Acquisitions Anonymous - #1 for business buying, selling and operating - From $1.5M Profit to Fire Sale: What Happened?
Episode Date: June 6, 2025In this episode, Michael and Heather dive into a blue-collar print-on-demand business listing with one of the most brutally honest and emotionally raw seller notes we've seen. Business Listing -... https://quietlight.com/listings/16974795/?utm_medium=sms🎙️ This episode is sponsored by: Capital Pad – The platform for entrepreneurs buying businesses to connect with investors. List your deal or invest in others at https://www.capitalpad.comInzo Technologies – IT services built for small business acquisitions. Get your free IT audit at https://www.inzotechnologies.comAfter purchasing a $3.8M revenue business that once made over $1.5M in profit, the current owner watched it crash—financially and personally. From RoAS nightmares to marital stress and burnout, this listing reads like a business soap opera. Is there an opportunity buried in this chaos, or is this a cautionary tale for all would-be acquisition entrepreneurs? Tune in for a breakdown of the financials, emotional stakes, and our hosts’ final thumbs-down verdict. Key Highlights:The business was acquired in 2024 and quickly began to decline.Seller cites emotional burnout and personal turmoil as key motivators to sell.Revenue was $3.8M with a 2.76x asking price ($1.2M).High dependency on Meta (Facebook/Instagram) ads and creative refresh.Hosts question the viability of turnaround, debt structure, and potential buyer strategy.Suggested creative deal structures for rescuing distressed businesses.A discussion on why this listing is a clear example of the difference between good and bad business risk.Subscribe to weekly our Newsletter and get curated deals in your inboxAdvertise with us by clicking here Do you love Acquanon and want to see our smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. Do you enjoy our content? Rate our show! Follow us on Twitter @acquanon Learnings about small business acquisitions and operations. For inquiries or suggestions, email us at contact@acquanon.com
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They said it's on the path to being turned around, which means to me it has not fully stabilized.
It's a good multiple, but if the trend is truly still going down, it's hard to value a company while that's happening.
It's a huge amount of money to bet on something like this where the whole moat is equipment.
I mean, that's your only defense.
Hello, another episode of Acquisition Anonymous.
We don't have 100% years anymore.
And thumbs downing on just the plus industry.
Welcome back,
Clusions Anonymous,
the internet's number one podcast
about buying and selling small businesses.
Today,
myself, Michael Girdley and Heather Anderson
went through the most interesting listing
I have seen for a small business for sale
in a long time.
So it is straight out of soap opera days of our lives.
And I think you'll find it fascinating.
And then I think you'll find it really interesting
what we thought of the deal.
So stick around for a little.
whole episode to hear that as Heather and I rated it at the end. So that's it. Thanks for being here.
Enjoy the episode.
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Heather, I'm back from Las Vegas.
Oh, no.
Are you okay?
I actually had a really nice time.
Okay.
Good.
Yeah.
How do you feel about Vegas?
You know, it's good for two nights maximum and only like if there's others,
like there's a business thing to do and you do a little bit of the fun stuff,
but that's it.
Otherwise, it's too much for me.
I went to the.
Grateful Dead concerts. They were very good. It's dead in company at the sphere. Oh, the sphere is pretty
cool. Yeah. Have you seen any shows there or anything? I only just saw like the sphere experience.
So not an actual concert just to kind of see what it was like right after it opened. And I would love to see a
concert there. What did you think? I mean, it's kind of different, right? I really like the Grateful Dead music.
Like I, you know, amongst lots of other people. It turns out, 17,000. I, I mean,
I don't have any t-shirts or anything.
I think that's kind of the level of joining that I haven't made yet.
You know, I'm in my normal clothes.
So, but I love the music so much.
And the artistry of what they're doing is just so impressive to watch that because of that,
it was just amazing.
And the two best shows I've ever been to in my whole life were this Grateful Dead,
you know, show at the sphere.
And the second one was probably 15 years.
I flew out there and I went with my buddies actually.
It was kind of strange.
I invited a bunch of other dads to go with me to see the Elton John show where he had like a multimedia experience that was custom made for his residency.
I think it's Cesar's.
And it was just amazing.
So much so that I came back and insisted my wife name our son Daniel, which is an Elton John.
Yes, I know the song.
I know the song.
And I got part of the way.
Our son's middle name is Daniel.
All right.
That is some concert.
My gosh.
Wow.
But the sphere is, I definitely say if you go to Vegas, you do definitely have to go check out the inside of the sphere.
It is really, really cool place.
It is a one-of-a-kind place to see a concert.
Absolutely insane.
And to show the True Trailblazers, they are the Madison Square Garden Corporation that's running it.
They are losing money on the sphere.
That's the thing that's crazy.
Because it costs so much to build and the ticket prices.
Two reasons.
Yeah, major cost overruns due to COVID and just trailblazing.
It's supposed to cost $1.3 billion and it costs $2.3 billion.
The second thing is a bit more subtle, which is the acts that can play the sphere are pretty limited.
So it is dark many, many nights of the year.
And so basically you need acts that can fill a 17,000 person theater can hold a residency
at Las Vegas for more than like say a couple dozen nights because the third part is to have a show there.
You have to build so much custom audiovisual stuff to fill the screens inside the sphere.
And if you haven't been there, you should check it out if you're a listener.
Basically, there's a 16K immersive screen on the outside of a on the inside of a giant dome that as you sit in it,
like it is an immersive screen like sitting inside a virtual reality with no head gear on.
Yeah.
So anyway, that's the problem. They're only like active maybe a dozen nights a month if they're lucky,
which is very different than like say, you know, a Norge County or San Antonio
amphitheater, which, you know, is can can be lit four or five nights a week.
So basically the thing just sits vacant and loses money because there's so few acts.
And because they're so few acts, they have pricing power.
where it's just like, okay, here are the acts that work, right?
You two, Grateful Dead, Kenny Chesney.
The Eagles, the Eagles are going to be there soon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so they, they, so because there's so few acts that can do a residency and fill it
and their customer base wants to come and pay, the tickets were $300 face.
I paid $600 for mine because there's so few, you know, there's so few acts,
they have pricing power over MSG, right, over the corporation that owns it.
So it's just kind of a, a perfect.
storm of things that if it had been so expensive and they hadn't searched for the product
market fit that they went for it probably would have worked but they're losing money that makes
sense because yeah to put a show on there is a completely one of a kind thing but it is cool if you can go
if you see something that you would want you know to to watch that that concert definitely see it there
so i've only seen the experience which is just like a movie basically within it but it like you said
It's like virtual reality.
I felt like I was flying, you know, in different parts of it, even though I'm just sitting there.
So it was really cool.
Well, speaking of losing money, I have a deal to show you.
Yeah.
So this deal, you may have seen it, came through social media the other day because it has perhaps
the most interesting and real description in history.
So let me read it to you.
And then let's see what we think.
So it's a quiet light deal.
And it is a blue collar print on demand business with a predictable,
50 to 100% growth opportunity and has a USA supply chain, which I guess they're putting that
because of the tariffs.
Revenue last year was $3.8 million and it made $434,000 in income.
And it has a 2.76 multiple.
The asking price is $1.2 million.
So 2.76, not bad.
Launched in 2015, this blue collar T-shirt and sticker business.
was sold by Quiet Light in August 2024.
The buyer was operating a mortgage company
and decided to buy this business
to try his hand at running a second company.
Shortly after acquiring the business,
he started to see a lower return on an ad spend,
often called Roaz for meta ads.
So that's Facebook and Instagram.
He first thought it might be election related,
but after the election,
the problems were worse, not better.
He started plugging every hole he could find in the business
and over time he found steady footing.
However, this business has caused,
a serious rift in the buyer's marriage, social life, and overall well-being.
Trying to operate, both businesses has pushed him to the edge.
At the point, he is prepared to lose a few million dollars if it means getting some
normalcy back in his life.
With this business, a buyer is presented with the opportunity to acquire a business
that is fully optimized for the next owner and already on the path to turning around.
Less than a year ago, this business was earning $1.5 million in trailing 12 months' profit.
The seller believes it is ready for $60,000 to $80,000 in profit each month.
with the current strategy. This business requires a small production facility for producing the
apparel and stickers. The seller currently operates out of a 4,000 square foot facility, but he says it
could be easily done in a 2,000 foot one with higher ceilings. A new owner could take over the facility
in Arizona or move it into their own. He employs two full people full time and adds part-time help
when they are busy. The sale is important because the seller cannot look at this business any longer.
It's like he was in a car crash with it and he cannot stand the thought of going
back to the scene of the accident. However, a new owner would not have his debt burden and would benefit
from all of the positive changes he has made with the business. We are looking for cash buyers who want to
close quickly, listed by your advisor at Quietlight, Brad Wayland. Yeah, what do you think?
Oh, boy. You know, this is, I think, what some of us talk about sometimes online is people try to
buy small businesses. Now, first of all, this is someone who thought they're running another business
and they thought they could kind of do this on the side. So it sounds almost like somebody who,
thought it was going to be a little more passive and it really isn't. And they ran into trouble
and had to really jump in there and kind of rebuild whatever was not working. They said it's
on the path to being turned around, which means to me it has not fully stabilized. But this,
buyer who just recently bought it, not even a year ago, once out. And they want to, you know,
they're implying that they're selling at a discount.
Now, it's a good multiple, but if the trend is truly still going down, it's hard to value a company while that's happening.
So, you know, that's the income at that moment in time, but is it still shrinking?
Yeah.
You know, a lot is going on here.
And obviously, a seller is at least being honest about why they're selling.
Yeah.
This is super duper honest.
And I think that's why this got thrown around as an example in social media.
how things can go horribly wrong in business.
And there's a lot of ways they can go wrong.
So I'm thinking back over the 400 deals we've done.
I'm almost wondering if we looked at this deal.
Like, because I remember seeing like something like this.
It was a sticker business.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I do remember a sticker business.
And it does, it does strike me that it was kind of blue collar.
There was something about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe it was some stuff for like safety stuff.
That's right.
Hard hats.
Yeah.
Kind of like people would decorate.
Yeah, this could be it.
It might be our fault that this guy bought it.
What's a USA supply chain?
So it indicates there's, it's not a lot of your common stuff that is, you know, being imported.
So it's probably not generic T-shirts and stuff like that.
So stepping back to what these, what this does, it's a T-shirt and sticker business.
So basically, what do we, at its core, our best guess is it's probably those things, but it's got custom designs on it that they generate and then they sell those through Facebook and Instagram ads.
Is that kind of the whole business here?
Right, right.
And it obviously appeals to a particular audience.
And that audience, they're reaching through meta.
It sounds like primarily.
And somehow the way the meta ads had been working for the prior owner stopped working.
so well for this buyer once they stepped in.
Now, what they did to plug the holes, they said they jumped in and plugged the holes and
started to stabilize things.
But it sounds like it's an e-commerce business with a particular audience that you've got to be
able to reach through Facebook and Instagram.
And maybe it became pretty challenging to do that.
And one of the things they said here was that it started to deteriorate the guy's life
in like his marriage and stuff like.
like that. So it sounds like it's less of a financial burden on him and more of some like another
burden. Like what do you think's going on? Emotional burden. Yeah. I mean,
buying a small business or running a small business without debt has already got, you know,
it's a weight to carry basically. You know, you're responsible for everything. It never stops.
but when you buy a business with debt, it does add a whole another level of pressure to people.
It's a business you've got to learn and you've got to keep the earnings above a certain level.
They cannot dip below that or you will not be able to afford to make your payment and you're in default on a personally guaranteed loan.
So I think it sounds like, you know, the stress of that has really gotten to this person, which is terrible.
You hate to hear things like this, you know, that they're just affected their marriage.
and their social life and just their well-being, that's a lot of stress.
Somebody's, somebody's experiencing and not afraid to share that that's what it is.
That's the reason they'd like to find somebody else to take over for whatever it is they've been doing.
So when I buy this business, what am I buying?
Like, what is the moat here?
I guess there's some equipment, probably a customer list.
And it sounds like I have to keep dumping money into meta ads to keep getting new customers.
Is that that's what I'm buying here?
Okay.
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Probably, and you probably need some creative to introduce new designs, right?
Stickers and T-shirts aren't usually a stable design.
Like here we just put the same design out there forever and we're done.
You've got to keep developing new designs.
And so there's creative involved there too, which, you know, might be part of the problem.
Sometimes when businesses have that element to,
they're not as transferable as they might appear.
You know, if the prior owner was the creative one, you know,
who developed the new designs and kept them in front of the eyes of the potential customers,
it may not be a transferable skill, you know, if the new buyer is not that type of person.
So I don't know what you're really getting here.
I'm surprised that they need 4,000 square feet and production.
I guess they're doing the screen printing on the T-shirts themselves.
or printing the stickers.
Yeah.
That seems like more space than I would think for a business like this.
I mean, my friend owns one of those sign franchise, like franchises.
And it could be signorama or fast signs are one of those.
And so he's got a couple of locations.
And they have a similar type workshop where they are printing signs for people.
Okay.
Across their, you know, but it's like a.
4,000 square foot thing. But they're also doing banners and, you know, etching. Also, also he's
pretty awesome. He loves to nerd out about this stuff. So he prints all these like custom stickers.
So his cars always look like they've got racing stripes on them and stuff. You can always tell
when he drives by. So it's pretty cool. So it sounds like the story was this guy bought this
business. It was making a million and a half before. He took out a loan. He put up some of his savings
from his mortgage business.
And frankly, being under mortgage business is better than this business.
Like, I would have told him to go buy a second mortgage business if he'd come on the pod and
ask us, but nobody asked our opinion, so which is, or my opinion, at least.
So then he bought this sticker business and then basically discovered that he was not
nearly as good as the previous people at return on ads been from meta.
and he's stuck at that point.
Like he can't hire somebody to go fix this.
He's having to basically run his core business,
which is funding probably the debt that he's paying on this business.
And he is stuck.
He can't, he can't,
he's not generating enough money to go hire somebody to do this.
And it's ruining his life.
Yeah.
And we don't,
he didn't say whether he has a loan,
but let's,
let's presume he got a loan,
an SBA loan potentially when he bought it.
Yeah,
he would be making those loan payments out of his mortgage business partly,
you know, just a little bit out of this business and he would have to be bringing in cash flow
from somewhere else to stay current on the payment.
What he's also saying is he's willing to lose a few million, did he say, to sell this?
So he obviously bought it for, you know, a lot more than he's asking here, the million two.
You know, a million five, he probably paid about three times for that.
So that would have been what four and a half million.
and he's selling for 1.2.
If he has debt, the debt is probably more than 1.2 right now.
So this is like something I tell people, when you're trying to buy a distress situation,
you've got to ask how much debt is actually outstanding.
You might even want to do a lien search with your attorney to just confirm it.
I have definitely seen people waste time on deals and find out that the price they're willing to pay
is not going to net the seller enough to pay off the debt.
And if it's not, then the bank has to, you're negotiating with the bank.
You're not negotiating with the seller and you don't even know it.
And so you may not even be able to close once you figure that out.
So that's maybe the first question I would ask this seller is how much debt do you have?
And if it's way more than a million two, how are you going to pay that off?
And if they don't have the money to pay the rest of it off, you're actually negotiating with,
you're going to end up negotiating with the bank.
So, I mean, it's an interesting question how this guy got into this mess, right?
Usually, if people are going to own one business that is consuming them and then they're
going to try to buy a second business, they're self-aware enough to realize, oh, like, I don't
want two full-time jobs.
And, like, this appears to be somebody who didn't understand their limits.
and all of this. So it's kind of an interesting, you know, I want to, I don't, I don't want to
pick on somebody who's down, but it's all so like, well, what were you thinking? Did you? Like,
like, if it's going to be running two businesses going to ruin your life, then maybe you didn't
know that, like when you signed up for this risk, like it, yeah, it sounds off. And the mortgage
business is very cyclical. So what could have happened, and, you know, it can turn on a dime,
too, depending on where interest rates are. So perhaps, I don't know where the mortgage business
was in August of 24, but it could have been down when he went into this. He might have been
thinking, well, mortgage is slow. I have the time. And then he didn't have the time.
You know, the mortgage business could have gone into an up cycle. And then he took his eye off
of this business and here's where we are. It could be something like that as well.
Yeah, everything I know is mortgage is doing poorly. But yeah, this is a lot of money to bet on.
is meta going to keep playing nicely?
And, you know, is somebody not going to come in and out bid you on some of these search
terms that you're trying to get?
Which is, which is there.
Which you are so, are you paying $1.2 million for this business?
No.
No.
I call this trying to catch a falling knife.
You don't want to do that.
You're going to get cut.
So, no, I don't like, I don't like the idea of buying anything that is still declining and
has had problems. There are a few people who have proven themselves as turnaround people,
but even they usually like to see some flat sales for a while before they step in. Perhaps the right
person that really understands the ad spend here, or this is an add-on and they can, you know,
they can sort of turn it around with adding it into their other product mix, maybe, but I don't
like the idea of buying in a situation like this.
Yeah, it's a huge amount of money to bet on something like this where the whole moat is some equipment.
I mean, that's your only defense.
You know, you're producing your own stuff rather than third party producing it.
It makes me wonder if somebody that's a hustler could go to this person and say, hey, this is ruining your life.
You're not going to get $1.2 million for it.
Keep trying if you want.
Here's what I'll do.
I will come in and let me take this business over.
I'll work for three months without a salary.
And then if I'm able to, you know, I'll try to fix it for you.
And if I'm able to fix it, like here's what I'll end up paying for it.
And if I can't fix it, well, it's better than your current situation, which is your life sucks.
And, you know, basically, you know, have that, that sort of structure work here.
But in the end, I think you have to ask, like, life is pretty short.
Is that the way, you know, would you be better off going to start a mortgage business?
Just say.
Yeah.
Right.
Just doubling down on whatever it is they're already good at and they're already doing.
Yeah.
I think this is probably one of those situations where they truly thought they were buying something more passive.
It just isn't.
This is a tough business like everything.
By YouTube video the other day was about the benefits of playing hard games and easy games.
And this definitely feels like signing up for a hard game.
Yeah.
Which is tough.
Hard games are tough.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, anyway, this is the most transparent therapy session business listing I've ever seen.
So I wanted to go through with you just because it was just some good drama.
Yeah, I feel for this person.
It's tough.
Oh, man.
This stuff is hard.
I mean, this is why businesses trade for three to five times earnings for good businesses
and why good buildings and real estate trades for 10 to 15 times earnings.
Yeah. Like this is exactly why.
Like, yeah.
There are just so many ways for businesses to go wrong and there's a relatively few ways for
them to go right.
And it's different than real estate for sure.
So all right.
Thumbs down on this one for me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Me too.
All right.
Well, good job today, Heather.
We'll catch you next time.
Thanks for listening to my Grateful Dead stories.
Yeah, that was awesome.
You get co-hosts of the day.
I think that's your award.
You get the award for that.
All right.
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