A New Untold Story - Wikipedia Logo feat. Joey Avery - A New Untold Story: Ep. 385

Episode Date: February 29, 2024

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What? No, baby! That's a new untold story. A new untold story. Welcome back to a new Untld story episode 457 384 you're spilling your giant four loco everywhere you were trying to hide the red white and blue four loco you were getting mad that we were calling you out for drinking a four look at all that's the shape of the caspian sea that's pretty nondescript yeah you spilled it all over my gas ex dude i'm sorry damn you're drinking four loco no i just opened it it's more of an aerobatic alcoholic like that it would be more believable if you're holding it for a friend no i just opened it i just it. Everybody has called you out for it.

I know. I was hoping no one called me out or even mentioned it. No, just do it proudly. Put it up here. Can we put it up? Why? Why not? Put it up.

Enjoy it. Enjoy it. The smell is potent. It's like seeing a relic from a different time. Yeah. I saw that. I was like, it's like a dinosaur. It's beautiful

kind of that's how my like grandpa looks at interracial couples is how i look at a guy drinking a four loco now you can do that now what the fuck dude i've been getting since when in public we were talking with a headache is kind of a vibe the headache is a good mixer like it makes you feel it makes you feel high too you're chasing your your four loco with headache with i'm mixing with the headache okay makes for a good good drink a good feeling why don't you take a tylenol i have been okay we'll talk about my headaches later like off air? later in the episode you don't want to lead with it

you don't want to lead with your headache material lead with your best what episode is this? 384 no it isn't 385 we've been on like a area code drought so nothing yet.

Oh, we're here with Joey. Hey, Joe. Yeah. What's up, man? Hey, good to see you. Sorry, we got sidetracked. Great to be on 385. Yeah, man.

This is a really special one for us. Is it an area code? It's not. Is it anything? It might be an overlay, but nah. Nothing? Nothing. Nothing?

Yeah. So Joey was just on the yak. He was funny on the yak. So we invited him on. To the big leagues. I was about to leave, but I went to the golf simulator to smash a few balls. Luke's just like,

hey, you want to do another one? I was like, yeah. Did you get any cuts in? I did. I got some hacks in. Is it a cut when it's hacks? Cuts baseball. I think both are probably baseball more than golf. Wax? Golf is more like, yeah, swing and wax sounds a little you know what's the

slang for swing uh hacks i think you could say hack let's watch mook nothing nothing the golfers at home right now are just fuming i don't think golfers listen to this fucking show oh yeah we got golfers dude golfers at home right now are just fuming. I don't think golfers listen to this fucking show. Oh, yeah. We got golfers, too. Golfers are everywhere. We were just talking about Four Locos because you had the giant glaring one. I said it looked like Toby Keith's urn.

But you were saying we were all in the heyday of them in college. I never actually drank one, but I will always say that I did. Okay. I did twice, and I didn't drink in high school. And the most I'd ever drank is like one natural light. Yeah. And then I was like, no, I need something stronger. Yeah, I got this is the perfect.

Yeah, I was pretty seasoned at getting fucked up by college. I put in a pretty good shift in high school. But still, I remember having four locos and it wasn't even that I felt like I was getting faded. I literally felt like my I could feel my heart hurt. Yeah. Like I felt like I was actually felt like I was like on the back half of a marathon. You never want like your innards to feel like sharp pains. Like I felt like my heart had a bruise. Yeah. anytime you're feeling the inside of your body and we'll get to the headaches later yeah yeah headaches later headaches later we've had two very natural segues into the headaches we'll push them we'll push the headache shit

tell me about the headaches kyle not yet i've just been yeah i've been getting them yeah cool cool i'm glad you sat on that is it based on drinking four locos at 2 p.m. or is that the solution? No. So, you know, I do sober runs and then non sober runs and I get really benders. I get too money, too muddy. And then I don't know what the headaches are about. It's like every time I feel an ounce of discomfort, like I can't do cold showers.

And now you get a piercing headache. I can't squat 400 pounds, or I can, but it just hurts. It's like a flex thrown into the middle. The 30th pull-up is going to debilitate me with a headache. It's anything like any strain, any exertion. The one thing that gives you solace. I know, that's the one thing I've had. Now, did you do martial arts? You see the. I know. That's the one thing I've had. Now, did you do martial arts?

Because I see the ears. Yeah. You see them. Not now. But I didn't notice. I clocked it. Do I get like. So you eyed me up, saw the ears.

Yeah. It's like pretty much the one to step right there. You see ears. I go, OK, you did martial arts. If you did martial arts, it would potentially explain headaches. Maybe. No, that's the thing. Like, it was wrestling. Oh, I see. ears I go okay you did martial arts if you did martial arts it would potentially explain headaches maybe no that's the thing like I it was wrestling oh I see elite wrestling

and then yeah world class wrestling you dabbled with world class wrestling the headache might be the weight of the gold no I've never had headaches like that's the one that I was like fuck I have a headache every single day I can't relate to a headache they suck don't they now they debilitate me for every day

for the past like 10 days but um are you going to do something remember when you had a brain tumor scare like two years ago it was just like lymph nodes yeah yeah i always make my afflictions very known i'm like very much a pussy. Oh yeah. Me too. I'm not agreeing. I'm saying I am too. Elite level pussy. Thank you, man.

World class pussy. Yeah. I will, like, I will go hard in the gym. I'll be intense as anyone else in the world, like on an Olympic level, but.

Are you trying to impress him? Yeah. It's fucking working, dude. He's cool as hell. I'm like, shit shit this guy's an athlete he's gonna pound four locos and hit the gym this guy kicks ass

thank you what is this what are you doing Mook I'm worried sick whenever you're working on a computer like being in the comedic field doing stand up as per a living do you ever struggle

with spiraling in and out of like uh getting fucked up yeah inopportune times no it's a good a lot of comedians are sober because you spend so much of your life like in clubs and getting paid and drink tickets and are you sober no oh. Oh, okay. No, no. But I'm saying it's very easy to fall into that. Right. I think I have the same amount of problem with booze whether or not I'm doing comedy consistently because if I have weekends off, I'm home with my friends

who have worked a normal nine to five all week and they want to get fucked up on the weekend and I'm like, that sounds awesome too. It's unavoidable, I think. You can't... Bl blaming your line of work the nine to five guys go harder way harder they go harder on the weekends on the weekends yes for me if like if your job is to perform something you will do anything to be at your best yeah you'll sell your soul like you will ruin friendships relationships and you will probably do drugs or alcohol

that will make you perform better. There's a lot to unpack with that tank. That's a good opening question, man. So I don't think that's all necessary to perform at a high level. But I think it's easy to fall into that. We're with joey avery how many relationships are destroyed no i i'm almost the opposite i'm like i think that uh the thing that makes achieving anything in entertainment even feel good is being able to have your like friends and family that aren't in that field

that think what you're doing is cool instead of just getting lost in the constant chase which is never really rewarding damn anytime you know you're right yeah because if you anytime like let's say you do you have a podcast that does crazy numbers you walk out you're like that's awesome you enjoy it for one day the next day you're like oh shit how do we do better than that next week you're just like back into the numbers game which is normal but like you need to be a normal human and enjoy some of your time here before you die from headaches. Exactly. Well, that's the healthy approach. Not the Olympic level approach.

Yeah. You ever tear your Achilles? Yeah. Yeah? You have? Do you know that? Yes. I did quick research downstairs.

Okay. I was going to say. Yes. have do you do you know that yes i did quick research downstairs okay i was like that happened recently and i made a lot of content i played i didn't scroll after scroll too far you did not i played pickleball one time and and mike the most devastating injury somebody can get dude it was insane yeah everyone says that's like the worst i went uh pickleball i still had a day job at the time uh i worked for chubby's clothing brand okay and uh we were at like a company off-site and we were supposed to do pickleball but then they're like it's raining we're not gonna do it so we go to the bar and we're drinking and there's pickleball just out

there a few drinks and we're like dude it's light out so we just go out i'm wearing vans i play first time i've ever played one of the best to ever do it nine and oh damn can't even get pushed off the thing and just went for one ball in it you felt it like i fucking drag green lawns dude god damn it sucked it sucked that sucks too because it's a sport that has reached popularity based on the fact that it doesn't get old people injured. It's safety. My dad rips like 10 a days. Not all of us are from elite genetics.

Yeah, you're right. Well, no, what you say is your muscles are too explosive. Dude, that is what I would say on stage all the time. It's like my fucking tendons can't keep up. You know, it's their fault. I did learn through that that because, you know, once you have one injury, all the people who have had that injury, like come out of the woodworks to talk about it with you. It's kind of a comfort.

It's comforting. But you're 33. Yeah. You'll never, ever be the same. Right. I kind of like, well, it was a year before i broke my so i broke my left ankle so i was in a boot for like half of the previous year and then i get out of the boot and then i tore my right achilles and then i actually got out of that boot for like a week and they were like

hey you're out of the boot but you should probably bring it with you because i was going to spring training like a boy's trip i'm a san franciscoants fan we got a Scottsdale you know golf party whatever we were out of the club getting hammered I re-tore it freeze put your hands in the air do you swear to tell the move the whole move and nothing but the move and I swear to god you better not say chilling at your apartment or going to the same dive bar with the same couple people for the 20th weekend in a row. I'm sorry, I am.

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Doing what? I was on a bar stool, and I think I kind of put my feet up and like bounced them just did that and it just went ripped your achilles god damn did you know as soon as it happened uh yeah my friend said i fell off of a bar stool and stood up and looked at him and said uh well i'm not gonna ruin the evening so we can stay. But something very bad just happened and I'm going to need to sit here. Wait, wait. Are you saying you stood on top of?

No, no. I was sitting on the bar stool. Look at here. Read. Maybe show him what he did. The strenuous thing he did with his feet. Kind of like if you put your feet on a thing and you bounce them. But you're not supposed to go do that when you just got out of a boot.

I'm going to be honest with you. A lot of this is theoretical, given the state that we were in. Fair. Yeah. Fair. I really want to talk about this Wonka exhibit. Have you seen this? No.

You've heard about it. I'm obsessed with it. There's this Wonka exhibit. No, no, not that one yet, Mook. The first one. I sent you two. No, not that one yet, Mook. The first one. I sent you two.

There's this Wonka exhibit in Stockholm or something? Somewhere in the UK. And they used AI art to get people... That sounded stupid as fuck! No, no, no. Oh, Jesus Christ. Somewhere in Europe. Somewhere in Europe.

Europe kind of, you know... That was embarrassing oh well um white europe all the uk the white people east of us and so this is the art they showed show the first picture scotland it started with an s and they showed that as a wanka exhibit yeah okay and then this is what people went to and it's my I think the next slide is the Oompa Loompa with up the top right that can't look at the last line the children got two jelly beans each

is that a bouncy castle in the cafeteria and this so they showed the first they paid an entry fee? Yes. People called the police. No, I would be so pumped. 35, is that euros? Per person?

Was this designed for maybe pounds? This is like the Fyre Fest of children. Yes, they just redid Fyre Fest. And so now more details are coming. They made their own villain called the Unknown. And the Willy Wonka. That is the funniest. I'm obsessed.

That's like a picnic. I cannot get enough. Is that even the same photo? Like the first one looks AI. Yeah. They used AI art to get people there. It's like AI plus trippy. I think that's a zoomed in still from Candyland.

Yeah, that's not even Wonka do you think this is a scammer or do you think this is like just a really creative person who simply doesn't have it you know like a well-meaning person who's like I have this awesome idea you can't look at that what if you're just an incompetent

idiot and you're like you know what I'm at least good at one Instagram post my thought was that this is this has the makings of a drug addict who's trying to get back on his feet and is like i'm gonna do something creative did their very best had a vision and then um it just didn't come i could see this being a grind set kind of guy and just like you money's in kids like like that's yeah kind of an epstein character a little bit bit. That is so... That's so funny. It looks like... Are they in an airplane?

Zoom in on that Oompa Loompa. Rudy, it might be a drug addict. This is drug behavior, yeah. You think so? Like thinking that you could build Willy Wonka's factory? All right. Moved and crippled by the... Jesus Christ.

Move, move. Dude, he's so... Look at him truck scroll. That is favorite the Jesus Christ dude he's look at him try to scroll I think you're on the wrong tool there we go she kind of looks like that woman who was on SNL years back yeah Rachel Dratch that's what she's up to

that's what she's up to there we go. Yeah. That's where she's at right now. She was funny too. She's very funny. This is the saddest part of the whole show. Oh, yep. Good side-by-side, Mook.

Yeah. There they are. Mook. That might just be like a meth lab. What is she like making? Is that where they make the two jelly beans? That's where you get your two jelly beans. It looks like they just have like a Fiji bottle of water in that glass case.

That football autograph case. I really think someone tried their best. They're just an idiot. I think drugs is a great call. This has the trappings of someone. Admit it. I've never seen any of the trappings of someone who... Yeah, admit it. I've never seen any of the Wonka movies. It's not holding you back from analysis.

To my understanding, the Chocolate Factory is the utopia of utopias. You've never seen Willy Wonka? We talk about... There's so many. I've never seen any of the Batman movies. Not proud of it. I think I'm a shithead.

Yeah, you are a real shithead. But I haven't seen any of the Wonka movies. The Chocolate Factory is amazing. It's grand. It has an elevator that goes four directions. It's specifically designed to be like wowing and overstimulating in a place of whimsy. This accomplishes almost all the opposite,

which makes you wonder if it is art. No. Yes. This is not art. Yeah. This might have yeezy written all over this like reminds me of like a british vice dude who like i did this did you ever try to like make an amusement park in your backyard we had a carnival in our front yard it made the paper the intelligencer no it didn't yeah can we are there records of it i'll get it by the time the episode's over yeah but what um what was in the carnival in your front yard we had uh various carnival games and we donated all to catholic charities wow i

was so pissed how much money did you make two hundred dollars yeah that's a lot it was a lot in 2005 that's big what whose idea was it yours and your sister's yeah we hosted it you hosted the carnival your parents should have let you keep that money if it was your idea. Yeah, what the fuck? $200 is like... They're trying to instill good value. What were the games you had in your front yard? Yeah.

And were there prizes? Yes, there were prizes. We set it up in the whole front yard down into my neighbor, the tailor's yard. And they just let you do that? It was so cool. It was the best day of my life. I bet you it looked like this. I bet you were making it in your head.

I bet you it fucking... I guarantee you it sucked so bad. There were just like some cones and... Yeah, like you knock over a milk bottle. Go to the video of it. I think it's them welcoming the children to... It's so not... I guess, again, I thought we were in Stockholm, but yeah.

No, my bad, yeah. It is kind of depressing and Scottish.ish the made-up villain called the unknown an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls event had no chocolate chocolate now it's down to a single jelly bean chocolate and a cup of lemonade here start it from the get because i think you can see willie wonka in the beginning oh my god looks like mystery from the pickup artist. It's the undogs. Nooooooo! Watch your step, it's the unknown. What is that?

It's the undogs. Oh, they're drugs. 100% That's actually really scary. Yeah, that's horrifying. What does he say? Watch your step? Watch your step. It's the unknown. It's the unknown.

That is scary as fuck. I wish there was more to that video. I need more details. I'll keep hunting for it. I also like how he's hiding behind a mirror that is nowhere near full-sized. That's the unknown, dude. Which is very scary.

That mirror is $10 at Target. I bought that mirror in college. That's a beach towel behind them. They're in an airplane hangar, maybe? It looks like a bus depot. That's something. This is a big scam. It has to be. I'm obsessed with it.

I kind of want to fly out there to do it. It's still open? I think. Can we call them? Oh, that's a good... I would love for you to be able to call them. That would be great. Maybe you could talk to the unknown.

Yeah, the Willy Wonka. But how mainstream is the criticism of this? It's getting there now. Oh, then they probably... Nightmare Willy Wonka experience leaves family, leaves children in tears. Oh, it's a scandal.

Okay. Oh, yeah. Let's check out some of these articles. There was not really a villain in the, I had, I maybe saw the Willy Wonka movie a long time ago. There wasn't like a villain.

Was there? The villain is your own vices. Well, there was a guy in the beginning that asked Charlie to steal the gobstopper right and he gives it back to Willy Wonka and then he wins he wins the factory from right but it's not like a

horrifying creature that they just added I mean children die what was the deal with like the family that lived in a fucking bed eternally yeah his Charlie's both sets of his grandparents yes stayed in the fucking bed eternally. Yeah, his Charlie's both sets of his grandparents stayed in the same bed.

They were poor. Or freaky. Cabbage soup. Yeah, not for me. It's a good movie, man. Not for me. That bouncy castle. Is there any more can carry one child? You found the number? The

Willie's chocolate. Oh my God. See, this is... Whoever their marketing person is... It looks like a... Indulge in a chocolate fantasy never before seen. I've heard that before. Yeah. Yeah. They used AI. I think these are AI-generated images. They said it was all gibberish. Definitely. It looks amazing.

Go to the experience. There's the phone, Kyle. Call them. House of Illuminati. Oh, what? This is horrifying. This is weird. Good luck with that, Chief. Give it a call, Kyle. Info at HouseofIlluminati.com

The third floor of Paul Street. 0203 916 It starts with 0-2. It's Scotland. Oh, then we probably can't reach them. What do you mean? You can call other countries. Is that a new development?

Via WhatsApp? Have you ever called someone from Europe and they answer? Be honest with me. Because you're laughing at me. I don't think I have. You've called someone in Europe? My boy was abroad in Italy. He was abroad.

Did you call someone with a European phone? Try it. No, he had a European number. He had an Italian phone. [phone]. And ask if Violet's there. Yeah. islets there. For directory assistance, hang up and dial 411. Yeah.

It's not going to go through. How do you make an international call? We don't have the tech to make that. We don't have the tech to call Scotland. I don't think. We would have been had a field day if we could call Scotland. That's what the show would be called. I would never stop.

First dial 011. The US 011 is the US exit code. Next dial 44, the Scotland code. So 01144 and then the number. Okay. 02039166047. There's no way. If we can just call these guys. 66047. There's no way.

If we can just call these guys. Fuck. Damn. Is there a Google review? Is it shut down? I want to be able to call these guys. How to call Scotland seven steps with pictures. That seems like a lot.

That's a lot. That's an article I'm not clicking on. They always start articles with like calling Scotland is a good thing to do. Tell me how to do it. 0144. Okay. Why seven steps? Oh. 141 for Glasgow.

Glasgow? Yeah God damn it's impossible Yeah fuck it I wanted to really Look how long that number is Yeah it's Alright hold on now let's do it I'm gonna try

Is it in Glasgow? Joey did you ever jailbreak your iPod? No, I didn't. I did my phone. It didn't say AT&T anymore. It just had a little Charizard. That's all I did then. It just broke my phone.

I had the iPod that the thing actually spun. The very first generation, the wheel was a literal spinning wheel. Oh, I had that too. And it had four buttons over the top yeah i still have mine sometimes i just pull it out and look at it it's fire it's yeah and then you uh the games on it were blast yeah not that they weren't at all games yeah there were games at the time music quiz there was parachuters i do remember parachuters and music quiz yeah i have that do you ever play the brick game on Blackberry?

That was a fun one. I think I beat it. I remember I was playing that game a lot, and then I was kind of like, you know, I was like, I need to be more focused and pay more attention. I shouldn't be playing games on my phone. And then the girl I was seeing at the time,

her dad remains the richest, most successful man I've ever met. He had the highest brick blasting score of anyone I knew. There we go. I was like, dude, cell phone games make you rich that's how we do it thank you you're from the bay i am was this eve jobs daughter of steve jobs no no would he know steve playing do you know how to call scotland not the area code no no do you have like whatsapp on your phone yeah i do yeah you gotta call scotland real Dude, a mid-podcast steak is unreal. Yeah, you asked me if I wanted steak.

Yeah. Wait, I didn't ask you guys. That's it. Oh my God, Donnie. Donnie. He did it again. Hang up and dial 411. Fuck.

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No I never order steak Because it's 12 times the amount of chewing As any other protein We've talked about this at Ruth's Chris You went on a rant I will never order a steak In front of the waiter

At a nice restaurant What did you get at Ruth's Chris? Chilean sea bass. That is stupid. You're at Ruth's Chris. Everyone says you have to eat the steak. No. No.

I eat for pleasure. Yes, dude. That's why it's a fucking steak. You guys eat to impress other people. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, because we even did an experiment. What? Chilean sea bass, one fork bite, probably three mouth bites.

You don't eat for pleasure. You're eating for speed and efficiency. Well, either way. No, not either way. You can't say either way. A standard fish or even a chicken, it's going to take four times less amount of chewing at least as a steak. So what? You're enjoying the steak during the chewing process. I guess.

You enjoy the food more swallowing it. I need to swallow it. Yeah. Well, that's the nature of eating. No, dude. You eat for taste. You eat to satiate yourself So you have to swallow

Alright then try this, try chewing it and then spitting it out So you don't get any pleasure I would rather chew and spit out a steak than just swallow a steak No you wouldn't Yes I would man The swallowing is where the pleasure comes No That's a good line

Are you guys arguing that You just have to chew something No but I'm saying the enjoyment of food comes from taste It necessitates swallowing If you want to get the pleasure Or then uh Everyone would be skinny as rails I think you're mixing up

Pleasure With what your body needs. I think you forgot what pleasure is. Yeah. All right, you guys fast for a while, and then you finally get your break. You get your big meal, and try just spitting it out instead of swallowing it.

You will be miserable, and you will achieve it. But I'm saying the enjoyment comes from the taste. But that... Would you rather never taste again? You need both. You can't have the first half you need to swallow obviously we're not disagreeing on that no you're you're this is straw man this is straw man because i want i want my eating experience to be more pleasure filled so if i'm chewing for 75 of that experience's going to just be cumbersome.

Chew it. It'll take a while. It'll take a while. But that is the time where you should be getting most of your enjoyment. You're not supposed to speed through meals? Of the taste. Yeah, that's how I eat.

I want to quickly get satiated. That is so backwards. It's not backwards. If there was a pill that you could just take it just means that was like would give you the perfect amount of nutrients and you wouldn't even have to go through the whole process would you prefer that no because i'm not disagreeing that chewing it then getting the taste is important no but you want to go to a restaurant to swallow yeah that's what i love i guess so i love i love the that's what I love. I guess so. I love the... That's what I like. Been to BJ's?

Soft or... Yeah. All right. Explain this to me. We were out Friday. You texted Nick that you weren't going to come because you had an aggressive dinner. Oh, yeah. Then you just didn't text us.

What does that mean? What's an aggressive dinner? It was started at 7, ended at 11. It was a four-hour dinner? Yeah. It was like, you know, guys... It's a lot of steaks. Some people make dinner like a big event. at 11 it was a four hour dinner yeah it was like you know guys it's a lot of steaks some people

make dinner like a big event people people make dinner like concerts nowadays yeah there's like the socializing and there's a constant ordering of more and more and more food so that was like you had to have been in hell um yeah maybe it was it was great food but yeah i need like a one and a half hour dinner not four yeah gotcha ideally you would have a 30 second dinner where you swallow it whole yeah no that's it's my genetics my dad's the same way like we just the eating is all about getting it done call your dad right now ask him what's more important taste i hope he's not in scotland this is my dad we can't get him donnie just said got through to scotland all you have to do is add four plus 44 to the number and call like normal

it's like the band what do you like cook do you cook for yourself my girlfriend does what does she make um it's a lot of chicken based dinners but like some beef but nothing like beef what kind of beef yeah man you have to chew beef unless it's tartar you do order tartar everywhere we go i like softer foods i think that's what it is i'm not saying like oh i'm above you guys but it's just how i eat all right i'm going to get through these guys Just get to the bottom of this. Yeah, so plus 44-0203-916-6046. Joe, what's your workout regimen? What's my workout regimen? I know you.

Nice forearms, by the way. Thank you. Do you work them specifically? No. But in most lifting things, it comes, you know. It does, yeah. It's ancillary. I have a friend of mine is like a was a trainer

for the sharks uh nhl team and so i just have him make me like spreadsheets of shit that i have to do like a four-day workout plan and i i do so much better on that than when i go in there and i'm like what do i want to do today let me get something done like it's like fuck all right i have to do all this i'll just get it done kyle used to work out before the headaches before the squatting 400 is that true no okay that's like aaron donald yeah well now but uh let's see elite you know there it goes okay you don't like watching this kyle you're an animal dude how many did you get because in my head i look way bigger than this it's all dude when you whenever you see footage of yourself doing something athletic it's pretty tough because it feels so good while you're doing it and then you

see it and you're like right okay yeah you got 37 37? It was 135. Well, yeah, I figured that would have been insane at 225. Did you film that? Yeah. 37 is still, that's, but yeah, but I, you know, I lift a lot. That's right, yeah. No headache that day. Did you get up from the couch or did you just decide to zoom? I just zoomed.

I got this too. What'd you get? At the end. Thank you, Moo. Alright. Yeah, the boy's watching. Good job, man. Yeah, it's a great vid, right? Did numbies.

Did it? Yeah, like 40,000 views. That makes no sense. That makes no, no, no, no sense. People like to watch people lift. They have things to say. That's a huge, It's weird to me Did you get Anything about the carnival

From your dad No I don't know if it counts as a carnival It was like mini games Like a picture of carny activities All over the yard Can you search wheeling intelligence sir oh you can find this

uh kyle bauer no why is there gonna be too many carnival the carnival won't show up i don't even know my name was on that a man of mystery with a potentially big secret what there's your obituary kyle

i don't think it happened man it did we'll get the picture by the time yeah by the end of the day you just said by the end of the episode he said by the end of the day damn nothing sorry man I'll get it you made the Bethlehem newsletter at best no it was the

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All right, here's the deal. We're on the same page with this one, but I'm confident in it. It is a movie on Netflix. Let me just see what they have to say. All right. The gentleman follows. Okay. The Gentleman follows.

Okay. The Gentleman, proper noun. That's the title of the film. The Gentleman follows drug dealing. Okay. Listening. It follows drug dealing, murdering aristocrats in Britain's criminal underworld. It's based on Guy Ritchie's award-winning film it's a new netflix

oh it's a series that follows a whole new cast of criminal lords it stars theo james the guy from white lotus who is um which one is he he is in season two. The Australian. No, he's married to the blonde girl that he cheats on. Okay. Oh, he's cool. He is thrust. Okay. Theo James is thrusted into the criminal underworld after inheriting his father's estate only to discover it's sitting.

About to sneeze. Yeah. about to sneeze so yeah um i'm allergic to great series on netflix which is a major drag for me um so theo james the guy the the hot uh womanizer from white lotus uh is thrust into the criminal underworld after inheriting his father's estate only to discover it's sitting on top of a drug empire. Next bullet point. Virgin Mary full of weed, Hitler's balls, cocaine chickens,

and a priest with a shotgun. You'll see some crazy shit in the gentleman all right yes that's all they had to say i like it i love the brevity it speaks for itself uh yeah i want to watch this series now so what happens when you try to play gangsters at their own game yeah don't miss the gentleman only on Netflix debuting March 7th do you like word games you're being flirted with this

entire oh that's why we're just watching him bench press? Is that what's going on? A Four Loko, watch me bench press, then we'll play a word game. You're right on this. I hit myself bench pressing. That was ridiculous. I would never pull myself up.

Do I like a word game? Yeah. You came and sit down. He was like, I love to swallow. I'm drunk. Watch me bench. How'd you get those forearms? Yeah. What's going on i'm curious

yeah no it's it's fair do you like fun and games i'm i'm i you know i don't usually identify as that but i'm certainly down with word games it doesn't identify okay what do you have some yeah well we got some we got a slate of celebrity birthdays and you have to guess whose birthday it is is that a word game it sounds like it'll be a word game based on based on the name of the celebrity. Okay. What do you got?

A thespian thief steals all the top Broadway awards. A thespian thief steals all the top Broadway awards. This is a motivational influencer. But he's a thespian?

A thespian thief. A Broadway thief. So Tony. Steals all the top. Tony. Is there Robbins? Yeah. Tony Robbins.

Yeah. Happy birthday, Tony Robbins. Happy birthday, Tony Robbins. Good teamwork. Happy birthday, Tony Robbins. Okay. Way to be, Joe. That felt good. Bangkok ladyboy stinky on this little mountain.

That's an athlete turning 30. Rip that again. Bangkok ladyboy stinky on this little mountain. Is that your Bangkok accent? I don't know. Bangkok lady boy stinky on this little mountain is that your Bangkok accent? I don't know Bangkok lady boy stinky on this little mountain

one more time just so I can Bangkok lady boy stinky on this little mountain. Okay. Okay. Talk it out. Yeah. Okay.

Little mountain. So any words that you... Bangkok ladyboy Thai? Thai-ra? Banks is like a small... Small mountain. That's an athlete. Thai...

Thai-ri-kill. Thai-ri-kill. Thai-ri-kill. Yes. All right. Tyreek Hill Tyreek Hill Tyreek Hill yes alright can you just say it one more time this is a rapper I don't have his age I would guess 40s

a foreign man who doesn't know how to pluralize words expresses that he thought a 1975 shark attack movie was awesome okay I'm JARU

JARU happy birthday JARU wow athlete turning 42. Van Halen split a Big Mac while David Lee was supposedly in the bathroom taking a shit. Again, please. The band Van Halen split a Big Mac while David Lee was supposedly taking a shit in the bathroom. Supposedly taking a shit.

And who is this? This is an athlete. Okay. Former, turning 42. Okay. So, David Lee Roth. Diamond, right? I don't know if that's part of it.

Yeah, it could be. One of his things. Supposedly taking a shit. So David Lee didn't get in on the Big Mac. Hungry Roth. Am I on the right track? Yeah, I guess. Something McGrady?

Why McGrady? I don't know. Like Mick. Okay. Splitting a Big Mac. Okay. The band Van Halen splitting a Big Mac without David Lee Roth cuz he's supposedly shitting Ben Rothless burger no no Roth on them for the burger.

Unfortunately, that makes sense. A Rothless Burger. Why Ben? I just could only do his last name. Oh, man. But then I, you know. A Rothless Burger. A reference to the bathroom stall. A Rothless Burger.

Yeah, you have to talk about the bathroom stall. I kind of laid it out for you guys. Supposedly taking a shit. There was a lot of mystery in that one. Alright, you guys could have gotten that. Oh my god, no. That was gettable. You guys were talking about Roth, talking about you didn't piece together burger.

Alright, athlete, former again, turning 39. Y'all smoking pubic hair. Let me make it easier. Masha is loud and smooth like a shaved pussy. Meanwhile, y'all smoking on blank. Okay. It's loud. Reggie Bush. Reg birthday one more one more you code switch for the black guys we have to get uh he code switched for the thai lady boy i mean is it a code switch

or is it an impression i don't't know. Yeah, neither works. Historical figure. Dead. If Sean, the Seahawks running back, is Hershey's chocolate, and Drake, from Drake and Josh, is a marshmallow, then I guess we're having s'mores. Alexander

Graham Bell. Thank you. There we go. That was a damn good one, Connor. You need to make that into its own game show. I would love to. There's more that I didn't get to. Maybe we can try to. Okay, let's try to make one. Happy birthday to both Bryce Dallas and Ron

Howard. Wow, they were born on the same day. Born on the same day, same weekend. Bryce Dallas Howard. So two Howards. That's hard. Yeah. Yeah. Tua Tango Bryce Dallas Howard so two Howard's yeah to a tongue of voila what did you have for that

something with a tongue magic trick tongue of voila Rebel Wilson okay 44 give us one rooted for the wrong side in the civil war

uh but found a friend in a volleyball yeah a volleyball slave owner yeah yeah yeah volleyball slave owner yeah yeah see um

obviously Tyrese Halliburton all right so it's a happy birthday okay so yeah that's easy you are in a game a snowboarding game with Witherspoon and neither of you win tire okay and uh but the actress barry gets a sponsorship from another snowboard and wins yeah oh nice i was gonna do something gas oriented like halliburton didn't how it was like rebuild like iraq that's a name

i don't know there's a big company that yeah yeah i don't know enough to talk about tyrese in fast and furious yeah yeah that's yeah it's not bad where do you go to come up with these are you are you sitting are you is this like a morning coffee and you're just like staring out into the distance trying to come up with these uh we've been doing like word-based shit for a while it's like now it's like automatic you when we see a name that's we just immediately break it down into yes different uh parts yeah and it's uh i think this game might be this i think we found the source of the headaches yeah that might be it you might be up against your limit because you're straining yourself greatly.

You're stretching these words. Are you looking through more? That's a long-ass notes list. I have two very bad ones if you want them. Yeah. I just wrote them down. You just did it. I just wrote them down.

Skull Cherry walks into a Mexican restaurant and orders pica de gallo dip to um dip sauce yeah happy birthday dip sauce big happy birthday to dip sauce say it again skull cherry walks into a mexican restaurant and orders pica de gallo skull cherry so dip why what is this cherry important here no it's okay so dip or chew walks into a mexican restaurant orders pica de gallo yeah pico de gallo is salsa salsa dip tomato it's right in front of your face it's also tomato wait two dips two no no just one dip i'm sorry it's uh but uh dip in dip dip dip dip no you would come up with pika chu that was a fictional creature yes oh that sucked yeah i told you happy birthday pikachu how old's pikachu uh 45 this year yeah wait where does the Pika But you already said Pika in the hint

I know Where does the You can't do that move No no That's not allowed Oh my god That pissed me off To have the confidence

To come do that I told you it was bad After Kyle did the Thai lady boy Yeah You just said it What does strawberry school Have to do with it

Chew But it was backwards I still don't get that I get it Chew and pika Taking a it was backwards. I still don't get that. I get it. Chew and pica. Taking a look at a dip pan is... You can't say pica. I know.

But I did it. What's the next one? I need it. Yeah. Do you want the next one? Yeah. Absolutely. The next one is worse.

No. No, it's not. All right. Hillary's husband gets a boner and drops a nuke east of Japan. East of Japan. Bill Hard. Actor. gets a boner and drops a nuke east of japan east of japan bill bill hard actor bill bill it's not we can't be using logic here yeah bill bone bill you're off on bill i'm off on bill when you said hillary's husband Hillary's husband isn't Bill in this scenario is it a Will? William?

think of the last name Clinton? mhm gets a boner and drops a name East of Japan Clinton there's no person named Clinton

what is this gonna be? Clint there you go Clint Eastwood yeah you suck at this. You can't say Hillary's husband and be like, oh yeah, Clint.

And then when you said Japan, now I'm thinking about countries, but it was just East. You also said East again. You can't say adding things. Oh my god. I just wrote him down. Why the bomb? Like an ode to Iwo Jima?

Yeah, pretty much. No, don't give him any credit. He just added that. That was so bad. You can't throw in like odd other adventures. But you can't use the same fucking... I'm just going to Google celebrity. Yeah.

I'm going to try to do one. It's going to be probably worse. Joey, you too. Okay. And Reed. I know Reed's got a creative brain back there does it have to be their birthday

or are we just coming up with I did Pikachu so it's kind of Skywalker your hair is messy turning 34 wait hold on country singer turning 34 Luke Combs

way better yeah I'm ass Skyway. Wait, hold on. Country singer turning 34. Luke Combs. Way better. Way better. That was very good. Yeah, I'm ass. This is a Mook style one for an athlete turning 24. Okay. Jamar, you better run. I'm going to try to catch you.

Jamar Chase. Yeah, Jamar Chase. Happy birthday. I still stumped Rudy. I was trying to come up with my own. It's not easy. The problem is I love word games and I'm one of the worst players ever.

But I always will just keep going. I'll try to think of one here. I got one. All right. Retired athlete. A cow computer in India.

Okay. Cow computer. A cow computer. Dell Deli. I think the cow computer was Gateway. Oh. Tank Deli. Uh-oh. Well, that would be...

Because he's trying to do Del Curry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gateway... Right when I did that, I was like, this is resting on a relatively flimsy... That's Gateway... That's Gateway... Gateway Mumbai.

My favorite basketball player. Gateway Mumbai? Dude, back in the day, Gateway Mumbai invented the Skyhook. Gateway Mumbai? Gateway Mumbai invented the sky hook. You don't remember that? Reid, you got one? Yeah. Say it into the mic over here if you want.

Bill and Hillary laugh at a male appendage. Hacklet and d dicks Way better You're the man You're very good at this That was good Fuck me Pikachu come on But you said

The hint wasn't there It was out of order I'll chop this up too But you said... The hint wasn't there. It was out of order. I'll chop this up, too. Yeah, yeah. Chop it all up. You're not going to lead with that? Just have the boys thinking. That would be great.

You drop that as the teaser at the beginning. It's just all of us staring into space. Trying to come up with athlete puns. I'll go first. We'll start with the word bad and then we'll go good hold on okay i got it alphabet minus the m is not very giving alphabet mine noel no gnome wait who is it? Wait, wait. Alphabet minus the M. It's a famous woman.

Alphabet order, forget the M, is not very giving. Okay, selfish. It's a woman. Mm-hmm. Um, it's a woman. J K L N Ellen DeGeneres. Yes. Wow.

I like that. I like that. It took me that whole five minutes to figure out how to make Ellen work. That was actually pretty good. I love that. Luckily the M it took me, I'm minutes to figure out how to make Ellen work. That was actually pretty good. I love that. Luckily, the M, it took me, I'm really bad with the alphabet. It took me forever to figure out that there was an M in between there. I was like, all right, we got it.

I thought you said it all in one person and you were like, I have to make this work. I couldn't pivot. I could not pivot. I could not pivot. We have to be generous. We have to do this. All right, Nick. We have to do this. Alright, Nick?

Singing cups in Pitch Perfect while an urban man says what his favorite part of the body is. Alright, singing cups in Pitch Perfect. How does that song go, Broody? I have no idea. The singer of cups in Pitch Perfect while an urban

man says what his favorite part of the body is. Kendrick? No. Says what his favorite body part is what would Kendrick Perkins it's not the last name Anna you get it I don't know

his favorite body would I assume this is his favorite body part no okay he just says it in a way to make me know his race yeah okay i got the winner of this might be a loser long term anna I got nothing. What names begin with Anna? Anna Frye? Anna Frye? The chick that looks like Brock Purdy, kinda.

Are we right on Anna? Are we sure about that okay um okay let me uh it's not like arm mm-hmm anna arm our anna anna de armas anna de armas Anna de Armas Anna de Armas thank you who is that I don't even know who that is she played Marilyn Monroe I'm pretty sure her pussy has lines in that movie doesn't her pussy speak

dialogue or like wrinkles I'm pretty sure most of them do it's called the movie blonde I think her pussy has like a voice in the movie I'm pretty sure most of them do look at her it's called it's a movie blonde I think her pussy has like a voice

in the movie that rules that's an artistic choice I just heard her pussy had lines it might be wrinkled I don't know my dumb ass

thought it was talking hey she's like she's always on the top of dudes lists ah yeah blade runner yeah she's like the perfect woman in blade like meant to be the perfect woman she's in uh knives out she is the nurse who throws up every time she lies that's a nice little convenient hole everybody's like that movie's so clever it is not it's entertaining she pukes every time she lies. That's a nice little convenient hole. Everybody's like, that movie's so clever.

It is not. It's entertaining. She pukes every time she lies. And that affects the plot. Yes. And it don't. Big time. Because there's a murder.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I wanted to see that, but now I don't know. Are you a I've rarely seen the movie guy? I'd try not to be. Because I am. I'm not proud of it. I'm not proud of it at all.

But I have rarely seen the movie. But now I'm trying to watch because I am I'm not proud of it I'm not proud of it at all but I have rarely seen the movie but now I'm like trying to watch more movies I know I'll watch a movie and I'll get done and I'll feel kind of like I read a book I'm like

that was cultured I'll read them on Wikipedia just read the synopsis that is wild no it's like you're spark noting films so that you can reference because it's like

I can't contribute to so many conversations yeah because of my lack of pop culture movie TV show knowledge. Yeah. So I just like, let me just read this plot and be hit.

And you'll just like wedge into the conversation with like just a huge part of the plot. I'll be really douchey. Because it's like you have an opinion now. You're just like. Kyle will say the box office how much it made. Yeah. All right, dude. More like being in the box office.

He'll say when production started and where. Six weeks. Yeah. Pulled numbers in the box office. He'll say when production started and where. Six weeks. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, that does suck. Six weeks in Portugal. So much worse.

Wikipedia changed their font and it's driving me crazy. I think they changed it back. They changed it back? Was there an outcry? That's good. Yeah, it did suck. I hate their like flash intro

where it's like and then the N flies out at you. That's Netflixflix not wikipedia i just wasn't listening what were you talking about you thought we were talking about netflix no i knew you're talking about wikipedia what were you describing? I was describing Netflix I thought he'd switch to Netflix

Finally a movie you've seen The Netflix intro Dude, imagine having me It's so sad I have to live like this I was so confused I was just going to ride with it and be like I didn't know they were doing that, I guess I don't read as much

Wikipedia as I thought I don't with it and be like I didn't know they were doing that I guess I don't read as much Flash I don't like you with the red head That scares you it's like when you're in your room and it's dark it's like It's like a flashbang. Oh no not the end We're talking about Wikipedia, he's like and the n is scary it's already bad you don't have to do the voice you don't have to do the voice man i was just doing a you impression no no no netflix intro is just morgan wallen at the end of a bender i got distracted by i was cleaning my the dust off my phone and then this pops in my head. This big red and Morgan Wallen chewing his favorite gum.

Do you guys spell cinnamon? Oh, God, run. Morgan Wallen's about to say it. His mouth must be open. They should make a Morgan Wallen biopic. And the his mouth must be open yeah they should make a Morgan Wallen biopic and the intro is just that with a different word nah nah

yeah this movie's not that scary the scariest part is the beginning scene he thinks this is his character oh god Kyle was scared of chewing okay it didn't give me pleasure like you guys

tasting dude I'll stick by that I'll stick by mine too and give me pleasure like you guys. He's tasting, dude. I'll stick by that. I'll stick by mine, too. Don't do that. Oh, my God. Any housekeeping, Mookie? You said you had videos?

If you guys want some TikToks that I thought were funny this week, I can pull them up. Yeah, please. Let's change the subject. This is crazy. This is crazy right now. Yeah. A million of them. I can't have that be the ender that was so bad so bad dude and i'm back on adderall that's bad too oh

jeez yeah well it's taking you straight into the dust on your phone so it's definitely working yeah it's working you're focused on something but it's not your job yeah i wrote rudy has the cleanest fucking phone still got a 12 on his act but his phone was spotless what do you got we have timothy chalamet weight gain, American Deli order, or Aiden Ross's Discord mod. I've seen the Discord mod. Let's do the Chalamet. Weight gain? The internet is clamoring that Chalamet has fallen from a twink and he's getting fat.

Twink to otter? Yeah. Twink to a bear would be a great film. Oh, yeah. Losing fans by the second because of this losing fans by the second this week several videos comparing photos of timmy from 2021 to 2024 have gone viral on tiktok many arguing that we are witnessing his twink death or twink death looks exactly the same or at least a little bit healthier others are trying to point out he appears to have gained weight, with some speculating he's gained between 10 to 50 pounds.

This is supposed to be 50 pounds. Okay. What? Who didn't gain weight during that exact time period? Photos from 2021 to now. For everyone are going to be skinnier unless you were 12. And his twink death. You never want to see a twink death, though. No, no, no, you don't.

I feel like he would get upset by this. Yeah. Like really upset. He's going to get really skinny. Basically saying we're now in an era where my generation and some Gen Z's like the skinny guys, like the Joe bros, Harry Styles, Timothy. And now they're gravitating towards men that can protect them. This ridiculous... All right, I just wanted to bring up twink deaths.

Twink death is a... Yeah, twink death. It's aging. Yeah. It's like 28. It's gays no longer wanting to fuck boys. Yeah, that's what it is. They're getting mad.

Yeah, it's a tragedy. Twink's only a gay thing, right? Girls don't... It seems like a lot of things that were gay things are now just common slang but i would imagine if you're complaining about his twink death that would be from a gang i can't imagine a girl being like oh my god his twink death is upsetting me timmy's twink death timmy's twink death is there a twink flag because i would love it for the the room there's gotta be right Is there a twink flag? Because I would love it for the room.

There's got to be, right? That's awesome. Three horizontal stripes of equal width. The top stripe is a pink pale color. The middle is white. The bottom is pale yellow. An interwoven pair of Mars symbols. It's perfect. You can just tell that's twink.

Yeah. Aside from having such high bodily standards, which I didn't know about, I do feel like twinks are having a hell of a time. They're just kind of being fabulous and having fun. They're just getting spun around. What do the colors represent? That would be like a really good, that looks delicious.

That would be some sort of saltwater taffy. That would be the first I'd grab. Kind of sour, I think. What? I think it would be like a pink lemonade. He doesn't know. He doesn't chew anything. You don't know what sour is. Good foods to you are just small. I can't believe that I'm...

Oh, that was delicious. These Tic Tacs were delicious, man. Mashed potatoes. This can't be like a bizarre treat. You must despise like a Jolly Rancher. Like that just has to sit in your mouth for you must crunch um yeah i don't like hard candies yeah it's just that does not surprise me can we buy like soft foods i like soft food yeah i'll snag one soft thin foods

i twinks of food if it's like a tall food i'm'm disgusted. Oh, yeah. Tall or round. I want it to be as small as possible. Like, that's why, I mean, I think hors d'oeuvres are, everyone prefers hors d'oeuvres. Mmm. I want it small, compact, miniature. So you don't like a burger. Soft. A burger you don't like.

A little vertical. Burgers are soft. They're easy to eat. Yes. Is a slider preferable because of its size? That's the one thing that it's like not yeah it's more smash burger i like miniature foods though think of a good entree like in a miniature form like mini tacos mini like um taquitos like pizza bagels like anything that

you get at a wedding reception you You like finger foods. Finger foods. Interesting. What's the other videos you have? One more just made me giggle. What's up? Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.

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What's the order? Oh, oh, oh. Ten piece mild lemon pepper. Ten piece mild lemon pepper. All three mints on the drink. All three what on drink? I couldn't catch the drink. All three mints? I thought it. All three mints on the drink. All three what on drink? I couldn't catch the drink. All three mints?

I thought it said all three mints, but I don't even know what that would mean. I want ranch dressing. All three mints on the drink. I got it. Ask him what his favorite body part is. I want to know about the drink thing. All three. I want to start saying it. That guy is tight. I'm going to say all three

mints on the drink but what's that mean anyone speculating all three mix all three mix so is that like back the day what they used to call it a suicide where they would like mix sodas yeah you go down all but all three would imply there's only

three options I know that tick tiktok and social media is objectively ruining the psyche of the younger generation but they look like they're having a great time here that looked fun that was fun as laughing their ass off their mini mics yeah making content getting a lot of comments yeah they're doing numbers yeah apparently it is though ruining the children it's not good because now they're now they're doing numbers. Yeah. Apparently it is, though, ruining the children. It's not good, because now they're like, we got three million on that. Now let's go, instead of being authentic, try to recreate that.

I mean, I don't know what they're up to today, but that's what I would imagine. Yeah, they don't, I guess they can't do school. They can't sit down, and they can't do an assignment for more than like three minutes. Yeah, a friend of mine couldn't be me. Put it well. I was dialed. Mook, I'm sending you a picture right now. We were on those hot tub boats

today and Kyle was like, imagine if somebody from like these tall buildings was looking down. Somebody got us. Someone got us. And we look so pathetic. We look so pathetic. I just said it to you, Mook. I'm praying we can see Nick's legs from a distance. No, you can't.

They disappear. There's not enough render distance? No. I'm always weirded out by being in water on water. Yeah, weird. Rare thing that could happen. My first time. There we are. Yeah, it looks pathetic. Yeah. Weird. It was a rare thing that could happen. My first time. There we are.

Yeah, it looks pathetic. That's pathetic. That's like the big party, man. That looks like a... Mook. That reminds me of like... That looks like the... Control...

That looks like the Lebanon... Control Plus. It looks like the screenshot from the Lebanon explosion. The Beirut explosion. The Beirut explosion. That... That's so embarrassing. Yeah, keep punching in on that.

Let's get to the singular pixels. See, now that looks like a Van Gogh. Wow, it does. That looks beautiful. It looks like a watercolor. All right, hold on. I'm going to try to guess. I think there's like an alien in the top right.

Oh, and you can like leaning back. Yeah, kind of see my traps, my sidewalls. Well, I'm trying to guess who's who. I'm going to wanton is on the left nope that's rutledge that's rutledge yeah okay jack i thought that was me nobody i think the i think i think nick is bottom right nope that's donnie then where's the third that's the the left, Mook. One, two, three. Yeah. Okay, you're the one next to Corey. No, I'm in the middle. I'm out. Yeah, dude.

I was back over four. Oh yeah, no, sorry. It was super easy. It was easy for me. Somebody sniped us. That's amazing. Wait, so what is this? It's a hot tub that you can take in the river. And it has an engine on the back? electric they just give it to you and what's the quality of the hot tub water

cold oh yeah it was yeah lukewarm it was brisk today so for yeah so how quickly were you miserable and how long was the whole experience 30 minutes it was there only 30 minutes but it was there was no fun there was a lot of laughter of how much ridiculous yeah it would be fun in the summer yeah i can't believe they just couldn't make it like hot hot it's their one thing yeah but it's in freezing cold water with freezing cold air. But does air do that? Don't do it. Yes, air. What?

But a lot of hot tubs are like outside in the snow. But they're like plugged in. Ours will. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know either. But that's the thing. It speaks to the fact that they're going to have trouble with this because it's always going to be relatively cold water.

Yeah. We'll see how it goes. Beautiful. It's an artsy ass shot. It is. We should get that blown up for the studio put it next to the twink flag that I just bought my algorithm on Amazon's gonna be fucked nah not really

anything else yeah that's all we got bonus this week yeah we're gonna try to record one tomorrow I'll show Rudy the sticks let's try to watch let's try to react show rudy the sticks let's uh try to watch let's try to react to something i would like to or i would love to have you play a game kyle infinite craft no no no i want him to play like uh i'll figure it out yeah i would like to play

a game all right uh run plug game plug game social media tours whatever uh yes yeah uh check me out joey avery joey avery.com has all my shows. Joey Avery on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube. I post all the time. And I just launched a podcast called The Joey Show, which is on my YouTube. There we go. Hell yeah. The Joey Show.

Bang. Nice. Look at that. Nice. Look at that. Good pick. Oh, thanks. Great pick.

A little pop-up. I programmed that myself. Did you make that? Trying to capture some emails. I'm a one-man team. I get to do all of my web design and editing and filming. It's really fun. I love all of it.

Oh, you're performing at Carmel by the Sea? I am performing at Carmel by the Sea. Wow. Indiana? It's nice. Clint Eastwood was the mayor for a long time. Oh, yes. Yeah. He was. Yeah. He was. And you don't have house numbers there. You have a house name. it's it's nice it's it's Clint Eastwood was the mayor for a long time oh yes yeah he was yeah he was and you don't have house numbers there you have a house name wait what where is it it's sick

it's it's like one of the most elite zip codes in the world incredible it's where Pebble Beach is yeah Carmel by the Sea Carmel it's south of San Francisco it's gorgeous yeah it's not the comedy scene at carmel i was gonna say it's not a place that i would usually go but they offered me a not massive amount of money but it's near my hometown so i was like oh i'll just go home and go to carmel for a day yeah i think i'm going to san luis obispo for shows after that it's incredible it's beautiful it's unreal it was so nice when i went there that i got pissed yeah yeah you get mad because you're like why can't i have one of these homes yeah it was yeah it was look at it it's like can't paradise it was infuriating that's a real thing that's why most people have that's the leading cause of plane freakouts people passing the first class oh really yeah i've said that a couple times

but it's not it's not true were you you passed me? Yeah, that destroyed me. Yeah. You were in first and you were in the back. You were in first. I had to pass him to go to 29D. I was 1B. I was in the slums. First class for steak eaters.

Yeah. I actually had... What did I have on that flight? Pulled pork. Whoa. No, that's not. That's kind of a messy treat. I know.

I know. It's kind of a messy treat. I feel like it would be soft enough that you would like it. I know. I love pulled pork. Yes. Yeah, that's your wheelhouse. Love a sloppy Joe.

You served it at the carnival in your front yard. What did we serve? It sucked. You probably had three games carnival in your front yard. What did we serve? It sucked. Don't tell me this. It was the best day of my life. Three games, a trampoline, and a slip and slide, I bet. No, it was more cerebral than that. It was a lot of trivia.

I forget. It was cool though. I don't want to see the picture now. It was horrible. We'll find it. By the end of the day. God bless.