A New Untold Story - Yoo He Talkin Reckless! feat. Hank & Bluttman - A New Untold Story: Ep. 393

Episode Date: April 25, 2024

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Hey, a new untold story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon Music. We cool? Yeah. All right. Three, two, one. You mean you're going to reply to what I'm going to say? No, you're just going to say, no, that's a new untold story. Yeah. Hey, is that story over told? No, baby.

It's a new untold story. I Know untold story episode. I don't have a clue. We're powerless 236 is it okay cool 36 I'm here with Hank for the first half. We're gonna have people hop in hop out, so it's a Nick and Friends episode Welcome Hank. Thanks for having me worse. Give me Hawaii Hawaii. That's sick. I know I know He said he got way too sunburned before he got there though So I think he went to a tanning bed to get a base coat, and I saw a picture of him, and he is fucking red really fucking red What's your job title?

It's big I Don't know that I have one yeah, you do it's it's like director are you well? What's your job title? It's big. I don't know that I have one. Yeah, you do. It's it's like director. Are you. Well, I it's senior vice president. Like it has like eight words. You know, vice president of content.

No, I just kind of made it up. So you say yes or no. Like do people come and pitch you content and say yes or no. You you say yes or no to stuff. Right. I just kind of made it up. So you say yes or no. Like, do people come and pitch you content and say yes or no? You say yes or no to stuff, right? I just try and get stuff sold, basically. I try and I try and come up with bigger ideas for the company to get it sold.

And if people come up to me with ideas, I will take that idea and then try and give it to the sales team to get sold. What is what I'm not the one that's like, you know, yes or no. What's your have you ever said no to any hit rate right now? What do you mean? Like like a Nicky Smokes idea? Yeah, yeah.

Or it's like, well, that's where Dave, I mean, Dave's, you know, the classic speech where he was like, just use your cell phone. Yeah, it's easy to be like, we can do this if it gets sold. If it doesn't get sold, do it on your own, which people that just won't do. They just won't. Yeah, that makes sense. What it's easy to be like, oh, yeah, just, just you know what do you mean? What's it his hit rate? What's your hit rate because like you do you Hank one? I want to say you're very talented. You're very handsome. Thanks for me I really like you. Thanks. All right the glazing is it's he's just are you gonna pitch him an idea?

But I want to know what your hair it is cuz mini golf great awesome Hank Lockwood production You know some of the golf stuff like what's your hair like what idea has someone come to you? I'm in like Hank. I got this idea. Is there what's your hit rate? Are you? What's been your biggest flop actually that's a better question. Yeah, because I think the film fest is gonna be a hit I don't know if the movies are gonna be good, but I know behind this like I just watched hours like the timeline I'm like wait this this blows. I think yeah, I mean I don't behind this like I just watched hours like the timeline. I'm like wait this this blows I think yeah, I mean I don't want to like I the effort was great Everyone tried really hard and that I think is the most important thing

Yeah, and the behind the scenes will be funny I think if you equated you know the experience that the directors and writers have and you know the time that people had to do it it would basically be equivalent to like a Sophomore or junior in like film college where there's some experience and they kind of know what they're doing But that's the quality of what people are gonna be watching which I think will still be funny and there will be funny moments From it. Yes, the actual Standalone films are not going to be they need to be accompanied with the behind the scenes festival quality. No Heavens no, but that's kind of the funny part of it. Yes. Yeah, I think the humor will come from the

amateurism of it I think our our my group's movie is gonna be sort of the opposite where the cameras we used and the quality of the shots And like the visuals of it are going to be incredible and the Substance of the movie is going to be awful so that you it's a music video. Yes, okay. That's cool though. It's not I rewatched hours, and it's like somebody filmed a play on a fucking Motorola razor really Yeah, that's and there's a lot of things in hindsight again I think it's that will be funny in its own right but No one spent in the budget and we shouldn't just people should have just five thousand dollars in one day is fucking insane I don't people should just hired people like I thought of it two days ago when I was taking a shit like after I was

Watching some of the footage from facility. I was like you didn't have to say you were taking a shit We should have taken the budget and just hired a lighting guy to actually make like yeah It's a movie because that's something we don't really realize how Much time and effort goes in the lighting we should have a budget and hired writers No, but hammer and actors we rented lights and just stuck the lights on like alright start like yep Whereas if you have a lighting person who's like oh, what is the that's on the mood of the scene you're thinking we were at a studio Ours looks like I don't know but we had a studio as well, but ours kind of still looks like a play. Oh, really?

Yeah, but it's in a cool way. The studio we rented out, the bathroom there, it was one of the worst bathrooms. It had blunt guts everywhere. Really? Everywhere. Oh, Kyle said it was like an underground rap music video. We went to a place where Chance the Rapper shot a music video.

Really? Yeah. So it sucks. Yeah. We did a sex scene in Donnie's apartment while his wife was asleep. You had a naked lesbian. A naked lesbian. That's cool. She was the man.

You rented a naked lesbian? Yes, 200 bucks. The lesbian, but then she took her clothes off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she knew she was getting naked um I Have just some really quick ideas to pitch to you Podcast wise or is the podcast rush boom over oh yeah

Yeah, but like the Pat Bev show has blown up, and it's like rown paired with an athlete works really well the clips go crazy so I have Podcasts With athletes that I could pitch to you if you want to say yes or no to him sure okay? This dude crazy and that's with me and AJ Brown The column this dude crazy with three wise Okay, what's the what's the what's the it's me and AJ Brown kind of yucking it up. I can move on to the next one.

Uh, where'd y'all even find this boy? And that's with me and Rashad Bateman. Who is... The wide receiver for the, for the, for the Ravens. Why him? I just thought me and him, me and him yucking it up would be funny. Okay, alright. I also have Yo, He Talkin' Reck reckless. That's with me in Cortland Sutton I like that one. Yeah, I like that one a lot. Okay, so let's move on

Let's try to sell yo he talking reckless. That's me in Cortland Sutton. I think that would be good Bust in a white sock that's with Ryan leaf and white socks Dave Like that, okay So have you ever seen on baseball or football there? I think they're just talking failure. Yeah They're something they're both now. I Think I'll be great um Have you ever seen parent trap where it Lindsay Lohan plays two yep of the bits? It's just one person playing two people so this is the a podcast

Where it's one person playing both of the people on the podcast. Okay. And this is retards with Will and Will Compton. I like that a lot. Yeah, because he's a parcel employee and an athlete. Yeah, and he loves that that word is back, so he'll say that word. Thank God. Yeah. This one's not an athlete.

This is people in serious, serious gambling debt debt and they go in with Joey Kamasta and they tell them their story and Joey decides if he wants to lend them money. It's called Home Alone. That's I like the name. All right. This one. This one's called I ran over a man with my NASCAR, and that's just a Tony Stewart show Because I don't think he's doing anything right. I don't know he might be on the Dale the Dale jr. Network maybe not, but if we want to pair him with somebody we can pair him with Che and just call it bad drivers Like that okay, and then just these are non podcasts these are video

I'm just thinking these in terms of the clips and like some of these clips would pop I know like the will show would pop yeah I don't know the the home alone might might have some some issues from from the higher up sure But Tony Stewart clips would pop Tony Stewart clips would go crazy And it's just like the podcast being called I killed a man with my NASCAR Maybe a Jim Bohime Jim Beheim on his first yes, or who was the was a chip Kelly that killed a boy Matthew Broderick Kelly Matt Oh, yeah, no, no, but a chip Kelly made a guy go up on like the windy day, right was that Brian Kelly Brian Kelly? I know yeah, it's just all coaches that are it's all it's all dudes that have killed young boys. Yeah Pretty good Marcus Alonso Danny Heatley

Athletes Okay, these are video ideas. Okay. Filming Mincy at a dinner with somebody who doesn't know English and only speaks Japanese. Yes. Okay, cool. Sold.

Fake mascot. We have somebody in a fake mascot suit, very absurd, like kind of like Clemmer as the hockey puck, and we go to tailgates and try to convince people that it's just a real mascot for the team. Yes. Cool. The voice, but for interns. So we're all sitting behind and we decide our interns

by them, they're pitching behind us. I like that idea. You guys, when we did the Yak Idol, you guys were kind of, which is fair. It's not, you know, it was a fair takeaway. It was like actually judging people and giving them jobs Yeah On a reality show was kind of a lot

Well, so I have Barstowaito again, but the competitors have to have under 1,000 followers I like that Okay Wait, so with the intern Intern voice We're all facing the other way And they're just talking and are you interviewing them? We're interviewing them with their pitching ideas. They're doing comedy

anything anything to get our attention and You like if you hit the button you approve so I would think the next episode would be us looking at them silently And then we look at them and they do something physical and then we shoot we like rank them So it's and we use every one of our senses and then in one of them you blindfold them all the senses Yeah, we're picking our interns based off of just using one sense at a time so like one episode we're tasting them The guys will do that yeah Okay So a football stream

Like with a mega fan so Jerry, but it's after the game. We lock him in a room while the games going on He has no phone, but after the game we print off the play-by-play, and he has to read the game on stream That would be a great great punishment. Yeah, okay um That's actually that's actually all I have I mean the videos are those are all home runs. Yeah. Yeah, okay? I have a video you have a video idea. I mean the videos are, those are all home runs. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. I have a video. You have a video idea? I would like to present this. Hank Swab.

Okay. For one week, I start producing part of my take. For one week, me and Hank trade apartments. Whoa! And paycheck! For one week, me and Hank trade women on our rosters. Whoa! And for one week, me and Hank trade credit cards.

Mine doesn't work, so good luck You guys should switch lives what yeah, what's the cut what content comes out of that? Now my no cameras. I just kind of live well for a week and you I do think swapping jobs for everybody taking a different job A bar stool for a week would be good a day. Yeah And then all the producers but like imagine me and courtland Sutton talking about like that whole week like I'm talking fucking Crazy, and he's like holy shit. Yeah, I mean that's just the one I think reckless I think that one popped off the screen just cuz I think the name like you guys would have to talk crazy Yeah, live up to the name. Did you just hear what Nikki and Corbin?

Yeah, like I would talk like oh, yeah, we managed to get talking crazy. Just drop a new clip This has to be talking reckless. Yeah Oh, that's that's an in yo he talking reckless Okay, I'm confusing them no, I'm pretty sure that this dude crazy with me and AJ Brown Where'd y'all even find this boy was with Rashad babe has me shot and then uh yo He talking reckless with me and Cortland Sutton who in the in the words y'all find this boy. Who is the boy me? Who's the I'm the boy have to say some I'm talking right every episode well

I would be almost like Cortland Sutton's mouthpiece like I would say what he's thinking, but he couldn't get in trouble That's kind of what that's kind of a little bit of a pat pat exactly But I think we yeah, just if we need another one me and Cortland All right This adds audio only and it's not on YouTube so that means only the fucking stoners listening to it on the podcast version on Spotify or Amazon or Apple Or audible maybe I don't know or Yahoo are listening to this Three Chi three cheese the premier place for cannabis products just launched a new line of true strain vapes and gummies

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Is that all the senses you could make everyone blind for one and just put them in a room And see what yeah, I'll cook a meal. Yeah, that would be taste. It's important part of the I mean That's important part of being an intern right? Yeah fetching meals meals Yeah, it's weird like over. You know I don't When we first started and we hired people like Billy and and and Julie football and stuff it was like who gives a shit This is funny like let's just bring them in as an intern. You know I can't do that anymore. I think people See like an internship as part of my take is like all like this huge media Podcasts and sports and like it's a big opportunity And you get the serious people that want to like make the most out of the opportunity where it's like we just kind of want

Wait is that what you want? No, we don't know that's what I'm saying We just want like a freak, but it's like you almost need a you almost need two intern slots One person's hired for the freak ones the professional we don't even want the professional. That's the thing though It's just yeah people it but I understand the scale of like if we offered someone that position they house you want the intern To do more harm than good kind of yeah when we hired Billy it was like he lived down the street That was like a huge huge part of it like he literally ran to the interview and then I gave him like I interviewed him We were interviewing So like someone to work with me that actually do production which ended up being bubba and then the next day

We were interviewing like big cat and pft or interviewing content people Billy came in the first day to interview for behind the scenes And what yeah, I can do like photoshop and shit, and I that's not true at all No, I would just interviewing them. I was like this kid is ridiculous, and he was like where do you live? He's like down the street. I was like come back tomorrow for the content interview I had I like lost my remote or broke my remote from my apartment I had to replace it and he was there like a couple hours early and I was like here take this remote go to Best Buy and like just get a replacement or something I because there was like ten people doing interviews I was like

shuffling them in and out and Billy was gonna be later so I knew he had the time I like brought to game the remote brought someone into meet big cat and PFT like I went upstairs came downstairs Maybe five minutes later like this was Best Buy that was like on 23rd So I was like not far, but you know I'd done the walk. It's like a 10-minute. Yeah, you go in the store 10-minute walk back Maybe 10 minutes I come back downstairs Billy's like out of breath in the second floor I was like did you get lost like now here you go. He finished. Billy's like out of breath in the second floor. I was like, did you get lost? I know here you go. He finished he's like I ran And they just printed I was like, all right. Yeah, like you're you're in like that. That's big. Yeah, that's that's it

So for people that want to work at Barstool rank these traits Vicinity to the office Obesity or disfigurement. Dumb talent. Let's do dumb absurd. There is a working at Barstool or interning at Barstool, because there is definitely an element of like

people that are content people that you expect to be like somewhat self-sufficient. Yeah. But then there's people that are like, you know essentially like a Extension of a show to help that show. Okay, let's say intern because intern season is coming up proximity office Is one is one?

I Guess talent Is it a big gap Obese I'm not that's the kind of Dave's thing. I like I like obesity slash what I like you into I like a Rational confidence or like former athletes or like like Max is a perfect example of like yeah He's you know people make fun of him for being fat, but he was an athlete and he's like He will do stuff. You know he likes to be athletic

But he's just out of shape and old okay. He has that confidence. That's like If I just trained everyday like I could be in the pros. Let's add delusion. Yeah, that's high. That's probably too proximity power gap delusion Alright so for all those college kids Stop drop out and lose your mind. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and that's the that's the biggest takeaway Yeah, it's just like a right place right time thing. Yeah, I think yeah the people that are like in College studying for sports media and like want to be a sports media career. It's like realistically like it's not what what we're looking for okay yeah which is kind of hard to find but you just know when you see it what's been have you ever whiffed on like somebody thought would be huge we've had a couple I mean

behind the scenes people that I've brought in that just didn't work out that was that was on me I don't really get super involved in like the talent you had an interview just now right he was good I think yeah, he was really good. Are those more buttoned up Those are more. I mean now because now we have Barcellas has gotten bigger has basically weeded out You know it makes my job way easier because I don't like when I had to Go through the emails and then weed people out and then do the Interviews all on my own. It's like there are some duds that have come through that process. Yeah now we have an actual like

People that will go through all the applications then they do an interview and then by the time it gets to me or like Cory it's like it's been vetted. Yeah to the point where it's like this person's good You should talk to them and usually it is like usually they are good like that person was very This person's good. You should talk to them and usually it is like usually they are good like that person was Very qualified and like would fit in here. I think so it's like that by the time nowadays It's not you're not gonna get any it's like real wild Proof the system they really did yeah, so big cat said the best way to be successful here is to be a good hang Do you agree with that? Good hang and just being at being around

Good hangs definitely a big big part of it though. Yeah, but not not not vicinity vicinity is number one Not for an answer we're talking in yeah, we're talking There's definitely a difference between like people that are gonna. Just be you know yeah an intern or someone Your foot in the door if you want to be a content person here. I think you have to be like If you're your foot in the door if you want to be a content person here, I think you have to be like Independent self-sufficient and like want to do it on your own and not need as much direction or like like you have your own Vision and bars look and help You know expand that or like give you resources to blow that up But like some if you come here and are expecting like someone's gonna give me the formula and tell me what to do to be

Successful like that's not gonna happen. Yeah, you me what to do to be successful like that's not gonna happen Yeah, you just have to Do it on your own and we can help but like my first week. I was like Kyle like what are we supposed to do? He's like yeah, man Yeah, we have I mean the the whatever we have a girl who came through tick-tock that Dave hired That's gonna move here in the summer and she I talked to her this week, and she's like so what do I do? and I was like Dave's your boss like he's got a report to you'll you'll never have a

Meeting with him like he'll never actually like give you a status update And you know you'll come in and just kind of do your thing like it was you'll do meetings with guys Yeah, like me at ing But other than that yeah, it's just like you know But she has a big social media following like she's on the on the right path so it's like just kind of keep doing what you're doing and we'll try and Put you in stuff that gets old and like stuff like the bigger office ideas and like put you positions that way but also like I'm not your boss, and you're just supposed to like I saw some of her clips me and Sutton are going to eat her

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Well, I've been using my apartments gym. What? You're lying Kyle Bauer are you a your apartment is a gym Yeah, Luke you remind me that last night. Oh, you didn't even know he started asking me about all the amenities I was like oh, yeah, I think we have a pool. Do you have anything on your walls? Me about all the amenities as well. Yeah, I think we have a pool. Do you have anything on your walls? No, remember we were talking knickknacks. Oh, yeah the bottom of the like TV show you have your top spin tennis balls Yep, yep. Yep. Yep speaking to Kyle. Yeah speaking to Kyle. He sent us an update from Hawaii. None of us have seen this First of all when I was on vacation. I didn't talk to you guys. He just sent us a two-minute video two and a half

Yeah, he texted me. He was like yeah, I got something for you. Can you put it in the episode? I said yep, so we did not ask for this no You want to rip it yes rip it Audio test Hawaii Hawaii Yes rip it. Yes rip it. Audio test Hawaii Hawaii. Alright day zero and listen I knew that Hawaiian ultraviolet was going to try to get me right out the gate so I beat him to it. I let the bootleg beds at Planet Fitness fry me up decent and now we got a good base. Bags packed. Listen bags packed so damn tight the handle burst off yeah that's

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haha oh fuck yeah kyle Oh Fuck yeah Kyle. Oh my god Is really good at drawing First of all, he looked dude the infinity pool got buzzed and beyond at the infinity pools a bar Yeah, that is Takashi mook is insane You made the baby puke go back to the mook drawing that was The thing is he's done multiple Fuck yeah, and then he threw a thirst trap just in the the montage. Yeah, you had a couple. Yeah, I mean a lot. Yeah

Do you know he's having the time of his life he deserves this Where's this the one of him like walking towards the camera? What is that a seal it's a still picture Pick is that a seal? Sad wait Man I'm glad he's having fun. It doesn't look a blast Unbelievable He lost a size-up competition the guy had 3d tattoo Did I couldn't keep up with half the shit he was saying

Good for Kyle I'm happy for a man No, but we're here with with Liam Blutman and you have something to share with us that you've been hiding from us Blutman and you have something to share with us that you've been hiding from us Who cares anymore I can't outdo that I think you can oh nope it's over KB wins again No another KB wins again a common KB dub no no no no no no no no no What is your what? May I sent it to MOOC but MOOC can't spoil anything or else I'll be mean You sent me two timestamps. Yeah, you're gonna do the first timestamp first the second timestamp last Don't don't move cats would have gone out of order don't spoil it so I just would have went up in chronological order

Do not like Well don't look at the screen if it's gonna spoil it okay, I'm not Close your eyes We'll just look we'll cut this dead air out no we won't okay full screen if you can He's bossy all right All right If that's why I gave you 1741

Could ruin everything move we're not looking but I weren't that works. Okay. Here we are. Open your eyes Do we need audio don't read the title?, we need audio need audio. It's a crazy question I don't know with you. I don't know what we're doing right Yeah, mate, what's under your gun me Yeah, so we've arrived to the scene okay yep any background any context no just watch just watch we're just gonna watch I'm gonna be quiet volume because we fall from trees that are both short and tall many leaves tumble and fall Liam and Tristan are having no child actor

Is that you in the grus scarf? I might be pretty sick with it. Oh my god, dude, you're crushing What show is this Let's say in the show. What is this? Baby know it all. Well, what is baby know it all? I don't remember. Obviously. Look at you! Oh my god! Wait, why are you taking him out?

What are you doing? No! No! No! Liam! No! Naughty! Uh oh. What's Liam doing? Look at that pail. Are you wearing Timba?

He's holding the bucket. Are you wearing Timbalands? I don't know, guys. The pair of eyes was... Big scrocking....make a lot of noise. Yeah, he's holding the bucket? Are you wearing Timbaland's? I don't know guys Yeah, he's in the Tim's who's the kid who's your friend? Oh you hated that dude, or did you like it? Wonder what Tristan's up to what was this baby know it all what's baby know it all like

Babies things was this like a VHS fall. This was fall I don't know. Those boots talked. Good job, boys. That's the hosts? Yeah, the boots talked. Yeah, that was it for that one. Yeah, that was- You were a child actor? That's pretty good.

That was all improv too. Were you paid? Do you have credits? Yeah, do you get residual checks? Parents probably cash the checks? Yeah, as well as I know the business obviously sure is mark marks holding out on you. Maybe yeah, I I mean The acting was pretty good. It was good you well you took the leaves out of the but you did the one thing You couldn't do actually you sucked

Dude you were dog shit, and you were and you did not like the wind. Yeah, the wind fucked you up. You did not like the wind. You took the leaves out of the bucket, didn't like the wind. You should have been fired. Oh, I never got another gig. No, no, that was my only thing. You look up what baby know it all is.

It's like it's this. It's like you can't you can't comment on the YouTube video either. Restricted comments. It's an educational short's this, it's like you can't comment on the YouTube video either, restricted comments. It's an educational short. Yeah, sure. I'm gonna assume that they've recreated them over and over again, but whatever year this was is probably the best one. Yeah. 2004 it first came out.

Maybe I was in the first, no. I was not six there. Yeah, you were six. That was in the first. No, I was not six there. Yeah, you were six. That was you at six. That was not me at six. Oh, man. What does one three one? Yeah, but I was three.

Oh, probably two. I was probably two. That was your tour. I turned three. OK, that now that's you at six. You're 13 No, you hated that I kind of the scarf. It's a big-ass scarf You're that wardrobe your legs look fake. Yeah

Okay, really thanks man. They do. I'm sorry. They just look fake well The leaves were real and so What was the second time stamp? This show is sponsored by better help It can be easy to ignore our social battery and spread ourselves too thin Especially with social gatherings and picking up after the winter you're gonna feel obligated to go out. You're gonna feel rundown You're gonna get that the pre summer blues Luckily better helps there for easy therapy, somebody to always talk to, give you the self-awareness you need to build a social life

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Second time stamp close your eyes close your eyes, please All right ignore this kid who knows what he's up to Stephen Che Liam That's not me Rudy. You can open your eyes. Okay. It's not me That's not me. Rudy, you can open your eyes. Oh, okay. It's not me. That's... you can play it. That is not me. That would be so funny if they gave that kid eyes.

That's right. You have two ears. Oh! You were... yo, you were cheeks? You were cheeks! Dude, you were cheeks! I was cheeks. Look at those cheeks. Red were cheeks, dude. You were cheeks. I was cheeks. That was lucky. Look at those cheeks. Red.

Oh my God. That looks like a Tyler the Creator album. Yeah, it does. Wait, yeah, that looks, wait, Cheeks would be a, wait, screenshot that and put it in a square and just put it in next to Tyler the Creator albums. That just looks like a Tyler the Creator album. That is so hard.

Thanks, guys. Cheeks by Tyler the Creator. Really so hard. Thanks guys cheeks by Tyler the creator Really good call really good call. He loves redheaded dudes. Okay, play. Let's see cheeks Where are your cheeks? Where are they? Yeah, dude No, all right your nose that was that was my two scenes can we talk about that no That's crazy your two scenes that's a crazy move you crushed you crushed

Go to Tyler creator album covers You were cute kid. Yeah, you were man. You had the same haircut as the youngest on full house He had a weird like not weird, but it was yeah It was shape weird also as a Ben mince in college. Yes. Oh, thank you, Luke dude It fits in with all of these aesthetic like vibe wise Yeah Yeah, wait and Yeah, just put the goblin text over it. No. He doesn't even need to true cheeks does work

Cheeks does work. Yeah, it looks exactly Look up the tile. There's a t-shirt that he had with a redheaded kid. I think his name is like Lucas Lucas That was on an odd future thing. Yeah, so look up. It was just the album cover Look up Lucas. We just scale that down and put it over like the bottom right one Yeah, yeah You could ask which one of these isn't a Cheeks Yeah, yeah, yeah You could ask which one of these isn't a Cheeks which one of these isn't a Tyler the Creator album yeah

That's all right look up Lucas odd future. Yeah, that's this could be Blotman No, no way my name's Liam No, no, he was an album cover. Yeah, they did that. They made his shirt on a shirt with him. Yeah. Damn, so you did get another gig. You lied. Well, was that the same day? Probably same day. Yeah, I can't really retain that information. With your dad and showbiz, did you ever want to be an actor? No, I, I, Lukey flared with the whole acting thing, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've got ice cream, and I just walk in the background of the scene, way in the background, and I drop my ice cream, and I look down at the ground, super disappointed, and just sulk,

sulk out of frame. You have the personality for like a guy that would drop his ice cream. You were perfect for that role. I know! Why doesn't Markie Blutman see the vision? And then like most people who watch who are watching? Aren't gonna notice me in the background, but there's a select few that are it's gonna take away from whatever

Whatever scene it's in yeah Yeah, but that's that's what like what what job have you what was your first dream job? And I fell for an office or something okay, there's the season Is the season of NFL front Have you ever worked like a like a real job like a retail mookie? No, I can't do that I Had a internship with the big three Wait, so did you meet ice cube? I?

You know me and cube real close real tight cube and I we go way back actually He doesn't know my name but he does maybe remember that at one of our camps because we did youth camps for kids and sometimes he would come and show Up and he spelled his Gatorade. Oh, that's embarrassing else what flavor Gatorade orange Mm-hmm who else but to go get him a paper towel to clean it up He cleaned it up himself, but you gave him the towel his security guards clean it up Okay, but you gave the security guards the paper towel. Yeah, that's pretty fucking awesome. Yeah That's a cool cube interaction. Yeah, no you can't call him cube. Okay shit

You gotta call my ice come on. Where's the respect ice cube? Yes Was that your inspiration for the ice cream oh You saw a cube drop something you're like wow that was no no no, Lukey kid test. I've wanted this for years I Wanted I was a strange kid like an elementary school. I was obsessed with being a hotel manager I wanted to be a strange kid like an elementary school. I was obsessed with being a hotel manager I wanted to be a hotel manager so bad And then I'd be kind then no I was I was too I was before that I were early and then uh then I was obsessed with shit poop and shit and hum cool, man Yeah, and so I wanted to work at like the shit plant and so my dad was city manager at the time

He was like I got to get this kid out of because I used to have this fake turd that I would put on a sandwich And like take bites of in public to like freak people out Yeah, it's my dad was city manager so he got me a private tour of like the water of sanitation where all the shit goes the vats of shit and Was walking around and he was like this is finally gonna like break him and it made me more obsessed. What the fuck? Yeah, what happened to you? And then I talked about this on the podcast before. I had this flip camera. And I had this character I played named Dr. Poop.

And I would go into the woods and find different animal poop and just talk about it. I was a weird kid. Yeah, that's an odd fixation. Yeah. I thought poop was so funny. Still is. Brown stinks.

That sounds like a flashback scene in like mind hunter. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I know man, and so I don't know I don't like it now now. I'm like poop averse Yeah, you have trouble pooping. I don't I lie in the seat in my own apartment you build a nest in your own apartment Yeah, that's a Used to be a germaphobe after the poop I used to bring my own silverware to restaurants and Like glass why we're just do plastic Forks and stuff I like liked my own. I didn't I was yeah, I didn't like the way like plastic felt Yeah, fuck man. Oh, no

This is the first time I've ever like that shit out, huh, sorry yeah, that's like a some you tell your therapist Yeah, I wanted to something you tell your therapist. Yeah. I want him to work at a poop plant. I was obsessed with poop. So when I talked about playing with my own poop on the YAK. I never touched poop. You kept your mouth shut. I never touched poop.

You never touched it. I would draw turds, but then I was like, oh, I still have to draw some dicks for you guys. Or I could find like my old, yeah, whatever. Whatever. Yeah, I wanted to die in space. I didn't get invited to a, yeah, whatever. Whatever. Yeah, I wanted to die in space. I didn't get invited to a lot of birthday parties. No.

You what? I wanted to, when I was a kid, I wanted to die in space. I wanted to die a heroic death in space. A heroic death? Because in my head. Die a cowardly death in space. You can do it. How?

Like accidentally poop related if you accidentally. No, you can't be a coward in space. You have to be brave to go To space I wanted to die in space you could You could cowardly die in space because you're going the space to like defeat Something like the monsters or something and then you see them and you get scared of them And then you die in space and you're a coward or if there's like a spider on the rocket ship and you're screaming I mean Matt Matt Damon cowardly died in space. Oh, yeah coward. Or if there's like a spider on the rocket ship and you're screaming, jumping out.

Matt Damon cowardly died in space. Oh, yeah, in Interstellar. He was a bad guy. Bad guy. How so? But then he heroically lived in space in The Martian. True. So he tit for tat.

He did, yeah. But I only wanted to do it because I was like, that's just like the unanimous, coolest death. Like, I wanted to have a death that no one could top. So that's why I wanted to die in space. We talked about this on the yak for a little bit, but shout out to a Grandpa Blutman former patriarch of the Blutman fam it says BRG on his urn which is a Stanley Cup There's one guy who has a BRG tattoo

Legend and I told him I'd do it. I have just I don't have the money to get a BRG tattoo right now Italy set you back Italy set me back new apartment set me back. Oh Oh shit, you put the down the deposit first month last month security broken rec you yeah So that and then this are two Wow moments, yeah, I don't know what kind of Wow Just just wow more of a shock mm-hmm So beautiful this man's forever resting place has a line that Kyle said in the jello museum on it Which is really cool, man. Mm-hmm. Did he ever did he fight in wars?

No more of a mafia guy. Oh really yeah, we we believe Got it well now. He's resting on our recording device Aaron with two A's Next work roll call glass must have been great for him Let's get it right over with me and Luke are pretty certain that he was out there kicking in the mob or something Something mafia mob adjacent, and that's why they moved from Newark, New Jersey to Montreal, Canada. Oh, Blumman isn't really a a mob name, is it? Jewish. Yeah. Yeah. The Jewish mob. Yeah.

Yeah. But yeah, restaurant background. What? Restaurant background. restaurant background What Restaurant background Him yeah, okay, but it was it a Jewish not the bloodman name Well still restaurant background for the blotman name, but what's the blotman restaurant that he had a restaurant in? Montreal that we connected the the. Oh, you found out. OK, with I own.

Oh, yeah, we knew that. Yeah. Yes, exactly. Thank you, Mook. Mook and Grabs are tight. Yeah, like, is there a Jewish mob? Yes. Really? Oh, yeah. Myers Lansky, OG New York mob. Wow. Yeah. There was a saying that P.

Diddy got all of his swag from the Jewish mob. Really? What do you mean? His what? Like the blackmailing, the sexual extortion was originated by the Jewish mob. OK, yeah. But I would never solely. Mr. Blutman, like that.

Yeah, thank you. It's only speculation There's plenty of Jewish mobs out there could be well specialized in a wide variety of of illegal activities Yeah, of course yeah, why Stanley Cup? He won the Stanley Cup last year as a gold knight. Mm-hmm Yep, but he's also a Canadians fan. We as in Montreal. Okay, but you know stuff happens you move Facts. Yep, Liam. Do you remember child acting at all? No, that was That gets shown to you a few years later by by your mother and your father and then you're like, wow Thanks for making me do that. Yeah, and then one day you decide if the new one told fellows need

Emergency thing this is this is good for them. I Think it was decent, but I remember none of it as a You're a fan of like smaller schools right yeah and small smaller school sports teams As a you're a fan of like smaller schools, right? Yeah and smaller school sports teams and Blutman is a Jewish last name. Did you ever follow that really good Jewish basketball player from yeshiva University yeshiva University? Uh I forget his name, but I was cognizant of him for a minute. Yeah. Yeah, that team was a powerhouse

Yeah, I forget his name thing. He was I thought he was going maybe he tried to make it to the NBA He was on the Pistons g-league team he was in Detroit You help you help The first orthodox juice selected the g-league draft then there was he was what were they calling him oh? Yeah, I Want that Jersey well that there was another player? Well, he looks like somebody yeah There's another player how we from bench warmers. I don't know

Does he does he only make bank shots? And free throws? What was his nickname? He had an awesome, Jewish Larry Bird. That's so awesome. That's the least clever nickname in the world. They could have just said Larry Birdstein. It was like the Jewish one Larry Bird Jewish. I'm the Jewish Larry Bird That's the best nickname in the world

There's gotta be There's a baseball player that got drafted very high last year, I believe, or two years ago that is also Orthodox Jewish. And like, yeah, he needs a better nickname. The way. What is he? The Jewish big poppy? Yeah, dude. He's the Jewish, uh Jewish the Jewish Sandy Kofax. Wow. Jacob Steinberg. Who was the greatest Jewish athlete?

Sandy Kofax. Kofax. Probably, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. AJ Dylan's Jewish, Amari Stoudemire, and I'm already go way back big three. Oh, yeah How so you spell something? No, he didn't you know just few of these Ryan Braun. Oh, these are well they The chosen people have good-ass players We're going to call Ryan Terrell the kosher mamba. I think that's better. I like that a lot better.

Yeah, I like that a lot better. Jewish Larry Bird is remarkably uncreative. That's that's that's the vanish queue of basketball. Yes. Yes. Well, I haven't once stopped thinking about vanish queue Where are we playing racquetball players on the year? I mean there's some too low ranked of guys MOOC. I need you to submit a Submission submitted submission to this list with Liam Blutman Little League as one of the players here. OK, because I think I

deserve that at this point. Yeah. Thanks. What kind of player were you? The best. Whoa. Nice. No, really good fielder, really good bunter top best bunter in the state of Nevada. No biggie. Damn Through a knuckle cutter when I pitched I I Beamed the kid once and he thought it was on purpose. It obviously wasn't he stared me down Was he stared me down? I started laughing at him You know Kind of hit for power never hit a home run I've never done anything athletic in organized sports and that had to have broken my dad

Yeah Only winning our my roller hockey team the only win is when I was in goal you were his little poop boy I was a little poop boy picture I'm coming back in the living room being like I try to put a football in his hands But he just wants to I couldn't I don't dude it was insane. He's playing with his poop and Then I got really hyper fixated on claymation, and then I was claymation for two row I'm with you on that I would make them walls and grommet. I love walls and run. I love mr.. Bill Yeah claymation fucking rocks. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I

wonder kind of poop like That is yeah Similar consistency yeah, you probably thought it was pooping no no no no no no man Anything else boys? No, that's I feel like ass dude a monkey boy comes out this weekend. What no, I'm fucking joking Damn holy shit. Yeah, all right. God bless