A New Untold Story - Woody Allen & John Redcorn - A New Untold Story: Ep. 394

Episode Date: May 2, 2024

KB's been drawing, new Pokemon, BRG Pokemon submissions, and steam room entrapments. 0:00 - Chapstick, drawing, & fake states 12:00 - New Pokemon 22:00 - Pokemon submissions Ads: Gametime - Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code UNTOLD for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/anuspodcast

Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. Here, text. Text. Don't be careful. Is this your first time? Mm hmm. Yeah, just be do a little tiny bit. I don't want you freaking out. Rub it in. Yeah, how much do you do, it's like just built up. I've never done it.

Just a stick. Your lips aren't very porous then. Your girlfriend's gonna fucking lose her mind when you kiss her tonight. Kyle, don't stop doing that. Who taught you that, Kyle? Kyle don't stop doing that who taught you that Kyle Why does it feel like I'm gonna say No, you're just gonna say like No, that's a new untold story Hey, is that story old or told? Fuck no, baby! It's a new untold story A new untold story It's a fresh-baked untold story

A new untold story I knew I told a story. A new untold story episode 387. 393. Fuck. Had a little hot streak. 393. 393, anything to it? People have to weigh that.

No, people have to weigh that that yeah, there has to be a Any offensive lineman hit 393? I think we're done with pro athletes. Wow, we're just fat. Yeah, you're Incomprehensibly fat you're redeemably fat keep people that way no, yeah No one is athletic with that way. Yeah, that's too big That's extreme obesity damn nothing on it. Just the Pokemon. We'll get into that soon. Yeah. Yeah, I Made some new ones today. Of course. I did as well. I bet I think I'm addicted to it. I'm just sketching My I'm like not even it's not even about Pokemon. I'm addicted to drawing So yeah, mine, I'm like not even, it's not even about Pokemon. I'm addicted to drawing.

Out of all your addictions, this is the weirdest one by a long shot. This is, yeah, it's complete flow state and it makes me so happy. Drawing. So fucking happy. Do you want to get like supplies and gear? Did it all start from the painting stream? No, it's when I started to try to draw a Pokemon, Asapirochia. I was like, this is a blast. Because you don't think or something or what? Yeah, there's when I started to try to draw up a Pokemon, ASAP Rocky, I was like, this is a blast. Because you don't think or something, or what? Yeah, there's no distractions. Have you been drawing like every day? Every day, for hours.

Did you draw in Hawaii? Yeah, that was the problem. Like I'm on this paradise vacay. Yeah, you're 6'9 MOOC. You're really good at it, dude. Oh, he, Kanye has it? Kanye ended up with it Yeah, I was doing a lot of drawing in Hawaii in my hotel. Just wasting away daylight. You're doing it during the day Yeah, I couldn't stop it like it's a full-blown addiction

Addicted to drawing and thinking about new Plattson You're back on your platts. I I will get high and just You're back on your plats. I I will get high and just Fucking run circles for those that don't know new Platts in is my say it's been developing since 2006 in my head When did it first hit paper South st. Peter just surpassed Fulton Beach is the sixth largest city in the state Come on man. Yeah, dude. It's a bad Are you are you high when you draw too, or are you? No, can't be yeah And oh my by the way it is this is polymorphous light eruption. Luke is Luke is I called him Luke on accident

You're googling Kyle's fake state first. Oh, it's fake Yeah, it is a fictional state and it's new Platts and not st. Platts and in the South st. Peter That's the sixth largest city It's a mountain resort town Why is st. Peter's Mountain why the surge? It's that's growing rapidly is like a it's a very desirable mountain town yeah, but they also do EDM festivals Vacation station where do you live? I put myself in the body and mind of different characters.

Andy Michaels from Renaissance, Braxton Olney from Fulton Beach, the DJ Elio from fucking Salisbury. It makes me so happy. So you're 31 You just this is the time to be 30 like 31 is the best year of my life because there's no like social obligations 31 is the time to be 31 31 is the time to be there now new being a fake state Havre is the 31 is the best for that when you're like When you're like 22, it's like dude. I had to like chill with people Yeah, like friends and drink and go out.

But 31 is the age where you start making a fake state? 31 is like, I can just lay around and think about my fake state. Can we bring you fake states next week and you critique them? No, it's like, I think you can do whatever you want with your fake state. Okay. But yeah, I would like you to... But like, do you keep yours within reason? Like, it's not a utopia by any means.

It kind of is. It's like a realistic utopia. Like, it's everything I would ever want. It's like... That's damn near means it kind of is it's like a realistic utopia like it's everything I would ever want it's like that's damn near an oxymoron Yeah, okay What's the worst is our bad neighborhood? all the cities are pretty good, but except for Can't can't casita casita in Beach City as some slums

What's happening there Beach City sounds like be nice as fuck They put all the poor broke people from Eisenhower and Fulton Beach and Radisson Heights Yeah, and they made a move down to Beach City damn, but that's it for that That's good. Yeah Amazing do you want to get into Pokemon or do you want to talk about Hawaii I? Pretty much covered it on the yeah, no anger. No outbursts. No seething. No, it was just perfect What did you draw while you were there? Rudy

I drew a few of you yeah Yeah, my girl was my girlfriend was like, what are you doing? I'm gonna draw my boys I didn't know you liked him that much. I was like no. I don't know. I don't know don't you just see him But yeah, were you drawing Rudy from memory? It's never that Okay, yeah Insulting the artist what did I say what didn't I say about Hawaii? Oh? Said it all it was perfect. Yeah, I love to hear that man. I do love to hear that I have a question will you go back there? Do you want to go somewhere else? No

I Would prefer going back there over wherever I go next but The next five places I go to are gonna be worse than Hawaii, but I'm gonna pick them over Hawaii because I haven't been to them. I think Hawaii is just for me. The white people sucked. I'll be honest.

It's woke of you. Yeah. They were like just trying too hard to be cool, blase, and like they moved in slow motion What about Jack Johnson? He's not he doesn't suck He probably does yeah, you think Jack Johnson probably as a person yeah, no way I saw him singing to a preschool class. They just move they were like They like like a chopped and screwed kid cutting video. That's how they move

What do you think they thought about you when they walk by and you were drawing on the Beach I was a job was drawing in the hotel Yeah, do you have a sketchbook or you just doing on anything you could find on my notebook? Yeah, we'll get to that oh This is a polymorphous light eruption not herpes gladiatorium on your face. Yeah, I feel Just like herpes. Wait are you in pain right now? It's itchy and burns. It's from, yeah, so it's not. What's it from? It's from sun poisoning. Oh, okay.

That's fine. UV9. Stop touching it. Did you not wear sunscreen? Not enough. You can't wear sunscreen for UV9. I have something going on in my forehead from the hockey helmet.

It was gross and sweaty. We were playing hockey. I was made a fool of and you played idea You made fools of other people no not really Nick Nick actually is underselling it He's doing an undersell of how much of a fool. I was made of no you were you look cool. Thanks, man I was a goalie you're like goalie. Yeah And all the pads alley I'm excited should we just get into the fucking yeah, let's get into Pokemon number 393

Yeah, just pumped me up because it sucks so bad Why? Alright guys new untold stories brought to you by game time you probably have them ad memorized by now this time of year I'm going to the Cubs tomorrow with my little sister oh She'll love that I mean probably not But I will yeah the Cubs games are great. I got my tickets easily with a game time. I for cheap For the cheapest I could mm-hmm and not gonna get ripped off

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It's a starter hip plop. That's not what the name. What is that? What is that? Is that a portmanteau? A pip-squeak. Uh, a pip-lup. Sounds like a British cyst. Don't squeeze the pip-lup on your gob. It's gonna look like you snogged a skeevy rando. Stupid name, stupid dimensions. Just like two spheres stacked. Not quite a penguin. Look at the first line in the bio.

A poor walker, it often falls down. Okay. It's a starter. However, its strong pride makes it puff up its chest without a care. No, no, no, no. It is just so insecure and self-conscious about the fact that it is a creature who battles other creatures with superpowers for a living

and still hasn't learned to walk. It evolves into empolyon. one foot four eleven pounds that can't walk that is a handicapped endzone pylon That's what it is can't deny those are cool. Those are cool Yeah, it evolves cool One foot four it's a crippled Yeah, it evolves cool. One foot four.

It's cute, dude. It's a crippled tub of Thrasher's fries from the boardwalk. It's a Timberland boot that can't walk. One foot four, 11 pounds, can't walk. I like it. I like it a lot. Did you make some Pokemon? I did. I like it a lot Did you make some Pokemon I did I did as well I decided to go right I did three separate ones last time and

Instead I spent more time Creating than I did it like an illustrator, so I have two sets of three Amazing you want me to start yeah, so the first set I did I Decided to combine assassinated presidents and organs Okay Starting with A. Blink-Holen Let me see

Ew Oh my god This is disgusting I am full of shit yet I can never tell a lie Freed all the brown And then, oh this one blows his dick, he evolves into James A. Gollfield, who's a gallbladder. I don't need a bodyguard, also I store bile. That's why he was assassinated. Wait, what is that, a gallbladder? Yeah.

That does look like a gallbladder? Yeah. It does look like a gallbladder. Yeah. He's getting assassinated. He's getting killed right there. He got shot in the back. He was the president after he was after Abe Lincoln in sequence. He got assassinated as well.

Yeah. And he didn't have any guards. He didn't think it would happen again. And finally it evolves into John F. Kiddeney. There he is in the back of the car. He was shot and killed. The shooter, they said, shot him from the, from the assy hole.

That's John F. Kidney. William McKinley was also assassinated, and did a William McKinley but I didn't want to double McKinley and he's the most notable assassin. He was assassinated too? Yeah. Oh man. That's him in the back of the car. He's gridded, nothing.

Everything's going well. Yeah so Abel and Colin evolves into James A. Gollfield and a final form of JFKidney. But Wilkes Booth could Wilkes Booth rectum And then my second set is legendary you know the three legendary birds are to Kuno Zapdos Moltres These are legendary birds as well, but I decided to combine them with pedophiles Mm-hmm naturally so. So Wood Peckery Allen.

Let me see. And then he's saying, Where are all the little tits? Like the birds? Yeah, the birds. Where are all those tiny tits? That's Wood Peckery Allen. And then Jared Fogel.

He's holding up big pants. How'd you make him look like him? I did, it looks just like him. And he says, The Woody Allen one too. Yeah, I did. I did. I did. I you make him look like I did it looks just like Yeah, and then he said I hope you're sub 18 is what he's saying

And then the final one is a R. Kelly who's just a peacock oh That's foul. Look at his face. Oh, that's foul. Oh, we're cooking now. We're cooking now. You managed to get a penis off too. I finally got to draw a dick.

When I draw dicks as people, I like to add the balls are smooshed at the bottom because they're standing. Gravity. I do that. That's my that's like my That's my joker card. Yeah That's my joker card the smush balls are my joker card My first time drawing cornrows though, let me see Yeah, yeah, you'll get okay

Physics of the ball sack come much more naturally to you than cornrows. Yeah, that's right But they all I was proud of myself for they all look like birds and pedophiles. They look just like the people you said that Those are my six. So Woody Allen adopted an Asian woman that adopted an Asian girl then married her. I thought it was a little bit better than that. I thought it was a little bit better, a little bit more forgivable pedophilia than that. I thought it was like a stepdaughter. It was. I think they adopted her with his wife wife, and he's like wait a second. Yeah, that's bad Mm-hmm What's her name?

So on soon you pivin Soonie Previn Previn oh Hey he managed to thread the needle of of Doing what seems like the most illegal thing possible within the law Yeah, do you think they got her name when like his first wife was like what should we name her and he wasn't paying attention He was looking at the girl. He's like soon Birdman and

Soon, Birdman, and Ra. Soon. Oh my god, I love that. Dude, that looks like- Yeah, let's roll with soon. Looks like Asian Mark Titus. I was gonna say, I was thinking of male celebrities. It looks like John Redcorn from fucking King of the Hill. It does look like John Redcorn. Quick with it, Moog.

I'm like, how many times? Woody Allen married fucking John Redcorn? Underage John red corn What are yours Kyle I also did organs what yeah Wait is that a sketchbook you bought now it's a notebook. It's like a graphing paper. That's what I'm using. It kinda helps. Let me see what I got.

Okay, the first one is the JJ Hawk. It's a completely vertical anthropomorphic full scope vagina AJ Hawk hybrid He is the co-host of PMS Hasn't been programmed to speak yet, he would give his blood for that Nothing to say he's got pussy on his mind Nothing to say he's got pussy on his mind That's what I'm saying I'm addicted

This was like hours Yeah, this was way too long Started like trying to shade the pussy canal and I was like alright. This is done I don't need to shade the like the riffs in the pussy canal. Like it's gonna look still the same. He looks like a Marvel villain. Yeah, he's born vagina Aaron James Hawk. It's a family name. Extremely conservative and homophobic.

So he only lets straight penises get close to his face. Yeah, that's Vijay Jayhawk. I was trying to do with the book shelf behind him, but It's the resident pussy on Pat McAfee show and you'll never guess who he evolves into He evolves into VijayJJJJHawk, an alternate universe JJ redic, but he played for Kansas and has a completely functioning agape pussy on his neck that extends from his chin to his sternum. His freshman year at Duke, he got a hickey that became infected and turned into a healthy adult vagina. Transferred from Duke after getting hazed

by the lacrosse team. His welcome to the league moment is when Gilbert Arena snatched his clit. Like Hakeeb Tlaib snatched Michael Crabtree's chain and then Dwight Howard heterosexually fucked his neck in the locker room every time he drinks water he squirts out of his neck pussy and blinds his opponents you went way harder on the detail of that vagina yeah Yeah, you ignored his face and body. Yeah, I got lazy with everything else is Honed in on the pussy so what's his name?

VJJ JJ J They don't have the medical advancements yet to surgically remove the neck vagina they can only replace it with a penis what's that added fact? just an added detail yeah um man and then that evolved it doesn't it evolves into

LL LLL It's LL cool J stuck in a duck boot And he's getting flamed by like the local New Yorker teens This dude stuck in a white man's boot That ain't even Tim L fit his face turning purple Yeah, he's stuck in a duck LL bean ducts amazing super pissed about it Gangsta anymore He's all stuck in the fucking boot his face turning grape

Yeah No powers nothing to it. Yeah You know no not a good Pokemon not a powerful one pip plop LL LL LL LL Yeah, it's a PL. Oh, it's a yeah fifth L Kyle those are so fucking good. This might have to be a weekly segment. I'm down for it You're gonna do it anyway. I'm gonna do it anyway Can we see some I think some yes, we got the discord boys

Shout out to the brgs and the discord that came through yeah, we have like probably 50 ish cool All right, let's just tell me what to stop so maybe into a tyranny syrup that makes sense mook. What are you there? It's pronounced as book with an M is what it's look and so it's a mook book bad Mmm. I actually thought it like I had that idea Now I'm kidding. Yeah, I didn't have mook rag. It's just rag. Oh, no. It's not we have a multicolor What is what could it possibly? All right, it's not we have a multi color. What is what could what could it possibly? All right, it's a pride flagged washrag

What is the our comfort? Oh? Do levels okay, this is buck cardi B 151 pretty awesome artwork incredible art. I mean I'm guessing that's AI Mate no, I don't know Don't said I've ever made if he made that that's incredible. Yeah Jajarrio that's Alexander Jar Jario Jar Jar Jar Jar Banks its abilities bust Mesa gonna bust next All right voodoo do Okay, I don't know. Oh, there's rape Mesa gonna bust next. Alright. Voodoo. Okay.

Oh there's rape. What is rape? Round ape. A poison fighting type, it uses chloroform on its raggy tail to knock out its enemy, then uses his vine rope and duct tape to keep him still. Very good. Good work on the design. Yes, very good. Okay. No, like the design. Yes, very good. That's AI.

These are all, yeah you can tell AI. That's cool. What is, Aston? Ast... Ast... Ast... Assault and battery. Oh, fuck me.

What did you say? Astle and... to Batari. Close. Assault and bat... Was there a play on words there? That looks like a Pokemon below it. Murder. A mermaid, bloodthirsty mermaid play on that looks like a Pokemon below it

Murder Wow a mermaid bloodthirsty mermaid. That's it just should be a Pokemon that yeah, that's a poke Have you seen the Pokemon girder and holds around a metal girder and has like a really big vein? What is a girder g you are our du rr? theirs is better than a G you are Awful, that's whore awful murder is better than oh Gee or awful. That's horrible awful murder is better than that Oh, dude, these are our fans Elion Elion Kane's all as cones all Ellie on cones all as it's a cone, Elion Gonzalez. That is what I'm talking about. You could have done anything with Elion Gonzalez and cone-zalas.

Doesn't rhyme with gone. But is this person six? I have to ask if this person is six. If you're older than six, super embarrassing. And then they did the height and weight. If you're older than six super embarrassing Three six yeah cool abilities raft Category illegal that's good Whoa Kim Jong-un or reverse

Alright, I like that Whoa, we we tarted we to wheat oh god that's 2 HD that's whore is it pulling its nipples I don't know that's so awesome this one's good brolly durr brolder bro Rollers fuck he doesn't even have legs. That's tough as hell that is so sick again These are such incredible pieces are these this is a artificial intelligence correct it must it must be Oh An idea for your special needs evolution grain dead grain dead yeah, there's so many going dough That just that's that looks like a chimp char

John dune and we have dyslexus Alexis car of animal yeah, that's awesome. He said I'm like a centaur dyslexic That's a cool Pokemon a scent car That's tough as hell. Thank you Clitoris pretty good kilts towards like that one Oh clitoris Armour Some this alarm war war arms. Oh

Man, that's just an Elden ring boss. That's cool. That's just cool. That's really cool mincy Yeah, it's pretty good tongue size is good Whoa splatle Super flexible Rex wrestling Pokemon. That's cool size is good Whoa splatle Super flexible Rex wrestling Pokemon. That's cool You don't like splatle isn't Like the Michelin man it does

Have you guys ever seen the Michelin man from the 1920s? No. Oh, it's scary isn't it? Horrifying the Michelin man costume for the 1920s they even have tires in the 20 No, fuck that thing dude. That's scarier than like a plague doctor. Oh my god. Yeah Imagine seeing that I really want to buy your tires Wow. I gotta check out those tires Crazy What is this? Siddhartha Squatima. Alright, Squash. You have to draw them yourself.

Yeah. Has to be hand drawn. Show us. Dookie mook. That's cute. That is cute. Shane Gillis on a piece of bread yeah That's all that is About Shane on a piece of bread. Oh wait go down

Don't like that that's you that's yeah, give me try some try phobia. Yeah, that's disgusting Domazon that is good Someone said there's a bread the popular bread is called batard really yeah shit but hard bread shaping a batard click it yeah it's a shape we've got to shape this batard perfectloaf.com yeah website you can describe up as that isn't he just the perfect low

That's our little bit tardis just the perfect little loaf They do always seem warm have you been shaping your but hard Doing our best it's a lot Wait I see a sketch. I see a sketch. This is what we want. ET gay. That's perfect. Yeah, ET gay. It's just ET but he's gay Let's find let's find is there anything clever about it or is it just gay? ET gay and block leathers. And the the only they made him gay the earring the one earring E.t. gay caught ten bodies between 1974 1991 arrested in 2005 so it's a mugshot Oh, so yeah, it's just gay

That is so far in a way the best. That's the bad the bad yeah good work, that's what I want Etk okay drawing Jeffrey Lommer. I like ET gay way more They bust off the watercolors though Jeffrey Lommer super effective against dark his bite. Yeah I like this one eczema super effective against dark types. His bite, yeah. Mm-hmm. AI. I like this one, eczema. Ha ha ha ha ha. What is that? Is that two eggs and yo-yo ma?

Yeah. That's some stretching right there. Mm-hmm. Hog hog. Whoa, that's a drawing. Here we go. Bud Dwiser, a beer-loving Pokemon unable to overcome. Oh, he's killing himself, that's so sick.

Oh, that's a good draw. That's really really good That looks like that's awesome. That's what we want. It's no ET gay. It's no ET Dude no no This is tamponade Ew dude That's gross No No Not tamponade Nah with the tamponade

This is me with the tamponade Jesus Christ Alcohol Oh boy Cosby Cosby alcohol oh boy oh boy Cause be that's you know that's a really great artwork mm-hmm They're playing for second place wait are they hold on fridge Suffridge. Make your own sandwich. Make your own sandwich. Suffridge. Yeah, it's a fridge. Look how strong she is. Yeah, it's a strong female fridge.

Make your own sandwich. Only gave a shit about one of the biceps. Oh, yeah. Oh, is that a bicep? It has to be a little lazy for it to be suffering. I like the little headpiece that she would wear. Oh yeah. She was a real thing.

It's like Rosie the Riveter. Suffrage. Hamron? We asked for this. This is what we all, everything we do is prepared for this. Everything we've done in our careers has led us to this. My grandfathers fought in wars. This is no different than what we are doing.

Dude, my family line has lasted since the beginning of time. They fought in wars, they survived famine and drought and depression, and it's all led to us doing this. Hamron. For those listening on audio only, it's Camron.

That's a hammer. And they they sure did make that hammer brown. Yep, they sure did. They made the creative decision to construction. Rapper type. Yes.

Yes, the eyes, though. I mean, I do like this. I like it a lot. I like this one. Prawn Star. I wanted hand your eyes though. I mean I do like this. I like it a lot I like this one prawn star. I wanted hand-drawn though. Yeah, it's good, but you got to draw it yourself Unless they're just good there. We go yield tiger a jungle tiger With a yield yield Now that is what we're fucking talking over talk when I want you guys to tap into your brains. This is what I want Throw out your first few options

Give us yield talk. What's the name of this? Sing oh I'm here yielding yields in there You'll sign her. It's yield someone came up with a tiger and a yield sign to combine Larry Larry I am buying you a plane ticket out just yeah, I need to pick this brain of yours. You're brilliant Larry I mean two nouns Need to pick this brain of yours your brilliant Larry combine any two nouns

Put a yield sign on a tiger's head and then like He saved it you say uploaded at the disk like do you think you lean back? He's like this is pretty fucking good It's yield sign one of its sign itves include confusion. Yeah. Yeah, that does it. Crown. Did people respond to that one? One fire emoji. Who gave it the fire emoji? Fan them. Fan them.

Fanom's our mod. Ban. Fanom, ban yourself. Fanom! Fanom. Alright. Wait, wait, wait. feed off feed off alright wait wait wait a second a second tiger yield? thats a lie involves from yield dub

someone like piggy backed off that they're like yeah I gotta run with this not quite good but not quite there there's a second yield cat this one's spelled wrong Yield is spelled wrong Second it wasn't Larry the second

Someone saw Larry's yield tiger He's got fans now Sam Nix Wait a minute, Larry You're on to something here This is a brilliant community What have we created? Oh my god Look at that

Look at that Somebody could come up with the most clever funny thing and it will never be better than that. Oh, we're not done. I want that on a t-shirt. So bad. And so if anybody has a yield, it's a yield tiger. All right.

Kazinsky. That's just him. oh it's Jim Jim from the office head kaczynski hey Pam open your mail these guys are good look at the camera he is looking at the kids RS we got Sam Nicks coming up again oh no please don't do it Admittedly I haven't been on the discord in a while has it evolved to the air. There's like are we outside? Wait this guy said all credit to Larry please all credit to Larry I don't want listen I know the guys are gonna love this but I yeah this was Larry that inspired me oh so one's even getting involved don't have a drawing but leopard see a leopard that spots are a leprosy lesions if you Why is this that at least makes a tiny bit of sense? Yeah, and like they're like talking like should this be the final stage. They're like really oh that

Complete segments. They're cooking in here. We are on the outside of this whole podcast is founded on like an inside joke And now we are on the outside of this whole podcast is founded on like an inside joke and now we are on the outside It's evolved past us Please no this is like No enough new And like people are just like that last one's terrifying I'm like people are just like that last one's terrifying This is like if six-year-olds were intelligent enough to like communicate their thoughts

Dude I don't know what we do. I don't know what we do to correct this ship Howard oyster Afrodisiac these are whoa Oh that was made to that's doesn't needler cock Demsil is good. Tell us. Oh, that was made too. That's Demzilla. Is that a Needler cock? Demzilla's good. Tele-de-geronics. Oh yeah, he's too good. Untold. That's so sick.

That is cool. Little Sasquatch. Sure. What is that, a Sasquatch that does stand-up? Good work. Good work. Bravo. Pat yourself on the back. I wish I could have been there for that

aha Eureka moment. Wait a minute. Sasquatch has the same name as Sasquatch. That's what he said. Wait, little Sasquatch. It's the same. Trout Capone. Jesus fucking Christ. We gotta tell these guys about Darrell strawberry Shit that is good Shawn McAvoy that's so good. Okay. That's what we have exactly what we want Jewish

Yeah, Jewish and so she and make that Sean McVeigh mm-hmm that is good Say a Sam Nix That is good Say a Sam Nix Mr.. T sure pity the fool. This is that's not a That's just mr. T, and then they made it over 9,000 Dragon Ball Z joke who is that? Owen not that Owen one week ban Bo Nicks Sam Nicks again Sam step away erupt chin I kind of like I like that a lot I love I love that oh shit that were Oh shit The run the jewels guy with the jewel yes, yes it is

All right the boys are fired on all cylinders now they had to get those signed cats out of their fucking system This is last night at 7 p.m.. Oh couldn't sleep Last one from Sam Nicks whiz con and son Was con oh Wizard was erring and he has a son and has a son all right Nicks Yeah, he'll take any word yes, give Sam Nicks any word and he'll make it into dog shit pyramid It's a it's a pier in the shape of a pyramid, and it's a smoking mids. Yeah, I Think we should mod Sam Nicks personally yeah, I do too

I think I want him I need him to be a leader yeah Holy shit, well that was uh that was something it was something undeniably What else we got I have a physical fitness question for KB. Me and Rudy got into a debate yesterday. I'm the guy. Rudy, you want to preface it? Oh, it wasn't a debate.

It was me explaining somebody to move and chef Donnie. Yeah. And chef Donnie and Mooc Mooc was like taking the position of like a flat earth or where he's just like, I don't think so. What? I don't think so. What? I don't think so. Like he just wasn't, he was like, I just, that just can't be true. What was it? I was explaining to Mook that walking

is better for cardio and fat loss than running. And he couldn't fathom that. He said that if you run a mile or walk a mile, it's the same thing. Ooh. No. No, well that's wrong, but it's the same thing. Ooh. No. No. It's not quite. Well, that's wrong, but it's just much easier to walk a mile.

Yes, but the calories burn. The debate was the calories burn. If you're looking to calorie burn, Mook, you're going to want to walk on incline. Yes. It's as simple as that. That's better than running? Yes.

Well, you're not going to be able to run for too long. You're going to be able to run for what, four minutes? Thank you. Not even, yeah. Yeah, and you'll be able to walk for too long. You're going to be able to run for what? Four minutes? Thank you. Not even. Yeah. Yeah. And you'll be able to walk on incline and burn a decent like amount of calories for a long time. That just doesn't register in my brain. Well, the funniest part about it was that Luke was like, kept being like,

but running is better. Running has to be better. He moved. It's better for your endurance, but if you're, is your goal to be in better, like have better stamina or to be thinner a little bit of both Why the stamina? Yeah? Why do you want stamina so I can be good at softball soft? When do you need extra stamina than you have now to are you exhausted after softball? Yeah, I mean I run around the bases. Have you hit a triple? Yeah have and oh so yeah if you hit triples Regularly then yeah, maybe you should start running.

That was the most demeaning delivery of a sentence. Yeah. You even like rolled your wrist regularly. Oh well, in that case, yeah. Moog played one game of softball and had to take a week off. Yeah, you played on a Tuesday softball game. We didn't see you till Monday.

Yeah, yeah, I was hurt and I'm hurt again. I got hurt last night. Yeah, maybe played on a Tuesday softball game. We didn't see you till Monday. Yeah, yeah, I was hurt and I'm hurt again. I got hurt last night. Yeah, maybe just walk. You're good, you're five for seven. Yep. Or is it just really easy to get a hit and slow pitch softball? I'm hitting like doubles and-

Is there anyone on your team that you're going like three for four, two for three? Is anyone going like O for four? Malasek is walking. He's getting walked. He's not swinging at pitches. That's pathetic. Yeah, you should swing at every pitch That shouldn't be you shouldn't be allowed to get I'm going up there hacking. He's going have you struck out? No, has anybody one guy Brian? Brian struck Brian struck out

Kyle call MB and just be like hey, I think I fucked up and then what hang up Okay, MB is our she's in charge of like brands. She's a big deal. Yeah How do you spell that How do you spell that? You're crushing. You're crushing. I'm crushing. I'm Kyle Dean now by the way. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what? I got a little tipsy and I was like,

I told my girlfriend like, I'm, call me Kyle Dean now. She said, Kyle Dean. Kyle Dean. What? It made me feel cool. Kyle Dean? Kyle Dean. I don made me feel cool Kyle Dean Kyle Dean I don't have her number, it's her email Ah shit

Nevermind Fuck, you do it No No chance Wait, send Kyle her number Why Kyle Dean? I don't know, I love it I'm Kyle Dean

One word, no spaces What? Kyle Dean I thought it was like James Dean, Kyle Dean You want your name to be Kyle Dean One word no spaces what Kyle Dean I thought it was like James Dean Kyle D'Acosta Kyle D one word Kyle Dean Kyle Dean Jones wait what's your last name's Joe yeah what does he do what do you mean like is it just you but that's me yeah yeah but it does anything different about you when you're called in and did you take your cat's last name oh it's just like how Aaron James Hawk goes by AJ Hawk

So you're KD Jones, I'm Kyle Dean Call me Kyle Dean Yeah, it sounds it feels good rolling off the tongue speaking of you Alright, yeah, it sounds- it feels good rolling off the tongue. Mm-hmm. Uh, speaking of you... Your sister... Love that start. Your sister...

Put out a quiz. What member of the Bauer family are you? I got me, so it's pretty good. Really? Yeah. I think we should- I wanna do it right now and see who I get. Alright, which member of the Bauer family are you? It's dinner time. What chaotic eating habit are you displaying at the table?

Yours is food all over your face You'd be surprised look at B You're not eating because you can't eat while drinking fuck food is all over your face You ignore it no matter how many times your wife and kids. That's my dad. It's permanent food on his face That's really is it annoying annoying yeah it's obnoxious I want to go I'm gonna go crunching very loudly go to the pantry for a snack what do you grab create them great you got oh go back I'm gonna get I'm just gonna get you Other way Yeah, this should be easy kratom double Ritz is there also, oh gee now that's that's uh his mom mm-hmm

Yeah, come on. Yeah, this is now. This is self-explanatory. You're pleading a tweet. What do you say? Good God your sister knows you well too well well that sounded weird Appropriately well for a sibling yeah Worst imaginable response People should do it and let us know, what do you see in your sketches? that's it, just the you don't have a Rudy?

I spent so long on MOOC, like an entire 8 and a half hour flight I turned you into so many like things like, yeah I was a giraffe I gave you like, your head was like a peeled clementine at one point you want it Yeah, I'd love that Are you folding it? On a frame it Thank you, that's really good Kyle. I'm getting frames. I'm gonna hang up a bunch of the other ones, too

Oh hell. Yeah, yeah, we should have a Pokemon wall. Mm-hmm Mm-hmm. I'm for it Anything else boys do we want to? Actually idea for the BRGs in the discord submit the best Pokemon of the week. We hang you up. I like that Yeah, I like that a lot so winner this week Yeah, what's the winner? Is it a tie for last? It could be the worst

Yeah, let's do worst It's gotta be ETGay I forgot about ETGay How the fuck do you forget about ETGay? Not Hamron? Suffrage was good Suffrage was legitimately good But ETGay just has a

It's got that, it's got that it's got that gen s a qua yeah, there is Unless we're missing something he wearing a tank top Yeah, he's gay Correctional so got arrested in Hildurado. He's got a mustache. Yeah, he's gay. Yeah, I got the boobs are crazy far apart Are we missing out on some sort of pun no I don't think I think he just added gay tragically not I'm hoping we are yeah ET gay hanging up on the wall congratulations to Exum season I would love to do like at the end, like a compilation poster of all of these together. Okay.

How's the Wii fitness for dummies? Yeah, so I'm doing that video two hours into recording on page 40 out of like 370. It's worth it. Yeah, yeah, so that will be out. I just noticed the cover As a very fresh nubile female foot yeah New by what's new by what do you mean by nubile?

What new by like sexy is new by I mean sexy yeah, I've never knew I've never known I know is that a porn thing as well. Oh yeah yeah, do biofilms. No come on now none the wiser boys No, I guess you could yeah Yeah, but I've been I have more Wii fitness is I mean I'm more for dummies coming in a lot more But I'm wonder if anyone's ever jacked off to that foot and never got to even reading We've been for nothing I might just have to do that I'm working on a video essay. That'll be out. I want to do some more like of that YouTube style stuff. So that should be fun. Nice.

Yeah. Any other hobbies, new things? Killed my sourdough starter. What does that mean? I'm not worried about it. No. I'm moving out of the south side. Yeah, to a house.

Yeah. The yard. Yeah. So that's good. That's exciting as fuck. Yeah, it sounds like it. It sounds like, yeah. You staying in your spot? Um...

I don't know. I don't think about that. What? I enjoy it so probably. Yeah. Yeah, it has a gym, sauna, steam room. I was in the steam room the other day and I was like to the point where like, oh, I can barely take it anymore. You've been in a steam room. Like when you're at your like end, it's like the most torturous feeling. Can't breathe. So when you like you stand

up and I was thinking like the worst case scenario in life would be to be like trapped in here. Like some guy with like a weapon is like shut and I can't get out. And I was thinking. So you don't think about where you're going to live at the end of the year, but you do think about. Thinking like. I would use all my might to try to break through the glass and the matter how big or menacing or weapon yielding this man is, I wouldn't as soon as I broke through, I wouldn't be afraid of him.

Because it would just be such a relief to be out? But now I'm fighting like a knife-wielding man. Do you ever think about- I wouldn't be afraid. No. to like kind of work on you know Diminishing fear You know what I mean? Yeah Um

Thank you On that good good note. Thank you guys god bless No, no stories picture yourself trapped in the steam room So yeah, wait, so wait next time somebody has some sort of adversity picture yourself in the steam room I got jacked off to in his steam room what to mm-hmm You I've told you that story Yeah I've lived I think it was a lived this fan a naked man in the steam room with you

Yeah, he jacked off to you. How do you know it was to you? That's cocky? Yeah, he jacked off to you. How do you know it was to you? That's cocky Well, I thought I didn't think was about me either but then by the end of the story I figured I figured it out Did he say I'm jerk? I'm about to end of the story Yeah, well the end I left and then he like tracked me down and asked for my Instagram. I Said I said no all you get is Rudy. Where were you? You said no all you get is Rudy where were you? You said no all you get You're chilling in a fuck in a steam room yeah every story you tell is gay yeah Wait, and you just chilled there while he jacked off to you. Yeah, why did you leave?

But did he jack off with you or to you I was sitting in the steam room and After like I had my air pods in first time testing them out in the steam room and after like 10 minutes I get ready to leave I look up and he's just jerking off And I was you didn't notice jerking off. I don't know how long he was doing it for he could have just didn't know He's jerking off. There's I could sense it in total darkness If somebody's jerking off for you hear me out for jerking on yeah, so no no yeah for jerking off Yeah, you can hear the skin reverberating off the walls jerk. Yes. I couldn't I had air pods in your way To relax in the steam room your awareness is low. Yeah, so I didn't notice

He was jerking off, and I was like what the fuck I didn't think he was doing it about me And then he was like oh, what's your name, and I was like Rudy, and then I was like what the fuck I'm didn't think he was doing it about me. And then he was like, oh, what's your name? And I was like, Rudy. And then I was like, what the fuck? I'm leaving, left. And then I saw him out of the corner of my eye. Wait, wait, wait. So he's in, he's jacking off in the steam room. Yeah.

And then he's mid jacked off. And he said, what's your name? He says, what's your name? No, he stopped jerking off. And you were like, oh yeah, I'm Rudy. How was your name? Normal conversation. Yeah, at that point he would stop.

Well, I'm Rudy. Yeah. And then I was like, what am I doing? And then I went down left, like sprinted out of there, basically, and then he tracked me down the street. And he chased. Yeah, and he's a big fella, big fella. And then he said,

sorry about that, and I said. Sorry. And then I was. He said, my apologies. Yeah, he's like. That may have came across a little weird Yeah, yeah pounding off my hard cock was probably not the best first impression I'm yeah, I did feel a little self-conscious about what your Instagram all you get is Rudy

You like gave him a hunt yeah, I know as I walked away I was like what the fuck was you gave him a riddle not you have to earn it Honey, not only that I pointed oh I don't know what it is Rudy. I kept being accidentally gay. Yeah, huh kept on doing it I kept on being accident. I just keep on being actually gay every single day All right, God bless