A New Untold Story - Wii Fitness Board for Dummies - A New Untold Story: Ep. 389

Episode Date: March 28, 2024

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But I just can't get rid of. Yep. We should bring them in and swap them. Yeah, I'll bring in all of my non-wearables. That's a great idea. I have so many dead weight clothes. The non-wearables. Yours have to be just god-awful.

You like dead weight clothes? Oh, yeah. I got a lot. Your best shirts probably came from a t-shirt cannon. That's not wrong. We good? Yeah, yeah. All right.

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A new untold story, episode 389. I'm sorry. No, you're good. 389. Yeah, you got it. Bits dead. After four years do you want me to do my thing yeah do your thing real quick you want me to say the number wrong we're here with mincy by the way mincy has to go to the dozen and 30 but mincy when i walked in today

just you shared some information with me of a story from 25 years ago yeah 24 years ago my dad's never been shared that's never been shared it's just you decided to tell me and it knocked my socks off oh no yeah so i was like mincy please come up and tell this before you do dozen but kyle do your thing first um let's flash it back to 389 the year yep not much going on, but Empress Mao, the daughter of Mao Jing and wife of Fu Dang, was executed by Yao Chang because she refused to be his concubine. Whoa. I think that's fair on all sides. Quid pro bono. That's that.

Was that just a little history lesson? Who were they? Don't pull out your phone again, but who were they? The relatives in the Chinese Empire, they shared the same first name. Yeah. So it was a lot of Mao and Mao were related. It was Mao Yaobing and Yao Peng? Something like that.

Okay. And concubine. Concubine is sex partner without the status. That's modern. Rudy, you're going to drop this on a girl in a week? Yeah, would you be my concubine?

Hey, I don't really do this very often, but would you be my concubine? That would be really nice. How could I betray you? You're my concubine. Being with a beautiful woman I think is a nice segue to mincy's story can i ask one question before you start you can ask as many questions as you want why did you all of a sudden on a wednesday morning in march just tell this story that's 24 years old to nick like why did this well okay i'll tell you why so when i went to

laugh factory and saw the stand-up that Walker hosted, and then I went and saw Francis in Nashville, it got my brain kind of rolling about it. Fuck yeah. And I kind of got asked to possibly host a Laugh Factory night, and after going to a couple, the juices are flowing. I'm like, hey, I might can do that. I don't know.

I might can do that. And, you know, going to a couple. could do that and you know go into it that was that's what you said yeah and so since since the juice has been flowing i was like well i've got a lot of crazy ass embarrassing stories that i think can make more than most probably yes so nick being you know i thought i'd bring it up telling him a couple of them i was so jealous that he had this experience and so i don't want you to waste your i don't want you to waste your entire uh arsenal of stories oh i got plenty of stories but this this is you you might have an hour of stand-up already mincy yeah i don't i

don't know about like the delivery like there's such an art to it that i would that there's so many nuances to it to take so much to learn i think I just get up there and raise I think you just have to say shit I think you just say shit because what you told me today was funnier than a lot of things I've heard so well what go start us at the top okay so I'm actually proud of myself that I'm self-confident enough to tell the story now it's good that's it's it's my most embarrassing high school story by far oh my god okay but it's but i'm 40 years old so this is 24 years ago so i think the statue trying to take of the you are you stuck in something were you upside down hanging from something worse than all that so okay okay here goes because this is i goes. Because this is, I've been laughing. This is rough.

This is going to be tough to tell. Oh, my God. So, my junior year of high school, I'm going to homecoming. And like any, I guess, teenage boy, I was feeling myself. And I asked a girl to go to homecoming that was very, very, very far out of my league. How far out of your league? She was in the running for Miss Louisiana. Okay. In high school. Did you have prior communications

with this girl? We grew up together. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. So we were friends. She's beautiful. Yeah. Model-esque. Yeah. Beautiful. I'm not going to leave her name out the story, but beautiful model. We grew up together. All that. Friends. It but beautiful like model we grew up together all that friends it was cool because we'd grown up together so it was like friends whatever you know it wasn't

well it wasn't awkward but then it became real awkward so anyway so we're taking our homecoming picture so she says yes to go with you she says yes oh yeah she's all yeah we're friends that's so embarrassing you went you went to a homecoming with Miss Louisiana. Yeah. Well, the story starts good. So, yeah. I mean, she was all about, we grew up together. Like, we've been in school together.

She was a kindergarten. I was friends with her family. Were you hoping it would blossom into a romance? I didn't have a chance at hell. Okay. I didn't think. I just thought, hey, why not ask this, like, beautiful girl at the high school? They'll say yes because we grew up together.

Yeah. You know, so I thought it looked good in the picture, but I was wrong. You didn't look good in the picture? No. Yeah, but your hair? Let's just say it. You know how in high school

you have your homecoming... You had a sloppy outfit. Maybe. So you go to take your picture and like you know you high school you have your homecoming or prom group pictures or whatever let's just say i showed i was way too excited to be in that picture are you hard as a rock in all your homecoming photos just this one this is the official like professional photographer photo that you print out hang on the fridge visibly uh it was pretty it was pretty bad you're smiling real big with miss louisiana and you're hard i mean wait i'm not saying was this like a parent taking the photo or this is like? This is like the one you take at the dance.

So wait, hold on, hold on. You're hard in it. Wait, so this exists? There's a physical... I can try to find it and run it down even though I don't know that I want to. Because now I'm thinking about from the point of view of the photographer who is a professional and is now handling a minor's photo

with an erection. Well, there were like eight of us in the picture that's illegal that's like well no you would is it illegal it's not all right taking pictures a pants boner it's not a pants boner yeah it wasn't coming out was it it wasn't coming out but i mean it is it was it fighting to come well the funniest part too about it is one of my funniest parts the boner yeah yeah the other part about it that I could never live down. So one of my best friends that was in the picture with his girlfriend, too, had this picture so prominently displayed at the front of his house, in his parents' house, that every single time he would walk in,

every single time he'd walk in after school to start his day, he'd just go look at the picture and then just start laughing and shaking his head. He put a boner in the 4A? So this was hanging. Yeah. So the photo got out, clearly. Yeah. Did that girl talk to you afterwards? It was always a little awkward, but we're still friends.

Yeah, you're still friends. Did she know? Oh, hell yeah. It's kind of cold. That's icy. It was pretty obvious. You didn't care. Oh, I was embarrassed as hell about it. I hadn't told the story in 24 years.

If you text her right now and we're just like, hey, do you remember our homecoming? I could do that. Do you have her contact? I don't have her phone number, but I saw her at our, we had our 20 year reunion. Oh, was this like a Y2K boner? This was like, this was 90, this was 1999. Oh, so this was before the tucking into the waistband was invented. Yes.

Because that came right after the cool S. Yeah. They didn't figure that out until 2000. The timeline of it. Yeah. This was 16-year-old me. Was it post-9-11 when they figured out how to tuck Boner into waistband? Yeah, I think so.

It might have been the same exact day. It was when Montel Jordan was popping. Okay. There was an emphasis on security after that. Yes, yes. It was when Montel Jordan was popping. Okay. There was an emphasis on security after that. Yes, yes. 6'8 Montel Jordan. And Maria Maria. That was like a...

Yeah. But that's when the people were talking. It would have been legendary if you were hard in the reunion photo. Wait, did you talk to her at the reunion? Oh, yeah. We had to dance for the reunion. Yeah, we're cool. I mean, I knew her my whole life.

White chick? What's up? White chick? Yeah. Oh, you're blonde? She's a milkman. She's got a. Yeah, we're cool. I mean, I knew her my whole life. White chick? What's up? White chick? Yeah. Oh, you're blonde. She's a milkman. She's got a couple kids, but still going.

Yeah, but still friends, you know, whatever. We'll always have that awkward moment. Were you wearing a tuxedo? It was homecoming, so it wasn't a tux. Like prom was a tux.

Yeah, I was wearing a suit. That's a hard thing to penetrate with a boner. I was actually wearing khakis. I was actually wearing khaki pants. That kind of showed shows it a lot that was that was why the bulge was yeah those are not waterproof whatsoever yeah it was uh do you remember that night were you were you that way a lot of the night i don't i honestly don't remember hardly anything of it and didn't even know it had happened until i saw the picture out and when that picture came out though y'all understand I'm on I mean I obviously you know you can imagine how much I

heard about it what did you look like in high school I'll have to get some pics but 16 year old me let's see I had okay I had glasses like I so I was basically like legally blind in my right eye until I had LASIK surgery done the week before I came to Barstool. So you had thick ass glasses. Yeah, I had like glasses and like, as I still do now, like the weight just yo-yos like crazy because I'm either like on a huge health kick or I'm not. So at this point. I think at this point I was looking decent.

Okay. You played tennis. I played tennis. Yeah, I was a good tennis player. State champion. Yeah. And hard. I need you to i need the

photo i i i have a feeling i can run it down i think we need it run that i'll try i'll try to run it down for you oh my god my buddy i i know my buddy like i said my buddy that had it i mean dude he had it up in like the most prominent picture in his house places that's in why did your buddy have this picture because he was in it it was a i was like his girl were in it but he would just literally like i'll never forget he would walk in his house he would look at it he'd just shake his head and he'd just smirk and then he'd keep going just did it every day did he slap it like the notre dame thing he just never got enough of it yeah i'm on a high school group threat with all them and i can't wait i'm gonna text him i told the story yeah i cannot wait

and i'll try to run it down yeah mincy thank you, Mincy. I don't know how hard I'll try. Thank you. Yeah. Wait, hold on. I don't know how hard I'll try. Yeah. Was the only time the boner was acknowledged from the photo or when we were at the dance was the boner?

No, it was only acknowledged in the photo. Okay. So you weren't like dancing with her and just were like, sorry about the boner. You weren't like knocking over the ladle to the fruit punch. No. No, I don't think so i just think it i just think honestly i didn't even know what happened until the picture came so you don't know what triggered the boner you don't know what song it was what dance

i think it was just me having my arms around this girl being too excited when i was a horny 16 year old yeah were you proud of the visually was it is this good this was not i was not proud did you guys i was i was i was i mean I'm probably turning red 24 years later, turning stories. Was grinding a thing back then, dancing? Yeah, I got pretty, dude, the old school St. Fred's dances got wild. Did you do like the, what is the Miss Weatherall dance? The funniest part, I couldn't believe this, but our 20 year reunion, like we're like all, you know, 39, 40. And I mean, it was a free for all on the dance floor in the 20 year reunion.

I've never seen anything like it. Like we had a DJ playing like old school, like 90s and 2000 rap from like 8 to 11 at a club, a country club. And it was such a wild dance party that one of my buddies went and gave the DJ money to play till 1 a.m. And dude, it was like all these 39 and 40 year olds going wild. It was insane. Yeah, they throw down in Monroe, Louisiana still. Yeah, most dangerous city in America. Yeah,

don't believe everything you hear. Okay. It is kind of dangerous. Yeah, a lot of reports say it's number one in a lot of different metrics. That's insane that you're from there. Yeah, we're alive here. We're living. We're doing it. We're trying to control what's in our pants a little better. Yeah, a little better?

Yeah. Oh, how was South Bend? South Bend was good, except for the basketball game. We got destroyed. But loved the campus. It was like the Vatican for college Catholic campuses. I mean, it was insane. It was so beautiful, though.

I mean, you could see where all the money that the Catholic Church always asked for goes. Yeah. You know, but it was fun. And, you know, a lot of good stuff coming up, as always. Staying busy. Good. Well, Mincy, thank you so much for telling us. Go win the dozen.

Go beat Brandon. Like I said, I'll search for that picture, but I don't know how hard I'll search. Okay. Okay. Maybe if you guys are listening and we're in Mincy. There's one guy that they have it. There's one person that they have it. There's one person that they have it. Okay, okay.

And I'll text about it. Thank y'all for having me. I'm glad I made it on episode 389. 389, yeah. Thank you, Mitzi. The man. The man. Kyle.

Yep. Are you going to an event? Are you going to an event anytime? Yeah, Cecilia's Ball. Crucial intake of pink. A lot on the horizon for me event wise and you know where i got my tickets i'm gonna are those fake band names yeah because you've talked about crucial that's my old uh painting on microsoft but okay yeah but i do have uh i'll be

going to cubs games i'll be going to a concert or two this summer a lot what about you yeah i'm gonna go see uh um ben platt ben platt yeah is that a fake musician no no i think that's the uh apologies the full cheeked boy from uh from uh dear evan hansen okay yeah well have fun at ben platt thank you and um if you want to switch your seats at the last second, you can. Where? For cheap. GameTime, the app. They have the best deals.

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If you're a landlord, go to rent dot app slash landlord. Get paid on time without the hassle and like getting a visible boner in dress pants is really tough yeah i used to get so fearful that because when i was in high school we were at a i went to a catholic school we had a uniform and we had to tuck our shirts in same oh we always get a boner in chemistry because you know how that at that time they were almost like any schedule oh yeah it was like on a biological clock yeah like i would just get a boner in chemistry and i'd get so scared that i would have to like go up to the board when i had a boner it was so so but you couldn't flip because of tuck in i had my buddy

logan i've told this story he flipped and put it in front of the pants everybody saw that's the fear um that's the worst angle of the penis to the undercarriage yeah right the circumcision scar the dark side of the moon yeah so what i did is you never want to show your boys your scar yeah i would go through my pocket and then side pipe it oh that's cool yeah dude i remember i remember being so horny in high school i drew a picture of an ass on my binder and I got hard. But you're a good artist. I was good. Yeah. I was bent over ass.

I was a boy. I wasn't. I didn't. I heard about this. He was on some freak shit. He was so horny that he fucked his binder. How do you fuck a binder? I don't know.

Three ring? Yeah, I don't know. How do it been? Yeah, you can't fuck a binder. Yeah, you can find a way. Yeah, you can try. But like, it just is like. That would be a

sick game show like it's like chopped you have three items in your basket and you have to fuck all three in 20 minutes yeah to completion yeah chefs today i fucked a a plastic splink slinky a spider ring from chucky cheese worth two tickets. Are we recording? Oh, I don't know. We're still going, yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's keep, yeah, fuck it. Okay. One second. I have a new obsession based off we were on the bracket yesterday. And I love the Four Dummies books.

And so any anus listeners, if you have any Four Dummies books lying around the house, do you remember those? Of course. Mook, of course um mook of course spelling it four dummies f number four you're gonna have to get dummies for dummies dude the guidebook to the dump and then he also spelled it d-u-m-b-i-e-s i know what you're talking about spelled for four dummies um i just bought autism for dummies i'm looking at the list yeah yeah that fibromyalgia for dummies i just bought that it's on its way so i want a four dummies i want this studio to be

the premier four dummies library there's some good ones pound for pound some of the most pathetic books i love the design because like that you have to be shameless carrying that around i just pre-ordered one they're still making them i just pre-ordered one for 30 bucks that's not even out yet what is that imagine carrying this on public transport or like if you're like on a date and it's just like you carry it under you it's personal boundaries for dummies you have to be the biggest pest in the entire world to recognize that you need this like i'm i i don't know personal space i'm handsy but i'm also fucking retarded like i don't i can't grasp it on like an elementary i can't stop touching women's pussy and i need to you know like i need to be told on a very base level how

to not grope women yeah and just carrying this around so i want to do a punishment with us like one of us has to just carry this around as an accessory for a week oh like sudoku for dummies isn't that just like the bronze difficulty i love the font that dummies is just like in crayon too it's like the like oh yeah they really emphasize that you are look at that guy look at that dummy struggling with poetry getting your book published for dummies need to know the success rate and turn around for people who read that and then had a book published themselves and turn around for people who read that and then had a book published themselves. I've been looking on the really complex categories for dummies.

Like quantum physics. I have quantum computing for dummies that I was looking at. And people were just like, this doesn't belong in the dummy. People are trying to talk. The dummies. They're embarrassed that they read it, but they're pissed.

It doesn't belong in the dummy literary universe. The DLU. Dude, yoga for dummies? You know how physically lazy you have to be to read 300 pages before just going to a yoga class? You have to be the fattest? That's the most counterproductive thing in the world. To read 400 pages before you just stretch. Dude, this guy,

I think Lou B, was very embarrassed to buy this book because he wants, like, if you're buying quantum computing, you look at yourself as a smart guy, but this says four dummies on the cover. And so he gives, like, is your Python programming ready for quadratic, unconstrained binary optimization? If so,

you're the dummy they're targeting. The lame enforced humor is a cellophane mask to hide the truth there's nothing in quantum mechanics for dummies and it doesn't belong in the series i did learn from it and it has merits you're a dummy dude but three stars the book desperately needs a glossary it overuses acronyms and it's easy to find a replace them to write the full term my name is lou and i stand by my review despite the previous praise for the book this guy definitely drove 45 minutes to a barnes and noble outside of his local so he wasn't seen seen were disguised to buy your that's fake that one's fake i'm ordering my four dummies in discrete packaging

it comes in like it's packaged with herpes medication labeling the other so dude um homeschooling for dummies imagine seeing your mom have that and just knowing your future's fucked oh fuck and like the homeschooling for dummies has horrible reviews because uh they say multiple times parents with special situations like if you work full-time and can't afford to quit and if you're a single parent should not homeschool and people are livid about that people are livid but my favorite is uh catholicism for dummies because i guess it was really poorly put together. And a lot of people are complaining that the book goes from page 16 to 49. I love that.

That's how they should be. And then the one four star review is from a guy named Father Head. You don't want your priest reading for dummies either. I'm obsessed with these four dummies books. I'm reading this guy. This is the getting your book published for dummies review. What's it say? It said the tone of the book came across as rather belittling.

It felt as if the authors truly believe it was being written for dummies. Yeah. They recently rebranded and so it's like it's a not the crayon font of dummies anymore I know but I want I know people have these probably sitting at home on their shelves these have to be bought for novelty

yeah go to the one star review um I don't know why I have the photo of the other one i'll send it to you there's a couple different variations people get so offended of it that being like so they're so if it pertains to them they're like wait a second they're calling me a dummy yeah but there are so many of them and they're still being written it's incredible i remember as a kid i thought that like they had a moment i feel like when we were younger in like they had a moment i just feel like when we were younger in like high school we're like it was like not frowned upon to have them like i

remember seeing people with them i think my parents had like america online for dummies or like the internet they i feel like every like family or like had one in their house and it wasn't that big of a deal now looking back on it it really is now i was a chicken soup for the soul boy you had chicken soups? Oh, yeah. Yeah, were those all religious? Those were more highbrow. Maybe they were.

Wait, Wii Fitness for dummies? I want it. That's the laziest book in the world. That's worse than yoga. Wii Fitness for dummies. The only thing lazier than doing fitness is doing a video game version of fitness. And then the only thing lazier than doing fitness is doing a video game version of fitness. And then the only thing lazier than that is. But it's so many steps to it's almost not lazy.

It's not. That's what I'm saying. It's physically lazy. Like you're so willing to put all this mental exertion into reading a big book before you just do something. How many pages is this? There's not much info on it. Yeah, to get we fitness for dummies and one of us has to read it and do a full report going to the cliff notes for a four dummies because you can't comprehend you can't comprehend the four dummies 252 pages an audio book of yeah that's reading the audio book now that's the laziest thing how is that 252 pages

i don't how the fuck fitness is like how dumb is there like a rudimentary there's a tutorial in we in the game almost gone only to us grab grab grab grab grab both which other one both of those i want to we should earnestly try to what bars to employ would this be like a funny person to give his i'm just picturing like the biggest tub of lard like he's stuck to his couch from laying on it for so long listening to the audiobook of we fitness for like huffing and puffing yeah they're going too fast okay listening to the audiobook of we fitness for dummies on half speed yeah all right guys i promise you as a bonus episode when this book comes in i will do the audiobook of this and on an ipod or like a iphone but he's too

lazy to hold the iphone so it's one of those cases the neck cases yeah we should attempt we should do a youtube video attempting to do the laziest thing on earth and i think we just keep adding on. On half speed. Half speed listening to the Wii Fitness for Dummies on an iPod. On max volume so we can slurp while he's doing it. You have to be eating. No, we need to get one of those super long straws. A really long straw. He's having, what should he be, like a milkshake?

With an AI that pauses it every 10 seconds so he can bite. No, we should do the instant breakfast, the liquid breakfast. Yeah. Yeah. So it's a meal in a smoothie. Yeah. I want to be a pureed cheeseburger. Feeding too.

We fitness for dummies i guys i promise you as soon as this comes in i will do the audiobook and we will do this he finishes it after so long and he just does just uses the remote from laying down he doesn't do the actual wait wait can you get it Can you get a remote for an iPhone? He ends up using Wii Fitness cheat codes. Yeah, wait. The cheat code section

of the Wii Fitness for Dummies book, the chapter on cheat codes. But he's too lazy to type them in himself himself so he has to voice has to voice the text and he's doing he's doing we fitness not with the we moat in the board but the controller on a GameCube controller. Oh my god. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp.

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first purchase that's better help help.com slash new wow i used to fuck around with the we fit you had the we fit i had the uh biggest loser game you had to do it on there? Oh, yeah. You said you were on... First off, that was pathetic. Playing the biggest loser. First off, let's not let that slide. How old were you? Like 15, 14. Oh, Mook, were you doing it to lose weight?

Wait, you were on the Atkins diet? You were on the Atkins diet? When he was in high school. When he was a sophomore. I went to Weight Watchers for a period of time in high school. What do you mean, went to Weight Watchers? What? What does it mean, went to weight?

It's brick and mortar. You show up, you weigh in, and then you get a little pep talk from the Weight Watchers people. Weight Watchers is a club? Yes. I thought it was like a diet. That's what I thought. It's both. It's a diet, and it's a brick and mortar where do you

meet like a gymnasium you meet at a place called weight they show you a treadmill you met at weight watchers but what were what was the clientele at weight watchers mook i'm all different walks of life would you like play hooky to i've only ever read that word i've only ever read that word. I've only ever heard that word. I've never read that word. How do you spell it? I don't fucking know. H-O-O-K-I-E? Hooky.

Hooky. It's hooky, isn't it? Yeah. Fuck. It's definitely hooky. Spelled like hooky isn't it yeah fuck it's definitely hooky spelled like hooky um shit wait what's

wait let's find out why what's it short for what's the what's the where did it come from no that's wait a minute. So you'd play hooky to go to Weight Watchers?

Oh no, it was like a regular. I was part of the school. I would go there once a week. It was on campus. You were going to Weight Watchers. Who made you go? So freshman year of high school, I broke my ankle. I gained like 20 pounds because I was in a wheelchair for like a month and don't crutch it so pathetic and you're so pathetic

fuck off holy shit it's like sad like a month and a half into high school I was like trying out for the wrestling team doing workouts and I broke my ankle getting uh i forget what the move was called but i broke my ankle and like i broke like nerves on my ankle you broke your ankle weighing in getting on the toshiba scales too high up the step down from the scale just shattered uh but i wasn't able to bear weight so i had to be in a wheelchair gained a bunch of weight became chubby so like sophomore year i tried to address it and me and my mother signed up for weight watchers you and your mother signed up together yeah wait did you go to weight watchers with your mom yes

i was like the only people i know doing that were 40 plus year old oh yeah i was the youngest there by 20 years were there males there a couple males it was like northeast philly weight watchers so there were a lot of different parties involved uh and every week you would go to a weigh-in yeah and then there would be a meeting after where some dude like sells you on the program and like it's kind of like aa aa for fat people That's like wrestling for the laziest person in the world. Yeah, weigh-ins. And teaching you. But wait, can we see the playthrough of the Wii Biggest Loser?

I've been getting fat. I've been eating like a fucking theme park vlogger. Yeah. You know what I mean. I know exactly what you mean mean then i headed over to the tinkerbells magical nook and tried the ooey gooey mickey mouse toffee waffle i had my fat have you been watching i've been on hard food review i know this one dude he just talks in that cadence but i have my fattest visual to date after we went to the buffet

in that cadence, but I have my fattest visual to date after we went to the buffet or the rotary sushi. What's your fattest? Why did you have a picture taken of you? This is so embarrassing. After y'all, after you guys Ubered back,

I stuck around. No! And I, you know, bopped around Chinatown. Did you like it? I loved it. Yeah. It's a cool, it's very cool.

But hopped in a gift shop, bought a navy blue scarf because I wanted to promote Yale and the basketball game for the Busters competition. Yes. And I nervously like asked the cashier to take a picture of me. I had the Yale sweatshirt on. Wait, you asked the Chinese cashier of these gift shops to take a photo of you? Yes, and it's so fat. Is it just a plain blue scarf?

It's not that fat. Let me see. But you've been looking super Jewish lately. I have been. My nose got a little... Never mind. Yeah, you look big puffy. You do look a little puffy, yeah.

I thought you stuck around at the sushi and had more food. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, you were sneaking rolls on the conveyor belt. That is the fattest place you can go. Oh, yeah. Because it's an all-you-can-eat buffet without having to get out of your seat. Yeah. But at least it's sushi for the most part.

That's like Wii fat. They had cheesecake. They had a lot of pies and cakes. Yeah. That was nice. It was nice. That was great. Here's the Wii Fitness.

Oh, yeah. Gameplay. It's a swimming pool. This is the full body workout. And this is what you would do? Oh, yeah. Gameplay. It's a swimming pool. This is the full body workout. And this is what you would do? Oh, yeah. What difficulty? You'd do light?

I'd do light. You would do light exercises? Wait, I want to see somebody do it on the board. But you don't need a game for this, Mook. You kind of do. Why? It held me accountable i wanted to beat my scores every week you played a jumping jack video game yes oh no no jumping jack that's what it just was i wonder what chapter that was of the book uh did you buy it because i just? Because I just bought another. I want everyone that's ever been made. I got the jumping jacks cheat.

Is this guy speed running it? I'm looking for a video. Oh, this guy is just putting a Wii in the Wii Fit board. Mook, so did you see results? Yeah. Yeah, I did. I lost like 10 pounds. That's good.

Calculating my points every day. What does that mean? So Weight Watchers, the way it works is they give you a point system for food. This is AA. It's like a token. You assign values to a chicken sandwich. And you're like, oh, that's five points. I have 15 points remaining.

It's point-based. Yes. Those are unnecessary. It's just all calories. Yeah, pretty much. but simplifying simplifying is it simplified though yeah because like i bet you some things are like 15 points and you could probably have like 60 a day is it like does it proportionally equivalent to calories yeah it's equivalent to like it it's um it depends on like your body weight and your um like you're like what

you are so like you get a certain like my mom would only get like 15 points a day. I would get like 25 because I was like younger. Did your mom force you to do it? No, I wanted to do it. You wanted to do Weight Watchers with your mom? Yeah. As a sophomore? Yeah. Did people

know? I might have been a junior. Did people know? No, nobody know. I kept that shit low key. Would you rather be at Weight Watchers with your mom in high school or have a visible direction? Whatever you say. You guys call it pathetic. I was bettering myself, so fuck all of you. No, I'm glad you saw results.

Did you see results? Yeah, I lost like 10 pounds. And then I put it right back on. That's not enough, I'll be honest. To go to Weight Watchers? To do all that. That's like a significant... I know Weight Watchers. I wasn't obese. I know, but that's why you shouldn't have done it.

You were doing obese things. Yeah, I was. The Wii Fit board. A jumping jack video game is pathetic. Just do jumping jacks. I didn't have the discipline. You didn't have the discipline to do jumping jack the discipline i needed the toys and the game and then i would play cod after oh my god oh my god um kyle if people are hearing this ad that means they're listening to on the podcast and not the

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Kyle, you and I always fight who gets to read this, so let's read it together. Okay. Count us down. In the name of the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, Virgin Mary, full of weed hitler's balls cocaine chickens and a priest with a shotgun what am i what am i talking about the gentleman it's guy richie's first series ever if you're a fan of movies like scratch and lock stock and

two smoking barrels then you're to lose your shit over... It's a movie called Snatch. I always... The commas and the Oxfords over his net... But his work speaks for itself, and from what I understand, this series is even better than the film. It's more action-packed than Kraken Aces or Shoot Em Up.

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fuck it yeah yeah that's a way to go down and then let's let's try to let's put in a ton of hard work to do the laziest thing ever. Yeah. This is the Wii Fit. Yes.

Yeah. It's perfect. And then we'll make a YouTube video of trying to be. Look at him. I try and lose weight in 30 days. I'm picturing. I'm also picturing us like we fail. Yeah, somebody does it lazier.

Yeah, we fail and then we're like, where our run went wrong. I mean, we'll put out the video of attempting to do the laziest thing ever. And then somebody will reply with a video, just be like, I'm not doing that. And then they'll beat us. I'm trying to think how to make it even lazier. Like you use slim gym as a bookmark but then you eat it so you don't know where you are in the book so you have to keep starting over you have to you're looking for your like oil mark on the book yeah oh big boy i trained we fit for 90 days there's definitely something in the sharper image catalog that has a book holder that turns the page for you

in the sharper image catalog that has a book holder that turns the page for you. Yeah. A page. Well, we're doing the audio book. So listen to the audio book. Yeah. Half city doesn't even have the book.

Fuck. Okay. Uh, but I want the, I want him to have his phone like in that neck pillow thing. Is there an iPhone remote? Uh, there is,

there has to be. Yeah, there is right here the auto clicker for tiktok scrolling oh my god okay we'll get that um i've been back on my tiktok uh philanthropy you've been paying oh it's soul-sucking at any given moment there are thousands of people in america alone on tiktok live larping as a celebrity to an audience of six people or less do you have any it's so frustrating because i'm i'm i'm doing like the aloha from pyongyang and then wait what you can't just say that like it's a thing and then i'm doing what are you doing what are you what's aloha from pyongyang that's what i say right no no one ever knows they always say i can't pronounce neither either of those words they're always like hola from pyonggang

and then i do baby burples baby burbles for galaxies excuse me i offer them baby burbles for galaxies. What are baby burbles? When you put your finger to your mouth and do that sound and I give them a galaxy. Do they know what that is? I have to spell it out for them. How? A lot of them do it. Do you have a video?

Should I be recording? Let's see what I got. It's pathetic yeah speaking of and then you'd pay him a galaxy he has to do it for 20 seconds straight and then i give him a galaxy how much is a galaxy it's like the equivalent of 20 dollars okay so yeah a lot of people do it i I'm trying to picture what you're doing while you're actively doing this. I'm picturing you in your apartment with a nice drink set

and a Komodo and just loving life, making people do this. Oh yeah, I was doing it all night. Can you send that to Mook? Do you have anybody trying to say Pyongyang? Oh, none of them. I appreciate you, brother. Hola from.

They always say hola. It's aloha. And they don't even try to pronounce Pyongyang. Yeah, I have a lot of clips. Wait, keep going. I'd have to. You can't just sit on this. Yeah, but they're like all messy.

I'd have to like clean them up. What do you mean messy? Like there's a lot of like dead air and shit yeah but she's trying to find it kb i think you started a trend because the tiny diny thing to now are you caught up with uh the miles morales npc lore he's no what's that he's just spider-man on oh i've heard about all the time every time he gets a galaxy he has to do like a jump where he like jumps back in and this is him getting like frustrated that too many people are gifting him galaxies. Twelve, thirteen, thirteen. All right.

I better get to jumping, right? That's what you want to see. You want to see me jump? You want to see a black guy jump? You want to see me jump around, huh? That's what you want to see? Dude, just clock out. Yeah, clock out.

You're working. Look on his face right there where's his jump right here that was it that was 20 bucks yes they do that every time a galaxy is good but that's 20 he's getting paid so much money people are saying it's yeah i don't think we get on purpose to get more oh yeah that's. That's what he's definitely doing. Yeah, definitely. Shame on me. Yep. I want to hear one attempt of Pyongyang. Let me see. Has anybody gotten it correct?

No one has known where it is. Okay. How do you know? Because everyone's like, I don't know where that is. I think if you just saw the word Pyongyang, you'd get a guess. Aloha! Pyongyang you'd get a guess Aloha Pyongyang Singapore if I'm not mistaken

What was he eating? Chips I don't really have a favorite city in Africa I was asking what's your favorite city in Africa and no one had one Everyone was like I don't know. I've never been there, but I heard it's beautiful. Oh my God.

This is an Aloha from Ethiopia. I had a blast doing this. How much money have you spent on TikTok? That was like $300. That you're not even doing for content. Oh, dude. Yeah, I'm done.

That's bad. I think... Are you addicted? Not anymore. No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. What's your newest addiction?

And also, what's that bloated photo going to do to your psyche? I've been not eating. I've been starving myself for the past 48 hours. Okay. Can you send me that phone doing like an hour on the incline treadmill no are you feeling weak or woozy I actually feel great you haven't eaten in 48 hours no I'm just doing like 20 22 hour fasts than eating one meal what's your meal it's big it's like it's loaded with carbohydrates. Okay. It's a decent meal. What else?

Oh, did you see this, KB? You have a dog up for adoption named KB. That's a cute dog. You going to adopt it? What genre is that? A love bug with a heart of gold. Aw. Dude, it is a cute dog.

Aw. Oh, he cute dog. Aw. Oh, he's scared. He is cute. Favorite things are cuddling up next to you. Adopt KB. No. Okay.

Oh my God. No. No, no. The BRGs can adopt KB. Oh, yeah. Someone should. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It'd be a little fun thing we have together. His energy level on a scale of 1 to 10 is 4. That's not bad. He's a little bit timid around the hustle and bustle of the city life, but steadily

overcoming his shyness. Is this in Chicago? A lot of... I didn't get a dog named after me. I got mad dogs. Mad dogs named Rudy. There's a website that says if your name's more of a dog name or a human name. I'm pretty sure mine's more of a dog name. I think yours is probably more of a dog name.

Yeah, Rudy's a very common dog name. Rudy's a dog name. It's like a hot dog name, too. Why would I think that? I don't know. Damn, bro, thanks. Is there a place called Rudy's that sells hot dogs? Oh, I thought you meant like an hot dog name, too. Why would I think that? I don't know. Damn, bro, thanks. Is there a place called Rudy's that sells hot dogs? Oh, I thought you meant like an attractive dog name.

Yeah, that's what I thought it was. A wiener name. And I took it as a compliment. Yeah, you're like, yeah, it is. It's like more attractive dogs. Yeah, you were into that. Yeah, that is even weirder. There's a lot of Rudy's like bars.

Yeah, I think they skiv out hot dogs. The one in Manhattan. I've been to that one, yeah. It's a good dive. Then you confirm my theory. Okay, good. Rudy's Ramen. No, no, there's no Rudy's Hot Dogs.

Rudy's Grill. Rudy's Mufflers. I'm looking at my legs right now. Oh, you're more casual than me today I'm the most casual guy in the world now These aren't fake Nike socks I just can't stretch out the Nike check To be

It's actual It's a minute check What is up with that My ankles just aren't big enough to I think it's actually Smaller than when it's in the packaging. Yeah, it's I think it's not the full length check, but I swear these are. Those are many checks.

Yeah, because I just saw Rudy's ankles with the van socks and that his he has the logo skewed on your ankles. Oh, yeah, dude. Mine's stretched way crazy. Damn. Goddamn. What have you guys been doing for fun? For fun?

Do you have a new thing? Do I have a new thing? No. New thing? No? Okay. No, I haven't been doing anything for fun. I'm big back into crosswords.

We all are as a team. I've been playing SSX3 on my PS2. That's sick. Great game. You don't know that um i've come i i'd imagine any modern game is more fun i've come to that conclusion nostalgia heads need to realize that yeah yeah i'm just coping with a simpler time i'm missing a simpler time in life right Right. It's not that things were better at all. Oh, also tomorrow. I forgot to get hotels for half the days I'm in Italy. Oh,

I found out yesterday. Oh, you go next week. Yeah. I just forgot. Oh yeah. What are you going to do? Just buy a hotel,

buy a hotel, but not, not probably in the nicest spots or nice hotels. And probably not the cheapest rate. Oops-a-daisy. I just got the flight. Oh. Wait, so you said that you didn't get them for half the days. I didn't get hotels for half the days.

I got the hotel for when we got there and then I just put it off and then I forgot. Maybe you can make some lemonade though, dude. Maybe find an Airbnb or something. Don't be saying you can make some lemonade, though, dude. Like, you can maybe find, like, an Airbnb or something. Don't be saying that. Don't be saying that. Make some lemonade. Don't be saying that.

That didn't roll off the tongue. Did it not? Nah. Nah, not really. So you're going to Rome and Florence. Yeah. Is there a Rome for dummies? Yeah, Rome, New York.

I want every single... I want every... Yeah. The Romans for dummies, too. These are, like, New York. I want every single I want every yeah, the Romans for dummies too. These are like a different authors. Oh yeah, they get an expert. Second edition too.

Do you think you wouldn't Is there a dummies guidebook for dummies? There needs to be an AI whores for dummies. What? Did you see the Facebook page I sent? I saw it but I didn't look into it. What is it? It is a Facebook page clearly ran by foreign men trying to curate clicks, I guess.

Yeah. You sent it to the group. They post fighter pilots, fighter jets, and then they post the most obvious artificial whores in military garb and the comment section is like an olympic ceremony of the horniest men from every country like thirsting with reckless abandon thinking these are real military yeah this is the fakest woman ever it's a there's a third leg coming out of a backpack all the comments are like you they represent every section of the world. Like, you'll have dudes writing in Thai, all horny, like Latin American dudes. Wait, go to the next image, Mook.

Indian dudes. I want to fac you. Yeah, I want to fac you. From shipwalking to hosi, ket,osi ket hun kat hula. It's like the... And there's guys too that are... There's got to be dudes from the American South. The name tags are in like wingdings.

The flag is distorted. Military... Look at these Asian men. They're so obnoxiously thick. Oh my God. Honestly, though, like, I could get enjoying that image and knowing that it's fake,

you can still enjoy the image. Exactly. You know, boys? I kind of agree. I know it's fake. But they don't know it's fake. I enjoy the image ingak danny gali what's military and cabin crew is that's dallas texas

i want to fack you you are so beautiful love from nepal but then it's like like conservative white women saying like you you go girl. Thank you for your service. Oh, I am single and I'm from Bangladesh and I'm in love. This guy, the count all our mean just typed out girlfriend. Those are probably some of the most dangerous men in the world. They need the personal space for dummies. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Is the personal space for dummies.

Is there a hygiene for dummies? There has to be. Please, please, please, please, please. No. Go to images. There's got to be some sort of like cleaning, hand washing and hygiene for dummies. Are those fake infection prevention sleep hygiene thyroid relationships wine tasting dude it might be real

i've been buying just things to for this lazy video what do you you got? The remote, the long straw, the neck pillow phone holder, but also, I don't know. Isn't there a thing where if you're laying down, there's glasses that have mirrors in them so that if you're horizontal, you can still see forward?

Maybe. I'm trying to think of anything in this situation that could be even slightly uncomfortable and how to improve it the laying down glasses yeah i'm i'm spending 300 to 400 on trying to be the laziest. Of them, are you 20? Thanks, man. Thank you.

Thank you. What else we got going on? Anything else? Tomorrow. Oh, yeah. We are going to do a live stream on anus. But this will be released. So today.

Today. Today. Yeah. So it's probably already happened. Yeah. There's another video on anus what that's ass backwards us never mind it's coming out today but we're filming tomorrow it's live but this episode this episode comes out tomorrow okay so no today yeah so if you're listening to this today we're doing um live today, we're doing a live stream.

We're doing a mural of Mook. I'm doing a mural of Mook. I'm painting Mook. So if you want to check out, watch that. I'll be there. Yeah. All of us will be here. Nick randomly has.

It's not random. I have an easel and the palette and I have all the paints. That's not random. No. Of course he has an easel. And he has canvases. Yeah. And I'm going to attempt to do a mural of Mook as a gift to him. Just a portrait.

Yeah. And we'll have him hang up Mook's place. I'll hang it in my apartment. Yeah. KB and Nick will be here reading the chat, doing all that stuff. Yep. And interacting. It'll be fun.

Come in. I feel like I have to shit myself when I'm reading this book, right? Or at least piss myself in a diaper. Oh, yeah. You're going to need, yeah, take care of the mixturation. Is there anything that could chew for me? How do you, yeah, I'm trying to think. That's why we get the pureed cheeseburgers.

Okay, yeah, we get a pureed cheeseburger at Longstraw. I have the lay-down glasses. I don't really want to do that. I bought a diaper to at least piss myself. Oh, yeah, a diaper to at least kiss myself yeah a diaper and then like a hole in the sofa in a bucket underneath for my shit

just you don't have to actually shit if you don't have to right but if I do have to yeah alright let's see what what's the damage for something that we probably won't do ah fuck what's the damage for something that we probably won't do? Oh, fuck.

What's the most expensive item? The iPhone touch remote is, it's also a touchscreen remote. You might need to get a, well, is there an easier remote for the remote? I'm not going to do a remote chain. Oh, my God. Well, actually, i should do it and then i should do the video and kyle should have to watch the video of learn learning how to do wii sports you have to watch the tutorial then i watch that tutorial yeah it's perfect all right lucy's breakers um good these are about to be like the silly bands for college kids yeah four milligrams that's the perfect dosage the flavors are there and there's a little bead inside that you pop or break open

and it adds more flavor do you here give me one do you um do you remember before silly bands there were the solid color ones that you bought at spencer's or hot topic and like if a girl broke them like that meant different things so if you broke a black one that was like head and if you broke a red one it was sex this is like a Spencer gift it was like these little bracelets why did you have one no my mom wouldn't

let me have them but other kids have them and I remember Joseph Neihardt got his broken oh yeah early too early Oh, yeah. Early. Too early. What the fuck is that? No, Moog, no. No one was rocking those. Hell, we weren't talking about that at all.

It went from silly bands to little baby rings. What was your silly band? You had to have had 100 on. You were all the way up. Yeah, but then I was at McDonald's molesting the Ronald statue with the silly bands. What? It was like

clownery. I know what you're talking about. Oh, the McDonald's? Yeah, the boys after school, we'd go to McDonald's, molest Ronald. Every day they took it out they took it out yeah you were raping him just his nipples and his penis have no color no paint you could see through from outside so like all the cars going to the drive-thru would like watch you

rape our adolescent boys rape he was sitting down oh he was sitting down yeah that was yeah wait you could rape not sitting down. Oh, he was sitting down. Yeah, that was. Yeah. Wait, you could rape him sitting down. We didn't rape him. What did you do? Just like made out with his neck and shit. Are those for sale? Yes. How much?

Hold on. I would love to just have a fucking I want McDonald's. I want Ronald to be our fourth chair uh four grand or best offer yeah that was like the consolation prize if you didn't have a dollar like you got to go at least molest Ronald and get some laughs

everybody else was eating you had to look at the bubble tubes and then just fucking pretend to finger Ronald McDonald um let's run through uh just a couple birthdays wait how much is that seven okay send me the link Ronald McDonald. Let's run through just a couple birthdays. Wait, how much is that? Okay, send me the link. Don't get that.

I want to get it. $700? I'm going to get it. I don't think he has a chair. Where are you going to put it? No, it's fine. We're going to put him in. He's going to be our fourth chair. Fuck yeah.

All right. I want it. Moog, text me a link. Yep. God fucking damn it let me check my bank account you got birthdays I probably save for the record

I shouldn't be doing this yeah that's seven hundred and eighty dollar Ronald statue when you put it that way when you put it in the most basic terms of what I'm doing. Yeah, maybe you should buy the hotels first. No, I'm going to do

this first and then I'm going to get screamed at. Ronald first. Ronald first, hotels later. Yeah, I know. It's 10% off right now oh god they have a used one they're running a sale

yeah don't get the used one trust me is this covered in boy cum a used statue why is there so many broken silly bands used statue. Why is there so many broken silly bands? Yeah, used statue can only mean one thing. Yeah, I actually, I didn't know what that ever could have meant until.

Wait, hold on. Go back up, Mook. That's the, go down a little. The go down, go down. Right there. The third one to the right. That was the used one. Yeah, I don't want that. I want the sitting one.

Yeah, I got a used Ronald McDonald statue and there was a bunch of broken silly bands at the base of the penis. That's scary. Oh, yeah. The OG Ronald is horrifying. Is this street or do we live on street or avenue street it's street dude the shipping has to be crazy oh i didn't even think about that oh yeah it's so heavy

uh i would be careful too this etsy shop has zero reviews well yeah because they haven't sold any of these I'll be the first review okay Kyle go ahead and give us those go ahead and give us the birthdays entertainer YouTube star turning turning 44.

Little Affleck. Dope Inc. Casey Neistat. What the fuck? You read it. No, I just knew that Casey Neistat is the only YouTuber I know named Casey. Actress, 50, turning 53.

All right, cut on that karate scene too much Bruce dude too much Bruce dude this one's hard all right cut on that scene on that karate scene to you know that's and then the clue is too much bruce dude that's the clue yeah the other stuff doesn't matter that just sets up who i'm talking about okay cut on that karate scene oh okay too much bruce dude bruce dude uh okay uh spring Bruce dude Okay Spring Spring No

What? That's my guess Bruce isn't Yeah Bruce will not Karate It's gonna be Bruce Lee So something Lee Instead of dude

Like Natalie Portman Or like Dude Dude is probably going to man. Hold on. I need to spend. You said it. Leslie Mann.

Yeah. Leslie Mann. Leslie Mann. Actor turning 53. MMA fight? Not me and Connor. Not me and Connor? Not me and Connornor not me and connor

mma fight no not me and connor ewan gregor ewan mcgregor yeah wow nice uh fuck man there we go i got it you bought it yeah Yeah. The Ronald? Yeah. Oh my. Are we going to put him in that chair? Yeah. That's good. That'll be funny to pan to him when I say something hilarious. Are you going to indulge in him? We might have to scrape off the McDonald's logo. Scrape off.

What if we got sued by McDonald's So nobody knows Rudy you're now fourth chair Ronald's third You would get more laughs I'm a fan of Ronald Dude Ronald's been killing I'm

I'm literally having to transfer Money from other This is just dumb of me That's a bad scene We need the Ronald though I'm literally having to transfer money from other... Oh, this is just dumb of me. Oh, that sucks. That's a bad scene. We need the Ronald, though. More Ronald. The boys need to utilize Ronald more.

Kyle's hardly molested him. Yeah. We should have one episode where you're graphically... I did hardly molest him. It's a method act. God fucking damn it all right all right anything else um uh one year ago since wheat grinkus oh my god i forgot about that wow well yeah that was about a year so just uh thought i'd bring that up but yeah i got nothing else housekeeping let's rip a crossword

if we have time we got time cool all right god bless