Acquisitions Anonymous - #1 for business buying, selling and operating - Buying a Cold DM Business? Watch This First

Episode Date: January 9, 2026

In this episode the hosts roast an Instagram mass‑DM SaaS deal pitched on Acquire.com, tearing into its tiny revenue, questionable value proposition, platform‑risk exposure, and why it’s probably not worth buying.Business Listing – https://app.acquire.com/startup/KyPEOStFQyc5IElJIxbZfkbeWnE3/VRURAPXgQl3oGbimEwyP?utm_medium=email&_hsenc=p2ANqtz-9PQ_NffkgAJrVAnAt7GRNQAS61UOlqqm9Pj6fEzkwirlwcj5NUB6UdXSTHBZs7yK96zJUPq16CTLeJSDcOBm3jGYePVg&_hsmi=394180933&utm_content=394180933&utm_source=hs_emailWelcome to Acquisitions Anonymous – the #1 podcast for small business M&A. Every week, we break down businesses for sale and talk about buying, operating, and growing them.💰 Sponsored by:Viso Business Capital — Get the right SBA loan tailored to your acquisition needs with Heather Endresen’s firm. Sign up for a free live Q&A on SBA loans at https://www.visocap.net and click “Zoom Sign Up” in the top-right corner.Go High Level – The all-in-one sales and marketing platform built for agencies and entrepreneurs. Automate, manage, and grow your business at https://www.gohighlevel.comThis week on Acquisitions Anonymous, the hosts open with some light banter about cold weather vibes and injury stories before diving into a deal that might be right up someone’s wheelhouse: an Instagram mass‑DM automation software targeted at agencies and small businesses. With an asking price of $235,000 — roughly 5.9× profit and 4.6× revenue — the tool claims 25% year‑over‑year growth, 80% margins, and the ability to send “unlimited personalized” DMs at scale. Sounds spicy — until the panel starts slicing it apart.Key Highlights:- Instagram DM outreach SaaS asking $235,000, with ~$51K TTM revenue.- Tiny scale: ~100–250 customers, ~$3.5K/mo revenue, ~$2.7K/mo profit.- Competes in a crowded, low‑barrier space with low switching costs.- Major platform risk — could be shut down by Instagram at any time.- Hosts emphasize better strategies: niche positioning or “done‑for‑you” services.Subscribe to weekly our Newsletter and get curated deals in your inboxAdvertise with us by clicking here Do you love Acquanon and want to see our smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. Do you enjoy our content? Rate our show! Follow us on Twitter @acquanon Learnings about small business acquisitions and operations. For inquiries or suggestions, email us at [e-mail]

Welcome to Acquisitions Anonymous. Today's deal was very exciting. It involved Instagram, direct messages, and universal agreement by everybody about how we felt about this deal. So me, Heather and Mills had a great time. I think you will too.

Here's the episode. We'll set acquisition anonymous. Hello, another episode of Acquisitions Anonymous. We don't have 100% beers anymore. And thumbs downing on just the plus inventory. Hi, Heather here. When I'm not breaking down deals with these guys, I'm helping people get the right SBA loans for their business acquisitions. Because when you're

buying a business, the best financing isn't one size fits all. There's the best rate, fastest to close, the specific loan structure that you need, or a little of all of those things. That's why my company, Vizzo Business Capital, works with over 30 different lenders to find you the best funding in less time and with less friction, so you can focus on the deal. Sign up for a free live Q&A session on SBA loans at Vizzocap.net, then click Zoom sign up in the top right corner. That's V-I-S-O-C-A-P dot net and click Zoom sign up. Heather, you're wearing a turtleneck today. Is it like below 70 degrees in Southern California? Not even cold. It's like a little chilly in my house. And so, you know, I never turned the heat on. So I just put it. Yeah, I look like I'm in the winter, but it's not cold. No, it's nice.

You're just channeling your winter vibes. It's like 31 in Columbia today. So thank you. Oh, that's cold. Yeah. Are you in a t-shirt? Because I can't fit a jacket over my claw. So what's going on with your claw? This is from your rooftop injury? No, I was at an oyster wrist. Okay, hold on a second.

I think we talked about this on a previous episode, didn't we, Heather? We've been through it before Michael for our listening. But he doesn't know. Michael's knew this. I lent somebody my box knife to cut down a sign. They were cutting zip ties off of a pole, and I was holding the pole for them. And they cut like four or five zip ties off. And then they got to one and it slipped and it cut my middle finger.

Cut two tendons, two arteries and a nerve. So you now give people the middle finger all the time while you're healing? If I did not have surgery, I would have a permanent middle finger. It would have been, yeah, it would have been a bad situation. I was like, I'm too young to have my middle finger stuck up for the rest of my life. Later, later. Yeah, yeah. Fascinating.

Maybe later in life. Okay. So this was work or not work? You were at an oyster bag? So yeah, Michael, I was like this for a week. Did I send you guys that picture? I can't remember. You sent me some stuff with blood all over it and then I didn't look at it. It was like, I won't be in the recording today, guys. Oh, man. Well, this is the content I'm here for. Yes. So I did bring a deal. Do you guys want to hear a pitch on it?

Because I think it's going to be right up Heather's wheelhouse. She's going to love this deal. So I came via email this morning from Acquire.com. and it is an Instagram mass DM software for agencies and businesses to automate Instagram outreach at scale. The asking price is $235,000. They're selling for 5.9 times profit or 4.6 times revenue and it's growing at 25% per year. Trailing 12 months revenue has been $51,000 and they run in an 80% profit margin. So it made $40,000 last year. So they're asking just under six times for this thing.

And last month they did three and a half thousand in revenue and profit of $2,700. So I guess this is just like a, this is just like some software used to like spam people. Is that what this is, Mills? Instagram mass DM software for agencies. So I guess they are, they're reselling to agencies because the agency is like, hey, don't worry, we'll handle, you know, your social outreach, but they don't want to actually pay somebody to send a thousand DMs an hour. Oh, here they have a description. Okay, this software enables agencies and businesses to automate their Instagram direct messaging efforts at scale, sending unlimited, personalized

messages without needing to hire additional staff. It cuts down outreach costs and saves time while maintaining a human touch through personalization. Businesses can instantly generate hundreds of leads from a single post and automate profile targeting and find ideal prospects with support for multiple logins, the tool distributes messaging activity to avoid detection, making it highly effective for reaching thousands of users seamlessly. Key highlights, some of the stuff I talked about, scalable, personalized messages, generates hundreds of leads from one post,

automates profile targeting for ideal leads, and allows multiple logins. And then I'll read this for why they're asking price is justified. Our price reflects near 100% profit margins at almost zero ongoing costs. This is one of the strongest Instagram outreach tools

in its niche, and all revenue to date was generated with zero unpaid marketing, only two YouTube affiliates. So growth upside is huge for a buyer with sales marketing muscle. We're exiting to focus on other ventures, and the product also drives inbound, done for you deals, starting a $1,000 plus adding a high-ticket up-sale stream. What is done for you deals? So there's like, done for you is like white glove service. Like they do everything.

So like you go to them and say, I want a campaign and they'll like build a campaign for you and then they run it, and then they do it for you. Okay. All right. So agency lingo. I'm not currently a subscriber to acquire, but they do have historical data here. Customers, they have 100 to 250, and they're losing about a churn rate of about 10% plus upwards. I don't know what that means in terms of turn rate, but that's what it says.

And it's been around since 203, team size is 2 to 20, and it uses puppeteer, electron, and a computer, competitor is called cold DMs, which is, that's what they do. Weird connotation. I know that's what it is. It is a cold DM, but you feel like you would want to call it like warm DMs or lukewarm DMs or something. Best cold DMs. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I've never sent hundreds or thousands of DMs, but the avoid detection thing stands out. And I guess do, does Instagram, if you, if you don't avoid detection, does Instagram say, hey, you can't do this without paying us? Is that the kind of gimmick? Not, not gimmick, but right,

is that the loophole that they're operating in? Well, you're not supposed to spam people on all of these platforms. So, but it looks like, like, it looks like what happens is like a business or a person does a post. Somebody else engages with it, whether they like it or reply to it or share it with somebody. else, this tool sees who does that and then messages them, hey, I saw you interacted with our post, XYZ. Are you interested in talking to us about buying our product? I mean, seems like that would be the best way to do these kind of cold DMs, but I get them. I'm sure you guys get them too, where I didn't interact with any post. They're just coming to me. Who knows how they selected me in their list? But I was laughing with you guys earlier.

I get a lot of them where it says, Heather, bro. And I'll get multiple of the exact same message. Sometimes you can tell when someone's really spamming. It'll like be coming from different accounts with the exact same message. It's funny too when it's like pitching something that is supposed to be highly influenced by AI and is really smart and not redundant and like differentiated from everybody else. And then you get that same DM from multiple people. and it's like, it's not working. I don't know how to tell you otherwise.

Well, the other trend you'll see is, you know, there's these like online money-making business gurus, right? And whatever their latest kind of, oh, this works, do it this way approaches, suddenly the 50 people that buy that course or even the 500 people are all using the, oh, could I give you 100 leads for free, would that be good for you approach? and then I get that like 85 times.

Like it's like, okay, guys, this is, if you're all using the guru's approach, it's not going to work. Yeah, there goes the whole mob. It went off in that direction all at the same time. It's interesting because, you know, I guess this is predominantly for, you know, they mentioned having agencies and businesses directly that they work with. So they would kind of wholesale through an agency or an agency would use their tool for their customers, or if you had your own, you know, e-commerce. But I'm guessing these are probably mostly either online services or like some kind of

CPG brand, right? I don't, they don't allude to anything specific, but that's what the majority I think of, you know, the DMs are for some knowledge product or, you know, a innovative new, you know, pair of sunglasses or a wallet or, you know, some kind of little CPG brand. But this has got to be a really small player. in this space because what did they say, $3,500 a month is the monthly revenue. Revenue, yeah.

I mean, how many customers can that even be? They're bragging about not doing marketing, but it feels like they need to be doing. Especially if you're selling a marketing platform, you know, two marketing agencies, maybe you should do some marketing. I mean, the obvious question is, if this is a really effective tool for people, why aren't they using it themselves to grow this business? You see what I'm saying? like go post some stuff which you know how many how many times of each of you've been approached by

Twitter ghostwriters who are like I can get you to a million users and I'm like well why haven't you got yourself to a million users yeah you only have 200 what's interesting to me about this is so we get we get pitched a lot roofing is a high average order value and kind of relatively low customer acquisition cost it's getting more competitive especially like in the residential side, but we get pitched a lot where we don't even do residential. And I get people probably 10 to 15 people reach out a week saying, could I send you, you know, X number, fill in the blank, qualified leads a week and, you know, you only pay for what you sell. I think if the business was, like if we were focused on residential and if we were hurting for leads, it would be really

attempting to go, yeah, I'm like, let me see the quality of these leads. This, this seems like it's like more pushy. It's more like, we're going to go try and create something out of nothing and like generate some demand by just covering so many people with so many DMs. I would think the conversion rate has got to be like 0.000. Right? It's got to be so low, which is why their revenue is so low. and probably their fees are so minuscule. There's just not that much value changing hands. Well, and then you've got, the other problem here,

and they allude to it is you are existing solely in the gray area where Instagram is not shutting you down, right? And like, if you see it, like on LinkedIn, for example, like all the LinkedIn automation tools for outreach and stuff like that, they are constantly getting caught,

banned, all that kind of stuff. and the same thing happens on all these platforms. None of them want you spamming their users. So X, LinkedIn, Instagram, they're all fighting to, it's a cat and mouse game over and over again. And that's a risk here. Like, what happens if you get on the wrong side of that?

And then you're in trouble. And how much would it cost you to build this? I mean, they told you the platforms that it's built on. It feels like you could build something like this for less than $235,000 today. That's the problem I have. Yeah, well, or hire a VA to do this. Right, people power.

Why do you need a tool? It works, yep. Well, here they're, I pulled up their competitor here, this cold DMS, which I guess is called DMs. And it kind of has what you imagine as a marketing video, a guy with the broccoli haircut, you know what I'm talking about. The broccoli hair haircut. He's saying bro to me right now.

He's saying, bro, bro. Which this haircut is so fascinating. Like, I guess it skipped my kids. because they have no body to their hair. It's all straight. Their hair's just straight and messy. But this kind of the broccoli haircut is just a fascinating one for 20-something teen men. But anyway, so it looks like that's the video I won't click on it.

But one of the things that they do have here is there's actually filtering, sequencing, different levels of AB testing and metrics, which I think is totally there. right like that that stuff you would want to do if you're running these kind of campaign so i'll take back maybe my VA comment having seen that uh it looks like this cold DM's product is much more successful than these guys at least they claim to have thousands of customers oh i see this is the competitive this is the competitor yeah yeah probably has more features to it it's just bigger and uh you it's so funny it even says right there michael forget paying a VA to DM people for you this is a review whether i mean i don't know if these are real or manufactured but um they look they look

somewhat oh look that uh dan magazu is on there uh what was that guy he was famous on twitter you know who i'm talking about i can't remember uh what his uh what his handle was but apparently he uses them we could we could fact check that for cold dms yeah um so here's what their pricing is, these guys charge $99 a month or $1,000 a month for the enterprise plan. This looks like a much better business than the one we're looking at. Yeah. The one we're looking at is a copycat, is a tiny little copycat of this, which means you can go build another tiny copycat. Yeah. Well, and they say they have 100-ish customers, right, and they're doing $4,000 a month. So that means, let's say, they're charging

$30 to $50 a month for a less functional, less sophisticated version of cold DMs, which charges more. And I like cold DMs like a lot better as a business. Yeah. Big thanks to High Level for sponsoring this video and helping us pay for our editors. High Level is the all-in-one CRM

that handles your emails, text, funnels, and more all in one place. Think of it like the Swiss Army knife for small businesses, and you can try it for free for 30 days at go high level.com slash Michael Girdley. This guy, Dan, I knew he looked familiar. He is on Twitter. He's got like 4,400 followers, but he has a business called Wave, Ride the Wave, Wave, wave Facebook groups, number one organic Facebook agency for small businesses.

They use Facebook groups to help you dominate the local community and drive leads. So, like, he is selling agency-type services through Facebook groups, but he's using this to kind of facilitate the cold outreach. So it looks like the business we're looking at with lower ACV is one that is basically a competitor for cold DMs and other products like that, but targeting people who aren't willing to pay $99 a month. That's what we see how I would describe it. Yeah, yeah. Because even if you just said, you know, they say between 100,

and one, right? And the listing we're looking at somewhere between like 100 and 250 customers, right? Yeah. But if they're doing like, let's just say on a good month, $4,000 a month and $150 customers, that's $25. So it is substantially smaller in terms of the, you know, whatever the monthly fee is. And two to 20 team size, there could be just two employees or maybe an owner and an helper or something like that. Great. So is this business sellable? Do you guys think? No. I don't know. Heather, what do you think, bro?

I see. Bro, I say no. Yeah, it's too small. This is not sellable. And even the churn rate comment was a little weird, 10% plus upward. Like our churn rate is going. up. There was an interesting comment on Twitter today, which I found fascinating, which was,

I put out a call. I tweeted like, okay, you need to start a business that's going to do $150K and free cash flow next year. What business do you start? And a guy like dunked on me. He's like, why would you start a business? Why don't you just go buy a really small business for like $10,000 and then grow it? I'm like, well, okay. There's a lot of... That sounds easy. Let's do that. Yeah. That does sound great.

Except, you know, it comes kind of back to the... One of the ideas that Brett Boucher talks about, which is small businesses are often small for a reason, and they're often tiny for a reason. So you're buying yourself a real hard challenge to grow them in that way. And that's what this business feels like. It's like, oh, like this feels like a general tool where the market has been decided. Cold DMs and some of these other guys have won, and these guys, are losing and they want to sell you their problem.

I just think that's so crowded too, that it's really hard to differentiate unless you have some major competitive advantage, which just seems hard to figure out what that would be. I don't think brand in this case, cold DM seems like they have maybe a better, we don't know the name of this one, but I don't know, it just seems hard to differentiate.

And there's almost, it seems like would be almost no switching cost for your customers. So if you are doing SaaS, do something that is incredibly high switching cost, major kind of friction around changing. This just seems like it could be plug and play, you know, unless there's some CRM function or something that doesn't translate over, but I don't get the sense there's any of that. All right. How would you, let's say, let's say hypothetically, hypothetically, you went to the seller and said, hey, I can give you probably one-time's profit up front, but the rest is going to have to be earn out. How would you turn this into a better business?

Like what would you, if you own this business, how would you make it better in the long term? I feel like you need to find some specialization with some agencies. Like maybe you can find some agencies that serve a particular industry or do something special, and you kind of start to develop this product to be just very good at those industries or what those agencies do. it kind of needs to find its own little niche, I think, and not just be a one-size-fits-all. Didn't we look at it? It was either an agency or a software company that only worked with dental practices. Yeah. We did an episode on that. Like, I think you would have to niche down to Heather's point. You'd have to do something like that where you just say, we're going to be, we're just going to go to this type of client and get super specific.

Or maybe it fixes the gender problem and now it says, Heather. just Heather Instead of grow The other Besides niching down Which I'm totally with you guys

Like they should just get good At one market And go on that one Especially in a crowded kind of red ocean like this The other thing would be Use this as a platform To learn how to do these campaigns

And just create a business On the Dunfer You end That charges real money Right And this is This whole business Is a case and point of how it is incredibly difficult

to make a good business out of a $30 to $50 a month SaaS business that is a niche product and it's just so, so hard to make it work. But so that's one way I would go with this because in the amount of money these guys are making per month,

if you got one client who would pay you $5,000 to run and do a done for you campaign, like that's a better business than this. You can staff that with just like just deliver this much more value. and you won't be the low person on the totem pole. Yeah.

The thing that scares me about this is like there is a scenario that is not that hard to imagine where this business goes to zero. Like what, you know, does the loophole close between you and Instagram? And then you've shelled out $235,000. That's what they're asking. And, you know, the $3,000 a month in profit that you're expecting is gone. forever and the loophole will not reopen. Yeah.

That's the other thing. It's not like you're getting into a market here that's going to be around forever. It could disappear tomorrow. So I actually, I recorded a video yesterday on wish.com. Did you guys remember that business that got kind of destroyed by team eating and all this kind of stuff? It was a fascinating story because they built the whole business on meta ads. And when Apple came out and basically killed meta advertising and increased,

increase the cost of meta advertising by like 50% for everybody for a period of time, like it killed their whole business. Like they were spending two thirds of their revenue on marketing. It's just fascinating. But kind of like this, like you have one business that's totally dependent upon the operating at the pleasure of another platform. And like it's Heather, Heather would be like if you only worked with one bank.

Like it would just be like the most tenuous thing ever. And that's what you have here with this business. All right. So you guys want to go in together and buy this one? What are you thinking? I will give you $1,000 if we don't. Yeah. How is the, you guys are partnering on buying a business that we looked at,

but we've not published an episode on it. How is that going? Are we pursuing it? And by the me, I mean the Royal Weeks, I'm not participating. Oh, you're in, Michael. You just don't know it. Yeah. Where do I send my, where do I send my Bitcoin?

Is it happening or what's the deal? We haven't gotten an update from Bill in a week, but we recorded two weeks ago. We talked to Bill about it last week and I was like, hey, what's going on? Like, what's the latest? You talk to the guy. And he was like, yeah, like I owe him some follow up. And like we talked about kind of some next steps and we've just all been busy.

All right. Well, keep me posted. I'm curious. Oh, your name is on the legal docs, Michael. You will be notified. As long as I have unlimited personal liability, I'm in. Joint and severable. Let me just hold up my wife, though. Hold on.

Okay, so back to this deal. Heather. Thumbs down. No, thanks. I agree with you, bro. I'm out. Mills. I couldn't buy a business like this even if it was a good one.

Like, I just don't know this. I don't know this segment at all. I mean, the one upside is that this Instagram and all this stuff is going to continue to get bigger. That's the one thing I do like about it. At least you're in a growing market. You're not selling buggy. whips here. But yeah, it's just, it's really hard to sell this by this business. All right, on that note, maybe next week we'll find something more interesting that we think

is so good we don't tell the audience about it. So like the other deal. All right. Well, thanks for everybody for being here this week. And if you enjoyed this, please tell your friend about either this episode or any other episode because that's how the podcast grows. And we'd be very appreciative if you did. And we'll see you next week.