Adeptus Ridiculous - Bricky & Dk invent Warhammer themed drinks and live to regret it

Episode Date: August 21, 2021

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So do I intro to me because they're side episodes or? Yeah, sure. Okay. I can if you want. Like, if you don't want to do it. That's true. If you're a coward, I can. If I'm a coward.

I can do it if you're some kind of f***ing user and you don't want to do it. You're some kind of pussy I can do it. Some kind of weave or some bullshit. All right, I'm going to intro this goddamn episode. I bet I bet Shai's going to keep the whole thing in anyway because she probably is. It's a shit posting. Welcome, everyone, to this very special. bonus episode of Adeptis Ridiculous. My name is Bricky. Joining me is my co-host.

Co-host is an equivalent statement, right? So yeah. Yeah, co-host D.K. Diamantis. And we have a wonderful episode for you today. A bit ago, we said that we would do a, yeah, wonderful. Yeah, right. We would do a drinking stream video, I guess it's a video, you know. Did you know that if you're watching the premiere of these episodes, these are not live. I've seen people in the premiere very often be like, why aren't they listening to Chats? Why don't you talk? I just told you what the thing was. Do you know how long it takes shy to edit these?

And you think she's just like live putting amogas images into things? That would be, man, we don't pay her enough if she was doing that live. That would be so awful. But anyway, at the current moment, we had a Patreon goal that we would talk about Warhammer. Warhammer memes and drink Warhammer themed cocktails. We don't have any memes because we weren't able

to like gather a lot and it seemed probably be a little like... We are the meme so just being here is sort of... It's kind of stagnant too. It's just like next meme. Next meme. Perhaps you know it would be a great idea. What's that?

If we rated like Warhammer fan art. Oh. We should have... We should hold an art competition. Could we put that on YouTube? Yeah. You know, most Warhammer art is... Oh, yeah, yeah, it's true.

You know, I always wondered why Major Kill had so many more patrons than we do, but, like, the financial part is a little equivalent, but he has, like, triple the number. And I looked at his patron, and I was like, huh, he's doing really well for himself. That's pretty cool, because he's relatively new also. And I look at it.

It's like $1. Access to All Warhammer hentai. And I'm like, that's smart. That's a smart man. That genius down under, I swear to God. I don't know enough Warhammer content creators because I'm always afraid to go to like lore channels and stuff because I like, I might spoil myself

and then the episode won't be as cool. But I've heard of Major Kill. The Major Kill is our more recent Australian addition to the Warhammer lore world. Us is one of them. We all know Luton, of course. Who? Yeah.

Yeah. Sounds like a scrub. Who would like ultramarines? Oh, f. Now, Giliman. Losers would like Ultraman is fine. Gilliman's great. I like Gilliman.

This is off the rails again. Oh, wow, what a surprise. To do two things. So what we're going to do is we are going to still drink. We have three Warhammer themed cocktails today, ones I created technically, and I made DK Buy. And we're going to be just kind of technically kind of just shooting this shit.

Yeah, sure. No real topic today. Just kind of seeing what's up. Before we start, though, this is a record. $150 worth of alcohol, by the way. That was because you had to buy like the ingredients. It's going to last you a while. It is. We need to do more of these

so I actually use it. These are like the only times I drink. Really? Yeah, pretty much. I guess we don't really go out much, do we? I'm a loser, dude. I just stay at home all day. Anyway, we need to get, I need get the sponsorship, do it.

Okay, do the sponsor. What are you doing? Fucking guy. Okay, all right. So we do have a wonderful sponsor today. However, it's not your traditional one. It came from a great fan of ours. So there's a specific group of fans that is actually created their own small business

out of Orlando, Florida, along sharing a location with a Mario's Pizza. Which is super dope. Like, it's a me? Or is it just coincidentally, Mario's pizza? No, they're like, they're sharing the location with the Mario's pizza. Oh. So is it like, is it like a Super Mario themed pizza joint? No, it's the guy's name is Mario.

Mario's Italian. Oh, okay. Sorry. I was going to say that's dope. Like, if you haven't done that, that's a great idea. God damn it. Let me get, let me do the sponsor. Sorry, sorry.

It's by electric pizza? Sorry. It's by Electric Squid Entertainment. They have a great new website. They're only their physical location, but they do ship. It's a flat $10 shipping always in the U.S. It's lower prices than MSRP. And if they don't have something in the store,

you can message them on their Discord, the channel, to have it get into store for you to purchase. All of this will be in the description, but they were incredibly kind to us, and they actually sent us some miniatures pro bono for this. episode. And let me grab what I got here. They sent me a lot more than I asked for. They sent me more than I asked for it too.

Yeah, I went to pick it up and I was like, wait, all that. They were pretty chill. It was kind of cool. So they sent me a stark collecting set of Chaos Space Marines for my Night Words. That was, this is what, because they asked us to ask for one thing. And they sent me this. And then they threw in a Chaos Lord in Terminator armor, which I'm stoked for, because I'm going to make it. the lord and then they were like yeah just take a big chunky necromb boy just get a chunky necromb boy there you go three three damage what do I care

I don't know what that means but yeah that sounds great it hurts real bad okay would they send you DK so I got I got oh it's right uh lady Olander oh yeah because she looks real cool I didn't ask for this but I wanted it I wanted it so when eventually I feel comfortable painting. I can make that. Also, apparently Commander Shadow Sun. Oh, fuck. Because memes. Yeah, we know why. She looks

real cool, though. I'm actually stoked to build that. Her new mini is actually pretty good. Because I'm a weeb. They were just like, hey, we got this and we know you're a giant weeb. You want this mech thing that looks like a Gundam? Of course I do. Shit I do.

They know you too well. It's from 86. And this is the big boy that I asked for. I asked for Magnus, Magnus the Red. I'm nervous to paint him, but also really excited to paint him. It's super cool. Also, didn't know he had like a mask that he comes with that's in like a thousand sun's colors. So I'm going to put that dope-ass mask on him for sure.

He's really, really cool model. Also, they sent stuff for Shy, which I don't have physically on because I'm sending it to her. Because, you know, you and I live near each other. And that was like, that was Loll, said Karn the betrayer, LaMau. The actual model. Did she really get Karn? She got Korn. Well, good for her.

She got some Chaos Space Marine Havix, a Hellbrut, and Killikans. All that stuff. So all of this was from, it is, was from Electric Squid Entertainment. They're doing painting and chill streams every week. They're doing a theme giveaways every month. And they're even giving us a start collecting thousand sons that we're going to give away on our Discord. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah.

It just got Potext. Yes, great timing. Great time. So check him out, all this stuff in the description. Thanks, thanks actually a lot, my dude, because like... Yeah, it was so much more than I expected. I was, I was happy with just Magnus. I asked for Magus, I was like, was that a bit of a dick move?

Because he's expensive. Like, should I have just asked for, like, you know... A nice little box or something, you know? Yeah. And then they send you more. Way more. Jeez. I'm actually pretty pleased because the, um, the StarColeting Chaos Space

Marines box is the main thing I needed for my night lords. And it's a really good deal. It's like 10 Marines, which is two squads, a master of possession, which is like a demon psycher, or a psycho that works with demons, two obliterators and like a venom crawler, which is, it's actually a lot of points. And then the Lord is great because they have a special relic lightning claw called Claws of the Black Hunt. And so it's, which is very nightlord z. I finished the books. Or the book. All of them? No, just the second one. Second one. There's the second one. I was started Voidstocker yet.

Finished the second one, though. I'm currently about halfway done with rereading it. I'm ready. I'm ready for that. You ready to talk about it? It's got a good ending. Oh, my God. The first half I was like, oh, this is pretty good.

Pretty good. Then the ending happens, and it's like, okay. I got to talk about this with something. It's something else. I'm excited to talk about it too. So for our first drink. First drink. First drink.

So it's very simple to make. Very simple to make. I did a cop out for this one. Red Solo Cup and everything. I did a cop out for this one. I'm calling it a Guardsman Recaf. It's hot coffee with Baileys. Go to town.

Oh, sweet. I just have a cold brew here. Yeah, you couldn't get your hot coffee. I couldn't. That's okay. I was thinking about like, if it was actual Garzman Recaf, it would be hot coffee,

like Baileys or whiskey, and then like poorly ground beans. so you have like the coffee grinds on the bottom and dirt. That's a real guardsman recap right there, but I'm not going to do that. I do like whiskey, so I would have been okay with that. Does coffee go well with whiskey? Oh, yeah. Really?

People love doing coffee and whiskey. That's a big, I think, Irish thing? Well, is this too much baileys? Probably. The Irish are a whole breed of their own, so. Oh, yeah. Watching whiskey is wild. I've always wanted to go to Ireland. They filmed, like, all the alien planets in Ireland and Iceland.

Really? Yeah, I think Luke Skywalker's Little Rock is in Iceland or Greenland or something. That whole area has just these long, I think Alien Covenant, the planet they went to was on there, too. This is this of all these kinds of things. Yeah, that's good. Coffee and Bailey's is. It's a great combo. It's really solid.

We got two more after this. We've got Nergel juice. and forget-me-juice. So... So the... The Nurgle juice sounds nice. Yeah. The forget-me juice sounds like a nightmare.

Yeah. Yeah, so is living in the Skola's. Oh. Whenever someone says, hey, what's the most disturbing thing you've learned about in Warhammer? It's like, oh, dude, the Skola. Skola's fucking disgusting.

You haven't... We haven't told you about the demon Kala yet, though, so... That's what everybody says is, like, the most disgusting. thing. And I keep trying to find out about it and it's like, hey, what's the demon co-but? And they're like, no, we don't talk about that. Yeah. Yeah. It's like when someone wanted to win in an edgy contest. Oh. So it's not great. It's not great. It's not great. It's not

great. It's just try hard edge fan fiction. Yeah, I had a guy in my, in my stream. His name is Iron Warrior Hansu. And I was like, that's funny. Iron Warriors. Perchirabo. Ha, ha, ha. And then I found of the Iron Warrior Hansu was the guy who made that and then it became a lot less funny Yeah, fuck the Iron Warriors, hands, whatever You didn't know what's funny? We haven't talked about him yet.

What am I supposed to do? Iron hands are Ferris Manus who got killed by Fulgroom. Oh yeah, he's the one that's like super hella boring. Right? Yes. But they're very techy. They're like kind of like half mechanicus-y space Marines.

Iron warriors are the people who hate Dorn. Oh, so I'm an iron warrior. With Perchirabo. Okay, and Per Troubos is a petulant man child. The Petulant Manchild. That's correct. Yes, sir. He's surprisingly interesting, but he's still a petulant man child. Oh, good for him. Good for him. And you were like Dark Angels, some kind of chaos vampire thing. I don't know, man. Dark angels, dark angels are like Chaos vampires would be so cool. You're talking about. We have that. We have that. We have that. It's called night lords.

Oh, yeah, I guess, well, I mean, I guess they're kind of vampires. Licks the blood of, like, off his blade, and he, like, knows the memories of the dead or something. Oh, that's true. He's gross. But they don't need it to, like, they don't need it to, like, live.

Like, if they didn't eat people, it'd be okay. They could still survive. Wait a minute. Blood angels are vampires. What the fuck am I talking about? Yeah, blood angels are literal, but chaos vampires would be so cool. Like, if they went, like,

super like demon and they just okay yeah all right fine trans they were like half bat I mean they're all they're already having an issue with blood to begin with no blood no skull no blood no skull nonworthy kill

no blood no skull fucking love the VA of those books they're so so good Andrew Wincott is quite the VA he goes back and forth real quick too from like crazy

Nergel Chaos Avatar to like I'm a little diminutive slave You know, it goes like Octavia Oh Octavia, yes, yes, yes, okay Yeah, I almost Did you ever watch Dexter? Dexter's Lab or like the one

Where he's like a serial killer Serial killer one So I've watched a little of that Would you ever get far enough Where he had his like girlfriend slash wife, I forget, named Rita? Yeah, I think I got just, I didn't get to the part

where he had a baby, but he definitely was living with his like girlfriend, fiance wife, whatever. I always hated her because she was really breathy. She would always be like, Dexter, when you discuss our relationship, what do you got there for so much?

He talks to Octavia kind of like that. I wonder if I would like Octavia more if I read the book, because listening to her, she's always like, it's fine. Yeah. Don't worry about it. Yeah. She's very breathy. She's very breathy. I mean, she's supposed to be a

Terra noble, but you know, it's whatever. Yeah. It's a good book, though. She's not used to being a her a her a break. No, she's not. You know, I didn't know about this, but past our memes about Latara Seren and everything, the world leader's conquerorship got really, like, corny with time. Kind of like, so, I guess a slight spoiler. Like it got possessed more by, like,

Yeah, like, slight spoiler for Blood Reaver. Octavia sees the Voiborne kind of lurking around. Mm-hmm. I say slight spoiler for the audience, not you, obviously. And she's like almost like a little, little like the ring girl almost. Yes, she definitely is. Apparently Conqueror went very corn-like, like Latar would go, like, bathe, and she'd turn the shower on and just start spewing blood. Oh, nice.

like just creepy corn shit, you know? Yeah, that definitely sounds like some creepy chaos corn shit. Because when you think about it, the ships are spending so much time going through the warp and in different tides of the warp. It's all like manifested and creepy. That actually would be, you know, that'd be a good story. Can you imagine like an entire story derived from the point of view of like a slave drag and the lower levels of a chaos ship?

Just turn it into a horror film That would be a horror film Yeah, don't even, you don't even need to bother With like the Marines or anything You just have slaves in the lower decks of a chaos ship That'd be cool That would be a sucky life That'd be a super sucky life

Depending on what chaos got it was If it was corn, it'd be pretty sucky But I think if you were like a Nergel slave Ah, do it do a zinche Make it love Craftian Oh, yeah Watch like you're walking down the alleyway and then the wall just like it's blank and then two big eyes open and start staring at you from the fucking wall. Who's the worst chaos guy to be a slave of?

And on the other end, who's the best? Is there a best? When you say slave, do you mean like a servant or like a slave to a shit? Because, yeah, servant. Well, I guess I would say like Nergel or Slanesh. because Nergel you're like it's the concept of entropy

and like oh yeah he's like I feel like often I don't know how if the death guard feel like never ending pain due to their bloat

the boils and all the sickness that they're inflicted I thought they were and that's like why they wanted to serve is because then Nergel would like

not hurt them as much yeah I wonder if it's like all deadened as they don't feel it they're just like existing like humks. Maybe. Whereas Slonesh, if you're serving to Slenish, you're probably having a pretty good time.

I guess you probably are. I guess it depends. If you're a warrior, you probably don't mind being under corn. No, if you're like an honorable champion or something, like Caron is having a good fucking time. Yeah. Well, I'm sure he's upset about something, but, you know. Lull says corn.

El-A meo. La Mow. La Mow. I like how, I like how that meme, that image has been spread around. much. All over the place. I see it all the time now. It's a pretty fun one. Lul's this kind of betrayer.

La Mow burns all of his dudes. Poor, poor dudes. We're just trying to live here, man. I feel like being a slave of Slanesh would not be fun. Because if you're a slave, you're probably used for... Yeah, you're probably the one that's getting used to make all that. Ying, knife-assed. I don't want to think about knife-assing. I thought we were done with that.

I thought so too, but people are very upset about the Eldar episode, DK. That's so fucking stupid. I know, I know. So dumb. You know, you know, like, the idea of, like, a self-fulfilling prophecy. Yeah. I always think to myself, because, you know, it's like, oh, man, these Eldar, they're such like, entitled pricks, fucking Eldar, dumbass elves, and then people are like, man, I'm so

upset with the depth is ridiculous. They were not nice to my Eldar, and I'm like, it writes itself. You were an Eldar player. Wow. self, man. I mean, that's their immersion, right? They know how the L-DAR are, so they need to like, I'm an L-DAR too. Look at me.

Beall, stick up my assy. Everyone, you know, we're talking about the Hex Firebox, Gray Nights, Thousand Suns, like, oh, this is pretty neat. And then just someone kicks the fucking door down, drunk off their mind, like, I haven't got a new model in 20 years. Like, I know, Jim.

I'm sorry for you. I'm sorry for you. I know Jim. Talk nice about the L-DAR. The accident happened 20 years ago, Jim, it's not your fault you need to get over it. It's time to smoke that copium. Yep, it's not that copium. I feel bad. I like that. I feel bad. Most

other players are totally fine people. There's nothing wrong with them. It's got, it's an issue. No, they're fine. Yeah, yeah, they're fine. Oh, you haven't played the fucking game. You don't know. Well, I can still, I can still, you know, perpetuate memes, though. You hate Ultramarines more than you hate anything. It's all right. Yes, I do. They're the franchise. They're the fucking Yankees

Warhammer. What are the Eldar then? The lions? The Detroit Lions. All right. Someone who knows jokes. That's a football team. Who knows teams.

They're the Knicks. The Knicks. The Knicks are good now, though. Are they? The Knicks and the Nets are actually pretty good now. I don't know this. It's okay. I don't know these things.

Yeah. But no, they're fine. It's like that Imperium issue. Or, you know, I mean, most Warhammer players are perfectly fine people, but it's like, hey, check out Warhammer. The Imperium is a wonderful way to be like, hey, don't be a fascist, zealous, racist asshole. And then people are like, be a Zelda racist asshole. So what you mean is that's what I should do? It's a, it's a warning, not a, not a pamphlet.

They're more like guidelines, really. Or guidelines. They're like guidelines. I love my warhammer stuff, but sometimes it's important to be like, yeah, some of these people are pricks. Yeah, but not everybody. I mean, I actually like Titanfall. There's like a 4chan group that plays Titanfall really hard and all they do is enter lobbies, start saying the N-word and tell you to go back to Apex.

Oh. And it's like, man, I love Titanfall, but not that much. Yeah, that's yikes. Yeah. You know, art from the artist. You know who's a great actor? Kevin Spacey. You know who I don't want to go to dinner with?

Kevin Spacey. Yeah. Art from the artist. Oh, boy. It's like, um, who the fuck is the weird, the director that touches kids? Harvey Weinstein? Producer. Um, and he, I think, I don't, I think he's a horrible sex pervert, not a pedophile.

Which Fuck him regardless I know But you know I think we have to I think we have to say allegedly Or else we can Allegedly

Whatever the point being I think it was Brian Singer Was the alleged person I'm like damn it He did all the X-Men And those were really Not all of them But he did some of the good X-Men

I'm like damn it Those are really good Never meet your idols Yep Never meet me Someone's gonna walk up It's like Hey Bricky

I really like your content Here's an Eldar night spinner. I'm just gonna punch him. Oh I was gonna hit him. It's like don't you bring that shit near me An Eldar night spinner is that like just a fidget spinner with a bunch of Eldar runes on it? No it's a vehicle. Oh, I knew that. Yeah, I know you did. I like the idea of an Eldar fidget spinner though. Because then it's like ultra-memie someone comes up to you and gives you an Eldar fidget spinner and it's like you'll be great. They have like those jet bikes just glue it to like the

corner of the fidget spinner and before you, before you charge, just like flip it. And then the Eldar is like hard move and it's like, I roll a nine. I like it. We need to make Warhammer fidget spinners for all themes. White Scar fidget spinner. Oh shit, yes. What a white scar motorbike on and then just spin that shit? They'd love it.

I want tiny little speakers that I can implement to each white scar. And then right before the charge phase, I can just crank. like Mongolian throat chance. And just kind of like psyched myself up for it. Can you imagine if the white score held a carnival how crazy their carousel would be? It would be like a mock speed carousel that's just like... They'd have a merry-go-round, but all the Mongolian old ones from Chagoras, they would be like, I miss riding horses so bad and they would knock it off.

Yeah, they're all literally... It's like, you guys know you have like jet bikes, right? That bike's right, but I miss my horse. Yeah. There's like a mom and a kid who want to go on the merry ground, but all the white scars won't get off. It's like, well, mom, I want to ride the merry ground. And this giant's like, no.

It's my turn still. These are the memes the community needs, man. Man, whites, I had like four separate people tell me that they're making a white scar army now. Because they didn't know, they didn't know Jack about white scars. And now they're like, oh my God, the con is such a Chad. What scars are cool? They are. If the Ravenguard had actual minis and not just conversion kits, I think I would, I'd get some of them because they have cool jet packs.

Oh, the Ravengarde? Yeah. But I looked it up. They just have like conversion kits and, yeah. Well, they have like upgrade sprues and stuff. Yeah, yeah. They have like the beak helmets and stuff. Yeah.

Okay, actually, we should get the next drink going. Oh, boy. I actually have mine in the fridge, so I'm gonna go grab it. Oh, oh, you have it. I haven't made it yet. I pre-made it to make it easier. Wow. I look at shit. Shai's gonna cut this anyway. It's whatever.

Is she though? Because now it's just me. Serenating all of you. But when Bricky comes back, I'm gonna pretend like I said some really heinous shit. Man, what a perfect like spin for my chair to just have Bricky's dead centered like that. Ed's center. Wow. That was good. Well done. So what's the net? I don't I don't have it made. What do I need for this one? So this is Nergel juice. Hence the color. Nergel juice is one shot of coconut rum. All right. Let me get my coconut rum. Hang on. Am I going to have to spell this out? Yeah, you are. I didn't I I

had to run to the store literally to get all this stuff. Oh no, that's smooth. All right. Let's Let's get a shot of coconut rum. Then you're going to want a shot of the light rum and a shot of the blue Curacao. Blue Curacao is great, by the way. It is a wonderful course. Yes, it is wonderful. Cordial? Cordial, yeah.

Is that what it's called? I think so. C-O-R-D-I-A-L. The cheapest blue curate. You can see how cheap I went. Oh, that's not the glass bottle, is it? Yeah. Oh, it is.

Oh, they sell it in, like, plastics sometimes. Yeah, this is the only one. one they had. I thought it was plastic, actually. One shot of blue Curacao. One shot of vodka. Vodka? Well, I thought it was the rum. The white rum, right?

I was making a reference to that one lady who's like two shots of vodka, and she pours like half the bottle in there. Oh. You haven't seen that meme? I haven't seen that. You know who you're talking to. You get memes, though.

Yeah, but I, apparently, I never seen that meme. I don't know. That's the Bacardi. I used to so that's one shot of that and then fill up the glass half and half with the pineapple and orange juice Oh, okay or I mean if you want to taste more orangey you could do like 75% orange 25% pineapple. It's up to you I got the orange juice I got though I got finally got Donald Duck orange juice

Just got the tropical shi For Donald Duck orange juice what is that? It's Donald Duck orange juice. I've seen this shit so often at the store, but I never bought it because you Usually I want good orange juice. And this is like that Disney shit. I remember when I was a kid, it had like literally a giant Donald Duck face just right here. Just this massive. I have never had Donald Duck Orange juice. I can tell you that.

And just some dull pineapple. Dole pineapple is perfectly fine. Good, because that's what I have. Well, are you, did you pull the little tab off? Just did. Not so. I knew it. I knew the sounds that it makes.

Everybody knows that sound. Unconditioned. Yep. We all are. All right. Give it a good stir and you're good. Give it a good stir. With what?

You're making mixed drinks and you didn't bring like a spoon? Nope. Well, I'm the one of drinking it. Your fucking finger then, yeah. I brought a goddamn chopsticks, so. Sorry. Jeez. All right. Shane, I'm half jabbing.

You can't shame me like that. Look at the color. I think color but came out pretty good, right? Yeah, good old green, Nergle juice. Cheers. Is really smooth. Yeah, that's dangerous. I don't know if there's any alcohol in there.

Yep, yep. That is like three shots, and it is very smooth. I don't like how smooth that is. Hey, man. Hey, man, grandfather Nergel gives you the nice stuff. He sure does. Wait till the Imperium arrives. and then we can have a problem.

Yep. On the topic of stuff, it's too smooth. You know how you and Dice Check have been drinking like a lot of cut water? Yeah. I've seen you guys drink it so many times. And in my head, I was like, oh, that's got to be, it's got to be that, it's like a hard seltzer because it's cut water. And so I bought the, well, I was at the store, I bought the, the Mai Tai one.

That's the most popular, yeah. I did not realize how strong they were. I was like, this is not a hard sellster. This is literally just get fucked in a can. Yep. It is a can of 12.5% 25 proof my tie that does not taste that bad. It doesn't. For a canned comes in a little cardboard container.

That is shockingly. You get fucked up on that, dude. They're this San Diego based. Yeah, I took three sips and I was like, whoa, I was not ready for this part. Yeah, why do you think I'm always red as like a brick whenever on dice check? I was, I was waiting for hard selters because I was like, oh, hard seltzer's cool, you know, it's fine. I mean, I got nothing wrong with white claws or something. Like, I mean, look, you see this?

Yep. You see California? I know who I am. And that's a white claw person, but that stuff is much stronger. You know, you know how I know that I'm whiter than you? Because I drink Bud Light Seltzer. I have been told that's actually pretty good Yeah, it's not bad

I got like the summer edition that has like blue raspberry flavors in it It was pretty good, it's all right I mean, I don't drink much Bud Light in general but Well I mean Like Bud Light just the beer is like you might as well just siphon your own piss into yourself You know everyone was like Oh when you drink a Corona you gotta drink a Corona with lime on the top or whatever right Yeah

Doesn't help much if I'm not mistaken I read somewhere that the Corona Lyme doesn't isn't actually there for taste So therefore Something like it's to like it staves off flies Floating into your drink or something It's not actually because it makes it taste better

It's just because like Oh yeah Is that Where is it was is Corona like a Mexican beer? Uh huh Is Corona a Mexican beer? It's called Corona Yeah no shit

shit Sherlock. Is Heineken a German beer? How often do Americans use other cultures to make shit? Okay. That's fair. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Is Guinness fucking. Actually, wait. Is it Irish? It's Scottish? Scottish? I think it's Irish. I think it's Irish. Is it European? I don't know if you want to lock that in because if it's not. Yeah, I'm not. Everyone in Ireland gets mad at you and then everyone in Scotland. Someone's upset with us right now. One of them is upset with us right now, but whatever. At least they don't play Eldar.

Oh, shit. Fucking Eldar. Actually, if they're in the UK, they probably do. Why? Why did the UK people play Eldar? British Company, Games Workshop, very popular. Yeah. They're pretty popular everywhere, really.

Yeah, they're really popular in Russia. I've noticed. Really? Like half of my conversion bits I'm making for night lords are all coming from Poland and Russia. I don't know why. It's really popular there.

I think they actually had a live action Warhammer movie they did in Russian. There was a guy just as a commissar. It was like a while ago, like 20 years ago. Oh, that is a while ago. And it wasn't good, but it... No. I remember seeing it.

It was something. It exists. Hmm. I am I have torn through way too much of this. Oh, way to get to the forget me juice. You have to drink Everclear too. Yeah. Though honestly you might be better off because I'm drinking Austrian rum.

You're drinking Stroh. Strow 80% Everclear. The Everclear I have is apparently only 60% only. Only. Yeah, the smell of Stro makes me gag a little. It's like Fireball as a kid where it's like I've drank it so much that I'm like, yeah,

but fireball's just gross. Fireball's fine. Yeah, if you have no taste, fireball's fine. It's like big red gum. You drink it when you're like, when you're 19 and you can't drink. Eh,

like there's so much better stuff though. Even at that price point, like why, why hurt yourself with fireball? Oh, when you can have anything else. Just make a screwball. Make a screwball.

I mean. A screwball. Who cares? What, what? It's like, oh, I'm gonna go on the, on the bougie and to get myself some Jack Daniels, honey whiskey. Ooh. That's not much better. Okay, fine, drink fireball. Okay, fine, drink fireball.

It's like that or like smearing off or something, and I just, not going to have that either. Yeah, yeah. What's your vodka of choice? They have this one called Raka, R-E-Y-K-A. I think it's Icelandic. It is, it's like, I don't know the word, chameleon. It's surprisingly smooth and it just mixes with anything. Yeah, that seems to be the point of vodka.

Yeah, I think vodka tastes like paint thinner. Yeah, just quadruple distill all the flavor out of it and use it as a mixer to juice up anything. As a word-bearer's player, I eat a lot of paint. And let me tell you, that's vodka, it's like paint thinner. Hey, you want to know a funny spoiler for the Ravenguard episode that I've learned about like just today?

Oh, we're doing a Ravenguard episode, eh? Thanks for the spoilers. Oh, we're not doing a Reagan Guard episode. Oh, eventually. Well, we will eventually, but I don't know when. The next episode is actually a fun one, though. And you're not going to tell me what it is. Of course not.

It's an offshoot. It's not like on a faction, so to speak. Okay. More Eldor? No, kind of like the Skola one. Okay. The, I remember when I said that Corvus Corax was in the warp? Mm-hmm.

So I was like half right. So I guess he fucked something up, like an attempt to redo a gene seat or something. And he fucked it all up and all of his people were abominations or something. And then he got really depressed and then he ran to the warp. I guess now he's a gigantic bird demon. Oh, well, that sounds like that sounds like. He is an enormous demonic crow. and apparently his entire life is to torture Lorgar

Oh, poor Lorgar Not poor Lorgar, he's a shithead Poor Lorgar Is Corvax very like, does he have like a lot of white armor White feathers? It's black and white I don't know because like Corvax white is the paint Oh, uh, Korax white Oh, I thought it was Corvax white

Because that's everybody's like, use Corvax white for cloth And I'm like, I don't have Corvac Oh, no, you're pretty much right. His name is Corviss Corax. You just mix the words. Gotcha. But no, he's like, he went to go try to fuck up Lorgar, and Lorgar's like, oh, my God. And now Lorgar is in some tower, like, hiding.

And Corax is like outside of his window. Like, car, call, let me in, fucker. I'm going to rip your bones out. Quote the Raven, never more. Never, never, yeah, seriously. I heard a rap tap tapping on my chamber door. And it's such a bitch. And it said to me, I'm gonna, I'm gonna beat you with Erebus.

Oh, fuck Erebus. I'm gonna take, I'm gonna take, I'm gonna fucking smash into you with him. Oof. I'm gonna beat a motherfucker with a motherfucker. Erebus is indeed a motherfucker. Mm-hmm. He is a big motherfucker. It's all his fault.

I know Gilman has a mom. Well, wait, how does Gilman have a mom? How do any of the Primarks have a mom? Not an actual, like, birthed mom. Oh, what? Then what? Foster mom? What else would it be?

Oh, well, yeah, that's true. I guess the promise, like, his father was... The ones that, like, find them and raise the... Okay. Yeah, like his dad, who was definitely not Julius Caesar. I was going to say, what do we have, like, a Jesus burning bush situation with, like, oh, look, you gave birth, but you're a virgin. It's like... Hey, man, I'm not touching that with a 10-foot pole.

Did you imagine that conversation? Like, I'm pregnant. How did you get pregnant? It was a burning bush. swear. Son of a gun. Yeah, I, yeah, totally. He's got a mom.

I never, for some reason it was never stayed in his wiki. When I was, I was like reading up on Gilliman and I didn't see mom anywhere. Who's his mom? He's just some nice lady. She's like, she's like old Greek lady who doesn't take no shit. She reminds me of

Hella of Troy. Oh. Hela? Helena of Troy. Helen of Troy. Helen of Troy. Helen of Troy. Helen of Trench, a thousand ships. Yeah, she reminds me a lot of her where she's just like, get the fuck out of here, fucking bitches. I feel like she would take out a last rifle and shoot Avedon if she could.

Probably. Not many people wouldn't, like, if they could. Avedon's, you know, I understand why people think Avedon's a bitch. But at the same time, he's all right. He's all right. He's done some stuff. He's done some stuff. He's failed some stuff, too.

He has. A lot of stuff. But, yeah, he's pretty cool. People like to tell everything in like absolutes. Cool or a bitch, awesome or bad. There's a big gray area. It's like a... Why am I out of drink?

Are you out of drink? I'm out of drink. I don't like that. I don't like how smooth that was. Oh, well. Actually, it's surprisingly easy to chug that. Like, that's not a hard chug. That is an easy chug

It's an easy chug, I swear Alright, well done Should we get the last one I guess We gotta do it, man We gotta do it You're ready Yep, it's starting to hit me a little bit

But I'm all right Hit me a little bit too It's really gonna hurt after this one Yeah All right This is the forget me juice I'm, oh boy Looks like that color

Look at that color It must be the apple juice that's making that color, right? Don't talk to me right now. I'm making piss. I know that meme. You do know that meme. That guy is nuts. He chugs hard.

What's our recipe here? All right. So it depends on how hard you want your forget-me juice. Oh, boy. If you really want this to be forget-me juice, it'll be three shots of Stroh. You did three? I did two because I'm not like I'm not trying like if you if you did three of this

and you did this drink this drink this one drink and and be there yeah for us probably two is fine you know yeah I think I think I'll go too because I mean I'm using Everclear so it's not going to be as hard as yours the color of this is also because Stro is like dark which by the way I have to if you watching this are like

drink responsibly also What you said. But I was specifically saying if you were Austrian or Danish or mainly Austrian, it's Austrian rum, you probably know what Stro is. If you're American like us, Stro, S-T-R-O-8, there's an umlaut over the O, but I might be wrong. Is a 160-proof 80% rum, Austrian rum that tastes like butterscotch. It's surprisingly, surprisingly tasty for the strength. But it's 80%.

I don't know what your Stroh smells like, but Everclear literally smells like rubbing alcohol. Mine smells like butterscotch. Oh, that sounds nice. Mine just smells like something you'd clean a wound with. Mines, mine is, like, one of the best tasting alcohols for its strength, because it's so strong.

Yeah. All right, what's the rest of our mix here? Pretty easy. Apple juice, almost to the top, not quite. So just this whole thing Just a lot of apple juice I don't know how big your How big your cup is

But a lot of apple juice And then a good spritz of lime juice And then So good bit of lemon stick, right? Yeah, I Thought I had one I didn't But there's supposed to be a cinnamon stick in there You could get rid the cinnamon stick

He'd really need it But whatever A nice squirt of lime juice Or a lime juice And then a cinnamon stick Give it a good Give it a good spin Oh hey I can use

a cinnamon stick to stir it. Yeah, all right. Get some flavor. We're heading to flavor town here, boys. I'm glad Guy Fierry is a cool guy. He is. He donates a lot to charity. He does, and he does, like, a lot of, like, food truck things for, like, homeless and stuff.

Yeah. Well, obviously, I don't know the guy in person, so I can never really justify if he's a cool guy. You know, never reach your idols, but... Yeah. All right. Oh, this smells great with the cinnamon stick and the apple juice. That's a great combination. Oh no, are you okay?

Yeah, it just brings back bad memories. I drink a lot of this on my 21st birthday and I didn't know feel good. A lot of forget-me juice on the... Cheers, dude. I don't like that I can't taste any alcohol again. I can. Oh. Well, you've got the hard shit.

You've got the 80%. I've got the bitch. 60%. stuff. The bitch, 60%. Yeah, it's only 60%. He says, fucking hell. That's not bad. That tastes festive. Like, that's... Oh, boy, that's dangerous.

Like a winter bar thing in the middle, like, in like cold-ass Denmark type thing you drink. Yeah, it almost tastes like an apple pie. With the cinnamon and apple juice? Yeah, with the cinnamon and an apple? Yeah, yeah, it's good points. Yeah.

I think about that. Oh boy that's dangerous. Yeah, I'm not sure I'm gonna feel about this for a bit I'm not sure how I'm gonna feel about this tomorrow morning You know what's upsetting to me it's Saturday, right? No, what's it Thursday? You what? Ooh Maybe I'm feeling that alcohol a little more than I thought It's third I was gonna be like oh yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about this tomorrow morning for the recording and I was like wait a minute Tomorrow morning for the recording. Yeah, because I well because I thought it was maybe Sunday and then I was like oh you

It was Saturday. Listen. You thought it was Saturday. And then you said tomorrow morning for the recording, which would be Sunday when we record on Monday, and it's Thursday. Look, just take another drink. All right. This is one of those times you need to forget.

That must be some hardcore stroll you got in there. I know. It's just me. Because I drank so much strove back in the day. It sets back some. I was going to say like I can't taste the ever clear I don't know if you gave this to me I'd be like I don't know there's alcohol in it

although I I didn't fill it all the way with the shot glass but whatever yeah whatever oh boy I'm already feeling it though shit I don't oh it's not feeling it doesn't feel good oh I feel this is this is this is appropriate for forget me juice oh you're going in the wall

Yeah, we're going in the wall. If I wake up... I swear to God, if I wake up in a wall, I'm gonna kill you. You know what? You can blame me for that. I will. M-hmm.

Macho commissar, Randy Savage. Going in the wall. Oh, yeah, brother. That was like, that's my favorite animation. I know the orc one is the most popular, but God, I like that one a lot. That was a great one. We need another small animation.

Because that orc one made the rounds in, like, lots of discords and tick, and shit. What if we've done lately? It would be a good, like, Mimi animation. We did knife-assing, but that probably isn't the best one.

That would be a weird animation. It would be a weird animation. It should be stabbing a donkey. Yeah. I'm trying to think... Leave me alone. Well, there was the Fortnite um...

Oh, no. Assassin-oram one, but someone already kind of did that. Yeah. That was cursed. That was a cursed episode. A good old Anacon could be a good... Anacon could be a good animation. That was a very good, a very good section.

That would be a good one. Yeah. I liked the Alpha Legion turnaround. That was a pretty solid one. La Malle said Omega. Lul said Alferius. You got to get both of them in there. Oh.

Okay. Oh, oh, oh. You know, I find it humorous. I'm like here and I was drinking out of my mug and I'm like, you know, this is my merchandise. This is a just ridiculous merchandise. I'm gonna plug it anyway. We could get some pretty sick mugs. I have a person for mugs.

We can get mugs. We should get mugs. You know, the dice arrived. Oh. Yeah. Do you have any? Could you show them? The downstairs.

Oh. You could go get him. If I die. Be careful. Hold the handrail. Hold the handrail. You made it. You made it.

It's actually my soul in the warp. You made it. Glad to see it. Yeah. You know, like, so little dice. Sick. Sick.

So they're gold pips. And on a black dice, because of course. But the six. Can I like... Oh, Look at that. Yeah.

There it is. Ooh. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So, I'm gonna roll them. What do I got?

Wow. That one's all snake eyes? Three of them were ones out of the six. So yeah, that was, I have re-roll one's aura. I'd think better now. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

Yeah, people sometimes put like the little logo dude on the one. I hate that. It should always be six. You should always be excited to see the fucking... You should be happy to see your logo. Yeah. I hope these are on the site by the time Shai puts up this episode.

If they're not, they're going to be soon, I promise. Soon, T.M. Soon. I'm really happy with them. You know, and also, I really, like, I think it's always good that you have a different color. Because it makes it... Because very often, especially in Warhammer, getting a six means... Some of those it means things, like extra AP, extra attack.

There's a concept called exploding sixes, which is extra attacks, or like mortal wounds on sixes. Things you don't understand, but things people might understand. And it's really good to be able to very clearly be like, ah, there's this many sixes there. It serves a function. It's like my little red rose dice I used to sell. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I'm trying to get more of, but the big red rose. And it's like, oh, it's a guy.

It is going to be a struggle to finish this. The other two are just like, oh, this is so easy. Like, these are great. Those other two drinks, highly recommend. Well, the other one is just coffee and Bailey's. Nergel juice is a great drink. Nergel juice is amazing. Highly recommend.

This is good if you want to get shit-faced and don't know it. I called it for Get Me Juice for an important reason. Yep, I'm feeling this one more than any of them. I want it to stay to its name. Yep. D.K., have you been listening to the Guilty Gear Strive OST? Um, no. I mean...

How can you not be listening to the Guilty Gear songs? When I play Guilty Gear, I like the OST. I'm not actively listening to the OST, though. Well, you need to actively change your toad, sir, and go listen to the Guilty Gear OST. Okay. As soon as this is over, I'll boot up some sick jam. If I roll a six, you're listening to it. It was definitely a six.

I bet it was. Was it a one? Was it you roll another one? Oh, okay. It was close. That was close. Oh. What the fuck's your hat on this time?

It's another toky-doki hat. Oh. It's a cool. It's got like a cool ony mask. Yeah, it actually looks like kind of decent. And so I was like, that can't be for Manda Maevish. It's just Japanese. You didn't like my other hats?

I don't remember your other hats My forgiving juice is working Oh well, yeah They're all toky dokey None of them are really anime It's just the artist style I like the art style I mean, Odi Masters are cool and all that

Yeah, yeah And all a little soccer blossom thing Yeah, yeah Cherry Blossoms are neat I appreciate that's It's uh I think it's soccer season Isn't it? In Japan

When is soccer season Good question Spring Is I'm nowish probably. I bet. I bet you anything. It's right around now. Right about here.

Time frame area. Yeah. Right around is right around ish. This is why you have when hooves. When hooves? Whoa. Freudian slip there, furry boy? Oh, I don't have any Freud's, Mr.

Sigmund. All right. All right. Mr. Freud. Your mom. Alright, Mr. Freud, here's 400 eels. I want you to find the penises in them. That's what it is with Fred. It always comes back to your mom. Oh, I was...

Oh, was you the guy who made that, like, thing about dating mothers or something, or... Probably. Oh, that's not okay. Yeah, Freud is... It's always sexual repressed feelings towards your mother is always the Freudian way. What a motherfucker.

Literally, yeah. That's what he would say. I got it. You said literally and that made it worse. Good. Good. It's not like it was a great joke to begin with. It's not like I ruined a masterpiece here.

Excuse me, all right? I have spent the last month rereading Nightlord's books. My humor isn't particularly adept. There's adeptus. Ridiculous. Yeah, yeah. That had the same caliber as mine. Oh, maybe worse.

actually. That was kind of a stretch. There's some there's some I don't think drinking this. I know I'm looking at it and I'm like do I really do you really finish this? I think

if I do I'm going to throw up and not because I've drank too much but more so because it's this particular alcohol and it's bringing back the feeling and no joke the other two were just like oh this is great I'm cruising I'm cruising and now it's just like I like how

when we get to forget me, Juice, that is I like that it lives up to its name. Oh, it sure do. Boy. All right, all right. So if it's two shots, so is this like 120% alcohol? Because it's 60%.

It's two shots, so it's actually goes up. So you know how percentages work my dudes? Is it 120% alcohol? It's 120% this drink now. You know? I...

Stop. It made sense when I said it. It made sense when I said it, okay? I'm sorry, that just, that was really funny. I, that's how I planned it. It's okay. Have you been putting the, the new drinks in multiple solo cups in top? You were holding three solo cups.

Have you just been like... Yeah. What do you want me to do? Like, you know, you gotta keep it all contained. One of the three empty can now, man. Just rinse out the first one. Does it look like I have a sink in front of me, man? I left to get my drinks.

Yeah, well, I'm not a bitch. Forget me, juice is a bad time, man. This is all your fault. Why did you make this drink? Because they gave it to children. They gave this to children? Forget me, Juice! Oh, the actual, the lore.

I thought you... Okay, okay. Look, man, it's been a... It's been a... You know what's the best way to advertise dice? You rub them next to the microphone. Oh.

That sounds. You need to get more. You need to do the dual. That dice sounds, like... Nah, you need to get closer to the mic and really... God, these are all bad though. It's fitting that the adeptist ridiculous rolls very trolly. Whenever you're doing too well in a game, bring out your ad, your adrid dice.

Yeah, whatever you're doing too well. Yeah, your opponents having a bad time because of your roles and you're just like, I'll show you. Boom. Maybe the logo should have been on the ones then. No. Yeah, maybe. Like, yeah. Yeah, woohoo, we lose.

Hooray! We can all be a meme together. Ho! Oh, this fucking drink, man. Shy is like, just like, I'm not going to join this. This is, this is dumb.

I mean, you know, you know what? I can't blame. Remember the last time we drank on camera? No. And we talked about how Jojo sucks for 30 minutes. Well, it does. once you get to part three is when it sucks or when it gets good when it sucks

part one is that's the worst season in my opinion at the beginning is really bad in season one it gets better towards the end I want to stop this conversation right now I will not get back on this I will not jump onto this horse all right what other anime do you want to talk about

because I've got there's a lot behind me that we can look there's fist of the North Star there's Omaya Wamo Shindayru You've heard Omai Wamo Shindayru though That's where it comes from I have it comes from this one That one right there Was that you pointing to the thing or

See that manga right there? Oh, you have something on your finger What was on your finger? Oh, the caps to the juice I was wearing him like a ring God damn What do you want from me man? I don't know man

Maybe technical We've been drinking with act normal. Is that what you said? I know I'm a hypocrite. It's okay. I'll be part of it. I understand. No, but you've,

how long have you known me? You expect me to act normal? I just knew you from Warframe to start with. Our first actual interaction to each other was me making a bad Apache helicopter joke at Tenocon. And I thought it was the funniest goddamn thing. You thought it was so funny. I don't know why. I was cringed out of my mind.

I thought it was great. Because everybody else was trying. to come up with these really dumb reasons for like, I'm mag because my personality is magnetic, just like mag. And it was like, oh. And it was like, hey, someone that's trying to at least be sort of funny, right? I, thank you for the sort of, because that that accurately displays it. You're sort of funny. Imagine how the three of us came together from a fucking warframe group and ended up

making adeptist ridiculous. Shy with her warframe shipposts and us with... Oh, I did the Fast Frame series. Yeah. You just played it, didn't she? First video I remember you from was the... What was it? Fisting got censored in chat?

Oh, yeah! That was the video that made the rounds, and everyone was like, you've heard a bricky? He did his fisting video. And I was like, what? Yeah, that's right, because I was playing Atlas. And I typed fisting in the chat.

it got censored and I was like, and I was like, video idea. There you go. It's genius. Well, because I framed it stupidly. You warframed it stupidly. Come on, shy. You have to edit this to a certain extent. Put the drum rolls in.

If she just not add the drum rolls, that means she just didn't even bother with this part. It's not like we're going to remember if you don't. Yeah, I forget my juice. Yeah, I remember that because I made the video. I called it Warframe We Need to Talk, like a super clickfady video because I knew it would work.

And then I was like, how dare you censor fisting? I remember when I searched for it, I was like, oh, is he serious? Is this a serious thing? And then I watched it, I was like, nah. This is just funny. Nah, nah, nah. No, I hate making any kind of like,

call out content. Would we call it that? Yeah. Drama content? Yeah, I guess drama would be a term. But there's like, there's like variations of drama. Like, um, what's that? Like, like, skill up.

Does that, like, this week in gaming series? Which is genius, by the way. Which is pretty good. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's, it involves everything from releases to drama in a sense, but it's like very all-encompassing. Yeah. Um, there's a lot of fucking, there's a lot of like video game commentary channels that just, like, dick ride the, like, the anger boner. Oh, yeah. So hard, where it's just like, like, they, they still are making, like, fall.

of 76 callout videos to this day and I'm like give it a fucking rest yeah like I don't care Warframe went through that too where everybody's just like making hate videos on Warframe yeah like that's why I always try to make reviews for games I like because I don't need to make I don't need to like add to that I always I call them no taku because because they hate they hate Kotaku but by constantly making sensationally uh negative journalistic videos they're basically just Kotaku. Yeah. So they're no taku. It's easy.

Catching name too. It works. Yeah. It works. Yeah. Because I mean like, like, there's enough of that. Yeah. You know, you know, for every, like, can you imagine if every single time someone put out like a fall at 76 hate video, they made a review about like Hades,

a truly god tier fucking game. Uh-huh. You know? And like... Hades was really good, too. He's really good. Really great OST of that game too Great OST, great voice acting

Very gay It's Greek It's great Well, that's true It's Greek If the Greeks are good at one thing It's kind of their thing It is

No, we now all of our Greek viewers are like Hey Hey, it's okay They're not doing great financially They can't watch us Wow Hey if you guys in Greece I'm very sorry I hear they have an economic problem

best of luck. I hear it's a great place to visit. It's beautiful. I hear it's a bad place to live sometimes. Yeah, apparently. Well, every place is a bad place to live sometimes. I mean, we live in California. Yeah, speaking of bad places to live. Just look at the rent prices. I was about to say, at least expensive places to live. Talking about getting knife-assed, Jesus. You don't get knife-ass. You might as well with the rent you got to pay in California. You're getting wallet-knifed. I almost said wallet-ass. I almost said wallet-ass. You're gonna get wallet ass That's the new meme

Whenever you have to pay too much for something You just got wallet assed Got ass walleted Yep I'm out of that Greece Greek viewers We do love you You're part of our group

I'm sorry It's I you know All my Venezuelan viewers I had to be mean to sometimes When I was talking about how World Warcraft goal Was worth more than Venezuelan dollars Oh

It was It was yeah Greek mythology is pretty cool Zeus is a dick I was just about to say half of it just Zeus not knowing to put his dick away Yeah and Hera being really mad at him for it Hera being really mad at him

Right justifiably but you know Yeah yeah she has every reason to be mad at him Man I never really truly figured out Like I always I always was told the Greek mythology of Medusa being like a crazy monster Medusa has a sad fucking backstory Wasn't it like she was too beautiful she was like

beaten and like R worded a lot or something and then she was like and I think she was like punished for it and then turned into snake lady or something like that I always thought she had a bad life

yeah I always thought she was like too beautiful someone was mad about it so they locked her away so that no man could ever look at her and that's why she's got the stone snakes I think there's various tales as there always is but I know she had a really bad life Like she was treated like shit and then was unjustifiably

Like confined with that snake hair I might be thinking of a clash of the Titans Which probably isn't the best For accurate With Sam Worthington Yeah with Avatar You know Jake Sully Sam Worthington voices Mason in the fucking

Black Ops series Does he really? Like the numbers Mason What do they mean? That's him? I think it's... Well, no, well, the person who said that was a different character. Oh, okay. I think the character you played as, I think that was Sam Worthington.

Wow. I just know him from Avatar. Avatar of the Atlas Therebinder? No, no, no, no. That James Cameron's Avatar. You know, with the big blue aliens? Avalent? No. By release Scott?

No, James Cameron. Is that Avatar? Big blue aliens? Yeah, I know. Okay, good. Listen. I wasn't sure There's there's there's

Look it's almost I'm almost done It was it was Sam Worthington I was correct Good for him Also I was I was fucking with you I know that I know the blue people one Oh yeah he was the main guy Yeah

You know what I always thought was funny when I watched that When I watched that movie What's that? I was always really rooting for the general dude The whole time Ah yeah I always called him Colonel Kick Your Ass Because he is just

He will be the shit at you. He does not care. I truly am an Imperium player. It was crazy. There's a big fan base that's like, oh yeah, I was rooting for the humans. They got a raw deal in that movie. Really? They go to an alien

planet and try to genocide the population for its resources and they're the good guys. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember there ever being like a plot like Earth is dying or anything. We need the resources. That was the

That was the reason they went to Pandora. Was that the reason? Yeah, they were overpopulated. They ran out of resources. Ah, fuck him. Kill all the blue people then. They needed to get some unobtainium. Is that actually the name of it?

Yeah. Unobtainum is actually a real thing, apparently. I didn't know that. I thought it was just a movie thing. It's actually called unobtabium. Mm-hmm. And it's funny because the dude has a chunk of it. And it's like, why is it unobtainium?

You have some of it. It's more like hard to obtainium. not unobtenium. Was that your joke? What? No, it's actually called unobtainium. No, not that part. But it should be called hard to obtainium.

Was that the joke the hard to obtainium part? No, that was serious. That's what it's called. I hate that movie. Not because, not because, not because it's bad, but because it's so unsubtle. Oh, God, yeah. It is so, it is so.

little tea in that movie. It is zero. It is so, like, favorite movies of all time. No country for old men in Blade Runner 2049. Movies that treat the audience with respect. And that movie is just like, so, so in your face. Yeah, yeah, I can't really argue that. Did you ever play Detroit Beyond Human?

Or Become Human? I did. That's such a fucking bad. game, dude. Oh, I liked it, but not, okay, I liked it for the same reason. Like, it's very campy and stupid and Mimi. Yeah. It's can't be stupid and Mimi, but I do like the, the branching paths games. But I liked the, the Connor Hank dynamic. Oh, right, right, right. Buddy cop would be a racist cop in a sense, but like, yeah, yeah, it was good. It was fun. That was not the best part of the game. I liked when, uh, I figured, who's the guy that made it?

David Cage? David Cage. He was like, yeah, there's nothing political or racially charged about this game as, you know, the Android gets forced to stand in the back of the bus. Dude, within 10 minutes. Yeah, it's like one of the first things that happened. He's on the back of the bus. Yeah, and it's like... I was in tears laughing.

It's like, wow, very subtle. Didn't see what you were doing there. Remember when he was like, Detroit becomes human as a true experience? It truly changed me as a... gamer quote from David Cage, creator of Detroit. Creator, yeah. He's such a hack. He's such a hack.

He's made too much money, though. He's, you know, it's too bad because heavy rain is a very fun game. Never played it. Heavy rain is good. Okay, it might, it might have like the, I forget, I don't know, a term for this, I'm called the 300 syndrome, where like Zach Snyers 300, has that like speed up slow down kind of action that's really fucking annoying now

but at the time it was great so it might have 300 syndrome where it's like it might still be fun but you might hate it because it might be a little too familiar but I remember liking heavy rain it's actually pretty brutal I remember cutting my finger off in that game also I did it I finished it

oh my god you did it I did it I didn't I don't think I can I'm not gonna make you. Thank you. That's a tough one. I think I need some Donald Duck orange juice. I need some Donald Duck brand orange. I got water.

I have a can of water here too. Liquid death. It's actually pretty good. It's not water, I don't think. Yeah, it is. It's just straight up mountain water. Is it actually? Yeah.

It's called liquid death? Yeah, because it murders your thirst. That's actually their like slogan. That is incredibly smart. Yeah, it is. That is huge brain. They label it like their fucking rock stars too.

That's so funny. With like the liquid skull on there and everything. Is that what I see in the back in that can of a pile of cans? Yeah, yeah. That's how you know why hydrate. You got to stay hydrogen. In his 2021 culture, bro.

2020, yeah. He's got to stay hydrated, bro. Drinks liquid death. Got to stay hydrated, bro. You got to murder that thirst, brough? I don't like the Californianist is coming out like this. It's not what I needed now. This is our life, dude.

This is... I wonder if Shia is going to look at this and be like... These people have been gone for an hour in like 15 minutes. Oh, God. it feels like it's been so much longer than that. That forget-me-juice, feels like we've been going at that forget-me-duce for like the last fucking year.

Yeah, I want to forget the last year. We might after this. Wake up tomorrow. It's like, is it 2020? What do you mean? It's almost, maybe 2021 is almost half over, or over, half over, or whatever.

We need another, like, Patreon goal. For what? more drinking I bought all this alcohol I gotta use it but then I have to make fucking drinks out of the same shit

that you bought there's no no variations no variety who cares it's alcohol it gets wrong who cares he gives the shit but

yeah no taste in the importance of mixology nope none zero zilch you know you know you know you know

would be very upset with you. Yeah, well, fuck him. But we liked Giliman. And his dumb mom, I don't know, yeah, we do. I was about to say fuck him and his dumb mom. That's mean. Yeah, I know. She's a nice lady. Apparently.

Go send a hate mail to Dorn and he can't read. I like that that's a meme. I can't believe it's a fucking meme. If anyone could read, if the most... The most literate person probably would be Dorn and Gilman. And no, no, he's illiterate. Sorry. Sorry. The least literate person would easily be Russ.

Like, not even a question. It would so be Russ. The space walls are all, that none of them can read. They didn't. Oh, my God. They skated through high school on their prowess and football.

There's a great, great part in the alfarius book with him and Russ. He's like sitting next to Russ, like some, like, party they had for winning. And Russ is drunk or pretending to be drunk off, like, whatever the fuck he's on. because you know space Marines can't get drunk

Oh that's right I think I remember reading it in one of this Night Lord's books Yeah like yeah I can't get drunk It doesn't do anything to me Yeah because their body filters poison out but uh So the space wolves found like

A hard Fenrisian poison That they just stilled into mead So they can get drunk Whoa And so I guess Russ was drinking that He's like who the fuck are you And it's like I'm I'm

My name is Alfarius and it's like Ha ha! Drinks poison. It was great. It was a great moment. Casually drinks poison. I wish I had that ability right about now. To casually drink poison?

No, to not get drunk. Oh. To filter out that part. Yes, I want to drink poison. That is my, I wish that was my superpower. That'd be a party trick. Yeah, hell it would. Here's some liquid cyanide.

It's like, ooh. Watch me drink this mercury. Like, whoa! Holy shit. Watch me embrace genetic mutations. I'm gonna go crazy. Hooray. Everybody's crazy in 40K.

Yeah. Too many sane people. The tower okay. Well, they're all brainwashed. Ish. Ish. It's a lame thing. They should have just been the good guys.

I don't know. I like when things are sad. Everything else is sad, though. Like, you have a surplus of sad. Like, there's no short shortage of sad in 40K. But that's the identity. Yeah. You can have one good guy faction that's feudally trying to make everyone good, but then everyone's like, no, fuck you, and they start a war.

That makes them even sadder because they're trying so hard, and they're literally doing nothing. But, yeah, they're like kind of brainwashed. You know who are the good guys, are the other civilians. You know, you finish Blood Reaver, you know, get a,

uh, without spoilers. My man, Maruk. I liked Mo' Rook. He was like, he's just an episode.

He's just a guy. He's like, Hey, son, that's a guard weapon. Don't you be dissing the guard. I would have joined the guard if I could. If I couldn't,

if I could see. Yeah, his eyesight was shit, so he couldn't join the guard. Yeah. I liked my mur. He was, he was the good.

It was all right. He was a good guy. He was a good guy. He was fun. There's some okay characters around there. Oh, Maruk. Oh, Maruk. There's a lot of good.

So is he going to be like the ninth slave? Yeah, you read the book. What's, what's, what's, uh, Nonesus. Okay, I was going to say, what's after, how do you say nine? Nannis or Nonis or. Nornis? Nones.

They said it like twice. They just called him Maruk the whole time. Nornis. like, oh man, if only you guys have gotten me sooner, I could have been Octavia. But no, I'm nonus. 10 is decimus, right? Yeah, it's got to be like Deca something. Yeah, it's definitely decimus.

Yeah, decimus. That's a cool one. Man, nonus, that sucks. Not a dumb name. You missed out on, you missed out on Septimus, Octavia, and decimus, and you got stuck with Nornis. And like, like, and two is like Sequindus, and third is like tertius. those are cool too yeah

and then five is quintus you find out what happened to the secundus in Blood River because Chalice doesn't want to talk about it yeah that was a that's some shit right there we'll talk about that in the book club episode

I do not want to be Secundus no I don't want to be a lot of those people yeah there are not many people that you want to be at the end of Blood River a couple or Soul Hunter

or Voidstocker you know I don't I don't You know what? Keep me out of the 40K universe in general. Yeah, I like being on the outside looking in. Yeah. I don't want to live in 40K. The best job in 40K is probably just being a space marine. Or one of the like, because you're, you know, big smart power armor guy.

But or like a fucking aristocracy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the term aristocrat in those like random worlds? Yep. Though they tend to rebel against you a lot So you know, maybe not As long as you rule with an iron fist You'll be fine

Get the put the heads on Bastille Or on the Pikes Stick them around the Bastille Viva Revolutional Just beware of chaos And the French What do you think would be the French Legion?

We got Thai word bears In Russian night lords Who's Mongolian white scars Who's the French Legion It gotta be chaos right Does it have to be? Yeah, French? Chaos.

What's like the Iron Warriors for French? Well, for the French, it's, uh, who does it. Who's, who, what faction is afraid of fighting? Then you got the French, right? Not the Iron Warriors. Not the Iron Warriors. They, they hate everything. They're not the world eaters.

Oh no, it's Switzerland. That's a neutral, right? Would it be Alpha Legion then, in that case? Instead of Alferius, it's Alferio. Oh my god A fleur de you A ferrio A fleur de

Yes Yes The Alpha Legion are French now So we've got the word bear is Italian Alpha Legion is French Didn't we say the world The world eaters were Australian too

Did we? I mean it would be kind of good Having like Karin the Betrayer It's just fucking hard outback Motherfucker That's not a knife That's a no

His like giant fucking gun with his arm with his sword or with the Shane X. That works. It does work. All right, we should stop. We should cut this. Should we though?

It's been too long. It's been like an hour and something. Oh yeah, it's been an hour 22, I guess. All right, we're gonna, I'm calling it. Yeah, maybe do a proper outro. Yeah, make sure to check out Electric Squid Entertainment. The boys down the description sent us the amazing stuff.

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If I roll a one, you die. I got two again. Hey, I don't die. I almost think twos are worse than ones because you can't re-roll ones a lot in the game. You can't re-roll twos. Not often. Thank you so much for watching.

Enjoy your drinks if you get the opportunity. We won't remember if you do. I, neither will you. We'll see the next episode of Adeptus Ridiculous. I don't know. What are we added on the thing? If we hit 15,000, we'll do it again. 15,000?

I think we're at 13 something, which is, I mean... I don't... I'm in the recording now. Cool. Yo, man, fuck elves.