it's really good his catchphrases politicians do more finger-pointing and play more games than little children is he doing this this time how you can make a video game? Yeah And he's yeah, that's a sneaker. These are like undertale characters. This is crazy. All right, the last one is Tetros It's Tetris and a crossword with a fiery tail Fill me in but you better make it quick. Oh and spare me the details I better make it quick. Oh, and spare me the details. Tetrass.

Tetrass is awesome. You're really good at drawing, man. I had fun with it. I mean, I think drawing is like the reading of art. Just for sure, dude. For sure. Ben said that. That's really profound.

I'm excited about Everything we've done with this. Yeah, we should uh, I would like to make a world. Oh, we should make a world and a game There's that RPG maker on Steam. Mm-hmm. I think you can upload your pixel sprites. Mm-hmm Maybe we can have like phenom or gallo help. I want that I want to see his creations in unreal engine. Yep Oh, man, really good graphic haunting. Oh man. So yeah, I guess that's want to see his creations in unreal engine. Yep. Yo, man really good graphic hunting. Oh, man So yeah, I guess that's how Pokemon does and it's success. It's the most successful franchise ever you get it I do what I get. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, I want to do this again for sure Yeah, it might be a new segment. Can you bring one Pokemon a week? Oh easy. I had a blast

Let's do one Pokemon a week until we can get a world. I Oh easy, I had a blast. Let's do one Pokemon a week until we can get a world. I entered like flow state drawing a Belgian waffles. This is I also I am Vanished Q That is still the best that's the best one Where's my Q? What how did you like I'm gonna rhyme something with Spanish flu. Yeah. That was just like, I'm this, what I'm gonna do. And the first one, vanish Q, easy.

And when I'm in my creative flow, I don't like to think too hard. That's my favorite. As you can tell. I need that blown up printed out and on our wall. Yeah. Yeah, no, I wanna frame yours and the rest of it. That evolves from tree pile time in. What is that? It's a time in on top of a tree pile. Oh, of it. That evolves from tree pile time in. What is that?

It's a time in on top of a tree pile. Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense, that makes sense. I can't think of, can you guys help me think of what non-functioning evolves into? I'm on the Wikipedia for bread right now. So it gets even less functioning? Yeah.

Okay. All right. What's like the severest diagnosis? You could also go like down. Down. Maybe just make him dumber. Okay. And then there's also like,

yeah, I don't know. If you're listening, help me think of my bread. As bakers potato bread. Yeah, there's that's the type of bread that's yeast. Yeast likely to succeed. There you go. Crust. He's just really crusty. He's got boogers, crumpets.

I like crust. Just crust. It evolves into crust. Just a piece of crust. Yeah. Yeah. With a booger. A crusty booger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's tooth. Special needs, non it's tooth. Special needs. Non-functioning crust. Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, this world is going to be really sick.

Baking soda stain. He like thought it was ice cream. I don't know. My God. That was really fun. Oh my God. That was really fun. That was fun. I'd love to see Krust versus Vanished Q. I don't know who wins.

It's a heavyweight bout for sure. We could all be gym leaders in the game with our Pokemon. Did Liam wanna come in? How long are we? My name is Liam Blotman, leave a message, thanks. All right, that might be a new segment until we get a universe will pick the best ones if you guys have any stuff To submit we'll show well. Yeah, we could show them off from the discord. We haven't really done anything with the discord lately Yeah, we'll get a oh, yeah, mom maker create your own yeah, and then we will yeah

Let's we'll show this the best slash worst Yeah And then we will, yeah, let's We'll showcase the best slash worst. Yeah. Very cool. All right. God bless. See ya.